NationStates Jolt Archive

So it seems that the urinal thread has turned towards the penis and its many wonders, and moreover, the questions our female contemporaries have about them.

To give all of you women a chance to ask your questions, I think a new independent thread is in order.

Feel free to ask whatever you want. I'm sure the men on this thread will be happy to answer them. Please remember to keep the questions and answers PG-13.
Oh, and lets go for some maturity too, if possible (yes, I know, this is NSGen) Remember, if a girl understands it better, she'll know what to do to make it feel better.:fluffle:

edit 2: The thread has been changed slightly to include mens questions to women as well...saves us from a copycat thread

I think "You've Got Male Genetalia" would be a much snazzier thread title.

Yay! Smunkee will be thrilled!

For those who are not circumcised, do you ever think about getting circumcised? Do you think it might be more comfortable or .......um......pleasing to the eye?

Yay! Smunkee will be thrilled!

For those who are not circumcised, do you ever think about getting circumcised? Do you think it might be more comfortable or .......um......pleasing to the eye?
No, and no, and no.

EDIT: After a little more thought, I have discovered that I think it would be less comfortable circumicised.

Yay! Smunkee will be thrilled!

For those who are not circumcised, do you ever think about getting circumcised? Do you think it might be more comfortable or .......um......pleasing to the eye?
...or the aesthetic/olfactory response? *smegma* :eek:

Whats the most comfortable kind of pants? Jeans, khaki's, jogging pants,etc?

...or the aesthetic/olfactory response? *smegma* :eek:


Hooray, Straughn is here for the penis thread!

Whats the most comfortable kind of pants? Jeans, khaki's, jogging pants,etc?
Sweats/jogging pants for reasons related, many others. *nods emphatically*

Whats the most comfortable kind of pants? Jeans, khaki's, jogging pants,etc?
gym shorts, hands down.
Beyond that, if you're wearing underwear, they're all pretty similar. I prefer a bit baggier with boxers...give a little room to...um..."breathe" so to speak

Hooray, Straughn is here for the penis thread!
Miss out on you and Cutty Sark? No way. You two make me laugh a lot. And not derisively, either.

gym shorts, hands down.
Beyond that, if you're wearing underwear, they're all pretty similar. I prefer a bit baggier with boxers...give a little room to...um..."breathe" so to speak
Seconded.

Hooray, Straughn is here for the penis thread!
yay! And for once, I think even WE won't be able to completely hijack the thread!

wait...is that a good thing?:confused:

and what about types of underwear as far as comfort goes? are some too loose, too tight?




i personally think boxer briefs are the most attractive kind of underwear for men.

Whats the most comfortable kind of pants? Jeans, khaki's, jogging pants,etc?
As long as the pant is not tighter than the underwear, the type of underwear is what you should focus on.

Miss out on you and Cutty Sark? No way. You two make me laugh a lot. And not derisively, either.


Haha! another nick name......I'll have a shot of that bartender.;)

Sweats/jogging pants for reasons related, many others. *nods emphatically*
I disagree, jeans all the way. Protective, able to go just about anywhere, and easily removeable.

Also, for some reason, ladies like guys in jeans. ;)

and what about types of underwear as far as comfort goes? are some too loose, too tight?




i personally think boxer briefs are the most attractive kind of underwear for men.
I'm a boxer man myself most of the time.

The boxer briefs come out when I'm gonna be running or anything along those lines. A bit more support makes Sarkhaan a much happier runner *nods*

Whats the most comfortable kind of pants? Jeans, khaki's, jogging pants,etc?
As long as the pant is not tighter than the underwear, the type of underwear is what you should focus on.

and what about types of underwear as far as comfort goes? are some too loose, too tight?




i personally think boxer briefs are the most attractive kind of underwear for men.
Looser=Better.

Although, if it can't stay up on its own, you may want to consider getting a smaller size.

Haha! another nick name......I'll have a shot of that bartender.;)
ahaha...well, I do make a "sex with the bartender" for my more special customers...

aaaaaaaand [/hijack]

haha

I disagree, jeans all the way. Protective, able to go just about anywhere, and easily removeable.

Also, for some reason, ladies like guys in jeans. ;)


I agree with that NERV. Jeans rock. I guess thats same for us gals too.


*sings* Baby's got her blue jeans on.......

and what about types of underwear as far as comfort goes? are some too loose, too tight?
Boxer briefs for me, the best of both worlds.

and what about types of underwear as far as comfort goes? are some too loose, too tight?




i personally think boxer briefs are the most attractive kind of underwear for men.
Boxers for every day use, but like bras (I imagine) there are use issues. If I'm runnin' around a lot on a warm day, loose can become an issue. In those instances I'd like something holding things in place, so to speak.

ahaha...well, I do make a "sex with the bartender" for my more special customers...

aaaaaaaand [/hijack]

haha

"I'll have a JEW in the sack please....and a Long John Straughn chaser."

yay! And for once, I think even WE won't be able to completely hijack the thread!

wait...is that a good thing?:confused:
Actually i will be ... again ... intermittant, since Verdigroth is coming in town tonight, and he has two different ETAs. He's in town for a quickie (and not w/me, either, for those of y'all who are wondering).
I might not try to 'jack it. I might, i guess if the opportunity arises .... ;)

Boxer briefs for me, the best of both worlds.
I find they are the worst of both worlds.

I agree with that NERV. Jeans rock. I guess thats same for us gals too.


*sings* Baby's got her blue jeans on.......
Well, I think we all have that pair of "I'm gonna get me some booty" pants, which are a pair of Khakies for me...but as far as when I'm just laying around watching the game with my roommates or generally being lazy...gym shorts. no question. Sometimes freeball if I'm really just being lazy.

I disagree, jeans all the way. Protective, able to go just about anywhere, and easily removeable.

Also, for some reason, ladies like guys in jeans. ;)
Ow! No, no, no .... seam friction! Argh! :eek:

I find they are the worst of both worlds.
Really? Why?

Whats the worst incident you've ever been involved in regarding said twig and berries?

And it doesnt just have to be an accident/injury....could be an embarrassing moment too.

"I'll have a JEW in the sack please....and a Long John Straughn chaser."
WooT!
Shaken, not stirred. *nods*

Really? Why?
They are tight on your...erm...male genetalia, like briefs.

They have "legs" like boxers, which limit flexibility (although not as much as they do in regular boxers).

Boxers for every day use, but like bras (I imagine) there are use issues. If I'm runnin' around a lot on a warm day, loose can become an issue. In those instances I'd like something holding things in place, so to speak.
better sweat absorbtion too *nods*

"I'll have a JEW in the sack please....and a Long John Straughn chaser."aaaaaaahahaha

Actually i will be ... again ... intermittant, since Verdigroth is coming in town tonight, and he has two different ETAs. He's in town for a quickie (and not w/me, either, for those of y'all who are wondering).
I might not try to 'jack it. I might, i guess if the opportunity arises ....so...much...innuendo....must...resist...

anyway, with me, you and peech, I'm sure the oportunity my...ahem...arise...ahem.
although, something tells me the thread itself should prove amusing enough without or aid.

Whats the worst incident you've ever been involved in regarding said twig and berries?

And it doesnt just have to be an accident/injury....could be an embarrassing moment too.
there is the always classic "caught in the zipper"...that is never fun.
And habanero pepper juice on the hands followed closely by urination. It burns. And not in that plesant way, nor in that "I have an STD" kinda way. This is a burn of it's own class.

Whats the worst incident you've ever been involved in regarding said twig and berries?

And it doesnt just have to be an accident/injury....could be an embarrassing moment too.
Playing soccer. I was a half-back, trying to stop a shot that I thought I was going to have to jump in order catch in the chest. I, uh, didn't need to jump, at least not that high. I came down face first.

Or the moment my girlfriend found out that when not 'in use' it doesn't stay the same size. No matter what the circumstance, it's not something you want to hear your girlfriend say.

better sweat absorbtion too *nods*

aaaaaaahahaha

so...much...innuendo....must...resist...

anyway, with me, you and peech, I'm sure the oportunity my...ahem...arise...ahem.
although, something tells me the thread itself should prove amusing enough without or aid.
Ah well, that's why i italicized it. Hey, what does that font/script type have to do with Italy, anyway?

BTW, frank'n'zipper : 2.
Ouch and ouch again. Little bit o'blood.

Ah well, that's why i italicized it. Hey, what does that font/script type have to do with Italy, anyway?

BTW, frank'n'zipper : 2.
Ouch and ouch again. Little bit o'blood.
no clue. Maybe because everything in Italy is crooked? (leaning tower of pisa perhaps?)

And I am definatly co-opting "frank'n'zipper"

I did it twice. Once drunk, once just really friggin tired. Go figure, the time I'm really tired is the one that draws blood.:(

got another one I just remembered. So I had to put icy hot on a friends back, and later had an itch. Then jumped in the pool. For those who don't know, icy hot is activated by water.

Or the moment my girlfriend found out that when not 'in use' it doesn't stay the same size. No matter what the circumstance, it's not something you want to hear your girlfriend say.
Isn't that when you get out the fishing weights and a strand of *thick* yarn, and show her your malleability?
If nothing else might as well get a snicker or two. Not the thin/floss style either, unless that's your fashion.

Fess up....does yours have a name? Given by you or another person counts.

nor in that "I have an STD" kinda way.
How exactly do you know that?:p

Whats the worst incident you've ever been involved in regarding said twig and berries?

And it doesnt just have to be an accident/injury....could be an embarrassing moment too.
Playing baseball as pitcher (little league so there was a pitching machine) and the batter managed to connect really well for a drive that came in down low and, well, I took one for the team.

I also managed to make the toss to first before I fell over and had to be walked off the field.

Fess up....does yours have a name? Given by you or another person counts.
Names, uh, aren't my strong suit...

Fess up....does yours have a name? Given by you or another person counts.
stanley. given by an ex, but appearently an ex who talked to a few girlfriends who came after her and told them the story...

How exactly do you know that?haha...um...I've heard...stories. Yeah, that's it. Stories.

actually, I can honestly say I've never had an STD. So there.

Fess up....does yours have a name? Given by you or another person counts.
Not me. I'm very self-neglectful in that fashion.
Could've been the negative reinforcement when i was growing up ... ;)

I have an ex, however, who was talking about someone she knew who nick'd her lovers' fishin' tackle as "Snerky". Strange coinky, doncha think?



I'm gonna go check on Verdigroth. I'll be back.
I suspect this'll be a popular thread.

Fess up....does yours have a name? Given by you or another person counts.
Nope, not unless my fiancee has decided on something and hasn't told me about it.

Not me. I'm very self-neglectful in that fashion.
Could've been the negative reinforcement when i was growing up ... ;)

I have an ex, however, who was talking about someone she knew who nick'd her lovers' fishin' tackle as "Snerky". Strange coinky, doncha think?



I'm gonna go check on Verdigroth. I'll be back.
I suspect this'll be a popular thread.
where is Eut's trout smack when I need it?;)

Names, uh, aren't my strong suit...


touche';)

ok...it's been my experience that women really dont have any issues about walking around naked in front of each other. Whenever girlfriends are together-say getting ready to go out -we have no prob walking around all over the place with not a stitch of clothing on. We think nothing of it.

Is that a forbidden thing with you men? Is it just "not ok dude." ?

Alright for the name question;

It's currently named 'Junior' thanks to a friend of mine who has a fascination with naming male's penises. Although an ex of mine had it named Alex, but I'm proud to be rid of that as tis an ex's name for it.

As for the accident/injury question.

Uh....I've had it caught in teh zipper before. Not so fun at all....

ok...it's been my experience that women really dont have any issues about walking around naked in front of each other. Whenever girlfriends are together-say getting ready to go out -we have no prob walking around all over the place with not a stitch of clothing on. We think nothing of it.

Is that a forbidden thing with you men? Is it just "not ok dude." ?
*reads this, re-reads this* You do realize you just gave Fass a wonderful present, don't you?

And honestly, I think it depends on both the situation, the company, and the culture. As of late I find that I am no longer aware of being naked with other guys when I visit the hot springs around here.

ok...it's been my experience that women really dont have any issues about walking around naked in front of each other. Whenever girlfriends are together-say getting ready to go out -we have no prob walking around all over the place with not a stitch of clothing on. We think nothing of it.

Is that a forbidden thing with you men? Is it just "not ok dude." ?
I have never seen one of my friends just walking around nude (I've walked in on a few, and seen ones homemade porn [his gf was there too]) I guess it isn't really forbidden, but I'd say it is strongly frowned upon...

that said, I have no problem with people seeing me naked...I just cover up in the company of others for those who aren't so comfortable.

It depends how comfortbale you are with each other. There is definitly a "no-touching" rule if it is ever neccessary. This sort of behaviour is most prevalent in locker rooms. Although in public lockerrooms like at the swimming pool it seems that only the guys that are old and wrinkly feel the need to expose themself.

*reads this, re-reads this* You do realize you just gave Fass a wonderful present, don't you?

And honestly, I think it depends on both the situation, the company, and the culture. As of late I find that I am no longer aware of being naked with other guys when I visit the hot springs around here.


I'd have thought my statement would have made Fass go "eww". lol

I'd have thought my statement would have made Fass go "eww". lol
The first part, yes, the second now... ;)

Playing baseball as pitcher (little league so there was a pitching machine) and the matter managed to connect really well for a drive that came in down low and, well, I took one for the team.

I also managed to make the toss to first before I fell over and had to be walked off the field.
You managed to get the out! That's beautiful. I guess it might be of interest that after getting hit in the sack, it doesn't actually start hurting for about two or three seconds.

You managed to get the out! That's beautiful. I guess it might be of interest that after getting hit in the sack, it doesn't actually start hurting for about two or three seconds.
oh yeah. Theres that second of realization when you know whats coming, and just look at your friends for sympathy. Usually the last thought before "ouch" is "oh you bastards are all laughing. Just you wait"

You managed to get the out! That's beautiful. I guess it might be of interest that after getting hit in the sack, it doesn't actually start hurting for about two or three seconds.
Yup. I think it may have been due to that the batter saw where he had hit the ball and had stopped in shock (and the wince reflex all guys have).

That and I think my brain was in denile about what had just happened.

ok...it's been my experience that women really dont have any issues about walking around naked in front of each other. Whenever girlfriends are together-say getting ready to go out -we have no prob walking around all over the place with not a stitch of clothing on. We think nothing of it.

Is that a forbidden thing with you men? Is it just "not ok dude." ?
Generally speaking, not cool. But it might depend on the amount of sports played in high school. I was only on swim team, so I didn't have to spend a lot of time around naked dudes (whole lotta speedos, though...) so I never really got all that comfortable with it. I generally don't spend that much time naked alone, I take my clothes with me into the bathroom when I shower so I come out fully clothed.

Wow, typed out like that I look all prudishly modest. But really, I don't make a good naked person.

ok...it's been my experience that women really dont have any issues about walking around naked in front of each other. Whenever girlfriends are together-say getting ready to go out -we have no prob walking around all over the place with not a stitch of clothing on. We think nothing of it.

Is that a forbidden thing with you men? Is it just "not ok dude." ?

I think a factor in this is the incidental boner. At age 32, I still, every now and then get the occasional "where the hell did that come from?"

Teenaged boys have a fear of popping a surprise boner in a group of naked males and then being the object of teasing or worse. So I think it's a learned behavior brought on by lockeroom anxiety.

Wow, typed out like that I look all prudishly modest.

LOL CTOAN.

I think a factor in this is the incidental boner. At age 32, I still, every now and then get the occasional "where the hell did that come from?"

Teenaged boys have a fear of popping a surprise boner in a group of naked males and then being the object of teasing or worse. So I think it's a learned behavior brought on by lockeroom anxiety.


aha....that makes sense. I can totally understand that.

I think a factor in this is the incidental boner. At age 32, I still, every now and then get the occasional "where the hell did that come from?"

Teenaged boys have a fear of popping a surprise boner in a group of naked males and then being the object of teasing or worse. So I think it's a learned behavior brought on by lockeroom anxiety.
that, crossed with the issue of sharing a room in close quarters. Certain body parts wake up before others, shall we say?
But it really does just take a gentle spring breeze or a little friction to get something started.

I think a factor in this is the incidental boner. At age 32, I still, every now and then get the occasional "where the hell did that come from?"

Teenaged boys have a fear of popping a surprise boner in a group of naked males and then being the object of teasing or worse. So I think it's a learned behavior brought on by lockeroom anxiety.
There be truth here, arrr.

that, crossed with the issue of sharing a room in close quarters. Certain body parts wake up before others, shall we say?
But it really does just take a gentle spring breeze or a little friction to get something started.

Or a short daydream, or scratching an itch, or for no good reason whatsoever.

that, crossed with the issue of sharing a room in close quarters. Certain body parts wake up before others, shall we say?
But it really does just take a gentle spring breeze or a little friction to get something started.
It can even be the thought of how socially inconvenient it is, like singing a solo in church. Taking a cross-country drive with a few other people.
Reminiscing about Dr. Ruth advice.

that, crossed with the issue of sharing a room in close quarters. Certain body parts wake up before others, shall we say?
But it really does just take a gentle spring breeze or a little friction to get something started.

True story. Growing up, my sister has a pretty spastic cat. One night, I didn't close my bedroom door all the way. The cat made it's way into my room in the morning. In my sleep, I was sporting "morning wood," and it must have twitched underneath the covers or something.

The cat, seeing movement, pounced on the tentpole. The cat was airborne before I was even fully awake.

It can even be the thought of how socially inconvenient it is, like singing a solo in church. Taking a cross-country drive with a few other people.
Reminiscing about Dr. Ruth advice.
can't get worse than sitting around watching a game on TV drinking some beer with some friends. Can we all say awkward?

Or a short daydream, or scratching an itch, or for no good reason whatsoever.
Or passing out at a party, the morning wood wake up in a crowd. If you're ever wondering why that dude is sitin' there with a pillow in his lap wiping the sleepies out of his eyes for what seems like a little too long...

True story. Growing up, my sister has a pretty spastic cat. One night, I didn't close my bedroom door all the way. The cat made it's way into my room in the morning. In my sleep, I was sporting "morning wood," and it must have twitched underneath the covers or something.

The cat, seeing movement, pounced on the tentpole. The cat was airborne before I was even fully awake.
I have three cats at home. There is a reason why I sleep on my stomach.
Oh, and my sister used to have sleepovers every now and then. Her friends always would come up to my room at 4 AM, and jump on me to wake me up (not my sister). Normally, this would be enjoyable. But one in particular, in the 10 years I have known her, has never failed to nail me in the balls.

True story. Growing up, my sister has a pretty spastic cat. One night, I didn't close my bedroom door all the way. The cat made it's way into my room in the morning. In my sleep, I was sporting "morning wood," and it must have twitched underneath the covers or something.

The cat, seeing movement, pounced on the tentpole. The cat was airborne before I was even fully awake.
I don't want you to think I'm laughing at your pain...







...but I'm totally laughing at your pain.




Sorry man.

can't get worse than sitting around watching a game on TV drinking some beer with some friends. Can we all say awkward?

oh it gets worse. I attended a wedding where the best man became aroused during the ceremony. He was standing to the side, tilted a bit and the entire left side of the church could see him poking out. poor guy. you know it was visible in the wedding photos!

can't get worse than sitting around watching a game on TV drinking some beer with some friends. Can we all say awkward?
Well, it's the repetition that takes explaining. A lot of people just want it clear that they really aren't involved.

oh it gets worse. I attended a wedding where the best man became aroused during the ceremony. He was standing to the side, tilted a bit and the entire left side of the church could see him poking out. poor guy. you know it was visible in the wedding photos!
ah...the old "my back hurts" walk.
I'd like to see any girl stick a sausage down their pants and walk halfway discretely.

the more amusing part? there is a good chance the best man was thinking about the bride...more specifically what she would be doing that night.

True story. Growing up, my sister has a pretty spastic cat. One night, I didn't close my bedroom door all the way. The cat made it's way into my room in the morning. In my sleep, I was sporting "morning wood," and it must have twitched underneath the covers or something.

The cat, seeing movement, pounced on the tentpole. The cat was airborne before I was even fully awake.
Like this: http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20031215.html I take it?

Well, it's the repetition that takes explaining. A lot of people just want it clear that they really aren't involved.
and when it comes up two years later when you're all around drinking watching a different game.
"hey, remember when you got a boner that one time?"
"I hate you all."

and when it comes up two years later when you're all around drinking watching a different game.
"hey, remember when you got a boner that one time?"
"I hate you all."
Hahahaha! *FLORT*

oh it gets worse. I attended a wedding where the best man became aroused during the ceremony. He was standing to the side, tilted a bit and the entire left side of the church could see him poking out. poor guy. you know it was visible in the wedding photos!


Could have been worse. It could have been at a funeral.

Could have been worse. It could have been at a funeral.


oh god. LOL.

Like this: http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20031215.html I take it?

Looks like I'm not alone.

To this day, I'm not a cat person.

Could have been worse. It could have been at a funeral.
If it's a guy, isn't there already one at a funeral?
I heard that the male corpse naturally pushes up the daisies in more ways than one, due oxygen constriction or something like that. Not rigour mortis, i don't think.
The place to lay the wreath for the dearly departed, or to toss them, like horseshoes. "Don't he look au natural?" :D

Looks like I'm not alone.

To this day, I'm not a cat person.
ditto that. They get way too much enjoyment out of my misery. And if one more falls asleep in my crotch this week, its dead.

I'm hoping to learn something from this thread y'all. My understanding of this topic is pretty muddled, much to my (and no doubt my boyfriend's) dismay. So many questions....
ok:
why do guys obsess over their penises? It's almost self-idolization, and more than a little creepy - after all, its just a slab of spongy muscle.

do you need/prefer frequent attention payed to you penis as opposed to frequent attention payed to you?

why is it viewed as somehow seperate than the rest of the person, to be appreciated, named, etc. etc. etc.?

any help clearing up these points would be appreciated.

If it's a guy, isn't there already one at a funeral?
I heard that the male corpse naturally pushes up the daisies in more ways than one, due oxygen constriction or something like that. Not rigour mortis, i don't think.
The place to lay the wreath for the dearly departed, or to toss them, like horseshoes. "Don't he look au natural?" :D
hmm...now I understand the word "stiff" refering to a dead person...

Which is more pleasing..oral sex or regular sex?

I'm hoping to learn something from this thread y'all. My understanding of this topic is pretty muddled, much to my (and no doubt my boyfriend's) dismay. So many questions....
ok:
why do guys obsess over their penises? It's almost self-idolization, and more than a little creepy - after all, its just a slab of spongy muscle.

do you need/prefer frequent attention payed to you penis as opposed to frequent attention payed to you?

why is it viewed as somehow seperate than the rest of the person, to be appreciated, named, etc. etc. etc.?

any help clearing up these points would be appreciated.
Guys obsess over their penis because....um...well, you see...
I don't know.
Actually, I'd say because they're just weird. they randomly pop up to say hi, cause embarassment and pleasure, pain and amusement...they're just full of contradictions. This probably amuses us.

I enjoy having attention directed at me. If it is sent through the middleman which is my penis, however, I won't complain.

And I really have no idea why mine is named. I know the story (it would be weird if I didnt), but I really don't see why it ever came up in the first place.
It should be appreciated for the joy it brings to the world, and defended for its vulnerability.

Which is more pleasing..oral sex or regular sex?
Please don't make us choose....



...pleasepleasepleaseplease don't make us choose...

hmm...now I understand the word "stiff" refering to a dead person...
There be truth here too, arrr.

Which is more pleasing..oral sex or regular sex?
it depends...if I'm really tired, lazy, and just looking for my enjoyment, then oral sex (yes, I always reciprocate...sometimes it just comes a little later rather than instant gratification). the allure of oral sex is that you don't have to do anything and it is something the other person does purely to make you feel good. If I had the choice of giving up one forever, tho, oral sex would be gone.

Which is more pleasing..oral sex or regular sex?
Seriously depends on the guy. I get far more enjoyment from regular.

Honestly, I also think most of the thrill is due to being able to see your lady love doing the oral bit on ya than the actual oral bit.

Please don't make us choose....



...pleasepleasepleaseplease don't make us choose...
haha...I like your answer more than mine.

Please don't make us choose....



...pleasepleasepleaseplease don't make us choose...

haha...come on now. I'd like to know the verdict on this one.

Guys obsess over their penis because....um...well, you see...
I don't know.
Actually, I'd say because they're just weird. they randomly pop up to say hi, cause embarassment and pleasure, pain and amusement...they're just full of contradictions. This probably amuses us.

I enjoy having attention directed at me. If it is sent through the middleman which is my penis, however, I won't complain.

And I really have no idea why mine is named. I know the story (it would be weird if I didnt), but I really don't see why it ever came up in the first place.
It should be appreciated for the joy it brings to the world, and defended for its vulnerability.
Beautiful! *holds back a tear*

Seriously depends on the guy. I get far more enjoyment from regular.

Honestly, I also think most of the thrill is due to being able to see your lady love doing the oral bit on ya than the actual oral bit.

You fellas are very visually stimulated creatures.

why do guys obsess over their penises? It's almost self-idolization, and more than a little creepy - after all, its just a slab of spongy muscle.
Why do you ladies obsess over your breasts? ;)

Seriously, it probably has more to do with the male sex drive.

do you need/prefer frequent attention payed to you penis as opposed to frequent attention payed to you?
We're attached and it feels so good?

why is it viewed as somehow seperate than the rest of the person, to be appreciated, named, etc. etc. etc.?
Damned if I know, I don't view it as such.

You fellas are very visually stimulated creatures.
Don't look at me... er... that came out wrong.

Anyhow, yes, yes we are. It has benifits and drawbacks though.

haha...come on now. I'd like to know the verdict on this one.
Why not both?

haha...come on now. I'd like to know the verdict on this one.
Well, there's something to be said for the presence of a tongue. There's also somthing to be said for your girlfriend grasping the back of your neck like she was looking for a handle to hold in a huricane or knocking everything off every surface within reach of any limb available. So it's a toss up.

You fellas are very visually stimulated creatures.
yep....this explains the strip club phenomenon.

Why not both?


If you feel both are equal on the scale of pleasure, thats fine.:) I just wondered if some men felt one was a bit more pleasurable than the other.

Well, there's something to be said for the presence of a tongue. There's also somthing to be said for your girlfriend grasping the back of your neck like she was looking for a handle to hold in a huricane or knocking everything off every surface within reach of any limb available. So it's a toss up.
*drools*
I need a girlfriend and/or casual sex partner...


I mean...um...what were we talking about again?

yep....this explains the strip club phenomenon.

And the level of enjoyment they achieve by watching females pleasure themselves.

And the level of enjoyment they achieve by watching females pleasure themselves.
I get off more on giving the other person pleasure more than anything else most of the time.

key phrase is "most of the time";)

If you feel both are equal on the scale of pleasure, thats fine.:) I just wondered if some men felt one was a bit more pleasurable than the other.
Actually, that varies, surprisingly enough. Sensitivity isn't a constant. That's why i'd need to indulge both to really know what works. Freshly showered works best, IMHO. The skin sensitivity is just about right.

Well, there's something to be said for the presence of a tongue. There's also somthing to be said for your girlfriend grasping the back of your neck like she was looking for a handle to hold in a huricane or knocking everything off every surface within reach of any limb available. So it's a toss up.
That is ALSO beautiful! *tears are welling up*

Actually, that varies, surprisingly enough. Sensitivity isn't a constant. That's why i'd need to indulge both to really know what works. Freshly showered works best, IMHO. The skin sensitivity is just about right.
sounds about right. And I am dedicated to finding what conditions make it feel best.

where exactly does butterscotch rank?

Actually, that varies, surprisingly enough. Sensitivity isn't a constant. That's why i'd need to indulge both to really know what works. Freshly showered works best, IMHO. The skin sensitivity is just about right.


Ditto on the shower thing. Plus the clean fresh smell and still a few water droplets runni....

uh yeah.

alright - here's a big one: any advice for a girl who's boyfriend's "male genitalia" is collosally monolithic enough in nature that oral sex presents a bit of a difficulty, and given the general disinclination towards teeth?

Ditto on the shower thing. Plus the clean fresh smell and still a few water droplets runni....

uh yeah.
:eek:

um...lemme grab a quick shower. I'll be down in 10 :fluffle:

I just have to take a minute to ask ....who the hell messed with the smiley placements??

:eek:

um...lemme grab a quick shower. I'll be down in 10 :fluffle:

word Stanly.

alright - here's a big one: any advice for a girl who's boyfriend's "male genitalia" is collosally monolithic enough in nature that oral sex presents a bit of a difficulty, and given the general disinclination towards teeth?


Hey thats an excellent question.

sounds about right. And I am dedicated to finding what conditions make it feel best.

where exactly does butterscotch rank?
Ah - the butterscotch is a bit too tangy, a little burny. Not as much fun as i'd envisioned.
But truly, if you're not going to give something up for your partner, ya might as well just indulge in varying forms of porn.

alright - here's a big one: any advice for a girl who's boyfriend's "male genitalia" is collosally monolithic enough in nature that oral sex presents a bit of a difficulty, and given the general disinclination towards teeth?
Lips on top, hands take the rest and congratulations.

alright - here's a big one: any advice for a girl who's boyfriend's "male genitalia" is collosally monolithic enough in nature that oral sex presents a bit of a difficulty, and given the general disinclination towards teeth?
well, with my 24" penis, I can say...

okay, even I can't keep a straight face with that.

anyway, using hands can be helpful. Length of your hand is 4", which adds 4" to your "mouth".
Oh, and wrap the lips over the teeth. Gentle teeth can be good. Gnawing, however, may get you shoved off much like Gymoor II's cat.

Ditto on the shower thing. Plus the clean fresh smell and still a few water droplets runni....

uh yeah.
Yes, that and running your fingers through your partners hair as a stimulation, first, along with special attention to curvature of torso and hips.
IIRC.

alright - here's a big one: any advice for a girl who's boyfriend's "male genitalia" is collosally monolithic enough in nature that oral sex presents a bit of a difficulty, and given the general disinclination towards teeth?
Simple, just find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of that particular tootise pop... without the biting.

word Stanly.
muahahaha...All I have to say is I live in Connecticut, and Stanley comes from a nearby factory. If you can figure out what kinda stuff that factory makes, you can probably figure out the meaning...

and if all else fails, I ain't telling;)

well, with my 24" penis, I can say...

okay, even I can't keep a straight face with that.

anyway, using hands can be helpful. Length of your hand is 4", which adds 4" to your "mouth".
Oh, and wrap the lips over the teeth. Gentle teeth can be good. Gnawing, however, may get you shoved off much like Gymoor II's cat.
Or declawed, neutered and wormed! :eek:

Seriously depends on the guy. I get far more enjoyment from regular.

Honestly, I also think most of the thrill is due to being able to see your lady love doing the oral bit on ya than the actual oral bit.

That actually makes sense. When I do the oral bit on my fiance, it doesn't take long before he wants to move to the regular. The oral is really more foreplay for him than for the main course - although he doesn't seem to mind when it is the main course either.

Simple, just find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of that particular tootise pop... without the biting.
I wish this had been my answer.

Gnawing, however, may get you shoved off much like Gymoor II's cat.
A cat's life is so simple....
*yearns*

Thanks for the tips boys.

Yes, that and running your fingers through your partners hair as a stimulation, first, along with special attention to curvature of torso and hips.
IIRC.


Too bad there's no smiley for that

*sigh*

muahahaha...All I have to say is I live in Connecticut, and Stanley comes from a nearby factory. If you can figure out what kinda stuff that factory makes, you can probably figure out the meaning...

and if all else fails, I ain't telling;)
Hey, do ya know where the band Steely Dan got it's name? *boggle*

Yes, that and running your fingers through your partners hair as a stimulation, first, along with special attention to curvature of torso and hips.
IIRC.
ha...if a girl (or hell, a guy) scratches the back of my neck, particularly when my hair is really short, I will either a) be theirs for the taking or b) fall asleep. I've even been known to purr on occasion

Simple, just find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of that particular tootise pop... without the biting.
hahhhaa!
yum.

Yes, that and running your fingers through your partners hair as a stimulation, first, along with special attention to curvature of torso and hips.
IIRC.
I can tell you all this because you'll never meet me, but I have long hair I haven't cut in over a decade the little downy hairs at the back of the head near the neck are also long. Gentle touch there and I'd cut off my arm if asked.

Too bad there's no smiley for that

*sigh*
Yeah, and *I* get my post deated for the sheep-driver smilie!?!? :confused:

Hey, do ya know where the band Steely Dan got it's name? *boggle*
I do, but then, check my sig...

Hey, do ya know where the band Steely Dan got it's name? *boggle*
oddly, yes.

I can tell you all this because you'll never meet me, but I have long hair I haven't cut in over a decade the little downy hairs at the back of the head near the neck are also long. Gentle touch there and I'd cut off my arm if asked.
Yes, but would you chop off your genitalia if asked? ;)

I do, but then, check my sig...
How many times did that thing get quoted there? Three? I forget.

Yes, but would you chop off your genitalia if asked? ;)hmm, I was about to say that, but then decided to be politely silent. Now I regret it.

DARN YOU STRAUGHN

Yes, but would you chop off your genitalia if asked? ;)
I might, but then since the motivating influence would be gone there would be immediate regret.

Here's one - for the straight guys, although it could work for gay guys if you substitute guy for gal.

If a female friend, even one you aren't really interested in, has no problem undressing in front of you, are you still likely dealing with an excited organ when she does it?


And another -

Do you holster it upwards, downwards, or off to one side? Is this dependent on the underwear?

I can tell you all this because you'll never meet me, but I have long hair I haven't cut in over a decade the little downy hairs at the back of the head near the neck are also long. Gentle touch there and I'd cut off my arm if asked.


*makes note*

just in case I ever need an extra arm you know.

I can tell you all this because you'll never meet me, but I have long hair I haven't cut in over a decade the little downy hairs at the back of the head near the neck are also long. Gentle touch there and I'd cut off my arm if asked.

I've never met a guy who didn't *love* to have his hair played with, especially around the neck. I've also met quite a few who like to have the hair along their arms gently touched - does that work for you too?

ha...if a girl (or hell, a guy) scratches the back of my neck, particularly when my hair is really short, I will either a) be theirs for the taking or b) fall asleep. I've even been known to purr on occasion
I'm pretty good at finding that kind of stuff, but for some reason, i have just about *no* erogenous zones. Gotta have certain mental, certain tantra/empath approaches. *shrug*
I know *A LOT* of people have the neck/hair thing.

Yeah, and *I* get my post deated for the sheep-driver smilie!?!? :confused:


Its because of Brokeback. Too much controversy over that movie and it tainted that sheep drivin' smiley. I just know it.

Here's one - for the straight guys, although it could work for gay guys if you substitute guy for gal.

If a female friend, even one you aren't really interested in, has no problem undressing in front of you, are you still likely dealing with an excited organ when she does it?


And another -

Do you holster it upwards, downwards, or off to one side? Is this dependent on the underwear?
depends on what the girl looks like, and how close they are...if it was one of the girls I think of as a sister (or worse yet, my actual sister), I might gouge my eyes out. If its a good looking girl who is just a friend, I might have to excuse myself to the bathroom ril quik.

wearing boxers doesnt really allow for holstering up, to I tend to go with down to the left...granted, thats usually just how it falls.

Boxer briefs, up and left. Again, just how it goes.

TMI? haha

Yay! Smunkee will be thrilled!

For those who are not circumcised, do you ever think about getting circumcised? Do you think it might be more comfortable or .......um......pleasing to the eye?
The research says that uncircomcised have more pleasure because the rubbing of the tip on the pants causes some callousing thereby cutting down on feeling.

hmm, I was about to say that, but then decided to be politely silent. Now I regret it.

DARN YOU STRAUGHN
I b3 darrrned, indeed.

I'm pretty good at finding that kind of stuff, but for some reason, i have just about *no* erogenous zones. Gotta have certain mental, certain tantra/empath approaches. *shrug*
I know *A LOT* of people have the neck/hair thing.
SJS...I think that could work...

anyway, if I'm in a completely non-sexual mood (this is rare, mind you;) ) then I just kinda fall asleep. But for me, scratching the back of my head, and things involving the neck, ears, nipples, and inner thigh will have me completely under your spell.

The research says that uncircomcised have more pleasure because the rubbing of the tip on the pants causes some callousing thereby cutting down on feeling.Yet, circomsized guys have less than half the chance of contracting HIV through sexual contact (according to a study done in africa). So it all evens out.

If a female friend, even one you aren't really interested in, has no problem undressing in front of you, are you still likely dealing with an excited organ when she does it?
For me, it depends. The first time she did it, probably. But that may be more due to the shock factor (as women usually don't just disrobe in front of me).

The second time, probably not.

Do you holster it upwards, downwards, or off to one side? Is this dependent on the underwear?
Um... wherever it ends up going on its own I guess.

The research says that uncircomcised have more pleasure because the rubbing of the tip on the pants causes some callousing thereby cutting down on feeling.

There haven't been any studies (that I have seen anyways) that have compared sexual pleasure in the uncircumcized and those who were circumcized in infancy. The skin on a circumcized penis is certainly thicker, but I've never seen a study to see if the innervation adapts to account for that - and the most sensitive part is supposedly uncovered by circumcision.

As for men who have been circumcized later on in life, I've read mixed reviews on sensation. I'm guessing it's more of a personal preference thing at that point.


That brings up a question though - although I'm not sure how to keep this one PG-13. I've never been with an uncircumcized guy - and probably won't, since I'm engaged now, but I've always wondered - how exactly do you go about oral with a guy that isn't circumcized? Do you push the foreskin back? Or is it involved somehow?

Fess up....does yours have a name? Given by you or another person counts.


Pedro...funny story..one day i was in the shower...and i was praticiing spanish...and it came to me..call my penis pedro..

Here's one - for the straight guys, although it could work for gay guys if you substitute guy for gal.

If a female friend, even one you aren't really interested in, has no problem undressing in front of you, are you still likely dealing with an excited organ when she does it?


And another -

Do you holster it upwards, downwards, or off to one side? Is this dependent on the underwear?
Last first, it goes where it wants to go and there is little you can do about it. One of the lessons of puberty.

And any chance to look at the goods...um, yeah...

SJS...I think that could work...




Damn I just realized I messed up that Cutty Sark and Long Straughn drink joke. I said Long John Straughn instead of Straughn John Silver didnt I? pfft. I'm losing my touch. Or I've taken too much cold medicine. bah.

SJS...I think that could work...

anyway, if I'm in a completely non-sexual mood (this is rare, mind you;) ) then I just kinda fall asleep. But for me, scratching the back of my head, and things involving the neck, ears, nipples, and inner thigh will have me completely under your spell.
Not me ... not my toes, neck, nipples, t'aint, ears, or kneecaps. I can't really think of anything. Like i said, it's a mutual engagement kind of thing for me.

ok...it's been my experience that women really dont have any issues about walking around naked in front of each other. Whenever girlfriends are together-say getting ready to go out -we have no prob walking around all over the place with not a stitch of clothing on. We think nothing of it.

Is that a forbidden thing with you men? Is it just "not ok dude." ?


Well depends on the situation..I wouldn't be uncomfortable..unless there was like homosexualness in the atmosphere..but then again i am pretty open(not saying i would do anythign gay...goes against my beleifs)

I've never met a guy who didn't *love* to have his hair played with, especially around the neck. I've also met quite a few who like to have the hair along their arms gently touched - does that work for you too?
I haven't dated in so long a handshake might just about do it for me at this point.

Damn I just realized I messed up that Cutty Sark and Long Straughn drink joke. I said Long John Straughn instead of Straughn John Silver didnt I? pfft. I'm losing my touch. Or I've taken too much cold medicine. bah.
haha...we'll just blame it on the cold medicine

Not me ... not my toes, neck, nipples, t'aint, ears, or kneecaps. I can't really think of anything. Like i said, it's a mutual engagement kind of thing for me.
thats it. I am finding a girl, sending her up, and you two are going to find one damn spot that works

actually, more or less its a mutual thing for me...but if you want to kickstart me, then pick those areas *nod*


for the record, my cat just dug her claws into my crotch. I repete, I hate cats.

I haven't dated in so long a handshake might just about do it for me at this point.
a haircut, or barring that, some decent conditioner might help.

Damn I just realized I messed up that Cutty Sark and Long Straughn drink joke. I said Long John Straughn instead of Straughn John Silver didnt I? pfft. I'm losing my touch. Or I've taken too much cold medicine. bah.
Ah, no worries. Did i mention my brother's Nyquil Daquiri?

a haircut, or barring that, some decent conditioner might help.
Haircut? NEVER!!!! (anyway, nature is mowing that lawn for me...also not helping)(besides, the three inch long goatee is probably doing more damage than anything) And I always use conditioner...me likey the silky feel.

I haven't dated in so long a handshake might just about do it for me at this point.

*shakes CTOAN's hand and throws in a kiss on the cheek for good measure*

=)

for the record, my cat just dug her claws into my crotch. I repete, I hate cats.People that hate cats are generally jerks, or at least very annoying in my experience - its an quick and easy gauge of personality in fact.
Hopefully your hatred is a function of pain, and will be temporarily emeliorated by your cat's undoubted general cuteness.

*shakes CTOAN's hand and throws in a kiss on the cheek for good measure*

=)
Yep. Gonna need to be alone for a bit...

Which is more pleasing..oral sex or regular sex?

I have only had oral sex once...never had regular..but i would assume regular though

Haircut? NEVER!!!! (anyway, nature is mowing that lawn for me...also not helping)(besides, the three inch long goatee is probably doing more damage than anything) And I always use conditioner...me likey the silky feel.SHAVE IT OFF,
SHAVE IT OFF
*chants*

haha...we'll just blame it on the cold medicine


thats it. I am finding a girl, sending her up, and you two are going to find one damn spot that works

actually, more or less its a mutual thing for me...but if you want to kickstart me, then pick those areas *nod*


for the record, my cat just dug her claws into my crotch. I repete, I hate cats.
Sounds like you and Gymoor II:the Return have a cult aptitude! :D

Ah, no worries. Did i mention my brother's Nyquil Daquiri?


*sniff...cough*

Have him make me two.....I need a nightime,sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head fever,so I can rest, Daquiri.

I haven't dated in so long a handshake might just about do it for me at this point.
:D

People that hate cats are generally jerks, or at least very annoying in my experience - its an quick and easy gauge of personality in fact.
Hopefully your hatred is a function of pain, and will be temporarily emeliorated by your cat's undoubted general cuteness.
I dislike cats because I have three and they love to pounce on me in my sleep. And this cat isn't adorable...it has a massive abcess on its neck that popped on my sister the other day (okay, so THAT was funny) and smells kinda bad because of it.
I don't hate them completely. I would just prefer a dog.

But none of this fixes the puncture wounds in my groin ;)

*sniff...cough*

Have him make me two.....I need a nightime,sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head fever,so I can rest, Daquiri.
*tosses Peech two*
Stirred, not shaken.

That brings up a question though - although I'm not sure how to keep this one PG-13. I've never been with an uncircumcized guy - and probably won't, since I'm engaged now, but I've always wondered - how exactly do you go about oral with a guy that isn't circumcized? Do you push the foreskin back? Or is it involved somehow?

Depends on the guy. Some guys are into having their foreskin played with while others aren't. Should you ever find yourself in that situation (and don't want to ask him directly), just push it back. He'll let you know if he wants more.

.

Here's one - for the straight guys, although it could work for gay guys if you substitute guy for gal.

If a female friend, even one you aren't really interested in, has no problem undressing in front of you, are you still likely dealing with an excited organ when she does it?

Well, i guess it depends on the body, and what turns the guy on..

Sounds like you and Gymoor II:the Return have a cult aptitude! :D
haha...thats it...along with the girl, I'm sending you all three of my cats. and they're all black so you can't see them preparing to strike. Within a week, you'll get used to not moving because of the cat sleeping in your crotch, and by the end of a month, you'll learn to sleep on your stomach.

*tosses Peech two*
Stirred, not shaken.

Thanks big daddy. I needed that. :D



Do guys pee in the shower?

So...does anyone wanna start the female version of this thread? or is there one up already?

So...does anyone wanna start the female version of this thread? or is there one up already?


Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Thanks big daddy. I needed that. :D



Do guys pee in the shower?
haha...this was the last conversation I had with my friends before spring break.
Yes. warm running water just screams out "urinate".
having communal showers with water that mixes in the bottom doesn't seem to stop anyone. And this is why I shower with sandals.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!


Why NO??????:confused:

haha...this was the last conversation I had with my friends before spring break.
Yes. warm running water just screams out "urinate".
having communal showers with water that mixes in the bottom doesn't seem to stop anyone. And this is why I shower with sandals.


yeah...warm water....opps..brb...piss time :p

i wear sandals too...the showers are icky

Why NO??????:confused:


well for one we might get dinged for a trend thread...two...well-i havent thought up a good enough lie to tell you yet. You guys can ask questions in this thread for the womenfolk to answer I suppose. Thatd be up to the Sarkmeister though.His thread.

well for one we might get dinged for a trend thread...two...well-i havent thought up a good enough lie to tell you yet. You guys can ask questions in this thread for the womenfolk to answer I suppose. Thatd be up to the Sarkmeister though.His thread.


Good point :)....well i hope he approves of this..But women...what is more pleasurable for you...oral, masturbation or sex?

well for one we might get dinged for a trend thread...two...well-i havent thought up a good enough lie to tell you yet. You guys can ask questions in this thread for the womenfolk to answer I suppose. Thatd be up to the Sarkmeister though.His thread.
Like I could ever say no to you, peech:fluffle:

haha...I figure, me, you and straughn have gone what...12 pages without completely hijacking the thread. Atleast discussing females would still be somewhat on topic...
k...edited the op to say that questions to women are okay.

Like I could ever say no to you, peech:fluffle:

haha...I figure, me, you and straughn have gone what...12 pages without completely hijacking the thread. Atleast discussing females would still be somewhat on topic...

We are the Hijacking Hooligans and are a force to be reckoned with. :D


yeah, but warning Zilam, youll probably get more answers tomorrow since its a bit late.

We are the Hijacking Hooligans and are a force to be reckoned with. :D


yeah, but warning Zilam, youll probably get more answers tomorrow since its a bit late.


Good point...Thanks love <3 :D

Good point :)....well i hope he approves of this..But women...what is more pleasurable for you...oral, masturbation or sex?

I'll answer (because this is an online forum and here, I am fearless! hehe). Both oral and sex (assuming the guy knows what he is doing) are better for me than masturbating - I think it's simply the involvement of someone else that makes it better.

Oral is nice as a warmup and really gets me going, but sex itself is more pleasurable - for a number of reasons.

SHAVE IT OFF,
SHAVE IT OFF
*chants*
Okay, so it's story time.

First off, it helps in my work because I'm unmistakable and anything that helps people remember me is an asset.

Now the story. Had this girlfriend once. Was really only kinda into it. She was way into it. One week into dating she goes for the goat, asks when I'm going to shave it off. I manage to comprimise on the boring old yuppie goatee that I originally had (when no one had goatees and it was a beatnick goatee...which is a whole other batch of bitterness...)

I went through a lot of hassle hand wringing and general nonsense becuase I was in a relationship where the other party was waaay more into it than I was. In the end, I missed the goatee. I liked the goatee more than the hassle. So when we finally broke up, I grew the ol' boy back and swore I'd never shave it off for anyone ever again. Love me, love my three inch long Uncle Sam beard and Fu Manchu mustache. It's like a social filter. Works great. Except for the dating thing, but you can't have it all...besides, I'm a playwright, so I get warm fuzzies from actresses (even if it's very superficial) now and then (except I've been doing more television than theater as of late, so that well dried up a bit-PAs get no love).

But no, no shaving the beard.

Good point :)....well i hope he approves of this..But women...what is more pleasurable for you...oral, masturbation or sex?

hmm.....oral. No wait. Regular. No.Definitely oral.I...err...man its tough when the shoe is on the other foot.

Okay, so it's story time.

First off, it helps in my work because I'm unmistakable and anything that helps people remember me is an asset.

Now the story. Had this girlfriend once. Was really only kinda into it. She was way into it. One week into dating she goes for the goat, asks when I'm going to shave it off. I manage to comprimise on the boring old yuppie goatee that I originally had (when no one had goatees and it was a beatnick goatee...which is a whole other batch of bitterness...)

I went through a lot of hassle hand wringing and general nonsense becuase I was in a relationship where the other party was waaay more into it than I was. In the end, I missed the goatee. I liked the goatee more than the hassle. So when we finally broke up, I grew the ol' boy back and swore I'd never shave it off for anyone ever again. Love me, love my three inch long Uncle Sam beard and Fu Manchu mustache. It's like a social filter. Works great. Except for the dating thing, but you can't have it all...besides, I'm a playwright, so I get warm fuzzies from actresses (even if it's very superficial) now and then (except I've been doing more television than theater as of late, so that well dried up a bit-PAs get no love).

But no, no shaving the beard.

How do you feel about letting a woman braid it? And if she were naked, would that help persuade you?

Thanks big daddy. I needed that. :D



Do guys pee in the shower?
Only in emergencies.

How do you feel about letting a woman braid it? And if she were naked, would that help persuade you?
Naked is an amazing bargaining tool.

And I've let a few women braid it. The double was the best, I looked like an action movie villian.

Naked is an amazing bargaining tool.

And I've let a few women braid it. The double was the best, I looked like an action movie villian.

haha....you braid slut you.
;)

haha....you braid slut you.
;)
Contact is contact ;)

haha...thats it...along with the girl, I'm sending you all three of my cats. and they're all black so you can't see them preparing to strike. Within a week, you'll get used to not moving because of the cat sleeping in your crotch, and by the end of a month, you'll learn to sleep on your stomach.
Sounds to me like you're "pruning" me for a visit by "the experiment fairy" ;)

Sounds to me like you're "pruning" me for a visit by "the experiment fairy" ;)
haha...way to ruin the surprise;)

haha...way to ruin the surprise;)
Well ... ya fergot tha tuna. *nods*

Well ... ya fergot tha tuna. *nods*
haha...is it bad that my best response was snickering and shaking my head?

haha...is it bad that my best response was snickering and shaking my head?
Well, you might've twitched or something. *erk* Perhaps a suppression of gag reflex?

I think a factor in this is the incidental boner. At age 32, I still, every now and then get the occasional "where the hell did that come from?"

Teenaged boys have a fear of popping a surprise boner in a group of naked males and then being the object of teasing or worse. So I think it's a learned behavior brought on by lockeroom anxiety.

Is there any way to stop incidental boners from happening or control them some how? Seems to be happen to me a lot when I'm in changing rooms so now I either steer clear entirely or have to get changed in a toilet.

Also, how would people here react if they got one or they noticed someone in a changing room with them got a boner?

Good point :)....well i hope he approves of this..But women...what is more pleasurable for you...oral, masturbation or sex?
They're all about even for me, since they each "scratch a different itch." Penetrative sex is satisfying in a way that oral sex is not, but oral sex is satisfying in a way penetrative sex is not.

And masturbation...well, if I do say so myself, I'm terrific in bed.

The research says that uncircomcised have more pleasure because the rubbing of the tip on the pants causes some callousing thereby cutting down on feeling.
I don't think "the research" can really conclude that, since there is such a variation from man to man.

All I know about it is that one of my best friends decided to get circumcized as an adult, and (once it healed over) he became completely intollerable because he wouldn't stop talking about how great it felt to have sex and masturbate.

well, if I do say so myself, I'm terrific in bed.
:D

okay, so it's kinda (okay completely) my fault that the other thred got into the "penis discussion" sorry :(

now, my final ( I hope) penis question. There was a time when hubby and I were in the process of being transfered back from AZ to OK, I had to leave early since I was pregnant and stay with my in-laws for 2 months (yeah, I know :() anyway, my brother in law was staying there too for a while (Christmas break from college) long story short he was going to some formal whatnot and the tailor for his tux called, my father in law yells across the house "<brother in laws name> do you dress left or right?" and my brother in law yells back "left"

okay, I know exactly what that means, and when I turned a weird shade of red, my father in law realized that I did and said "bet you didn't want to know that about him huh?"

okay, so without going into details (because I don't want to know) let's just say you dress left, are you aware of where "things" are all day, and if you uh...get happy.......is that a problem? where does it go?

last question I promise. (I asked hubby everything else I needed to know last night, but he can't answer this one)

okay, so without going into details (because I don't want to know) let's just say you dress left, are you aware of where "things" are all day, and if you uh...get happy.......is that a problem? where does it go?
You're usually not aware, unless it gets stuck somewhere or starts crushing something else. Or if your balls itch.

An erection could be a problem depending on the kind of pants and underwear you're using. It will also depend on the individual, of course. Sometimes you can move it to one side.

okay, so without going into details (because I don't want to know) let's just say you dress left, are you aware of where "things" are all day, and if you uh...get happy.......is that a problem? where does it go?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I have no idea what you're talking about.
yeah? me either.

okay, so it's kinda (okay completely) my fault that the other thred got into the "penis discussion" sorry :(

now, my final ( I hope) penis question. There was a time when hubby and I were in the process of being transfered back from AZ to OK, I had to leave early since I was pregnant and stay with my in-laws for 2 months (yeah, I know :() anyway, my brother in law was staying there too for a while (Christmas break from college) long story short he was going to some formal whatnot and the tailor for his tux called, my father in law yells across the house "<brother in laws name> do you dress left or right?" and my brother in law yells back "left"

okay, I know exactly what that means, and when I turned a weird shade of red, my father in law realized that I did and said "bet you didn't want to know that about him huh?"

okay, so without going into details (because I don't want to know) let's just say you dress left, are you aware of where "things" are all day, and if you uh...get happy.......is that a problem? where does it go?

last question I promise. (I asked hubby everything else I needed to know last night, but he can't answer this one)

According to the males in my life, most guys prefer to dress to one side or the other because it "just feels right." Even if they dress left. Which is confusing. At any rate, they say they aren't aware of that part of their body at every moment of the day, and they will even get to the point where they adjust themselves without really noticing it. If they become "happy," the "happy organ" will extend down the pantleg in question, and yes, they do say that this can lead to discomfort in certain situations.

I asked if any of them switch which side they dress on, and one of them replied, "I gave it a try once, but it turns out that my right thigh and my penis do not get along. They were fighting all day long and I had to separate them."

okay, so it's kinda (okay completely) my fault that the other thred got into the "penis discussion" sorry :(

now, my final ( I hope) penis question. There was a time when hubby and I were in the process of being transfered back from AZ to OK, I had to leave early since I was pregnant and stay with my in-laws for 2 months (yeah, I know :() anyway, my brother in law was staying there too for a while (Christmas break from college) long story short he was going to some formal whatnot and the tailor for his tux called, my father in law yells across the house "<brother in laws name> do you dress left or right?" and my brother in law yells back "left"

okay, I know exactly what that means, and when I turned a weird shade of red, my father in law realized that I did and said "bet you didn't want to know that about him huh?"

okay, so without going into details (because I don't want to know) let's just say you dress left, are you aware of where "things" are all day, and if you uh...get happy.......is that a problem? where does it go?

last question I promise. (I asked hubby everything else I needed to know last night, but he can't answer this one)

Smunkee! We got our thread! Good thing to wake up too, but too bad it's so late already.

Anyhow, so you got all the other things answered..you know which one I'm waiting for! Do tell! Now!

P.S. From the first couple of responses, I think we turned th verdict on the running question over..the unaroused one, I mean. Seems like these guys have the, umm, bra-problem as well.

Yay! Smunkee will be thrilled!

For those who are not circumcised, do you ever think about getting circumcised? Do you think it might be more comfortable or .......um......pleasing to the eye?
I've thought about it and I don't want to deal with it. When I get to the point that I've whipped it out, it's going in regardless of what it looks like. I've never had a woman refuse sex because I'm uncircumcised. Since it doesn't stop me from getting laid it's not worth it to get it cut.

I honestly can't imagine a country full of circumcised knobs. I know two people who were circumcised and that's because one of them had a sealed foreskin at birth and the other had a really tight foreskin that couldn't be pulled back. Incidentally, circumcision is apparently very painful post-op for post pubescent blokes. This guy said you don't realise how many erections a man gets at night until it hurts horrendously for each one.

okay, so it's kinda (okay completely) my fault that the other thred got into the "penis discussion" sorry :(

now, my final ( I hope) penis question. There was a time when hubby and I were in the process of being transfered back from AZ to OK, I had to leave early since I was pregnant and stay with my in-laws for 2 months (yeah, I know :() anyway, my brother in law was staying there too for a while (Christmas break from college) long story short he was going to some formal whatnot and the tailor for his tux called, my father in law yells across the house "<brother in laws name> do you dress left or right?" and my brother in law yells back "left"

okay, I know exactly what that means, and when I turned a weird shade of red, my father in law realized that I did and said "bet you didn't want to know that about him huh?"

okay, so without going into details (because I don't want to know) let's just say you dress left, are you aware of where "things" are all day, and if you uh...get happy.......is that a problem? where does it go?

last question I promise. (I asked hubby everything else I needed to know last night, but he can't answer this one)

You know how you sometimes roll-up sleeves, or something? And, once the fabric and the skin have gotten used to each other you don't notice the rolled-up sleeve anymore, until some range of movements changes the interface between them?

That's pretty much what it's like. Once you are 'accomodated', you aren't really 'aware', until something happens, like you change positions and the fabric pulls across differently.

As for what happens when you are 'happy' (what a delicate phrasing), that tends to depend on the nature of what you are wearing, and is more about tightnesss of fabric, or positions of zips, etc... than about which side you dress to.... in general, those things have a way of 'working themselves out'... but a particularly tight pair of jeans can be uncomfortable as material and flesh vie for space.

Yay! Smunkee will be thrilled!

For those who are not circumcised, do you ever think about getting circumcised? Do you think it might be more comfortable or .......um......pleasing to the eye?

No.

I've not encountered anyone who was displeased with what I had, as far as I could tell.

I'm certainly not unhappy with it, and I consider the whole 'circumcision' thing to be somewhat barbaric. Which is why my son is not circumcised, either.

You know how you sometimes roll-up sleeves, or something? And, once the fabric and the skin have gotten used to each other you don't notice the rolled-up sleeve anymore, until some range of movements changes the interface between them?

That's pretty much what it's like. Once you are 'accomodated', you aren't really 'aware', until something happens, like you change positions and the fabric pulls across differently.

As for what happens when you are 'happy' (what a delicate phrasing), that tends to depend on the nature of what you are wearing, and is more about tightnesss of fabric, or positions of zips, etc... than about which side you dress to.... in general, those things have a way of 'working themselves out'... but a particularly tight pair of jeans can be uncomfortable as material and flesh vie for space.

so then my question is why not tuck it up? it seems to be the answer to a lot of problems (embarassing bulge, going down the pant leg, weird pressure points, ect.)

...or the aesthetic/olfactory response? *smegma* :eek:

Personal hygeine is the answer, whether circumcised or no. The only difference is, the uncircumcised man doesn't 'wipe off' his problem on the inside of his underwear...

so then my question is why not tuck it up? it seems to be the answer to a lot of problems (embarassing bulge, going down the pant leg, weird pressure points, ect.)
Tuck it up where, exactly?

But women...what is more pleasurable for you...oral, masturbation or sex?
Hm, it's definitely more fun when someone else is doing things to you (or it should be, at least :eek:).

For the rest:
Penetrative sex is satisfying in a way that oral sex is not, but oral sex is satisfying in a way penetrative sex is not.
What she said.

Tuck it up where, exactly?
it's difficult to explain.......I mean if you wear underwear (not boxers) it should just stay where you put it, you know instead of letting it fall where it will, just postition it up (I don't know how to explain it, I don't have a penis)

An erection could be a problem depending on the kind of pants and underwear you're using.

yeah, i wore a pair of silk boxers once. not a good idea IMO...

so then my question is why not tuck it up? it seems to be the answer to a lot of problems (embarassing bulge, going down the pant leg, weird pressure points, ect.)

Well, the natural inclination is to hang from the root, so to speak... and you would have to have some kind of 'pressure' provided to hold the offending article in place. Kind of like 'support hose' for your... well, hose.

I've never noticed any real problems with the hanging technique... but mayeb some guys feel differently about it?

For me, there is no 'embarassing' about the bulge, because if someone is LOOKING there, it will be no accident if they see evidence... and it's not like the average guy has a 'problem' that extends to the knee...

Most 'sins' can be covered with a comfortable pair of cargo pants, anyway.

(And, when I used to wear tight, tight jeans... hiding it was the last thought on my mind, I guess).

yeah, i wore a pair of silk boxers once. not a good idea IMO...

Silk boxers are great, unless you wear them under denim. By far the most 'liberating' and comfortable underwear, I think... just not designed for rough wear.

Well, the natural inclination is to hang from the root, so to speak... and you would have to have some kind of 'pressure' provided to hold the offending article in place. Kind of like 'support hose' for your... well, hose.
briefs should work right?

I've never noticed any real problems with the hanging technique... but mayeb some guys feel differently about it?
seems to me that if you were sitting you might smush your penis. (I guess depending on the state of the penis)

For me, there is no 'embarassing' about the bulge, because if someone is LOOKING there, it will be no accident if they see evidence... and it's not like the average guy has a 'problem' that extends to the knee...
I don't know, I have seen bulges that were uh........I would be embarassed.
no I don't go looking for them, but if someone points it out, I have to look (kinda like a train wreck)

Yay! Smunkee will be thrilled!

For those who are not circumcised, do you ever think about getting circumcised? Do you think it might be more comfortable or .......um......pleasing to the eye?


ewwww yuk, how can anyone seriously want to cut a part of their penis off. I doubt very much that being circumcised would be more comfortable, the glans is so sensitive that personally I'd find it being in contact with my underwear constantly, bumping into things etc extremely unconfortable indeed.

seems to me that if you were sitting you might smush your penis. (I guess depending on the state of the penis)
In a relaxed state it's very flexible, it usually doesn't mind at all.

I don't know, I have seen bulges that were uh........I would be embarassed.
no I don't go looking for them, but if someone points it out, I have to look (kinda like a train wreck)
Well, some people are show offs. Besides, you are the embarrased one, the guy may feel perfectly alright.

ewwww yuk, how can anyone seriously want to cut a part of their penis off. I doubt very much that being circumcised would be more comfortable, the glans is so sensitive that personally I'd find it being in contact with my underwear constantly, bumping into things etc extremely unconfortable indeed.
One gets used to that sort of thing. Sensitivity is reduced.

it's difficult to explain.......I mean if you wear underwear (not boxers) it should just stay where you put it, you know instead of letting it fall where it will, just postition it up (I don't know how to explain it, I don't have a penis)
Oh, you mean wear some tighter pants. Well, apart from the fact that I would sweat alot more in tight pants, boxers are far more comfortable and apparently reduce your risk of testicular cancer and small willy sindrome. Honest.

..apparently reduce your risk of testicular cancer ...
It does? I always wondered whether my mother was right when she kept (and keeps) telling me not to wear bras because the added tightness would increase my risk for breast cancer. Not that it'd influence my decision if it were true, but still.

Oh, you mean wear some tighter pants. Well, apart from the fact that I would sweat alot more in tight pants, boxers are far more comfortable and apparently reduce your risk of testicular cancer and small willy sindrome. Honest.
I don't think tighter pants, but like briefs, they should have the elasticity to hold it up.

It does? I always wondered whether my mother was right when she kept (and keeps) telling me not to wear bras because the added tightness would increase my risk for breast cancer. Not that it'd influence my decision if it were true, but still.

:eek:

Hm, I don't know about either, but I do know that tight pants/underwear can greatly increase the risk of infertility in men (something to do with the pressure and esp. the high temperatures killing off the spermatozoa, IIRC).

I don't think tighter pants, but like briefs, they should have the elasticity to hold it up.
Sorry, slight regional thing there. By pants I mean briefs.

Sorry, slight regional thing there. By pants I mean briefs.
alrighty then,sorry.

anyway, I kinda know it will work, so yeah. I guess it's not really my problem since I am a girl and I have girls, I don't really need to know much more about penises in general, just you know I need to know about one specific penis I guess. LOL

Yay! Smunkee will be thrilled!

For those who are not circumcised, do you ever think about getting circumcised? Do you think it might be more comfortable or .......um......pleasing to the eye?

I would put it back if I could. Very few men every get voluntarily circumcized. It's not a coincidence. Do you ever think about cutting the hood off your clitoris?

Hm, it's definitely more fun when someone else is doing things to you (or it should be, at least :eek:).

I disagree. I don't think it's an insult to my partner to admit that there are certain benfits to having some of my "alone time."

For one thing, sometimes I just feel like being selfish and only worrying about my own orgasm, but I wouldn't feel comfortable being that selfish with my lover...I like him, after all, and I would feel like a total ass for not considering his pleasure when we are in bed together. So when I feel like focusing 100% on myself, I do just that.

and what about types of underwear as far as comfort goes? are some too loose, too tight?




i personally think boxer briefs are the most attractive kind of underwear for men.

They are also the most comfortable in my eyes. They support enough. They have some room. They aren't as ridiculous as their briefs contemporaries. They aren't as unsupportive as their boxer contermporaries. My boys need to have some support without having the life squeezed out of them.

I disagree, jeans all the way. Protective, able to go just about anywhere, and easily removeable.

Also, for some reason, ladies like guys in jeans. ;)

For those of us who have ever nearly injured that body part, jeans will stop tons of types of damage that would go right through most other clothes.

I would put it back if I could. Very few men every get voluntarily circumcized. It's not a coincidence.

To be fair, though, I've asked my cut guy friends if they are glad they're circumcized, and every single one has answered "yes" so far. None of them have expressed regret that they lack a foreskin.

I don't think it's about the actual cut-or-not-cut question, I think it's mostly that your average man has a very personal relationship with his penis and isn't interested in slapping skin on it or cutting skin off of it.


Do you ever think about cutting the hood off your clitoris?
That's a completely different story, to be honest. The difference in density of nerve endings between the clitoris and the penis is like the difference between the tip of your finger and the skin on your back.

It's kind of like the difference between getting a tattoo on your shoulderblade and getting one on your nipple...the same amount of "stimulation" produces a much much larger effect depending on where it is delivered, and what the density of nerve endings is in that region.

briefs should work right?


When I was a small child, I wore 'briefs'.... and that's the last time, so I can't really give an opinion. However, I doubt if even they give enough 'hold' to stop a reasonable amount of 'relocation'.


seems to me that if you were sitting you might smush your penis. (I guess depending on the state of the penis)


Again, the average guy doesn't have to worry too much about actually sitting ON it. That does tend to be why guys often don't cross their legs though... or if they do, it's that 'ankle-on-the-other-knee' thing, for maximum 'space'.


I don't know, I have seen bulges that were uh........I would be embarassed.
no I don't go looking for them, but if someone points it out, I have to look (kinda like a train wreck)

That's actually kind of the point I think... same reason a guy adjusts his belt buckle, or puts his hands in his pockets, while talking to a girl.

It's (mostly subconscious, probably) all about 'advertising'.

(And, when I used to wear tight, tight jeans... hiding it was the last thought on my mind, I guess).

HAWT!

;)

They are also the most comfortable in my eyes. They support enough. They have some room. They aren't as ridiculous as their briefs contemporaries. They aren't as unsupportive as their boxer contermporaries. My boys need to have some support without having the life squeezed out of them.

Are briefs really that uncomfortable? My fiance seems to prefer them, although he's recently started wearing boxer briefs and says their comfortable, but he thinks he'll be too hot in them if he wears them during the summer.

They are also the most comfortable in my eyes. They support enough. They have some room. They aren't as ridiculous as their briefs contemporaries. They aren't as unsupportive as their boxer contermporaries. My boys need to have some support without having the life squeezed out of them.
I would just like to go on record as saying that if more men wore boxer briefs the world would be a more beautiful place. They are much more flattering to the male form than the shapeless, baggy boxers that so many fellas wear.

I'm just sad that there aren't more men's swimsuits modeled after the boxer brief. It's such a waste when hot guys wear swim trunks, 'cause the damn things look about the same as if you wrapped a towel around your waist. i can't scope out none of the goods when you dudes wear those baggy trunks.

To be fair, though, I've asked my cut guy friends if they are glad they're circumcized, and every single one has answered "yes" so far. None of them have expressed regret that they lack a foreskin.

I don't think it's about the actual cut-or-not-cut question, I think it's mostly that your average man has a very personal relationship with his penis and isn't interested in slapping skin on it or cutting skin off of it.

I agree that most are happy with how it is. I totally agree. I'm just saying that one way is natural, the other is not. Most men don't bother to lament something they can't change anyway and most have no idea why it's done or if it would be any different had it not been done.

[QUOTE=Bottle]That's a completely different story, to be honest. The difference in density of nerve endings between the clitoris and the penis is like the difference between the tip of your finger and the skin on your back.

It's kind of like the difference between getting a tattoo on your shoulderblade and getting one on your nipple...the same amount of "stimulation" produces a much much larger effect depending on where it is delivered, and what the density of nerve endings is in that region.

Actually, you are talking about clitoris itself, not the hood. The clitoral hood serves generally the same purpose as the foreskin. That's the point. In fact, in infants the two parts are actually fused in both sexes.

HAWT!

;)

:D

That was the plan... :)

I would just like to go on record as saying that if more men wore boxer briefs the world would be a more beautiful place. They are much more flattering to the male form than the shapeless, baggy boxers that so many fellas wear.

I'm just sad that there aren't more men's swimsuits modeled after the boxer brief. It's such a waste when hot guys wear swim trunks, 'cause the damn things look about the same as if you wrapped a towel around your waist. i can't scope out none of the goods when you dudes wear those baggy trunks.
Most guys are actually not that enamored with the idea of showing off the goods. We are equally uncomfortable with our bodies and very rarely does anyone come up to a guy and go "hey, dude, those are some nice huevos you got there." More often when talking to female friends or girlfriends we hear about how they like the penis but not how it looks.

I was probably 22 (incidentally the year I started college) before I stopped thinking I had an unusually small penis.

When I was a small child, I wore 'briefs'.... and that's the last time, so I can't really give an opinion. However, I doubt if even they give enough 'hold' to stop a reasonable amount of 'relocation'.
like I said I don't know, I don't have one. I am just a very much "everything in it's place" type of person, I guess that's why I was born female.

I agree that most are happy with how it is. I totally agree. I'm just saying that one way is natural, the other is not. Most men don't bother to lament something they can't change anyway and most have no idea why it's done or if it would be any different had it not been done.

Meh, I'm somebody who tends to feel that 'natural' gets very over-rated. That tends to happen when a person starts piling up the piercings and tats, though. :)


Actually, you are talking about clitoris itself, not the hood. The clitoral hood serves generally the same purpose as the foreskin. That's the point. In fact, in infants the two parts are actually fused in both sexes.
Oh, sorry, I wasn't clear in how I posted that, my bad. What I meant was:

The reason why removing the clitoral hood would suck is because the clitoris is so much more sensitive than the penis. Not having a clitoral hood at all would be REALLY uncomfortable for the vast majority of women. Most women actually don't like to have their clitoral hood pull back all the way when their clitoris is stimulated, because the stimulation quickly starts to border on painful. Some women don't even like to have the hood pulled back at all. It retracts a bit on its own during arousal (for most women) but a lot of women find that to be more than enough exposure for the clitoris.

With the tattooing example, I was sort of refering to the feeling of having this particular body part exposed. Having the head of the penis exposed to rubbing against the inside of clothing etc is pretty much nothing compared to exposing the clitoris to that kind of chafing.

Most guys are actually not that enamored with the idea of showing off the goods. We are equally uncomfortable with our bodies and very rarely does anyone come up to a guy and go "hey, dude, those are some nice huevos you got there." More often when talking to female friends or girlfriends we hear about how they like the penis but not how it looks.

I was probably 22 (incidentally the year I started college) before I stopped thinking I had an unusually small penis.
Sorry boys, but I have zero sympathy. Girls have been expected to paint on spandex suits for decades, and it's about damn time you guys caught up.

I would just like to go on record as saying that if more men wore boxer briefs the world would be a more beautiful place. They are much more flattering to the male form than the shapeless, baggy boxers that so many fellas wear.

I'm just sad that there aren't more men's swimsuits modeled after the boxer brief. It's such a waste when hot guys wear swim trunks, 'cause the damn things look about the same as if you wrapped a towel around your waist. i can't scope out none of the goods when you dudes wear those baggy trunks.

Then I am pleased to announce that I am working towards a better future, since I almost always wear boxer-briefs, and also boxer-brife-style swim trunks on the VERY rare occassions I happen to be within trip-and-fall distance of a pool or the sea.

Most guys are actually not that enamored with the idea of showing off the goods. We are equally uncomfortable with our bodies and very rarely does anyone come up to a guy and go "hey, dude, those are some nice huevos you got there." More often when talking to female friends or girlfriends we hear about how they like the penis but not how it looks.

I was probably 22 (incidentally the year I started college) before I stopped thinking I had an unusually small penis.

I guess I've always been a man-whore then...

Then I am pleased to announce that I am working towards a better future, since I almost always wear boxer-briefs, and also boxer-brife-style swim trunks on the VERY rare occassions I happen to be within trip-and-fall distance of a pool or the sea.
Grave, you are one of life's winners. :)

Grave, you are one of life's winners. :)

I aim to please. :D

Sorry boys, but I have zero sympathy. Girls have been expected to paint on spandex suits for decades, and it's about damn time you guys caught up.

You seemed to want an explanation. I gave you one. I wasn't whining. I'll take my pants off right now, if you like. Though the other guys on my floor will probably be upset.

You seemed to want an explanation. I gave you one. I wasn't whining. I'll take my pants off right now, if you like. Though the other guys on my floor will probably be upset.

Come on, we've all seen pictures. They'd be all over you, like weird on Bjork.

You seemed to want an explanation. I gave you one. I wasn't whining. I'll take my pants off right now, if you like. Though the other guys on my floor will probably be upset.
Hey, if you're doing your part then that's terrific. Work on your buddies, though! Women are made to feel about 100 times worse about our bodies, yet we wear the spandex...the least you guys can do is show some solidarity and show off those packages!

If it helps, I promise to oggle appreciatively.

Come on, we've all seen pictures. They'd be all over you, like weird on Bjork.

You've got pantsless pictures of Jocabia? Are you going to share?

=)

Hey, if you're doing your part then that's terrific. Work on your buddies, though! Women are made to feel about 100 times worse about our bodies, yet we wear the spandex...the least you guys can do is show some solidarity and show off those packages!

If it helps, I promise to oggle appreciatively.

Women may feel worse, but it's generally not guys doing it. I promised I never saw a pair of breasts I didn't suggest were amazing. I have however had many women tell me how unpleasing a penis looks. The reason men are not AS concerned is because we are generally regarded as functional (healthy, productive, strong) rather than eye candy. With women there is definitely a trend toward the opposite. I think rather than making men eye candy we should be more worried about looking toward women as functional (in other words, healthy, productive, strong).

Personally, I would take a woman who looks like she could give me a run for my money in a fight over a woman that looks like she has to hold on to lightposts in the wind, every day and any day.

You've got pantsless pictures of Jocabia?


Oh, I only wish...

Come on, we've all seen pictures. They'd be all over you, like weird on Bjork.

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That's so passe. I'm too blase. It's not my role.

Ha ha ha..... :D