NationStates Jolt Archive

Gahhhhhhh!

For me, tuesday begins exam times. I've been studying all day, and I need a break. Why cant we just bribe the damn profs like they do in Belarus! I mean, the students get grades, and the profs get money. It's a win-win. Instead, we get to give ourselves headaches, and they have to spend days grading thousands of exams!

Please, distract me from my overwhelming desire to shove an alarm clock down my throat.

i still have 1 more week before finals start.

TSI, maybe you should make an "offer" they cant refuse. IF you know what i mean...

Bah, today is the last day of the holidays for me :( . I have exams three weeks after that. *whimpers* You can shove an alarm clock down my throat if you think it will help.

Bah, today is the last day of the holidays for me :( . I have exams three weeks after that. *whimpers* You can shove an alarm clock down my throat if you think it will help.

Meh, better than nothing, I suppose.

*shoves alarm clock down Hamilay's throat*

...I feel better.

Meh, better than nothing, I suppose.

*shoves alarm clock down Hamilay's throat*

...I feel better.

Mmm... alarm clock.
Well, apart from the dying thing, I feel slightly better too. Win-win!
*suffocates*

Gahhhhhhh!

For me, tuesday begins exam times. I've been studying all day, and I need a break. Why cant we just bribe the damn profs like they do in Belarus! I mean, the students get grades, and the profs get money. It's a win-win. Instead, we get to give ourselves headaches, and they have to spend days grading thousands of exams!

Please, distract me from my overwhelming desire to shove an alarm clock down my throat.
Me tink thy needeths thy blunt.

Bah! Exams are overrated. They don't even test knowledge, they test how well one deals with stress or something like that. Just go in and make fancy little designs on the answer sheet scorecard thingmajig.

Bah, today is the last day of the holidays for me :( . I have exams three weeks after that. *whimpers*

wow same. where are you?

wow same. where are you?

Australia

Gahhhhhhh!

For me, tuesday begins exam times. I've been studying all day, and I need a break. Why cant we just bribe the damn profs like they do in Belarus! I mean, the students get grades, and the profs get money. It's a win-win. Instead, we get to give ourselves headaches, and they have to spend days grading thousands of exams!

Please, distract me from my overwhelming desire to shove an alarm clock down my throat.
Your partner is always good for a moral boost.

hehehe. I still have a month and a half before exams. *dances* :D

I am sure, if your health should be in peril, that your emergency room doctor, would love to have just been able to bribe his or her professor in order to pass med school. I am sure you would be happy as well...

hehehe. I still have a month and a half before exams. *dances* :D

in a month and a half i will be sitting on the beach in St. Pete with my feet in the sand...

Ah quit bitching. You don't have to grade the damn things. :mad:

Your partner is always good for a moral boost.

Alas, I am alone in my studies this night.

:(

Ah quit bitching. You don't have to grade the damn things. :mad:

nah, grading is easier than actually taking them...

Ah quit bitching. You don't have to grade the damn things. :mad:

It's my thread and I can bitch if I want to,
Bitch if I want to,
Bitch if I want to,
You would bitch too if it happened to you...

Alas, I am alone in my studies this night.

:(
Damn.

Well, in that case...do something that gives you incredible pleasure. Put off studying for a while. Trust me. Doing it when you are relaxed is much better for memory retention than being nervous.

And remember: it's just a test. No biggie.

in a month and a half i will be sitting on the beach in St. Pete with my feet in the sand...

Grr...Fine. I shall skip my exams and stalk you then. Care to tell me where St. Pete is? :p

Grr...Fine. I shall skip my exams and stalk you then. Care to tell me where St. Pete is? :p

...Up my arse.

...Up my arse.

well...don't really want to go there...so SI must be talking about somewhere else.

Grr...Fine. I shall skip my exams and stalk you then. Care to tell me where St. Pete is? :p

the red dot shall reveal its location - http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/FLMap-doton-IndianShores.PNG


i'll keep the door unlocked... *wink*

Knowledge is the key to everything. You must try harder and harder, so you may laugh in your proffosor face, that you passed.

I have a quiz tommorow I am gaurenteed to fail. And tomorrow is my birthday. Yay!

nah, grading is easier than actually taking them...
Shit, not from my point of view. I'll be reading 44 of practically the same essay this week, and then grading 44 more exams, each of which include a 1,000 word explication of a poem. Not to mention the 20+ revised essays I have to look at and decide if the student did enough to warrant a slightly higher grade.

I have a quiz tommorow I am gaurenteed to fail. And tomorrow is my birthday. Yay!

happy birthday!

oh, and if your going to fail, do even go to class...

Shit, not from my point of view. I'll be reading 44 of practically the same essay this week, and then grading 44 more exams, each of which include a 1,000 word explication of a poem. Not to mention the 20+ revised essays I have to look at and decide if the student did enough to warrant a slightly higher grade.

hmm...

yeah, i think you have the better argument here...

Shit, not from my point of view. I'll be reading 44 of practically the same essay this week, and then grading 44 more exams, each of which include a 1,000 word explication of a poem. Not to mention the 20+ revised essays I have to look at and decide if the student did enough to warrant a slightly higher grade.
...why do I want to be a teacher again? (As in, what are my reasons for wanting to be.)

the red dot shall reveal its location - http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/FLMap-doton-IndianShores.PNG


i'll keep the door unlocked... *wink*

wonderful. Don't stay up too late waiting for me. ;):p

...why do I want to be a teacher again? (As in, what are my reasons for wanting to be.)

one word:

multiple choice...

no, wait, thats two words...

Damn.

Well, in that case...do something that gives you incredible pleasure. Put off studying for a while. Trust me. Doing it when you are relaxed is much better for memory retention than being nervous.

And remember: it's just a test. No biggie.

Just a test?!

40% of my grade is not just a test!

Meh, it's an essay, so i should be able to use my exclusive "TSI Wit and Charm"(TM) to get through it.

...why do I want to be a teacher again? (As in, what are my reasons for wanting to be.)

Because you can extract bribes and sexual favors from your students?

Just a test?!

40% of my grade is not just a test!

Meh, it's an essay, so i should be able to use my exclusive "TSI Wit and Charm"(TM) to get through it.

40%? Ouch. Mine is only something like 12%, lol.

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Shit, not from my point of view. I'll be reading 44 of practically the same essay this week, and then grading 44 more exams, each of which include a 1,000 word explication of a poem. Not to mention the 20+ revised essays I have to look at and decide if the student did enough to warrant a slightly higher grade.
Well, it depends on the subject, doesn't it? I've marked math tests, and they're fragging easy. But then again, elementary school math can't exactly match up with university (?) English...

Australia

sydney? I know most schools open tomorrow but I didn't know the exams were at the same time

40%? Ouch. Mine is only something like 12%, lol.

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Yah, 40% of my ISS 225 class. The class normally slept through.

:(

Meh, it's an essay, so i should be able to use my exclusive "TSI Wit and Charm"(TM) to get through it.
I prefer using pseudo-intellectualism on essays if the teacher is dumb enough.

Just a test?!

40% of my grade is not just a test!

Meh, it's an essay, so i should be able to use my exclusive "TSI Wit and Charm"(TM) to get through it.
...well, okay, so maybe it's an important test, but a test is still no biggie. Or it never was for me, anyway.

Because you can extract bribes and sexual favors from your students?
No.


one word:

multiple choice...

no, wait, thats two words...
That amused me. You win a gold star.

wonderful. Don't stay up too late waiting for me. ;):p

just wake me up when you get there...:D

oh and i TG'd you earlier...

Oy, I think all of my finals consist of 40% of my grade.

Speaking of which, my last final takes place next morning: General Chemistry II. Just gotta make it through this last exam, then my freshman year is OVER!

No.


You're no fun.

Shit, not from my point of view. I'll be reading 44 of practically the same essay this week, and then grading 44 more exams, each of which include a 1,000 word explication of a poem. Not to mention the 20+ revised essays I have to look at and decide if the student did enough to warrant a slightly higher grade.
I'd say having essentially my entire grade resting on 2 hours of my life is a bit worse...

I start wednesday. Brit lit 9-11, linguistics 12-2. Shakespeare is friday 9-11.

then, I AM DONE!!
*blasts schools out*
*does happy dance*


*realizes I still have all week, and still have 2 plays and 2 epics to read...and slits throat*

That amused me. You win a gold star.

:p yes! ill hang it on my refrigerator...

i finished off my finals on thursday...feels so good to be free again!!
good luck and happy studyin to y'all who r jus starting...:cool:

:p yes! ill hang it on my refrigerator...

*steals SI's gold star*

*eats*

I'd say having essentially my entire grade resting on 2 hours of my life is a bit worse...

I start wednesday. Brit lit 9-11, linguistics 12-2. Shakespeare is friday 9-11.

then, I AM DONE!!
*blasts schools out*
*does happy dance*


*realizes I still have all week, and still have 2 plays and 2 epics to read...and slits throat*

i still have two books to read. each 300 pages in length. then i must write a 15 pages paper over them. and thats just one of my five classes...:(

You people have further increased my depression and fear at the impending transfer in a couple of years from high school to university life. Congratulations!

*more whimpering*

You people have further increased my depression and fear at the impending transfer in a couple of years from high school to university life. Congratulations!

*more whimpering*

Don't worry, it's only your future...

You're no fun.
My girlfriend disagrees with you.

Hamilay: Happy to be of service.

just wake me up when you get there...:D

oh and i TG'd you earlier...

Right back at ya. :D

*steals SI's gold star*

*eats*

omg noes! *threatens TSI with paper cuts* cough up my star!

omg noes! *threatens TSI with paper cuts* cough up my star!

Erm..it's been in my stomache and all. Are you sure you want it back?

i still have two books to read. each 300 pages in length. then i must write a 15 pages paper over them. and thats just one of my five classes...:(
I just finished the paper week...2 15 page papers and 1 10, so overall, not as bad as it could have been (all due on the same day tho)

I have to read Othello and King Lear for Shakespeare (king lear for Brit lit as well) and The Faerie Queene and Paradise Lost for brit lit. I've decided not to study for linguistics, and I already finished my special ed class.

i still have two books to read. each 300 pages in length. then i must write a 15 pages paper over them. and thats just one of my five classes...:(

awww, you poor boy. I've only got 2 more chapters to read. :D

I just finished the paper week...2 15 page papers and 1 10, so overall, not as bad as it could have been (all due on the same day tho)

I have to read Othello and King Lear for Shakespeare (king lear for Brit lit as well) and The Faerie Queene and Paradise Lost for brit lit. I've decided not to study for linguistics, and I already finished my special ed class.

*thanks almighty spaghetti monster that TSI wont need to write massive essays*

You people have further increased my depression and fear at the impending transfer in a couple of years from high school to university life. Congratulations!

*more whimpering*
you posting that just reminded me of something.


I have a 30 rack and a handle of vodka just waiting for these damn tests to be done. the best part is, my parents are picking me up 4 hours after my last exam. And I fully intend on being well on my way to alcohol poisoning by then.


The beautiful end to a week of hell.

What pre tell are your exams on?

Erm..it's been in my stomache and all. Are you sure you want it back?
!

Red alert! We've got a spelling error!

*grammar nazi troopers storm in weilding a variety of weapons, surrounding TSI*

Trooper: Put your hands up now, or we'll be forced to open fire!

awww, you poor boy. I've only got 2 more chapters to read. :D
did anyone else just get the urge to choke Ladamesansmerci? Or was that just me? ;)

I haven't even had chapters this year. Its all been poetic forms and plays.

Erm..it's been in my stomache and all. Are you sure you want it back?

:( *cries* ive always wanted a gold star, and youve wruined it. its prolly all disfigured and discolored...

awww, you poor boy. I've only got 2 more chapters to read. :D

:( i procrastinate...

!

Red alert! We've got a spelling error!

*grammar nazi troopers storm in weilding a variety of weapons, surrounding TSI*

Trooper: Put your hands up now, or we'll be forced to open fire!

I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!

*goes out in blaze of improper spelling glory*

:( *cries* ive always wanted a gold star, and youve wruined it. its prolly all disfigured and discolored...

Not to mention partially digested.

Right back at ya. :D

:D replied...

Not to mention partially digested.

i dont want it now. not with your stomach juices all over it...

you posting that just reminded me of something.


I have a 30 rack and a handle of vodka just waiting for these damn tests to be done. the best part is, my parents are picking me up 4 hours after my last exam. And I fully intend on being well on my way to alcohol poisoning by then.


The beautiful end to a week of hell.
If you let me tag along and.. keep you from hitting on your mom.. I'll pay for the hospital visit.. don't worry, I'm rich :D

*calls Teddy "Yeah, he has booze!"*

Yay Im 15 now! Time to think of all ive accomplished.. .
:( ..

I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!

*goes out in blaze of improper spelling glory*
Here lies The South Islands. He couldn't spell worth a damn.
...stupid website thinking quotes aren't part of a post...

did anyone else just get the urge to choke Ladamesansmerci? Or was that just me? ;)

I haven't even had chapters this year. Its all been poetic forms and plays.
And they are short chapters, no less. The Lord of the Flies doesn't really reproduce itself into bigger books, you know. :D

What pre tell are your exams on?

ill tell you my classes.

Ancient Greece
Geography
Biological Anthropology
Modern East Asia
Weight Lifting - *flexes*

Yay Im 15 now! Time to think of all ive accomplished.. .
:( ..
w00t!

For my birthday.. I killed so many brain cells I forgot what I did the last 16 years.. I love my birthday week.. 7 days of drinking, smoking weed, ect..

:( i procrastinate...

me too. But all I got assigned this weekend was to read two chapters of The Lord of the Flies for English. :D

Yay Im 15 now! Time to think of all ive accomplished.. .
:( ..

Never fear, my young texan friend. You still have plenty to look foreward too!

Like sex...




And booze...




....




Did I mention sex?

And they are short chapters, no less. The Lord of the Flies doesn't really reproduce itself into bigger books, you know. :D
I would kill to read lord of the flies in class. Instead, I'm friggin reading Hero and Leander, and friggin The Faerie Queene.

*grumbles*

...stupid website thinking quotes aren't part of a post...

Not even you and your smart quotes can sway me from THE PATH (TM)!

I return, with a depressing and hope-destroying article cleverly disguised as humour.

http://www.satirewire.com/news/0006/satire-ellison.shtml

You are a write-off, so I'll let you slink off to your pathetic $200,000-a-year jobs, where your checks will be signed by former classmates who dropped out two years ago.

:p

:D replied...
teehee. moi aussi.

Never fear, my young texan friend. You still have plenty to look foreward too!

Like sex...

And booze...

....
Did I mention sex?
Sounds good to me:p

ill tell you my classes.

Ancient Greece
Geography
Biological Anthropology
Modern East Asia
Weight Lifting - *flexes*
okay...I have to ask this. What is your final for weight lifting?

oh, and what are you majoring in? IR?

I would kill to read lord of the flies in class. Instead, I'm friggin reading Hero and Leander, and friggin The Faerie Queene.

*grumbles*
hehe, Wouldn't trade with you in a thousand years. :D

ill tell you my classes.

Ancient Greece
Geography
Biological Anthropology
Modern East Asia
Weight Lifting - *flexes*
How.. teacherish of you.

Yes, even the last one.. you reminded me of my english teacher.. he brags about his RX8 and how he's going to trade it in for a BMW.. oh my thats not what I meant to say..

He flexis when he points to things.. yeah thats what I wanted to say.

How.. teacherish of you.

Yes, even the last one.. you reminded me of my english teacher.. he brags about his RX8 and how he's going to trade it in for a BMW.. oh my thats not what I meant to say..

He flexis when he points to things.. yeah thats what I wanted to say.

He's a history major.

Remember, TSI knows all.

*meditates*

teehee. moi aussi.

pfft. :p

Not even you and your smart quotes can sway me from THE PATH (TM)!
I was trying to sway you?

I was trying to sway you?

...Just in case you were. After all, you were being a grammar nazi.

hehe, Wouldn't trade with you in a thousand years. :D
see, I actually love reading. I just have never been a fan of british literature (atleast not alot of the old stuff), nor the ammount that we've had in such a short time frame (sorry, but two days to discuss an epic of 13 books, each with 13 cantos, is not enough time)

me too. But all I got assigned this weekend was to read two chapters of The Lord of the Flies for English. :D
Ewww reading..

I have to read a book called "The Perl" for my english final, it's a small book.. but with my attention span? I'm fucked.. oh well.. I'm good at bull shitting when writing essays.

...Just in case you were. After all, you were being a grammar nazi.
No, see, it was a joke. Perfect opportunity and all that.

He's a history major.

Remember, TSI knows all.

*meditates*
*smacks with a frying pan*

okay...I have to ask this. What is your final for weight lifting?

oh, and what are you majoring in? IR?

i have to meet my goals that i wrote at the beginning of the semester. we had max tests at the beginning, then on the last week we have max tests again to track our progress.

im a double major in history and religion...

Ewww reading..

I have to read a book called "The Perl" for my english final, it's a small book.. but with my attention span? I'm fucked.. oh well.. I'm good at bull shitting when writing essays.
steinbeck?

No, see, it was a joke. Perfect opportunity and all that.
Dammit! You have to tell TSI these things!

I'm in the middle of studying for my biggest exam! Do you think I have the mental reserves to tell the difference between a joke and preaching?

*smacks with a frying pan*

*dies*

*is happy that exams do not need to be studied for*

Dammit! You have to tell TSI these things!

I'm in the middle of studying for my biggest exam! Do you think I have the mental reserves to tell the difference between a joke and preaching?
...I thought it would break the tension...

How.. teacherish of you.

Yes, even the last one.. you reminded me of my english teacher.. he brags about his RX8 and how he's going to trade it in for a BMW.. oh my thats not what I meant to say..

He flexis when he points to things.. yeah thats what I wanted to say.

haha. do you know where the weight room is? is it over there *flexes* or is it over there *flexes*

eh, it works better in person...

steinbeck?
Think so.. sounds right.

...I thought it would break the tension...
Well, you did. My tension is borked.

Ewww reading..

I have to read a book called "The Perl" for my english final, it's a small book.. but with my attention span? I'm fucked.. oh well.. I'm good at bull shitting when writing essays.

ive read that before, a long time ago...

*dies*

*is happy that exams do not need to be studied for*
*brings back to life*

Pay your taxes!

Well, you did. My tension is borked.
And to further amuse you...look up all archived posts of Romulan Os. That guy's a nutjob.

haha. do you know where the weight room is? is it over there *flexes* or is it over there *flexes*

eh, it works better in person...

Showoff...

He's a history major.

Remember, TSI knows all.

*meditates*

*hits with spit wad*

And to further amuse you...look up all archived posts of Romulan Os. That guy's a nutjob.

Oh, I remember the fine little discussion we had with him. Yes, those were the days...

*nostaliga*

i have to meet my goals that i wrote at the beginning of the semester. we had max tests at the beginning, then on the last week we have max tests again to track our progress.

im a double major in history and religion...
thats not bad. I kinda wish I had something like that so I could actually tell what kinda progress I've made. Despite the fact that I can see it, I just want to know in real terms what I've done.
And I still hate working out.



history and religion...two things I considered at one point. And I chose English ed. The highlight of the semester is a toss up. It is either the day my prof said "The wife of bath know how to ride a horse well. I'm sure all the guys understand that, so if you would explain to the girls later, that'd be great" or, on 4/20, when we were discussing paradise lost and rebellion, when she said "This would make so much more sense if we were all stoned".

English profs are fun people.

ive read that before, a long time ago...
Will I kill myself before I finish it?

haha. do you know where the weight room is? is it over there *flexes* or is it over there *flexes*

eh, it works better in person...
*smacks you with cutting bord*

Oh, I remember the fine little discussion we had with him. Yes, those were the days...

*nostaliga*
I suspect Romulan Os, UN Ambassadorship, Jesussaves, and...that one random dude who was a hardcore Catholic back in late 2004 I think, name started with a D or something...are all the same person.

Showoff...

stop looking at my muscles TSI...

Will I kill myself before I finish it?

i dont remember much about it. so i guess that means i didnt enjoy it. so i say yes, you will kill yourself...

pfft. :p
vous n'aimez pas le francais?

Think so.. sounds right.
steinbecks not bad. try reading like, 5-10 pages at a time, go do something for a few (like, 3 or 4) minutes, like go get a glass of water, then go back to reading. It will make it much easier than just trying to sit and do it

I suspect Romulan Os, UN Ambassadorship, Jesussaves, and...that one random dude who was a hardcore Catholic back in late 2004 I think, name started with a D or something...are all the same person.

Romulus Os was Skapenroe. Jesussaves was Drunk Commies, and I dont think that UN is a puppet.

Anyway, I remember them well.

*uncontrollable flashbacks*

stop looking at my muscles TSI...
But But...they're just so...tiny and cute!

*uncontrollable flashbacks*
"you're never too young for a vietnam flashback"-Wondershowzen

thats not bad. I kinda wish I had something like that so I could actually tell what kinda progress I've made. Despite the fact that I can see it, I just want to know in real terms what I've done.
And I still hate working out.

its hard to track progress when you are training your body. you just dont notice it that much because it takes so long to make gains. my cousin is a personal trainor and he told me to not think in weeks, but months and years. because thats how long it takes. i gues thats why so many people dont stick with it...


history and religion...two things I considered at one point. And I chose English ed. The highlight of the semester is a toss up. It is either the day my prof said "The wife of bath know how to ride a horse well. I'm sure all the guys understand that, so if you would explain to the girls later, that'd be great" or, on 4/20, when we were discussing paradise lost and rebellion, when she said "This would make so much more sense if we were all stoned".

English profs are fun people.

i like english. for my electives ive taken english classes. i think i might take a poetry class. i hear the ladies like that class... ;)

steinbecks not bad. try reading like, 5-10 pages at a time, go do something for a few (like, 3 or 4) minutes, like go get a glass of water, then go back to reading. It will make it much easier than just trying to sit and do it
I will try this

:fluffle:

But But...they're just so...tiny and cute!
OHHHHH! Need some ICE for that BURN?!



I hate myself.

i dont remember much about it. so i guess that means i didnt enjoy it. so i say yes, you will kill yourself...
Shit.

Romulus Os was Skapenroe. Jesussaves was Drunk Commies, and I dont think that UN is a puppet.

Anyway, I remember them well.

*uncontrollable flashbacks*
Well there went THAT idea. I can never tell who is who's puppet anymore. ~_~

...not that I ever could...

*smacks you with cutting bord*

:eek: ouch!

Romulus Os was Skapenroe. Jesussaves was Drunk Commies, and I dont think that UN is a puppet.

Anyway, I remember them well.

*uncontrollable flashbacks*
I hear Myothrnationisaporsche was a puppet too.. mmm censorship..

"you're never too young for a vietnam flashback"-Wondershowzen

Romulus Os>pain>Vietnam

Romulus Os>pain>Vietnam
Yes. Pain never brought us the hilarity that is the NS Spy.

i like english. for my electives ive taken english classes. i think i might take a poetry class. i hear the ladies like that class... ;)

If you ever turn into an emo poet, I'm going to smack you with 6 different types of spatulas!

Yes. Pain never brought us the hilarity that is the NS Spy.

I didn't think I had that equation correct...

its hard to track progress when you are training your body. you just dont notice it that much because it takes so long to make gains. my cousin is a personal trainor and he told me to not think in weeks, but months and years. because thats how long it takes. i gues thats why so many people dont stick with it...I don't have a choice. My friend, who is a football player and jacked out of his mind, has threatened me with death if I give up on it. this is the same guy who calls me his little rat, so yeah.



i like english. for my electives ive taken english classes. i think i might take a poetry class. i hear the ladies like that class... ;)
I almost took African and Asian Female Authors next semester (it fit my schedule well). Me, the white male, in a class with angry black and asian chicks...*shudder*

I've had alot of girls in all of my classes, but I'd say my aesthetics in literature class, brit lit, and romantics (like, poe. Not love.) had the most attractive girls who were dateable. My friends feminist literature class was scary. He would sit and whimper in the corner and keep a tally of every time "like" was said. He also kept a tally of how often they would bitch about men. We concluded they needed a good lay. badly. Poetry will get alot of girls, but I've found alot are pretty beat. My crime and murder stories class was *gasp* a sausage fest, but the one chick there was hot and pretty chill.

I didn't think I had that equation correct...
Well, you said Romulan Os is greater than pain. I agree.

Yes. Pain never brought us the hilarity that is the NS Spy.
You agree!

vous n'aimez pas le francais?

j'aime le français... :)

Well, you said Romulan Os is greater than pain. I agree.

Oh. Romulus Os was the good type of pain, though. Like the pain inflicted by and extremely beautiful woman with an extremely long whip.

But But...they're just so...tiny and cute!

well, i do need someone to rub oil on them. care to volunteer?

Oh. Romulus Os was the good type of pain, though. Like the pain inflicted by and extremely beautiful woman with an extremely long whip.
No, no, the whip is for teasing and light slapping, not actual pain.

...not that I'd know from experience or anything...not trying to TMI anyone...

I hear Myothrnationisaporsche was a puppet too.. mmm censorship..

I think I am really trying to avoid snickering. I really am. :)

If you ever turn into an emo poet, I'm going to smack you with 6 different types of spatulas!

hmm, i might actually enjoy that... :p

well, i do need someone to rub oil on them. care to volunteer?

I would say something witty in reply, but I simply don't have the mental fortitude.

I hear by grant you a certificate good for one(1) witty remark from TSI*.

*Offer not valid on taco nights

No, no, the whip is for teasing and light slapping, not actual pain.

...not that I'd know from experience or anything...not trying to TMI anyone...

This is NS General! There is no such thing as too much information!

EDIT: Woah! 6666 posts!

well, i do need someone to rub oil on them. care to volunteer?
OHOHOH! CAN I REPLY TO THIS???

I'd rather eat a bunny's eye while it's still in the head.. and the bunny is alive.

I would say something witty in reply, but I simply don't have the mental fortitude.

I hear by grant you a certificate good for one(1) witty remark from TSI*.

*Offer not valid on taco nights

aw man, not on taco night?!

OHOHOH! CAN I REPLY TO THIS???

I'd rather eat a bunny's eye while it's still in the head.. and the bunny is alive.

*hands ruffy a bunny*

*turns on video camera*

This is NS General! There is no such thing as too much information!

EDIT: Woah! 6666 posts!
Oh, well in that case, during foreplay, my girlfriend and I like stroking each other with this whip of hers.

...yeah, see, I knew you weren't going to want to read that. HAH. NEVER say there's no such thing as too much information in front of Kyronea!

I think I am really trying to avoid snickering. I really am. :)
Quiet down or I'll turn this car around!

I would say something witty in reply, but I simply don't have the mental fortitude.

I hear by grant you a certificate good for one(1) witty remark from TSI*.

*Offer not valid on taco nights
can we get some tacos atleast?

Oh, well in that case, during foreplay, my girlfriend and I like stroking each other with this whip of hers.

...yeah, see, I knew you weren't going to want to read that. HAH. NEVER say there's no such thing as too much information in front of Kyronea!
psht. thats nothing.

*hopes for more story* ;)

kidding. kinda.

EDIT: Woah! 6666 posts!

*cough*spam*cough*

Oh, well in that case, during foreplay, my girlfriend and I like stroking each other with this whip of hers.

...yeah, see, I knew you weren't going to want to read that. HAH. NEVER say there's no such thing as too much information in front of Kyronea!

Shhhh! The mods have eyes in the proverbial walls...

*inspects proverbial wall with anus*

psht. thats nothing.

*hopes for more story* ;)

kidding. kinda.
...no, Sarkhaan. No sex stories for you!

*hands ruffy a bunny*

*turns on video camera*
*licks lips*

*attacks bunny*

*punches bunny with forehead*

*starts biting*

can we get some tacos atleast?

http://www.taco-casa.com/taco.jpg

...no, Sarkhaan. No sex stories for you!

What about me? It's my thread.

I SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEMAND SEX STORIES!

...no, Sarkhaan. No sex stories for you!
:(

haha...when me and straughn get around to making our thread, I expect you to stop by.

What about me? It's my thread.

I SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEMAND SEX STORIES!
Demand all you want. I'm not providing.

*cough*spam*cough*
*cough*spam (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=480348)*cough*

:(

haha...when me and straughn get around to making our thread, I expect you to stop by.
Wait what?

Quiet down or I'll turn this car around!

I can't help it any longer!

*snickers and snickers and snickers*

http://www.taco-casa.com/taco.jpg

soft tacos are better...

Demand all you want. I'm not providing.

Well then, you leave me no choice.

I, as supreme ruler of this thread, hearby blacklist you. You may no longer post anything but sex stories.

Of course, I have no real power, so its on the honor system.

http://www.taco-casa.com/taco.jpg
Is.. is.. is that JELLO on that taco????

Wait what?
me and Straughn are planning an anecdote thread that has some other elements to it. I want your anecdotes in that thread. yes? yes.

soft tacos are better...

They're free (virtual) Tacos! Don't be bitchy.

Is.. is.. is that JELLO on that taco????
...

Yes. It's a Jello taco. Patent pending.

me and Straughn are planning an anecdote thread that has some other elements to it. I want your anecdotes in that thread. yes? yes.
If I must.

I can't help it any longer!

*snickers and snickers and snickers*

can i have a snickers? i live the caramel and nuget...

soft tacos are better...
Tacos suck. Eat buritos!

Is.. is.. is that JELLO on that taco????

jello on top of tacos!?! Brilliant!!!

I can't help it any longer!

*snickers and snickers and snickers*
Shh! They mussn't know!


Ohhhh porn on HBO!

They're free (virtual) Tacos! Don't be bitchy.

hey, if i want soft tacos, you give me soft tacos!!

Shh! They mussn't know!


Ohhhh porn on HBO!

*wishes campus cable had HBO*

Tacos suck. Eat buritos!

ew...

me and Straughn are planning an anecdote thread that has some other elements to it. I want your anecdotes in that thread. yes? yes.
K-Y's good people. That indeed ought to be interesting.
Perhaps this is a spoiler thread?

BTW, ya might garner a gander at a couple of the other threads on p.1 tonight - Muravyets and Ill Ruffino are rockin' tonight.
Sunday's not too bad a day to keep a good dialogue, apparently.

jello on top of tacos!?! Brilliant!!!
*looks for bottles of beer*

hey, if i want soft tacos, you give me soft tacos!!

Fine then!

NO TACO FOR YOU!

Shh! They mussn't know!


Ohhhh porn on HBO!

gahhh, stupid college cable! i dont have HBO! oh well, i have the internet...

Fine then!

NO TACO FOR YOU!

TSI! YOU TACO NAZI!!! :mad:

Shh! They mussn't know!


Ohhhh porn on HBO!

Hey since I don't have HBO you need to stop talking about porn on it! Make people jealous...

And hard tacos are better for all who wonder.

*wishes campus cable had HBO*
Teh Interweb!
porn is only a click away.


K-Y's good people. That indeed ought to be interesting.
Perhaps this is a spoiler thread?

BTW, ya might garner a gander at a couple of the other threads on p.1 tonight - Muravyets and Ill Ruffino are rockin' tonight.
Sunday's not too bad a day to keep a good dialogue, apparently.
haha...by the way, sorry I haven't gotten back to your TQ yet. I swear I haven't forgotten about it!

eta: I look at it as a bit of advertisement. I don't think everyone has as many special stories as us that are so easy to recall, so might as well get the wheels turning ;)

I'll take a look...not sure how long I'll be on tho...I still have to shower/wash my tattoo. And my roommate just gave me a wet willy.

TSI! YOU TACO NAZI!!! :mad:

http://www.ic-gallery.com/albums/userpics/10783/normal_taconazi.jpg

I'm all done my exams! four GLORIOUS months of summer await!

*does a happy dance*

But it was hell enough while it lasted. Six exams is alot of grief.

(yes, I know you stopped talking about that long ago, but I had to gloat nonetheless.)

I don't have a choice. My friend, who is a football player and jacked out of his mind, has threatened me with death if I give up on it. this is the same guy who calls me his little rat, so yeah.

well its good to have someone to keep you motivated...:p

hey, if i want soft tacos, you give me soft tacos!!
Ew.

I'm all done my exams! four GLORIOUS months of summer await!

*does a happy dance*

But it was hell enough while it lasted. Six exams is alot of grief.

(yes, I know you stopped talking about that long ago, but I had to gloat nonetheless.)

Is it thread jacking if the jack actually gets back on topic?

And hard tacos are better for all who wonder.

negative. soft tacos>hard tocos...

negative. soft tacos>hard tocos...

I smell a poll!

well its good to have someone to keep you motivated...:p
yes, yes. I suppose the ape is good for something...

*Just kidding kid...don't hurt me :(*

I'm all done my exams! four GLORIOUS months of summer await!

*does a happy dance*

But it was hell enough while it lasted. Six exams is alot of grief.

(yes, I know you stopped talking about that long ago, but I had to gloat nonetheless.)


you...suck...uberly...

haha...by the way, sorry I haven't gotten back to your TQ yet. I swear I haven't forgotten about it!No worries. Been busy m'self.

I'll take a look...not sure how long I'll be on tho...I still have to shower/wash my tattoo. And my roommate just gave me a wet willy.That's usually a great predecessor to a shower, IME.

K-Y's good people. That indeed ought to be interesting.
Perhaps this is a spoiler thread?

BTW, ya might garner a gander at a couple of the other threads on p.1 tonight - Muravyets and Ill Ruffino are rockin' tonight.
Sunday's not too bad a day to keep a good dialogue, apparently.
If you are talking about my god thread.. prepare to run. That damn thing wont go away!

I want to start a new one where the poll didn't fuck it up.. :(

Hmm.. mtv2 has good music on..

I smell a poll!

do it!

can i have a snickers? i live the caramel and nuget...

I guess you are desperate enough..,

http://blog.yam.com/dorisgemini/d0a61c8c.jpg

No worries. Been busy m'self.
That's usually a great predecessor to a shower, IME.
haha...sad part is, he didn't want to give it to me...it was my friend in a different state who told him to. I just got a wet willy that crossed through 5 states!:eek:

Hey since I don't have HBO you need to stop talking about porn on it! Make people jealous...

And hard tacos are better for all who wonder.
I changed the channel.. the dog is too young to watch porn.

Ew.

how dareth you "ew" soft tacos!

I changed the channel.. the dog is too young to watch porn.

You're never to young to watch porn!

negative. soft tacos>hard tocos...

But a soft taco is like a burrito. Not a taco at all unless it is in a hard shell!

http://www.lubbockonline.com/images/102401/taco.jpg

http://www.ic-gallery.com/albums/userpics/10783/normal_taconazi.jpg
Hitler eats teh watermellon.

how dareth you "ew" soft tacos!
EW!

You're never to young to watch porn!
But my dog is ;)

I changed the channel.. the dog is too young to watch porn.

Hmmmm. The dog is into humans that way?

But a soft taco is like a burrito. Not a taco at all unless it is in a hard shell!

http://www.lubbockonline.com/images/102401/taco.jpg

*sways pocketwatch back and forth*

you are getting sleepy...very sleepy...

you love soft tacos...yes...soft...soft...soft tacos...

http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/recipe_images/15_Minute_Chicken_Soft_Tacos.jpg

*snaps fingers*

You're never to young to watch porn!
Thats good news.

:( But a soft taco is like a burrito. Not a taco at all unless it is in a hard shell!

http://www.lubbockonline.com/images/102401/taco.jpg
ewwwww no jello... :(

Thats good news.

You don't count.

Hmmmm. The dog is into humans that way?

of course. dogs like to watch. thats why they are always looking from the foot of the bed...

If you are talking about my god thread.. prepare to run. That damn thing wont go away!

I want to start a new one where the poll didn't fuck it up.. :(

Hmm.. mtv2 has good music on..
No no i have no intent of a "god" thread. There's plenty. I just posted on one, actually.
I won't give the idea away though. I think Cutty Sarkhaan was saying something about the 5th.

:(
ewwwww no jello... :(

Perhaps you just can't see it...:eek:

Hmmmm. The dog is into humans that way?
Yes.. He also likes the arctic monkeys.. which is on mtv2.. I find them to be.. dull.

haha...sad part is, he didn't want to give it to me...it was my friend in a different state who told him to. I just got a wet willy that crossed through 5 states!:eek:
What else does he obey from a computer screen?
*diabolical laugh*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/chainsaw.gif

Yes.. He also likes the arctic monkeys.. which is on mtv2.. I find them to be.. dull.

Arctic monkeys=whores

:(
ewwwww no jello... :(

maybe its melted...

*sways pocketwatch back and forth*

you are getting sleepy...very sleepy...

you love soft tacos...yes...soft...soft...soft tacos...

http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/recipe_images/15_Minute_Chicken_Soft_Tacos.jpg

*snaps fingers*

If you are going to try to brainwash me into liking soft tacos at least give a more appetizing one!

http://www.eatattacomaker.com/images/menu_food_items/soft_super_taco.jpg

No no i have no intent of a "god" thread. There's plenty. I just posted on one, actually.
I won't give the idea away though. I think Cutty Sarkhaan was saying something about the 5th.
I have no idea what you are saying.. time to get high.

maybe its melted...
:eek:

noes!!!!

If you are going to try to brainwash me into liking soft tacos at least give a more appetizing one!

http://www.eatattacomaker.com/images/menu_food_items/soft_super_taco.jpg

but...but mine was chicken n' rice!!! everyone likes chicken n' rice!

:eek:

noes!!!!

i blame TSI. its always his fault when teh jello melts...

Perhaps you just can't see it...:eek:
Jello is never left unviewable.

Arctic monkeys=whores

I think you are mistaking them for the slutty tropical penguin.

*nods*

Arctic monkeys=whores
*shrugs*

whore in the good way.. or?

but...but mine was chicken n' rice!!! everyone likes chicken n' rice!
mmmmmm stir fry

*shrugs*

whore in the good way.. or?

Both, Mr. Ruffino...

i blame TSI. its always his fault when teh jello melts...
*shakes fist*

but...but mine was chicken n' rice!!! everyone likes chicken n' rice!

I'm a strict beef guy for taco filling. Only way to have a REAL taco! :)

I'm a strict beef guy for taco filling. Only way to have a REAL taco! :)
Steak man!!

Both, Mr. Ruffino...
:eek: :confused: :rolleyes: :mad:

I think you are mistaking them for the slutty tropical penguin.

*nods*

Good sir, you dare accuse me of confusing my sexual animals?

My HONOR!

I challenge you to a duel! Alarm clocks at dawn!

I'm a strict beef guy for taco filling. Only way to have a REAL taco! :)

pffft, beef. thats for the barbarians...

Steak man!!

indeed, steak is the best. A-1 on a steak taco is de-lish-us...

pffft, beef. thats for the barbarians...

*puts down stolen woman*

What's wrong with being a barbarian?

Ok, I'm going to the bathroom to smoke a bowl.. when I get back.. no more food talk!

indeed, steak is the best. A-1 on a steak taco is de-lish-us...
You have enlightened me! I must go to a Taco joint tommorow.. err later today and try this!

*puts down stolen woman*

What's wrong with being a barbarian?

*stabs*

*steals stolen woman*

I have no idea what you are saying.. time to get high.
I.am.a.bad.influence.on.you.

That's the second time in an hour!

Steak man!!

I'll have steak by itself. Besides if there is meat that heavy then it will be hard to taste the other fillings!

*stabs*

*steals stolen woman*

Nooooo!

Not the woman that wasn't mine! Take my real woman!

I.am.a.bad.influence.on.you.

straughn, your a bad influence on everyone...:p

I'll have steak by itself. Besides if there is meat that heavy then it will be hard to taste the other fillings!

Tis true. A well cooked steak needs no sauce.

pffft, beef. thats for the barbarians...

Barbarian! Beef is what goes into the classic taco! This steak and chicken nonsense is something that is not needed in my taco! My hard taco!

Nooooo!

Not the woman that wasn't mine! Take my real woman!

*steals TSI's real woman*

mwahahahaha! now i have them both!1!!!

Barbarian! Beef is what goes into the classic taco! This steak and chicken nonsense is something that is not needed in my taco! My hard taco!
SOFT DAMN YOU

Tis true. A well cooked steak needs no sauce.

Ah. So you picked the well-done option on that steak thread couple weeks back?

Tis true. A well cooked steak needs no sauce.

all steaks need sauce. its a requirement...

*steals TSI's real woman*

mwahahahaha! now i have them both!1!!!

But I still have your GOLD STAR!

Muahahahahahaha!

Barbarian! Beef is what goes into the classic taco! This steak and chicken nonsense is something that is not needed in my taco! My hard taco!

thats it! its time for an old fashioned HANGIN'!

Ah. So you picked the well-done option on that steak thread couple weeks back?

Well, no. A steak thats cooked...goodlier.

Yeah. Goodlier.

SOFT DAMN YOU

Where is Lunatic Goofballs when you need him? I'm sure he knows that hard is the only way to go!

Where is Lunatic Goofballs when you need him? I'm sure he knows that hard is the only way to go!

He's probably having a (hard) taco right now...

straughn, your a bad influence on everyone...:p
Oh, come on! You can't say you don't learn ... erm, something, when i'm on a thread long enough?
:D

But I still have your GOLD STAR!

Muahahahahahaha!

ohhh, and so my heart breaks in two...

:( my poor golden star... *cries*

thats it! its time for an old fashioned HANGIN'!

*sniffs*

I think not, friend. I think that YOU are the taco heretic so it shall be YOU who will get the short drop with the sudden stop! :D

Well, no. A steak thats cooked...goodlier.

Yeah. Goodlier.

oh please, like Goodlier is even a real word...

ohhh, and so my heart breaks in two...

:( my poor golden star... *cries*

Yessssssss....you poor gold star, now in my dominion.


First step, the gold star, next step, THE WORLD!


Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

No no i have no intent of a "god" thread. There's plenty. I just posted on one, actually.
I won't give the idea away though. I think Cutty Sarkhaan was saying something about the 5th.
it looks like that will have to be pushed to the 6th...my last final is the 5th, so I"m going home that day, but I guess we're doing a dinner for my sisters friend who is graduating, so that will be around 8, and I wont get home untill around midnight...

Oh, come on! You can't say you don't learn ... erm, something, when i'm on a thread long enough?I learn new uses for butterscotch. *nods*

oh please, like Goodlier is even a real word...

It's in my dictionary, See...

*points to "Dictionary of TSIisms"*