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Does anyone have any secrets that they are tired of keeping? Share them here!

I will start. I am a member of a secret society (we prefer the term organization) called the Keyi (yeah, that is where the name came from). I don't think that I should go into any greater details, the other Councillors would not approve.

I once ate twelve jars of pickled herring and sixteen fresh-baked apple pies at one sitting.

I once ate twelve jars of pickled herring and sixteen fresh-baked apple pies at one sitting.

And why is that supposed to be a secret?

Lol.

I once ate twelve jars of pickled herring and sixteen fresh-baked apple pies at one sitting.
Shocking!:eek:

Sam Fisher is my uncle

Alright, I will share another secret about the Keyi. We don't use the names our parents gave us. You won't find Ninshnika Duff, La'Pollearre Adams, Nokamus Leland, Hannible Alexander, Lion Cow, Gentquiel Washington, or Martinge Abraham and get who you are looking for.

I want the secret of my love for you to be revealed.

Sam Fisher is my uncle
:rolleyes:

I want the secret of my love for you to be revealed.
Which one of us?

When I was a kid, I wanted to know how dog food tasted, so I tried some. Some of it tasted ok.

When I was a kid, I wanted to know how dog food tasted, so I tried some. Some of it tasted ok.
Me too! It didn't taste as bad as some you may think. . .

I steal like a bastard. There's a bigger one, but none of you would care and it's not something I'd feel safe putting out there.

Which one of us?
I want you guys to fight it out to find out. Whoever wins gains my heart.

I steal like a bastard. There's a bigger one, but none of you would care and it's not something I'd feel safe putting out there.
Maybe I was a little foolish posting what I did. . .

You can't possibly expect honesty here, from these folks. Or me.
So, okay ... i started a forest fire once, accidentally.

I want you guys to fight it out to find out. Whoever wins gains my heart.
Guy? I'm not a guy.

I turned down the chance to have sex with Angelina Jolie.

You can't possibly expect honesty here, from these folks. Or me.
So, okay ... i started a forest fire once, accidentally.
I suppose that we can't assume that that was honest?

Guy? I'm not a guy.
Really? You win instantly then!

I turned down the chance to have sex with Angelina Jolie.
Now this is starting to get interesting. . .

I suppose that we can't assume that that was honest?
Aye, there's the rub ....

once helped a man die by doing CPR.:(

I turned down the chance to have sex with Angelina Jolie.
Excuse me, I think this thread is for real secrets, not just weird dreams one may have had.

once helped a man die by doing CPR.:(
Please, tell us more. . .

Excuse me, I think this thread is for real secrets, not just weird dreams one may have had.

Prove it.

Excuse me, I think this thread is for real secrets, not just weird dreams one may have had.

But, you think we could do the second? That sounds fun :)

When I was a kid... I had thought that this window on the basement of the condos near me on the end units were made of plastic. So, one day, I decided to test my theory and I walked up and touched my foot to it... only to my dismay to see it break...

But, you think we could do the second? That sounds fun :)
Why not, you can post both secrets and dreams.

I realised I needed to add something to my previous post:
While statements concerning turning down sex with Angelina Jolie appear to be well in the realm of fantasy, I am in no way discouraging such idle thoughts and, indeed, would be only too happy to hear more.
Lots more.
With as much detail as possible.

First I had sex with Straughn's wife in the front seat of my car.

Second I don't find Straughn remotely attractive.

You can't possibly expect honesty here, from these folks. Or me.
So, okay ... i started a forest fire once, accidentally.

i wanted to kill the pope.....lol..j/k

but i do love the cranberries...i should be beat for that i suppose?if not,then how about me crying at movies with kids getting hurt...i am suppose to be strong!
it is pathetic,i will step over your corpse,with zero emotion,but if i see a kid hurt....talking bandaid...i get all broke up...please shoot me.

or i am drunk and i am about to eat corn beef hash outta a can...yuck..but i am hungry.

what was the question....lol...nevermind:fluffle:

But, you think we could do the second? That sounds fun :)
Why not.
Reminds me of the other day when I helped rescue the entire Brazillian women's beach volleyball team from a giant mutant snadhopper. It was tough, cause I was exhausted having just spent several hours oiling up the sports illustrated bikini models for their photo-shoot.
Man. Was THAT a tough day.

At least two of the following statements are true.

-I had sex with a 15 year old when I was 21.
-I had sex with an 18 year old today, and I am 29.
-I used to be a drug dealer.

I'm better than you

The second one is no problem, both are legal & the age gap is no different than my parents(not that an age gap isserious issue in a relationship anyway).

The drug dealer thing is okay, if you have reformed. We can't punish people for the past lives, forever.

At least two of the following statements are true.

-I had sex with a 15 year old when I was 21.
-I had sex with an 18 year old today, and I am 29.
-I used to be a drug dealer.

I do so love guessing games

In the format used by the last person, at least two of these statements are true:

- I suffer from Manic Depressive (Bipolar) disorder, and have been near suicidal at multiple times
- I am deeply in love with a girl whom I know very closely, and I hope to GOD that she knows it
- I once stabbed a person whilst masked, ran away, and am still friends with that person
- I once stabbed my brother in the arm with a fork, and laughed.

In the format used by the last person, at least two of these statements are true:

- I suffer from Manic Depressive (Bipolar) disorder, and have been near suicidal at multiple times
- I am deeply in love with a girl whom I know very closely, and I hope to GOD that she knows it
- I once stabbed a person whilst masked, ran away, and am still friends with that person
- I once stabbed my brother in the arm with a fork, and laughed.

I've never cheated on my wife, I've never had ill thoughts towards her, and she's divorcing me so she is a fucking **** and I hope she fails at everything in life, but I told her the opposite, because I still love her and I really do hope she succeeds at everything, and she isn't a ****, but she broke my heart and...............

Awwwww fuck you all. :(

I need to drink more. Someone kill me please. PLEASE?:( :( :( :(

At least two of the following statements are true.

-I had sex with a 15 year old when I was 21.
-I had sex with an 18 year old today, and I am 29.
-I used to be a drug dealer.

oh god that sounds like me

I cheated on my grade nine french exam.

oh god that sounds like me
Ditto! :confused:

I've never cheated on my wife, I've never had ill thoughts towards her, and she's divorcing me so she is a fucking **** and I hope she fails at everything in life, but I told her the opposite, because I still love her and I really do hope she succeeds at everything, and she isn't a ****, but she broke my heart and...............

Awwwww fuck you all. :(

I need to drink more. Someone kill me please. PLEASE?:( :( :( :(
Is this a secret you don't want to be a secret anymore (serious)?

PS I was being 100% serious. I don't know about you guys. Also, to the divorcee, if you're serious, get help, couseling, or a good friend.

PPS (The Bipolar one was true.)

PS I was being 100% serious. I don't know about you guys. Also, to the divorcee, if you're serious, get help, couseling, or a good friend.

PPS (The Bipolar one was true.)

On both of my previous posts I was being honest. So far I haven't lied...though I didn't really try to keep them secret. Straughn knows about me and his wife...I think he like the idea. That is why he brought up inviting me for a three way.

First I had sex with Straughn's wife in the front seat of my car.
This is wrong on so many levels. One, it's not a secret since everyone in the toy store was talking about it the next day.
Two, it wasn't your car, it was your Schwinn.
Three, it doesn't actually qualify as "sex" if you're getting a sauerkraut enema from a 4-H girl trying to sell her quota of cookies.
Second I don't find Straughn remotely attractive.That IS a secret, a very well-kept secret. VERY well kept. To the point of even people YOU DON'T KNOW here saying otherwise (ice-fishing, anyone)?
...even me ... :(

EEEWWWWWWWWWW!

*gags, gags, gags, spews, vomits, dry heaves, gags, spews, coughs, dry heaves*

Maybe I'm just too innocent, but I CHOOSE to remain that way. It helps me to love me, and resist my many *twitch* disorders.

Is this a secret you don't want to be a secret anymore (serious)?
Well, I'm not sure what it is. I want to call her a whore and tell her how bad she's hurt me, but I still love her to much to do that, so yeah, I guess it is.

I think she's an evil fucking bitch who tore my heart out and stepped on it, and I hope she falls flat on her face. THERE! I said it. Do I feel better? NO! :(

I am either:

-In love with a contestant from the second series of Australian Idol.
-In love with Chuck Norris
-Mad about a giant turnip.

Take your pick.:p

Straughn knows about me and his wife...I think he like the idea. That is why he brought up inviting me for a three way.You wouldn't stop talking about the weird sh*t you "experienced" in the harem in Iraq, and you insisted it required more than two people! I felt sorry for you, sheesh, what with the shell-shock and all.

I've broken into Walter Reed Army Research Facility seven times with three of my friends. While there we stole Sulfiric acid, hazardous waste signs, maps with the locations of all military facilities in Maryland, Virginia, and D.C., and countless other things..

This is wrong on so many levels. One, it's not a secret since everyone in the toy store was talking about it the next day.
Two, it wasn't your car, it was your Schwinn.
Three, it doesn't actually qualify as "sex" if you're getting a sauerkraut enema from a 4-H girl trying to sell her quota of cookies.
That IS a secret, a very well-kept secret. VERY well kept. To the point of even people YOU DON'T KNOW here saying otherwise (ice-fishing, anyone)?
...even me ... :(
I don't know where or how to reply.......let me just say...once you go white..you know its right:P

I like that format.

At least two of the following are true:

I once filled my High School enemy's locker with cow manure.

I once mud wrestled another man naked.

I ran naked through a mall for ten minutes and pissed on the side of a Taco Bell and escaped without getting caught.

I've been struck in the groin over 160 times.

I like that format.

At least two of the following are true:

I once filled my High School enemy's locker with cow manure.

I once mud wrestled another man naked.

I ran naked through a mall for ten minutes and pissed on the side of a Taco Bell and escaped without getting caught.

I've been struck in the groin over 160 times.

The key words being 'at least'



They're all true aren't they?

Well, I'm not sure what it is. I want to call her a whore and tell her how bad she's hurt me, but I still love her to much to do that, so yeah, I guess it is.

I think she's an evil fucking bitch who tore my heart out and stepped on it, and I hope she falls flat on her face. THERE! I said it. Do I feel better? NO! :(
Sorry to hear things are that way w/the two of you.
If you love someone, you always want the best for them, even if you know it isn't with you. Not just a platitude. That's why you're going to be pissed for her choice but you still will want things to be good for her. Also, women deal with it a little different than guys, so it's understandable.
Consider playing a little GTA for a while. It helps me :eek:

I REALLY hope that the groin and manure was are right... because the other two are just gross pictures...

The key words being 'at least'



They're all true aren't they?

Yes. :D

I don't know where or how to reply.......let me just say...once you go white..you know its right:P
Hey, don't be hatin'.

I engage in Hetrosexual sodomy on a regular basis.

Sorry to hear things are that way w/the two of you.
If you love someone, you always want the best for them, even if you know it isn't with you. Not just a platitude. That's why you're going to be pissed for her choice but you still will want things to be good for her. Also, women deal with it a little different than guys, so it's understandable.
Consider playing a little GTA for a while. It helps me :eek:
Thanks man, that actuslly helped a bit. I don't wamt ANYTHING bad for her, but I'm just so hurt and so mad that it feels good to say it, just because I can't/don't want to say it to her.

That's why I said it here. It's a secret because I really don't mean it, but deep down inside the hurt part might. I don't know. I'm just lost right now. :(

I've broken into Walter Reed Army Research Facility seven times with three of my friends. While there we stole Sulfiric acid, hazardous waste signs, maps with the locations of all military facilities in Maryland, Virginia, and D.C., and countless other things..

dude, what teen int he DC area hasn't done that?


Not so much a confession as a boast, but.....

I steal ADT signs because I think it's funny. One time, I take one without really looking around, and I turn around to leave, and the mailman is two houses down scowling at me. So I take off, and the fucker chases me! So I'm jumping fences with a stolen ADT sign in one hand and a lit cigar in the other, with the damn mailman chasing me. I escaped, since I am fleet and athletic, and he had a heavy-ass mailbag. So I win :)

I also steal those "God Bless America" magnetic ribbons and replace them with "Some Asshole Stole My Ribbon" magnetic ribbons, when the mood strikes me.

Onetime, in a Starbuck's bathroom, I was snorting ritalin off the sink. I thoght it was a single person bathroom, kind of, and I locked the door, but apparently it doesn't lock, because this guy comes in just as I was finishing up the line. He stops and stares at me, and not knowing what to do, and having just done a line of Ritalin, and already having a few more in my syetem on top of the Concerta I had ate the morning, I said it him "it's ok. I have a percription" (which I do), whiped the excess yellow powder off my nose, and calmly walked out. I enjoyed a quite fun day at that mall with my friend, and security never came after me, so I suppose the guy didn't narc me out.

Feels good to get that stuff off my chest :)

Thanks man, that actuslly helped a bit. I don't wamt ANYTHING bad for her, but I'm just so hurt and so mad that it feels good to say it, just because I can't/don't want to say it to her.

That's why I said it here. It's a secret because I really don't mean it, but deep down inside the hurt part might. I don't know. I'm just lost right now. :(
Some part of you means it, but the better part of you means the best for her, and that part is the part that's important. As it is with all of us, if there really is love, that will be the right way to go, and you'll know it.
Believe me, i've had people try and destroy me before, i've felt pretty similar to what you're expressing.
Try not to feel too lost, i'd wager there's a lot of people that come through here at times who are more hurt than others, some for good reason and some for bad. Everyone needs a little cheering up every now & again. That's why we communicate, isn't it?

Sometimes I go for days on end just dying to pick a fight with someone. I enjoy being pissed off.

I have no reason to hide anything from people who don't know who I am in real life, so I'll use this as an opportunity to get things off of my chest that I can't share with most others:

-I haven't been in a romantic relationship in nearly four years.
-I've been on probation for selling dextroamphetamine for the past 4 and a half years (half a year to go).
-I used to have a serious problem with marijuana, but I am now in control of my use but I am frequently anxious that I'll fall back into my old habits.
-I trip (as in psychedelics) alot, mixed with my self-imposed semi-isolation, high intelligence, and love of philosophy I frequently feel like I'm walking a tight rope over insanity and I am unable to relate to almost anyone (which reinforces the isolation which in turn breeds conceit that further reinforces the isolation as the cycle continuosly feeds off of itself).

Ah, catharthsis.

Sometimes I go for days on end just dying to pick a fight with someone. I enjoy being pissed off.


I get like that too, sometimes.

I've found a good mosh pit helps. You can beat the shit out of people and get knocked around without getting arrested :)

I engage in Hetrosexual sodomy on a regular basis.
Well, i guess i'd have to know more about you to know why that was a secret until now.

Plenty of secrets... but none to share, really...

I have nothing to hide; consequently, I have nothing of interest to post in this thread.

Sometimes I go for days on end just dying to pick a fight with someone. I enjoy being pissed off.
Well, we got the "Angry" part, but what about the "Fruit Salad" part?

I have nothing to hide; consequently, I have nothing of interest to post in this thread.
That of course is a most suspicious post.

That of course is a most suspicious post.

Yeah, what's funny is I realised that about two seconds after I posted it. Oh well, I'm not gonna delete it. :p

Some part of you means it, but the better part of you means the best for her, and that part is the part that's important. As it is with all of us, if there really is love, that will be the right way to go, and you'll know it.
Believe me, i've had people try and destroy me before, i've felt pretty similar to what you're expressing.
Try not to feel too lost, i'd wager there's a lot of people that come through here at times who are more hurt than others, some for good reason and some for bad. Everyone needs a little cheering up every now & again. That's why we communicate, isn't it?
What, no Honky in Black? :p

What, no Honky in Black? :p
You know i thought of that as i was heading out the door, and i thought it might not be appropriate if you were speaking in earnest.
But in Bender's immortal words,
"I'm back baby! :D

The fact that I'm gay is a wellkept secret... I wish it weren't. (I guess it's not anylonger since i posted it here :rolleyes: )

You know i thought of that as i was heading out the door, and i thought it might not be appropriate if you were speaking in earnest.
But in Bender's immortal words,
"I'm back baby! :D
The LAST thing I need right now if for NS General to collapse on me. If I can't get my NS fix, you can bite my shiny metal ass! :D

OK... I'll play...

Either both are true, or neither is true...

I had sex in a church.

I mailed a brick to the Republican Party Headquarters postage due.

:sniper: I once spied as a kid on my sisters mates as they got ready and dressed to go out at our house. And eventually lost my virginity to one of them aged 15 :fluffle:

I'll play too, either one, both or neither are true...

I lost my virginity at 10 years old,

I once caused a bomb scare.

Soylent Green....is people.

The fact that I'm transgendered isn't a secret here, but off here it is. Two people in the whole 'real' world know.

I wish it wasn't such a secret.

I kinda stabbed a kid once, not much of a secret but no one here knew it :D

I kinda stabbed a kid once, not much of a secret but no one here knew it :D

How do you kinda stabbe a kid?

I walked across the street at a red light. I feel awful and ashamed of myself.

Also i watched the toilet pushing contest on t.v. and i cheered so hard i went number two in my pants :p

The fact that I'm transgendered isn't a secret here, but off here it is. Two people in the whole 'real' world know.

I wish it wasn't such a secret.


BIG hug for you! :fluffle:

Ok, I'll own up.
Secretly, I'm an attention whore... :(

BIG hug for you! :fluffle:
Thanks :(

Thanks :(

I wish I could make it better or easier... :fluffle:

Ok, I'll own up.
Secretly, I'm an attention whore... :(

I worked that out on my 2nd day on NS general.:p

In most fraternal societies, you can't admit that you are part of them. Its a secret.
*shifty eyes*

I worked that out on my 2nd day on NS general.:p

Well... thank you... I guess....

I wish I could make it better or easier... :fluffle:
You and me both...

One of my worse days today I think.

You and me both...

One of my worse days today I think.

Why? Did anything happen? Or do you just generally feel the pressure?

Why? Did anything happen? Or do you just generally feel the pressure?
Just in general really...some days I can cope alright, some days I just can't at all. Today is towards the 'not at all' end of the scale.

Just in general really...some days I can cope alright, some days I just can't at all. Today is towards the 'not at all' end of the scale.

I know it doesn't mean a thing, but... it'll get better again. :fluffle:
It really will.

One of these is not true

I once mailed a doggy do do to a lecturer whom I found particularly unpleasant.
I drink too much.
I shot a friend.
My name is Dick Cheney.
I'm touching cloth.

How do you kinda stabbe a kid?

In class he was messing around and slapped me. I lost my temper and drove a number 2 pencil into his back. Something I'm not exactly proud of but whatever.

At least two of these statements are not true.

- I am a puppet of HotRodia.
- I invaded Chechnya.
- Myrth.

:D

I know it doesn't mean a thing, but... it'll get better again. :fluffle:
It really will.
Oh I very much hope so...

sometimes when I have unexpected company coming over I shove everything that's out of place in my living room into a laundry basket and hide it in a closet................shhhhh don't tell.

Oh I very much hope so...

Having a really hard time, hm? :fluffle:

Hey, if you want to talk, just TG me... I probably can't make things better, but I won't make them worse, either. ;)

sometimes when I have unexpected company coming over I shove everything that's out of place in my living room into a laundry basket and hide it in a closet................shhhhh don't tell.

lol that's awesome.

Having a really hard time, hm? :fluffle:

Hey, if you want to talk, just TG me... I probably can't make things better, but I won't make them worse, either. ;)
Thanks for the offer, I appreciate it :)

I can't read!

*sobs*

-I trip (as in psychedelics) alot, mixed with my self-imposed semi-isolation, high intelligence, and love of philosophy I frequently feel like I'm walking a tight rope over insanity and I am unable to relate to almost anyone (which reinforces the isolation which in turn breeds conceit that further reinforces the isolation as the cycle continuosly feeds off of itself).

Ah, catharthsis.
This explains so much

At least two of the following are true...
I cheated in French class in grade 6
I cheated on my ex-boyfriend
I deliberately made a guy who I didn't like bleed by raking my nails down his arm while he tried to flirt with me
I've done LSD and ecstasy
I'm secretly a devout Catholic
I own a decent collection of yaoi manga
I haven't showered in 4 days
I'm a Sens' fan
My boyfriend told me to punch him as hard as I could and he over 2 years later still has the marks to prove it
I'm addicted to caffeine
I'm straight
I suck at lying

Heh.. so which of these are actually true? ^__^

[QUOTE=The Keyi]Does anyone have any secrets that they are tired of keeping? Share them here!QUOTE]

well when i was about 4 i took a electronic scrodriver and unscrood all the door handles in my house o.0 :D

Well, we got the "Angry" part, but what about the "Fruit Salad" part?


I'm angry and quite weird....and mostly fruity. ^_^

Heh.. so which of these are actually true? ^__^

All of them?

Ok, so I will share some more secrets. Since you all know about the Keyi, I will tell you what I don't want to be a secret, but don't want the Council to know.
1. I regurally disobey orders from the Council.
2. It is my fault, not my apprentice's, that Lion Cow joined without permission from the Council.
3. I have had vision (I could explain them if you want)(it is only a secret because I don't the Council to make a big deal over them)

I love Holly Orr.

None of you know who that is, and that makes this easier.

(it's a secret to her too :eek: )

I once smoked instant coffee. My cousin stoll some rolls, and a cigarette machine from her mom, but no tobacco, so we tried coffee. It was actually pretty good, considering how shitty tobacco tastes:)

I'm illiterate.

I went to the hospital the first time i suffered dry heaves... i thought I had major stomach problems.

i can't hold my drink too well... or my pot... or ecstacy... or shrooms... in fact i just have a pathetically weak stomach in general. i can drink a lot and take a lot of whatever substance it is, but i tend not to be able to hold it in at the end of the night :p :(

I have a disturbing penchant for writing manifestos, no concern for my fellow man, and an avid interest in chemistry. At some point, these attributes will probably cause me to start blowing buildings up, and the secret I am revealing here is that the idea excites me.

In most fraternal societies, you can't admit that you are part of them. Its a secret.
*shifty eyes*

Shut up...

Thus far I have cheated through most of Spanish 1, though that is really not much of a secret... I havent done anything bad enough to keep as a secret for long.

sometimes people ask me if I think their kids are smart.......and I say "yes".

The truth is I have only met 4 kids in the last 10 years that I would classify as smart, and 2 of them are mine.

I.....did something.

The truth is I have only met 4 kids in the last 10 years that I would classify as smart, and 2 of them are mine.
And the other 2 weren't children, but were actually midgets in disguise.
Very crafty, those midgets . . .

I.....did something.
Well, what did you do?

And the other 2 weren't children, but were actually midgets in disguise.
Very crafty, those midgets . . .
LOL......no.

There was a kid (okay a teenager) who worked for me when I managed a restraunt and this 2 year old in the class I teach on Thursdays, the sad thing about him is I know he could be brilliant, but nobody really works with him, except me. He was telling me today that he wishes his mom would throw away the T.V. and read to him more. :( That's so sad to me, a child with nobody to read to them, what kind of parent doesn't read to their kid?

I cheated on my grade nine french exam.

Oh no! I had sex with my 11th grade French teacher...Twice!!!

And a few years later, got a job at her husband's company.

In class he was messing around and slapped me. I lost my temper and drove a number 2 pencil into his back. Something I'm not exactly proud of but whatever.


I had a guy take french fries off of my plate when I was in 9th grade. He never had his own lunch, always bummed off of other people. I told him not to put his hand near my food again.
Within minutes, his hand was in my plate again. I stabbed his hand with my fork and held it there for a few moments. He got the rest of the day off to have his wound cleaned, xrayed and a tetanus shot and I got to wait in the office for my father to come and back me up, once he found out what I did and why I did it.

I guess thats not a secret though.

I went out and bought myself some thongs yesterday for the first time. I've always worn cotton "granny panties", and I just felt it was time for a little "spice".

Yah I have some secrets..

I pick my nose. And I mean a LOT.

My pet parakeets hate me.

I say Im against having a boy friend but I still really want one.

I hate fat people. All of them

The LAST thing I need right now if for NS General to collapse on me. If I can't get my NS fix, you can bite my shiny metal ass! :D
Isn't that almost exactly what happened? ;)

I have one secret that no-one will ever know, because if it were known there would probably be severe repercussions, so there will be no revelations from this corner.Other then that though there some other stuff i've done that would be embarrassing if revealed but that is not something i care to share either.I guess i am a secretive guy.

for some reason I think this thread was started just so the poster could feel mysterious and act like he is into something he probably knows nothing about. Any idiot with any knowledge could claim to be part of a secret organization. Heck I could give details about the Silver Star that are authentic.

for some reason I think this thread was started just so the poster could feel mysterious and act like he is into something he probably knows nothing about. Any idiot with any knowledge could claim to be part of a secret organization. Heck I could give details about the Silver Star that are authentic.
Hey, I never said that you had to believe me about the Keyi (I am soo exicited; we are working on recruiting three more members- unfortantly one would become my apprentice).

Once upon a time, a ninth-grade biology teacher walked out of the fire escape next to his room in the early morning to find a human turd approximately the diameter of a McDonald's hamburger patty and about a foot long sitting on the terrace.

I was the person who left this turd. I couldn't find a way into the high-school bathroom, and it was coming out whether or not I wanted it too. I had to sit at an angle for about a week.

Oooh, secrets!

My boyfriend and I make fun of fat people.
My parents are too strict, and for no reason actually.
I find my roommate quite annoying.
I occasionally make my boyfriend feel bad for no reason.

I am the man in the iron mask.

I know the truth about the so-called "Keyi" and their Council, and the one who is truly behind it all....

I also may or may not know the true identities of any of the following: Max Barry, Smokey the NSer, The Smoking Man, The Most Glorious Hack, HotRodia, Pythagosaurus, Frisbeeteria.

I know things whereof the enormity is impossible for simple mortals to comprehend... secrets etched in the lines of the Multiverse... societies far beyond societies, with no end or beginning, chains forged of weak links....

*evil laughter*

I know the truth about the so-called "Keyi" and their Council, and the one who is truly behind it all....
*evil laughter*
You do, do you? How about you tell everyone here the truth about the Keyi (really I don't care, this could be entertaining).

You do, do you? How about you tell everyone here the truth about the Keyi (really I don't care, this could be entertaining).
No.... I have.... plans.... that would better be left unsaid... Fools, they thought they could outwit me—me, Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse! Suffice it to say,they have been proven wrong...

You see, they neglected one small truth, one that is their downfall. They believed in good and evil: in their goodness, and others' evil. Silly fools that they were, they knew not that there is no good or evil anymore.... There is only Me.
Does anyone else get the feeling that our friend here has been watching/reading too many spy thrillers or comic books and/or playing too many role-playing games? Or is it just me?

No.... I have.... plans.... that would better be left unsaid... Fools, they thought they could outwit me—me, Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse! Suffice it to say,they have been proven wrong...

You see, they neglected one small truth, one that is their downfall. They believed in good and evil: in their goodness, and others' evil. Silly fools that they were, they knew not that there is no good or evil anymore.... There is only Me.
Does anyone else get the feeling that our friend here has been watching/reading too many spy thrillers or comic books and/or playing too many role-playing games? Or is it just me?
Umm, yeah. Yeah, well you may be partially right. We do take seriously our fight against evil, but we understand that we aren't perfect. Of course you have plans (that isn't new news and we are already prepared), it will be easy enough to outwit you (who do you think caused Hitler's death? Yeah that's right my Master's Master- but he died a year later when he was caught spying and my Master died three years ago when he was shot trying to sneak into a prohibited area).

Spy thrillers, comic books? I hate comic books and spy thrillers bore me. I typically watch comedies or action movies or fantasy, some of the spy thrillers are not at all like reality. As for role playing, I don't do much of that (at least not online). The only 'role playing' I do is when I go under cover.

I hate everyone.

I hate everyone.
Is that really a secret that one can keep? You may never had said it like that before, but wouldn't your action show it?

Umm, yeah. Yeah, well you may be partially right. We do take seriously our fight against evil, but we understand that we aren't perfect. Of course you have plans (that isn't new news and we are already prepared), it will be easy enough to outwit you (who do you think caused Hitler's death? Yeah that's right my Master's Master- but he died a year later when he was caught spying and my Master died three years ago when he was shot trying to sneak into a prohibited area).

Spy thrillers, comic books? I hate comic books and spy thrillers bore me. I typically watch comedies or action movies or fantasy, some of the spy thrillers are not at all like reality. As for role playing, I don't do much of that (at least not online). The only 'role playing' I do is when I go under cover.
Hahaha, outwit me? Perhaps you misunderstand me mortal, in fact it's likely with your pitiful brain or lack thereof. I am omnipotent and omniscient... outwitting me is like trying to cheat fate or get a demon to see reason, it's just not possible. As for Hitler...fah, he was a fool, he failed to seize infinite power when it was offered him, prefering to trust in his own mortality...

Perhaps I'd better give you some news then. It was My agents who shot and killed your Master, and brought his Master before him to such an ... untimely ... death. My people know means of death and torture that would give Damien Dreadfire nightmares. You would do well to beg for mercy, you and your pitiful Council, ere horrific destruction is wrought upon all of you. Mwahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

*blackout*

Action movies, whatever. Fantasy, science fiction... you admit that you've watched them. I can think of several books and movies with suspiciously similar plotlines to what you're describing. Coincidence, surely?

Oh Czardas :rolleyes:

Perhaps I'd better give you some news then. It was My agents who shot and killed your Master, and brought his Master before him to such an ... untimely ... death. My people know means of death and torture that would give Damien Dreadfire nightmares. You would do well to beg for mercy, you and your pitiful Council, ere horrific destruction is wrought upon all of you. Mwahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I am sure that your 'agents' didn't kill my Master (I was there). I can't ever be for of his Master's death, but your agents wouldn't be capable of killing him.

Action movies, whatever. Fantasy, science fiction... you admit that you've watched them. I can think of several books and movies with suspiciously similar plotlines to what you're describing. Coincidence, surely?
Hmm. . . There are books and movies with a similar plot, but the Keyi has been around for more than a century. Coincidence, possible, but I tend to believe that everything has a purpose.

Does anyone have any secrets that they are tired of keeping? Share them here!

I will start. I am a member of a secret society (we prefer the term organization) called the Keyi (yeah, that is where the name came from). I don't think that I should go into any greater details, the other Councillors would not approve.

Cool, I'm from a secret organisation too, The Louvain Anarchist Guerilla Team :D

Dude, not that I'm condoning adultery or anything, but you should probably remove those posts. If she's going to find out it's probably best that she doesn't do it through the interweb.

I'd suggest telling her yourself, but that's just because I have this ludicrous obsession to tell people stuff like that.

(if you delete your posts, I'll delete this one)
feel free

Where to begin?

1) This is only sort of a secret. I've told some people, but I don't like to talk about it. My dad had an affair with some ex-coworker. He lives with her now, and I live with my mom, who can't go a week without crying. But I can't hate my dad. I mean, he's my daddy, the guy who used to draw me pictures and sing me goofy lullabies. I just wish he could still love my mom.

2) Last year, the same time my parents split up with, my friend, who I was secretly in love with, told me he was gay. I don't talk about it much, since I don't want him to find out. He's not exactly an accepting guy, surprisingly. He's actually kind of evil. (His favourite passtime=pulling my hair and spreading rumours about me that suggest I am morbidly obese).

3) I have a secret crush on my neighbour's best friend, who is a pothead with no major goals in life and who is probably failing all his classes. Regardless of the fact that he's so bad, and I'm very much a good girl (perfect marks, spend friday nights watching movies with my mum, have only been drunk once), I find him very alluring. It'll never happen, since he probably likes bad girls, but I can't help wishing he would spend more time next door so I could impress him. I'm a good singer and a runner, and since he's a musician and also a runner, he should appreciate those talents.

4) I write a lot of poems from the point of view of a male. I don't think that makes me bisexual. I think it makes me "creative."

Cool, I'm from a secret organisation too, The Louvain Anarchist Guerilla Team :D
Intresting. Glad to know I'm not the only one in a secret organization. What does the 'Louvain Anarchist Guerilla Team' do?

I am tired of everyone being in some secret society but me. Therefore I will start my own. The Holy Order of Straughn. I announce myself High Lord Inquesitor to the Prophet himself. We shall spend all day debating the proverbs of Straughn and bringing his vision of Utopia to life by convincing others to detonate themselves against targets of our choosing. Like opposing secret societies.

I am tired of everyone being in some secret society but me. Therefore I will start my own. The Holy Order of Straughn. I announce myself High Lord Inquesitor to the Prophet himself. We shall spend all day debating the proverbs of Straughn and bringing his vision of Utopia to life by convincing others to detonate themselves against targets of our choosing. Like opposing secret societies.
Are the Keyi an opposing secret society?

Are the Keyi an opposing secret society?
can't tell you...then it wouldn't be secret would it;)

Hmm, secrets. I would like all of these to remain secret, if it's alright with you guys. Here goes:

- I have a hit of acid in my car's glove box that I'm afraid to take.
- I fake having asthma to everybody but my mom. She would take me to the hospital.
- I daydream about having sex with a girl, but one time a girl in my class offered to do it with me and I said okay and gave her my email and I was relieved when she didn't email me. She was so small that she looked like a child and it was creepy.
- My therapist wants me to take antidepressants but I don't want to because my boyfriend might not respect me anymore.
- I had a crush on my x-ray technician and we had lunch together one time but then he said we couldn't do that anymore cause he'd be fired for having a "patient/care provider relationship." He is 10 years older than me.
- I don't like girls because I'm afraid of them.
- I tell people that I once had a boyfriend who hit me, but he never actually did. He just wasn't very nice.

Intresting. Glad to know I'm not the only one in a secret organization. What does the 'Louvain Anarchist Guerilla Team' do?

Well, We mostly free garden gnomes and other statues. Those poor creatures have been trapped for too long!

The only secrets I have aren't mine.

Oh, and I too am gonna make up a secret society, and I can't think of anything good to tell you yet, so I'm gonna pretend I'm not allowed to tell you.

:D

Hmm, secrets. I would like all of these to remain secret, if it's alright with you guys. Here goes:

- I have a hit of acid in my car's glove box that I'm afraid to take.
- I fake having asthma to everybody but my mom. She would take me to the hospital.
- I daydream about having sex with a girl, but one time a girl in my class offered to do it with me and I said okay and gave her my email and I was relieved when she didn't email me. She was so small that she looked like a child and it was creepy.
- My therapist wants me to take antidepressants but I don't want to because my boyfriend might not respect me anymore.
- I had a crush on my x-ray technician and we had lunch together one time but then he said we couldn't do that anymore cause he'd be fired for having a "patient/care provider relationship." He is 10 years older than me.
- I don't like girls because I'm afraid of them.
- I tell people that I once had a boyfriend who hit me, but he never actually did. He just wasn't very nice.

Out of curiosity, are you male or female?

I'm the one that peed under the table in the third gade. They never did find out who did it and they punished everyone. :(

Man, do I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off of my shoulders! :)

I am turned on by girls who stuff their faces. But I mean really stuff their faces. Like 3 or 4 whole pizzas at a time.

- PS If any of you girls are into that sort of thing, email me.


:fluffle:

I'm the one that peed under the table in the third gade. They never did find out who did it and they punished everyone. :(

Man, do I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off of my shoulders! :)

I did that at a friend's house. I don't actually know if anyone found the stain or not. I was just too embarrassed to tell.

On the subject of secret societies, I have a little information on an organization called Skull and Bones. I am not a member myself, only graduates of certain prestigious colleges are members. I am not at liberty to disclose any information about it because I want my thumbs to stay on.:sniper:
:mp5:

Hmm, secrets. I would like all of these to remain secret, if it's alright with you guys. Here goes:

- I have a hit of acid in my car's glove box that I'm afraid to take.
- I fake having asthma to everybody but my mom. She would take me to the hospital.
- I daydream about having sex with a girl, but one time a girl in my class offered to do it with me and I said okay and gave her my email and I was relieved when she didn't email me. She was so small that she looked like a child and it was creepy.
- My therapist wants me to take antidepressants but I don't want to because my boyfriend might not respect me anymore.
- I had a crush on my x-ray technician and we had lunch together one time but then he said we couldn't do that anymore cause he'd be fired for having a "patient/care provider relationship." He is 10 years older than me.
- I don't like girls because I'm afraid of them.
- I tell people that I once had a boyfriend who hit me, but he never actually did. He just wasn't very nice.

If you want those to stay secret, WHY POST ON THE INTERNET?

If you want those to stay secret, WHY POST ON THE INTERNET?

Readthe thread title, this is for secrets you dont want to be secret any more.

A sort of 'get it off your chest thing'

When I was in preschool and early elementary school, I would pick my nose and wipe the boogers on rugs, couches, and the like much more often than I used tissues.

Also, I killed a man with a tire iron in an alternate universe.

When I was in preschool and early elementary school, I would pick my nose and wipe the boogers on rugs, couches, and the like much more often than I used tissues.

Also, I killed a man with a tire iron in an alternate universe.
I did that, too.

-sometimes I still do

-kidding

Seems like an awful lot of trouble going to an alternate universe to kill a man with a tire iron. I mean, if I was going to kill a man in an alternate universe, I would probably just shoot him. :mp5:

Well, this isn't technically a secret since there are a fairly large number of people who know it besides myself, but the significant one doesn't, so I'm still counting it as secret; I still love the girl who dumped me a while back. As I said, people know, but as far as I'm aware she doesn't. She may do, and if she did that'd be something of a relief, but I'm not gonna tell her. Not entirely sure why. Guess it'd just be pretty awkward. I dunno really...

But other than that I have a strange tendency to look into my tissues after blowing my nose to see my produce... :D

Is that really a secret that one can keep? You may never had said it like that before, but wouldn't your action show it?

I keep it buried. I came to the conclusion years ago that no one can be trusted and everyone lets you down. It doesn't matter how you treat others, how much compassion you show them they will always dump on you from a great height. You will always be judged on your appearence and if you don't conform to the brain-washed norm then you will be singled out as an object of ridicule.

All over the world people are being abused, murdered, dying from hunger and curable diseases. Intolerance, jealousy and greed rein. We as a species destroy things we don't understand. We carry out all sorts of atrocities in the name of religion, our country or our favourite bloody football team.

But the worse thing of all is that I care too damn much.

I'm planning on taking over world tomorrow night.

You'd probably do a better job than the trained chimps we have in charge now.

I am tired of everyone being in some secret society but me. Therefore I will start my own. The Holy Order of Straughn. I announce myself High Lord Inquesitor to the Prophet himself. We shall spend all day debating the proverbs of Straughn and bringing his vision of Utopia to life by convincing others to detonate themselves against targets of our choosing. Like opposing secret societies.
...it begins...









......rise...

I'm gay. Not sure how i'm gonna come out to my school tho :( :confused: .

I'm gay. Not sure how i'm gonna come out to my school tho :( :confused: .
Is that really any of your schools' business? There's lots of things that i don't include in my communion with other beings.

Is that really any of your schools' business? There's lots of things that i don't include in my communion with other beings.

Well yea kinda since I happen to go there and people happen to wonder why I haven't had a girlfriend yet and I find myself unable to tell them, and it's kinda hard to keep secrets from everyone, especially when they make comments and you find yourself unable to respond because you don't want to tell but you can't explain otherwise.

It'd be so much easier if people wouldn't care and just accept it. I have a friend who isn't talking to me right now because he saw me talking with a group of kids only one of whom is gay, so that kinda complicates the problem.

Well yea kinda since I happen to go there and people happen to wonder why I haven't had a girlfriend yet and I find myself unable to tell them, and it's kinda hard to keep secrets from everyone, especially when they make comments and you find yourself unable to respond because you don't want to tell but you can't explain otherwise.

It'd be so much easier if people wouldn't care and just accept it. I have a friend who isn't talking to me right now because he saw me talking with a group of kids only one of whom is gay, so that kinda complicates the problem.
Well, you don't seem to be having a problem telling me, and i have no personal vested interest in criticizing or ostracizing you for it. I don't have any reason NOT to accept it.
But given the circumstance you're citing about a friend who isn't talking to you, if i may save you the trouble .... your friends are the people who KNOW you and ACCEPT you.
Not your acquaintances, your friends. Trust me on this.
They are few and far between, indeed ... but resentment builds just as easily from keeping some secrets as it does from others having been offended by you telling them.
I think the time this will get the edgiest is if you develop a strong fondness for someone who isn't in the same mindset as yourself, and you find that your own feelings for them preclude your ability to be a friend to them. That does happen, and it sucks when it does, but remember that the more honest you are about it, the more respect you will have for yourself and that others will have for you for it.
Of course, i don't mean to be a belligerent arsehole whenever you can, under the guise of "brutal honesty", but it's the kind of thing where if someone asks, you can answer confidently about how you feel and who you are. Good luck to you.

I had 2 pieces of cake this evening.....there I said it.

When I was 9 I had a "friend" who was 15. He molested his little sister and told me about it, but I was too afraid to do anything about it.

I'm planning on taking over world tomorrow night.
Well, looks like that never happened.

Well, looks like that never happened.

Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

*cues music*

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!

I pretend to have multiple personalities with my boyfriend. I tell him that I don't remember anything when it happens. All kinds of kinky things happen and sometimes I even learn a secret or two.

I'm planning on taking over world tomorrow night.
Why friday night? At least have the decencey to wait till Sunday night so I dont have to take my Shakesperian literature test on monday.

I stole the next door neighbor's kids' baseball they had tied to a stick. They kept throwing it into my back yard trying to hit my dog with it, he caught it today and pulled it away from them, they came to my front door asking me to go get it out of the yard, I went to look and saw it half buried, so I left it and told them I couldn't find it, this afternoon I went out and got it and threw it away.

I pretend to have multiple personalities with my boyfriend. I tell him that I don't remember anything when it happens. All kinds of kinky things happen and sometimes I even learn a secret or two.
GOOD answer!!!

My secret:

Sometimes my posts in this forum are deliberately insincere or intentionally sarcastic.

It feels so good to get that off my chest.

Why friday night? At least have the decencey to wait till Sunday night so I dont have to take my Shakesperian literature test on monday.
Why wait? As soon as he takes of the world, the end of it is set into motion (not because of him, but it is what the Bible says). The sooner the end comes, the sooner I get to met Jesus. (Though a warning, if he takes of the world, I will fight against him with all of my life, for all freedoms will slowly disappear and if he took over the world I would suspect him of being the AntiChrist and enemy of God.)

I stole the next door neighbor's kids' baseball they had tied to a stick. They kept throwing it into my back yard trying to hit my dog with it, he caught it today and pulled it away from them, they came to my front door asking me to go get it out of the yard, I went to look and saw it half buried, so I left it and told them I couldn't find it, this afternoon I went out and got it and threw it away.

wow, mean neighbors.... however, you didn't technically steal it since they threw it over on purpose.

wow, mean neighbors.... however, you didn't technically steal it since they threw it over on purpose.
I guess I didn't steal it so much as lie about not being able to find it. However if I had parked my car in my neighbor's drive and he sold it, I would have called the cops and said he stole it, so I guess I am a thief and a liar. :(

I guess I didn't steal it so much as lie about not being able to find it. However if I had parked my car in my neighbor's drive and he sold it, I would have called the cops and said he stole it, so I guess I am a thief and a liar. :(
Don't worry, we all make mistakes.

I guess I didn't steal it so much as lie about not being able to find it. However if I had parked my car in my neighbor's drive and he sold it, I would have called the cops and said he stole it, so I guess I am a thief and a liar. :(
If you're feeling that guilty about it, go off and hit a few rocks with it until it's real chewed up looking and basically unusable, then hand it back and tell them your dog had chewed it up. While you're there, ask them to explain to you why they were trying to hit your dog with it in the 1st place.

If you're feeling that guilty about it, go off and hit a few rocks with it until it's real chewed up looking and basically unusable, then hand it back and tell them your dog had chewed it up. While you're there, ask them to explain to you why they were trying to hit your dog with it in the 1st place.
meh, the trash guy took is taking it tomorrow, but anyway, they started throwing rocks at my dog today, so I called the cops, they apparently had warrants out so they are in juvy tonight :(

My secret: I think I have serious mental problems, possibly borderline personality disorder. I refuse to get help, or even try to fix the problem, and I try really hard to keep people around me from knowing.

I cut myself and I cant feel it, yet theres blood.

meh, the trash guy took is taking it tomorrow, but anyway, they started throwing rocks at my dog today, so I called the cops, they apparently had warrants out so they are in juvy tonight :(
:eek: Smunkz.. I'm.. impressed!

Seriously tho.. its karma, dont worry be happy monn.

I cut myself and I cant feel it, yet theres blood.
I used to do that, it annoyed me, because the only reason I started cutting is because I could feel it.

I used to do that, it annoyed me, because the only reason I started cutting is because I could feel it.
Same here

Same here
you know it's much easier to try to fix the "why you cut" than to fix the "why don't I feel even when I do cut?"

although the "why I cut" wasn't something I had control enough to fix for a while so I started smoking crack, I don't recomend going down that road.

I haven't cut in at least 10 years, but I still get the urge sometimes, it creeps me out when I do, it makes me step back and try to figure out what is screwed up in my life, which 99% of the time is something I can fix, it's that 1% that almost kills me though.

you know it's much easier to try to fix the "why you cut" than to fix the "why don't I feel even when I do cut?"

although the "why I cut" wasn't something I had control enough to fix for a while so I started smoking crack, I don't recomend going down that road.

I haven't cut in at least 10 years, but I still get the urge sometimes, it creeps me out when I do, it makes me step back and try to figure out what is screwed up in my life, which 99% of the time is something I can fix, it's that 1% that almost kills me though.
I get these little spurts (did I use that right?) where I'd get depressed and just start cutting my upper arm in 1 inch lines, i'll do about 15 or 20 and then just watch em bleed (not huge bloody messes but still..). Then in the morning its a bitch to hide em from my mom..

Don't worry, no crack for me :cool:

Eh, mine's that when someone dies or whatever, even if I liked them, it feels like I only feel sorry for myself. I don't cry for anyone or anything, and I haven't for years. It makes me angry at myself. I am a rather selfish person I think... :/

Mine is:
My ex promised to tell me the reasons behind something (which I won't mention here for her sake), when we were still on better terms. She still hasn't, but I think she's either forgotten about it or thinks I've forgotten about it.

I do not have sex with most plants.

I do not have sex with most plants.
What don't you understand about the post title?

Secrets You Have That You Don't Want to be Secrets Anymore????

What don't you understand about the post title?



It was a typo. He meant to say he only has sex with moist pants.

It was a typo. He meant to say he only has sex with moist pants.
That is *SO* amazingly creepy. :eek:
Truly, he attempted a local cult of what he called "frotterism" not very long ago. It's still spoken about at local coffee shops.

That is *SO* amazingly creepy. :eek:
Truly, he attempted a local cult of what he called "frotterism" not very long ago. It's still spoken about at local coffee shops.

head on over to the rape thread

That is *SO* amazingly creepy. :eek:
Truly, he attempted a local cult of what he called "frotterism" not very long ago. It's still spoken about at local coffee shops.

no no no it was fronderism...frotterism is rubbing against others....

no no no it was fronderism...frotterism is rubbing against others....
Oh, so there's no pants involved? Or did Gartref mean sleeves, like alimentary canals ...?

Oh, so there's no pants involved? Or did Gartref mean sleeves, like alimentary canals ...?

Actually, I think the moist pants indicate a little quickness on the trigger.

Actually, I think the moist pants indicate a little quickness on the trigger.

naaah it isn't like that...you will be inquisitioned for impertinence.

head on over to the rape thread
I'm surprised you didn't bring up Arduu. You should've brought up his pathetic "suicide" ploy.
Yay, i'm noticed!

BTW, it's been my experience that Muravyets is a particularly good debator, and is sometimes nastier than i am with less prompting. You might like the last two pages of the "Republican Rap-sheet" thread.

Actually, I think the moist pants indicate a little quickness on the trigger.
As Tom Lehrer so eloquently put it ...
"...for filth (I'm glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder!"

I'm surprised you didn't bring up Arduu. You should've brought up his pathetic "suicide" ploy.
Yay, i'm noticed!

BTW, it's been my experience that Muravyets is a particularly good debator, and is sometimes nastier than i am with less prompting. You might like the last two pages of the "Republican Rap-sheet" thread.

Really I hadn't noticed her logic is flawed. If rape is universally illegal then by all means it shouldn't be a legal punishment should it?

I like to harass people on forums untils there eyes bleed. After all if you can't win through logic you might as well try for a win through persistence and failure to give up. Oops sorry...I think the white house has patented that theory.

I like to harass people on forums untils there eyes bleed. After all if you can't win through logic you might as well try for a win through persistence and failure to give up. Oops sorry...I think the white house has patented that theory.
So are people going to start calling you "Puck" then? ;)

So are people going to start calling you "Puck" then? ;)
Puck?? A midsummer night's dream??

Really I hadn't noticed her logic is flawed. If rape is universally illegal then by all means it shouldn't be a legal punishment should it?
This is where the tactics differ, and that's where she said she'd be back on the morrow with the huge post.
I don't take that long unless i need to sleep or i time out on my response.
I don't think it's universally illegal persay even if it should be.

This is where the tactics differ, and that's where she said she'd be back on the morrow with the huge post.
I don't take that long unless i need to sleep or i time out on my response.
I don't think it's universally illegal persay even if it should be.

I have now agreed with her that rape is not universally illiegal and therefore is some cultures it is not totally wrong ethically. I think this is in opposition to her original statements though.

P.S. I think rape should be punished by death. Which I guess is also a secret best left kept between us...ok...everyone;)

P.S. I think rape should be punished by death. Which I guess is also a secret best left kept between us...ok...everyone;)
Argh. Your pun is *terrible*
Also, i'm not liable to help much on your rape issue. I think rape is one of the absolute worst things there is. I don't think i'll be contributing much to that one.

I bear a terrible secret. Despite a lifetime that is mostly filled with listening to hard rock and metal, when I was a child my sister bought me an ABBA record and I listened to it. Several times. And liked it… :)

The Bruce

Pfft, thats nothing I liked The Seekers ... until I was 14!

Excuse me I have to go see my psychiatrist.

Thanks man, that actuslly helped a bit. I don't wamt ANYTHING bad for her, but I'm just so hurt and so mad that it feels good to say it, just because I can't/don't want to say it to her.

That's why I said it here. It's a secret because I really don't mean it, but deep down inside the hurt part might. I don't know. I'm just lost right now. :(

:( now I'm sad too

Ok, I have revealed everything that I can get away with about my secret society. I really am excited because we have two new members, Church Bob Amigo and Annassah Sandra Armada. YES!!!! And, there is some one who I am pretty sure will join and another who Hanni seems to think will join.

i cross dress about once every 2 weeks

i cross dress about once every 2 weeks
My cousin does, but that is for a movie I am making and he never cross dresses any other time, that I know of.

When I find idiots on the internet who claim that demons exist and they are part of secret societies I can't seem to stop following them around and making fun of them.

Glad I got that off my chest.

When I find idiots on the internet who claim that demons exist and they are part of secret societies I can't seem to stop following them around and making fun of them.

Glad I got that off my chest.
And that is a secret, how?

And, I am not an idiot. :mad:

Does anyone have any secrets that they are tired of keeping? Share them here!

I will start. I am a member of a secret society (we prefer the term organization) called the Keyi (yeah, that is where the name came from). I don't think that I should go into any greater details, the other Councillors would not approve.
Why can't you go into detail? What, do you guys have wild cocaine fueled sex orgies and engage in the sacrificing of babies at midnight?

I once stole a cookie!

Mine is in the Post Secret book :)

I once spent several weeks of my life thinking I'd gotten my girlfriend pregnant before the actual father came forward to me and told me it was his kid.

Not sure if that's really a secret, because she managed to tell anyone she could, but I've never told anyone here about it.

Lets see, secrets, secrets.

1. Mrs. Plum did it in the chamber with the candlestick
2. Jackie Brown steals the money
3. I wish I was a girl so Ilie would go down on me
4. Tyler and Jack in Fight Club are the same person
5. The Keyi is the name of a gay sex club in LA
6. Somewhere, snakes are on a plane
7. Rosebud is a sled.
8. Norman Bates is the killer
9. And this one time in band camp...

Lets see, secrets, secrets.

1. Mrs. Plum did it in the chamber with the candlestick
2. Jackie Brown steals the money
3. I wish I was a girl so Ilie would go down on me
4. Tyler and Jack in Fight Club are the same person
5. The Keyi is the name of a gay sex club in LA
6. Somewhere, snakes are on a plane
7. Rosebud is a sled.
8. Norman Bates is the killer
9. And this one time in band camp...

Vader is Luke's father.

I bear a terrible secret. Despite a lifetime that is mostly filled with listening to hard rock and metal, when I was a child my sister bought me an ABBA record and I listened to it. Several times. And liked it… :)

The Bruce


I liked Abba back then too. I can live with myself.

And this one could expose my identity- I once wore my wife's pantys to work. All my underwear somehow was still in the washer machine- clean, but wet.
So I wore a navy blue chalkstripe double breated suit, white shirt and cream colored tie with lacy red pantys to work. My secretary didnt believe me, so I showed her. I hope she isnt on NS forums.

Vader is Luke's father.

"Yub yub"!! :D

I might have a tumor in my arm. I probably deserve one *shrugs*

(not so much a secret as breaking news, but nationstates is the first to know :p).

Why can't you go into detail? What, do you guys have wild cocaine fueled sex orgies and engage in the sacrificing of babies at midnight?
Well, I can't go into detail mainly because it is a secret society, but, no, we don't have wild cocaine fueled sex ories or engage in the sacrifice of babies at midnight. But I suppose that I could share a few more things. I am the only Master Councillor, which basically means I am the head of our Council. We have a new member, he is known as Troyton Redick Esperto (but that is, of course, not his real name). We have been around for over a century. What else? Well, I can't really say to much except that the only problem from within us now is that stupid Trainee, and that our problem with the former Councillor is fixed (she is now a Master).

5. The Keyi is the name of a gay sex club in LA

Actually the Keyi (I am referring to the organization) is not a gay sex club. Actually, it is against our laws to be gay, and many of us chose not marry mainly because of how difficult having a family would be with the type of life we lead. Most of us are virgins, that is because of the law against having sex outside of marriage, and none of us live in LA (or at least not anymore).

I cheated on my 10th grade History midterm.

.......I've better secrets, but I don't feel like telling them... ;)

Me? I'd like to be able to stop keeping the fact that I'm a pedophile from my friends and family. No chance of that working out positively, so instead I have to content myself with being honest about it on internet forums like this.

i was up to 3am last night, everyone else in my family asleep, dancing and singing along to rage, while drinking vodka.

i wish i could tell the other one

I support lowering the voting age, but if I could have voted at 17, I would have voted for Bush :o

For a brief period of time, perhaps two months, I had a voice inside my head.
It was Jesus.
I threw all my problems at him mentally and hoped he would fix them or make a situation

For a brief period of time, perhaps two months, I had a voice inside my head.
It was Jesus.
I threw all my problems at him mentally and hoped he would fix them or make a situation

did it work?

I had sex with a NYC cop to get out of $400 worth of parking tickets. Thats one I've been harboring for years...

I had sex with a NYC cop to get out of $400 worth of parking tickets. Thats one I've been harboring for years...
"But officer, i already took the breathalyzer TWICE tonight, i ... oh, okay ... *ahem*"

did it work?
No, he got sick of it, told him to f*ck off and find some other religious icon to ruin and bore to death. Or afterlife.

I want you guys to fight it out to find out. Whoever wins gains my heart.
Do we get pictures?

I did something Thursday that will most likely make no difference whatsoever in my life, but there is a small chance that it will come back to bite me in the butt...... I have been paranoid ever since.

I did something Thursday that will most likely make no difference whatsoever in my life, but there is a small chance that it will come back to bite me in the butt...... I have been paranoid ever since.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

I masturbate daily.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.
yeah. I can't shake the fear though, I keep waiting for the time when the shit hits the fan....

speaking of, my dog pissed on a cat today and the cat's owner threatened to "beat the shit out of me" and my dog gave him a dirty look, and he backed off.

(I have no idea what possesed my dog to piss on a cat though)

I masturbate daily.

Pffft everyone does that.

Liasia']Pffft everyone does that.

With their left hand?

yeah. I can't shake the fear though, I keep waiting for the time when the shit hits the fan....

speaking of, my dog pissed on a cat today and the cat's owner threatened to "beat the shit out of me" and my dog gave him a dirty look, and he backed off.

(I have no idea what possesed my dog to piss on a cat though)
I'm sorry, I must laugh at this. I just saw "lead by example" in a post.. hehe

Liasia']Pffft everyone does that.

And how.