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Sorry boys, but I have zero sympathy. Girls have been expected to paint on spandex suits for decades, and it's about damn time you guys caught up.

Yes, but there are a few problems.

One, wearing tight pants can be painful and unfunctional. I have a pair of jeans that is hardly spandex, but nevertheless can make it feel as if my testicles were in a vice-grip. This is especially true if I have to run. So unless you want me clutching my stomach, grimacing, and throwing up in pain all the time, it might be better to let me have my baggy jeans.

Two, most women just don't like seeing bulges. It's treated in my experience the same way a huge goober is.

Three, it's easier to wear tight pants for you in part because your equipment isn't constantly shifting or changing in size. Our equipment is. The last thing I want is to get caught between the underwear and thigh when I'm walking, or for you to have any inkling of just how small it can get in really cold weather.

One gets used to that sort of thing. Sensitivity is reduced.
Wait a minute, if sensitivity is reduced does that mean guys last longer by getting cicrumcised???? :confused:

Having the head of the penis exposed to rubbing against the inside of clothing etc is pretty much nothing compared to exposing the clitoris to that kind of chafing.

At first, but after being exposed to constant irritation it would quickly go so numb that the woman wouldn't even notice the chafing anymore. Same thing happens with circumcised penis, not to mention that the piece of foreskin cut off is "sexually active" tissue, just like the clitoral hood.

The head of an uncircumcised penis is really sensitive too, and occasionally the feeling of it rubbing against clothing uncovered is indeed painful.

Fess up....does yours have a name? Given by you or another person counts.
What a silly concept. My penis is just another part of my body that I control. My hands don't have names either.

Wait a minute, if sensitivity is reduced does that mean guys last longer by getting cicrumcised???? :confused:
Yup.

The head of an uncircumcised penis is really sensitive too, and occasionally the feeling of it rubbing against clothing uncovered is indeed painful.
Yeah that is true, just the other day i was in excrutiating pain cause of this... but it wasnt clothes.

Wait a minute, if sensitivity is reduced does that mean guys last longer by getting cicrumcised???? :confused:

Yes, but because of the reduced feeling circumcised men occasionally find it hard to control their ejaculation. They don't "see it coming" the way intact men do.

Also, foreskin forms a sort of sheath the penis slides inside during intercourse. A cut penis slides against the walls of the vagina, which sometimes means more friction and more discomfort for both parties. In this age of artificial lubricants that isn't really a problem though.

Yes, but because of the reduced feeling circumcised men occasionally find it hard to control their ejaculation. They don't "see it coming" the way intact men do.
Mmm... never happened. Although for others it may be different.

Also, foreskin forms a sort of sheath the penis slides inside during intercourse. A cut penis slides against the walls of the vagina, which sometimes means more friction and more discomfort for both parties. In this age of artificial lubricants that isn't really a problem though.
Really? I guess it depends on the woman's lubrication, but the ones I've found seem to like this extra friction, some even like it a lot.

Yay! Smunkee will be thrilled!

For those who are not circumcised, do you ever think about getting circumcised? Do you think it might be more comfortable or .......um......pleasing to the eye?

No. Really, no.

I speak for the non American or non Jewish male populations of the world.

My penis does not have a name, as I only have one and there is no need for specification.

"Wait a minute, if sensitivity is reduced does that mean guys last longer by getting cicrumcised????"

Yes, this was discussed in the New Scientist. Age does wonders though.

For those who are not circumcised, do you ever think about getting circumcised? Do you think it might be more comfortable or .......um......pleasing to the eye?

Strangely, I've never felt that cutting away pieces of my body, especially from that area, would make me in any way more attractive or comfortable.

Are briefs really that uncomfortable? My fiance seems to prefer them, although he's recently started wearing boxer briefs and says their comfortable, but he thinks he'll be too hot in them if he wears them during the summer.
it isn't so much that they are uncomfortable. Just seems that most guys (myself included) prefer a bit more coverage, and a bit less support.

as for if I know where mine is at all times, I do, but only because I always dress left. It isn't like I always feel it unless something happens to make me aware of it, or I have an itch.

However, for the purpose of science, I will consider dressing right for the day and see if it is any different.

Whats the worst incident you've ever been involved in regarding said twig and berries?

And it doesnt just have to be an accident/injury....could be an embarrassing moment too.

I once got my manhood stuck in my zipper(i was like 6 or something) it was very tramatizing...

I've thought about it and I don't want to deal with it. When I get to the point that I've whipped it out, it's going in regardless of what it looks like. I've never had a woman refuse sex because I'm uncircumcised. Since it doesn't stop me from getting laid it's not worth it to get it cut.
:eek:

"Sex Type Thing" from Stone Temple Pilots, anyone? ;)

Tuck it up where, exactly?
Free Waterfall Sr.: Good way to avoid frostbite, folks. Put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.
Leela: Uh, I think I'll go check on Bender.
Free Waterfall Sr.: Watch that he doesn't pick your pocket.

:D

Free Waterfall Sr.: Good way to avoid frostbite, folks. Put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.
Leela: Uh, I think I'll go check on Bender.
Free Waterfall Sr.: Watch that he doesn't pick your pocket.

:D
haha...me and my ex just discussed the idea of "nature's pocket" for the last hour...I think I scared her new boy

haha...me and my ex just discussed the idea of "nature's pocket" for the last hour...I think I scared her new boy
:eek:
"The sun shall set without thine assistance." ....
or something to that effect. Oh well, all's well that ends well. ;)

Of course I have a name for my penis. I don't want a stranger making most of my decisions.

I have however had many women tell me how unpleasing a penis looks.
Yes, Bottle, does this not count as making men feel worse about their bodies? Or does it not count because men's emotions are "not as real as" women's?

Just a quick point to make - some advice as 'twere - going back a cupla pages.

How to conceal an erection:

The most effective method (trust me on this) is to tuck it under the waistband of your trousers. You don't need much give in the waist, since it'll push the stomach in rather than the trousers out, and provided you don't tense your stomach its very comfortable. The best part though, is that it can be done with incredible ease - reach down, then back up bringing it with you. In fact, with practice you don't even need to reach inside - it can all be done externally. And theres all kinds of excuses that can be made if caught - rearranging boxers for example. Slightly less embarrassing.

i find any underwear that is supportive tends to be more uncomfortable than loose boxers cuz its restrictive, reqires more frequent adjustment and adjustment is more awkward. having said that - with loose boxers you run the risk of sitting on your balls which is fucking painful :eek:. done that a few times - especially bad if you sit down hard on an unpadded chair.

How to conceal an erection.

That's really useful but what if your clothes (swimwear, cycling shorts etc. or lack of) makes it very hard to conceal? Generally sinking into the ground doesn't work.:D

I've liked boxer briefs for years now. I wear them most of the year, except for the times in the summer when I often dont wear any underwear-shorts or bathing suit only..

Boxers are nass-T. They're like wearing an undershirt instead of a bra. Ew.

Boxers are nass-T. They're like wearing an undershirt instead of a bra. Ew.

I almost always wear 'undershirts' (well, T-shirts), instead of a bra...

I almost always wear 'undershirts' (well, T-shirts), instead of a bra...

You're (I assume) a college student, though. That's just how you people roll. And if you're not...imagine your breasts were hanging 4-5 inches off your chest as opposed to being spherical. Then would you be so reluctant to get some support?

Yes Graves, tell us all about your breasts. :D

Yes Graves, tell us all about your breasts. :D

Teehee.

Teehee.

Hey don't mock... it's my hedonistic, Bohemian student RIGHT to discuss my breasts.... ;)

Hey don't mock... it's my hedonistic, Bohemian student RIGHT to discuss my breasts.... ;)
Do you have names for them? Like LOVE and HATE tattoed across them?

That's really useful but what if your clothes (swimwear, cycling shorts etc. or lack of) makes it very hard to conceal? Generally sinking into the grown doesn't work.:D

Well for swimwear, if we're talking shorts then it still works (just make sure he's not peeping). However if it's speedos, then get your arse in the water, it'll make it much more difficult to make it out, or failing that tuck it off to one side, or hold it between your thighs if possible.

For cycling shorts... well, I don't wear them myself, so this advice may be flawed, but get on your bike - when you're sitting down it's a lot easier to conceal, or get a jacket/top that can be pulled down far enough to conceal the bulge (still tucking it up obviously - less of a bulge to conceal).

Failing absolutely everything, be very jocular about the whole situation, and make size-related jokes (either demeaning or arrogant, but always remember - if you put yourself down then if anyone else tries it falls on its arse, so you're fine:D)

Hey don't mock... it's my hedonistic, Bohemian student RIGHT to discuss my breasts.... ;)

are they nice and spherical?

Personally I think the main plus boxer briefs have over boxers is that they provide enough support that you don't have your wedding tackle chaffing against your leg while your walking.

Getting a Cricket Ball in the Groin is always fun.

@Mooseica: Top stuff! Thanks a lot.