NationStates Jolt Archive

Title says it all....
But do share the fantasy :)

Cabra West.

Share the Fantasy?.. hmm... What would it take for me to share that? The end of the WorldCup :D

take a wild, running and jumping guess...

and i won't share fantasies here... though i will admit that fantasies may have been written about and shared between the two of us :eek: ;)

"Which NSer(s) have you ever fantasised about?"

The list is long and distinguished and includes you among numerous others. :D

Stephistan, Fairy Tinkarisen, and Dalia in a hot lesbo threesome

JMC occupies the mind at the moment.....

Cabra west, she doesnt like me, which means it would be angry:p jk

I think I’ve made it abundantly clear by now that I hate all of you.

Stephistan, Fairy Tinkarisen, and Dalia in a hot lesbo threesome

Wait, let me add that to the list.

Is you mum on NS? If not, then none.

PM. Need I say any more?

I think I’ve made it abundantly clear by now that I hate all of you.

And we all still love you... ;)
:fluffle:

I've fantasized about myself.

Cabra west, she doesnt like me, which means it would be angry:p jk

I'd call that a geographical impossiblilty :D

PM. Need I say any more?
only to me, honeybunch :fluffle: :p

take a wild, running and jumping guess...

and i won't share fantasies here... though i will admit that fantasies may have been written about and shared between the two of us :eek: ;)

:eek:
Now, that's something I'd love to read... how much?

Everyone. Why do you think I keep coming back here when I could be looking at porn the whole time?

:eek:
Now, that's something I'd love to read... how much?
how much what? how much are you gonna pay me to read it, or do you mean how many pages does it go on for? :P

we've gotten pretty good at writing it by now over the months... *cough* ... so it'd be pricey! :D

how much what? how much are you gonna pay me to read it, or do you mean how many pages does it go on for? :P

we've gotten pretty good at writing it by now over the months... *cough* ... so it'd be pricey! :D

I'll give you this bottletop and this cheese sandwich i found in my underpants drawer.

I believe I posted my fantasy about Pure Metal and hot communist love in the far north of Norway in winter in a previous thread.

In addition to the luscious PM, I've probably had the odd BDSM fantasy involving Fass. His personality just really seems to suit that, for some reason. :p

I'll bet a young Eutrusca in dress uniforum would give me some material if I'd ever seen a photo :D

Edit: Oh, and Kanabia just after his haircut incident.

how much what? how much are you gonna pay me to read it, or do you mean how many pages does it go on for? :P

we've gotten pretty good at writing it by now over the months... *cough* ... so it'd be pricey! :D

How much I'd have to pay for it.... I could trade some, as well.... ;)

only to me, honeybunch :fluffle: :p

I fantasise about meeting you on a cold train station platform, pulling out a stack of revolutionary literature from my bag and you say

"No. It's alright. I'm already a bolshevik."

I fantasise about meeting you on a cold train station platform, pulling out a stack of revolutionary literature from my bag and you say

"No. It's alright. I'm already a bolshevik."

Oh bestill my beating heart.

Myrth

Edit: Oh, and Kanabia just after his haircut incident.

Heheh. Well, it's well on the path to recovery again. Might leave it at a halfway point though.

I'd call that a geographical impossiblilty :D
We can all dream:D

I'll bet a young Eutrusca in dress uniforum would give me some material if I'd ever seen a photo :D

I'll go PM here for a mo and ask: how much?

Jesussaves


seriously.

I'll go PM here for a mo and ask: how much?

Are we talking just hard currency here, or will you trade sexual favours?

Jesussaves


seriously.

:eek:

Words fail me....

I'll bet a young Eutrusca in dress uniforum would give me some material if I'd ever seen a photo :D
I wouldn't do this for just anyone! ;)

http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/4053/forrest26fulldress6cg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I ain't tellin'.

You can probably guess by now anyway...

Indeed I have, but I'm not telling who :)

Are we talking just hard currency here, or will you trade sexual favours?
And here goes me thinking that hard currency would be the sexual favor you'd give. But either way, I don't think the two of us are the candidates for any such deal.

edit// I see, Eut ruined my one and only chance to make money off NSG..

I fantasise about meeting you on a cold train station platform, pulling out a stack of revolutionary literature from my bag and you say

"No. It's alright. I'm already a bolshevik."
in your dreams, buddy... oh, wait....... yeah... damnit http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/extras/eusa_shifty.gif

Oh bestill my beating heart.
lmao! :p

I believe I posted my fantasy about Pure Metal and hot communist love in the far north of Norway in winter in a previous thread.

cabra, now you know what we write about... :eek: ;)

How much I'd have to pay for it.... I could trade some, as well.... ;)
ooooooh ;) :P

i'd know what i'm allowed to reply if only amy were around :P
though my personal thinking is 'share the love' *wink* :P

I see, Eut ruined my one and only chance to make money off NSG..
LOL! Tsk! That sounds way too close to prostitution for my comfort level! :D

Indeed I have, but I'm not telling who :)
A very tasteful show of discretion.
I'm glad you aren't telling either. Sneaky.

A very tasteful show of discretion.
I'm glad you aren't telling either. Sneaky.
Apparently, ladies, like gentlemen, never tell. :D

LOL! Tsk! That sounds way too close to prostitution for my comfort level! :D
Both cross-threading and teasing of the elderly are way out of my comfort zone, how dare you imply?!
p.s. I liked that B&W one I found better :P

Jesussaves.

He was hot.

Both cross-threading and teasing of the elderly are way out of my comfort zone, how dare you imply?!
p.s. I liked that B&W one I found better :P
ROFLMAO! The "elderly??!!" Grrrrrr.

What black and white one? The only one I know of isn't in dress uniform, just jungle fatigues. :p

I wouldn't do this for just anyone! ;)

http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/4053/forrest26fulldress6cg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Whooooo, yeah! Now that's what I wanted to see! :D

Hot.

I never thought you'd actually post a photo, but definitely hot.

i'd know what i'm allowed to reply if only amy were around :P
though my personal thinking is 'share the love' *wink* :P

Reflex, sorry.


P.S.:

A very tasteful show of discretion.
I'm glad you aren't telling either. Sneaky.


p.s. I liked that B&W one I found better :P

Geez, what's with you people?

Why do all soldiers have stickie-outy ears? (appart from that, a fine picture Eut!)

Whooooo, yeah! Now that's what I wanted to see! :D

Hot.

I never thought you'd actually post a photo, but definitely hot.
LOL! I've been called worse, that's for sure! I'll take that as a compliment. :D

Why do all soldiers have stickie-outy ears? (appart from that, a fine picture Eut!)

It's the haircut. Either that or the Military likes them that way ... better for recon.

Why do all soldiers have stickie-outy ears? (appart from that, a fine picture Eut!)
It's genetically linked to the "killer mentality." Mwahahahaha! :D

It's the haircut. Either that or the Military likes them that way ... better for recon.
LOL! You nutcase! :D

I once fantasised that I ruled the world.

I once fantasised that I ruled the world.
Did you have an orgasm?

Hm..
The NSers I've fantasized about ought to know who they are... ;)
(That is, if they still remember the memorable "debates" we had in certain threads of old...)

Did you have an orgasm?
Who wouldn't?

It's the haircut. Either that or the Military likes them that way ... better for recon.
who needs radar when you got ears like that? ;)

then again they do make you a bigger target :eek: :p


It's genetically linked to the "killer mentality." Mwahahahaha! :D
wow, my ears are as flat as pitta-breads... must explain why i'm such a hippie ;) :D

(That is, if they still remember the memorable "debates" we had in certain threads of old...)


What is this, the secret message thread?

Did you have an orgasm?

Are you calling me some weird power-aroused looney?

Who wouldn't?
Um ... me, for one. I would most likely have an anxiety attack, followed by depression and suicidal ideas, perhaps followed by heart-failure. :eek:

Geez, what's with you people?

The thrill of being caught.

who needs radar when you got ears like that? ;)

then again they do make you a bigger target :eek: :p

wow, my ears are as flat as pitta-breads... must explain why i'm such a hippie ;) :D
Perhaps, or it could be your lack of real-world experience. ;)

"Radar?" Hmmm. That could explain why I got shot at so much. Nahh. :D

I want some of that Zero Six Three! He's a hunk of manly masculinity!
Well come get some big boy!

What is this, the secret message thread?
we all do it you know... get used to it mwuhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! *excessive evil laugh to convey gravity of the terror before you*

Are you calling me some weird power-aroused looney?
Um ... in a word? Yes. :D

Um ... me, for one. I would most likely have an anxiety attack, followed by depression and suicidal ideas, perhaps followed by heart-failure. :eek:

This isn't actual "running the world" type ruling the world. This is the "fancy cape, big palace, adoring lackeys and your choice of love slaves" type.

What is this, the secret message thread?
Didn't you get the memo? :eek:

This isn't actual "running the world" type ruling the world. This is the "fancy cape, big palace, adoring lackeys and your choice of love slaves" type.
Hmmm. I would have thought they were linked, somehow. :confused:

Perhaps, or it could be your lack of real-world experience. ;)

"Radar?" Hmmm. That could explain why I got shot at so much. Nahh. :D
shush you. i like my cocoon.

actually, no i don't... but its less scary than the real world :p



*shoots peas at eut's ears for kicks*

we all do it you know... get used to it mwuhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! *excessive evil laugh to convey gravity of the terror before you*

...I'd whack you with my stick, but I'm also a lazy hermit, so I'm going back in my cabin...

Well come get some big boy!
ROFLMAO! Um ... you do understand that altering posts or creating false ones are against the TOS, yes? :p

ROFLMAO! Um ... you do understand that altering posts or creating false ones are against the TOS, yes? :p
Is it? Sorry, but that was my fantasy..

I fantasize about others fantasizing about me.

*shoots peas at eut's ears for kicks*
I'd hate to tell you what happened to the last person who did that. Let's just say that it wasn't pretty and that he's now physically incapable of a repeat performance. Mwahahaha! :D

Is it? Sorry, but that was my fantasy..
Heh! Ever heard the term "sick puppy?" :D

I fantasize about others fantasizing about me.

Shush, you.
That's one of my fanasies... why do you think I started this thread? ;)

I'd hate to tell you what happened to the last person who did that. Let's just say that it wasn't pretty and that he's now physically incapable of a repeat performance. Mwahahaha! :D
:eek: *eats peas quietly in corner*

*is scared of Dumbo (http://www.geocities.com/elefant.geo/Pictures/Dumbo1.jpg)* ;) :p

I fantasize about others fantasizing about me.

*fantasizes about Gymoor* ;)

Heh! Ever heard the term "sick puppy?" :D
Yes but I'm not into that kind of beastiality..

No one.

Um ... in a word? Yes. :D

Well you're wrong! I also like technology!

A few NSers might make handsome corpses, but the desire to check out while you still look good is a depressingly rare courtesy.
I've also often fanatisized about corrupting the various hippies (especially Pure Metal) to serve beside me when I launch my campaign of evil and oppression designed to give birth to my world wide empire.

ROFLMAO! The "elderly??!!" Grrrrrr.
Well, what would Mr. Eut prefer? The Gray Powers that Be? The Relics? The Superannuated? Back numbers? Doyen? Golden-Ager? Senior Citizen?

What black and white one? The only one I know of isn't in dress uniform, just jungle fatigues. :p
You never really expected me to know either, right? I could tell apart you in boxers and you in uniform (I think), but everything els eis beyond me. And the picture I'm talking about does not feature you in boxers.
(Or does it? Is Revasser still in this thread?)

Fantasised? Let's see... I dunno. Probably Cabra West and Sinuhue.

I wouldn't do this for just anyone! ;)

http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/4053/forrest26fulldress6cg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
*right-click, save*

A few NSers might make handsome corpses, but the desire to check out while you still look good is a depressingly rare courtesy.
"A fetching corpse?" Screw that! You twits are stuck wid me right up to the end! Mwahahahaha! :D

Fantasised? Let's see... I dunno. Probably Cabra West and Sinuhue.Ah, those were the days, huh? =P

*right-click, save*
I'm not sure why you would save that, but I do find it somewhat flattering. :D

Fantasised? Let's see... I dunno. Probably Cabra West and Sinuhue.


Both of us? :D
I like that fantasy myself... I might have to dye my hair black to please her, though ;)

Ah, those were the days, huh? =P

Nice to know I'm not the only one feeling slightly nostalgic ;)

Both of us? :D
I like that fantasy myself... I might have to dye my hair black to please her, though ;)Send us pictures when you do...:D

I'm not sure why you would save that, but I do find it somewhat flattering. :D
NS Black Market is all I say. Threads get forgotten easily and quickly, and then..

A few NSers might make handsome corpses, but the desire to check out while you still look good is a depressingly rare courtesy.
I've also often fanatisized about corrupting the various hippies (especially Pure Metal) to serve beside me when I launch my campaign of evil and oppression designed to give birth to my world wide empire.
wow i'm in a few fantasies tonight... mostly the joke or insane ones, but i can live with that :p

so does this evil campain mean i get any action? ;)

:eek: Think I need to exercise more control over Huw... keep him under lock and key...
hehehehe
Sorry - this thread was just begging for it!
"begging for it"... ahahahaha ... :P
Apologies again - seem to be coming thick and fast today...

Okay, okay. Really will stop now.

We've never written fantasy fantasy stuff, not really. Written plenty of other stuff ;) Haven't in a while... In a few days coursework will be over and I'll have much free time... *ponders*
and Huw - you know I'm a sharing kinda person....

1. Well, what would Mr. Eut prefer? The Gray Powers that Be? The Relics? The Superannuated? Back numbers? Doyen? Golden-Ager? Senior Citizen?

2. You never really expected me to know either, right? I could tell apart you in boxers and you in uniform (I think), but everything els eis beyond me. And the picture I'm talking about does not feature you in boxers.
1. Um ... how about "Forrest?" :p

2. Thank God for small favors! :D

wow i'm in a few fantasies tonight... -snip-
haha - and I got you! :p ;) :D :fluffle:

NS Black Market is all I say. Threads get forgotten easily and quickly, and then..
Not to mention what can be accomplished with photoshop....

I think I’ve made it abundantly clear by now that I hate all of you.
Fass says that hate sex is the best kind!

:eek: Think I need to exercise more control over Huw... keep him under lock and key...
hehehehe
Sorry - this thread was just begging for it!
"begging for it"... ahahahaha ... :P
Apologies again - seem to be coming thick and fast today...

Okay, okay. Really will stop now.

We've never written fantasy fantasy stuff, not really. Written plenty of other stuff ;) Haven't in a while... In a few days coursework will be over and I'll have much free time... *ponders*
and Huw - you know I'm a sharing kinda person....

hahaha oh behave! *slaps behind* :p
naughty girl... ;)

though yes, fantasy "fantasy" stuff isn't our style... but other (dirty) stuff is...
i for one am looking forward to dusting off the typewriter after your cw is all finished :P

haha - and I got you! :p ;) :D :fluffle:
well i'd kinda expect (or hope...) to be in your fantasies (tonight ;)) apart from anyone else's :p

Both of us? :D
I like that fantasy myself... I might have to dye my hair black to please her, though ;)
No, not at the same time! Keep your hair the sexy colour that it is.

Actually it doesn't matter so much... most of this is all based on words. I've never seen a pic of Sinuhue and I think I've only ever seen one of you.

1. Um ... how about "Forrest?" :p
No. You know English is not my first language. You know how an outsider's view can be very different from an insider's. You know I already have a very weird image of you. You know you don't want me to keep imagining you with trees sprouting out of various places of your body now, hmm?

2. Thank God for small favors! :D
Anything I can do.

hahaha oh behave! *slaps behind* :p
naughty girl... ;)
lol! :p you love it really... hehe

though yes, fantasy "fantasy" stuff isn't our style... but other (dirty) stuff is...
i for one am looking forward to dusting off the typewriter after your cw is all finished :P
I could easily delve into fantasy "fantasy" stuff...
heh, same here, this reason being just one of them :P

well i'd kinda expect (or hope...) to be in your fantasies (tonight ;)) apart from anyone else's :p
i thought it was so blatantly obvious, I didn't need to state it :P :fluffle:

No, not at the same time! Keep your hair the sexy colour that it is.Why not? :confused:
Actually it doesn't matter so much... most of this is all based on words. I've never seen a pic of Sinuhue and I think I've only ever seen one of you.You missed out on Sin's pic? I pity you... :p

A few NSers might make handsome corpses, but the desire to check out while you still look good is a depressingly rare courtesy.

I don't know what to think about that.....

As someone who has dealt with many a corpse (OMG! Med school! :p) I would have to say that NO corpse can be attractive.

I've also often fanatisized about corrupting the various hippies (especially Pure Metal) to serve beside me when I launch my campaign of evil and oppression designed to give birth to my world wide empire.

You mean MY campaign. You can never get that right ;).

You missed out on Sin's pic? I pity you... :p
I pity you if you missed out on the announcement that it was fake..

I pity you if you missed out on the announcement that it was fake..:(

No, not at the same time! Keep your hair the sexy colour that it is.

Actually it doesn't matter so much... most of this is all based on words. I've never seen a pic of Sinuhue and I think I've only ever seen one of you.

I think I've seen one of her ages ago.... and I mean ages.
Mine are no secret, there's a number of them in the Players' Profile Thread.
And hey, words can be more sexy than any pic in the world.

I wasn't going to dye my hair black anyway ;) I love it just the way it is.

:(
Sorry.

Sorry.You should be! :mad:
(But I forgive you =P)

You should be! :mad:
(But I forgive you =P)
What for? For making you see The Truth? You better Hail Me!
Ain't I blessed :)

Keruvalia. Oh, the things I would do to him and have him do to me with that ticklish beard of his...

I don't know what to think about that.....
Better that you don't.
As someone who has dealt with many a corpse (OMG! Med school! :p) I would have to say that NO corpse can be attractive.
As someone who has also dealt (*ahem*) with corpses before, I would say that it is a matter of choosing and perspective. Some people get off on panda suits, and I'm not about to pretend that that makes even the slightest sense to me.
You mean MY campaign. You can never get that right ;).
No, it is your cult and will be your empire when I have properly readied it for you. I get to lead the campaign, you have to deal with the world when I've taken it over. That way, I get to play soldier and you have to worry about the administration.

That way, I get to play soldier and you have to worry about the administration.

Hmmmm, my knight in a fuzzy panda suit.......

Better that you don't.

As someone who has also dealt (*ahem*) with corpses before, I would say that it is a matter of choosing and perspective. Some people get off on panda suits, and I'm not about to pretend that that makes even the slightest sense to me.

No, it is your cult and will be your empire when I have properly readied it for you. I get to lead the campaign, you have to deal with the world when I've taken it over. That way, I get to play soldier and you have to worry about the administration.


I want in on this too.
particularily if Aerou's running the world after the smoke clears

Wait, wait, wait.

Eleven pages, and not one person's mentioned me? You people make me sick.

*walks out of the room*

Wait, wait, wait.

Eleven pages, and not one person's mentioned me? You people make me sick.

*walks out of the room*


Eleven???? I count 8...

Wait, wait, wait.

Eleven pages, and not one person's mentioned me? You people make me sick.

*walks out of the room*
I only count 8 (So does CW, apparently). Are you using the way-back machine to post again?
Anyway, you needn't feel left out. After I've corrupted the hippies, I intend to pervert the ideals of the violent commies until they fight for me.
You will serve, there is no point in resistence.

I only count 8 (So does CW, apparently). Are you using the way-back machine to post again?

I'm using ten posts per page.

Anyway, you needn't feel left out. After I've corrupted the hippies, I intend to pervert the ideals of the violent commies until they fight for me.
You will serve, there is no point in resistence.

Oh yeah? My rather large friends might have something to say about that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Doppelhander.jpeg

:D

Oh yeah? My rather large friends might have something to say about that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Doppelhander.jpeg

:D

Looks like you would like to add a fantasy or two of your own...

Looks like you would like to add a fantasy or two of your own...Whom have you fantasized about, anyway..?

Looks like you would like to add a fantasy or two of your own...

Now that was just low.

I'm using ten posts per page.
HERESY!!!
Oh yeah? My rather large friends might have something to say about that.
Do you have any idea how many Germans thought that? How many Russian revolutionaries? Yet they marched to the banner of Stalin or Hitler in the end.
The silver tongue will defeat the steel blade in any contest of lasting importance.

Whom have you fantasized about, anyway..?

Um... well.... ok, here goes:

Hullepupp
Grainne Ni Malley
Sinuhue
Laerod
Junii
Carnivorous Lickers
Celestial Kingdom
The Plutonian Empire
Balipo

.... and a few others, I guess. I've got a rather active imagination.

Now that was just low.

I knew there was a reason why you're not on my list :p

Um... well.... ok, here goes:

Hullepupp
Grainne Ni Malley
Sinuhue
Laerod
Junii
Carnivorous Lickers
Celestial Kingdom
The Plutonian Empire
Balipo

.... and a few others, I guess. I've got a rather active imagination.
:D
Das schmeichelt mir...

:D
Das schmeichelt mir...

Nein, ich werd nicht schreiben, ueber was ich fantasiert hab ... ;)
:fluffle:

Nein, ich werd nicht schreiben, ueber was ich fantasiert hab ... ;)
:fluffle:Nich mal per Telegramm :(

I knew there was a reason why you're not on my list :p

*gunshot*

Nich mal per Telegramm :(

Guck nach ;)

Guck nach ;):eek:
I didn't expect that...

:eek:
I didn't expect that...

What did you expect, then?

What did you expect, then?
Well... more than seven minutes... ;)

Well... more than seven minutes... ;)

Well, you could say it was open end enough for a sequel. ;)

Um... well.... ok, here goes:

Hullepupp
Grainne Ni Malley
Sinuhue
Laerod
Junii
Carnivorous Lickers
Celestial Kingdom
The Plutonian Empire
Balipo

.... and a few others, I guess. I've got a rather active imagination.
Agist! :p

Agist! :p

Why do you automatically assume they're all younger than you are? ;)

And hey... I said I didn't list everybody

Well, you could say it was open end enough for a sequel. ;)Hm... Maybe we need to find a medium in which...
You don't use messengers, do you?

Hm... Maybe we need to find a medium in which...
You don't use messengers, do you?

Check your TGs again ;)

Check your TGs again ;):( I'll be out shopping for a computer and heading back to Chozebus most of tommorrow... pity... I'll have to fantasize instead then...

Let me think long and hard about this one...

Yeah sorry, coming up with no one.

Let me think long and hard about this one...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10454388&postcount=89 you have much to learn from our master (or should that be mistress ;))

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10454388&postcount=89 you have much to learn from our master (or should that be mistress ;))
hehe ;) :p
how come you're still around? *hugs*

Hmmmm, my knight in a fuzzy panda suit.......

Sounds like a season ago episode of CSI. Quite an interesting concept... although not my preference.

I think I may have to agree with Aerou's earlier comment, the fantasy is there, but bottled up in my head is where it shall stay..

Edit: Oh, and Kanabia just after his haircut incident.
After? Eh, fantasize away then. :p

Well, it's well on the path to recovery again. Might leave it at a halfway point though.:eek: :(

Well, it's well on the path to recovery again. Might leave it at a halfway point though.
you will not. think of the ladies.

Why not? :confused:
I don't know. I just never did. They might be just too bisexual for me!

You missed out on Sin's pic? I pity you... :p
I pity me also.

Wait, wait, wait.

Eleven pages, and not one person's mentioned me? You people make me sick.

*walks out of the room*
You're underage.

Whom have you fantasized about, anyway..?
I imagine that she has fantasised about everyone.

Let me think long and hard about this one...

Yeah sorry, coming up with no one.
Damn, so many double meanings!

What black and white one? The only one I know of isn't in dress uniform, just jungle fatigues. :p
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1170/forrest1a9vk.jpg
That the one? Yeah, that's pretty hot, too. Hotter than the other one, actually, IMHO. :D

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1170/forrest1a9vk.jpg
That the one? Yeah, that's pretty hot, too. Hotter than the other one, actually, IMHO. :D
See, Eut? I *told* you!
I am glad to see somebody else with stalking abilities, btw.

See, Eut? I *told* you!
I am glad to see somebody else with stalking abilities, btw.
Oh, I'm not stalking him - he voluntarily posted it on my Perfect Guy thread. :D

Oh, I'm not stalking him - he voluntarily posted it on my Perfect Guy thread. :D
Must have missed that.
Which leaves me proud of my now again unrivalled stalking über-powers.

Well, I used to fantasize about smacking some sense into Danya, but I'm not sure that's what you had in mind.

So none.

Must have missed that.
Which leaves me proud of my now again unrivalled stalking über-powers.
Eh, seeing how I'm still sitting in my corner crying & pouting because of your evilness earlier today, that doesn't faze me...

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1170/forrest1a9vk.jpg
That the one? Yeah, that's pretty hot, too. Hotter than the other one, actually, IMHO. :D
[ adds Whereyouthinkyougoing to his list ] Oh, wait! She's already on there! :D

See, Eut? I *told* you!
So you did, so you did. I should listen to you more often, yes? ;)

[ adds Whereyouthinkyougoing to his list ] Oh, wait! She's already on there! :D
:fluffle: :D

:fluffle: :D
LOL! Hmm. Got a few hours? :D

LOL! Hmm. Got a few hours? :D
woah...... sounds like a lucky contestant is turning fantasy into reality..... We have a winner....... ((giving applause))

Indeed I have, but I'm not telling who :)

Ain't me, I'm sure. :(

Ain't me, I'm sure. :(
Wouldn't it be something to find out Aerou had an absolutely filthy, horribly perverse mind under that cuteness...

woah...... sounds like a lucky contestant is turning fantasy into reality..... We have a winner....... ((giving applause))
Not likely, but one can fantasize, yes? ;)

Wouldn't it be something to find out Aerou had an absolutely filthy, horribly perverse mind under that cuteness...
Most women do, they just need the right sort of knowledgable man to bring it all out. Well, other than the modifier "horribly," that is. :p

Damn...6 months ago I would have gotten at least two mentions. pfft.


*fantasizes about self*

No one picked Cabra West???? I officially, hereby choose Cabra West... Seen the pictures, seen the things that come out of her mouth.....don't think I would mind sailing up that Emerald Isle.... :fluffle:

LannaN, who hasn't posted in ages

Damn...6 months ago I would have gotten at least two mentions. pfft.

*fantasizes about self*
One must star if one expects their name in floodlights. :)

are there any pics of the Peech floating around here anywhere?? I haven't had said fantasies so far,but am not above it.....:fluffle:

One must star if one expects their name in floodlights. :)

I was MIA far too long Poppa.


*goes back to fantasizing about self*

I was MIA far too long Poppa.


*goes back to fantasizing about self*

._.

Now, that guy Ankhmet, who rarely if ever posted in General, now there's someone to fantasize about!

Hehehe.

I'm not sure why you would save that, but I do find it somewhat flattering. :D
He needed a new dart board? :D j/k

Actually it is a good pic of the crusty young Eut.

-snip-you have much to learn from our master (or should that be mistress ;))

That's your mistress PM, don't think if I could handle glitz. :p

Indeed I have, but I'm not telling who
So many NS young men are shaking in anticipation, hoping that they are the one right now lol.

He needed a new dart board? :D j/k

Actually it is a good pic of the crusty young Eut.
[ choosing to ignore the "dart board" comment ] Why, thank you, CH! :D

Damn...6 months ago I would have gotten at least two mentions. pfft.


*fantasizes about self*

I think you can still claim at least one. ;)

I think you can still claim at least one. ;)
*Ahem*

Two. :p

I don't know. I just never did. They might be just too bisexual for me!

There's no such thing as "too bisexual" :D


I imagine that she has fantasised about everyone.


Everyone? :eek:
Honestly. Even I have standards....

No one picked Cabra West???? I officially, hereby choose Cabra West... Seen the pictures, seen the things that come out of her mouth.....don't think I would mind sailing up that Emerald Isle.... :fluffle:

*must - not - make - comment - about - things - that - go - in - my - mouth ;)

You're underage.

Pff, only in one Western country... Where I happen to live...

Bleh! Aerou

"Which NSer(s) have you ever fantasised about?"

The list is long and distinguished and includes you among numerous others. :D
I recall seeing a thread where the P'r was making note of a fantasy of theirs where Eutrusca is clad in a bikini or something of the like ...
scantily dressed.
There was more than one poster. *nods*

Ah, yes ...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=469583

Inspirational.

I recall seeing a thread where the P'r was making note of a fantasy of theirs where Eutrusca is clad in a bikini or something of the like ...
scantily dressed.
There was more than one poster. *nods*

Ah, yes ...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=469583

Inspirational.

Most fantasies involve little or no clothes. *nods

All my fantasies include myself. Naked.

I don´t have such kind of fantasies ... maybe tell someone the right definition of CS....:cool:

I don´t have such kind of fantasies ... maybe tell someone the right definition of CS....:cool:

You don't??? :eek:

You don't??? :eek:

NO!

NO!

What a pity.... I always loved fantasising about you.... :(

What a pity.... I always loved fantasising about you.... :(

Your thoughts are yours... ;)

Your thoughts are yours... ;)

Well... ok then.... no more fantasies, then. :(

Well... ok then.... no more fantasies, then. :(

a fantasy is something you cannot reach

Eh, seeing how I'm still sitting in my corner crying & pouting because of your evilness earlier today, that doesn't faze me...
Don't inflate my ego by telling me I have these effects, now, eh?

So you did, so you did. I should listen to you more often, yes?
Indeed. Listening to me is...good..right, Wittig?

a fantasy is something you cannot reach

Sometimes. Sometimes it is also something that you prefer to reality at the moment.

Myself :D

Myself :D

That's sort of what I'm doing right now. Wouldn't it be nice if I wasn't me? :D

In all seriousness, I probably won't answer for fear of inflating some people's egos/offending some people.

In all seriousness, I probably won't answer for fear of inflating some people's egos/offending some people.
that's okay, i promise I won't let it go to my head :p

In all seriousness, I probably won't answer for fear of inflating some people's egos/offending some people.

You mean you want us to guess?

you all know you fantasise about me, even if you don't admit it :D

vin diesel fantasizes about chuck norris

Most fantasies involve little or no clothes. *nods
Honestly, the few i have are in contrast to that.
Occasionally i'll have a fantasy that a ursus has just torn out one of my ventricles, and although shock has set in, i still can feel the variance in pressure and chest cavity mass.
This, by the way, probably crosses the mind of many who have moderate and/or irritating/troublesome congenital heart defects.


Oh, and what about fantasies that require accoutrements? Like Alyson Hannigan with a whip and a wand? Those aren't necessarily clothless - she could have on a special ceremonial dress or something ....
I guess it depends on your imagination, then. *shrugs*

vin diesel fantasizes about chuck norris
Ya know after NS General Forums (and that bafflingly popular thread), i'd wager there's A LOT MORE PEOPLE who fantasize about him now, who hadn't the pleasure of perusal of Delta Force and/or Walker, Texas Ranger.

That's sort of what I'm doing right now. Wouldn't it be nice if I wasn't me? :D

What if someone were to volunteer to do that part for you??? Deep in thought as we speak.....

I think the Vin Diesel on Chuck Norris thought have brought everyone's fantasies crashing down....

I think the Vin Diesel on Chuck Norris thought have brought everyone's fantasies crashing down....
Well, i can't speak for everyone, but i'd wager a few curious folk wouldn't mind a bit of that on their surround sound, hi-def.

What if someone were to volunteer to do that part for you??? Deep in thought as we speak.....

You're confusing me now... you fantasise about being me? While I fantasise about being someone else?

You're confusing me now... you fantasise about being me? While I fantasise about being someone else?

Can I fantasize about watching as you two fantasize about being each other?

You're confusing me now... you fantasise about being me? While I fantasise about being someone else?
That sounds about right, yeah.

Can I fantasize about watching as you two fantasize about being each other?

Sure, knock yourself out.
I'm still trying to understand what I'm supposed to do...

Can I fantasize about watching as you two fantasize about being each other?
And can I fantasize about you fantasizing about watching as the other two fantasize about being each other?

And can I fantasize about you fantasizing about watching as the other two fantasize about being each other?
....NOW it's getting interesting ... :)

"Wait, I see a television commercial- There's this nude woman in a bath holding a bit of your string. That's great, great, but we need a doctor, got to have a medical opinion. There's a nude woman in a bath with a doctor--that's too sexy. Put an archbishop there watching them, that'll take the curse off it. Now, we need children and animals. There's two kids admiring the string, and a dog admiring the archbishop who's blessing the string. Uhh...international flavor's missing...make the archbishop Greek Orthodox. Why not Archbishop Macarios? No, no, he's dead... nevermind, we'll get his brother, it'll be cheaper... So, there's Archbishop Macarios.... "
-String, Monty Python

:eek: :(
you will not. think of the ladies.

Hehe. I want to, but it depends. If i'm going to grow it long again i'll probably just be told to cut it off again. *sigh*

Hehe. I want to, but it depends. If i'm going to grow it long again i'll probably just be told to cut it off again. *sigh*

Not by me, you won't. I like long hair...

Not by me, you won't. I like long hair...

Heh, okay. I was meaning my workplace though :p

Hm, this is really quite weird. Most people in RL seem to hate long hair, but on here, everyone is like "OMG keep teh long hair it is teh awesomes". *shrugs*

Heh, okay. I was meaning my workplace though :p

Hm, this is really quite weird. Most people in RL seem to hate long hair, but on here, everyone is like "OMG keep teh long hair it is teh awesomes". *shrugs*

Keep in mind a good proportion of us would be considered nerds. Are you SURE you want to trust a nerd? :p

Keep in mind a good proportion of us would be considered nerds. Are you SURE you want to trust a nerd? :p

Are you calling me a nerd???

Keep in mind a good proportion of us would be considered nerds. Are you SURE you want to trust a nerd? :p

Sure, nerds and other social outcasts are the coolest people to hang out with. :D

Aerou. Called me cute ages and ages ago.

*Will never forget.

Hehe. I want to, but it depends. If i'm going to grow it long again i'll probably just be told to cut it off again. *sigh*
Hmph. Stupid job. Maybe you can just try to make it look as "orderly" as possible until it's long enough for a pony tail, so they won't even notice? Like this (http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/cosmopolitan/images/bolly_roshan.jpg) or this. (http://www.daffodillane.com/movabletype/archives/hair4-thumb.JPG)

Hm, this is really quite weird. Most people in RL seem to hate long hair, but on here, everyone is like "OMG keep teh long hair it is teh awesomes". *shrugs*
Hm, two possible explanations come to mind:
1) we're just way cooler and have way better taste than the people in your RL :cool:
2) they know you actually look terrible with long hair :eek:

Seriously though, I think it's a skewed sample on here, sadly. The overwhelming majority of my RL friends (esp. the females) prefers short hair on a guy. Idiots.

Hmph. Stupid job. Maybe you can just try to make it look as "orderly" as possible until it's long enough for a pony tail, so they won't even notice? Like this (http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/cosmopolitan/images/bolly_roshan.jpg) or this. (http://www.daffodillane.com/movabletype/archives/hair4-thumb.JPG)

Funny. :p


Hm, two possible explanations come to mind:
1) we're just way cooler and have way better taste than the people in your RL :cool:
2) they know you actually look terrible with long hair :eek:

Seriously though, I think it's a skewed sample on here, sadly. The overwhelming majority of my RL friends (esp. the females) prefers short hair on a guy. Idiots.

I'm going to stick with option no. 1. :p

Eh, kinda sucky if that's the case though. I hate short hair and IMO it doesn't look good on me. At all.

Hm, this is really quite weird. Most people in RL seem to hate long hair, but on here, everyone is like "OMG keep teh long hair it is teh awesomes". *shrugs*
weird, ain't it :confused:


not complaining though... :)

Funny. :p
But, but, I was being serious! What, you don't like chest hair and barrettes? (Eeew, actually in combination that sounds disgusting...)

I'm going to stick with option no. 1. :p
You better. *nods*

Eh, kinda sucky if that's the case though. I hate short hair and IMO it doesn't look good on me. At all.
Eh, I think short hair doesn't look good on most guys. Well, it may look good alright, but longer hair almost ALWAYS looks better. Except when you're starting to go bald, then it looks better really short.

Hehe. I want to, but it depends. If i'm going to grow it long again i'll probably just be told to cut it off again. *sigh*
Well, if you decide to keep it shorter, you'll be msn-harrassed to keep it growing. Between a rock and a hard place, hmm? ;)

... when you're starting to go bald, then it looks better really short.
:p :p :p

:p :p :p
Well, it's the truth. :p

Well, it's the truth. :p
That's right. Just keep on. And here I was feeling pretty good this morning. Sigh. :(

Well, if you decide to keep it shorter, you'll be msn-harrassed to keep it growing. Between a rock and a hard place, hmm? ;)

Gah! :p

Longer it is, I guess...

That's right. Just keep on. And here I was feeling pretty good this morning. Sigh. :(

I'm sure bald men can be sexy in that whole "subterranean lord of the rings monster" way.

That's right. Just keep on. And here I was feeling pretty good this morning. Sigh. :(
Well, Wittig, are we going into yet another look.for-Eutian-pics thingy? You have already conceded my superiotity there..Tell you, there's a pic of him with not all too short hair where he looks adorable :P

Even if I did, I'd never tell any of you. :)

I'm sure bald men can be sexy in that whole "subterranean lord of the rings monster" way.
Oh, groan! :rolleyes:

Well, Wittig, are we going into yet another look.for-Eutian-pics thingy? You have already conceded my superiotity there..Tell you, there's a pic of him with not all too short hair where he looks adorable :P
Huh? I don't understand! [ sobs ]

That's right. Just keep on. And here I was feeling pretty good this morning. Sigh. :(
Whaa?
I'm not dissing bald(ing) guys! I'm just saying that while I'm in favor of long hair over short in 99% percent of cases, the one thing that doesn't go too well with long hair, IMO, is that rapidly receding hairline and those bald spots. Short is the way to got for that.

Well, Wittig, are we going into yet another look.for-Eutian-pics thingy? You have already conceded my superiotity there..Tell you, there's a pic of him with not all too short hair where he looks adorable :P
I don't know who that "Wittig" person is you're talking about and why he would concede anything to you, but I sure would like to see Eutrusca with long hair :eek:!

Huh? I don't understand! [ sobs ]
Which part, sir? I slept only a few hours tonight, are you really forcing me to do a thesaurus-search on 'adorable'?

Oh, groan! :rolleyes:
lol! :p

I don't know who that "Wittig" person is you're talking about and why he would concede anything to you, but I sure would like to see Eutrusca with long hair :eek:!
She, darling. Don't make the patriarchistic (?) but oh so common mistiake of thinking everyone's male on this board.
Also, this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/member.php?u=794905) is Wittig in a nutshell.
And about the pic..hmm..Eut?

She, darling. Don't make the patriarchistic (?) but oh so common mistiake of thinking everyone's male on this board.
Duh, everybody knows there are no girls on teh interwebs!

Also, this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/member.php?u=794905) is Wittig in a nutshell.
Oh him. Yeah, he's great - everything a girl could want. :D


You know, I hadn't even noticed before that the profile shows what thread you're looking at at the moment - suddenly your obsession with having mutliple profile windows open at any time starts to actually make sense. Hm.

this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/member.php?u=794905)
huh? wow! we have the same birthday... how cool is that?? :D

[/utter randomness... ignore me...]

Which part, sir? I slept only a few hours tonight, are you really forcing me to do a thesaurus-search on 'adorable'?
Uh, no. I'm just kinda weired out this morning for some reason. Perhaps it's because I don't exactly relish the thought of being in competition with my younger self! :p

huh? wow! we have the same birthday... how cool is that?? :D

[/utter randomness... ignore me...]

Yay, and only four days after mine. :D

huh? wow! we have the same birthday... how cool is that?? :D

[/utter randomness... ignore me...]
How could I ignore that? :fluffle: Yay for random coincidences! So that explains why we both were taurus and ox back in that zodiac sign thread...

Uh, no. I'm just kinda weired out this morning for some reason. Perhaps it's because I don't exactly relish the thought of being in competition with my younger self! :p
Aw, but Eut, haven't you heard yet?

Men only get better with age! :)



*can't believe I'm perpetuating this sexist crap, but hey, anything to make Eutrusca feel better ;)*

Duh, everybody knows there are no girls on teh interwebs!
*quits fondling breasts for a second to ponder on what that means*

Oh him. Yeah, he's great - everything a girl could want. :D
Mmhh, yeah..*fantasizes*
But wait, there are no girls to do the wanting..

You know, I hadn't even noticed before that the profile shows what thread you're looking at at the moment - suddenly your obsession with having mutliple profile windows open at any time starts to actually make sense. Hm.[/QUOTE]
I do make sense at all times. Rule #3.

Yay, and only four days after mine. :D
see, we all rock... therefore all taurus' rock!! *ndos*
my logic is infallable.... honest...


How could I ignore that? :fluffle: Yay for random coincidences! So that explains why we both were taurus and ox back in that zodiac sign thread...
hey wait a minute... don't tell me you were born in '85, same as me, as well? :confused: :eek: (i've just never asked... you know)

cos that would be weird... like you're my long-lost twin sister :eek: :p (obviously the evil one though... every pair of twins has to have an evil one. i call dibs on being good... haha! :D)

Uh, no. I'm just kinda weired out this morning for some reason. Perhaps it's because I don't exactly relish the thought of being in competition with my younger self! :p
I don't think you're all that much younger on the one I'm referring to..And yes I actually think you look better on this one than on the "young age"one..maybe Wittig is right after all..
*proves once and for all that there is no such thing as a reliable SoWiBian taste in men, not that I'd need it, but..*

Yay, and only four days after mine. :D
Yay for tauruses (PMs logic is infallible!:D).

But wait, there are no girls to do the wanting..
Damn, you're right. Didn't think that through, in typical male fashion.

I do make sense at all times. Rule #3.
Uh-huh. Except when spewing random quote tags all over the place.

hey wait a minute... don't tell me you were born in '85, same as me, as well? (i've just never asked... you know)

cos that would be weird... like you're my long-lost twin sister (obviously the evil one though... every pair of twins has to have an evil one. i call dibs on being good... haha! )
Nah, I'm muuuuuuuuuch older. *cries*

But I could still be your evil twin! *evil twin grin*

see, we all rock... therefore all taurus' rock!! *ndos*
my logic is infallable.... honest...

:D


Damn, you're right. Didn't think that through, in typical male fashion.

You can be my gay fantasy if you like.

You can be my gay fantasy if you like.

Ooooohhh, now who could resist an offer like that? Not me, for sure. *preens*


Also, mad props to Kanabia for actually getting this thread back on topic! Yay! :p

Ooooohhh, now who could resist an offer like that? Not me, for sure. *preens*


Also, mad props to Kanabia for actually getting this thread back on topic! Yay! :p

Wow, that wasn't actually my intent, but there you go. I rule. :D

Nah, I'm muuuuuuuuuch older. *cries*

But I could still be your evil twin! *evil twin grin*
aw *hugs* :fluffle:

i think we'd make quite the evil-twin duo... mwuhahahaha! :cool:
though you'll have to report into my evil mistress amy *cough* ;)

back on topic: i've often fatasised about it :D

Sumamba Buwhan (and fiance), Melkor, Drunk Commies, Carnivorous Lickers, Alien Born (just a dream...I couldn't help that one), Fass (I know I know...can't help it!)Occidio Multus, Jocabia, Aerou, Laerod, Eichen, Santa Barbara, Cat-Tribe (what a mind!), Bitchkitten, Itzapopalotl, SoWiBi...I don't need to describe...I'm sure you can fill in the blanks.

At the same time? :eek:

;)

At the same time? :eek:

;)
No. Just in twos or threes.

One is obvious.

And I think I had a dream with Tinksy once.... *shrug*

Fass (I know I know...can't help it!)
I'm sure he's flattered :p

No. Just in twos or threes.
Yes, I figured as much. Although all at the same time would be an interesting fantasy indeed.

*thinks*

i fantasize about anyone who fantasizes about me.

At the same time? :eek:

;)
You know, for someone who's asexual you dom't half spend alot of time in threads about fantasies/dating/sex.

Day and night I fantisize about The Elder Malaclypse. A tantalising myth, oh!

You know, for someone who's asexual you dom't half spend alot of time in threads about fantasies/dating/sex.
Oh, you just be quiet. <_<

*begins implementing Devious Plot #3857724-H to keep Tribes quiet*

Sumamba Buwhan (and fiance), Melkor, Drunk Commies, Carnivorous Lickers, Alien Born (just a dream...I couldn't help that one), Fass (I know I know...can't help it!)Occidio Multus, Jocabia, Aerou, Laerod, Eichen, Santa Barbara, Cat-Tribe (what a mind!), Bitchkitten, Itzapopalotl, SoWiBi...I don't need to describe...I'm sure you can fill in the blanks.

Hooray! :fluffle: