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In reaction to Janet Jackson's now famous Superbowl "wardrobe malfunction", President Bush signed into law a bill that increases the amount that the FCC can fine a broadcaster to $325,000 per incident.

What is the deal with a boob popping out? It's a boob! So what? Babies all over the world press their face up against one everyday. What makes a boob so "indecent"?

I would like to see bare chested women get the same treatment as bare chested men in this country. I want to mow the lawn with my top off. I wanna go topless at the pool. I want to see bare chested women on COPS.

More than all of that, I want people to stop teaching their kids that boobs are shocking. They are NOT shocking or indecent. What is indecent is a man, who can walk around with no shirt on any time he wants, signing a law increasing the fine for anyone who doesn't play along with this "dirty pillows", christian, double-standard agenda.

FFS! I'm mad!

( . )( . ) <---there. how's that for indecent???

I find it particularly funny that there is currently a huge movement to encourage women to breastfeed their babies instead of using bottles, yet at the very same time we are engaged in actively asserting that uncovered boobies will bring about the collapse of society as we know it.

In reaction to Janet Jackson's now famous Superbowl "wardrobe malfunction", President Bush signed into law a bill that increases the amount that the FCC can fine a broadcaster to $325,000 per incident.

What is the deal with a boob popping out? It's a boob! So what? Babies all over the world press their face up against one everyday. What makes a boob so "indecent"?

I would like to see bare chested women get the same treatment as bare chested men in this country. I want to mow the lawn with my top off. I wanna go topless at the pool. I want to see bare chested women on COPS.

More than all of that, I want people to stop teaching their kids that boobs are shocking. They are NOT shocking or indecent. What is indecent is a man, who can walk around with no shirt on any time he wants, signing a law increasing the fine for anyone who doesn't play along with this "dirty pillows", christian, double-standard agenda.

FFS! I'm mad!

( . )( . ) <---there. how's that for indecent???


To avoid the FCC, we only have to go to satellite and cable TV, and the Internet. Just stop watching broadcast network TV.

Then you can watch boobs all day long.

That is, people who can afford cable or satellite or the Internet have freer access to information than people who can only afford to watch broadcast television.

I find it particularly funny that there is currently a huge movement to encourage women to breastfeed their babies instead of using bottles, yet at the very same time we are engaged in actively asserting that uncovered boobies will bring about the collapse of society as we know it.

What I love is that the encouraged women go out and try to breastfeed, and everyone has a conniption fit when she pulls the old nipple out.

Alot of people think a woman's place is in the kitchen....fully clothed.

No idea... go to any German beach on the Baltic Sea, and you'll find plenty of them.

A women's chest is more sexual then a man's chest (in the opinion of the majority - which obviously is all that matters). And, well, we all know that sex is evil except when it's used for baby making.

Possibly having mixed saunas being used from an early age, like in Germany, would help this.

That said, the religious right would go mental about this, and a sauna won't be too popular in, say, Texas, I imagine.

Might be good in the northern states, though.

Alot of people think a woman's place is in the kitchen....fully clothed.

Actually, I don't think its a lot. I think its a backward idea that is only embraced by the most backwards of people. Primarily Fundies.

No idea... go to any German beach on the Baltic Sea, and you'll find plenty of them.
Beaches in most warm/hot countries tend to have quite a few of them. Damn Ireland and our crappy cold weather.

A women's chest is more sexual then a man's chest (in the opinion of the majority - which obviously is all that matters). And, well, we all know that sex is evil except when it's used for baby making.

yeah, we used to think that about ankles too.....

Boobs are so decent I demand to see them often.

I have no problem with people breastfeeding, my sole complaint is that the nice ones should be more exposed.
Unfortunately, its usually the real pigs that let it all hang out. In a restaurant. With dark,sticky birkenstocks on dirty feet. *shudder*

I want the nice ones out doing jumping jacks to get the milk flowing.

The nasty ones can remain in their over-stickered volvos.

Possibly having mixed saunas being used from an early age, like in Germany, would help this.

That said, the religious right would go mental about this, and a sauna won't be too popular in, say, Texas, I imagine.

Might be good in the northern states, though.

We have saunas in Michigan (Upper Michigan to be more precise) but I don't think they're mixed. The only reason we have them is because Upper Michigan has a whole crapton of Finns living up there.

Because it would spoil boobs for the rest of us. Think about it. Guys will go into boob overload and it'll get to the point where guys get harder than trig when a girl wears a shirt. I can imagine it now. Strip clubs where the girls slowly dress to the hoots of men stuffing dollar bills into a "dressers" pants.

A women's chest is more sexual then a man's chest (in the opinion of the majority - which obviously is all that matters).

BULLSHIT.

Because it would spoil boobs for the rest of us. Think about it. Guys will go into boob overload and it'll get to the point where guys get harder than trig when a girl wears a shirt. I can imagine it now. Strip clubs where the girls slowly dress to the hoots of men stuffing dollar bills into a "dressers" pants.

LOL love it.

And for a nation that seems to be so worried that men will get hardons....we sure have a lot of Viagra ads....

I find it particularly funny that there is currently a huge movement to encourage women to breastfeed their babies instead of using bottles, yet at the very same time we are engaged in actively asserting that uncovered boobies will bring about the collapse of society as we know it.
yeah, I thought that was a pretty funny double standard too.

anyway, the problem with boobs (as you so delicately put it) is that they make babies and grown men alike drool and it's mostly a sanitation problem, do you know what kinds of germs are in your saliva????

Because it would spoil boobs for the rest of us. Think about it. Guys will go into boob overload and it'll get to the point where guys get harder than trig when a girl wears a shirt. I can imagine it now. Strip clubs where the girls slowly dress to the hoots of men stuffing dollar bills into a "dressers" pants.
Or possibly, the population will be in a "meh" kind of mood about this, and rape etc. will fall.

And for a nation that seems to be so worried that men will get hardons....we sure have a lot of Viagra ads....
What can I say? Most white american men have trouble getting it up. It's because they're going into boob overload! It's the first stage; lack of hard-ons.

Alot of people think a woman's place is in the kitchen....fully clothed.
well yes, and no

shes got to go into other rooms to clean them

and to the market to buy food

well yes, and no

shes got to go into other rooms to clean them

and to the market to buy food
...and on occasion you would prefer her without clothes...would you not?

BULLSHIT.
Indeed.

For anyone who doesn't know me, my post was deeply sarcastic. I'm a fan of both female and male chests, and sex without the baby making.

It's bad enough seeing a pear-shaped man topless.
I'd shudder to think of the 300lb+ women going around topless.

It's bad enough seeing a pear-shaped man topless.
I'd shudder to think of the 300lb+ women going around topless.
Ah well... that's the price of freedom.

What can I say? Most white american men have trouble getting it up. It's because they're going into boob overload! It's the first stage; lack of hard-ons.

"Most white American men" ? How absurdly stupid.

Ah well... that's the price of freedom.

But when is the price too much? WHEN I ask you!

...and on occasion you would prefer her without clothes...would you not?
well of course, but on in the bedroom, and in the bathroom, she should be clean

BULLSHIT.
It seems most of the society doesn't think that way. Otherwise men would be advised to use bras too. A topless male draws less attention than a topless female. Geez, if it were bullshit we wouldn't be having this discussion.

Beaches in most warm/hot countries tend to have quite a few of them. Damn Ireland and our crappy cold weather.

Germany and the baltic sea are hardly warm.

Also check out scandinavian countries. Women love to go with their boobs out there.

"Most white American men" ? How absurdly stupid.
No, what's absurd is that I forgot the sarcasm tags once more.

It seems most of the society doesn't think that way. Otherwise men would be advised to use bras too. A topless male draws less attention than a topless female. Geez, if it were bullshit we wouldn't be having this discussion.
excuse me but bras aren't about covering anything up.....they are about support, and believe me I have seen some men that need...uh...support

yuck.

No, what's absurd is that I forgot the sarcasm tags once more.
They should make those a real feature, with double-finger signs going around whatever you say in them, of the "this is really believable" type rather than the "you haven't cut our index and middle fingers off yet, the French, we can still fire our longbows at you!" type, obviously.

excuse me but bras aren't about covering anything up.....they are about support, and believe me I have seen some men that need...uh...support

yuck.
A fat man in a bra. *dies*

A fat man in a bra. *dies*
Rik Waller has struck again!

Aiee!

well of course, but on in the bedroom, and in the bathroom, she should be clean


behind the woodshed
til I'm screaming for more...

Here, folks.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33260

Read it.

behind the woodshed
til I'm screaming for more...
mmm, noise...

behind the woodshed
til I'm screaming for more...
You said 'wood'! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's what boys who've been through puberty and like girls (URRR!) get! HAHAHAHA!

Here, folks.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33260

Read it.
The Onion has never made a better arguement.

I demand more boobs!

I demand more boobs!
I Second!

I Second!
The people of Rome demand boobs!

I play Star Wars Battlefront II online quite a bit, and lately when I host my own sessions, I've been using the name "TOUCH MY BOOBS!" Odd...I get a full session everytime... :p

I move that men not be allowed to show their chests EITHER :)

(yes I'm quasi serious)

Equality doesn't have to mean more lasciviousness/nudity

Equality can be fining men for going around exposed too. I would fully support this action.

The human body is beautiful, but for many reasons it is best to keep it under wraps (both male AND female)

That way we don't have to suffer with the 80% of the population that doesn't look good nekkid, just for the sake of the 20% that does.

I am a man, and I never go around topless. I think it indecent :)

The people of Rome demand boobs!
Go to the beaches near Rome. Boobs will be the least you'll see.

BREASTS FOR EVERYONE!

I think the obvious solution is to give all men breast implants, really BIG ones. that way everyone gets used to having boobies and dont get all worked up about them.

Also huge comedy value. Especially for olympic sprinters :D

BREASTS FOR EVERYONE!

I think the obvious solution is to give all men breast implants, really BIG ones. that way everyone gets used to having boobies and dont get all worked up about them.

Also huge comedy value. Especially for olympic sprinters :D


Mate, if I had my own breasts, I'd have no reason to leave the house....

BREASTS FOR EVERYONE!

I think the obvious solution is to give all men breast implants, really BIG ones. that way everyone gets used to having boobies and dont get all worked up about them.

Also huge comedy value. Especially for olympic sprinters :D
... :headbang: why don't we just legalize the woman breast, and leave the men alone

Mate, if I had my own breasts, I'd have no reason to leave the house....
You don't have that many reasons to leave the house right now. ;)

I repeat, we don't need more visible female chests, just less visible male ones :)

I move that men not be allowed to show their chests EITHER :)

(yes I'm quasi serious)

Equality doesn't have to mean more lasciviousness/nudity

Equality can be fining men for going around exposed too. I would fully support this action.

The human body is beautiful, but for many reasons it is best to keep it under wraps (both male AND female)

That way we don't have to suffer with the 80% of the population that doesn't look good nekkid, just for the sake of the 20% that does.

I am a man, and I never go around topless. I think it indecent :)

... :headbang: why don't we just legalize the woman breast, and leave the men alone

Because breasts are great and there needs to be another six billion of them.



You can never have too many breasts. just look at Eccentrica Gallumbits, The Triple Breasted Whore Of Eroticon Six.

Hooray for the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!

Well I'm from up here in Ontario Canada and a few years back an 18 year old girl heading home from school was hot so she took her top off. This led to her arrestt, a fight for her rights in the courts and eventually the legalization of a womens right to be topless in public in the province of Ontario. I can now let it all hang out. Woot!
Except of course I don't, nor have I ever seen anyone else do it. I've heard rumors about it happening at the beach but even that is somewhat rare at least in my city.
In fact it hasn't had much effect at all except a few bylaws about where it's actually appropriate to be topless (no shoes, no shirt, no service. kind of stuff) and a really great pun on Ontario's slogan "Ontario, yours to discover" which became "Ontario yours to uncover" on t-shirts everywhere. It still makes me smile.
The point is I have that right and even if I choose never to exercise it, that doesn't invalidate that it is my right to do the same as any male.

Breasts can be seen anytime anyway. Any ten year old can go on the internet and see them in 30 seconds even with the most dilligent nanny program. (Trust me I have a ten year old cousin) Instead of propagating "Girls bodies are dirty and should be hidden as the shameful evilness they are" we need to start teaching kids that their bodies are beautiful and to be respected. Shame is not a deterrent it just screws people up. Honesty and openess can't do any worse than current practises.
There's also something wrong with telling 52% of the population that their body is bad but the other 48% is fine what with the lack of a little fatty tissue and a couple of very useful glands. Equality is a basic human right it's time for the female majority to start exercising it.
Here I'll start (. )(. )



On a side note, since 52% of the world population is female (and according to the University of California the male chromosone is slowly going extinct) imagine if all the woman got together and backed their own political party. (picture it without bias or stupid stereotype) Imagine what changes there would be in the world.

You don't have that many reasons to leave the house right now. ;)

No, because I've got a live-in girlfriend. Don't need to go hunting for boobs. ;)

(and according to the University of California the male chromosone is slowly going extinct)

...

http://www.wi.mit.edu/news/archives/2003/dp_0618.html

Go to the beaches near Rome. Boobs will be the least you'll see.
The people of Rome demand boobs on NS!

type in 55378008 on your calculator and turn it upside down

I think you mean 55318008

unless you did mean 55378008, which isnt as good.

I think you mean 55318008

unless you did mean 55378008, which isnt as good.

707+707=1414

What can I say? Most white american men have trouble getting it up. It's because they're going into boob overload! It's the first stage; lack of hard-ons.

Dude, I think you should specify when you're just projecting...

I myself believe that as long women, for example, don’t go up to people and say.”(except if it is in private ) Can you oil up my melons.” I could care less what they wear, but I believe every person should have to wear bottoms to cover up the area I don’t really want to see because I would hate to have some 80 year old person running up and down the beach (vomits just thinking about the inhumanity)

I would like to see bare chested women get the same treatment as bare chested men in this country. I want to mow the lawn with my top off. I wanna go topless at the pool. I want to see bare chested women on COPS.

More than all of that, I want people to stop teaching their kids that boobs are shocking. They are NOT shocking or indecent. What is indecent is a man, who can walk around with no shirt on any time he wants, signing a law increasing the fine for anyone who doesn't play along with this "dirty pillows", christian, double-standard agenda.
Amen to that. I have absolutely no problem with boobs. They're truly wonderful things, and it's a shame to hide them.

Psychologically, the kind of puritanical standards we have in the United States (and elsewhere, though not Rome) are very unhealthy. Telling people that their bodies are wrong is the best way to make them neurotic.

There was a star covering Janet Jacksons nipple, her breast wasn't even really exposed.

I myself believe that as long women, for example, don’t go up to people and say.”(except if it is in private ) Can you oil up my melons.” I could care less what they wear, but I believe every person should have to wear bottoms to cover up the area I don’t really want to see because I would hate to have some 80 year old person running up and down the beach (vomits just thinking about the inhumanity)
what's wrong with that area? it's just part of the body. why discriminate against old people

I say nudity for all!



(except my fat ass neighbor.....:eek: )

Here, folks.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33260

Read it.

Eh, I prefer this one. . .

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28817

I would like to see bare chested women get the same treatment as bare chested men in this country. I want to mow the lawn with my top off. I wanna go topless at the pool. I want to see bare chested women on COPS.

I've never understood the double standard. I was quite pleased when Canadian courts struck down the prohibition on public toplessness for women.

I move that men not be allowed to show their chests EITHER :)

(yes I'm quasi serious)

Equality doesn't have to mean more lasciviousness/nudity

Equality can be fining men for going around exposed too. I would fully support this action.

The human body is beautiful, but for many reasons it is best to keep it under wraps (both male AND female)

That way we don't have to suffer with the 80% of the population that doesn't look good nekkid, just for the sake of the 20% that does.

I am a man, and I never go around topless. I think it indecent :)

If you think it's indecent, then don't do it. It's not other people's responsibility not to offend you. Remember: "My body - my right to dangle."

Laws against exposing breasts in public are probably made by people like me. You know, the jealous flat-chested ones that keep losing our guys to the buxom lot.

Laws against exposing breasts in public are probably made by people like me. You know, the jealous flat-chested ones that keep losing our guys to the buxom lot.

I thought you said B-cup? Sides, you haven't lost me, have you? Now, whether or not that's a good thing....

Decency of boobs is transitory and lessens with great age

I thought you said B-cup? Sides, you haven't lost me, have you? Now, whether or not that's a good thing....

How do you know my cup-size?

I myself believe that as long women, for example, don’t go up to people and say.”(except if it is in private ) Can you oil up my melons.” I could care less what they wear, but I believe every person should have to wear bottoms to cover up the area I don’t really want to see because I would hate to have some 80 year old person running up and down the beach (vomits just thinking about the inhumanity)

By long women do you mean those who only buy the bikini bottom and tuck the boobs into it?

I knew one of them. As a young woman she had a hummingbird tattooed onto her breast. It eventually turned into a condor later in life.

How do you know my cup-size?

Because you told us?

How do you know my cup-size?

It wasnt me who told, I swear!

boobs are just boobs-deal with it, its just another right wing'fear the human form'piece of reactionary tripe.fare nuff, if its on public tv dont show them deliberatly cos it will offend someone-but an accidental boob flash is nothing to panic about-it wont bring about the end of humanity as we know it.

There's nothing wrong with boobs. Public breastfeeding, no problem there. That's my opinion. I think that clothing certainly has a place in human culture. However, if somebody wished not to be clothed that's fine with me, depending on the locale and circumstance. You need to respect some peoples wishes not to see public nudity, but on private property (fully open private property) anything should be legal. Beaches as well, that's fine with me. But like, in the middle of a busy city, or sports arena, I don't know. That would just seem weird. God forbid, some ancient married couple sits next to me nude on an airplane,long flight, I'd probably puke. There is of course, the flipside of a pair of nubile young vixens sitting next to me naked a movie theater, then that could be interesting. There's give an take in all situations. :p

excuse me but bras aren't about covering anything up.....they are about support, and believe me I have seen some men that need...uh...support

yuck.
Yeah, I don't think the bra thing has the least thing to do with coverage, seeing as how bras are UNDERWEAR. You know, things you wear under your clothes? Hence, you've already got those areas pretty well covered.

Bras are about support. I'd wear one even if I were allowed to go around nude, because the twins tend to bounce uncomfortably if I try to run without some support. But I don't see any good reason why I shouldn't be able to take my top off at the beach, or walk around topless on a hot day.

Yeah, I don't think the bra thing has the least thing to do with coverage, seeing as how bras are UNDERWEAR. You know, things you wear under your clothes? Hence, you've already got those areas pretty well covered.

Bras are about support. I'd wear one even if I were allowed to go around nude, because the twins tend to bounce uncomfortably if I try to run without some support. But I don't see any good reason why I shouldn't be able to take my top off at the beach, or walk around topless on a hot day.

When I was stationed in Germany, American men would stare at topless German women who were at the lakeside.

They took pictures like crazy. You would think that they had never seen a breast before.

Yeah, I don't think the bra thing has the least thing to do with coverage, seeing as how bras are UNDERWEAR. You know, things you wear under your clothes? Hence, you've already got those areas pretty well covered.

Bras are about support. I'd wear one even if I were allowed to go around nude, because the twins tend to bounce uncomfortably if I try to run without some support. But I don't see any good reason why I shouldn't be able to take my top off at the beach, or walk around topless on a hot day.

The twins? You call them "the twins"?

The twins? You call them "the twins"?
Well, I used to call them Fat Bill and Vundergluten, but my boyfriend found that a bit disconcerting.

Well, I used to call them Fat Bill and Vundergluten, but my boyfriend found that a bit disconcerting.

Yes. I can certainly see how that might be disconcerting. But I didn't really envision you as the type to name your body parts.

Well, I used to call them Fat Bill and Vundergluten, but my boyfriend found that a bit disconcerting.
go back to those names, much better

Well, I used to call them Fat Bill and Vundergluten, but my boyfriend found that a bit disconcerting.

Fraternal or identical twins?

A women's chest is more sexual then a man's chest (in the opinion of the majority - which obviously is all that matters). And, well, we all know that sex is evil except when it's used for baby making.

Hard to know what that means, exactly.

However, some anthropologists have theorized the male fascination with female breasts, and the reason why human females evolved such disproportionately large breasts (as compared to our relatives the great apes), is that they are suggestive of an upturned ass. The upturned ass, of course, signifies a readiness to copulate, making large breasts enticing for the male.

That is one theory, anyway.

Well, I used to call them Fat Bill and Vundergluten, but my boyfriend found that a bit disconcerting.

Was Bill on the left or the right?

Hard to know what that means, exactly.

However, there are some anthropologists who have theorized that the male fascination with female breasts, and the reason why human females evolved such disproportionately large breasts (as compared to our relatives the great apes), is that they are suggestive of an upturned ass. The upturned ass, of course, would signify a readiness to copulate, making large breasts enticing for the male.

That is one theory, anyway.
I guess that makes sense

In reaction to Janet Jackson's now famous Superbowl "wardrobe malfunction", President Bush signed into law a bill that increases the amount that the FCC can fine a broadcaster to $325,000 per incident.

What is the deal with a boob popping out? It's a boob! So what? Babies all over the world press their face up against one everyday. What makes a boob so "indecent"?

I would like to see bare chested women get the same treatment as bare chested men in this country. I want to mow the lawn with my top off. I wanna go topless at the pool. I want to see bare chested women on COPS.

More than all of that, I want people to stop teaching their kids that boobs are shocking. They are NOT shocking or indecent. What is indecent is a man, who can walk around with no shirt on any time he wants, signing a law increasing the fine for anyone who doesn't play along with this "dirty pillows", christian, double-standard agenda.

FFS! I'm mad!

( . )( . ) <---there. how's that for indecent???

NOTHING is indecent about them!

NOTHING is indecent about them!
I belive thats what the person which you quoted was triying to say

FFS! I'm mad!

( . )( . ) <---there. how's that for indecent???

Im livid too!

http://basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/ttiwwop.gif

I belive thats what the person which you quoted was triying to say
I know I was answering the question and agreeing with them.
Although I will admit to doing o somewhat vehemently. (I'm mad about it too.)

You know what??? WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO AROUND NEKKID IN PUBLIC!!! I'm serious! :eek:

You know what??? WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO AROUND NEKKID IN PUBLIC!!! I'm serious! :eek:
THINK OF THE CHILDREN

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Eww, you want us to think of the naked children?

[QUOTE=Unrestrained Merrymaki]I would like to see bare chested women get the same treatment as bare chested men in this country. I want to mow the lawn with my top off. I wanna go topless at the pool. I want to see bare chested women on COPS.

[QUOTE]

I knew there was an up-side to the women's lib thing... ;)

Eww, you want us to think of the naked children?
touche my dear sir, touche

I'm naked right now. Seriously. Well, not entirely. I'm still wearing socks.

Possibly having mixed saunas being used from an early age, like in Germany, would help this.

That said, the religious right would go mental about this, and a sauna won't be too popular in, say, Texas, I imagine.

Might be good in the northern states, though.

In some parts of Texas, where I grew up, for example, the weather already makes you feel like you're in a sauna, so it'd be kinda pointless.

That said, I'm not sure what the big deal is about women being topless either.

I'm naked right now. Seriously. Well, not entirely. I'm still wearing socks.
at least your feet are not cold

tits..boobs...ninnys...knockers...gotta luv ' em .

tits..boobs...ninnys...knockers...gotta luv ' em .
Ninnys? Really? Where I live, a ninny is a stupid/foolish individual. I would never apply such a negative term to my torso tom-toms.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

They can go naked too. :)

In some parts of Texas, where I grew up, for example, the weather already makes you feel like you're in a sauna, so it'd be kinda pointless.

That said, I'm not sure what the big deal is about women being topless either.


Tell me about it. I grew up in Texas. Who needs a sauna when you've got the Gulf of Mexico?

Ninnys? Really? Where I live, a ninny is a stupid/foolish individual. I would never apply such a negative term to my torso tom-toms.

torso tom-toms...I should make a list of these. *opens notepad*

torso tom-toms...I should make a list of these. *opens notepad*

From Goerge Carlin's List of 2,443 dirty words:

Breasts

APPLES
BALCONY
BALLOONS
BANGERS
BAZONGAS
BAZOOMS
BEAN BAGS
BIG BROWN EYES
BON-BONS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOTTLES
BOULDERS
BULLETS
BUMPERS
BUSTERS
BUTTERBAGS
CANTELOUPES
GAZONGAS
GLANDS
GLOBES
GRAPEFRUITS
GUAVAS
HANDFUL
HAND-WARMERS
HEADERS
HEADLIGHTS
HILLS
HONKERS
HOOTERS
HOWITZERS
JABOOS
JIBS
JUGS
JUMBOS
KAZONGAS
KNOBS
KNOCKERS
LACTOIDS
LOAVES
LOBLOLLIES
LOVE BUBBLES
LOVE MUFFINS
LULUS
LUNGS
MAMMETS
MAMS
MANGOES
MEATBALLS
MEAT LOAVES
MELONS
MILK CANS
MILK SHOP
MOUNDS
MOUNT OF LILIES
MOUNTAINS
MUFFINS
MULLIGANS
MURPHIES
NANCIES
NATURE'S FONTS
NIBLETS
NINNIES
NIPPERS
NODULES
NOOGIES
NUBBIES
NUTS
ORANGES
ORBS
OTTOMANS
PAIR
PALOOKAS
PAPAYAS
PAPS
PEACHES
PEAKS
PEARS
PECTS
PEEPERS
PILLOWS
PIPS
POKERS
PONTOONS
POTATOES
PUMPKINS
PUMPS
RIB CUSHIONS
ROUNDIES
SANDBAGS
SCONES
SCOOPS
SET
SHAKERS
SHIMMIES
SKIN SACKS
SNUGGLE PUPS
SPHERES
SPUDS
STACKS
STUFFING
SWEATER MEAT
SWEET ROLLS
SWINGERS
TAMALES
TETONS
TIDBITS
TITS
TITTERS
TITTIES
TOMATOES
TOOTERS
TORPEDOES
TWANGERS
TWIN PEAKS
TWOFERS
UMLAUTS
UPPER DECK
WALDOS
WARHEADS
WARTS
WATERMELONS
WHOPPERS
WOBBLERS
WONGAS
YABBOS
YAMS
ZEPPELINS


:D

I commend you LG...

That takes talent.

Or a nice copy/paste function.

:D

From Goerge Carlin's List of 2,443 dirty words:

Breasts

APPLES
BALCONY
BALLOONS
BANGERS
BAZONGAS
BAZOOMS
BEAN BAGS
BIG BROWN EYES
BON-BONS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOTTLES
BOULDERS
BULLETS
BUMPERS
BUSTERS
BUTTERBAGS
CANTELOUPES
GAZONGAS
GLANDS
GLOBES
GRAPEFRUITS
GUAVAS
HANDFUL
HAND-WARMERS
HEADERS
HEADLIGHTS
HILLS
HONKERS
HOOTERS
HOWITZERS
JABOOS
JIBS
JUGS
JUMBOS
KAZONGAS
KNOBS
KNOCKERS
LACTOIDS
LOAVES
LOBLOLLIES
LOVE BUBBLES
LOVE MUFFINS
LULUS
LUNGS
MAMMETS
MAMS
MANGOES
MEATBALLS
MEAT LOAVES
MELONS
MILK CANS
MILK SHOP
MOUNDS
MOUNT OF LILIES
MOUNTAINS
MUFFINS
MULLIGANS
MURPHIES
NANCIES
NATURE'S FONTS
NIBLETS
NINNIES
NIPPERS
NODULES
NOOGIES
NUBBIES
NUTS
ORANGES
ORBS
OTTOMANS
PAIR
PALOOKAS
PAPAYAS
PAPS
PEACHES
PEAKS
PEARS
PECTS
PEEPERS
PILLOWS
PIPS
POKERS
PONTOONS
POTATOES
PUMPKINS
PUMPS
RIB CUSHIONS
ROUNDIES
SANDBAGS
SCONES
SCOOPS
SET
SHAKERS
SHIMMIES
SKIN SACKS
SNUGGLE PUPS
SPHERES
SPUDS
STACKS
STUFFING
SWEATER MEAT
SWEET ROLLS
SWINGERS
TAMALES
TETONS
TIDBITS
TITS
TITTERS
TITTIES
TOMATOES
TOOTERS
TORPEDOES
TWANGERS
TWIN PEAKS
TWOFERS
UMLAUTS
UPPER DECK
WALDOS
WARHEADS
WARTS
WATERMELONS
WHOPPERS
WOBBLERS
WONGAS
YABBOS
YAMS
ZEPPELINS


:D

Wow, saved me a lot of work. Anyone wanna add some personal favorites?

Wow, saved me a lot of work. Anyone wanna add some personal favorites?

"Rack" isn't up there...

"Rack" isn't up there...

Neither is "Cans" or "Bombs"

Luv bubbles is my new favorite....gotta go get me some....night now...:D


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear...gimme some luv bubbles....



I'l trade for a nice popsicle...:D :D :D :D

yeah, I thought that was a pretty funny double standard too.

anyway, the problem with boobs (as you so delicately put it) is that they make babies and grown men alike drool and it's mostly a sanitation problem, do you know what kinds of germs are in your saliva????
though if they were not so forboden I have a feeling a lot of that reaction would dim down

What is so indecent about BOOBS?

Their jiggly-ness.

I'd go through girlfriends faster than rosie odonnel at a cupcake factory. Little marksman would be popping up to say hello waay too often.

Ban boobs in public, for my girlfriends.

And yes, breasts are more sexual for women than men...

DK-what would give you a bigger woody?

A woman's chest

or

A man's chest?

(If you answer A, you're straight. If you answered B, you're gay and stay away from me!)

:D

It's largely economic. As long as they (women's breasts and genitalia) are "indecent", men will pay to see them. A whole industry would go under if female nudity and semi-nudity became commonplace.

Words for boobs?

Milkshakes!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, its better than yours...

Crap. Thats stuck in my head now. Its never going to go away...

Nothing's all that indecent about boobs. They're sacks of fat and glands with nipples slapped on top.

Not to say they aren't nice, but so are plenty of parts of the human anatomy that aren't considered 'dirty'. :p

Well, I used to call them Fat Bill and Vundergluten, but my boyfriend found that a bit disconcerting.
My girlfriends got james and elwood

The way I see it, the sexualization of breasts is a purely societal function. Our tradition is to hide the woman's chest, thus increasing the desire to see the breasts. It is similar to countries where women hide their head hair, and thus the affront of seeing a woman's hair exposed is very great, even scandalous, and in some places, illegal. There are peoples, such as those that once inhabited the Hawaiian Islands, who saw female breasts as nothing more than vessals to nourish a child, and certainly no man popped a boner from seeing the things out in the open. In conclusion, what's the big deal with seeing breats? It's societal. I, like any male from a western country, am more likely to view breasts in a sexual way, because from birth they were hidden from us and told by those who came before that they must be covered. So, if you want to get laws passed to allow women to bare their breasts, it would go a long way to desexualizing breasts. But at the same time, few legislators would agree to such things, certainly not Bush or anyone up his alley, but more liberal types, would be willing to push for any such laws. So, there you have it. To get laws passed to let women "bare :headbang: breasts" you must first begin to desexualize them in the public's eye. However, do do this, you mus get men who view them as sexual objects already to pass these laws. In other words, very hard, and unfortunately, as I see nothing wrong with a woman shirtless, unlikely any time soon.

though if they were not so forboden I have a feeling a lot of that reaction would dim down
sure after a while.

I have only one objection to baring my breasts in public. My sunscreen bills would go up astronomically. I'm very fair skinned and the girls just couldn't stand the exposure to the sun.

Wow, saved me a lot of work. Anyone wanna add some personal favorites?
he forgot ta-ta's

and what my girls call them.......although I can't repeat that on here......

I have only one objection to baring my breasts in public. My sunscreen bills would go up astronomically. I'm very fair skinned and the girls just couldn't stand the exposure to the sun.
I sunbathed in the nude once.......it hurts to get your breasts sunburned, although not as much as it hurts other areas...... like your butt, that's way no fun...

I believe you've completely desexualized boobs for me.:eek:
I'll hope it wears off, life is less fun without boobs.:D

Wow, saved me a lot of work. Anyone wanna add some personal favorites?

Fun bags

I suppose desexualizing breasts is overall a good thing, but it would take away their power.

I believe you've completely desexualized boobs for me.:eek:
I'll hope it wears off, life is less fun without boobs.:D
*two guys in a Mayan temple; in a large hall with a treasure on a pedastal*
guy1: Wait. It could be booby-trapped.
guy2: That's okay. I like boobies.
guy1: Good point. Let's go.
*guy2 steps forward and gets shot by cliche poison arrow trap*
guy2[clutching his throat]: Those aren't boobies!
guy1: Haha! You fail at archaeology!

There's prolly a moral or something in there, but I'm too lazy to find it.;)

Another term for boobs: Chesticles.

One of the less attractive ones, I know, but all the same, it's there.


So, in order to get the political power to legalize toplessness, one of us is going to have to start the Topless Party.

Another term for boobs: Chesticles.

One of the less attractive ones, I know, but all the same, it's there.


So, in order to get the political power to legalize toplessness, one of us is going to have to start the Topless Party.

Or the Peekin' Freedom Party

Now I've got that stupid milkshake song stuck in my head! :mad:

I'm all for it. I've never seen the need for women to keep them under wraps myself.

I doubt I can convince my fiancee of this though.

I actually would appreciate this. I'm not sure I'd really want to go around quite that naked, but I would appreciate being allowed to take off my shirt when it's really hot. Actually, my pants too... but mainly the shirt...

Another term for boobs: Chesticles.

One of the less attractive ones, I know, but all the same, it's there.


So, in order to get the political power to legalize toplessness, one of us is going to have to start the Topless Party.
I nominate the first woman willing to fulfill the requirements.

I actually would appreciate this. I'm not sure I'd really want to go around quite that naked, but I would appreciate being allowed to take off my shirt when it's really hot. Actually, my pants too... but mainly the shirt...
Yeah, I don't really see the problem with that.;)

I nominate the first woman willing to fulfill the requirements.

The... requirements, huh?

The... requirements, huh?
Yes. Why? Are you willing to put yourself up for nomination? For the improvement of civil liberties, of course.:D

Yes. Why? Are you willing to put yourself up for nomination? For the improvement of civil liberties, of course.:D

Yeah, in the privacy of my own bedroom, maybe. Hardee har har har, FD. Now, a shirtless party would work just fine with me. But I happen to like my bra, thank you, it is very useful.

Yeah, in the privacy of my own bedroom, maybe. Hardee har har har, FD. Now, a shirtless party would work just fine with me. But I happen to like my bra, thank you, it is very useful.Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the overall good of the team and social progress

Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the overall good of the team and social progress

I believe in the I in team. Trust me. I'll use my imagination and find a way to spell it with an I if I have to.
And I'm trying to run off to bed now, so, good night, maybe I'll look at anything else directed at me tomorrow.

In reaction to Janet Jackson's now famous Superbowl "wardrobe malfunction", President Bush signed into law a bill that increases the amount that the FCC can fine a broadcaster to $325,000 per incident.

What is the deal with a boob popping out? It's a boob! So what? Babies all over the world press their face up against one everyday. What makes a boob so "indecent"?

I would like to see bare chested women get the same treatment as bare chested men in this country. I want to mow the lawn with my top off. I wanna go topless at the pool. I want to see bare chested women on COPS.

More than all of that, I want people to stop teaching their kids that boobs are shocking. They are NOT shocking or indecent. What is indecent is a man, who can walk around with no shirt on any time he wants, signing a law increasing the fine for anyone who doesn't play along with this "dirty pillows", christian, double-standard agenda.

FFS! I'm mad!

( . )( . ) <---there. how's that for indecent???
I've never seen George Dubya or any other US politician with their shirt off.
I don't mind women exposing their breast to breast feed if they have twins or Irish twins then they 'can' expose both of their breasts.
But you can't leave a useless tit lieing around it has to be in use or you should put it away.

Also the problem with the Superbowl was that it was a jackup.
'Oh it was a wardrobe malfunction'
Yeah right and i'm the Queen of Sheba!:rolleyes:

I could probably agree with men having to wear shirts all the time but then i think nah.

Boobs are indecent even if they are so sexy.

( . )( . ) <---there. how's that for indecent???

(. Y .) is better, but only when on a caculator...


I love school!:p

Yeah, in the privacy of my own bedroom, maybe. Hardee har har har, FD. Now, a shirtless party would work just fine with me. But I happen to like my bra, thank you, it is very useful.
It's the Topless Party, actually. And I wouldn't object to a bra. Actually, I don't really care at all. It doesn't matter.

(. Y .) is better, but only when on a caculator...


I love school!:p
7734-Is better with the other four.

*snip*
Quite so. But then, I am behind total freedom over clothing or the lack thereof.

Basically, I'm not too bothered what you do.:p

Quite so. But then, I am behind total freedom over clothing or the lack thereof.

Basically, I'm not too bothered what you do.:p

I for one welcome Unrestrained Merrymaki mowing her lawn with her boobs getting the fresh air and sunshine. It is long overdue IMHO.

I commend you LG...

That takes talent.

Or a nice copy/paste function.

:D

Maybe both. :)

I for one welcome Unrestrained Merrymaki mowing her lawn with her boobs getting the fresh air and sunshine. It is long overdue IMHO.
If she wants to make a stand i say she should do it here!

Come on Merrymaki get your gear off!

I find it particularly funny that there is currently a huge movement to encourage women to breastfeed their babies instead of using bottles, yet at the very same time we are engaged in actively asserting that uncovered boobies will bring about the collapse of society as we know it.


Breastfeeding IS part of the foundation of decent society.

But politicians are bottle-babies.
Just goes to show you, doesn't it?

Marriage - Parenthood - Breastfeeding!

(.)(.) *starts a new campaign*

hehehe

http://www.kinkydress.com/uploaded/boobs.jpg

Ten pages in and nobody's said "get your tits out for the lads" in an annoying football-hooligan voice? Oh deary, deary me, I am sickened and horrified. We're not becoming civilised, are we?

Clothes are to keep you warm and nothing else. If you are warm enough and don't wish to wear any, then don't. It's no skin off anyone else's nose.

I have this theory that says all humans love boobs.

I believe even a heterosexual woman, can appreciate a fine rack on another woman, even if she doesnt care to do anything other than look.

I also believe that secretly, even gay men are fond of boobs.
Theres a primal little part of our brains that says "Boobs=Good".

All women secretly hate each other, mainly due to Boob-envy.

I have this theory that says all humans love boobs.

I believe even a heterosexual woman, can appreciate a fine rack on another woman, even if she doesnt care to do anything other than look.

I also believe that secretly, even gay men are fond of boobs.
Theres a primal little part of our brains that says "Boobs=Good".

All women secretly hate each other, mainly due to Boob-envy.
:)

Oh yeah, boobs are good!

Even medieval saints were in favour of boobs.
St. Nick was reputed to breastfeed orphans.

(.)(.)

Oh yeah, boobs are good!

Even medieval saints were in favour of boobs.
St. Nick was reputed to breastfeed orphans.

(.)(.)


With his own boobs, or did he rent a few out?

And how old were these orphans?

Cuz you just cant go around breast-feeding 12 year olds.

Cuz you just cant go around breast-feeding 12 year olds.
Many of them probably wouldn't complain about having a pair shoved in their face.

Cuz you just cant go around breast-feeding 12 year olds.
There was that tv programme a few weeks ago about the mother still breastfeeding her eight year old...

There was that tv programme a few weeks ago about the mother still breastfeeding her eight year old...


Whaaaaaat?

are you kidding?

Ws he taking it right from the tap, so to speak?

Many of them probably wouldn't complain about having a pair shoved in their face.


They would if the aformentioned pair belonged to Mom.

Whaaaaaat?

are you kidding?

Ws he taking it right from the tap, so to speak?
It was a girl, and yes, she was getting it as fresh as can be.

The husband quite enjoyed it, too. She made a comment about how she the kid has to 'fight to save her milk from Daddy'.

Weird family.

It was a girl, and yes, she was getting it as fresh as can be.

The husband quite enjoyed it, too. She made a comment about how she the kid has to 'fight to save her milk from Daddy'.

Weird family.

^.^

Being a close family is one thing, but that is simply scarily close.

With his own boobs, or did he rent a few out?

And how old were these orphans?

Cuz you just cant go around breast-feeding 12 year olds.

His own boob.
Twas a miracle of course.
I don't recall how old the orphan in question was, but I think it was a foundling.

Coincidentally, there is a little book in the local library called Britain 500AD.
It is a travelogue of stories about Britain at that time, with the narrator being a secretary of the East Roman Emperor.

He narrates the tale of the Celtic custom of noblemen symbolically breastfeeding commoners ( not slaves ), thus signifiying their protection and free status.

(.) (.)

America, Land of the Free* (*Freedom does not include freedom from harm, freedom of expression, freedom of speech etc)

tbh I'd get some human-rights (and NO, the US STILL hasnt signed the human rights act) before complaining that theres not enough boobage in society.

But just visit any beach/sunbathing place in Europe... its a norm and accepted that women can sunbathe topless...
But saying that... reminds me of a scene from the movie 'Eurotrip'.....

Ooh, I just remembered something actually relevant. A court in Britain recently ruled that it isn't illegal to sunbathe naked in your own garden.
I'd get references but I'm too lazy; I read it in the Daily Express, so it must be true. Try news.bbc or something.

Possibly having mixed saunas being used from an early age, like in Germany, would help this.

As some people may know, sauna is originaly from Finland and you sure can notice it if you visit Finland. Breast-feeding in café is everyday thing that nobody cares about. But in USA the land is controlled by religion much more than Finland or Germany. There's the reason why one boob can cause a disaster.
Kinda funny that a super-power can be controlled by boobs.

Boobs are only indecent if used properly ;)

I Second!i second...again!

Beaches in most warm/hot countries tend to have quite a few of them. Damn Ireland and our crappy cold weather.


Ahhhh but thank God for your pretty women, and the beer!

There was that tv programme a few weeks ago about the mother still breastfeeding her eight year old...


Yeah we made that one.;)

i've grown up in a community where the monthly beach clean-ups we do are attended by 10 or so women 3-5 men, two teenage boys, ages 14 and 16, a 13 year old girl (me), and two 9 year old girls.

all the adults...are COMPLETELY NAKED!

*le gasp!*

and this is in the United States! California to be precise, which may have something to do with it, but whatever.

boobs aren't a big deal.

i have to agree with all the people who say that boobs are only dirty because they're kept hidden all the time. Europe has the right idea. there's nothing wrong with them.

hail to the uber low-cut shirts and nude beaches!

<33

There was that tv programme a few weeks ago about the mother still breastfeeding her eight year old...
:eek: :eek: :eek:

As long as guys (for whatever reason, whether traditional, religious, acclimation, whatever) obsess about boobs, they're going to be indecent... because that's how girls (and society) tends to think.

So obviously, you get more if you care less. Yay apathy.

As long as guys (for whatever reason, whether traditional, religious, acclimation, whatever) obsess about boobs, they're going to be indecent... because that's how girls (and society) tends to think.

So obviously, you get more if you care less. Yay apathy.

Hmmm...in that case...

I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.

*waits, hoping*

Hmmm...in that case...

I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.

*waits, hoping*

*raises eyebrow, but not shirt*

*raises eyebrow, but not shirt*

Oh bugger. :p

*raises eyebrow, but not shirt*
But I gave you chocolates.;)

I know it's hard for people to understand sometimes ;)

But us Men have a hormone called testotarone, this is released when they.. well you know... and sometimes seeing boobs releases this hormone, making the situation a little... uncomortable.

So it is a possibility that... you know.... it might be a little inapropiate if you flash your breasts in public.

But I gave you chocolates.;)

Is that really all it takes? :eek:

But I gave you chocolates.;)

Well, for you, maybe, but not Cluich. He hasn't given me chocolates yet. :D

Well, for you, maybe, but not Cluich. He hasn't given me chocolates yet. :D

Ta-da!

http://www.chocolateswan.com/images/chocolates.jpg

Ta-da!

http://www.chocolateswan.com/images/chocolates.jpg

Ooooh, I like the rose! Hmm... I may accept your chocolates too, then.

Ooooh, I like the rose!

Thought you might. ;)

Thought you might. ;)

Good boy :fluffle:

Good boy :fluffle:

W00T! :fluffle:

W00T! :fluffle:

Ah, we now have a happy boy-toy... er, fluffler, fluffler, that's what I meant... ;)

Ah, we now have a happy boy-toy... er, fluffler, fluffler, that's what I meant... ;)

Fluffler...yeah...riiiiiiiight... ;)

Fluffler...yeah...riiiiiiiight... ;)

Oh, I wasn't saying anything... :fluffle:
Repeat after me: P&P wasn't saying anything :fluffle:

I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.
I don't care about boobs.


Keep talking like that and you'll turn gay :p

Oh, I wasn't saying anything... :fluffle:
Repeat after me: P&P wasn't saying anything :fluffle:

P&P wasn't saying anything
P&P wasn't saying anything
P&P wasn't saying anything
P&P wasn't saying anything
P&P wasn't saying anything
P&P wasn't saying anything
:fluffle:

Keep talking like that and you'll turn gay :p

Shush, I'm trying to lull the boobs into a false sense of security... :p

Keep talking like that and you'll turn gay :p
Too late. He's past the point of no return.:p

P&P wasn't saying anything
P&P wasn't saying anything
P&P wasn't saying anything
P&P wasn't saying anything
P&P wasn't saying anything
P&P wasn't saying anything
:fluffle:

Good boy :fluffle:

Good boy :fluffle:

And I can be even better... ;)

Oh, I wasn't saying anything... :fluffle:
Repeat after me: P&P wasn't saying anything :fluffle:
So, uh, when do you intend to fulfill your end of the bargain?;)

And I can be even better... ;)

Oh really... Well then!

Shush, I'm trying to lull the boobs into a false sense of security... :p

Sure :rolleyes:

So, uh, when do you intend to fulfill your end of the bargain?;)

What, you mean pulling up shirt and showing you my gorgeous chest in a sexy winered bra? Fine. *pulls up shirt. gorgeousity ensues*

What, you mean pulling up shirt and showing you my gorgeous chest in a sexy winered bra? Fine. *pulls up shirt. gorgeousity ensues*

"Gorgeousity" -- nice! LOL

What, you mean pulling up shirt and showing you my gorgeous chest in a sexy winered bra? Fine. *pulls up shirt. gorgeousity ensues*

are you leaning or is one lower?

What, you mean pulling up shirt and showing you my gorgeous chest in a sexy winered bra? Fine. *pulls up shirt. gorgeousity ensues*
:eek: Ooo, very nice. I'm happy now.:)
*returns to ridiculosity*

are you leaning or is one lower?

ZING! :D

are you leaning or is one lower?

Well, to use the computer, sort of... :D

Well, to use the computer, sort of... :D
So it's actually lower, but only when you use the computer?:p

So it's actually lower, but only when you use the computer?:p

You annoying bum! You know what I mean.

Anyway, I have to run for a bit. I'll probably be back in an hour or two.

You annoying bum! You know what I mean.

Anyway, I have to run for a bit. I'll probably be back in an hour or two.
It wouldn't be so funny if I didn't. Annoyance is one of my many specialties.;)

"Bring back boobies!"

Aye, the cry of the perverted... :rolleyes:

"Bring back boobies!"

Aye, the cry of the perverted... :rolleyes:

Or the pathetically desperate. ;)

( . )( . ) <---there. how's that for indecent???
Actually

(oYo) are better.

It goes like this:

. . = a?
(.)(.) = b?
(.Y.) = c?
(oYo) = d?
( O Y O ) = mmm?

Forget where I heard that...

People have considered boobs "immoral" for millenia (frickin ancient Jews...:mad: putting your archaic laws in the Bible!)

But people who will do more than say "please put a shirt on" are the most ack-basswards of Fundies.

It's bad enough seeing a pear-shaped man topless.
I'd shudder to think of the 300lb+ women going around topless.

You are already seeing her thighs in those too-tight knit shorts she wears to Walmart. What the hell difference would it make? Ugly is ugly, and its rarely underwraps...

You are already seeing her thighs in those too-tight knit shorts she wears to Walmart. What the hell difference would it make? Ugly is ugly, and its rarely underwraps...

Why do 300+lbs women inherently have to be ugly? Heavy, sure, but why ugly?

It seems most of the society doesn't think that way. Otherwise men would be advised to use bras too. A topless male draws less attention than a topless female. Geez, if it were bullshit we wouldn't be having this discussion.

I do a total rubberneck to look at a well tanned six-pack. I think men's chests are terribley sexy. Much sexier than his penis, which is covered. And if what you say is true, its only because we all gawk at what we rarely get to see...good OR bad. Might be boobs...might be a trainwreck. So what?

I do a total rubberneck to look at a well tanned six-pack. I think men's chests are terribley sexy. Much sexier than his penis, which is covered. And if what you say is true, its only because we all gawk at what we rarely get to see...good OR bad. Might be boobs...might be a trainwreck. So what?

That is very true. They so are.

That, unfortunately, is also very true.

Mate, if I had my own breasts, I'd have no reason to leave the house....

If I had a penis, I wouldn't leave either....LOL In fact, I doubt if I would eat, work or sleep...just play with it all day.

If I had a penis, I wouldn't leave either....LOL In fact, I doubt if I would eat, work or sleep...just play with it all day.

You must have a lucky boyfriend.

On a side note, since 52% of the world population is female (and according to the University of California the male chromosone is slowly going extinct) imagine if all the woman got together and backed their own political party. (picture it without bias or stupid stereotype) Imagine what changes there would be in the world.

Or a topless march on Washington. I would march in that. That would be a GAS!

In reaction to Janet Jackson's now famous Superbowl "wardrobe malfunction", President Bush signed into law a bill that increases the amount that the FCC can fine a broadcaster to $325,000 per incident.

What is the deal with a boob popping out? It's a boob! So what? Babies all over the world press their face up against one everyday. What makes a boob so "indecent"?

I would like to see bare chested women get the same treatment as bare chested men in this country. I want to mow the lawn with my top off. I wanna go topless at the pool. I want to see bare chested women on COPS.

More than all of that, I want people to stop teaching their kids that boobs are shocking. They are NOT shocking or indecent. What is indecent is a man, who can walk around with no shirt on any time he wants, signing a law increasing the fine for anyone who doesn't play along with this "dirty pillows", christian, double-standard agenda.

FFS! I'm mad!

PENIS PENIS PENIS!

PENIS PENIS PENIS!
( . )( . ) <---there. how's that for indecent???

penis penis penis!

When I was stationed in Germany, American men would stare at topless German women who were at the lakeside.

They took pictures like crazy. You would think that they had never seen a breast before.

Groan. And how fucking embarassing is THAT? American men acting like total retards overseas....thats more embarrassing to me than the boobs. Repression causes perversion and retards growth.

Well, I used to call them Fat Bill and Vundergluten, but my boyfriend found that a bit disconcerting.

ROFLMAO!!!

Why do 300+lbs women inherently have to be ugly? Heavy, sure, but why ugly?
Oddly for this topic, due to the total unnoticability of the boobs.
Or at least, that's part of it.

Groan. And how fucking embarassing is THAT? American men acting like total retards overseas....thats more embarrassing to me than the boobs. Repression causes perversion and retards growth.

Hmm... that sounds like something I wrote in an essay having to do with The Vagina Monologues.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

The ones with the tit in their mouth or the bottle fed ones?

Their jiggly-ness.

Jello must be indecent too, then.

It's largely economic. As long as they (women's breasts and genitalia) are "indecent", men will pay to see them. A whole industry would go under if female nudity and semi-nudity became commonplace.

Like it has in the Netherlands? <smirk>

Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the overall good of the team and social progress

I think about this from time to time. First, you lay out the case with a fine team of lawyers, preferabley those with civil rights backgrounds because it is, after all, an equality issue. Then you plan the event. Something big. Like a topless march on washington. Get as many as you can peacefully arrested. Set the case in motion. Fight it. Win it.

I've never seen George Dubya or any other US politician with their shirt off.
I don't mind women exposing their breast to breast feed if they have twins or Irish twins then they 'can' expose both of their breasts.
But you can't leave a useless tit lieing around it has to be in use or you should put it away.

Also the problem with the Superbowl was that it was a jackup.
'Oh it was a wardrobe malfunction'
Yeah right and i'm the Queen of Sheba!:rolleyes:

I could probably agree with men having to wear shirts all the time but then i think nah.

Boobs are indecent even if they are so sexy.

Well, I don't believe it was really a wardrobe malfunction either, which is why I put it in quotes. But why didn't she FIGHT IT??? That's what I don't get....

If she wants to make a stand i say she should do it here!

Come on Merrymaki get your gear off!

I have been topless in public too many times to count. It freaks my friends out and I get a laugh out of it. It's always like, "Jesus Christ! Put your shirt back on!" or "Dear God, here we go again...." LOL

As some people may know, sauna is originaly from Finland and you sure can notice it if you visit Finland. Breast-feeding in café is everyday thing that nobody cares about. But in USA the land is controlled by religion much more than Finland or Germany. There's the reason why one boob can cause a disaster.
Kinda funny that a super-power can be controlled by boobs.

You just inspired me to name my boobs: BUSH & CHENEY

You just inspired me to name my boobs: BUSH & CHENEY

YES! *applauds*

I know it's hard for people to understand sometimes ;)

But us Men have a hormone called testotarone, this is released when they.. well you know... and sometimes seeing boobs releases this hormone, making the situation a little... uncomortable.

So it is a possibility that... you know.... it might be a little inapropiate if you flash your breasts in public.

Your horniness is irrelevant.

Your horniness is irrelevant.

Yeah - your horniness is no reason why we have to change our behavior! Just learn how to restrain yourselves. Sheesh.

Why do 300+lbs women inherently have to be ugly? Heavy, sure, but why ugly?

ok, I beg forgiveness. you are absolutely right of course.

You must have a lucky boyfriend.

He's not complainin! =D

ok, I beg forgiveness. you are absolutely right of course.

*bows* Thank you.

It was done in bad taste, that's why. >_>

It was a cheap gimmick by FOX--I mean, dammit, if you watch the clips, he has his hand over her chest for about a second or so. Maybe less, by not by much. Not even good acting. -_-

It was done in bad taste, that's why. >_>

It was a cheap gimmick by FOX--I mean, dammit, if you watch the clips, he has his hand over her chest for about a second or so. Maybe less, by not by much. Not even good acting. -_-

Fox just has issues.
Hmm... It's like Ann Coulter's miniskirt! Their material is so bad that they need sex appeal to interest their own demographic!

I think about this from time to time. First, you lay out the case with a fine team of lawyers, preferabley those with civil rights backgrounds because it is, after all, an equality issue. Then you plan the event. Something big. Like a topless march on washington. Get as many as you can peacefully arrested. Set the case in motion. Fight it. Win it.
It worked at University of Texas

Or maybe it was Texas A&M?

Cant remember. Anyway one of them has won the right to for women jog on the track and do anything else topless that men do topless

In reaction to Janet Jackson's now famous Superbowl "wardrobe malfunction", President Bush signed into law a bill that increases the amount that the FCC can fine a broadcaster to $325,000 per incident.

What is the deal with a boob popping out? It's a boob! So what? Babies all over the world press their face up against one everyday. What makes a boob so "indecent"?

I would like to see bare chested women get the same treatment as bare chested men in this country. I want to mow the lawn with my top off. I wanna go topless at the pool. I want to see bare chested women on COPS.

More than all of that, I want people to stop teaching their kids that boobs are shocking. They are NOT shocking or indecent. What is indecent is a man, who can walk around with no shirt on any time he wants, signing a law increasing the fine for anyone who doesn't play along with this "dirty pillows", christian, double-standard agenda.

FFS! I'm mad!

( . )( . ) <---there. how's that for indecent???




Breats, Mama. They're called breasts, and every woman has them!

You just inspired me to name my boobs: BUSH & CHENEY
why not, after all, boobs are like politics, there's a left and a right, both have points that most people want covered and everyone whats to play with em.

In reaction to Janet Jackson's now famous Superbowl "wardrobe malfunction", President Bush signed into law a bill that increases the amount that the FCC can fine a broadcaster to $325,000 per incident.

What is the deal with a boob popping out? It's a boob! So what? Babies all over the world press their face up against one everyday. What makes a boob so "indecent"?

I would like to see bare chested women get the same treatment as bare chested men in this country. I want to mow the lawn with my top off. I wanna go topless at the pool. I want to see bare chested women on COPS.

More than all of that, I want people to stop teaching their kids that boobs are shocking. They are NOT shocking or indecent. What is indecent is a man, who can walk around with no shirt on any time he wants, signing a law increasing the fine for anyone who doesn't play along with this "dirty pillows", christian, double-standard agenda.

FFS! I'm mad!

( . )( . ) <---there. how's that for indecent???

It's clearly a cultural thing. As many people have posted, there are different standards in different countries. So there seem to be a couple of options for those of you who seem to have the most extreme feelings on this one way or the other: Actively seek to change your culture's standards at the risk of alienating your neighbours -OR- Move to another country with cultural standards that better suit your philosophies.

Just another thought though while we're all whooping about the contradictory nature of public (in)decency: What body parts are indecent? Why? (and) How much flesh is too much flesh? The questions are rhetorical as there are no right answers (though probably lots of wrong ones).

There was a time not all THAT long ago when we dressed ourselves top to toe as far as was reasonably possible (in our so-called 'civilised' nations, anyhow). Exposure of a bit of ankle or a bare arm could have been considered deeply erotic. By comparison, we casually expose vast amounts of flesh without causing a second glance. Or do we? Those of us who strip off, are we so naive not to imagine that some are being lustfully observed, some are being scorned, and yet ALL are being judged? Perhaps that's why breasts remain largely concealed? Not all lustful observation is desired, and I personally don't know any women who actively want to be judged or scorned for the mass of her mammories.

Also - in terms of the media (mainstream) - another inconsistency, but one that puts the shoe on the other foot....kinda:

Genitals. What are we permitted to see? With a guy (unless it's really cold or he's really unfortunate) if we see a frontal nude shot, one cannot escape his penis. It's there, though we're apparently not allowed to see it errect. With a gal, we see the pudenda and (where applicable) the pubic hair. We are not permitted (on the 'w'hole) to see the bit that excites us chaps: the labias, clitoris, vagina, etc. Does this point to another reason for the breasts being covered up? Are decency laws set im place to keep male urges under control?

It is generally considered that men are aroused more by visual stimulus while women are aroused more by sensual or contextual stimulus. I can't really comment on the validity of this. Pleanty of laddish women will express their excitement over a particularly hunky fella stripping down. But is that having an equivalent effect as a bunch of rowdy guys watching a beautiful women strip off?

Like it or not, there are differences between the sexes beyond the biological. We are driven differently. However much we strive for equality in society, it is short sighted to choose not to consider such a factor in legislating for issues such as these. Where people then feel oppressed in some way - as though they are having freedoms removed from them, they will often fail to accept the responsibilities that come with their freedoms. This seems to be the culture we live in - that someone else is always responsible for everything because we can't possibly face the burden of responsibility.

So if a women walked around with her charlies hanging out and she gets leered at, it will be the leery guys fault - not hers for defying common sense. So she feels justified in her upset over unwanted (though not unsolicited) reactions.

In all this, how often have we heard women complain that a guy holds a conversation with her breasts and not her face? Well, if the person who started this thread got her way and had women parading their baps on the counter, she must deal with this consequence, or choose not to excercise her new-found right.



Kin Wicked
Leader of, and Breast Inspector General for the Wikaedian People.

Possibly having mixed saunas being used from an early age, like in Germany, would help this.

That said, the religious right would go mental about this, and a sauna won't be too popular in, say, Texas, I imagine.

Might be good in the northern states, though.

Yeah, I have been to resorts locally. They are like a KOA but everyone is nude. It's not a big freaking deal people, we are all human we all look the same with clothes off. Having stigmas attacked to body parts was something I never understood.

I would like to see bare chested women get the same treatment as bare chested men in this country.


Me too. Men shouldn't be allowed to go topless either! More often than not, it's just nasty.

A law that only attractive people could go topless would be ok, except that it would be unfair and hard to enforce.

Me too. Men shouldn't be allowed to go topless either! More often than not, it's just nasty.

A law that only attractive people could go topless would be ok, except that it would be unfair and hard to enforce.

And hard to just get the theoretical part, too. I mean, everyone has different ideas for what is attractive - so how are we supposed to judge that?

And hard to just get the theoretical part, too. I mean, everyone has different ideas for what is attractive - so how are we supposed to judge that?

The entertainment industry tries to do that.

I know it's hard for people to understand sometimes ;)

But us Men have a hormone called testotarone, this is released when they.. well you know... and sometimes seeing boobs releases this hormone, making the situation a little... uncomortable.

So it is a possibility that... you know.... it might be a little inapropiate if you flash your breasts in public.


Meh. That's the same argument the Taliban used to force women to wear burkas and paint over the first-floor windows of their houses. "Who cares if you're getting sick from a Vitamin D deficiency, you have to cover up because men can't be expected to control themselves!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!111" :p

I'm not saying that the argument has no merit, but it would probably be easier to just say that men with that little self-control shouldn't be allowed out it public. ;)


On a side note, since 52% of the world population is female (and according to the University of California the male chromosome is slowly going extinct) imagine if all the woman got together and backed their own political party. (picture it without bias or stupid stereotype) Imagine what changes there would be in the world.

I don't think it would affect the pace of change at all. Are there any issues for which the majority of women lean one way and the majority of men lean the other? Plenty of women are anti-abortion (which is not precisly the same thing as anti-choice). One of my Aunts isn't even that excited about basic "women's issues" like equal pay for equal work, she would prefer that women didn't work outside the home at all, on the premise that if women weren't flooding the workforce then men would get paid more, which would make it much easier for women who prefer to be homemakers to do so. In order to get the participation of 100% of women their platform would have to be really bland, obvious and inoffensive, just like any other party that tries to appeal to 52% of the population. Full of statements like: Pie is good, as long as no one is forced to eat or prepare the pie against their will, and the pie is made without causing harm to others. Mmm, pie.


You know what??? WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO AROUND NEKKID IN PUBLIC!!! I'm serious! :eek:

Hmm, I don't know about that. Would you really want to sit on a chair, naked, that some other naked guy had been sitting on moments before? One day I watched an episode of The Simple Life (it was a slow TV night) where the girls worked at a nudest camp, and to deal with the problem of sitting where other naked guys have sat before everybody had to sit on a towel rather than directly on the upholstery. Maybe it's just me, but I think wearing shorts is easier than carrying around a towel.

My apartment building has a lounge with cable TV in it that everyone is allowed to use. It sounds like a good idea, to promote socializing with your neighbours and whatnot, but in practice it is a little icky. In the summer the topless guys sit in there, pressing their sweaty, greasy backs into the upholstery. It leaves stains, and I don't like it. It wouldn't bother me at the beach, but indoors it is icky.

Oh yeah, boobs are good!

Even medieval saints were in favour of boobs.
St. Nick was reputed to breastfeed orphans.

(.)(.)

That isn't particularly miraculous. Uncommon, but not miraculous.
http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html

I thought the problem with boobs was obvious. After all, they are a source of nutrition that cannot be disassembled and deposited in the dishwasher, therefore entirely evil. Furthermore, it's like they're staring at you. Just plain creepy.

Of course there's the reverse argument: B(.)(.)BS are people, too! Even the saggy ones.

The entertainment industry tries to do that.

Yeah, but it has issues and is not the government.
Of course, if you just use the "has issues" bit, you'd never know the difference...

I have been topless in public too many times to count. It freaks my friends out and I get a laugh out of it. It's always like, "Jesus Christ! Put your shirt back on!" or "Dear God, here we go again...." LOL
Get your gear off here!;)
*starts a petition*

(.)(.)(.)

Breastfeeding an 8 year old is criminal, there's no biological reason for it, it's just wrong. Once teeth come in it's done.

I think breastfeeding is great, natural and healthy but.. It's really not something that needs to be done in public. It's nature and all but we are no longer animals living in the trees. We have certain things to keep in mind as civilized people. Breastfeed all you want just not as you're sipping your frapuccino at Starbucks. Or I might just start to pee on the floor next to you, that's natural and urine is sterile.

Oh yeah but I don't have a problem with ladies running around topless, just don't want to see someone sucking on them.

Fox just has issues.
Hmm... It's like Ann Coulter's miniskirt! Their material is so bad that they need sex appeal to interest their own demographic!

They know the base is voting with one hand and jerking off with the other....

Breats, Mama. They're called breasts, and every woman has them!

You got the reference, yay! ^5!

That isn't particularly miraculous. Uncommon, but not miraculous.
http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html

Filtered category.

Anyway: (.)(.) For family - God - Country.

( Eat THAT, Bush...)

why not, after all, boobs are like politics, there's a left and a right, both have points that most people want covered and everyone whats to play with em.

OMG Junii, you HAVE to put that on a T-shirt! That's GREAT! LOLOLOL

It's clearly a cultural thing. As many people have posted, there are different standards in different countries. So there seem to be a couple of options for those of you who seem to have the most extreme feelings on this one way or the other: Actively seek to change your culture's standards at the risk of alienating your neighbours -OR- Move to another country with cultural standards that better suit your philosophies.

Not just because of the boob thing, but because of my left-leaning in all areas political. I believe that after I have my kids grown I will relocate. I prefer the Carribean over Europe; only the middle east is out of the question. There is not much in Kansas to hold me here. I live in one of two small liberal populations in the state (which are also the most rapidly growing areas economically, which I find particularly interesting while the red areas of the state continue to decline), but once I leave town, I am surrounded by ignorance and intolerance.

Another very real reason to relocate is that by the time I am 70, social security will be a distant memory. I have no savings and my investments are few. If I don't emmigrate (move away to) a socialist leaning country, I won't survive.

It is generally considered that men are aroused more by visual stimulus while women are aroused more by sensual or contextual stimulus. <snip> Like it or not, there are differences between the sexes beyond the biological. We are driven differently. However much we strive for equality in society, it is short sighted to choose not to consider such a factor in legislating for issues such as these.

So its a man's world, and that's that, eh? Women are also visually aroused, but suppose they weren't, for the sake of argument...lets move onto the other senses. Does the fact that women are aroused by the sense of touch prevent the sale of silky undies? Does the fact that women are aroused by the sense of smell prevent men from wearing cologne? Does the fact that women are aroused by romance prevent men from buying roses, diamonds, champagne or weekends away? Of course not! It makes no sense to legislate around one gender's sexuality while ignoring the other's.