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It doesn't go well for those who haven't sent in their thirty bucks to "Bob". Kinda like... like 'Mars Attacks'.

Mars Attacks was a very stupid movie.

And I made the choice on my own.

Are you sure it wasn't fear of hellfire that made you decide to go for the safe route and believe what you were told rather than to remain sceptical of such far out tales? Do you really think a supreme being would punish a not-so-supreme human for being sceptical and not having faith in something that he/she has never seen, felt, or experienced in any way?

*psst* Britster...keep on talking...his head might just blow up in a bit. :p
I don't know, I'm sure JuNii has some uses... :rolleyes:

I don't know, I'm sure JuNii has some uses... :rolleyes:
We can ductape his head back together later. :p

Edited. Everyone so far got the point of the thread. It's a shame some people are grammar nazis to the point they have to bash thread starters just because they think they are philosophically superior, or whatever.

On a last note, i admit i made an error. But i didnt edited it before because i thought it woulndt make any difference, since people knew what i was talking about. Done.


I'm not a grammar nazi, so you don't need to do that for me, I actually got what you were going for in the thread (it's obvious by looking at the poll), but I like to look at things in a different way. What fun is a conversation if I can only talk about something in a way the person I am talking to finds acceptable?

I just went off on you because you were a dick to me for no reason, and while I usually let it slide as this is the net afterall and most people just like to be trollish... today I felt like lashing out. In retrospect I regret it and am sorry.

Mars Attacks was a very stupid movie.
Well, Bob Dobbs is a very stupid Messiah. In fact, Bob is more or less an idiot savant - His greatness stems from his uncanny ability to cruise the Luck Plane, not from some wellspring of inner knowledge. Sultan of Sales, Sex-God, the living breathing avatar of Slack - Bob makes a million every time he fucks up.

'Mars Attacks' was like a detailed blueprint for the coming SubGenius rupture. What the film failed to depict were the advance ships, piloted by the polymorphic sex-goddesses, who spirit away all dues-paying Yeti to give them ringside seats during Earth's destruction by the main body of the Xist fleet.

And no, I'm not making any of that up. That's official Church canon I'm paraphrasing, there. I oughtta know - I am a SubGenius Minister, after all.

I'm not a grammar nazi, so you don't need to do that for me, I actually got what you were going for in the thread (it's obvious by looking at the poll), but I like to look at things in a different way. What fun is a conversation if I can only talk about something in a way the person I am talking to finds acceptable?

I just went off on you because you were a dick to me for no reason, and while I usually let it slide as this is the net afterall and most people just like to be trollish... today I felt like lashing out. In retrospect I regret it and am sorry.

You are totally right, and for that, i am sorry.

I really didnt mean to be a dick to you. I thought exacly the contraire, i thought you first answered that way just to piss me off. I accept your apologies and i ask sorry myself, if at any time, i was rude to you.

I've no idea what song you are talking about. I'm not sure if I should be glad of that or not. I can't tell if you are genuinely delighted to here that song play over and over in your head, or if it has just driven you insane...
bah, you guys are probably too young to remember the commercials for "The Clapper" a remote control for Lights. Clap once to turn them on, then twice to turn them off.

the song refers to the Jingle used.

You are totally right, and for that, i am sorry.

I really didnt mean to be a dick to you. I thought exacly the contraire, i thought you first answered that way just to piss me off. I accept your apologies and i ask sorry myself, if at any time, i was rude to you.

np - my comments may seem like they are designed to frustrate... they are really there to... oh wait.

*passes doobies out to everyone*

We can ductape his head back together later. :p
Duct tape didn't help the last time my head exploded...

but atleast it kept the peices relativily close.

np - my comments may seem like they are designed to frustrate... they are really there to... oh wait.

*passes doobies out to everyone*
Wanna supercharge me, Su? Or would your gf get jealous?

bah, you guys are probably too young to remember the commercials for "The Clapper" a remote control for Lights. Clap once to turn them on, then twice to turn them off.

the song refers to the Jingle used.

"Clap on! Clap off! Clap on clap off! *clap clap* :D

Wanna supercharge me, Su? Or would your gf get jealous?

I'd love to supercharge you - lol

It would take a lot to get my wife jealous... shall we test the boundaries? :D

That or I'm high on acid again.

Sounds more like cold logic to me ;)

Duct tape didn't help the last time my head exploded...

but atleast it kept the peices relativily close.
:eek:

Your head exploded once already? Which cruel creature bestowed this horrific fate upon you? :p

Sure, go right ahead ;)

Oh well, it's all periods of ups and downs, isn't it? :p
Yeah, pretty much. Now I've got a lot of catching up to do.
*runs off to five remaining active threads of original 8*

every moment is the end of the world as we know it
Hey! Don't say anything meaningful. There are Christian zealots in the room.:p

HEHEHEHEHE...

I just got that damn song stuck in my head...

thanks so very F*cking Much..

[starts singing] Clap on, Clap off.... :D
HAHAHAHAHA! Awww.:( Now I have it stuck in my head.:(

Hey! Don't say anything meaningful. There are Christian zealots in the room.:p

He does have point but yea...

I've no idea what song you are talking about. I'm not sure if I should be glad of that or not. I can't tell if you are genuinely delighted to here that song play over and over in your head, or if it has just driven you insane...
Oh, he's insane alright.
*restrains self from joining JuNii in song*

He does have point but yea...
:D I'm just glad they have a sense of humor for now.
*slowly backs away*

:D I'm just glad they have a sense of humor for now.
*slowly backs away*

Hehe. As opposed to those Global Warming nuts who have no sense of humor :D

bah, you guys are probably too young to remember the commercials for "The Clapper" a remote control for Lights. Clap once to turn them on, then twice to turn them off.

the song refers to the Jingle used.
I remember it all right. So long ago. But I'm 18, so all the fourteen-year-olds like Dinaverg may not.

I'd love to supercharge you - lol

It would take a lot to get my wife jealous... shall we test the boundaries? :D
Careful. You prolly know the saying: "There is no fury like a woman's scorn."

:eek:

Your head exploded once already? Which cruel creature bestowed this horrific fate upon you? :p
dunno, I wasn't looking when it happened.

I'd love to supercharge you - lol

It would take a lot to get my wife jealous... shall we test the boundaries? :D
why does this sound like something John Bobbit would've said?:rolleyes:

Hehe. As opposed to those Global Warming nuts who have no sense of humor :D
Global warming nuts, PETA freaks, feminist extremists, yeah, they all have zero humor. Most of you religious zealots don't either, but there are more exceptions with you than the others. Then again, I'm really more of an aquired taste for radicals.:D

Global warming nuts, PETA freaks, feminist extremists, yeah, they all have zero humor. Most of you religious zealots don't either, but there are more exceptions with you than the others. Then again, I'm really more of an aquired taste for radicals.:D

Meh I just tolerate ya :D

And yea, I do have a sense of humor otherwise, I'd go nuts :D

we will end up blow each other up cause we cant get along and im sure it wont be long the bible says that we will have a bad leader *cough bush cough* not gonna mention any names and that "the kings from the four corners of the world will destroy each other" im sure not everyone will die but i want to fight in that war.

we will end up blow each other up cause we cant get along and im sure it wont be long the bible says that we will have a bad leader *cough bush cough* not gonna mention any names and that "the kings from the four corners of the world will destroy each other" im sure not everyone will die but i want to fight in that war.

If ya think Bush is the Anti-Christ then why hasn't he united the world through peaceful means as stated in the 1st seal judgment in the Book of Revelations?

I think you need to rethink and re-read the Bible.

Meh I just tolerate ya :D

And yea, I do have a sense of humor otherwise, I'd go nuts :D
I don't know how you do it. For that matter, I don't know how my friends tolerate me. I can be such an ass.

Yeah, I've got a quote you might like: "For those who feel, life is a tragedy; for those who think, it is a comedy."

I don't know how you do it. For that matter, I don't know how my friends tolerate me. I can be such an ass.

Yeah, I've got a quote you might like: "For those who feel, life is a tragedy; for those who think, it is a comedy."

Yea I do like that quote.

Yea I do like that quote.
I thought you might.:)

I thought you might.:)

I do I do :)

Its not often we have this type of discussion where we are not hammering one another :D

Global warming nuts, PETA freaks, feminist extremists, yeah, they all have zero humor. Most of you religious zealots don't either, but there are more exceptions with you than the others. Then again, I'm really more of an aquired taste for radicals.:D
We have no sense of humour? Nobody ever told me that!

I do I do :)

Its not often we have this type of discussion where we are not hammering one another :D
Yeah, it's a little disorienting, to be honest. And hammering's fun and all, but I'm just not in the mood for anything serious right now. Then again, I'm almost never very serious.;)

We have no sense of humour? Nobody ever told me that!
You never asked. *shrugs*

It is good to see that I'm still in your sig, though.:cool:

You never asked. *shrugs*

It is good to see that I'm still in your sig, though.:cool:
wait, does that mean I have to stop joking around and start castrating all the males?

btw, your comment's going to stay there for a while, so you can stop worrying about it. :p

wait, does that mean I have to stop joking around and start castrating all the males?

btw, your comment's going to stay there for a while, so you can stop worrying about it. :p
NO! *cringes in fear*
See! That's what I mean! No sense of humour! I wasn't being serious! I'm usually not.

I figured, but I like to advertise.:cool:
Everyone check the Lady's sig!:p

You have to have a giant penis first.:rolleyes: :p
My penis is massive.

When I get an erection, the tide comes in.

It takes an army of lumberjacks armed with chainsaws to trim a single one of my pubes.

My penis is massive.

When I get an erection, the tide comes in.

It takes an army of lumberjacks armed with chainsaws to trim a single one of my pubes.
I bet.:rolleyes:
*lifts up Ginnoria's kilt*
Quick! Someone tell me how big it isn't!:D

I bet.:rolleyes:
*lifts up Ginnoria's kilt*
Quick! Someone tell me how big it isn't!:D
That would be inadvisable; any man who looks upon it becomes stricken blind with penis-envy. :D

Jesus said, “Truly I say to you, for all of them the stars bring matters to completion."

That would be inadvisable; any man who looks upon it becomes stricken blind with penis-envy. :D
Sure.:rolleyes:
Damnit, where's a n00b to do the dirty work when you need one!

That would be inadvisable; any man who looks upon it becomes stricken blind with penis-envy. :D
sorry to burst your bubble, but only 6-12 year old girls can have penis envy according to Freud.

Sure.:rolleyes:
Damnit, where's a n00b to do the dirty work when you need one!
When I masturbate, I need a team of medics standing by, giving me blood transfusions so I don't black out.

Jesus said, “Truly I say to you, for all of them the stars bring matters to completion."
Hey, would you do me a favor and look at Ginnoria while I have his kilt up to tell me how big you think his penis isn't?
Better say it's really small. *shakes fist menacingly*

sorry to burst your bubble, but only 6-12 year old girls can have penis envy according to Freud.
And Freud is a god, so I win!:D

Hey, would you do me a favor and look at Ginnoria while I have his kilt up to tell me how big you think his penis isn't?
Better say it's really small. *shakes fist menacingly*
I live in Oregon, not Scotland, silly.

Hey, would you do me a favor and look at Ginnoria while I have his kilt up to tell me how big you think his penis isn't?
Better say it's really small. *shakes fist menacingly*
I bet it's still somewhat bigger than what Jesus has tucked into his robes. Or rather, doesn't. I'm thinking Ken-doll territory, here.

And Freud is a god, so I win!:D
no, he's actually a crazy old man with an obsession with sex that was also the repressed subject of society at the time. That's why his theories are so widely known in western culture. Jung is the true under-appreciated psychiatrist of that time.

I live in Oregon, not Scotland, silly.
Meh. Close enough.:p

no, he's actually a crazy old man with an obsession with sex that was also the repressed subject of society at the time. That's why his theories are so widely known in western culture. Jung is the true under-appreciated psychiatrist of that time.
But he was very successful for it. Which is why he is a god: he turned nonsensical babbling into riches. Riches, my dear Canadian. You are right about Jung, though.

I bet it's still somewhat bigger than what Jesus has tucked into his robes. Or rather, doesn't. I'm thinking Ken-doll territory, here.
Are you disparaging Jesus manhood or mine?

I'll have you know that global warming is actually a hoax; the rise in the sea level is rather a result of my jerking off, instead of melting polar ice caps.

Are you disparaging Jesus manhood or mine?
Both.:D

Both.:D

Now that is a feat. :D

Now that is a feat. :D
Tweety!
Isn't it, though?;)

Both.:D
I have an exclusive contract with a porn shop chain to display my own signature dildo. The only reason it doesn't sell well is because most people can't even lift it.

Tweety!
Isn't it, though?;)

Indeed. :D

I have an exclusive contract with a porn shop chain to display my own signature dildo. The only reason it doesn't sell well is because most people can't even lift it.
Because they can't find it.:D

I have an exclusive contract with a porn shop chain to display my own signature dildo. The only reason it doesn't sell well is because most people can't even lift it.

And so ends the world.

But why would a man design a dildo? You don't really know what make what tick!

Because they can't find it.:D
.....

..... damn. I was trying to avoid a retort like that.

Indeed. :D
:D

.....

..... damn. I was trying to avoid a retort like that.
ROFLMAO You fail at life!:D

And so ends the world.

But why would a man design a dildo? You don't really know what make what tick!
Unless I'm really a god in disguise.:eek:

ROFLMAO You fail at life!:D
:( Now I can't even masturbate without feeling inadequate.

First, oil production worldwide will decrease. Then, all the people who drive their cars everywhere will have to get out and walk. Next, the increased footpounding all over the world will generate a massive earthquake that takes out the country singer convention held in Texas, which causes all the country lovers in California to move out of Caly, pick up their guns, and shoot everyone else. Then, California breaks off from the rest of the US (the country lovers are still shooting up the rest of the world... except Australia) and goes chill with Aussieland. Maybe Antarctica too. Lastly, I fail my Biz Law final. That's how armeggedon will play out.

Unless I'm really a god in disguise.:eek:

Meh. Gods do nothing for me...

Too human...

First, oil production worldwide will decrease. Then, all the people who drive their cars everywhere will have to get out and walk. Next, the increased footpounding all over the world will generate a massive earthquake that takes out the country singer convention held in Texas, which causes all the country lovers in California to move out of Caly, pick up their guns, and shoot everyone else. Then, California breaks off from the rest of the US and goes chill with Aussieland. Last, I fail my Biz Law final. That's how armeggedon will play out.
Sorry, this is page 22. According to the Spam Lords, On-topic posts end at page 20. Please accept our sincere condolences.

Aw, no worries. Oh, and when I masturbate, whales become jealous. Incredibly Jealous.

:( Now I can't even masturbate without feeling inadequate.
Haha! Hey, look what I can do!:p

Aw, no worries. Oh, and when I masturbate, whales become jealous. Incredibly Jealous.
Here's another for you to do, FD, you horrible person you.

Sperm whales or regular whales?

Aw, no worries. Oh, and when I masturbate, whales become jealous. Incredibly Jealous.

Yes, well...

<<insert witty retort>>

Meh. Gods do nothing for me...

Too human...
:eek: I'm not that kind of god! How dare you suggest I would try to pleasure you!:eek: :P

We're all gunna die. :)

Here's another for you to do, FD, you horrible person you.

Sperm whales or regular whales?
Nah, he's just being silly. No fun at all.:p

We're all gunna die. :)
You catch on quick!:p

We're all gunna die. :)
no, YOU are all going to die. I'm going to witness the end of the world and point and laugh at you.

Nah, he's just being silly. No fun at all.:p
Why do you hate me ... I was way sillier. Now my ego is shattered meaninglessly .... :(

no, YOU are all going to die. I'm going to witness the end of the world and point and laugh at you.
Bet I can live for eternity before you can!:p
*races the Lady to eternity*

Why do you hate me ... I was way sillier. Now my ego is shattered meaninglessly .... :(
But you're fun. He isn't. He's just...silly. *shrugs*

But you're fun. He isn't. He's just...silly. *shrugs*
No problem, I've recovered. My penis is actually so huge that it occupies a separate dimension of space/time all my itself. My ejaculations cause Big Bangs, creating alternate universes. :D

I answered that the world will end with the D-Rays actually winning a game. Turns out I'm wrong. The Angels beat them.

No problem, I've recovered. My penis is actually so huge that it occupies a separate dimension of space/time all my itself. My ejaculations cause Big Bangs, creating alternate universes. :D
You do know that dimensions can be infinitely small? And that alternate universes can hide in little things called "quantum foam" that are smaller than subatomic particles?:eek: :D

You do know that dimensions can be infinitely small? And that alternate universes can hide in little things called "quantum foam" that are smaller than subatomic particles?:eek: :D
Well, this is one of the infinitely large ones, so there.

Well, this is one of the infinitely large ones, so there.
Ah, but they can't be infinitely large. You weren't paying attention.:p

Ah, but they can't be infinitely large. You weren't paying attention.:p
Pssh. How do you know they can't?

And the quantum foam is actually made up entirely of my jism.

Pssh. How do you know they can't?

And the quantum foam is actually made up entirely of my jism.
Because THERE WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE!!1!!ONE!!1111!!!!!!1!!!!11!!

That may be, but to produce such small quantities would require an incredibly small penis....:p

*snip*

So you're finally back, just when I am about to go again shortly :(

So you're finally back, just when I am about to go again shortly :(
Aww, that's too bad.:( How long will you be gone?

Aww, that's too bad.:( How long will you be gone?

Depends how much study I can make myself do :p

Depends how much study I can make myself do :p
Not long at all, then.:p *prods The Beautiful Darkness* You know you'll miss me. Wontcha? Wontcha?;)

Not long at all, then.:p *prods The Beautiful Darkness* You know you'll miss me. Wontcha? Wontcha?;)

Erm, damn temptation not to study got the best of me :p

Erm, damn temptation not to study got the best of me :p
*Turns on Resperator*
[Imitates James Earl Jones]
No one can resist the POWER of Nationstates

Hey, would you do me a favor and look at Ginnoria while I have his kilt up to tell me how big you think his penis isn't?
Better say it's really small. *shakes fist menacingly*
Question is, could it ever be as small as your brain? :D

For a listing, and description of The End Of The World As We Know It,
http://www.exitmundi.nl/

:D

I think it will be like world leaders playing Risk. Oh, and the Pope, since a bunch of DeDeDee's follow him like blinded puppies.

You know, like what they do REALLY happens in the real world. They'll be in a bunker, of course, and somebody (Dubya) will something stupid and kill them all near the end of the war, and the soldiers will have to work things out without mind control.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bb/Apocalypselegends.png/150px-Apocalypselegends.png

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bb/Apocalypselegends.png/150px-Apocalypselegends.png

Wow! That does look like apocalypse!!!

Wow! That does look like apocalypse!!!

Probably because it is Apocalypse. ;)

Other: a new earth (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%2021:1-7;&version=64;)

Erm, damn temptation not to study got the best of me :p
That's my girl! :fluffle:

*Turns on Resperator*
[Imitates James Earl Jones]
No one can resist the POWER of Nationstates
Join me and we can rule the Forum as Spammer and....
What? Oh, wrong context, sorry.
*walks away*

Question is, could it ever be as small as your brain? :D
I have already established his penis as infinitely small. My brain, however, is quite normally sized, just a bit mishapen.

Am I here? No!
So beware the apocalypse, for it is nigh...

What? Yesterday?? Why didn't anyone...

Oh dear. Nevermind. False alarm...

Am I here? No!
So beware the apocalypse, for it is nigh...

What? Yesterday?? Why didn't anyone...

Oh dear. Nevermind. False alarm...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bb/Apocalypselegends.png/150px-Apocalypselegends.png
"The day of Apocalypse is still at hand. Tremble in fear, mortal!"

Probably because it is Apocalypse. ;)

But it's only Apocalypse cuz it looks like him. It wouldn't be him if it looked like a dying cat.

But it's only Apocalypse cuz it looks like him. It wouldn't be him if it looked like a dying cat.

Uh... :confused:

Uh... :confused:

*extends hand full of animal crackers* Want some?

*extends hand full of animal crackers* Want some?

Not if they're going to make me post weird shite like you do. ;)

Not if they're going to make me post weird shite like you do. ;)

No, that's the Spam, stay away from the spam...

No, that's the Spam, stay away from the spam...

FEAR IT!!!

http://www.modernsurf.com/spam/spamanm.gif

*extends hand full of animal crackers* Want some?
I'll take some, if you don't mind.
*takes handful of animal crackers*

FEAR IT!!!

http://www.modernsurf.com/spam/spamanm.gif
Embrace it or embrace your own destruction.

Because THERE WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE!!1!!ONE!!1111!!!!!!1!!!!11!!

That may be, but to produce such small quantities would require an incredibly small penis....:p
Actually, that's not necessarily true. Our universe could have have infinite physical depth and still have infinite width as well. Dimensions do not occupy each other's space because they are by definition separate from each other. Ha-HA! :D

Oh yeah? How much quantum foam is there?

My penile superiority is inevitable. :D

My penile superiority is inevitable. :D
:eek:

Actually, that's not necessarily true. Our universe could have have infinite physical depth and still have infinite width as well. Dimensions do not occupy each other's space because they are by definition separate from each other. Ha-HA! :D

Oh yeah? How much quantum foam is there?

My penile superiority is inevitable. :D
I could destroy that completely, but I'll do this the easy way. Assuming you did have such a penis, we still wouldn't be able to see it because it doesn't exist in this dimension. As you said, it does occupy its own dimension.:D But there's nothing in this one.:p

Surprisingly little.

My penile superiority is inevitable. :D

Fear the Inseminator! :eek:

I'd post a pic to go along with that, but I've been forumbanned before and would rather not be again. :p

:eek:
Helluva thing to read so early in the spamming, eh?:p

I could destroy that completely, but I'll do this the easy way. Assuming you did have such a penis, we still wouldn't be able to see it because it doesn't exist in this dimension. As you said, it does occupy its own dimension.:D But there's nothing in this one.:p

Surprisingly little.
My manhood is impervious to your mockery. Its mass and volume have such a large magnitude that it becomes a four-dimensional object. Objects may overlap dimensions, but dimensions may not overlap other dimensions.

My manhood is impervious to your mockery. Its mass and volume have such a large magnitude that it becomes a four-dimensional object. Objects may overlap dimensions, but dimensions may not overlap other dimensions.
In all probability, we're all really four-dimensional. That doesn't make the three-dimensional size any bigger.:p

Helluva thing to read so early in the spamming, eh?:p
And it didn't get any better either!!

Fear the Inseminator! :eek:

I'd post a pic to go along with that, but I've been forumbanned before and would rather not be again. :p

Oh man...

*shakes head*

THAT was a bad one. That even made me groan, and not in a good way...

And it didn't get any better either!!
LOL No, I imagine not.

Oh man...

*shakes head*

THAT was a bad one. That even made me groan, and not in a good way...
See what I have to put up with?:rolleyes:

After the coming of Saoshyant and other events, all the dead will rise up and be judged, and the wicked sent to hell.

Everyone will weep and grieve- the guilty for their crimes and the innocent for the guilty.

After three days, everyone will return from hell andthe fiery comet will hit the earth and melt all the metal into a river, which all will cross.

For the guilty, it will be like wading through molten metal, but for the good, it will be like warm milk.

The guilty will emerge purified from the river, which will purify the world.

The Demon of the Lie will be destroyed finally, and the world restored to good.

After the coming of Saoshyant and other events, all the dead will rise up and be judged, and the wicked sent to hell.

Everyone will weep and grieve- the guilty for their crimes and the innocent for the guilty.

After three days, everyone will return from hell andthe fiery comet will hit the earth and melt all the metal into a river, which all will cross.

For the guilty, it will be like wading through molten metal, but for the good, it will be like warm milk.

The guilty will emerge purified from the river, which will purify the world.

The Demon of the Lie will be destroyed finally, and the world restored to good.
We're past page 20; you don't have to post on-topic.:p

We're past page 20; you don't have to post on-topic.:p


If a thread is 20 pages long I wont read anything but the first post anyways.

If a thread is 20 pages long I wont read anything but the first post anyways.
Good, good. Maybe you've seen the warning? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11114245&postcount=680) Or the original warning? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11114066&postcount=673)
I also have the precursor warning that started the page 20 limit in my sig. I'm rather proud to have set a standard amongst the spamming community here.:D

Well the apocalypse is probably very near, now it could be anything, im with those people who are like whoa 2012 mayan calander shit but anyways, I will live past the cataclysm and go on to live like the Road Warrior...fuck yeah...

Well the apocalypse is probably very near, now it could be anything, im with those people who are like whoa 2012 mayan calander shit but anyways, I will live past the cataclysm and go on to live like the Road Warrior...fuck yeah...
Mayan stuff's in the next thread.:p J/K Doesn't matter. Whenever it happens, or doesn't, I'm ready. I've made my peace with the universe.

Oh man...

*shakes head*

THAT was a bad one. That even made me groan, and not in a good way...

That means it's working! :D

See what I have to put up with?:rolleyes:

You don't have to "put up with" anything. You could always just go away, leghumper.

aliens use phaser in 40billion watt range to shatter earth

Just because the mayan's number system for dates ends in 2012 doesnt mean the end of the world. If humans cause the end its purely coincidental.

You don't have to "put up with" anything. You could always just go away, leghumper.
What and leave all my spam buddies behind? Nah, I'll stick around for the entertainment of Tweety's posts.

In all probability, we're all really four-dimensional. That doesn't make the three-dimensional size any bigger.:p
Ah, jealousy is an ugly thing ... :p

Ah, jealousy is an ugly thing ... :p
I fail to see where jealousy enters. And for your information, Gravlen seems quite convinced I have an exceptionally large "wallet.":eek:
You simply ran out of silly responses to my cool logic.

Good, good. Maybe you've seen the warning? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11114245&postcount=680) Or the original warning? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11114066&postcount=673)
I also have the precursor warning that started the page 20 limit in my sig. I'm rather proud to have set a standard amongst the spamming community here.:D
Pssst! You know that I've quoted Tweet Tweet, right? So you really don't need to post two links, right? One stone, two birds and things?

I fail to see where jealousy enters. And for your information, Gravlen seems quite convinced I have an exceptionally large "wallet.":eek:
You simply ran out of silly responses to my cool logic.
Well you do, there's no point in trying to talk your way 'round it. Your statement, I mean, not your actual wallet.
...
Though I don't mean to suggest...
Nor imply...

Oh dear... :(

Well the apocalypse is probably very near, now it could be anything, im with those people who are like whoa 2012 mayan calander shit but anyways, I will live past the cataclysm and go on to live like the Road Warrior...fuck yeah...
Careful, you might end up living in th eworld we only saw a glimse of in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096928/)

*Shivers*

Now that _is_ scary!

I'm rather proud to have set a standard amongst the spamming community here.:D

You set a standard? Step aside, kid, and let a pro spammer show you how it's done. :p

I'm not just a postwhore...

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/postpimp.jpg

Pssst! You know that I've quoted Tweet Tweet, right? So you really don't need to post two links, right? One stone, two birds and things?
]Pssst! You know that you didn't quote what she quoted, right? So to keep hers in context as I did with yours, I do. Besides, I've got plenty of stones and not enough pipes...uh, birds.;)

Well you do, there's no point in trying to talk your way 'round it. Your statement, I mean, not your actual wallet.
...
Though I don't mean to suggest...
Nor imply...

Oh dear... :(
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/atomrofl.gif

You set a standard? Step aside, kid, and let a pro spammer show you how it's done. :p

I'm not just a postwhore...

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/postpimp.jpg
I even got two people to write official warnings (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11114245&postcount=680) for anyone unaware of the rule.

Are you implying that I am not a pro spammer?:eek:
*runs crying to the Lady*

Well, with someone like George Bush behind the button, this situation can only get worse, IMHO....I know, he might be "the best thing that happened to the US" but, hey, he's no better than Tony Blair, but according to that flash animation waaaay over on page one, the USA have more nukes than anyone, so that makes them potetialy dangerous....

not to mention the 24 peacekeeper missiles in storage over there...Geez, those things can carry EIGHT nuclear warheads over to one destination and throw them out...essentially, mass nuclear genocide...we are all screwed....

I even got two people to write official warnings (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11114245&postcount=680) for anyone unaware of the rule.

Are you implying that I am not a pro spammer?:eek:
*runs crying to the Lady*

I've been banned for spamming from more forums than there are women that have let you even touch them. ;)

I've been banned for spamming from more forums than there are women that have let you even touch them. ;)
Oh, so you have been banned from more than zero forums?:p Aww, cheap shot....:(:p I don't really use any other forums. My OCD isn't really that bad.:p

Oh, so you have been banned from more than zero forums?:p Aww, cheap shot....:(:p I don't really use any other forums. My OCD isn't really that bad.:p

Y'know, I was gonna say that any positive integer would beat you there, but I figured I'd be nice. Thanks for doing it for me, though. ;)

Y'know, I was gonna say that any positive integer would beat you there, but I figured I'd be nice. Thanks for doing it for me, though. ;)
Not a problem. It would be a positive number instead of the neutral one if I would let them touch me. That'd probably put it at two or three. Prolly not more than that.

What?? That's it?? Not even a single "yo mama"??

Man, am I disapointed :( In both of y'all!

Not a problem. It would be a positive number instead of the neutral one if I would let them touch me. That'd probably put it at two or three. Prolly not more than that.

Hell, gotta give you points for honesty. ;)

What?? That's it?? Not even a single "yo mama"??

Man, am I disapointed :( In both of y'all!
LOL Disappointment: my specialty!:D

Hell, gotta give you points for honesty. ;)
Yay, free points for insulting myself with truth!:D Aww, the implications....:(:p

LOL Disappointment: my specialty!:D

That's what she said. :p

Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

Yay, free points for insulting myself with truth!:D Aww, the implications....:(:p
Don't start going 'round sayin' "my mama", now, yo?

That's what she said. :p

Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)
To you, maybe. I never asked.:p
*shakes fist at Innsbruckia*

Don't start going 'round sayin' "my mama", now, yo?
Sorry. Not my style.

Sorry. Not my style.
Sorry be not. Good thing this is, hmmm?

Sorry be not. Good thing this is, hmmm?
Yes, but I don't see how this is helping me learn the ways of the Force.:p

In an elaborate scheme to hold the world at ransom, Dr. Evil will build a remote detonator that will launch every armed nuclear missile on Earth. After being foiled once again by his archnemesis Austin Powers, Dr. Evil will toss the detonator into the ocean where it's ingested by a shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to it's frickin' head.

Aussie shark hunter Brian Crossworth catches a shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to it's frickin' head off the coast of South Africa. When dissecting the shark, his machete pierces the remote detonator - launching all armed nuclear missiles. After most of the land on Earth erupts in a mushroom cloud - every living thing on the planet dies.

At least, that's MY theory.

Yes, but I don't see how this is helping me learn the ways of the Force.:p

Patience you must have, young Skywalker. ;)

Yes, but I don't see how this is helping me learn the ways of the Force.:p
Yes, a Spammer's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression, arguments and counter-arguments; the dark side of the Forum are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a serious debate. If once you start down the dark path of serious posting, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did some tall guy's apprentice. :p

Patience you must have, young Skywalker. ;)
But they're my friends! I've got to help them! WTF am I talking about? I have no friends....

Oh!! I just figured out what tree-huggers would say to the OP:

God: Hehe...too easy.
*slowly dissolves ozone layer*

Yes, a Spammer's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression, arguments and counter-arguments; the dark side of the Forum are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a serious debate. If once you start down the dark path of serious posting, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did some tall guy's apprentice. :p
I'm not that tall.:p

But they're my friends! I've got to help them! WTF am I talking about? I have no friends....


Impetuous you are. Hmpf.

Impetuous you are. Hmpf.
You bet your ass I am!:D

Impetuous you are. Hmpf.
The force is... not particularly strong-ish with him, is it?

The force is... not particularly strong-ish with him, is it?

Seems it is not, no.

The force is... not particularly strong-ish with him, is it?
That's okay. It balances with my post whoring.:D

That's okay. It balances with my post whoring.:D

Postcounts and join dates you should check, young padawan. Teach you I will.

Postcounts and join dates you should check, young padawan. Teach you I will.
But I didn't start posting until January. And post whoring a couple months ago. Besides, I'm catching up really fast.