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If you were rich as hell and wanted security, what would the security look like? Describe and maybe a picture, if they exist.

I'd have Secret Service type people(black suit, tie, sunglasses, earpiece...) that just stood there like those British soldiers. Or I'd have red uniformed with a red beret or something. Maybe the latter would be like main security and the former being special security.

Hmmm?

my security force would look like the ass-kicking whores from the movie sin city.

my security force would look like the ass-kicking whores from the movie sin city.

Hell yeah!

Hmmm.

Ridiculously tall and muscular. They'd all carry discreetly hidden AK-47, but blatantly carry huge bladed weapons.

The theory being, if you're an actual security risk, they'll whip out the AK-47s.

If you're just being annoying, the huge bladed weapons will suffice.

My security detail would be plain clothes, who knew how to be discreet with their weapons. The sole exceptions would be the Sumo Wrestler with an RPG who would flank me on the right, and the general purpose over equipped ass kicker who would flank me on the left.

A bit like marines from starcraft.

http://www.prop-shop.com/g/a/acy2012.jpg

Pirate Penguins.

like this:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/LordDraztiK/bodyguard.png

:cool:

They would wear USS Enterprise "Red Shirts of Hostile Fire Attraction"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/STObsession.jpg

which would give me plenty of time to either dispatch my attackers or get the hell away.

All short blonde females heavily trained in martial arts, carrying AK-47s, and each wearing a belt with several grenades in it. They would also each have a spear handgun on their sides, and a knife in one of their boots. They would also have a small number of throwing stars, and know how to use them.

All short blonde females heavily trained in martial arts, carrying AK-47s, and each wearing a belt with several grenades in it. They would also each have a spear handgun on their sides, and a knife in one of their boots. They would also have a small number of throwing stars, and know how to use them.
Shuriken?

http://i2.tinypic.com/qyiek6.jpg

I win.

Like the Waffen-SS. Minus the swastika.

Like the Waffen-SS. Minus the swastika.

I'd have to second this one...mine would also be Waffen-SS uniforms (minus the swastika, of course).

Hmmm...methinks that dark blue military-style uniforms with silver trim, black boots, and room for two weapons, not to mention full-on body armor, is in order. One weapon is a retractable billy club; the other is a high-voltage taser, since there are so many worse things my forces could do to people than kill them on the spot.

Or if the technology is there, an army of well-armed, well-armored robots who look like Lucy Liu will do.

All short blonde females heavily trained in martial arts, carrying AK-47s, and each wearing a belt with several grenades in it. They would also each have a spear handgun on their sides, and a knife in one of their boots. They would also have a small number of throwing stars, and know how to use them.
Change that to tall ones, and we're agreed :p

like the secret police dudes in the judge dredd movie! black armour, big guns, helmets with blacked-out visor, and black capes...


either that or some classic spacemarines in my own black, gold and red colour scheme...

http://www.cloudmover.net/images/gamcardillos/cardswarhammer40k/pictures/squadmorpheustactica.jpg

I win :D

Oh S*^&! (http://www.rpgland.com/fanart/parsons/sephiroth.jpg)

My security forces would be my handgun, and some dude in an S.S uniform minus the swastika.

Nobody would know exactly what they would look like.

There'd just be a puff of cotton candy scented smoke, A flash of green hair. A honking red nose and then my adversaries would be dead.

YAY for Ninja Clowns! :D
http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/ninjaclown.JPG

Mine would be an omniscient, omnipotent being that creates universes at his(and/xor her) whim.

either that or some classic spacemarines in my own black, gold and red colour scheme...


Nice!

Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel. And possibly Sean Connery.

http://www.teamace.co.uk/Vash.jpg

Yo.

That, or like Christian Bale in Equilibrium. Because his uniform is hot and so is he.

They'd be invisible, completely silent mega-robots armed with laser cannons, heavy hand weapons, and some awful machines of destruction.

Although really, I don't need security forces. Between my built-in "guidance" for weapons, pole-fighting abilities, steel claws welded with fingers, multi-hooked flails, radioactive scorpion tail, and personal handheld 10000000000-gigaton nuke disguised as a cell phone and clipped to my belt (the blast of which I can survive due to the composition of my body even though it will eliminate the rest of the universe immediately), I can take on just about anyone. Try me. *sharpens steel with evil grin*

I would have all the vampires from Underworld dressed like they were from Rocky Horror picture show. They would carry knives laced with poison and tranquelizer dart guns. So they can play with what they catch as I watch.

my security force would look like the ass-kicking whores from the movie sin city.

i second that. I love you for thinking of that.

I'd have 1 million Agent Smiths from the Matrix

Considering how Chuck Norris is an egomaniac, Mr T. Hes way cooler too. And he doesnt need to use round house kicks, just catch phrases.
"I PITY THE FOO!"

Black Helicopters !

1 million agent smith's you say? I raise you one Neo, and nuthin can beat that :cool:

...Bad Sequals and bombs on buses can beat Neo.

Considering how Chuck Norris is an egomaniac, Mr T. Hes way cooler too. And he doesnt need to use round house kicks, just catch phrases.
"I PITY THE FOO!"
And he has bodyguard training. That combined with the invention of 'pity' makes him the ultimate bodyguard.

Mr T invented fools, then, after realizing the folly of his actions, invented pity,

My security force would rely on a combination of intimidation and lethality.

Black military fatigues with kevlar and ceramic body armor. Over all this they would wear black Russian style trenchcoats. Their faces would be covered by gas-masks and thier heads covered by berets. I see no point in helmets, because chances are if you get shot in the head, with or without a helmet, your gonna drop.

They have their choice of any SMG or Carbine in my armory, should they want a sidearm they must provide it themselves.

I do not discriminate based on gender, and there is no regulation hair length.

A couple secret service type guys up close armed with M4's, 45 calibre pistols, and knives. Plain clothes on the perimeters armed with 45 calibre pistols, silenced 38 calibre pistol (for discrete 'removal' of threats), and knives. A couple of stratigically placed sniper teams. A couple gunship/troop transport helicopter teams patroling the area, a B52 or two circling in the upper atmosphere, and fighter support. A couble statellites in orbit to assist with coordination, monitoring, and electronic warfare. Finally a couple armoured units with infantry support nearby.

Sounds a lot like Bush's sercurity details when he visits potentionally hostile places like Afganistan or Iraq.

...Bad Sequals and bombs on buses can beat Neo.

Don't forget Dennis Hopper.

like the secret police dudes in the judge dredd movie! black armour, big guns, helmets with blacked-out visor, and black capes...


either that or some classic spacemarines in my own black, gold and red colour scheme...

http://www.cloudmover.net/images/gamcardillos/cardswarhammer40k/pictures/squadmorpheustactica.jpg
Well, as long as they wear Red and take the first hits while I identify and take out the assailants, they have served their purpose.

Private security force?

My friend, I'd have my own army.

An army of hot slutty ass-kicking women mind you, >_> *cough*

Humanoid robots capable of flight and equipped with multiple and redundant weaponry.

Private security force?

My friend, I'd have my own army.

An army of hot slutty ass-kicking women mind you, >_> *cough*

I think I will have to agree.

A space fleet, commanded completely by nympho women dressed like japanese school girls and nurses. Albeit they'll be incompotent in space battles, but damned they'll be sexy.

Two groups, the formal and informal. The informal guards would wear modified chemwar gear, reinforced with a flexible kevlar web lining. They would also wear ultra-lightweight armour padding constructed of separated honey-comb layers filled with impact solidifying gel. All in black of course. The helmets would contain integrated solid-state tactical linkage systems based on the British FIST system. All guards would be armed with an assault rifle derived from the FN-2000 but chambered for a 12-mm "super dum-dum" fragmentary round filled with toxic micro-fibres. A facemask contains the HUD as well as bio-feedback environmental control.

The formal guards are for public occasions. They wear the same body armour and basic equipment as the informal guards, but wear a leather trench coat over it. Not ordinary leather - vat grown and genespliced with spidersilk and the lipid layer from a bombardier beetles ignition chamber. Designed to be heat/flame proof as well as strong enough to stop shrapnel penetration and hand-gun rounds. Formal guards wear no helmets, but are equipped with HUD sunglasses integrated with a wrist-mounted version of the helmet computer.

Armament is a 12-mm multi-munition 6 round revolver with turbocharge gas extractor, motorised revolving unit for fully automatic fire and electro-magnetic recoil buffers also linked into the tactical 'bracer' units worn on each fore-arm. The tactical bracers include a cartridge based hypodermic injection unit for melee combat and target subdual.

Operational doctrine - any threat from a fire-arm to a ballistic egg is met with ludicrously inappropriate force.

BTW - We're recruiting.

Two groups, the formal and informal. The informal guards would wear modified chemwar gear, reinforced with a flexible kevlar web lining. They would also wear ultra-lightweight armour padding constructed of separated honey-comb layers filled with impact solidifying gel. All in black of course. The helmets would contain integrated solid-state tactical linkage systems based on the British FIST system. All guards would be armed with an assault rifle derived from the FN-2000 but chambered for a 12-mm "super dum-dum" fragmentary round filled with toxic micro-fibres. A facemask contains the HUD as well as bio-feedback environmental control.

The formal guards are for public occasions. They wear the same body armour and basic equipment as the informal guards, but wear a leather trench coat over it. Not ordinary leather - vat grown and genespliced with spidersilk and the lipid layer from a bombardier beetles ignition chamber. Designed to be heat/flame proof as well as strong enough to stop shrapnel penetration and hand-gun rounds. Formal guards wear no helmets, but are equipped with HUD sunglasses integrated with a wrist-mounted version of the helmet computer.

Armament is a 12-mm multi-munition 6 round revolver with turbocharge gas extractor, motorised revolving unit for fully automatic fire and electro-magnetic recoil buffers also linked into the tactical 'bracer' units worn on each fore-arm. The tactical bracers include a cartridge based hypodermic injection unit for melee combat and target subdual.

Operational doctrine - any threat from a fire-arm to a ballistic egg is met with ludicrously inappropriate force.

BTW - We're recruiting.

It's frightening how similar this is to what I had in mind. Right down to the impact solidifying gel nano-tech body armor. :eek:

Like stormtroopes, and I aint talking NAZIS.

Nondescript cysts beneath the skin.

small quick ninja like......or alternatively.........a lot like Klingons (cranial ridges and all)

I think I'd go with the black SS uniforms too.
Instead of the swatika though, they'd have the death's head and the Werewolf corps symbol.

Like a Spartan II from Halo, with G-36's that have Beta-C mags.. or drum fed automatic shotguns.

They'd all be hot chicks too, and not alowed to wear any clothes under that armour, or when out of it.. and be slutty.

My private security force would be known as the Special Tactical Firearms Unit, if for no other reason than they would be able to wear flak vests with STFU stenciled across the front of them.

I can take on just about anyone. Try me. *sharpens steel with evil grin*
Ok.
*throws dead chicken at Czardas*
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If you were rich as hell and wanted security, what would the security look like? Describe and maybe a picture, if they exist.

I'd have Secret Service type people(black suit, tie, sunglasses, earpiece...) that just stood there like those British soldiers. Or I'd have red uniformed with a red beret or something. Maybe the latter would be like main security and the former being special security.

Hmmm?

my guys/girls would be sneaky ass mother fuckers you wouldnt see...but thats just me.

They would wear USS Enterprise "Red Shirts of Hostile Fire Attraction"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/STObsession.jpg

which would give me plenty of time to either dispatch my attackers or get the hell away.

the worse acting gig in all of hollywood...you wore a red shirt..you died...plain and simple.
people had a career wearing red shirts,the yellows were not so easily written off,but the red always went bye bye.
cold war propoganda?...hehe...just funning a bit.
but it is funny the parrallels with star trak and the cold war..down to the colors...interesting..to me only?
the power of images is omnipresent.

now if we could get the damn al quaida types to dress in a same color..war is won...just like the dumbass redcoats did.:D

If you were rich as hell and wanted security, what would the security look like? Describe and maybe a picture, if they exist.


no contest
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/joshat22/security.jpg

Personal Guards-

Level 1: These gaurds would be the general goffers of the Guardian forces, they woud wear simple black shirts(short sleeved) and black slacks. They would carry visible guns in shoulder and mid-back carries. They would carry hidden knifes, and short swords. In colder atmospheres, they would wear simple black trench coats. These level of force are seen where ever any member of the Ruling council or Staff of the Grand Temple are at.

Level 2: These are the specialized, and rigidly trained forces of the Guardian forces, and while not the elite of the Guardian they are a forced to be feared. They carry simple high-powered weapons on various locations on their body. Their main weapons would be their hands, and they are trained hand to hand combat. They are trained to Guard their individual assignments to personal damage if need. They wear what ever their assignment prefer. They have short hair and have blue tattoos which cover most of their bodies, the more area covers by the tattoo patterns the higher rank they are.

Level 3- These are the elite of the Guardian forces. They are trained to rigidly in using what ever resources are around they to guard the Head of the Ruling Council and The Veiled Ones of the Temple. Their training includes every known weapons system, and they are also trained to use human troops in every known situation that may arise. The tactics part of their training has caused some jealous by the part of the Armed forces of their country, becasue of the specialized natural and their supreme level above the armed forced officers. Their outfits are simple woven fiber sandals with leather soles, they wear loose robes over baggy pants and loose tunic like shirts. Their outfits reflect the color sign of those they serve. They carry no weapons, their training provides they with the ultimate weapon their body. They travel in rotating pairs, these pairs are trained especially with their assignment in mind, which is to say their assignment trains in some part with them, so that a level of trust is developed. Once a pair is assigned, that is usually until the assignment is dead or ...

Ha! An easy one!

http://www.geocities.com/pippinsplayground/ringwraiths.jpg

:D

Three levels:

Exterior Security: Wearing black M36 greatcoats, kevlar/nomex balaclava and gloves, M38-style kevlar helmets, black trousers, and ankle boots, and equipped with a mix of SPAS-12 shotguns (primarily loaded with anti-riot loads) and G36 rifles, some fitted with AG36 grenade launchers. Some are armed with accurized M14/21 DMR rifles. Secondary armament is MP7A1. They are supported by Merkava Mk IV MBTs.

Interior Security: Wearing black coveralls over which is worn kevlar/nomex balaclava and gloves, gas masks, ballistic armor and so forth. Primary armaments include SAIGA 12-gauge shotguns and a mixture of UMP-45 and G36C Sub-Machine Guns/carbines. Secondary armament is M1911A1 or similar.

Sanctum Security (aka I-reckon-I-dun-fucked-now Security): All women hand-picked for their beauty and skill. Uniform is similar to Interior Security. Primary armament is FN F2000 with attachments varying based on the personality and requirements of the user, including the 40mm grenade launcher, pump action shot gun, 20mm light grenade launcher, and OICW.

Why the last choice? Because I always think it would be funny/fun and yet oddly characteristic of a megalomaniacal national leader to rely on an all-woman bodyguard.

Brock Samson

they'd look like ordinary civilians, wearing weapons as jewlery that didn't look like weapons at all. they wouldn't be massively physical either. just very agile and flexible and able to move fast. what they would wear would be anything that didn't look too unordinary without in any way inhibiting their ability to do so.

in camaroi all our 'police' and 'military' are like this. not that there's any standing military at all. but everyone is trained and takes their turns as 'police'

=^^=
.../\...

Eighteen year old nubile women, wearing bunny costumes, trained in the art of lapdance-fu.

ph43r them! (http://bb6.drliew.net/images/arrow.jpg)

It's always the person you'd least suspect...

ph43r them! (http://bb6.drliew.net/images/arrow.jpg)

It's always the person you'd least suspect...
my guards pwn j00

http://www.teletubbies.com/teletubbies.jpg

Either, midgets garbed in Smurf costume, or attractive oriental women in SS uniform. The former if possible...

http://i2.tinypic.com/qyiek6.jpg

I win.
No you lose.
That Movie sucked.

I could probably find better things on which to spend my money than a private security force... But presuming I did go in for one...

I am all for the uniforms. I think I would go with black, and something metallic. Something cliché from the movies, the typical rendition of some dystopic security squad.

It should be noted that my preferances are completely at odds with the guidelines for private armies/dystopic security squads outlined here (http://geoffhunt.ca/web/cgi-bin/forwards.cgi?true=372&back=W&listfwd=W&only=t&order=1&track=PREV+FWD) (Particularly rules 1, 21, and 29 more or less). Number 56 I like.

My private security force would be known as the Special Tactical Firearms Unit, if for no other reason than they would be able to wear flak vests with STFU stenciled across the front of them.

Nice. I like it. I'm going to suggest that at the next PD CERT meeting!

I would just get naked people to stand around me that will suffice

A group of female mercenaries; A bunch of muscled (not bodybuilder strong, but strong nevertheless), gun toting, head shaving badasses dressed in military boots, pants, tank tops or jackets, kevlar vests, helmets and sunglasses. They'd also be armed with FN FAL assault rifles.

What?

I would have an elite corps of ninja pirate zombie robots. Just because.

No you lose.
That Movie sucked.
Fuck the movie. She's hot as hell.

I would surround myself with a motley assortment of Vikings, Pirates, Ninjas, Mongols, and Lumberjacks. Of course they would be separated to prevent infighting.

Why? If I used only Ninjas, they could be defeated by Mongols. If I used only Mongols, they would be defeated by Lumberjacks. If I used only Lumberjacks, they would be defeated by Vikings. If I used only Vikings, they would be defeated by Pirates. If I used only Pirates, they would be defeated by Ninjas.

But if I use all 5, I will be UNSTOPPABLE.

Fuck the movie. She's hot as hell.


I'll tell you what- you can fuck the movie, I'll do her.

After I force her into submission.:)

Mine would either look like clowns (loads of people are scared of clowns...for some reason) so they wouldn't come anywhere near you, or you wouldn't be able to see them at all, they'd have stealth camo.

The camo would have to be perfected so that you wouldn't be able to see their...image/outline?? (If you've played metal gear solid, when you see the ninja in his camo)

My BodyGuards

http://www.muskehounds.com/muskehounds.jpg

or some Panther Girls

Who else?

http://www.dreadlockz.net/bilder/ancientdreads/rastafarians.jpg

Rastafarians.

My security would be as awesome as hell.
I would have twenty different, yet physically attractive and muscular guys without shirts on, so crazy pyshco women and gay men (no offense) would be distracted. Then I would have twenty guys like this to fight any who approaced

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/the_longest_yard/_group_photos/adam_sandler2.jpg

My security force would consist of JC Denton, Gordon Freeman, Master Chief, and Duke Nukem. That should be enough to handle oh, pretty much anything...

oh hell, I've got to throw Sephiroth in because he's just so badass.

My body guards would be some u.s.marines dressed in camo with all that typical stuff marines wear, and they know how to do martial arts all armed with M16s and desert eagles, with couple of grenades, and bullet proof vests.
Heres a picture of them of how they look like http://www.warshipsifr.com/media/goinginmr.jpg

Hells Angels but armed like Marines.

Hmm,

My bodyguards would be squirrels.

If someone shoots at me, they are quick enough to take the bullet.
If someone lobs a grenade, they can get it fast enough to get rid of it.
They have Ninja Like reflexes for ninja training.
They are just plain scary.

Best of all, they work for peanuts.

I would have Ghurka-robocops all armed with those ghurka knives and the automatic pistol robocop had.

Butler from the Artemis Fowl novels.

dressed up in chicken suits. 50 of them. with m16s and rocket launchers. they would also be invinvible and, if necessary, invisible. they would own your security forces.

Nobody would see mine.

You wouldn't be able to see what my forces look like, considering they are all masters of stealth infiltration. If you see them...well you get your bandana and cigar.

But as to conceal them from view they'd probably dress Sam Fisher/splinter cell style

He (http://www.firstuniversal.clara.net/godzilla_files/godzilla.jpg) should suffice for my security needs.

Butler from the Artemis Fowl novels.


A BUNCH of them...

my security force would look like the ass-kicking whores from the movie sin city.

Good answer. Sign me up, please

A BUNCH of them...

Partnered with penguin pirates...

I would have an elite corps of ninja pirate zombie robots. Just because.

Don't forget British, Cowboy, and Spy.

Another idea would be shapeshifters whose main form would be http://www.take2.co.za/covers/ss/big/fear-pc-2.jpg or http://i.today.reuters.co.uk/misc/genImage.aspx?uri=2006-02-22T172546Z_01_MAC231520_RTRUKOP_2_PICTURE0.jpg&resize=other and could shapeshift into http://www.grim.hu/grim.gif and even more unassuming and lethal forms like http://plush-toy.co.uk/acatalog/smurf.jpg.


Beware...

an all-furry version ofThe spanish inquisition. (http://i2.tinypic.com/r0av69.png)
Noone would expect them, and they'd carry enought firepower to take down a small country inside their suits.

Hmm,

My bodyguards would be squirrels.

If someone shoots at me, they are quick enough to take the bullet.
If someone lobs a grenade, they can get it fast enough to get rid of it.
They have Ninja Like reflexes for ninja training.
They are just plain scary.

Best of all, they work for peanuts.

Haha, that is just super.

They would all be Nymphos with large guns... They can protect my ass, and get a bit extra in return.:D

this has already been said alot in this thread, and im too damn lazy to read it all, but anyways here it goes, two words.

Chuck Norris

You would never see my security forces.

But they would be chainsaw-wielding mutant cyborg ninja kung-fu zombie pirate butlers.

http://www.oregonlink.com/movies/images/movies.gif


Why not?

to counter your Chuck Norris.

Samuel L Mutha Fuckin Jackson.
:D

Gotta go with Panzer Cops from Jin-Roh. Those guys kick 40 types of ass.

http://photobucket.com/albums/y71/CanOToast/jin-roh/?action=view&current=jinroh.jpg

You would never see my security forces.

But they would be chainsaw-wielding mutant cyborg ninja kung-fu zombie pirate butlers.

Don't be stupid. One man can't be both a ninja AND a pirate. There's just too much coolness.

these dudes

http://www.aeronautics.ru/archive/macedonia/photos01/mac0101.jpg

or a gestapo unit

I'd have 3 security-forces:

1. Ninjas
These would stay in hiding being around me and out of sight at all times they wouldn't be needed.

2. Predators
Same with these only they'd be guarding the gate to my house and my car etc as well.

3. and Gunny Sgt. Hartman to lead them to victory...And to yell at people for my amusement.

http://www.budosport.dk/Admin/ws_img/M/ninja.jpg
ninja

http://www.planetavp.com/images/predator.jpg
Predator

http://guanubian.blogspot.com/images/pyle-hartman.jpg
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman

He (http://www.firstuniversal.clara.net/godzilla_files/godzilla.jpg) should suffice for my security needs.
Quality.

And since someone already said Brock Samson, and I can't think of a good joke one...

Since becoming rich and needing a security force isn't likely, I'll chose something else not likely-those cyclone dudes from Robotech-
http://www.robotech.com/images/content/MEC_63_1_9231.gif

Though in real life it would look like this yay-hoo:
http://www.robotechresearch.com/reference/costumes/cyclone_costume3.jpg
http://www.robotechresearch.com/reference/costumes/cyclone_costume1.jpg
(really though, props to that guy for going above and beyond, imagine how many days he had to go without lunch money to do that...)

Though in real life it would look like this yay-hoo:
http://www.robotechresearch.com/reference/costumes/cyclone_costume3.jpg
http://www.robotechresearch.com/reference/costumes/cyclone_costume1.jpg
(really though, props to that guy for going above and beyond, imagine how many days he had to go without lunch money to do that...)
hahahaha :p

A little something like... this (http://muse.jhu.edu/journals/journal_of_lesbian_and_gay_studies/v006/full/6.2terry_fig11f.jpg)...

Hmmm.

Ridiculously tall and muscular. They'd all carry discreetly hidden AK-47, but blatantly carry huge bladed weapons.

The theory being, if you're an actual security risk, they'll whip out the AK-47s.

If you're just being annoying, the huge bladed weapons will suffice.


Discreetly hidden AK'S? How do you descreetly hide an AK? You might as well try to descreetly hide a machine gun.

http://www.oregonlink.com/movies/images/movies.gif


Why not?
best one yet :P

Discreetly hidden AK'S? How do you descreetly hide an AK? You might as well try to descreetly hide a machine gun.

In the National Geographic I read that during a negotiating session on the edge of the Korean DMZ the North Korean delegates turned up all wearing very long trench coats. After wondering what the hell was going on, the South Koreans and Americans worked out that the North Koreans were hiding AK-47s under their coats. Not a big deal; just a continuation of the little political games and one-upmanship that always take place at these meetings.

So the South Koreans whacked up the thermostat. The North Koreans would suffer severe diplomatic embarassment if their little joke was uncovered, so almost sweat their skin off under their long coats. I suspect quite a few concessions were won at that meeting.

It is possible to be discreet with an AK, but it will be very uncomfortable. :cool:

Hmmm...I'd want my security force to look like this:
http://www.gms.lu/blackboxphoto/leather.jpg
These would be my personal bodyguards.
The ones guarding the perimeter would look like this:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/2-2003fan.jpg
To really creep people out I might have some of these wandering around:
http://www.latexbay.com/ebay/zentai/catalog/zentai%20001.jpg
For salesmen and godbotherers, I'd sic this guy onto them:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images2/fanjuly05.jpg
(and no, that isn't me!!)

If you were rich as hell and wanted security, what would the security look like? Describe and maybe a picture, if they exist.

Hmmm?
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5628/specialforces2fw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5628/specialforces2fw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Saaay, doesn't that picture bear some resemblance to the young Eut?

How can you be your own bodyguard? Do you write a check for yourself each month? :p

Saaay, doesn't that picture bear some resemblance to the young Eut?

How can you be your own bodyguard? Do you write a check for yourself each month? :p
its called cloning... duh! :rolleyes: :p

Chuck Norris. GG

Jack Bauer. Thats really all you need. For the record Jack Bauer could take out Chuck Norris easily.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/r01339113/TWoP-PC/futurenet-hypnotoad.jpg

That would be General Grievous' Magnaguards from SW Ep III.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Wookie4.jpg

I believe I have the best security force imaginable.
http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/02/happy_birthday_deenster.jpg

I don't know who that girl is... but I'm sure she has a big gun.

I WIN!!! With Stewie Griffin, he would be a perfect bodyguard.
He makes his own weapons so no need to waste money on some for him.
He is a master of diguise. He can conceal almost any weapon. And he's a super genius so he has more uses than just protecting my ass.

My security force hasn't been decided yet. Well...It's a toss up between cyborg-firebreathing squirels, grunts from Halo 2, OR people wearing black armor, futuristic helmets, and some random weapon. Or finally this guy http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/screenshots/screenshot.aspx?ImageIndex=545&Set=0 (The giant fire guy).

they'd be hot women dressed in bikinis.

hehe

seriously, many criminals wouldn't shoot at females!

(of course, they'd be highly trained)

http://www.z64planet.com/view.php?img=/gfx/zelda12/twilightprincess-link0006.png

I need a hottie for my service! he can ive me backrubs in his spare time :p
yah, totally have to have cute guys, :D and then like, some super ninjas!

I would have to say a bit like 1950's spys "trech coat, fedora, aviatior glasses" I figure that anyone who saw me walking around with them would just think I was to cool to attack :cool:

No... I win...

http://www.vg.no/bilder/bildarkiv/1129513840.87743.jpg

A 6 foot 3 inch badass named Z that always wore black suit with satin tie and shirt, he would carry a colapsable rifle and 2 colapasable MAC-10's on his chest, and he would be bald.

And like 23 ninja princesses with swords and wearing bikini's.

Or no, wait, along with the babe ninjas and agent Z, I would have these guys, except like a million of them.

http://www.xgpgaming.com/xbox/images/Halo2_ODST.jpg

yeah.....
:fluffle: :mp5:

Three words: Tactical Dreadnought Armor http://www.nimbacreations.com/Library/Terminator%20helmet%20big.jpg

http://www.nimbacreations.com/Library/Terminator%20marine%20big.jpg

Because nothing says "Back the Hell off" like a gauntlet the size of your torso surrounded by an energy field that allows it to tear through tanks...

...unless of course it's the automatic weapon in the other hand that fires .75 caliber rounds that explode once they've punched a little way into ya.

...hot nude whores in tanks.......and a nuklear powered self destructing bomb.....thank you please come again...

Nuclear bomb?

As a defense weapon?

Dude, you're retarded... :confused:

Well, mine would look like the ninjas off Naruto!!! NARUTO ROCKS!!!:p

I personally would go for a group of samurais in my yard. Armed servants who are actually the most highly trained of all my security. James Bond. There would be lasers all over the place and of course turtles( you never know what they can do)

I'm thinking something like them...



http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/205/fembots0ry.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

If you were rich as hell and wanted security, what would the security look like? Describe and maybe a picture, if they exist.

I'd have Secret Service type people(black suit, tie, sunglasses, earpiece...) that just stood there like those British soldiers. Or I'd have red uniformed with a red beret or something. Maybe the latter would be like main security and the former being special security.

Hmmm?

Like nothing at all.. I would have my security force unseen, and unheard... and when unwanted elements were to aproach me, they should be swiftly taken out. by whatever means are nessesary >:]

Agents. Expensive but nondescript business formal outfit, dark sunglasses, oddly old-fashioned looking earpieces coiling down from the right ear, handguns concealed under their suits, impossibly fast and strong. Instant reincarnation, too. I'd keep a feederstock of servants for the agents to inhabit.

Basicly they would like like a gang member...

Ladys with pistals hidden (normally dressed they will not be thought has armed)
http://www.bdemporiumedmonton.com/eighthpage.html
http://www.cathybarryadultstore.com/images/pvc-wild-dress.jpg
http://www.itzik-gur.com/files/new/new/girls-bikini-new56.jpg
Spec ops not far behind
http://nsc.natick.army.mil/media/photo/ffw/ffw1_lg.jpg
http://nsc.natick.army.mil/media/photo/ffw/fwc1_lg.jpg
http://www.cientifica.com/archives/soldier.jpg
http://www.columbia.edu/cu/rotc/soldier-future-bg.jpg
Snipers where ever I go
cool starwars and video game armed guys
http://www.njoproject.com/files/dcon/Halo%20Soldier.jpg
http://summitcounty.redcross.org/katrina%20star%20wars%20concert.jpg
Armed robots
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/talon_eod-robotsiraq2.jpg
and jedi

Mechanized birdmen with steel-bladed wings and fore-arm mounted autocannons.

..What? I can dream! D:

Since I'm feeling uncreative at the current time,
http://www.playmoreconsoles.com/gfx/wallpapers/Guilty%20Gear/1024x768/guiltygear1024x768.jpg
should be sufficient.

I'd have to second this one...mine would also be Waffen-SS uniforms (minus the swastika, of course).
Yep. SS all the way. And who needs a swastika with the runes anyway?

A large band of highly attractive women secreting pheromones that will instantly make it impossible to act agressively for people in a hundred mile radius save for myself.

unless the attackers are female or homosexualls

Like stormtroopes, and I aint talking NAZIS.


Oh shit, forgot about the stormtroopers...I'd like 15 squads of Republic Commandos, and those transports the old republic had during the clone-wars...mmm...blasting away with that mini-death star-cannon...And 5 squads of ARC-Troopers.

complementing my Ninjas, Predators and Sgt Hartman.

Dessed in black military uniforms, black helmets, and red arm bands signifying they were with me.

Giant flying Blobs that can locate, engulf and suffocate my enemies wherever they are:

like this: http://ds.nfshost.com/wallpaper/blob-balls2.jpg

I imagine it's been said already, but no-one would know what my security forces would look like. Anyone worthy of seeing them would be 'disappeared'.

I would like an army of Symbiotes from the Spider-Man comic for my bodyguards. With the ability to become invisible, make melee weapons from their bodies, and with their bullet proof hides, they would be perfect. And because they can shapeshift, they could turn into tall blondes or the prozzies from Sin City or Jessica Alba or Christina Aguilera or anyone you want!;)

I'd have to second this one...mine would also be Waffen-SS uniforms (minus the swastika, of course).
why would you get rid of the swastikas, it would scare people shitless if they saw an ss troop standing guard

http://users.lichtsnel.nl/~spacey/dump/wallpapers/bleach/ichigo.jpg

now that is kick ass :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :upyours:

Motorcycle gangs with bats, and when the situation gets tough they pull out the alcohol and become angry drunks;)

I would prefer 5 tall (6'4 +) muscular bodyguards! Only Beretta 9mm will do for weapons. Nothing fancy. All dressed in suits, black! Black glasses, black shoes, trousers, so on!
Must be well trained in shooting, martial arts (or similar).

Plus going to high-threat areas of town or overseas i would hire an additional two men to act as sharp-shooters. Snipers!

Psh I'm so kick ass i dont need any bodyguards what so ever.

Infact people hire me to protect them.

storm troopers and red guard
jez you guys

plus Chuck Norris of course
and
Kato from the green hornet

The agents from The Matrix.

You'd piss yourself if one of those guys pulled a DEagle on you.

They would be extremely well trained and of course intelligence and actually have common sense.

And further to that, they would like the everyone else.

Of course they would have concealed weapons on them amongst surveillance equipment.

Although really, I don't need security forces. Between my built-in "guidance" for weapons, pole-fighting abilities, steel claws welded with fingers, multi-hooked flails, radioactive scorpion tail, and personal handheld 10000000000-gigaton nuke disguised as a cell phone and clipped to my belt (the blast of which I can survive due to the composition of my body even though it will eliminate the rest of the universe immediately), I can take on just about anyone. Try me. *sharpens steel with evil grin*
Chuck Norris could kick your ass.
:D

Gorillas. Brutal, bloodthirsty, trained to maim and blind, gorillas. They will be armed with Baseball bats with rusty nails sticking out of the end.

my security force would look like the ass-kicking whores from the movie sin city.

Best Idea I've read so far

These guys at all times:
Spartans (http://thelastspartanclan.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/halo2left.jpg)
These people in my perimeter security: Elites (http://www.toyboxer.com/images/full/JOYRIDE_activeCamoElite2.jpg)

In my outer Sanctum
Elite (http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/leyk/Callyfins_Elite.jpg)
Elites (http://www.xboxgazette.com/i/pic_halo2_artwork_03.jpg)

In my inner Sanctum:
Master Chief (http://media.teamxbox.com/dailyposts/halo2bios/01mc.jpg)
Honor Guards (http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/leyk/dreal_prismas_wip2.jpg)
this girl (http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/leyk/jaxx_kicksbutt_sketch.jpg)
the Arbiter (http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/leyk/arbiter1.jpg)

And, in fact, my house:
Outside (http://www.computerandvideogames.com/screenshots_library/dir_289/vortal_pic_144986.jpg)(Big thing in the north is entrance, actual house is underground.) I will have Spartans and Elites at the perimeters at all times. I will also have Hunters (http://www.the-junkyard.net/images/characters/halo/hunter_large.jpg) on the perimeter. The air will be patrolled by Longswords. (http://www.france-fps.com/images/halo/vaisseaufinal.png) Couldn't find pics for the inside, but I'll describe it to you (at least the importent parts.) When you first enter underground, there is a large chamber with a long hallway going along to my outer sanctum. There are many doors, none of them labeled, each guarded by to Honor Guards and a Spartan. When you reach the innner sanctum, you find a world of peace and beauty, with many flowers and trees. But don't be fooled by the nature. It only serves to hide my guards. If you survive the outer sanctum, you still have to deal with the inner sanctum. In it are my personal guards: Master Chief, Fox Lady (I think her name is Jaxx, not sure) Honor Guards and then finally the Arbiter. Doesn't mean the Arbiter is the best. If you survive that, you still have to survive my personal guards. Noone knows what they look like because no one has ever servived an encounter with them. Or me.

Badasses such as myself don't need security forces.

Me? I just like to watch the hero struggle down my halls of doom, so it is easier to feed them to my pet grunts.

If you were rich as hell and wanted security, what would the security look like? Describe and maybe a picture, if they exist.

I'd have Secret Service type people(black suit, tie, sunglasses, earpiece...) that just stood there like those British soldiers. Or I'd have red uniformed with a red beret or something. Maybe the latter would be like main security and the former being special security.

Hmmm?

my security would be something like Hero Protagonist and YT from Snow Crash. Oh, and I'd have the dog, except I can't remember what its name was.

Mine would remain quietly, safely unseen in the crowd. Plus one very large individual to distract potential threats from the snipers on evey roof within rifle range.

Plus the USS Abraham Lincoln just off-shore.

The leading lady from Alias would suit me. :D

He's got a horse called Binky, his mate is the Death of Rats, and he plays a mean game of Bridge...

Oh...and he is Death...

http://perso.ens-lyon.fr/florent.bouchez/discworld/images/death.jpg

If you were rich as hell and wanted security, what would the security look like? Describe and maybe a picture, if they exist.

That just stood there like those British soldiers.

Hmmm?

Mine would be like the swiss guard in vatican city http://www.vatican.va/roman_curia/swiss_guard/swissguard/image/divisa_act_02.jpg

Mine would consist of lithe, slim females toting massivly bladed weapons dressed in SS uniforms, with hidden machine-pistols.

Hannibal Lector ofcourse. :rolleyes:

I'd have Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and this dude: :headbang:

Gorillas. Brutal, bloodthirsty, trained to maim and blind, gorillas. They will be armed with Baseball bats with rusty nails sticking out of the end.

I like that idea, I want some gorillas too, they kick ass!

Also, I need a few dozen of these (http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/3031/guard7ew.jpg). They are armed with AK-74Us, 40mm frag grenades, and a PMM Marakov pistol.

like, Mr T, a ninja, a monkey and an icecream man all mixed up in one...
imagine the possibilities!!

Sith lords all the way... hehe

You remember the Waffen SS security forces of Hitler? Just like that, just with M4's and a big as :mp5: :sniper: military chopper

Maybe the marines and Det. Burnett and Det. Lowery from Bad Boys II.

Pah, my agents could take over the bodies of any of your noob guards, though, HAH!

My security would be a body double.

I would be the one in the armour and helmet, toting an An-94.

You know the three models of Terminators from the Terminator films - I will take 50 of each. They would also be intelligently programmed to obey my instructions.

The T-X models should spend most of their time in their busty buxom form too - something about women who can kill easily.

Modern Tech...

All beautiful asian girls with Neko-ears and a tail, with white and blue uniforms. They would carry guns, swords and enough ammo to start a war and yet be so sexy, just don't touch!

My favourite look was the one taken on by the South Korean Police prior to hosting the Olympics. They were trying to dispel their reputation for brutality and corruption. So to appease the West they issued yellow riot shields with happy faces on them! I remember seeing the picture of it, all these mean looking police with happy faces on their riot shields. The South Korean authorities were shocked to have the international media make fun of them (people who want to live forever don’t tend to do that sort of thing in either Korea).

http://i20.ebayimg.com/01/i/02/05/e0/d3_1.JPG

(This was the closest thing I could find and it’s just a North American emoticon)

Four of these. (http://www.vfxhq.com/1998/stills/godzilla/god1.jpg)

My guards will be the Helgast from Killzone A whole Army of them, Aliens as petrol dogs, super battle droids and if all else fails Preators

my security would be something like Hero Protagonist and YT from Snow Crash. Oh, and I'd have the dog, except I can't remember what its name was.

Heh I was thinking along the lines of snow crash for my defence as well, though more in the making sure every one knows there is a nuke linked to my vital signs kinda way, if I go down I take every one else with me. :D

For the uninformed however I would rather devote my money to personal protection, the world needs a bulletproof buisness suit.

RE: the dog, you are thinking of the rat-things I don't think we ever found out its name.

A couple of these from RE 4
http://www.capcom-central.com/ResidentEvil/ResidentEvil4/images/enemies/maiden.jpg
her...
http://media.g4tv.com/images/imagedb2/333/33308_L.jpg
6 of these...
http://www.igrograd.com.ua/images/41_99_rome/Rome03.jpg
12 of these
http://www.cybergooch.com/images/artwork/apoctank.jpg
3 of these
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=Kirov+red+alert+2
And my back up plans
http://redalert2.bonusweb.cz/grafika/nuclearmissilesilo.jpg
http://www.cncworld.org/games/redalert2/structures/weathermachine.gif
Fear me.:mp5: :mp5:

Euhheh, I hate zombies, but I love zombie Movies.

Zombies are too slow and stupid to use as a defense force. Movements are unnatural and sluggish, that is why even an undead army wouldn't be highly effective.

I'd go with strategically placed snipers with the MGS style stealth camo, advanced comm and detection equipment. Then I'd probably have similarly equipped cybernetic goon squads except they'd be playing cattle prod ninja.

People wouldn't even realized what stopped them half the time! It wouldn't take up half my estate like some people's. But, I'm just going to assume they have small islands and such so they can house and maintain such forces.

Clicky (http://perso.wanadoo.fr/immortel/dossiers/paris/img/queen_AlienPress.jpg)

Mine would be like the Spanish Inquisition from Monty Python

Zombies are too slow and stupid to use as a defense force. Movements are unnatural and sluggish, that is why even an undead army wouldn't be highly effective.
You have obviously never tried to kill a regerator.

2 words: Spartan supersoldiers

http://www.sector7-halo.com/halo/chars/Master%20Chief.jpg

The would b shape-changing mutants who were coninuosly cloaked to those who wished m harm. Or I'd just b invincible.

Warhammer SPACE MARINES! badass motherfuckers!

Mine, would look like this http://cimg.163.com/game/0505/30/sc17s.jpg except with out the sword and a massive arsenal of heavy firepower on their backs, also five pouches of shuriken and three pouches of kunai.

big muscled guys wearing fullmetal bulletpoof lightweight suits(possibly titanium) with bulletproof glass protecting their eyes .With mounted cannons on the sholder, laser cannon on the other .Mounted double barrel shotgun on the wrist(for close range) with laser scope mounted on the face helmet.
For close range swords but for those high up in rank a 50lb warhammer capable of smashing cocrete . This what I like to call phase one codename the brutes. which is many for muscle and military phase two ill tell later

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/DragoonKVess/Character%20Pics/queenalien1.jpg

A.K.A.: Alien Queen, Queen Xenomorph, Xenomorph Queen

Height: 10-11 ft.

Weight: lighter than you think

Regular Abilities: Claws from four arms, sharp stinger on tail, back spikes, metallo-silicate exoskeleton, concentrated hydroflouric acid for blood, powerful internal jaw/tongue, uses echolocation and brain waves to see and communicate

Special Abilities: none

Weakness: None

Film Appearances: "Alien" (1979, one of those eggs could have been a queen)

"Aliens" (1986)

"Alien 3" (1992)

"Alien: Resurrection" (1997)











Need I say any more?

Dress like the men in black, never talk, never move without a flourish or a flip or something. One silenced pistol and a belt of flashbangs as weapons.

Swiss Guards. Nothing deludes potential attackers into a false sense of security like men in tutus with pom-pom shoes. It doesn't hurt that these men in tutus are some of the best-trained, deadliest mercenaries around.

My security force:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/DragoonKVess/Character%20Pics/spawn.jpg

My private security would be the Swiss Guard. You need a tough force to protect the Pope.




No one expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!!

Jesus is my bodyguard.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/DragoonKVess/Character%20Pics/queenalien1.jpg

A.K.A.: Alien Queen, Queen Xenomorph, Xenomorph Queen

Height: 10-11 ft.

Weight: lighter than you think

Regular Abilities: Claws from four arms, sharp stinger on tail, back spikes, metallo-silicate exoskeleton, concentrated hydroflouric acid for blood, powerful internal jaw/tongue, uses echolocation and brain waves to see and communicate

Special Abilities: none

Weakness: None

Film Appearances: "Alien" (1979, one of those eggs could have been a queen)

"Aliens" (1986)

"Alien 3" (1992)

"Alien: Resurrection" (1997)











Need I say any more?


You forgot:
weakness: Forklifts and fire, and machineguns and airlocks. :D oh, and also alien-baby-albino-freaks who hate their mother.

I would like an army of Symbiotes from the Spider-Man comic for my bodyguards. With the ability to become invisible, make melee weapons from their bodies, and with their bullet proof hides, they would be perfect. And because they can shapeshift, they could turn into tall blondes or the prozzies from Sin City or Jessica Alba or Christina Aguilera or anyone you want!;)

Symbiotes? Is that like...Venom and Carnage? best bad-guys ever.

The ideal security would be the 16th century Spanish tercios complete with musket and arquebus. Of course that would provide little challenge these days, so hidden nearby I'd have the SAS. History and modernity is a nice mix. The tercios would give the place a certain gravitas, whilst the SAS would keep things safe.

Yeah, all of that sounds good. However, I have a much better body guard who kicked so much ass... and is for hire.



Gordon Freeman.

The conversation would be a bit stale though.

Symbiotes? Is that like...Venom and Carnage? best bad-guys ever.
Combined with the Aliens from Alien:eek:

They would be clones of me. They would all have double-breasted black trenchcoats, (Equilibrium style) and carry FN-P90s. I would have the exact same equipment, so you'd never know which one was me. And each clone would be controlled by a computer chip, to keep them from killing me and taking over.

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/UA8912.jpg

all the ones about scantily clad females wouldnt work, just a couple of compliments about their ss uniforms and they'd be under the table.

ps far too many nazi sympathisers on here for my liking

Zombies are too slow and stupid to use as a defense force. Movements are unnatural and sluggish, that is why even an undead army wouldn't be highly effective.
How dare you say such a stupid, racist thing, SOB

~The Zombie Alliance

all the ones about scantily clad females wouldnt work, just a couple of compliments about their ss uniforms and they'd be under the table.

They'd sure as hell work for me! :D

Small monkeys dressed as pirates.
Thousands of them.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09/10/daleks.jpg

Cyber Pirate Ninja Babes.

2 words

chuck
norris

on second thought
the borg
the more often people attacked you, the bigger security force you would get

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%20MM/Iran.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%20MM/Iran.jpg
What are those, supposed to be? Terrorist nuns or something?

What are those, supposed to be? Terrorist nuns or something?

The personal guard of the Sultan of Cluichstan, of course. :p

Mine would be invisible.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%20MM/Iran.jpg

Unless they're lesbians why would they fight for 70 virgins girls? Silly terrorists, trix are for civilized people.

Mine would look like the SEAL Team 6 peoples from CSS, and have XM-8s (image (http://image2.sina.com.cn/jc/2005-01-13/U28P27T1D258135F26DT20050113080900.jpg)) and/or OICWs (image (http://usmcweapons.com/articles/OICW/oicw%20tree1.jpg)).

Kickass.

Oh, and also, dudes on rooftops with fatty Barrett sniper rifles (image (http://files.uzitalk.com/reference/shoots/uzitalk2005/muzzleflash%20barrett.jpg)).

The Swiss Guard.

I'm probably not the first person to say that, am I?














Oh, that's right. The Pope beat me to it...

http://www.lightspeedfineart.com/Photos/SG1/GuardA.jpg

only restiled in Black (dark) red and a little silver... and I'd give the dude some (iron-clad) gloves

Tribbles. Armed with pebbles.

Well . . . hmm . . . I think that mine would look like either Jedi . . . OR clones like off Star Wars. lol

mmm...
I think ive got to have like 20 guys all armed with submachine guns:mp5: , and then maybe a couple of jeeps with 50. cals on top. Then a helicopter or two circling above who can take out trouble makers with mini guns or sniper rifles :sniper:

You would never even see mine. It's that simple.

http://home.att.net/~zuk.com/wo7b.jpg

Tribbles. Armed with pebbles.
funny


but really

tough guys in black or dark blue BDU's withbody armor, P90s, and USPs

http://www.theempire.com.au/images/2005-10-13/Predator%20MA17%20Celtic%20Microman.jpg

oh yeah, and they have heat senitive parts in theyre masks too... so all your invisable units have no effect

I think this 75 Tons of steel could resolve all my problems

http://www.games.ru/review/mechwarrior4/mw42.jpg

I would be guarded by four Jedi Knights: Three that look like Samurai, and Ernie :-D Because he can use the force.

I would be guarded by four Jedi Knights: Three that look like Samurai, and Ernie :-D Because he can use the force.

And that is your first post........

I think this 75 Tons of steel could resolve all my problems
Until an Abrams pops smoke, ruining your targeting, then puts a HEAT through your hear sink as it passes by at 70mph...

They'd look like the Shinra MP's from Final Fantasy 7. Puffy blue and grey uniform with sunglasses!

I'd just have Mr Worf from star trek as my security

Mine would wear army/ninja style cloths Fight with katanas and have a a high tech millitary fighty wepon in case guns are nessasary. They would always be areound but never seen.:sniper: :sniper:

Mine would wear army/ninja style cloths Fight with katanas and have a a high tech millitary fighty wepon in case guns are nessasary. They would always be areound but never seen.:sniper: :sniper:

How.............. Just forget it.

http://www.theempire.com.au/images/2005-10-13/Predator%20MA17%20Celtic%20Microman.jpg

oh yeah, and they have heat senitive parts in theyre masks too... so all your invisable units have no effect

course with the whole exploding when they die thing they may not do you that much good against some one with sufficient distance and a sniper rifle

course with the whole exploding when they die thing they may not do you that much good against some one with sufficient distance and a sniper rifle

I think thats a voluntary detonation rather than an automated thing. Your point concerning distance still stands though; Their ranged weapons are limited both in reach and velocity.

A hunter satellite armed with a (Very) long distance precision flamethrower.

Either that or polar bears.

God.

God.
Hes overpowered someone should nerf him..

Stop deleting my post if you do that 1 more time this means war!!!:sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper:

main security force would consist of the entire crew of a peacekeeper command carrier from farscape:D
and as for a backup/elite assins i'd use a mob of 20 midgets, as nobody expects them.

George Dubya Bush.

With him around, rightwing crazies are soothed, leftwing crazies are not concerning themselves with me, and moderates aren't killing anyways.

Two Words

The Turks



Enough said

I would have 1,000 UFC fighters for minor threats and then i would have highly trained ninjas who would be able to wield any sword, use numb chucks, kill any man silently in a 100 different, use throwing stars, and know every form of kung fu known to man. Lastly i would have sharp shooters surronding my house to be able to pick out ne big threat 500 yards before they reached me:sniper:

THAT"S IT!!! THIS MEANS W@R!!!!!!!!!!:upyours: :headbang: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5:

Regular soldiers armoured in Imperial stormtrooper armor, two Hunters (http://www.the-junkyard.net/images/characters/halo/hunter_large.jpg)to flank me and Darth Vader.
Plus a strike team of Jolt forum mods to neutralise gun smiley psychological warfare.

I would have 20 people looking exactly like me, but able to fight... that way, no one would know who to attack and I could sneak out the back door and nuke the planet from orbit;)

either beef eaters, or the bear skin hat guys

ninjas would also be good, ooh screw that pirates instead, even better ninja pirates!!!!

Two Words

The Turks



Enough said
*counts* i counted six words *counts again* yup, six words.

What if I wore a poop suit with a carbon fibre alloy under it?

No-one could hurt me by shooting at me - because of the carbon fibre, no-one would dare touch me - because of the ickyness, as an added advantage I wouldn't have to touch the poop myself because of the carbon underlay and as an added bonus it's a fairly easy and cheap to produce and maintain.


Hmmm, I think I might be on to something here.

Pirate Ninjas.

and maybe a few gorgeous men each weilding dual goose-quill sabers.

of course I'd have to keep my own, discreet Beretta 92FS 9 millimeter. (Not that that's REALLY necessary with the pirate ninjas, but still.)

(Oh damn, someone already stole my idea of pirate ninjas!)