What do you want your last words to be?
Neo Kervoskia
09-06-2006, 19:34
I want mine to be either:
Fuck you.
I'll see you in hell.
It was fun though, wasn't it?
This is taking forever.
I repent (close my eyes then)...of nothing!
Deep Kimchi
09-06-2006, 19:34
I have only three words for you....
"Front Towards Enemy"
and then I would hit the clacker.
"So you're a cannibal are you?:D
JobbiNooner
09-06-2006, 19:37
"Aim small, miss small."
Jordaxia
09-06-2006, 19:37
NEVER!
That's what I want my last words to be. But only because they have a specific circumstance surrounding them. Eg, refusing the heroes hand to save me moments before I fall to my death.
My last words will be deep, holding a truth within which no one has ever contemplated before. That, or just "Just kidding! You're on Candid Camera!". Not sure.
Neo Kervoskia
09-06-2006, 19:38
NEVER!
That's what I want my last words to be. But only because they have a specific circumstance surrounding them. Eg, refusing the heroes hand to save me moments before I fall to my death.
That reminded me of Star Wars: Episode III for some reason.
Refused Party Program
09-06-2006, 19:39
"Best. Death. Ever."
There would be no argument. Sadly, since Refused Party Program only exists on a technicality it is not yet clear whether he can die.
I foresee a painful death. Therefore my last words will probably be along the lines of "Oh shit motherfucking cocksucker!" or something.
But ideally, I'd say something profound and meaningful. (I have no idea what this might be.)
The Mindset
09-06-2006, 19:40
"I've got a big red one." Then wink.
"Best. Death. Ever."
Been watching the Simpsosn have we? The Collector, scary guy that...
Cluichstan
09-06-2006, 19:41
"Thanks, hon. Yeah, I know I was fantastic."
I have only three words for you....
"Front Towards Enemy"
and then I would hit the clacker.
You know at some point there was a tragedy that made those words a requirement on those.
I'll try to think up something witty on my death bed. Or something absolutely bizarre.
"Last words are for people who didn't talk when they lived. Shut up!"
Sumamba Buwhan
09-06-2006, 19:43
"Hasta la vista bitches"
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 19:46
"*moan*"
Sumamba Buwhan
09-06-2006, 19:46
Hasta, the H is silent.
I typed it silent as well :P
"Well, you're all fucked anyway, this bomb's going off in 3 seconds"
Grave_n_idle
09-06-2006, 19:47
I don't know about what I want them to be... but I know I want them NOT to be anything like "What Bus?"
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 19:50
I don't know about what I want them to be... but I know I want them NOT to be anything like "What Bus?"
Wouldn't it be "What bu---vrooom"?
I also like
"Oooo what a pretty button?"
Grave_n_idle
09-06-2006, 19:53
Wouldn't it be "What bu---vrooom"?
I don't know... I'd feel kind of silly saying "vroom", especially as someone drove a bus over me.... :o
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 19:55
I don't know... I'd feel kind of silly saying "vroom", especially as someone drove a bus over me.... :o
Let me explain.
"What bu---[insert bus sound from Final Destination here]"
Grave_n_idle
09-06-2006, 19:56
Let me explain.
"What bu---[insert bus sound from Final Destination here]"
Yeah, obviously - but it's funnier the other way... :D
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 19:59
Yeah, obviously - but it's funnier the other way... :D
Is anyone else imagining that kid that says "Vroom Vroom" getting hit by an SUV right now?
Or is it just me?
Todays Lucky Number
09-06-2006, 19:59
Im not going down alone you are coming with me...
Imperiux
09-06-2006, 20:00
Mine would probably be something along the lines of: "Bloody government. Never get anything right."
"About that fiver I owe you..."
"Well it's been nice knowing you. I've had a long, filled life, and if it's my time... I don't want to DIE!!!!"
Vogonsphere
09-06-2006, 20:00
"hey what are you doing with that shovel"?
Nagapura
09-06-2006, 20:01
I foresee a painful death. Therefore my last words will probably be along the lines of "Oh shit motherfucking cocksucker!" or something.
But ideally, I'd say something profound and meaningful. (I have no idea what this might be.)
Can't top that. OR CAN I!! DUN DUN DUN!!!
Refused Party Program
09-06-2006, 20:01
If Refused Party Program is surrounded by children upon his death he may scream "I'll be back!" It is his ambition to scar children for life.
Infinite Revolution
09-06-2006, 20:02
"yikes!", "eek!", "whoah!", or just "ouch!".
Sumamba Buwhan
09-06-2006, 20:05
okay now that you know your final words... dont forget to use them when the actual time comes... even if it doesnt match the occasion at all.
it's sorta like mad libs for life.
Deep Kimchi
09-06-2006, 20:07
You know at some point there was a tragedy that made those words a requirement on those.
I'll try to think up something witty on my death bed. Or something absolutely bizarre.
Yes, I always wondered how someone could be stupid around a block of high explosive that had 700 metal balls on one side.
"What do you mean it's red wire to blue wi-"
Vogonsphere
09-06-2006, 20:09
okay now that you know your final words... dont forget to use them when the actual time comes... even if it doesnt match the occasion at all.
it's sorta like mad libs for life.
Die you _______ _________!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sumamba Buwhan
09-06-2006, 20:12
Die you _______ _________!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pink uncle-fucker
Actually people should play life madlibs for everything
Yes, I always wondered how someone could be stupid around a block of high explosive that had 700 metal balls on one side.
I can see it now "Now which way does this thing shot those out of? One way to find out!".
Vogonsphere
09-06-2006, 20:14
pink uncle-fucker
Good enough
"NO!!!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME!!!!! NEVER!" *dies*
Saige Dragon
09-06-2006, 20:14
"Now remember, the statue has got to be at least 100m high."
Kiwi-kiwi
09-06-2006, 20:28
In that line of thought...
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
Kerblagahstan
09-06-2006, 20:35
My words would be, "Is that a lunar rover?" because I'll be run over by a lunar rover...to death.
Vogonsphere
09-06-2006, 20:37
In that line of thought...
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
sure always blame zoidberg
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 20:37
Oh I thought up a good one.
Hey everyone! Look at this picture of tubgirl! [insert link here]
I hope it never comes to this..
Vogonsphere
09-06-2006, 20:38
Oh I thought up a good one.
I hope it never comes to this..
watch out for tubgirl
Sexiiness
09-06-2006, 20:39
"It's been fun"
Vogonsphere
09-06-2006, 20:41
"I never touch you daughter put the bat down"
The Norlands
09-06-2006, 20:50
I don't really care what my last words are. I'm not concerned with what I say as I die, but rather, what I do and say while I live, and hope I am remembered for those.
Formidability
09-06-2006, 21:07
"Damn, out of ammo."
"Can you keep a secret.....I can" *dies*
Kiwi-kiwi
09-06-2006, 21:43
"The answer to everything! I just realized it, it's-"
Amrotville
09-06-2006, 21:54
To paraphrase George Carlin, where he told us what to do if we are in a public place and we know we are about to just spontaneously die.
"Get up on a chair, and start to preach. Everything you ever believed in, loved, every lie you've been told, let everyone know. And then, finish by saying 'And, if I'm not right, may god strike me down right now!'"
Neo Kervoskia
09-06-2006, 22:00
I don't really care what my last words are. I'm not concerned with what I say as I die, but rather, what I do and say while I live, and hope I am remembered for those.
Yeah, but no one will really care about any of that. Now, if you say something memorable they might remember you long after your death, maybe even so far as three weeks after.
Terrorist Cakes
09-06-2006, 22:01
The solution to all the world's problems is...(and then I'll die).
Skaladora
09-06-2006, 22:07
"I'm gonna take you all down with me!"
Would probably be what I said if it was a violent death. If it was a natural death, then...
"Everything's getting dark... I feel so cold... Oh, wait, who the fuck turned off the lights and let the window open?"
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
09-06-2006, 22:10
My last words:
"Fuck you... fuck you... you're cool... fuck you- I'm out."
Desperate Measures
09-06-2006, 22:10
"If only I got that last 1up."
Elves Security Forces
09-06-2006, 22:20
"Ouch, that stings."
I_am_bigfoot
09-06-2006, 22:28
"Burn!"
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
"BRB"
"Do one thing for me Mc Bain. Get Mendoza"
"Duffman's life is flashing before his eyes. Oh no!*death thrust*"
"6 by 9 in base 13"
"I won't be able to tell you if there's a heaven. But I'll email you about hell."
":fluffle: "
Keruvalia
09-06-2006, 22:56
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
Jordaxia
09-06-2006, 22:56
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
You get a thumbs up.
Gymoor Prime
09-06-2006, 23:07
"Listen. Listen very carefully. The money is hidden in the...."
You get a thumbs up.
I said it first :(
South Southaven
09-06-2006, 23:19
i want my last words to be
ILL SEE YOU IN HELL YUO COMMIE BASTARDS!!!
Jordaxia
09-06-2006, 23:19
I said it first :(
But I didn't see it. You also can have one. I have two thumbs.
Sumamba Buwhan
09-06-2006, 23:22
But I didn't see it. You also can have one. I have two thumbs.
I hope you are using lube
Jordaxia
09-06-2006, 23:24
I hope you are using lube
pfff. Lube is for losers and wimp. Blood is natures lube.
Kinda Sensible people
09-06-2006, 23:31
"C'mon, what's the worst thing that could happen?"
"Up, up, and away!"
Amateur space program for teh win!
Or possibly...
"Wow, I can see the afterlife and its full of... *dies*"
Maineiacs
10-06-2006, 00:08
*jumps out window* I've never completed anything in my li- *gets hit by truck 1ft from pavement*
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 01:18
I want my last words to be: "Tell al the lobsters in the Gulf Of Maine to rejoice to whoever lobsters worship."
I live in Maine and I like lobsters.
Galloism
10-06-2006, 01:23
If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...
Zarathoft
10-06-2006, 01:31
Did it look cool?
or
ki yi yippie yi ya mothafucka!
actually i'd probably want it to been somethinmg meaningful lol
Lunatic Goofballs
10-06-2006, 01:32
I wonder how deep it is.
or
Lethal Groin Strike??? HA! I'll believe it when I see it!
or
Let me get this straight; Once you twelve beautiful women start having sex with me, you won't stop until I'm dead? I can live with that.
:)
Monkey Pirate Island
10-06-2006, 01:44
This would be my deathbed speech:
"Before I go, I just want you all to know that it shouldn't pain you to know that I'm gone. I've lived a long life, and a good one at that. I have no regrets in life, and I am perfectly content to finally rest. Sonny Jim? Are you there? Here, hold my hand. Good, good. Take care of your mother when I'm gone. You've made me proud in life, son. Now, it's my time... to... go...," then I would close my eyes, bob my head down, wait about thirty seconds, and get back up. "Not quite, I guess. But any time now, I swear it. Yep, any time. Any minute now... Say, any of you wanna play Texas Hold 'Em?" And then I die.
My Darwin Award entry:
"Hold my beer and watch this."
And the ever classic...
"What?"
Lunatic Goofballs
10-06-2006, 01:49
" I see God! I see him! He's standing right in front of me! He's saying something.... He wants me to tell you all that you are all a bunch of dipshits and when the meteor kills you all in 2012, none of you motherfuckers are getting into Heaven. Have a nice day."
Then I die. :)
Galloism
10-06-2006, 01:51
" I see God! I see him! He's standing right in front of me! He's saying something.... He wants me to tell you all that you are all a bunch of dipshits and when the meteor kills you all in 2012, none of you motherfuckers are getting into Heaven. Have a nice day."
Then I die. :)
God swears?
Lunatic Goofballs
10-06-2006, 01:52
God swears?
I would. *nod*
[NS]Caracura
10-06-2006, 02:28
My last words would have to be:
I'm gonna beat my lugie to the ground!
or
The Secret to Power is....
Liberated New Ireland
10-06-2006, 02:49
My last words:
Am I in Heaven? Or is this television?
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 02:59
okay now that you know your final words... dont forget to use them when the actual time comes... even if it doesnt match the occasion at all.
it's sorta like mad libs for life.
In light of that:
"A fitting end for a noble man to embrace his fate and fall to meet his gods."
That should just about cover everything.;)
The Souless Damned
10-06-2006, 03:05
"no no, I did this is Grand Theft Auto hundreds of times, I'm sure it'll work."
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 03:21
If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...
Along those lines:
"Fool! You know as well as I that I cannot be destroyed!" *godmods to instant victory before death*
Im a ninja
10-06-2006, 03:35
Nice Rabbit
*head gets chewed off*
Or, alternativley,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!
both would be cool
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 03:39
Nice Rabbit
*head gets chewed off*
Or, alternativley,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!
both would be cool
That's the most foul, bad-tempered rodent you've ever laid eyes on. He's got HUGE, razor-sharp...*makes fangs with fingers*....He can leap about...*gestures erratically*...LOOK AT THE BONES!!
Im a ninja
10-06-2006, 03:40
That's the most foul, bad-tempered rodent you've ever laid eyes on. He's got HUGE, razor-sharp...*makes fangs with fingers*....He can leap about...*gestures erratically*...LOOK AT THE BONES!!
haha i luv that movie
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 03:45
haha i luv that movie
Yeah, it's the best.
ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT THAT IS MONTY PYTHON!!
Maineiacs
10-06-2006, 04:20
I want my last words to be: "Tell al the lobsters in the Gulf Of Maine to rejoice to whoever lobsters worship."
I live in Maine and I like lobsters.
Yes, my clawed minions! Worship me!
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 04:25
Yes, my clawed minions! Worship me!
*eats clawed minions*
Wait a minute. Did everything just taste purple for a second?
Fetus Murder
10-06-2006, 04:33
My last words would probably be something along the lines of a mumbled slur, as I plan to eat myself to death. Look out for in the news, too.
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 04:35
My last words would probably be something along the lines of a mumbled slur, as I plan to eat myself to death. Look out for in the news, too.
"Good luck. You're gonna need it."
Fetus Murder
10-06-2006, 04:42
"Good luck. You're gonna need it."
I've planned it out. Anorexia, followed by a too-quick recovery. Then a heart attack.... Huh, I guess it's not really eating myself to death, but I could be knawing on my knee or something while heart disease kicks in.
I'm all too pathetic.
Hobovillia
10-06-2006, 04:47
"WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Distortania
10-06-2006, 04:49
Hmmm, my last words?
Its been real,
Its been fun,
But it hasn't been real fun.
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 04:50
"WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I hope you choke on it just so you don't get to finish it.:p
Distortania
10-06-2006, 04:51
I hope you choke on it just so you don't get to finish it.:p
lol
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
10-06-2006, 04:53
Reminds me of a joke...
-What are a redneck's last words?
-Hey ya'll, check this out....
Distortania
10-06-2006, 04:56
Reminds me of a joke...
-What are a redneck's last words?
-Hey ya'll, check this out....
Hey now, I say that all the time... I hope I die with a little more dignity than that.
Boonytopia
10-06-2006, 04:58
I'm pretty sure it's not poisonous.
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 04:59
Hey now, I say that all the time... I hope I die with a little more dignity than that.
Not a chance.
Sexy Goddesses
10-06-2006, 04:59
I want my partner to be the last person I see and I wanna say "I love you and thank you".
Distortania
10-06-2006, 05:00
Not a chance.
You don't know that! And if you do, you mind lettin me know how im gonna go?
Slaughterhouse five
10-06-2006, 05:07
"i will volunteer next week"
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 05:08
I want my partner to be the last person I see and I wanna say "I love you and thank you".
Aww, how cliche, sappy, etc...
Pretty Dirty Business
10-06-2006, 05:09
"I plan to live forever! :) So far so good!"
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 05:10
You don't know that! And if you do, you mind lettin me know how im gonna go?
I can't do that. It could change everything and destroy the universe....
*leans close to whisper secret in ear*
You are going to die when you...
*dies suddenly for no reason*
Distortania
10-06-2006, 05:15
I can't do that. It could change everything and destroy the universe....
*leans close to whisper secret in ear*
You are going to die when you...
*dies suddenly for no reason*
*GASP* POURQUOI!!! oh well, win some, lose some *takes wallet and steals money*
Raistlia
10-06-2006, 05:24
Well, I had a good run, oh hi Jesus!
as opposed to,
Oh my God no, maybe killing the women and children first was the wrong thing to do.
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 05:28
*GASP* POURQUOI!!! oh well, win some, lose some *takes wallet and steals money*
Haha! Jokes on you! I wasn't dead and I have no money! Hahahahahahaha!
Distortania
10-06-2006, 05:30
Haha! Jokes on you! I wasn't dead and I have no money! Hahahahahahaha!
>.< God! ill either die of guilt or embarrassment now!
HotRodia
10-06-2006, 05:32
I want my last words to be exactly what Blogthings predicted they would be.
"I dunno. Press the button and find out."
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 05:35
>.< God! ill either die of guilt or embarrassment now!
Or me!
*throttles Distortania*
Distortania
10-06-2006, 05:39
Or me!
*throttles Distortania*
DOWN! *stabs with electircal cow prod*
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 05:44
DOWN! *stabs with electircal cow prod*
Hey! That's mine! I used it to clear the halls at my old high school.
*reclaims cattle prod and uses it one Distortania*
WC Imperial Court
10-06-2006, 05:47
"Wheeeeee!" Like the 80-year-old in the supermarket. What a way to go!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/06/09/britain.pensioner/index.html
Cross-Eyed Penguins
10-06-2006, 05:51
That's the most foul, bad-tempered rodent you've ever laid eyes on. He's got HUGE, razor-sharp...*makes fangs with fingers*....He can leap about...*gestures erratically*...LOOK AT THE BONES!!
That rabbits got a mean streak a mile wide.
Distortania
10-06-2006, 05:51
Hey! That's mine! I used it to clear the halls at my old high school.
*reclaims cattle prod and uses it one Distortania*
this is really the way i wanted to go anyways, downed with something that helps make my burgers, lol
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 05:53
"Wheeeeee!" Like the 80-year-old in the supermarket. What a way to go!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/06/09/britain.pensioner/index.html
I hope you, too, choke in the middle of it, just because someone else already posted that response.:p
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 05:54
this is really the way i wanted to go anyways, downed with something that helps make my burgers, lol
Oh, it won't kill you. But you won't like the way you feel in the morning.;)
Distortania
10-06-2006, 05:56
"Wheeeeee!" Like the 80-year-old in the supermarket. What a way to go!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/06/09/britain.pensioner/index.html
He went down doing what he loved.
Distortania
10-06-2006, 05:57
Oh, it won't kill you. But you won't like the way you feel in the morning.;)
Personally, i just hope i don't feel tomorrow.
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 06:03
Personally, i just hope i don't feel tomorrow.
*uses best Yoda voice*
Oh, you will. You will....
Anarchuslavia
10-06-2006, 06:46
"no, no, no. the red toadstools are poisonous.
these berries should be fine"
but might be:
"hmph. suicide it is then."
Kinda Sensible people
10-06-2006, 06:52
"You see, I read somewhere that driving with your feet while manipulating the pedals with your hands is more effective than the other way around. No of course I don't remember where I r-"
Or perhaps, given my genetics.
"Say... Who are you? Do I know you? Oh no, I'm only 10, I don't have a wife. Do you know where my mommy is? ... ... Say.... Who are you?"
Soviet Haaregrad
10-06-2006, 06:58
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
Or perhaps:
Go ahead and shoot, it's not like I have anything planned anyways.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
OR:
"I may be mouthing off a guy with a gun, but I am still smarter than George Bush!"
EDIT: OR:
"You can't hurt me as long as I'm wearing my CHEESE HELMET!"
Brains in Tanks
10-06-2006, 07:02
"In a few more seconds I'll be 27 trillion years old."
SURPRISE!!!
"Urrg! My bionic heart!"
Zumorito
10-06-2006, 07:04
I would like it if my last words were "No Regrets" and if I could truly mean it at the end of my life.
Aidenmae
10-06-2006, 07:08
Im just going to sing random lyrics to songs I like.
..even if we die, we lived with passion. They said we burn so bright. ..
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-06-2006, 07:22
Ideally, I'll die in some terrible accident that involves having my chest cavity and abdomen torn open, so I could go out with:
"Holy shit, so that's what my organs look like. Awesome. Pity about all the blood, I wish I had a clearer view . . ."
Or, if the situation I'm in denies me a chance to see my innards ripped out as I die.
"No! I can't die yet, I haven't seen my organs!!"
Dein Muttershaus
10-06-2006, 08:34
pfff. Lube is for losers and wimp. Blood is natures lube.
Tears work better.
Either those drapes go, or I do!
Martian colony 43
10-06-2006, 08:42
"My other hospital bed is a porsche."
or
"Yipee-ki-ay, motherfucker."
[NS]Zukariaa
10-06-2006, 08:48
"leeeeeeeeeeerooooy Jenkins!!!!!!!!"
I think I'd prefer to say something like, "What IS that...?"
In reality, though, I'll probably end up calling for my mother.
Rhursbourg
10-06-2006, 10:45
my last words if i life to be over 100, "But one day, an Autobot shall rise from our ranks, and use the power of the matrix to light our darkest hour."
Something along the lines of this:
Henry Jones was a successful English playwright during the last quarter of the 19th century. On his deathbed, his nurse and his niece asked him whom he would prefer to have at his side during the evening. "The prettier," he said, "Now fight for it."
Ingenious.
--
Mine: "You can't kill me because I've got magic ar------rrgghhh!"
Hegglesworth
10-06-2006, 12:35
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the other people in his car.
If I get last words, I'd be tempted by "Don't worry everyone, I'll just restart from a previous save point"
Either that or "There'd better be a good 'Game Over' sequence!"
Jesuites
10-06-2006, 12:40
the Emeritus Fellow of All Souls salutes you all... :gundge:
The High Priest
- Alive and Kicking -
BackwoodsSquatches
10-06-2006, 12:46
"WTF!! Minus fifty D.K.P!!"
No words.
But I wish my last action to be pressing an unfamiliar unmarked button.
BackwoodsSquatches
10-06-2006, 12:50
No words.
But I wish my last action to be pressing an unfamiliar unmarked button.
A big, shiny, jolly, candy-like button, preferably red?
Great Eastern Plains
10-06-2006, 12:55
"and thanks for all the fish"
The Elder Malaclypse
10-06-2006, 13:01
"Fuck off and leave me alone- can't you see i'm trying to die here?"
CanuckHeaven
10-06-2006, 13:05
I want mine to be either:
Fuck you.
I'll see you in hell.
It was fun though, wasn't it?
This is taking forever.
I repent (close my eyes then)...of nothing!
Oh God, I am coming.
NeoThalia
10-06-2006, 13:18
To give a serious response where none seem to have yet been given:
I would like to die a serene death in the presence of my family. I want to know with certainty that before I pass on I will have fulfilled my purpose in life and that my memory and efforts will live on through my family.
To that end:
I would like my last words before I die to either be:
"Goodbye, My love." as I die peacefully in the arms of my beloved.
OR
"Take care my son. You have made me proud with your accomplishments in life, and I hope you will continue to honor me in death by continuing to be the moral, intelligent, and just man that you are." the evening before I die in my sleep at the ripe old age of 104.
NT
Unrestrained Merrymaki
10-06-2006, 13:42
Anything, as long as its kind, pleasant, nice...or funny. :p
I hope nobody expects me to say anything brilliant. My mother's last words were, "When are you going to turn out the light?" For some reason, these words weren't good enough for her mother, who was greatly annoyed to hear how insignificant they were. I have always wondered why that was so important. What was her expectation do you suppose? "Vidi Vini Vichi"?
Unrestrained Merrymaki
10-06-2006, 13:47
God swears?
Why wouldn't he?
A big, shiny, jolly, candy-like button, preferably red?
Sure, or a yellow and black stripey one.
Unrestrained Merrymaki
10-06-2006, 13:52
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the other people in his car.
OMG that is HILARIOUS!!!
Did you write that? You didn't write that. Tell me who wrote that. If you wrote that, I have work for you.
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 13:56
OMG that is HILARIOUS!!!
Did you write that? You didn't write that. Tell me who wrote that. If you wrote that, I have work for you.
He definitely did NOT write that!
THE MYSTERY MAN DID.:eek: :eek: :eek: :D :eek: :mad: :mp5:
New Burmesia
10-06-2006, 13:59
What do you want your last words to be?
Said very, very late.:)
Galloism
10-06-2006, 14:26
Why wouldn't he?
Dunno, just never figured on God hanging out and talking like a rapper.
Jordaxia
10-06-2006, 15:56
"Tell my wife 'Hello'"
Filthy neutrals. Though on that note, "You win again, Gravity!" *whilst shaking fist*
Im a ninja
10-06-2006, 15:57
To give a serious response where none seem to have yet been given:
I would like to die a serene death in the presence of my family. I want to know with certainty that before I pass on I will have fulfilled my purpose in life and that my memory and efforts will live on through my family.
To that end:
I would like my last words before I die to either be:
"Goodbye, My love." as I die peacefully in the arms of my beloved.
OR
"Take care my son. You have made me proud with your accomplishments in life, and I hope you will continue to honor me in death by continuing to be the moral, intelligent, and just man that you are." the evening before I die in my sleep at the ripe old age of 104.
NT
Thats heartfelt, touching, and very, very boring.
Eutrusca
10-06-2006, 15:57
What do you want your last words to be?
To all my creditors: Mwahahahahahahaha! Kiss my ass, you mutha-frackers! :D
Jordaxia
10-06-2006, 15:59
To all my creditors: Mwahahahahahahaha! Kiss my ass, you mutha-frackers! :D
You disappoint me. I had expected more of a Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaw! Gradually fading to nothing and being replaced with a very large nuclear explosion.
Eutrusca
10-06-2006, 16:00
You disappoint me. I had expected more of a Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaw! Gradually fading to nothing and being replaced with a very large nuclear explosion.
Oh. That too! :D
Neo Kervoskia
10-06-2006, 16:00
To all my creditors: Mwahahahahahahaha! Kiss my ass, you mutha-frackers! :D
Time your death just right. Take out a huuuuuuge loan and go to Vegas.
Eutrusca
10-06-2006, 16:01
Time your death just right. Take out a huuuuuuge loan and go to Vegas.
LMAO! Actually, truth be known, I want to die totally debt-free so my children don't have to battle creditors and lawyers.
Neo Kervoskia
10-06-2006, 16:08
LMAO! Actually, truth be known, I want to die totally debt-free so my children don't have to battle creditors and lawyers.
Oh...well do something fun like enter a speed boar race and you boat could be filled with fireworks. Of course you'll be 90 at this point, but that just makes it more fun.
Eutrusca
10-06-2006, 16:09
Oh...well do something fun like enter a speed boar race and you boat could be filled with fireworks. Of course you'll be 90 at this point, but that just makes it more fun.
Nahh. I increasingly doubt that I'll see 70. Meh.
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 19:00
That rabbits got a mean streak a mile wide.
What's he going to do? Nibble your bum?
Fascist Dominion
10-06-2006, 19:05
I would like it if my last words were "No Regrets" and if I could truly mean it at the end of my life.
Most people can't honestly say that.
"I'll kill your deceased loved ones in the afterlife before you can see them, fucker."
"See ya on the flip side"
Grave_n_idle
10-06-2006, 20:14
Something about a 'waffer-thin' mint...
Amrotville
10-06-2006, 20:31
"Oh, Col. Blake, what are you doing here? Oh, fuck...."
"Hey, God, all those things I said about you? I didn't mean them. Were straight, right?"
"Call up work, and tell them I won't be in tomorrow."
Something about a 'waffer-thin' mint..."But I didn't even eat the tuna..."
Anti-Social Darwinism
10-06-2006, 20:36
Finally, I can afford to live.
Super-power
10-06-2006, 20:41
I want these (http://protos.dk/public/pictures/protos05/all_your_base.jpg) to be my last words. :D
Gusitania
10-06-2006, 20:51
Someone already surely used this...but "I TOLD you I wasnt feeling well" will probably be it
Fascist Dominion
11-06-2006, 02:13
Something about a 'waffer-thin' mint...
...Or maybe "Better get a bucket.";) Could also go with "It's only waffer-thin..."
Fascist Dominion
11-06-2006, 02:14
"But I didn't even eat the tuna..."
*points ominously to salmon mouse with skeletal hand*
"The salmon mouse!"
*points ominously to salmon mouse with skeletal hand*
"The salmon mouse!"
oh dear... I didn't... I guess I used the Canned Salmon... I'm so embarrassed.
Fascist Dominion
11-06-2006, 02:44
oh dear... I didn't... I guess I used the Canned Salmon... I'm so embarrassed.
They always do. *sigh*
The Parkus Empire
11-06-2006, 02:56
I'm not sure. I've contimplated it for a while...
"Oh, so that's all it was? Not much to fuss about really..."
"Quickly, bring me the computer. Must...play...one...last game...of Battlefront II...
Fascist Dominion
11-06-2006, 03:00
I'm not sure. I've contimplated it for a while...
"Oh, so that's all it was? Not much to fuss about really..."
"Quickly, bring me the computer. Must...play...one...last game...of Battlefront II...
Good choice, but the implication is that you'd die before you could play it.
Roguesia
11-06-2006, 03:40
Best last words ever-
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough" -- I forget whose last words they were, unfortunately :(
Fascist Dominion
11-06-2006, 03:48
Best last words ever-
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough" -- I forget whose last words they were, unfortunately :(
Check earlier, if you ever come back. Someone else already posted them, IIRC.
Roguesia
11-06-2006, 04:19
Check earlier, if you ever come back. Someone else already posted them, IIRC.
Aw, sorry. How about Che Guevara's last words- "Don't let it end like this... tell them I said something..."
Megaloria
11-06-2006, 04:24
I'd like to have something like "I understand". Knowing myself though, it will probably be more along the lines of "ooh, someone dropped a quarter in the cardboard masher!"
Fascist Dominion
11-06-2006, 04:25
Aw, sorry. How about Che Guevara's last words- "Don't let it end like this... tell them I said something..."
LOL I didn't mean you couldn't also post them. I just thought you could look up the other post to see if they knew who said it. But one can rarely go wrong quoting Che.
Fascist Dominion
11-06-2006, 04:33
I'd like to have something like "I understand". Knowing myself though, it will probably be more along the lines of "ooh, someone dropped a quarter in the cardboard masher!"
Someone else said "No regrets." That would be nice to honestly say. Wish I could, but I can't now.
*tosses quarter into cardboard masher*
Good Lifes
11-06-2006, 06:14
I told you I was sick.
Desperate Measures
11-06-2006, 06:31
Rasputin. I know all of your secrets. You saved the boy by....
I've thought about this a lot, and my views have changed a lot. And they always keep changing. So mine would have to be:
"I changed my mind."
"The meaning of life is....."
BackwoodsSquatches
11-06-2006, 14:07
"The money is hidden under the....."
"Thank you for flying Air: Life, please exit to the left for Heaven, and the right for Hell."
Cypresaria
11-06-2006, 15:11
I think my last words will be exactly the same as when a car drove into me at 50 mph
'ohhhhhhh sh"
and when I wake up in heaven or hell the first word I shall say is "it"
Pyschotika
11-06-2006, 15:14
"thank you.."
Fascist Dominion
12-06-2006, 04:29
"thank you.."
"Thank you; come again."
"Thank you; come again."
you really are an interesting charachter
9i'll be back....... with weapons!!!!! lots and lots of higfhly explosive weapons)
Fascist Dominion
12-06-2006, 06:16
you really are an interesting charachter
9i'll be back....... with weapons!!!!! lots and lots of higfhly explosive weapons)
That I am. Just so you know, that was prolly my fourth post of last words.:D
That I am. Just so you know, that was prolly my fourth post of last words.:D
lolz... fun fun fun^^
Dein Muttershaus
12-06-2006, 06:30
If I knew I'd live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Fascist Dominion
12-06-2006, 06:30
lolz... fun fun fun^^
Only online.;)
Fascist Dominion
12-06-2006, 06:32
If I knew I'd live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Too bad you won't live long enough to need to say that.:p
Cockstein
12-06-2006, 06:53
that's what I'm gonna say if I get to say anything
:headbang:
Fascist Dominion
12-06-2006, 06:55
that's what I'm gonna say if I get to say anything
:headbang:
Which you won't.:p
Commie Catholics
12-06-2006, 06:57
I found a few peoples last words yeaterday. My favourites were:
"Don't worry. It's not loaded."
and
"Either those curtains go or I do"
Fascist Dominion
12-06-2006, 07:02
I found a few peoples last words yeaterday. My favourites were:
"Don't worry. It's not loaded."
and
"Either those curtains go or I do"
If I ever get "married" I'm convinced it'll be something akin to that last one. *nods*
"I hid the treasure at-"
and then die. Ho boy will that piss a lot of people off.
Khalhazarus
12-06-2006, 07:25
My first words were "uh-oh"
It would be rather fitting if my last words were too.
The New Eastern Block
12-06-2006, 07:36
"Fermat was right...there is an elegant solution...I've finally found it. The solution is (enter sound effect here) "
Baking Soda
12-06-2006, 07:43
"I do."
Demented Hamsters
12-06-2006, 08:32
"Fermat was right...there is an elegant solution...I've finally found it. The solution is (enter sound effect here) "
Fermat solution has been solved, so you're a bit late.
As for me, I'd like it to be, "Top that, Hugh Hefner!!"
Chicowick
27-06-2006, 19:32
Probably not what I want them to be, but what they will be:
"But dad..."
Followed by either
"Do I have to?"
or
"Why me? Why not Dan?"
"There's a very important secret I want to tell everyone..." - then die. :p
Or
"*Looking up* Hey, why does that look like an atomic bomb?"
Or
"Hey! Wait! Legless mice? Old ladies that pet cats all the time? Wait, I was sent to the wrong..."
Don't know if this one has been done yet...
"No, no, give me the pliers you idiot. You cut the red wire first, like this see?"
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
Chicowick
27-06-2006, 20:21
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
And that would be dad's replay to me!
I V Stalin
27-06-2006, 20:25
"Bugger."
Druidville
27-06-2006, 20:37
"Oh Bother." in my best I'm-about-dead Pooh imitation voice.
Desperate Measures
27-06-2006, 20:46
George, don't make no bull moves. What have you done with him. Oh, Mamma, Mamma, Mamma! Oh, stop it! Stop it!...Oh, Oh, Oh, Sure, sure, Mamma, etc.
http://www.bway.net/~abbot/dutch1.html
Greater Alemannia
27-06-2006, 20:50
"I want you to burn Italy's entire rice crop in my honour" - Me
"Bugger."
That's good too. :D
I V Stalin
27-06-2006, 21:04
That's good too. :D
It works with so many things.
"Your wife is having an affair with your dog". "Bugger".
Your grandmother has escaped from the old folks' home and is dancing naked in the high street". "Bugger".
"Now, Mr. Bond, I shall kill you". "Bugger".
Lamented personalspace
27-06-2006, 21:14
mine would be the same as on spike milligans grave stone,
'I told you I was ill'
;)
Willamena
27-06-2006, 21:15
My first words were "uh-oh"
It would be rather fitting if my last words were too.
How about ... "oh no".
Andaluciae
27-06-2006, 21:21
G'night darlin'.
*falls asleep*
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.....hiccup....
"This better be painless or I'll be pissed."
Andaluciae
27-06-2006, 21:23
Either that or "Aeh, fuckberries."
Chicowick
27-06-2006, 21:32
"So you're a cannibal are you?:D
And you're going to put that where?!?!
dunno what id say, maybe, shit i left the gas on or something random
for my graveston i want
"so will you sleep with me now???"
I've posted here before, but what the Hell, I've got a better one:
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Grainne Ni Malley
28-06-2006, 02:21
I suppose it would have to depend on the circumstances of my death.
I could always go for the melodramatic: "This is the end... this is the end, my friend."
Or if I get hit by a truck: "I should've looked both ways."
If I'm bitter: "Light at the end of the tunnel my ass!"
Reflective: "My life just passed before my eyes... I'm screwed!"
Desperate Measures
28-06-2006, 02:28
Loneliness, thats the bottom line. I was never happy
as a child . . . Christmas Ted, what does that mean
to you? It was living hell. Do you know what its
like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head.
With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does,
that never happens. Sorry Ted, that's a dumb question.
Dishonorable Scum
28-06-2006, 03:13
My last words will be: "My job here is done."
Which is why I never finish any job I'm assigned. If I can't truthfully say it, I'll live forever!
http://www.profileking.org/smilies/53.gif
Her Eternal Majesty
28-06-2006, 03:47
Look! Behind you! it's a... it's a... *dies*
Montacanos
28-06-2006, 04:03
My last words would be dedicated entirely to convincing the family and freinds around me that I was part of an ancient conspiracy. Then I would drag it out so the last thing I ever said was a vague random "clue" like:
"The secret sleeps with the moss at the crossing of the horse and Boar."
Desperate Measures
28-06-2006, 04:04
Who was the idiot who bought shrimp by the bulk?
Dashanzi
28-06-2006, 04:04
"I love you."
Zatarack
28-06-2006, 04:22
"You better make sure my death isn't in vain, or I swear I will come back and haunt you forever"
"It's nothing but a bunny! Aww look at the cute wittle bunny! Hey let's get closer!"
Galloism
28-06-2006, 04:41
"It's nothing but a bunny! Aww look at the cute wittle bunny! Hey let's get closer!"
Cookie for the reference.
Bring up thine holy hand grenade...
Grainne Ni Malley
28-06-2006, 04:45
"It's nothing but a bunny! Aww look at the cute wittle bunny! Hey let's get closer!"
Which reminds me of...
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit."
"Ohh."
"That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
"You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!"
"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"
Baked squirrels
28-06-2006, 04:49
Don't make any long annoying speeches, just do it! Oh shi...shi...
The four perfect cats
28-06-2006, 04:54
No last words, those are for people who intend to die.
NilbuDcom
28-06-2006, 04:55
"All my debts to charity"
If Bill Gates can do it...
Boonytopia
28-06-2006, 06:48
Ouch.
King Arthur the Great
28-06-2006, 07:00
It doesn't matter what you od, so much as how you die. Specifically, on your feet. (Salutes Cuchulainn, greatest of the Celtic Warrior Heroes.)
As for words, well, "EUUULLLAAAAALLLLIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"...whack...thud. death by destruction of brain, while in battle, while on my feet. Or by getting speared, but using spear to keep myself upright.
Straughn
28-06-2006, 07:21
I have only three words for you....
"Front Towards Enemy"
and then I would hit the clacker.
BTW ... Ermey was on House last week. :)