NationStates Jolt Archive

After seeing how many serious, current issue type threads take up the General topic, I decided a fun one such as this would be a good idea. Give five random facts about yourself, just as it says. I'll start:

1. I broke my wrist saturday night skateboarding.
2. I woke up about an hour and a half ago.
3. I got a 98% on my Earth Science regents exam.
4. I can't spell the word "anserw"
5. I'm wearing a hemp necklass and braclet.

(I would also like to take this oppurtunity to introduce myself. Hello NationStates, I'm new here. This website looks like a ton of fun. :) )

5. My sister and I are the only ones home right now.

I smell incest in the making... :p

1.) I stayed up until 3:30 last night.
2.) I drank one bottle of yuengling beer with my friends last night.
3.) I got an A- in Psychology 100.
4.) I have been to Austria.
5.) I ate Kielbasa for dinner.

1. I've been going through a hard time emotionally lately
2. My cat's name is Rakete (Rocket)
3. I hate celery
4. I don't have a driver's licence
5. I like p0rn and cybersex

1/ I was married for 5 years.
2/ I have 5 children.
3/ I was in the Royal Navy for 5 years.
4/ I was in the Foreign Legion for 5 years
5/ I got up at 5am this morning (STRUGGLING NOW..)

1. I am guilt-ridden over having not enough time to post as much on NS General due to equal demands from work, grad school, and my new computer game.
2. I am wearing a bright green shirt to work and I feel a little self-conscious about it.
3. I found out yesterday that my coworker's husband, who she's been trying to divorce for ages, is a crackhead. She finally used this information to get the ball rolling on a protective order, and is in court right now getting that finalized. He is understandably upset.
4. I am taking a summer class that lasts from 4:20 to 9:45 every Tuesday for 7 weeks. It wouldn't be so bad if we got any bathroom breaks.
5. My boyfriend caught a mouse in his office and instead of killing it (like anyone else in the office would have done) he went to PetSmart and bought a cage for it with a running wheel and toilet paper roll and everything. We named it Hamden, and he did not eat any of the cheese that I gave him from my Subway sandwich.

1) I am not a gay, French speaking, handicapped, opium addicted tatoo artist.

2) I have never lost a finger or toe.

3) I live in New Jersey and I like it.

4) The most recent argument I got into with one of my friends was over geometry.

5) I enjoy cooking with hot peppers and watching porn, but not at the same time.

What a nice first post. Thread even. No gun smilies in sight and a fluffy topic. If that doesn't deserve a quick reply, I don't know what does.

To actually stick exactly to your model:

1. Fass broke my toe Saturday night posting on NS.
2. I woke up about two hours and a half ago.
3. I'll get an F for my thesis if I don't get working on it already.
4. I can't spell the word "occasion" (except, of course, now. Great.)
5. I'm the only one home right now. I have the feeling there might be a couple of spiders hiding somewhere, too. Call it a hunch. *shudder*

1. I cook chinese food.
2. I am a desendent of Quana Parker (sp?)
3. I don't watch TV
4. I like two gospel songs:eek:
5. I just learned to drive this last year.

3) I live in New Jersey and I like it.


That's ballsy. You're either awesome or crazy.

1. I am on msn talking to my friend at the same time as doing this
2. I do not speak welsh
3. I have one exam left
4. My sister has just bought her first home
5. My sister pays me £10 a month for feeding her turtles every day

im tired
i went on a french culture trip 2day
ive pulled my hamstring playin football
im waitin for the argentina- netherlands game!!
i live in egypt but im a sheepshagger born an bred :cool:

1. I vote Republican, usually.
2. I own a large number of firearms, and a mountain of ammunition, and shoot almost every day.
3. I am a Pentacostal Christian, but I don't bother to convert anyone.
4. I am bisexual, and like it.
5. I have five children, who are all remarkably well-adjusted, largely because I don't spend a lot of time berating them on how they should think (like my father did).

1. I am guilt-ridden over having not enough time to post as much on NS General due to equal demands from work, grad school, and my new computer game.
2. I am wearing a bright green shirt to work and I feel a little self-conscious about it.
3. I found out yesterday that my coworker's husband, who she's been trying to divorce for ages, is a crackhead. She finally used this information to get the ball rolling on a protective order, and is in court right now getting that finalized. He is understandably upset.
4. I am taking a summer class that lasts from 4:20 to 9:45 every Tuesday for 7 weeks. It wouldn't be so bad if we got any bathroom breaks.
5. My boyfriend caught a mouse in his office and instead of killing it (like anyone else in the office would have done) he went to PetSmart and bought a cage for it with a running wheel and toilet paper roll and everything. We named it Hamden, and he did not eat any of the cheese that I gave him from my Subway sandwich.
Ilie, I love you. :fluffle: :p

1) I'm British, but I live and work in Ireland
2) I work for a VERY large software company
3) I've had alcohol poisoning 4 times. The fourth time was on expenses and I ended up in hospital.
4) I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years and counting
5) I can score a 1 inch group at 300 yards using an unscoped rifle (I consider that an achievement in a country where firearms are pretty much illegal)

This is an excellent first thread!


1. I have a hat
2. I'm bored
3. My knee is itchy
4. I had Chicken for dinner last night
5. I'm bored

1 - I get turned on watching yaoi
2 - I hate programming languages
3 - I've done LSD, Es and some random natural herb...
4 - Almost all of my male friends call me a bitch and warn newcomers that pissing me off carries a heavy price
5 - I'm one of the tallest, if not the tallest women on my mother's immediate family (yes, they're all short!)

{snip}
5) I can score a 1 inch group at 300 yards using an unscoped rifle

Damn. :eek:

What a nice first post. Thread even. No gun smilies in sight and a fluffy topic. If that doesn't deserve a quick reply, I don't know what does.

To actually stick exactly to your model:

1. Fass broke my toe Saturday night posting on NS.
2. I woke up about two hours and a half ago.
3. I'll get an F for my thesis if I don't get working on it already.
4. I can't spell the word "occasion" (except, of course, now. Great.)
5. I'm the only one home right now. I have the feeling there might be a couple of spiders hiding somewhere, too. Call it a hunch. *shudder*


Haha, thanks.

1 - I get turned on watching yaoi
whats Yaoi?

Damn. :eek:

I'm quite proud of it, considering that when I did it I was living in a country where firearms are pretty much illegal.

1 - I get turned on watching yaoi


*lol
Who doesn't? ;)

whats Yaoi?

Oh, no...you shouldn't have asked that... :eek:

*lol
Who doesn't? ;)
Besides me?

Oh, no...you shouldn't have asked that... :eek:


I was actually gonna ask that too....

and me.. wot is it?

Yaoi - linky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi)

1. I've recently finished my GCSE exams :D.
2. I sometimes repeat myself.
3. I almost attacked my cat when it woke me up suddenly this morning.
4. My eyes are stinging like hell.
5. I sometimes repeat myself.

Yaoi - linky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi)

Dear gawd no. I fear this thread's about to take an awful turn...

Damn. :eek:
I can hit a target the size of a human torso at 1200 meters on demand.

I can shoot a perfect score on the Rifle Ten in 1 minute, 34 seconds, on demand.

Fun.

Yaoi - linky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi)
BURN THE FUCKING THREAD!

BURN THE FUCKING THREAD!

I couldn't have said it better.

Yaoi - linky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi)
those crazy Japanese

Dear gawd no. I fear this thread's about to take an awful turn...


hahaha

yeh! damm me for askin :headbang:

BURN THE FUCKING THREAD!

G'ahead, start the flaming :p

1 - When I'm not working I end up inverting my sleep schedule so that I'm up all night and sleep all day.

2 - I stayed up and listened to the 24 Hours of Le Mans on internet radio for the whole thing. My sleep has been weird ever since.

3 - I've never substantially left California, rarely even going to Southern California.

4 - My legs bend backwards.

5 - Everything I do gonna be funk-ay, from now on...

1. I've had one concussion
2. I'm listening to AFI
3. I'm giving out 5 random facts about myself on the interent
4. I'm happy that Carolina won the Stanely Cup
5. Me and my friend blew up a can of silicon cauking

G'ahead, start the flaming

*Begins napalm strikes on this thread*

You're all a bunch of [gays/fundies/communists] and you all need to [burn in hell/burn in ovens/learn how not to be a retard]! I'm going to go [drink a beer/kill a muslim/whine to the mods]!

*Begins napalm strikes on this thread*

You're all a bunch of [gays/fundies/communists] and you all need to [burn in hell/burn in ovens/learn how not to be a retard]! I'm going to go [drink a beer/kill a muslim/whine to the mods]!


beer, kill a muslim, whine to mods. all sounds fun!

*Begins napalm strikes on this thread*

You're all a bunch of [gays/fundies/communists] and you all need to ! I'm going to go [drink a beer/kill a muslim/[B]whine to the mods]!

Far too many choose the bolded option. :rolleyes:

1. I love anchovies.
2. I don't think I can ever understand why people are inspired to kill each other.
3. I sing like a lounge singer in the shower and I don't suck at it.
4. I like getting older.
5. I no longer speak to any member of my family.

1. I have a very short attention span

1) I have two nationalities, venezuelan and spanish
2) My height is exactly 1.5 m (150 cm) and I weight exactly 50 kilos, (at least yesterday I did)
3) I can fire three arrows in two seconds with a bow. (with a 2/3 chance of hitting the target thrice at 20 meters)
4) In five years of experience, I have worked in every kind of mass media.
5) I just earned a prize of $50,000 in a TV show :D

1. I have a very short attention span


Hahaha

1. I have a very short attention span

That's bloody brilliant! :D

1) I'm British, but I live and work in Ireland
2) I work for a VERY large software company
3) I've had alcohol poisoning 4 times. The fourth time was on expenses and I ended up in hospital.
4) I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years and counting
5) I can score a 1 inch group at 300 yards using an unscoped rifle (I consider that an achievement in a country where firearms are pretty much illegal)
thats pretty good
how are you able to practice?

thats pretty good
how are you able to practice?


lives in Ireland.. shots fired everywhere

1. I'm supposed to be working
2. I live in Washington DC
3. I'm listening to DJ Sasha now.
4. My senior class voted me most likely to be leading a cult
5. Now I'm listening to The Doors

6. I know its supposed to be 5, but I think its worth mentioning that I used wrote a paper about "Crystal Ship" for a poetry class.

lives in Ireland.. shots fired everywhere
"Funny".

1) I'm going on holiday next week
2) In my first ever race in a kart I beat a former Northern Irish champion
3) I'm wearing blue socks
4) In one of my exams this semester I got 61%, which is my highest mark this year, despite not doing any work
5) I don't much like people

1. When I was little, I used to lick my cats clean because I'd seen them do it to each other, so I figured I could do it too.

2. I'm terrified of cotton balls because they make this incredibly awful sound.

3. I've gone to three different universities so far in two states and a foreign country.

4. I speak conversational Japanese and French.

5. My parents used to send me to Europe every summer so that I could learn about foreign cultures by experiencing them.

1. I live in England in a town where Pocahontas is buried.
2. I am currently watching Malcolm in the Middle
3. I have just finished exams in Politics, Business, English Literature, Geography.
4. I am single ......... and hate it.
5. I went to 4 parties in 3 days last week. Good times

1) I love C
2) I can solve a rubicks cube in less than a minute
3) I spend alot more time on the internet than I should
4) I am a Zerg master
5) I Just had wisdom teeth pulled

. I've been going through a hard time with my busted leg lately
2. i hate haddock
3. I hate celery
4. I don't have a driver's licence
5. i am a brit

1. I have played competitive Rugby Union, Rugby League and American Football, but never Football so I moved to Brazil.

2. I have relatives from no more than 1 generation away from me living on every continent.

3. My real name is an anagram of Alien Born (My previous incarnation here)

4. I have no transverse cartilage between my metatarsals so my feet spread when I put weight on them

5. I am a certified COBOL programmer with a degree in Philosophy.

1. I think I'm the only Norwegian here!
2. I'm currently studying to get an Internal Sciences degree from Johns Hopkins.
3. I should have been doing math H.W. last night, but talked on the phone with my girlfriend instead (honestly, I think I made the right decision :)
4. I am 192 cm tall and 77kg.
5. I enjoy playing baseball, hiking, eating at weird restaurants, and pondering philosophy.

1) My first pet was a guniea pig named vanilla.
2) I ate a pig sandwich for dinner.
3) My newest neighbor is a mixed Filipina/Japanese who got very drunk last night.
4) I'm planning to eat a pack of "habanero beef sticks" for breakfast.
5) The walls are painted light blue.

lives in Ireland.. shots fired everywhere

LOL! I know I probably shouldn't laugh, but I found this amusing.

1) as of right now i have 16 misqueto bites...they itch
2)iam not waering my contacts or glasses right now, so the world is rather blurry
3) iam slightly dyslexic
4) iam taking a class called Philosophy of Religion even though its summer break, and i love it
5)iam 113lbs and iam 5'3

1. If I was American, I'd fight to take away Christians right to marriage.
2. I can't decide where to spend the summer.
3. I'm eating a melon.
4. I'm sick & tired of leftwingers blindly defending every culture & all cultural 'values' as if they're equally valid.
5. I'm just as tired of seeing rightwingers bitch & moan about the values of other cultures, without ever looking at their own values.

|~|.1.|~| I like good food
|~|.2.|~| I dislike ungood food
|~|.3.|~| People often call me by my name.
|~|.4.|~| I hate having to get up in the middle of the night to urinate.
|~|.5.|~| I want to be a stripper for the blind.

1. I am an American
2. I am a Conservative and a strong Christian
3. I think Gays should not be wed.
4. I recently got a new couch
5. I plan on going swimming soon.

1. I am wearing a hat.
2. I really, really hate cheese.
3. I bought a book on flags yesterday.
4. I've lost more blood to my sister than any other events in my life (put together).
5. I change my underwear daily.

1. it is now 11 days since i have had a cigarette.
2. there is a distinct possibility that i may be homeless by next thursday.
3. i have forgotten to post my dad's father's day present and card for the third day in a row.
4. i am alone in my flat and very bored.
5. i really want a cigarette.

1) My left leg is 2 inches shorter than my right (the joke "do you walk around in circles was hilarious for the first 3/4 times, less so now)

2) I love playing football

3) My team went out in the quarter finals of a massive tournament yesterday...on penalties.

4) I am very gutted about it.

5) I am going to a club to drink away my sorrows.

1. I don't have herpes
2. I recently lost 20 pounds
3. I had eggs for breakfast
4. It's very hot where I live
5. :eek: <-- really makes me laugh

1. I love hot weather.
2. I swam competitively for several years before starting college.
3. Last Saturday night, I drank more tequila than I care to contemplate.
4. I graduated from college one year and ten days ago.
5. I am from California, but have spent more of my life overseas than in the U.S.A.

1. I row competivly and train 6 days a week.
2. I can run a mile in 5:12 minutes, actually faster than that but thats the last recored time.
3.I got 99% in my last latin exam.
4.I'm considered slow by loads of people.
5. I have a dog.

1. I am a walking contradiction of myself
2.I have a secret love of .... Steps!
2. Terribly emo
4. I didn't do my GCSE Mathematics coursework and still got an A.
5. I'm a hopeless romantic with no-one to love.

Meh, let's have a go.

1. I'm currently quite glad my MSN is down because I'm about to get an earful from a mate.
2. I'm fresh back from university and have discovered in that time that friends are what it's all about, especially when they're all either still at different uni's or have moved back to their own towns.
3. I might be appearing on TV in a programme hosted by Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall.
4. I've needed to urinate since I woke up today, yet have held it back for almost 12 hours for absolutely no reason.
5. Against all odds, my car passed its MOT with flying colours.

Random enough?

2. I am a Conservative and a strong Christian

Oh yeah? What does Jesus allow you to bench?

Oh yeah? What does Jesus allow you to bench?
It's not about what Jesus allows him to bench - Jesus merely spots for him and forgives when he fails.

I'm amazing at guitar :cool:
I'm good at keyboard, drums and bass.
I'm amazing at pogo sticking.
I'm in a top quality band.
I have the most craziest family tree.

I can hit a target the size of a human torso at 1200 meters on demand.

I can shoot a perfect score on the Rifle Ten in 1 minute, 34 seconds, on demand.

That's impressive. What rifles do you shoot?

thats pretty good how are you able to practice?

I was in a shooting club at university (some shooting is legal, although its mainly low calibre. I shot .22 rifles at uni) and I've also fired the Army's L85 (SA80) a few times. I got the long range groups with it on a 300 yard outdoor range. Its an incredibly accurate weapon, when it works! I haven't found anywhere to practice since I've been in Ireland though. Not sure what the gun laws are like over here.

"Funny".

1) I'm going on holiday next week
2) In my first ever race in a kart I beat a former Northern Irish champion
3) I'm wearing blue socks
4) In one of my exams this semester I got 61%, which is my highest mark this year, despite not doing any work
5) I don't much like people
I know I say this a lot, but seriously, you rock.

1) I can play the piano with my voice alone*
2) I spent three hours last night being insulted repeatedly by my fourteen-year-old friend, her sixteen-year-old friend (whom I do not like overmuch), and my eighteen-year-old neighbour.
3) I have never fantasized about having sex in the back of a garbage truck with a man who's wearing a red dress and purple shoes.
4) I wrote a poem last night.
5) I'm listening to the one of the only two Motely Crue songs I like right now.

*An explanation, as this seems to confuse people: No, I do not make a sound that resembles a piano. I can strike the keys of a piano and cause them to resound lightly just by singing (the sound waves hit the keys of the same pitch, using the same process that can be used to break glass).

1) I can play the piano with my voice alone*

*An explanation, as this seems to confuse people: No, I do not make a sound that resembles a piano. I can strike the keys of a piano and cause them to resound lightly just by singing (the sound waves hit the keys of the same pitch, using the same process that can be used to break glass).
Back when I was a music major I did something like this for my 20th Century composition class. I held the pedal down and played my sax next to piano, stacking and holding notes to create chords and then, once I got going starting what was kind of like this weird chorale round. It was fun the day I was figuring it out but the peice itself never amounted to as interesting as the idea so I scrapped it.

3) I have never fantasized about having sex in the back of a garbage truck with a man who's wearing a red dress and purple shoes.


So what type of truck was it then? :p

So what type of truck was it then? :p

A logging truck. I'm Canadian, you know?

1. I'm going SCUBA diving in 1 hour.
2. I know that Baxter (Anchorman) actually never ate the whole wheel, he pushed some out of the window.
3. I don't like tofu.
4. I can order a beer in only 3 different languages.
5. I need to learn how to order a beer in Belgium. Anyone wanna tell me?

Did I mention that I need to learn how to order a beer in Belgium?

1. I love the game Battlefield Vietnam.
2. I just finished watching film Full Metal Jacket by Stanley Kubrick.
3. A set of my pictures will be shown in a finnish porn-magazine next month.
4. I got a job today. I just went to buy some strawberries and the shopkeeper asked me to work there. And it even was a female, with no bi-sexuality in her blood.
5. I kick everyone's ass in Unreal. Actually, I kick everyone's ass in every shooting game I know. It's quite boring actually.
?. My life is so unreal I have difficulties on counting to five.

~emie

A logging truck. I'm Canadian, you know?
Hence the man in a dress [\Monty Python reference]

1. I'm going SCUBA diving in 1 hour.
2. I know that Baxter (Anchorman) actually never ate the whole wheel, he pushed some out of the window.
3. I don't like tofu.
4. I can order a beer in only 3 different languages.
5. I need to learn how to order a beer in Belgium. Anyone wanna tell me?

Did I mention that I need to learn how to order a beer in Belgium?

6) And you're a bonified lurker!

For he is a lumberjack?

1. I love the game Battlefield Vietnam.
2. I just finished watching film Full Metal Jacket by Stanley Kubrick.
3. A set of my pictures will be shown in a finnish porn-magazine next month.
4. I got a job today. I just went to buy some strawberries and the shopkeeper asked me to work there. And it even was a female, with no bi-sexuality in her blood.
5. I kick everyone's ass in Unreal. Actually, I kick everyone's ass in every shooting game I know. It's quite boring actually.
?. My life is so unreal I have difficulties on counting to five.

~emie
What magazine?

Hence the man in a dress [\Monty Python reference]

Shamefully enough, I didn't even think of that.

For he is a lumberjack?
And, apparently, he's OK. Which is nice.

Shamefully enough, I didn't even think of that.
No-one expects the Monty Python reference!

1- I eat ice cream with a fork.
2- My worst fear is myself or a loved one being in an automobile accident.
3- I hate Mayonaise
4- I'd rather watch a "Guy Movie" than a "Chick Flick"
5- I wear contact lenses cause my glasses are so thick they almost break my nose off. I'm so blind.

And, apparently, he's OK. Which is nice.

Who's he?

1. I live in Milton Keynes, England.
2. I am a Politics student at University.
3. The England football team constantly break my heart.
4. I am going to Bournemouth on Friday for a stag weekend
5. I support Arsenal FC

ok - here goes:

1. I have diabetes and epilepsy.
2. I have 10 snakes, 3 lizards a snapping turtle and a bengal cat.
3. I'm crap on the guitar.
4. I do kung-fu (green belt 7 stars praying mantis)
5. I'm partially colourblind.
6. I usually say more than I was supposed to.

1. The back of my head appears briefly in the movie, Brazil. (Or so I'm told.)
2. I hate eating bad food when I'm hungry.
3. I don't drive.
4. I walk with a slight limp following a fall while failing to learn how to ride a motorbike.
5. I once stubbed a cigarette out on Felicity Kendall

What magazine?

Jallussa tai kallessa. Mie en muistanut kysyä että kumpaan ne nyt meni..

Hooray for t3h moonlanguage!

And really, I'm sorry for using that stupid finnish line but you really don't need to know what I wrote!

~<3 emie t3h teaser

Who's he?
That would be the lumberjack.

Jallussa tai kallessa. Mie en muistanut kysyä että kumpaan ne nyt meni..

Hooray for t3h moonlanguage!

And really, I'm sorry for using that stupid finnish line but you really don't need to know what I wrote!

~<3 emie t3h teaser
That's cool. I was just asking, not trying to be creepy or anything, but since I am a little creepy I often come off that way.

3- I hate Mayonaise


He man Helmans hater? :eek:

That would be the lumberjack.

Oh, D'uh!

ok - here goes:

1. I have diabetes and epilepsy.
2. I have 10 snakes, 3 lizards a snapping turtle and a bengal cat.
3. I'm crap on the guitar.
4. I do kung-fu (green belt 7 stars praying mantis)
5. I'm partially colourblind.
6. I usually say more than I was supposed to.

Wow, I'm really falling on to you. Darn.

1. I'm manic.
2. I love snakes, lizards and cats.
3. I, too, am crap on teh guitar.
4. I do men who do kung-fu.
5. I don't really care if you can't see which colour my eyes are.

Jallussa tai kallessa. Mie en muistanut kysyä että kumpaan ne nyt meni..

Hooray for t3h moonlanguage!

And really, I'm sorry for using that stupid finnish line but you really don't need to know what I wrote!

~<3 emie t3h teaser

damned lack of online finnish to english translators

Hence the man in a dress [\Monty Python reference]
psst... they're called Pepperpots.. as in Mrs. Pepperpot.

1) I am a Monty Pythonite, and a fan of Benny Hill.
2) In contrast to my forum personailty, I am infact, very shy.
3) I am an American
4) I love Anime. Including the Hentai stuff.
5) I have written reviews for a Published Magazine (no long available, execpt though online ordering.) and one of my reviews was used on a commercial release of an Anime Movie (it was on the box cover!) I do plan to get back into reviewing stuff for various websites.

1. I've been going through a hard time emotionally lately
2. My cat's name is Rakete (Rocket)
3. I hate celery
4. I don't have a driver's licence
5. I like p0rn and cybersex
that is very interesting... glad to know...


what kind of cat btw...

Wow, I'm really falling on to you. Darn.

1. I'm manic.
2. I love snakes, lizards and cats.
3. I, too, am crap on teh guitar.
4. I do men who do kung-fu.
5. I don't really care if you can't see which colour my eyes are.


I love #4.....priceless.

1) I am a Monty Pythonite, and a fan of Benny Hill.
4) I love Anime. Including the Hentai stuff.

\o\ !!YAY!! /o/

__ !ME TOO! __



(and NOW I'm going to SLEEP.)

1. I've been in two domination videos with my wife where we were subservient to the dominatrix., and I was subservient to both of them.

2. I'm no stranger to roleplaying in the bedroom

3. Rope bondage is fun! Ever make a rope corset? wweeeeeeeee

4. My wife and I were recently writhing naked in bed with two hot Dominas.

5. It's possible that I am kinky.

1. i have road rage
2. i play the accordion
3. my wife wears a size 8 1/2 shoe
4. my middle name is Timothy because i was adopted at 13 months and my folks wanted to name me Timothy but i already knew my birth-name and they didn't want to confuse me. that's a-nice
5. i'd rather have a friend who owned a boat than own one myself

5. It's possible that I am kinky.


i dont believe a word of it.

1. I call everything that is black, carbonated, and non-alcoholic "Pepsi".
2. My Xbox Live headset is in two pieces, held together with electric tape.
3. I hear voices in my head at night.
4. My most embarassing memory is when I was 5 in Toronto, and I was to be a ringbearer in a wedding. I started to cry while walking down the aisle. The priest told me he was mad at me. o.o;
5. I've got this huge craving for anything played by Zoe Keating right now (celloist)

i dont believe a word of it.

the proof is in the pudding

banana pudding

1) My hoodie is second hand and has hot rocks burns that aren't mine on it.
2) I have a tan line from my "Rage Against The Machine" sweatband.
3) I have run out of the wax I like, this new stuff just don't cut it.
4) I have scabs and cuts over my hands and knuckles from beating a punchbag without mitts for the past couple of weeks.
5) My cat has probably gotten high more times than you have.

1. I don't like wearing things on my feet
2. I can name every president from 1896 until now
3. I finished reading Lolita last night
4. I just had a bath
5. I washed the dishes today

the proof is in the pudding

banana pudding
ewww.... is that why it smelled so funky?

ewww.... is that why it smelled so funky?


are you talking about that cream pie I fed you?

you didn't complain about it then :p

are you talking about that cream pie I fed you?

you didn't complain about it then :pnaw, the cream pie only had a strange bittersweet aftertaste... the banana pudding just plain stank.


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:eek:

naw, the cream pie only had a strange bittersweet aftertaste... the banana pudding just plain stank.


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:eek:


lol :fluffle:

you're a sikko - I like you

1. i'm obsessed with cookies, sex and myself, though the sum of all three is much more than the parts.
2. i'm young, female, and ugly on the inside too
3. i want to become sexual therapist or prostitute, or something between both (or, to be honest, architect, carpenter, editor, software developer, mother or rich and lazy, but i speak for the moment)
4. its possible that im kinky too, but only because im tired, really.
5. i needed a dictionnairy to write this post - my english is worse than i thought.

2. i'm young, female, and ugly on the inside tooyou are your harshest critic.
3. i want to become sexual therapist or prostitute, or something between both (or, to be honest, architect, carpenter, editor, software developer, mother or rich and lazy, but i speak for the moment).... hmmm.... a sexual therapist?

5. i needed a dictionnairy to write this post - my english is worse than i thought.at least you will use one. ;)

lol :fluffle:

you're a sikko - I like you
:fluffle:
It depends on my mood tho...

.... hmmm.... a sexual therapist?
i think the word is right. you know, these psychotherapists who cure... well, sexual problems.

1. I am a Lesbian
2. I have a short attention span
3. I am semi-fluent in Japanese,Korean,Chinese and Spanish
4. I have an IQ of 137.4
5. I got arrested for drinking underage

1. I've been to Taiwan and Hong Kong a few times.
2. I'm relatively short.
3. I love sushi.
4. I hate living in the suburbs.
5. I have seasonal allergies.

i think the word is right. you know, these psychotherapists who cure... well, sexual problems.yep, a correct profession, but I was saying better that then a Prostitute... unless Prostitution is legal were ever you are.

2. I can name every president from 1896 until now


Go on then - all the people who have been presidents anywhere in the world, from 1896 to now. I'll let you limit it to the planet Earth OK.

lol...i meant US presidents

1 - My lineage includes Russian, Polish, German, Austrian, and Hungarian families - the latter-most of which is rooted in Mongolian invaders and the former-most is Jewish. I'm one helluva mutt.
2 - Though I am only 16 years old, I've been mistaken for being 18-21 on various occasions. While I don't personally think I look that old, at times that people older then me were questioned for age, I've been completely overlooked. I've been served liquor once because of this.
3 - I'm a massive escapist by nature, anything and everything that offers some relief from day to day life is welcome. Foremost among these is the internet and, though it is hardly honest, I've played my self off as being 25+ years old, educated and employed, and no one has ever been the wiser. Aside from that, role-playing, writing, etc, are big draws for me.
4 - I grew up and remain in a depressing, sheltered, and emotionally / psychologically abusive environment for which my clinically paranoid, narcissistic and domineering father is responsible.
5 - I have a rather active and mature sex life for someone my age. A rather note-worthy example of this involved my girlfriend, handcuffs, and her mother's bed (while her mother was in the house, oblivious of course). We've dabbled in role-playing, sexual games, and some light bondage among other things. Aside from that, we love each other very much and are completely devoted to each other.

And a spare...

6 - I'm usually an extremely private person and I really don't know why I'm telling you any of this.

I like soup
I have 2 legs
3 am is nothing for me.
I am the first of 4 children
As god as my witness i have never died. but of course you hethens wont beleive me.

1. I dont have close relationships with anyone including my family and like it.
2. I consently(sp?) wonder about what the mods think me and my other names.
3. Right now I should be doing something very important but am avoiding it.
4. I wish I was in China right now but I still have a month to go.
5. I get bored very easily and need something to keep me busy at all times.

1. I dont have close relationships with anyone including my family and like it.
2. I consently(sp?) wonder about what the mods think me and my other names.
3. Right now I should be doing something very important but am avoiding it.
4. I wish I was in China right now but I still have a month to go.
5. I get bored very easily and need something to keep me busy at all times.


Why are you going to China?

Why are you going to China?
I am going to teach conversational English in a rural province.

i have a double jointed tongue
i am iron man
i'm eating flan
i'm a girl
i'm drunk at the moment

1. If I was American, I'd fight to take away Christians right to marriage.
2. I can't decide where to spend the summer.
3. I'm eating a melon.
4. I'm sick & tired of leftwingers blindly defending every culture & all cultural 'values' as if they're equally valid.
5. I'm just as tired of seeing rightwingers bitch & moan about the values of other cultures, without ever looking at their own values.

Loving #1

1. I am a Wicca
2. Ever since taking government I have become more political minded (I feel so dirty...)
3. I think I'm the only american here who actually respects those of a different religion
4. My boyfriend thinks I'm clinically insaine
5. My shrink gave up.

I am going to teach conversational English in a rural province.



Oh....................

Oh....................
why?

why?


You don't want to know.

You don't want to know.
Yes I do, otherwise I would not have asked.

1. I've never broken a bone.
2. I was given a car 11 years ago, but I've never driven it.
3. The car I do drive, I got four years ago.
4. I'm wearing a uniform.
5. My right ear itches.
6. I'm drinking blueberry green tea.
7. I just yelled at my boss.
8. She just shut up.
9. I'm getting married in 16 days.
10. I was a pharmacy technician before I joined the Navy.
11. I was premed before I joined the Navy.
12. In the Navy, I'm an Electrician's Mate.
13. My current job in the Navy has nothing to do with electricity, except that my computer requires it.
14. I listen to XTC London when I'm home.
15. I listen to my boss whine when I'm at work.
16. I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger AND Dianne Feinstein. Figure that one out.
17. I lost 47 lb (21 kg) four years ago.

1. I have yet to die.
2. The number of arms I have is greater than one but absolutely does not exceed three.
3. I did not fight in the Revolutionary War.
4. My name is not Zcjehjvehfuvoceldeudiprppvoicjeyetdjjxxkkxkieidjdjefuejeklsldeiodiforpproioooroifcjklauisfkielddifol rachetyttdjivangouroisilanindufioopriarkcioscuesialtkieyjcpsmnseiacxxxufi.
5. I have a short attent... ooh, shiny object! *scurries off*

I'm sunburnt...BADLY!!!
I'm in the process of becoming inebriated!
I'm about to eat sloppy joes for dinner!
My ex-wife is draining my bank account!
I've fallen in love with an old friend and I'm hoping she doesn't turn out like my ex-wife (so far, so good)!

Yes I do, otherwise I would not have asked.


NO. You really DON'T want to know.

1. it is now 11 days since i have had a cigarette.
(snip)
5. i really want a cigarette.

Congratulations. I've been 37 days now. They say it gets easier to go without cigarettes. I'm still waiting. Good luck.

I die a lot.
I'm eating mashed potatos.
The left side of my face is swolen.
I may; or may not; be a post whore
I likes me booze.

1) I finally finished all my finals
2) I'm an identical twin
3) I have problems pronouncing english words even though english is my first language because I end up reading most of the new words I learn. (debris, massage, sabotage, vicinity, and other words)
4) I have never used an angry emote.
5) I think this is by far the most creative thread I have ever seen (I haven't been on NS that long but even so. :) )

1. Im drinking a SoBe
2. I do not belive in scientology
3. Im re-re-re-reading the Oblivion mini-manual
4. I finished school approximately 11.75 days ago
5. Im currently taking a break from looking for a lost wiffle ball

1. I currently have a red golf ball in my lap.
2. I just beat Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction
3. I am probably taller than you, but if you bother to stop and say "probably not!" than I bet I'm not!
4. I am waiting for my meatloaf and chicken to be warmed up.
5. I am currently skimming through a book on WWII artillery and wishing I understood more of it.

3. I am probably taller than you, but if you bother to stop and say "probably not!" than I bet I'm not!
You probably are. I'm only about 17d.

1. I currently have a red golf ball in my lap.
2. I just beat Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction
3. I am probably taller than you, but if you bother to stop and say "probably not!" than I bet I'm not!
4. I am waiting for my meatloaf and chicken to be warmed up.
5. I am currently skimming through a book on WWII artillery and wishing I understood more of it.

1. I am cleaning rifles tonight.
2. I will be driving to Pennsylvania this weekend to shoot out to 1000 yards.
3. I had teriyaki chicken (grilled) and a salad for dinner.
4. I am listening to Harry Connick, Jr. right now.
5. If you have any questions about artillery, ask.

Okay, 5 random facts about me:

1 I have an exam period right now :(
2 That means I shouldn't spend time on here ;)
3 I train kids in snorkling
4 I'm a happy and positive person
5 I brushed my teeth a few minutes ago

1. I'm male (surprise! :P).
2. I'm English and very annoyed at Owen's injury (Djibril Cisse's looked worse but he's a frog so blah).
3. I'm 27 in less than a month, 6' and 10 stone.
4.I'm in love with the person I named my nation after, and she is 18, 6' 2" and lives in Montana.
5. I start a new job in 4 days. Kinda cool, but strange.

6. I can be a perfectionist (which is why i edited this to change "Cisses" to "Cisse's").

1. I'm male (surprise! :P).
2. I'm English and very annoyed at Owen's injury (Djibril Cisse's looked worse but he's a frog so blah).
3. I'm 27 in less than a month, 6' and 10 stone.
4.I'm in love with the person I named my nation after, and she is 18, 6' 2" and lives in Montana.
5. I start a new job in 4 days. Kinda cool, but strange.

6. I can be a perfectionist (which is why i edited this to change "Cisses" to "Cisse's").
I think everyone is very annoyed at Owen's injury. I bet even non-English supporters are annoyed with that injury. No one wants to see a player like that go down.

1) I had my first provincial exam today - English Literature - and aced the multiple choice (30/30, yeaaaah), but possibly failed the essay due to an overlooked instruction. (0/24, not so yeaaah... :p)

2) I enjoy throwing random Italian words into coversations. Sadly, as my vocabulary is still fairly limited, I'm not yet able to confuse people too much.

3) I just left my boyfriend a note tucked under the windshield wiper of his truck at work, and hope he doesn't think I'm too creepy or stalker-ish. (I thought it would be a sweet gesture...)

4) I love telling people random facts about myself.

5) My cell phone isn't working... :(

1. I just got back from basketball team camp at PC
2. Im on Wikipedia
3. Im watching "America's Got Talent"
4. Im typing
5. Im still typing

1. My favorite beer is Miller Genuine Draft in a bottle.
2. I was a stand-up comic in the 80's.
3. I make really crazy Hawaiian shirts.
4. My MMORPG names are usually Elielia or Raellayah
5. Pictures of my tits are on the internet

1) I am not a gay, French speaking, handicapped, opium addicted tatoo artist.

Me thinketh he protesteth too much! LOL

Good day, Alloric, and all. Here is the dirt on me:

1. I twisted my ankle in the Spring during an ultimate (frisbee) game
2. I woke up to the sweet sounds of my alarm clock at 9.30am, EST
3. I am still waiting for the mark on a presentation I gave weeks ago, and I am very curious as to how I did
4. I can spell 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious'
5. I am actually not wearing a necklace today (Although I had a tie on earlier), but I do have a blue ichthys bracelet on my left wrist

P.S. Nominate (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=488428) me here.

1. I work at an open pit gold mine, but I never see the sun, unless it's while I'm running around trying to find people who aren't there to get signatures. Instead, I get copy assignment from down under, which include multiple reams of paper.
2. I'm going to college August 29.
3. I stood up for ten hours today, doing the above mentioned copying.
4. I read Pride & Predjudice while waiting for the copyer to get through each part of the several thousand page copying job.
5. I'm sick of copying. Can't you tell? And oh how lucky for me, I get to do it all day tomorrow and quite likely, all summer.

Hey

1. I'm from Muskegon
2. I graduated a year early, a third of the way to my associates
3. I'm generally the only straight (ish) guy in my circle of friends
4. I prefer wearing chick pants
5. I have a crush. She's gay.

1. I have almost no social life in the real world.
2. My house has three bathrooms.
3. I own a computer (How else can I play on here? :p )
4. I don't like to drive cars.
5. I just had Wendy's for dinner.

1. I really have to pee.
2. I love Terry Pratchett. He is a god.
3. I like math a lot, when I understand it. It makes me smile.
4. I'm glad I'm not bi, because I feel then I'd have less of an excuse not to be with anyone.
5. I'm watching family channel.

1. I've just passed my degree with a 2:2.
2. I'm not happy about fact #1.
3. I'm very drunk, having decided to try and drown my sorrows regarding fact #1.
4. This is taking a very long time to type, due to fact #3.
5. I can predict the future. I'm going to have the mother of all hangovers tomorrow afternoon.

1. I'm addicted to power
2. I have no problem with murder, as long as I'm not the victim
3. I hate people
4. I like public speaking
5. My hero is Joseph Stalin

Stalin, intreeging guy

1) I like pie (had to do it)
2)I'm at NS to fofill my disier to rule a nation with and Iron fist or what ever I feel like do that day
3) I can not spell (at all)
4)I feel compeled to say and do stupid things on a daile bassis
5)I am working on my own online comic

Stalin, intreeging guy

1) I like pie (had to do it)
2)I'm at NS to fofill my disier to rule a nation with and Iron fist or what ever I feel like do that day
3) I can not spell (at all)
4)I feel compeled to say and do stupid things on a daile bassis
5)I am working on my own online comic

Stalin, intreeging guy

1) I like pie (had to do it)
2)I'm at NS to fofill my disier to rule a nation with and Iron fist or what ever I feel like do that day
3) I can not spell (at all)
4)I feel compeled to say and do stupid things on a daile bassis
5)I am working on my own online comic

1. I have made three Comics in my short time on NS, 2 have made it past Episode 10 and those same two have had at least one episode posted.
2. I'm an Art student
3. I'm a Hippy (sharpen pitchforks republicans, I'm ready)
4. I'm Teetotal
5. I have almost died of Pnuemonia(sp?)

i have never been to the moon
i can walk
i can kind of read small words when i sound them out
i sleep at night
i have a job

My favourite dish is my own chicken tikka masala with basmati rice & veggie samosas with tamarind sauce on the side. For dessert, I'd have chocolate denver pudding topped with heavy cream.

I own a pair of Agapornis Personata Personata.

I had a powerful vision a little over a year ago.

I believe we are a species literally on the brink of greatness, but I also believe that there are others who are aware of this - some of whom have made it their life's work to forestall this development until such time as this change can be marketed - not unlike any other commodity.

I firmly believe that cultivating a sense of humour is of vital necessity in this day and age.

My favourite dish is my own chicken tikka masala with basmati rice & veggie samosas with tamarind sauce on the side. For dessert, I'd have chocolate denver pudding topped with heavy cream.

I firmly believe that cultivating a sense of humour is of vital necessity in this day and age.

you are as a god

1. I'm bored

2. I'm going to try and get Aerosmith tickets tomorrow at the presale, since they are gods among men.

3. I hate the prefix pre

4. I'm a chef

5. My bottle of body wash leaked all over the inside of my gym bag. I am emotionally devestated.

1. At some point in my life I've been part of baseball, basketball, soccer, lacrosse, nordic skiing, cross-country, and wrestling teams.
2. Despite #1, I've never broken a bone.
3. I went to an all-male private high school.
4. I worked for the Boston Red Sox for a season.
5. I love cherry-flavoring, but I don't like actual cherries.

1 - I work at a vhild-care residence, and got up at 6.30 this morning. Now I have an hour of compete peace before the rest of the house awakes. Thank God its summer!

2 - I have a bachellor in history, which I have no actual use for...

3 - In a few years, I'll finish my second education, and become a teacher. After (more or less) eight years of studying, I'm fed up with being a student

4 - I would really like to have a dog! A schnauser, to be exact.
*Edit: I think I'll call him Smaug*

5 - I have a fantastic girlfriend.

Can I do this again?

uhm... sure

Yay!
Here goes.

1. I like eating cold vegetable-soup straight from a can.
2. I enjoy myself while burning the last pieces of my un-burned skin to death.
3. Summer is nice.
4. The guy, who I am most likely to call my boyfriend, has longer hair than I do, he is more beautiful and looks quite skinnier.
5. Our relationship is quite bending.

~emie likes to talk about herself~

1. Im English
2. My Work mates call me Albino
3. My College mates call me Phil
4. My real name is actually Adrian
5. I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs

1. My girlfriend is annoying.
2. I have homework I need to do, but can't be bothered.
3. I have $26 made up of 5cent coins.
4. I'm hungry.
5. I have only 6 more school days left till the holidays.. Fuck yea.

1. Bombay Sapphire is my favourite gin.
2. I've never had a pet.
3. I've moved 15 times in my life.
4. I've been to hairdresser only 7 times in my life. I can't understand my friends who spend endless amounts of money on their hair.
5. As a very little girl I always thought that I'll grow up as a boy. I was quite devastated when my mother broke the news for me: "No, you can't be a big boy. You're a girl" "What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" :0

Of course, if I still wanted to be a big boy, it would be possible. But I think I'm good now :D
My older brother was my hero and I assumed that I'd be similar to him. I didn't have any girl friends til the age of 5 or so.

im tired
i went on a french culture trip 2day
ive pulled my hamstring playin football
im waitin for the argentina- netherlands game!!
i live in egypt but im a sheepshagger born an bred :cool:


Sheepshagger? Australian or NZ bred?:p

1. I have a pet fish
2. My exams just finished
3. My walls are painted blue
4. I prefer writing in black pen rather than blue pen
5. I just walked home in the rain

Sheepshagger? Australian or NZ bred?:p

No, it said "an bred," not "inbred." :-) Must be a Scotsman Sheepshagger.

1. I have a freckle on my knob
2. My intitials are representative of my attitude: S.L.A.C.
3. I can make extremely realistic renditions of a baby crying, a monkey, a dog and a rooster.
4. I was conceived on my parents wedding anniversary
5. I have never had a wet dream

1. my ct dorothy i itting on the left ide of my keybord.
2. My cat Dorothy has now gone off in a sulk.
3. My right knee is colder than my left knee.
4. I just got back from Spain yesterday
5. I might have a branlette later.:fluffle:

1. My first fact probably goes without saying on here (involves a certain NSer who I love very much :fluffle:) so I'll say this instead...this time next week I'll be in a spa with Huw :fluffle:
2. I have my last GCSE exm (Food Technology) tomorrow :)
3. I used to play the flute between the ages of about 8 and 13, and I used to do ballet when I was really really young from about 4 to 6.
4. My music tastes have gone from mainstream pop to "rock" pop to underground heavy metal to where I am now - just about everything from soul to blues to metal to indie to pop to electronica to jazz to progressive rock to post-rock to classical to vague country-sounding things to latin america to... uh, let's just say I'll listen to most things *nods*
5. My first time abroad was to Moscow when I was about one years old, and the first I have very vague memories of was to Brittany in France in 1996 where I won a sandcastle competition for children (I remember this 'cause I can clearly remember the certificate on my old bedroom wall).

After seeing how many serious, current issue type threads take up the General topic, I decided a fun one such as this would be a good idea. Give five random facts about yourself, just as it says. I'll start:

1. I broke my wrist saturday night skateboarding.
2. I woke up about an hour and a half ago.
3. I got a 98% on my Earth Science regents exam.
4. I can't spell the word "anserw"
5. I'm wearing a hemp necklass and braclet.

(I would also like to take this oppurtunity to introduce myself. Hello NationStates, I'm new here. This website looks like a ton of fun. :) )
Random?
Hmmm.
I hate water chestnuts.
I've never had a hamster for a pet, but i've had hermit crabs.
No one would tell me what i got on my ACT and SAT - just that i was in the top 3% of the nation, and a lot of people wanted me to do something with it other than make table candles.
I've watched a plane crash, and i myself have been in seven car accidents, only two driving.
And five is right out.

1. my ct dorothy i itting on the left ide of my keybord.
2. My cat Dorothy has now gone off in a sulk.
awwww :P


1. this time next week i'll be in a Spa with Amy! :fluffle: (and then an art exhebition)
2. i have a new pair of rimless glasses
3. just ate chocolate shreddies for breakfast, and chinese last night (with amy) :)
4. have just recently completed my star trek TNG collection :cool:
5. i once swam 2 miles
6. i love amy!
7. celery is evil!!

1: Except for a 72-hour observation period, I have managed to stay out of the looney bin.
2: No two pairs of underwear I own are of the same style and color.
3: On my computer desk I have a Scrat plushie, a lightsaber on a display stand and a Buddy Christ bobblehead.
4: I have completely submerged in mud on several occasions.
5: I am notoriously difficult to embarrass.

1. I have a beard
2. I coughed up a good 20 grams of phlegm this morning
3. I have an imaginary friend called 'Chloreen'
4. My other imaginary friend buggered off because I was spending too much time with 'Chloreen'
5. I own 75% of america

And for a bonus fact:
6. Three of the above are about as accurate as a blind sharp-shooter.

awwww :P
new set....
1. my boyfriend is cat crazed! ;) :p
2. my boyfriend gave me the most gorgeous flowers yesterday and they're placed so i can see them from pretty much everywhere in the room :) (plus he got me toberlone! and took me out for gorgeous chinese to celebrate end of exams :fluffle::))
3. my boyfriend has the most amazing hair!
4. my boyfriend has musical teeth!
5. i think it's safe to say my boyfriend rocks *nods* :D :fluffle:

summary of these facts.... I'm the luckiest girl in the world :) :fluffle:
i looooove youuuuu huuuuw..... :P :-) *squeezy hugs*

5. I can predict the future. I'm going to have the mother of all hangovers tomorrow afternoon.
6. I was right. :( Owwww.

6. I was right. :( Owwww.
:fluffle:

:fluffle:
Ooooh, I get fluffled for something that's entirely my own fault. :) :fluffle:

1. i really should be in bed
2. im a catholic school girl, but you'd never know it
3. i am the top maths student at my school
4. i found out last night my ex is now gay
5. i love emos, or, failing that, a convincing scenester

Ooooh, I get fluffled for something that's entirely my own fault. :) :fluffle:
Fluffles rock *nods*
It's the answer to everything, I tell you.
:fluffle:

1. I'm addicted to caffine.
2. I spend at least 50% of my disposable income on phone bills.
3. I'm quite strange.
4. I have an unhealthy interest in linguistics.
5. I have a big red one.

Wow, I'm really falling on to you. Darn.

1. I'm manic.
2. I love snakes, lizards and cats.
3. I, too, am crap on teh guitar.
4. I do men who do kung-fu.
5. I don't really care if you can't see which colour my eyes are.

That's cool - as long as you don't mind my black heart! At least..... I think it's black! ;)

1. my ct dorothy i itting on the left ide of my keybord.
2. My cat Dorothy has now gone off in a sulk. Heeee. :p

1. I'm left handed.
2. I fell off a motorbike once.
3. I can read upside down, mirror imaged, and sideways with more or less the same speed I can read normally.
4. I can type with my eyes closed.
5. I flew a plane (once) before I drove a car.

1. I'm left handed.
2. I fell off a motorbike once.
3. I can read upside down, mirror imaged, and sideways with more or less the same speed I can read normally.
4. I can type with my eyes closed.
5. I flew a plane (once) before I drove a car.
How did you find that out?

How did you find that out?

I tend to read while lying down, and sometimes the book is angled sideways or diagonally when I do that...and at work I often have to read barcodes and stuff that are upside down, and people always comment on it. I guess I never figured it was all that weird.

As for mirror imaged, I used to like those puzzle-type books when I was a kid, and the answers were usually mirror-imaged in the back; I realised that it didn't actually make a difference because I could read them anyway.

So yeah. A completely useless talent, really :p

A completely useless talent, really :p Oh. :( Just as I was about to jump up and yell "Me too, me too" and leave Glitziness all doubly impressed, you go and say this. Fine then. I'll just go back to my cave. :p

Oh. :( Just as I was about to jump up and yell "Me too, me too" and leave Glitziness all doubly impressed, you go and say this. Fine then. I'll just go back to my cave. :p

Don't worry, it may have no practical use, but I didn't say it wasn't cool anyway. :D

1. My current University is the third I visit in 3 different countries
2. I fell off a scooter once. In Kampala, Uganda at 4AM.
3. I have lived in four different countries over the past 7 years.
4. Today, i ate a salad for lunch
5. I am FCKING HOT... temperature-wise, that is: it's been 35 degrees and really humid for about 3 weeks now. :(

1. I am Asian.
2. I killed a Raccoon with my bare hands.
3. I've been stabbed in the leg with a pen before.
4. I haven't gotten my second driver's license yet.
5. I was standing up when this was typed.

Don't worry, it may have no practical use, but I didn't say it wasn't cool anyway. :D Meh. *sticks head out of cave* :p
Actually, I think it's pretty handy. It has saved me much time and nerves when working at conferences. When people come up to you and start asking longwinded questions about where to go or what to do for this or that, a quick look at whatever piece of paper they've put on the counter in front of them usually helps to see what the hell they're trying to tell you.
Disturbs them a bit at times, but really speeds things up. *nods*


To get back on topic:

- I have to attend some weird kind of doctoral graduation thing tomorrow for a friend and I'll have to get up at a time when I usually go to be. >.<
- My apartment is a mess.
- I have two orchids on my desk who have 17 buds between them. Yay me and my occasionally green thumb.
- I'm hungry.
- I had a truly shitty day.

Lets see here...

1. I've had my glider pilots license for two years now and am going for my private pilots license this year.
2. I have jumped a car (shhh....don't tell my parents, it was their Ford Taurus)
3. For breakfast....at 2 in the afternoon I'm having a donut and some Whoppers (http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/whoppers.asp).
4. I probably have one of the most badass last names in Canada, if not the world (no, it's not "Badass").
5. Coke is better than Pepsi.

- I have to attend some weird kind of doctoral graduation thing tomorrow for a friend and I'll have to get up at a time when I usually go to be. >.<
- My apartment is a mess.
- I have two orchids on my desk who have 17 buds between them. Yay me and my occasionally green thumb.
- I'm hungry.
- I had a truly shitty day.

Awww :fluffle:

:)

1) I'm female and American.
2) I have insomnia.
3) I sleepwalk.
4) Over-the-counter pain relievers, save for aspirin, don't work on me/I become violently ill from taking them.
5) I recently found I enjoy both peanut butter and the Harry Potter books, but definitely not at the same time.

1) I'm female and American.
2) I have insomnia.
3) I sleepwalk.
4) Over-the-counter pain relievers, save for aspirin, don't work on me/I become violently ill from taking them.
5) I recently found I enjoy both peanut butter and the Harry Potter books, but definitely not at the same time.


6) plus she is sexy and very cool for quoting me in her sig :fluffle:

You just found out you like peanut butter? Did you somehow go this long without ever tryign it or did your tastes change?

try a peanut butter and banana milkshake when you get a chance *drools*

1. I'm sure i've done this before.
2. I just watched the, Manpons, advert.
3. At the moment i am watching japan vs brazil
4. I sniffed pepperspray the other day because i was curious to how it smelled :(
5. i tried making a coke rocket earlier today.

I tend to read while lying down, and sometimes the book is angled sideways or diagonally when I do that...and at work I often have to read barcodes and stuff that are upside down, and people always comment on it. I guess I never figured it was all that weird.

As for mirror imaged, I used to like those puzzle-type books when I was a kid, and the answers were usually mirror-imaged in the back; I realised that it didn't actually make a difference because I could read them anyway.

So yeah. A completely useless talent, really :p
Pft. I thought you meant all at once.... You disappoint me :p

Not that, you know, I can do any of those things myself....
*sobs*
I really suck at things like that actually.
1. I can't whistle.
2. I can't roll my tongue.
3. I can't raise one eyebrow at a time.
4. I can't crack knuckles or whatever at will.
5. I can't waggle my ears.

Pft. I thought you meant all at once.... You disappoint me :p :p

Pft. I thought you meant all at once.... You disappoint me :p

Not that, you know, I can do any of those things myself....
*sobs*
I really suck at things like that actually.
1. I can't whistle.
2. I can't roll my tongue.
3. I can't raise one eyebrow at a time.
4. I can't crack knuckles or whatever at will.
5. I can't waggle my ears.


I can do all that. The fun is overrated.

2) I have insomnia.


Oooh, me too. I have to be up in 3 hours, and it's 6:16am.

...

:/

I can do all that. The fun is overrated.
Still... I'd like to be able to do something! :p

On another note... helloooo :) :fluffle:

1. I was born on Groundhogs Day.
2. I can type 40 wpm.
3. I got thrown out of Rhode Island once.
4. I once drank a full tray of jello shots after recovering from a hangover with 2 hours sleep and after having 4 beers. I woke up on my front lawn several miles from the last place I remembered being.
5. A dog bit me on the ass as I was riding my bicycle when I was ten years old.

Still... I'd like to be able to do something! :p

On another note... helloooo :) :fluffle:

Hehe... you don't want me to ask Huw what you can do? ;)

:fluffle:

Hehe... you don't want me to ask Huw what you can do? ;)

:fluffle:
Haha, okay, I think I can live with being able to do other things where the fun definitly isn't overrated ;)

:fluffle:

1. I was born on Groundhogs Day.
2. I can type 40 wpm.
3. I got thrown out of Rhode Island once.
4. I once drank a full tray of jello shots after recovering from a hangover with 2 hours sleep and after having 4 beers. I woke up on my front lawn several miles from the last place I remembered being.
5. A dog bit me on the ass as I was riding my bicycle when I was ten years old.

1. I've watched Groundhog Day and liked it.
2. I shouldn't be laughing at 5. cos it's mean.
3. I once got thrown out of a Smashing Pumpkins concert at Wembly Arena.
4. I don't drink any alcohol.
5. I fell on our Jack Russell when I was 9 and he ripped my top lip in 2 leaving me permanently scarred.

;)

I can do all that. The fun is overrated.
except for the eyebrow thing... that rocks! :D

Haha, okay, I think I can live with being able to do other things where the fun definitly isn't overrated ;)

:fluffle:
ahahaha man, that's sooo subtle :p

except for the eyebrow thing... that rocks! :D
Only 'cause you get to mock me with it!

ahahaha man, that's sooo subtle :p
Well, I can't disappoint on the subtlety front :p

I have just finished my Junior year in high school.

I have an orange dresser.

I can't see the biggest letter on a standard eye-chart without my glasses or contacts.

I am going to work at a fort over the summer.

I drank around 2.5 gallons of pepsi yesterday instead of drinking alcohol.

I can't see the biggest letter on a standard eye-chart without my glasses or contacts.




It's E.

It's E.

Yeah... I said that once to my eye-doctor, the first time I couldn't see it, and it was something else. That was very depressing.

I really suck at things like that actually.
1. I can't whistle.
2. I can't roll my tongue.
3. I can't raise one eyebrow at a time.
4. I can't crack knuckles or whatever at will.
5. I can't waggle my ears.
After several tries I've realised that I can't do any of those either, except #3 (barely)... I'm not sure whether to be sad or apathetic.

1) I live in the province of Newfoundland in the country of Canada.

2) I don't speak Russian

3) I'm listening to Green Day

4) I've never broken a bone

5) I like spaghetti

Yeah... I said that once to my eye-doctor, the first time I couldn't see it, and it was something else. That was very depressing.
Stupid tricky doctors with their custom made eye charts.

After several tries I've realised that I can't do any of those either, except #3 (barely)... I'm not sure whether to be sad or apathetic.
You can be special like me.
:)

1. I am a Nerd
2. I practice Wado-Ryu Karate
3. I fail at romance
4. I fail at parties
5. I am currently in a foreign country, and have spent more time reading then talking to other people.

You can be special like me.
:)
Been there, done that.

I mean something I'm not already. :p

I smell incest in the making... :p
:eek: :p
1) I have two pairs of socks on.
2) I can raise my left eyebrow more than my right
3) My bones don't break
4) Cheese goes on everything
5) I can't think of something to put here.

...4/ I was in the Foreign Legion for 5 years


:eek: You, sir, are a brave and quite possibly insane man. My hat comes off to you.

1) I write poetry, badly
2) I'm a student journalist
3) I'm a lazy bastard
4) I have a mole on my chest that is equidistant from my nipples
5) I am a, aheh, 'bondage enthusiast'

Ilie, I love you. :fluffle: :p

What?

What?

Everybody loves you. It's the law.

What?
OMG, lol, did you seriously just dig that up? :p I had to think for a moment to remember why exactly I was loving you this time, but it was because your 5 random facts were so typically you and completely made me laugh. :)

OMG, lol, did you seriously just dig that up? :p I had to think for a moment to remember why exactly I was loving you this time, but it was because your 5 random facts were so typically you and completely made me laugh. :)

I'm glad I have a "typically me." Yes, I am wreaking havoc with an ego search for fun. You know, I still love your name? I will love it forever! Therefore, I also love you, since you chose it and it is your personality. <3

P.S. It is true that that guy is a crackhead. I was like, Sherrel, you never told me your husband was into crack! And she was like, you never asked.

Everybody loves you. It's the law.

I wish! But I love YOU. Everybody likes people who are Not Bad.

2) I can raise my left eyebrow more than my right

That's so funny, me too! I wonder why...maybe I will make a useless poll to find out.

I wish! But I love YOU. Everybody likes people who are Not Bad.

*blushes*

1)I go to a crappy school.
2)I'm a total nerd.
3)I'm bored out of my mind right now. (Hey, why else would I be posting in this thread?)
4)I have 6 GBAs.
5)And a PSP, and a DS, and a GameCube, and an N64, and a computer (duh). And I'm still bored out of my mind right now.

*blushes*

<3

1)I go to a crappy school.
2)I'm a total nerd.
3)I'm bored out of my mind right now. (Hey, why else would I be posting in this thread?)
4)I have 6 GBAs.
5)And a PSP, and a DS, and a GameCube, and an N64, and a computer (duh). And I'm still bored out of my mind right now.

Well, NS is great for when you're bored, but just wait until you're feverishly logging on at work...and in the middle of the night...and during dates...and first thing in the morning...and when you're in the bathroom. You don't know what you've DONE.

1. I am a Libertarian
2. I believe Soviet small arms were - and are - infinitely more effective than Cold War era U.S. weapons - and modern U.S. weapons, for that matter.
3. I don't hunt anything that doesn't have feathers.
4. There is an SKS on my wall
5. There is a large, uncovered hole in the bedroom wall (large being over four feet square) that opens up directly into the bathroom.

I'm glad I have a "typically me." Yes, I am wreaking havoc with an ego search for fun. You know, I still love your name? I will love it forever! Therefore, I also love you, since you chose it and it is your personality. <3 I've gotten to like it again. Although I'm not sure being grammatically challenged is such a great thing to have for a personality ;p. But thanks. :) *fluffles*
And I totally know what you mean, I like some people based on their names alone.

P.S. It is true that that guy is a crackhead. I was like, Sherrel, you never told me your husband was into crack! And she was like, you never asked.*cracking up again*:p No bad pun intended. I swear.

1) I can say all the state capitals in alphabetical order in 2 seconds.
2) My social Security number 414 34 9999.
3) I’m usually away from my house between 7am and 5:30pm
4) I never lock my back door.
5) I have a beware of dog sign, but in actuality I have no dog.

1) I can say all the state capitals in alphabetical order in 2 seconds.
No, you can't. :p

Arg... here's my random facts.

1) I am going to be a high school freshman and in the marching band.
2) I think that most kids my age are evil( probably because a lot of them bullied me a long time ago and nowadays ignore me because I'm still "the freak with acne problems":upyours:)
3) I plan to be a writer someday.
4) My best friends are my cats. (One just jumped onto the desk right in front of me!!)
5)I finally thought of a decent first chapter for my story, and so far have written 4 pages today. WHEEE!!! :D

I feel like doing it again....

1. I think video games are a waste of time (except NS, if you call that a real video game anyway).
2. I hate people who expect to make money by painting, writing, or any other 'cultural' activity.
3. I hate hippies, beatnicks, capitalist, and liars. Just to name a few.
4. I'm dyslexic
5. I'm ambidextrous

2. I hate people who expect to make money by painting, writing, or any other 'cultural' activity.

:(

I can say all the state capitals in alphabetical order in 2 seconds
I direct you here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=490031). You know what you have to do.

After seeing how many serious, current issue type threads take up the General topic, I decided a fun one such as this would be a good idea. Give five random facts about yourself, just as it says. I'll start:

1. I broke my wrist saturday night skateboarding.
2. I woke up about an hour and a half ago.
3. I got a 98% on my Earth Science regents exam.
4. I can't spell the word "anserw"
5. I'm wearing a hemp necklass and braclet.

(I would also like to take this oppurtunity to introduce myself. Hello NationStates, I'm new here. This website looks like a ton of fun. :) )


1.i also broke my wrist(motorcycle racing)broke my foot,twice(motorcycle racing)broke my back..3 vertabrea..lol(motorcycle racing)
should give it up ..no..lol..i just love going fast i guess.
2.i am all over the map politically,no one will ever pigeon hole me as...this or that.
3.i smoked so much weed as a youth i think i am allergic to it now:-(
4.i love just about everyone
5.i am really smart about some shit,but on other things,i am a fucking twit!
6.i love to be in the woods alone and isolated,my ex says i hate people,i dont,i just hate most people.

welcome!

it is a great place and i hope you enjoy yourself,i have learned alot here,have changed my opinion on certain subjects to others here,insights.
good place to find opposing views that challenge your dogma.
but i hope on things i feel like i have strong arguments,i hope some will listen to me with the same open mind i "try " to listen to others.

either way,welcome....great post by the way!