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Amaralandia
05-06-2006, 16:38
How will the world (as we know it) end?

*edit*

How will life on Earth cease to exist?
How will humans on Earth cease to exist?
Or if you prefer, what event will trigger the near extinction of humanity on Earth?

On a last note: i don't think the world is to end, or at least, i hope not to.
And if it is, i dont mean that it HAS to be in a violent way, thats why there is a "other" option in the poll.

Thank you, and have a nice trip.
I V Stalin
05-06-2006, 16:40
Messily.
Saige Dragon
05-06-2006, 16:40
Beats me, my third eye can't see that far into the future. Actually my third eye is legally blind, so ya, not much use at all.
Hammergoats
05-06-2006, 16:41
Nuculear holocaust.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php
Czardas
05-06-2006, 16:41
Thousands of kittens will rampage over the entire world, destroying everything in their path and eroding mountains to valleys, then run into the sea like so many lemmings, vanishing forever beneath the waves as they cover all the land in the earth, then gravity stops working for some reason and the waters begin to pour off the earth into outer space, catching up everything and plunging over the glacial headwall at the edge of the universe before vanishing into a gap in the space-time continuum that causes it to destroy itself.

That or I'm high on acid again.
Xranate
05-06-2006, 16:46
Imagine the Left Behind series.

Now imagine someone who can actually write good novels wrote them.

Now imagine this writer got rid of all the crap about the Antichrist's child and stuff.

Now imagine that there is much more intrigue and support from the general populace.

Now imagine that it's all infinitely more interesting and terrifying and horrible than that.

That's pretty close. Of course, I could be wrong. God wrote the book and this little dust bunny cannot fathom it completely.
Sol Giuldor
05-06-2006, 16:48
Ivote other, ever reaqd the Book of Revalations? Highlights all of the above (except for the protestant Rapture crap)
RLI Returned
05-06-2006, 16:51
Ivote other, ever reaqd the Book of Revalations? Highlights all of the above (except for the protestant Rapture crap)

There are aliens in Revelations? Damn, I must have missed that bit.
Ilie
05-06-2006, 16:52
Well, the world as we know it could end any of those ways, but the earth will go on and other forms of life will thrive long after we are gone or mutated beyond recognition. (Maybe we will end up like those simple seal creatures that Kurt Vonnegut envisions in Galapagos. From what I can tell, it would be great.) Unless the planet crashes into the sun. That would really be the end of the world.
New Zero Seven
05-06-2006, 16:54
Eventually, species from another galaxy will want to settle on our planet and take our precious resources (if we have any of it left before we screw it up with global warming). And then they'll start experimenting with us and building up their galactic army. It won't be a pretty sight! :(
Heretichia
05-06-2006, 16:55
Swedish teens who has had every recreational drug including coffee and nicotine banned will probably nag the world to death about not having anything fun to do... or perhaps those fire ants will finally take over... or doplhins... yeah... dolphins will prolly take over... and then destroy the rotational axis of the earth with all their ball-flinging and send us spiraling into the sun... or wait... not us, we'll be dead, just the dolphins and their fish...
Czardas
05-06-2006, 16:56
There are aliens in Revelations? Damn, I must have missed that bit.
Well, yeah. And nukes, and lots and lots of kittens. That, or Ivia gets angry.
Xranate
05-06-2006, 16:56
Ivote other, ever reaqd the Book of Revalations? Highlights all of the above (except for the protestant Rapture crap)

The Protestant Rapture crap is found in one of Paul's letters. I can't think or where exactly though: Ephesians, maybe?

It definately says that the Remanant will be removed though the Pentacostal view of people disappearing all over and disasters happening because of it is pretty stupid. It could happen, but I think it will be something more subtle.
Czardas
05-06-2006, 16:57
Swedish teens who has had every recreational drug including coffee and nicotine banned will probably nag the world to death about not having anything fun to do... or perhaps those fire ants will finally take over... or doplhins... yeah... dolphins will prolly take over... and then destroy the rotational axis of the earth with all their ball-flinging and send us spiraling into the sun... or wait... not us, we'll be dead, just the dolphins and their fish...
No, that was George W. Bush, who caused the extinction of the dinosaurs by using a giant space crystal to alter the earth's rotational axis.
New Maastricht
05-06-2006, 17:06
Your question "How will the world end?" implies more the destruction of the planet rather than the extinction of the human race. That counts out most of the options on your poll. Although wars, nuclear weapons and natural disasters can cause the extinction of the human race, I very much doubt if they can completely destroy the planet. The only way that is likely to happen is if a huge meteor hits it, breaking it into pieces. Unless of course new energy ideas such as nuclear fission don't quite work out as planned and *KABOOM*.
Egg and chips
05-06-2006, 17:08
When the adromeda galaxy collides witht he milky way and we are ripped apart.
Amaralandia
05-06-2006, 17:14
Your question "How will the world end?" implies more the destruction of the planet rather than the extinction of the human race. That counts out most of the options on your poll. Although wars, nuclear weapons and natural disasters can cause the extinction of the human race, I very much doubt if they can completely destroy the planet. The only way that is likely to happen is if a huge meteor hits it, breaking it into pieces. Unless of course new energy ideas such as nuclear fission don't quite work out as planned and *KABOOM*.

You're right, i was careless.
*edited*
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 17:24
How will the world (as we know it) end?

The world will end with the rapture for it will mark the 7 year tribulation where the anti-christ will rule the world ending when our Lord Savior Jesus Christ returns to earth in all his glory.
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 17:25
There are aliens in Revelations? Damn, I must have missed that bit.

I must've missed it too.
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 17:27
The Protestant Rapture crap is found in one of Paul's letters. I can't think or where exactly though: Ephesians, maybe?

1st Thessalonians

It definately says that the Remanant will be removed though the Pentacostal view of people disappearing all over and disasters happening because of it is pretty stupid. It could happen, but I think it will be something more subtle.

Why would it be stupid? Just out of curiosity.
Kmt_maat
05-06-2006, 17:29
ok peeps the world will not end by the human race's fault
the world will end when the sun dies. that is it
when the sun dies
no nuke war no global warming u peeps rreeeetarded!
I know its boring,cold,nonexciting,& guess what GROW UP!
:rolleyes: :( ohh no thee world wont end in a cool way awww
Xranate
05-06-2006, 17:33
Why would it be stupid? Just out of curiosity.

Sorry if you're Pentacostal and I offended you.

I have a big problem with the whole Health, Wealth, and Prosperity thing that Pentacostals seem to adopt. They are so certain that God would allow nothing bad to happen to them, that they are sure beyond any doubt that God will remove them before the Tribulation. But I see no evidence of that from Scripture. In fact, I see very much evidence that God doesn't care if His people suffer tribulation (in so much as caring means preventing). Look at the trial of the Reformers and of the Christians of the Early Church.
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 17:39
Sorry if you're Pentacostal and I offended you.

I have a big problem with the whole Health, Wealth, and Prosperity thing that Pentacostals seem to adopt. They are so certain that God would allow nothing bad to happen to them, that they are sure beyond any doubt that God will remove them before the Tribulation. But I see no evidence of that from Scripture. In fact, I see very much evidence that God doesn't care if His people suffer tribulation (in so much as caring means preventing). Look at the trial of the Reformers and of the Christians of the Early Church.

I'll be perfectly frank with you. No one knows when the rapture will occur. That much is a given. Among bible scholars (And I am not one of them) they are at odds over when it will occur. Some think it will happen during the 1st 3.5 year period prior to the assassination of the Anti-Christ and his ressurrection. Some think it will happen before the peace treaty with Israel. There is a 3rd school of thought but me being an idiot forgot what that was.

So you see, there is no one school of thought among christians as to when this will occur. For me, I do not know when it will occur but I do know that it will occur. Just when in the timeline for the end of the world, I do not know.
Arakaria
05-06-2006, 17:39
Propably it will be slow, very slow death... Like cancer. We see this progress from thousands of years and it doesn't seem to change a lot...
Amaralandia
05-06-2006, 17:49
ok peeps the world will not end by the human race's fault
the world will end when the sun dies. that is it
when the sun dies
no nuke war no global warming u peeps rreeeetarded!
I know its boring,cold,nonexciting,& guess what GROW UP!
:rolleyes: :( ohh no thee world wont end in a cool way awww

You know how much time that takes? Do you?
Sorry to disapoint you, but the world ending because the sun died, is WAY cool.
And btw, if humanity makes it that far, by that time we already have extrasolar planets colonized. So, humanity prevails in that case. Lets all hope for a meteor, aye?
Vetalia
05-06-2006, 17:54
Well, by the time it does humanity will have expanded far beyond the Earth so it will not exactly be a major loss. It will probably be a relatively minor piece of news tucked away in the Galactic section of some local holographic news report ...

Humanity has survived and thrived through two world wars, an influenza epidemic, a Cold War, AIDS, natural disasters, famines, MAD, chemical and biological warfare, nuclear weapons, a Great Depression, two oil shocks, an incountable number of civil and local wars, genocide, and mass killings...all in the past century. That's 0.008% of our history since agriculture and 0.00000002% of the history of the Earth; we've taken a ton of abuse in the past millenia but survived it all...and we'll continue to do so well in to the future.
Xranate
05-06-2006, 17:57
I'll be perfectly frank with you. No one knows when the rapture will occur. That much is a given. Among bible scholars (And I am not one of them) they are at odds over when it will occur. Some think it will happen during the 1st 3.5 year period prior to the assassination of the Anti-Christ and his ressurrection. Some think it will happen before the peace treaty with Israel. There is a 3rd school of thought but me being an idiot forgot what that was.

So you see, there is no one school of thought among christians as to when this will occur. For me, I do not know when it will occur but I do know that it will occur. Just when in the timeline for the end of the world, I do not know.

I think the third is right before the final battle when Jesus reappears. And I don't think the Pentacostals are wrong, so much as their reasoning is very wrong and that casts doubt on their timeline for the Rapture for me. I'm sorry if my other posts confused my stance.
Saxnot
05-06-2006, 17:59
I'm going to go for the nuclear war thing, or maybe the magnetic poles shifting.
Czardas
05-06-2006, 17:59
ok peeps the world will not end by the human race's fault
the world will end when the sun dies. that is it
when the sun dies
no nuke war no global warming u peeps rreeeetarded!
I know its boring,cold,nonexciting,& guess what GROW UP!
:rolleyes: :( ohh no thee world wont end in a cool way awww
The sun will die in about 4-5 billion years; it will become a red giant, becoming so close and hot that the Earth's oceans will dry up and life as we know it cannot survive; then it will shrink to a white dwarf within only a few hundred million years, leaving the Earth cold, barren, and lifeless.

I don't know about you, but I think that's cool. :p
Kryozerkia
05-06-2006, 18:01
We will never know because when it ends, we'll all be dead.
Dodudodu
05-06-2006, 18:02
One day, the world will just stop turning and EVERYTHING will just sort of fly off because of inertia. Wouldn't that be messed up?
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 18:02
I think the third is right before the final battle when Jesus reappears. And I don't think the Pentacostals are wrong, so much as their reasoning is very wrong and that casts doubt on their timeline for the Rapture for me. I'm sorry if my other posts confused my stance.

Its ok my friend :) I sometimes get confused myself :D
Khadgar
05-06-2006, 18:03
Eventually, species from another galaxy will want to settle on our planet and take our precious resources (if we have any of it left before we screw it up with global warming). And then they'll start experimenting with us and building up their galactic army. It won't be a pretty sight! :(


You're crazy aren't you?

In a billion years or so the sun will expand sufficently that Earth will no longer be habitable to humans. Assuming we're still alive.
Czardas
05-06-2006, 18:03
One day, the world will just stop turning and EVERYTHING will just sort of fly off because of inertia. Wouldn't that be messed up?
That happens to me sometimes, depending on which drug I'm high on at the time...
Dodudodu
05-06-2006, 18:05
That happens to me sometimes, depending on which drug I'm high on at the time...

Then I want some of what you've got:p
Daistallia 2104
05-06-2006, 19:31
Nuculear holocaust.
http://www.banned link.com

Just so you know (and so you can remove it before getting deated), the mods have banned all links to that site... :(
Fascist Dominion
05-06-2006, 20:02
The sun will die in about 4-5 billion years; it will become a red giant, becoming so close and hot that the Earth's oceans will dry up and life as we know it cannot survive; then it will shrink to a white dwarf within only a few hundred million years, leaving the Earth cold, barren, and lifeless.

I don't know about you, but I think that's cool. :p
Actually, when it goes red giant, scientists predict its radius will expand beyond the Earth's orbit....
Dosuun
05-06-2006, 20:06
Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth is built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.

I'm going with other/none. How to Destroy the Earth (http://qntm.org/destroy)
Risban
05-06-2006, 20:12
Hmm.... Eventually, we will either destroy ourselves in a nuclear war or get hit by a metoer or supervolcano, as that statistically happens every now and then.


However, I believe this will not take place very soon. Although, many people will happily point out the following that makes them "positive" the Earth will send soon.


--Tsunamis, Earthquakes, Major Hurricanes, Global Warming
--Ancient calendars ending at the year 2012
--Solar flares
--Recent close-calls with meteors/asteroids
--We are rumored, according to a "prophet", to be at our second-to-last Pope of the Catholic Church.

Let's see...
Tsunamis, Earthquakes, and Major Hurricans... Guess what? They happen from time-to-time. Duh. Yes, the most recent American Hurricane Season was exceptionally active, but that happens. I mean, Hurricane Katrina was only really bad because it was the first big hurricane in a while to hit a major urban area like New Orleans; the disaster was intensified due to poor/old architecture and a defective government response. The Atlantic Ocean goes through warm and cool periods; we have been in a cool period since the 1980s, and are now switching to a warm period. During the last warm period, some hurricans managed to even travel up to New York City and flood out Long Island. It happens. Get over it.

Solar flares happen to, and we're always at risk of being hit by some alien object like an asteroid.

Now, 2012 and Peter Romanus.... It has been prophesied that Benedict is the second-to-last Pope, and several ancient things point at December, 2012, as being "the end." Now, I am not one for conspiracy theorists and far in the future predictions (although the Papal predictions, I must say, impressed me somewhat), but what if the year 2012 did not mark the end of life on Earth, but rather the end of life as we know it on Earth?

Mostly due to the insinuations of the Catholic Church and fiction of several Hollywood flicks, the Brotherhood of Freemasons is often accused of being evil and connected to the mysterious Bavarian Illuminati, who are rumored to really want to kind of take over the world and establish a New World Order. Now, I like the Masons, am a fan of their philosophies, and have studied them in-depth. If they were to take over the world, I'd be all for it. As I said, I don't believe in this conspiracy crap, but I'll go on about it anyways.
A Masonic giant in the 19th century, Alvert Pike, wrote letters to key individuals (Giusseppe Mazzini of Italy, Lord Henry Palmerston of England, and Otto von Bismarck of Germany) stating his three goals of Freemasonry, which many have held as proof that the Masons organized the World Wars and the Cold War to establish a New World Order. The goals were as follows:
1. Create a First World War brought in order to allow the Illuminati to overthrow the Czars of Russia and making the country a fotress of Communism (they planned on using conflicts between Communism, Nazism, and Zionism to highten their goal). Agents would create problems between the British Empire and Germany to lead to war. At the end of the war, Communism will be built and used to destroy the other governments and weaken the various religions (primarily Catholocism, which has always been hostile to the Masons).

2. The Second World War would be brought about by taking advantage of the differences between the Fascists and political Zionists. Germany is to be destroyed and political Zionism should be strong enough to institute a sovereign state of Israel in Palestine. During WWII, International Communism needs to become strong enough to balance Christendom.

3. The Third World War must be created by using the agents of the Illuminati to take advantage of differences between the Zionists and the leaders of the Islamic World. The war would needs Islam (the Arabic World) and Zionism (Israel) to mutually wipe each other out. Then agents around the world would act, causing riots between different factions, assasinating people, and creating such a large revolution that a world government would need to step in to create order. Pike, personally, planned on, in the end, having both Christianity and Atheism to be wiped out.


So... the Third World War is to take place in the Middle East, eh? My, what an ideal spot given the state of things... Most people don't know what Armageddon is, do they? Heh. It's the name of this field in the Middle East, and is reported to be one of the bloodiest areas on Earth. Armies have been fighting there for millenia. Solomon, Nebuchanedzar, Alexander, the Caesars, Napoleon, and Hitler have all held battles in this one area of Earth. The Book of Revelation says that this is where the final battle will be held... A place in the Middle East, eh?

Let's see... The Middle East... Why on Earth would there be the possibility of a major war there in the next decade?
1. A potentially-nuclear Iran that doesn't like agreeing with the Great Powers.
2. An Iraq in chaos.
3. Problems between Israel and Palestine.
4. Hatred throughout the Islamic world at Israel.
5. Hatred throughout the Islamic world at the United States and its allies for the massive problems in Iraq.
6. Strengthening of Islamic autocracies in places like Egypt while the USA is "busy" with Iraq.
7. The high possibility of greater chaos erupting again in Afghanistan.
8. Oil problems arising throughout the world, and the Middle East's nice abundance of oil.
9. The Iranian president is kinda crazy and anti-Zionist.
10. Israel's new leaders may not be as easy to work with as Sharron was.


Tensions growing in the Middle East are perfect for a war. Should on break out, the USA and EU would probably side with Israel. Russia, China, and India are iffie of where they'll go...

So, back to the original point, what if 2012 marked the end of the the world as we know it to be? If this "Illuminati" really did create these wars and really did plan on taking over the world, they first thing they would do it get rid of the Catholic Church, as it has proven to be one of their greatest enemies. They'd establish a New World Order (organizations like the European Union, United Nations, World Bank, and World Court would most likely help them easily achieve this should there be global chaos) and life as we know it would be different.



But, hey, as I said, I'm not a conspiracy guy. I just like pointing at possibilities and seeing what people say. :p
Dexlysia
05-06-2006, 20:17
It's the end of the world as we know it... and I feel fine.
The world as we know it ends every second of every day, since we aren't omnipotent.[/smartass]

Statistically speaking, the extinction of the human race (or at least the vast majority of it) will probably be at the hands of a meteor or a comet, though there is a slim chance that we'll survive until the death of the sun... Hooray!
Fascist Dominion
05-06-2006, 20:17
Oops, I forgot to post my response, a poem by Robert Frost:

Fire and Ice
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction
Ice is also great
And would suffice.
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 20:36
Why don't we ask the great Nostradamus?

He always seemed to be able to predict the perils of humanity (at least in North America...).

:rolleyes:
Fascist Dominion
05-06-2006, 20:39
Why don't we ask the great Nostradamus?

He always seemed to be able to predict the perils of humanity (at least in North America...).

:rolleyes:
He's dead. That's why.:p
PsychoticDan
05-06-2006, 20:48
Well, by the time it does humanity will have expanded far beyond the Earth so it will not exactly be a major loss. It will probably be a relatively minor piece of news tucked away in the Galactic section of some local holographic news report ...

Humanity has survived and thrived through two world wars, an influenza epidemic, a Cold War, AIDS, natural disasters, famines, MAD, chemical and biological warfare, nuclear weapons, a Great Depression, two oil shocks, an incountable number of civil and local wars, genocide, and mass killings...all in the past century. That's 0.008% of our history since agriculture and 0.00000002% of the history of the Earth; we've taken a ton of abuse in the past millenia but survived it all...and we'll continue to do so well in to the future.
And yet still haven't matched the staying power of the lowly alligator, something that we may actually drive into extinction. We've been here for the blink of an eye and almost went into extinction once already.

As to the OPs question, the world as we know it will happen within our lifetimes, probably within the next decade, and will be marked by a rapid depletion of our energy resources followed almost immediately by shortages of other crucial resources including water, arable land, copper and other important industrial metals and food.
Kiwi-kiwi
05-06-2006, 20:53
Zombies.
Fascist Dominion
05-06-2006, 20:57
Zombies.
Don't I wish.:)
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 21:05
He's dead. That's why.:p

NO WAY!

Well, the zombie theory should cure that....:D
Fascist Dominion
05-06-2006, 21:08
NO WAY!

Well, the zombie theory should cure that....:D
Dead too long, I'm afraid.:eek: :(
Hagarom
05-06-2006, 21:09
As for the Andromeda galaxy "colliding" with ours, no. Remember that galaxies consist of nothing. Absolutely nothing. Well, okay, there are tiny amounts of matter here and there. A blue giant here, a nebula there. But that's nothing, really. Absolutely nothing. In short, galaxies don't collide. They pass through each other. When the Andromeda galaxy intersects with the Milky Way, it's estimated that about six stellar collisions (stars colliding with other stars) will occur. That's out of the estimated 200-400 billion (short scale) stars in our galaxy. I'd say the odds are pretty good that Sol won't we one of those stars.

But the night sky will be absolutely spectacular.
PsychoticDan
05-06-2006, 21:12
As for the Andromeda galaxy "colliding" with ours, no. Remember that galaxies consist of nothing. Absolutely nothing. Well, okay, there are tiny amounts of matter here and there. A blue giant here, a nebula there. But that's nothing, really. Absolutely nothing. In short, galaxies don't collide. They pass through each other. When the Andromeda galaxy intersects with the Milky Way, it's estimated that about six stellar collisions (stars colliding with other stars) will occur. That's out of the estimated 200-400 billion (short scale) stars in our galaxy. I'd say the odds are pretty good that Sol won't we one of those stars.

But the night sky will be absolutely spectacular.
The gravity of the galaxies, especially at the core, cause extreme distortions of the colliding galaxies.

http://www.gemini.edu/images/stories/websplash/websplash2005-15/ngc520_Screen.jpg
Free Mercantile States
05-06-2006, 21:14
Where's Heat Death by entropy?
Ginnoria
05-06-2006, 21:15
How will the world (as we know it) end?
No one's sure how or why the world will end. There's only one detail you can be certain of: at the twilight of life on this Earth, the last two remaining microbes will be locked in epic conflict in a flamewar over either gays, abortion, or George Bush.
PsychoticDan
05-06-2006, 21:15
Where's Heat Death by entropy?
Since all energy eventually ends up as low density heat energy, it is theorized that the end of the universe will actttually be when all matter and other forms of energy have degraded to heat.
PsychoticDan
05-06-2006, 21:17
As for the Andromeda galaxy "colliding" with ours, no. Remember that galaxies consist of nothing. Absolutely nothing. Well, okay, there are tiny amounts of matter here and there. A blue giant here, a nebula there. But that's nothing, really. Absolutely nothing. In short, galaxies don't collide. They pass through each other. When the Andromeda galaxy intersects with the Milky Way, it's estimated that about six stellar collisions (stars colliding with other stars) will occur. That's out of the estimated 200-400 billion (short scale) stars in our galaxy. I'd say the odds are pretty good that Sol won't we one of those stars.

But the night sky will be absolutely spectacular.
Here's a neato movie.

http://astrowww.phys.uvic.ca/~patton/openhouse/anttop.mpg
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 21:20
I think the world will implode because of the number of grammar and spelling mistakes people make.

At least ... it shall destroy MY world eventually ...
Fascist Dominion
05-06-2006, 21:25
I think the world will implode because of the number of grammar and spelling mistakes people make.

At least ... it shall destroy MY world eventually ...
The world!? No, try the UNIVERSE!
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 21:29
The world!? No, try the UNIVERSE!

0.o

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*curses*
Define meaning
05-06-2006, 21:37
I'll eat the world, no need to worry.
Fascist Dominion
05-06-2006, 21:39
0.o

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*curses*
Victory!:D
http://www.mahjqa.com/stuff/grammarnazi.gif
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 21:41
Victory!:D
http://www.mahjqa.com/stuff/grammarnazi.gif

*shifty eyes*

I did not do that.

I repeat: I did not do that!
Ginnoria
05-06-2006, 21:42
Victory!:D
http://www.mahjqa.com/stuff/grammarnazi.gif
I love you Fascist Dominion. :fluffle:
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 21:49
I love you Fascist Dominion. :fluffle:

*glare*

Back off!

Go on, get lost!

(I jest...come back...)
Kiwi-kiwi
05-06-2006, 21:51
I think the world will implode because of the number of grammar and spelling mistakes people make.

At least ... it shall destroy MY world eventually ...

Don't be silly. If the world ever implodes it will be a result of someone telling the Worst Pun Imaginable.
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 21:51
Prepare ye the way of the Lord!

The Lord Savior is coming soon. do not get left behind.
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 21:54
Don't be silly. If the world ever implodes it will be a result of someone telling the Worst Pun Imaginable.

Oh please. I've pulled off so many of those if the world has not imploded, it never will.

And don't look for a pun in that. It's not there.

What, you didn't find one? That's because it's not there people! Stop looking! Stop touching me... :rolleyes:
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 21:55
Prepare ye the way of the Lord!

The Lord Savior is coming soon. do not get left behind.

*slaps*

Unauthorized spamming going on here... :D
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 21:56
*slaps*

Unauthorized spamming going on here... :D

*turns the other cheek*

You are forgiven my child for slapping me.
Divine Imaginary Fluff
05-06-2006, 21:57
Don't be silly. If the world ever implodes it will be a result of someone telling the Worst Pun Imaginable.Just wait. I can't have been too far from it by now, and I intend to pull it off. AhahHAhAHHAHaHAHHAhHAhAHhHAHHAHAAA!11!1!
Swilatia
05-06-2006, 21:57
NOT as illusrated in this music video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6666637566522776701)
Kiwi-kiwi
05-06-2006, 21:58
Oh please. I've pulled off so many of those if the world has not imploded, it never will.

And don't look for a pun in that. It's not there.

What, you didn't find one? That's because it's not there people! Stop looking! Stop touching me... :rolleyes:

Many bad puns have been told, even many horrible puns, but no one yet has been born that can survive the thinking up of the Worst Pun Imaginable. They all die of it sheer horridness before the abomination can dare pass from their lips. But the one who can tell the Worst Pun Imaginable is coming... beware.
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 22:00
*turns the other cheek*

You are forgiven my child for slapping me.

0.o

Forgiven my butt. Last time I decked a Christian (he insulted me), he fought back. And I being a girl, he didn't like the fact that I then pummelled him into a rather bloody mess...
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 22:01
Many bad puns have been told, even many horrible puns, but no one yet has been born that can survive the thinking up of the Worst Pun Imaginable. They all die of it sheer horridness before the abomination can dare pass from their lips. But the one who can tell the Worst Pun Imaginable is coming... beware.

True. I fear for the day. Shakespeare will either be very proud or roll in his grave so much that he won't just be six feet under...
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 22:02
0.o

Forgiven my butt. Last time I decked a Christian (he insulted me), he fought back. And I being a girl, he didn't like the fact that I then pummelled him into a rather bloody mess...

Then I wouldn't call him a very good Christian IF 1) he did insult you and 2)fought back but then again...I'm not passing judgement on him for I will leave that to a higher authority.
Kiwi-kiwi
05-06-2006, 22:05
True. I fear for the day. Shakespeare will either be very proud or roll in his grave so much that he won't just be six feet under...

Zombie Shakespeare?
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 22:05
Then I wouldn't call him a very good Christian IF 1) he did insult you and 2)fought back but then again...I'm not passing judgement on him for I will leave that to a higher authority.

*sigh*

You're Catholic, aren't you?

Lutherans don't hold "the law of the Lord" very well...
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 22:07
*sigh*

You're Catholic, aren't you?

Lutherans don't hold "the law of the Lord" very well...

Me Catholic? No I am not catholic.
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 22:08
Zombie Shakespeare?

*slowly nods head in supreme agreement*

Everyone must love iambic pentameter...
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 22:09
Me Catholic? No I am not catholic.

Then what denomination?

*eyes*

If you're playing Devil's Advocate (irony!) then 'fess up, lest I...lest I...begin to...

pelt you with Jello!
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 22:11
Then what denomination?

*eyes*

If you're playing Devil's Advocate (irony!) then 'fess up, lest I...lest I...begin to...

pelt you with Jello!

My denomination is unimportant. I believe that the Lord Savior Jesus died for my sins and that he will be returning soon.

And no. I am not playing devils advocate. But I do love jello.
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 22:16
My denomination is unimportant. I believe that the Lord Savior Jesus died for my sins and that he will be returning soon.

And no. I am not playing devils advocate. But I do love jello.

Meh, each to his own. As long as you love Jello! :D
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 22:18
Meh, each to his own. As long as you love Jello! :D

Yep yep. I do love Jello. J-E-LL-O! Its alllliiivvvveeeee. :D
Ginnoria
05-06-2006, 22:20
Yep yep. I do love Jello. J-E-LL-O! Its alllliiivvvveeeee. :D
JELL-O FTW! :D :fluffle:
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 22:20
JELL-O FTW! :D :fluffle:

Oh! Go away :D :fluffle:
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 22:21
*wiggle*
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 22:23
*wiggle*

haha! *secretly watches*
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 22:32
haha! *secretly watches*

0.o

*closes blinds*
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 22:33
0.o

*closes blinds*

*gets x-ray camera* :D
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 22:37
*gets x-ray camera* :D

Uh-oh...

Well, now I'm buggered...

*wraps self in layers of clothing and blankets*
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 22:41
Uh-oh...

Well, now I'm buggered...

*wraps self in layers of clothing and blankets*

:D

Good to see you have a sense of humor Tweet Tweet. Don't worry. I already have a gf. Infact, she is visiting me next month :)
Ifreann
05-06-2006, 22:48
Rocks fall. We all die.
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 23:06
:D

Good to see you have a sense of humor Tweet Tweet. Don't worry. I already have a gf. Infact, she is visiting me next month :)

Oooo. Long distance. I have a bf.

Yes, a sense of humor is key in NS General...:D
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 23:11
Oooo. Long distance. I have a bf.

I'm going to say semi-long distance because her and I go to the same university. She is still there and I am back home :(

Yes, a sense of humor is key in NS General...:D

So very true.
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 23:27
I'm going to say semi-long distance because her and I go to the same university. She is still there and I am back home :(



So very true.

Ah-hah. Poor man.

*nods*
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 23:29
Ah-hah. Poor man.

*nods*

But she is visiting next month and we'll be together in August so it isn't the end of the world :D
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 23:32
But she is visiting next month and we'll be together in August so it isn't the end of the world :D

"It's not a happy ending, so it can't be the end of the world"

:p

Damned optimist...
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 23:34
"It's not a happy ending, so it can't be the end of the world"

:p

Damned optimist...

LOL!
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 23:35
LOL!

Teehee...laughing...most excellent...
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 23:36
Teehee...laughing...most excellent...

Despite popular belief. I am easy to get along with and I have a sense of humor.
Muftwafa
05-06-2006, 23:37
Why r we discussin this? Damien is here tomorrow and that means the end of the world ' ...and the beast's number is 666...' w00t! i hope the world ends tomorrow so i dnt have a french exam!!!!:p
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 23:38
Why r we discussin this? Damien is here tomorrow and that means the end of the world ' ...and the beast's number is 666...' w00t! i hope the world ends tomorrow so i dnt have a french exam!!!!:p

Hate to break the news to ya but the world won't end tomorrow. All the signs are not quite there yet.
Muftwafa
05-06-2006, 23:39
shh my french teacher dnt know that!
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 23:40
shh my french teacher dnt know that!

I wouldn't place a bet on it.
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 23:41
I wouldn't place a bet on it.
:D

I'm going to sit back and watch him sizzle...anyone have popcorn?
Muftwafa
05-06-2006, 23:44
:D

I'm going to sit back and watch him sizzle...anyone have popcorn?

lol ty for the confidence, my teacher can apparently speak 4 languages i think she has yet to get the grasp of english though, so yeah i do think that she is too dumb to notice. Plus she's evangelical.

She is English btw
Tweet Tweet
05-06-2006, 23:45
lol ty for the confidence, my teacher can apparently speak 4 languages i think she has yet to get the grasp of english though, so yeah i do think that she is too dumb to notice. Plus she's evangelical.

She is English btw

Unlike you, perhaps, as you seem not to be able to fully grasp the proper use of the language...
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 23:45
lol ty for the confidence, my teacher can apparently speak 4 languages i think she has yet to get the grasp of english though, so yeah i do think that she is too dumb to notice. Plus she's evangelical.

She is English btw

If she is an evangelical then she DOES KNOW that the signs are most definitely not there. Some are however but the most important sign has yet to occur.
Hokan
05-06-2006, 23:48
By people making the same fucking poll every week.
Muftwafa
05-06-2006, 23:48
Unlike you, perhaps, as you seem not to be able to fully grasp the proper use of the language...

ooh nice comback... but i mean come on she is dumb, from a £220k a year job to £24k to teach i mean WIERDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus i am quite capable of grasping my language, thank you very much, personally its the internet so i can do 'wotever' i like! meh shem deh peh bleh blah seh keh
Muftwafa
05-06-2006, 23:49
If she is an evangelical then she DOES KNOW that the signs are most definitely not there. Some are however but the most important sign has yet to occur.

Wot would that b then? the sky turning red? coz that only hapens wen the seven selas r released and sam rises and well that is tomorrow.
Muftwafa
05-06-2006, 23:51
g2g only 9 mins till the end of the world i gotta make myself a little tin hat.
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 23:52
ooh nice comback... but i mean come on she is dumb, from a £220k a year job to £24k to teach i mean WIERDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus i am quite capable of grasping my language, thank you very much, personally its the internet so i can do 'wotever' i like! meh shem deh peh bleh blah seh keh

I see punctuation and capitalization errors. Are you sure you have a grasp of it? :D
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 23:53
Wot would that b then? the sky turning red? coz that only hapens wen the seven selas r released and sam rises and well that is tomorrow.

I guess you forgot that God is supposed to defend His people from the Enemy to the North using hail, fire, earthquake, etc.
Corneliu
05-06-2006, 23:53
g2g only 9 mins till the end of the world i gotta make myself a little tin hat.

I hope to see you after midnight :D
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 00:00
I hope to see you after midnight :D

Teehee. The moonlight will reflect all kinds of colours off of the little tin hat he's wearing...
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 02:42
I love you Fascist Dominion. :fluffle:
I...don't know you...Ginnoria....Who are you?:confused:
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 02:44
*glare*

Back off!

Go on, get lost!

(I jest...come back...)
Jealous, are we?:p
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 02:45
I...don't know you...Ginnoria....Who are you?:confused:
A fellow grammarian, of course. :)
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 02:53
A fellow grammarian, of course. :)
So why is it you love me?:confused: And what is your gender?
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 02:57
So why is it you love me?:confused: And what is your gender?
I saw you wave our flag ... surely the revolution is at hand.

... oh .... I guess not. Oh well, I'll have to get used to seeing that 'e' in 'ridiculous' (that one really bothers me ...). :(

I'm male.
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 03:02
I saw you wave our flag ... surely the revolution is at hand.

... oh .... I guess not. Oh well, I'll have to get used to seeing that 'e' in 'ridiculous' (that one really bothers me ...). :(

I'm male.
Aww, you brought up the dreaded "Ridiculous E"! No fair!:p Usually, I AM the revolution, but occasionally I run across one of our kind. I just like to parade our flag at any Grammarian victory, however hollow or ineffectual.
Desperate Measures
06-06-2006, 03:06
I'm pretty positive dwarf mimes will be involved.
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 03:06
I'm pretty positive dwarf mimes will be involved.
That's exactly what the Molemen want you to believe, them and their Tribble masters.
Desperate Measures
06-06-2006, 03:08
That's exactly what the Molemen want you to believe, them and their Tribble masters.
Big talk for someone posting anonymously on the internet. Moleman 84 will hear of this.
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 03:09
Big talk for someone posting anonymously on the internet. Moleman 84 will hear of this.
Damn! My cover is blown! Of course, I'm anonymous, so it will take a few minutes for the black helicoptors to find me.

*runs*
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 03:10
That's exactly what the Molemen want you to believe, them and their Tribble masters.
That's what I want you to believe, at any rate.:p
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 03:11
Damn! My cover is blown! Of course, I'm anonymous, so it will take a few minutes for the black helicoptors to find me.

*runs*
But not the black vans!
*evil laughter*
Desperate Measures
06-06-2006, 03:13
But not the black vans!
*evil laughter*
Nothing can stop a moleman in his black van!
Sonnveld
06-06-2006, 03:19
Are you referring to the planet or human civilization?

The *planet* will continue on until Sol goes nova in 3 billion years (give or take). She took a hit from a meteor the size of K2, there's nothing *we* can do to put the kibosh to the planet. Stop flattering yourselves.

If you mean human civilization...I don't think that'll stop, either. The *system* will take a major hit and/or self-destruct, at which point it will morph and take another tack. We can speculate ten ways to Sunday; the law of averages states that it will happen eventually, but the jury implementing the law of chaos is notoriously out.

Could the folks who painted the caves of Chauvet and Lascaux predict the Aztec Calendar and the Battle of the Somme?
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 03:20
Nothing can stop a moleman in his black van!
Except my Blackshirts in their black vans!:D
Beat the molemen to him! :p
TheSovietUnionOfMars
06-06-2006, 03:21
Ivote other, ever reaqd the Book of Revalations? Highlights all of the above (except for the protestant Rapture crap)
Exactly. The Book of Revelations has all that shit, just READ BETWEEN THE LINES PEOPLE!!!!:sniper: :gundge: :mp5: :headbang: :upyours: :confused:
Zogia
06-06-2006, 03:22
I went with volcano. 1 wiped out all but 300-3,000 humans 15,000 years ago and another one is ready to do the same hear in the USA.
Desperate Measures
06-06-2006, 03:23
Except my Blackshirts in their black vans!:D
Beat the molemen to him! :p
Trenches are being dug at this very moment. Try beating a moleman at digging a trench.

Oh, it's war.
TheSovietUnionOfMars
06-06-2006, 03:26
Why r we discussin this? Damien is here tomorrow and that means the end of the world ' ...and the beast's number is 666...' w00t! i hope the world ends tomorrow so i dnt have a french exam!!!!:p
i have a french project due tommorrow, so i hope he comes tommorrow too!
Corneliu
06-06-2006, 03:29
The Lord Savior will be returning soon. Repent ye sinners and turn to Christ our Lord.
Desperate Measures
06-06-2006, 03:32
The Lord Savior will be returning soon. Repent ye sinners and turn to Christ our Lord.
But turn not downwind. 2000 years can't smell good.
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 03:34
Trenches are being dug at this very moment. Try beating a moleman at digging a trench.

Oh, it's war.
Fools!

The war is a pretext created by the Tribble elite. The global Tribble conspiracy is at work even now. The Tribbles fired the missile at the Pentagon, and brought down the WTC by rapidly moving from floor to floor and nibbling through the structural supports. The War on Terror is really just a cover for the War on Tribbles.
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 03:35
Trenches are being dug at this very moment. Try beating a moleman at digging a trench.

Oh, it's war.
Don't need to.
*rolls in panzers*
:D
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 03:39
Fools!

The war is a pretext created by the Tribble elite. The global Tribble conspiracy is at work even now. The Tribbles fired the missile at the Pentagon, and brought down the WTC by rapidly moving from floor to floor and nibbling through the structural supports. The War on Terror is really just a cover for the War on Tribbles.
*ignores Ginnoria's silliness*
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 03:40
*ignores Ginnoria's silliness*
:(

Won't anyone listen to me? The Tribbles are coming .... yes, they really have teeth. :(
Dobbsworld
06-06-2006, 03:41
Let it end; the next world couldn't possibly be as deranged as this one.
Corneliu
06-06-2006, 03:42
Let it end; the next world couldn't possibly be as deranged as this one.

Your right for the next world will be ruled by the Lord Savior Jesus Christ.
The Longinean Order
06-06-2006, 03:43
The answer, the meteor NASA says is coming hits in Wyoming, while another part hits near Krakatoa. These things cause massive damage and death. This is followed by the eruptions of Yellowstone and Krakatoa, which cover the earth in ash, leading us to another Ice Age unlike any the Human Race has ever experienced.
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 03:45
The answer, the meteor NASA says is coming hits in Wyoming, while another part hits near Krakatoa. These things cause massive damage and death. This is followed by the eruptions of Yellowstone and Krakatoa, which cover the earth in ash, leading us to another Ice Age unlike any the Human Race has ever experienced.
Are you saying we will lose the Human Race?! Will we get second at least!?!??!
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 03:47
Your right for the next world will be ruled by the Lord Savior Jesus Christ.
Good to see I have rights.
Luporum
06-06-2006, 03:57
Your right for the next world will be ruled by the Lord Savior Jesus Christ.

I don't like the idea of Jesus being called a Lord and a Ruler. Jesus hated kings and he probably hates anyone who associates him with them.

If Jesus were real I'd to think of him as more a guide than a dictator.
Corneliu
06-06-2006, 03:59
I don't like the idea of Jesus being called a Lord and a Ruler. Jesus hated kings and he probably hates anyone who associates him with them.

If Jesus were real I'd to think of him as more a guide than a dictator.

Well it is written that he will be the leader throughout his 1000 year reign.
SilverCities
06-06-2006, 03:59
the world will end with "game over" in big bright neon green letters plastered across the sky...

ya know cus eventually someone will beat the big boss
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 04:13
Let it end; the next world couldn't possibly be as deranged as this one.
Then I think you have quite a shock in store.;)
Luporum
06-06-2006, 04:22
Well it is written that he will be the leader throughout his 1000 year reign.

Leader is a pretty vague word.

I just don't like king because it has a severe negative condontation to it.
Corneliu
06-06-2006, 04:23
Leader is a pretty vague word.

I just don't like king because it has a severe negative condontation to it.

I'm sure Britain appreciates that. (Yes I know they have a queen right now but traditionally, it has kings)
The Parkus Empire
06-06-2006, 04:25
The sun will go out!:D
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 04:28
:(

Won't anyone listen to me? The Tribbles are coming .... yes, they really have teeth. :(
Ah, I'm unloved. :(
Corneliu
06-06-2006, 04:31
Ah, I'm unloved. :(

*shoots the Tribbles*
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 04:33
*shoots the Tribbles*
Yay! :fluffle:
Corneliu
06-06-2006, 04:35
Yay! :fluffle:

Couldn't help it :D

but :fluffle: back
Shalaam
06-06-2006, 04:35
Acc. to Judaism
After various events, such as the building of the Third Temple, the Messiah will come, and everyone will realize that the Jews have been right all along. Then we all go to Olam Haba (The World to Come), which is basically heaven.

All in all, something to really look forward to.
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 04:36
Couldn't help it :D

but :fluffle: back
Now the oppressed Tribbletariat can be free. :)
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 04:37
*shoots the Tribbles*
*reanimates Tribbles*
*evil laughter*
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 04:40
*reanimates Tribbles*
*evil laughter*
Nooooo! :(
Luporum
06-06-2006, 04:41
*reanimates Tribbles*
*evil laughter*

*unreanimates them*
*no laughter*
Corneliu
06-06-2006, 04:42
*reanimates Tribbles*
*evil laughter*

*shoots them again then shoots Fascist Dominion*

*evil Laughter*
Dobbsworld
06-06-2006, 04:45
Your right for the next world will be ruled by the Lord Savior Jesus Christ.
...only if I'm a subscriber. Non-binding on non-believers. Enjoy.
Shalaam
06-06-2006, 04:51
*releases genetically engineered tribble-eating monster*
*pulls out an easy chair and watches*
Corneliu
06-06-2006, 04:53
...only if I'm a subscriber. Non-binding on non-believers. Enjoy.

I would say something but then I would be passing judgment.
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 04:54
I would say something but then I would be passing judgment.
*catches judgment*

*scores touchdown*
Dobbsworld
06-06-2006, 04:57
I would say something but then I would be passing judgment.
At worst, I'm wrong, and I'll go to the land of virtuous pagans, who did not accept Christ, on the outskirts of Limbo, on the first circle of Hell. No biggie. I'd be in terrific company.
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 04:59
*shoots them again then shoots Fascist Dominion*

*evil Laughter*
"You know as well as I that I cannot be destroyed! I will feast on spam and flame wars!":D
*reanimates Tribbles AGAIN, this time as magically immune daemonic minions*
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 05:00
"You know as well as I that I cannot be destroyed! I will feast on spam and flame wars!":D
*reanimates Tribbles AGAIN, this time as magically immune daemonic minions*
*sprays you all with anti-undead-tribble mace*
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 05:01
*releases genetically engineered tribble-eating monster*
*pulls out an easy chair and watches*
*bombards Tribble-eaters from orbital weapons platform(I knew cutting education to invest in those would be handy:D )*
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 05:03
*sprays you all with anti-undead-tribble mace*
WTF!? They aren't undead Tribbles, you fool!
*shoots Ginnoria in face with shotgun*
*maniacal laughter*
*feeds Ginnoria to Tribble-daemons*
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 05:05
WTF!? They aren't undead Tribbles, you fool!
*shoots Ginnoria in face with shotgun*
*maniacal laughter*
*feeds Ginnoria to Tribble-daemons*
Hahahaha! That was just my body double! And I fed him tribble-daemon poison too! Now they will all get sick and DIE!
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 05:18
Hahahaha! That was just my body double! And I fed him tribble-daemon poison too! Now they will all get sick and DIE!
Too bad I already innoculated them with the antidote.:p And now that you're position is made....
*summons more Tribble-daemons to rip Ginnoria apart, then decides to do it the old-fashioned way and rips the real Gennoria's heart out, then feeds the real Ginnoria to the Tribble-daemons*
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 05:19
Too bad I already innoculated them with the antidote.:p And now that you're position is made....
*summons more Tribble-daemons to rip Ginnoria apart, then decides to do it the old-fashioned way and rips the real Gennoria's heart out, then feeds the real Ginnoria to the Tribble-daemons*
Pfffft. Saddam had way more than one body double, and my post-count is way huger than his. :p
Oscar Hanbury
06-06-2006, 05:21
Well after been an avid fan of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in my childhood I've always had the firm notion that the earth will be destroyed by beuracratic aliens to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 05:28
Pfffft. Saddam had way more than one body double, and my post-count is way huger than his. :p
Doesn't matter. I said I had the real one. And I never miss the real one when I have the real one in my sights. Besides, at that close range, I can tell the difference. And my post-count is way huger than yours, so I win by force of experience.:p
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 05:32
Doesn't matter. I said I had the real one. And I never miss the real one when I have the real one in my sights. Besides, at that close range, I can tell the difference. And my post-count is way huger than yours, so I win by force of experience.:p
Whenever you feed a tribble, God masturbates.
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 05:36
Whenever you feed a tribble, God masturbates.
Which god?:p
Dobbsworld
06-06-2006, 05:36
I'm sorta wishing Corneliu'd've responded to my last bit.
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 05:36
Which god?:p
They all have a little circle-jerk.
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 05:38
They all have a little circle-jerk.
So long as we're clear on that.:D
Luporum
06-06-2006, 18:29
I'm sure Britain appreciates that. (Yes I know they have a queen right now but traditionally, it has kings)

Britain's King, well queen, doesn't have the same power in a traditional sense that the old kings had, which is the type of king the bible was referring to.

Now if Jesus makes a parliament...
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 19:55
Britain's King, well queen, doesn't have the same power in a traditional sense that the old kings had, which is the type of king the bible was referring to.

Now if Jesus makes a parliament...
If onlye he and she did....
*sighs*
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 20:55
So long as we're clear on that.:D

Well, methinks it would get a little murky...*pulls out umbrella*
Sumamba Buwhan
06-06-2006, 21:01
the end of the world as we know it doesnt necessitate that it will be violent.
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 21:04
the end of the world as we know it doesnt necessitate that it will be violent.

True. You could just be turned into a sausage.

Or die because of a chemical put into the air that was only meant to pacify humans...but instead you just...give up...

Extra points for getting the references!

And OMG, on topic?!

*dies*
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 21:04
Well, methinks it would get a little murky...*pulls out umbrella*
LOL Depends on how often they meet.:D
*takes shelter under Tweety's umbrella*
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 21:06
True. You could just be turned into a sausage.

Or die because of a chemical put into the air that was only meant to pacify humans...but instead you just...give up...

Extra points for getting the references!

And OMG, on topic?!

*dies*
*notes death*
Six left, darling.;)
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 21:07
*notes death*
Six left, darling.;)

Hmm?

Six left?

I know not of what you speak...
Sumamba Buwhan
06-06-2006, 21:07
True. You could just be turned into a sausage.

Or die because of a chemical put into the air that was only meant to pacify humans...but instead you just...give up...

Extra points for getting the references!

And OMG, on topic?!

*dies*

lol sorry I am not wise in the way of the mighty spammer.

I dont get the reference even though for some reason I pictures Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 21:08
LOL Depends on how often they meet.:D
*takes shelter under Tweety's umbrella*

HOLD IT. Is THAT what clouds are made of?!

:eek:

Note to self: never play in the rain nor the puddles that that 'rain' creates.

:(
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 21:11
Hmm?

Six left?

I know not of what you speak...
You don't!?:eek: Why, your 9 cat lives, of course. That's three times I've seen you die, so six left.:rolleyes:
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 21:13
You don't!?:eek: Why, your 9 cat lives, of course. That's three times I've seen you die, so six left.:rolleyes:

No, you have not....

*waves pocketwatch infront of FD's eyes*

Now, you do not know anything of my losing lives...I am invincible, I shall never die...
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 21:15
HOLD IT. Is THAT what clouds are made of?!

:eek:

Note to self: never play in the rain nor the puddles that that 'rain' creates.

:(
LOL "Hold it." Hahaha! Oh, innuendo is in the air.:D You mean "clouds?" No, not to my knowledge. I just thought you pulled your umbrella out for a reason and decided to join you. I don't like being caught unaware. And given that you responded to that with your umbrella post, it could be assumed you meant to take shelter from the seed of the gods, which may or may not be murky, depending on how often they meet in their circle.
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 21:17
No, you have not....

*waves pocketwatch infront of FD's eyes*

Now, you do not know anything of my losing lives...I am invincible, I shall never die...
No, I'm certain I have. That's definitely three times.
*checks*
Yep, three times, all right.
*blinkblink*
Oriadeth
06-06-2006, 21:17
Gays and Mutants will take over and society will crumble.

The war is coming.
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 21:17
LOL "Hold it." Hahaha! Oh, innuendo is in the air.:D You mean "clouds?" No, not to my knowledge. I just thought you pulled your umbrella out for a reason and decided to join you. I don't like being caught unaware. And given that you responded to that with your umbrella post, it could be assumed you meant to take shelter from the seed of the gods, which may or may not be murky, depending on how often they meet in their circle.

Indeed. Innuendo in the air. :D
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 21:19
lol sorry I am not wise in the way of the mighty spammer.

I dont get the reference even though for some reason I pictures Aqua Teen Hunger Force

*whimpers*

Come ON people! There are TWO. The first should be easy enough, though, admittedly, only the coolest of people would be able to understand the second...
Nagapura
06-06-2006, 21:22
Here's my answer:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 21:22
True. You could just be turned into a sausage.

Or die because of a chemical put into the air that was only meant to pacify humans...but instead you just...give up...

Extra points for getting the references!

And OMG, on topic?!

*dies*
Serenity. Do I get a cookie? :)
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 21:25
Serenity. Do I get a cookie? :)

:fluffle:

Oh, well done!

You do you do you do!

:fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 21:29
Indeed. Innuendo in the air. :D
I thought it was one of those days.;)
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 21:30
I thought it was one of those days.;)

Teehee. With me, it's almost every day...
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 21:31
Serenity. Do I get a cookie? :)
No fair! I haven't seen it yet.:(
*pouts*
I do have a funny dialogue, though:
"How bad is it?"
"O God, O God, we're all gonna die!"

Something like that. *shrugs*
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 21:32
Teehee. With me, it's almost every day...
I'd noticed, and I intend to keep it that way.;)
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 21:34
I'd noticed, and I intend to keep it that way.;)

Heh. Well, that should keep things interesting...

Oh, and have you at least seen Firefly?
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 21:48
Heh. Well, that should keep things interesting...

Oh, and have you at least seen Firefly?
Sure will.:)
And yes, I have seen Firefly. It's one of the best series EVER. That and Stargate. I have no idea what compelled them to cancel it before the first season ended. Oops, be back in a bit, Tweet-ums. I've got an advanced math entrance exame to pwn.
*swaggers out of cantina*
Gravlen
06-06-2006, 21:49
Pssst! Are you guys off topic yet? Is it safe?
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 21:51
Pssst! Are you guys off topic yet? Is it safe?

Keep it down!

Just scroll up a little, and you shall see...
RanRun
06-06-2006, 21:54
I hope the world ends by way of giant penis.
Amaralandia
06-06-2006, 21:54
Going offtopic is the only way a thread of mine could get this many pages.

*is proud*
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 21:55
Sure will.:)
And yes, I have seen Firefly. It's one of the best series EVER. That and Stargate. I have no idea what compelled them to cancel it before the first season ended. Oops, be back in a bit, Tweet-ums. I've got an advanced math entrance exame to pwn.
*swaggers out of cantina*
I give Firefly four fluffles and Stargate five (out of five).
Ginnoria
06-06-2006, 21:56
I hope the world ends by way of giant penis.
Mine, of course.
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 22:06
I give Firefly four fluffles and Stargate five (out of five).
I give them the same rating: 23 (out of five). Firefly would have gotten better if it hadn't been cancelled.:( Frankly, I don't think they had the stamina to keep writing the script and plot so well.
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 22:07
Mine, of course.
You have to have a giant penis first.:rolleyes: :p
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 22:09
You have to have a giant penis first.:rolleyes: :p

Now, why would people want death by penis?

True that it tends to have a mind of its own...

And no, I do not have one. Thank Buddha, I only have the rights to one :D
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 22:19
Now, why would people want death by penis?

True that it tends to have a mind of its own...

And no, I do not have one. Thank Buddha, I only have the rights to one :D
I dunno. I just thought that if his penis really would end the world, for it to be a large penis that ended the world, he would have to replace his with something a bit more substantial.:D Mine doesn't have a mind of its own. I strangled it a long time ago for interfering with my bodily functions.;)
Innuendo is, indeed, in the air.:D
Tweet Tweet
06-06-2006, 22:21
I dunno. I just thought that if his penis really would end the world, for it to be a large penis that ended the world, he would have to replace his with something a bit more substantial.:D Mine doesn't have a mind of its own. I strangled it a long time ago for interfering with my bodily functions.;)
Innuendo is, indeed, in the air.:D

As long as it isn't spurting into the air...
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 22:26
As long as it isn't spurting into the air...
ROFLMAO!!1!1!!!!!111!!ONE1!!!!!111!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!11!
*attempts reply*
*erupts in convulsive giggling*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/atomrofl.gif
Gravlen
06-06-2006, 22:37
Keep it down!

Just scroll up a little, and you shall see...
But it hasn't gotten past page 20 yet...
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 22:42
But it hasn't gotten past page 20 yet...
Exactly. She doesn't want you to undermine our subtle efforts to completely sieze the thread on page 20.
Gravlen
06-06-2006, 22:45
Exactly. She doesn't want you to undermine our subtle efforts to completely sieze the thread on page 20.
Alrighty then...

Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
*streaks through thread*
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 22:49
Alrighty then...

Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
*streaks through thread*
*runs up to Gravlen panting*
Oh, thank the gods you're here.
*pants heavily*
It was horrible. I was spamming in eight threads, and suddenly they all fell asleep.:eek: Wait, what the hell are you doing!? Did someone steal your wolfskin, too?:confused:
Gravlen
06-06-2006, 22:54
*runs up to Gravlen panting*
Oh, thank the gods you're here.
*pants heavily*
It was horrible. I was spamming in eight threads, and suddenly they all fell asleep.:eek: Wait, what the hell are you doing!? Did someone steal your wolfskin, too?:confused:
Wolfskin? No, I'm a vegetarian... Well, not really, but that's a long and horrible story.

*puts clothes back on*

Slow night, you say? Maybe it really is time for the apocalypse?

Disclaimer:
Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home.
Fascist Dominion
06-06-2006, 23:01
Wolfskin? No, I'm a vegetarian... Well, not really, but that's a long and horrible story.

*puts clothes back on*

Slow night, you say? Maybe it really is time for the apocalypse?
No, things have seemed slower ever since I really got into spamming a couple months ago. Prolly just me surpassing the Lady. *shrugs* Oh, by the way, I'm stealing that disclaimer.;)
Gravlen
06-06-2006, 23:14
No, things have seemed slower ever since I really got into spamming a couple months ago. Prolly just me surpassing the Lady. *shrugs* Oh, by the way, I'm stealing that disclaimer.;)
Sure, go right ahead ;)

Oh well, it's all periods of ups and downs, isn't it? :p
The New Diabolicals
06-06-2006, 23:45
How will the world (as we know it) end?

I'm guessing you listen to R.E.M?

Anyway, in my geography class we keep getting told all about our imminent and inevitable excruciating deaths that we are all going to face one day. But sometimes our extremely morbid teacher says that a huge volcano will create an ice age and wipe us out, then the next lesson we are told that the sun will expand into a red giant and fry the Earth. I don't quite know but I'm opting for the idea that we are killed by a whole heap of natural disasters - earthquakes, volcanoes, the sun exploding, the whole kit and kaboodle!
Corneliu
06-06-2006, 23:47
I'm guessing you listen to R.E.M?

Anyway, in my geography class we keep getting told all about our imminent and inevitable excruciating deaths that we are all going to face one day. But sometimes our extremely morbid teacher says that a huge volcano will create an ice age and wipe us out, then the next lesson we are told that the sun will expand into a red giant and fry the Earth. I don't quite know but I'm opting for the idea that we are killed by a whole heap of natural disasters - earthquakes, volcanoes, the sun exploding, the whole kit and kaboodle!

That's fine for the world won't end like that. It is going to end with the 7 seal, 7 trumpet, and 7 bowl judgments and ending with the glorious reappearing of our Lord Savior Jesus Christ.
Amaralandia
06-06-2006, 23:48
I'm guessing you listen to R.E.M?

Anyway, in my geography class we keep getting told all about our imminent and inevitable excruciating deaths that we are all going to face one day. But sometimes our extremely morbid teacher says that a huge volcano will create an ice age and wipe us out, then the next lesson we are told that the sun will expand into a red giant and fry the Earth. I don't quite know but I'm opting for the idea that we are killed by a whole heap of natural disasters - earthquakes, volcanoes, the sun exploding, the whole kit and kaboodle!

So, basically, in a cool way :D
Abou R.E.M., yeah, i like them, and i know that song.
But that wasnt really the point, at first posters said i gave the wrong impression meaning that the Earth itself would be gone, i added that sweet little (phrase), so it gives the impression of just humanity all getting killed or something like that. You know, the usual.
The Most High Bob Dole
06-06-2006, 23:49
It has been scientifically proven that the world will end when a race of geneticly modifies panda bears destroy the planet by pulling all the volcanoes up by their roots.
Desperate Measures
07-06-2006, 00:07
That's fine for the world won't end like that. It is going to end with the 7 seal, 7 trumpet, and 7 bowl judgments and ending with the glorious reappearing of our Lord Savior Jesus Christ.
I thought prophecy was a sin.
Corneliu
07-06-2006, 00:11
I thought prophecy was a sin.

No. Prophecy is not a sin. Whateer gave you that impression?
Sumamba Buwhan
07-06-2006, 00:18
every moment is the end of the world as we know it
Desperate Measures
07-06-2006, 00:20
No. Prophecy is not a sin. Whateer gave you that impression?
"I have heard what the prophets have said who prophesy falsely in My name, saying, 'I had a dream, I had a dream!' (Jer 23:25)
Amaralandia
07-06-2006, 00:20
every moment is the end of the world as we know it

Thank you for being obvious. We really needed that. :rolleyes:
Sumamba Buwhan
07-06-2006, 00:29
Thank you for being obvious. We really needed that. :rolleyes:


It's the question posed. Sorry if it didn't fit what you expected to see. I'll try to be more considerate of your inability to handle the obvious in the future.

Even though the OPer (you) doesn't seem to think it's so obvious since the question had to be asked. OH and - you're a dick. Shit, there goes the obvious statements again. :p
JuNii
07-06-2006, 00:31
How will the world (as we know it) end?
A giant hand will reach out from the darkness of space and pull the string, turninig the sun off.
British Stereotypes
07-06-2006, 00:32
A giant hand will reach out from the darkness of space and pull the string, turninig the sun off.
No, the sun is remote controlled. I have it, although I've misplaced it. It's stuck on summer here...:(
Amaralandia
07-06-2006, 00:33
It's the question posed. Sorry if it didn't fit what you expected to see. I'll try to be more considerate of your inability to handle the obvious in the future.

Even though the OPer (you) doesn't seem to think it's so obvious since the question had to be asked. OH and - you're a dick. Shit, there goes the obvious statements again. :p

My, my, you didnt cared to read the first pages did you? I dont really blame you for that, but acting with such rudeness wont get nowhere, aye?
Ladamesansmerci
07-06-2006, 00:37
How will the world (as we know it) end?
I'm going to destroy it with uber hot pink eye lasers.
Corneliu
07-06-2006, 00:37
"I have heard what the prophets have said who prophesy falsely in My name, saying, 'I had a dream, I had a dream!' (Jer 23:25)

False prophets are one thing. Saying what a true prophet (in this case, book of Revelations and Ezekiel and various other prophets) is not a sin.
Dobbsworld
07-06-2006, 00:39
Corneliu: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11101947&postcount=166

Just wanted to see if you were up for it...
Sumamba Buwhan
07-06-2006, 00:41
My, my, you didnt cared to read the first pages did you? I dont really blame you for that, but acting with such rudeness wont get nowhere, aye?


uh yeah I did - and you ask one question with no qualifiers on teh first page and have no other comments, so what am I supposed to have read on it? My statement has been the most philisophical so far. Your assumption that the end of the world as we know it having to be a violent one seems to be me to be quite a limited perspective.

yeah, I'm the rude one - who was all ":rolleyes:" and shit in the first place when I was merely answering the question how I thought it could best be answered? yeah, thats what I thought.

If you meant "How will life on Earth cease to exist?" then say that.
JuNii
07-06-2006, 00:41
No, the sun is remote controlled. I have it, although I've misplaced it. It's stuck on summer here...:(
HEHEHEHEHE...

I just got that damn song stuck in my head...

thanks so very F*cking Much..

[starts singing] Clap on, Clap off.... :D
Corneliu
07-06-2006, 00:43
Corneliu: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11101947&postcount=166

Just wanted to see if you were up for it...

You answered your own question. Actually....you'd be left behind if the rapture were to occur today.
Sumamba Buwhan
07-06-2006, 00:44
False prophets are one thing. Saying what a true prophet (in this case, book of Revelations and Ezekiel and various other prophets) is not a sin.


How do you know this dude was a true prophet? because you read it in a book? because your parents and preacher told you that the bible is true? OR were you there? Perhaps God spoke to you and told you what is truth and what isn't? Didn't you once say that you were raised to think for yourself?
British Stereotypes
07-06-2006, 00:47
HEHEHEHEHE...

I just got that damn song stuck in my head...

thanks so very F*cking Much..

[starts singing] Clap on, Clap off.... :D
I've no idea what song you are talking about. I'm not sure if I should be glad of that or not. I can't tell if you are genuinely delighted to here that song play over and over in your head, or if it has just driven you insane...
Corneliu
07-06-2006, 00:47
How do you know this dude was a true prophet? because you read it in a book? because your parents and preacher told you that the bible is true? OR were you there? Perhaps God spoke to you and told you what is truth and what isn't? Didn't you once say that you were raised to think for yourself?

And I made the choice on my own.
Dobbsworld
07-06-2006, 00:49
You answered your own question. Actually....you'd be left behind if the rapture were to occur today.
Well, again - subscribers only. If that came to pass, I'd fully expect to be 'left behind'. But it's a small matter. The Christian rapture is as likely as the SubGenius rupture - and Corneliu, if there's anything you'd not want to be 'left behind' for the full duration, it's the Sub-G rupture. Believe me.

It doesn't go well for those who haven't sent in their thirty bucks to "Bob". Kinda like... like 'Mars Attacks'.
Ladamesansmerci
07-06-2006, 00:50
I've no idea what song you are talking about. I'm not sure if I should be glad of that or not. I can't tell if you are genuinely delighted to here that song play over and over in your head, or if it has just driven you insane...
*psst* Britster...keep on talking...his head might just blow up in a bit. :p
Amaralandia
07-06-2006, 00:51
uh yeah I did - and you ask one question with no qualifiers on teh first page and have no other comments, so what am I supposed to have read on it? My statement has been the most philisophical so far. Your assumption that the end of the world as we know it having to be a violent one seems to be me to be quite a limited perspective.

yeah, I'm the rude one - who was all ":rolleyes:" and shit in the first place when I was merely answering the question how I thought it could best be answered? yeah, thats what I thought.

If you meant "How will life on Earth cease to exist?" then say that.

Edited. Everyone so far got the point of the thread. It's a shame some people are grammar nazis to the point they have to bash thread starters just because they think they are philosophically superior, or whatever.

On a last note, i admit i made an error. But i didnt edited it before because i thought it woulndt make any difference, since people knew what i was talking about. Done.