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Regenius II
09-05-2006, 01:26
Hurray for ad hominem debating tactics!

If you feel he is not the single worst President we've ever had, do please say why, and explain thoroughly, using examples and whatnot. Oh, and don't condenscend or insult. Really. We'll listen. We don't bite. :)

He's pretty bad, but not the worst. As an example of a worse president, I present Ulysees S. Grant. Corruption out the wazoo (Credit Mobilier), mixed with drunkennness.

More on topic though,

George Bush is... probably a nice guy, but shouldn't be president.
Freising
09-05-2006, 01:26
Three times so far :)

To the breeding grounds, make an army of babies so we can dominate next-gen politics!!
Maineiacs
09-05-2006, 01:29
He's pretty bad, but not the worst. As an example of a worse president, I present Ulysees S. Grant. Corruption out the wazoo (Credit Mobilier), mixed with drunkennness.


I've got it. George W. Bush is... Ulysees S. Grant reincarnated.
The Remote Islands
09-05-2006, 01:30
buckyball?


Type in "buckyball" next time you search, OKAY????
Catoctin Prime
09-05-2006, 01:31
The Worst President in US History!

Or if you like.... go to Google and type the word Asshole.... then hit the
"I feel Lucky" button. This explains what George Bush is perfectly!
The Remote Islands
09-05-2006, 01:32
George Bush has:






































































































































































































































































































tits.
The Remote Islands
09-05-2006, 02:02
George Bush is a twat.
The Remote Islands
09-05-2006, 02:30
George Bush smokes 3 cigarettes at once, 60 seconds a minute, 60 minutes an hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, 4 years an olyimpiad, 10 years a decade, and beyond.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 02:42
...a loser
The Remote Islands
09-05-2006, 02:45
...a loser


FINALLY!!!!

You are the first person to reply to this thread in a long time!!!! Congrats!!!!
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 02:45
...the greatest mistake ever

Do I get a prize?
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 02:49
...a tragedy of the presidental system
The Remote Islands
09-05-2006, 02:52
...the greatest mistake ever

Do I get a prize?


You get to bask in the glory of the fact that you did it, and it's just you, and me. THAT'S your prize.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 02:52
You get to bask in the glory of the fact that you did it, and it's just you, and me. THAT'S your prize.

This is the happiest day of my life :D
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 02:56
...a tragedy of mankind
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 02:58
...the worst thing ever to happen to America
The Remote Islands
09-05-2006, 02:58
This is the happiest day of my life :D


Happier than when the Asian market saw it's first pomegranete????
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:01
...perhaps
The Remote Islands
09-05-2006, 03:03
...perhaps


Good.
Straughn
09-05-2006, 03:15
Apparently someone here does not understand that when you are dealing with kids of that age, that is a sign of alarm if you suddenly have to leave.
Apparently, someone HERE doesn't understand that the teacher goes out of the way to describe how important the president's job IS SUPPOSED to be, and that they're lucky to have him that long.
Straughn
09-05-2006, 03:18
Oh brother. Now here's a credible medium.
Read the article and you might learn something. It isn't an op-ed from a person on staff. It's from someone with significant, lengthy experience, and the Rolling Stone is merely HOSTING the writer.
If you had any credibility at all you would know that from actually bothering to look it over.
But no, as you continue to show the apologist for this excrement of an administration, i should expect consistency of hypocrisy. My bad.
Now don't bash what you don't understand. Read it and get back to us WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
Straughn
09-05-2006, 03:20
People really do need to learn how to read.
You should talk! You didn't even try! Trinity again.
Straughn
09-05-2006, 03:24
...the Goatse man.:D
Oooh!!!
We have a contender!!!
Just imagine whose hands - and large phallus have been up George Bush, besides the fundies and the oil industry!!! :eek:
Sal y Limon
09-05-2006, 03:25
..... not some loser who denigrates their betters on an internet site.
Red Tide2
09-05-2006, 03:26
Trinity again.

Trinity? What does the atomic bomb have to do with this?

George W. Bush is...

Well... not the worst president, that distinction would go to... that guy who came after Wilson... but before Coolidge... yeah :Goes to look up presidents:. ANYWAYS!

George W. Bush is...

... well not second worst either. I think that should be Nixon(he lied so badly!).

George w. Bush is...

The third worst president ever!
Straughn
09-05-2006, 03:27
So bad at war, he couldn't defeat a pretzel if he tried.
He only defeated that pretzel by intervention, changing the rules and revisionist history.
....meanwhile, another pretzel awaits its turn patiently, in collusion with the broccoli. :eek:

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif
Straughn
09-05-2006, 03:29
Trinity? What does the atomic bomb have to do with this?Ah, the unholy trinity of "Lightning Rod" being kettle, pot, and black.

One could infer something else though, understandably.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:29
...a sick joke
Straughn
09-05-2006, 03:30
..... not some loser who denigrates their betters on an internet site.
No, he has the more literate denizens do that for him.
Not the smarter ones, just the more-literate-than-him.
Case in point.
Neccropolis
09-05-2006, 03:30
George Bush is a dumb ass who woke up one day and found himself president. But he knows it. I think he knows he is terribly underqualified for the job, but if your pappy told you you could be president if you wanted to, wouldnt you jump at the opportunity?
Sir Darwin
09-05-2006, 03:31
He's done nothing impeachable so he isn't worthy of it.

Nobody died when clinton lied.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:31
...incompetent
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:33
...WAY out of his league
Sal y Limon
09-05-2006, 03:35
....a graduate of Yale, and Harvard.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:36
...a C- student
Dobbsworld
09-05-2006, 03:38
...a cokehead and an alky.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:39
...worthless
Corneliu
09-05-2006, 03:40
The Worst President in US History!

Or if you like.... go to Google and type the word Asshole.... then hit the
"I feel Lucky" button. This explains what George Bush is perfectly!

Despite the fact that U.S. Grant and Andrew Johnson were far worse than Bush....
Sir Darwin
09-05-2006, 03:41
His failures:

Oklahoma City
Cole
Kobar
Sudan
Tanzania
Kenya

And all the other terror attacks that occured under his watch. Yea, he did a marvelous job as president in the realm of foreign affairs.

As to your last thing about cutting the military and special forces..... do I have to remind you that if he hadn't done that we wouldn't be having the problems we are having now? Bush is increasing the size of the military as well as special forces. Clinton also cut the intelligence budget thus our intel capacity was cut. That cost us to. Yea just keep telling yourself that Clinton was great.

EDIT: The bombing of Iraq was also designed to keep testimony off the front page of the newspaper and out of the news. Also used the Intel that GWB used later to launch his operation.

I'm sorry, you must be bad at math. You're more likely to BE KILLED BY A @%$&*$ DEER THAN BE KILLED BY A TERRORIST (literally, this is true)! Clinton cut military spending in order to combat things like cancer, heart disease, and poverty. You know, things that are actually going to be effective ways to spend money. And of course, he did it while balancing the budget AND leading the US to the greatest economic success it's had in decades.

Interesting fact: the poverty rate lowered every year clinton was in office. The poverty rate raised every year that either Bush has been in office. Whose methods are working?
Sal y Limon
09-05-2006, 03:41
...worthless
says you, who I am sure does not have degrees from Harvard and Yale, but that's okay. You have a nation on Nationstates, so you are certainly smarter than the President of the United States. Groupthink will serve you well in adolesence.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:42
...a republican lacky
The Chinese Republics
09-05-2006, 03:42
... a BJ and fat anal sex lover.

http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Bush-BJ.jpg

Look at Karl, he sure do love Georgy's little tight old anus.

OOOOHHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! :fluffle: :D :D :D
Corneliu
09-05-2006, 03:42
Apparently, someone HERE doesn't understand that the teacher goes out of the way to describe how important the president's job IS SUPPOSED to be, and that they're lucky to have him that long.

A sudden departure would not be a good thing. Even if he says I have to take care of a problem.... its all in the words Straughn.
Red Tide2
09-05-2006, 03:43
Well... we cant really impeach him, because then Cheney takes over the White House.
Corneliu
09-05-2006, 03:44
Nobody died when clinton lied.

I'm sure there are Iraqis who feel otherwise when Clinton Bombed Iraq in 1998 to keep the hearings off the front page.
Red Tide2
09-05-2006, 03:46
Actually, didnt he bomb Iraq because Saddam was monkeying around with the weapons inspectors? Granted, it was the same (stated) reason George W. Bush invaded, but he wasnt doing NEARLY as much monkeying around as he was then(mainly because he knew he would get his ass kicked and captured).
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:46
...a better outdoorsman than Dick Cheney :D
Sal y Limon
09-05-2006, 03:46
... a BJ and fat anal sex lover.

http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Bush-BJ.jpg

OOOOHHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! :fluffle: :D :D :D
This is why the left should not be surprised when they fail in November.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:47
This is why the left should not be surprised when they fail in November.

The way things are going, I think the Democrats have a pretty good chance at controlling at least one of the houses.
Corneliu
09-05-2006, 03:49
I'm sorry, you must be bad at math. You're more likely to BE KILLED BY A @%$&*$ DEER THAN BE KILLED BY A TERRORIST (literally, this is true)!

can you say this more calmly? I know how to do math. I wasn't considering calculations in this post because they are irrelevent. Clinton had his share of terrorist problems and literally did nothing about it.

Clinton cut military spending in order to combat things like cancer, heart disease, and poverty.

And in the process, lowered our defensive capability to the point where our Army is stretched thin. Yea. No wonder Clinton was considered a joke in military circles.

You know, things that are actually going to be effective ways to spend money. And of course, he did it while balancing the budget AND leading the US to the greatest economic success it's had in decades.

And yet Bush has the fastest growing economy than Clinton ever had. BTW: The president doesn't have control over the economy. It is driven by markets. Oh yea and another thing! Corporate scandles started under his watch.

Interesting fact: the poverty rate lowered every year clinton was in office. The poverty rate raised every year that either Bush has been in office. Whose methods are working?

To be honest? I do not care. He's a law breaking, draft dodging, adulterer.
Corneliu
09-05-2006, 03:50
Actually, didnt he bomb Iraq because Saddam was monkeying around with the weapons inspectors? Granted, it was the same (stated) reason George W. Bush invaded, but he wasnt doing NEARLY as much monkeying around as he was then(mainly because he knew he would get his ass kicked and captured).

You are right. Operation Desert Fox was launched because of it however, it just happened to coincide with the hearings and it pushed those hearings off the front page.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:53
...WAY worse than Clinton in so many ways
Straughn
09-05-2006, 03:53
A sudden departure would not be a good thing. Even if he says I have to take care of a problem.... its all in the words Straughn.
I can't believe you. I really just can't. You strain credibility that was already in a nebulous reach of fiction.
So he waited out the book and left after the second one, or did he get up and leave? Hmmm?
The Chinese Republics
09-05-2006, 03:53
... horse penis lover.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:55
...the enemy of all those with common sense
Ginnoria
09-05-2006, 03:55
A noble man who has led America through great sacrifices in The War Against Terror; A devout Christian who follows the will of God directly and spreads His teachings throughout the world; A firm believer in freedom and the necessity of spreading it to spiritually poor nations; An honest, educated president with the mandate of God and Country to shepherd the world into this new millenium; A staunch opponent of the sins of stem cell research, abortion, humane treatment of criminals and enemy combatants, dangerous individual privacy, unnecessary civil liberties, homosexuals, liberals, Democrats, and un-Christian beliefs. I love George Bush and Jesus with all my heart!!
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 03:56
A noble man who has led America through great sacrifices in The War Against Terror; A devout Christian who follows the will of God directly and spreads His teachings throughout the world; A firm believer in freedom and the necessity of spreading it to spiritually poor nations; An honest, educated president with the mandate of God and Country to shepherd the world into this new millenium; A staunch opponent of the sins of stem cell research, abortion, humane treatment of criminals and enemy combatants, dangerous individual privacy, unnecessary civil liberties, homosexuals, liberals, Democrats, and un-Christian beliefs. I love George Bush and Jesus with all my heart!!

I don't know where to begin...
Neccropolis
09-05-2006, 03:59
A noble man who has led America through great sacrifices in The War Against Terror; A devout Christian who follows the will of God directly and spreads His teachings throughout the world; A firm believer in freedom and the necessity of spreading it to spiritually poor nations; An honest, educated president with the mandate of God and Country to shepherd the world into this new millenium; A staunch opponent of the sins of stem cell research, abortion, humane treatment of criminals and enemy combatants, dangerous individual privacy, unnecessary civil liberties, homosexuals, liberals, Democrats, and un-Christian beliefs. I love George Bush and Jesus with all my heart!!


Mandate of God, aha ha ha! ha ha ha!

Im starting to think social darwinism really wouldnt be a bad thing for this country...
Dobbsworld
09-05-2006, 04:00
... a strategically-shaven chimpanzee.
The Chinese Republics
09-05-2006, 04:00
... is sleeping with his brother Jeb tonight...
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 04:00
God should have no place in politics. Common sense and knowing what the people want are ten times more reliable.
Straughn
09-05-2006, 04:01
...the enemy of all those with common sense
Le sens commun n'est pas si commun. :(

True though.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 04:01
... a strategically-shaven chimpanzee.

Nice one :D
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 04:02
Le sens commun n'est pas si commun. :(

True though.

Is that what the French translates into? I don't habla French
Straughn
09-05-2006, 04:02
... is sleeping with his brother Jeb tonight...
Not with the fishes, unfortunately.

Ah, well, got to keep the genetic trash reinforced.
Kinda like that X-Files episode, Home. :eek:
Straughn
09-05-2006, 04:03
Is that what the French translates into? I don't habla French
Common sense isn't so common.
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 04:06
Common sense isn't so common.

Okay, thanks!
Straughn
09-05-2006, 04:25
Okay, thanks!
I think that's the only french phrase i've ever inculcated. It comes up a lot, unfortunately.
Ginnoria
09-05-2006, 04:33
Mandate of God, aha ha ha! ha ha ha!

Im starting to think social darwinism really wouldnt be a bad thing for this country...
See what happens when people begin to worship Darwin instead of God; they become irreverent and mock true believers. I thank God every day that I was born in such a devout Christian nation, we are truly an example to the world. I really do not understand these people called "Liberals" who think that God has not chosen us, or that somehow we do not have the divine responsibility of bringing freedom and democracy to the third world in exchange for their petroleum. Thank God that we have George Bush to lead us, for without him we might be deceived into believing in evolution, and become truly lost in sin.
Corneliu
09-05-2006, 04:35
See what happens when people begin to worship Darwin instead of God; they become irreverent and mock true believers. I thank God every day that I was born in such a devout Christian nation, we are truly an example to the world. I really do not understand these people called "Liberals" who think that God has not chosen us, or that somehow we do not have the divine responsibility of bringing freedom and democracy to the third world in exchange for their petroleum. Thank God that we have George Bush to lead us, for without him we might be deceived into believing in evolution, and become truly lost in sin.

We are not as devout as you believe we are.
Straughn
09-05-2006, 04:40
We are not as devout as you believe we are.
Damnit Corneliu, why'd you have to go and say something so respectable?!? :D
Corneliu
09-05-2006, 04:41
Damnit Corneliu, why'd you have to go and say something so respectable?!? :D

Because, despite popular belief, I am a respectful person.
Straughn
09-05-2006, 04:47
Because, despite popular belief, I am a respectful person.
All jokes aside, some christians are extremely decent people, all things considered.
I appreciate you posting it.
Corneliu
09-05-2006, 04:55
All jokes aside, some christians are extremely decent people, all things considered.
I appreciate you posting it.

I do try. Like him, I do take my faith seriously however, sometimes Christians have to face reality that we are not as devout as others try to make us out to believe. I wish we were but I know we cannot have everything.
The Remote Islands
09-05-2006, 21:17
George Bush is.....

Adhesent

brittle

like a rock
and
his real name is


Groggy Wedded B!tch
Vetalia
09-05-2006, 21:42
Interesting fact: the poverty rate lowered every year clinton was in office. The poverty rate raised every year that either Bush has been in office. Whose methods are working?

Clinton had no recessions and no extemporaneous shocks to the economy that would have done anything to the poverty rate...to a degree he was simply in the right place at the right time although other policies like NAFTA definitely helped. The main reason why the economy did so well was because no major macroeconomic shocks occured during that time with the exception of the Asian financial crisis of 1997/8; interestingly enough, it was the instigator of the chain of events that ultimately led to the 2001 recession...therefore, that recession was neither Bush nor Clinton's fault.

However, we're also paying for that growth today with high gas prices and energy costs, both of which stem from the 1990's. Nevertheless, the economy's performance has been excellent given the stresses against it in the past few years. Although I tend to not credit
Phantomphart
09-05-2006, 22:26
Ya know? Those up yours smilies really makes one look unintelligent.
:upyours: :upyours:
Deal with it kid.

:D
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 23:10
...a good debate topic
Corneliu
09-05-2006, 23:14
...a good debate topic

Now this I can agree with.

Off Topic: PA is a fine state but it depends on where you are at :D
Kulikovo
09-05-2006, 23:21
I'm from Southwestern PA.
Make Matt Mad
10-05-2006, 01:00
Even though I really hate Bush, I've got to point out that Godwin's Law has to apply here...

Look it up on Encyclopedia Dramatica if you need clarification.
Corneliu
10-05-2006, 01:25
I'm from Southwestern PA.

Where at? I live on that side of the state myself. Ya can tg me if ya don't want to say here.
The Remote Islands
10-05-2006, 01:44
George Bush is Ronald McDonald in disguise, that's why GB's so fat.
Kulikovo
10-05-2006, 01:51
I live near Greensburg.
Corneliu
10-05-2006, 01:51
I live near Greensburg.

I'm 20 minutes from Pittsburgh in a town called Coraopolis/Moon Twp.
Kulikovo
10-05-2006, 01:52
That's about the same for me, depends on traffic.
Corneliu
10-05-2006, 01:52
That's about the same for me, depends on traffic.

We are close then :D
Livikia
10-05-2006, 01:53
George Bush :mad: is...

An idiot
Unfit to be president
Derranged
Etc.
Powster
10-05-2006, 01:56
George Bush is...

the monkeyish, photo-posing, completely inept smiling front man to the evil that is Dick Cheney.

I equate him with Martha Stewart on my list of people who awe me with their ability to trick so many into believing that they aren't satanic.
Kiryu-shi
10-05-2006, 01:58
George Bush is a puppet put in place to appeal to the masses.
Kulikovo
10-05-2006, 02:01
...not from Pennsylvania :D
Corneliu
10-05-2006, 02:11
...not from Pennsylvania :D

Yea but our 15th president was and we haven't had one since from this state :D
Kulikovo
10-05-2006, 02:13
Yea but our 15th president was and we haven't had one since from this state :D

Don't worry. We'll get one in the White House someday.
Corneliu
10-05-2006, 02:16
Don't worry. We'll get one in the White House someday.

Maybe. Ya never know.
The Remote Islands
21-05-2006, 00:57
Did I mention George Bush is an atheist?
Markreich
21-05-2006, 12:30
Is obviously the most important person in most NS'ers lives. It's all most of them every talk about.
America 231
03-06-2006, 05:58
The worst president since 1945 was George W Bush, (not H.W.Bush) They showed it on Geraldo At Large.
The Jovian Moons
03-06-2006, 06:01
A reptiloid.

Jews nazi alien reptiles! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!shift1111!!!oneshifone!!!!

Goerge Bush is your mom.
The State of Georgia
03-06-2006, 10:50
George Bush is...the greatest American President.
The Remote Islands
23-06-2006, 15:35
George Bush is...the greatest American President.
Do you honestly THINK i'm going to BELIEVE that????


George Bush is, when he became president, http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/ownedbush.jpg!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!1
The Remote Islands
09-07-2006, 00:54
I forgot, were past page 20, so no on-topic posts please!!! All hail spam!!
Super-power
09-07-2006, 00:57
George Bush is....listening to rumors on the internets
The Remote Islands
09-07-2006, 00:59
George Bush is....listening to rumors on the internets
DUM-DUM-DUM...............................
The Remote Islands
09-07-2006, 01:01
gEORGE bUSH iS..................nOT cARING tHAT mY fOOT iS nUMB.


^I should post that way more often;) ^
Dosuun
09-07-2006, 01:03
George Bush is...GOD!:p Not really but I like whacking a hive to see how loud it can buzz.
Thriceaddict
09-07-2006, 01:07
Pathetic....gravedigging your own topic.
Knumsmai
09-07-2006, 01:08
my daddy *looks around* what?!
Wolf of the Valley
09-07-2006, 01:20
cant believe that there are only two partys, is that true democrasy (yes i know i cant spell)
Dosuun
09-07-2006, 01:27
cant believe that there are only two partys, is that true democrasy (yes i know i cant spell)
It's democracy. And no. This isn't a democracy though, it's a republic. We even say that in our pledge.
Straughn
09-07-2006, 01:35
George Bush is...GOD!:p Not really but I like whacking ....
M'kay.
Mstreeted
09-07-2006, 21:52
Well, according to Googlism.com

george bush is a monkey
george bush is an american
george bush is a coward
george bush is clearly not up to the job
george bush is pretty
george bush is not a christian
george bush is a tax raising special interest slot machine
george bush is a drag
george bush is a christian
george bush is a clinical psychopath
george bush is a fan of ozzy osbourne
george bush is handling his job as prez
george bush is a tool of greedy rich people
george bush is contributing the the personal destruction of tens of thousands of lives aroung the world
george bush is losing control of the american political agenda
george bush is worried about hurting american industry if america kept its' promise on the kyoto accord
george bush is 100% aware of various warnings about recent events and is determined to keep these warnings from us citizens
george bush is the same man who in 2000 said he believed in "limited government
george bush is already failing his third chance
george bush is an idiot because that's what the media wants you to think
george bush is the voice of america
george bush is fighting the good and noble fight
george bush is not giving you free money
george bush is attempting to tear up the kyoto protocol in the face of world opinion
george bush is the most empty signifier we have ever elected
george bush is sworn in by supreme court chief justice renquist on january 20
george bush is cutting a $100 billion check from the us treasury to big oil
george bush is doing great in the polls
george bush is a tool of wealthy corporate fatcats
george bush is an immigration radical
george bush is an idiot
george bush is satan
george bush is a cowboy
george bush is a bigot
george bush is a red
george bush is a no brain coke head
george bush is an american
george bush is now a choir director
george bush is a war criminal'
george bush is in fact a big moron
george bush is up the creek
george bush is a fascist

Don't shoot the messenger.

I'd like to encourage you not to hold back, tell us what you really think.
:D
Bushanomics
10-07-2006, 08:21
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. George Bush is one of the greatest presidents ever!!!
Desperate Measures
10-07-2006, 08:51
George Bush is secretly drinking when we're not looking.
Bulgovnia
10-07-2006, 09:00
He is doing a great job keeping me and my family safe from the damned terrorists.

Your family is at practically no risk from any terrorists, the 9/11 and 7/7 attacks were terrible, but they were relatively isolated, and such terrorists don't pose any significant risk to the population at large, also until the country was invaded, and became completely unstable, Iraq had nothing to do with any terrorist groups, Saddam was a brutal murdering dictator, but he did not tolerate islamic extremists.

what Bush is doing is convincing the gullible that they are at risk, and that he is protecting them.
Isiseye
10-07-2006, 09:01
George Bush is a one eyed wombat. The other eye is made entirely of colured and light reflectiving fig leaves. Incidently that is what is brain is made of too!
Dosuun
10-07-2006, 09:45
George Bush is secretly drinking when we're not looking.
I'm part German, Irish, and English. What's wrong with drinking. Churchill drank. Hitler didn't. You don't want to be like Hitler...do you?

This message paid for by the Underpants Gnomes and "Dubya"

George Bush is an underpants gnome.
Desperate Measures
10-07-2006, 09:47
I'm part German, Irish, and English. What's wrong with drinking. Churchill drank. Hitler didn't. You don't want to be like Hitler...do you?

This message paid for by the Underpants Gnomes and "Dubya"

George Bush is an underpants gnome.
George Bush is pretending to be a recovering alcoholic. Hic.
Bulgovnia
10-07-2006, 16:23
I'm part German, Irish, and English. What's wrong with drinking. Churchill drank. Hitler didn't. You don't want to be like Hitler...do you?

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George Bush is an underpants gnome.

Some of the 'new christian wrong' who support bush advocate prohibition, most at least believe in moderation, therefore bush must hide the fact that he at least sometimes gets so pissed that he must come up with silly excuses about pretzels to explain the bruises from where he fell down.
ScotchnSoda
10-07-2006, 16:26
twice the president john "i was the only decent soldier in Vietnam" kerry ever could have been
Andaluciae
10-07-2006, 16:26
...a sad excuse for a Texan. More like a Connecticut...er...ian...person.
Evil Satanic OzMonkeys
10-07-2006, 16:42
George Bush is...a puppet

Richard J Cheney is...a ventriliquist.

I'm kidding guys, I don't know his middle initial.
New Domici
10-07-2006, 19:29
George Bush is....


Not as bad a prez as the democrats say he is...

True. He's far worse. The Democrats only say they disagree with him, and some of them don't even do that. The Democrats kiss his ass, they just do it while still trying to keep reality as their little bitch on the side in case things don't work out.
New Domici
10-07-2006, 19:30
twice the president john "i was the only decent soldier in Vietnam" kerry ever could have been

True, since he never got put into office, he never could have been president. Which makes Dubya twice zero.
H4ck5
10-07-2006, 19:33
George Bush is a nice guy, but apparently has no idea what a Republican is..

Lower taxes:
What has Bush does to support a capitalist state? Nothing! All he does is spendspendspend, that's going to hurt me and you in about twenty years if not sooner..

Small goverment:
Going around playing Superman is NOT small goverment.. We havn't been small goverment sense World War Two..

Conservative values:
Condeleeza Rice is pro-choice, Bush'es daughters are big crackwhores, where's the conservative values?!

Despite how Bush was alot better then Kerry, that's not saying much. Bush is dem-lite. I don't believe there even is a Republican party anymore..
Sumamba Buwhan
10-07-2006, 19:41
George Bush is my eternal salvation
The Order of Crete
10-07-2006, 19:44
george bush is... a.. uh... um... :headbang: damn it! As much as i hate that bastard, i cant think of anything to say...:(
The Order of Crete
10-07-2006, 19:47
george bush is...a xenophobic idiot that requires his daily cocaine dose to maintain his iq, for if he didnt, the lack of cocaine would actully decrease his iq and if that happened then jeb bush's daughter would have to dip into her mary jane stash. Oh and he thinks that jesus cries when babys die, but he is effectivly a reject from the school of anti-christ...dom.
Gravlen
10-07-2006, 19:53
George Bush is... not here.

(But maybe he is RIGHT BEHIND YOU!! :eek: )
Sumamba Buwhan
10-07-2006, 19:57
George Bush is a trunk monkey and the smell of his junk is funky


George Bush is 12 cans short of a 6 pack
The Remote Islands
10-07-2006, 22:48
george bush is...a xenophobic idiot that requires his daily cocaine dose to maintain his iq, for if he didnt, the lack of cocaine would actully decrease his iq and if that happened then jeb bush's daughter would have to dip into her mary jane stash. Oh and he thinks that jesus cries when babys die, but he is effectivly a reject from the school of anti-christ...dom.
Right on, d00d!!
Vetalia
10-07-2006, 22:50
Another average president.
ScotchnSoda
10-07-2006, 22:57
True, since he never got put into office, he never could have been president. Which makes Dubya twice zero.

i know grammar is hard for some but i'll try to explain

"could have" means that if wasn't but it was possability. I don't need to explain was do I? I know Clinton needed a definition of 'is' but your not all that dumb are you?

i spose I won't spam the thread either...bush is smarter than people who need explanation of small words
The Remote Islands
10-07-2006, 23:00
George Bush is a trunk monkey and the smell of his junk is funky


George Bush is 12 cans short of a 6 pack
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Military Texas
10-07-2006, 23:27
the president that had to deal with the reprocussions of 9/11
Truaxis
10-07-2006, 23:44
A president who does what he says he will do. Agree with him or not, the man has beliefs/values and sticks to them. What other politician can you say that about, Dem or Rep? Naysayers can have their say, isn't this a democracy? Do not votes in fact elect presidents? Wasn't he RE-Elected?
The Remote Islands
10-07-2006, 23:49
the president that had to deal with the reprocussions of 9/11
The president that sat around doing NOTHING for 7 minutes after 9\11.
Markreich
10-07-2006, 23:57
The president that sat around doing NOTHING for 7 minutes after 9\11.

When someone comes up to you and tells you that your mother was just gang raped and murdered, let's see what you do for 7 minutes, Hmm?

(I'm sorry if that offends anyone, but SHOCK IS a factor, people!)
Markreich
11-07-2006, 00:00
...a sad excuse for a Texan. More like a Connecticut...er...ian...person.

Funny, since he lost our state twice.

I also take great umbrage to that statement, by the way.
The Remote Islands
11-07-2006, 00:00
When someone comes up to you and tells you that your mother was just gang raped and murdered, let's see what you do for 7 minutes, Hmm?

(I'm sorry if that offends anyone, but SHOCK IS a factor, people!)
I would kill everyone. Then corpse hump them, then mutilate them, then eat them.

I mean everyone in existence.

Oh. I am not offended.
LIBnation
11-07-2006, 00:11
My country is pretty liberal, so i wont shoot you, but to add to this list, i've found this list of why to hate bush:

1. Bush and his oligarchic companions sabotaged American democracy so they could pillage taxpayer resources.
2. Bush and his cabal of henchmen lied to the American people about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, and they continue to obfuscate the truth while their companies cash in, Iraqis suffer and American soldiers die.
3. Bush is bad for business and the economy. He is only interested in enriching himself and his friends.
4. Bush is bad for the future. He is compromising the prosperity of tomorrow's America by shortchanging today's children.
5. Bush is bad for the environment.
6. The Bush Administration has manipulated the media to the point of undermining the Constitutional guarantees of a Free Press.
7. Bush has tried to undermine the United Nations, a democratic institution created in large measure by Presidents Eisenhower and Truman. Without even understanding what the UN does, Bush has called it "irrelevant" when it fails to fall in line with his dictates.
8. Bush is inarticulate and projects a stereotype abroad of Americans being ignorant and myopic.
9. Bush torpedoes global agreements on everything from racism and global warming to biological weapons and land mines, and then expects the world to line up behind him.
10. Bush took positive patriotism and global support in the wake of 9/11 and forced it behind his own narrow self-interest in Iraq. He hijacked 9/11 for his own benefit.
11. Bush stands against everything America stands for.
Markreich
11-07-2006, 00:13
I would kill everyone. Then corpse hump them, then mutilate them, then eat them.

I mean everyone in existence.

Oh. I am not offended.

I'm glad that you will always know exactly to do when tragedy strikes, and that you do it the second after it happens. With your impressive mental powers, perhaps you should run for President. :rolleyes:
New Zero Seven
11-07-2006, 00:14
...a monkey in a man suit.
The Remote Islands
11-07-2006, 00:16
I'm glad that you will always know exactly to do when tragedy strikes, and that you do it the second after it happens. With your impressive mental powers, perhaps you should run for President. :rolleyes:
Yeah! Then Cluichstan and Fascist Dominion can be my personal slaves!!
Markreich
11-07-2006, 00:18
Yeah! Then Cluichstan and Fascist Dominion can be my personal slaves!!

Hey, at least you have a goal.
Vamachara Tantra
11-07-2006, 00:21
...a hero to millions
Hilarious. A hero to millions

... a villan and imbecile to the rest of the many billion people on our planet.
Military Texas
11-07-2006, 00:34
Hilarious. A hero to millions

... a villan and imbecile to the rest of the many billion people on our planet.
the "billions" dont have any say in who americans elect so that isnt perticulary important.
Maineiacs
11-07-2006, 00:41
George W. Bush is the grea *snicker*... I mean the great *chuckle*... No seriously, he's the greatest pres *ROTFLMAO*... No, wait, I can do this....*LOL* :D
Maineiacs
11-07-2006, 00:44
the "billions" dont have any say in who americans elect so that isnt perticulary important.


And that's why the rest of the world hates us. The obnoxious American who thinks that people of other countries are some sort of lower lifeform.
Markreich
11-07-2006, 00:46
And that's why the rest of the world hates us. The obnoxious American who thinks that people of other countries are some sort of lower lifeform.

He didn't say that at all. All he said was that until you join our Union, you don't get to vote. :rolleyes:
Straughn
11-07-2006, 06:08
...related to Kerry and Cheney.

Good ol' boys, indeed! :rolleyes:
British Stereotypes
11-07-2006, 06:10
Yeah! Then Cluichstan and Fascist Dominion can be my personal slaves!!
Can't Cluichstan be my slave? I am your best friend after all...:)
IL Ruffino
11-07-2006, 06:12
GWB is the greatest man to ever run America.
Snap Potato
11-07-2006, 06:17
George Bush is....


Not as bad a prez as the democrats say he is...

George Bush is...

Still not a very good president, though.

the "billions" dont have any say in who americans elect so that isnt perticulary important.

It's still important as far as foreign affairs, though. I'm pretty sure countries we trade with don't want to trade with someone they think is a total douche.

...related to Kerry and Cheney.

Good ol' boys, indeed! :rolleyes:

Ninth cousins twice removed isn't much of a relation. If you look hard enough, we're all probably related to someone famous, but not by enough to matter.
Magachi
11-07-2006, 06:18
George Bush is everything real americans are NOt. ignore him foreigners, and dont hate us because of him.
Straughn
11-07-2006, 07:06
Ninth cousins twice removed isn't much of a relation. If you look hard enough, we're all probably related to someone famous, but not by enough to matter.
Who are you related to, who's famous, if i may ask?
Maineiacs
11-07-2006, 15:18
He didn't say that at all. All he said was that until you join our Union, you don't get to vote. :rolleyes:


That is not what he said. And besides, I can think of one or two countries whose elections we felt we should have a say in.
Sirrvs
11-07-2006, 15:31
George Bush is everything real americans are NOt. ignore him foreigners, and dont hate us because of him.

People will dispute what you mean by 'real' Americans. If, for example, we use the percentage of votes he got in his two elections, he represents a little over half of our country...sadly. :(

As I've said a hundred times though, people give Bush too much credit. Supporters think he is our savior in the fight against terrorism and opponents think he's the cause of all our troubles. It's more so his administration as a whole and not just him personally.
The blessed Chris
11-07-2006, 15:32
...... the political equivalent of Barney the Purple Dinosaur perhaps?
Evil Satanic OzMonkeys
11-07-2006, 15:36
He is not.

He is doing a great job keeping me and my family safe from the damned terrorists.

He is keeping me in the work force.

He is setting a good example for my children.

True! He's also got us 9 f***ing trillion in debt you f***ing moron.
East Canuck
11-07-2006, 15:37
...... gone in two years.

Can't wait, personnaly.
Sirrvs
11-07-2006, 15:40
True! He's also got us 9 f***ing trillion in debt you f***ing moron.

Supporters of Bush will just say...that's the price of our security in the war on terror. Personally I feel Congress is just as responsible for that debt as the President is. Again, we're giving him too much credit.
The Remote Islands
11-07-2006, 15:48
...... gone in two years.

Can't wait, personnaly.
Me either. George Bush is a chicken.

He's also a n00b.
The Remote Islands
11-07-2006, 15:51
Me either. George Bush is a chicken.

He's also a n00b.
CORRECTION: George Bush is http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/supern00b[1].jpg

george bush is gay george bush is stupid george bush is a monkey george bush is equivalent to the teletubbies george bush is a farthead
Cameroi
11-07-2006, 15:56
george bush is a puppet of economic forces which have no conscounse. he doesn't have to have a brain, he just takes and is given, credit for harm caused by others, which none the less he is culpable for actively promoting.

=^^=
.../\...
Halverson
11-07-2006, 16:04
george bush is a pigeon faced cocksucking bastard there i said it.
Evil Satanic OzMonkeys
11-07-2006, 16:09
Supporters of Bush will just say...that's the price of our security in the war on terror. Personally I feel Congress is just as responsible for that debt as the President is. Again, we're giving him too much credit.

Everything is directly his fault. Even though he's just the face of the government. But, he did go to Yale, and he played baseball! He's a texan! Yay! I really don't give a rat's ass, but hey, I can pretend I care.
Halverson
11-07-2006, 16:12
when george bush fell out of the plane and the sub saved him, well they shouldnt of they should of mowed him down with a 50mm machine gun right out of the f****** sky.
The Order of Crete
11-07-2006, 16:17
when george bush fell out of the plane and the sub saved him, well they shouldnt of they should of mowed him down with a 50mm machine gun right out of the f****** sky.
i feel your pain....
Halverson
11-07-2006, 16:21
we need to think of bush hating phrases ill start:

hes a ugly piece of raping donkey s***
Cameroi
11-07-2006, 16:25
we need to think of bush hating phrases ill start:

hes a ugly piece of raping donkey s***

no.

what we need is to find ways of preventing the world we all have to live in from being destructively dominated by what he exemplifies.

=^^=
.../\...
Halverson
11-07-2006, 16:29
hes a buttf****** piece of monkey s***
The Remote Islands
11-07-2006, 17:00
George Bush is http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/supern00b[1].jpg
Markreich
12-07-2006, 00:12
That is not what he said. And besides, I can think of one or two countries whose elections we felt we should have a say in.

name 'em.