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"plant the bomb before i plant you" admin to noob on counter-strike server

2d game similar to Duke Nukem

"Jeeze, take a Valium or something!"

"Oh not again!" in Halo 1 when you stick a plasma grenade onto a grunt.

A little strange because when you stick a plasma grenade on a grunt, they die, so I don't know how they survived the first one.

2d game similar to Duke Nukem

"Jeeze, take a Valium or something!"

Biostorm, or Biohazard, or something. Shit, I know it. The main character was "Snake Logan".

EDIT - Bio Menace. :)
Patches:
The last official patch (1.2.5) (http://www.moo3.at/dl/file.php?id=31)
The Bhruic fan patches (http://bhruic.dyndns.org/patcher/)
The Gerra fan patches (http://members.chello.nl/gbrinkers/codemods.html)

If my own personal mod ("Legacy of the Ancients Mod") would stop crashing Master of Orion III, I'd recommend it (it's designed to rip out most of the game mechanics that cannot be controlled by the player, and would completely change some of race selection and natural diplomatic alliances), but as things stand...
Currently Available Mod
Colt374's Tropical Mod (http://www.moo3.at/mods/link.php?id=145)

And, for the rest of what the remaining MoO3 community has done over ~3 years: http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=285

Thanks heaps. I'll give them a whirl. :)

"...." - Golgo 13

"Oh not again!" in Halo 1 when you stick a plasma grenade onto a grunt.

A little strange because when you stick a plasma grenade on a grunt, they die, so I don't know how they survived the first one.
He didn't. His consciousness was downloaded into a new body grown in a tube with a blank brain.

It is a yes. I just wanted to know if you wanted anything else with it. I can send probably two more with it if you want.
You COULD send me the Civ and Civ II. And some of the old Final Fantasy games. Ooo. If you have any of the Kings Quests those would be greatly appreciated as well.

You COULD send me the Civ and Civ II. And some of the old Final Fantasy games. Ooo. If you have any of the Kings Quests those would be greatly appreciated as well.
Final Fantasy it is. One of them may not work, though I'm not sure which one....

He didn't. His consciousness was downloaded into a new body grown in a tube with a blank brain.

I didn't know that:D

I didn't know that:D
Yep. Learned that from the new Battlestar Galactica series.:D

Zero Wing - All your base are belong to us

Sgt - "We wait for the green light"
Paratrooper - "We wait any longer there won't be a f*cking green light."

-Brothers in Arms, (Chapter 1)

...(\_/)*
--(O.o)--=>
...(> <) This is rabbit. he tried to take over the world, but I put a stop to it.
Ha. But there are so many more Rabbits out there. I have an Ice Rabbit. I've seen an Ifrit and a Cyborg rabbit. And even an Asheley Rabbit. We will conquer all!

Ha. But there are so many more Rabbits out there. I have an Ice Rabbit. I've seen an Ifrit and a Cyborg rabbit. And even an Asheley Rabbit. We will conquer all!

Lightning Bunny owns all Rabbits. Unfortunately, I can't do pictures in the sig, so you all just have to click the link to gaze upon his awesomeness.

From Little Big Adventure 2 (Twinsen's Odyssey):

"Funfrock, I'm going to take you out, and I don't mean for pizza!" - Twinsen.

Oh, the fun. T.O FOREVER!!! :fluffle: :D

I'd have sent them already, but Firefox actually crashed.:eek: Four times, so I gave up for now.

I'd have sent them already, but Firefox actually crashed.:eek: Four times, so I gave up for now.

Ha! Hahaha! HA! Firefox isn't so invincable now! HA!

Ha! Hahaha! HA! Firefox isn't so invincable now! HA!
Yeah, it's vulnerable to Bear attacks. Bearshare killed my fox. :(

From EVE Online (which is an MMO that is everything Freelancer could have been and more):

Me: Why do you want to kill me?
Pirate: It would bring me eternal happiness

"Oh G-d, the bees, the bees!" - unknown victim of Goonfleet (a player corporation)

Agent: Good thing you're here, Nachshon, I wish we had more pilots like you.
Me: Pilots who leave with no warning and drop by a month later looking for cash?

lol, gravedig

A grunt in halo saying something about a food-nipple.

Computer Assisted Biologically Augmented Lifeform(CABAL): A division of Hassan's Elite Guard is closing in on our position. The probability of a favorable outcome can be increased if we are able to fall back to your main base and engage the enemy as we move.
Anton Slavik: Define 'favorable outcome', CABAL.
CABAL(with malice): They all die.
Slavik: That'll do.

"Time Paradox" -After you kill Revolver Ocelot in MGS3 Snakeeater


Not exactly a quote but whenever Revolver Ocelot meows, I always have that "WTF" laugh to respond to it.

"You're at end of road again"

----

"A huge green fierce dragon bars the way" kill dragon

"With what? Your bare hands?"
yes

Congratulations! You have just vanquished a dragon with your bare hands! (Unbelievable, isn't it?)

Half-life has some excellent quotes, especially in the first section with all the scientists wandering around saying funny things.

"They're waiting for you, Freeman, in the Test Chamber". :P

Plus many others.

Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis:
"At least, there's some proof." (The volcanic island tumbles down into the sea). "Then again, maybe not."

the Breath of Fire Games have some, mainly cuz theyre so strange.

After a long monologue from a dolphin:
"For those players that do not speak australien, we have provided a translation of the previous scene."
I like aslo since my dad's from Sydney

"Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!" - Cid, FF7

But my favorite is from Halo 2 (as best as i remember)
Private- Sarge! We intercepted a transmition! It says "Regret, regret, come in regret!" What d'you think it means?
Sarge- Dear humanity,
We regret invading Earth
We regret being alien bastards
And we most certainly regret that your navy JUST BLEW OUR RAGGEDY-FLEET OUTTA SPACE!
Pilots- Hoorah!

"Sticks and stones..."
Jason Denton from Deus Ex
This one-liner was when he uttered a pre-programmed killphrase that forced a killer cyborg to self-destruct

"Dive! Dive! Dive! Hit your burners pilots!"
Cmdr Snipes, Alpha 2 Pilot from Freespace 2

You're flying a 15-m space fighter and a 6 kilometre long juggernaut pops out of subspace heading right for you.

Error message from a text adventure whose name currently escapes me, this appears if you try heading east, west, south or north when free-falling in a certain part of the game:

"Down seems more likely."

the Breath of Fire Games have some, mainly cuz theyre so strange.

After a long monologue from a dolphin:
"For those players that do not speak australien, we have provided a translation of the previous scene."
I like aslo since my dad's from Sydney

YES! BOF3 FTW! Haha. I adore that game. "Well doesn't that just beat all?"

Anyhow, Final Fantasy VIII had some good ones too, with Seifer's "chicken wuss" Selphie's "TRAAAAINS," Squall's "I dreamt I was a moron," and Squall explaining to Seifer in vain that SeeD was about spreading flowers haha.

Error message from a text adventure whose name currently escapes me, this appears if you try heading east, west, south or north when free-falling in a certain part of the game:

"Down seems more likely."

Ahaha!

Anyway, a few of my favorites.

"If you don't make it look easy, why should the other guy be afraid?"
-Mechwarrior 2: Mercenaries

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-The G-Man, Half-Life 2

B.B.: You can't win this one, Max.
Max Payne: Maybe, but I can make damn sure none of you do either.

"Oh yeah, just weave through the missiles. What are you, NUTS?!"
-Alvin 'Chopper', Davenport, Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

"I got your zerg right here, hehehe" *stab through face*
-Starcraft

"Do that again, and you'll pull back a stump."
-Warcraft - Female elf (after repeatedly clicking on her)

"I can see my house from here... I wish I had a Gun."
-Warcraft (Goblin in balloon sentry)

"They don't make abattoirs like this anymore."
- Champions of Norrath - PS2 - (Dark Elf Shadowknight entering dungeon)

"Sunshine, fresh air, warm breeze.... I'm being punished, arn't I?"
- Champions of Norrath - PS2 - (Dark Elf Shadowknight on Tropical Island)

"I wonder if this place needs a spunky, enthusiastic Ranger?"
- Champions of Norrath - PS2 - (High Elf Ranger on Tropical Island)

"Now he gets the Idea that I'm being attacked."
- Bloodrayne (Bloodrayne to player after being hit several times.)

"Enemy Mech Detected, Enemy Mech Activated, Enemy Mech Destroyed"
- MechWarrior: Ghost Bear (After firing the Arrow IV missle into a mass of shut down enemy mechs.)

Error message from a text adventure whose name currently escapes me, this appears if you try heading east, west, south or north when free-falling in a certain part of the game:

"Down seems more likely."

from another text game from oh so long ago...

(Man eating plant blocks the road.)
Me: Piss on plant
Reply: It has arson proof skin.
(???)
Me: Piss on rocks
Reply: that would be arson
Me: Piss on grass
Reply: That would be arson
Me: Piss on road
Reply: you have a nice fire... it goes out.

From "Mafia":

Don Salieri: "In Morellos quarter there is prostitution, extortion, robbery everywhere - and the worst thing is -
Tom: "Drugs!?"
Don Salieri: "No, we don't earn anything where."

The Wormsong:

Many moons have passed since the worms went to war. Onwards and upwards, bigger weapons than before. Boggy B took cover, he shivered on patrol. The arms race crazy, simply way out of control.

Then his friend threw it, the latest device. Boggy B went and got it, against all advice - "What the...?" BOOM! His tail was split, and his energy lost. How many more will this dreaded war cost?

Then came the nuke, and the disease tumbling down. If the bug didn't get to you, you'd probably drown. But the worms battled on, through hunger and pain. Living to fight, just to victor again.

And now it's the curtain call, the final onslaught, no better bullet could you possibly have bought. But spare a thought for Boggy and with it his friend. So fight with their honour, and fight until the end!


Also Hitchhiker's guide

Game: You enter an empty room, with a door on the right
Player: Right
Game: You hit a wall, I lied about the door

Or something similar to that.

In the game Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines (a monster of a name if i ever saw one):

NPC: "so what's your occupation?"

PC playing as Malkavian: "Egg salad sandwich."

NPC: "Really? Do tell me more."

This happens at a dinner party type thing.

In pretty much any Final Fantasy game you'll find someone saying "..."

I always thought the quotes used in the Secret Projects and technological advances in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri were some of the best.

"Oh yeah, just weave through the missiles. What are you, NUTS?!"
-Alvin 'Chopper', Davenport, Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

Dear God he was annoying!

"it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. and i'm all out of gum."

- Duke Nukem (da man!)

I thought that was Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live?

*After crashing*
-Where the hell did you learn to fly?
-Flight school, sir. The same place they taught us not fly blind in hurricane winds.

EDIT: and that was from Aliens vs. Predator 2

"Shadow Thief: No! I don't want to die!
Jon Irenicus: Silence, dog. Your only purpose is to die by my hand. "

"Viconia: I miss the customs of my homeland, like the breaking in of new pleasure slaves. The largest and strongest were the hardest to break, but they were the most rewarding. Sarevok, I find your great size... intriguing.
Sarevok: Were you to break me Viconia, you might find nothing but the chill emptiness of the grave within.
Viconia: That does not repulse me as you might imagine. We drow are ever eager to broaden our... experience.
Sarevok: I orchestrated a war to slaughter thousands. I have felt the cold embrace of death. I have witnessed the horrors of the abyss. But you, Viconia... you scare me.
Viconia: Cowards everywhere I turn! If you find your courage, Sarevok, seek me out. "

"Viconia: He dropped to his knees to beg for mercy, which offered me height advantage as I smashed in his skull with a sledgehammer. "

All from Baldur's Gate II. :)

"Vhailor: When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe."

"Vhailor: Perfection through punishment."

Planescape Torment.

"Nina Williams: I told you, no one who knows my name lives. No one."

Tekken 5.

This one's from Grim Fandango:

Glottis - Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar. Like eagles. Yeah. LIKE EAGLES... ON... POGO STICKS!

Haha ahh yea thats a great Grim Fandango one. Although some of my personal faves were:

Manuel Calavera: Glottis... Glottis... is that a German name?
Glottis: Oh, no. My roots lie not in any Earthly nation's soil. I am an elemental spirit summoned up from the Land of the Dead itself and given one purpose, one skill, one desire... TO DRIVE. Or, to change oil or adjust timing belts if no driving jobs are open.


Hector LeMans: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?
Manuel Calavera: I died.


Membrillo: [describing his work at the morgue] All day long, Manny, I sort through pure sadness. I find evidence, and I piece together stories. But none of my stories end well - they all end here. And the moral of every story is the same: we may have years, we may have hours, but sooner of later, we push up flowers.

OR

Manuel Calavera: [to the coroner, Membrillo] How do you do this job?
Membrillo: Without becoming jaded, you mean? The secret to my happiness, Manuel, is I have the heart of a twelve year old child. I keep it in a jar over here. Would you like to see it?

Mortal Kombat's "FINISH HIM!"

And everything from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

And everything from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Isn't it a little early in the morning to be talking about "gothic architecture"?

Go into Starcraft:Broodwar and build a medic. Then just keep clicking on her to make her cycle through all the normal medic phrases. Eventually, she'll start saying some hilarious stuff. I won't spoil the surprise.

All the Terran units in Starcraft do this, but the Medic is the best.

"How you like that Fraunz!"- The Russians on Call of Duty, when your blowing the hell out of krauts with the T-34.

From Metal Gear Solid.:mp5:
After I shoot a guard then quickly hop into a box.
"Huh? Who shot me?"
"Huh? What's that?"
"Oh, it's just a box."
Guard walks away.
<repeat>
Wassted several hours doing this.

From Metal Gear Solid.:mp5:
After I shoot a guard then quickly hop into a box.
"Huh? Who shot me?"
"Huh? What's that?"
"Oh, it's just a box."
Guard walks away.
<repeat>
Wassted several hours doing this.

First post, a gun smiley... welcome to the forums

Monkey Island II

LeChuck: No Guybrush, I am your brother!
Threepwood: No, thats impossible, no NOOOOO!

And

CBFD

Conker: Eat lead muthabuzza!

"Don't click me, I don't want any trouble!" - guy in a tavern in Baldur's Gate, after you've just killed his mate.

In Neverwinter Nights II, after you have a keep, a band of adventurer's starts taking quests from you (this is after you've caused a great amount of destruction and gained many NPCs).

<Dimwittedbutgoodheartedadventurer>: And then, we helped an old lady get a cat out of a tree! She gave us an apple!

<Sandra>: If it were the Captain here, the cat would be lost, the tree burned down, and the old lady would be joining us.

I remember there being something about strange fluffy creatures known as "bunny rabbits" in Dungeon Keeper. Can't remember exactly what the line was though.

"I will stride through the gates of Hell with your head on a pike!"
"Stride?"
"Roll. Roll through the gates of Hell!"

Murray and Guybrush Threepwood in the third Monkey Island game.

As long as we have opposable thumbs, we will fight you!

After months, all bridges have been reopened. Bone County, Tierra Robada, and Las Venturas County are now linked up with the rest of the state. Locals celebrated by mass outbreaks of xenophobia and inbreeding.

As I say in my book, many are called, but unless you have a good credit rating, go screw yourself, you'll burn in hell.

So remember, to succeed in life, you must eliminate everything in your path, in a blind rage.

Caller: I say spanking kids is the only way to teach them right from wrong.
Lazlow: So you think that teaching kids from an early age that violence is the solution to problems will make them valuable members of our society.
Caller: Exactly!

God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history!

All the Terran units in Starcraft do this, but the Medic is the best.

I love the King of the Hill reference the Firebat says.