NationStates Jolt Archive

1. Listen to a loooooot of punk
2. If I'm not outside, I'm messin around on NS
3. After about an hour I get bored and go outside to skate (as in skateboarding, not fruit booting :p )
4. I can't stand rednecks
5. I used to live in California and my "radical" ideals piss off the rednecks, much to my enjoyment :D

1. I believe that drugs should definitely be illegal - the only question is whether the penalty for dealing should be death by firing squad or death by crucificion...
2. I'm taking an SAT prep course now, and both of my parents, plus two of my older sisters, got perfect scores.
3. I'm one of five children - I have three older sisters and one younger sister. I'm the only boy.
4. When I was little, my older sisters would hold me down and dress me in doll clothes (such as dresses).
5. I'm leaving for a trans-atlantic flight in two days.

1. I am going to Glacier National park tomorrow.
2. I know many of my family, even my 2nd cousins from Switzerland.
3. I enjoy weightlifting, and run long distances.
4. I'm addicted to Asians.
5. I have never been out of the Midwest, tomorrow will be my first time.

1) I get to play with the building blocks of life and I get paid for it!

2) I'm a natural blonde

3)I spend at least 10 extra hours at work a week. It doesn't affect my salary, I just love what I do.

4) WYTYG tells me I'm sexy! :)

5) I was on NS for months before coming to the forums and I wonder how I could have waited so long.

I feel like doing it again....


2. I hate people who expect to make money by painting, writing, or any other


Hahaha, aggreed wholeheartedly.
The arts are hobbies rather than professions.

Haha why not.

1. I live in South Korea
2. I cannot respect anyone who believes in Genesis
3. I want to be a neuroscientist but I have no clue about it.
4. I believe people are more complete when they are alone, but more content when they arn't
5. I can't breathe out of one of my nostrils because my cartiledge is unnoticeably crooked.

1) I have a GameCube, Play Station 2 and a PC.
2) My favorite song is Sunsets by Powderfinger.
3) I'm wearing a navy blue jumper right now.
4) I'm barefoot right now.
5) I'm a virgin.

1. I believe that drugs should definitely be illegal - the only question is whether the penalty for dealing should be death by firing squad or death by crucificion...
2. I'm taking an SAT prep course now, and both of my parents, plus two of my older sisters, got perfect scores.



Death penalty for drugs? Psht... someone's been brainwashed by their perfect parents.



So 4 people in your family got 1600 on the SAT?


What kind of lie is that?

1) I have a PS2/PSX/PSone (yes all three)
2) I have a Sega DreamCast/Genesis/CD
3) I have a SNES/NES
4) I still play games on them
5)Yes, I have no life. :D

1. I ate two all-beef hotdogs for dinner.
2. I've had three Coronas and three Labbat Ice beers, plus three shots of Vodka. I'm drunk.
3. I like the now-cancelled TV who Charmed.
4. I am a social democrat and a member of the New Democratic Party of Canada.
5. I hate the smell of skin lotion, but I love using it.

1) Right now a documentary on Disneyworld is on tv and some guy is babbling about where they built the mororail track.
2) I live in southern California and it is really hot recently but the other day a mysterious liquid fell from the sky... :confused:
3) Now that dumb guy is talking about propane gas piping. (what does that have to do with disneyworld?)
4) I'm really hungry right now but I'm too lazy to get up and get some food. I'm also too lazy to change the channel to something less boring.
5) I just blinked for the first time in a few minutes and now everything is blurry.

1) I am not a gay, French speaking, handicapped, opium addicted tatoo artist.
Oh thank God ... you had me worried there, DCD. ;)

1. I've been to about 9 or more countries so far in my life :D.
2. My father is a very capable man currently with 3 jobs (note, capable, not rich)
3. I have two cats and a pet rat.
4. I am a fencer, though not nearly as good as I'd like to be.
5. A love of art and cats, appear to be passed down through my family on both sides.

1. I don't like starting conversations with people I don't know very well, and I like starting conversations too much when I'm with friends. :D
2. When I think I stare out the window.
3. I have either OCD or OCPD or both.
4. Exactly half of the numbers in my birth time & date are 1s.
5. I used to growl at people to get them to leave me alone. :rolleyes:

1. I regularly act like a monkey in front of friends and family.
2. I like making batch files :D
3. I stayed up all night watching eon8 count down.
4. There are only 4 random facts about me.

What magazine?
Erm, SECONDED?!?!?

1) lived in 4 countries, visited 5 others
2) while living in the middle east a rich arab offered to buy me from my paretns
3) I've been engaged twice
4) I still pick my nose - and sometimes i eat it
5) I have weired coloured eyes that change color (only slightly)

I got up at 12:30 today
I havent brushed my teeth yet
My room is consumed by a tangle of wires
I read battle royale 11 and it rocks!!!!
I dislike haxx0r

1) I have been studying pretty much my whole life :headbang:
2) I am super lazy.
3) I have very ecclectic taste. In pretty much everything.
4) I never sleep as much as I should.
5) See 2.

:fluffle:

1) I'm highly partial to fluffling.
2) The thing I'd most miss on a desert island would be my razor.
3) Closely followed by a well-made bed
4) When outside the UK, I develop a passion for Ice-Tea.
5) I have been bowled out, but never been run out while batting.

1) I get to play with the building blocks of life and I get paid for it! You work at a sperm bank? :p

4) WYTYG tells me I'm sexy! :)
:eek: Because it's the truth! Everybody who's seen that picture has said so! :fluffle:

5) I was on NS for months before coming to the forums and I wonder how I could have waited so long.Yeah, it's a lot like brainwashing in that respect. :p

1) I'm highly partial to fluffling.
2) The thing I'd most miss on a desert island would be my razor.
3) Closely followed by a well-made bed
4) When outside the UK, I develop a passion for Ice-Tea.
5) I have been bowled out, but never been run out while batting.


ice tea?...it's not even that british!

ice tea?...it's not even that british!
ONLY when outside the UK...

I've gotten to like it again. Although I'm not sure being grammatically challenged is such a great thing to have for a personality ;p. But thanks. :) *fluffles*
And I totally know what you mean, I like some people based on their names alone.


I think a name like that says a lot about your personality...that you are irreverent, funny, and not afraid to test the limits! (maybe)

5) I was on NS for months before coming to the forums and I wonder how I could have waited so long.

Me too! I never thought I'd get into a forum...I don't consider myself a forum girl. I had to learn, not only about all the people here and their personalities and the social structure they created before me, but also how a forum works in the first place! Now, I am loyal to NS General.

Facts
1. I can speak Welsh and English.
2. I can play Cornet , Trumpet , Flugel Horn , Trombone , Tuba and Percussion.
3. I love travel
4. I have a Dragon Head Tattoo.
5. I hate Rats.

1. This is my first post. :D
2. I'm currently living in Jordan.
3. I will be moving to Taiwan in 4 days.
4. I speak English, Arabic and Chinese.
5. I absolutely detest the French language.

1. I once ate fried rat on a stick in Ecuador
2. I'm currently listening to the England-Portugal game on a Spanish Internet Radio Station because I'm stuck at work.
3. I broke both of my middle fingers within a 6 month span in high school and a teacher accused me of doing it on purpose since I had to keep my splinted finger elevated.
4. I really enjoy trivia
5. I once made out with a stripper in the back seat of a car after a concert. What I didn't know at the time was that she was one of my co-worker's estranged wife.

1=I play the piano
2=My living room is painted yellow
3=I think Arabic looks pretty
4=I am not wearing the colour blue at the moment
5=In Ireland, I vote Progressive Democrat

I'm only wearing underwear.
My nose feels funny.
I'm playing with a hair pin.
I fucking love skittles gum.
I just yawned.

Five more from the abyss that is my life:

1 I hate humanity in general and often in specific.

2. I spend way too much time at work, but it pays the bills and keeps me out of the house.

3. If I ever get the chance I will move out into the wilderness and become a hermit.

4. I hate being stereotyped becausee I'm from Texas.

5. As you can see, I'm in a real pissy mood today.:mad:

1. I am moving from Cologne to Hürth and should be packing my stuff
2. I am addicted to watching world cup matches, even though I do not care that much about the Bundesliga
3. I participated 2 times in the youth science competition Jugend forscht and 2 times at the programming competition Bundeswettbewerb Informatik
4. I really like #sport and #nationstates_general on irc.esper.net
5. I am pretty thirsty right now

1. I used to be a standup comedian
2. I didn't learn to tie my shoes until I was 19
3. I work tooo much
4. I have an irrational fear of pigeons
5. I mailed a $1 bill to someone today........just to bother them.

1. I used to be a standup comedian
:eek:
2. I didn't learn to tie my shoes until I was 19
I learned to tie my shoes, behind the counter, next to the schnapps, at my grams bar when I was 5 or 6 :cool: Although it isn't the right wat to do it..
3. I work tooo much
I'm a lazy bastard.
4. I have an irrational fear of pigeons
Worms scare the shit out of me.
5. I mailed a $1 bill to someone today........just to bother them.
I sent a "Mother In-Law; Happy Mothers Day" card to my friends mom, in Norway.

:cool:

:eek:
it was shortly after my job as a radio DJ and before my job as a clown ;)

I learned to tie my shoes, behind the counter, next to the schnapps, at my grams bar when I was 5 or 6 :cool: Although it isn't the right wat to do it..
I could bunny ears, but not loop, swoop, and pull. People kept saying "make a loop, pull the other string around and then pull the loops" but nobody ever told me where the other loop came from, when I was 19 I babysat a 2 year old who had just learned to tie his shoes, he said "do you want me to show you how?" and I said 'YES!!!'

He then explained to me that you have to make the other loop by pulling the string you wrap around through the little hole!!!!!!!!! after that it was easy :D


I sent a "Mother In-Law; Happy Mothers Day" card to my friends mom, in Norway.

:cool:

I got an email from someone about there being this cult that sends you out cash in the mail with no note, and if you open it then you are a member then and when the aliens come that they will take you too, but I had already told this person 50 million times to quit sending me spam, so I mailed her a $1 bill today. ;) I hope that the aliens do come get her :p

it was shortly after my job as a radio DJ and before my job as a clown ;)
What?!
I could bunny ears, but not loop, swoop, and pull. People kept saying "make a loop, pull the other string around and then pull the loops" but nobody ever told me where the other loop came from, when I was 19 I babysat a 2 year old who had just learned to tie his shoes, he said "do you want me to show you how?" and I said 'YES!!!'

He then explained to me that you have to make the other loop by pulling the string you wrap around through the little hole!!!!!!!!! after that it was eas
I don't even tie my shoe anymore! I lace them special. *nods*

I can't believe you learned from a 2 year old!
I got an email from someone about there being this cult that sends you out cash in the mail with no note, and if you open it then you are a member then and when the aliens come that they will take you too, but I had already told this person 50 million times to quit sending me spam, so I mailed her a $1 bill today. ;) I hope that the aliens do come get her :p
Hahaha!

You win.

it was shortly after my job as a radio DJ and before my job as a clown ;)Stand up Comedian, Radio DJ, clown...


Damn... too bad you're already married.. :headbang:

I can't believe you learned from a 2 year old!

I learn all kinds of stuff from kids.....they have a unique view on the world, and besides they assume nothing, I think all the "grown ups" just assumed I knew where to get the other loop, when I didn't.....the kid explained everything, in detail.

Stand up Comedian, Radio DJ, clown...
I didn't make much money doing any of it, but it was pretty fun :)


Damn... too bad you're already married.. :headbang:
you would be surprised how much I hear that......in fact I have one guy who I see about every 2 years at the art festival or whatever and he always asks "so are you still married?" and when I say "yes" he looks so sad :(

I learn all kinds of stuff from kids.....they have a unique view on the world, and besides they assume nothing, I think all the "grown ups" just assumed I knew where to get the other loop, when I didn't.....the kid explained everything, in detail.
It's funny how people change over the years..

1. I am a Libertarian
2. I believe Soviet small arms were - and are - infinitely more effective than Cold War era U.S. weapons - and modern U.S. weapons, for that matter.
3. I don't hunt anything that doesn't have feathers.
4. There is an SKS on my wall
5. There is a large, uncovered hole in the bedroom wall (large being over four feet square) that opens up directly into the bathroom.

An update to number 5: recent water heater-related "work" has widened the hole to well over five feet, which means that for all intents and purposes I now have two doors going into the bathroom instead of one.

1. I like the Colorado Rockies better than the Arizona Diamondbacks
2. I've never been to Europe or out of the USA for that matter
3. Im level 22 on Halo2 (xbox live) but my best level was 26
4. My favorite restaraunt is Olive Garden
5. I have the boxers that are from my favorite South Park episode.

1. I like free stuff.
2. I don't get hardly enough sleep.
3. I have a teddy bear and I'm man enough to admit it.
4. I read Yotsubato! and Azumanga Daioh!
5. I'm a /b/tard.

Oh, great, here's to tell another thousand people I have no life whatsoever, oh wellz.

1. I usually can't remember anything in my math classes
2. But I usually completely memorize the theme songs to every game I own
3. I ate two snickers bars today
4. My toes are bent sideways
5. The '5' key on my laptop is missing

Hmm..
1. I live in the south.
2. I'm pretty leftist.
3. I own 4 cats and 3 dogs.
4. I have seen a real AK-47. (Fired it too)
(TO NSA spies:
I did not get it from a terrorists and it was altered to a semi-auto.)
5. The computer I am using is over 8 years old, Runs windows 98, yet is faster and crashes less than the 3 year old XP in the other room.

1 I got arrested for carrying a weapon in public when I was on the way to a fencing class.
2. My cat has only one eye. He likes to sleep on the compost heap.
3. I was great at maths in school, so now I earn a living playing poker.
4. I cry when England lose a penalty shoot-out.
5. My only valuable possesion is this laptop. I have to bang it on the desk to get it to start.

1. I am fairly inebriated at the moment.
2. A number of my friends consider me th most evil person they have ever met.
3. I hate everyone.
4. I often feel an urge to kill someone quite slowly and painfully.
5. I am God.

More Random facts....
1. I have broken arm , wrist , foot collarbone but never broken my nose
2. I one ate 8 blueberry muffins as a bet
3. the most people I have played in front of was about 74,000
4. I have worked 7 days on the trot...
5. I like travel in America

2. But I usually completely memorize the theme songs to every game I own.

So do I, what's wrong with that? Alot of game music is really good.

1. I like free stuff.

Who doesn't? As long as it's good free stuff.

My facts are on page 18

1: I'm still a little drunk from last night
2: One of my cats is missing, but because he's the one I don't like, I haven't bothered looking
3: I have an IQ of 175
4: I can't spell
5: I have OCD and a host of psychological conditions that I secretly suspect my shrink has made up...

1. Im leaving to europe in 5 hours
2. i got a 31 on my act first time i took it
3. my cat is staring at me like im a fuckin idiot... again
4. I was born in Germany, raised in the US but im from Italy
5. i just spilled my drink everywhere....
crap

1. I had breakfast at noon. More like lunch... but you cant have pancakes for lunch, can you?

2. I Play Age of empires III

3. My dad broke his heel 2 weeks ago

4. I baked choc-chip muffins today.

5. My grandma has Alzheimers.

1. Tonight I used my emergency credit card for the first time (needed food, now I need to figure out how to pay rent)
2. I want to get my Ph.D. at an ivy university, but I'm too afraid to apply
3. I watched my entire department get drunk yesterday and I was the only one who was not drinking
4. A cop hit on me at a DUI checkpoint yesterday AFTER I watched my entire department get drunk (if they were stopped, they are probably in jail)
5. My bug bites are itching like crazy right now

(I'm not really new here... I actually played NS for a while when it first started, then Other Things Happened and I lost track... Then a couple days ago, I stumbled across it my bookmarks, and was surprised to find that it was still going, so - what the hey - I'm back.)


I've been married twice.
I have authored or co-authored 10 books.
My mother lives in the USA, my daughter lives in Australia, my girlfriend lives in Thailand, and my employer is located in Sweden.
After refusing to do so for nearly 5 years, I just caved in and ate my first-ever hamburger with beet-root on it about 2 hours ago... and was surprised to find that I actually liked it.
I have 6 computers.

I'm doing 5 more facts.. Because I can.

1. I have the heater on because I can't be bothered finding a top to wear.
2. I'm going on a Catholic retreat tomorrow night.. It's gonna be fuckin' awesome.
3. I'm hungry.
4. This morning my mates tried to ring my doorbell and run away. But I heard them coming and just went out on the deck and said 'hey guys' when they started to run away.. I pwned them.
5. My gf is being a bitch.

1. I'm hungry.
2. Sometimes i go by foot to somewhere just to avoid public transports.
3. I'd rather live somewhere else, and i'm constantly complaining about that.
4. I really, really like spaghetti.
5. The only time i ever saw snow in my life, was last winter, in my town, where it didnt snow for 52 years.

I am watching Happy Days
I wish I was drunk
..or stoned
HAHAHAHA!!!! WYTYG!!!! POTSE!!!
I am WAY too bored.

More Random...

1. Cwd ( pronouned cood no co ed just cood) is welsh for a ball or scrotum
2. I have just eaten a warm flapjack
3. I am still in work
4. Cornwall and Wales are very similer ( both beautiful)
5. don't drink Coke and chew cinamon flavour chewing gum at the same time..it is minging!!!!

5. I mailed a $1 bill to someone today........just to bother them.
Could you similarly bother me about 249 times?
I've got some utility bills that are a bit menacing to make up for.
Trust me - i can earn it. ;)

I've just come into work
I, like Ruff, already wish I was drunk (i hate my job)
My bed is a matress on the floor - the frame broke while i was...er.. jumping.. on it
I have a piglit on my desk
... i'm out of random facts

1 I am currently trying to decide whether to get up now and clean the living room before my inlaws arrive or wait until they say they are on my block and just run in there and do a half ass job

2 I am still writing my book, it's a pain in the neck to format the thing

3 I think I am not going to cook dinner tonight

4 I decided what I want to be when I grow up

5 I have a stash of $$ in my room, for no other reason than I wanted to see how much I could stash without really noticing.

More Random...

1. Cwd ( pronouned cood no co ed just cood) is welsh for a ball or scrotum
2. I have just eaten a warm flapjack
3. I am still in work
4. Cornwall and Wales are very similer ( both beautiful)
5. don't drink Coke and chew cinamon flavour chewing gum at the same time..it is minging!!!!

Is that the origin of codpiece?

Its about 40 degrees in here and my Bradstree Tee is made from heavy black cotton. Go figure.
My wireless phone has one third power left.
A picture of a giant frog is looking at me.
Todays Sudoku was too easy.
I have a CD labeled "Hot Stuff" with an marker on my desk, which contains not a single byte of data.

1 I am currently trying to decide whether to get up now and clean the living room before my inlaws arrive or wait until they say they are on my block and just run in there and do a half ass job
Let them clean it.
2 I am still writing my book, it's a pain in the neck to format the thing
Formating :(
3 I think I am not going to cook dinner tonight
I'll order chinese then.
4 I decided what I want to be when I grow up
Whacha decide?
5 I have a stash of $$ in my room, for no other reason than I wanted to see how much I could stash without really noticing.
My old math teacher, when he was a teen, he could put his money in books in his den, when his father deid, he was cleaning out the house, he was about to throw the books away untill he found a dollar, kept looking, he found atleast $300 :eek:


I am really bored
I just commented on Smunkee's 5 things because I am bored
I don't feel like watching fireworks tonight
I don't feel like getting a shower
They have this grilled bbq chicken at Hard Rock Cafe, I REALLY want a plate of it right now.

Whacha decide?
going to re-apply for my broadcasting license, go to work at the local station and use thier tuition rembursement to go get a degree in communications of some sort. ;)

My old math teacher, when he was a teen, he could put his money in books in his den, when his father deid, he was cleaning out the house, he was about to throw the books away untill he found a dollar, kept looking, he found atleast $300 :eek:
I had $250 at one time, but my car broke so I used it to fix it. Right now I have been hoarding for about a week and I have $35 I think I will buy dinner out tonight, so I don't have to cook.

going to re-apply for my broadcasting license, go to work at the local station and use thier tuition rembursement to go get a degree in communications of some sort. ;)
Cool :D
I had $250 at one time, but my car broke so I used it to fix it. Right now I have been hoarding for about a week and I have $35 I think I will buy dinner out tonight, so I don't have to cook.
Buying me dinner too?

..or stoned


1. i might be going on my third trip to the free city of Amsterdam soon (to get stoned, of course)
2. i'm going to Bordeaux in France in 2 weeks with Glitziness :)
3. ...and then to Brittany for a weeklong beach-holiday next month :D
4. i'm wearing shorts today
5. my favourite pair of shorts now have a big rip in them from being too..... active yesterday with glitz ;) ;)

1. i live in the south of spain.
2. i'm going to be a dad in 4 months
3. i can apply sun tan lotion to myself all over with no assistance
4. currently learning norwegian for my gfriend.
5. 26 years old

1. i might be going on my third trip to the free city of Amsterdam soon (to get stoned, of course)
2. i'm going to Bordeaux in France in 2 weeks with Glitziness :)
3. ...and then to Brittany for a weeklong beach-holiday next month :D
4. i'm wearing shorts today
5. my favourite pair of shorts now have a big rip in them from being too..... active yesterday with glitz ;) ;)

I might be hiding in your suitcase
I'll be there.. filming..
Filming again..
I'm wearing brown shorts that look green if you don't have natural light on them..
I am surprised at PM's shorts ripping enthusiasm.. :eek: