NationStates Jolt Archive

*Blushes again*
Aww, thanks :)
:fluffle:
Straughn gave me a smiley for such situations: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/blush_tweetz.gif

*sigh*

*quietly removes the primary and/or secondary sex characteristics of everyone in this thread, excepting himself, who is already lacking in them being a giant evil robot after all*
Haha! You forgot the tertiary ones!:p

W00T! :D

Mostly cuz I'm an asshole. ;)
That doesn't stop me from getting fluffles.:p But I don't get them often.:(

That doesn't stop me from getting fluffles.:p But I don't get them often.:(

You just leghump until you get 'em. :p

You wanna pair up with a guy who works for McDonald's?
Really low standards.:rolleyes: And still she chooses him over Dina.:D

For all y'all: :fluffle:

You sounded so sad :D

Really low standards.:rolleyes: And still she chooses him over Dina.:D

Pretty sad, ain't it?

You weren't clear enough... See what kind of trouble that can land you in?

:fluffle: I'm fluffling everyone today, it seems...
That's not the first time my ambiguity has gotten me into trouble like that. *sighs*
Wait a tick! I was responding to her post, not yours, so it should assumed by any being of remotely intelligent mental capacity that I was addressing her. Besides, I have never asked you for anything sexy before, have I? No, I'm not leaving that open for answer because the answer is "No, you certainly haven't."

You just leghump until you get 'em. :p
No good. I don't have any experience at leghumping. It'd come off as creepy. You stick to what works for you, though.:p

Pretty sad, ain't it?
Mostly for TC. ;)

No good. I don't have any experience at leghumping. It'd come off as creepy. You stick to what works for you, though.:p

Yeah, never seen you leghumping... :rolleyes:

Yeah, never seen you leghumping... :rolleyes:
:headbang: Just like I said. No experience.:headbang:

:headbang: Just like I said. No experience.:headbang:


Don't make me go linking to threads, mate... :p

That's not the first time my ambiguity has gotten me into trouble like that. *sighs*
Wait a tick! I was responding to her post, not yours, so it should assumed by any being of remotely intelligent mental capacity that I was addressing her. Besides, I have never asked you for anything sexy before, have I? No, I'm not leaving that open for answer because the answer is "No, you certainly haven't."
Are you accusing me of intelligence? Why the cheek...

And I had a really good answer for your question, but you had to ruin it hadn't you *sniff*
Well, the moment has passed, so I won't say anything. No, not a word, not an innuendo. Nothing. Absolute silence. You won't hear a peep out of me on that subjevt. Not now, not ever. That is, in other words, never. As in "not in my lifetime, but maybe it would happen in yours because I don't know how old you're planning to get". Get the picture? Do I have to draw you a schematic? I'll stay quiet. Shutting up, for the good of mankind. Not talking anymore. Nope. Not a sound shall pass my lips. I shall not touch the keyboard anymore with regards to that particular question. In fact *mumph*

Don't make me go linking to threads, mate... :p

That's what I thought. :p

That's what I thought. :p
Link it... You know you want to... :cool:

Link it... You know you want to... :cool:

Oh, I do, but I'll behave for a change. ;)

Oh, I do, but I'll behave for a change. ;)
What? :eek: That's not like you! Sure you're feeling alright? No fever? You're not high on artificial sweetener or anything?

What? :eek: That's not like you! Sure you're feeling alright? No fever? You're not high on artificial sweetener or anything?

Nah, just drunk and feeling generous -- not towards FD, mind you, though.

Nah, just drunk and feeling generous -- not towards FD, mind you, though.
Ah, a state of bliss... Very well, I shall prod you no more. Enjoy :cool:

Posting drunk on NS general: The source of some bad blood, three fights a day, one vendetta and one surprising pregnancy. Post with caution.

Ah, a state of bliss... Very well, I shall prod you no more. Enjoy :cool:

Posting drunk on NS general: The source of some bad blood, three fights a day, one vendetta and one surprising pregnancy. Post with caution.

Meh, the one to whom I'm being kind most likely has her legs in the air for an engaged guy. I just feel sorry for his betrothed.

Meh, the one to whom I'm being kind most likely has her legs in the air for an engaged guy. I just feel sorry for his betrothed.
Talking about R/L issues here, I gather?

Friend of yours, this gal?

Talking about R/L issues here, I gather?

Friend of yours, this gal?

Nope, not a friend at all. I just know shite that goes on outside this forum. ;)

Nope, not a friend at all. I just know shite that goes on outside this forum. ;)
Cryptic... Am I reading you correctly if I think you're implying that someone on this forum is doing something naughty outside the forum? Or are these people sombody I will never meet, neither in R/L nor virtually?

Cryptic... Am I reading you correctly if I think you're implying that someone on this forum is doing something naughty outside the forum? Or are these people sombody I will never meet, neither in R/L nor virtually?

1. Yes, outside the forum.

2. Yes, you'll probably never meet her irl, but I'm sure you've seen her here.

1. Yes, outside the forum.

2. Yes, you'll probably never meet her irl, but I'm sure you've seen her here.
I see...

I've probably seen her, yes. I shall not ask you to name names, however. That would probably be rude. I won't even ask in white text! Who would have expected that from me huh?

An unfortunate situation, nevertheless.

I see...

I've probably seen her, yes. I shall not ask you to name names, however. That would probably be rude. I won't even ask in white text! Who would have expected that from me huh?

An unfortunate situation, nevertheless.

Indeed. I feel very bad for the woman sitting at home right now, while she's being cheated on. Disgusting really.

Indeed. I feel very bad for the woman sitting at home right now, while she's being cheated on. Disgusting really.
Yeah, but what can you do?

No worries, though, the offending tramp in question'll be on once her mantoy goes home. Give it three or four hours.

Yeah, but what can you do?

Nothing really. Unfortunately, I've been there -- engaged and not knowing that my fiance was off screwing some other guy. Lovely stuff that.

Nothing really. Unfortunately, I've been there -- engaged and not knowing that my fiance was off screwing some other guy. Lovely stuff that.
Ah. I see why you're identifying with the person being cheated on, then.

Ah. I see why you're identifying with the person being cheated on, then.

Yeah, definitely a huge kick in the nads that was. It was six years before I even considered dating again.

Yeah, definitely a huge kick in the nads that was. It was six years before I even considered dating again.
Ouch! But it's behind you now, I hope?

Ouch! But it's behind you now, I hope?

Yeah, it's been 10 years since that mess -- something like that, though, I'm not sure one ever "gets over it" really.

Yeah, it's been 10 years since that mess -- something like that, though, I'm not sure one ever "gets over it" really.
No, I wouldn't wish it on anyone... It's not a good situation to end up in.

Oh well, I'm punching out for a while. So cheer up and stuff - I'll see you around, eh? ;)

No, I wouldn't wish it on anyone... It's not a good situation to end up in.

Oh well, I'm punching out for a while. So cheer up and stuff - I'll see you around, eh? ;)

Of course, have a g'night, mate! :D

Sadly, I think Dina's a better choice.:p
That's cruel. :p

Don't make me go linking to threads, mate... :p
Okay, I'll stop now....
*sheepishly kicks floor*

Okay, I'll stop now....
*sheepishly kicks floor*
You don't to make people go linking to threads. You are perfectly capable of doing it by yourself...

Are you accusing me of intelligence? Why the cheek...

And I had a really good answer for your question, but you had to ruin it hadn't you *sniff*
Well, the moment has passed, so I won't say anything. No, not a word, not an innuendo. Nothing. Absolute silence. You won't hear a peep out of me on that subjevt. Not now, not ever. That is, in other words, never. As in "not in my lifetime, but maybe it would happen in yours because I don't know how old you're planning to get". Get the picture? Do I have to draw you a schematic? I'll stay quiet. Shutting up, for the good of mankind. Not talking anymore. Nope. Not a sound shall pass my lips. I shall not touch the keyboard anymore with regards to that particular question. In fact *mumph*
No, I was accusing you of stupidity. And I know I had to ruin it. I can't have you getting your hopes up. And I plan to live forever, but I'll prolly be assassinated before age 40....

That's cruel. :p
Meh. It's true.

You don't to make people go linking to threads. You are perfectly capable of doing it by yourself...
But I won't.:p

But I won't.:p
...this time! :rolleyes:

How you doin'? ;)


Sexy enough for ya? :p
Sexy enough for me :P
ROFL :D

Straughn gave me a smiley for such situations: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/blush_tweetz.gif

Ah, I saw that one :)

...this time! :rolleyes:
Prolly not ever.

Sexy enough for me :P
ROFL :D
Then say it yourself, so I don't have to tease BritSter. You know I only have witty comments for you.
No, it's not funny. Wait...yes, it is.;)

To end the fluffle-whoring?

It's basically universal castration for people who have things to castrate, and dehormonisation for the rest of you.
Courtesy DCD :
http://www.courttv.com/trials/castration/041106_ctv.html

Hiya, people. What's a-spamming?

Hiya, people. What's a-spamming?
Not much yet, m'lady Queen.;) Darkness challenges your throne in another thread.

Not much yet, m'lady Queen.;) Darkness challenges your throne in another thread.

:eek: I would never challenge La Dame, I mearly keep you all, her minions, in check while she studies :)

Then say it yourself, so I don't have to tease BritSter. You know I only have witty comments for you.
No, it's not funny. Wait...yes, it is.;)
But you teasing the BritSter is funny
Quite :p

Not much yet, m'lady Queen.;) Darkness challenges your throne in another thread.

You just drop poor Darkness flat and drop a dime on her :eek: when dames shows up

Not much yet, m'lady Queen.;) Darkness challenges your throne in another thread.
Oooh! GOOD, good!!!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu86.gif

:eek: I would never challenge La Dame, I mearly keep you all, her minions, in check while she studies :)
Oooh, BAD, bad ...

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu62.gif

You just drop poor Darkness flat and drop a dime on her :eek: when dames shows up

It's cruel, his treatment of me *crys* :(

Not much yet, m'lady Queen.;) Darkness challenges your throne in another thread.
Got a link?

Don't worry, Darkness, challenge away. Chances are, I'm going to lose my throne over this summer anyway. I'm going to be camping where there is no eletricity for a month and a half, with only saturdays free to go online. But I need to spend the saturdays shopping, showering, doing laundry, and catching up with social obligations, so I won't get much of a chance to come online at all. In fact, I think I shall pass the throne onto you for the summer if you wish for it. :D

You just drop poor Darkness flat and drop a dime on her :eek: when dames shows up
Bad FD. *beats with a spatula* :p

Oooh! GOOD, good!!!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu86.gif
Enjoying the show there?

btw, wanna pass some of that popcorn?

We have not mentioned a pairing in a while, and we are not yet at the twenty-page mark yet. So...

Ny and Psychotic Dan
(Not for any particular reason, but just because I don't remember having seen them mentioned yet)

Bad FD. *beats with a spatula* :p
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist
With a spatula tatooed on her arm (on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch
And he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm
And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth

Straughn John Silver Phun(k) Fact: The first (and possibly only) fan to ever sign Weird Al.
There's pix. *nods*

Enjoying the show there?

btw, wanna pass some of that popcorn?
Sure - do you want pre-popped, post-popped, or un-popped?

It's better when you're holding the kernals in your palm and i use my brimstone breath to pop them. *nods*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu11.gif

Ripley's Believe It Or Not! is a cool show. It actually showed a guy snort corn kernals and shoot them out his eyes.

Dinaverg wants me to pair up with him. I want to pair up with:

http://stevemasson.ifrance.com/Photos%20de%20Alexandre%20Despatie/Alexandre%20Despatie%2092.jpg

Curse you Alexandre! ... We shall be forced to handle this... <_< >_>

Sure - do you want pre-popped, post-popped, or un-popped?

It's better when you're holding the kernals in your palm and i use my brimstone breath to pop them. *nods*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu11.gif

Ripley's Believe It Or Not! is a cool show. It actually showed a guy snort corn kernals and shoot them out his eyes.
...That's creepy. *shudders*

but I'd like popped with extra butter, please. :D

:eek: I would never challenge La Dame, I mearly keep you all, her minions, in check while she studies :)
No one keeps me in check but Teh Modz. Not even the Lady herself.

Oooh! GOOD, good!!!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu86.gif
Why, thank you. I do pride myself on excellent work.
*haughty grin*

Popcorn is the devil's choice in snacks!

It's cruel, his treatment of me *crys* :(

Aw, so my pairing seems to be inaccurate? You look like you need comforting...

:fluffle:

Remember, a :fluffle: a day keeps the NSA away!

It's cruel, his treatment of me *crys* :(
:eek: My treatment of you!? That was NOTHING! No one takes me seriously!! EVER! I would bring up your horrible treatment of me if I thought my rage could stomach it without saying things I know I'd regret for many reasons.

Bad FD. *beats with a spatula* :p

Hehe!

Spatulas are the most cruel and unusual instruments with which to beat someome :D

No one keeps me in check but Teh Modz. Not even the Lady herself.
What if I was a mod in disguise?

besides, I REALLY don't think you want the title of spam queen anyway. :p

Bad FD. *beats with a spatula* :p
*takes spatula and throws it really far away*
:mad: *glares at the Lady with unparallelled fury*:mad:

...That's creepy. *shudders*

but I'd like popped with extra butter, please. :D
Hold on - i'll scrape one of my more accomodating arteries out, and pat your palm with it.
*scrapes*
*pats*
It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol!

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/drink/trink31.gif

Hehe!

Spatulas are the most cruel and unusual instruments with which to beat someome :D
Thank you. Would you like a customary beating spatula made for you? :p

Aw, so my pairing seems to be inaccurate? You look like you need comforting...

:fluffle:

Remember, a :fluffle: a day keeps the NSA away!
Are you implying that Pride and Prejudice gave a faulty marriage assignment!?:eek:

Aw, so my pairing seems to be inaccurate? You look like you need comforting...

:fluffle:

Remember, a :fluffle: a day keeps the NSA away!

Hehehe, thanks :) Whats the NSA?

:fluffle:

:eek: My treatment of you!? That was NOTHING! No one takes me seriously!! EVER! I would bring up your horrible treatment of me if I thought my rage could stomach it without saying things I know I'd regret for many reasons.

Lol... Have I ever treated you horribly? :rolleyes:

*takes spatula and throws it really far away*
:mad: *glares at the Lady with unparallelled fury*:mad:
What, are you another one of those folk with a requirement for a "special application" of the spatula, in a "special tingly place"?
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/boese036.gif

What if I was a mod in disguise?

besides, I REALLY don't think you want the title of spam queen anyway. :p
:mad: *too angry to respond to the Lady*:mad:

Thank you. Would you like a customary beating spatula made for you? :p

If you feel so inclined... I could put such an item to many uses ;)

Fass and Ny Nordland. They're both idiots, but bipolar when compared together.

Aw, so my pairing seems to be inaccurate? You look like you need comforting...

:fluffle:

Remember, a :fluffle: a day keeps the NSA away!

Bah, have you seen what she's done? Scorned me for this...this...Other guy! :(

Lol... Have I ever treated you horribly? :rolleyes:
Would I suggest it otherwise? Hmm? If I used a more mocking tone, it might be assumed, but not with this one.

Are you implying that Pride and Prejudice gave a faulty marriage assignment!?:eek:

Marriage assignment... Are you talking about the old married couple thing? :confused:

*takes spatula and throws it really far away*
:mad: *glares at the Lady with unparallelled fury*:mad:
Hmm...me think'st FD had incidents involving spatula's before.

*puts on Freud costume* So how does that make you feel? :p

What, are you another one of those folk with a requirement for a "special application" of the spatula, in a "special tingly place"?
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/boese036.gif
:upyours:
:mad: *turns evil glare to Straughn*:mad:

Marriage assignment... Are you talking about the old married couple thing? :confused:
Is there another?:rolleyes:

Hmm...me think'st FD had incidents involving spatula's before.

*puts on Freud costume* So how does that make you feel? :p
*sets Freud costume on fire*

If you feel so inclined... I could put such an item to many uses ;)
alright, wooden or metallic? ...or maybe both? :eek:

:upyours:
:mad: *turns evil glare to Straughn*:mad:
*basks*

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/491.gif

*sets Freud costume on fire*
:eek:
From http://skepdic.com/graphics/freud.jpg

to http://wallpaper.ironlava.com/images/fire/fire_0640.jpg

:eek:
From http://skepdic.com/graphics/freud.jpg

to http://wallpaper.ironlava.com/images/fire/fire_0640.jpg
You might wanna get that looked at....
*mood improves only slightly for a fraction of a second*

alright, wooden or metallic? ...or maybe both? :eek:

Yes, a wooden handle with the rest metal sounds pretty good :eek:

Yes, a wooden handle with the rest metal sounds pretty good :eek:
http://pappasgrills.com/images/Salmon%20Spatula.gif

Pour vous, extra wide in case FD doesn't listen. :p

You might wanna get that looked at....
*mood improves only slightly for a fraction of a second*
pfft. I don't care about your mood. You destroyed my Freud costume. Now what am I going to wear when I want to scare psychiatric patients?

http://pappasgrills.com/images/Salmon%20Spatula.gif

Pour vous, extra wide in case FD doesn't listen. :p
*melts down spatula and casts dagger*
*cuts out Lady's tongue*

pfft. I don't care about your mood. You destroyed my Freud costume. Now what am I going to wear when I want to scare psychiatric patients?
That's exactly why I don't care what you have to wear to scare anyone.
*burns the Lady's entire closet*

pfft. I don't care about your mood. You destroyed my Freud costume. Now what am I going to wear when I want to scare psychiatric patients?
Dress like Lunatic "Flesh Skep" Goofballs.
Or Minoriteeburg.
Or myself, although that's more likely than not to elicit laughter, not so much fear. You kind of have to have me talk or gesture to them for terror to set in.

*melts down spatula and casts dagger*
*cuts out Lady's tongue*

That dosn't matter. I'm sure that she will still manage to spam.

http://pappasgrills.com/images/Salmon%20Spatula.gif

Pour vous, extra wide in case FD doesn't listen. :p

Haha, thankee :D

*cuts out Lady's tongue*
Hey, are you using that for anything?

I've got some butter and cholesterol i'm not done with, and there's no more spatulas. :(

*melts down spatula and casts dagger*
*cuts out Lady's tongue*
:eek:

FD--->http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb002.gif<---Lady

That dosn't matter. I'm sure that she will still manage to spam.
I didn't cut off her fingers.:rolleyes:
Oh, I made this special dagger just for you. It's a little extra you can add to the tip I gave you in the other thread.

That's exactly why I don't care what you have to wear to scare anyone.
*burns the Lady's entire closet*
But I just got new skirts.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/1106.gif

I didn't cut off her fingers.:rolleyes:
Oh, I made this special dagger just for you. It's a little extra you can add to the tip I gave you in the other thread.
Thanks, but I prefer my old, dull, rusty, blood-stained dagger.

Dress like Lunatic "Flesh Skep" Goofballs.
Or Minoriteeburg.
Or myself, although that's more likely than not to elicit laughter, not so much fear. You kind of have to have me talk or gesture to them for terror to set in.
Hmm...I'm thinking of this http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cartoon/1221.gif
this http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cartoon/1238.gif
or this http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cartoon/1279.gif

:D

Hey, are you using that for anything?

I've got some butter and cholesterol i'm not done with, and there's no more spatulas. :(
*hands Lady tongue to Straughn*

That dosn't matter. I'm sure that she will still manage to spam.
See? Britster understands me. :D

*continues to spam*http://www.websmileys.com/sm/comp/comp07.gif

See? Britster understands me. :D

*continues to spam*http://www.websmileys.com/sm/comp/comp07.gif

Oh the spamity!

:eek:

FD--->http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb002.gif<---Lady
Ladies first, so it's more like this:
Lady--->http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/gewalt/ultima.gif<---Fascist Dominion

Hey, are you using that for anything?

I've got some butter and cholesterol i'm not done with, and there's no more spatulas. :(
*hands Lady tongue to Straughn*
:eek:

THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!

I mean, *mumble mumble mumble*
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/es/3/3c/Kenny.png

But I just got new skirts.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/1106.gif
That's how karma works, I'm afraid.

Thanks, but I prefer my old, dull, rusty, blood-stained dagger.
Yeah, but you could fence this one or throw it at someone so you never have to see a shitty dagger made from a spatula again.

*hands Lady tongue to Straughn*
*temples fingers*
Excellent.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/593.gif

Now i have some of her blood AS WELL AS her tongue.
*prepares kewpie doll and staples*

Ladies first, so it's more like this:
Lady--->http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/gewalt/ultima.gif<---Fascist Dominion
*attacks with hippie powers*
http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/PANZER.gif

See? Britster understands me. :D

*continues to spam*http://www.websmileys.com/sm/comp/comp07.gif
It might appear to the casual onlooker that you've ante'd your aresnal a smidge. More formidable, i'd propose. *bows*

:eek:

THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!

Ooh .... let's just say it's best to keep them at a safe distance for now, and use them when they need to be used ... sparsely and discreetly. *nods sagaciously*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu57.gif

*attacks with hippie powers*
http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/PANZER.gif
Hug this:
http://cmsimg.thedesertsun.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=J1&Date=20050707&Category=NEWS10&ArtNo=507070323&Ref=AR

It might appear to the casual onlooker that you've ante'd your aresnal a smidge. More formidable, i'd propose. *bows*
I blame you. You got me addicted to this whole smilie/picture business.

*sigh*

Thank you. :D

*attacks with hippie powers*
http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/PANZER.gif
LaDame du Spam ... ya might've hit the wrong button.
Didn't you mean this one?
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/240.gif

I blame you. You got me addicted to this whole smilie/picture business.

*sigh*

Thank you. :D
*temples fingers AGAIN*
Excellent.

Er, i mean ... yay, i'm (slightly more than) marginally (impressive) useful!


See in my case, i use it to fill the pathetic void of wit on my part. But you ... you've got a mission.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/870.gif

*temples fingers AGAIN*
Excellent.

Er, i mean ... yay, i'm (slightly more than) marginally (impressive) useful!


See in my case, i use it to fill the pathetic void of wit on my part. But you ... you've got a mission.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/870.gif
Yay! Allusion to me!:D

*temples fingers AGAIN*
Excellent.

Er, i mean ... yay, i'm (slightly more than) marginally (impressive) useful!


See in my case, i use it to fill the pathetic void of wit on my part. But you ... you've got a mission.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/870.gif
...*stares blankly* what mission? :confused:

...*stares blankly* what mission? :confused::eek:
Shhh!!!!!
Don't show your hand ... unless that's part of the whole act
*nods*

:eek:
Shhh!!!!!
Don't show your hand ... unless that's part of the whole act
*nods*
Wait! I GET IT! My mission is to rid the world of spam. :p

Wait! I GET IT! My mission is to rid the world of spam. :p*FLORT*
Hahahaha!
*tears*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/irre.gif

*FLORT*
Hahahaha!
*tears*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/irre.gif
What? I shall save the world from the evils of spam! *dresses up in super-heroine costume*

:p

What? I shall save the world from the evils of spam! *dresses up in super-heroine costume*

:p
ROFLMAO!! You...*chuckles some more*...you can't...aheh....you can't rid the world of spam!
*erupts in convulsive giggling*

What? I shall save the world from the evils of spam! *dresses up in super-heroine costume*

:p

Now, even I want a picture or two of that. :D

Now, even I want a picture or two of that. :D

*nodnod*

ROFLMAO!! You...*chuckles some more*...you can't...aheh....you can't rid the world of spam!
*erupts in convulsive giggling*
:eek:

I made FD giggle? Oh my... :D

Now, even I want a picture or two of that. :D
...Me in spandex trying to destroy spam? Wow, I just had a REALLY unpleasant image of a really fat woman in spandex stuffing her face with spam...

*shudders*

Now, even I want a picture or two of that. :D
I'll take two as well.;)

:eek:

I made FD giggle? Oh my... :D
It really isn't that hard to do....Oh, yes, it is. I forgot. It only happens when I have a good response, but can't begin typing it because I giggle too much when I think about it.

...Me in spandex trying to destroy spam? Wow, I just had a REALLY unpleasant image of a really fat woman in spandex stuffing her face with spam...

*shudders*
That's funny. I just imagined you in spandex chasing down thugs throwing spam through windows....

That's funny. I just imagined you in spandex chasing down thugs throwing spam through windows....

Fear the Spam!

*shakes fist*

That's funny. I just imagined you in spandex chasing down thugs throwing spam through windows....

Yeah, something like that...

That's funny. I just imagined you in spandex chasing down thugs throwing spam through windows....
When you know secretly I'm collecting the spam in a hidden warehouse to one day take over the world with spam. Oops, did I say that out loud? :p

When you know secretly I'm collecting the spam in a hidden warehouse to one day take over the world with spam. Oops, did I say that out loud? :p

Yeah, but we knew that. Then you'll be in a dictatrix outfit, and that'd work too.

Fear the Spam!

*shakes fist*
Silly Tweety. I AM the Spam, minus the ground up pig shoulder.;)

Silly Tweety. I AM the Spam, minus the ground up pig shoulder.;)
No, you aren't, you silly boy. The Spam is far greater than what you can encompass in your mere human body and mind.

Yeah, but we knew that. Then you'll be in a dictatrix outfit, and that'd work too.
Even better. *nods*

No, you aren't, you silly boy. The Spam is far greater than what you can encompass in your mere human body and mind.
I know. I just like saying absurd things like that. Don't you ever listen to Dina? I talk too much.:p

Silly Tweety. I AM the Spam, minus the ground up pig shoulder.;)

Yes, and the Lady dominates over you, wearing the pig shoulder in a very ambitious manner...

*flees from the wrath of the Lady*

I know. I just like saying absurd things like that. Don't you ever listen to Dina? I talk too much.:p
I kinda tune him out when he starts talking about putting me in costumes.

Yes, and the Lady dominates over you, wearing the pig shoulder in a very ambitious manner...

*flees from the wrath of the Lady*
What? I don't even get what you said. What's a pig shoulder? What does it mean? :confused:

You people are horrible.

Oh, congrats to Post Whore for 4000 posts.

You people are horrible.

Oh, congrats to Post Whore for 4000 posts.
Why do you hate me? :(

I kinda tune him out when he starts talking about putting me in costumes.
But not me when I talk about putting you in costumes?;) I feel so honored.:D

I kinda tune him out when he starts talking about putting me in costumes.

Hey, the super-heroine thing was your idea. I just went for the logical continuation of the rule the Earth thing.

But not me when I talk about putting you in costumes?;) I feel so honored.:D
No, I'd tune you out too, but you haven't done that yet. I put myself in the super heroine spandex suit...for some reason. I must be REALLY tired.

What? I don't even get what you said. What's a pig shoulder? What does it mean? :confused:
Spam=ground up pig shoulder
*nods*

No, I'd tune you out too, but you haven't done that yet. I put myself in the super heroine spandex suit...for some reason. I must be REALLY tired.
You took it away to a fat woman in spandex. I took the fat woman out and put you in the costume. Resized for your fatless figure, of course. You must be tired if you didn't see that. But that was all fun and games for me, not fun, games and creepiness like it is with Dina, so back to work busting spam-throwers.

Why do you hate me? :(
Because you're french... yes I know you're not.. but well.. shut up.

Because you're french... yes I know you're not.. but well.. shut up.
But...ethnically I'm Chinese...

ni wei shi me hen wo?

You took it away to a fat woman in spandex. I took the fat woman out and put you in the costume. Resized for your fatless figure, of course. You must be tired if you didn't see that. But that was all fun and games for me, not fun, games and creepiness like it is with Dina, so back to work busting spam-throwers.

:eek:

She's a woman, she shouldn't be fatless! Just have it in the right places...

Stupid supermodels and Paris Hilton...*mutters*

You took it away to a fat woman in spandex. I took the fat woman out and put you in the costume. Resized for your fatless figure, of course. You must be tired if you didn't see that. But that was all fun and games for me, not fun, games and creepiness like it is with Dina, so back to work busting spam-throwers.

It's not my fault it's creepy...>_< *grumble* kids these days...

:eek:

She's a woman, she shouldn't be fatless! Just have it in the right places...

Stupid supermodels and Paris Hilton...*mutters*

This is a good point. *nodnod*

Because you're french... yes I know you're not.. but well.. shut up.

The French language is very sensual...

You took it away to a fat woman in spandex. I took the fat woman out and put you in the costume. Resized for your fatless figure, of course. You must be tired if you didn't see that. But that was all fun and games for me, not fun, games and creepiness like it is with Dina, so back to work busting spam-throwers.
Well, in that case, OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

:eek:

She's a woman, she shouldn't be fatless! Just have it in the right places...

Stupid supermodels and Paris Hilton...*mutters*
:fluffle:

That's my tweety. NOW LET'S GO ADVANCE OUR CAUSE AGAINST DISNEY!

But...ethnically I'm Chinese...

ni wei shi me hen wo?

Hey, none of that French talk!

:eek:

She's a woman, she shouldn't be fatless! Just have it in the right places...

Stupid supermodels and Paris Hilton...*mutters*
I meant excess fat. I don't like women that thin. They're too...thin. I like a stronger woman with flesh to go with her bones. I'm sure the Lady's like that. Crap! Can't escape from that one, so I'll leave it alone.

:fluffle:

That's my tweety. NOW LET'S GO ADVANCE OUR CAUSE AGAINST DISNEY!

W00T!

Onwards and forewards in a destructive fashion!

:fluffle:

That's my tweety. NOW LET'S GO ADVANCE OUR CAUSE AGAINST DISNEY!

Carpet-bomb Orlando?

But...ethnically I'm Chinese...

ni wei shi me hen wo?

Was that an insult?

Sounds familiar :p

Hey, none of that French talk!
non, ceci est parlant en francais. (translations: no, this is speaking in french.)

zhe ge shi rung zhong wen shuo hua. (translations: this is speaking in Chinese.)

non, ceci est parlant en francais. (translations: no, this is speaking in french.)

zhe ge shi rung zhong wen shuo hua. (translations: this is speaking in Chinese.)

I know. I just like to be a jerk :D

It's not my fault it's creepy...>_< *grumble* kids these days...
You are a kid these days.:eek:

W00T!

Onwards and forewards in a destructive fashion!
YES! Nothing can stop us now! *maniacal laughter*

Dina, get your carpet bomb ready. We're storming Orlando. :D

But...ethnically I'm Chinese...

ni wei shi me hen wo?
What? No white text? =(
Chinese, eh?

*looks through pictures*

Did you ever see this stuff (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/philly/new%20today/philly058.jpg) before?

Was that an insult?

Sounds familiar :p
No, I asked him why he hates me. Does it sound like an insult? teehee...you never know, right? :p

I know. I just like to be a jerk :D
Too bad you aren't any good at it.:p

Too bad you aren't any good at it.:p

That's because deep down inside...I'm actually a nice guy :p

What? No white text? =(
Chinese, eh?

*looks through pictures*

Did you ever see this stuff (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/philly/new%20today/philly058.jpg) before?
That's Japanese. I can only read some of the Kanji written in Japanese.

No, I asked him why he hates me. Does it sound like an insult? teehee...you never know, right? :p

Indeed :p

I suffered frequent insults in Chinese during high school :(

Too bad you aren't any good at it.:p

Must learn from the master, eh?

:fluffle:

You are a kid these days.:eek:

Yeah, but I'm not the average one...:p

YES! Nothing can stop us now! *maniacal laughter*

Dina, get your carpet bomb ready. We're storming Orlando. :D

Well, carpet bombs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpet_bombing

You are a kid these days.:eek:

I hate kids these days. I hardly think of myself as one of them. This whole Generation X, Generation RX, and Generation XXX is just sickening!

Must learn from the master, eh?

:fluffle:
That's right. NO FLUFFLE FOR YOU!
Sorry, I can't help myself. You're Tweety, after all.:fluffle:

I hate kids these days. I hardly think of myself as one of them. This whole Generation X, Generation RX, and Generation XXX is just sickening!

Wat about generation Pi?

Wat about generation Pi?

Que?

Indeed :p

I suffered frequent insults in Chinese during high school :(
aww, poor girl. :fluffle:

You should've known me in high school. I would've given you some smart retorts in Chinese, or if that fails, French. :D

Yeah, but I'm not the average one...:p
That's right. You're extra-creepy.:p

Well, carpet bombs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpet_bombing
Eh, as long as it does the job of obliterating Orlando, it's fine.

I hate kids these days. I hardly think of myself as one of them. This whole Generation X, Generation RX, and Generation XXX is just sickening!
I'm in Generation Special with a capital "R". :D

That's Japanese. I can only read some of the Kanji written in Japanese.
Ahhh. I was confused about if it was chinese or not.. bought it in Chinatown.

I hate kids these days. I hardly think of myself as one of them. This whole Generation X, Generation RX, and Generation XXX is just sickening!

*nods*

Was talking about that today. The Gnome was complaining about the evident stupidity in everything our generation does.

TT: "But, honey, what IS our generation?"

G: "Stupid?"

TT: "That's right..."

And then we complained in tandem. Quite a feat, I must say...

Wat about generation Pi?
The life of pi?

Anybody who gets the reference (other than Tweety) get a cookie.

Eh, as long as it does the job of obliterating Orlando, it's fine.
If you have lots of them and lots of medium to heavy grade planes to carry them, they'll more than do the job.

That's right. You're extra-creepy.:p

:p Lies. Teh interwebs just make everything seem creepier...Although Anna keeps calling me a pervert, but no one (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486947) else calls me that, so I figure it's just her.

I'm in Generation Special with a capital "R". :D

:fluffle:

Could not say it better...tried...but you truly rule...

MWAHAHA....the pinky-blueness has affected you...

Ahhh. I was confused about if it was chinese or not.. bought it in Chinatown.
pfft... *scoffs in disgust* Chinatowns are a disgrace to China everywhere. I shun them with every ounce of my soul. (Don't you dare to add to that, Tweety. I know what you're thinking.)

The life of pi?

Anybody who gets the reference (other than Tweety) get a cookie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yann_Martel?

aww, poor girl. :fluffle:

You should've known me in high school. I would've given you some smart retorts in Chinese, or if that fails, French. :D

Hehe, that would have been awesome :D

I could have traded with you for Latin insults ;)

If you have lots of them and lots of medium to heavy grade planes to carry them, they'll more than do the job.
Awesome. Get me 10 tons of that carpet bomb!

Hehe, that would have been awesome :D

I could trade with you for Latin insults ;)

German insults are the best. *nod*

German insults are the best. *nod*

Nah...too Hitler...

:fluffle:

Could not say it better...tried...but you truly rule...

MWAHAHA....the pinky-blueness has affected you...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My rule shall thrive!

No it hasn't. What are you talking about? I'm not going soft. *shifty eyes*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yann_Martel?
did you find that on wiki? if you did, minus 10 points. You're supposed to just KNOW these things, not fine them on wiki.

pfft... *scoffs in disgust* Chinatowns are a disgrace to China everywhere. I shun them with every ounce of my soul. (Don't you dare to add to that, Tweety. I know what you're thinking.)
:eek:

You sold your soul for that post count of yours. Don't lie.

And this one was very very.. I don't know, I'm American.

But I do have pictures.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My rule shall thrive!

No it hasn't. What are you talking about? I'm not going soft. *shifty eyes*

*pokes*

You haven't been running, have you? :p

:p Lies. Teh interwebs just make everything seem creepier...Although Anna keeps calling me a pervert, but no one (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486947) else calls me that, so I figure it's just her.
You're not really perverted. Just creepy.

Hehe, that would have been awesome :D

I could have traded with you for Latin insults ;)
Sweet! :D I also have a VERY LARGE vocabulary of swear words in Japanese from my anime otaku period if you wish to draw on that. :p

Nah...too Hitler...

Well, gotta be carful about dictation...

:eek:

You sold your soul for that post count of yours. Don't lie.

And this one was very very.. I don't know, I'm American.

But I do have pictures.

So fantastically WRONG.

I own the Lady's soul, thank ye very much. :rolleyes:

Gymoor and Nazz in a radio hour called, "Seriously, are you even listeing to yourself?" billing themselves as the Snopes of talking points.

Man, can you imagine the calls we'd get, and what kind of names O'Reilly and his ilk would call us?

Awesome. Get me 10 tons of that carpet bomb!
Eh, you're gonna need LOTS more than that.
*places order on black market for 10 THOUSAND tons of incendiary bombs and "borrows" 2300 B-52's*

*pokes*

You haven't been running, have you? :p
Too busy with school. *sigh* I've ranted to you more than enough. You of all people should know that.

So fantastically WRONG.

I own the Lady's soul, thank ye very much. :rolleyes:
Lies all lies!

Oh and.. no one cares.. but yes. Photos.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/philly/44c8027a.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/philly/new%20today/c91cc19c.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/philly/new%20today/44af3663.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/philly/new%20today/370f9c9d.jpg

Too busy with school. *sigh* I've ranted to you more than enough. You of all people should know that.

I do know.

I didn't cut off her fingers.:rolleyes:
Oh, I made this special dagger just for you. It's a little extra you can add to the tip I gave you in the other thread.
Doesn't matter. Even Ruffy has the power to type without using his fingers ;)

Well, carpet bombs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpet_bombing
Wtf??

Improvements in aircraft technology allowed for larger carpets to be carried, and by World War II carpet bombing had become a practical means of combat. Massive bombing raids into Germany left German industry smothered in carpets, blocking smokestacks and obstructing factory doors from which tanks were driven out of. Even worse were the linoleum bombs used in the final days of the war, which resulted in thousands of civilain deaths. Whether or not the linoleum bomb should have been used is still debated. :eek:

Sexy enough for me :P
ROFL :D
:eek:

I'll keep that in mind :p

So fantastically WRONG.

I own the Lady's soul, thank ye very much. :rolleyes:
So you're responsible for her postcount! :eek:

:eek:

I'll keep that in mind :p

So it seems you did :eek:

:p

So it seems you did :eek:

:p
*Phew*
Thought I was talking to myself for a second there... Like FD is prone to doing ;)

*Phew*
Thought I was talking to myself for a second there... Like FD is prone to doing ;)

Lol, he just likes to talk *nods*

Lol, he just likes to talk *nods*
Yeah, but I find myself responding to old posts... That's something I've learned from him
*cries*

Yeah, but I find myself responding to old posts... That's something I've learned from him
*cries*

There there :fluffle:

It's better than being on all the time to reply to every post ;)

It's better than being on all the time to reply to every post ;)

Hey, I resemble that remark! :p

Hey, I resemble that remark! :p

Haha, so do I :eek:

:fluffle:

Haha, so do I :eek:

:fluffle:

Hooray! More fluffles! :D

Hooray! More fluffles! :D

Indeed. :D

Fluffle me back :)

:fluffle:

Indeed. :D

Fluffle me back :)

:fluffle:

I hear, and I obey. :fluffle:

I hear, and I obey. :fluffle:

Yay! Fluffle fest :D

:fluffle:

Indeed. :D

Fluffle me back :)

:fluffle:
You shouldn't have to ask for fluffles ;)
:fluffle:

Doesn't matter. Even Ruffy has the power to type without using his fingers ;)
That is true, but I don't think the Lady has the proper...appendage to type the way Ruffy does.;)

Lol, he just likes to talk *nods*
Does NO ONE listen to Dina EVER!? He always says I talk too much. And it's true. *nods*

There there :fluffle:

It's better than being on all the time to reply to every post ;)
It certainly is. And at least you're learning something, Gravlen.:p

Yay! Fluffle fest :D

:fluffle:
Aww, I slept through a fluffle fest with my two favorite spammers.:(

Yay! Fluffle fest :D

:fluffle:

:fluffle: to keep the NSA away...

...aw ****, I'm late to the party.

:fluffle: to keep the NSA away...

...aw ****, I'm late to the party.
Join the club.:rolleyes:

Join the club.:rolleyes:
Fluffle on then :)

You shouldn't have to ask for fluffles ;)
:fluffle:

She didn't ask. She demanded. And I obey. :D

She didn't ask. She demanded. And I obey. :D
She shouldn't have to say anything now should she :rolleyes:

:p

She shouldn't have to say anything now should she :rolleyes:

:p

Maybe I like it when chicks take charge. ;)

Fluffle on then
As you command in the new Queen's absence.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle:

As you command in the new Queen's absence.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle:
My bath now has ten dead puppies floating in it...

Sorry, bad habbit. I thought I'd got over that.

She shouldn't have to say anything now should she :rolleyes:

:p
She shouldn't and didn't, but she likes to. And the rest of us don't like to look like fools to the rest of General by senselessly fluffling her all the time. But the important thing is that she likes to ask for/demand fluffles.

My bath now has ten dead puppies floating in it...

Sorry, bad habbit. I thought I'd got over that.

:fluffle:

Make that eleven. :p

She shouldn't and didn't, but she likes to. And the rest of us don't like to look like fools to the rest of General by senselessly fluffling her all the time. But the important thing is that she likes to ask for/demand fluffles.

I prefer demanding. ;)

My bath now has ten dead puppies floating in it...

Sorry, bad habbit. I thought I'd got over that.
I like them better dead anyway. *nods*
Sorry to spoil your bath, though.

I prefer demanding. ;)
Demanding? Or someone else demanding them of you?

Demanding? Or someone else demanding them of you?

The latter. ;)

I like them better dead anyway. *nods*
Sorry to spoil your bath, though.
It's alright. I think I need to start showering instead these days...

The latter. ;)
Well, whatever the case, it usually accomodates the recipient's preferences.

It's alright. I think I need to start showering instead these days...
Yeah, prolly should....
So...what's new?

Yeah, prolly should....
So...what's new?

Fluffles!