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Yessssssss....you poor gold star, now in my dominion.


First step, the gold star, next step, THE WORLD!


Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

so, i have a magic carpet...

He's probably having a (hard) taco right now...
I'd say more soft taco, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do...:eek:


All work and no play makes Sarkhaan a dirty boy....:p

so, i have a magic carpet...
*steals SI's magic carpet. and his magic lamp too.*

I'd say more soft taco, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do...:eek:


All work and no play makes Sarkhaan a dirty boy....:p

Mrs. Goofballs would say otherwise...:)

*steals SI's magic carpet. and his magic lamp too.*

ok, i can deal with out my magic carpet, but my magic lamp? thats just too far...

*hits sarkhaan with a buddha statue*

ok, i can deal with out my magic carpet, but my magic lamp? thats just too far...

*hits sarkhaan with a buddha statue*
fine. You can have the lamp back...


IF YOU CAN GET IT FROM ME!

*rides off on magic carpet laughing maniacally*


in other news, my roommate just came in stoned off his ass and threatened to jump into my bed and sleep me to death. I'm not sure if I should be concerned about this...

I'd say more soft taco, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do...:eek:


All work and no play makes Sarkhaan a dirty boy....:p
LOL.

:eek:

fine. You can have the lamp back...


IF YOU CAN GET IT FROM ME!

*rides off on magic carpet laughing maniacally*


in other news, my roommate just came in stoned off his ass and threatened to jump into my bed and sleep me to death. I'm not sure if I should be concerned about this...
I'm stoned too! Tell him to talk to me.. we can debate how nixon ate too much chocolate, therefore: he's related to hitler; hitler is jesus's godgodogdgodgodgod father..

fine. You can have the lamp back...


IF YOU CAN GET IT FROM ME!

*rides off on magic carpet laughing maniacally*


in other news, my roommate just came in stoned off his ass and threatened to jump into my bed and sleep me to death. I'm not sure if I should be concerned about this...
Did i call that or what?

Get the chocolate out.
BTW, seen "Scary Movie 4"? Let your imagination do the rest.

Did i call that or what?

Get the chocolate out.
BTW, seen "Scary Movie 4"? Let your imagination do the rest.
... you eat it?

Did i call that or what?

Get the chocolate out.
BTW, seen "Scary Movie 4"? Let your imagination do the rest.
haha...I gave him the last of my easter candy. He looks happy with that.

Havent seen sm4 yet. no money to do so :(

haha...I gave him the last of my easter candy. He looks happy with that.

Far out. Instead of "yard-apes" ... :D
Havent seen sm4 yet. no money to do so :(
The local cinema joint is particularly lax at security. Pay the matinee, shift to the other ones inside over a day. Three flicks for $6.50!

... you eat it?
Uhm the chocolate is a ref Cutty Sarkhaan knows about. It might take a little while to explain.
As for Scary Movie 4, well .... your appetite will largely take a significant beating if you watch the "Brokeback Mountain" part of the flick. *shudder*

Far out. Instead of "yard-apes" ... :D
Havent seen sm4 yet. no money to do so :(
The local cinema joint is particularly lax at security. Pay the matinee, shift to the other ones inside over a day. Three flicks for $6.50![/QUOTE]
haha...the one near me has finally caught on to our popcorn/soda scam. they give free refills on both large popcorns and sodas. So we dumpster dive and get someone elses bags, bring them up, and get the refill. It used to be that they would just give you a new bag. Now, they give you a new bag that has "free refill" printed on it, so you can only get one. Bastards!

maybe when I'm back in CT.

Uhm the chocolate is a ref Cutty Sarkhaan knows about. It might take a little while to explain.
As for Scary Movie 4, well .... your appetite will largely take a significant beating if you watch the "Brokeback Mountain" part of the flick. *shudder*
:eek:

:eek:
Damn right, :eek: ! *nods*

The local cinema joint is particularly lax at security. Pay the matinee, shift to the other ones inside over a day. Three flicks for $6.50!
haha...the one near me has finally caught on to our popcorn/soda scam. they give free refills on both large popcorns and sodas. So we dumpster dive and get someone elses bags, bring them up, and get the refill. It used to be that they would just give you a new bag. Now, they give you a new bag that has "free refill" printed on it, so you can only get one. Bastards!

maybe when I'm back in CT.[/QUOTE]
Ah, the resource angle is different with a group. I usually only have three or four in my party. After enough butter i'm not much for anything but water, so just get extra ice in the large drink.

Ah, sombitch-
the forum's weirding out again on quotes.



"With my last breath, i curse ... (Ill Ruffino)!"

Uhm the chocolate is a ref Cutty Sarkhaan knows about. It might take a little while to explain.
As for Scary Movie 4, well .... your appetite will largely take a significant beating if you watch the "Brokeback Mountain" part of the flick. *shudder*
haha...ain't that reference thing all too true? for example, I can say I just whipped out the turkey baster, and you'll know what I'm saying, but everyone else will just look at me and say "so...you're making turkey?"

Ah, the resource angle is different with a group. I usually only have three or four in my party. After enough butter i'm not much for anything but water, so just get extra ice in the large drink.
group thing does mess with it a bit, but there have been several times my dinner has consisted of movie theater popcorn and soda. What? a night of drinking is $5. A dinner from BK is $5. Which would you choose?

Ah, sombitch-
the forum's weirding out again on quotes.
You rrrrrang?

You rrrrrang?
Sombitch?
So i can't nick you "Ill" now? :(

haha...ain't that reference thing all too true? for example, I can say I just whipped out the turkey baster, and you'll know what I'm saying, but everyone else will just look at me and say "so...you're making turkey?"
Haha, a most excellent example. *bows*
hahaha

group thing does mess with it a bit, but there have been several times my dinner has consisted of movie theater popcorn and soda. What? a night of drinking is $5. A dinner from BK is $5. Which would you choose?
A night of drinking $5? Not at my rate (when i bother to imbibe). Not even close. You must have a secret or a lot of indulgent contacts.

As for the choices, i just have to say this: make sure you get enough water. Kidney stones are pretty f*cking painful. And expensive to fix unless you don't mind the pain and the damage.
For years, my metabolism could handle a lot (or so i thought) - i teetered on hypoglycemia (more sugars to make up for the apnea) - but when it called it, i paid a bit for it. I probably still will.

A night of drinking $5? Not at my rate (when i bother to imbibe). Not even close. You must have a secret or a lot of indulgent contacts.

As for the choices, i just have to say this: make sure you get enough water. Kidney stones are pretty f*cking painful. And expensive to fix unless you don't mind the pain and the damage.
For years, my metabolism could handle a lot (or so i thought) - i teetered on hypoglycemia (more sugars to make up for the apnea) - but when it called it, i paid a bit for it. I probably still will.
haha...welcome to college. An overcrowded party with a few kegs of alcoholic iced piss, and presto! $5 nights.
Sure, it might not taste good...but by your 10th, you stop caring.

I am pretty careful with all the fun medical stuff...never get black out or vomit drunk, etc....I guess it comes with having a doctor for a dad. I also usually chug some water or gatorade before bed...more to prevent some of the worst of my hangovers. And let me tell you, having a hangover in an econ lecture is only slightly worse than waking up still drunk and going to that same lecture.

this post makes me sound like an alcoholic. This may or may not be accurate. But alas, it is summer soon, which means it is time for my system to get a break. Or kick into high gear. Not sure which yet...

haha...welcome to college. An overcrowded party with a few kegs of alcoholic iced piss, and presto! $5 nights.
Sure, it might not taste good...but by your 10th, you stop caring.

I am pretty careful with all the fun medical stuff...never get black out or vomit drunk, etc....I guess it comes with having a doctor for a dad. I also usually chug some water or gatorade before bed...more to prevent some of the worst of my hangovers. And let me tell you, having a hangover in an econ lecture is only slightly worse than waking up still drunk and going to that same lecture.

this post makes me sound like an alcoholic. This may or may not be accurate. But alas, it is summer soon, which means it is time for my system to get a break. Or kick into high gear. Not sure which yet...
I am ... you could say, dissuaded from certain liquors based on their buzz and hangover abilities.
Too many reasons. *nods emphatically*
I usually hit the OJ and that often works, provided i haven't passed out already. Not black out, but just to pretty quickly decide to sleep wherever i happen to be seated (if that be the case) at the time.
I've been drunk into the next day, even after sleep. Almost got in a lot of trouble at my job for it though. THAT's another anecdote for the barrel. :)

I am ... you could say, dissuaded from certain liquors based on their buzz and hangover abilities.
Too many reasons. *nods emphatically*
I usually hit the OJ and that often works, provided i haven't passed out already. Not black out, but just to pretty quickly decide to sleep wherever i happen to be seated (if that be the case) at the time.
I've been drunk into the next day, even after sleep. Almost got in a lot of trouble at my job for it though. THAT's another anecdote for the barrel. :)Ha...I live off of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Jenkens rum and vodka. Hangovers are my life.
OJ works well, but costs alot compared to stealing my neighbors gatorade or sticking my head under a faucet.
And I, too, do the "oh look! I'm going to sleep now appearently" thing alot. The other night, I put on Fight Club. I don't think I made it to the first spoken line...
The only rule is take your shoes off. If your shoes are off, you meant to fall asleep. You are safe. If your shoes are on, then you passed out, and are fair game to be shamed in whatever way we deem proper (We are fans of the standard sharpie penis drawings on the face, however, this past weekend I coated someone in vasoline and threw popcorn at them). God help you if you pass out with one shoe off, and one shoe on.
I have a few fun drinking/still drunk stories, such as having to teach 6th graders on St. Patricks day last year, and going in a little trashed, only to find out the other student teacher had also been drinking. We had way too much fun that day. Smart move? no. Fun move? hell yes.


speaking of passing out, Eve has just sinned and eaten the apple, and thus, I think it is a perfect time to do so. No more english for me. g'night all (or SJS, since I think you're the only one still here)

Ha...I live off of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Jenkens rum and vodka. Hangovers are my life.
OJ works well, but costs alot compared to stealing my neighbors gatorade or sticking my head under a faucet.
And I, too, do the "oh look! I'm going to sleep now appearently" thing alot. The other night, I put on Fight Club. I don't think I made it to the first spoken line...
The only rule is take your shoes off. If your shoes are off, you meant to fall asleep. You are safe. If your shoes are on, then you passed out, and are fair game to be shamed in whatever way we deem proper (We are fans of the standard sharpie penis drawings on the face, however, this past weekend I coated someone in vasoline and threw popcorn at them). God help you if you pass out with one shoe off, and one shoe on.
I have a few fun drinking/still drunk stories, such as having to teach 6th graders on St. Patricks day last year, and going in a little trashed, only to find out the other student teacher had also been drinking. We had way too much fun that day. Smart move? no. Fun move? hell yes.


speaking of passing out, Eve has just sinned and eaten the apple, and thus, I think it is a perfect time to do so. No more english for me. g'night all (or SJS, since I think you're the only one still here)
Nightie. *bows*

Bah! Exams are overrated. They don't even test knowledge, they test how well one deals with stress or something like that. Just go in and make fancy little designs on the answer sheet scorecard thingmajig.


Damn straight! The whole education system shows NOTHING about how clever a person really is

Gahhhhhhh!

For me, tuesday begins exam times. I've been studying all day, and I need a break. Why cant we just bribe the damn profs like they do in Belarus! I mean, the students get grades, and the profs get money. It's a win-win. Instead, we get to give ourselves headaches, and they have to spend days grading thousands of exams!

Please, distract me from my overwhelming desire to shove an alarm clock down my throat.
Look belly button lint!:eek: