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With their left hand?

No, I don't cheat.

No, I don't cheat.
so you dont use peanutbutter?

No, I don't cheat.

You don't like threesomes?

so you dont use peanutbutter?
ROFLMAO

WTF??

PEANUT BUTTER?! LOL:p :p :p :p :p

Hello
this is arc-word for me but im d8ing a girl online. ive never meat her before in real life and i love her evin though its kind weird.

As I raise my weapon of choice a voice calls out, faint at first but then notice able. Will-"is the giant snake flat footed?". every one plus DM-"Yes Will its flat footed." its in evry one of my posts :sniper:

Hello
this is arc-word for me but im d8ing a girl online. ive never meat her before in real life and i love her evin though its kind weird.

As I raise my weapon of choice a voice calls out, faint at first but then notice able. Will-"is the giant snake flat footed?". every one plus DM-"Yes Will its flat footed." its in evry one of my posts :sniper:

Is the secret the dating girl online or the weird message?

"But officer, i already took the breathalyzer TWICE tonight, i ... oh, okay ... *ahem*"
Funny, but mean :mad:

:sniper:
As I raise my weapon of choice a voice calls out, faint at first but then notice able. Will-"is the giant snake flat footed?". every one plus DM-"Yes Will its flat footed."

Hello
this is arc-word for me but im d8ing a girl online. ive never meat her before in real life and i love her evin though its kind weird.

As I raise my weapon of choice a voice calls out, faint at first but then notice able. Will-"is the giant snake flat footed?". every one plus DM-"Yes Will its flat footed." its in evry one of my posts :sniper:

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

I once stole a cookie!
lmao so hard its almost not funny.

As I raise my weapon of choice a voice calls out, faint at first but then notice able. Will-"is the giant snake flat footed?". every one plus DM-"Yes Will its flat footed."


:sniper:

I'm really alone and wish I had someone to love. That's my secret.

ROFLMAO

WTF??

PEANUT BUTTER?! LOL:p :p :p :p :p
http://www.childstoryhour.com/images/coloring/peanutbutter.gif
:fluffle:

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
what the hell/heaven dos drugs hav to do with online d8ing?

im not even signing this im so flush-terd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im part of an online mafia. thats an organization, kinda.
its on www.runescape.com and im the business front. my acount name is Lordzoom1st. and ill help anyone who plays, were that kinda mafia.(were known as the NKM).

and how do i rap it like a sign?

But be advised. Crunchy peanutbutter = not your friend.

what the hell/heaven dos drugs hav to do with online d8ing?

im not even signing this im so flush-terd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's you're crazy php thing. Why don't you just put it in a sig?

I'm really alone and wish I had someone to love. That's my secret.

Me too, Tribes. Me too.

I've never cheated on my wife, I've never had ill thoughts towards her, and she's divorcing me so she is a fucking **** and I hope she fails at everything in life, but I told her the opposite, because I still love her and I really do hope she succeeds at everything, and she isn't a ****, but she broke my heart and...............

Awwwww fuck you all. :(

I need to drink more. Someone kill me please. PLEASE?:( :( :( :(

ok, theres some problems id like to help you with.

Now if you can help me contact him, plz do so.
stop the drinking. its only making things bad for you and yur pocket.
Next. Stay alive, dont giveup. theres plenty of fish in the sea. ill help you
now i want you to contact me at Dennis10690@msn.com(e-mail) or at aim Zoomy2k.


As I raise my weapon of choice a voice calls out, faint at first but then notice able. Will-"is the giant snake flat footed?". every one plus DM-"Yes Will its flat footed."

id put a sniper, but that would be wrong:(

Does anyone have any secrets that they are tired of keeping? Share them here!

I will start. I am a member of a secret society (we prefer the term organization) called the Keyi (yeah, that is where the name came from). I don't think that I should go into any greater details, the other Councillors would not approve.




i want to join, im smart, im fast, i way 120 and can do 50 pushups under 25 min, and 40 crunches in 30 min.o and what cant i do (like spying on the chines, they hate me).

As I raise my weapon of choice a voice calls out, faint at first but then notice able. Will-"is the giant snake flat footed?". every one plus DM-"Yes Will its flat footed."


:sniper: bang bang. i can shoot the head of a squerrl ate 30feet with a b-bgun (im male and strait, very very strait).

Now if you can help me contact him, plz do so.:(

He's been banned, possibly perma-banned. He's no longer our problem.

He's been banned, possibly perma-banned. He's no longer our problem.

He neads help, do u have no soul.:upyours: :upyours: :upyours:
people need help with there lives, i know what suaside dos to people, it can hert everyone, people you might not even think will hert. and your an @$$ for thinking hes just a problem.

Sorry i lashted out at you, i just dont want anyone killing themselfs. im serounded by death and want it to stop.

can anyone get me his email or somthing?

I'm really alone and wish I had someone to love. That's my secret.
You must be a girl.

He neads help, do u have no soul.:upyours: :upyours: :upyours:
people need help with there lives, i know what suaside dos to people, it can hert everyone, people you might not even think will hert. and your an @$$ for thinking hes just a problem.

"What's Hecuba to him?"

You must be a girl.

Tribes is male.

I'm really alone and wish I had someone to love. That's my secret.

I feel your pain, because I am also going through it.

Tribes is male.
*smashes head on desk repeatedly*

9 out of 10 ten times a girl would say that. Or a sensitive man. Or a gay man.

I feel your pain, because I am also going through it.
Let's all have a group hug!!

He's been banned, possibly perma-banned. He's no longer our problem.

What? When? Why? :confused:

Let's all have a group hug!!

You're not funny.

You're not funny.

You're not nice.

What? When? Why? :confused:

Death threats against Dark Shadowy Nexus. Understandable, but he still deserved it.

Death threats against Dark Shadowy Nexus. Understandable, but he still deserved it.

Well that was stupid. Fair enough then.

You're not nice.

On the contrary, I'm very nice. I just have no patience for the "Boys don't cry" culture, which has contributed to males being between three and seven times more likely to kill themselves than females.

On the contrary, I'm very nice. I just have no patience for the "Boys don't cry" culture, which has contributed to males being between three and seven times more likely to kill themselves than females.

You know, i cryd for the first time in 5 years a week ago (i dont want to say why, yet).
and what dos hecuba mean?
:sniper:

well my big secret is that I am really Max Barry....and I am gay...and black..and i worship satan...the end

well my big secret is that I am really Max Barry....and I am gay...and black..and i worship satan...the end
Duh...:p

I've never cheated on my wife, I've never had ill thoughts towards her, and she's divorcing me so she is a fucking **** and I hope she fails at everything in life, but I told her the opposite, because I still love her and I really do hope she succeeds at everything, and she isn't a ****, but she broke my heart and...............

Awwwww fuck you all. :(

I need to drink more. Someone kill me please. PLEASE?:( :( :( :(


This is terrible. I've cheated on my partner at least over 60 times and she still hangs around me.

My father was right: Treat them mean. Keep them keen.

Does anyone have any secrets that they are tired of keeping? Share them here!

I will start. I am a member of a secret society (we prefer the term organization) called the Keyi (yeah, that is where the name came from). I don't think that I should go into any greater details, the other Councillors would not approve.

No matter how many times I read the first Lord of the Rings novel, I can never picture how Tom Bombadil and Goldberry's house must look like. Yeah, this secret sucks, but the rest are not in my best interest to reveal.

i want to join, im smart, im fast, i way 120 and can do 50 pushups under 25 min, and 40 crunches in 30 min.o and what cant i do (like spying on the chines, they hate me).

As I raise my weapon of choice a voice calls out, faint at first but then notice able. Will-"is the giant snake flat footed?". every one plus DM-"Yes Will its flat footed."


:sniper: bang bang. i can shoot the head of a squerrl ate 30feet with a b-bgun (im male and strait, very very strait).
You know, we are looking for new members. I don't know if this would work or not (most likely not, I have no idea who you are), so telegram and we will talk. I will need to know more about you and then (if I feel that there is a chance you could join) I will talk to the rest of the Council and we will put it to vote. But even if it doesn't work out, you just put my mind at ease about something I have been worrying about for the past few months.

I had a premonition a few hours ago that my parents and siblings were going to die.

I had a premonition a few hours ago that my parents and siblings were going to die.

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

Drugs are bad, mmkay?
I don't drugs, and I don't even take medicene (I don't really know why I don't take medicene, I just don't)

I don't drugs, and I don't even take medicene (I don't really know why I don't take medicene, I just don't)

Where's the fun in premonitions if you're not really doped up?

Where's the fun in premonitions if you're not really doped up?
They are not fun, though I thank God everytime He gives me one.

They are not fun, though I thank God everytime He gives me one.

1) How do you know it's God giving you them?
2) You've had premonitions before?

1) How do you know it's God giving you them?
2) You've had premonitions before?
1) Good question. It is very hard to give you the type of answer that you would want. Well, most of them happen when I am praying for people and/or events. I guess that if you wanted to you could just call it insanity though. Also, I know that no human can be giving them to me. There is no room within my life for the Devil. There is only one God, so obviously they have to be coming from him.
2) Yes, I have.

2) Yes, I have.

Did they all come true?

Did they all come true?
To this point, yes. There are one or two which haven't yet, but considering the current events in my life and where I am, I can guarantee that it isn't so far fetched that they will in the near future.

I don't drugs, and I don't even take medicene (I don't really know why I don't take medicene, I just don't)

If you took medication, your "premonitions" and issues with secret societies and demons might be resolved in a reasonable way.

To this point, yes. There are one or two which haven't yet, but considering the current events in my life and where I am, I can guarantee that it isn't so far fetched that they will in the near future.

Spooky.

If you took medication, your "premonitions" and issues with secret societies and demons might be resolved in a reasonable way.
I am not insane (I have this doctor friend, and he will guarantee it), so I have no need for medication.

Spooky.
Despite everything, I find them comforting (I just keep realizing more and more how great God is every time that they come true).

I am not insane (I have this doctor friend, and he will guarantee it), so I have no need for medication.

Ah, nothing like the doctor who ratifies your desire to "fight demons", and your ability to see the future...must've done great on his boards.

Ah, nothing like the doctor who ratifies your desire to "fight demons", and your ability to see the future...must've done great on his boards.
The ablity to see the future is not mine, I cannot see it all; only what God choses to reveal to me. My doctor is aware of my desire to fight demons, it doesn't excite him, but he will still testify that I am sane. As for my premonitions, he thinks it is only coinsidence.

The ablity to see the future is not mine, I cannot see it all; only what God choses to reveal to me. My doctor is aware of my desire to fight demons, it doesn't excite him, but he will still testify that I am sane. As for my premonitions, he thinks it is only coinsidence.

Has he ever cross referenced your "revelations", "prominitions", and "demon fighting" with the DSM-IV?

Has he ever cross referenced your "revelations", "prominitions", and "demon fighting" with the DSM-IV?...perhaps instead cross-referenced with the Gospel of the FSM.

...perhaps instead cross-referenced with the Gospel of the FSM.


Heh...I find pirate ninjas and beer-volcanoes as plausible as Keyi's "Council"...

Heh...I find pirate ninjas and beer-volcanoes as plausible as Keyi's "Council"...
I don't really see why not! :)

I don't really see why not! :)

That's because you are a member of the Lesbian Periodontist Cabal, a subset of the Bavarian Mason Lodge of Rooster Chokers.

I already know your secrets Straughn...I know that Agent Graves' predecessor sent you to hit Taft, I know you are the 7th Minuteman, and I know that Augustus Medici has plans for House Nagel.

That's because you are a member of the Lesbian Periodontist Cabal, a subset of the Bavarian Mason Lodge of Rooster Chokers.

I already know your secrets Straughn...I know that Agent Graves' predecessor sent you to hit Taft, I know you are the 7th Minuteman, and I know that Augustus Medici has plans for House Nagel.
No no no, the only thing YOU can prove is I'M the "Replacement Jesus"

*alms*
All that other jazz is hearsay and inn-someone's-endo. Well, almost all of it. You'll never catch me in a second-hand apron!

The ablity to see the future is not mine, I cannot see it all; only what God choses to reveal to me. My doctor is aware of my desire to fight demons, it doesn't excite him, but he will still testify that I am sane. As for my premonitions, he thinks it is only coinsidence.
I'm not quite sure that is the specifics of what he would testify.

I had a premonition a few hours ago that my parents and siblings were going to die.
I had a premonition that everyone who has posted on this board will be dead within the next 100 years.
I pray to God that I'm wrong, but usually my premonitions are unnervingly accurate.

Last time I had a premonition it was that the 20th Century would end at midnight, December 31st, 2000. Man, did that ever freak me out when it happened.

I just found out I'm pregnant and hubby doesn't know yet.



:D

I just found out I'm pregnant and hubby doesn't know yet.



:D
Was it Ringo? ;)

EDIT: No, sorry, you already cleared that up. If anything, DEFINITELY NOT Ringo.

No one should ever have to know that I am actually an anal-probing bisexual alien obsessed with bunny fornications.

Rats.

No one should ever have to know that I am actually an anal-probing bisexual alien obsessed with bunny fornications.

Rats.
Including bunnies and chickens?

Was it Ringo? ;)

EDIT: No, sorry, you already cleared that up. If anything, DEFINITELY NOT Ringo.
Lol.. ;)

Including bunnies and chickens?

No sir. Specializing only in bunny fornications. And anime female ninjas with starry eyes subject to forceful chocolate tentacle sex.

Is "deflowerification" a real word?

When I was a kid I wanted to be an animal torturer when I grew up. I practiced by nailing flies to batteries and watch them burn and by throwing cats into lakes... they swim really well and they look pathetic when they're wet:D

No sir. Specializing only in bunny fornications. And anime female ninjas with starry eyes subject to forceful chocolate tentacle sex.
Man, who HASN'T seen that one. *shakes head*
Out of the anime realm, i know of one sexual venture with a certain girl and a small live octopus. Yep, it fit, mostly. Feisty too.

Is "deflowerification" a real word?
Well, here it can be. *looks accusingly at self*

I'm addicted to Elder Scrolls Oblivion and anything that comes between me and the game is turning into a major annoyance.

*shakes head*

Postsecret. Doy.

You know, we are looking for new members. I don't know if this would work or not (most likely not, I have no idea who you are), so telegram and we will talk. I will need to know more about you and then (if I feel that there is a chance you could join) I will talk to the rest of the Council and we will put it to vote. But even if it doesn't work out, you just put my mind at ease about something I have been worrying about for the past few months.

How do i contact you. Please use my code system found on my region. Just look at the messages on the regions message bord. my nation is mooz kow body on nation states.

As I raise my weapon of choice a voice calls out, faint at first but then notice able. Will-"is the giant snake flat footed?". every one plus DM-"Yes Will its flat footed."


:sniper:

Has he ever cross referenced your "revelations", "prominitions", and "demon fighting" with the DSM-IV?
so funny. . .

I had a premonition that everyone who has posted on this board will be dead within the next 100 years.
I pray to God that I'm wrong, but usually my premonitions are unnervingly accurate.

Last time I had a premonition it was that the 20th Century would end at midnight, December 31st, 2000. Man, did that ever freak me out when it happened.
Those aren't premonitions, we all know for a fact that they will come true. I didn't mean that one day those family members would die, I meant one day soon.

so funny. . .

I wasn't being funny. Look into it.

I enjoy Sean Paul's Temperature greatly.

I fucked a watermelon.

I do it once a month anymore. It's quite enjoyable.

Ok, sorry everyone for my posts that were off topic kinda. I have a secret though. I have bean dating a girl online, its weird because she is all I can think of, I know its wrong but it feels so sane to do it. We do not do anything perverted; we just chat about our lives. Should I continue seeing her? :( :( :(


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As I raise my weapon of choice a voice calls out, faint at first but then notice able. Will-"is the giant snake flat footed?". every one plus DM-"Yes Will its flat footed."

[*}^{*] Lord Zoom

Sam Fisher is my uncle

You Lie! :sniper:

Those aren't premonitions, we all know for a fact that they will come true. I didn't mean that one day those family members would die, I meant one day soon.
They only came true cause I had a premonition they would.
Prove to me that I'm wrong.

I'm a pathological liar. I can't help lying constantly.

Also, my grandmother and I held up a gas station last Friday because we ran out of gas and didn't have enough money to buy more.

I feel very guilty about holding up that gas station. I only shot the attendent twice in the head and twice in the chest, but I feel I should go to the cops and confess. I hope he wasn't too badly hurt. We did need the gas. We live in our car.

My parents died many years ago. They took off in a commercial jet to visit their estate in Hawaii and I shot it down with a SAM accidentally. I was aiming for the plane landing in the next runway that was carrying their business adversary. They were military armament producers. In fact, they owned Knight's Armament Company.

Only a few people know that:

- I sometimes think I'm the only person at my high school who takes it seriously.
- I hate my next door neighbors to the point of almost throwing rocks at their windows.
- A girl at school thinks she's my best friend, but I can't stand being anywhere near her.
- I'm a furry. (I don't feel bad about this, but I wish more people knew about it)

Nobody knows that:

- I might be bisexual, but I'm not sure because I haven't been in a relationship with anyone in almost three years. This is because I value friendships more than being someone's boyfriend.
- A friend of mine rear-ended my car in a parking lot, causing no damage to either car. (He might have told someone, but I haven't)

Thorn969']I'm a pathological liar. I can't help lying constantly.

Also, my grandmother and I held up a gas station last Friday because we ran out of gas and didn't have enough money to buy more.

I feel very guilty about holding up that gas station. I only shot the attendent twice in the head and twice in the chest, but I feel I should go to the cops and confess. I hope he wasn't too badly hurt. We did need the gas. We live in our car.

My parents died many years ago. They took off in a commercial jet to visit their estate in Hawaii and I shot it down with a SAM accidentally. I was aiming for the plane landing in the next runway that was carrying their business adversary. They were military armament producers. In fact, they owned Knight's Armament Company.
Because you can't help lying constantly, it means that your statement about being a pathological liar is false. Which means you tell the truth. Which means you lie. Crap. Paradox.

I fucked a watermelon.

I do it once a month anymore. It's quite enjoyable.
Hank Evans, i presume? ;)

- I'm a furry.
What's a "furry", if i may inquire?

What's a "furry", if i may inquire?
You don't want to know. YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW! That is all I will say.

You don't want to know. YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW! That is all I will say.Is this a "tubgirl" kind of thing?
I think of myself as an adult, in some respects. I won't be able to handle it? Or it's just best that it isn't as printed word on this particular forum?

I'm still in love with her

You don't want to know. YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW! That is all I will say.

I'm sick of hearing you ignorant people! There is nothing wrong with being a furry! Basically, all a furry is, is someone who enjoys art about anthropomorphic (human-like) animals. That art can be drawings, stories, poems, performances, costuming, and storytelling. There is a small section to this fandom that is sex-related, but the media is blowing this out of proportion. Furries are not freaks. We are just people who appreciate cartoon animals!!

I'm sick of hearing you ignorant people! There is nothing wrong with being a furry! Basically, all a furry is, is someone who enjoys art about anthropomorphic (human-like) animals. That art can be drawings, stories, poems, performances, costuming, and storytelling. There is a small section to this fandom that is sex-related, but the media is blowing this out of proportion. Furries are not freaks. We are just people who appreciate cartoon animals!!

The media is actually pretty close.
If you just find anthropomorphic animals interesting and fascinating, you aren't a furry.
A furry is someone who enjoys hentai of such thing, stories of 'furry' sex, dresses up as them in some way (maybe wearing kitten ears or a tail)

It is basically one step below beastiality.

I've been having sex with my uncle's daughter's only cousin since reaching sexual maturity...:fluffle:

Auto is alright by me. It's all I've gotten lately either.

Sinuhue's thread on miscommunication nearly got me to mention something I'm trying to keep off the forum.

Hmmm...

I understand the rules of cricket, I'm also part of a nationwide secret society, and the e-mail address you would get if you could open my "Settings" page was created specially for use on NS and does not match my name or anything else. There are also pictures of me somewhere on the internet, but that I can't control.

That's all I feel comfortable telling you people right now. *nods*

Thorn969']Mine m3m3. and mo ' the friday has hesitated of past gas station, because we have had the gas and not enough money not -, has had to buy more. '

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My members of family are died here he to many years. They are in a publicity film have begun the travels throw in order to visit their range on Hawaï, and I have pulled it have accidentally swallowed with SAM. The visierte for the flat landing in the plan to second that they to move has been carried of the transactions. They were the military producers of arm. They have possessed effectively the Knight society ' s of the armament.'
Yes, for some reason I felt the need to use babelfish randomly. I'll probably be doing this all day. :p

My last boyfriend was a total tosser and about two weeks after he dumped me, I called him and told him I was pregnant, but not to worry, I was going to raise the kid alone. As far as I know, he still thinks he's got a kid runing around somewhere...

I submitted a joke to Platypus Humour when I was like 9
They still haven't taken it off the fucking site
You know, when you GOOGLE your name? Really embarassing, I'm pissed off at them and they won't take it off.

My last boyfriend was a total tosser and about two weeks after he dumped me, I called him and told him I was pregnant, but not to worry, I was going to raise the kid alone. As far as I know, he still thinks he's got a kid runing around somewhere...

if this is true you are truely low. Almost as low as someone who said she was raped and really wasn't.

if this is true you are truely low. Almost as low as someone who said she was raped and really wasn't.

Would never go as far as claiming I was raped if I wasn't. And he cheated on me constantly, even cracked onto my best friend, then dumped me because he was moving a few miles away and he wouldn't be getting some whenever he felt like it. Plus, we had an accident (damn condoms) and he left me to deal with the mess myself. If anyone's low, he is...

If you just find anthropomorphic animals interesting and fascinating, you aren't a furry.


Actually, that is EXACTLY what a furry is. That's the definition right there. Here's more proof: http://www.anthrocon.org/about-furry

-I've driven heavy machenery into a river
-I've driven heavy machenery into a building
-I've burned down a house
-I've burned down a barn
-I've had sex with a girl AND her sister
-I've had sex with that same sister outside in the snow
-I've lied on six of these
-I've lied on two of these
-I have not lied on any of these

I faked depression once just to drive my parents to an early death. It didn't work. They took me to a psychiatrist. Damn cheaters. :(

I'm still in love with her
We all are.

I didn't know how to ride a bike until I was 17.

I'm Chinese too. See the irony?

I have a rather unusuall split personality dissorder. Well, I wouldn't call it a dissorder, Alastor is nice to me. A bit submissive and calls me 'Master' when he speaks to me. The thing is that unlike other SPD's I don't shift personality at 'random' but I can shift at will or when I get really, really angry, (Dosn't happen very often luckily) Alastor takes over cause I can't fight so good.

A one of my friends know about him and she thinks that he's a pervert but a very nice and desent guy. But my mother dosn't know (Thank the God's) and he's my oldest friend and I don't want to be without him

I think i have mentioned everything about me that could have been regarded as 'secret'.
There isn't much i could say that someone doesn't already know.