NationStates Jolt Archive

What if I wore a poop suit with a carbon fibre alloy under it?

No-one could hurt me by shooting at me - because of the carbon fibre, no-one would dare touch me - because of the ickyness, as an added advantage I wouldn't have to touch the poop myself because of the carbon underlay and as an added bonus it's a fairly easy and cheap to produce and maintain.


Hmmm, I think I might be on to something here.

.338 Lapua Tungsten penetrater.

Pirate Ninjas.

and maybe a few gorgeous men each weilding dual goose-quill sabers.

of course I'd have to keep my own, discreet Beretta 92FS 9 millimeter. (Not that that's REALLY necessary with the pirate ninjas, but still.)

(Oh damn, someone already stole my idea of pirate ninjas!)

Sigs are much better.

(Systematically insulting everyone here who says something he finds to be asinine)

In the National Geographic I read that during a negotiating session on the edge of the Korean DMZ the North Korean delegates turned up all wearing very long trench coats. After wondering what the hell was going on, the South Koreans and Americans worked out that the North Koreans were hiding AK-47s under their coats. Not a big deal; just a continuation of the little political games and one-upmanship that always take place at these meetings.

So the South Koreans whacked up the thermostat. The North Koreans would suffer severe diplomatic embarassment if their little joke was uncovered, so almost sweat their skin off under their long coats. I suspect quite a few concessions were won at that meeting.

It is possible to be discreet with an AK, but it will be very uncomfortable. :cool:

Or just use a more compact AK, like the 74U or somesuch...

well assuming these bodyguards went where ever i went and im not really too worried about getting killed, i'd probably try to find a clone of jessica simpson, angelina jolee, and your mom.

I'd use these guys.
http://www.montypythonpages.com/pictures/spanish_inq.jpg
Because nobody expects a Spanish Inquisition.

They would all look like the chick of Underworld, I don't remember her name right now, and they would fight like her. They would also have kool guns and know martial arts. Be wicked smart and be undercover all the time

id go with

Rand Al´Thor
20 Imperial German bodyguard (as displayed in romeTW Barbarian Invasions)
and maybe some goodlooking Chicks in treanchcoats carrying HK G11´s
this way im covered on all fronts...
the germans have to bee killed twice Rand Cant really be killed...
HK G11 is the coolest weapon known to mankind (at the moment):cool:






Spoiler
(if you can survive having your arm blown of and not really care about it you are though enough to be my body guard)

why waste money on security?

HK G11 is the coolest weapon known to mankind (at the moment):cool:Cool, but only until you start shooting. It's not very good as a support weapon, dispite being able to fire bursts with great precition. Because the gun doesn't eject any cases it has a harder time getting rid of heat and tends to overheat faster.
I like their G36 much better even though it has problems when used as a military weapon. It's fine for guards who don't have assemble and disassemble it in a pile of dirt. Also the gun looks special with the long guard and the transparent magazines even though it doens't look as strange as the G11.

They would all look like the chick of Underworld, I don't remember her name right now, and they would fight like her. They would also have kool guns and know martial arts. Be wicked smart and be undercover all the time

Her name was Seline.

http://www.freespeech.com/images/uploads/090705monkeyfly.jpg
Big enough to kill any Computer! (http://www.bartcop.com/burns-flying-monkeys.JPG)
http://ftp.sunet.se/pub/pictures/tv.film/Wizard_of_Oz/Guards.1.jpghttp://ftp.sunet.se/pub/pictures/tv.film/Wizard_of_Oz/Guards.2.jpg
That or the SS on Llamas