NationStates Jolt Archive

Gas? Can't you make it solar powered or electric or something? We don't want those stinky emissions coming out of it.


perhaps we could go nukular!

i'll schedule regular pickups for the toxic waste which I will route toward the rear.

Where the hell are you going to attach solar panels to a vagina!


i know! that was teh silliest thing I EVER read :cool:

perhaps we could go nukular!

i'll schedule regular pickups for the toxic waste which I will route toward the rear.
Whats your safety procedure, a slip up will make the next Cherynoble.

i know! that was teh silliest thing I EVER read :cool:

We could probably install nuclear reactors in the ovaries. I might just put in a couch!

What about Faraday's principle? You can have it powered by shaking it. Like Forever Flashlight! :D

Whats your safety procedure, a slip up will make the next Cherynoble.


these new fangled reactors are practically fool-proof. efficient and environmentally friendly. and if there's a meltdown, we'll probably end up with a mutant vaginer which will make us even more money because it'll have super powers and stuff.

super powers and a mini-fridge/blender? WOW!

Nominated twice? :eek:

If I win, I'd like to thank Jack Abramoff. :D


Grand Prix
Silver Medal
Bronze Medal

*looks up* HHHMmmmmm Nope

Golden Trophy
Silver Trophy
Bronze Trophy

*looks up again* UUuuuhhhhh........Can't do it ,Sorry *shrugs*

Award for Humor -H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

Award for Sarcasm -Fass

Award for Insanity -H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

Best New Poster -Man in Black (duh)

Most Effective Moderation (Sorry, my nose isn't non-stick)

Lifetime Achievement Award -Eutrusca

Zooke Memorial Award -Eutrusca

Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist -Neu Leonstein

Seripindal Award for Best Rightie -Man in Black (duh....... again.)

The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego -Fass

these new fangled reactors are practically fool-proof. efficient and environmentally friendly. and if there's a meltdown, we'll probably end up with a mutant vaginer which will make us even more money because it'll have super powers and stuff.

super powers and a mini-fridge/blender? WOW!

Could we train peech's vagina to be the bartender?

What about Faraday's principle? You can have it powered by shaking it. Like Forever Flashlight! :D


brilliant!

Could we train peech's vagina to be the bartender?


I'm sure it will be easy to do... using a hot poker/reward system...

I'm sure it will be easy to do... using a hot poker/reward system...

Sweet...vagina making martinis.

What could be more like General that that?

Nominated twice? :eek:

If I win, I'd like to thank Jack Abramoff. :D


Grand Prix
Silver Medal
Bronze Medal

*looks up* HHHMmmmmm Nope

Golden Trophy
Silver Trophy
Bronze Trophy

*looks up again* UUuuuhhhhh........Can't do it ,Sorry *shrugs*

Award for Humor -H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

Award for Sarcasm -Fass

Award for Insanity -H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

Best New Poster -Man in Black (duh)

Most Effective Moderation (Sorry, my nose isn't non-stick)

Lifetime Achievement Award -Eutrusca

Zooke Memorial Award -Eutrusca

Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist -Neu Leonstein

Seripindal Award for Best Rightie -Man in Black (duh....... again.)

The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego -Fass
Yah thats what you think buddy

Well, it's time for me to go to bed, and dream of beverage-despensing vaginas.

Remember, I own the Vagina. And I'm taking it to bed with me.

G'nite, all!

It's for the best. Peech's vagina got a workout tonight.

And the joke is geting a little old. You can only stretch Peech's vagina so far.






Oh my god, I am really going to hell, aren't I?

Well, it's time for me to go to bed, and dream of beverage-despensing vaginas.

Remember, I own the Vagina. And I'm taking it to bed with me.

G'nite, all!
We will be lost without you!

Yah thats what you think buddy
I just called Carl Rove. He's agreed to help me with the campaign. I'm being funded by a bunch of Indian Casinos, care of Jack Abramoff, and Bill Oreilly has offered to kick you in the nuts for me! :D


If M3rcenaries wins the election, Al-Qaeda is gonna blow everybodies mom's vaginas with sand bombs

*looks up* See?

It's for the best. Peech's vagina got a workout tonight.

And the joke is geting a little old. You can only stretch Peech's vagina so far.






Oh my god, I am really going to hell, aren't I?
Well you could entertain the masses once agian

I just called Carl Rove. He's agreed to help me with the campaign. I'm being funded by a bunch of Indian Casinos, care of Jack Abramoff, and Bill Oreilly has offered to kick you in the nuts for me! :D
I need a spindoctor NOW!

I need a spindoctor NOW!
And a cup. Bill is on his way to your house!

I need a spindoctor NOW!

Here's the whole set:
http://www.highergroundmusic.com/i/artists/spindoctorsforsite.jpg

I'm going to bed too

I got my own vaginer waiting in bed for me and I'll also take my mangina

Here's the whole set:
http://www.highergroundmusic.com/i/artists/spindoctorsforsite.jpg
DO NOT make me bring in the big guns!


http://static.flickr.com/15/90538971_5cc5b78c33_o.jpg

Here's the whole set:
http://www.highergroundmusic.com/i/artists/spindoctorsforsite.jpg
I remember them from da 90s.

You people are truly fucked up, and I mean that in the best way possible..

Ballot:
Grand Prix Gymoor II The Return
Silver Medal *blank*
Bronze Medal Vetalia
Golden Trophy Smunkee
Silver Trophy Loonatic Goofballs
Bronze Trophy Heron-Marked Warriors
Award for Humor N H Fiddlebottoms VIII
Award for Sarcasm N H Fiddlebottoms VIII
Award for Insanity N H Fiddlebottoms VIII
The Award for best New Poster M3rcenaries
Most Effective Moderation Melkor Unchained
Lifetime Achievement Award Eutrusca
Zooke Memorial Award Eutrusca
Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist Neu Leonstein (only one on the list I can stand, really)
Seripindal Award for Best Rightie Undelia (naturally)
The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Oustanding Ego Melkor Unchained

You people are truly fucked up, and I mean that in the best way possible..

The Award for best New Poster M3rcenaries
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Thanx for the support..

This thread has certainly taken interesting directions...

Thanks for the nominations though.

Grand Prix : Neu Leonstein
I feel bad voting for myself here. But I feel that for example Cat-Tribes would also have been a worthy nomination.
EDIT: But I don't feel bad enough not to end up voting for myself afterall. :p

Silver Medal: AllCoolNamesAreTaken

Bronze Medal: Vetalia

Golden Trophy: Daistallia 2104

Silver Trophy: Marrakech II

Bronze Trophy: Heron-Marked Warriors

Award for Humor: H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

Award for Sarcasm: Fass

Award for Insanity: Lunatic Goofballs

The Award for Best New Poster: Man in Black
Close one, M3ercenaries was good too...but I always seem to think more of people on the other side of the spectrum.

Most Effective Moderation: Frisbeeteria

Lifetime Achievement Award: Legless Pirates
Tough one really...I have to agree with Vittos here - what is a "lifetime achievement" on NS?

Zooke Memorial Award: JuNii

Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist: Potaria

Seripindal Award for Best Rightie: Deep Kimchi
Difficult to define "Rightie"...but I say that DK has represented the Right side of practical politics the best, while the Libertarian side isn't really "right" in the normal sense of the word.

The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego: I really think Melkor's ego is still a bit bigger than Vittos'. Winning an award won't help either. ;)

Thank you to those who nominated me, but I have made it clear several times by now that I do not like, nor do I condone, these popularity/ignominy contests, and I will thus have to withdraw and ask that all my nominations be voided.

Grand Prix Leonstien
Silver Medal AllCoolNamesAre
Bronze Medal Sumamba Buwhan
Golden Trophy Smunkee
Silver Trophy Lunatic Goofballs
Bronze Trophy Teh Pantless hero
Award for Humor H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Award for Sarcasm H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Award for Insanity Lunatic Goofballs
The Award for Best New Poster M3rcenaries
Most Effective Moderation Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award Eutrusca
Zooke Memorial Award JuNii
Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist DHomme
Seripindal Award for Best Rightie Man in Black

You people are truly fucked up, and I mean that in the best way possible..

Ballot:
Grand Prix Gymoor II The Return
Silver Medal *blank*
Bronze Medal Vetalia
Golden Trophy Smunkee
Silver Trophy Loonatic Goofballs
Bronze Trophy Heron-Marked Warriors
Award for Humor N H Fiddlebottoms VIII
Award for Sarcasm N H Fiddlebottoms VIII
Award for Insanity N H Fiddlebottoms VIII
The Award for best New Poster M3rcenaries
Most Effective Moderation Melkor Unchained
Lifetime Achievement Award Eutrusca
Zooke Memorial Award Eutrusca
Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist Neu Leonstein (only one on the list I can stand, really)
Seripindal Award for Best Rightie Undelia (naturally)
The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Oustanding Ego Melkor Unchained

*blinks* I got a vote?

yay nominated for the zooke award... no chance against eut but hey, nominated is nominated. :p

*switches to host-mode*
bump

Seripindal Award for Best Rightie Man in Black

I must say, the fact that you gave me the "rightie" vote even though we're both vying for the "New Poster" award earns you points for character! :D

Grand Prix
The Nazz

Silver Medal
Jello Biafra

Bronze Medal
Vetalia

The Golden Trophy
Sinuhue

The Silver Trophy
Lunatic Goofballs

The Bronze Trophy
Heron-Marked Warriors

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
Rotovia

The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
Fass

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Lunatic Goofballs

The Award for Best New Poster
Man in Black

Most Effective Moderation
Frisbeeteria

Lifetime Achievement Award
Sinuhue

The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Pure Metal

Skapenroe Award for Outstanding Leftist
DHomme

Seripindal Award for Outstanding Rightie
Eutrusca

Where's my nomination?

I don't even get mentioned.

ever.

I don't exist on NS General.

*Begins pondering whether she exists at all*

*Begins pondering whether she exists at all*

You already answered that question

I don't exist on NS General.

See? You don't exist:p

The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Pure Metal

:fluffle:

You already answered that question



See? You don't exist:p

But, but there is a world outside of NS General! Honest, I've been told stories!

*Cries*

I can bribe...

But, but there is a world outside of NS General! Honest, I've been told stories!

*Cries*

I can bribe...
*looks around and whispers* What are you offering?

*looks around and whispers* What are you offering?

*Looks sneakily around and whispers back* I have no money, so I guess I'll leave it up to your imagination ;)

*Looks sneakily around and whispers back* I have no money, so I guess I'll leave it up to your imagination ;)

COOKIES!!!

COOKIES!!!

*showers you with mountains of cookies* Chocolate chip, jelly bean, peanut butter, they're all there!

now get me on the damn list

*showers you with mountains of cookies* Chocolate chip, jelly bean, peanut butter, they're all there!


**munches**

So, what award did you want to win?

**munches**

So, what award did you want to win?

All of them!!! I'm a shameless mass of self-involvement and ego. Also, chocolate.

I'll settle for the Golden debater, or the Grand Prix though. Whichever...

*Looks sneakily around and whispers back* I have no money, so I guess I'll leave it up to your imagination ;)
Are you hitting on me?

All of them!!! I'm a shameless mass of self-involvement and ego. Also, chocolate.

I'll settle for the Golden debater, or the Grand Prix though. Whichever...

I'll need more cookies for one of those. And beer.

Are you hitting on me?

A text has many interpretations

shamelessly. I've decided to convert to the wanton hedonism that is NS general :D

I'll need more cookies for one of those. And beer.

*Gives you the bestest golden cookie, handmixed by chaste virgins in the peaks of the Pyrenees, made with the finest eggs, Swiss and Belgian Chocolate, yada yada yada...*

*changes mind. Eats cookie herself* Oh My God, It was SOOOOOOOOOOOO good.

*gives you lots of beer to make up for transgression.*

*gives you lots of beer to make up for transgression.*

**drinks beer**

**now can't remember what he was m eant to be doing**

**wanders off, taking cookies with him**

Nominations? I have an award named after me! I'm already on borrowed time! :(
since it's named after you, doesn't that mean you're already dead?

The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Colodia
Eutrusca
FairyTInk Arisen
JuNii
Pure Metal


The fact that I am among such names is award enough. I can't think of anyone in this catagory that I don't mind losing too.

as for the other Catagories...

I can't decide !!! :headbang:

although the Gold/Silver/Bronze ones should all be the same people... and let the number of votes decide who gets what.

You have two nominations. You are fucked.
<.<
>.>
Count again... he has three... he's royally screwed.

Thanks to all of you who nominated/voted for me, even VO, who downgraded me.

Grand Prix Neu Leonstein
Silver Medal Grave_n_idle (As much as I'd like to vote for myself, I can't.)
Bronze Medal Vetalia
Golden Trophy Smunkee
Silver Trophy Lunatic Goofballs
Bronze Trophy Cabra West
Award for Humor Rotovia
Award for Sarcasm Fass
Award for Insanity H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Most Effective Moderation Melkor Unchained
Lifetime Achievement Award <Genetically engineers a Sinuhue/VO hybrid.>
Zooke Memorial Award Pure Metal
Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist Potaria
Seripindal Award for Best Rightie Undelia
The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding EgoMelkor Unchained

Winners of past awards:

Third Posters Awards
The Grand Prix for General Debating
Bottle
The Silver Medal for General Debating
Kanabia
DeluzeThe Bronze Medal for General Debating
Potaria
The Golden Trophy
The Nazz
The Silver Trophy
CanuckHeaven
Pure Metal
Neo Kervoskia
The Bronze Trophy
Neo K
The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
Czardas
The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Kanabia
The Award for Best New Poster
NERVUN
Most Effective Moderation
Euroslavia
Lifetime Achievement Award
SalusaSecondus
I had no idea I was a past winner--I was getting all misty at the nomination this time. :D

My votes:

Grand Prix
The Nazz (yeah, I voted for myself)

Silver Medal
Dempublicents1

Bronze Medal
Sumamba Buwhan

The Golden Trophy
Sinuhue

The Silver Trophy
Fass

The Bronze Trophy
Teh Pantless hero

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
Rotovia


The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
Fass

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Lunatic Goofballs

The Award for Best New Poster

Most Effective Moderation
Katganistan

Lifetime Achievement Award
Sinuhue

This is the newest award. It is the The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness. So often in the hustle and bustle of the forums we become easily enraged and forget that this is only a game. Zooke helped keep us friendly and never said an offensive word to anyone. This is in memory of her. May she never be forgotten.

The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Eutrusca--most especially for organizing Zooke's memorial and for keeping us up to date on her condition throughout her illness


Skapenroe Award for Outstanding Leftist
Potaria

Seripindal Award for Outstanding Rightie
Vetalia

The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego
Vittos Ordination

And I'd like to offer a new award--"The Steve McQueen Award for Excellence in Posting about Film, Cars, and Politics"--Cannot Think of a Name

Zooke Memorial Award Pure Metal
more fluffles! :fluffle: :D

i'm supposed to be hosting this thing but i'm not sure what i'm actually supposed to be doing http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/extras/eusa_shifty.gif

*hands out h'orderves*


The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness[/u]
Eutrusca--most especially for organizing Zooke's memorial and for keeping us up to date on her condition throughout her illness

this is precisely why i think i don't stand a chance, wouldn't deserve to win that award (if i did by some fluke), and also why eut should recieve some kind of special commendation (as well) for his kindness and outstanding goodness

meh, I say.

I'm not mentioned in the first eight pages, I demand this thread be shut down! :mad:

Ok, since I'm mentioned twice on this page, I'll let it slide... for now...

My votes:


The Award for Best New Poster


I see you are undecided in the "New Poster" category. Would you like a backrub? A cold beverage, perhaps? :D

Well, here goes. The ones I couldn't decide on or I don't know enough about were left blank.

Grand Prix = Neu Leonstein
Silver Medal = Grave_n_idle
Bronze Medal = The Chinese Republics
Golden Trophy = Smunkee
Silver Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Award for Humor = H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Award for Sarcasm = Fass
Award for Insanity
Award for Best New Poster = Umbrella Corp Inc.
Most Effective Moderation = Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award
Zooke Memorial Award = Pure Metal
Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist
Seripindal Award for Best Rightie = Deep Kimchi
The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego = Melkor Unchained


Also: when did Neu Leonstein become a leftist? :eek:

Grand Prix Cat Tribes
Silver Medal Dempublicents
Bronze Medal Willemina
Golden Trophy Sinuhue
Silver Trophy Smunkeeville
Bronze Trophy Pure Metal
Award for Humor Lunatic Goofballs
Award for Sarcasm Fass
Award for Insanity H N Fiddlebottoms
Most Effective Moderation Can't decide
Lifetime Achievement Award Legless Pirates
Zooke Memorial Award Eutrusca
Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist Psychotic Mongooses
Seripindal Award for Best Rightie Deep Kimchi

since it's named after you, doesn't that mean you're already dead?

That would explain the smell. *nod*

<.<
>.>
Count again... he has three... he's royally screwed.

Thank you. :)

I'd better get that lifetime achievement award...

... OR ELSE! :eek:

I have the longest NS lifetime of all those people. I never win a thing in these. Last time I was put up against SalusaSecondus....

And I'd like to offer a new award--"The Steve McQueen Award for Excellence in Posting about Film, Cars, and Politics"--Cannot Think of a Name

Ha, perfect! Well, almost.... Something important is missing, I can't quite put my finger on... aaah, yes... that's it:



"The Steve McQueen Award for Excellence in Laidback Posting about Film, Cars, and Politics"--Cannot Think of a Name

Fixed. :D

I have the longest NS lifetime of all those people. I never win a thing in these. Last time I was put up against SalusaSecondus....
Maybe it's because your name....well.....sucks :p

Grand Prix Gymoor II
Silver Medal Dempublicents
Bronze Medal Vetalia

Golden Trophy Sinuhue
Silver Trophy Lunatic Goofballs
Bronze Trophy Cabra West
Drunk Commies should've been nominated.

Award for Humor Fiddlebottoms
Award for Sarcasm Fiddlebottoms
Award for Insanity Lunatic Goofballs

Best New Poster Stone Bridges
Most Effective Moderation Kat

Lifetime Achievement Award Sinuhue
Zooke Memorial Award Tink
Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist Potaria
Seripindal Award for Best Rightie Eutrusca

The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego Czardas

Maybe it's because your name....well.....sucks :p

I've also been rather limited in my posting lately. People seem to have forgotten me.

I've also been rather limited in my posting lately. People seem to have forgotten me.

Not me. You're the guy whose name I can never spell right. :)

I've also been rather limited in my posting lately. People seem to have forgotten me.
Same here... Well except the lifetime achievement. Which I should win...

... OR ELSE! :eek:



Hey you know what? I'll dedicate it to you. If I win it that is. Which I should...

... OR ELSE! :eek:

Bronze Medal
Sumamba Buwhan



Wow someone actually nominated me. Thanks! Now I know your crazy!

I've also been rather limited in my posting lately. People seem to have forgotten me.


who are you again?


I think I only got nominated this time because I was saying the word vagina a lot yesterday. I've been gone for 6 months and now I'm up against Sinuhue? No contest.....she will def win. Is she back from Cuba yet?

... I was saying the word vagina a lot yesterday.
And only to win the votes of posters. Tsk tsk :p


vagina

And only to win the votes of posters. Tsk tsk :p


vagina


haha....if i wanted to win votes, I'd do/say a lot more than that;)


vagina to you too.

I think I only got nominated this time because I was saying the word vagina a lot yesterday.

Are you refering to Sally the mini-fridge?

Are you refering to Sally the mini-fridge?


yes .....
thats a no go. Sally has other endeavors she's tied up with currently.

haha....if i wanted to win votes, I'd do/say a lot more than that;)


vagina to you too.
Damn heterosexual sex-deprived geek majority :mad: (no offence to anyone)


vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina

i think you are cool

i think you are cool

A first post with no gun smilies?
*claps*

There's awards here? Why didn't someone tell me, I woulda done something worth noticing...

There's awards here? Why didn't someone tell me, I woulda done something worth noticing...

no you wouldn't

There's awards here? Why didn't someone tell me, I woulda done something worth noticing...
People here do alot of things worth noticing.








... unfortunatly, it's frequently the Mods who do the noticing. :D

I am too lazy to go through and count...........am I winning yet?


oh and VOTE FOR SMUNKEE (you know you want to)

no you wouldn't

Well....I woulda tried...

I am too lazy to go through and count...........am I winning yet?


oh and VOTE FOR SMUNKEE (you know you want to)
Prolly--I'm still amazed that not only am I nominated, but that I've won something before and didn't know about it. Weird.

Prolly--I'm still amazed that not only am I nominated, but that I've won something before and didn't know about it. Weird.
see what happens when you go to the john when they're making the announcements. :D

Well....I woulda tried...

you could go out and try now instead of moping

see what happens when you go to the john when they're making the announcements. :D
In all fairness, I do spend a lot of time in the john. It's quality time, for whatever that's worth. :D

Christ, I got a nomination.....:eek:

I wish to declare my support for any Drunk Commies Deleted, Pure Metal or Eutrusca nominations.

I wish to declare My undying support for Myself. I rock.

I wish to declare My undying support for Myself. I rock.
Hail, DHomme! I can't believe this turned into this. But continue.

VAGINA! That's right, I said it!


;)

I nominate Neo K for the biggest invisible vagina platinum award

I am too lazy to go through and count...........am I winning yet?


oh and VOTE FOR SMUNKEE (you know you want to)
I voted for smunkee.

VOTE MAN IN BLACK!!
There will be 32 virgins in heaven for you if you do!
(or one dirty Vegas girl who knows what she's doin, your choice)

VOTE MAN IN BLACK!!
There will be 32 virgins in heaven for you if you do!
(or one dirty Vegas girl who knows what she's doin, your choice)
If you vote for men in black, he will kill 32 virgins! If you are one of them beware.

If you vote for men in black, he will kill 32 virgins! If you are one of them beware.
M3rcenaries clubs baby seals and takes candy from babies. He also likes Nsync.

I voted for smunkee.
:D it's the right thing to do:p

M3rcenaries clubs baby seals and takes candy from babies. He also likes Nsync.
That pales in comparison to what Man in Black does to pandas. Ever seen Hostel? That looks pleasant in comparison.

That pales in comparison to what Man in Black does to pandas. Ever seen Hostel? That looks pleasant in comparison.
Make no mistake, my friends! Those Pandas were enemy combatants, and as such, deserved what they got! (damn evil Panda bastards!)

Make no mistake, my friends! Those Pandas were enemy combatants, and as such, deserved what they got! (damn evil Panda bastards!)
*says in best politician voice
That does not excuse the horrible and inhuman treatment these pandas had to put up with. I sugest you be court marshalled!

Again, most perverted thread ever...

You had the biggest hand in it of course:p

Yes. Yes I did.

What happened in the dozen odd pages after I left?

Yes. Yes I did.

What happened in the dozen odd pages after I left?
We (for the most part) got back on topic.

We (for the most part) got back on topic.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

It was terrible, a true waste of posts :(

Being on topic is overrated.

Being on topic is overrated.
Chocolate bunnys and peanut butter. MMMmmmmmmm

Yeah.

Anyone want to play catch with Peech's clitoris?

Being on topic is overrated.
Being on your Mom is overrated!
I mean, really, I stood on top of her head, and the view was minimal. She definitely needs some stilts if she is ever to be taken seriously as a mobile tourist attraction.

Being on your Mom is overrated!
I mean, really, I stood on top of her head, and the view was minimal. She definitely needs some stilts if she is ever to be taken seriously as a mobile tourist attraction.

Oh fiddles! I can always count on you to cheer me up!


http://www.spiritreadysportswear.com/_images/largeMETALIC%20BRIEFS%20COPY.JPG

Oh fiddles! I can always count on you to cheer me up!
This is where I'm supposed to say something equally sappy that returns the sentiments of your comment, right? Except I can't be bothered to raise that much emotional investment when I can't even arise enough pity to look away when I see someone writhing in pain.

This is where I'm supposed to say something equally sappy that returns the sentiments of your comment, right? Except I can't be bothered to raise that much emotional investment when I can't even arise enough pity to look away when I see someone writhing in pain.

An emotional investment in me is an investment for freedom!

An emotional investment in me is an investment for freedom!
freedom from freedom of opression maybe...

An emotional investment in me is an investment for freedom!
Shwa . . .?
So, what, you're a war bond now?

freedom from freedom of opression maybe...

Shhhhh....

Shwa . . .?
So, what, you're a war bond now?

A war bondage, perhaps.

4 for a dollar, support the war of opression through bondage!

4 for a dollar, support the war of opression through bondage!
You're breaking my balls here, M3rcenaries, you're breaking my balls.
Anyway, I've got another man in Idaho who is offering them at 5 for a dollar.

You're breaking my balls here, M3rcenaries, you're breaking my balls.
Anyway, I've got another man in Idaho who is offering them at 5 for a dollar.
I'm also offering 5 for a dollar, but I'm giving away free Hasslehoff posters with mine! ;)

I'm also offering 5 for a dollar, but I'm giving away free Hasslehoff posters with mine! ;)
We have a bid at 5 for a Dollar and free toilet paper, five for a dollar and free toilet paper.
Do I hear 6 for a Dollar? Anyone going to go 6 for a dollar?
Going once, twice . . .

We have a bid at 5 for a Dollar and free toilet paper, five for a dollar and free toilet paper.
Do I hear 6 for a Dollar? Anyone going to go 6 for a dollar?
Going once, twice . . .
SOLD To the man munching on Cookie Crisp!

Wait, is this a War of Bondage or a War against Bondage?

Wait, is this a War of Bondage or a War against Bondage?
Its a war of opression FUNDED by bondage

I'm confused. :confused:

We have a bid at 5 for a Dollar and free toilet paper, five for a dollar and free toilet paper.
Do I hear 6 for a Dollar? Anyone going to go 6 for a dollar?
Going once, twice . . .
They can also be used for doormats, shelf paper, flying Hasslehoff paper planes, and as a wonderful laxative when mixed with Ovaltine!

They can also be used for doormats, shelf paper, flying Hasslehoff paper planes, and as a wonderful laxative when mixed with Ovaltine!
They might be worth something in the future!

I'll vote for Fiddlebottoms in whatever he's nominated for. Not enough of a Generalite to vote on the others.

Also, kind of fast and loose with the definition of 'New', isn't it?

They might be worth something in the future!
But by then, we might all be dead, or at least be really itchy. I don't want to have to wait until I'm itchy to be rich and famous, then I wouldn't be able to enjoy it as much.

But by then, we might all be dead, or at least be really itchy. I don't want to have to wait until I'm itchy to be rich and famous, then I wouldn't be able to enjoy it as much.

I have to agree. Being itchy sucks. Unless it's morphine itchy, in which case it is SO worth it.

I have to agree. Being itchy sucks. Unless it's morphine itchy, in which case it is SO worth it.
being sticky is worse than being itchy

I have to agree. Being itchy sucks. Unless it's morphine itchy, in which case it is SO worth it.
You hit the nail on the head there, my friend! Percoset itchy is pretty fun too! :D

Well I am le tired becuase it is 12:10 in these here parts
PS: man in black (says in cartman voice)
nya nya nya nya nya nya nya heh ha heh ha heh heh

Well I am le tired becuase it is 12:10 in these here parts
PS: man in black (says in cartman voice)
nya nya nya nya nya nya nya heh ha heh ha heh heh
Better check under your bed for Oreilly! *sticks out tongue*

I seem to remain below the radar for any of these categories.
Maybe thats a good thing

There's awards here? Why didn't someone tell me, I woulda done something worth noticing...

It's never too early to start preparing for the next awards presentation. There should be one in a few weeks. :p

It's never too early to start preparing for the next awards presentation. There should be one in a few weeks. :p
Yeah, it's kind of like hockey season in that way.

Yeah, it's kind of like hockey season in that way.
you know I was wondering how often this happens though, I remember it going on when I first got here in Aug or so, it does seem to happen quite often........


oh and vote for me please..........I lost "the next great almighty" thing I can't lose this too, then I will be a loser.


smunkee!

being sticky is worse than being itchy

Obviously you never played in the mud before. :)

Looks like Fiddy is going to win a shitload of awards.

Looks like Fiddy is going to win a shitload of awards.

He deserves em. Except for the insanity award. I am clearly nuttier. :)

He deserves em. Except for the insanity award. I am clearly nuttier. :)I'm going to go with an affirmative there.

He deserves em. Except for the insanity award. I am clearly nuttier. :)
True 'dat.
I'll have to build a (nonexistent) shelf so I can display all my (nonexistent) awards to my (nonexistent) friends while I beam with (nonexistent) pride.

True 'dat.
I'll have to build a (imaginary) shelf so I can display all my (imaginary) awards to my (imaginary) friends while I beam with (imaginary) pride.
Fixed. :)

I'm going to go with an affirmative there.

I'm gonna jump on the bandwagon and vote, LG in insanity and fiddlebottoms for whatever else he's in....unless the bandwagon has hay in it, like those hay ride wagons, it's itchy....always gets in my pants...stupid hay...

I'm gonna jump on the bandwagon and vote, LG in insanity and fiddlebottoms for whatever else he's in....unless the bandwagon has hay in it, like those hay ride wagons, it's itchy....always gets in my pants...stupid hay...

Hay is for horses.

And beets.

I'm gonna jump on the bandwagon and vote, LG in insanity and fiddlebottoms for whatever else he's in....unless the bandwagon has hay in it, like those hay ride wagons, it's itchy....always gets in my pants...stupid hay...

This is exactly why we need more mud. *nod*

This is exactly why we need more mud. *nod*
I think that simply setting the wagons full of hay on fire will solve our problem in a much more efficient and cleaner manner.
I'm not sure how it will solve the problem, but I am quite sure it will.

I think that simply setting the wagons full of hay on fire will solve our problem in a much more efficient and cleaner manner.
I'm not sure how it will solve the problem, but I am quite sure it will.

Good idea, and when we hose then down, the ground around them gets muddy! :D

Good idea, and when we hose then down, the ground around them gets muddy! :D

Do you have some sort of mud fetish?

Mud is awesome...and not that moist sand or dirty-looking water stuff, real mud. (b^_^)b

Mmmmm...clams.

The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Colodia
Eutrusca-4
FairyTInk Arisen-2
JuNii-2
Pure Metal-5

*blinks*

ok then... :confused:
thanks y'all :fluffle:
but eut still deserves either this award or just some kind of recognition... if anything else, just look at what he's been doing for the zooke memorial. i know he's not doing it for recognition or thanks, but the man deserves his name by zookes more than i do
(seriously considering withdrawing my nomination... then again there's a selfish part of me that likes the idea of winning an award :p)
i think i'll just wait and see how it plays out


but,
a) bump
b) i'm back from up north so perhaps i can help out with hosting now... if i weren't about to go to bed that is :P

*hosts*

He deserves em. Except for the insanity award. I am clearly nuttier. :)
Yes, you definatley traded your sanity for a pickle years ago

Yes, you definatley traded your sanity for a pickle years ago

Dill or Butter?

I would've traded it for a cucumber and brine, then you could turn it into a pickle. :D

Dill or Butter?
That was lost in translation. Couldve even been a halepeno pickle

That was lost in translation. Couldve even been a halepeno pickle
Knowing him, a mud pickle...

He probably uses mud as a dipping sauce...

He probably uses mud as a dipping sauce...

I think I saw that porno...

I think I saw that porno...

Now that's disturbing. Like, Fass in my bedroom disturbing.

Now that's disturbing. Like, Fass in my bedroom disturbing.

See, why do you assume that mudrolling is GAY mudrolling...

Not that I'm defending mudrolling or anything.

Maybe I should just stop.

/I think I just cost myself some votes.

I didn't say it would be gay.

I just thought a mud rolled pickle in a porno would be as disturbing as seeing Fass in by bedroom when I wake up tomorrow.

best new posters m3rcenaries and smunkee

best new posters m3rcenaries and smunkee
Erg...Smunkee is far from new.

best new posters m3rcenaries and smunkee
m3rcenaries just said
thehalomercenary (23:12:46): http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=465006
thehalomercenary (23:12:47): vote
thehalomercenary (23:12:49): for me
thehalomercenary (23:12:52): and smunkee
thehalomercenary (23:12:56): dont care bout the others
p3t3r gr1ff1n 91 (23:12:58): how
p3t3r gr1ff1n 91 (23:13:01): ok
...
p3t3r gr1ff1n 91 (23:14:05): done
thehalomercenary (23:14:14): how
thehalomercenary (23:14:21): did u vote in every category
p3t3r gr1ff1n 91 (23:14:28): no
p3t3r gr1ff1n 91 (23:14:34): i juust put
thehalomercenary (23:14:35): slaps
p3t3r gr1ff1n 91 (23:14:47): best new posters m3rcenaries and smunkee
thehalomercenary (23:14:47): smunkee is in dif category
p3t3r gr1ff1n 91 (23:14:52): woops
p3t3r gr1ff1n 91 (23:14:58): thats what ui get
thehalomercenary (23:15:01): theres like 10 categories
p3t3r gr1ff1n 91 (23:15:03): for bein vague
so thats what i did too lazy need sleep first school nite w/ 7+ hrs of sleep

I didn't say it would be gay.

I just thought a mud rolled pickle in a porno would be as disturbing as seeing Fass in by bedroom when I wake up tomorrow.

My step-daughter came home from college and asked my wife and I if we knew what a "space log" was. She then went on to tell us that it was fecal matter that someone had put into a zip-lock bag, frozen it solid, and then used as a dildo. Or so she was told. Nice to know my wife is getting her moneys worth out of her daughters educational experience.

My step-daughter came home from college and asked my wife and I if we knew what a "space log" was. She then went on to tell us that it was fecal matter that someone had put into a zip-lock bag, frozen it solid, and then used as a dildo. Or so she was told. Nice to know my wife is getting her moneys worth out of her daughters educational experience.

Still not as disturbing as Fass when you wake up.

Do you have some sort of mud fetish?

Kinda. But it's more of a fun fetish than a sexual fetish.

Well there was this once.... :D

Yes, you definatley traded your sanity for a pickle years ago

Wouldn't you if someone offered?

Wouldn't you if someone offered?


Bread and butter, or dill?

Bread and butter, or dill?

Baby dills.

boomp

Vote MAN IN BLACK, win a stuffed animal! (you'll have to go buy it yourself, of course. I'm a cheap bastard)

Vote MAN IN BLACK, win a stuffed animal! (you'll have to go buy it yourself, of course. I'm a cheap bastard)

In Soviet Russia, Animal stuffs YOU!

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All the people voting for this poster really think you're voting for me, don't you?










Sh sh shhh. Let me live with the lie.

In Soviet Russia, Animal stuffs YOU!

Balderdash, it does so collectively with its communal inhabitants, and places you in a municipal park....:D

All the people voting for this poster really think you're voting for me, don't you?

Hey! Go back to sacrificing virgins on your altar to Bottle, buddy.

I am sure that at least 25% of the people who voted for me knew I wasn't you.

another bump for fun

All the people voting for this poster really think you're voting for me, don't you?










Sh sh shhh. Let me live with the lie.
Actually, I tried to get you your own award--something about Steve McQueen, movies and cars. Can't remember the whole title of the award.

Everyone is voting for themselves....well then, so am I.

I'd like to change my vote for "Grand Prix" to myself, please. :D

It looks like the winners have been chosen.

Congrats to H N Fiddlebottoms for wining the Outstanding Humor award. Somebody finally dethroned me. :)

*Puts Silver Trophy over head and proceeds to play 'Spaceman'.* :D

The Grand Prix for General Debating
Peechland
The Silver Medal for General Debating
Aerou-Cant beat Oscar
The Bronze Medal for General Debating
Preebles
The Golden Trophy
Eutrusca
The Silver Trophy
Kanabia
The Bronze Trophy
Peisandros

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
Czardas
The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Lunatic Goofballs
The Award for Best New Poster
Peisandros.-I love him.He is a newishish poster but has been around for ages
Most Effective Moderation
Katganistan
Lifetime Achievement Award
Kanabia

http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/other/smilie_kuesschen1.gif

The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Eutrusca-4
Skapenroe Award for Outstanding Leftist
Letila
Seripindal Award for Outstanding Rightie
Ernst Romm
The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego
Ernst Romm
http://www.atddm.com/grouphug.gif

Actually, I tried to get you your own award--something about Steve McQueen, movies and cars. Can't remember the whole title of the award.
Found it-And I'd like to offer a new award--"The Steve McQueen Award for Excellence in Posting about Film, Cars, and Politics"--Cannot Think of a Name
BADASS!!! That would be soooo cool. He is, of course, The Man (http://media.putfile.com/bullitt).

I can't remember all the catagories, so I'll go-
Grand Prix-The Nazz
Gold-The Cat-Tribe
Outstanding Lunacy or whatever-Lunatic Goofballs

I'd have to agree on the kindness whatzit Zooke Memorial Award. Eutrusca has driven the memorial efforts for Zooke, including the memorial charity tribute. It really only seems right.

and as AllCoolNamesAreTaken pointed out, I haven't sucked up to Bottle in a while, so-
Lifetime Achievement - Bottle

bahdoomp

So, when will the winners be announced then? It's the 29th...so that should be today.

Yah, we have to have the announcers, and when.

So, when will the winners be announced then? It's the 29th...so that should be today.
oh crap i still haven't voted... can i just vote glitziness in every category and satisfy, at least in a some small way, my desire for her wonderfulness to be recognised?

if not then i abstain because i'm lazy (and, supposedly, a host... can i even vote? i don't know.... *spins round in chair*)

I already got my award suckas.

I already got my award suckas.
what happened to your old nation? :confused:

what happened to your old nation? :confused:

Inactivity, I think.

The Winners of the Fourth Posters Awards

Grand Prix
The Nazz

Silver Medal
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
Dempublicents
Grave_n_idle

Bronze Medal
Vetalia

The Golden Trophy
Sinuhue

The Silver Trophy
Lunatic Goofballs

The Bronze Trophy
Heron-Marked Warriors

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
Fass won, but he declined to accept it, so by default the winner is...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Lunatic Goofballs

The Award for Best New Poster
M3rcenaries

Most Effective Moderation
Katganistan

Lifetime Achievement Award
Eutrusca

The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Eutrusca

Skapenroe Award for Outstanding Leftist
Potaria

Seripindal Award for Outstanding Rightie
Deep Kimchi

The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego
Melkor Unchained



Congratulations. This is the last time I'm doing this, but it's been interesting.

Alright, bronze award! Neo K, you're going to need to pass the torch to someone so I can work on the silver next time...

YAY! *runs around wearing the Silver trophy on his head and nothing else. Displays the Insanity award in a strategic location*

*Opens up a can of spam*
I think this will be more appropriate than champaigne for this after party

Alright, bronze award! Neo K, you're going to need to pass the torch to someone so I can work on the silver next time...
It will take a long time to even think about finding a repla...hey LG you wanna do it next time?

http://www2.incredimail.com/contents/animations/funny_faces/smiley_crying_1.gif

It will take a long time to even think about finding a repla...hey LG you wanna do it next time?

*looks down at the Insanity trophy* Do you think anybody will want them after I've handled em?

*looks down at the Insanity trophy* Do you think anybody will want them after I've handled em?
Yes. *says with straight face*

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Lunatic Goofballs
FUCK YEAH! I am saner than the Goofballs!
*Dances around like a sane person*

FUCK YEAH! I am saner than the Goofballs!
*Dances around like a sane person*

You aren't fooling anybody. There's a sizeable gap between me and 'sane' for you to inhabit. :)

Yes. *says with straight face*

I will consider it. *nod*

You aren't fooling anybody. There's a sizeable gap between me and 'sane' for you to inhabit. :)
You just want to harsh my buzz, don't you?
You're doing this just because I started that rumour that you were using an "Entrance Exam" as a pretense to rape all the horses before they entered the Kentucky Derby just now, aren't you?

You just want to harsh my buzz, don't you?
You're doing this just because I started that rumour that you were using an "Entrance Exam" as a pretense to rape all the horses before they entered the Kentucky Derby just now, aren't you?

LIES! :eek:

The horses consented. The jockeys didn't. :D

The Winners of the Fourth Posters Awards

Grand Prix
The Nazz

Well I will be goddamned. Thanks for the votes, everyone. I will wear it with pride.

Well I will be goddamned. Thanks for the votes, everyone. I will wear it with pride.

Welcome to the club, Nazz.

Bet you'd never think you had something in common with me*. :)

*Previous Grand Prix winner.

Welcome to the club, Nazz.

Bet you'd never think you had something in common with me*. :)

*Previous Grand Prix winner.
Oh, I think we've got more in common than anyone here would ever imagine possible. :D

But it's really cool to be part of the club. Who are the others?

Oh, I think we've got more in common than anyone here would ever imagine possible. :D

But it's really cool to be part of the club. Who are the others?

Neo-Anarchists was the first.

I'm the second.

Bottle is the third. *nod*

Neo-Anarchists was the first.

I'm the second.

Bottle is the third. *nod*
That's prestigious company indeed. I guess I've got a reputation to maintain now.

I demand a recount! What kind of machines did you use for the voting? EVERYONE knows Jolt is run by the far left! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! I WANT A RECOUNT!!!!!!! I will NOT be treated like.............*passes out from hyperventilating*

I'm just going to take the Steve McQueen one. I was nominated for it, no one quibbled, no one else was nominated, and it's pretty much the only time in my life that I'm going to be, in any way, compared to Steve McQueen. And it's the only thing outside of coolest flag that I'm likely to ever get nominated for, much less win.

That's prestigious company indeed. I guess I've got a reputation to maintain now.

*stuffs a cupcake into pants* What?

http://www2.incredimail.com/contents/animations/funny_faces/smiley_crying_1.gif
*Throws a hanky*

Well I will be goddamned. Thanks for the votes, everyone. I will wear it with pride.
I have no idea who you are.
*Blames it on Timezones*

The Winners of the Fourth Posters Awards

The Bronze Trophy
Heron-Marked Warriors

:D
**can die happy**

:D
**can die happy**

That can be arranged
*kills*
:fluffle:

The Winners of the Fourth Posters AwardsSilver Medal
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
Dempublicents
Grave_n_idleSince there was a tie for this one, and they obviously can't share it, how about it goes to the poster who came in below them? :D

That can be arranged
*kills*
:fluffle:

:fluffle:
thank you

Since there was a tie for this one, and they obviously can't share it, how about it goes to the poster who came in below them? :D

Or, we can just cut the award into three sharp jagged pieces, and shake them menacingly at you whenever we see you...:p

The Winners of the Fourth Posters Awards

Skapenroe Award for Outstanding Leftist
Potaria


FIX!

Or, we can just cut the award into three sharp jagged pieces, and shake them menacingly at you whenever we see you...:pMoi? Why would you do that to moi? <Makes replica of award and proclaims it the 'real' award.>