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Who do you think is the sexiest woman on NS?

I need two people to help me judge and I guess one should be a guy. lol

Edit: We have our judges and several write-ins. :) One even has HUGE...
tracts of land. There is a rumor that one of our contestants is actually male but its not Upper Botswavia since she was gracious enough to allow me to "test" her and I can assure all of you she is 100% female. :) :fluffle:

And we now have pics!

Cabra West
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/Tattoo.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/moi.jpg

Sarkhaan
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5071/red2ks.jpg

Ladame?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/nhhgffgjh.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/LaDame_edited-1.jpg

Terrorist Cakes
http://poetrygoddess.spaces.msn.com/

Dakini
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0620.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0616.jpg

Sinuhue as she sees herself
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/sinuhuewithaxetogrind.jpg

Theodrea
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=318539321&MyToken=2a2b29d5-7bed-4b64-936d-f39ecc57519f
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=491888595&DeleteCommentID=23845435

Upper Botswavia
http://www.geocities.com/anonygrl/selfportrait.gif

Angry Fruit Salad
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319/n39801218_30070239_1866.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319/n39801218_30070220_5085.jpg
AFS I pared this down to two pics to be kind to those with lower bandwidth. I hope you do not mind too much.

Not Really Antikythera
http://students.ou.edu/P/Lesley.B.Pierce-1/bell.gif

Who do you think is the sexiest woman on NS?

I need two people to help me judge and I guess one should be a guy. lol
I think IL Ruffino should help judge.

Oh, and i nominate Czardas.

TInk.

Ok, Ruffy will you help judge?
We need at least one more judge. Anyone?

Well, I have to say parrrrtay and j_delight are rawking hot.
The Monkeybutts was also quite the hottie when she was still with us

Ladame and Whereyouthinkyougoing....she should be on that poll.

I want to be a judge!

Ladame and Whereyouthinkyougoing....she should be on that poll.
Ladame is on as well as you. Forgot Whereyouthinkyougoing but you are right I should have added her and Tink of course. :-)

Bottle!

& nadkor.

Bottle!

& nadkor.

I'll second those, though the ladies in the poll are quite tempting too. :)

Tink! How could Tink NOT MAKE THE POLL? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

WYTYG, Peech, Ilie, Kreizmoorland, Tink, Glitz, Darkness, Nadkor, Cabra, Aerou, TC

...that's all I can think of right now. I'll add more later.

I believe my most awesome talent of assessing the finer qualities of the female sex qualifies myself as a judge for this particular pagent of sorts.




Damn, that is some fine use of linguistics; or in this case...typusitics....
Hell, does that even work?

The most wonderful, beautiful, absolutely amazing Aerou ;)

I want to be a judge!
Ok Not Bad is the third judge!

The most wonderful, beautiful, absolutely amazing Aerou ;)
shit, how did I forget Aerou? *adds to list*

shit, how did I forget Aerou? *adds to list*
Don't forget to actually vote now. :)

Ok Not Bad is the third judge!

Fuck, well back to assessing the finer aspects of the female sex of takeitintheass.com

Poliwanacraca, obviously. :cool:

Ok Not Bad is the third judge!

YAY!

Will there be a talent competition?
Swimsuit?
Do I get to ask the finalists a question like "Should you win this pageant what will you do to improve the world?" ?

Hey ...

Willamena
and
Muravyets
...and what, no Czardas? :(

Fuck, well back to assessing the finer aspects of the female sex of takeitintheass.com
Isn't Ann Coulter in that addie somewhere?

I believe I shall judge yee and kill your self image!

Isn't Ann Coulter in that addie somewhere?

That crazy bitch probably gives it up the ass...

I'm a girl?!

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?!

edit: thanks ruffy :fluffle:

P.S. I thought Czardas was a he? Have I been horribly wrong?

Edited because Ruffy agreed to judge! yay

Isn't Ann Coulter in that addie somewhere?
ANN!

*goes back to read the holy Ann stories*

I'm a girl?!

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?!
It's because you're a girl and girls don't deserve to know anything. DUH!

It's because you're a girl and girls don't deserve to know anything. DUH!
ohhhhHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*runs off to get pregnant and cook*

*ducks from flying objects*

I'm a girl?!

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?!

edit: thanks ruffy :fluffle:
May I fondle your e-gina?

;) :fluffle:

I'm a girl?!

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?!

edit: thanks ruffy :fluffle:

Sure you are! It says so under your name. See?
:p

ohhhhHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*runs off to get pregnant and cook*

*ducks from flying objects*
Knw your role, kthnx.

May I fondle your e-gina?

;) :fluffle:
haha...lemme pound a few dozen more drinks, then we'll talk.

this could take a lil bit ;)

YAY!

Will there be a talent competition?
Swimsuit?
Do I get to ask the finalists a question like "Should you win this pageant what will you do to improve the world?" ?
If you can get them in swimsuits then go you! :)
You can ask any question you like. It may get ignored though.

That crazy bitch probably gives it up the ass...
There was an uber-appropriate thread about this a little while ago ... :)

EDIT: See, Ruffy remembers!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11219152&postcount=27

haha...lemme pound a few dozen more drinks, then we'll talk.

this could take a lil bit ;)
No lightweight, no vote ... :(

No lightweight, no vote ... :(
haha...I haven't been a lightweight since I was 12.

however, I might consider giving it up for hmm...lets say...muscaria?

If you can get them in swimsuits then go you! :)

Im willing to make that sacrifice as a fair and impartial judge. Within the hallowed halls of NSG I will not be swayed from pure objectivity and fairness.

However I also am willing to take bribes and gratuities out in the parking lot.

haha...I haven't been a lightweight since I was 12.

however, I might consider giving it up for hmm...lets say...muscaria?
You ROCK.
:D

shouldn't there be pics...I have no idea what they look like..therefore I cannot vote

However I also am willing to take bribes and gratuities out in the parking lot.
*remembers what else he got out in the parking lot*

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif

Knw your role, kthnx.
*sings to self*
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today

There was an uber-appropriate thread about this a little while ago ... :)

EDIT: See, Ruffy remembers!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11219152&postcount=27

Oh I know. I'd heard enough of her about two years ago though when she claimed Canada had been a large part of the invasion of Vietnam and it was therefore our duty to aid in Iraq as well. Wonderful sense of logic that woman has.

But back on to topic. Well seeing as I'm not a judge, I will sit back and voice my bitter opinions from affar, just loud enough to cause some havoc, but just far enough to keep my out of striking distance.

You ROCK.
:D
haha...I have plans with Mr. Muscaria...I think he's visiting the 3rd weekend of september for my roomies birthday.

There was an uber-appropriate thread about this a little while ago ... :)

EDIT: See, Ruffy remembers!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11219152&postcount=27
Damn right I remember!

*sings to self*
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today

Well you're tied for first place so you must be pretty!

*remembers what else he got out in the parking lot*

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif

Thanks to modern antibiotics that's all cleared up now.

Sigh... I never make it into the GOOD lists... and I am sort of cute.

Oh well. I guess I will just go eat worms. Hey, that could be my talent if you let me in the contest!!!

:p

Well you're tied for first place so you must be pretty!
I think Peech made a pic of that...I'd search for it, but I'm really lazy. Its in the nomination thread.

shouldn't there be pics...I have no idea what they look like..therefore I cannot vote


good point. The men's thread was chocK full O.........well pictures.

Sigh... I never make it into the GOOD lists... and I am sort of cute.

Oh well. I guess I will just go eat worms. Hey, that could be my talent if you let me in the contest!!!

:p

Whatcha think bumboat?

I say she gets her chance at glory!

I think Peech made a pic of that...I'd search for it, but I'm really lazy. Its in the nomination thread.

You mean this? (http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5071/red2ks.jpg)

Whatcha think bumboat?

I say she gets her chance at glory!


grumble, grumble...better have big tits...grumble, grumble.....

Obviously Aerou :P

*sings to self*
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today
Like a virgin, ooh!
I'll make you bleed if you don't make pancakes!
Like a good hou-ouse wife!
Make me pancakes, ooh!

*coughs*

good point. The men's thread was chocK full O.........well pictures.

Peech I think you should get the photo ball rolling and give us a link to a pic of you.

:)

Peech I think you should get the photo ball rolling and give us a link to a pic of you.

:)


Heck...I think I should get 5 head start points for being the oldest gal on here.

shouldn't there be pics...I have no idea what they look like..therefore I cannot vote

Well for pics you could try here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=488414
and hope to find one but intrepid judge Not Bad is trying to convince them to wear swimsuits so hopefully we'll have pics of that soon! :)

*Hopes Not Bad is being very persuasive*

You mean this? (http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5071/red2ks.jpg)
Cutty Susan?!

You mean this? (http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5071/red2ks.jpg)

Egad! The bearded lady is ahead in the polls

Whatcha think bumboat?

I say she gets her chance at glory!

Sure! She can be a write in candidate!

Like a virgin, ooh!
I'll make you bleed if you don't make pancakes!
Like a good hou-ouse wife!
Make me pancakes, ooh!

*coughs*
Question: Tell me what you think about me
I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings
Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely
When it's all over please get up and leave
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Try to control me boy you get dismissed
Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills
Always 50/50 in relationships

Heck...I think I should get 5 head start points for being the oldest gal on here.
If you find me a pic of Smunkee, I'll make sure you get more than points..

If you find me a pic of Smunkee, I'll make sure you get more than points..


Dont threaten me mister.

grumble, grumble...better have big tits...grumble, grumble.....

Huge.

Come on Peech post a pic! You don't want to get beaten by Sarkhaan do you? You too Ladame, please post a pic. Unless you ladies want that pic of Auntie Sarkhaan to be remember as the sexiest woman on NS?

Question: Tell me what you think about me
I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings
Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely
When it's all over please get up and leave
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Try to control me boy you get dismissed
Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills
Always 50/50 in relationships
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up

Come on Peech post a pic! You don't want to get beaten by Sarkhaan do you? You too Ladame, please post a pic. Unless you ladies want that pic of Auntie Sarkhaan to be remember as the sexiest woman on NS?
She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Heck...I think I should get 5 head start points for being the oldest gal on here.

How can we know that you are older than the others?

Even I as the Great and Powerful Oz....er I mean judge dont have enough crassness to ask a lady her age. Even if I did Im old enough to mistrust the answer I might get.

I will award you three points for trying and two more if you are the first biological female to link to your pic.

Im tough but fair

Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman

How can we know that you are older than the others?

Even I as the Great and Powerful Oz....er I mean judge dont have enough crassness to ask a lady her age. Even if I did Im old enough to mistrust the answer I might get.

I will award you three points for trying and two more if you are the first biological female to link to your pic.

Im tough but fair

Sounds reasonable to me.

How can we know that you are older than the others?

Even I as the Great and Powerful Oz....er I mean judge dont have enough crassness to ask a lady her age. Even if I did Im old enough to mistrust the answer I might get.

I will award you three points for trying and two more if you are the first biological female to link to your pic.

Im tough but fair

So you need pictures AND DNA tests?

Come on Peech post a pic! You don't want to get beaten by Sarkhaan do you? You too Ladame, please post a pic. Unless you ladies want that pic of Auntie Sarkhaan to be remember as the sexiest woman on NS?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/nhhgffgjh.jpg

La Dame.. cartoon cartoon!

So you need pictures AND DNA tests?
I'm pretty sure just saying "I don't have a penis" is enough...which, sadly, not all of the competitors can say.

although, I am happy to have a shot at both Mr. NSG and sexiest woman on NS...

Huge.

The judging panel would first like to see above the neck pictures of your fabulosity.

Ruffy might well go into sensory overload if you proved your hugeness at this stage of the competition, He is already all over the bearded lady like whitewash on a fence

Huge.

Judges, please let this fine young lady enter your competition. I believe not only would her self-esteem be greatly boosted by such an event, I believe the number of viewers would increase as well the ratings of this thread would greatly benefit.

Huge.
...tracts of land.

Judges, please let this fine young lady enter your competition. I believe not only would her self-esteem be greatly boosted by such an event, I believe the number of viewers would increase as well the ratings of this thread would greatly benefit.
*sobs*You don't think I'm pretty, do you?!

*runs off to cry*

So you need pictures AND DNA tests?

A test yes but not necessarily DNA. You could just step behind here with me. Don't worry we're both girls, you can show me everything. :cool:
You'll take my word for right Judge #3?

Judges, please let this fine young lady enter your competition. I believe not only would her self-esteem be greatly boosted by such an event, I believe the number of viewers would increase as well the ratings of this thread would greatly benefit.

She is in already as a write in

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
You aint nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
You aint nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
Well, you aint never caught a rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine.

When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
You aint never caught a rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine.

Come on Peech post a pic! You don't want to get beaten by Sarkhaan do you?
Perhaps with a whisk ... wire whip, you know ... ;)

*sobs*You don't think I'm pretty, do you?!

*runs off to cry*

Tears are just Gods way of saying,"You're not good enough."
Big tits are just Gods way of saying,"Go hop in Saige Dragons lap over there."

The judging panel would first like to see above the neck pictures of your fabulosity.

Ruffy might well go into sensory overload if you proved your hugeness at this stage of the competition, He is already all over the bearded lady like whitewash on a fence
*nods*

Tears are just Gods way of saying,"You're not good enough."
Big tits are just Gods way of saying,"Go hop in Saige Dragons lap over there."
Tits aint nuttin' but chocolate chips :cool:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Not bad
The judging panel would first like to see above the neck pictures of your fabulosity.

Ruffy might well go into sensory overload if you proved your hugeness at this stage of the competition, He is already all over the bearded lady like whitewash on a fence

Quote:
Originally Posted by Il Ruffino
*nods*

And they say I'm creepy?

You aint nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
You aint nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
Well, you aint never caught a rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine.

When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
You aint never caught a rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine.
ouch...harsh :(

Cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

A test yes but not necessarily DNA. You could just step behind here with me. Don't worry we're both girls, you can show me everything. :cool:
You'll take my word for right Judge #3?

Bumboat is a gurl?

I liked the way most folks just picked a gender and stayed with it last cebtury.

Im just a dinosaur that way I guess.

Yes judge three will certainly take your word for it rather than check.

Aerou takes the title. Quel supris...*yawns*

Tears are just Gods way of saying,"You're not good enough."
Big tits are just Gods way of saying,"Go hop in Saige Dragons lap over there."
ahaha...I just got a sinus wash out of that...

And they say I'm creepy?
You're creepy.

*notes newly-adjusted statistic status*

Bumboat is a gurl?

I liked the way most folks just picked a gender and stayed with it last cebtury.

Im just a dinosaur that way I guess.

Yes judge three will certainly take your word for it rather than check.

Thank you for your confidence Not Bad! I'll do my best to be thorough. ;)

Tits aint nuttin' but chocolate chips :cool:

Little tits are chocolate chips, big tits are the whole damn cookie.

A test yes but not necessarily DNA. You could just step behind here with me. Don't worry we're both girls, you can show me everything. :cool:
You'll take my word for right Judge #3?

So you are not looking for a DNA test, but rather a field test. Hmm... and if I show you mine, will you...? I mean, if we are both girls, that would be only fair... and if you prove NOT to be, then I might have to rethink my position.

Aerou takes the title. Quel supris...*yawns*

Dont be so sure TC. The way I judge anything is possible.

Are you nominating yourself for this competition?

As a judge I feel that I cant nominate anybody and keep up my facade of impartiality

Little tits are chocolate chips, big tits are the whole damn cookie.
Perhaps you have a similar useful analogy for The UN abassadorship ...

Dont be so sure TC. The way I judge anything is possible.

Are you nominating yourself for this competition?

As a judge I feel that I cant nominate anybody and keep up my facade of impartiality

Well, if I were to nominate myself, I'd feel silly. But I'm here....and pictures of me are posted all over this site, if anybody wants to love me.

Perhaps you have a similar useful analogy for The UN abassadorship ...

Little tits are to Straughn as big tits are to the UN abassadorship? I dunno, my head is full up boobs at the moment....

Dont be so sure TC. The way I judge anything is possible.

Are you nominating yourself for this competition?

As a judge I feel that I cant nominate anybody and keep up my facade of impartiality

Don't worry about it... as a judge, just slip your nominee into the list and tell us she was always there. :)

So you are not looking for a DNA test, but rather a field test. Hmm... and if I show you mine, will you...? I mean, if we are both girls, that would be only fair... and if you prove NOT to be, then I might have to rethink my position.

Oh I'll be happy to show you mine in return. Its only fair after all. :)
I'd love to see your huge tracts of land too. In return you can see my two scoops of vanilla ice cream. ;)

Little tits are to Straughn as big tits are to the UN abassadorship? I dunno, my head is full up boobs at the moment....
That might be more accurate than i hadn't even imagined before you posted it.
I suspect i could have been more helpful if i'd included the quote :

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10659481&postcount=7

Oh I'll be happy to show you mine in return. Its only fair after all. :)
I'd love to see your huge tracts of land too. In return you can see my two scoops of vanilla ice cream. ;)

I wouldn't be able to get in on this deal now would I?

Whereyouthinkyougoing

ouch...harsh :(

Cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots are falling like rain!
Putrid pus-pools vomit blubonic plague
The bowels of the beast reek of puke
How to describe such vileness on the page
World maggot waits for the end of the age!

Well, if I were to nominate myself, I'd feel silly. But I'm here....and pictures of me are posted all over this site, if anybody wants to love me.

We need pics in this thread!!

That might be more accurate than i hadn't even imagined before you posted it.
I suspect i could have been more helpful if i'd included the quote :

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10659481&postcount=7
:p

Well, if I were to nominate myself, I'd feel silly. But I'm here....and pictures of me are posted all over this site, if anybody wants to love me.
*adds TC to list also* :)

Whereyouthinkyougoing
Yepyepyepyepyep
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/071.gif


My problem is i find too many too sexy.

And i've already voted for Dr. Cutty Sark once today.

That might be more accurate than i hadn't even imagined before you posted it.
I suspect i could have been more helpful if i'd included the quote :

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10659481&postcount=7

Christ, that one almost did me in right there. How about:

The man-boob sampler from The UN abassadorship, a little bit of everything from chocolate nipples to Cheney's tits-o-sweetness.

Meh....alcohol is wearing off, quick bartender, another round over here!

I wouldn't be able to get in on this deal now would I?

[/singing]
Tits, tits, TITS!
Tits for all to seeeeeee....

We need pics in this thread!!

http://poetrygoddess.spaces.msn.com/
I'm sure you can figure out which one is me. Or try Dinaverg's signature.

[/singing]
Tits, tits, TITS!
Tits for all to seeeeeee....

Well lets see some then!

(Damn, so much work to get a girl to take her top off)

Christ, that one almost did me in right there. How about:

The man-boob sampler from The UN abassadorship, a little bit of everything from chocolate nipples to Cheney's tits-o-sweetness.

Meh....alcohol is wearing off, quick bartender, another round over here!
Sigworthy. :D

Sigworthy. :D

All in days work.;)

Well lets see some then!

(Damn, so much work to get a girl to take her top off)

Oh, no... no work at all... I took my shirt off three pages ago. You just need to know where to look, is all.

:p

:p
What, is that dude hangin' with Xislakilinia?
;)

http://poetrygoddess.spaces.msn.com/
I'm sure you can figure out which one is me. Or try Dinaverg's signature.

Yay! As the first female to post pictures of yourself in this competition you will be awarded the two bonus points which were up for grabs!

You may very well be in the lead now.

You certainly are leading the photogenic beauty part of it.

OK... it is 3am and I think I just promised to flash NSGeneral. I had better get out of here and get some sleep before I cause any more damage to my own reputation... or I will NEVER be able to run for office.

Oh, no... no work at all... I took my shirt off three pages ago. You just need to know where to look, is all.

:p

Well, show 'em again. I maybe a man, but I've got honour...I think.

Tears are just Gods way of saying,"You're not good enough."
Big tits are just Gods way of saying,"Go hop in Saige Dragons lap over there."

Figured I could sprucen this one up a bit, that way nearly everybody can understand it:

Little tits are just Gods way of saying,"You're not good enough."
Big tits are just Gods way of saying,"Go hop in Saige Dragons lap over there."

OK... it is 3am and I think I just promised to flash NSGeneral. I had better get out of here and get some sleep before I cause any more damage to my own reputation... or I will NEVER be able to run for office.

Good night, sweet dreams , and hope to see more of you soon

Well, show 'em again...

Who said I ever put the shirt back on again???

*EDIT* Oh, right, I was leaving. Bye!

Yay! As the first female to post pictures of yourself in this competition you will be awarded the two bonus points which were up for grabs!

You may very well be in the lead now.

You certainly are leading the photogenic beauty part of it.

That couldn't possibly be because I select only the best of my photos to post....not at all...

*adds TC to list also* :)

Thank you. That's very noble, considering we are competing.

What, is that dude hangin' with Xislakilinia?
;)
:eek: :( :gundge:

Thank you. That's very noble, considering we are competing.
meh...just meh. I don't really care. Besides, nominations from people other than Dina would do good for you. :p j/k

That couldn't possibly be because I select only the best of my photos to post....not at all...

More because you are the onliest female to post photos of herself in this thread so far.

Still as an impartial judge I think I can fairly tell you that you are quite pretty.

meh...just meh. I don't really care. Besides, nominations from people other than Dina would do good for you. :p j/k

And where exactly is your photo at ya slacker?

I... wasn't even mentioned?

*goes of to cry in her pillow

I... wasn't even mentioned?

*goes of to cry in her pillow

I wasn't either untill I objected.

I... wasn't even mentioned?

*goes of to cry in her pillow

Quit crying in your pillow or you'll fill it up like a waterbed!

Have a tissue.

Ive got good news for you.

Ive got power in this pageant that is far beyond my competance level, so if you post a pic of yourself then I can make you an honored contestant with a better than average chance of winning.

I... wasn't even mentioned?

*goes of to cry in her pillow
OF COURSE you were! :fluffle:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11219087&postcount=12
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/sadhug_tweetz.gif

Quit crying in your pillow or you'll fill it up like a waterbed!

Have a tissue.

Ive got good news for you.

Ive got power in this pageant that is far beyond my competance level, so if you post a pic of yourself then I can make you an honored contestant with a better than average chance of winning.
I will second this.

*nods*

OF COURSE you were! :fluffle:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11219087&postcount=12
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/sadhug_tweetz.gif

Aw.... thanks. I didn't see that.

:fluffle: :fluffle:

Quit crying in your pillow or you'll fill it up like a waterbed!

Have a tissue.

Ive got good news for you.

Ive got power in this pageant that is far beyond my competance level, so if you post a pic of yourself then I can make you an honored contestant with a better than average chance of winning.

There are a couple of myself in the Player Info Thread... but here's a more recent one:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/moi.jpg

Where are the pictures of the people on this poll? Can we edit the OP with the peoples pictures like with the man contest. I mean jesus guys, I cant just read things with my mind and know what you look like, I dont have ESPN or something. :p

Where are the pictures of the people on this poll? Can we edit the OP with the peoples pictures like with the man contest. I mean jesus guys, I cant just read things with my mind and know what you look like, I dont have ESPN or something. :p

Bumboat may do this.

So far we have a pic of a bearded lady (Sarkhaan)

A cartoon of somebody who may or may not be LaDames

Some very lovely pics of terrorist cakes

And the promise of a very lovely pic from Cabra West

Correction we now have a lovely picture of Cabra West:)

Alright well I suggets the orginal poster edit his OP to include links to pics and add the new ones as they come.

Bumboat may do this.

So far we have a pic of a bearded lady (Sarkhaan)

A cartoon of somebody who may or may not be LaDames

Some very lovely pics of terrorist cakes

And the promise of a very lovely pic from Cabra West

I already posted that ;)

But I'll throw in one of my tattoo :

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/Tattoo.jpg

I already posted that ;)

But I'll throw in one of my tattoo :

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/Tattoo.jpg


Pardon me miss, were you aware that there is a seahorse nesting upon your leg?

The Beautiful Darkness is Da Babe.

Alright well I suggets the orginal poster edit his OP to include links to pics and add the new ones as they come.

I second that motion!

Bumboat may do this.

So far we have a pic of a bearded lady (Sarkhaan)

A cartoon of somebody who may or may not be LaDames

Some very lovely pics of terrorist cakes

And the promise of a very lovely pic from Cabra West
It is la dame.

*nods*

I also have one of her.. showing.. something.. you wouldn't expect..

Pardon me miss, were you aware that there is a seahorse nesting upon your leg?
*gets a fly swatter*

Not no more.

I'm having trouble deciding between Wytyg and Cabra West. Shame on you for not putting both of them up there!

*gets a fly swatter*

Not no more.

Oi, will you leave my leg alone? That's my seahorse, that is :p

glitziness, obviously :rolleyes:

silly people, like you need a poll....

Oi, will you leave my leg alone? That's my seahorse, that is :p
*swats seahorse*
*watches seahorse slide down leg; leaving bloody trail*

glitziness, obviously :rolleyes:

silly people, like you need a poll....
We just like polls.. :fluffle:

Pardon me miss, were you aware that there is a seahorse nesting upon your leg?

Seahorses don't nest. The female gets the male pregnant, and he then looks after the kids :D

*swats seahorse*
*watches seahorse slide down leg; leaving bloody trail*

I wonder how you did that... anatomically...

I wonder how you did that... anatomically...
If I told you.. I'd have to steal some of your paintings.

:)

We just like polls.. :fluffle:
aww alright then... so do i :p :fluffle:

:fluffle: (and that one's for glitzi :))

If I told you.. I'd have to steal some of your paintings.

:)

Oh, but you couldn't. They're safely locked away :D

Ladamesansmerci!

The Beautiful Darkness

Cabra West gets my vote (if I have one?)

There is no such thing as an even remotely sexy woman here.

It is la dame.

*nods*

I also have one of her.. showing.. something.. you wouldn't expect..


The Spanish inquisition?

Seahorses don't nest. The female gets the male pregnant, and he then looks after the kids :D


That is totally bass ackwards!

Is yours a she-horse or a he-horse?

There is no such thing as an even remotely sexy woman here.

I'll bet you have that effect most places you visit doncha?

That is totally bass ackwards!

Is yours a she-horse or a he-horse?

That's why I like seahorses. I think they've figured out how to make the world a better place.
And it's a she-horse, of course :D

I'll bet you have that effect most places you visit doncha?None of them happen to look like the animated ones in hentai. Thus they, as far as looks go, are vastly inferior.

Where have all the girls with eyes the size of billiard balls vestigial noses and hair color that would embarrass a parrot gone?

That's why I like seahorses. I think they've figured out how to make the world a better place.
And it's a she-horse, of course :D

I gotta think that the male seahorses picked the wrong horse to represent them when the negotiations were ongoing.

Where have all the girls with eyes the size of billiard balls vestigial noses and hair color that would embarrass a parrot gone?
czardas took them back to his harem ;)

:eek:

These threads don't usually end well, so i'd probably be best to avoid voting...

I gotta think that the male seahorses picked the wrong horse to represent them when the negotiations were ongoing.

Possibly. But if I ever have to pick a reincarnation, it'll be a seahorse ;)

These threads don't usually end well, so i'd probably be best to avoid voting...
just vote for glitziness cos you know its right ;)

There is no such thing as an even remotely sexy woman here.
Psh. I'm a million times more sexy than you could handle.


Also, was I left off the poll purely because I haven't put up the requested bikini pics? :(

My boyfriend thinks I am, that's the only opinion that matters to me ;)

Psh. I'm a million times more sexy than you could handle.


Also, was I left off the poll purely because I haven't put up the requested bikini pics? :(


Surely not Dak:p . Have you put up any pics? If so, I've been unfortunate and missed them.

Surely not Dak:p . Have you put up any pics? If so, I've been unfortunate and missed them.
Yeah, I've put up a couple pics. Perhaps I need to post more of them...

but now I'm lazy and my anti-virus is slowing down my computer horribly so I'm not going to go looking for them.

Knowing nothing, I'll vote for the Beautiful Darkness as the most sexy name out of those listed.

And because the one woman who always gets my vote first and foremost has never been to this forum...

Yeah, I've put up a couple pics. Perhaps I need to post more of them...

but now I'm lazy and my anti-virus is slowing down my computer horribly so I'm not going to go looking for them.


I totally understand. Hopefully, you can repost them a bit later.

I think they are all incredibly beautiful....;)

(IM me sometime:D)

I already posted that ;)

But I'll throw in one of my tattoo :

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/Tattoo.jpg

Woohoo! Very nice tattoo! :fluffle:

"I will edit the OP" sayeth the Bumboat

Cabra West gets my vote (if I have one?)

Of course you do!

just vote for glitziness cos you know its right ;)

Can't. I'm sure you remember when I did the last one of these :p

Maybe the title should be changed to sexiest woman of NS General, since most women don't come here (often), nor do they post pics here.

I totally understand. Hopefully, you can repost them a bit later.
Ok, my computer's up to speed...

here's me being a sex kitten for hallowe'en http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0620.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0616.jpg

I thought I would supply an image (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/sinuhuewithaxetogrind.jpg) of myself.

And I'd be more interested if this contest was about "who is the bitchiest, most edgy female poster"...

Ok, my computer's up to speed...

here's me being a sex kitten for hallowe'en http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0620.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0616.jpg

Very Very Nice! Thanks for posting them! :fluffle:
Judges we must let this woman enter!

Ok, my computer's up to speed...

here's me being a sex kitten for hallowe'en http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0620.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0616.jpg
Damn girl! I don't know why I pictured you as a blonde...but you are a treat to the eyes!

Damn girl! I don't know why I pictured you as a blonde...but you are a treat to the eyes!
Thank you.

And I'm definitely not blonde, with my skintone blonde hair would probably look awful on me. I would be one of those weird ladies with skin darker than their hair in the fake, plastic barbie doll kinda way.

Ok, my computer's up to speed...

here's me being a sex kitten for hallowe'en http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0620.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0616.jpg


You're beautiful Dak....*purr*

Very nice.

Ok, my computer's up to speed...

here's me being a sex kitten for hallowe'en http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0620.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0616.jpg

Hm, they are very nice pictures. :)

I thought I would supply an image (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/sinuhuewithaxetogrind.jpg) of myself.

And I'd be more interested if this contest was about "who is the bitchiest, most edgy female poster"...


Dee-lish......I just wanna touch your braids.:fluffle:

Thank you.

And I'm definitely not blonde, with my skintone blonde hair would probably look awful on me. I would be one of those weird ladies with skin darker than their hair in the fake, plastic barbie doll kinda way.

You look GREAT just the way you are! Blonde dye would be a travesty.
Just out of curiosity do you live in FL? :)

czardas took them back to his harem ;)Wha...? By All That Is Fluffy, I shall... err, fluffalize him to oblivion, lest he hand them over before the next coming cycle of holy maniacalness, blessed caffeine-intake and divine evil giggling has passed!

Dee-lish......I just wanna touch your braids.:fluffle:
Watch out for the axe...

...though I'm not even remotely red in colour.

You look GREAT just the way you are! Blonde dye would be a travesty.
Just out of curiosity do you live in FL? :)
No, I live in Ontario.

Aerou takes the title. Quel supris...*yawns*

Only if people continue to believe the online persona she's created...

The Spanish inquisition?

http://www.geocities.com/zatapatiqueflysheep/nobody.jpg

Psh. I'm a million times more sexy than you could handle.You have proven yourself wrong in this very thread; while not ugly, you are hardly attractive.

Atleast your comment made me chuckle, however.:p

You have proven yourself wrong in this very thread; while not ugly, you are hardly attractive.

Atleast your comment made me chuckle, however.

Do you take perverse delight in being a dickhead, or something? Why did you feel that was necessary?

And we now have pics!

Cabra West
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/Tattoo.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/moi.jpg

Sarkhaan
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/5071/red2ks.jpg

Ladame?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/other/nhhgffgjh.jpg

Terrorist Cakes
http://poetrygoddess.spaces.msn.com/

Dakini
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0620.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0616.jpg

Sinuhue as she sees herself
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/sinuhuewithaxetogrind.jpg

Yet, no pics of BritSter...

Do you take perverse delight in being a dickhead, or something? Why did you feel that was necessary?I was honest; I neither tried to be offensive, nor to go out of my way to sugar-coat what I said, and it should be apparent that I was speaking for myself. Is it so offensive to state that you don't find someone attractive, after they insist that you would? And I felt absolutely no emotion at all regarding what I wrote.

Perhaps I should have added a smilie after the last sentence to make the intent behind it clearer, though, as it seems it was taken as intentional ass-hattery.

EDIT: Looks better?

I was honest; I neither tried to be offensive, nor to go out of my way to sugar-coat what I said, and it should be apparent that I was speaking for myself. Is it so offensive to state that you don't find someone attractive, after they insist that you would? And I felt absolutely no emotion at all regarding what I wrote.

Perhaps I should have added a smilie after the last sentence to make the intent behind it clearer, though, as it seems it was taken as intentional ass-hattery.

Sigh.

I guess i'm a believer in "if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all", because your blunt opinions can in fact be quite offensive, particularly when I interpreted Dakini's comment as being said in jest. But you probably don't care about that anyway.

You have proven yourself wrong in this very thread; while not ugly, you are hardly attractive.
I think someone needs to either get the perscription on his glasses checked or come out of the closet.

Atleast your comment made me chuckle, however.:p
Glad to be of assistance.

Dakini's eyes have got to be the best I've seen in a long time.. hmmmm....

Oh, and her body ain't 3 bad either

I think someone needs to either get the perscription on his glasses checked or come out of the closet.I guess I could come out as a half-asexual, not finding real-life women more than *very* slightly attractive at best. Not that it would bring me anything more than ridicule saying that I strongly prefer certain kinds of animated ones, though.

I guess I could come out as a half-asexual, not finding real-life women more than *very* slightly attractive at best. Not that it would bring me anything more than ridicule saying that I strongly prefer certain kinds of animated ones, though.

Ridicule held back. Be thankful. ;)

I guess I could come out as a half-asexual, not finding real-life women more than *very* slightly attractive at best. Not that it would bring me anything more than ridicule saying that I strongly prefer certain kinds of animated ones, though.
Oh, so that's how it works, you just have stupidly high standards and no woman is good enough. :rolleyes: Good luck trying to find someone to live up to them.

Hey I am a girl and I have been doing this NS thing for about four years. I was previously known as AmandaTheGreat, but here are my pictures...

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=318539321&MyToken=2a2b29d5-7bed-4b64-936d-f39ecc57519f

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=491888595&DeleteCommentID=23845435

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=803696981&MyToken=00cde4a2-2c3e-45fb-9ca8-981a47e60509

Hey I am a girl and I have been doing this NS thing for about four years. I was previously known as AmandaTheGreat, but here are my pictures...

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=318539321&MyToken=2a2b29d5-7bed-4b64-936d-f39ecc57519f

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=491888595&DeleteCommentID=23845435

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=803696981&MyToken=00cde4a2-2c3e-45fb-9ca8-981a47e60509

Hooray! A MySpace whore! :rolleyes:

A whore?

A whore?

Just a generic expression for women who throw around MySpace pics.

Heheh. The fun has already begun. :rolleyes:

Ah I see. Well people have their opinions, although, I merely use it for friends and networking, but you can assume what you like.

Ah I see. Well people have their opinions, although, I merely use it for friends and networking, but you can assume what you like.

And I will. :p

Although I hafta admit, you are quite attractive.

Hey I am a girl and I have been doing this NS thing for about four years. I was previously known as AmandaTheGreat, but here are my pictures...

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=318539321&MyToken=2a2b29d5-7bed-4b64-936d-f39ecc57519f

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=491888595&DeleteCommentID=23845435

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=25942104&imageID=803696981&MyToken=00cde4a2-2c3e-45fb-9ca8-981a47e60509


I remember you. Been away from NS a while ay?

Ah I see. Well people have their opinions, although, I merely use it for friends and networking, but you can assume what you like.

Bleh, ignore it.

They're nice pics, but I believe I said so when you posted them as AmandaTheGreat ages ago anyway. :)

Yes, when I moved to California for some time I was not able to get to the computer, thus my access to the internet was rare. How are you doing? I remember you of course.

Whereyouthinkyougoing. NO contest.

Peace out for now. I have to go to work. Have a great day y'all, I will check back later.

Whereyouthinkyougoing. NO contest.

Brains and beauty. Nice call, Trout Guy. ;)

Brains and beauty. Nice call, Trout Guy. ;)
LOL! Hey! I have it on good authority that she LIKES my trout! :D

LOL! Hey! I have it on good authority that she LIKES my trout! :D

Euwww.

LOL! Hey! I have it on good authority that she LIKES my trout! :D


and what or should i say who is this good authority?

LOL! Hey! I have it on good authority that she LIKES my trout! :D

Now that's just plain frightening...

and what or should i say who is this good authority?

Such tales are best left untold, methinks.

Now that's just plain frightening...


yeah i wasnt even gonna comment on that in fear of making certain people throw up in their mouths.

Such tales are best left untold, methinks.

you're probably right there.

you're probably right there.


For some reason, I'd like to hear it.

I thought I would supply an image (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/sinuhue/sinuhuewithaxetogrind.jpg) of myself.

And I'd be more interested if this contest was about "who is the bitchiest, most edgy female poster"...

I dont know how to tell you this about your heritage...but after seeing the picture you obviously are no Canadian. Canadians have a distinctive flip top head which is completely lacking in your photo.


http://coolpark.free.fr/South%20Park/Fonds/terrence_et_Philip02.jpg

yeah i wasnt even gonna comment on that in fear of making certain people throw up in their mouths.

I think I've got my stomach under control today. ;)

For some reason, I'd like to hear it.

Would that reason by any chance be the desire to witness the looks of horror cross our faces? :p

Would that reason by any chance be the desire to witness the looks of horror cross our faces? :p


Yes, I always get a good chuckle out of mass vomiting.;)

For some reason, I'd like to hear it.


i know me too.

Yes, I always get a good chuckle out of mass vomiting.;)


well i can make that happen, ask cluich

You know, I'm shocked. Sixteen pages and I really can't find any mention of ME and my lovely boobs..

How could you let this happen? ;)

i know me too.


we're just a couple of sicko's swimmin' in a fish bowl....

no wait...thats something else.

I think I've got my stomach under control today. ;)

well i have a much shorter shift at work today so you may be safe.

You know, I'm shocked. Sixteen pages and I really can't find any mention of ME and my lovely boobs..

How could you let this happen? ;)


Oh crap....how could we have missed you!

nominate Angry Fruit Salad....she's a firey red head fellas....*rawr!*

we're just a couple of sicko's swimmin' in a fish bowl....

no wait...thats something else.


good enough ;)

You know, I'm shocked. Sixteen pages and I really can't find any mention of ME and my lovely boobs..

How could you let this happen? ;)

I think we need more...uh...enticement. *nods* ;)

Yes, I always get a good chuckle out of mass vomiting.;)

What about eyeball gouging and squeals of agony? :p

(ooh, kinky)

Oh crap....how could we have missed you!

nominate Angry Fruit Salad....she's a firey red head fellas....*rawr!*


woot! and http://www.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319

there's an entire album and probably more hiding somewhere around there -- even some really old ones...

Terrorist Cakes has everything in the right places.

Tink! How could Tink NOT MAKE THE POLL? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Easily.:rolleyes:

I think we need more...uh...enticement. *nods* ;)






indeed.

In the mode of Vladimir Nabokov:

Da. Ki. Ni.

End of story.

If you find me a pic of Smunkee, I'll make sure you get more than points..
there are no pics of Smunkee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

well, there are.....but you have to look for them..... :eek:


oh, and I want to vote for TC, she is actually hot, and if I remember...of age... where she lives.... so I won't get in trouble for saying so.

there are no pics of Smunkee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

well, there are.....but you have to look for them..... :eek:


oh, and I want to vote for TC, she is actually hot, and if I remember...of age... where she lives.... so I won't get in trouble for saying so.

She's attractive, yes, but a bit young for an oldster like me.

woot! and http://www.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319

there's an entire album and probably more hiding somewhere around there -- even some really old ones...

Being the unofficial boob judge (Not bad, you bastard, stole my job) I'd would have to say those are some retty nice knockers you have going there. I just woke up so any reference to cookies or something will have to wait...

Now that's just plain frightening...
LMAO! Well, like da man say: diff'rent strokes 4 diff'rent folks! :D

LMAO! Well, like da man say: diff'rent strokes 4 diff'rent folks! :D

Thanks for getting the Diff'rent Strokes theme stuck in my head. :p


Well, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum...

Thanks for getting the Diff'rent Strokes theme stuck in my head. :p

Well, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum...
You're welcome. :)

Now what dat mean, "beat of just one drum?" Hah!

Oh, so that's how it works, you just have stupidly high standards and no woman is good enough. :rolleyes: Good luck trying to find someone to live up to them.Err... not quite. As far as drawn ones go, not much is needed for them to be more attractive. They can be drawn in various ways far from my ideal preferences, and I still find them so. (it takes some relatively decent drawing in one of many kinds of somewhat similar styles for me to be highly attracted, however)

I simply don't feel much of any attraction for real-life women. And I have yet to (consciously, at least) set some sort of beauty-standard, if that is possible. (not having been involved in any relationship so far, I don't know for sure)

And I do not expect to find someone in real-life that I would be attracted to. That would be more than a little stupid, knowing the inherent incompabilities as far as looks go. I don't think it would be impossible to find someone whose personality I would find fine, however. (the only thing required would be for the woman in question to have a fully compatible personality. that might be a little hard to find, me being a rather odd nerd with a more than slightly unusual worldview who wants to spend a lot of time for himself and doesn't enjoy socializing beyond exchanging crappy puns and discussing things I have an actual intrest in. but that would be the main challenge)

Not that I really have any reason to look for someone to form a relationship with at all, as I have no actual need of it. I am fine by myself, and likely it is for the best that things are the way they are. It would be pointless to take any needless risks, which relationships definitely involve; it would be a waste of time, effort and likely other resources, and could possibly ruin my life, for no gain whatsoever in the end. Relationships are about that; reckless, relatively short-term joy, which often comes at a very high price in the end. (at the very least, some nasty withdrawal symptoms) I have seen many examples. Only a moron would needlessly step into a minefield, and no rational person would want to be more dependent on the rest of humanity than needed.


And finally, in case I would otherwise be accused of seeking pity by someone: I don't see my situation as problematic, and don't want any of that. It would be very annoying if anyone replied to this, posting about how they are feeling sorry for me; I would absolutely hate it, and them for still doing it despite this little disclaimer.