NationStates Jolt Archive

Before I start my homework, I'm just going to make this statement:

I haven't been on this site too long and I've already figured out its intentions. I am not calling Max Berry or even the creators of the site are racists, but I know most of it's members are. When talking about the Immagration Protests (and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs), I was ready to hear some disagreements. But no, I heard things that sounds like... hmm... KKK speeches. So you know what NationStates? Peace.

Wrong forum.

*opens popcorn*

(Lime? Who choses Lime?)

...

The hell? KKK speeches? What forum have you been reading? We get diverse opinions, some more extreme than others. But KKK speeches? Not really...

*opens popcorn*

(Lime? Who choses Lime?)

That salt or sweet you got there?

...

The hell? KKK speeches? What forum have you been reading? We get diverse opinions, some more extreme than others. But KKK speeches? Not really...

U.N. abassadorship?

Well, hello troll! NO FOOD FOR YOU!

*opens popcorn*

(Lime? Who choses Lime?)

*cracks open a bag of chips*

KKK? I wouldn't compare any post on this forum to that.

o_0




*sigh* sometimes i wonder about things. . . .

You can go away now. Thank you.

That salt or sweet you got there?

Buttered. *passes Skinny popcorn*

*cracks open deck chair*

Before I start my homework, I'm just going to make this statement:

I haven't been on this site too long and I've already figured out its intentions. I am not calling Max Berry or even the creators of the site are racists, but I know most of it's members are. When talking about the Immagration Protests (and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs), I was ready to hear some disagreements. But no, I heard things that sounds like... hmm... KKK speeches. So you know what NationStates? Peace.

I'm not racist for the record...

U.N. abassadorship?

I don't think so. He's anti-semitic (Driving the jews into the water), but not really anti-black from what I've seen.

DuBois Mexico: A Bunch of bad grammar, bad spelling, and bad choices in text color.:headbang:

Pass me some of that popcorn, please.

...sounds about right to me...


WAIT..!!


I mean,... he's right, except for the "racist" part...

And that "KKK" thing...

But he was right about that "peace" thing.

Yeah,.. and spot on..!



-Clamato

You people are a tad daft, he is complaining about the Nation States issues I presume.

Think it's a puppet? I think it's a puppet.

Buttered. *passes Skinny popcorn*

*cracks open deck chair*

Excellent, my favourite

*Sits down*

Anyone want any? This might be a good'un...

Wow. Making wide generalizations like that. Isn't that kind of racist?

Before I start my homework

Addition, is it?

So you know what NationStates? Peace.

"OK nice lady. Bye-Bye!" - Mindy

Oh and *Cracks open big comfy chair, grabs his tofu burger and soy milk, puts on sun lotion, visor, and sun glasses* You can never have too much protection when it comes to a flame war!

Wow. Making wide generalizations like that. Isn't that kind of racist?

It can also be considered stereotyping. Racism probably wouldn't describe it well, as people on NS aren't exactly a race of people.

Or are they... :eek:

(and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs),

Dem white folks be crazy.

Yes, we're all racists. Get away before we lynch you.

"OK nice lady. Bye-Bye!" - Mindy
Wow. Always thought I was the only person in the world to watch Animaniacs as a kid.

Excellent, my favourite

*Sits down*

Anyone want any? This might be a good'un...

of course. how much butter?

*grabs beanbag chair, settles in*

Addition, is it?

zing! :D

Max is a racist? :D

I think I will have to send him this link.....

Yes, we're all racists. Get away before we lynch you.

"Ah'm not racist. Ah hate everyone equally!"

T'is a shame you got to miss the Nazi wars here. Or the week or so after the Danish cartoon contraversy.

Dem white folks be crazy.

Crazy like a cracker!

Imagine this dudes reaction if he had come here a couple of years back when we had the 'nazi of the moment' flooding in here on a regular basis...he might have typed in chartreuse...

It can also be considered stereotyping. Racism probably wouldn't describe it well, as people on NS aren't exactly a race of people.

Or are they... :eek:
Since we are all puppets of just one person, I'd say we are.

Max is a racist? :D

I think I will have to send him this link.....

Do it. It will help his stress levels. :D

Racist? So NationStates is a race?

Before I start my homework, I'm just going to make this statement:

I haven't been on this site too long and I've already figured out its intentions. I am not calling Max Berry or even the creators of the site are racists, but I know most of it's members are. When talking about the Immagration Protests (and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs), I was ready to hear some disagreements. But no, I heard things that sounds like... hmm... KKK speeches. So you know what NationStates? Peace.

Um, bye?

/me abstains from eating popcorn in the hopes of something more enjoyable, like tacos.

AHHH! The colour of the OP. It burns. IT BURNS!!!!!

Since we are all puppets of just one person, I'd say we are.

Dance my puppet, dance!

*Cackles*

T'is a shame you got to miss the Nazi wars here.

Those weren't a war: merely skirmishes. We have still to witness the full awesome destructive firepower of a fully armed and operational NS General forum.

......"As I was in the middle of saying before I was so rudely interuppted, all Nagers, Jews, A-rabs, Homosexuals, Catholics, Indians and Chinese people need to BURN in the eternal infernos of hell! Let me tell you something about those Jews, with their cooked nose and accounting skills! They're taking all the WHITE MANS CURRENCY! And dont even get me started on those Mexicans.....infiltrating the system with Condo-Condi-Whatever the hell her name is...its got Rice in it anyway! Why dont we serve her back up to Mexico like the rice she is so the Mexicans will eat her!

White Power.

Now let me tell you about Chinese people. All their whooey fooey and ching chang chong, FUCK THAT! Dont push your nasty food on us, we dont need it!

White Power.

And those Nagers, good for nothing, lazy breathing all the White mans air...What they need is......


*flustered*

What KKK speaches?:confused:

Racist? So NationStates is a race?

...

Did you just answer your own post?

Racist? So NationStates is a race?

You started this topic. :confused:

Imagine this dudes reaction if he had come here a couple of years back when we had the 'nazi of the moment' flooding in here on a regular basis...he might have typed in chartreuse...

"Chartreuse?" What are you, some kind of faggot?

Since we are all puppets of just one person, I'd say we are.
Yes. We are all puppets of Max who are using us for his own sick enjoyment.

Wow. Always thought I was the only person in the world to watch Animaniacs as a kid.

Bwahaha. Yeah right, I's been round and watching plenty.

Imagine this dudes reaction if he had come here a couple of years back when we had the 'nazi of the moment' flooding in here on a regular basis...he might have typed in chartreuse...
Or lavender even.

Those weren't a war: merely skirmishes. We have still to witness the full awesome destructive firepower of a fully armed and operational NS General forum.

Of course not. That's banned under the Geneva Convention.

"Ah'm not racist. Ah hate everyone equally!"
But some folks 're more equal th'n others! ;)

This thread didn't take long to become filled with posts.

But some folks 're more equal th'n others! ;)

ah, screw equality. I vote we turn NS General into a theocracy!

You guys are so easily riled. This is hilarious. What a way to start a thread. It earned ~55 posts in what, ten minutes?

Um, bye?

/me abstains from eating popcorn in the hopes of something more enjoyable, like tacos.
This is were I come in! *passes GM a taco*

Racist? So NationStates is a race?
Yup.

ah, screw equality. I vote we turn NS General into a theocracy!

A Jewish one.


Muslims beware!

You guys are so easily riled. This is hilarious. What a way to start a thread. It earned ~55 posts in what, ten minutes?

So this chappie is your puppet? I want my time back, dammit!

Before I start my homework, I'm just going to make this statement:

I haven't been on this site too long and I've already figured out its intentions. I am not calling Max Berry or even the creators of the site are racists, but I know most of it's members are. When talking about the Immagration Protests (and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs), I was ready to hear some disagreements. But no, I heard things that sounds like... hmm... KKK speeches. So you know what NationStates? Peace.
There are not very many racists here, but there are a lot of bigoted left-wing extremists here.

ah, screw equality. I vote we turn NS General into a theocracy!

And the ruling religion would be?

Or lavender even.

What's with all the faggots? Infesting us with their homosexual agenda!

You guys are so easily riled.

Riled? Nah, we just like to play with things before we eat them. Of course the puppeteer slipping up and arguing with himself has somewhat lessened our appetite, but hey...

Before I start my homework, I'm just going to make this statement:

I haven't been on this site too long and I've already figured out its intentions. I am not calling Max Berry or even the creators of the site are racists, but I know most of it's members are. When talking about the Immagration Protests (and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs), I was ready to hear some disagreements. But no, I heard things that sounds like... hmm... KKK speeches. So you know what NationStates? Peace.

lets see, you have what, two posts? As if anyone si caring if you leave!

But yeah, NationStates is a forum which has a broad spectrum with uses on every side of the debate. Although I do disagree with a lot of users opinions, I think the fact that anyone is allowed to think what they want is healthy and sparks intelligible debate which I can't find anywhere else..

EDIT: Oh, and in my week or so of browsing these forums, I have yet to meet an avid neo-nazi, racist, KKK supporter, etc.

And the ruling religion would be?

Well...Jewish HAS been suggested, but I say WICCAN! :eek:

You guys are so easily riled. This is hilarious. What a way to start a thread. It earned ~55 posts in what, ten minutes?
We've never been a bunch to let a bloopy go unhit. We're all about the easy hit 'round here...

Before I start my homework, I'm just going to make this statement:

I haven't been on this site too long and I've already figured out its intentions. I am not calling Max Berry or even the creators of the site are racists, but I know most of it's members are. When talking about the Immagration Protests (and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs), I was ready to hear some disagreements. But no, I heard things that sounds like... hmm... KKK speeches. So you know what NationStates? Peace.

Goodbye and good luck. Vaya con Dios.

Warning: If you cannot take a tasteless joke, please disregard the following.

Registering an account on NationStates?

- Free.

Reading the forums?

- Free.

Expressing an opinion on General?

- Free.

Watching people make fools of themselves for the past 2+ years?

- Priceless.

So this chappie is your puppet? I want my time back, dammit!
As much as I'd love to claim this puppet...he's not mine. Would've been a nice idea to try though.

There are not very many racists here, but there are a lot of bigoted left-wing extremists here.

And a lot of right-wing bigoted extremists as well! We're just one big, multicultural, politically diverse, hate-filled group!

Buttered. *passes Skinny popcorn*

*cracks open deck chair*

* Starts licking a candy apple *

mmm..... sticky..... :fluffle:

What's with all the faggots? Infesting us with their homosexual agenda!

Bunch of Twinks are what they are.

ah, screw equality. I vote we turn NS General into a theocracy!
It already is....

This is were I come in! *passes GM a taco*

*makes sure there's no tomato on previously mentioned taco, then commences eating taco

What's with all the faggots? Infesting us with their homosexual agenda!

Damn them. I remember when 'uphill gardener' was a perfectly acceptable phrase before they stole it away from us. They stole it and turned it into something dirty. What is a real uphill gardener meant to call themselves these days without inviting cheap innuendo?

Well...Jewish HAS been suggested, but I say WICCAN! :eek:

Hmm...Time for a bit of Wiki reading.

What's with all the faggots? Infesting us with their homosexual agenda!
How dare you insult Fass of all people with your blatent homosexuality?

Bunch of Twinks are what they are.

Twinks? Is that queer for "gonna burn in hell for making Jesus cry?"

A Jewish one.


Muslims beware!
and the conspiracy has been fufilled!

What's with all the faggots? Infesting us with their homosexual agenda!
I prefer hot pink ... :fluffle:
The Homosexual Agenda is everywhere, spread by the lies of the Liberal Media, who shamelessly promote the Culture Of Death.

It already is....

With what kind of priests, pray tell?

and the conspiracy has been fufilled!

Conspiracy?


Or Prophecy?

Well...Jewish HAS been suggested, but I say WICCAN! :eek:
I say we have an athiest theocracy! Wait, is that even possible?

Damn them. I remember when 'uphill gardener' was a perfectly acceptable phrase before they stole it away from us. They stole it and turned it into something dirty. What is a real uphill gardener meant to call themselves these days without inviting cheap innuendo?

What is the dirty meaning?

How dare you insult Fass of all people with your blatent homosexuality?

Why, there ought to be a law against all these unnatural and unchristian perversions!

With what kind of priests, pray tell?

Child-molesting ones. According to a quick survey of NS General thread titles there is no other kind.

Conspiracy?


Or Prophecy?

It's a conpiracy of a prophecy that started as a conspiracy!

...I'm confused already.

Damn them. I remember when 'uphill gardener' was a perfectly acceptable phrase before they stole it away from us. They stole it and turned it into something dirty. What is a real uphill gardener meant to call themselves these days without inviting cheap innuendo?

I find "horticultural spelunker" a suitable replacement.

I say we have an athiest theocracy! Wait, is that even possible?

It's basically anarchy.

*makes sure there's no tomato on previously mentioned taco, then commences eating taco
Tomato on a Taco?:eek: How can you accuse me of such heresey?

I find "horticultural spelunker" a suitable replacement.

Hehehehehe...






Horticultural...

Twinks? Is that queer for "gonna burn in hell for making Jesus cry?"

Nope, thats gonna get repeatidly sodomized with a metal pole for their abomidable lifestyle....not to mention pushing their lifestyles upon the traditional and acceptable lifestyle.

Ya big queen.:p

Child-molesting ones. According to a quick survey of NS General thread titles there is no other kind.
And, according to NS General, all gays are morally superior to everyone else,and only whites are racists.

Child-molesting ones. According to a quick survey of NS General thread titles there is no other kind.
BWO wins the thread! Have a cookie. :D

Before I start my homework, I'm just going to make this statement:

I haven't been on this site too long and I've already figured out its intentions. I am not calling Max Berry or even the creators of the site are racists, but I know most of it's members are. When talking about the Immagration Protests (and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs), I was ready to hear some disagreements. But no, I heard things that sounds like... hmm... KKK speeches. So you know what NationStates? Peace.
TWAT! I'm no racist. I think certain mexicans in this instance are idiots, and I think quite a few mexicans would agree with me. WAR. *puts up first THREE fingers* *W*

Man. Whenever I try to start an interesting, thought provoking thread it just sinks after a few posts. Someone comes on and riles everyone and BAM it's full to bursting. :(

I prefer hot pink ... :fluffle:
The Homosexual Agenda is everywhere, spread by the lies of the Liberal Media, who shamelessly promote the Culture Of Death.

Those heathens! Just the other day they made me have the sudden urge to shove a whisk up my uterus to expell the miracle dwelling within. And I don't even have a uterus! Wily buggers, they are...

I find "horticultural spelunker" a suitable replacement.

No, even the very initials hint at some dark homosexual agenda at work behind that one.

TWAT! I'm no racist. I think certain mexicans in this instance are idiots, and I think quite a few mexicans would agree with me. WAR. *puts up first THREE fingers* *W*

Dammit! Dem brownies is gettin' uppity!


*Cocks shotgun*

Man. Whenever I try to start an interesting, thought provoking thread it just sinks after a few posts. Someone comes on and riles everyone and BAM it's full to bursting. :(

You're confusing me. What thread? This one? But you just said it wasn't yours...

Horticultural...

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

Before I start my homework, I'm just going to make this statement:

I haven't been on this site too long and I've already figured out its intentions. I am not calling Max Berry or even the creators of the site are racists, but I know most of it's members are. When talking about the Immagration Protests (and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs), I was ready to hear some disagreements. But no, I heard things that sounds like... hmm... KKK speeches. So you know what NationStates? Peace.

(Edited due to flamboyancy)

Friend, relax. In my time here I haven't seen any racists that anyone takes seriously. We have the largest population of opinionated shmucks and arrogant motherfuckers on the internet (something to be proud of), but I know none who I would call racist.

Here, have a cookie.

You're confusing me. What thread? This one? But you just said it wasn't yours...
I wasn't talking about any specific thread. Just general lament on how threads I make tend not to be posted in, while threads of others do.

Those heathens! Just the other day they made me have the sudden urge to shove a whisk up my uterus to expell the miracle dwelling within. And I don't even have a uterus! Wily buggers, they are...
No! Don't give in to their Anti-Life propaganda. Pray to Jesus always, and if you are a woman obey your husband and have babies.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

Heh. Took me a while to figure that one out...

Nope, thats gonna get repeatidly sodomized with a metal pole for their abomidable lifestyle....not to mention pushing their lifestyles upon the traditional and acceptable lifestyle.

Ya big queen.:p

Praise the lord for their uppence shall still come! No matter that it comes in the form of sweet, sweet anal action... did I say sweet? I meant dark-sided!

Ya little, long-haired hippy dandy!

I wasn't talking about any specific thread. Just general lament on how threads I make tend not to be posted in, while threads of others do.

*Shrugs*

'Tis the way of the forum...

Heh. Took me a while to figure that one out...

For shame. Know you no Dorothy Parker?

*Shrugs*

'Tis the way of the forum...
"What a wily mistress Lady Luck is."
-Anonymous

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
You get a chocolate-chip cookie

For shame. Know you no Dorothy Parker?

If I say 'No' you're going to beat me, ain'tcha?

By the way...MEOW!

Man. Whenever I try to start an interesting, thought provoking thread it just sinks after a few posts. Someone comes on and riles everyone and BAM it's full to bursting. :(
Because it does not provoke enough hate. I think I have a formula for predicting thread success:

[hate in the OP]*the number of visable minorities involved+potential for hijackings+the number of fuffles squared=the number of posts the thread will have

PS- [ ] means concentraction of

By the way...MEOW!

*chases Bolol up a tree*

Oh, yeah.

WOOF! :D

*changed font colour to black*
Before I start my homework, I'm just going to make this statement:

I haven't been on this site too long and I've already figured out its intentions. I am not calling Max Berry or even the creators of the site are racists, but I know most of it's members are. When talking about the Immagration Protests (and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs), I was ready to hear some disagreements. But no, I heard things that sounds like... hmm... KKK speeches. So you know what NationStates? Peace.

- Lime coloured fonts are hurting eyes *ow*
- You mean a "minority" are racists and bigoted assholes.
- I'm not a racist and I oppose anti-immigration BS.
- Opposing illegal immigration doesn't necessarily make you racist.
- This thread belongs to the "WTF" file.

Its time for animaniacs, and we're crazy to the max...ohh, oops, sorry...

Um, bye?

/me abstains from eating popcorn in the hopes of something more enjoyable, like tacos.


*Hands GM a taco and a Corona with two limes, settles into a lawn chair*

Anyone else?

Because it does not provoke enough hate. I think I have a formula for predicting thread success:

[hate in the OP]*the number of visable minorities involved+potential for hijackings+the number of fuffles squared=the number of posts the thread will have

PS- [ ] means concentraction of
These kinds of trolls are awesome. Their threads end up being huge circle-jerks with lots of smilies and cookies.

*chases Bolol up a tree*

Oh, yeah.

WOOF! :D

Quack.

Praise the lord for their uppence shall still come! No matter that it comes in the form of sweet, sweet anal action... did I say sweet? I meant dark-sided!

Ya little, long-haired hippy dandy!


You would think its sweet wouldnt you, ya little backdoor patroller. :D

[hate in the OP]*the number of visable minorities involved+potential for hijackings+the number of fuffles squared=the number of posts the thread will have

PS- [ ] means concentraction of

'Visible' not 'visable'.

You also left out opportunities for grammar/spelling Nazism.

Because it does not provoke enough hate. I think I have a formula for predicting thread success:

[hate in the OP]*the number of visable minorities involved+potential for hijackings+the number of fuffles squared=the number of posts the thread will have

PS- [ ] means concentraction of
Don't forget the random factor. But otherwise, I think you've got a solid formula there Posi.

No, even the very initials hint at some dark homosexual agenda at work behind that one.

Wait a minute! "Bodies Without Organs?" As in bodies that go against what their organs are clearly for? No matter how good it may feel to get a big, throbbing, thick one shoved up the poop-chute, it says exit, not enter, you godless sodomites!

Tomato on a Taco?:eek: How can you accuse me of such heresey?

Eh, I've seen it put on tacos before. It's not that I have a problem with all tomato products, it's just the texture of slices or chunks of tomatoes that I can't stand. I like pizza with sauce, I like marinara sauce on my spaghetti, I like ketchup on my hamburger, I like chili (although not too spicy), I just can't eat slices or large chunks of tomato.

Wait a minute! "Bodies Without Organs?" As in bodies that go against what their organs are clearly for? No matter how good it may feel to get a big, throbbing, thick one shoved up the poop-chute, it says exit, not enter, you godless sodomites!
In all seriousness, how good IS anal sex? I'm curious to know.

*chases Bolol up a tree*

Oh, yeah.

WOOF! :D

I was attempting to use a quote from a scene in "Super Troopers" to express my disgust, but I obviously did not get my point across. For this I appologise.

(Smacks Legendary Rock Stars over the head with a Kendo stick)

You would think its sweet wouldnt you, ya little backdoor patroller. :D

Oh, you wish, you debauched Ft. Lauderdale rim-job artiste!

Its time for animaniacs, and we're crazy to the max...ohh, oops, sorry...




*Hands GM a taco and a Corona with two limes, settles into a lawn chair*

Anyone else?
GM has two Tacos and I have none.:(

In all seriousness, how good IS anal sex? I'm curious to know.


:D

Nationstates General: From Racism to Anal Sex in under an Hour

I was attempting to use a quote from a scene in "Super Troopers" to express my disgust, but I obviously did not get my point across. For this I appologise.

(Smacks Legendary Rock Stars over the head with a Kendo stick)

*runs away with tail between my legs*

Hahahaha! :D

Nationstates General: From Racism to Anal Sex in under an Hour
Or it's free!

GM has two Tacos and I have none.:(

*hands Posi two tacos with NO tomatoes and a Corona with two limes, settles back into chair*

OK now?

Nationstates General: From Racism to Anal Sex in under an Hour
Thirty five minutes.

Thirty five minutes.

Quite possibly a record!

In all seriousness, how good IS anal sex? I'm curious to know.

It's mindblowing.

*hands Posi two tacos with NO tomatoes and a Corona with two limes, settles back into chair*

OK now?
Yes! *resists urge to give first fluffle*

Ah, to hell with it

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Nationstates General: From Racism to Anal Sex in under an Hour


That's nothing, trust me.If this was Random Insanity on Gamefaqs it would've been a few minutes.:D

Or it's free!

If your thread isn't destroyed in 30 posts or less, Eutrusca will kiss a beaver.

Before I start my homework, I'm just going to make this statement:

I haven't been on this site too long and I've already figured out its intentions. I am not calling Max Berry or even the creators of the site are racists, but I know most of it's members are. When talking about the Immagration Protests (and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs), I was ready to hear some disagreements. But no, I heard things that sounds like... hmm... KKK speeches. So you know what NationStates? Peace.

Trolling much?

GM has two Tacos and I have none.:(

That is because like a Camaro, Iroc. :D

*munches on tacos while drinking the Corona.

It's mindblowing.

I tried it with a "foreign object" when I was younger.... it didn't work out too well.

It's mindblowing.
So, worth a try, eh? Okay then.

Bolol: And then Czardas will beat it with a rusty spoon.

Im not racist either, but you choose to play a game where you are the leader of a nations. I have yet to see a speach that someone makes that says to "kill the Jews" I disagree fully, though respect your opinion

Oh, you wish, you debauched Ft. Lauderdale rim-job artiste!

As soon as I've rumaged through Urban Dictionary...and once I've barfed my guts out...I'll come back and tell you....THAT GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE!

Yes! *resists urge to give first fluffle*

Ah, to hell with it

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

ahhh, well, fluffle accepted



(resist urge to pop fluffle cherry....must not...... nooo...ahh heck with it)

:fluffle:

If your thread isn't destroyed in 30 posts or less, Eutrusca will kiss a beaver.

hm...that would be an interesting sight...

ahhh, well, fluffle accepted



(resist urge to pop fluffle cherry....must not...... nooo...ahh heck with it)

:fluffle:

Hehe. :)

:fluffle: :fluffle:

hm...that would be an interesting sight...
Not as interesting as walking in the moonlight with you on the beach, love. ;)

I tried it with a "foreign object" when I was younger.... it didn't work out too well.

Practice makes perfect, and "foreign objects" do not even begin to compare with looking into the eyes of the guy who is riding you like a bull.

That is because like a Camaro, Iroc. :D

*munches on tacos while drinking the Corona.

I had to read that, ohh, maybe four times before I got it.....Jesus...that was bad

Trolling much?

He's here!

(Scurries away in fear, gibbering like a wee goblin)

As soon as I've rumaged through Urban Dictionary...and once I've barfed my guts out...I'll come back and tell you....THAT GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE!

Actually, that's a mistranslation. It started as Adam and Steve, and they could procreate through anal, but after they got kicked out of Eden, Steve became Eve, and we had to use the lesser form of procreative sex we have now.

That is because like a Camaro, Iroc. :D

*munches on tacos while drinking the Corona.
*chuckles*:D

*spills Corona on shirt*

Just great.:mad:

...I'll come back and tell you....THAT GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE!

Yeah, and we all know how well that worked out. Murder, revolution and incest, and that's all just in the first three chapters.

I tried it with a "foreign object" when I was younger.... it didn't work out too well.

Did it happen to be a bike without a seat? Cuz someone I know (male) got raped by a bike that way...

Not as interesting as walking in the moonlight with you on the beach, love. ;)

Ey, ey, ey! :p She's spoken for...reapeatedly...Although possibly not by me >_>;;

As soon as I've rumaged through Urban Dictionary...and once I've barfed my guts out...I'll come back and tell you....THAT GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE!

Oh, Eve was just a temporary lapse of judgement on Adam's part. Everyone knows it was him and Steve from the start, but then that snake had to go corrupting their pure love into some heterosexual perversion. Such luck Steve proved to be such a forgiving fellow, bless his heart.

*chuckles*:D

*spills Corona on shirt*

Just great.:mad:

that is just straight up alcohol abuse



(this is much more fun than writing my paper)

Not as interesting as walking in the moonlight with you on the beach, love. ;)
:eek:

Well, if you're up for it? ;)

Did it happen to be a bike without a seat? Cuz someone I know (male) got raped by a bike that way...

Ouch. But, no.

It was an oversized pencil, for anyone who is curious. I wanted to see what it felt like. I found out one thing:

Pencils do not do a good job. And, if you do decide to insert it in, be sure to take off the plastic tip first, or it goes on a long and interesting journey. :)

Practice makes perfect, and "foreign objects" do not even begin to compare with looking into the eyes of the guy who is riding you like a bull.

I can just picture you getting riden like a Bull...and instead of screaming in ECSTASY!!!! You say something like...."This is, oh, so mundane."

I had to read that, ohh, maybe four times before I got it.....Jesus...that was bad

Yeah, that's the usual reaction when I tell that one. :(

Oh, Eve was just a temporary lapse of judgement on Adam's part. Everyone knows it was him and Steve from the start, but then that snake had to go corrupting their pure love into some heterosexual perversion. Such luck Steve proved to be such a forgiving fellow, bless his heart.

Exactly my point! (well, maybe not exactly (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10880248&postcount=147)

A moderator should really close this spam thread. DIE THREAD DIE!

Oh, Eve was just a temporary lapse of judgement on Adam's part. Everyone knows it was him and Steve from the start, but then that snake had to go corrupting their pure love into some heterosexual perversion. Such luck Steve proved to be such a forgiving fellow, bless his heart.

Fass, you are the only person I know who can turn the creation story into one where the gay guy was the one who got screwed over and eve was the third wheel. hmmm...think we could teach that at Sunday school?

Oh, Eve was just a temporary lapse of judgement on Adam's part. Everyone knows it was him and Steve from the start, but then that snake had to go corrupting their pure love into some heterosexual perversion. Such luck Steve proved to be such a forgiving fellow, bless his heart.

Lol....Adam switched to Eve....because Steve was too busy infultrating Edan Media to push his unacceptable lifestyle upon the heterosexual utopian society...and therefore didnt have enough time for Adam.

Ouch. But, no.

It was an oversized pencil, for anyone who is curious. I wanted to see what it felt like. I found out one thing:

Pencils do not do a good job. And, if you do decide to insert it in, be sure to take off the plastic tip first, or it goes on a long and interesting journey. :)
*hums*Lemmywinks, Lemmywinks...

Before I start my homework, I'm just going to make this statement:

I haven't been on this site too long and I've already figured out its intentions. I am not calling Max Berry or even the creators of the site are racists, but I know most of it's members are. When talking about the Immagration Protests (and first of all, I'm a WHITE guy, before you spit your racial slurs), I was ready to hear some disagreements. But no, I heard things that sounds like... hmm... KKK speeches. So you know what NationStates? Peace.


So close yet so far.

I personally would have risen to the bait and taken it sink line and hooker if only itwere chartreuse (like stinky power bait should be) instead of Kawasaki green.

Also it's de rigeur to say "out" after "peace" if you really want to impress the yokels with how you have successfully embraced minorities as a "WHITE guy".

Otherwise high marks on trolling techniques.

I'll bite next time. I promise.


Really.


Is there still popcorn available?

:eek:

Well, if you're up for it? ;)
Of course. Though I'll have to bring my girlfriend along.

...

*Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaah*

Ouch. But, no.

It was an oversized pencil, for anyone who is curious. I wanted to see what it felt like. I found out one thing:

Pencils do not do a good job. And, if you do decide to insert it in, be sure to take off the plastic tip first, or it goes on a long and interesting journey. :)

uncooked carrots are a no-no too, they break.

Oh and *Cracks open big comfy chair, grabs his tofu burger and soy milk, puts on sun lotion, visor, and sun glasses* You can never have too much protection when it comes to a flame war!
Who drinks soy milk!?

I can just picture you getting riden like a Bull...and instead of screaming in ECSTASY!!!! You say something like...."This is, oh, so mundane."

Shut your facial labia! Sodomy is many things (godsent, perfect, makes life worth living), but it is never mundane.

Of course. Though I'll have to bring my girlfriend along.

...

*Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaah*

Yay polygamy!

Who drinks soy milk!?

*Raises hand.*

Yeah, that's the usual reaction when I tell that one. :(
A kid at my school has a shirt that says:

You rock?

No. IROC.

<insert Camaro here>

A moderator should really close this spam thread. DIE THREAD DIE!

NEVER! This thread shall live beyond eternity if only to spite you non-believers and homosexual conspiracists! :eek:

NEVER! This thread shall live beyond eternity if only to spite you non-believers and homosexual conspiracists! :eek:

We should merge it into Choose Wisely. Get an infusion of new spammers.

No. IROC.
A Machintosh product shaped like a giant bird?

A moderator should really close this spam thread. DIE THREAD DIE!

NOOO! this thread cannot close, it's becoming so educational

Oh, Eve was just a temporary lapse of judgement on Adam's part. Everyone knows it was him and Steve from the start, but then that snake had to go corrupting their pure love into some heterosexual perversion. Such luck Steve proved to be such a forgiving fellow, bless his heart.

Of course. Though I'll have to bring my girlfriend along.

...

*Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaah*

I understand the first line, but the second and third? Is that you turning back into a baby and crying for his mother's milk? (soy, no less :p)

Lol....Adam switched to Eve....because Steve was too busy infultrating Edan Media to push his unacceptable lifestyle upon the heterosexual utopian society...and therefore didnt have enough time for Adam.

That didn't matter to Adam, as Steve's diligent prohomolytising had an affect on Pablo, their wide-mouthed, olive-skinned, deffed poolboy, creating "huevos rancheros."

NOOO! this thread cannot close, it's becoming so educational

I did that too! T_T

That didn't matter to Adam, as Steve's diligent prohomolytising had an affect on Pablo, their wide-mouthed, olive-skinned, deffed poolboy.

Because in an ideal society, poolboys would be hot, sexy fuckers.

I understand the first line, but the second and third? Is that you turning back into a baby and crying for his mother's milk? (soy, no less :p)
The second is to indicate a pause, and the third line was that good old trumpet blast that occurs whenever something ironic and unexpected happens.

A kid at my school has a shirt that says:

You rock?

No. IROC.

<insert Camaro here>

I've never seen that, but I might have to look for one.

Fass, you are the only person I know who can turn the creation story into one where the gay guy was the one who got screwed over and eve was the third wheel. hmmm...think we could teach that at Sunday school?

That's the standard story in Sweden. What, you've something different and thus blasphemous in the US?

That didn't matter to Adam, as Steve's diligent prohomolytising had an affect on Pablo, their wide-mouthed, olive-skinned, deffed poolboy, creating "huevos rancheros."

Fass, you need to write your own bible. Then I shall truly abandon all my other beliefs and worship it.

So close yet so far.

I personally would have risen to the bait and taken it sink line and hooker if only itwere chartreuse (like stinky power bait should be) instead of Kawasaki green.

Also it's de rigeur to say "out" after "peace" if you really want to impress the yokels with how you have successfully embraced minorities as a "WHITE guy".

Otherwise high marks on trolling techniques.

I'll bite next time. I promise.


Really.


Is there still popcorn available?
Nah but plenty of Tacos?
*passes taco*
Do you care about your contries alcohol laws?
*passes Corona anyways*

That's the standard story in Sweden. What, you've something different and thus blasphemous in the US?
We don't have you preaching. That alone is blasphemous. Do please come and save us.

Because in an ideal society, poolboys would be hot, sexy fuckers.

You mean to say there are places they aren't? Oh, you poor bastard. How do you manage to live on in such squalor?

That didn't matter to Adam, as Steve's diligent prohomolytising had an affect on Pablo, their wide-mouthed, olive-skinned, deffed poolboy, creating "huevos rancheros."

Lol, Fass I think your my favorite homosexual.

even if you do like to get your shiznit pushed in

We don't have you preaching. That alone is blasphemous. Do please come and save us.

Bullshit! You've got Satanic cults like Jehovah's Witnesses leading you down the path of evil!

Nah but plenty of Tacos?
*passes taco*
Do you care about your contries alcohol laws?
*passes Corona anyways*

Corona? You people are drinking Corona? But isn't it...American beer? *shuns Posi, especially since you're Canadian!*

Fass, you need to write your own bible. Then I shall truly abandon all my other beliefs and worship it.

I'd burn it and piss on its ashes.

In a kinky sort of way...like an R-kelly meets stereotypical high school nerd-pyro.

Bullshit! You've got Satanic cults like Jehovah's Witnesses leading you down the path of evil!
...

WHAT? Fine, bitch, it is over between us! *stomps out*

That's the standard story in Sweden. What, you've something different and thus blasphemous in the US?

Are you telling me...you mean its been a lie? All a LIE! How, but, it was a lie?......NNNOooohhhhh.....

*runs around screaming*

Lol, Fass I think your my favorite homosexual.

even if you do like to get your shiznit pushed in

Oh, someone needs to teach you about douches, lest you have more santorum incidents.

Fass, you need to write your own bible. Then I shall truly abandon all my other beliefs and worship it.

I'd definitely read it, but I'm somewhat of an atheist, so I probably wouldn't go far enough to worship it.

Fass, you need to write your own bible. Then I shall truly abandon all my other beliefs and worship it.

The only way you need to know how to worship is on your knees and in front of me. Incidentally, you will know exactly what to worship, too, as the glory will rise before you! And shower you with manna!

I'd definitely read it, but I'm somewhat of an atheist, so I probably wouldn't go far enough to worship it.

Why? As long as Fass is the God of it, you have evidence that he exists don't you?

Oh, someone needs to teach you about douches, lest you have more santorum incidents.

*puts on earmuffs*

*refuses to be taught anything that will make getting your shit pushed in more pleasant*

Corona? You people are drinking Corona? But isn't it...American beer? *shuns Posi, especially since you're Canadian!*

Hey, free beer is free beer...plus, it went good with the tacos...

*rummages around in cooler*

Leine's Red? Red Stripe? Heiniekin? ummm...guiness? and, that's all she wrote.

*pulls out a bottle of Jack*

and, well this too....

...

WHAT? Fine, bitch, it is over between us! *stomps out*
What? *offended choking noises*

FINE, asshole! Leave, see if I care!

*puts on earmuffs*

*refuses to be taught anything that will make getting your shit pushed in more pleasant*
You know, you're usually supposed to clean yourself out before anal sex. That way nothing gets on your partner.

Ladamesansmerci: Alright, I will!

Corona? You people are drinking Corona? But isn't it...American beer? *shuns Posi, especially since you're Canadian!*
What can I say? I would drink mouse piss if it had alcohol in it.:D


Hyperbole, very picky about how my alcohol tastes. Never tried Corona, but if it satisified about would finish it.

The only way you need to know how to worship is on your knees and in front of me. Incidentally, you will know exactly what to worship, too, as the glory will rise before you! And shower you with manna!
:eek:

*bows* :p

What can I say? I would drink mouse piss if it had alcohol in it.:D


Hyperbole, very picky about how my alcohol tastes. Never tried Corona, but if it satisified about would finish it.

Funny that our beer is generally considered piss water then.

The only way you need to know how to worship is on your knees and in front of me. Incidentally, you will know exactly what to worship, too, as the glory will rise before you! And shower you with manna!
Would this involve lots of sucking, slurping, and flying white liquid?

What can I say? I would drink mouse piss if it had alcohol in it.:D

That can be arranged. *pours some Absolut for Jerry*

Would this involve lots of sucking, slurping, and flying white liquid?

There's another way?

Hyperbole, very picky about how my alcohol tastes. Never tried Corona, but if it satisified about would finish it.

ehh, its not the best, its not the worst....much better than butt-swiper, i mean budweiser

:)

What can I say? I would drink mouse piss if it had alcohol in it.:D


Hyperbole, very picky about how my alcohol tastes. Never tried Corona, but if it satisified about would finish it.

Good man! (woman?) The moose reference shows your true Canadian heritage. Stand proud.

Ladamesansmerci: Alright, I will!

*cries*

Good man! (woman?) The moose reference shows your true Canadian heritage. Stand proud.
*stands* I am always good for being Canadian.

There's another way?

If there is, I'm quite happy being ignorant of it.

There's another way?
Well, there's always licking.

Ladamesansmerci: Yeah, you'd better cry! Freaking whore...

202 posts in one hour. Very nice.

Ladamesansmerci: Yeah, you'd better cry! Freaking whore...
:eek:

How dare you call me a whore? *bitch slaps*

202 posts in one hour. Very nice.
So, Posi, what gave you the idea to create this puppet and post this thread anyway? Just a slow day for yah?

:eek:

How dare you call me a whore? *bitch slaps*
Alright, I'll admit, even in our joking tone, that was too far. Way too far. And extremely out of character for me, too. Sorry. :(

Alright, I'll admit, even in our joking tone, that was too far. Way too far. And extremely out of character for me, too. Sorry. :(

Don't worry about it. It was getting just going in the wrong direction. ;)

Don't worry about it. It was getting just going in the wrong direction. ;)
Yeah. Jokes like that can only go so far.

*enters thread wearing KKK outfit*

have i missed anything yet?

So, Posi, what gave you the idea to create this puppet and post this thread anyway? Just a slow day for yah?
My puppets all have russian references in there name(s). Plus, if you check out my xgl thread you would see I have been busy today.

I can't imagine this thread is still on topic, so excuse me if this isn't the proper discussion anymore.

NS isn't racist because Mexicans aren't a race. So neener.

*enters thread wearing KKK outfit*

have i missed anything yet?

you missed Fass's bible, tacos, popcorn, piss water, etc.

*enters thread wearing KKK outfit*

have i missed anything yet?

*passes Secluded Islands a Corona*

nah, nothing much

you missed Fass's bible, tacos, popcorn, piss water, etc.

soft tacos?

soft tacos?
donno, but you missed it, so why do you care?

*passes Secluded Islands a Corona*

nah, nothing much


:D corona is my drink of choice. you get bonus points...

donno, but you missed it, so why do you care?

hey, dont question me...:p

I can't imagine this thread is still on topic, so excuse me if this isn't the proper discussion anymore.
Memoirs of a Generalite where worng! Here me? THEY WHERE WRONG!

:D corona is my drink of choice. you get bonus points...

WOOT! there might be a taco or two left...

:D corona is my drink of choice. you get bonus points...

You mean you drink piss water? *shuns SI*

I don't think I've heard anything so idiotic since the days of Defensor Fidei.

hey, dont question me...:p
Too late. I shall question you until the end of time, especially your taste in beer.

You mean you drink piss water? *shuns SI*
Good Whatever! A Posi reference is a great way to show your Posiness.

WOOT! there might be a taco or two left...

*Grabs another taco.

You mean you drink piss water? *shuns SI*

it doesnt taste like piss water. you gatta drink it with lime...

Good Woman! A Posi reference is a great way to show your Posiness.

But I didn't mention moose...Well, I shall make up for it: Corona = watered down moose piss. :D

Good Man! A Posi reference is a great way to show your Posiness.
Pssh. She's such a Poser.

But I didn't mention moose...Well, I shall make up for it: Corona = watered down moose piss. :D

well what do you drink then eh?

it doesnt taste like piss water. you gatta drink it with lime...

Lime? *remembers first post is in the colour of lime*

*pats self on back for somehow bringing this convo back to the OP* :D

it doesnt taste like piss water. you gatta drink it with lime...

two limes, and sometimes, just a little bit of salt....

Memoirs of a Generalite where worng! Here me? THEY WHERE WRONG!

Question mark?

well what do you drink then eh?

Truly CANADIAN beer. :D Molson Canadian

(it is not legal for me to drink yet, and I prefer wine, vodka, and cider over beer)

Labott Blue (sp?)

Truly CANADIAN beer. :D Molson Canadian

(it is not legal for me to drink yet, and I prefer wine, vodka, and cider over beer)
Canadian sucks ass. They are all right but the odd can will have green beer in it. Labatt Blue is where it is at.

Truly CANADIAN beer. :D Molson Canadian

(it is not legal for me to drink yet, and I prefer wine, vodka, and cider over beer)

*laughs*

canadiens...

caramel apple cider from starbucks is pretty good...:p

Canadian sucks ass. They are all right but the odd can will have green beer in it. Labatt Blue is where it is at.

I shall try it next time I get the chance then. Damned drinking age...

Labatt Blue is where it is at.
I haven't heard anyone say that within earshot since I was...

...14? Holy crap, I haven't heard that in 23 years...

...incredible...

I haven't heard anyone say that within earshot since I was...

...14? Holy crap, I haven't heard that in 23 years...

...incredible...
What can I say? I am an incredable man (woman?).

I haven't heard anyone say that within earshot since I was...

...14? Holy crap, I haven't heard that in 23 years...

...incredible...

Two words, two numbers.....Mad Dog 20/20


mmmm-mmmmm good....... :D

*laughs*

canadiens...

caramel apple cider from starbucks is pretty good...:p

Starbucks is evil, with a capital "E"!

ps. you've got a TG.

Starbucks is evil, with a capital "E"!

ps. you've got a TG.

now it is you who has a TG...:)