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It counts as you nominating yourself, because you posted a picture. If you don't want to be in it, I can delete your entry.


Peech, you're scaring me. I was thinking of making you the official commentator, actually.



I couldnt figure this jock strap thingy anyway. And Tribes is right. That's why I keep my beard shaved.

(thank God....How could I compete with all these most excellent guys?)

I couldnt figure this jock strap thingy anyway. And Tribes is right. That's why I keep my beard shaved.

(thank God....How could I compete with all these most excellent guys?)
they are confusing little buggers, aren't they?

its odd...the less fabric there is, the more confusing and more expensive they become. applies to both male and female garments.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5a/ASL-OldObese.jpg
I nominate Eutrusca

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5a/ASL-OldObese.jpg
I nominate Eutrusca


dude...I posted that pic 2 years ago and it got deated and i got spanked. Not warned....just a good scolding.

*clears throat*


Am i going to get added or not?

dude...I posted that pic 2 years ago and it got deated and i got spanked. Not warned....just a good scolding.

Dude...2 years ago this place was run by Hitler and his henchmen and I got deleted for insinuating someone had a blurred nipple obstructed by an elephant, out of focus and off screen.

*clears throat*


Am i going to get added or not?
Oh, you will, you just have to wait until Ladame is around again to edit her OP. :)

*clears throat*


Am i going to get added or not?
give it time...I don't think she's in the thread right now.

*clears throat*


Am i going to get added or not?

You gotta wait til the OP is online and has time to do it. She's the only one who can add you. Patience.

Edit: I see my partner in crime said this first.

Edit II: And Dr Sark is also faster with the submit button.

You gotta wait til the OP is online and has time to do it. She's the only one who can add you. Patience.

Edit: I see my partner in crime said this first.

Edit II: And Dr Sark is also faster with the submit button.
muahaha...and he is also far too lazy to go edit or delete that post :)

I couldnt figure this jock strap thingy anyway. And Tribes is right. That's why I keep my beard shaved.

(thank God....How could I compete with all these most excellent guys?)
Mental image of Peech with a long santa beard...

THE HORRORS! :eek:

Dude...2 years ago this place was run by Hitler and his henchmen and I got deleted for insinuating someone had a blurred nipple obstructed by an elephant, out of focus and off screen.
2 years ago, you got away with a lot more than you do now.

2 years ago you couldn't even say fuck, shit or use an icon like this -> :upyours: on the forums !!

Melkor Unchained has my semi-sexy bitch nomination.

http://sensiblyeclectic.com/b2evolution/blogs/media/bush_pimp.jpg
*retches*
:cool:

Oh, PS; I just had my wisdom teeth taken out with the two others I showededed you.. might post about it in your thread later.. maybe not.. I'm still a bit fucked up on the drugs they gave me.. yay and :(

Nomination: Kanabia

Oh, and I second Ruffy, just because I love him so. :)
:fluffle: :fluffle:

Huh ... so I've been nominated ... how about that.

Ummm ... pic ... pic ... pic ....

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h224/Snoo_Snoo/album_pic.gif

Well, ok, that's how I feel anyway.

Last time I saw this, I laughed my ass off for 20 minutes.

Nomination: Keruvalia

How did this happen? A thread for me to flaunt my sexy good looks, and here I am without a photo to show off said looks. Feck. Only one I have is of me looking skanky post-gig. :(

How did this happen? A thread for me to flaunt my sexy good looks, and here I am without a photo to show off said looks. Feck. Only one I have is of me looking skanky post-gig. :(


So what are you waiting for?

How did this happen? A thread for me to flaunt my sexy good looks, and here I am without a photo to show off said looks. Feck. Only one I have is of me looking skanky post-gig. :(
Pssst..

*whispers*

Archives; NS Meet thread.

*sips milkshake*

*blood drips from mouth*

Ma'lord! I found thee!

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/1748/dunesandstalingrin1qd.jpg

*blood drips from mouth*

Ma'lord! I found thee!

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/1748/dunesandstalingrin1qd.jpg
You're a genius Ruffy. Oh, I'd kiss you...if I didn't find you so repulsive. ;)

There's this one as well - http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/2808/dunesandstalinlaugh6fc.jpg

Not sure which is better to be honest. I wish I could keep a straight face when there's a camera around. Eh. I'll upload that skanky one as well. I'm the one on the left. I look fucking rough, I'm telling you. (http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3748/img003805et.jpg)

You're a genius Ruffy. Oh, I'd kiss you...if I didn't find you so repulsive. ;)

There's this one as well - http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/2808/dunesandstalinlaugh6fc.jpg

Not sure which is better to be honest. I wish I could keep a straight face when there's a camera around. Eh. I'll upload that skanky one as well. I'm the one on the left. I look fucking rough, I'm telling you. (http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3748/img003805et.jpg)
You called me a genius. You don't need to kiss me.. that'd hurt.. but.. You did just give me an ego blowjob!

:eek: :p :) :fluffle: :D ;) :cool:

EDIT: Nomination for my long haired ego whore.

RUFFY!

How bout a nomination, you've nominated everyone else and their mother, show some love, brother.

So what if I'm not fat and dont compare in the boob catagory with you, a man cant get by on four nominations alone.

You called me a genius. You don't need to kiss me.. that'd hurt.. but.. You did just give me an ego blowjob!

:eek: :p :) :fluffle: :D ;) :cool:

EDIT: Nomination for my long haired ego whore.

But, Ruffy, I thought you were your own ego whore!

Blah, I'm gonna add another picture... Cuz I can :).

You can kinda see my chest hair (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/Vin.jpg) :D

You can kinda see my chest hair (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/Vin.jpg) :D

yeah....all 3 of them.:p


I like that pic....very nice.

yeah....all 3 of them.:p


I like that pic....very nice.
Ha! More like 3 thousand. I'm hairy for 16, lol.

Ha! More like 3 thousand. I'm hairy for 16, lol.
haha...give it three years. it only gets worse. (or better, depending on who you ask)

haha...give it three years. it only gets worse. (or better, depending on who you ask)
I just don't really wanna have a hairy back..

I just don't really wanna have a hairy back..
ugh...ditto that. So far, so good. The chest hair, I can deal with. Happy trail is good. back hair? well, thats just the bastard child of the male upper body hair family.

ugh...ditto that. So far, so good. The chest hair, I can deal with. Happy trail is good. back hair? well, thats just the bastard child of the male upper body hair family.
Happy trail? I assume that's the same as snail trail?

I just don't really wanna have a hairy back..


Thats better than a hairy arse.



I am on too many threads right now. i cant remember which ones I've replied to. I'm either ADD or senility is setting in a little early.

Happy trail? I assume that's the same as snail trail?
the hair from around your belly button down to about the belt line

Thats better than a hairy arse.



I am on too many threads right now. i cant remember which ones I've replied to. I'm either ADD or senility is setting in a little early.
Hmm.. Not many people will see your hairy arse though.. With a hairy back, if you go to the beach or something it's there for everyone to see.

the hair from around your belly button down to about the belt line
Ohh. I've got the snail trial aswell. Hair from the chest hair to the belly button.

Ohh. I've got the snail trial aswell. Hair from the chest hair to the belly button.
hmm...never heard of that...but yeah, got it. they're both slightly off center from my ab line...bothers me so damn much...haha

hmm...never heard of that...but yeah, got it. they're both slightly off center from my ab line...bothers me so damn much...haha

and why are you and Peisandros not submitting *these* kinds of photos?

and why are you and Peisandros not submitting *these* kinds of photos?
haha...would you like me to? For you, peech, I could:fluffle: I can't take a mirror shot (just look at the shirtless pic I posted...thats my mirror in the background, coated in stickers and paint)

Ohh. I've got the snail trial aswell. Hair from the chest hair to the belly button.
I like chest hair. That is, I like to rip it out. It's fun...for me at least.

I like chest hair. That is, I like to rip it out. It's fun...for me at least.
my mom gets bored during the night and pulls out my dads back hair.



TMI?

my mom gets bored during the night and pulls out my dads back hair.



TMI?


lol @ TMI?

naw.....thats just the right amount of info;)

haha...would you like me to? For you, peech, I could:fluffle: I can't take a mirror shot (just look at the shirtless pic I posted...thats my mirror in the background, coated in stickers and paint)


shirtless pic?:eek: donde?

lol @ TMI?

naw.....thats just the right amount of info;)
my family is special.

shirtless pic?:eek: donde?
haha...the one of me in the chair in my room...except you cant really see anything.

haha...the one of me in the chair in my room...except you cant really see anything.

oh heck. the one i said "hey turn on the flash"? exactly....you cant see anything.

strike a pose cutty sark!

oh heck. the one i said "hey turn on the flash"? exactly....you cant see anything.

strike a pose cutty sark!
haha...I'll let the battery charge and see what I can do for ya.

haha...I'll let the battery charge and see what I can do for ya.

well since youre takin' requests........



no, i'd better not post that.

well since youre takin' requests........



no, i'd better not post that.
hahaha...should I act clueless just to make you say it?

I don't have any recent photos of myself on this computer, but coincidentally, I uploaded one to a different forum a week or two ago... this is me in... October? of 2005 (I look pretty much the same now as I did then).
http://community.middlebury.edu/~phinney/discus/messages/4/242.jpg
changed to a link, so you aren't forced to look at me

hahaha...should I act clueless just to make you say it?


now why dont they have that smiley on here with the x over his mouth like on AIM?

hmm...never heard of that...but yeah, got it. they're both slightly off center from my ab line...bothers me so damn much...haha
Lol.. Mine goes through the middle of the first few abs but on the last it veers a little to the right.

Lol.. Mine goes through the middle of the first few abs but on the last it veers a little to the right.
haha...mines just to the left, then cuts to the center. we'll see if this pic shows...

Lol.. Mine goes through the middle of the first few abs but on the last it veers a little to the right.

we'll hafta see proof of that mister.....



god-what am I, a pic lobbyist?

Lol.. Mine goes through the middle of the first few abs but on the last it veers a little to the right.
Bah. Less talk, more pics, both you and Sark.

we'll hafta see proof of that mister.....



god-what am I, a pic lobbyist?
Bah. Less talk, more pics, both you and Sark.
Heh, one day you might be so lucky..

this is what happens when I'm waiting for phone calls. John, if you ever see this, it is ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. Mreh.

crappy shirtless pic. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6220041.jpg)

Some more pics for the ladies...*glances around*....which at the time seems to only be Peech.

I call it...me le tired with wet hair (http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture14bl.jpg).

And, le wet dog (http://img157.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12421of.jpg).

this is what happens when I'm waiting for phone calls. John, if you ever see this, it is ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. Mreh.

crappy shirtless pic. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6220041.jpg)

Look at that hair!....you have more hair on your body than I do on my head, and thats saying something! hah :p

this is what happens when I'm waiting for phone calls. John, if you ever see this, it is ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. Mreh.

crappy shirtless pic. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6220041.jpg)

thas what im talkin' about......w00t!

Look at that hair!....you have more hair on your body than I do on my head, and thats saying something! hah :p
haha...thats nothing compared to my legs.

thas what im talkin' about......w00t!
haha...glad I could deliver.

Some more pics for the ladies...*glances around*....which at the time seems to only be Peech.

I call it...me le tired with wet hair (http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture14bl.jpg).

And, le wet dog (http://img157.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12421of.jpg).
Heh, from reading a few pages of this thread.. You really wanna win this don't you? Well, I better nominate you to help you on your way. ;)

haha...thats nothing compared to my legs.

Oh, God...lets not even get farther north..:p

What is your ethnicity, by the way?

Some more pics for the ladies...*glances around*....which at the time seems to only be Peech.

I call it...me le tired with wet hair (http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture14bl.jpg).

And, le wet dog (http://img157.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12421of.jpg).
*feels offended*

but YAY! Sark has pics for us. *goes and changes OP pic*

Oh, God...lets not even get farther north..:p

What is your ethnicity, by the way?


He's a Killian.....no wait. He just drinks those.

Heh, from reading a few pages of this thread.. You really wanna win this don't you? Well, I better nominate you to help you on your way. ;)

Its more of a...I want to win the first interent contest I've ever participated in....I want to win for the sake of the win, I could care less about the event.

This could be, longest happy trails and I'd still want to win...though I couldnt. :p

Anyway, thanks for the nomination.

*feels offended*

but YAY! Sark has pics for us. *goes and changes OP pic*

Ah, another lady...sorry, you can check out my pics for the ladies too, you have clearance.

Heh, from reading a few pages of this thread.. You really wanna win this don't you? Well, I better nominate you to help you on your way. ;)
Well, he IS quite sexy. I have to admit that. Hell, even Tweety admit that, and she refuses to think anybody hot other than her boyfriend.

This could be, longest happy trails and I'd still want to win...though I couldnt. :p
I think I would win the 16 and under division :D.

Oh, God...lets not even get farther north..:p

What is your ethnicity, by the way?
haha...we'll leave that a mystery...atleast somewhat.

I'm the purest sense of the term "mutt". Take all of Europe, drop of Italy, Portugal, and Spain, and throw in aramaic.

mostly I'm british isles (specifically Welsh, but strong Irish, Scotch, and English all in there too), german, and russian tho...that probably makes up about 75%

and I won't throw in the Jewish part, for your sake ;)

I think I would win the 16 and under division :D.

I JUST turned 17 yesterday...but I still wouldnt win...I only have a few blonde hairs on my stomach...so even the few that are there, you cant see.

But anyway, if we ever make that competition, good luck and I'll vote for you.

Ladame....these fellas are really antying up.

I feel like a construction worker who howls "hey baby...can i get some fries with that shake!?" as women pass by. For shame.

He's a Killian.....no wait. He just drinks those.
haha...you know me well, my dear

I think I would win the 16 and under division :D.
screw that...I'd say you have a decent shot at overall. As I said, I didn't like the idea that a 14 year old looked better than me. 16 is okay tho...haha

I JUST turned 17 yesterday...but I still wouldnt win...I only have a few blonde hairs on my stomach...so even the few that are there, you cant see.

But anyway, if we ever make that competition, good luck and I'll vote for you.
Woah.. I just realised that from straight on, one can hardly notice the starting of my snail trail! Aww, sucks, heh.

haha...we'll leave that a mystery...atleast somewhat.

I'm the purest sense of the term "mutt". Take all of Europe, drop of Italy, Portugal, and Spain, and throw in aramaic.

mostly I'm british isles (specifically Welsh, but strong Irish, Scotch, and English all in there too), german, and russian tho...that probably makes up about 75%

and I won't throw in the Jewish part, for your sake ;)

Haha, just asking because I have a friend who is syrian/lebanse Christian Orthodox and he looks very much like you. He is pretty pale with dark features and face like yours.

How tall are you?

and I won't throw in the Jewish part, for your sake ;)

I'm glad somebody reads my posts, even if they dont take them seriously. :p

Ladame....these fellas are really antying up.

I feel like a construction worker who howls "hey baby...can i get some fries with that shake!?" as women pass by. For shame.
ahaha...I said that to the person who was supposed to have called me tonight. He spun around, asked if I was calling him fat, smacked me, and walked away giggling. I think we frightened the people around us, which made it all worth while.

Well, he IS quite sexy. I have to admit that. Hell, even Tweety admit that, and she refuses to think anybody hot other than her boyfriend.

Aww, thank you.

That makes me feel good. :)

I havnt seen your pic, or Peechs, but I will be sure to give you guys compliments if I run across them.

Ladame....these fellas are really antying up.

I feel like a construction worker who howls "hey baby...can i get some fries with that shake!?" as women pass by. For shame.
Don't worry, I feel the same way. This is the one thread I will NEVER regret making. ;)

Haha, just asking because I have a friend who is syrian/lebanse Christian Orthodox and he looks very much like you. He is pretty pale with dark features and face like yours.haha...its still early in the summer...I'll be lifeguarding, so by the middle of July, I'll be quite dark

How tall are you?6'2", 165 lbs (working on building that up a bit. okay, alot. my goal is 200 lbs by new years)



I'm glad somebody reads my posts, even if they dont take them seriously. :phaha...hey, you've earned my respect, even if I don't agree;)

Aww, thank you.

That makes me feel good. :)

I havnt seen your pic, or Peechs, but I will be sure to give you guys compliments if I run across them.
look through the beginning of the picture thread. Peeches and I both have pictures there.

Aww, thank you.

That makes me feel good. :)

I havnt seen your pic, or Peechs, but I will be sure to give you guys compliments if I run across them.


i have 3 floatin' 'round here somwhere in General.


i look like Rosie O'Donell btw

haha...its still early in the summer...I'll be lifeguarding, so by the middle of July, I'll be quite dark

A lifeguard? Hmm...have you ever heard of Water Polo?

6'2", 165 lbs (working on building that up a bit. okay, alot. my goal is 200 lbs by new years)

Yeah, I'm 6'3 almost 6'4...and I'm like 160..I'm trying to gain weight like hell but I have a metabolism faster than a bull in a china shop.



haha...hey, you've earned my respect, even if I don't agree;)

Haha, good man.:)

look through the beginning of the picture thread. Peeches and I both have pictures there.

The beginning?!:eek: But-b-b-but we've come so far!

Oh, alright...*goes to stalk through the beginning*

The beginning?!:eek: But-b-b-but we've come so far!

Oh, alright...*goes to stalk through the beginning*
See you next week. *Waves goodbye*

A lifeguard? Hmm...have you ever heard of Water Polo? never really played it, but I know it.



Yeah, I'm 6'3 almost 6'4...and I'm like 160..I'm trying to gain weight like hell but I have a metabolism faster than a bull in a china shop.
Tell me about it. I just housed a huge bag of cheetos and a protein shake, and am still starving. I did manage to put on 10 pounds pretty fast tho. The protein shakes do it...I use this (http://www.internutrition.no/images/upload/Whey_Gourmet/pic/strawcream.jpg). I worked out for 3 months and gained no weight...started taking the protein and put on 6 pounds in a week

i have 3 floatin' 'round here somwhere in General.


i look like Rosie O'Donell btw
haha...I don't see the rosie connection, except maybe in the "looks can kill" shot

i have 3 floatin' 'round here somwhere in General.


i look like Rosie O'Donell btw
You know, I actually don't remember what Rose O'Donell looks like...that's odd...

haha...I don't see the rosie connection, except maybe in the "looks can kill" shot

OMG....I was joking! But since you see a connection I think I'll go slit both wrists now.

You know, I actually don't remember what Rose O'Donell looks like...that's odd...


well she doesnt look like me. *vows never to jest again*

OMG....I was joking! But since you see a connection I think I'll go slit both wrists now.
hahahaha...no...I'm kidding love. I know, I'm mean:)

Well, I tried...
Attempted tummy photo (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/Picture034a.jpg)..

well she doesnt look like me. *vows never to jest again*
Yeah, I thought you wouldn't look like her...I've just looked up her picture, and you DEFINITELY don't look like her.

You know, the first time I saw your picture you reminded of my wiccan friend doing witch-y rituals! :p

Yeah, I thought you wouldn't look like her...I've just looked up her picture, and you DEFINITELY don't look like her.

You know, the first time I saw your picture you reminded of my wiccan friend doing witch-y rituals! :p


lord knows my hair can look kinda witchy at times. Theres so much of it and those damn curls. Yours on the other hand is gorgeous. I just wanna touch it.

Why dont you use the other word which you described Finland :D

What was the word, I dont remember?

Well, I tried...
Attempted tummy photo (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/Picture034a.jpg)..
*sigh*

Peech, should we accept this? I'm on the fence with this one.

Ladies, after walking through page after page I didnt find your pictures...would you be so kind as to give me the link to the pics or atleast the page number its on. My mind is going insane over all of Fass's comments and critiques.

lord knows my hair can look kinda witchy at times. Theres so much of it and those damn curls. Yours on the other hand is gorgeous. I just wanna touch it.
haha...I love the shot of you in the mirror, and I think thats the one with the curliest hair

never really played it, but I know it.

Oh, its just many lifeguards here know and/or play water polo. I play, thats why I wanted to know.


Tell me about it. I just housed a huge bag of cheetos and a protein shake, and am still starving. I did manage to put on 10 pounds pretty fast tho. The protein shakes do it...I use this (http://www.internutrition.no/images/upload/Whey_Gourmet/pic/strawcream.jpg). I worked out for 3 months and gained no weight...started taking the protein and put on 6 pounds in a week

But the main question is, how does it taste? If its good, I'll try it out.

*sigh*

Peech, should we accept this? I'm on the fence with this one.
Oh, I don't mind if you don't. I was just trying to get a photo of my hair..

I couldn't :(.

*sigh*

Peech, should we accept this? I'm on the fence with this one.


I say "do over". Just a tad blurry.

Ladies, after walking through page after page I didnt find your pictures...would you be so kind as to give me the link to the pics or atleast the page number its on. My mind is going insane over all of Fass's comments and critiques.


lol.....Fass. He has that effect.

Ladies, after walking through page after page I didnt find your pictures...would you be so kind as to give me the link to the pics or atleast the page number its on. My mind is going insane over all of Fass's comments and critiques.
I think you were looking through the wrong thread.

anyway. Peech (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11191585&postcount=33) and moi (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/ladamesansmerci/normLisa.jpg)

But the main question is, how does it taste? If its good, I'll try it out.
its actually really good (atleast this specific brand...whey gourmet). I've tried the Orange Cream and Raspberry Smoothie.
I usually mix them with milk, but that makes them a bit rich, so if I'm drinking them right after I work out, then I use juice or something. The flavor itself is great, and it isn't chalky or anything like that.

lord knows my hair can look kinda witchy at times. Theres so much of it and those damn curls. Yours on the other hand is gorgeous. I just wanna touch it.
No, I LOVE your hair. Mine's boring and straight...but those curls are AMAZING. How long did it take you to grow your hair that long?

Sark, I just found that post where you said I looked totally different from what you thought.

Maybe now you get when I saw that Jews are a very diverse group of people from different ethnicties....for instance, me and this guy (http://baltimore.indymedia.org/usermedia/image/6/large/Rabbi_Yisroel_Dovid__Weiss.jpg)

Anyway, just wanted to add that.

No, I LOVE your hair. Mine's boring and straight...but those curls are AMAZING. How long did it take you to grow your hair that long?
am I the only one who notices this about girls? Girls with straight hair long for curly hair...girls with curly hair long for straight. My sister was the first to clue me in

I say "do over". Just a tad blurry.
Alright, Peisandros, you heard the woman. It's a do over.

Still, Peech, you have to admit that it's better than nothing. ;)

Sark, I just found that post where you said I looked totally different from what you thought.

Maybe now you get when I saw that Jews are a very diverse group of people from different ethnicties....for instance, me and this guy (http://baltimore.indymedia.org/usermedia/image/6/large/Rabbi_Yisroel_Dovid__Weiss.jpg)

Anyway, just wanted to add that.haha...believe me, I understand where your coming from, and I could debate, but I really just feel like being lazy and enjoying my beer and cold pizza.:)

I think you were looking through the wrong thread.

anyway. Peech (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11191585&postcount=33) and moi (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/ladamesansmerci/normLisa.jpg)

Peech has very nice golden hair and pretty eyes.

She sorta looks like my stereotypical image of a southern mom...which isnt a bad thing.

You have the straightest hair I've ever seen in my life. And also, very very nice skin. :) Really clean looking.

Peech has very nice golden hair and pretty eyes.

She sorta looks like my stereotypical image of a southern mom...which isnt a bad thing.
haha...well, peech is the resident southern belle...hence the nickname Scarlet

No, I LOVE your hair. Mine's boring and straight...but those curls are AMAZING. How long did it take you to grow your hair that long?


Thank you.Ugh its such a pain. I go through 3 bottles of conditioner for every 1 bottle of shampoo. It's been that long since about 9th grade. So .....bout 14 years to get that way.

Yours is not boring, its beautiful. I wish mine was straight. I imagine yours feeling like silk. *sigh*

haha...believe me, I understand where your coming from, and I could debate, but I really just feel like being lazy and enjoying my beer and cold pizza.:)

Livin la vida sofa, eh?:p

its actually really good (atleast this specific brand...whey gourmet). I've tried the Orange Cream and Raspberry Smoothie.
I usually mix them with milk, but that makes them a bit rich, so if I'm drinking them right after I work out, then I use juice or something. The flavor itself is great, and it isn't chalky or anything like that.

I'm gonna look into it...I want to get atleast a little bigger before college.

lol.....Fass. He has that effect.

Yeah, ha, I know.:p

Peech has very nice golden hair and pretty eyes.

She sorta looks like my stereotypical image of a southern mom...which isnt a bad thing.

You have the straightest hair I've ever seen in my life. And also, very very nice skin. :) Really clean looking.
A little clue: I just got out of the shower...that might've been why. :p

lord knows my hair can look kinda witchy at times. Theres so much of it and those damn curls. Yours on the other hand is gorgeous. I just wanna touch it.

Dont be a dufus Peech you have some of the most gorgeous hair on the planet.

Thank you.Ugh its such a pain. I go through 3 bottles of conditioner for every 1 bottle of shampoo. It's been that long since about 9th grade. So .....bout 14 years to get that way.

Yours is not boring, its beautiful. I wish mine was straight. I imagine yours feeling like silk. *sigh*
Well, I'm not that well off. 2 bottles of conditioner for every bottle of shampoo for me. My dad keep on harrassing me to cut my hair short, cuz we would save so much money on shampoo/conditioner only.

Yeah, I'm trying to grow mine down to the waist, but note above disapprovals. *sigh*

A little clue: I just got out of the shower...that might've been why. :p

Well...eh, SHOWER MORE OFTEN, thats an order.:p

Peech has very nice golden hair and pretty eyes.

She sorta looks like my stereotypical image of a southern mom...which isnt a bad thing.

You have the straightest hair I've ever seen in my life. And also, very very nice skin. :) Really clean looking.


thanks! funny, when i think stereotypical southern mom, I think "Jerry Springer Show" since they always show the worst of the worst representatives for my state. ugh.

have i been nominated yet?

if not, i nominate myself :P
Shuka Khan Shuka Khan!

thanks! funny, when i think stereotypical southern mom, I think "Jerry Springer Show" since they always show the worst of the worst representatives for my state. ugh.

I live in the South too, (well..thats debatable as this is South Florida) and I know what real Southern Women look like...and I know the difference between them and the trash that fornicate with their brothers.

Dont be a dufus Peech you have some of the most gorgeous hair on the planet.

well hey there ya little lurker...come join the convo! and thank you so much....you wouldnt say that if you saw it first thing in the morn. its more like one of those blind witches from "clash of the titans"

Livin la vida sofa, eh?:p haha...I'm celebrating tonight. After a month and a half of searching, I found a job. That, and I'm a lazy schmuck.



I'm gonna look into it...I want to get atleast a little bigger before college.I hear that. And I'm going into junior year. Which shows just how motivated I was to work out frosh year. However, I'm a bartender up in the city, so being jacked = better tips.

And not being refered to as "rat" by certain friends of mine who may or may not be 5'8", but weigh 195 in solid muscle is another good reward

Well...eh, SHOWER MORE OFTEN, thats an order.:p
That is the oddest order I've EVER been given through the internet.

*hands The Atlantian islands "oddest order" award*

feel proud.

That is the oddest order I've EVER been given through the internet.

*hands The Atlantian islands "oddest order" award*

feel proud.
I could top it, but something tells me you don't currently own a midget, a goat, a kayak, c4 explosives, and a rolled up newspaper...

haha...I'm celebrating tonight. After a month and a half of searching, I found a job. That, and I'm a lazy schmuck.

Pssst..its allowed

I hear that. And I'm going into junior year. Which shows just how motivated I was to work out frosh year. However, I'm a bartender up in the city, so being jacked = better tips.

And not being refered to as "rat" by certain friends of mine who may or may not be 5'8", but weigh 195 in solid muscle is another good reward

Those fools...wait till we are 6+ and 196 in pure muscle...mwahaha.

I could top it, but something tells me you don't currently own a midget, a goat, a kayak, c4 explosives, and a rolled up newspaper...
I sort of own a midget, I've eaten goat meat, I don't need a kayak (swimming is so much better), I could get c4 explosives VERY easily right now, and I have rolled up physics notes...

congrats on the job Sark! *raises her cup of tea in a toast*

Pssst..its allowed



Those fools...wait till we are 6+ and 196 in pure muscle...mwahaha.
haha...know whats sad? my goal of weighing 200 by new years is pretty much only so I can tell my friend to shut up about the fact that he weighs more than me.

although, that will completely ruin it when I call him a fatass.....hmm...

That is the oddest order I've EVER been given through the internet.

*hands The Atlantian islands "oddest order" award*

feel proud.

Hmm. Interesting.

*wonders if this is the oddest conversation hes EVER had on the internet*

*wonders wrong*

You know, looking at your picture again..I just realized something. Every asian I have ever met has more or less had clear skin...(lacking acne)...some may have a few pimples but not like actual acne. Is there anything to this (like the thing with indians and facial hair), or is it just a coincidence?

I sort of own a midget, I've eaten goat meat, I don't need a kayak (swimming is so much better), I could get c4 explosives VERY easily right now, and I have rolled up physics notes...
hmm...I could make this work

*scampers off to drawing board*
congrats on the job Sark! *raises her cup of tea in a toast*
thanks muchly!*raises bottle in return*

know what amuses me the most? It is lifeguarding for a Christian camp. I got home and told my parents that I was lifeguarding for Jesus. They were amused. They also warned me not to wear my "Jesus is my homeboy" shirt...

I'm still wondering how the tattoos and piercings will go over.

haha...know whats sad? my goal of weighing 200 by new years is pretty much only so I can tell my friend to shut up about the fact that he weighs more than me.

although, that will completely ruin it when I call him a fatass.....hmm...


i could fatten you up in a month. i'm a serious cook.serious. mr peechland has gone from a 32 to a 36 waist. i asked him when he was due last night.:p

haha...know whats sad? my goal of weighing 200 by new years is pretty much only so I can tell my friend to shut up about the fact that he weighs more than me.

although, that will completely ruin it when I call him a fatass.....hmm...

Its not sad. Its manly. We must dominate our friends through the most manliest of of all things manly...muscle mass.

Excuse me for a second.

*smacks arm*

*takes out syringe*

*shoots up liquid testosterone*

*comes back with facial hair*

i could fatten you up in a month. i'm a serious cook.serious. mr peechland has gone from a 32 to a 36 waist. i asked him when he was due last night.:p

Oh! Do you make country fried steak!?!

hmm...I could make this work

*scampers off to drawing board*

thanks muchly!*raises bottle in return*

know what amuses me the most? It is lifeguarding for a Christian camp. I got home and told my parents that I was lifeguarding for Jesus. They were amused. They also warned me not to wear my "Jesus is my homeboy" shirt...

I'm still wondering how the tattoos and piercings will go over.


LOL.....I would so wear the "Jesus is my homeboy" shirt. That rocks.

lifeguarding for Jesus......haha! I was a lifeguard for 4 years. 2 in highschool/2 after.

I sort of own a midget, I've eaten goat meat, I don't need a kayak (swimming is so much better), I could get c4 explosives VERY easily right now, and I have rolled up physics notes...

Did you have to pool resources and co-op for a shared midget with others?

i could fatten you up in a month. i'm a serious cook.serious. mr peechland has gone from a 32 to a 36 waist. i asked him when he was due last night.:p
oh god, I would love you forever and ever. I'm actually a pretty good cook myself...but as much as I eat, I just never gain weight. People say I'm lucky, but it comes with its share of health concerns such as low blood sugar and the like.

I'd say poor mr. peech, but that has got to be worth the occasional jeer

LOL.....I would so wear the "Jesus is my homeboy" shirt. That rocks.

lifeguarding for Jesus......haha! I was a lifeguard for 4 years. 2 in highschool/2 after.
haha...I figure I'll wait for the 3rd week to break that one out.
I lifeguarded for the last 2 years for my town, and left this year in hopes of finding a bartending position down here. No such luck, so it is back to guarding. But atleast not for my town.

Oh! Do you make country fried steak!?!

honey i can make anything. bake it/broil it/grill it/fry it......theres always a feast at my house. if i ate too much of my own cooking, i actually would look like Rosie O.

Its not sad. Its manly. We must dominate our friends through the most manliest of of all things manly...muscle mass.

Excuse me for a second.

*smacks arm*

*takes out syringe*

*shoots up liquid testosterone*

*comes back with facial hair*
here...take some of my facial hair. I'm sick of shaving.

Oh! Do you make country fried steak!?!

Doesnt anybody chicken fry steak anymore?

Did you know that chicken fried steak is one of only three meats that dont taste anything like chicken?

honey i can make anything. bake it/broil it/grill it/fry it......theres always a feast at my house. if i ate too much of my own cooking, i actually would look like Rosie O.

Its my absolute favorite!

Down here, its called Bistec Empanizado...its Cuban.

But we all know they just copied it from the South...pfft, those damn Cubanos.

oh god, I would love you forever and ever. I'm actually a pretty good cook myself...but as much as I eat, I just never gain weight. People say I'm lucky, but it comes with its share of health concerns such as low blood sugar and the like.

I'd say poor mr. peech, but that has got to be worth the occasional jeer

ah he wears it well. He is all muscle anyway, so the little increase to the waist isnt too bad. Just right for teasin'.

plus, you gotta know which foods to eat to gain. Combine certain things within a meal to lose or gain weight. Some people can eat and eat and never gain an ounce. Switch up the Culinary compositions and their metabolism starts to reverse. Maybe I'll make you a menu when I have some free time.

Doesnt anybody chicken fry steak anymore?

Did you know that chicken fried steak is one of only three meats that dont taste anything like chicken?
you'll have to excuse me for allowing my yankee to shine through here, but what is the difference between country fried and chicken fried?

here...take some of my facial hair. I'm sick of shaving.

Eh, ...no thanks.

*backs away very slowly from the man on the interenet who just offered his facial hair* :p

Sarkhaan, if a Christian is drowning arent you gettin betwixt the Christian and Jesus if you try to save her?

you'll have to excuse me for allowing my yankee to shine through here, but what is the difference between country fried and chicken fried?

About 3 dollars

ah he wears it well. He is all muscle anyway, so the little increase to the waist isnt too bad. Just right for teasin'.

plus, you gotta know which foods to eat to gain. Combine certain things within a meal to lose or gain weight. Some people can eat and eat and never gain an ounce. Switch up the Culinary compositions and their metabolism starts to reverse. Maybe I'll make you a menu when I have some free time.haha...the major issue I've found is that I really just can't pump in enough calories, so I burn muscle. Thats lasted from home cooking to school cooking to my own cooking...but I'll always take a menu :) Ideas for the upcoming year

Eh, ...no thanks.

*backs away very slowly from the man on the interenet who just offered his facial hair* :p
haha...if thats the creepiest thing you've seen on these forums, you haven't been here long enough

Sarkhaan, if a Christian is drowning arent you gettin betwixt the Christan and Jesus if you try to save her?I did have a brief fantasy of standing on the guard chair, laughing maniacally, screaming "WHERE'S YOUR JESUS NOW?!" with lightning and thunder and swirling clouds in the background...but figured that might get me fired....and possibly disowned by the christian side of my family....

Guys, I know its against the rules to actually get back on topic, but when is the actual voting for this pageant?

you'll have to excuse me for allowing my yankee to shine through here, but what is the difference between country fried and chicken fried?


Chicken fried steak
The history of chicken fried steak (aka country fried steak) is a fabulous example of cultural diversity, regional pride and just plain confusion. Why? Because there are as many names/recipes for this dish as people who claim they know how it started. That's part of what makes the study of food history so interesting.

As is true with many popular foods we know today, the recipe preceded the name.

Food historians generally agree the practice of dredging meat (all kinds) in flour/spices, frying/baking it up and serving it with a sauce/gravy dates back to ancient times. This cooking method tenderizes the meat and enhances its flavor. Think Wiener schnitzel. Europeans who settled in America knew all about making tough cuts of meat palatable. Many historic American cookbooks contain "chicken-fried" type recipes for beef, veal, chicken & lamb, though they go by different names. Veal is traditionally considered to be a tough cut of meat and was often cooked in such a way as to make it more tender, as in weiner schnitzel. Sensible American cooks would have treated tough cuts of beef in a similar fashion. The chicken connection? Some food historians suggest the coating and pan-fried cooking technique commonly used on fried chicken was easily adapted to tenderize steak.

In America, country fried steak is generally considered to be a regional dish. It is commonly found in the southern and central western states. The meat used for this American dish is always beef, the cuts vary. The "chicken-fried" moniker seems to be a mid-20th century invention. The earliest printed recipe we have for in chicken-fried steak was published in 1949.

Chicken fried steak
The history of chicken fried steak (aka country fried steak) is a fabulous example of cultural diversity, regional pride and just plain confusion. Why? Because there are as many names/recipes for this dish as people who claim they know how it started. That's part of what makes the study of food history so interesting.

As is true with many popular foods we know today, the recipe preceded the name.

Food historians generally agree the practice of dredging meat (all kinds) in flour/spices, frying/baking it up and serving it with a sauce/gravy dates back to ancient times. This cooking method tenderizes the meat and enhances its flavor. Think Wiener schnitzel. Europeans who settled in America knew all about making tough cuts of meat palatable. Many historic American cookbooks contain "chicken-fried" type recipes for beef, veal, chicken & lamb, though they go by different names. Veal is traditionally considered to be a tough cut of meat and was often cooked in such a way as to make it more tender, as in weiner schnitzel. Sensible American cooks would have treated tough cuts of beef in a similar fashion. The chicken connection? Some food historians suggest the coating and pan-fried cooking technique commonly used on fried chicken was easily adapted to tenderize steak.

In America, country fried steak is generally considered to be a regional dish. It is commonly found in the southern and central western states. The meat used for this American dish is always beef, the cuts vary. The "chicken-fried" moniker seems to be a mid-20th century invention. The earliest printed recipe we have for in chicken-fried steak was published in 1949.

I had Weiner Schnitzel when I was in Duetschland a few days ago...it was amazing, I died with every bite. It was veal schnitzel.

Sarkhaan, if a Christian is drowning arent you gettin betwixt the Christian and Jesus if you try to save her?


LOL...

also lol @ "about 3 dollars"

youre on a roll



to Atlantian.....i dunno. Ladame is in charge. She calls the shots.

Chicken fried steak
The history of chicken fried steak (aka country fried steak) is a fabulous example of cultural diversity, regional pride and just plain confusion. Why? Because there are as many names/recipes for this dish as people who claim they know how it started. That's part of what makes the study of food history so interesting.

As is true with many popular foods we know today, the recipe preceded the name.

Food historians generally agree the practice of dredging meat (all kinds) in flour/spices, frying/baking it up and serving it with a sauce/gravy dates back to ancient times. This cooking method tenderizes the meat and enhances its flavor. Think Wiener schnitzel. Europeans who settled in America knew all about making tough cuts of meat palatable. Many historic American cookbooks contain "chicken-fried" type recipes for beef, veal, chicken & lamb, though they go by different names. Veal is traditionally considered to be a tough cut of meat and was often cooked in such a way as to make it more tender, as in weiner schnitzel. Sensible American cooks would have treated tough cuts of beef in a similar fashion. The chicken connection? Some food historians suggest the coating and pan-fried cooking technique commonly used on fried chicken was easily adapted to tenderize steak.

In America, country fried steak is generally considered to be a regional dish. It is commonly found in the southern and central western states. The meat used for this American dish is always beef, the cuts vary. The "chicken-fried" moniker seems to be a mid-20th century invention. The earliest printed recipe we have for in chicken-fried steak was published in 1949.

and the world makes sense...


by the way, if you're a northerner, never make cornbread for a southerner...appearently, they think cornbread is something resembling a brick

Alright, its almost 2 30 here, and while some of you may be owls with human fingers, I am not nocturnal.

Goodnight guys, it was nice talking to you guys instead of the usual arguing I do with people on this site. :p

Alright, its almost 2 30 here, and while some of you may be owls with human fingers, I am not nocturnal.

Goodnight guys, it was nice talking to you guys instead of the usual arguing I do with people on this site. :p

I know....its like we're a bunch of insomniacs. Goodnight!:)

Alright, its almost 2 30 here, and while some of you may be owls with human fingers, I am not nocturnal.

Goodnight guys, it was nice talking to you guys instead of the usual arguing I do with people on this site. :p
haha...I was thinking much the same. g'night...we'll see how much longer I make it.

Damn it Harles..

You're my sidekick, why the fuck haven't you nominated me?!

Damn it Harles..

You're my sidekick, why the fuck haven't you nominated me?!
I say you demote him.

Damn it Harles..

You're my sidekick, why the fuck haven't you nominated me?!
Why would i do that?
You have already been nominated!

Nominates Peisandros.
I must not know what nominate means.:confused:

I say you demote him.
:eek:

I say you demote him.
Nah, he's a good sidekick.. I should really be his I think, heh.

Who? :confused:
Needn't be so coy ... ;)
C'mon, ante up the armpit. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/083.gif

Ah ha ha Unintended pun!
Prove it!

What's Xisla's full name again? Apparently he's not on the member's list. :S
-kilinia ...
Note - there's a lot of "color=white" letters inbetween to represent all the silent letters in his name.

*growl*
Coooooooool.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/105.gif

I just have to say, it is hot as hell here today. It's 101 with a heat index of 105. I need to move to Alaska.Whatever makes you say that? ;)

*glare*

notice how your vomit hasn't made it into the OP yet?
It would appear that the *only* way, Madam du Spam, to circumvent a spamalanche on any thread involving you is to cater to the lowest common denominator ... appealing to egotistical, subtly competetive male self-absorption. :D

*nudge*

I say you demote him.

What is the next lower rank from sidekick?

Useful hanger-on?

Somehow, I think I've received a nomie for the Men's pageant. Bring it guys.

*goes shopping for mustache glue, trenchcoat and jock strap*

It's on.
WooT!!!!
*dances his weasel dance*

Oooh:
La Dame du Spam: I'm warning you! If you nominate your vomit one more time (gets hit with spam) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Spammers: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
La Dame du Spam: Was it you?
Scarlet: Yes.
La Dame du Spam: Right...

give it time...I don't think she's in the thread right now.:eek:
What?!? A spammer w/RL?!? :mad:

Oh wait ... perhaps she's getting a transfusion and a tongue transplant. *grits teeth*

:cool:

Oh, PS; I just had my wisdom teeth taken out with the two others I showededed you.. might post about it in your thread later.. maybe not.. I'm still a bit fucked up on the drugs they gave me.. yay and :(
:eek:
There goes your smoking life ... :(

You don't need to kiss me.. that'd hurt.. but.. You did just give me an ego blowjob!
Someone tell me this is sigged. Shame not to.

Happy trail? I assume that's the same as snail trail?
Are you talking about where you're more likely to encounter a long slather of viscous fluid?
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/13.gif
...or just where a person might smear a snail for some peculiar reason?
:confused:

That is the oddest order I've EVER been given through the internet.
:eek:
Oh good mods NO


*shakes head*

Never ... NEVER ... see the end of this ... *sobs*

congrats on the job Sark! *raises her cup of tea in a toast*Seconded! *bows*
Wait ... toast ... :eek:
*dissipates*

i could fatten you up in a month. i'm a serious cook.serious. mr peechland has gone from a 32 to a 36 waist. i asked him when he was due last night.:p
*reconstitutes JUST LONG ENOUGH to post smilie, dissipates again*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1159.gif

haha...if thats the creepiest thing you've seen on these forums, you haven't been here long enough
*perks up, clouds atmosphere for a second*
*grins*
*dissipates slowly*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/660.gif

I had Weiner Schnitzel when I was in Duetschland a few days ago...it was amazing, I died with every bite. It was veal schnitzel.
Do you remember the night I held you so tight,
As we danced to the Wiener Schnitzel Waltz?
The music was gay, and the setting was Viennese,
Your hair wore some roses (or perhaps they were peonies),
I was blind to your obvious faults,
As we danced 'cross the scene
To the strains of the Wiener Schnitzel Waltz.

BTW, i have to amend my last look explanation ... this fella here seems to espouse a few features of mine as well ...
grrr
i'm not a photo guy but sometime i will ... probably wedding pix

Thank you for the nomination, my friend.You're welcome. Sorry it didn't get you onto the list, but oh, well.

is voting still open??

is voting still open??
It's just nominations at the moment. They are narrowing it down to 10 people before they make the poll. It looks like you can nominate as many people as you wish, and you can still enter new people into the competition.

It's just nominations at the moment. They are narrowing it down to 10 people before they make the poll. It looks like you can nominate as many people as you wish, and you can still enter new people into the competition.
10 you say? Shit, I might make it.. Ha.

10 you say? Shit, I might make it.. Ha.
Or maybe nine, there is usually a joke option in polls. Unless you make it on as a joke. :p

Only 10?:eek:

Some tough choices will have to be made on this contest. *dreads it*

Or maybe nine, there is usually a joke option in polls. Unless you make it on as a joke. :p
Hah, how mean would it be to put whoever happens to get the last spot on the poll (whoever's name comes last in the alphabet, probably) as "The Joke Option"? Ouch.

Only 10?:eek:

Some tough choices will have to be made on this contest. *dreads it*
It gets worse: we'll all have only one vote. :eek: (I presume. Otherwise, I would just vote for all options.)

Hah, how mean would it be to put whoever happens to get the last spot on the poll (whoever's name comes last in the alphabet, probably) as "The Joke Option"? Ouch.


It gets worse: we'll all have only one vote. :eek: (I presume. Otherwise, I would just vote for all options.)


Urg. What's a girl to do?

note to contestants: WYTYG and I do take bribes.

Hah, how mean would it be to put whoever happens to get the last spot on the poll (whoever's name comes last in the alphabet, probably) as "The Joke Option"? Ouch.

Yeah, although I take back what I said about Peisandros being the joke option. I've just went and looked at his picture and he's alright looking. I feel bad now for saying that...

I nominate Peisandros.

Yeah, although I take back what I said about Peisandros being the joke option. I've just went and looked at his picture and he's alright looking. I feel bad now for saying that...

I nominate Peisandros.
Haha, I don't mind :D.
Probably will end up being the joke one.

Urg. What's a girl to do?

note to contestants: WYTYG and I do take bribes.
*nods* Boy, do we ever. :)


Yeah, although I take back what I said about Peisandros being the joke option. I've just went and looked at his picture and he's alright looking. I feel bad now for saying that...

I nominate Peisandros.
Aw, he's a good guy, I'm sure he's gonna be alright. *pats Peisandros*

Also, hey, he got a nomination out of it, that's not too bad. :p

Er...you'll have to ask him for that. I don't think he'll send it. Don't enter him in the OP unless he does...I forgot about that for a sec.

No, I'm not going to post a pic, but I do appreciate the attempted nomination, Jello. :)

Hah, how mean would it be to put whoever happens to get the last spot on the poll (whoever's name comes last in the alphabet, probably) as "The Joke Option"? Ouch.

Just make the joke option "Cluichstan's Vomit." :D

No, I'm not going to post a pic, but I do appreciate the attempted nomination, Jello. :)

Yeah-I'm not gonna have one on this thread either.

No, I'm not going to post a pic, but I do appreciate the attempted nomination, Jello. :)

You mean I dont get to use my grass skirt now? Crap.:p

No, I'm not going to post a pic, but I do appreciate the attempted nomination, Jello. :)
Cluichstan! :fluffle:
I can't find our special thread. Did it get deleted?

You mean I dont get to use my grass skirt now? Crap.:p

For you to get a pic, there are always TGs, my dear. ;)

Aw, he's a good guy, I'm sure he's gonna be alright. *pats Peisandros*

Also, hey, he got a nomination out of it, that's not too bad. :p
Hehe :). I shall be.

Thanks for the pat :p

Yeah-I'm not gonna have one on this thread either.

Thats ok. You can send it straight to my email. It will be safe there.

(good morning btw)

Haha, I don't mind :D.
Probably will end up being the joke one.
Nah! Including my nomination you know have six. It looks like you are a serious contender.

For you to get a pic, there are always TGs, my dear. ;)


sweet! I'd better practice my hula.

Nah! Including my nomination you know have six. It looks like you are a serious contender.
Nah.. I'm sure I'm only attractive to Kiwi girls.. Americans tend to find me cute or something. Not really sexy material, heh. Plus I'm only 16.

Nah.. I'm sure I'm only attractive to Kiwi girls.. Americans tend to find me cute or something. Not really sexy material, heh. Plus I'm only 16.
What's wrong with sixteen? Are you underage still over where you live?

Nah.. I'm sure I'm only attractive to Kiwi girls.. Americans tend to find me cute or something. Not really sexy material, heh. Plus I'm only 16.

Damn kids. :p

sweet! I'd better practice my hula.

Damn straight! Work it, girl! :D

What's wrong with sixteen? Are you underage still over where you live?
Nope, legal heh.
You're British? What would you say I am? Ugly? Average? Supermodel sexiest man alive?

Thats ok. You can send it straight to my email. It will be safe there.

(good morning btw)


Thats what I'll do. And you can give the thumbs up or down.

and good morning to you :fluffle:

Nope, legal heh.
You're British? What would you say I am? Ugly? Average? Supermodel sexiest man alive?
Somewhere between ''Average'' and ''Supermodel sexiest man alive''

Damn kids. :p
You're just jealous, old man! :p

You're just jealous, old man! :p

Watch who you're callin' old, young'un. :p

Especially since I'm officially even older tomorrow... :(

Watch who you're callin' old, young'un. :p

Especially since I'm officially even older tomorrow... :(
Heh, care to put a number to it?

Heh, care to put a number to it?

I'm turning 34 tomorrow. :(

Watch who you're callin' old, young'un. :p

Especially since I'm officially even older tomorrow... :(
What's with the sad face, are you trying to worm some sympathy out of me because it wont work. I don't care about your feelings...:p

What's with the sad face, are you trying to worm some sympathy out of me because it wont work. I don't care about your feelings...:p

I've noticed. :p

I'm turning 34 tomorrow. :(
Ahh, no wonder you're jealous! Heh, :p.

I'm turning 34 tomorrow. :(
That's really old! :eek:
I think tomorrow I'll find a sixteen year old boy to run off with...

Ahh, no wonder you're jealous! Heh, :p.

Damn kids. :p

I'm turning 34 tomorrow. :(

I thought I was one of the few "mature" ones at 39. Happy Birthday!

That's really old! :eek:

Thanks. Love you, too, dear.

Oh, and this marks my 6,000th post! Gawd, I've got no life...

I thought I was one of the few "mature" ones at 39. Happy Birthday!

Thanks, mate! Whaddaya say you and I team up to give these young whippersnappers a whoopin'? :D

Oh, and no one would ever accuse either of us of being mature. ;)

That's really old! :eek:
I think tomorrow I'll find a sixteen year old boy to run off with...


Easy there missy....you're surrounded by members of the 30-something club right now. Dont make us get out the spanking stick.

Thanks. Love you, too, dear.

Oh, and this marks my 6,000th post! Gawd, I've got no life...
Hey, I'm jealous that you have 6,000 posts and I don't.. But, I do have a life :p. Hmm.

Easy there missy....you're surrounded by members of the 30-something club right now. Dont make us get out the spanking stick.

Spanking stick? BritSter would probably enjoy that. :p

Easy there missy....you're surrounded by members of the 30-something club right now. Dont make us get out the spanking stick.
That sounds...exciting. ;)

Hey, I'm jealous that you have 6,000 posts and I don't.. But, I do have a life :p. Hmm.

No, you've just gotta go to school. :p

Ekk, I seem to be outnumbered..

Spanking stick? BritSter would probably enjoy that. :p
You beat me to it...

That sounds...exciting. ;)

Like I said... :p

No, you've just gotta go to school. :p
Haha, I'm sorry old man :p.

You beat me to it...

I might be old, but I ain't slow. ;)

BTW, i have to amend my last look explanation ... this fella here seems to espouse a few features of mine as well ...
grrr
i'm not a photo guy but sometime i will ... probably wedding pix

Was the fella your talking about me, or the guy singing about Wiener?

Anyway, schnitzel is the best foreign food ever made, veal viener....mmmmmm *passes out*

Ekk, I seem to be outnumbered..
Don't worry. They are all old and feeble.

Thanks, mate! Whaddaya say you and I team up to give these young whippersnappers a whoopin'? :D

Oh, and no one would ever accuse either of us of being mature. ;)


Sounds like a plan, if by "whooping" you mean putting cute lovlies on the rotisiree.

Yeah-I'm only mature when I have to be. Mature is for people that are aware they're gonna die.

Easy there missy....you're surrounded by members of the 30-something club right now. Dont make us get out the spanking stick.
We have a special spanking stick? When were you guys planning on telling me that?

Don't worry. They are all old and feeble.
Teheh, excellent :D.

Oh to be young.

Sounds like a plan, if by "whooping" you mean putting cute lovlies on the rotisiree.

Yeah-I'm only mature when I have to be. Mature is for people that are aware they're gonna die.

My usual response to people who tell me to be mature is that part of maturity is knowing when it's okay to act immature. ;)

And uh...yeah, that's exactly what I meant (read: your idea's better than mine). :cool:

We have a special spanking stick? When were you guys planning on telling me that?


Clutch has been hording it...we had to wrestle it away from him.

We have a special spanking stick? When were you guys planning on telling me that?

I don't want you getting your hands on it! My face'll be a bloody mess! :eek:

We have a special spanking stick? When were you guys planning on telling me that?

Yeah-And like mixing beaters after making icing, you can lick it when she's done.

Clutch has been hording it...we had to wrestle it away from him.

And the wrestling was my favourite part. ;)

Teheh, excellent :D.

Oh to be young.
And all they are armed with is a stick. We can do better than that.

*Hands you my hedge trimmers*

And all they are armed with is a stick. We can do better than that.

*Hands you my hedge trimmers*
Awesome.

Which one of the fossils is up first? :p

And all they are armed with is a stick. We can do better than that.

*Hands you my hedge trimmers*

But you're outnumbered. Fear the 30+ Crew! :cool:

dont kid yourselves, punks. I got chunks of guys like you in my stool. :p

umm....i tried google images for spanking stick and got nothing i could post here. *rubs eyes*

Awesome.

Which one of the fossils is up first? :p
You take on Cluichstan and I'll get Peechland.
Then we can both team up against Carnivorous.
Good plan?

You take on Cluichstan and I'll get Peechland.
Then we can both team up against Carnivorous.
Good plan?

I was rather hoping you'd take me on, BritSter. ;)

But you're outnumbered. Fear the 30+ Crew! :cool:

we should make a club....



dont kid yourselves, punks. I got chunks of guys like you in my stool.

LOL...y'all just think he's joking

I was rather hoping you'd take me on, BritSter. ;)
You're not keen for a lil man on man?!

You take on Cluichstan and I'll get Peechland.
Then we can both team up against Carnivorous.
Good plan?


*shoves her walking cane up Brits ass*

I was rather hoping you'd take me on, BritSter. ;)
*Takes my hedge trimmers back*

Shall we continue with the castration then?

You're not keen for a lil man on man?!

No, I'll pass, thank you.