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single or in a relationship?

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Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:05
Which are you? And which is better?
The South Islands
13-06-2006, 05:08
Single :(

Wait, are you a woman? You wanna have an internet romance?
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:09
Single :(

Wait, are you a woman? You wanna have an internet romance?


Nope..im a single male...but i can put on a wig, if you want :p
Megaloria
13-06-2006, 05:10
I'm not ashamed to say I'd settle for a fuck buddy.
Kulikovo
13-06-2006, 05:11
I am single :(

My girlfriend broke up with me last year.
The South Islands
13-06-2006, 05:11
Nope..im a single male...but i can put on a wig, if you want :p

Meh, I'm flexible if you're flexible. :)
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:11
I'm not ashamed to say I'd settle for a fuck buddy.

who wouldn't?? :p
Europa Maxima
13-06-2006, 05:13
Single, not unhappy, but would prefer having a boyfriend that I can actually tolerate.
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:13
Meh, I'm flexible if you're flexible. :)


puts on wig and lipstick..

here's what i look like as a woman (http://www.digital-laughter.com/images/artist/ugly.jpeg)

so...hey baby lmao!
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 05:14
'Single but wanting a relationship' will be quite popular, methinks.
British Stereotypes
13-06-2006, 05:14
I'm a single woman. Who wants a mail-order bride? :rolleyes:
Kulikovo
13-06-2006, 05:14
puts on wig and lipstick..

here's what i look like as a woman (http://www.digital-laughter.com/images/artist/ugly.jpeg)

so...hey baby lmao!

AAAHHH!!!!! :eek:
Megaloria
13-06-2006, 05:15
Liasia']'Single but wanting a relationship' will be quite popular, methinks.

Not as popular as "I have a girlfriend on the internet" would be if it were there.
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 05:16
Single and loving it.

*dances*
The South Islands
13-06-2006, 05:17
puts on wig and lipstick..

here's what i look like as a woman (http://www.digital-laughter.com/images/artist/ugly.jpeg)

so...hey baby lmao!

Hey, I'll take what I can get.

*fluffles greatly*
The Nazz
13-06-2006, 05:18
My current relationship has lasted almost as long as my marriage did--this one is infinitely better, no question. And while I liked being single, I like being in a good relationship better. Desperation can make you do things you're ashamed of.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 05:18
Not as popular as "I have a girlfriend on the internet" would be if it were there.
I have one, shes called 'teagan presley'. She makes my penis smile.
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:18
Single and loving it.

*dances*
I could change that if you'd like :p
Terror Incognitia
13-06-2006, 05:19
If you'd asked me a few weeks ago...
But I'm taken now, and....she's lovely *smiles shyly*.
Sorry to buck the trend of the thread :fluffle:
Megaloria
13-06-2006, 05:19
Liasia']I have one, shes called 'teagan presley'. She makes my penis smile.

The teeth must be inconvenient.
Insert Quip Here
13-06-2006, 05:19
Where's the "single and in a relationship" option?
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:19
My current relationship has lasted almost as long as my marriage did--this one is infinitely better, no question. And while I liked being single, I like being in a good relationship better. Desperation can make you do things you're ashamed of.




Yeah ask my dad about my stepmom...:D
The Mindset
13-06-2006, 05:20
Technically single, but seeing someone on a regular basis for sex.
Bumboat
13-06-2006, 05:20
I'm a single woman. Who wants a mail-order bride? :rolleyes:

Is that offer only for meant for men?
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 05:20
I could change that if you'd like :p
You're welcome to try, but you're only going to be left wasted and broken-hearted like many before you.
Megaloria
13-06-2006, 05:20
Technically single, but seeing someone on a regular basis for sex.

Keep living the dream!
Terrorist Cakes
13-06-2006, 05:21
Single.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 05:21
The teeth must be inconvenient.
Not really. I find them charming, in their own special way.
British Stereotypes
13-06-2006, 05:21
Is that offer only for meant for men?
It is. Are you a rich handsome American man? [/russian accent]
Kulikovo
13-06-2006, 05:22
Who wants to date me?

*Prepares for disappointment and ego shattering remarks*
The Mindset
13-06-2006, 05:23
Keep living the dream!
I doubt it'll continue for much longer with this person, but I'll find someone new afterwards. :)
British Stereotypes
13-06-2006, 05:24
Who wants to date me?

*Prepares for disappointment and ego shattering remarks*
I thought you'd never ask...

You'll do, until I get a better offer. :p
Kulikovo
13-06-2006, 05:25
I thought you'd never ask...

You'll do, until I get a better offer. :p

How about that AIM? How could you do better than me?
Bumboat
13-06-2006, 05:26
It is. Are you a rich handsome American man? [/russian accent]

Ummm 3 out of 4 isn't bad right?
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:27
Who wants to date me?

*Prepares for disappointment and ego shattering remarks*


Hey, sounds a lot like my life!
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 05:27
I could change that if you'd like :p

you want to turn:


Single and loving it.

*dances*


into

Taken and hating it.

*lament*


???:confused:???
Kulikovo
13-06-2006, 05:28
Hey, sounds alot like my life!

Yeah, the good guys always lose out :(
British Stereotypes
13-06-2006, 05:28
Ummm 3 out of 4 isn't bad right?
That all depends on how rich you are...
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:30
Yeah, the good guys always lose out :(


Is that not the truth....Man I hate how chicks always go for the dick heads....Why can't the all like me??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:32
you want to turn:




into



???:confused:???


Duh, I want nothing more than to make The lady's life a living hell :p
Bumboat
13-06-2006, 05:32
That all depends on how rich you are...

So if I'm rich enough the other three don't matter? Woot!
Kulikovo
13-06-2006, 05:33
So if I'm rich enough the other three don't matter? Woot!

You'll always be lonely :upyours:
Kulikovo
13-06-2006, 05:34
Is that not the truth....Man I hate how chicks always go for the dick heads....Why can't the all like me??!?!?!?!?!?!?

It sadly is the truth. But girls also like guys who are funny. Humor is my strong point :D
Europa Maxima
13-06-2006, 05:35
It sadly is the truth. But girls also like guys who are funny. Humor is my strong point :D
I could hire you to be my clown then. :) Sort of like a jester. Ooh, and I could use a whip if you failed me. Sound good to you? Only problem is, I'm not a girl. :/
NERVUN
13-06-2006, 05:35
Engaged. She'll get to finalize her ownership of me in slightly less than two months.
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 05:35
you want to turn:

into

???:confused:???
Actually, if he tries I'm going to turn him from
I SO HOPEFUL I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!
to
I want to die...*groan*

Life's fun indeed. :D
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:36
It sadly is the truth. But girls also like guys who are funny. Humor is my strong point :D


Well a certain NSer thinks I am rather charming and somewhat humourus...Her opinion has to account for something about me, no?
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 05:36
It sadly is the truth. But girls also like guys who are funny. Humor is my strong point :D
Confidence is good too. And being older than the girl, that always helps.
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 05:37
I could hire you to be my clown then. :) Sort of like a jester. Ooh, and I could use a whip if you failed me. Sound good to you? Only problem is, I'm not a girl. :/
Europa, you'll always be a girl to me. ;)
Kulikovo
13-06-2006, 05:37
Well a certain NSer thinks I am rather charming and somewhat humourus...Her opinion has to account for something about me, no?

You are correct sir!
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:37
Engaged. She'll get to finalize her ownership of me in slightly less than two months.


Im sorry...haha
Europa Maxima
13-06-2006, 05:40
Europa, you'll always be a girl to me. ;)
So we can still be lesbian together! ^^
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:40
I could hire you to be my clown then. :) Sort of like a jester. Ooh, and I could use a whip if you failed me. Sound good to you? Only problem is, I'm not a girl. :/


Wait, you whip failures? Sounds like a damn good job to me!
Entropic Creation
13-06-2006, 05:41
I seem to be the lone taken and not too happy about it.

It seems like whenever I find a girl that I can have a relationship, despite all protestations to the contrary in the beginning, she quickly wants me to settle down. The most open minded and independent woman seems to get transformed into a monogamous domestic within a month of dating me.

Alas, by the time the truth of her nature comes out I am sufficiently involved not to dump her.

I suppose the old adage is true:
Women get a man with the idea that she will change him, and he doesnt.
Men get a woman in the hopes she wont change, and she does.
Europa Maxima
13-06-2006, 05:41
Wait, you whip failures? Sounds like a damn good job to me!
Well...one other thing...there is no pay. Those who fail, get whipped. Those who succeed...they just tend to vanish. :eek:
British Stereotypes
13-06-2006, 05:43
So we can still be lesbian together! ^^
I want in on that...
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 05:43
Married and loving it... BUT I get the best of both worlds. We include others for extra fun.
Kulikovo
13-06-2006, 05:44
I want in on that...

Me too! :D
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 05:45
Actually, if he tries I'm going to turn him from

to


Life's fun indeed. :D


then I sure hope he tries. To start off and to really rub it in, send me nudes of yourself that I can greedily not share while gloating about it.
British Stereotypes
13-06-2006, 05:45
Me too! :D
Err...I thought he was a gay man, but if you're sure...
Bumboat
13-06-2006, 05:46
I want in on that...

Me Too! :fluffle:
Kulikovo
13-06-2006, 05:46
Err...I thought he was a gay man, but if you're sure...

Wait? What's going on?

*Slowly backs away*
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:47
Me too! :D

Ill just tape it ...for later....usage;)
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 05:47
So we can still be lesbian together! ^^
wait? I'm a lesbian now? I swear somebody just told me I was straight a couple of minutes ago. Damn you people are confusing me. :p
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:49
then I sure hope he tries. To start off and to really rub it in, send me nudes of yourself that I can greedily not share while gloating about it.


Fluck...I want nude pictures to not share with anyone!
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 05:50
then I sure hope he tries. To start off and to really rub it in, send me nudes of yourself that I can greedily not share while gloating about it.
teehee, you wish, mister. I really don't wish Zilam would attempt it cuz I'd feel guilty afterwards. :(
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 05:50
mmm gay male lesbians - *petitions for a spot in the orgy*

what, no orgy? then why were these flyers being handed out?

they weren't?

*throws petition away*
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 05:51
Fluck...I want nude pictures to not share with anyone!

i'd send them but then you'd turn gay because i'm that fine and dandy
New Zero Seven
13-06-2006, 05:52
"me sooo hoooorrrnnny! me luv you loooong time!!!!"
- unknown

:fluffle:
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 05:52
wait...let me get this straight. Who are in Europa and my orgy? Bring forth your name, lest I get confused!
Europa Maxima
13-06-2006, 05:52
i'd send them but then you'd turn gay because i'm that fine and dandy
Well no risk here. :p
Kreitzmoorland
13-06-2006, 05:53
Just broke up with my boyfriend. So I don't know that "loving it" would be the best terminology at this point, because it was a pretty fraught decision, but I'm happy overall with this state of affairs.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 05:53
"me sooo hoooorrrnnny! me luv you loooong time!!!!"
- unknown

:fluffle:
Full metal jacket, obviously.
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 05:53
teehee, you wish, mister. I really don't wish Zilam would attempt it cuz I'd feel guilty afterwards. :(

Thats the beauty of the plan. I end up with a spot free conscience and some hot newds.
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:53
teehee, you wish, mister. I really don't wish Zilam would attempt it cuz I'd feel guilty afterwards. :(


Don't worry, I won't attempt anything on you. What type of guy do yo think I am anyway? Some sort of whore, or something?
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 05:55
wait...let me get this straight. Who are in Europa and my orgy? Bring forth your name, lest I get confused!

*scrambles to get the petition he tossed away*


Here I have 13 thousand names of people that want me in the orgy.

What? yes that is a strange coincidence that all the signatures have similar writing. Good call.
British Stereotypes
13-06-2006, 05:55
Don't worry, I won't attempt anything on you. What type of guy do yo think I am anyway? Some sort of whore, or something?
I never thought that you was a whore, I wasn't expecting to pay you. I just thought you were a man-slut.
Zilam
13-06-2006, 05:56
I never thought that you was a whore, I wasn't expecting to pay you. I just thought you were a man-slut.


Oh, just a man-slut? thats ok by me
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 05:56
Well no risk here. :p


Well then - perhaps you can get some then.

Maybe a picture also. ;)
Bumboat
13-06-2006, 05:56
wait...let me get this straight. Who are in Europa and my orgy? Bring forth your name, lest I get confused!

Oooh! Me! I'm in. :)
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 06:04
Thats the beauty of the plan. I end up with a spot free conscience and some hot newds.
hahahaha. Dream on, boy. Maybe one day, when you're mature enough to handle it. :p
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 06:05
Don't worry, I won't attempt anything on you. What type of guy do yo think I am anyway? Some sort of whore, or something?
Well, I was thinking something along the lines of desperate, but sure. :p
Europa Maxima
13-06-2006, 06:06
Well then - perhaps you can get some then.

Maybe a picture also. ;)
Well I always love seeing who's giving it to me, so a pic would be a must. :)
Bumboat
13-06-2006, 06:06
hahahaha. Dream on, boy. Maybe one day, when you're mature enough to handle it. :p

Exactly! You don't want to give nudes to a boy. :eek:
You want to give them to a sweet an innocent woman like me! ;)
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 06:09
Exactly! You don't want to give nudes to a boy. :eek:
You want to give them to a sweet an innocent woman like me! ;)
:eek:

Liar, liar, pants on fire! Yer ain't a woman. Now, scat!
Zilam
13-06-2006, 06:10
Well, I was thinking something along the lines of desperate, but sure. :p

Desperate...Why I never....Oh what of it?!?!? Just because because I am inable to get laid without begging for it, does not mean I am less of a man.:D
Zilam
13-06-2006, 06:11
:eek:

Liar, liar, pants on fire! Yer ain't a woman. Now, scat!


i...I...Im a girly...-puts on a dress-... Now you can share them pictures with me!
Bumboat
13-06-2006, 06:14
:eek:

Liar, liar, pants on fire! Yer ain't a woman. Now, scat!

*looks down shirt, sees breasts* Are you sure?
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 06:15
i...I...Im a girly...-puts on a dress-... Now you can share them pictures with me!
gah! Must I beat you people back? Don't make me bring on the spatula!
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/ladamesansmerci/spatulaofdoom.jpg
Zilam
13-06-2006, 06:15
*looks down shirt, sees breasts* Are you sure?


Well the only way to be sure of that is to let me see your breast, to make sure you really are a woman.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 06:16
Well the only way to be sure of that is to let me see your breast, to make sure you really are a woman.
Dude! Get a g/f, seriously.
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 06:17
hahahaha. Dream on, boy. Maybe one day, when you're mature enough to handle it. :p


So then never? :p
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 06:18
So then never? :p
*nods*

Glad we're past that idiotic phase.
Zilam
13-06-2006, 06:18
gah! Must I beat you people back? Don't make me bring on the spatula!
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j187/ladamesansmerci/spatulaofdoom.jpg


"Silly bitch, your weapons do not hurt me. Do you know who I am?

Im the Juggernaut,bitch"
http://home.att.net/~raidcon/juggernaut.jpg


God, that cartoon does not ever get old...
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 06:18
Well I always love seeing who's giving it to me, so a pic would be a must. :)

you should try it blindfolded next time - besides - I lied, you'd wish you were blindfolded once you gazed upon my pic
Terror Incognitia
13-06-2006, 06:19
I'd join the orgy but the girlfriend wouldn't like it :p
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 06:20
:eek:

Liar, liar, pants on fire! Yer ain't a woman. Now, scat!


scat? ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Zilam
13-06-2006, 06:20
Liasia']Dude! Get a g/f, seriously.


I suppose you are right. Ill start the bidding right now. Who wants to be my e-lover. Ill start you off at $10 an hour!
Ladamesansmerci
13-06-2006, 06:20
"Silly bitch, your weapons do not hurt me. Do you know who I am?

Im the Juggernaut,bitch"
http://home.att.net/~raidcon/juggernaut.jpg

God, that cartoon does not ever get old...
Okay, so you accidentally took to many steroids. Get an operation done or something.
Europa Maxima
13-06-2006, 06:22
you should try it blindfolded next time - besides - I lied, you'd wish you were blindfolded once you gazed upon my pic
Oh come now, I'm sure you're exaggerating. And if you aren't, well then you could simply blindfold me anyway. ;)
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 06:23
Oh come now, I'm sure you're exaggerating. And if you aren't, well then you could simply blindfold me anyway. ;)

that does sound like fun

I've been doing some kidnapping roleplay with my wife recently - blindfold and fuzzy handcuffs :D

fun stuff

also, I don't know how old you are and wont be giving porn to youngsters... well there is one way I could find out - give me your credit card details :cool:
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 06:24
I suppose you are right. Ill start the bidding right now. Who wants to be my e-lover. Ill start you off at $10 an hour!
Well, a party might be a good start y'know. Get a bit drunk, go for a 'walk'. Worked for me:p
Zilam
13-06-2006, 06:24
that does sound like fun

I've been doing some kidnapping roleplay with my wife recently - blindfold and fuzzy handcuffs :D

fun stuff


Ok, now thats a little too much for me.
Cryrilla
13-06-2006, 06:25
I'm engaged. Will be Married in 3 months.
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 06:26
I'm engaged. Will be Married in 3 months.


congrats!
Europa Maxima
13-06-2006, 06:26
that does sound like fun

I've been doing some kidnapping roleplay with my wife recently - blindfold and fuzzy handcuffs :D

fun stuff

also, I don't know how old you are and wont be giving porn to youngsters... well there is one way I could find out - give me your credit card details :cool:
Well you're welcome to give it a go. :) I won't scratch...too much.

Check my profile for my age. As for my credit card details, not on your life. ;)
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 06:30
Well you're welcome to give it a go. :) I won't scratch...too much.

Check my profile for my age. As for my credit card details, not on your life. ;)

dont say I didnt warn you
Europa Maxima
13-06-2006, 06:31
dont say I didnt warn you
I have my blindfold ready just in case. ;)
Sumamba Buwhan
13-06-2006, 06:33
I have my blindfold ready just in case. ;)

TG

and good night!
Europa Maxima
13-06-2006, 06:34
TG

and good night!
Nighty. ;)
Sherrillo
13-06-2006, 06:41
Don't believe me? look me up, http://www.myspace.com/sherrillo
=)
Chellis
13-06-2006, 06:42
I'm neither...

God, why do relationships have to be so complicated, when you just want to love?
Anglachel and Anguirel
13-06-2006, 06:42
Hmm... where's the option for "Have a 'significant other' who's not officially a girlfriend, and I like it that way"?

Girlfriends get too demanding. It's just plain intolerable. Well, not entirely, but it does get annoying.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 06:43
Don't believe me? look me up, http://www.myspace.com/sherrillo
=)
That picture made me lol. Sorry, but it's true.
Anglachel and Anguirel
13-06-2006, 06:45
I'm neither...

God, why do relationships have to be so complicated, when you just want to love?
Amen to that, whoever you are.:fluffle:
Zilam
13-06-2006, 06:48
Liasia']That picture made me lol. Sorry, but it's true.

Damnit, you had to say it made you LOL...so I had to look...Now I am lol...
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 06:50
Damnit, you had to say it made you LOL...so I had to look...Now I am lol...
At least he looks pleased with himself...
Zilam
13-06-2006, 06:55
Liasia']At least he looks pleased with himself...


And what more can one ask for?


Well besides like a hot chick to bang...but thats besides the point
Bumboat
13-06-2006, 06:57
Damnit, you had to say it made you LOL...so I had to look...Now I am lol...

I had to look too! :headbang: Couldn't help myself!
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 06:58
And what more can one ask for?


Well besides like a hot chick to bang...but thats besides the point
One leads to the other, methinks.
Anglachel and Anguirel
13-06-2006, 06:58
Am I the only one who didn't find the picture outrageously funny?
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 07:00
Am I the only one who didn't find the picture outrageously funny?
His headline is pretty funny. I've gotta add this guy now:p
The Zoogie People
13-06-2006, 07:42
Let's start the betting, then, shall we? How long before this thread descends into unholy flame war?

"Being single is better! ROAR!"

"No, fool! Relationships rock!"

"You lie! Die, heathen!"

"Sex! Sex! Sex!"
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 07:45
Let's start the betting, then, shall we? How long before this thread descends into unholy flame war?

"Being single is better! ROAR!"

"No, fool! Relationships rock!"

"You lie! Die, heathen!"

"Sex! Sex! Sex!"
Well, it's been ok for 9 pages so far...
But beings as you mention it 'sex!sex!sex! ROAR!'
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 07:46
Single and loving it.

*dances*
I know your true fears....
*cackles threateningly*
Secret aj man
13-06-2006, 07:54
Which are you? And which is better?

i love women,but i love freedom more...i am goofy i guess..lol,love girls,hate having to answer t anyone,,,ever...my bad.
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 08:04
Single.... and no longer too happy about it. I'm hoping to find a relationship sometime, but you can't force those things. I have to be able to tolerate the guy/girl.
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 08:09
Single.... and no longer too happy about it. I'm hoping to find a relationship sometime, but you can't force those things. I have to be able to tolerate the guy/girl.
Hope is such a fickle thing.
*shakes fist at hope*
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 08:12
Hope is such a fickle thing.
*shakes fist at hope*

True... but hey, what do I do without it?
Anglachel and Anguirel
13-06-2006, 08:15
Single.... and no longer too happy about it. I'm hoping to find a relationship sometime, but you can't force those things. I have to be able to tolerate the guy/girl.
hmm, yeah... I think I might like being bi, you get more choice. Guys and girls both have their ups and downs. Guys are less complicated, but I'm really pretty hetero, so they're out of the question for me. It's gotta be the ladies;)
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 08:15
True... but hey, what do I do without it?
Make babies. And party like it's 1999 (so presumably with crappier TVs and some optimism).
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 08:17
Liasia']Make babies. And party like it's 1999 (so presumably with crappier TVs and some optimism).

Ugh... no way. Relationship, yes. Kids, definite no.
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 08:17
True... but hey, what do I do without it?
I know your type. You can't live without it. Neither can I. I tried. For a while, I was convinced I was destined to be alone and consoled myself with the pleasure of solitude. Now I'm not so sure. Damn thing slipped right back in. Hope, that is.;) "Good luck[, Cabra]. You're gonna need it."
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 08:18
hmm, yeah... I think I might like being bi, you get more choice. Guys and girls both have their ups and downs. Guys are less complicated, but I'm really pretty hetero, so they're out of the question for me. It's gotta be the ladies;)

*lol
I wouldn't say guys are less complicated, on the contrary. However, I haven't had a serious relationship with a girl so far, I don't really know if I would like it as much. But I'm open for everything.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 08:19
Ugh... no way. Relationship, yes. Kids, definite no.
When is say 'making babies' i don't mean make kids, but i guess that's because i'm an idiot. Children are quite annoying, i agree.
Anglachel and Anguirel
13-06-2006, 08:20
Ugh... no way. Relationship, yes. Kids, definite no.
Yeah, I wouldn't have wanted to raise myself, let alone my little brother. Seems like too much trouble, and I'm not even the one who has to give birth.
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 08:22
I know your type. You can't live without it. Neither can I. I tried. For a while, I was convinced I was destined to be alone and consoled myself with the pleasure of solitude. Now I'm not so sure. Damn thing slipped right back in. Hope, that is.;) "Good luck[, Cabra]. You're gonna need it."

Thanks

*sigh

Now, that somehow brought me down....
Anglachel and Anguirel
13-06-2006, 08:23
*lol
I wouldn't say guys are less complicated, on the contrary. However, I haven't had a serious relationship with a girl so far, I don't really know if I would like it as much. But I'm open for everything.

No, guys are definitely less complicated. Guys don't have a desperate need for the abstract concept of "romance". Romance is an idea that has been taken up by society that if a relationship is steady, then some essential essence of it has gone and the relationship must be terminated.
Laerod
13-06-2006, 08:27
Single and currently incapable of a loving relationship.
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 08:27
No, guys are definitely less complicated. Guys don't have a desperate need for the abstract concept of "romance". Romance is an idea that has been taken up by society that if a relationship is steady, then some essential essence of it has gone and the relationship must be terminated.

That's absolutley wrong, in my experience.
I don't care for romance, at all. I find it annoying at best, and most of the time quite embarassing. Yet, many of the guys I dated seemed to feel the need to play "cute", starting from giving me little stuffed toys to sending me silly text messages. I wouldn't know a single girl among my friends who would ever go for that...
Romance is for teenagers, you should grow out of it at some stage.
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 08:28
Single and currently incapable of a loving relationship.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Don't give up yet...
Chellis
13-06-2006, 08:29
That's absolutley wrong, in my experience.
I don't care for romance, at all. I find it annoying at best, and most of the time quite embarassing. Yet, many of the guys I dated seemed to feel the need to play "cute", starting from giving me little stuffed toys to sending me silly text messages. I wouldn't know a single girl among my friends who would ever go for that...
Romance is for teenagers, you should grow out of it at some stage.

It changes as people get older, but guys don't want nor expect to get this crap from girls. Guys mostly just want to get laid.
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 08:33
It changes as people get older, but guys don't want nor expect to get this crap from girls. Guys mostly just want to get laid.

Well, girls (at least this girl) doesn't want that crap from guys either ;)
Laerod
13-06-2006, 08:37
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Don't give up yet...Thankee :)
Oh, not yet. I made sure to say "currently", because you'll never know what the future brings.
Quandary
13-06-2006, 08:41
Interesting. My experience is that that a healthy dose of romance keeps relationships alive. Love is something to nurture. Kitsch, I daresay, is not romance. Attention to what your loved one does appreciate is.

I've never given away a stuffed animal. I outgrew that age long before I had my first girlfriend, never mind the more mature relationships that followed.

There are other ways. A joint trip to somewhere new, for example. Roses have not lost their capacity to carry meaning. Still, originality helps. Who doesn't like pleasant surprises?

Edit: What a lot of singles!
Slacker guys
13-06-2006, 08:58
Liasia']When is say 'making babies' i don't mean make kids, but i guess that's because i'm an idiot. Children are quite annoying, i agree.
:p Wouldn't it be clearer by saying ,making the beast with 2 backs,bumping uglies,humping like rabbits on viagra.:D
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 09:00
:p Wouldn't it be clearer by saying ,making the beast with 2 backs,bumping uglies,humping like rabbits on viagra.:D
Yeh i said i was an idiot.
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 09:05
Interesting. My experience is that that a healthy dose of romance keeps relationships alive. Love is something to nurture. Kitsch, I daresay, is not romance. Attention to what your loved one does appreciate is.

I've never given away a stuffed animal. I outgrew that age long before I had my first girlfriend, never mind the more mature relationships that followed.

There are other ways. A joint trip to somewhere new, for example. Roses have not lost their capacity to carry meaning. Still, originality helps. Who doesn't like pleasant surprises?

Edit: What a lot of singles!

Well, yes, but I would put that under "love" rather than "romance", to be honest...
Quandary
13-06-2006, 09:14
I suppose it is a question of definitions. To me romance is the fuel that powers love's boat.

Crikey, that sounds awful!

But you know what I mean ;)

Perhaps I would be better off saying that if love is the state of mind of giving and trusting in a passionate relationship, then romance is the language through which you can communicate.

Speaking of languages... text messages are terrible, because so very much gets lost in the medium. A smiley and a few xxx can't really quite match the sound of a voice finding it hard to say goodbye.
Kanabia
13-06-2006, 09:16
Single. 20 years now and counting.
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 09:17
I suppose it is a question of definitions. To me romance is the fuel that powers love's boat.

Crikey, that sounds awful!

But you know what I mean ;)

Perhaps I would be better off saying that if love is the state of mind of giving and trusting in a passionate relationship, then romance is the language through which you can communicate.

Speaking of languages... text messages are terrible, because so very much gets lost in the medium. A smiley and a few xxx can't really quite match the sound of a voice finding it hard to say goodbye.

Hmm... maybe I'm just too cynical by nature.
Neu Leonstein
13-06-2006, 09:30
You know what I don't like?

I don't like asking a girl out, only to not get an answer for four days and then find out she's now got a semi-criminal boyfriend (Nice guys always lose, remember that!) and asks me in the face: "Are you in a bad mood today? What's wrong?" And not just on any given day either, no. On the day before one of my final exams, when I should really be concentrating on studying rather than having my mind wander off to nasty places and just generally pitying myself.




I don't like that. And if you will excuse me, I have to study now.
Dreamy Creatures
13-06-2006, 09:31
Can't one be single and liking it, but at the same time when it just happens loving it to get involved in a relationship? With some good-old-fashioned romance, like watching the stars together?
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 09:32
Shy guys lose. Nice and confident= poonytang.
Kanabia
13-06-2006, 09:33
(Nice guys always lose, remember that!)

If you were a nice guy, you wouldn't have to think of yourself as such.

No offence, but it's a general rule of thumb.
Laundrette
13-06-2006, 09:35
Of course nice guys always lose, they're boring! Girls tend to like excitement in a relationship. Not for, like, marriage and stuff then the nice guys are the best, but for fun and games..
Kanabia
13-06-2006, 09:37
Of course nice guys always lose, they're boring! Girls tend to like excitement in a relationship. Not for, like, marriage and stuff then the nice guys are the best, but for fun and games..

Why can't one be nice and exciting at the same time?
Laundrette
13-06-2006, 09:39
Why can't one be nice and exciting at the same time?

Because exciting and bad are often synonymous
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 09:39
If you were a nice guy, you wouldn't have to think of yourself as such.

No offence, but it's a general rule of thumb.
Someone described me as a nice guy to someone else the other day. I was quite pleased- i don't expect compliments, so when they come they are much sweeter.
Neu Leonstein
13-06-2006, 09:39
Liasia']Shy guys lose. Nice and confident= poonytang.
I was pretty certain I did everything right this time. I'm not really shy as such - I just find it difficult to get proper conversations going into the right sort of directions.
And in the end, I always get the dreaded F-word thrown at me.

If you were a nice guy, you wouldn't have to think of yourself as such.
I don't, really. I prefer to not put myself into a category. But it's hard to not revert to it when you see that "bully-from-high school-reincarnate" sort of person on the opposite end.
Laerod
13-06-2006, 09:40
Why can't one be nice and exciting at the same time?Girls like "naughty". In my experience, there's usually an inner conflict going on in them about what they should be doing and what they want to be doing.
Quandary
13-06-2006, 09:41
Hmm... maybe I'm just too cynical by nature.

Not necessarily. The tricky thing about romance is that it needs to hit the mark, although an open mind will normally detect the reasoning behind even a flawed gesture. When it's too flawed, perhaps either inform the perpetrator of kitsch (nicely) of your thoughts on the matter or find a someone with an imagination better suited to yours.

Assuming, of course, that the person in question wanted to make a serious romantic gesture in the first place. I see a lot of people in relationships which make we wonder why exactly they bother, since they do not actually seem to care for each other terribly much. "Just until someone better turns up" is perhaps the most pathetic excuse for such tragedies.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 09:41
I was pretty certain I did everything right this time. I'm not really shy as such - I just find it difficult to get proper conversations going into the right sort of directions.
And in the end, I always get the dreaded F-word thrown at me.

.... fritter? frankinscence?
Kanabia
13-06-2006, 09:42
Liasia']Someone described me as a nice guy to someone else the other day. I was quite pleased- i don't expect compliments, so when they come they are much sweeter.
Yeah, see, that's fine.

The problem when self professed 'nice guys' strut around acting nice only because it gives them a feeling that they're entitled to something. It's annoyingly common.


Because exciting and bad are often synonymous
What are you referring to specifically with "bad", then?
People without names
13-06-2006, 09:43
to quote futurama that i think will give you a pretty good idea of where i stand on the poll

"...Oh! My girlfriend had one of those! ...well...actually, it wasn't really her's, it was her father's. And actually, she wasn't really my girlfriend, she just left her drapes open all the time..."
Laundrette
13-06-2006, 09:44
Girls like "naughty". In my experience, there's usually an inner conflict going on in them about what they should be doing and what they want to be doing.

I agree, I think there are more taboos for girls, so - especially teenage girls - there is more forbidden to them, so the desire to rebel is often stronger. There is also peer pressure, and its very "cool" to have the badboy of the year on your arm

By bad i suppose I mean, open the gates to rebelling, but in a safer way because you feel that the guy will look out for you
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 09:46
Single, for three years now.
Don't be sad Cabra West. When you need love, I'll be here.
The result is that I have lots of unreleased, pent-up fluffles.
The dirty kind of love. Tee hee.
Fluffle explosion! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 09:47
Not necessarily. The tricky thing about romance is that it needs to hit the mark, although an open mind will normally detect the reasoning behind even a flawed gesture. When it's too flawed, perhaps either inform the perpetrator of kitsch (nicely) of your thoughts on the matter or find a someone with an imagination better suited to yours.

Assuming, of course, that the person in question wanted to make a serious romantic gesture in the first place. I see a lot of people in relationships which make we wonder why exactly they bother, since they do not actually seem to care for each other terribly much. "Just until someone better turns up" is perhaps the most pathetic excuse for such tragedies.

I guess a lot of people are just too scared of being alone.

Maybe my problem is simply that all those people who tried romantic gestures on me were not the people I cared a lot about... I'm a bit confused now, sorry.
Kanabia
13-06-2006, 09:47
I don't, really. I prefer to not put myself into a category. But it's hard to not revert to it when you see that "bully-from-high school-reincarnate" sort of person on the opposite end.

That's a personality problem on her part, then. Would you really want to be in a relationship with her considering that?

There are plenty of women out there that think differently. (just because they aren't attracted to you or I in particular, doesn't mean it isn't the case)
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 09:47
Fluffle explosion! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I just exploded. All over your face.
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 09:50
Single, for three years now.
Don't be sad Cabra West. When you need love, I'll be here.
The result is that I have lots of unreleased, pent-up fluffles.
The dirty kind of love. Tee hee.
Fluffle explosion! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*lol

Good for you!
And thanks for the offer... but right now, the dirty kind of love is not all I'm looking for ; )
:fluffle:
Laundrette
13-06-2006, 09:50
Liasia']I just exploded. All over your face.

Nice
Kanabia
13-06-2006, 09:51
By bad i suppose I mean, open the gates to rebelling, but in a safer way because you feel that the guy will look out for you

Are you talking "bad" or "rebellious" as in say...I dunno, a drug user...

or someone who cheats on her and makes her feel like shit?

Because I don't see why the former can't treat their partner right, for example.
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 09:51
Liasia']I just exploded. All over your face.

Without returning a single fluffle? :(
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 09:51
Nice
I thought so. Quite romantic as well.
Neu Leonstein
13-06-2006, 09:52
Liasia'].... fritter? frankinscence?
:p

I agree, I think there are more taboos for girls, so - especially teenage girls - there is more forbidden to them, so the desire to rebel is often stronger. There is also peer pressure, and its very "cool" to have the badboy of the year on your arm
But surely they grow out of it eventually. Like before they're thirty.

That's a personality problem on her part, then. Would you really want to be in a relationship with her considering that?
It probably is, and I probably should've known. She started work where I work, and that's how I met her, so I never really saw her in her "natural" environment.
But still, it's slightly disappointing for want of a better term.

There are plenty of women out there that think differently. (just because they aren't attracted to you or I in particular, doesn't mean it isn't the case)
Problem is finding them, I suppose.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 09:52
Without returning a single fluffle? :(
I don't think the appropriate smiley is pg-13. But here, have a pity fluffle:fluffle:
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 09:54
*lol

Good for you!
:fluffle:
I understand. Perhaps you prefer this warm cuddle instead? : Super Fluffle :
Right-o. :fluffle:
Quandary
13-06-2006, 09:54
I was pretty certain I did everything right this time. I'm not really shy as such - I just find it difficult to get proper conversations going into the right sort of directions.
And in the end, I always get the dreaded F-word thrown at me.


I don't, really. I prefer to not put myself into a category. But it's hard to not revert to it when you see that "bully-from-high school-reincarnate" sort of person on the opposite end.

There is a subtle difference between what is said and what else is going on. It can't harm to have a little subtext. Watch any halfway decent film covering human emotion (prefereably not the Hollywood version, because they won't tell you what to do without excessive orchestral and narrative backup)... A little, mind you. However, if being nice is the sort of thing you're concerned about in yourself, you should not have too much trouble with being subtle.

I personally am very keen on eye contact. One the one hand that shows I'm interested on some level, and not just filling time. On the other hand, if I see something very empty staring back at me instead of the glint I love, I know it's time to leave.

I suppose having an environment where you're confident wouldn't harm... it's a great confidence builder. Could be any particular passion you currently have. Dancing is good, but places where people dance are not necessarily always the best place to meet the right people. That particular flesh market often lacks soul.

Finally... she chose a bully? Are you sure the problem here is not with the girl's own self-knowledge?
Laundrette
13-06-2006, 09:54
Are you talking "bad" or "rebellious" as in say...I dunno, a drug user...

or someone who cheats on her and makes her feel like shit?

Because I don't see why the former can't treat their partner right, for example.

Of course they can, but I would define "nice" as in polite etc and well behaved, on the right side of the law. Which a drug user would not be. So the fact that they might treat someone well would not necessarily classify them as "nice", mearly a good partner.

If someone treats you badly, girls dont necessarily leave. Not if they have strong feelings for that person, even if they know they should just walk away
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 09:54
Thanks

*sigh

Now, that somehow brought me down....
Yeah, I tend to do that.:(

"Can we 'ave your liver, then?":D
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 09:55
Yeah, I tend to do that.:(

"Can we 'ave your liver, then?":D
*groans* not Python, please.
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 09:55
I understand. Perhaps you prefer this warm cuddle instead? : Super Fluffle :
Right-o. :fluffle:

:fluffle:
It does make me feel a bit better, thanks.
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 09:56
Liasia']I don't think the appropriate smiley is pg-13. But here, have a pity fluffle:fluffle:

Ok then. But pity fluffles are so meh. Everyone knows that make up fluffles are the best kind of fluffles. :fluffle:
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 09:56
Yeah, I tend to do that.:(

"Can we 'ave your liver, then?":D

Meh... liver, lungs, heart... take it all :p
British Stereotypes
13-06-2006, 09:57
Meh... liver, lungs, heart... take it all :p
It's harvest time...:p
Quandary
13-06-2006, 09:57
Of course they can, but I would define "nice" as in polite etc and well behaved, on the right side of the law. Which a drug user would not be. So the fact that they might treat someone well would not necessarily classify them as "nice", mearly a good partner.

If someone treats you badly, girls dont necessarily leave. Not if they have strong feelings for that person, even if they know they should just walk away

And given the statistics on abusive family backgrounds, which are far worse than anyone likes to imagine, there may be some pretty solid cognitive patterns working their villainy as well.

Knowing... and really knowing... and doing...
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 09:58
Ok then. But pity fluffles are so meh. Everyone knows that make up fluffles are the best kind of fluffles. :fluffle:
I dont want to make up:p
Awww i feel bad now.:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Kanabia
13-06-2006, 09:58
It probably is, and I probably should've known. She started work where I work, and that's how I met her, so I never really saw her in her "natural" environment.
But still, it's slightly disappointing for want of a better term.

Of course it is. I had what sounds like the same thing happen to me just last week - a girl from my work...except I can't place judgements upon the guy in my example...he seems okay, but he is in his late 20s, and she is only 18. Not that that's a real issue, I guess.

I was a bit disappointed, but somewhere on the line, I stopped dwelling on things and I move on with stuff now. Nothing gained, nothing lost.

Problem is finding them, I suppose.

Yes, the problem is that I find the most interesting ones are usually the introverts, and you never get to meet them. :p
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 09:59
:fluffle:
It does make me feel a bit better, thanks.
What about whispering "Meaty babe! MEATY BABE!" into your left ear?
Thanks. :)
Sulpuria
13-06-2006, 10:01
taken since 1 1/2 weeks
Kanabia
13-06-2006, 10:02
Of course they can, but I would define "nice" as in polite etc and well behaved, on the right side of the law. Which a drug user would not be. So the fact that they might treat someone well would not necessarily classify them as "nice", mearly a good partner.

I guess that's where you and I differ. If they don't purposefully harm anyone, I think that's enough to qualify.

If someone treats you badly, girls dont necessarily leave. Not if they have strong feelings for that person, even if they know they should just walk away

True, but sadly, that's their problem, and nobody can help with that until they decide to do so. Not to say that all women do this though; I think it's only a small minority.
Laundrette
13-06-2006, 10:02
And given the statistics on abusive family backgrounds, which are far worse than anyone likes to imagine, there may be some pretty solid cognitive patterns working their villainy as well.

Knowing... and really knowing... and doing...

Sadly true
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 10:02
Liasia']*groans* not Python, please.
:p It's what I do, I'm afraid.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:04
:p It's what I do, I'm afraid.
Fine, but i'm going over there *goes over there, and starts humming loudly*
If i hear ANYONE say 'ni' im going to e-stomp them.
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 10:04
Meh... liver, lungs, heart... take it all :p
Nah, you can keep the heart. Save it for someone more deserving than I.;)
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 10:06
Liasia']Fine, but i'm going over there *goes over there, and starts humming loudly*
If i hear ANYONE say 'ni' im going to e-stomp them.
"Did you say 'Ni' to that old woman?":p
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:08
"Did you say 'Ni' to that old woman?":p
:rolleyes: Didn't see that one coming
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 10:09
Yes, the problem is that I find the most interesting ones are usually the introverts, and you never get to meet them. :p
Hello, my name is Fascist Dominion and I'm an introvert.:D Introvert rehab...funny stuff. Sorry to interupt, especially after not reading the post to which you responded.
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 10:11
Liasia']:rolleyes: Didn't see that one coming
I imagine Ni!...er, not.:p
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 10:12
What about whispering "Meaty babe! MEATY BABE!" into your left ear?
Thanks. :)

lol :fluffle:
The German word for that would be "Ersatzbefriedigung" ; ) I don't think there's a word for that in English, though
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 10:13
Nah, you can keep the heart. Save it for someone more deserving than I.;)

Meh... nobody ever seems to want it. Might as well throw it away.
Quandary
13-06-2006, 10:14
Bad idea. You don't know who'll pick it up. And it's messy.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:15
I imagine Ni!...er, not.:p
NOBODY EXPECTS... fascist dominion to say NI
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:16
Meh... nobody ever seems to want it. Might as well throw it away.
How sad, reminds me of a song.
*sings* last christmas, i gave you my heart
etc
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:20
Bad idea. You don't know who'll pick it up. And it's messy.
Use a shovel dude. Seriously.
Quandary
13-06-2006, 10:21
Liasia']How sad, reminds me of a song.
*sings* last christmas, i gave you my heart
etc

Yuk, I'd just got those Christmas tunes out of my mind...
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:23
Yuk, I'd just got those Christmas tunes out of my mind...
Yeh, its not like its the middle of June or anything
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 10:24
lol :fluffle:
The German word for that would be "Ersatzbefriedigung" ; ) I don't think there's a word for that in English, though
Ah well. "Ersatzbefriedigung. ERSATZBEFRIEDIGUNG!"
Cheers! :fluffle:
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 10:26
Liasia']How sad, reminds me of a song.
*sings* last christmas, i gave you my heart
etc

OMG, I inspired someone to sing a kitsch song
*runs away screaming
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:27
OMG, I inspired someone to sing a kitsch song
*runs away screaming
Tis the best type of song. *waves*
Sulpuria
13-06-2006, 10:28
Tis the best type of song. *waves*
*sings*
Love hurts, love scars,
Love wounds, and marks......
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:30
*sings*
Love hurts, love scars,
Love wounds, and marks......
*sings and dances*
walk like an eygyptian..
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 10:30
Meh... nobody ever seems to want it. Might as well throw it away.
I can't help you with that. It doesn't belong to me. You'll find him, though. Or her, I suppose. Whosoever shall claim it.
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 10:33
Liasia']NOBODY EXPECTS... fascist dominion to say NI
Thanks for the prompt.:p
Because "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 10:35
Meh... nobody ever seems to want it. Might as well throw it away.
Aww. Don't be sad. There are still many a good men out there.
NO!!!
Looking for no less a meaty babe than yourself.
*Slides over muddy ground to catch heart smartly by the hands*
Find more social events, talk to more people.
Don't throw away your precious heart!
Geeks are quiet, horny people! Takes a bit to open them up.
*Cuddles heart*
Go CABRA WEST!
You poor baby! Xisla will keep you warm and safe, and return you to that hot meaty babe you came from. Yessy yess. You cutesy cutey coo! :fluffle:
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 10:38
Ah well. "Ersatzbefriedigung. ERSATZBEFRIEDIGUNG!"
Cheers! :fluffle:

Anytime :fluffle:
And, hey, nothing necessarily wrong with Ersatzbefriedigung. Can be a nice hobby...
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 10:40
Thanks for the prompt.:p
Because "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Surprise is our chief weapon. And fear. Fear and surprise are our TWO chief weapons....

:D
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 10:42
Aww. Don't be sad. There are still many a good men out there.
NO!!!
Looking for no less a meaty babe than yourself.
*Slides over muddy ground to catch heart smartly by the hands*
Find more social events, talk to more people.
Don't throw away your precious heart!
Geeks are quiet, horny people! Takes a bit to open them up.
*Cuddles heart*
Go CABRA WEST!
You poor baby! Xisla will keep you warm and safe, and return you to that hot meaty babe you came from. Yessy yess. You cutesy cutey coo! :fluffle:
:eek:
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 10:43
Aww. Don't be sad. There are still many a good men out there.
NO!!!
Looking for no less a meaty babe than yourself.
*Slides over muddy ground to catch heart smartly by the hands*
Find more social events, talk to more people.
Don't throw away your precious heart!
Geeks are quiet, horny people! Takes a bit to open them up.
*Cuddles heart*
Go CABRA WEST!
You poor baby! Xisla will keep you warm and safe, and return you to that hot meaty babe you came from. Yessy yess. You cutesy cutey coo! :fluffle:

Tell you what... you keep it until someone claims it, ok? :fluffle:
Thanks, honey.... *kiss
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:43
Surprise is our chief weapon. And fear. Fear and surprise are our TWO chief weapons....

:D
I know that's python. I just can't place it.
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 10:47
Liasia']I know that's python. I just can't place it.

That's the line right after "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!" :D
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:49
That's the line right after "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!" :D
So it is:p
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 10:52
Surprise is our chief weapon. And fear. Fear and surprise are our TWO chief weapons....

:D
And ruthless effeciency. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... :D
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 10:54
Tell you what... you keep it until someone claims it, ok? :fluffle:
Thanks, honey.... *kiss
"Well, isn't that special?" ;)
Cheese penguins
13-06-2006, 10:57
Taken and madly in love :)


Always think something bad is going to happen though :(
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 10:59
Taken and madly in love :)


Always think something bad is going to happen though :(
Rub it in, whydontcha?:(
Cheese penguins
13-06-2006, 11:01
Rub it in, whydontcha?:(
Sorry. :( (you can be my bit on the side :fluffle: )
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 11:02
Sorry. :( (you can be my bit on the side :fluffle: )
No thanks. It just isn't the same. You aren't She.
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 11:03
Tell you what... you keep it until someone claims it, ok? :fluffle:
Thanks, honey.... *kiss
Poor lonely heart. Xisla will keep you warm and comfy.
Naturally.
Here let me put you into this pretty crystal jewel box.
*Wipes mud off my face*
There you go cutesy coo!
:fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 11:06
Poor lonely heart. Xisla will keep you warm and comfy.
Naturally.
Here let me put you into this pretty crystal jewel box.
*Wipes mud off my face*
There you go cutesy coo!
:fluffle:
Pssst! Not to interupt, but that's a little...odd.
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 11:08
Pssst! Not to interupt, but that's a little...odd.

No, that's just NS... ;) :p
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 11:09
Poor lonely heart. Xisla will keep you warm and comfy.
Naturally.
Here let me put you into this pretty crystal jewel box.
*Wipes mud off my face*
There you go cutesy coo!
:fluffle:

Thank you. :fluffle:
Make sure to keep it in a cool place, please.... heat doesn't do it good, it would seem
Fascist Dominion
13-06-2006, 11:11
No, that's just NS... ;) :p
No, even for NS. That's just Xisla, I suppose....;)
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 11:18
Pssst! Not to interupt, but that's a little...odd.

Yeah I'm weird, I know. Thanks, dude.

*Suddenly remembers that FD is Xisla's Love Rival*
Women like guys to fight over them.
Hey! You're after the fair hand of Cabra West too you greedy bitch?
It make them all horny-like, reading this mere black text on a screen.
Very well.
Oops I meant white text.
*Draws sword*
Sorry bud, nothing personal personal. Just NS personal.
On guard! :mad:
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 11:21
Thank you. :fluffle:
Make sure to keep it in a cool place, please.... heat doesn't do it good, it would seem
Will do. Wait I forgot to return your kiss. : Kiss :
You're welcome. :fluffle:
Silly me, fussing over that cute heart and forgetting about this hot meaty body.
It's my privilege.
Harlesburg
13-06-2006, 11:33
Single.
British Stereotypes
13-06-2006, 11:35
Yeah I'm weird, I know. Thanks, dude.

*Suddenly remembers that FD is Xisla's Love Rival*
Women like guys to fight over them.
Hey! You're after the fair hand of Cabra West too you greedy bitch?
It make them all horny-like, reading this mere black text on a screen.
Very well.
Oops I meant white text.
*Draws sword*
Sorry bud, nothing personal personal. Just NS personal.
On guard! :mad:
He is just going to use that smilie on you. You know the one I mean.

*Waits for FD to post*
Pure Metal
13-06-2006, 11:37
smitten... er, i mean, taken *nods* :D
Cabra West
13-06-2006, 11:38
Yeah I'm weird, I know. Thanks, dude.

*Suddenly remembers that FD is Xisla's Love Rival*
Women like guys to fight over them.
Hey! You're after the fair hand of Cabra West too you greedy bitch?
It make them all horny-like, reading this mere black text on a screen.
Very well.
Oops I meant white text.
*Draws sword*
Sorry bud, nothing personal personal. Just NS personal.
On guard! :mad:

He is? He does??? :confused:
I never noticed that....
And no, fighting doesn't make me horny. Think again ; )
Quandary
13-06-2006, 11:40
You'll be wanting to join that crowd over there...
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 11:46
He is? He does??? :confused:
I never noticed that....
And no, fighting doesn't make me horny. Think again ; )
Wow your heart glows in the dark.
He is after the fair hand of The Beautiful Darkness!
What do you normally feed it? I gave it some formula and it belched good.
*Suddenly realizes that makes Xisla a two-timing asswipe*
Aww. What a cute heartie.
Tee hee... I mean... I... a...

*so busted.*
Quandary
13-06-2006, 11:56
Well, gallantry does not by definition have to be exclusive.

I'm sure most swashbucklers have at least some latent rakish tendencies. The question is, who is the lucky one to have her hand won?
Glitziness
13-06-2006, 12:25
Is that not the truth....Man I hate how chicks always go for the dick heads....Why can't the all like me??!?!?!?!?!?!?
No, guys are definitely less complicated. Guys don't have a desperate need for the abstract concept of "romance". Romance is an idea that has been taken up by society that if a relationship is steady, then some essential essence of it has gone and the relationship must be terminated.
It changes as people get older, but guys don't want nor expect to get this crap from girls. Guys mostly just want to get laid.
Liasia']Shy guys lose. Nice and confident= poonytang.
Of course nice guys always lose, they're boring! Girls tend to like excitement in a relationship. Not for, like, marriage and stuff then the nice guys are the best, but for fun and games..
Girls like "naughty". In my experience, there's usually an inner conflict going on in them about what they should be doing and what they want to be doing.
Why do these threads always turn into such a mass of bullshit?
Perhaps the reason so many people are single is because they hang onto generalisations and stereotypes that will get you nowhere in any relationship. Treat people like individuals for fucks sake and then you might get somewhere!
*head explodes*
Thank God for Kanabia and Cabra:
I wouldn't say guys are less complicated, on the contrary.
True, but sadly, that's their problem, and nobody can help with that until they decide to do so. Not to say that all women do this though; I think it's only a small minority.
You mean women aren't all the same?! :eek: :rolleyes:

You both get fluffles :fluffle: :fluffle:

smitten... er, i mean, taken *nods* :D
..and so do you of course :D
On topic, I'm wonderfully happily taken :) :fluffle:
Jello Biafra
13-06-2006, 12:28
Somewhere between "I'm taken, and love it that way" and "I'm taken, but would rather be single." Leaning towards loving it this way, though.
Quandary
13-06-2006, 12:31
That sounds like a strange relationship?
Jello Biafra
13-06-2006, 12:42
That sounds like a strange relationship?Lol. Well, it's not the relationship that I want, but I believe that it could and will be.
Kanabia
13-06-2006, 12:45
You mean women aren't all the same?! :eek: :rolleyes:

You both get fluffles :fluffle: :fluffle:


w00t, fluffles! :D :fluffle:
Quandary
13-06-2006, 12:48
Ford Prefect once observed that humans spent a lot of time stating the blatantly obvious.

The problem, I suppose, is when they get it obviously wrong.
662nd Riech
13-06-2006, 12:59
i've been single for a long time but i just recently learn the benifits of being single, can sleaz girls and thats what i did for a while. but every time i did it i felt really bad and dirty... so now its time to get a long term girl, make some love enjoy life.. none of this just find a girl to have sex anymore