NationStates Jolt Archive

"*moan*"
Of course you know i'll be there, saying "Hey - how do you spell that? ... Hello? *kick*"

I don't know about what I want them to be... but I know I want them NOT to be anything like "What Bus?"
What're the odds that you'll say "Mein Gott - Corneliu and Bruarong were BOTH RIGHT?!?" ;)

Cookie for the reference.

Bring up thine holy hand grenade...

Which reminds me of...
Ah you both win. :)

Monty Phyton and the Holy Grail was my inspiration! :D

Up Up the Donny's!

In that line of thought...

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
I wuuuuuuuuuuuv you ..... :) :fluffle:

"It's a muon, you ****"

A biscuit for the first geek to name the author.

Oh I thought up a good one.


I hope it never comes to this..
+2 :D

And/or stileproject

To paraphrase George Carlin, where he told us what to do if we are in a public place and we know we are about to just spontaneously die.


"Get up on a chair, and start to preach. Everything you ever believed in, loved, every lie you've been told, let everyone know. And then, finish by saying 'And, if I'm not right, may god strike me down right now!'"
Furthered by mentioning "world peace and common good will towards humankind and the other kingdoms".

I live in Maine and I like lobsters.
Hey! Shush! Don't spoil it. There's a zen thing if you disclude this statement. :mad:

I'm not scaning to see if I'm retreading, I'll just retread...

"Let me get back to you on that..."

"Now I get it..."

"You know, you where always..."

"Second from the left."

"Look under the big W."

"No one gets my stereo."

"Try and collect on that student loan now, suckers."

"You're it."

My last words would either be,” As long as my name is remembered I will never truly die.”

“Do not fear for in death there is life.”

“Do not fear for me because death is just another path, one that we must all take.”

"There is another Skywalker..."

I have no final words. Who would hear them?

This'll probably be the first thing I see when I die:
I am the way into the city of woe.
I am the way to a forsaken people.
I am the way into eternal sorrow.
Sacred justice moved my architect.
I was raised by divine omnipotence primordial love and ultimate intellect.
Only those elements time cannot wear were made before me, and beyond time I stand.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

"There is another Skywalker..."

I have no final words. Who would hear them?

This'll probably be the first thing I see when I die:
I am the way into the city of woe.
I am the way to a forsaken people.
I am the way into eternal sorrow.
Sacred justice moved my architect.
I was raised by divine omnipotence primordial love and ultimate intellect.
Only those elements time cannot wear were made before me, and beyond time I stand.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

You reckon.

"Holy Shit!"

My last words would probably be something along the lines of a mumbled slur, as I plan to eat myself to death. Look out for in the news, too.
Hey - you didn't happen to have a hybrid bounce into your sphere of influence today, di - ah never mind.

"A toast to death and the end of curiosity! Dispose of this empty shell as you see fit."

Of course you know i'll be there, saying "Hey - how do you spell that? ... Hello? *kick*"
:p

Well with my last breath, I will say ""Elderberries" just to confuse you.

Hey - you didn't happen to have a hybrid bounce into your sphere of influence today, di - ah never mind.
I told you to check the Dutch thread..

I told you to check the Dutch thread..
I did. I instead irked BaAuH2O to the point where he fled to salvage dignity.
No hybrids though. :(

I did. I instead irked BaAuH2O to the point where he fled to salvage dignity.
No hybrids though. :(
We will find it, don't you worry.

I would like to thank everybody for coming to my five hundredth birthday party but now I am bored.


Though I have always been fond of "tell them I said something interesting"

Yeah, baby, i'm coming.

Considering the fact that I suspect I will one day be inexplicably hit by a car on a seemingly empty road heading across a clearly marked crosswalk in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, I've never really thought about it.

That said, if I did get a chance to let off any last words, I'm pretty sure it'd be something among the vein of "Oh crap, not again!"

"Ohh!! It tingles!"

"Ha! I showed them! I'm NOT WEARING ANY underwear! *erk*"

... or ...

"Did they have to call it "Grunt Cologne?"

Perhaps AOUM, depending on my state of mind at the time.

"Hello, operator, gimme the number for 911!"

Then I'd keel over and die.

"*hic* no, ssseroiusly *hic* gimmie it, I can drink anothe....."

"I commend my soul to any god that find it."
"I'm not dead!"

"Oooh, it's all sticky"

"Come on you sons of bitches! You want to live forever?"
either that or "One more orgasm might kill me."

Probably just "Bugger"
Maybe "I'm sorry, I'm not in at the moment. Leave a message after the beep"

"Last words? Last words are for people who have not spoken enough during their life."

That or:

"The gun isn't firing... maybe I should look and see in the barrel..."