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Which NSer(s) have you ever fantasised about? - Page 2

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Sinuhue
21-02-2006, 19:10
Hooray! :fluffle:
*looks at picture of Aerou again*
Oh yeah. :p
Aerou
21-02-2006, 19:17
*looks at picture of Aerou again*
Oh yeah. :p

Mmmm, you and Eichen....yummmmm

:)
Grave_n_idle
21-02-2006, 19:42
Oh, and what about fantasies that require accoutrements? Like Alyson Hannigan with a whip and a wand? Those aren't necessarily clothless - she could have on a special ceremonial dress or something ....
I guess it depends on your imagination, then. *shrugs*

What a horrible thought.... that's going to keep me up all night....

;)
The UN abassadorship
21-02-2006, 20:03
Seen the pictures,
Where, do tell. For the record I picked her
Straughn
21-02-2006, 20:20
What a horrible thought.... that's going to keep me up all night....

;)
Horrible? I'm lucky (being married and all) that i don't drift into that kind of fantasy territory more often!
She's nummy.
Aerou
21-02-2006, 20:30
Aerou. Called me cute ages and ages ago.

*Will never forget.

Thats because you are cute :p
Grave_n_idle
21-02-2006, 20:32
Horrible? I'm lucky (being married and all) that i don't drift into that kind of fantasy territory more often!
She's nummy.

See, I'm lucky like that... my wife thinks 'Willow' is hot, too....

Oh, and if you wanted to think about it... "keep me up all night" could have had them 'entendres' in it.... :)
Straughn
21-02-2006, 20:54
See, I'm lucky like that... my wife thinks 'Willow' is hot, too....

Oh, and if you wanted to think about it... "keep me up all night" could have had them 'entendres' in it.... :)
Ah, true. I don't usually converse with you about carnal topics, so i didn't catch it. My bad. :)
Thank you, by the way, for your kind assessment of me on the "best debator" thread. Yourself and Peechland now make it so i have some kind of reputation to live down. *bows*
Grave_n_idle
21-02-2006, 20:57
Ah, true. I don't usually converse with you about carnal topics, so i didn't catch it. My bad. :)
Thank you, by the way, for your kind assessment of me on the "best debator" thread. Yourself and Peechland now make it so i have some kind of reputation to live down. *bows*

I usually behave myself, I think... so, not too surprising if it wasn't immediately obvious. :)

You deserve the reputation... and giving you 'props' means you are going to have to maintain it, which is good news for 'our side'. :)
Carnivorous Lickers
21-02-2006, 21:00
I dont fantasize...I plan.
Sinuhue
21-02-2006, 21:06
I dont fantasize...I plan.
*goes back and deletes every single post that gives a single iota of personal information...then rethinks, and TGs Carn my address:)*
Carnivorous Lickers
21-02-2006, 21:11
*goes back and deletes every single post that gives a single iota of personal information...then rethinks, and TGs Carn my address:)*


*L* I just thought "fantasize" might be too strong a word. It leaves images of sticky keyboards in some people's minds and that isnt the case.

Have I thought of mouthing your throat?

Sure...
Jello Biafra
21-02-2006, 21:20
In all seriousness, I probably won't answer for fear of inflating some people's egos/offending some people.That's pretty much my reason for not answering, also, though I don't have a problem with the idea of inflating anyone's ego.
Drunk commies deleted
21-02-2006, 21:21
None. Is that weird?
Sinuhue
21-02-2006, 21:24
None. Is that weird?
Yes. Not only weird, but unnatural. And offensive. I've abused your image in my mind so many times...and to find out you haven't reciprocated, even once...*weeps silently*

*gets distracted and wanders back into General* Hmmm what was that all about?
Bitchkitten
21-02-2006, 21:25
Mainly Cat-Tribe and Keruvalia. Though I believe Sutured Psyche is female, I think I'm in love. Sinuhue now has my curiousity up. Pure Metal. LM, though he's not around. Harlesburg. * * * * Daddy Fant8sies about Eustrusca. LG and DC, just for the pure adventure of it. Occasionally Kanabia.
I Love Oranges
21-02-2006, 21:44
you all know you fantasise about me, even if you don't admit it :D

*twiddles his thumbs waiting for confirmation*
Straughn
21-02-2006, 21:51
None. Is that weird?
No, we all know you're joined at the hip with JesusSaves. Any brash fantasies you need ... ;)
Drunk commies deleted
21-02-2006, 22:01
No, we all know you're joined at the hip with JesusSaves. Any brash fantasies you need ... ;)
Yeah, joined at the hip. That's why he's in Papua New Guinea on missionary work and I'm here in NJ.
Valori
21-02-2006, 22:09
At the same time? :eek:

;)

That would definently prove to be a very interesting hook up.
Straughn
21-02-2006, 22:09
Yeah, joined at the hip. That's why he's in Papua New Guinea on missionary work and I'm here in NJ.
Ah, forgive, for i'd just envisioned you in his crucifix-embroidered silk/velour lingerie. I'd assumed too much. My bad.
People without names
21-02-2006, 22:24
i ha a fantasy about myself once, it was crazy;)
Eutrusca
21-02-2006, 22:26
i ha a fantasy about myself once, it was crazy;)
Ooo! I once had a fantasy about me, my clone and two exotic women! Does that count? :D
People without names
21-02-2006, 22:32
Ooo! I once had a fantasy about me, my clone and two exotic women! Does that count? :D

well thats kind of a dissapointment, having to share the two women with your clone
Straughn
21-02-2006, 22:49
Ooo! I once had a fantasy about me, my clone and two exotic women! Does that count? :D
Woohoo! Don't forget the Speedos!
The Plutonian Empire
21-02-2006, 22:49
The only NS'er i've ever fantasized about was Bitchkitten.
Um... well.... ok, here goes:

Hullepupp
Grainne Ni Malley
Sinuhue
Laerod
Junii
Carnivorous Lickers
Celestial Kingdom
The Plutonian Empire
Balipo

.... and a few others, I guess. I've got a rather active imagination.
For a second, my exitement upon seeing my name almost made me dizzy. :fluffle:
Mainly Cat-Tribe and Keruvalia. Though I believe Sutured Psyche is female, I think I'm in love. Sinuhue now has my curiousity up. Pure Metal. LM, though he's not around. Harlesburg. * * * * Daddy Fant8sies about Eustrusca. LG and DC, just for the pure adventure of it. Occasionally Kanabia.
I'm not in it?! :( :gundge:
Peechland
21-02-2006, 22:50
You all know who you are.
Minoriteeburg
21-02-2006, 22:51
You all know who you are.

who?
Carnivorous Lickers
21-02-2006, 22:52
You all know who you are.


Wooof!! Thats right,Peechland-I was just uh, thinking about you.
Straughn
21-02-2006, 22:56
You all know who you are.
Well, some of us aren't even sure what we are. ;)

And now that you're sure, i'm not.

Leela: “Where were you at 10pm last night?”
Professor Farnsworth: “Where am I now?”
Peechland
21-02-2006, 22:58
Wooof!! Thats right,Peechland-I was just uh, thinking about you.


haha....oh yeah? You must be having lamb again;)

Actually, when I have a medium rare Filet Mignon, I think about you.


Edit: And Straughn....I think about you when I eat curly fries. They are silly, yet say a whole lot about potatoes.


Please, do not be afraid.
Pure Metal
21-02-2006, 23:08
Mainly Cat-Tribe and Keruvalia. Though I believe Sutured Psyche is female, I think I'm in love. Sinuhue now has my curiousity up. Pure Metal. LM, though he's not around. Harlesburg. * * * * Daddy Fant8sies about Eustrusca. LG and DC, just for the pure adventure of it. Occasionally Kanabia.
i think that gets a springer-style whoop! ;)


amy, you got competition, girl :p
Minoriteeburg
21-02-2006, 23:08
haha....oh yeah? You must be having lamb again;)

Actually, when I have a medium rare Filet Mignon, I think about you.


Edit: And Straughn....I think about you when I eat curly fries. They are silly, yet say a whole lot about potatoes.


Please, do not be afraid.


when do you think about me?
Peechland
21-02-2006, 23:11
when do you think about me?


Bug- I think about you when I eat gummy worms.
Minoriteeburg
21-02-2006, 23:12
Bug- I think about you when I eat gummy worms.


sounds dirty....I like it;)
Czardas
21-02-2006, 23:30
*lurks in the shadows in disguise to avoid being recognized by Tribes*
Straughn
22-02-2006, 00:28
Edit: And Straughn....I think about you when I eat curly fries. They are silly, yet say a whole lot about potatoes.
I'm surprised you didn't say "calamari" ... ;)
Although, in retrospect, i can see that too, since curly fries can be stretched to appear as tentacles, in a fashion ... but this also connotates the FSM.
It's pretty much my nature to overanalyze, so if i lost it completely, feel free to correct me.


Please, do not be afraid.
Rarely is a scarier phrase uttered. :eek:
Peechland
22-02-2006, 00:43
I'm surprised you didn't say "calamari" ... ;)
Although, in retrospect, i can see that too, since curly fries can be stretched to appear as tentacles, in a fashion ... but this also connotates the FSM.
It's pretty much my nature to overanalyze, so if i lost it completely, feel free to correct me.



Rarely is a scarier phrase uttered. :eek:


Well to be honest, I was chewing on some Laffy Taffy earlier and began to think of you. ;) :eek:
Minoriteeburg
22-02-2006, 00:47
Well to be honest, I was chewing on some Laffy Taffy earlier and began to think of you. ;) :eek:


:eek: uh oh this thread is getting dirty
Peechland
22-02-2006, 00:52
:eek: uh oh this thread is getting dirty


No no-I dont mean it dirty! Laffy Taffy always has a joke inside the wrapper and Straughn makes me laugh.
Straughn
22-02-2006, 01:27
No no-I dont mean it dirty! Laffy Taffy always has a joke inside the wrapper and Straughn makes me laugh.
The cool thing is, that's what i thought first!
AND, i LOVE those jokes!!! *bows*
Some keepers ... :

how do you mend a broken jack o lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch.

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from? -- a poul-tree

How do you turn soup into gold? -- add 24 carrots

What do sneezes wear on their feet? -- ahh-shoes

where do pigs park ther cars? -- in a porking lot

Why did the banana leave the cinema-the film didn't appeal to him

Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink -- He found a leek there

What do you do when you have no rubber bands? -- find a plastic orchestra

Whats green and fluffy and comes from mars -- a martian mellow
---

Well, i'll stop there, just *THIS* short of spam.
N'joy!
Peechland
22-02-2006, 01:28
The cool thing is, that's what i thought first!
AND, i LOVE those jokes!!! *bows*
Some keepers ... :

how do you mend a broken jack o lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch.

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from? -- a poul-tree

How do you turn soup into gold? -- add 24 carrots

What do sneezes wear on their feet? -- ahh-shoes

where do pigs park ther cars? -- in a porking lot

Why did the banana leave the cinema-the film didn't appeal to him

Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink -- He found a leek there

What do you do when you have no rubber bands? -- find a plastic orchestra

Whats green and fluffy and comes from mars -- a martian mellow
---

Well, i'll stop there, just *THIS* short of spam.
N'joy!

Yay! Youre as cheesy as me! *high 5's Straughn*

oh yeah-spam...back to the fantasizing I guess. Bummer.
Straughn
22-02-2006, 01:36
Yay! Youre as cheesy as me! *high 5's Straughn*

oh yeah-spam...back to the fantasizing I guess. Bummer.
*hi5*
Well, all in good measure ...
the title of this link made me laugh, so i looked. There's some good ones! I dunno WHAT they're bitchin' about ...

http://web.hawkesnest.net/~jthens/laffytaffy/

The first five are classic!!!
...hermit .... teapot .... COW WITH A COLD .... dogerpillar .... weekdays ... cold .... jerky ... oh, there's too many!!!
Peechland
22-02-2006, 01:40
ha! lobster.....shellfish. *groans* I needed that.



*makes bikini out of laffy taffy wrappers and fantasizes about self*

/on topic
Straughn
22-02-2006, 01:53
ha! lobster.....shellfish. *groans* I needed that.



*makes bikini out of laffy taffy wrappers and fantasizes about self*

/on topic
Woohoo!
I haven't looked yet for the "official" joke source but apparently is popular enough that it merits several threads. When i punch up Steven Wright, i end up getting a lot of the same ones ... :( that's understandable though, since they're his, and the Laffy Taffy's are participatory.
Sarkhaan
22-02-2006, 02:27
huh...good question.

fantasies...sinuhue, Cabra, peeches.
I'll admit to a small boycrush on fass.

and Kanabia, Tribes, PM, Keruvalia, and Muderous Maniacs would be chill to go grab a beer with. Ya know what? Throw Straughn onto list of people to have a beer with. he's amused me quite a bit tonight. (okay, you sick people, not like that.)
The Green Plague
22-02-2006, 03:54
You're confusing me now... you fantasise about being me? While I fantasise about being someone else?

But if I was you, I would never leave the house, I would just pleasure myself... 2 is much more fun than one.........:fluffle:
Straughn
22-02-2006, 11:02
huh...good question.

fantasies...sinuhue, Cabra, peeches.
I'll admit to a small boycrush on fass.

and Kanabia, Tribes, PM, Keruvalia, and Muderous Maniacs would be chill to go grab a beer with. Ya know what? Throw Straughn onto list of people to have a beer with. he's amused me quite a bit tonight. (okay, you sick people, not like that.)
"Hurray, people are paying attention to me!"
-Dr. John Zoidberg
;)
That'd be cool. You post well. You post extremely well.
As for me, my posts are hit & miss.
Peisandros
22-02-2006, 11:16
Thats because you are cute :p
I thought we had this discussion already.. I'm not cute and you're just crazy for thinking so!
Harlesburg
22-02-2006, 11:53
I have had no fantasies at all but have had NSers in my dreams...
Cabra West
22-02-2006, 12:08
I have had no fantasies at all but have had NSers in my dreams...

Nightmares?
Findecano Calaelen
22-02-2006, 13:05
Indeed I have, but I'm not telling who :)
Quite obviously me with plenty of kites involved actually my guess goes to Sdedjjigkog
Findecano Calaelen
22-02-2006, 13:07
I have had no fantasies at all but have had NSers in my dreams...
liar :p
Valori
22-02-2006, 13:28
Quite obviously me with plenty of kites involved actually my guess goes to Sdedjjigkog

Maybe Aerou wants all the people who want her?
Not. I second that Sdedjjisomethingoranother guess.
Kanabia
22-02-2006, 13:41
Mainly Cat-Tribe and Keruvalia. Though I believe Sutured Psyche is female, I think I'm in love. Sinuhue now has my curiousity up. Pure Metal. LM, though he's not around. Harlesburg. * * * * Daddy Fant8sies about Eustrusca. LG and DC, just for the pure adventure of it. Occasionally Kanabia.

:fluffle:


and Kanabia, Tribes, PM, Keruvalia, and Muderous Maniacs would be chill to go grab a beer with. Ya know what? Throw Straughn onto list of people to have a beer with. he's amused me quite a bit tonight. (okay, you sick people, not like that.)

I'd be up for it. :D
Grave_n_idle
22-02-2006, 17:53
Well to be honest, I was chewing on some Laffy Taffy earlier and began to think of you. ;) :eek:

See, down my way, 'Laffy Taffy' is euphemistic...
Peechland
22-02-2006, 17:56
See, down my way, 'Laffy Taffy' is euphemistic...

Do the locals use it reguarly?

"git a load of the laffy taffy on that guy....wooo hooo!";)
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 17:59
haha....oh yeah? You must be having lamb again;)

Actually, when I have a medium rare Filet Mignon, I think about you.




I'll take that as a compliment,as it sounds like you enjoy it.

I'm more often associated with my favorite-a raw flank steak.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 18:08
I'll take that as a compliment,as it sounds like you enjoy it.

I'm more often associated with my favorite-a raw flank steak.


I do so enjoy being a carnivore.

Peechland aka Carnivorous Peech
Grave_n_idle
22-02-2006, 18:10
Do the locals use it reguarly?

"git a load of the laffy taffy on that guy....wooo hooo!";)

Well... the Laffy Taffy wouldn't conventionally be on a guy.... unless he'd brought home flowers or something, maybe....

So... continue your story... there you were 'eating' some 'laffy taffy'.... ;)
Sinuhue
22-02-2006, 18:11
Is it just me, or does the most excellent song, "Werewolves of London" not remind you of Carnivorous Lickers?

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 18:12
I do so enjoy being a carnivore.

Peechland aka Carnivorous Peech


CL aka Peech Lickers
Peechland
22-02-2006, 18:13
Well... the Laffy Taffy wouldn't conventionally be on a guy.... unless he'd brought home flowers or something, maybe....

So... continue your story... there you were 'eating' some 'laffy taffy'.... ;)

I'll do one better. Next time I am eating some Laffy Taffy....I'll snap a pic. Or get someone else too.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 18:14
CL aka Peech Lickers


those would be some damn fine names for our puppet nations
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 18:15
Is it just me, or does the most excellent song, "Werewolves of London" not remind you of Carnivorous Lickers?

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood

*L* Thanks (takes a bow)
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 18:17
those would be some damn fine names for our puppet nations


I like my puppets to have no obvious connections.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 18:18
I like my puppets to have no obvious connections.


ha! You could be named "Powder Puff" and I'd know it was you.
Pure Metal
22-02-2006, 18:18
and Kanabia, Tribes, PM, Keruvalia, and Muderous Maniacs would be chill to go grab a beer with. Ya know what? Throw Straughn onto list of people to have a beer with. he's amused me quite a bit tonight. (okay, you sick people, not like that.)
sounds like fun to me! :fluffle:

an evening of the three P's is it? pizza, porn and pilsner *nods* :D
Sinuhue
22-02-2006, 18:18
I like my puppets to have no obvious connections.
So you admit to having puppets...OUT WITH IT! WHO ARE YOU REALLY!!??
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 18:20
ha! You could be named "Powder Puff" and I'd know it was you.


I guess I never mentioned I have more than one personality to you?
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 18:21
So you admit to having puppets...OUT WITH IT! WHO ARE YOU REALLY!!??

absolutely not- I thought puppets were against the rules in here?
Grave_n_idle
22-02-2006, 18:29
I'll do one better. Next time I am eating some Laffy Taffy....I'll snap a pic. Or get someone else too.

Excellent... and I'll cut you in on the profits.... :)
Peechland
22-02-2006, 18:30
Excellent... and I'll cut you in on the profits.... :)

LOL....I was sure they'd go into your personal collection.

But hey, who am I to snub my nose at the almighty dollar?
Grave_n_idle
22-02-2006, 18:33
LOL....I was sure they'd go into your personal collection.

But hey, who am I to snub my nose at the almighty dollar?

Well... of course it would go into my collection also.... after all, who could refuse Peech eating Laffy Taffy?

But, on the other hand, I think I'd be lynched by certain other NSer's if I were to withhold such materials (once they knew about them...), do you not?
Peechland
22-02-2006, 18:44
Well... of course it would go into my collection also.... after all, who could refuse Peech eating Laffy Taffy?

But, on the other hand, I think I'd be lynched by certain other NSer's if I were to withhold such materials (once they knew about them...), do you not?

Then youd better get a big stick.;)


I dunno, youre a pretty big intimidating fellow. Might not need the stick.
Grave_n_idle
22-02-2006, 18:47
Then youd better get a big stick.;)


I dunno, youre a pretty big intimidating fellow. Might not need the stick.

Ha ha... but, even I have to sleep sometimes....

Bwah ha ha...

No wait... I think I'm threatening myself, here, aren't I?
Kanabia
22-02-2006, 19:58
sounds like fun to me! :fluffle:

an evening of the three P's is it? pizza, porn and pilsner *nods* :D

You left out pot.

:p
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 20:03
You left out pot.

:p

what about poontang, poonanny and pussy?

Edit: and-Oh,yeah- Peeches.
Sarkhaan
22-02-2006, 20:07
You left out pot.

:p
haha...now we just gotta figure out how to get a bunch of guys from Europe, Australia, and America together with all of the above.
Kanabia
22-02-2006, 20:11
what about poontang, poonanny and pussy?

Edit: and-Oh,yeah- Peeches.

Now that's a party.

haha...now we just gotta figure out how to get a bunch of guys from Europe, Australia, and America together with all of the above.

Yeah, that's a tricky one. I can't swim that far.
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 20:14
Now that's a party.



Yeah, that's a tricky one. I can't swim that far.


We could call it a convention so it wouldnt sound so intimidating to the hosts.
Sarkhaan
22-02-2006, 20:21
Yeah, that's a tricky one. I can't swim that far.
well, PM, Keruvalia, and MM all look like Jesus...think one of them can walk on water maybe? I know Keru gave up some of his Dirty Jew (tm) powers when he converted, but I still have some of mine if I grow out my hair, and MM still has all of his.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 20:24
who is MM? Murderous Maniacs?
Sarkhaan
22-02-2006, 20:29
who is MM? Murderous Maniacs?
yeah...I'm typing laying down and my left arm was going numb, so I went with initials.
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 21:23
next month in Daytona Florida sounds good to me
Peechland
22-02-2006, 21:26
next month in Daytona Florida sounds good to me

How far are you from Daytona?


I already said once I won the lottery, I'd fund a NS get together. Watch and see.
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 21:29
How far are you from Daytona?


I already said once I won the lottery, I'd fund a NS get together. Watch and see.


I'm in NJ. The first week of March is warm and fun in Daytona this year
Peechland
22-02-2006, 21:31
I'm in NJ. The first week of March is warm and fun in Daytona this year


ohhh...NJ-thats right. I wonder if I paid everyones way if theyd fly to Hawaii for the get together?
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 21:31
How far are you from Daytona?


I already said once I won the lottery, I'd fund a NS get together. Watch and see.


I already said-if I had my way, I'd eat peaches every day
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 21:33
ohhh...NJ-thats right. I wonder if I paid everyones way if theyd fly to Hawaii for the get together?

I may already be driving to Florida then if everything works out. So, I figured,why not suggest it?
Peechland
22-02-2006, 21:35
I may already be driving to Florida then if everything works out. So, I figured,why not suggest it?

Then I better hurry up and buy more tickets. Unfortunatley I was not one of the winners of the $365 mill. Ugh. That hurts so much.
Carnivorous Lickers
22-02-2006, 21:39
Then I better hurry up and buy more tickets. Unfortunatley I was not one of the winners of the $365 mill. Ugh. That hurts so much.

That was a nice one. How many people share the winning ticket? I havent heard yet.
Peechland
22-02-2006, 21:46
That was a nice one. How many people share the winning ticket? I havent heard yet.

Eight .....how could I not have been one of them? Bastards
Grave_n_idle
22-02-2006, 21:51
Eight .....how could I not have been one of them? Bastards

And you deserved it, too.... not just for being teh hotness... but also for your philanthropic (read "NS get-together") concerns... :)
Peechland
22-02-2006, 21:56
And you deserved it, too.... not just for being teh hotness... but also for your philanthropic (read "NS get-together") concerns... :)


Haha! Yeah, I mean heck- Im buying t shirts, hotel rooms, plane tickets, food, beverages, condoms....cant a girl get a little lottery action?
SoWiBi
22-02-2006, 22:17
Haha! Yeah, I mean heck- Im buying t shirts, hotel rooms, plane tickets, food, beverages, condoms....cant a girl get a little lottery action?
Oh, so it's going to be a clothed get-together?
Grave_n_idle
22-02-2006, 22:50
Oh, so it's going to be a clothed get-together?

Cynical people would say something along the lines of "not if our Peech has anything to do with it"...

I, of course, am not cynical.... :)
Peechland
22-02-2006, 22:57
Cynical people would say something along the lines of "not if our Peech has anything to do with it"...

I, of course, am not cynical.... :)


Why heavens no youre not......neither am I. *laughter*

I am all about all you NSers having on clothes. Naked is overrated. Leave something to the imagination. What you do in the adult "forum" of the "convention" is totally up to you. I'm still getting the t shirts with everyones nations on them. You can wear it on your back,as handcuffs or as a blindfold....its up to you.:D
Sarkhaan
22-02-2006, 23:03
I'm in NJ. The first week of March is warm and fun in Daytona this year
where in Jersey? I'm CT/Boston
Grave_n_idle
22-02-2006, 23:03
Why heavens no youre not......neither am I. *laughter*

I am all about all you NSers having on clothes. Naked is overrated. Leave something to the imagination. What you do in the adult "forum" of the "convention" is totally up to you. I'm still getting the t shirts with everyones nations on them. You can wear it on your back,as handcuffs or as a blindfold....its up to you.:D

It's up to me?

Absolute power! I feel corrupted, already... ;)
Sarkhaan
22-02-2006, 23:05
Why heavens no youre not......neither am I. *laughter*

I am all about all you NSers having on clothes. Naked is overrated. Leave something to the imagination. What you do in the adult "forum" of the "convention" is totally up to you. I'm still getting the t shirts with everyones nations on them. You can wear it on your back,as handcuffs or as a blindfold....its up to you.:D
hmm...I could probably turn it into a nice thong, but not even I want to see myself in a thong *shudders*
Dinaverg
23-02-2006, 02:04
Back on the topic of fantasies, and after a look through our mugshot thread....

Tocrowkia, Tree Hugging Lesbians, Rasselas, Diacritical Souls, Avynne, Theodrea, Kiwi-Kiwi, Angry Fruit Salad, Aerou, Carniverous Eclairs, Chickpeania, Jewish Media Control (obviously).

But that's just from what I saw....haven't been here very long...we'll see....
Valori
23-02-2006, 04:03
If I just went through the old photo thread and picked the few people who I thought were really attractive it would come down to Perezuela and Roshni because both are very beautiful.:p Although, there are people I've seen outside of the picture thread who are also pretty.And Yes, I realize both of them are gone.
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 04:05
Haha! Yeah, I mean heck- Im buying t shirts, hotel rooms, plane tickets, food, beverages, condoms....cant a girl get a little lottery action?
You're buying hotel rooms??? :eek:
Peechland
23-02-2006, 04:06
You're buying hotel rooms??? :eek:

Yeah, you want an ocean view or courtyard?
Eutrusca
23-02-2006, 04:08
Yeah, you want an ocean view or courtyard?
I'll settle for one right next door to yours, preferably with adjoining doors. :D
Sarkhaan
23-02-2006, 05:16
I'll settle for one right next door to yours, preferably with adjoining doors. :D
i'm surprised you didn't say whichever room she takes...


put me down for oceanview. With a roommate. Preferably female, but I'll double up with any of the blokes I listed to get a beer with:fluffle:
Dinaverg
23-02-2006, 05:22
Can I just have my cabin rocket lifted to the get-together? Not too close though, I would't want to socialize any more than is necesary.
Kanabia
23-02-2006, 05:33
well, PM, Keruvalia, and MM all look like Jesus...think one of them can walk on water maybe? I know Keru gave up some of his Dirty Jew (tm) powers when he converted, but I still have some of mine if I grow out my hair, and MM still has all of his.

LOL...If I grew a beard, I might inherit that power too... :p
Sarkhaan
23-02-2006, 07:30
LOL...If I grew a beard, I might inherit that power too... :p
haha...judging by the jack daniels/paper bowl picture, I think you have enough special powers;)

btw, you another jew to add to the list? Because this is rapidly becoming the Jesus/somewhat unclean jew party...haha
Aerou
23-02-2006, 07:32
haha...judging by the jack daniels/paper bowl picture, I think you have enough "special" powers;)

All better :)
Kanabia
23-02-2006, 07:35
haha...judging by the jack daniels/paper bowl picture, I think you have enough special powers;)

Heh :p

It was a ceramic bowl actually :p

btw, you another jew to add to the list? Because this is rapidly becoming the Jesus/somewhat unclean jew party...haha

I may be 1/8 Jewish, but i'm not sure.
Sarkhaan
23-02-2006, 07:45
Heh :p

It was a ceramic bowl actually :p



I may be 1/8 Jewish, but i'm not sure.
good enough. You're in. You're secret decoder ring and the instructions to the Jewish conspiracy will be delivered to your house momentarily.

I mean, what conspiracy?
Minoriteeburg
23-02-2006, 07:52
all you NSers gotta stop wasting your time fantasizing about other people and start fantasizing about me.
Dinaverg
23-02-2006, 08:00
all you NSers gotta stop wasting your time fantasizing about other people and start fantasizing about me.

Personally, not while you're a "Miss Pacman Lover".
Straughn
23-02-2006, 08:46
i'm surprised you didn't say whichever room she takes...


put me down for oceanview. With a roommate. Preferably female, but I'll double up with any of the blokes I listed to get a beer with:fluffle:
Maybe he's a listener ... ;)
Time to get out the duct tape & chocolate sauce?
Besides, Eutr might want to stay close to the medicine cabinet ... ;)
Just kiddin'. Eutr's all man, and he ain't get knocked down so easy.
If it were the whole LOT of y'all, however ....
Straughn
23-02-2006, 08:49
all you NSers gotta stop wasting your time fantasizing about other people and start fantasizing about me.
If you'd stop posting stuff that leaves *NOTHING* to the imagination ... :D
Cabra West
23-02-2006, 08:51
If you'd stop posting stuff that leaves *NOTHING* to the imagination ... :D

You know, I've been thinking about removing all my pics, leaving everything to imagination again, and to reinvent myself completely here.
What would you think of a 1.70m, slim, black-haired, green-eyed, pale beauty?

Could I pull that off?
Peisandros
23-02-2006, 09:12
You know, I've been thinking about removing all my pics, leaving everything to imagination again, and to reinvent myself completely here.
What would you think of a 1.70m, slim, black-haired, green-eyed, pale beauty?

Could I pull that off?
Considering I haven't seen any of your pics.. Yes, I think you could pull it off very well.
Cabra West
23-02-2006, 09:34
Considering I haven't seen any of your pics.. Yes, I think you could pull it off very well.

Instead of 1.63m short, red-haired, very chubby, with eyes that keep changinf colour?

Ok, from now on, I'm tall, slim and black-haired. Let's see if that changes things...
Straughn
23-02-2006, 10:00
You know, I've been thinking about removing all my pics, leaving everything to imagination again, and to reinvent myself completely here.
What would you think of a 1.70m, slim, black-haired, green-eyed, pale beauty?

Could I pull that off?
Well, to be fair, i have no pics up myself, so i've been having a lot of fun with the fact that other people have good imaginations here. It suits me and it's a lot funnier than looking at myself in the mirror. Really, i'm here to get away from all that jazz! ;)

Express yourself anyway you want!
Peisandros
23-02-2006, 10:03
Instead of 1.63m short, red-haired, very chubby, with eyes that keep changinf colour?

Ok, from now on, I'm tall, slim and black-haired. Let's see if that changes things...
Well I like short. Short is good. Red hair can be very attractive. Very chubby or is that just over-exagerating? Eyes that keep changing colour? That's cool. Nothing wrong with that.
Cabra West
23-02-2006, 10:07
Well I like short. Short is good. Red hair can be very attractive. Very chubby or is that just over-exagerating? Eyes that keep changing colour? That's cool. Nothing wrong with that.

Hey, if you can't be bothered to look at the NS Player Info thread... :p
;)
Yes, very chubby. Nicely put.
And eyes that change colour, varying from bright, sparkly green to deep, dark brown, almost appearing black.
Peisandros
23-02-2006, 10:11
Hey, if you can't be bothered to look at the NS Player Info thread... :p
;)
Yes, very chubby. Nicely put.
And eyes that change colour, varying from bright, sparkly green to deep, dark brown, almost appearing black.
Hehe indeed :D.
Black eyes? That would be nice/scary. Perhaps I should like at the info thread. Or, I could just keep you as the 1.7m slim, black haired, green eyed beauty heh.
Dinaverg
23-02-2006, 10:12
Instead of 1.63m short, red-haired, very chubby, with eyes that keep changinf colour?

Ok, from now on, I'm tall, slim and black-haired. Let's see if that changes things...

Not that it matters much, but I can add you to my list now, So there you go.
Cabra West
23-02-2006, 10:22
Not that it matters much, but I can add you to my list now, So there you go.

As tall and black or as short and red? ;)
Peisandros
23-02-2006, 10:26
As tall and black or as short and red? ;)
Put that way, for me it would be short and red :).
Cabra West
23-02-2006, 11:14
Put that way, for me it would be short and red :).

*lol
I think I wouldn't know how to behave tall, black-haired and slim anyway ;)
Peisandros
23-02-2006, 11:43
*lol
I think I wouldn't know how to behave tall, black-haired and slim anyway ;)
Well, all you can be is yourself. Unless you want to spend money to change how you look. But blah, that's just silly.
Minoriteeburg
23-02-2006, 17:47
If you'd stop posting stuff that leaves *NOTHING* to the imagination ... :D


...but im all out of penis pics
Grave_n_idle
23-02-2006, 17:56
I may be 1/8 Jewish, but i'm not sure.

If we are having a 'corrupted Jewish blood' party, then I qualify at about that level too... :)
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 18:01
where in Jersey? I'm CT/Boston

Pt Pleasant
SoWiBi
23-02-2006, 19:42
If we are having a 'corrupted Jewish blood' party, then I qualify at about that level too... :)
Oh, I want in on it, too!
Grave_n_idle
23-02-2006, 20:41
Oh, I want in on it, too!

You have the 'corrupted Jewish blood'... or you just want in on the party... ? :)
SoWiBi
23-02-2006, 20:56
You have the 'corrupted Jewish blood'... or you just want in on the party... ? :)
I'm of Jewish blood, minorly corrupted by the fact that my other set of grandparents were blatantly Nazi and I was raised in an Atheist household. That enough to qualify?

Besides just wanting in on the party, that is.
Grave_n_idle
23-02-2006, 20:57
I'm of Jewish blood, minorly corrupted by the fact that my other set of grandparents were blatantly Nazi and I was raised in an Atheist household. That enough to qualify?

Besides just wanting in on the party, that is.

Well, I'd have accepted "just wanting in on the party"... :)
SoWiBi
23-02-2006, 21:03
Well, I'd have accepted "just wanting in on the party"... :)
Well, I'm a lady of high standards. And I wanted to duly impress, umm, a friend of yours.
Jocabia
23-02-2006, 21:04
If we are having a 'corrupted Jewish blood' party, then I qualify at about that level too... :)

I'm about that level, too. No, wait 1/16. My grandmother had enough that if she'd lived in Germany she would be in trouble.
Grave_n_idle
23-02-2006, 21:07
Well, I'm a lady of high standards. And I wanted to duly impress, umm, a friend of yours.

Oh really? Wanted to impress 'a friend of mine', you say?

Were I not such a gentleman, I could certainly have lowered the tone... ;)
Grave_n_idle
23-02-2006, 21:09
I'm about that level, too. No, wait 1/16. My grandmother had enough that if she'd lived in Germany she would be in trouble.

My grandfather was similarly lucky not to have been living in Germany. Me - I'd have been okay, since I've been tall, blonde and blue-eyed most of my life. (Not so blonde anymore, mind you).
Jocabia
23-02-2006, 21:11
My grandfather was similarly lucky not to have been living in Germany. Me - I'd have been okay, since I've been tall, blonde and blue-eyed most of my life. (Not so blonde anymore, mind you).

Yeah, same here to all of the blonde, tall, blue-eyed stuff.

In fact, come to think of it, does anyone else notice that Hitler was obsessed with good-looking men? Tall, blonde, blue eyes... I'm going to write a book on the homosexual tendencies of Hitler. That should really make the neo-Nazis happy.
SoWiBi
23-02-2006, 21:18
I'm about that level, too. No, wait 1/16. My grandmother had enough that if she'd lived in Germany she would be in trouble.
1/8 would have done the trick for her, meaning you could be as much low scum as 1/32..don't try to sneak in, here! ;)

Oh really? Wanted to impress 'a friend of mine', you say?
Were I not such a gentleman, I could certainly have lowered the tone...
Ain't I glad that you are gentleman enough to not lower anything unnecessarily.

Me - I'd have been okay, since I've been tall, blonde and blue-eyed most of my life.
As if. Us Germans, we aren't that superficial, you know. Hitler was short, black-haired and not 100% blue-eyed, and yet..
SoWiBi
23-02-2006, 21:28
In fact, come to think of it, does anyone else notice that Hitler was obsessed with good-looking men? Tall, blonde, blue eyes... I'm going to write a book on the homosexual tendencies of Hitler. That should really make the neo-Nazis happy.
You wouldn't be the first.
The Hidden Hitler. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0465043097/sr=8-1/qid=1140726387/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-0474584-5125450?%5Fencoding=UTF8)

Actually, that theory is rather widely discussed. In Germany, at least. There's a conspicious lack of women in his life, and many say his hatred is fueled by self-hatred and insecurity and all that stuff.
I personally just hope it ain't true. Bad enough Westerwelle is gay, don't need even more bad PR :P
Grave_n_idle
23-02-2006, 21:29
1/8 would have done the trick for her, meaning you could be as much low scum as 1/32..don't try to sneak in, here! ;)


No... we have to let Jocabia in... he's a honey. :)


Ain't I glad that you are gentleman enough to not lower anything unnecessarily.


I know... it's hard, but I always try to rise to a challenge. ;)


As if. Us Germans, we aren't that superficial, you know. Hitler was short, black-haired and not 100% blue-eyed, and yet..

He was Austrian, too, wasn't he? I was rather more thinking that 6'4", 220 lbs... I'd have been 'acceptable' for the whole Nazi 'grand design' thing... 'ubermensch', or whatever it was called.
SoWiBi
23-02-2006, 21:34
I know... it's hard, but I always try to rise to a challenge. ;)
Am I supposed to go soft on you now?

He was Austrian, too, wasn't he? I was rather more thinking that 6'4", 220 lbs... I'd have been 'acceptable' for the whole Nazi 'grand design' thing... 'ubermensch', or whatever it was called.
Yep, he was.
And lol, Übermensch was Nietzsche. Herrenmensch would be what you were looking for. (I actually wondered whether to dust off my Nietzsche account for this post:] )
Peechland
23-02-2006, 21:45
I'm watching you kids.....


*squints*
Grave_n_idle
23-02-2006, 21:50
Am I supposed to go soft on you now?


Not at all. All I ask is that you are open to all suggestions...


Yep, he was.
And lol, Übermensch was Nietzsche. Herrenmensch would be what you were looking for. (I actually wondered whether to dust off my Nietzsche account for this post:] )

Hey... PM is the English guy that speaks German... I'm the other English guy. :) But, thanks... yes, I think 'Herrenmensch' might have been the phrase I was after.
Jocabia
23-02-2006, 21:50
1/8 would have done the trick for her, meaning you could be as much low scum as 1/32..don't try to sneak in, here! ;)
No, I mean she was 1/4 and I'm 1/16. That's not good enough?
SoWiBi
23-02-2006, 21:57
I'm watching you kids.....
Sexy thought.
Not at all. All I ask is that you are open to all suggestions...
A lady doesn't kiss and tell.
No, I mean she was 1/4 and I'm 1/16. That's not good enough?Well, I'd have accepted "just wanting in on the party"...
I've learned enough to not say somebody ain't good enough..;)
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 22:05
*lol
I think I wouldn't know how to behave tall, black-haired and slim anyway ;)

Thats alright- I'm liking the Cabra West you described and have shown in pictures-not a phony. :D
Hullepupp
23-02-2006, 22:09
you are right Cabra is fine
Carnivorous Lickers
23-02-2006, 22:15
you are right Cabra is fine

I think she needs to know that, though.
Cabra West
23-02-2006, 22:18
Thats alright- I'm liking the Cabra West you described and have shown in pictures-not a phony. :D

:)
I couldn't keep up being a phoney anyway.
Did you see me in my new ... glasses yet? ;)
Grave_n_idle
23-02-2006, 22:29
A lady doesn't kiss and tell.


Really? Curious minds would ask what you have to do to get a lady to tell... if kissing doesn't do it...
Peechland
23-02-2006, 22:32
Really? Curious minds would ask what you have to do to get a lady to tell... if kissing doesn't do it...

well for me, make me a pan of rice krispy treats
Euphorictrance
23-02-2006, 22:36
;) :fluffle: Staggering Drunks
Grave_n_idle
23-02-2006, 22:38
well for me, make me a pan of rice krispy treats

I'm not sure about krispy treats... I actually conconcted a rather pleasant chicken-breast in garlic, tomato and cheese sauce over herb-cooked rice, the other day, though.
Peechland
23-02-2006, 22:45
I'm not sure about krispy treats... I actually conconcted a rather pleasant chicken-breast in garlic, tomato and cheese sauce over herb-cooked rice, the other day, though.


ooOooO yum! I'll tell for that!
New-Lexington
23-02-2006, 22:46
not the fantasy yall talk about... but i imagine Roman Strength n Honor marching down a road in full Nazi gear screaming "Heil Hitler":rolleyes:
The Protectorates
23-02-2006, 22:53
I think I’ve made it abundantly clear by now that I hate all of you.

I feel more THAT way than fantasizing, but y'all ain't too bad.
Grave_n_idle
23-02-2006, 22:54
ooOooO yum! I'll tell for that!

So... the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach?

I'd heard it was somewhere around there....
Peechland
23-02-2006, 23:01
So... the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach?

I'd heard it was somewhere around there....

and GNI shoots a 3 pointer.......

swish
Grave_n_idle
23-02-2006, 23:17
and GNI shoots a 3 pointer.......

swish

:D

Ha ha... couldn't have done it without that set-up.... ;)
Sarkhaan
23-02-2006, 23:25
Maybe he's a listener ... ;)
Time to get out the duct tape & chocolate sauce?
Besides, Eutr might want to stay close to the medicine cabinet ... ;)
Just kiddin'. Eutr's all man, and he ain't get knocked down so easy.
If it were the whole LOT of y'all, however ....
haha...you forgot the butterscotch.

And I'm pretty sure nothing will ever knock Eut down at this point. God knows I've been trying to find something for months.
Peechland
23-02-2006, 23:47
haha...you forgot the butterscotch.

And I'm pretty sure nothing will ever knock Eut down at this point. God knows I've been trying to find something for months.



muhahaha...I know his weakness.
SoWiBi
24-02-2006, 00:06
Really? Curious minds would ask what you have to do to get a lady to tell... if kissing doesn't do it...
I heard stroking her ego does wonders.
Grave_n_idle
24-02-2006, 00:16
I heard stroking her ego does wonders.

*Sigh* Is there anything that stroking... ego... can't solve?

Thankfully, as a gentleman, my mind would never ask such questions, anyway.

Such attentions are 'below the belt'...
Frangland
24-02-2006, 00:41
I heard stroking her ego does wonders.

...moreso than stroking her mustache....

(ducks)



:)
SoWiBi
24-02-2006, 00:43
*Sigh* Is there anything that stroking... ego... can't solve?
Yes. Sore ego.
Pantygraigwen
24-02-2006, 00:45
So... the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach?

I'd heard it was somewhere around there....

"The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. Preferably with a carving knife" - Jo Brand.
Straughn
24-02-2006, 05:29
Pt Pleasant
So have you been to that infamous bridge?
That line of history SERIOUSLY intrigues me. *nods*
(not necessarily a 'jack - TG me if ya want)
Sdaeriji
24-02-2006, 05:32
Dakini.
Straughn
24-02-2006, 05:33
muhahaha...I know his weakness.
Trout?
Peechland
24-02-2006, 05:35
Trout?

close.

Bicycles. He damn near killed himself last year when he fell off of one.
Straughn
24-02-2006, 05:37
haha...you forgot the butterscotch.

And I'm pretty sure nothing will ever knock Eut down at this point. God knows I've been trying to find something for months.
Eutr ... trout ... Speedos ....
is butterscotch crossing the line?
*ponders*

"Let's see here. X-rated girls, already bookmarked, dial extra sex.
Mr. X? Hmm, shall I cross the final frontier?"
...
"There's no emote icon for what I'm feeling!"
-Comic Book Guy
Straughn
24-02-2006, 05:38
close.

Bicycles. He damn near killed himself last year when he fell off of one.
Not a Segway? ;)

I thought he did a bunch of other dangerous things ...
i bet his ghost would be pretty pissed off if that bike did him in. He'd never stop haunting this forum!
Ragbralbur
24-02-2006, 05:48
I fantasize about people fantasizing about me.
Peechland
24-02-2006, 05:51
Not a Segway? ;)

I thought he did a bunch of other dangerous things ...
i bet his ghost would be pretty pissed off if that bike did him in. He'd never stop haunting this forum!


Well, I failed to mention that he was looking at the ass of a 20 something year old woman who's shorts were a little too short(yes i said it, there is such a thing as too short boys) while he was riding his bike. Have you ever seen the old show Threes Company? The intro shows Jack riding his bike and getting distracted by some beach beauties....he crashes into something and then falls over. That was Eut.
Straughn
24-02-2006, 06:01
Well, I failed to mention that he was looking at the ass of a 20 something year old woman who's shorts were a little too short(yes i said it, there is such a thing as too short boys) while he was riding his bike. Have you ever seen the old show Threes Company? The intro shows Jack riding his bike and getting distracted by some beach beauties....he crashes into something and then falls over. That was Eut.
Well if he'd gone out then, he would've gone out doing something he loved ...
Good, i don't have to worry about his pissed off ghost now.
Peechland
24-02-2006, 06:02
Well if he'd gone out then, he would've gone out doing something he loved ...
Good, i don't have to worry about his pissed off ghost now.


If Eut passes of anything, it will be due to hyperpostcount.
Sarkhaan
24-02-2006, 06:26
Well, I failed to mention that he was looking at the ass of a 20 something year old woman who's shorts were a little too short(yes i said it, there is such a thing as too short boys) while he was riding his bike. Have you ever seen the old show Threes Company? The intro shows Jack riding his bike and getting distracted by some beach beauties....he crashes into something and then falls over. That was Eut.
hmm...I was gonna say it can't be bikes. My guess was pretty women. And not like that hooker in that god aweful movie.
Peechland
24-02-2006, 06:27
hmm...I was gonna say it can't be bikes. My guess was pretty women. And not like that hooker in that god aweful movie.


lol.....bikes and pretty women. That'll get him every time;)
Sarkhaan
24-02-2006, 07:01
Eutr ... trout ... Speedos ....
is butterscotch crossing the line?
*ponders*

"Let's see here. X-rated girls, already bookmarked, dial extra sex.
Mr. X? Hmm, shall I cross the final frontier?"
...
"There's no emote icon for what I'm feeling!"
-Comic Book Guy
It just might cross the line. But then, there was never any line to begin with. There is no spoon. [/random matrix references]

but on the other hand,

My spoon is too big. [/random rejected references spawning out of random matrix references]
Straughn
24-02-2006, 09:30
It just might cross the line. But then, there was never any line to begin with. There is no spoon. [/random matrix references]

but on the other hand,

My spoon is too big. [/random rejected references spawning out of random matrix references]
Hmmm ....

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: (about his much younger girlfriend)
"Some people think I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave."
:D
Verdigroth
24-02-2006, 09:45
I can honestly say that Straughn has fantasized about me. The feelings isn't mutual I usually fantasize about someone else when I am with him.
Straughn
24-02-2006, 09:49
I can honestly say that Straughn has fantasized about me. The feelings isn't mutual I usually fantasize about someone else when I am with him.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10485340&postcount=369

At least Verdigroth knows when to yell the right name. *nods*
Not an amateur, and that's ever more evidenced by his grip on the whip.
Grave_n_idle
24-02-2006, 14:57
Yes. Sore ego.

This is true... but, it's like a hangover... once you've tried to medicate your sore ego for a few minutes, the 'sore' issue becomes less and less important...

There are other ways to fix a sore ego, of course... but they are a matter of taste.
Carnivorous Lickers
24-02-2006, 15:10
I heard stroking her ego does wonders.


"Ego"? It was her ego? And I've been wasting all this time??
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-02-2006, 15:12
"Ego"? It was her ego? And I've been wasting all this time??
Well, I wouldn't call it a waste of time, if you did it right. :p
Carnivorous Lickers
24-02-2006, 15:13
So have you been to that infamous bridge?
That line of history SERIOUSLY intrigues me. *nods*
(not necessarily a 'jack - TG me if ya want)

There are two bridges I am aware of, but I'm unaware of any thing of note having to do with either of them. I've driven, walked and biked across both as well as passed beneath both in fishing boat or kayak- did I miss something?
Carnivorous Lickers
24-02-2006, 15:16
Well, I wouldn't call it a waste of time, if you did it right. :p

I should have added I am joking there. I have to admit,most of my pleasure comes from hers and I am gifted with exceptional stamina.
Peechland
24-02-2006, 15:37
Do fantasies of bludgeoning certain people count? Just checking.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-02-2006, 15:40
I should have added I am joking there. I have to admit,most of my pleasure comes from hers and I am gifted with exceptional stamina.
I didn't think you were being serious...:p
SoWiBi
24-02-2006, 15:54
I should have added I am joking there. I have to admit,most of my pleasure comes from hers and I am gifted with exceptional stamina.
You should have added that you'll have to admit that you just posted this for the pleasure of knowing the number of people who fantasize about you just increased immensely.
Sarkhaan
24-02-2006, 23:44
Do fantasies of bludgeoning certain people count? Just checking.I say yes, but only if you do it with this:
http://www.lazydragon.com/images/skull-mace-head-2609.jpg
Valori
24-02-2006, 23:57
all you NSers gotta stop wasting your time fantasizing about other people and start fantasizing about me.

When you turn into a female, preferably an attractive one.
Secluded Islands
25-02-2006, 00:17
i have fantasies about...Chuck Norris



post edited by Chuck Norris
Sarkhaan
25-02-2006, 19:26
i have fantasies about...Chuck Norris



post edited by Chuck Norris
do they involve a roundhouse kick to the jaw? Because that would be hot.
Eutrusca
25-02-2006, 19:29
I should have added I am joking there. I have to admit,most of my pleasure comes from hers and I am gifted with exceptional stamina.
I also discovered long ago that if my partner is happy, then I will be as well.

Stamina is great, but not necessary, Grasshopper. Think: mind as primary sex organ. :D
Straughn
25-02-2006, 22:33
There are two bridges I am aware of, but I'm unaware of any thing of note having to do with either of them. I've driven, walked and biked across both as well as passed beneath both in fishing boat or kayak- did I miss something?
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/aschaeff/silver/silver.html
coupled with

http://www.prairieghosts.com/moth.html

You might've missed that.
If there be truth to it, it indeed be disturbing. :eek:
Minoriteeburg
25-02-2006, 22:38
When you turn into a female, preferably an attractive one.

Thats ok i prefer to pee standing up.
Straughn
25-02-2006, 22:39
Think: mind as primary sex organ. :D
Mr. Grocer:""I'm gonna put a bullet in your forehead and then f*ck the drain-hole!"
-Grosse Pointe Blank


...thought it was pertinent.
Sarkhaan
25-02-2006, 22:45
Mr. Grocer:""I'm gonna put a bullet in your forehead and then f*ck the drain-hole!"
-Grosse Pointe Blank


...thought it was pertinent.
"I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!"-FMJ

also seemed needed. *shrug*
Straughn
25-02-2006, 22:50
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

also seemed needed. *shrug*
True, but you might've put quotes around it so people don't get the wrong idea ... or right idea ... ;)
Sarkhaan
25-02-2006, 23:00
True, but you might've put quotes around it so people don't get the wrong idea ... or right idea ... ;)
haha...could that be why the face is winking? It's actually out of self defence.

and if someone doesn't know that quote, I now hate them. and their mother.
Straughn
25-02-2006, 23:07
haha...could that be why the face is winking? It's actually out of self defence.
Usually is.
Could also be a smilie for someone who already had their eyeball gouged out and someone skull-humped 'em once or twice.
Sarkhaan
25-02-2006, 23:10
Usually is.
Could also be a smilie for someone who already had their eyeball gouged out and someone skull-humped 'em once or twice.
true dat...although, I would think he would want an eyepatch. And wouldn't be smiling...


unless he likes that kinda thing...

winky, you sick, sick, bastard.
Straughn
25-02-2006, 23:27
true dat...although, I would think he would want an eyepatch. And wouldn't be smiling...


unless he likes that kinda thing...

winky, you sick, sick, bastard.
Praise from Caesar!! *bows*
Sarkhaan
25-02-2006, 23:30
Praise from Caesar!! *bows*
haha...for some reason, I think skullfucking is more up Marquis de Sade's alley than Caesar...but ya never know

*bows back*
Straughn
25-02-2006, 23:44
haha...for some reason, I think skullfucking is more up Marquis de Sade's alley than Caesar...but ya never know

*bows back*
Seen Quills?
That flick ROCKED. *nods*

Also, i didn't post links since a few of the mods are taking a light umbrage to me of late, but you should Google "nasal sex".
Hilarious.
I'd read something years ago in my "Big Book of" series about it, but i can't remember where. There's manuals and sites about how to do it and everything.
Sarkhaan
25-02-2006, 23:52
Seen Quills?
That flick ROCKED. *nods*

Also, i didn't post links since a few of the mods are taking a light umbrage to me of late, but you should Google "nasal sex".
Hilarious.
I'd read something years ago in my "Big Book of" series about it, but i can't remember where. There's manuals and sites about how to do it and everything.
huh...never saw that movie, but it sounds alot like the play Marat/Sade
(full title if you're interested is : The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat As Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of The Marquis de Sade (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1577662318/sr=8-2/qid=1140907882/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-4814711-2285618?%5Fencoding=UTF8))

and the nasal sex just seems....special. haha
Straughn
26-02-2006, 00:35
huh...never saw that movie, but it sounds alot like the play Marat/Sade
(full title if you're interested is : The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat As Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of The Marquis de Sade (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1577662318/sr=8-2/qid=1140907882/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-4814711-2285618?%5Fencoding=UTF8))

and the nasal sex just seems....special. haha
Isn't that the play that de Sade specifically quilled?
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 00:53
Isn't that the play that de Sade specifically quilled?
nah...its by Peter Weiss, written in the 1960's...its kinda cool because it is a play within a play, but not the normal kind...it happens during the french revolution (the play within the play) during the rise of napoleon (the play) and modern times, seamlessly moving between the three, and sometimes existing in 2 or more at the same time (references to atomic bombs and the nazis, etc). pretty weird, but very cool play.
Straughn
26-02-2006, 00:56
nah...its by Peter Weiss, written in the 1960's...its kinda cool because it is a play within a play, but not the normal kind...it happens during the french revolution (the play within the play) during the rise of napoleon (the play) and modern times, seamlessly moving between the three, and sometimes existing in 2 or more at the same time (references to atomic bombs and the nazis, etc). pretty weird, but very cool play.
Well, Cats is coming up here to AK, still going ... :rolleyes:
I doubt we'll get the Weiss one. We don't get a lot of culture 'round here.
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 01:09
Well, Cats is coming up here to AK, still going ... :rolleyes:
I doubt we'll get the Weiss one. We don't get a lot of culture 'round here.
haha...cats. what a bad show...(I'm gonna get hit for that by someone)
Boston is finally starting to get a theater scene going, which is nice. And being from CT, I'm close to NYC too
Straughn
26-02-2006, 01:29
haha...cats. what a bad show...(I'm gonna get hit for that by someone)
Boston is finally starting to get a theater scene going, which is nice. And being from CT, I'm close to NYC too
YOU'VE got options ...
I'VE got the Iditarod and "Cats". :(
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 01:42
YOU'VE got options ...
I'VE got the Iditarod and "Cats". :(
haha...cats and dogs. you alaskans love irony.

And I sadly want to see the iditarod. No clue why. Can't be any worse than Cats., and I saw that twice.
Straughn
26-02-2006, 03:21
haha...cats and dogs. you alaskans love irony.

And I sadly want to see the iditarod. No clue why. Can't be any worse than Cats., and I saw that twice.
...would you like "Cats" better if it had huskies in it?
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 03:50
...would you like "Cats" better if it had huskies in it?
I'm a dog person. We can keep the cats, but only if the huskies eat them.

incidentally, it took me a month to explain why my state colleges teams are the huskies (UCONN huskies. like the Yukon. haha...see? funny!)
Straughn
26-02-2006, 04:13
I'm a dog person. We can keep the cats, but only if the huskies eat them.

incidentally, it took me a month to explain why my state colleges teams are the huskies (UCONN huskies. like the Yukon. haha...see? funny!)
And they're not Alaskans? For shame.
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 04:18
And they're not Alaskans? For shame.
haha...actually, my alaskan friend picked up on it immediatly. Even the connecticut people couldn't get it *shrug* damn unobservant people.
Straughn
26-02-2006, 04:21
haha...actually, my alaskan friend picked up on it immediatly. Even the connecticut people couldn't get it *shrug* damn unobservant people.
Well, they do have history and metropolis kinda chokin' them out, ya know. Not entirely their fault!
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 04:37
Well, they do have history and metropolis kinda chokin' them out, ya know. Not entirely their fault!
haha...well, the connecticutters, I expect more from. Comeon Uconn, Yukon...someone has to get it. But no. They want to make me hate them.
Straughn
26-02-2006, 04:40
haha...well, the connecticutters, I expect more from. Comeon Uconn, Yukon...someone has to get it. But no. They want to make me hate them.
The creed of many a poster here as well .... might be worth a poll, how many Connecticutters are posters here!
Peechland
26-02-2006, 04:43
The creed of many a poster here as well .... might be worth a poll, how many Connecticutters are posters here!

I'm proud to say we have 4 or 5 Georgians on NS....YeeHaw!
Straughn
26-02-2006, 04:48
I'm proud to say we have 4 or 5 Georgians on NS....YeeHaw!
Peech, how come you haven't hit the "Favorite Joke" thread?
Sarkhaan
26-02-2006, 04:49
The creed of many a poster here as well .... might be worth a poll, how many Connecticutters are posters here!
I think the official term is "Connecticutanian", but that is just awkward. Anyway, I think there are only four or five...I know LG is one, and I know there are atleast two more, but I can't remember who.

Oddly enough, I live in boston most of the time, but still identify as being connecticut. Still say that New England should form one state tho.

I'm proud to say we have 4 or 5 Georgians on NS....YeeHaw!haha...thats a damn nice accent.
Peechland
26-02-2006, 04:52
Peech, how come you haven't hit the "Favorite Joke" thread?

cause when i get started...i cant stop. Much like when I open a bag of Doritos.

I posted a bunch of puns that i LOVE in one thread....I wonder if it was that one. I think I even got "boo'd" once. *score*

*skips off to joke thread*
Grave_n_idle
26-02-2006, 11:57
I'm proud to say we have 4 or 5 Georgians on NS....YeeHaw!

Do I count as a Georgian?
Rabbitude
26-02-2006, 12:13
I hear tales of a certain person, that goes by the handle of Rabbitude, is one real nifty number.:D