NationStates Jolt Archive

Well, yeah, I was kinda assuming for your benefit that you hadn't only been up since, say, 9:20 am. :p

lmao! thank you! :p

I apologize.

The truth is, Ive been to Hell.

http://www.hell2u.com/

Its really not very impressive.

I bought a snowball....
http://www.radioblogger.com/images/snoballs-glove.JPG

it didnt have a chance.

I met the Lord of Hell, too.
He was a nice guy, probably liked his liquor.
He was the Mayor, and the Postmaster, see, so he MUST have been the Lord.
He had a Hellhound too.
Doberman.
Nice puppy, for a demon-dog.

For a friend, I got "The 40 Ouncer, from Hell."
A 40, of Blatz Beer.
Nearly the cheapest swill you can purchase in a 40 ounce glass bottle, that isnt Malt Liquor.

He eventually drank it, years later.

The Devil put his arm around me, told me not to worry. " Go ahead and do whatever you like. It's all been done before, and they went to hell before you. I don't take copy cats."

So I kicked him in his nuts, poked him in the eye, and took a leak on his stereo.

......... I think I may be going to hell...................................

I'm going to hell because I went to my ex- boyfriends house and fucked him and I told my boyfriend I was taking my grandaddy to the grocery store. What? A girl has needs. I swear. I hate guys that want to wait till marriage to fuck. He can wait. I'm not going to.

The church says I'm a whore. I say I'm just a lustful person

You bitch. "A girl has needs"? Then why are you dating your boyfriend? You gold digging, heartless beast. How could you do something like that to him?

Wait - it's only 9:30 am where you are! So you woke up that early on a Sunday, had sex - and are already online to tell us about it?? Aww, no, go back to bed! Now! :p
Yeah what a bitch!
*Ignores PM's next comment*

Im going to hell because I defiled an altar

Well, one time I got an erection when I threw a baby down a flight of stairs.

I roasted marshmellows on an eternal flame at a cemetary. I'm not being cute, I really did do that, couple of times (though after the first time I felt it 'had been done' and doing it again seemed redundant, but I was over ruled.)

I'd also like to add:

If the Catholics are right, and masturbation is a sin...Im on my to being as bad as Hitler.


Hitler masturbated? :eek:

Im going to hell because I defiled an altar


Mmmm... kinky!:D

Hitler masturbated? :eek:
Scary as it is to imagine, I suppose he must have once or twice. He had only one testicle, or so I've read, so maybe ...