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Ach, get off your damaged-ego trip :p

No. The fall would hurt.

I don't actually remember its name.... *is sad*

But you probably know me best as Czardas.

Ah yes, I do. :)

Haha, yeah, that could be fun :)


great! I'll bring the wife. :cool: ;)

next time we are in Ireland (okay it would be our first time) we'll come to you to show us around :p :)

YOu are far from invisible. Noone could miss you running around in those Wonder Woman underoos! They are three sizes too small for you.
Not to mention the bikini top. That's a bit much....

Ah yes, I do. :)Of course you do. With 9000 posts+ you can hardly miss me.

I'm using this puppet for RP and whiling away the time while posting on NSG.

Not to mention the bikini top. That's a bit much....




I thought so too but I didn't want to make him get all self conscious.

I have no issue with the undersized underoos though... it's a good tactic to make the package look bigger.

Read to page 8 and it started becoming pure spam. I hope nobody's mentioned this pair yet.

Ruffy and TSI.

I'll go get the camera. :D

I thought so too but I didn't want to make you get all self conscious.

I have no issue with the undersized underoos though... it's a good tactic to make the package look bigger.
True. Of course, he could just run around naked while holding a fan; the cold air will enlarge his... *descriptive gesture* ... erm, you know.

Don't ask me how I know this.

True. Of course, he could just run around naked while holding a fan; the cold air will enlarge his... *descriptive gesture* ... erm, you know.

Don't ask me how I know this.


/:o

Plus he could perhaps shave around it too.

We could write the guide to natural male enhancement.

/:o

Plus he could perhaps shave around it too.

We could write the guide to natural male enhancement.
Good idea!

Part I: Tips on how to take care of your genital area.

1.) Never get your member caught in a fan.
2.) Never accidentally staple it to the wall.
3.) When shaving, mind the arteries...

great! I'll bring the wife. :cool: ;)

next time we are in Ireland (okay it would be our first time) we'll come to you to show us around :p :)

I look forward to it :D :p

Good idea!


The First Edition
Part I: Tips on how to take care of your genital area.

1.) Never get your member caught in a fan.
2.) Never accidentally staple it to the wall.
3.) When shaving, mind the arteries...





Where was this guide when I was the stock boy at Office Max?

I look forward to it :D :p


Schweet! I really do plan on going to Ireland in about a year or two so stock up on the marijuana!

Schweet! I really do plan on going to Ireland in about a year or two so stock up on the marijuana!

Yeah, but I'd just smoke it all before you arrived, and that wouldn't be good for anyone...

Except maybe me. :p

Yeah, but I'd just smoke it all before you arrived, and that wouldn't be good for anyone...

Except maybe me. :p

:p

Where was this guide when I was the stock boy at Office Max?
Still awaiting publication (damned editors...)

Somebodys gotta pair me. Im bored. Im dangerously bored. Bad things could happen involving forks and toasters.

Somebodys gotta pair me. Im bored. Im dangerously bored. Bad things could happen involving forks and toasters.

You're going to be alone forever!

You're going to be alone forever!

Agh! *ZzzZzaAAAAppppPPPpp!!!*

Agh! *ZzzZzaAAAAppppPPPpp!!!*

That's one less loveless loser out there.

That's one less loveless loser out there.
you=suck
*giggles*

To keep him happy then

D'Homme with Ariddia

They can argue socialist positions forever.

Agh! *ZzzZzaAAAAppppPPPpp!!!*

He's dead Jim!
Autopsy report says he died of a broken heart compounded by a broken toaster and a fork that couldnt say no to flowing electrons.

Nothing to do for this one but check his pockets for valuables sell any internal organs we can harvest and alert the media so that the public will finally wise up and outlaw toasters

Case closed.

Yeah, but I'd just smoke it all before you arrived, and that wouldn't be good for anyone...

Except maybe me. :p
Ah hell, you smoke, too? An Irish chick into kick ass cars that gets high?

Too much, too much. If you're into free jazz my head will explode...

Ah hell, you smoke, too? An Irish chick into kick ass cars that gets high?

Too much, too much. If you're into free jazz my head will explode...
...to easy.:D

Ah hell, you smoke, too? An Irish chick into kick ass cars that gets high?

Too much, too much. If you're into free jazz my head will explode...

A tall one, don't forget...

Ah hell, you smoke, too? An Irish chick into kick ass cars that gets high?

What can I say? I like to enjoy myself :)

Too much, too much. If you're into free jazz my head will explode...

Don't think I've heard any, but I'm open to try anything twice...

...to easy.:D
I saw that...
Don't think I've heard any, but I'm open to try anything twice...
It's definetly an aquired taste. I was a jazz musician for years and made fun of it until I was baked one day and decided to actual listen to John Coltrane's Om all the way through and suddenly it made sense to me.

Though I would start off with the likes of Sex Mob or Phillip Johnston or Big Satan rather than diving feet first into things like the album Free Jazz by Ornette Coleman or something by Eric Dolphy (who is totally the coolest)

But it's okay if you don't dig it. You don't want me to slip into a coma or anything...

You don't want me to slip into a coma or anything...

That's what she wants you to think...

I saw that...

It's definetly an aquired taste. I was a jazz musician for years and made fun of it until I was baked one day and decided to actual listen to John Coltrane's Om all the way through and suddenly it made sense to me.

Though I would start off with the likes of Sex Mob or Phillip Johnston or Big Satan rather than diving feet first into things like the album Free Jazz by Ornette Coleman or something by Eric Dolphy (who is totally the coolest)

But it's okay if you don't dig it. You don't want me to slip into a coma or anything...

Thanls, I'll have to see about checking it out :)

So are a Fass puppet or a Czardas puppet?

But you probably know me best as Czardas.

Nice call. Dammit, my e-cookie stash is empty! Time for a refill, I guess.

In other news, since I haven't seen these pairings yet:

Fascist Dominion and The Beautiful Darkness.
Dinaverg and... Ladamesansmerci. After all, we should keep the Prince and Queen of Spam together... right? :p

Nice call. Dammit, my e-cookie stash is empty! Time for a refill, I guess.

In other news, since I haven't seen these pairings yet:

Fascist Dominion and The Beautiful Darkness.
Dinaverg and... Ladamesansmerci. After all, we should keep the Prince and Queen of Spam together... right? :p

Pff. FD is your Prince. Ruffy is Duke, I'm the King, baby! Well, not really. I'm more like the Trancedent Being of Spam.

And what took you so long to show up? You know what your role is.

Pff. FD is your Prince. Ruffy is Duke, I'm the King, baby! Well, not really. I'm more like the Trancedent Being of Spam.

And what took you so long to show up? You know what your role is.

If you are the King of Spam, then you definitely need to be paired up with Ladamesansmerci, as she is most assuredly the Queen of Spam... and if you are a Transcendant Being of Spam, then you should sever your ties with the corporeal world before the Others exile you as punishment. :p

You made my day in so many different ways with this post :D

Real moral: Do not write dirty Haiku's and post them in public, and then not expect to see them again at every possible opportunity. :p
I thought I would.:D

Wrong thread. Post it in The "What Not To Do" Thread.

I thought I would.:D

Wrong thread. Post it in The "What Not To Do" Thread.
I have no regrets about that...:rolleyes:

Pff. FD is your Prince. Ruffy is Duke, I'm the King, baby! Well, not really. I'm more like the Trancedent Being of Spam.

And what took you so long to show up? You know what your role is.
You aren't the king of spam. FD spams WAY more than you do. Besides, I'm taken. :p

You aren't the king of spam. FD spams WAY more than you do. Besides, I'm taken. :p

He talks too much. His spam is hardly entertaining. Beside, that was for the royalty theme, more on the trancendent side of things.

P.S. Sides, I expect Taredas to mention TC instead of you...I suspect foul play...

He talks too much. His spam is hardly entertaining. Beside, that was for the royalty theme, more on the trancendent side of things.

P.S. Sides, I expect Taredas to mention TC instead of you...I suspect foul play...
Eh, I'm enjoying the royalty theme of things.

and you'd like that, wouldn't you? ;)

*sigh* because I'm a nice person, I propose TC and Dinaverg. *sighs again*

Eh, I'm enjoying the royalty theme of things.

and you'd like that, wouldn't you? ;)

*sigh* because I'm a nice person, I propose TC and Dinaverg. *sighs again*

Yay for Lady Lisa being nice!

Nice call. Dammit, my e-cookie stash is empty! Time for a refill, I guess.

In other news, since I haven't seen these pairings yet:

Fascist Dominion and The Beautiful Darkness.
Dinaverg and... Ladamesansmerci. After all, we should keep the Prince and Queen of Spam together... right? :p
Oh, she'll love this one. I was waiting for someone to say it.:rolleyes:

I have no regrets about that...:rolleyes:
I never suggested you did. I just like being a good advertising agent. Free, too.:D I really like the title I gave it. Makes it sound like some sort of porn film or something.;)

You aren't the king of spam. FD spams WAY more than you do. Besides, I'm taken. :p
That's the Lady I love so much.:D Apparently I can't join you in a pairing anyway. Someone already put me with The Beautiful Darkness, so it works out for both of us. I suggested you make good spam partners with Tweety.

do we rub his nose in it?


We totally SHOULD rub his nose it in, that would teach him :D

We totally SHOULD rub his nose it in, that would teach him :D
*rubs Kanabia's nose in it*

I never suggested you did. I just like being a good advertising agent. Free, too.:D I really like the title I gave it. Makes it sound like some sort of porn film or something.;)
Someone has ressurected that thread. I'm sure is was because of you being such a good advertising agent. I took the opportunity to talk about Kuli...and honey. :)

Someone has ressurected that thread. I'm sure is was because of you being such a good advertising agent. I took the opportunity to talk about Kuli...and honey. :)

:D

Someone has ressurected that thread. I'm sure is was because of you being such a good advertising agent. I took the opportunity to talk about Kuli...and honey. :)
Yeah, I'm turning into a necromancer pimp.;) I should go check it out.

*rubs Kanabia's nose in it*

Let that be a lesson to him when he wakes up.

Kecibukia and DK

Mood enhancer: a hot gun control thread, and a keg of powder

Lubricant: a barrel of gun oil naturally

Truly an explosive situation!! :p

Let that be a lesson to him when he wakes up.
*nods* Hope it works as well as we all hope, my punctual fluffler.

*rubs Kanabia's nose in it*

What are we rubbing his nose in? :confused:

Make that Laerod and WYTYG.

I'd say The Beautiful Darkness and Xilakilinia

For a hard, lone ranger dude like myself, women come and go. But The Beautiful Darkness, her beauty is so... I just... I.... *sigh* Words fail me.

*starry anime eyes*

Don't get me wrong. I like you very much, Cabra West. I just love The Beautiful Darkness more.

As for FD :mad: I won't give up the Beauty with a fight! Hah!

That's actually a good idea. He seems like he does indeed need a good fuck, for which I am game most of the time (even if this would be by pity), or, at least, him performing fellatio on me would shut him up.

So, see - I've no problem making someone else take one for the team.

LOL. :D


*rubs Kanabia's nose in it*

*dodges*

What are we rubbing his nose in? :confused:

Eut's trout, I think.

Don't get me wrong. I like you very much, Cabra West. I just love The Beautiful Darkness more.

Indeed. You and Darkness seem to like eachother quite alot.

Indeed. You and Darkness seem to like eachother quite alot.

So you keep saying :rolleyes:

So you keep saying :rolleyes:
Heh, just the second time :p

So you keep saying :rolleyes:
;)

;)
Don't get me started on Max's evil...

;)

I expected some white text there :p

What was that wink about?

I expected some white text there :p
Isn't that your speciality?

Isn't that your speciality?

Hence why I expected some :p Silly :P

Hence why I expected some :p Silly :P
Heh, fair enough then. Heh, I doubt it'll take you/us long to get caught this time..

I expected some white text there :p

What was that wink about?
You two cyber way too much..
:eek:
TOO MUCH SEX TOO MUCH SEX TOO MUCH SEX XXXXXXXXX X X X X XX *nods*
Nothin..

You two cyber way too much..
:eek:
TOO MUCH SEX TOO MUCH SEX TOO MUCH SEX XXXXXXXXX X X X X XX *nods*
Nothin..
Hmm.. Nothing wrong with a random wink.Agreed. Too much sex=bad. Very bad.

:eek:
Nothin..

Sure sure! I don't cyber with anyone

Did anyone say Straughn and Saint Curie?

I think they get along well and both have God-like literary expanse. :)

Hmm.. Nothing wrong with a random wink.Agreed. Too much sex=bad. Very bad.
Very loose mouthed I guess.. *shrugs*
;)

Sure sure! I don't cyber with anyone
It may have had a hidden meaning.. Perhaps. Lies. Glorious, glorious lies!

Sure sure! I don't cyber with anyone
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
:p

It may have had a hidden meaning.. Perhaps. Lies. Glorious, glorious lies!
If you think what I've done in this forum is cyber...:P
I think so...

If you think what I've done in this forum is cyber...:P
I think so...


Compared to Three United Islands who had the 'leather thong incident' Beautiful Darkness is incredibly well behaved in comparison ; )

Sutble hidden meaning that... :D

*Rapes thread*

Compared to Three United Islands who had the 'leather thong incident' Beautiful Darkness is incredibly well behaved in comparison ; )

Sutble hidden meaning that... :D
:Eek: Thanks for the vote of confidence tho :P
Of course ;)

*Rapes thread*
:)

*Rapes thread*

*Gets out a pair of blunt scissors*

Now don't do that again otherwise there'll be nasty consquences :p

*steps in* Anything I can do to help the thread recover from it's horrible experiance?

Exploding cigars, pies?
http://ghettobaby.net/Emoticons/linkedtocdixon061504changelinks/pie.gif

There goes the turkey from Thanksgiving..
...and there goes the baster, but how the heck it got THAT FAR UP THERE we may *never* know :eek:

For a hard, lone ranger dude like myself, women come and go. But The Beautiful Darkness, her beauty is so... I just... I.... *sigh* Words fail me.

*starry anime eyes*

Don't get me wrong. I like you very much, Cabra West. I just love The Beautiful Darkness more.

As for FD :mad: I won't give up the Beauty with a fight! Hah!
But you don't even know me!!:eek: So you don't know that there is no compare. Words fail me not, for I am a master of articulation. But with the Darkness, they do falter. Shakespeare was right: we "Have eyes to wonder, but lack tongues to praise."

I won't fight you. I don't need to. Whom she prefers isn't our decision. But something tells me she won't rush in to placate either of us. Or maybe both of us.

*Rapes thread*
And so he returns from the ban, heh.

You two cyber way too much..
:eek:
TOO MUCH SEX TOO MUCH SEX TOO MUCH SEX XXXXXXXXX X X X X XX *nods*
Nothin..
I believe what you seek is: *coughcybersexcough* It is quite contagious, you know.

Make that Laerod and WYTYG.:eek: :eek: :eek:
I've been MENTIONED on a popularity thread!

(Pity she doesn't post anymore :( )

*Rapes thread*


Has it been a week already?

If you think what I've done in this forum is cyber...:P
I think so...
Weeellllllllll, there was that time in the thread about the guy giving free mamory exams..............................;)

:eek: :eek: :eek:
I've been MENTIONED on a popularity thread!

(Pity she doesn't post anymore :( )

:fluffle:

True.... I do miss her. But hey, you're popular... :)

Weeellllllllll, there was that time in the thread about the guy giving free mamory exams..............................;)

You've got to be kidding....

If you think that was cyber, you really, really ought to get some real cyber sometime soon

...and there goes the baster, but how the heck it got THAT FAR UP THERE we may *never* know :eek:
Nor ever want to....*shakes head sadly*

You've got to be kidding....

If you think that was cyber, you really, really ought to get some real cyber sometime soon
Lol.. Hmm.. Cyber.. I don't get it. Well, I get it. I just don't get why..

:fluffle:

True.... I do miss her. But hey, you're popular... :)She said she'd be done and might return in time for the world cup...

You've got to be kidding....

If you think that was cyber, you really, really ought to get some real cyber sometime soon
Real cyber...LOL
Yeah, I'm not sure what this thing is, but I'm pretty sure you're right :fluffle:

You've got to be kidding....

If you think that was cyber, you really, really ought to get some real cyber sometime soon
No, but to my knowledge that's the dirtiest cyber she's ever done. Of course, I wasn't around for her white text sessions with Xisla....

No, but to my knowledge that's the dirtiest cyber she's ever done. Of course, I wasn't around for her white text sessions with Xisla....
It hurt my yes to read it..

I say, when we're all talking with white text, what's the point?

No, but to my knowledge that's the dirtiest cyber she's ever done. Of course, I wasn't around for her white text sessions with Xisla....

*decides to take The Beautiful Darkness exploring someday....

My God, it's as if PM and Glitz got hold of everyone's accounts and went on some wild but slightly amateurish semi-cyber session. Which is strange for them; I'd have thought they'd be the best at it here by now :D

*decides to take The Beautiful Darkness exploring someday....
Lemme know when you do. That's something I certainly wouldn't wanna miss.:D

Gah! The smilies rotated! I thought they were stuck forever! Yay! Easy access to the fluffles.:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Edit: Sorry 'bout that. Couldn't help myself with new and improved access to the fluffles.;)

No, but to my knowledge that's the dirtiest cyber she's ever done. Of course, I wasn't around for her white text sessions with Xisla....

Care to expand on this "tale"?:confused:

My God, it's as if PM and Glitz got hold of everyone's accounts and went on some wild but slightly amateurish semi-cyber session. Which is strange for them; I'd have thought they'd be the best at it here by now :D
I guess they just fell short this time.;)

Care to expand on this "tale"?:confused:
Do you even remember the thread?

Oh, and do you care to expand upon your Xislakian adventures?

*decides to take The Beautiful Darkness exploring someday....

Lol, just cause I don't do stuff here, doesn't mean I never have... ;)

Lol, just cause I don't do stuff here, doesn't mean I never have... ;)
Maybe you should be more direct this time.:p

My God, it's as if PM and Glitz got hold of everyone's accounts and went on some wild but slightly amateurish semi-cyber session. Which is strange for them; I'd have thought they'd be the best at it here by now :D
Haha, we save the best for private ;) :D

Do you even remember the thread?

Oh, and do you care to expand upon your Xislakian adventures?

No. And no, :p

Maybe you should be more direct this time.:p

Says you :p

No. And no, :p
Then no.:p
No more haiku? You're no fun.
*pouts*

Says you :p
For clarification, I meant about whether you have or haven't done more than she thinks, not that you should be more direct in your approach to it here. *nods*
And yes, says I.;)

Then no.:p
No more haiku? You're no fun.
*pouts*

I suck at haiku :p

I have vauge memories of this thread...
And the Xisla thing wasn't that interesting...
:)

For clarification, I meant about whether you have or haven't done more than she thinks, not that you should be more direct in your approach to it here. *nods*
And yes, says I.;)

Oh, I see :p

I suck at haiku :p

I have vauge memories of this thread...
And the Xisla thing wasn't that interesting...
:)
There's only one way you'll get better. *prods The Beautiful Darkness* Kuli managed to do a couple of decent ones. *prods The Beautiful Darkness* I know you can do much better. *prods The Beautiful Darkness* I'll be lenient when I read yours. *prods The Beautiful Darkness* I'm not asking you to repeat BritSter's Anal Whoring (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=485192&page=7). *prods The Beautiful Darkness*

I'm not interested in Xisla....

Oh, I see :p
I'm glad you do. Makes online activities easier.:p

There's only one way you'll get better. *prods The Beautiful Darkness* Kuli managed to do a couple of decent ones. *prods The Beautiful Darkness* I know you can do much better. *prods The Beautiful Darkness* I'll be lenient when I read yours. *prods The Beautiful Darkness* I'm not asking you to repeat BritSter's Anal Whoring (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=485192&page=7). *prods The Beautiful Darkness*

I'm not interested in Xisla....

*Whines* Do I haaaaaaave to?

*pouts*

*Whines* Do I haaaaaaave to?

*pouts*
Yeeeeesssss. You'll enjoy it. You know you will. In fact, I dare say you're enjoying this.

*smirks goadingly*

And so he returns from the ban, heh.
And you know i had to use a quality post.;)

Yeeeeesssss. You'll enjoy it. You know you will. In fact, I dare say you're enjoying this.

*smirks goadingly*

Erm, but haikus are hard :(

Erm, but haikus are hard :(
You really are soaking all this up, aren't you? They are a little hard, but you can handle them. "There's only a 150 of them!";)

Goodnight, I'm off :D

Goodnight, I'm off :D
If you must. *sigh* I expect to pick up right where we left off.

Do I really want to even do it with Cluichstan? :eek:


How the hell did I get dragged into this? :eek:

I blame Czardas!

And you know i had to use a quality post.;)


Welcome back, mate! :D

And you know i had to use a quality post.;)
My ducky lover was banned?

What happened? I missed something..

Carn and Sin together always make me chuckle. I could watch them go at it for hours.

Carn and Sin together always make me chuckle. I could watch them go at it for hours.

Sounds kinky. :p

Sounds kinky. :p


I'd have to bring a hose. They get to arguing too much and I'd have to soak them down.

Sounding kinkier all the time ay?


Edit: I typed too but only one o showed up.....before the grammar nazi's come out of the woodwork, yes I meant too not to.*fixed*

Cluch now you gotta fix your post!

I'd have to bring a hose. They get to arguing to much and I'd have to soak them down.

Sounding kinkier all the time ay?

Sure is. Might need a little "me time" if you keep it up. ;)

Sure is. Might need a little "me time" if you keep it up. ;)


*hoses Cluch down* :p

*hoses Cluch down* :p

*poses all sexy-like in tight, wet clothing*

How the hell did I get dragged into this? :eek:

I blame Czardas!
As well you should. Try reading the thread more carefully.

*poses all sexy-like in tight, wet clothing*
/Removes the tight, wet clothing, leaving only the tight, wet lingerie/

As well you should. Try reading the thread more carefully.

I did. I posted that before I read the post in which you outted yourself. :p


/Removes the tight, wet clothing, leaving only the tight, wet lingerie/

How's that doin' it for ya, sailor?

What about whipped cream or silly string? You might want to change it up in case the coat and purse companies offer spray cheese-resistant lining.
Nothing can resist spray cheese!

I did. I posted that before I read the post in which you outted yourself. :p

F00l. <.<


How's that doin' it for ya, sailor?
Don't ask.

/turns on the AC/

Don't ask.

/turns on the AC/

I knew I could get you all hot 'n' bothered, big boy. :p

<shrug> I dunno, it just came to me, like magic. :D

Other pairings:
Il Ruffino and Zilam
Fass and Europa Maxima
Cabra West and Eutrusca


Thats a pairing of gods, I tell you!

Thats a pairing of gods, I tell you!

Well, one of you is a god, as Ruffy's sig indicates. ;)

Well, one of you is a god, as Ruffy's sig indicates. ;)
Zilam?:p

Nothing can resist spray cheese!
Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy? :D

How the hell did I get dragged into this? :eek:

I blame Czardas!
I blame Ruffy!

'Course, I always blame Ruffy... At least lately. ;)

I blame Ruffy!

'Course, I always blame Ruffy... At least lately. ;)

In General, I always blame Czardas. :p

Disclaimer: Nothing against the poor sod, of course. On every forum I've ever been on, I've singled out one person to blame for everything. :D

In General, I always blame Czardas. :p

Disclaimer: Nothing against the poor sod, of course. On every forum I've ever been on, I've singled out one person to blame for everything. :D
*rethinks choice for scapegoat*

Well, one of you is a god, as Ruffy's sig indicates. ;)
Hey, a line's already been established. *nods* ;)

*looks*

I see:

Ruffy
Ruffy
Ruffy
Ruffy



I am quite popular :eek:

*looks*

I see:

Ruffy
Ruffy
Ruffy
Ruffy



I am quite popular :eek:
IT'S RUFFY!!!! :)

*Runs up and hugs Ruffy*

IT'S RUFFY!!!! :)

*Runs up and hugs Ruffy*
*waits for knife to be revealed*

*waits for knife to be revealed*
*Continues to hug Ruffy*

Are you okay, you look anxious about something?

*Continues to hug Ruffy*

Are you okay, you look anxious about something?
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/074.gif

*waits for knife to be revealed*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1287.gif

*Continues to hug Ruffy*

Are you okay, you look anxious about something?
I was expecting more this kind of reply:

*gasps*

ABORT ABORT ABORT!

E-BORTION OF RUFFY'S E-UTERUS ABORTED!

ABORT ABORT ABORT!

*disposes of knife*

[/russian accent]

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1287.gif
*runs away*

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY E-LOVE E-CHILD!

Mwahaha!

I was expecting more this kind of reply:

I'm not like that at all! I just wanted to hang out with the cool kid. :rolleyes:

I'm not like that at all! I just wanted to hang out with the cool kid. :rolleyes:
*remembers haiku thread*

*bitchslaps Britster*

*remembers haiku thread*

*bitchslaps Britster*
What part of the haiku thread are you remembering? Am I being bitchslapped because of our haiku arguement, or because I sold myself for ten pounds and you know us whores enjoy being slapped?

:confused:

What part of the haiku thread are you remembering? Am I being bitchslapped because of our haiku arguement, or because I sold myself for ten pounds and you know us whores enjoy being slapped?

:confused:
GOOD answer!

...er, question.

GOOD answer!

...er, question.

It is important. If it's the former then I'd have to murder him. If it is the latter then, well, I could do with a bit of cash...:rolleyes:
Although I suppose I could just kill him and take his wallet. *Pulls out knife*

*runs away*

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY E-LOVE E-CHILD!

Mwahaha!

:(
M1: "i'm glad we got rid of him his was a weirdo"
M3: "oh my god, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that"
*all agree*
M1: "hey, it reminds me of that girl i met last year who was a lifeguard at one of those things, she was unbelievable"
*all agree*
M2: "hey, it reminds me of that rich girl i went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jacuzzi"
*all agree*
M3: "it also reminds me of the time i saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and i just stood there at his big beautiful hairy b*lls flopping around, holy geez i wanted to lick em!'"
*car screeches - he drops out of it*
M3: "i hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that"
M3: "Screw you for judging me!"

It is important. If it's the former then I'd have to murder him. If it is the latter then, well, I could do with a bit of cash...:rolleyes:
Although I suppose I could just kill him and take his wallet. *Pulls out knife*
Well, Ill Rufferto seems to have all the $ ... invested ... as in merchandise ... *nudge*

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/074.gif

Damn! No way for me to interject myself into the spam.
*waits for better opportunity*

Damn! No way for me to interject myself into the spam.
*waits for better opportunity*
You don't have to be involved in every possible thread of spam, you know.

You don't have to be involved in every possible thread of spam, you know.
Oh, I know. I've been here for a while. Just passing time and looking for an interesting thread to pop up.
*runs back out into General*

:eek:

:eek:
What is it, Ruffy?

Oh, I know. I've been here for a while. Just passing time and looking for an interesting thread to pop up.
*runs back out into General*
*phew* I thought this thread was in spam for a second there. Don't scare me like that.

What is it, Ruffy?
:rolleyes:

*phew* I thought this thread was in spam for a second there. Don't scare me like that.
Oh, it is. It is....http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif

:rolleyes:
;)

;)
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/wookie.gif

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/wookie.gif
LOL Silly Ruffy.:p

She said she'd be done and might return in time for the world cup...

She'll be back eventually.

If you must. *sigh* I expect to pick up right where we left off.

Hahaha, no chance :D

LOL Silly Ruffy.:p
:(

:(
I don't find you silly in the slightest, Ruffy. I think you that you are highly dignified!

Hahaha, no chance :D
Good, 'cause I have no idea where that was.;) It probably had to do with the haiku thread. If you don't want to start where we were, then you must no longer scorn me....

I don't find you silly in the slightest, Ruffy. I think you that you are highly dignified!

*sniggers*

I don't find you silly in the slightest, Ruffy. I think you that you are highly dignified!
Ruffy!? Dignified!?!? Never! That detracts from his Ruffyness. I like him just the way he is: shameless and...and...Hmm? What else is Ruffy?...Oh, right. Shameless and drunk.;) :p

Ruffy!? Dignified!?!? Never! That detracts from his Ruffyness. I like him just the way he is: shameless and...and...Hmm? What else is Ruffy?...Oh, right. Shameless and drunk.;) :p
Lies! It's all lies! Shameless? Don't say that about my innocent little Ruffy. :mad:

Ruffy!? Dignified!?!? Never! That detracts from his Ruffyness. I like him just the way he is: shameless and...and...Hmm? What else is Ruffy?...Oh, right. Shameless and drunk.;) :p
:eek:

That just means I'm an elite!

*drinks martini*

:eek:

That just means I'm an elite!

*drinks martini*
Whatever you say, Ruffy, whatever you say.:D

Whatever you say, Ruffy, whatever you say.:D
:)

Whatever you say, Ruffy, whatever you say.:D
:rolleyes:
He dosn't say much. He usually only comunicates with smilies.

:rolleyes:
He dosn't say much. He usually only comunicates with smilies.
:upyours:

:upyours:
:eek:
I love you really.

:eek:
I love you really.
I love your boobs, really.
:cool:

I love your boobs, really.
:cool:
;)
*Covers self up.* Did you get that spycam installed after all?

;)
*Covers self up.* Did you get that spycam installed after all?
There's one under your desk too ; ) .. Do you shave, or is that natural? It's very pretty.. the design is so.. artistic.
:eek:

There's one under your desk too ; ) .. Do you shave, or is that natural? It's very pretty.. the design is so.. artistic.
:eek:
:rolleyes:
*Crosses legs.* Never you mind...

There's one under your desk too ; ) .. Do you shave, or is that natural? It's very pretty.. the design is so.. artistic.
:eek:
And I was accused of cybersex!
:eek:

:rolleyes:
*Crosses legs.* Never you mind...
Awwww c'mon..
:p

Awwww c'mon..
:p
You are a perverted little boy.

And I was accused of cybersex!
:eek:
I asked a question, you molested FD. *nods*
;)

You are a perverted little boy.
Such a lie!

Such a lie!
My apologises, O Great One.

One such as you does not have any faults.

And I was accused of cybersex!
:eek:
FD has been so aggressive lately. Ever since he discovered my feelings for you?
Hi Beautiful. How was your day so far? :fluffle:

FD has been so aggressive lately. Ever since he discovered my feelings for you?
Hi Beautiful. How was your day so far? :fluffle:
Oh, I hadn't noticed... Maybe he is the jealous type?
Hi Xisla. It's been ok so far... Yours? :fluffle:

My apologises, O Great One.

One such as you does not have any faults.
Course :)

Course :)
It is perfectly acceptable for one such as you to use spycams to perve on women.

It is perfectly acceptable for one such as you to use spycams to perve on women.
You say that as if I didn't know. :p

Oh, I hadn't noticed... Maybe he is the jealous type?
Hi Xisla. It's been ok so far... Yours? :fluffle:
I mean, trying to get you into Haiku and stuff. He's serious.
Trying to work... preparing a detailed experimental protocol, but it's so boring my mind drifts into NSG.
I'm not normally the jealous type... but with you...yeah it stings.
Did you say you had exams coming up?

I mean, trying to get you into Haiku and stuff. He's serious.
Trying to work... preparing a detailed experimental protocol, but it's so boring my mind drifts into NSG.
I'm not normally the jealous type... but with you...yeah it stings.
Did you say you had exams coming up?
*Sigh* Just as well I'm stubborn enough to resist his Haiku attempts :P
Mm, I'm trying to get some study done too, but likewise, it's pretty boring :p
Aww :fluffle
Yeah, second exam of four on Monday :s

*Sigh* Just as well I'm stubborn enough to resist his Haiku attempts :P
Mm, I'm trying to get some study done too, but likewise, it's pretty boring :p
Aww :fluffle
Yeah, second exam of four on Monday :s
Heh heh good call.
Well, best wishes for your exams! Now I'm just forcing the protocol out one line at a time. Sigh.
: Super Fluffle! :
The work won't do itself. Now to bribe an attachment student to do it...

Heh heh good call.
Well, best wishes for your exams! Now I'm just forcing the protocol out one line at a time. Sigh.
: Super Fluffle! :
The work won't do itself. Now to bribe an attachment student to do it...

Thanks :)
:MegaFluffle!:
What kind of stuff are you doing? Lol, if only I could get people to study for and sit my exam for me :p

Thanks :)
:MegaFluffle!:
What kind of stuff are you doing? Lol, if only I could get people to study for and sit my exam for me :p
: KISS! :
I'm working on RNA-something, uh... the intricacies and complexities of this problem... uh... :D

http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=705

: KISS! :
I'm working on RNA-something, uh... the intricacies and complexities of this problem... uh... :D

http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=705

Wow, I'm studying RNA, amoung other things, too:p

:fluffle:

Lol

Wow, I'm studying RNA, amoung other things, too:p

:fluffle:

Lol
Beautiful and hardworking. So perfect. So PERFECT!
Yes, quite a coincidence. :fluffle:

Beautiful and hardworking. So perfect. So PERFECT!
Yes, quite a coincidence. :fluffle:
*Blushes at the effusive praise*
Quite ;) :fluffle:

*Blushes at the effusive praise*
Quite ;) :fluffle:
For others, effusive. For you, apt. : Hugs and Kisses :
Indeed. :D

For others, effusive. For you, apt. : Hugs and Kisses :
Indeed. :D
:BIG fluffle:
:)

:BIG fluffle:
:)
You are cutest when blushing. CUTEST!
If you're bored or down from all that cramming, I'll be here for you. :)

You are cutest when blushing. CUTEST!
If you're bored or down from all that cramming, I'll be here for you. :)
*Blushes again*
Aww, thanks :)
:fluffle:

Allow me to join in the smiley spam.

http://67.15.129.139/5999/196/emo/cobdenia.gif

Allow me to join in the smiley spam.

http://67.15.129.139/5999/196/emo/cobdenia.gif

Wow, that ones pretty cool :D

Wow, that ones pretty cool :D

Gotta love the crazed banana riding the WTF beast. :D

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/viglen1/i28507525_256931.gif

This thread makes me feel like dancing!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/Warunk/mf_party.gif

This thread makes me feel like dancing!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/Warunk/mf_party.gif

Haha, is it really that good? :p

*Staggers to feet*

What's been happening?

*sigh*

*quietly removes the primary and/or secondary sex characteristics of everyone in this thread, excepting himself, who is already lacking in them being a giant evil robot after all*

*Staggers to feet*

What's been happening?

Err, not alot... Noone interesting has been on for a few hours...

*sigh*

*quietly removes the primary and/or secondary sex characteristics of everyone in this thread, excepting himself, who is already lacking in them being a giant evil robot after all*

Why do you try to make us androgenous?:confused:

Err, not alot... Noone interesting has been on for a few hours...


"interesting" is vague. we've been around, just not posting much

"interesting" is vague. we've been around, just not posting much

Ah that could be it... I've been doing the same thing... But I think Kuli was asking after the BritSter :p

Err, not alot... Noone interesting has been on for a few hours...


Gee, thanks. :p

Why do you try to make us androgenous?:confused:
To end the fluffle-whoring?

It's basically universal castration for people who have things to castrate, and dehormonisation for the rest of you.

Ah that could be it... I've been doing the same thing... But I think Kuli was asking after the BritSter :p


you have to start the interesting fire. sponatneous combustion is rare in here.

unless of course, you're talking about some star wars or lord of teh rings trivia

Gee, thanks. :p

That wasn't what I meant, it was Kuli, so I assume hes primarily interested in the activity of British Stereotypes *nods*

Sorry, I didn't mean offence :fluffle:

you have to start the interesting fire. sponatneous combustion is rare in here.

unless of course, you're talking about some star wars or lord of teh rings trivia
Eh? :confused:

That wasn't what I meant, it was Kuli, so I assume hes interested in the activity of British Stereotypes *nods*

Sorry, I didn't mean offence :fluffle:

Hey, I got a fluffle! :D

I never get fluffles... :(

Hey, I got a fluffle! :D

I never get fluffles... :(

Aww, why not? :(

:fluffle:

Aww, why not? :(

:fluffle:
:eek:

Pity-fluffling!!!

:)

:eek:

Pity-fluffling!!!

:)

You disapprove?

:fluffle:

Aww, why not? :(

:fluffle:

W00T! :D

Mostly cuz I'm an asshole. ;)

:eek:

Pity-fluffling!!!

:)

I take it however I can get it. :p

W00T! :D

Mostly cuz I'm an asshole. ;)

Will you be nice to me in exchange for fluffles? :D

You disapprove?

:fluffle:
Of course not... I am a fan of gratuitous fluffling, don'tyaknow :p

So here: :fluffle: :fluffle:

And for Cluichstan: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Will you be nice to me in exchange for fluffles? :D

You've got yourself a deal! :D

Of course not... I am a fan of gratuitous fluffling, don'tyaknow :p

So here: :fluffle: :fluffle:

And for Cluichstan: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Hehe :fluffle: :fluffle:

You've got yourself a deal! :D

Sweet :D

:fluffle:

It's a flufflepalooza!

It's a flufflepalooza!

And its all your fault.;)

You've got yourself a deal! :D
Ooh, that's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday morning
That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday morning
Why in the world, Would anybody put chains on me?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be, What they want me to be
I'm not happy when I try to fake it!

No! Ooh, that's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday morning
That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday morning

Ooh, that's why I'm easy

*Wonders if you are making some kind of joke about my willingness to share fluffles* :eek:

Ooh, that's why I'm easy

Hell yeah, I'm easy. :cool:

*Wonders if you are making some kind of joke about my willingness to share fluffles* :eek:
:fluffle: Not you...
Hell yeah, I'm easy. :cool:
Him! :D

:fluffle: Not you...

Him! :D

Yeah, I'm a manwhore like that. ;)

:fluffle: Not you...

Him! :D

Ahh, that's ok then :cool:

:fluffle:

And its all your fault.;)
:fluffle: :D

'cause... why the hell not, eh?

:rolleyes:
He dosn't say much. He usually only comunicates with smilies.
:cool: Works for me.

And I was accused of cybersex!
:eek:
:D Not anymore. Now I get to tease BritSter. Quick! Say something sexy so I don't have to follow through with it!

Dinaverg wants me to pair up with him. I want to pair up with:

http://stevemasson.ifrance.com/Photos%20de%20Alexandre%20Despatie/Alexandre%20Despatie%2092.jpg

I asked a question, you molested FD. *nods*
;)
:eek: Tantalized, taunted and insulted, yes, but molested....I could only hope to be so fortunate as to be molested by The Beautiful Darkness. : (

:D Not anymore. Now I get to tease BritSter. Quick! Say something sexy so I don't have to follow through with it!
How you doin'? ;)


Sexy enough for ya? :p

Dinaverg wants me to pair up with him. I want to pair up with:

http://stevemasson.ifrance.com/Photos%20de%20Alexandre%20Despatie/Alexandre%20Despatie%2092.jpg
Sadly, I think Dina's a better choice.:p

Dinaverg wants me to pair up with him. I want to pair up with:

http://stevemasson.ifrance.com/Photos%20de%20Alexandre%20Despatie/Alexandre%20Despatie%2092.jpg

You wanna pair up with a guy who works for McDonald's?

How you doin'? ;)


Sexy enough for ya? :p
:eek: NO!! Too creepy! I meant her, not you.:rolleyes:

Dinaverg wants me to pair up with him. I want to pair up with:

http://stevemasson.ifrance.com/Photos%20de%20Alexandre%20Despatie/Alexandre%20Despatie%2092.jpg
Pardon my ignorance, but... Who? :confused:

Should I have heard of him?

:eek: NO!! Too creepy! I meant her, not you.:rolleyes:
You weren't clear enough... See what kind of trouble that can land you in?

:fluffle: I'm fluffling everyone today, it seems...

I mean, trying to get you into Haiku and stuff. He's serious.

I'm not normally the jealous type... but with you...yeah it stings.
It really wasn't important. Just testing her persistance. A fun little feud. And others are often confused into thinking he is serious, so he may not be. You may never know.

Jealousy is a fickle but powerful thing. Beware it, lest it possess you into evil deeds.