NationStates Jolt Archive

Now, computer games aren't known for being paragons of wit. But the dialogue is sometimes clever or funny. So post your favorite lines from a computer/video game, and say what game it is from. Context helps a lot.

I'll start with one from Freelancer
"Sure [I'll do the mission], so long as it doesn't involve getting shot at, held at gunpoint, electrocuted, bombed, jumping through windows, swarmed by strange alien fighters or ambushed by Nomad parasites." - Edison Trent (you)

For the record, all of the above things had previously happened to your character.

SAM I AM - Serious Sam.

That moment in Freelancer was not as amusing as Digital Anvil had hoped.

"Game Over"
:p

"All your base are belong to us"

HK-47: Explanation: Two percent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.

Jolee Bindo: ...Sometimes swirling Force is just swirling Force. It gets all us old Jedis excited at our age so we go 'Oooo, destiny!'

"All your base are belong to us"
Overdone! (But only because I didn't get there first ;) )

"File data has been DESTROYED!" -Some Pokemon game, I believe, on X-Box when a friend tried to access a corrupted file.

"!" ~A Guard

my favorite is not from a computer game but from the classic snes game "bubsy"

"what could POSSIBLY go wrong?"

Duke Nukem -- "Those bastards are gonna pay for shootin' up my ride!"

Dark Sun: Savage Lands (I think)
You: Here's the message
Defiler Officer: There's nothing in your hand!
You: Oh never mind, I'm here to kill you.

I know this is going back a while, but the old Commodore 64 game "Impossible Mission" had great sampled speech for the time (late '80s?). The phrase used was presumably the "bad guy" telling you:

"Stay awhile...Stay FOREVER!" followed by an evil laugh.

I suppose if I heard it now it would sound silly. Ah, those were the days.

Diablo I has some good quotes:

"I can see what you see not.
Vision milky, and eyes rot.
Then you see what cannot be,
Shadows move where light should be!
Out of darkness? Out of mind?
Cast down into the halls of the blind."
-Book of the Blind (duh...)

"I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
-You after killing Zar the Mad

Some of that crazy stuff in MGS2 when Raiden's running around in Arsenal Gear was classic. I was sleep deprived and having been playing for about 5 hours straight the first time around, so to hear the game itself tell me to turn the console off after the mission was a failure was unbelievably freaky.

Other than that,

"Shuddap and drink your GODDAMN TEA!" - Cid Highwind, FF7, emphasis as in game.
"Are you bad enough dudes to rescue the president?" - Erm... Bad Dudes

"The last 'monster sighting' I investigated turn out to be a guy in a chicken suit" -- Parasite Eve II


(I may not have gotten that exactly right. It's been awhile.)

"it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. and i'm all out of gum."

"i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck..."

- Duke Nukem (da man!)

"it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. and i'm all out of gum."

"i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck..."

- Duke Nukem (da man!)


beat me to it, BUT aren't Duke Nukems lines taken from movies or something? I guess if that is so it would still count tho.

Command and Conquors harvester driving dude always made me laugh with "yah?" and "okay" (sounding liek he was from teh Valley)

This video (http://www.mb3.dk/ayiabtu/) has some pretty good lines. :D

This video (http://www.mb3.dk/ayiabtu/) has some pretty good lines. :D

Gotta love the fact that the video portrays Bush as the evil alien invader and Saddam as the wronged party.

"it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. and i'm all out of gum."
- Duke Nukem

Or Rowdy Roddy Piper in John Carpenters much ignored cinematic classic "They Live", which predated Mr Nukem.

And features the worlds most pointless fist fight:-
Rowdy Roddy: "Put on these sunglasses that allow you to see the hidden aliens amongst us"
Big Black guy who looks like Lou Gossett Jr but isn't, i don't think: "No"
RR: "Go on"
BBWLLLGJBI,IDT:"No, you can't make me"

*cue 10 minute back alley brawl*

*Rowdy Roddy wins*

Big Black Guy: "Oh go on then. Cripes! ALIENS!"

Duke Nukem went crap after it went 3d *fond memories of 2d Duke Nukem*

Dear Mario
Please come to the castle, I have baked a cake for you.
Peach.

Worst excuse for a game intro EVER. Conversely, best game EVER.

I was always more than fond of "Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES"

Ah, Minsc and Boo, Baldurs Gates best inhabitants.

"Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 3 kilometers away through an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope" -HK-47

"Remember Great Comrade Stalin's order: not one step backwards! You will have food, water, weapons and plenty of ammunition! What do you suppose the Germans have? Nothing! Their supply lines are stretched too thin! Their dash to the Volga has left them without the means to bring us a proper fight! With our strength in numbers, and our glorious determination, we will strop the facist invaders there- at Stalingrad!" -Call of Duty 1

"In my day, we didn't have no fancy-schmanzy tanks. All we had was two sticks and a rock- and we had to share the rock!" -Sgt Johnson, Halo 2

Command and Conquer Generals

Dr. Thrax
"How do you like my special brew.....it will KILL YOU!"

Tao
"Do you see the GLOW General!? The wonderful glow!"

Tigress
"To warriors meet on a battlefield, who lives? I decide! Ha-ha-ha!"

Worker
"My feet hurt..." "Why does it have to be so far?" "Can I have some new shoes?"

Command and Conquer Red Alert 2 (moon mission)

Cosmonaut gets killed sound, "Ahhh! We need more funding!"

The list goes on. :P

beat me to it, BUT aren't Duke Nukems lines taken from movies or something? I guess if that is so it would still count tho.

i don't know :confused:


ooh have we had "I... WE.... WE ARE HELIOS."



Duke Nukem went crap after it went 3d *fond memories of 2d Duke Nukem*

nooooo! 3d duke nukem had strippers in it... strippers, man!

Gotta love the fact that the video portrays Bush as the evil alien invader and Saddam as the wronged party.
gotta love the rampant militarism...

nooooo! 3d duke nukem had strippers in it... strippers, man!
It's a computer game...? :p

Some of the lines from Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon for the N64 (incidently a really fantastic game) are awesome. They make sense, but they're just hilarious.

Pity I don't remember any.

Bit of a wasted post, really.

Splinter Cell-
"It's probably not my problem..." Guard after seeing his partner fall dead with a bullet through his head and then looking around for all of 5 seconds.

Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge-
"This is Agent Tanya...[insert rambling about her skills/abilities]... even though she's not as skilled as Comrade Boris." Soviet-intel-lady-who's-name-escapes-me
"Yeah, Boris is skilled. 'Ohhh look at me I can call in an airstrike.' Please." Tanya

It's a computer game...? :p
yeah i know, but when i was about 13 (i guess) playing duke nukem 3d for the first time, i was like the omg-best-thing-ever!11!1


Some of the lines from Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon for the N64 (incidently a really fantastic game) are awesome. They make sense, but they're just hilarious.

Pity I don't remember any.

Bit of a wasted post, really.
yah that game rocked too... i don't remeber any lines, just random collections of little "wheep" noises. not sure why.

Sgt Johnson(Halo 2) in a firefight-"Don't make me take off my belt!"

"You get off on annoying people, don't you?"
---Sarah Kerrigan, Starcraft, after you click on her too many times. That line made me feel like a telemarketer.

yeah i know, but when i was about 13 (i guess) playing duke nukem 3d for the first time, i was like the omg-best-thing-ever!11!1
You know, I don't think I've ever actually played Duke Nukem. Don't really think it's my sort of game though...



yah that game rocked too... i don't remeber any lines, just random collections of little "wheep" noises. not sure why.

It was all text dialogue, which I suppose makes it a bit harder to remember. But the plot was gold...some aliens/robots wanting to turn Japan into a giant stage and put on a show, and you had to stop them. Awesome.

Least someone else thinks C&C has great lines!

"Einer Vicht!"-Call of Duty...i like saying that...

(If you don't know what this is...)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasteland_(computer_game)

"Bloodstaff verification fails! Crunch crunch crunch!"

"When you're cool the sun always shines."

"My dog Rex, killed by vigilante Rangers."

"Mmm! This is the taste that made Hobodogs famous!"

"An accordian plays walks up to you and begins playing "The Intruder". He doesn't want money, just practice."

"Four foot tall pears, pleasingly plump, perfectly prepared possibly, to plummet perilously from their precarious perches and pummel any passing pedestrian to a pasty, putrid, pulp."

"As you step next to a pile of laundry... two super ninja coydogs surprise you."

"This is a workbench that looks perfect for fixing all sorts of broken appliances, like toasters!"

"Farmers cheer nearby. Murdering the cute little animals has rescued their major food supply."

"She's beautiful, and she glows."

i'm sure Starcraft had some good ones... *thinks*


ooh! "Gee, Max, I didn't even know the lower lip could stretch completely over the head. Amazing"
a big shiny cookie to anyone who can tell me what game that was from :)
here's more:

Sam: Yes... yes... yes... NO! Really? Well the same to you mack.
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: No, actually it was the commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment.
Max: Does it involve wanton destruction?
Sam: We can only hope.


Sam: "Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?"
Max:"Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there."


Sam: I can now control the speed and direction of the rotating diner via these mounted binoculars!
Max: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.


Sam: I hope you know that watching too much TV is super bad for the eyes.
Dug, the Moleman: Why do all you poorly-focused, squishy blobs say that?


Sam: It's a 1/200,000th scale model of the Ball of Twine.
Max: And it's only 1/200,000th as stupid as the actual ball of twine.
Sam: I bet it's really a soccer ball covered with string.


Sam: Percent sign, ampersand, dollar sign.
Max: And colon, semicolon too!
Psychic: What are you
[bleep]
Psychic: ing doing?
Sam: Swearing in longhand, asterisk-mouth.


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Quest for Glory V, death message:

"friends will cry and maidens weep, our hero's in the grave asleep. The moral's plain, the old refrain, frequently just save the game"

In Warcraft III, the bear druid guy has this one line that for some reason kills me every time. "He wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

The Ork units in Dawn of War have a few good ones, such as "Please, n-no more kicking!" "'Old onta da pin, frow de udder part" and "We dun found us a tank!"

I was always more than fond of "Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES"

Ah, Minsc and Boo, Baldurs Gates best inhabitants.
Hey, I forgot all about Minsc and Boo until you brought them up. Ah, memories. :)

Hey, I forgot all about Minsc and Boo until you brought them up. Ah, memories. :)

Butt-kicking, for goodness! Words to live by.

This one's from Grim Fandango:

Glottis - Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar. Like eagles. Yeah. LIKE EAGLES... ON... POGO STICKS!

beat me to it, BUT aren't Duke Nukems lines taken from movies or something? I guess if that is so it would still count tho.

Command and Conquors harvester driving dude always made me laugh with "yah?" and "okay" (sounding liek he was from teh Valley)

That may be true, but Duke Nukem was the only character in any media to literally act on the threat of "rip off your head and shit down your neck."

Baldur's gate 2

Minsc: Magic is impressive but now Minsc leads. Swords for everyone!


Viconia: Minsc, that tattoo on your face. Does it have tribal significance or did some nursery's fingerpainting class assault you with the blue pastels?

Lilarcor: You know, my last owner always said I was sharp and edgy. He was such an ass.


Minsc: What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there.


Jan: Well, you've got the look of an adventurer about you. I've been one myself, betwixt stints as a turnip salesman that is. Occasionally the markets get down and the formerly self-respecting purveyors of fine veggies are forced to prostitute their abilities in the form of adventuring.


Minsc: I won't cry for the dead! I won't! Well, maybe a little... but I will staunch the tears with righteous fury!



"So why can't this nasty beholder go and get this rod on his own? I'll tell you why. It's likely trapped three ways from Sunday, that's what. Good thing you've got me along, Tanamoril. Smart thinking on your part. You'll go far, you know. Farther, maybe, than cousin Bifflechips... although he was flung by a catapult, so I suppose it doesn't really count." -Jan

"Jan- Minsc! Look out! Behind you!
Minsc- Where? He who sneaks on Minsc loses teeth!
Jan- C'mon Boo! Quickly, come to Jan!
Minsc- Stop it! Boo is not for you, tiny! You'll hurt him!
Jan- He likes me. Gnomes are far cuddlier than oafish humans.
Minsc- No, I know best when talking of Boo. If you could hear his wishes you would agree, but you cannot. The words of Boo are for Minsc alone.
Jan- You can't fault a fellow for trying.
Minsc- I can and will. And another thing; no more sneaking Boo crackers. He is getting rather portly, and the crumbs make for an itchy bedroll."

"Tiax- You have disturbed Tiax the Grand again! Such insolence! Tiax will place a mark of shame upon your forehead! All will know your treachery! (casts)
Tiax- Eh... it would appear that... the great and... mighty Tiax... has shrunk his undergarments... three sizes this day.
Tiax- Excuse... the mighty Tiax... while he catches his... his breath... He will rule... later.
Tiax- When Tiax rules, britches will not ride up so wedge-like."

Fallout

Harold: Mutants. They were everywhere. Seems you couldn't fart without hitting one. They were coming Mostly from the Northwest, though.
Vault Dweller: You farted Northwest?

Fallout 2

"You see, in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig." -Player Character

"I felt a great disturbance... as if a hundred evil bastards on an oil derrick suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced, strange." -Townsfolk

Harold: Funny ideas? Well you mean like skinning you alive with a rusty dull old knife and then grafting your still-warm, wet, glistening, oh-so-soft skin over my crusty rotten gook?
Player Character: Yeah thats exactly what I meant, good call.
Harold: Well you don't have anything to worry about, can't find my knife.

"It's 106 miles to Arroyo, we got a full fusion cell, half a pack of Radaway, it's midnight, and I'm wearing a 50-year old Vault 13 jumpsuit. Let's hit it." -Player Character

No Star Control quotes yet? A travesty. The thread is *frumpy* few are the *happy campers*.

I was so sad to see there were no Minsc quotes on the first page... I mean, obviously, Minsc is one of the best computer characters of all time.

"Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!"

"Minsc will be free! These bonds will not hold my wrath! Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure!"

"I do not like the tone of your voice, Dark Elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love! Boo loves Minsc's face, too! Don't you, Boo?" (I believe that one is in response to the "did a kid attack you with blue fingerpaint" comment.)

I have two that I really thought were funny. One probably isn't exactly what was said in the orgional game however, as it was a dejap fan translation, and not an official translation... even so, it was funny as hell.

Tales of Phantasia (dejap translation), some drunk guy talking about Archie, this half-elf who's spost to be a little hoe, but she was cool, she was like my favorite character in the game, says:
Drunk guy: "I bet she fucks like a tiger!"

The other was the very last scripted line from the story in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas:
Catalina: *Catalina calls up making sex noises and stuff*
CJ: "Catalina? CATALINA?! That you?"
Catalina: *louder faster moaning... * "Oh CJ, its you, sorry, simple mistake, wrong number!" * gets back to business *
CJ: "Catalina! YOU SICK!" *hangs up*

Some people put the Duke Nukem 3D lines up there. I espeically liked the easter egg at the VERY end, like after the credits and all that come up at the atomic logo thing, if you sit there for like 3 minutes straight, all of the sudden you'll hear this girl on there askin Duke if he's comin to bed then you can hear them gettin it on. I always gotta kick outta that one.

Funny how all my favorite quotes have to do with sex.... Hm.

"Sending things to Earth. . . . .
Elephants . . . . Giraffes . . . . Hopes . . . . Dreams . . . . (etc)"


"BA-NA-NA"


"That's a Rabbitman, man."

-The King of all Cosmos
from Katamari Damacy

I remember a great quote from Runescape but I can't remember it. Too bad almost nobody has a Runescape game script or something like that.

The way the guy in C&C red alert would say 'Mission Accomplished.'

*bad guy displays bomb detonator*

"You know what this is?"
"A warrant for your arrest?"

Also from Parasite Eve II

No Star Control quotes yet? A travesty. The thread is *frumpy* few are the *happy campers*.

Goddamn, beaten to it.


Captain: "What are those glowy bits inside of you?"
Sylandro: "OH MY! From your question I infer that you creatures perceive in a different spectral range and can see our... well our, er... well, WE can't see them...Ehhh... Ahem...What I mean to say is...they are...well we use them for...when the male and the female... ahem. Look, I'd prefer you didn't ask about them, okay? (especially not if front of Sullen Plummet... she's shy.)"
Captain: "I don't understand. What are you trying to say?"
Sylandro: "Great. Now you've done it! Just look at Sullen Plummet. You've embarrassed her so badly that she can't even regulate her ballast."
Captain: "Look, I'm sorry I asked about your... glowy bits."
Sylandro: "That's okay. Actually, your explicit questions have put Sullen Plummet in an unusual and intriguing mood. I will explore this change more fully when this conversation is over."

Captain: "Well, goodbye, Slylandro gas bags."
Sylandro: "Goodbye, human fluid sack!"

The other was the very last scripted line from the story in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas:
Catalina: *Catalina calls up making sex noises and stuff*
CJ: "Catalina? CATALINA?! That you?"
Catalina: *louder faster moaning... * "Oh CJ, its you, sorry, simple mistake, wrong number!" * gets back to business *
CJ: "Catalina! YOU SICK!" *hangs up*

LOL

CJ: "What's your problem?"
Catalina: "Nothing. I just hate men."
CJ: "Well give me a break!"
Catalina: "Your break is, you are not on my barbeque being eaten."
CJ: "Well...that's one way of looking at shit, I suppose."

The "Legacy of Kain" games have some excellent lines and they are delivered well. Unfortunately, I don't remember the wording well enough to get the full meaning across. All the others I can think of right now have been mentioned.

"Never fear! Vlad is here!"
"I'm coming over now to kill you, old man. Would it have been so hard to say "Vlad, who I deeply admire and see as my own son, I just want to thank you for all your ceaseless hard work. Would that have killed you? Well, it has."
"Logic told me back-up was on the way. Logic is such a liar"
"I has the overwhelming compulsion to give him back his gun. One bullet at a time."

~ Max Payne two.

If the robot droid could laugh, which it is not programmed to do, it would do so. Your pulseray is only effective against living opponents!

just one of many from the old seira games, God i love those games :D

for more from space quest (http://wiw.org/~jess/quotes.html)

WCIII human helicopter unit when it dies, "they came from...behind"

Idk, always amused me.

Least someone else thinks C&C has great lines!
Same here:

Red Alert:

Extra Crispy! -Tesla Soldier

Allied Ending:
Random Soldier1: Look Sir it's Stalin!
Stravos (Greek General): I don't see anything there.
Random Soldier1: But he's right....
Stravos: I don't think you understood, I don't see anything there.
Random Soldier1: Oh yeah... sorry, it must have been the Wind.
Stravos: Stuffs a Sock in Stalins mouth.
Stravos: Ah Ha! *strikes pose*

---
C&C 1 or Renegade:

CNC Commando was great.

I've got a present for ya!

Corn? When did I eats corn?

Some drunk bloke, after he has spewed, Baldurs Gate.

I was always more than fond of "Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES"

Ah, Minsc and Boo, Baldurs Gates best inhabitants.I always thought Irenicus and Sarevok had the best lines in the BG series.

"I'm sorry that you feel that way, old man!"
-Sarevok

"Must I be interupted at every turn?!"
"Really? But the consequences are so very real!"
-Irenicus

Or his vampiric sister:
"That certainly was "educational"..."

And Imoen was always up for a few good quotes...

"(singing) You fought the law, and the law won." - Nick Kang, True Crime: Streets of LA

Some more Grim Fandango:
Manny: My boss is always giving me these motivational books - "They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows"... stuff like that.

Hector Le Mans: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?
Manny: I died.

Manny: These lockers have a note on them: "Employees: I don't care who's doing it, but please stop using the contained-detonation chamber to crack open walnuts. Thank you."

Manny: GONDOLAS? I KNEW we should have checked this side of the mountain before we walked up.

And now, Day of the Tentacle:
Dr. Fred: I think I've made myself totally clear, Step one: Find Plans, Step two: Save World, Step three: Get out of my house! Let's get cracking!

Bernard: Well, what possible harm could one insane, mutant tentacle do?

Bernard: You have a machine whose sole function is producing toxic waste?!?
Dr. Fred: You can't have a high-tech laboratory like this and NOT spew poisonous filth! All the other mad scientists would laugh!

Laverne: [Inside a whirling time vortex] This must be that Woodstock place Mom and Dad are always talking about!

Deus Ex:
Bob Page: Soon, I will become pure energy. I will burn like the brightest star.
JC Denton: You're gonna burn, all right.

Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a bitch.

UNATCO troop: Don't you know what a philanthropist is?
UNATCO troop 2: Yeah, like Nietzche.

I always thought Irenicus and Sarevok had the best lines in the BG series.

"I'm sorry that you feel that way, old man!"
-Sarevok

"Must I be interupted at every turn?!"
"Really? But the consequences are so very real!"
-Irenicus

Or his vampiric sister:
"That certainly was "educational"..."

And Imoen was always up for a few good quotes...

You're all buffleheaded.

From Deus Ex.

Bad guy: "You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a giant hall of mirrors."
JC: "That makes me one ugly son of a bitch."

From Splinter Cell series (probably don't remember them word to word):

Bad guy: "Are you going to kill me?"
Fisher: "Only if you say 'monkey'."
...
Bad guy: "I told you everything I know!"
Fisher: "And are you gonna say monkey?"
Bad guy: "No!"
Fisher: "Then this conversation is over."

Fisher: "Tell me about your friends."
The terrorist: "Uh, they have guns."
Fisher: "I'm shocked and amazed."

And from one of the best bad guys ever, Irenicus:

"You will suffer! You will all suffer!"

And from one of the best bad guys ever, Irenicus:

"You will suffer! You will all suffer!"Argh! How could I miss that one! But you need to italicize the last "all suffer" to bring it accross right.

And then there was Lilarcor...
My theory is you either hate the thing or love it.
I loved it! :D

I can't believe no one's mentioned the Monkey Island games!

From The Curse of Monkey Island:

Murray: I am Murray, the invincible demonic skull!

Murray: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!
Guybrush Threepwood: Stride?
Murray: All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?

Guybrush Threepwood: How can you see without eyeballs?
Murray: How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer.

(Murray's my favorite character, btw. :) )

What about in Metal Gear Solid 3:

*Snake walks up behind guard, grabs him and holds a knife to his throat*

Snake: Speak!
Guard: *gasping* If you climb trees... there's.... fruit!

:D WTF?

"Attention American Commando. You are surrounded, and there is no chance of escape. Put down your weapons now, and you will be treated with much charity and kindness." - German soldier speaking over loudspeaker to your character James Patterson in a level in Medal Of Honor (PS1).

"It would be better for all of us if we didn't have to stain the interior of this lovely home with your blood." - German speaking over loudspeaker to your character James Patterson as you attempt to rescue a Dutch Resistance Member held prisoner in a Dutch Manor House in Medal Of Honor: Frontline.(PS2)

"Your country has been invaded. What would you do? Surrender? Colloborate? Or Resist?"- Manon Batiste, French Resistance member in the game Medal Of Honor: Underground(PS1)

"Her Arse was so big, that when she fell she cracked the marble!" - German soldier recalling an amusing incident to his comrades in a Dutch Pub in Medal Of Honor: Frontline

"Kill The German! Kill The German! For Your Mother!! FOR RUSSIA!!!! URRAH!"
-Soviet Commisar on a boat of Soviet troops (including you) landing on the bank of Stalingrad, in Call Of Duty: Finest Hour

"I look forward to the day we grind Berlin under the treads of our Tanks."
-Soviet Tank Commander Sergei Badanov, Call Of Duty: Finest Hour

Command and Conquer Generals
Terrorist: "I love a crowd!"

I grin every time.

Hector Le Mans: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?
Manny: I died.
hahaha :p

Kenneth Baker of ArmsTech when he's trying to remember Meryl's codec frequency for Snake

'Oh, just look on the back of the box!'

Terrorist: "I love a crowd!"

I grin every time.If we get into command an conquer, I nominate the German version of Red Alert 2, specially the bomb truck.
"Mein Laster ist beladen" (my truck is loaded) sounded too much like "Mein Laster heißt bin Laden" (my truck is named bin Laden). Cracked me up every time :D

"Shuddap and drink your GODDAMN TEA!" - Cid Highwind, FF7, emphasis as in game.

Man, you butchered a classic. It's "Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!"

If we get into command an conquer, I nominate the German version of Red Alert 2, specially the bomb truck.
"Mein Laster ist beladen" (my truck is loaded) sounded too much like "Mein Laster heißt bin Laden" (my truck is named bin Laden). Cracked me up every time :D

If we're getting into C&C... pretty much anything that Romanov or Yuri say.

Warcraft: "Stop touching me!" is the only one I remember off the top of my head, but there are lots of great lines from classics like the Superhero League of Hoboken, the Hitchhiker's Infocom game, Bureaucracy or Starship Titanic.

Some Night Elf unit in wc3(I forget the name):I'll attract the enemy with my human call, I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!

Funny because it's true.

Giants : Citizen Kabuto

(The Mercs)

"And over here you can see Blind Man's Volcano"

"But there is no volcano here..."

"What do you expect? The poor man was blind!"

I personally laugh at this line every time I get to the cut scene in Halo 2 where the MC gets on High Charity, and appears behind the grunt.

MC - "Boo."

Grunt - "WAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!"

"This here is 66 tons of straight up, HE spewin' DEEvine intervention! If God is love, you can call me Cupid!" Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2.

"Now that... is some lurve." Johnson again, upon giving him a decent weapon.

Warcraft: "Stop touching me!" is the only one I remember off the top of my head, but there are lots of great lines from classics like the Superhero League of Hoboken, the Hitchhiker's Infocom game, Bureaucracy or Starship Titanic.

Hey look! I'm not the only one who's played that game!

Hm... can't think of any specific quotes from that. Been a while since I've played it. Maybe something along the lines:
"How about some chicken and pistachio nuts!" - Semi-demented parrot

I am also of fan of Minsc and Boo:
"Fear no stinking evil! Cover your nose, Boo, we shall leave no crevice untouched!"
"Boo likes parrots. They could wrassel."

Lilarcor is pretty fun too:
"Well, er, since you asked, I would like to register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. Right now. No, don't look; go kill one now. Go find one, and kill it. That's right; kill, now. That would be SO cool."

I just remembered something that I doubt very many people know. Back in the olden days (before that atrocious movie) there was a computer game called "Dinotopia" based on the book of the same name (and its sequel).

I remember learning the dialogues from that game off by heart...

The "Legacy of Kain" games have some excellent lines and they are delivered well. Unfortunately, I don't remember the wording well enough to get the full meaning across. All the others I can think of right now have been mentioned.
I used to think I was the only one who played those games. I've played every single Legacy of Kain game released..

Kain after a door locks behind him: Locked.. what a love of doors these pathetic humans have!

Guard: Surrender, fiend, and we will promise you an easy death!
Kain: I could promise you the same, but it would be a lie!

Man... it's been less than 24 hours since I posted this thread, and we are at 6 pages and counting.

From Neverwinter Nights:
"Here comes halfling death!" - Tomi Undergallows

From RA2:
"Rubber shoes in motion" - Tesla Trooper
"Give me your lunch money!" - Brute
"This may sting a little" - Virus

The way the guy in C&C red alert would say 'Mission Accomplished.'

That makes me happy in a way that I cannot describe.

Anything from Alpha Centauri. i Could play it for hours just to listen to the quotes.

"Richard Baxton piloted his Recon Rover into a fungal vortex and held off four waves of mind worms, saving an entire colony. We immediately purchased his identity manifests and repackaged him into the Recon Rover Rick character with a multi-tiered media campaign: televids, touchbooks, holos, psi-tours-- the works. People need heroes. They don't need to know how he died clawing his eyes out, screaming for mercy. The real story would just hurt sales, and dampen the spirits of our customers."
-Morgan Stellartots Keynote Speech
"Mythology for Profit"

"The popular stereotype of the researcher is that of a skeptic and a pessimist. Nothing could be further from the truth! Scientists must be optimists at heart, in order to block out the incessant chorus of those who say "It cannot be done.""
-Academician Prokhor Zakharov
University Commencement

That makes me happy in a way that I cannot describe.

Me too, but i only ever heard it about twice. Jesus, I sucked at that game...

Me too, but i only ever heard it about twice. Jesus, I sucked at that game...
I beat it when I was seven. Does that make me some kind of C&C god or just really dorky?

I beat it when I was seven. Does that make me some kind of C&C god or just really dorky?

or some really dorky c&c god...

:p

I beat it when I was seven. Does that make me some kind of C&C god or just really dorky?

Well, that would depend on whether or not you used cheats.

Full Throttle:

After clicking KICK and selecting the dumpster (if you kicked it in the right place, a clue would fall out of it) for a swift kick:

"Take that."

All Blizzard strategy games (Warcraft thru WCIII and Starcraft) featured the "annoy" function, which activated comical retorts if you clicked any unit too many times in a row. Especially hilarious was the Starcraft Science Vessel, which featured an impersonation of Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons. Eventually, lab chimps escape....

Bungie Software, before being bought out, produced a 2D-as-3D game for the Mac called Marathon (Marathon 2: Durandal and Marathon: Inifinity as well). That's where Halo gets the dialogue for the soldiers you run into along your way, as well as the things the chittering aliens say:

"They're everywhere!"
"Grenade!"

...and so forth. I just found it cool that Bungie kept its sense of humor after being corporationally engulfed.

The Ratchet & Clank series had some interesting lines in it, including Fizzwidget's constant malaprops.

From Freelancer
(in a German accent) "For every spirit there is a proper place in hell!" - Herr von Claussen

"Okay, you've had fair warning, I'm ex-military!" - a Samura pilot as he engages me. He died 4 seconds later.

Trent: "Who makes off with an entire battleship without being noticed?"
Orillion: "I do."

Dr. Sinclair: "I found that if the computer sounded the syllables in the right order -"
President Jacobi: "Please, for those of us who are simple politicians..."

(in a thick North English accent) "Now listen here. You are not in Rhineland now, yer in my shop. I've already told you that the man yer looking for isn't here, so unless you'd like an education in foreign affairs that you won't soon forget, I suggest you move along!" - Tobias

From Halo 2:
"Oh, I know what the ladies like" - Sgt Johnson
(Then the name of this "scene" appears - "Ladies Like Armor Plating")

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have no fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock - and we had to share the rock! You're one very lucky Marine!"

From Freelancer
The sad thing is, I made little mp3 mixes with audio from that game.

The sad thing is, I made little mp3 mixes with audio from that game.

Sadder still, I was greatly turned on by the Asian chick whose name escapes me. Plus, I played the game for hours on end until I beat it (that phrase has nothing to do with the Asian chick).

The sad thing is, I made little mp3 mixes with audio from that game.

The sad thing is, the game is crap.

Liasia']The sad thing is, the game is crap.

It was really addicting, mainly because I love space.

It was really addicting, mainly because I love space.

Ever played x2? I got to the rhineland-entry part of freelancer and just stopped playing it. I give it the wagging finger of shame.

Liasia']Ever played x2? I got to the rhineland-entry part of freelancer and just stopped playing it. I give it the wagging finger of shame.

Please explain this "x2". You didn't like Rhineland? How can't you like Rhineland?

Liasia']The sad thing is, the game is crap.
You must have no imagination. The whole time I played it, I kept thinking: "If only they could have done this ... ".
Amazing concept. Flawed exection.

Fallout 2

"You see, in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig." -Player Character

"I felt a great disturbance... as if a hundred evil bastards on an oil derrick suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced, strange." -Townsfolk

Harold: Funny ideas? Well you mean like skinning you alive with a rusty dull old knife and then grafting your still-warm, wet, glistening, oh-so-soft skin over my crusty rotten gook?
Player Character: Yeah thats exactly what I meant, good call.
Harold: Well you don't have anything to worry about, can't find my knife.

"It's 106 miles to Arroyo, we got a full fusion cell, half a pack of Radaway, it's midnight, and I'm wearing a 50-year old Vault 13 jumpsuit. Let's hit it." -Player Character
He, I can see where they get their inspiration from. :p

"You see, in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig." -Player Character
>> I believe "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"

"I felt a great disturbance... as if a hundred evil bastards on an oil derrick suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced, strange." -Townsfolk
>>Star Wars

It's 106 miles to Arroyo, we got a full fusion cell, half a pack of Radaway, it's midnight, and I'm wearing a 50-year old Vault 13 jumpsuit. Let's hit it." -Player Character
>>Blues Brothers

You must have no imagination. The whole time I played it, I kept thinking: "If only they could have done this ... ".
Amazing concept. Flawed exection.

Exactly. I got bored with flying backwards and forwards all the time, always a problem in space sims (i don't know if anyone ever played ORB, but that's a cas in point) but i found it real bad in freelancer.

BTW i meant the japanese zone, not rheinland sorry.
X2 is an open-ended space sim. It kicks ass.

The only one i can think of off the top of my head is "AK-47s for everybody" - When you upgrade the mobbs on C&C Generals

PS Sorry if someone got to it first, only read the first 3 pages

I think the game is pretty good. And that "Asian chick" is Jun'ko Zane. Don't call her an Asian chick. I doubt that the word "Asian" is even in her vocabulary.

She was born in Kusari, and later moved to Liberty and joined the Liberty Security Force. And she spends enough time with your character that in reality, they would probably have gotten married at some point. Having similar skill sets (good at flying and shooting), getting chased around the colonies and saving each other's life a bunch of times, not to mention saving the colonies from an alien threat, plus a near-total lack of conflict between the two, equals good conditions for romance.

Oh, and Liasa is right. Rhineland sucks, or at least their ships do. Half the Valkyrie's guns can't shoot forward, the Humpback can't maneuver... no wonder the GMG kicked their butts in the 80 Years' War.

I think the game is pretty good. And that "Asian chick" is Jun'ko Zane. Don't call her an Asian chick. I doubt that the word "Asian" is even in her vocabulary.

*snip*

Oh, and Liasa is right. Rhineland sucks, or at least their ships do. Half the Valkyrie's guns can't shoot forward, the Humpback can't maneuver... no wonder the GMG kicked their butts in the 80 Years' War.

Yes, but all that does'nt compensate for the tedious, shallow gameplay, does it?

I think the game is pretty good. And that "Asian chick" is Jun'ko Zane. Don't call her an Asian chick. I doubt that the word "Asian" is even in her vocabulary.

To me, she is the hot Asian chick from Freelancer. You can never take that away from me.

Is that a challenge? :p

Liasia']Yes, but all that does'nt compensate for the tedious, shallow gameplay, does it?
No, it does not compenstae as some ships should have been faster, the economy could have been dynamic, the player should have been able to start their own organization, certain things should have been destructable, et cetera.

No, it does not compenstae as some ships should have been faster, the economy could have been dynamic, the player should have been able to start their own organization, certain things should have been destructable, et cetera.

i dunno. i probably just need to find some cheats.

Liasia']i dunno. i probably just need to find some cheats.
Only if you are beta testing.

Only if you are beta testing.

I wish. i paid good money for that piece of junk. Ah well, it can go on the shelf with gangsters 2 and my lotr dvds.

In one RPG my friend showed me, there's this priest who, when he finds out that someone did work on a Sunday (or something like that), throws a Bible shuriken-style at that person, bloodily knocking them over, and says:
"This is GOD'S day... bitch."

I see if I can think of some more.

"what do I look like, an orc?"-Artanis, Starcraft brood war

Liasia']I wish. i paid good money for that piece of junk. Ah well, it can go on the shelf with gangsters 2 and my lotr dvds.

You paid for it? No wonder you hated it.

"My inn's as clean as an elven arse" - generic innkeeper in Baldurs Gate.

splinter cell 1 - "Please. I've had a long day. I dont want to make you scream. It gets me titchy.." - Sam Fisher trying to argue with a guy holed up in a toilet cubical.

You must have no imagination. The whole time I played it, I kept thinking: "If only they could have done this ... ".
Amazing concept. Flawed exection.

Freelancer was a watered down and commercial version of Elite, which did the same thing 20 years earlier, but had a dynamic economy, etc. Elite was flawed (the first two games don't have a plotline - and the third is *really* difficult), but much better than Freelancer. You should give it a look and see what I mean.

http://www.eurogamer.net/assets/converted/pics/articles/spacesims/a_med_ffe2.gif

http://www.eliteclub.co.uk/download/

You can download the shareware (full game but 30 day limit) versions of Elite II and III here. Elite I is freeware, and you should be able to find it on google. If you have trouble getting them running, dosbox does it fine.

I just remembered something that I doubt very many people know. Back in the olden days (before that atrocious movie) there was a computer game called "Dinotopia" based on the book of the same name (and its sequel).

I remember learning the dialogues from that game off by heart...

Oooh, there was a game? I really liked the books back when I was a kid.

You can never have enough Minscisms:

"What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there. . .er, what do you have need of heroes for?"

"Jump on my sword while you can, evil! I won't be as gentle!"

I also enjoyed Edwin to some extent:

Edwin: "You have surpassed your lowborn heritage and surged to the vanguard of goonery!"
Hero: "What?"

Hero: "What do you know of my heritage?"
Edwin: *speaking low but audibly to himself* "Given his shabby appearance, it was a pairing of barnyard proportions."

You can never have enough Minscisms:

"What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there. . .er, what do you have need of heroes for?"

"Jump on my sword while you can, evil! I won't be as gentle!"

I also enjoyed Edwin to some extent:

Edwin: "You have surpassed your lowborn heritage and surged to the vanguard of goonery!"
Hero: "What?"

Hero: "What do you know of my heritage?"
Edwin: *speaking low but audibly to himself* "Given his shabby appearance, it was a pairing of barnyard proportions."

I love Edwin, I'd forgotten his sarcasm. :)

I love Edwin, I'd forgotten his sarcasm. :)

The best was when he gets turned into a woman and the guy at the Copper Coronet tries to hit on him...

"At this point, I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe." - Sarah Kerrigan, StarCraft: Brood War

"Power overwhelming" - Protoss Archon, StarCraft (amusing, of course, because this phrase is also a StarCraft single-player cheat code)

"Death to all." - Shevar standard diplomatic message, Ascendancy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascendancy). (Note that this line came from the only Ascendancy race that declared war on everyone. Also note that I made this the motto of my "evil" NS puppet.)

"What can we steal, er, do for you?" - Dubtak standard diplomatic message, Ascendancy. (The Dubtaks weren't known as "unsportsmanlike scientists" in Ascendancy for nothing...)

"Victory is imminent!" - Naboo Steadfast driver, Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds
"Go long on targeting." - same, same
"Weapons weddy." - AT-PT driver, same
(These three lines are memorable because they are spoken in a thick eastern European accent. You'd have to hear them to understand.)

"You don't touch the other elves like that." Aleria from Warcraft II

Clone trooper1: "Oh no! It's Darth Maul!"
Clone trooper2: "What's he gonna do, bleed all over us?"
*Darth Maul rounds corner and cuts a dozen Clones into little pieces (SW: Battlefront II)*

Everything Jolee Bindo says in Knights of the Old Republic
There are also funny exchanges between Bastila Shan and the main character regarding her "feelings" and attraction for him, but I don't remember them well enough....

The best was when he gets turned into a woman and the guy at the Copper Coronet tries to hit on him...

Yes! That was excellent. :p

"I will break you!" (SW: JK: Jedi Academy)

Warlords Battlecry II
"I will feast on souls and darkness!"
"Join my Legions!"
"This world is mine!"

"You could try to kill me. You'd fail, but you could try." (Knights of the Old Republic)

Planescape: Torment has a wealth of good quotes. Some of my favourites:

Nordom: A query, Annah: Is your tail's purpose to indicate your current level of hostility?
Annah: What kind of stupid question is that, you pikin' sod box?!
Nordom: My analysis is correct. Danger! Danger!

Annah: You like me wee tail? I'll wag it at ye!

Dak'kon: Endure. In enduring grow strong.

Nameless One: Has anyone seen a floating sarcastic skull around here?

Morte: Me? I'm le petit Morte.

Nordom: A query, Morte: Do you have a destiny, a purpose?
Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Nordom: Affirmative.
Morte: Then the answer is yes.

Morte: This place is locked up tighter than a chastity belt.

Nordom: I am cube de-cubed.

Nordom: "cutest" is a subjective term. I prefer the designation "fearsome cubic warrior".

In Halo 2 there is one elite, who if you keep swapping weapons with, gets more and more annoyed, saying things like:

"Everyone, i think there might be a G- A - Y elite on the loose"

And in one mission, when you give a soldier a rocket launcher he says

"How'd you know it was my birthday?"

And

"Aww Cheif I thought we were pals..."

When you take it away again

One more from Planescape:

Vhailor: ...Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe.
Nameless One: I see.
Vhailor: No you do not see. Pray you never will.

urrrm...
:headbang:
at the end of spiderman the movie on PS2...spiderman says 'well i guess were done here, go outside and play' i mean, i applaud him for trying, but if its nice enough to play outside and your inside playin video games, your not gonna listen to sum guy in a red suit...i mean...come on

Intalegon, you play Full Throttle?! I haven't met anyone outside my family that's played it! Oh, dang, there are plenty of good ones in there...

Like, ask the truck driver (Emmet) about the roadblocks...
Ben: "I need to get to Coreville."
Emmet: "Yeah, I'm headin' out that way, too, but the pigs are runnin' the sty tonight."
Ben: "How poetic."

Or, Suzi's plan to steal the prize bike in the demolition derby:
Suzi: "Now, the explosives in Ben's car can only be triggered by the explosives in Mo's car."
Ben: "Uhh... question."
Suzi: "Please save your questions until the end. When the cars collide, it'll trigger an ejection system, catapaulting Maureen to safety."
Ben: "Won't people see her ejecting?"
Suzi: "No, they'll all be distracted watching you run around on fire."
Ben: "Yeah, that's another question..."

And who can forget the many things the bartender says in the Kickstand...
Ben: "Is this [the picture] your pitbull?"
Bartender: "Naw, that's my baby picture."

Ben: *looks at picture* "Whoa."
Bartender: "Watch it, that's my sister!"

As for Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic... there's plenty of good ones in there, but since it was such a popular game, I suspect there will be plenty of people to add the good ones.

Intalegon, you play Full Throttle?! I haven't met anyone outside my family that's played it! Oh, dang, there are plenty of good ones in there...

Like, ask the truck driver (Emmet) about the roadblocks...
Ben: "I need to get to Coreville."
Emmet: "Yeah, I'm headin' out that way, too, but the pigs are runnin' the sty tonight."
Ben: "How poetic."

Or, Suzi's plan to steal the prize bike in the demolition derby:
Suzi: "Now, the explosives in Ben's car can only be triggered by the explosives in Mo's car."
Ben: "Uhh... question."
Suzi: "Please save your questions until the end. When the cars collide, it'll trigger an ejection system, catapaulting Maureen to safety."
Ben: "Won't people see her ejecting?"
Suzi: "No, they'll all be distracted watching you run around on fire."
Ben: "Yeah, that's another question..."

And who can forget the many things the bartender says in the Kickstand...
Ben: "Is this [the picture] your pitbull?"
Bartender: "Naw, that's my baby picture."

Ben: *looks at picture* "Whoa."
Bartender: "Watch it, that's my sister!"

As for Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic... there's plenty of good ones in there, but since it was such a popular game, I suspect there will be plenty of people to add the good ones.
I know nothing about Full Throttle except for this one quote:
"Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That's the last sensation I had before I blacked out; that thick smell of asphalt. She said she'd fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I shoulda've known then that things were never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen, I think of two things: Asphalt, and trouble."
It's used as a sample on the b-side of a single by 65daysofstatic.

Ben: You know what might look better on your nose?
Quohog: What?
Ben: [grabs Quohog's nose ring and slams him down on to the bar] THE BAR.

Also from Full Throttle - Ah, the old LucasArts games were filled with legendary quotes...


ooh! "Gee, Max, I didn't even know the lower lip could stretch completely over the head. Amazing"
a big shiny cookie to anyone who can tell me what game that was from :)
here's more:

Sam: Yes... yes... yes... NO! Really? Well the same to you mack.
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: No, actually it was the commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment.
Max: Does it involve wanton destruction?
Sam: We can only hope.

Sam: "Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?"
Max:"Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there."

Sam: I can now control the speed and direction of the rotating diner via these mounted binoculars!
Max: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Sam: I hope you know that watching too much TV is super bad for the eyes.
Dug, the Moleman: Why do all you poorly-focused, squishy blobs say that?

Sam: It's a 1/200,000th scale model of the Ball of Twine.
Max: And it's only 1/200,000th as stupid as the actual ball of twine.
Sam: I bet it's really a soccer ball covered with string.

Sam: Percent sign, ampersand, dollar sign.
Max: And colon, semicolon too!
Psychic: What are you
[bleep]
Psychic: ing doing?
Sam: Swearing in longhand, asterisk-mouth.
Like those, from Sam and Max Hit the Road. (Do I get a cookie now? :D)


*snip*
~ Max Payne two.
Max Payne is cool :cool:

I can't believe no one's mentioned the Monkey Island games!
Captain Blondebeard: Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!
Guybrush Threepwood: Si! He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!
Captain Blondebeard: Well, yer not gettin' me without a fight!


But for the most annoying quote:
Freelancer - "You must be new here" - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! :headbang:

My Spanish may be shoddy, but that first line by Blondebeard was pretty good.

My Spanish may be shoddy, but that first line by Blondebeard was pretty good.

"Mother of God! It's the Devil Chicken!"

"Mother of God! It's the Devil Chicken!"
"Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come back for you!" or something like that...

Intalegon, you play Full Throttle?! I haven't met anyone outside my family that's played it! Oh, dang, there are plenty of good ones in there...

Like, ask the truck driver (Emmet) about the roadblocks...
Ben: "I need to get to Coreville."
Emmet: "Yeah, I'm headin' out that way, too, but the pigs are runnin' the sty tonight."
Ben: "How poetic."

Or, Suzi's plan to steal the prize bike in the demolition derby:
Suzi: "Now, the explosives in Ben's car can only be triggered by the explosives in Mo's car."
Ben: "Uhh... question."
Suzi: "Please save your questions until the end. When the cars collide, it'll trigger an ejection system, catapaulting Maureen to safety."
Ben: "Won't people see her ejecting?"
Suzi: "No, they'll all be distracted watching you run around on fire."
Ben: "Yeah, that's another question..."

And who can forget the many things the bartender says in the Kickstand...
Ben: "Is this [the picture] your pitbull?"
Bartender: "Naw, that's my baby picture."

Ben: *looks at picture* "Whoa."
Bartender: "Watch it, that's my sister!"

As for Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic... there's plenty of good ones in there, but since it was such a popular game, I suspect there will be plenty of people to add the good ones.
It's been a while, but yeah, I played it. Terrific writing in that game.

Planescape: Torment has a wealth of good quotes. Some of my favourites:
...

Yeah, that was a great game. Excellent characters, story, dialogue, and voice-actors.

Morte: Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back...

Nordom: I think therefore I am. I think.

Nameless One: Well I, for one, plan on discovering the secrets of the multiverse by rubbing cottage cheese on my belly and eating vast quantities of fresh-water fish. Mmm... cheese.

(Sexy Voice) For the End of the World Spell press Control, Alt and Delete.
Warcraft III if you click on a witch to much.

Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2. Intro movie

I am not your pet Mr. President. We Romanovs have our legacy to consider.
(As an excuse to invade the US):confused:

[QUOTE=Mirkana](in a thick North English accent) "Now listen here. You are not in Rhineland now, yer in my shop. I've already told you that the man yer looking for isn't here, so unless you'd like an education in foreign affairs that you won't soon forget, I suggest you move along!" - Tobias[QUOTE]

His accent's Welsh, not northern! You can even tell by his name!

Oh and that fit Asian lass was called Juni I think.

From Total Annihilation "duhduhduhduhduhduhduh BLAMMMMO!" = The glorious sound of your commander's D-Gun leisurely rolling into a Krogoth and utterly annihilating it for a mere 400 Energy.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" - Grim Fandango

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!" - FF1

I had others in mind when I started writing, but I can't remember what they are now...

"Can you give me some shoes" worker in C&C General

Before my grandfather's grandfather was born, this was our land. These are our good places; our gods live here--in the trees and the rivers. They watch over us. We are happy. We hunt. We love. We have families, homes, good life. But sometimes we must fight. The Romans disturb the gods. They burn the forests. They take what is ours: wives, children, land. And the Romans talk of how they will help us and protect us. They put us to sleep with golden promises, and when we wake, all we had is gone--stolen! They take our sons and turn them into little Romans. Ha! So we fight to keep what is ours, what must stay ours. There can be no peace, no peace with Romans, men of stone and iron and lies! There can be only war!

Kefka, while walking through a desert: "AHEM! I have SAND on my boots!"

After the castle burrows under the desert to evade invasion:

Kefka: "Son of a submariner! I'll get him for this!"

Kefka: "Son of a submariner! "

That has got to be the greatest curse, ever.

Before my grandfather's grandfather was born, this was our land. These are our good places; our gods live here--in the trees and the rivers. They watch over us. We are happy. We hunt. We love. We have families, homes, good life. But sometimes we must fight. The Romans disturb the gods. They burn the forests. They take what is ours: wives, children, land. And the Romans talk of how they will help us and protect us. They put us to sleep with golden promises, and when we wake, all we had is gone--stolen! They take our sons and turn them into little Romans. Ha! So we fight to keep what is ours, what must stay ours. There can be no peace, no peace with Romans, men of stone and iron and lies! There can be only war!
What game's that from?

"Can you give me some shoes" worker in C&C General"Thankyou for the new shoes!"
-New Shoes upgrade in C&C Generals Zero Hour.

[/Something Duke Nukem said]

What game's that from?
Need 4 Speed III

Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow
Lambert: "We don't know if he [Norman Soth] is CIA or a terrorist"
Sam Fisher: "Those two things aren't mutually exclusive, you know"
:)

"Everything Jolee Bindo says in Knights of the Old Republic
There are also funny exchanges between Bastila Shan and the main character regarding her "feelings" and attraction for him, but I don't remember them well enough....

I tried characters of both genders. Some pretty funny lines b/w female player character and Carth. Stuff like trading flirting and insults.


The original Resident Evil had some good ones, I think.
One was where Barry was giving Jill a lockpick and he said something like "you, the master of unlocking... ".:confused:


"?" - Guard :confused:

In MGS2, if you weren't spotted in a certain section, you would see a guard run up to the railing and go "Ugh! I'm going/about to go in my pants!" and then the sound of water and stream of yellow liquid you must walk through.:eek: Stand under the flow and call the Colonel for even more fun.
In one of the bathrooms, walk up to a urinal and look down at it then call the Colonel.

It turns out that Big Boss could be a bit of a smart-ass and even a joker at times in MGS3.:p
Like if you equip the "naked" (shirtless) camo and call Sigint...:)
Various conversations with Paramedic, especially after capturing/eating certain animals and collecting/eating certain plants/mushrooms add even more comic relief.

And a million other MGS lines.

Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow
Lambert: "We don't know if he [Norman Soth] is CIA or a terrorist"
Sam Fisher: "Those two things aren't mutually exclusive, you know"
:)
:D That's cool.

Resident Evil 4 has some classic cheesy lines.

Luis Sera (under onslaught of enemies): Did you send those invitations?... I told you no more than fifty people!

Ramon Salazar: I've sent my right hand to destroy you.
Leon S. Kennedy: Your right hand comes off?

Osmund Saddler: I know I'll let you have fun with..."it"
Leon S. Kennedy: Can't remember the name huh? A senior moment perhaps?

Anything from a Black Isle Studios game is pure gold.

Note: General Ironside was the USA Boss General from Generals: Zero Hour. Ultimately, he was scrapped by EA, and prepped up by DeeZire in ProGen.

General Ironside: I've got three things to teach you kid: How to lose, how to cry and how to die!

General Ironside: I have the entire United States military backing me, and we've just decided....WE DON'T LIKE YOU!

Anything from a Black Isle Studios game is pure gold.

Not exactly "lines" in the strictest sense of the word, but the tombstone writings in Fallout 2 and Baldur's Gate are excellent. Among them...

"Used no net,
knew no fear,
made a mis-step,
wound up here."

"A bard, of sorts, with skill in rhyme and reason made the words come clear,
He gladly wrote for all to hear and therin lies the rub, my friends.
He set his starts too far from ends, so "less is more" or go unread.
A lesson learned.
Too bad I'm dead."

"Here lies Kelly, an atheist.
All dressed up, and no place to go."

"If cash thou art,
in want of any,
dig four feet deep,
and thou will find a penny."

"He wasn't paranoid. They really were after him."

(In Nashkel cemetary)
"I was Nashkel born,
and Nashkel bred,
and here I lay,
Nashkel dead."

Anything from Katamari Damacy: "the Earth really is full of things"

Need 4 Speed III
:confused: The hell? So what's with all the Roman bashing?

:confused: The hell? So what's with all the Roman bashing?

Italian sports cars come from the same place as Rome, and they are often over-rated. Maybe. It would be tenuous, but possible, I suppose.

Surely we havnt forgotten Warcraft 2?

Human ship after clicking on it too many times: 'stop rocking the boat, your making me seasick... *throws up* (Funny noise)'

Ogre creation: 'im ready... im not ready'

Aliens Versus Predators 2:

"Please tell me that's just a boot."

(5 seconds later)

"Hey look everybody! A boot!"

GTA San Andreas: "Cluckety fuck. How may I help you sir."

What game's that from?

Rome Total War.

More RTW goodness-

"The Greeks could rule the world. Alexander did. He took an army to the far Indus. There was nothing left to conquer. But Alexander is dead. His empire is in ruins. And so we live in evil days. But the world turns. What was may come again. The fates still spin the web of men's lives. Perhaps a new Alexander will take up the sword. Bring order where there is chaos. Remake the world of men to a better plan.
Perhaps..."

"Why don't you drive!" -Demolition truck in RA2

Warcraft II
Goblin Demo men
"we blow things up"

That has got to be the greatest curse, ever.

Kefka is the bomb.

Rome Total War.

More RTW goodness-

"The Greeks could rule the world. Alexander did. He took an army to the far Indus. There was nothing left to conquer. But Alexander is dead. His empire is in ruins. And so we live in evil days. But the world turns. What was may come again. The fates still spin the web of men's lives. Perhaps a new Alexander will take up the sword. Bring order where there is chaos. Remake the world of men to a better plan.
Perhaps..."
Ohh, I haven't played as barbarians yet. Or completed it, for that matter.

Serious Sam: "Ha! I eat resistance for breakfast."

Alric and Sinis, from Myth the Fallen Lords:

"Ah, Sinis! I thought you died when Mazzarin collapsed the shrine of Nyx opon you!"
"Indeed, Alric- and I'll wager you thought you'd seen the last of me!"
"I have seen the last of you."
(Alric unleases a vast hail of destructive magic on Sinis and his followers, before moving in to finish Sinis off with his broadsword)

Teron Gorefiend, from Warcraft 2: through the Dark Portal

"Stop that incessant clicking!"

Aliens Versus Predators 2:

"Please tell me that's just a boot."

(5 seconds later)

"Hey look everybody! A boot!"
LOL I'd forgotten about that! I haven't played that in so long....

Rome Total War.

More RTW goodness-

"The Greeks could rule the world. Alexander did. He took an army to the far Indus. There was nothing left to conquer. But Alexander is dead. His empire is in ruins. And so we live in evil days. But the world turns. What was may come again. The fates still spin the web of men's lives. Perhaps a new Alexander will take up the sword. Bring order where there is chaos. Remake the world of men to a better plan.
Perhaps..."
Still More RTW goodness:

We Brutii are the only true Romans. WE saved Rome. WE drove out the kings. WE MADE the Republic. The family deserve respect. Respect and obedience. We know what is best for Rome: new lands, living space, territories, slaves! I know what must be done. The Greeks...look down their perfumed noses at all Romans, and they hate us. I'm going to give them a reason for hate--when I've crushed them! Roman steel: that's the answer! Roman steel in a Brutii fist! And the othergreat Roman families: the Scipii--trash! They have no respect for proper Roman ways, for US. The Julii prostitute themselves, as if the people mattered. Bah! We Brutii must lead Rome.

Surely we havnt forgotten Warcraft 2?

Human ship after clicking on it too many times: 'stop rocking the boat, your making me seasick... *throws up* (Funny noise)'

Ogre creation: 'im ready... im not ready'
I've got it on Paystation and it doesn't have as many of the sound clips as i would hope.

Liasia']Anything from Alpha Centauri. i Could play it for hours just to listen to the quotes.

"Richard Baxton piloted his Recon Rover into a fungal vortex and held off four waves of mind worms, saving an entire colony. We immediately purchased his identity manifests and repackaged him into the Recon Rover Rick character with a multi-tiered media campaign: televids, touchbooks, holos, psi-tours-- the works. People need heroes. They don't need to know how he died clawing his eyes out, screaming for mercy. The real story would just hurt sales, and dampen the spirits of our customers."
-Morgan Stellartots Keynote Speech
"Mythology for Profit"

"The popular stereotype of the researcher is that of a skeptic and a pessimist. Nothing could be further from the truth! Scientists must be optimists at heart, in order to block out the incessant chorus of those who say "It cannot be done.""
-Academician Prokhor Zakharov
University Commencement


Alpha Centauri rocks for that. playing the game annoys me though. hehe.. civ for is more of a hybrid between alpha centauri and the originaly Civilisation than it is a sequil to civ 3.

anyway. i remember a whole bunch of lines from alpha centauri...
or i normaly do. now they escape me.. gah.. all i remember is the one about fossil fuels, and that wasn't brilliant, and Aki-Zeta-5's line about talking to aliens.

... oh yeah "evil lurks in the data links, as it lurked in the streets of yesteryear, but it was never the streets that were evil" -Sister Mirium Godwinson, But for the Grace of God

and "we are all aware that they sences can be decived, and the eyes fooled. but how can we tell that our sences are not being decived at any one point in time, or even all the time? might i just be a brain floating in a tank somewhere, subject to the will of some insane computer? and if so, is my existance still meaningful?"- 'specimin [number], mission year [date]. terrmination of specimen advised.' << it's an imprefect quote.

"i don't know but i've been told" 'i don't know but i've been told' "deardrie[sp]'s got a network node" 'dedries got a network node'
"likes to press the on off switch" 'likes to press the on off switch'
"dig that crazy gaian witch" 'dig that crazy gaian witch'
"Saprtans, Barricks, MARCH!" 'YES SIR!' << when you build your first network node.


oh, and one that somehow [we STILL don't know how, and can't get rid of it, despite the file no longer existing on this comp at one point] became the sound windows plays when my brother logs out and turns it off:

pleading computer voice: "please don't go, the drones need you. they look up to you" there are more. i just can't remember them well enough.

"Are you sure you pressed the right button?"
"Yes. I pressed Orange. It gave me Lemon-Lime."
"Maybe your hand slipped."
"I do not make mistakes of that kind!"
"The machine would not make a mistake."
"It's the maintenance man! He knows I like Orange!"
"Are you suggesting there's some kind of plot..."
"Yes! They do it on purpose!"

Deus Ex... Great game.

"Don't come! Don't come!" -House of the Dead 2.

“I'm coming...g...g...g...g...g!” -Zone of the Enders

"Don't come! Don't come!" (Yes, another one) -Vampire Night

"Don't come!" (Yes, AGAIN. Someone should tell them about this, really.)
-Time Crisis

“Man...I...I gotta go pee.” (This line is said in a ninja game set in ancient Japan.) -Tenchu: Fatal Shadows

For quotes for the game Castle Shikigami 2, see http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/castleshikigami2/index.html

Here's one of them: http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/castleshikigami2/clip2a.mp3

And another: http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/castleshikigami2/clip2.mp3

Yes, I have a dirty, dirty mind.:D

"Don't come! Don't come!" -House of the Dead 2.

“I'm coming...g...g...g...g...g!” -Zone of the Enders

"Don't come! Don't come!" (Yes, another one) -Vampire Night

"Don't come!" (Yes, AGAIN. Someone should tell them about this, really.)
-Time Crisis

“Man...I...I gotta go pee.” (This line is said in a ninja game set in ancient Japan.) -Tenchu: Fatal Shadows

For quotes for the game Castle Shikigami 2, see http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/castleshikigami2/index.html

Here's one of them: http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/castleshikigami2/clip2a.mp3

And another: http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/castleshikigami2/clip2.mp3

Yes, I have a dirty, dirty mind.:D
Yes, but so does whoever did the translating.

All your base are belong to us.

"You are weak and merciful; Steel your heart lest the disease spread." Vhailor, Planescape Torment

"Men have crossed lava to kiss the face of the dog who has licked this hand" and "Mercy is for the weak...and the dead." Viconia, Baldur's Gate II.

"Time to die," "It was nothing. Goodbye," and "I don't play with amateurs" Nina Williams, Tekken 5

"Im in the box" -MGS3

All your base are belong to us.
That's a classic. Have you been here (http://www.mb3.dk/ayiabtu/)?

"APATHY IS DEATH!"
-Sith psych-holograms, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

"You do what I tell you to. Good. So does my dog. I like my dog. Perhaps someday I should introduce you to each other."
-DI, MechWarrior2

"OOOO! Pretty red!"
"NO, YOU FOOL!"
*Alarms*
-Baddie and henchman, Battle Beasts

"Hey, Chief! You OK? Need me to give you CPR?"
-Cortana to Master Chief John, Halo 2

"It's not a cudgel, you barbarian!"
-Cortana to Master Chief John, Halo

"My size 24 hoof, your ass."
-Level name, Halo 2

"Ladies like grinding plates."
-Level name, Halo 2

"Breaking Stuff to Look Tough."
-Level name, Halo

"Chasing women is like chasing mice, no reward." - Legna, Drakengard 2

Ridley: "Why do you want to fight so much?"
Jack: "Because if I fight and defeat powerful enemies, soon I'll be able to unlock my amazing hidden powers!"
Ridley: "You've read too many comic books, idiot boy."
- Radiata Stories

<snip>

Ah, yeah. More Halo:

"But I Don't Want To Ride The Elevator!"
"Wait, It Gets Worse!"
"Fourth Floor: Tools, Guns, Keys to Super Weapons"
- The Library, Halo 1

"The message just repeats. Regret. Regret. Regret. Any idea what it means?"
"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards! We regret coming to earth! And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
"Ooh-rah!"
- Halo 2

"... And The Horse You Rode In On"
"Light Fuse... Run Away"
- The Maw, Halo 1

"Once More, With Feeling!"
- High Charity, Halo 2 and also Sgt. Stacker

"I hear it is amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flap-jawed space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kiri rock. I need scissors. 61!" - Arsenal gear posing as Colonel Campell Im MGS2

"A winner is you" -Pro Wrestling, for the NES

"I see the President has equipted his daughter with Ballistics too" -Luis Sera, resident evil 4

"Grumble Grumble" The hungry Moblin in the orginal Legend Of Zelda

and who can forget
"Here is a lockpick, it my come in hand if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you" Barry Burton, Resident Evil (PSX)

"I am looking deeper into you mind, your soul. . . You like Castlevania, don't you?" Phsyco Mantis, MGS

I have tons more but im lazy

"Dear Sarge, Kicking alien ass. Wish you were here."
"I heard that!"
-Conversation between ODST #6 and Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2

"Fartknocker!" ~ Beavis

In Beavis and Butthead game for Sega Genesis. Butthead's killing power thing is farting, and Beavis' is burping. So Beavis will just randomly say that to Butthead.

3. Someone set up us the bomb
2. All your base are belong to us
1. Thank you, but your princess is in another castle

"You know you can't take it with you. Heh, but I can."
-Garret, looting a tomb in Thief

*The Punisher kicks in the door*
Mobster: "But... But... But..."
The Punisher: "Add a noun and a verb, and you've got a sentence."

*After frying a convict in an electric chair*
The Punisher: "The last place in New York City where you can still smoke indoors."

From Halo 2, at the end of Cairo Station:
MC: "Sir, permission to leave the station."
Admiral: "For what purpose?"
MC: "To give the Covenant back their bomb."
Admiral: "Granted."

Cortana: "I know what you're thinking. It's crazy."
MC: "Yeah."
Cortana: "Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy."

Cortana: "Just one question: what if you miss?"
MC: "I won't."

*The Punisher kicks in the door*
Mobster: "But... But... But..."
The Punisher: "Add a noun and a verb, and you've got a sentence."
No, you have a clause, and not necessarily a coherent one.

No, you have a clause, and not necessarily a coherent one.

Aw, don't be like that. It sounds cool, so who cares if it's true or not?

Aw, don't be like that. It sounds cool, so who cares if it's true or not?
http://www.mahjqa.com/stuff/grammarnazi.gif

Rome: Total war
More RTW goodness-
Those ones still send shivers down my spine...

"Gauls. I hate gauls. My grandfather hated them too. Even before they put out his eyes.
Did you think I'd be out here on the frontier without good reason? Yes, Rome needs a strong frontier. No, Rome doesn't need unwashed barbarians at her gates. So, that's why I'm here, the leader of the Julii, to bring Roman order to stinking gauls. Revenge? That'd be good to.
This war against the gauls won't last long. And when it's done, I've got plans. This is all about power: Power, in Rome. Going down that road means dealing with all my rivals: The senate, the greeks, those carthaginian elephant-riders, the Scipii and the Brutii families too.
After all, the man who controls Rome, rules the world. And one day, I will be Emperor."

A couple more from The Punisher.

Kingpin: "Bullseye failed me again."
Punisher: "I threw him out the window."
Kingpin: Are you planning the same fate for me?"
Punisher: "You I'd have to roll."

Soap: "It's just like Ulysses fighting that lion in Roman legend: cut off one head, and two more appear!"
Von Richthofen: "Soap, that's Hercules fighting the Hydra, and it's a Greek legend."
Soap: "Yeah, whatever, it's still a good metaphor."
Punisher: "Analogy."

RTW:

"Yes, if you look at Numbers, we are surley doomed."

Hehe.

ALSO

Call of Duty in Stalingrad:

"You must either be very lucky or have a tiny head!"

Ah, but of course - here are some of the best lines in Master of Orion III. Naturally, they can all be found in war declarations...

"I just called to say I hate you."
"We are a piece-loving people. Right now, we would like you in pieces."
"We have determined that our optimum relationship with your race is genocide."
"We like a mixture of pleasure and pain... our pleasure, your pain."
"We have given this much thought, and your annihilation is the logical conclusions."
"It is a good day (for you) to die."
"You may have your choice: death, or destruction."
"I have but one purpose... your complete and utter destruction. And I am VERY good at my job."
"We cherish life. We promise to preserve a few specimens of your species for further analysis."
"In the past few years, I feel we grow quite close. My fellow citizens want to share the experience and meet with you as well! In fact, they are on their way right now."
"Your biologists have expressed the need to sample some of our ecosystem. We decided to give you several billion specimens of our race as a gift. They should arrive shortly."

(Remember, these are war declarations.)

Those ones still send shivers down my spine...

"Gauls. I hate gauls. My grandfather hated them too. Even before they put out his eyes.
Did you think I'd be out here on the frontier without good reason? Yes, Rome needs a strong frontier. No, Rome doesn't need unwashed barbarians at her gates. So, that's why I'm here, the leader of the Julii, to bring Roman order to stinking gauls. Revenge? That'd be good to.
This war against the gauls won't last long. And when it's done, I've got plans. This is all about power: Power, in Rome. Going down that road means dealing with all my rivals: The senate, the greeks, those carthaginian elephant-riders, the Scipii and the Brutii families too.
After all, the man who controls Rome, rules the world. And one day, I will be Emperor."
That one's okay, but I prefer the barbarian one the most, then the Brutii and the Greek. Those three are by far the best.

A couple more from The Punisher.

Kingpin: "Bullseye failed me again."
Punisher: "I threw him out the window."
Kingpin: Are you planning the same fate for me?"
Punisher: "You I'd have to roll."

Soap: "It's just like Ulysses fighting that lion in Roman legend: cut off one head, and two more appear!"
Von Richthofen: "Soap, that's Hercules fighting the Hydra, and it's a Greek legend."
Soap: "Yeah, whatever, it's still a good metaphor."
Punisher: "Analogy."
THOSE are good. Ulysses really was originally a Greek legend, though. The Romans used it to justify their greatness.

RTW:

"Yes, if you look at Numbers, we are surley doomed."

Hehe.

ALSO

Call of Duty in Stalingrad:

"You must either be very lucky or have a tiny head!"
Yeah, I'd forgotten that one from COD. After running the gauntlet of Gerry machine guns the first time, which was incredibly easy, I always had trouble getting through that again. Don't know why, but every time after I dove for cover behind the next obstacle I suddenly died....

Ah, but of course - here are some of the best lines in Master of Orion III. Naturally, they can all be found in war declarations...

"I just called to say I hate you."
"We are a piece-loving people. Right now, we would like you in pieces."
"We have determined that our optimum relationship with your race is genocide."
"We like a mixture of pleasure and pain... our pleasure, your pain."
"We have given this much thought, and your annihilation is the logical conclusions."
"It is a good day (for you) to die."
"You may have your choice: death, or destruction."
"I have but one purpose... your complete and utter destruction. And I am VERY good at my job."
"We cherish life. We promise to preserve a few specimens of your species for further analysis."
"In the past few years, I feel we grow quite close. My fellow citizens want to share the experience and meet with you as well! In fact, they are on their way right now."
"Your biologists have expressed the need to sample some of our ecosystem. We decided to give you several billion specimens of our race as a gift. They should arrive shortly."

(Remember, these are war declarations.)
Rofl. Those are great. But is the game any good?

Rofl. Those are great. But is the game any good?

it doesn't suck..
not sure how good it is or isn't. i never really got the hang of it. i have it, played it a few times... never really got anywhere. which means nothing.

this was my unhelpful post of the day.

thank you.

it doesn't suck..
not sure how good it is or isn't. i never really got the hang of it. i have it, played it a few times... never really got anywhere. which means nothing.

this was my unhelpful post of the day.

thank you.
On the contrary. It was quite helpful. I should download it using BearShare before I consider buying it.:)

WC3 Quotes are the best man...

Tauren: You know what really burns my ass? A flame about this high.

Night Elf Archer: I said a bow string, not a g-... Ugh, nevermind. (They wear g-strings)

Bandit: I don't want fop! I'm a Dapper Dan Man, damnit!

(I'll get more the next time I play.)

WC3 Quotes are the best man...

Tauren: You know what really burns my ass? A flame about this high.

Night Elf Archer: I said a bow string, not a g-... Ugh, nevermind. (They wear g-strings)

Bandit: I don't want fop! I'm a Dapper Dan Man, damnit!

(I'll get more the next time I play.)
I'd have some, but I haven't played it in five years. "Three, sir." Three years.
But I do remember how awesome Illidan is.:cool:

I'd have some, but I haven't played it in five years. "Three, sir." Three years.
But I do remember how awesome Illidan is.:cool:
Speaking of Illidan, here's a few Demon Hunter quotes.

"I called darkness. But he wasn't home. So I left a message instead."

"The blood of my ancestors can only be repaid in blood. Which can only be repaid with even more blood! Which can be repaid with even MORE blood! I went to hell! There was alot of blood! And that blood was on fire! And..."

Speaking of Illidan, here's a few Demon Hunter quotes.

"I called darkness. But he wasn't home. So I left a message instead."

"The blood of my ancestors can only be repaid in blood. Which can only be repaid with even more blood! Which can be repaid with even MORE blood! I went to hell! There was alot of blood! And that blood was on fire! And..."
Roflol I miss that game (*sighs with nostalgia).

Roflol I miss that game (*sighs with nostalgia).
Nostalgia just kills me when I'm reminded of Chrono Trigger or Chrono Cross

Nostalgia just kills me when I'm reminded of Chrono Trigger or Chrono Cross
Yes, I miss Chrono Trigger too. (*opens windows explorer and sifts through folders to SNES roms:) )

From the AI Cortana in Halo:

"My sensors indicate that you should STFU!"

She didn't actually say that, but I wish she had.

Yes, I miss Chrono Trigger too. (*opens windows explorer and sifts through folders to SNES roms:) )
Ooo. Do you actually have it? If you do, I would love for you to upload it to me.

Rofl. Those are great. But is the game any good?

It depends... The original game was saddled with a crapload of bugs and several missing features. Luckily, the community stepped in and finished what the developers couldn't.

Unpatched, unmodded Master of Orion III: Avoid :mad:
Master of Orion III, patched to last official patch: Playable :(
Master of Orion III, patched with official patch and fan patches: Getting there :)
Master of Orion III, patched with official patch and fan patched AND modded to the gills: NOW we're talking! :D

Ooo. Do you actually have it? If you do, I would love for you to upload it to me.
LOL Yes, I have it.

It depends... The original game was saddled with a crapload of bugs and several missing features. Luckily, the community stepped in and finished what the developers couldn't.

Unpatched, unmodded Master of Orion III: Avoid :mad:
Master of Orion III, patched to last official patch: Playable :(
Master of Orion III, patched with official patch and fan patches: Getting there :)
Master of Orion III, patched with official patch and fan patched AND modded to the gills: NOW we're talking! :D
LOL I may never know. BearShare doesn't seem to be able to find it, and I don't like buying things before I know if they're worth buying, especially if it takes a lot to get them to a point worth playing.

Favorite line from Warcraft III, said by the Night-elf Dryad after clicking on her too much: "I'll use my human call to attract the enemy: "I'M SO WASTED! I'M SO WASTED!!" (said in a very blonde, valley-girlish way)

"Acknowledged." Soviet tank in RA1

"For Auir!" Protoss Zealot, StarCraft

"Fear is an Efficient Tool of Management." Ordos Excecutrix, Dune

Favorite line from Warcraft III, said by the Night-elf Dryad after clicking on her too much: "I'll use my human call to attract the enemy: "I'M SO WASTED! I'M SO WASTED!!" (said in a very blonde, valley-girlish way)
Elves are so funny. Did you read mine from Aleria in Warcraft II?
If you click on her too much, she says, "You don't touch the other elves like that."

Warcraft 3
Necromancer: "I fight for Aiur... er... I mean Nerzhul!"

Halo 2
Cortana: It's repeating... Regret, Regret, Regret
Captain Keyes: Any idea what it means?
Sgt Johnson: Sure. 'We regret being alien bastards. We regretcoming to Earth. But we most certainly regret the Corp just blew up our RAGGEDY ASS FLEET!
Pilot/Copilot: OO-RAH!

GalCiv2
Diplomacy (when someone complains of Civ x beating them all the time and asks you for help. stays the same even when you give them a lot of stuff.)
"I'm sorry, but your doomed."

After trade: "I'll never say bad things about your wife/mate again"

Resident Evil 4
the French/Spanish guy: "I see the president has equipped his daughter with excellent ballistics."

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

Grimsdottir: If it's any consolation, I had a bad year that year too.

Sam Fisher: What? You weren't working for the government during the gulf war?

Grimsdottir: No. I was in tenth grade.

Sam Fisher: Oh.....Yuk.

Warcraft 3
Necromancer: "I fight for Aiur... er... I mean Nerzhul!"

Halo 2
Cortana: It's repeating... Regret, Regret, Regret
Captain Keyes: Any idea what it means?
Sgt Johnson: Sure. 'We regret being alien bastards. We regretcoming to Earth. But we most certainly regret the Corp just blew up our RAGGEDY ASS FLEET!
Pilot/Copilot: OO-RAH!

LOL I didn't know that was in WC3. I guess I should have used Necromancers more....
Those military types. They always say something so stupidly applicable it's funny.

LOL I may never know. BearShare doesn't seem to be able to find it, and I don't like buying things before I know if they're worth buying, especially if it takes a lot to get them to a point worth playing.

well, my copy is proibly patched up to the latest official version, or at least isn't the basic version [by the time they get to NZ, this tends to be the case] and it's bug free, so far as i can tell.

well, my copy is proibly patched up to the latest official version, or at least isn't the basic version [by the time they get to NZ, this tends to be the case] and it's bug free, so far as i can tell.
Even so, I prefer first-hand experience. Battlefield Vietnam made me stop trusting game developers to produce a quality gaming product.

You weak kneed bandits don't scare me at all, I'll feed your arse my boot. - response to a request to surrender to bandits in Baldurs Gate.

Surrender now or die in obscurity. - Ramza Belouve, Final Fantasy Tactics.

Surrender now or die in obscurity. - Ramza Belouve, Final Fantasy Tactics.
I played that a little. Great game. Wish I could have finished it.

LOL Yes, I have it.
What's your Yahoo messenger name? Or MSN messenger name? Or AIM name?

What's your Yahoo messenger name? Or MSN messenger name? Or AIM name?
You'll be disappointed to know that I don't use messengers.

You'll be disappointed to know that I don't use messengers.

i am not alone.

(disregard the icon to the left. sometimess other people are paranoid)

i am not alone.

(disregard the icon to the left. sometimess other people are paranoid)
Paranoid, eh?

You'll be disappointed to know that I don't use messengers.
Umm... Skype?

Umm... Skype?
I'm afraid not, but the file is small enough to email as an attachment.

Surely we havnt forgotten Warcraft 2?

Human ship after clicking on it too many times: 'stop rocking the boat, your making me seasick... *throws up* (Funny noise)'

Ogre creation: 'im ready... im not ready'

Actually, it's "We're ready master." "I'm not ready!"

My personnal favorite, from Starcraft, isn't actually a line. It's when you click the little animals until they explode.

"It's like a golden shiny wire of hope." -Barret, FFVII

HK-47 is great...

HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Revan: Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"
Yuka Laka: Err, well... ah...


Additional Voices: There's something out there... it got the other submersible already.
HK-47: Suggestion: Perhaps we could dismember the organic? It would make it easier for transport to the surface.
Additional Voices: Hey! Y-you... you can't rip me to pieces! I'll die!!
HK-47: Amendment: I did forget that. Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized meatbags!

Overdone! (But only because I didn't get there first ;) )

"File data has been DESTROYED!" -Some Pokemon game, I believe, on X-Box when a friend tried to access a corrupted file.
Lol @ Pokemon being on X-Box... ever...

"No! Despair not! I will inspire you by charging blindly on!" Minsc from Baldur's Gate.

Almost invariably, much ass-kicking ensued after the shout of this classic line.

"I dreamt I was a moron..."

-Squall FFVIII

It depends... The original game was saddled with a crapload of bugs and several missing features. Luckily, the community stepped in and finished what the developers couldn't.

Unpatched, unmodded Master of Orion III: Avoid :mad:
Master of Orion III, patched to last official patch: Playable :(
Master of Orion III, patched with official patch and fan patches: Getting there :)
Master of Orion III, patched with official patch and fan patched AND modded to the gills: NOW we're talking! :D

What mods and fan patches do you recommend? I was very disappointed with it. Actually, that's an understatement. It was nothing more than a tedious mess. :(

I had to go back to MOO2...

I just found another one from RTW. From Greek archers, if you select them when they are set to shoot fire:
"Balls of alchemy"
It just made me snigger.

En taro adun executor! - Praetor Fenix.

I will rule this sector or see it burnt to ashes around me! - Arcturus Mengsk.

I just found another one from RTW. From Greek archers, if you select them when they are set to shoot fire:
"Balls of alchemy"
It just made me snigger.
Oh, as the Greeks. I always played as a WINNING faction. Like Germania.:cool:

What mods and fan patches do you recommend? I was very disappointed with it. Actually, that's an understatement. It was nothing more than a tedious mess. :(

I had to go back to MOO2...
Is THAT any good?

Is THAT any good?

Hell yes. It's Civilization in space.

The first one is good too. You can probably find them for download as abandonware somewhere.

Hell yes. It's Civilization in space.

The first one is good too. You can probably find them for download as abandonware somewhere.
Never played Civilization. Nonetheless, I shall check BearShare.
[Edit: You'll never guess what I found.]

Damn, those alien bastards are gonna PAY for shooting up my ride! :mp5: :sniper:


Damn I'm good


^duke nukem 3d




Ludicrious Gibs
^Rise of the Triad

Im guessing this was mentioned...

Please don't go, the drones need you, they look up to you.
^sid meirer's alpha centurai

What mods and fan patches do you recommend? I was very disappointed with it. Actually, that's an understatement. It was nothing more than a tedious mess. :(

I had to go back to MOO2...

MOO3 was a definate downer.
When I broke my install disk, I wasn't sure whether to cry (50 bucks gone) or dance in joy (the micromanaging demon was gone!).

I'm afraid not, but the file is small enough to email as an attachment.
zypher_54@yahoo.com

Send it please.

What mods and fan patches do you recommend? I was very disappointed with it. Actually, that's an understatement. It was nothing more than a tedious mess. :(

I had to go back to MOO2...

Patches:
The last official patch (1.2.5) (http://www.moo3.at/dl/file.php?id=31)
The Bhruic fan patches (http://bhruic.dyndns.org/patcher/)
The Gerra fan patches (http://members.chello.nl/gbrinkers/codemods.html)

If my own personal mod ("Legacy of the Ancients Mod") would stop crashing Master of Orion III, I'd recommend it (it's designed to rip out most of the game mechanics that cannot be controlled by the player, and would completely change some of race selection and natural diplomatic alliances), but as things stand...
Currently Available Mod
Colt374's Tropical Mod (http://www.moo3.at/mods/link.php?id=145)

And, for the rest of what the remaining MoO3 community has done over ~3 years: http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=285

"Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 3 kilometers away through an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope" -HK-47

That's one of my favorite quotes from KOTOR. That and practically everything else HK-47 says.

zypher_54@yahoo.com

Send it please.
Would you like fries with your Chrono Trigger? I've got lots of roms.:)

Patches:
The last official patch (1.2.5) (http://www.moo3.at/dl/file.php?id=31)
The Bhruic fan patches (http://bhruic.dyndns.org/patcher/)
The Gerra fan patches (http://members.chello.nl/gbrinkers/codemods.html)

If my own personal mod ("Legacy of the Ancients Mod") would stop crashing Master of Orion III, I'd recommend it (it's designed to rip out most of the game mechanics that cannot be controlled by the player, and would completely change some of race selection and natural diplomatic alliances), but as things stand...
Currently Available Mod
Colt374's Tropical Mod (http://www.moo3.at/mods/link.php?id=145)

And, for the rest of what the remaining MoO3 community has done over ~3 years: http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=285
But does that make it worth taking hours upon hours to download?

Would you like fries with your Chrono Trigger? I've got lots of roms.:)
Is that a yes or a no on the sending?

Is that a yes or a no on the sending?
It is a yes. I just wanted to know if you wanted anything else with it. I can send probably two more with it if you want.

As the originator of this thread, I declare that things YOU said in games are fair play.

"EAT TEAMWORK!"
- me on EVE Online. I had nearly gotten killed by some drones, so I got a friend to help me. This was my new battlecry.

"No sleeping on the job!" <A rather annoyed Grunt, Halo PC.