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The Fourth Posters Awards



It's that time of year again. If you win an award here, you can put it in your signature. I seperated the awards into several categories because what may be "best" for one may not be for the other. I also made a few other changes. There are three new awards and this year the Masters of Ceremonies are The South Islands, Pure Metal, and myself. There will be no nominating, for weeks people have been observed and have been put in these categories.

The Fourth Posters Awards for Excellency in the Fields of General Debating and Posting.

The following awards are for those whom you believe are skilled debaters. They display a level of eloquence and professionalism that the average debater does not possess. They do not resort to using rhetoric, or if they do it is used minimally. They prove their points and do not resort to simply pulling emotional chords. These debaters are held in deep respect. Flaming is something with which their posts are not familiar. Their responses are not mired in fantasy, are rather based in reality. However, there are different levels of skill and the prizes for this category are listed below:
The Grand Prix for General Debating
The Silver Medal for General Debating
The Bronze Medal for General Debating

The following awards are for those posters whom you feel have gained your utmost respect. Their threads are highly anticipated and rarely turn into flames, if ever. Moderators only post their to comment, but never to warn the thread creator. These posters create threads that could be considered classics, the perfect representatives of Generalite culture. However, there are different levels of posting and the prizes for this category are listed below:
The Golden Trophy
The Silver Trophy
The Bronze Trophy

I realize that certain posters display certain characteristics. These characteristics are what make them unique and personify the very meaning of the words used to describe them. They stand out and they deserve recognition. The titles are self-explanatory:

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
This award is named after the always humorous Lunatic Goofballs.

The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
This award is for someone whom you believe is the very epitamy of sarcastic.

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
This award is for someone whom you think is insane...and enjoying every minute of it!

The Award for Best New Poster
Thsi poster shows an eagerness to learn and has not resorted to insulting others.

Awards of Particular Recognition

Most Effective Moderation
This award is for the moderator whom you believe is the most effective and performs his or her duties with the highest degree of execellency.

Lifetime Achievement Award
This is the poster whom you believe has earned your respect and is amongst the most honorbale of posters. If they were to leave, their presence would be greatly missed.
Rules:

Ballot:
Grand Prix
Silver Medal
Bronze Medal
Golden Trophy
Silver Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Award for Humor
Award for Sarcasm
Award for Insanity
Most Effective Moderation
Lifetime Achievement Award
Zooke Memorial Award
Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist
Seripindal Award for Best Rightie

Voting will end on Saturday 28th of January at 11:00 P.M. according to your respective time zone. The winners will be announced the following day. You may vote for one person per category. You MAY vote for yourself.

NOMINEES
Orange indicates current lead.

Grand Prix
Deep Kimchi-1
Gymoor II The Return-2
Neu Leonstien-5
The Nazz-5

Silver Medal
AllCoolNamesAreTaken-4
Dempublicents-4
Eutrusca
Grave_n_idle-4
Jello Biafra-2

Bronze Medal
New Granada
Sumamba Buwhan-5
The Chinese Republics-2
Vetalia-7

The Golden Trophy
Daistallia 2104-1
Peechland
Sinuhue-8
Smunkeeville-6

The Silver Trophy
CSW
Fass-3
Lunatic Goofballs-8
Marrakech II-1

The Bronze Trophy
Cabra West-3
Heron-Marked Warriors-6
Teh Pantless hero-3
The blessed chris

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
Colodia
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII-10
Lunatic Goofballs-3
Rotovia-3


The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
Fass-10
DHomme
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII-6
Megaloria

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Colodia-1
Heron-Marked Warriors
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII-6
Kanabia-1
Lunatic Goofballs-7

The Award for Best New Poster
Kossackja-1
Man in Black-3
M3rcenaries-5
Stone Bridges-1
Umbrella Corp Inc

Most Effective Moderation
Euroslavia-1
Frisbeeteria-2
Katganistan-5
Melkor Unchained-5

Lifetime Achievement Award
Eutrusca-5
Legless Pirates-3
Sdaeriji
Sinuhue-4

This is the newest award. It is the The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness. So often in the hustle and bustle of the forums we become easily enraged and forget that this is only a game. Zooke helped keep us friendly and never said an offensive word to anyone. This is in memory of her. May she never be forgotten.

The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Colodia
Eutrusca-4
FairyTInk Arisen-2
JuNii-2
Pure Metal-5

The nominating process has been forgone. We have been taking notes and came up with these honoured names. You may vote for one person per category. If you have been nominated, you nay vote for yourself. The voting will end Saturday the 28th of January at 11:00 P.M. according to your respective timezone. Winners will be announced the following day.

New Awards! Presenting these fine awards brought to you by, Athar Forums. There's nothing like spam and sexual banter!

Skapenroe Award for Outstanding Leftist
DHomme-3
Potaria-5
Letila
Neu Leonstein-3

Seripindal Award for Outstanding Rightie
Deep Kimchi-4
Eutrusca-2
Man in Black-3
Undelia-3
Vetalia-1

The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego
Melkor Unchained-3
Vittos Ordination-2
Other (insert name)

OceanDrive3-1
Fass-1
Czardas-1

Holy crap!

Gee, thanks. I don't think I've ever been nominated before for anything here.

(grumbles) Darnit, now I'm going to have tvote too. It's ungracious to be included and then not contribute.

Holy crap!

Gee, thanks. I don't think I've ever been nominated before for anything here.

(grumbles) Darnit, now I'm going to have to work on a nomination list too. It's ungracious to be included and then not contribute.
You'll have your name in lights. Lights I tells ya!

Awards ceremonies. Pfeh.

Did this silly popularity contest not happen like...a couple of months ago?

Awards ceremonies. Pfeh.
You're just bitter...

Did this silly popularity contest not happen like...a couple of months ago?

Yup. We just do it whenever we feel like.

Yup. We just do it whenever we feel like.
Good to see that things on NS General still make perfect sense.

Did this silly popularity contest not happen like...a couple of months ago?
9/18/05 was when the last one was held. All of them have been roughly 3-4 months apart.

9/18/05 was when the last one was held. All of them have been roughly 3-4 months apart.
Or when we feel like putting it together...

You're just bitter...

Oh, I'm a lot more than bitter. I'm spam-o-riffic.

The Award for Best New Poster
Kossackja
Man in Black
M3rcenaries
Stone Bridges
Umbrella Corp Inc

...

OMFG!

Thank you!:eek:

Oh, I'm a lot more than bitter. I'm spam-o-riffic.

Well VOTE.

OR DIE!


http://www.mariahmariah.com/news/newsimages/mariahvoteordie.jpg

...

OMFG!

Thank you!:eek:
You're welcome. Now you must give us your soul and join the Fatist Revolution.

Well VOTE.

OR DIE!


http://www.mariahmariah.com/news/newsimages/mariahvoteordie.jpg

I make it a point never to vote unless there's a forum poll, sorry. Since otherwise it requires actual effort on my part.

I make it a point never to vote unless there's a forum poll, sorry. Since otherwise it requires actual effort on my part.
No hooker for you then...

Grand Prix The Nazz
Silver Medal Dempublicents
Bronze Medal Sumamba Buwhan
Golden Trophy Smunkee
Silver Trophy Lunatic Goofballs
Bronze Trophy Heron-Marked Warriors
Award for Humor H N Fiddlebottoms
Award for Sarcasm Fass
Award for Insanity Lunatic Goofballs
Best New Poster Kossackja
Most Effective Moderation Melkor Unchained
Lifetime Achievement Award 4-way tie.
Zooke Memorial Award FairyTInk Arisen
Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist
Seripindal Award for Best Rightie

Edit: Sorry. Misunderstood the rules. Fixed.

I hate these because I never get nominated, and I am smarter than all of you jerks.

But anyways:

Grand Prix - Neu Leonstein should be AnarchyeL
Silver Medal - Jello Biafra should be Melkor
Bronze Medal - Vetalia should be Dissonant Cognition
Golden Trophy - Sinuhue should be Neu Leonstein
Silver Trophy - Fass should be Eichen
Bronze Trophy - None of the above - Should be Jello Biafra
Award for Humor - I don't know
Award for Sarcasm - I don't know
Award for Insanity - I don't know
Most Effective Moderation - Don't pay attention, but I say Kat
Lifetime Achievement Award - You can spend a lifetime on NS and you still wouldn't achieve shit
Zooke Memorial Award - I'm just glad we have this award
Skapenroe Award for Best Leftist - DHomme Neu Leonstein isn't that leftist
Seripindal Award for Best Rightie - Undelia

You'll get one someday VO, someday.

Actually, you need more awards. These are all very generic. Best debator, best insane person, best righty, blah blah blah. Why is being the best something to be awarded? You're just a bigger target that way. Let's have an award for "Most Mediocre Debator" and such like. Then I could win. And that, my friends, is what makes for a quality awards - me winning.

You'll get one someday VO, someday.

Yeah, when I'm dead, like all true geniuses.

"Fame is but a fruit tree, so very unsound. It can never flourish till its stalk is in the ground.
So men of fame can never find a way till time has flown far from their dying day.
Forgotten while you're here, remembered for a while,
a much updated ruin from a much outdated style."

Yeah, when I'm dead, like all true geniuses.

"Fame is but a fruit tree, so very unsound. It can never flourish till its stalk is in the ground.
So men of fame can never find a way till time has flown far from their dying day.
Forgotten while you're here, remembered for a while,
a much updated ruin from a much outdated style."

Someone has sand in their vagina...

Yeah, when I'm dead, like all true geniuses.

"Fame is but a fruit tree, so very unsound. It can never flourish till its stalk is in the ground.
So men of fame can never find a way till time has flown far from their dying day.
Forgotten while you're here, remembered for a while,
a much updated ruin from a much outdated style."

Not always. Like Henry Fonda and Jack Palance, sometimes they award you when you're near death. :)

:eek: Uh-oh! :eek:

...And that, my friends, is what makes for a quality awards - me winning.
Amen to that. Unfortunately I've got nary a nomination to speak of [aside form "most effective moderation," which is difficult for the general public to ascertain in the first place]. I'm actually genuinely surprised that I didn't even get in on the "Seripindal Award for Outstanding Rightie" action, much less any of the three debating ones. I've probably put down a good two thirds of them several times.

Someone has sand in their vagina...

If I had a vagina and it had sand in it, I wouldn't be typing prophetic Nick Drake lyrics into an internet forum, I would be delicately cleaning my vagina.

Not always. Like Henry Fonda and Jack Palance, sometimes they award you when you're near death. :)

:eek: Uh-oh! :eek:

You have two nominations. You are fucked.

Amen to that. Unfortunately I've got nary a nomination to speak of [aside form "most effective moderation," which is difficult for the general public to ascertain in the first place]. I'm actually genuinely surprised that I didn't even get in on the "Seripindal Award for Outstanding Rightie" action, much less any of the three debating ones. I've probably put down a good two thirds of them several times.

Actually, as I have very rare contact with the mods (I'm a good boy. :) ) I chose you because I enjoy your debates. *nod*

And no, I'm not kissing up to you. :p

You have two nominations. You are fucked.

Nominations? I have an award named after me! I'm already on borrowed time! :(

I nominated VO for something one time. I dont remember what because it was like 17 contests ago.....

Actually, as I have very rare contact with the mods (I'm a good boy. :) ) I chose you because I enjoy your debates. *nod*

And no, I'm not kissing up to you. :p
Not that it'd do you any good...:p

If I had a vagina and it had sand in it, I wouldn't be typing prophetic Nick Drake lyrics into an internet forum, I would be delicately cleaning my vagina.
Sigged!

Nominations? I have an award named after me! I'm already on borrowed time! :(

You're already dead.

Congradulations.

Shit! I forgot that award I promised! The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego! :eek:

Shit! I forgot that award I promised! The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego! :eek:

Suckup...

I nominated VO for something one time. I dont remember what because it was like 17 contests ago.....

I hit my prime about 10 months ago. I am a NS Has Been.

You're already dead.

Congradulations.

That explains the smell. :)

I hit my prime about 10 months ago. I am a NS Has Been.


you and me both ......

remember the days when we were highly respected and sought after? remember the kazoo? ah- those were the days.

Sigged!

If I posted about vaginas more often I would have gotten the Golden Poster award.

Melkor, VO you have been nominated for the new Melkor Award for yadda, yadda, yadda.

I'm left wing? geeze, that comes as a big of a shock - no, that wasn't sarcasm.

you and me both ......

remember the days when we were highly respected and sought after? remember the kazoo? ah- those were the days.

I can tell you are a has been because you have an Occidio Multus quote in your sig.

If I posted about vaginas more often I would have gotten the Golden Poster award.

You'd get my vote. :)

I'm left wing? geeze, that comes as a big of a shock - no, that wasn't sarcasm.
Nope, now Letila has your spot.

If I posted about vaginas more often I would have gotten the Golden Poster award.

Probably.

I can tell you are a has been because you have an Occidio Multus quote in your sig.


haha....yeah. thats proof enough. you ever hear from her? you guys were tight i thought. oh well. im glad youre still around Vitto.

Grand Prix
Debate? Without flames? Here? You fucking kidding me?
Deep Kimchi

Silver Medal
AllCoolNamesAreTaken

Bronze Medal
Vetalia

The Golden Trophy
Sinuhue

The Silver Trophy
Lunatic Goofballs

The Bronze Trophy
Heron-Marked Warriors

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
LG can't win his own award, that's like incest or something
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

The Award for Uncommon Insanity
I am offended that I was mentioned here, I am as sane as the day I was born. I'm also covered in blood and completely naked, but still sane.
Kanabia

The Award for Best New Poster
M3rcenaries

Most Effective Moderation
Melkor Unchained

Lifetime Achievement Award
Sinuhue

The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Ugh, the saccharin, there is only one way to survive. Must . . . invoke . . . the power of . . . Fass
So I made a write in vote, fuck me with a rusty chainsaw.

Skapenroe Award for Outstanding Leftist
Potaria (Because if I don't vote for him he may threaten to kill me again)

Seripindal Award for Outstanding Rightie
Deep Kimchi

you and me both ......

remember the days when we were highly respected and sought after? remember the kazoo? ah- those were the days.

It's gotta be doubly embarrassing to be replaced with someone of my low calibre.

Now I am in a category I can't win?

I deserve better.

Now I am in a category I can't win?

I deserve better.
Neo-K just can't satisfy anyone these days...

It's gotta be doubly embarrassing to be replaced with someone of my low calibre.


lol......i should slit my wrist now and get it over with ;)

Wait a minute...I got nominated for something? And it wasn't the "jackass of the year" award? Wow, thanks.

Now I am in a category I can't win?

I deserve better.
Goddamn it....

haha....yeah. thats proof enough. you ever hear from her? you guys were tight i thought. oh well. im glad youre still around Vitto.

She was a lunatic, would scare the shit out of me if we ever actually met, but she was funny as hell.

For a while we were always on here and MSN, then I switched to job that didn't involve sitting in front of a computer, and I guess she got forum banned.

By the way, you said you were about 40 minutes away from Acworth, where are you at exactly?

Goddamn it....

If you can't guarantee me a highly prestigious award, you can forget about it.

If you can't guarantee me a highly prestigious award, you can forget about it.

I guess he does have sand in his vagina.

Very abrasive and hot sand.

If you can't guarantee me a highly prestigious award, you can forget about it.
Don't blame NK, look at what he has to work with! You're demanding he make porridge out of horse shit, and then complaing that it tastes bad because he added to much cinnamon.

Grand Prix
Neu Leonstien
Silver Medal
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
Bronze Medal
The Chinese Republics
The Golden Trophy
Sinuhue
The Silver Trophy
Lunatic Goofballs
The Bronze Trophy
Heron-Marked Warriors
The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Colodia
The Award for Best New Poster
M3rcenaries
Most Effective Moderation
Melkor Unchained
Lifetime Achievement Award
Eutrusca
The Zooke Memorial Award for High Chairity and overall Kindness
Pure Metal
Skapenroe Award for Outstanding Leftist
Neu Leonstein
Seripindal Award for Outstanding Rightie
Man in Black
The Melkor Unchained Award for Most Outstanding Ego
write in: OceanDrive3

The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
LG can't win his own award, that's like incest or something
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII

It's masturbation.

But while my ego is large enough to believe that the award is named after me in a desperate attempt to give other people a chance to win, It is not quite large enough to actually vote for myself for an award named after me.

[/ego trip]

So instead, I voted for the poster who makes ME laugh the most. Congrats. :)

Grand Prix
The Nazz

Silver Medal
Grave_n_idle


Bronze Medal
Sumamba Buwhan


The Golden Trophy (everyone knew I would do that)
Smunkee

The Silver Trophy
Fass


The Bronze Trophy
Cabra West



The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII



The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
Fass


The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Lunatic Goofballs

The Award for Best New Poster
M3rcenaries


Most Effective Moderation
Melkor Unchained

Lifetime Achievement Award
Eutrusca

I guess he does have sand in his vagina.

Very abrasive and hot sand.

I suspect gunpowder.

That explains all the hot gas excaping from his hole.

If you can't guarantee me a highly prestigious award, you can forget about it.
THE AYN RAND AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING DEFENCE OF CLASSICAL LIBERALISM AND THE CAPITALIST IDEAL
is hereby presented to Vittos Ordination for his work in the NS Classic Liberal Party
http://www.andrewrogers.net/images/ancap-an.gif

There you go. :)

She was a lunatic, would scare the shit out of me if we ever actually met, but she was funny as hell.

For a while we were always on here and MSN, then I switched to job that didn't involve sitting in front of a computer, and I guess she got forum banned.

By the way, you said you were about 40 minutes away from Acworth, where are you at exactly?


Rome

Hell, lets be Egalitarian, and give EVERYONE an award!

Hell, lets be Egalitarian, and give EVERYONE an award!
But if everyone has an award, than the award is meaningless. And you wouldn't want to make as vaunted an institution as a quarter monthly popularity meaningless, would you?

If you can't guarantee me a highly prestigious award, you can forget about it.

Somebody's a negative nancy.

Well, this is going better than I anticipated.

Well, this is going better than I anticipated.

Masochist! :p

But if everyone has an award, than the award is meaningless. And you wouldn't want to make as vaunted an institution as a quarter monthly popularity meaningless, would you?

Yes. Yes I would. Just to make you fell like a penguin on an acid trip.

Masochist! :p
Yes, sir!

If you can't guarantee me a highly prestigious award, you can forget about it.

At least you get nominated for something. I've been here for three years, and few people know my name.

C'mon dude. Snap out of it.

At least you get nominated for something. I've been here for three years, and few people know my name.

C'mon dude. Snap out of it.
Who are you again?

At least you get nominated for something. I've been here for three years, and few people know my name.

C'mon dude. Snap out of it.\

And, you are?

At least you get nominated for something. I've been here for three years, and few people know my name.

C'mon dude. Snap out of it.

How the hell did a noob get 1600 posts?!?

Shall we nominate him for Best New Poster? :D

I hate you all.

How the hell did a noob get 1600 posts?!?

Shall we nominate him for Best New Poster? :D
No nominations this time. Only voting. Trying it a bit differently this time.

Shall we nominate him for Best New Poster? :D

How about the Honorary Computer Generated Spam Machine award?

I hate you all.

Awww...someone's got a case of the Mondays!

*injects antidepressants*

I hate you all.

Liar. You love it. You're a masochist just like Neo Kervoskia.

Awww...someone's got a case of the Mondays!

*injects antidepressants*

Maybe you missed the melodious tone in my post.

It would be much better if you could detect deadpan over the internet.

How about the Honorary Computer Generated Spam Machine award?

The Bowling Pin Award for the Easiest Set-up and Knock-down. :)

Awww...someone's got a case of the Mondays!

*injects antidepressants*

Wait wait wait....you've got drugs to hand out?? You've been holding out on us?! Hit me up with a morphine PCA and a handful of percocets, STAT!

How about the Honorary Computer Generated Spam Machine award?

The Turing Testee Award?

Ah, I'll take it.

Maybe you missed the melodious tone in my post.

It would be much better if you could detect deadpan over the internet.

Oh.

*hits with frying pan, kills*

Is that what you mean by "Deadpan"?

THE AYN RAND AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING DEFENCE OF CLASSICAL LIBERALISM AND THE CAPITALIST IDEAL
is hereby presented to Vittos Ordination for his work in the NS Classic Liberal Party
http://www.andrewrogers.net/images/ancap-an.gif

There you go. :)

Fuck you Fiddlebottoms, that horseshit porridge tastes fantastic.

Fuck you Fiddlebottoms, that horseshit porridge tastes fantastic.

Try it with some bacon.

Grand Prix- Cat Tribes i know but he shoulda been on there
Silver Medal-GraveNidle
Bronze Medal-Sumamba Buhan-this is the wrong category for him
Golden Trophy- Sinuhue
Silver Trophy-LG
Bronze Trophy-Pantsless Hero
Award for Humor- LG
Award for Sarcasm-Fass
Award for Insanity- Fiddlebottoms
Most Effective Moderation-Euroslavia
Lifetime Achievement Award-Legless Pirates
Zooke Memorial Award-Pure Metal
Ego-Vitto

The Bowling Pin Award for the Easiest Set-up and Knock-down. :)

Hey, with sets like that, even I can spike the ball all night. :p

At least you get nominated for something. I've been here for three years, and few people know my name.

C'mon dude. Snap out of it.

Hey, don't talk to me like that, I'm a very important man! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Winners of past awards:

First Posters Awards
Grand Prix
Neo-Anarchists
Golden Poster
Eutrusca
Silver Poster
Legless Pirates
Bronze Poster
Potaria
Keruvalia
Lifetime Achievement Award
FairyTInkArisen
Cannot think of a name
Best New Poster
Oksana
Award for Outstanding Wit
Myrth
Potaria
Legless Pirates
Award for Oustanding Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
Most Egotistical
Jordaxia
Thread Killer
Myrth
Best spin Doctoring
Skapedroe

Second Posters Awards
Grand Prix
Lunatic Goofballs
Golden
Sinuhue
Silver Poster
Drunk Commies
Bronze Poster
Czardas
Award for Outstanding Wit.
Cogitation
Award for Outstanding Sarcasm.
Czardas
Award for Oustanding Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
Best New Poster(s)
Czardas
Achtung45
Medal for Uncommon Insanity.
Colodia
Medal for Outstanding Moderation
Frisbeetaria
Lifetime Achievement Award.
Stephistan
The Jesussaves Award for Best Puppet
Saint Omen

Third Posters Awards
The Grand Prix for General Debating
Bottle
The Silver Medal for General Debating
Kanabia
DeluzeThe Bronze Medal for General Debating
Potaria
The Golden Trophy
The Nazz
The Silver Trophy
CanuckHeaven
Pure Metal
Neo Kervoskia
The Bronze Trophy
Neo K
The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
Czardas
The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Kanabia
The Award for Best New Poster
NERVUN
Most Effective Moderation
Euroslavia
Lifetime Achievement Award
SalusaSecondus

Hey, don't talk to me like that, I'm a very important man! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Isn't that what Al Bundy drove?

Fuck you Fiddlebottoms, that horseshit porridge tastes fantastic.


LOL- i dunno why but this sentence is funny as hell and im putting in my sig

Winners of past awards:

snip


hey i won something once. best noob or something. oh who cares.

Winners of past awards:

First Posters Awards
Grand Prix
Neo-Anarchists
Golden Poster
Eutrusca
Silver Poster
Legless Pirates
Bronze Poster
Potaria
Keruvalia
Lifetime Achievement Award
FairyTInkArisen
Cannot think of a name
Best New Poster
Oksana
Award for Outstanding Wit
Myrth
Potaria
Legless Pirates
Award for Oustanding Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
Most Egotistical
Jordaxia
Thread Killer
Myrth
Best spin Doctoring
Skapedroe

Second Posters Awards
Grand Prix
Lunatic Goofballs
Golden
Sinuhue
Silver Poster
Drunk Commies
Bronze Poster
Czardas
Award for Outstanding Wit.
Cogitation
Award for Outstanding Sarcasm.
Czardas
Award for Oustanding Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
Best New Poster(s)
Czardas
Achtung45
Medal for Uncommon Insanity.
Colodia
Medal for Outstanding Moderation
Frisbeetaria
Lifetime Achievement Award.
Stephistan
The Jesussaves Award for Best Puppet
Saint Omen

Third Posters Awards
The Grand Prix for General Debating
Bottle
The Silver Medal for General Debating
Kanabia
DeluzeThe Bronze Medal for General Debating
Potaria
The Golden Trophy
The Nazz
The Silver Trophy
CanuckHeaven
Pure Metal
Neo Kervoskia
The Bronze Trophy
Neo K
The Lunatic Goofballs Award for Humor
Lunatic Goofballs
The Award for Outstanding Sarcasm
Czardas
The Award for Uncommon Insanity
Kanabia
The Award for Best New Poster
NERVUN
Most Effective Moderation
Euroslavia
Lifetime Achievement Award
SalusaSecondus

I've been chasing that Uncommon Insanity award, but it keeps slipping through my fingers! Damn mud! :mad:

LOL- i dunno why but this sentence is funny as hell and im putting in my sig

That was eight words that have never been placed consecutively in a sentence before tonight.

That is why I deserve awards, I am making history here tonight.

That was eight words that have never been placed consecutively in a sentence before tonight.

That is why I deserve awards, I am making history here tonight.

History as in the past as in space?

http://e-biscuit.com/images/uploads/speckBig.jpg

What the hell is that?

Isn't that what Al Bundy drove?

Its a Will Ferrell SNL skit.

I don't know if the link works, but you can try:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/31921/detail

What the hell is that?

Bacon...duh.

http://malestars.codserver.com/cnt/kevin_bacon/photos/5.jpg

What the hell is that?
I believe it is the bacon to go with VO's horse shit porridge.

I believe it is the bacon to go with VO's horse shit porridge.

Indeed it is. Bacon+horseshit=Mmmmmmm...

History as in the past as in space?

http://e-biscuit.com/images/uploads/speckBig.jpg

How about some bacon bits, so that I can mix them in for texture.

h N! H N! H N!

I would like to thank Neo K for my prestigious award.

Now I am going to go sleep my way into a hangover, goodnight.

How about some bacon bits, so that I can mix them in for texture.

I'll shove some bacon bits into your vagina...

I've been chasing that Uncommon Insanity award, but it keeps slipping through my fingers! Damn mud! :mad:

No! It's mine! I'm the reigning champion! Bad Goofball! *hits with trophy* Bad! Now go over there and sit on the jewel-encrusted golden heated-seat toilet of shame. Go! And i'll return to my bare-corner of glory.

I'll shove some bacon bits into your vagina...

They don't like that. Try a popsicle. :)

I'll shove some bacon bits into your vagina...


you guys are so ruining my love for salad........

They don't like that. Try a popsicle. :)

I knew a girl in college who liked zucchini. She had a bad breakup with a fraternity brother of mine. He told everyone. She was quite distraught.

LG, you are the reigning champion in the Outstanding Humor Award.

VO, your vagina is covered in bacon...ew...

TSI, porn

HN, insanity

Kanabia, splotch

I knew a girl in college who liked zucchini. She had a bad breakup with a fraternity brother of mine. He told everyone. She was quite distraught.
That's a really big vagina, considering you could fit an average size zucchini into it.

h N! H N! H N!
*Assumes/pretends that he is being rooted for*
I love you all!
Well, maybe not you in the back. And not you either, you look kind of fat.
And, I think the guy over there has AIDS, so I'm not hitting that.
That you cut me off in traffic last week, and I know that you stole my Mr T paper weight.
Oh, and anyone who bought B&W 2, I'm sorry, but someone who encourages a third part in that terrible game is on my shit list.
But, everyone else, you're kind of cool!
*Waves, accidentally flashing a nipple to the crowd before drunkenly staggering away*

I knew a girl in college who liked zucchini. She had a bad breakup with a fraternity brother of mine. He told everyone. She was quite distraught.

Raw or cooked? Boiled or fried?

That's a really big vagina, considering you could fit an average size zucchini into it.

I thought it had to be a bad joke myself. Then one night I asked her about it at a party- she burst into tears and I spent the next hour trying to convince her nobody would believe it. But of course, that only made it worse, because I said that it isn't humanly possible, etc.- turns out it is, and she was not too happy with me insinuating that sleeping with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I thought it had to be a bad joke myself. Then one night I asked her about it at a party- she burst into tears and I spent the next hour trying to convince her nobody would believe it. But of course, that only made it worse, because I said that it isn't humanly possible, etc.- turns out it is, and she was not too happy with me insinuating that sleeping with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Hmmm...a vagina as large as a hallway. You might get lost.

I thought it had to be a bad joke myself. Then one night I asked her about it at a party- she burst into tears and I spent the next hour trying to convince her nobody would believe it. But of course, that only made it worse, because I said that it isn't humanly possible, etc.- turns out it is, and she was not too happy with me insinuating that sleeping with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I've always used the "swirling a stick in a garbage can" metaphor, but that hot dog one is pretty good.

Edit: Heck, you could drive in and stay overnight.

I'm so very, very sorry. Really.

I've always used the "swirling a stick in a garbage can" metaphor, but that hot dog one is pretty good.

Who are you again? :p

Who are you again? :p

Why am I reminded of Prince John's quote in The Lion in Winter: "If I were to suddenly burst into flames, no one would so much as piss on me to put me out."

And no, that is not an invitation.

Hmmm...a vagina as large as a hallway. You might get lost.

More like spelunking.

Pack a lunch. Wear sturdy boots. Bring two flashlights in case one breaks. Explore. :)

Why am I reminded of Prince John's quote in The Lion in Winter: "If I were to suddenly burst into flames, no one would so much as piss on me to put me out."

And no, that is not an invitation.

I would piss on you. If it'll make you feel better, you don't have to be on fire. :)

I don't fit into any of those catagories. Can I get a new award made up just for me? Like the most irrelevant poster award or the poster most likely to end up in federal prison award?

More like spelunking.

Pack a lunch. Wear sturdy boots. Bring two flashlights in case one breaks. Explore. :)
What about a hard-hat?

What about a hard-hat?
Too many colors to choose from.

What about a hard-hat?

If your head isn't hard enough, you have no business in that cave. *nod*

If your head isn't hard enough, you have no business in that cave. *nod*
I was thinking more of falling objects.

I LOVE exploring caves! Utah has some great lava caves. I was stuck up on a shelf down at the bottom of one cave once and it was scary fun!

I was thinking more of falling objects.

That happens 9 months later.

NOMINEES



The Award for Best New Poster
Kossackja
Man in Black
M3rcenaries
Stone Bridges
Umbrella Corp Inc


Just notices he was nominated
dies
My life goal has been fulfilled.. Well my life goal ever since I saw this thread:p

That happens 9 months later.

Hmmm...If the Vagina is 3x3, than how big will the baby be?

:eek:

oh lol I see where this was going

yeah those are the best caves to explore

I LOVE exploring caves! Utah has some great lava caves. I was stuck up on a shelf down at the bottom of one cave once and it was scary fun!

Caves usually have two of my favorite things in them; mud and hiding places. :)

Caves usually have two of my favorite things in them; mud and hiding places. :)

And diseases.

Hmmm...If the Vagina is 3x3, than how big will the baby be?

:eek:

Well, the uterus i the same size, so the baby will be the normal baby size. But the doctor will need a catcher's mitt. *nod*

I LOVE exploring caves! Utah has some great lava caves.

I don't get it. Does that mean there are a lot of redheads in Utah?

Caves usually have two of my favorite things in them; mud and hiding places. :)

they are a blast to camp out in as well!

Do you have many deep unsupervised caves where you live?

And diseases.
and prehistoric creatures that mysteriously survived earthquakes and cold snaps.

I don't get it. Does that mean there are a lot of redheads in Utah?


I didn't realize y'all were talkign about THOSE kinds of caves at first

Well, the uterus i the same size, so the baby will be the normal baby size. But the doctor will need a catcher's mitt. *nod*

How can you assume that the massivity of the vagina does not carry over to the rest of the reproductive track?

how the heck did this turn into a vagina thread?


*takes her vagina to another thread*


that has to be the least sexy word ever....ugh

how the heck did this turn into a vagina thread?


*takes her vagina to another thread*


that has to be the least sexy word ever....ugh

You can leave, but your vagina stays!

they are a blast to camp out in as well!

Do you have many deep unsupervised caves where you live?


*wonders if we're talking about real caves or vaginas*

Um...

Not as many as I'd like. Moodus CT. has some of the deepest. I explored one once. :)

*satisfies both topics*

*wonders if we're talking about real caves or vaginas*

Um...

Not as many as I'd like. Moodus CT. has some of the deepest. I explored one once. :)

*satisfies both topics*

What type of equipment did you use in your exploration.

*pressures for answer*

You can leave, but your vagina stays!


no, shes's coming too.

umm. that sounded .....bad.

How can you assume that the massivity of the vagina does not carry over to the rest of the reproductive track?

Because only three men in history have ever been that long and two of them made pornos.

no, shes's coming too.

umm. that sounded .....bad.
No she isn't!

*grabs vagina*

Because only three men in history have ever been that long and two of them made pornos.
And the third?

(and it had better be me)

No she isn't!

*grabs vagina*


*smacks the living dog shit out of south island*

sorry love.....but you cant go 'round grabbing vaginas and whatnot.

peech get your vaginer back in here!

*wonders if we're talking about real caves or vaginas*

Um...

Not as many as I'd like. Moodus CT. has some of the deepest. I explored one once. :)

*satisfies both topics*


I was talking about actual caves. once after coming back from a rainbow gathering at the Tom sawyer National Forest in Missouri I stopped somewhere and went on a cave tour that was pretty kuhl, but it sucked that there were walkways and handrails and they wouldnt allow you to go off on your own :(

*smacks the living dog shit out of south island*

sorry love.....but you cant go 'round grabbing vaginas and whatnot.
Ohh, your slippage is turning me on...

*gropes*

And the third?

(and it had better be me)

Rasputin?

I was talking about actual caves. once after coming back from a rainbow gathering at the Tom sawyer National Forest in Missouri I stopped somewhere and went on a cave tour that was pretty kuhl, but it sucked that there were walkways and handrails and they wouldnt allow you to go off on your own :(
Exploring away from the group often leads to lawsuits and doctors bills :p

Hmm... It seems that I can't quite get my profile low enough to stay out of these things. Oh well. :p

And the third?

(and it had better be me)

Well, it certainly isn't me. :(

Rasputin?
I'm not Rasputin.

*smacks the living dog shit out of south island*

sorry love.....but you cant go 'round grabbing vaginas and whatnot.

*Laughs hysterically at South Islands*

*takes Peechlands vagina while she is busy scolding SI*

*runs*

This thread has me scarred for life.

Thanks alot.

Cunts.

This thread has me scarred for life.

Thanks alot.

Cunts.

*hands you a cookie*

Don't ask where it's been. Seriously.

*Laughs hysterically at South Islands*

*takes Peechlands vagina while she is busy scolding SI*

*runs*

See, this is why my genitals are superglued on. *nod*

Exploring away from the group often leads to lawsuits and doctors bills


Damn them! I wouldn't sue even if I did hurt myself. I'd sign a waver dammit!


I'm not Rasputin.


That's a relief.

See, this is why my genitals are superglued on. *nod*

Nothing a nice woodsaw can't get through.

*Laughs hysterically at South Islands*

*takes Peechlands vagina while she is busy scolding SI*

*runs*


*throws boomerang at ACNATaken and retrieves Sally*

yes im calling it Sally cause i cant handle saying vagina anymore.

Well, it certainly isn't me. :(

Then, by process of deduction, it must be me.

Nothing a nice woodsaw can't get through.

If I had a dime for every time someone threatened to cut them off...

*hands you a cookie*

Don't ask where it's been. Seriously.
Ah, cheers very much.




Tastes a bit.....off.

If I had a dime for every time someone threatened to cut them off...

Surely more people have threatened to liquify them with a baseball bat?

Can you give me a link to the 3rd one,I never looked at the end results as my computer was tard back then.

*throws boomerang at ACNATaken and retrieves Sally*

yes im calling it Sally cause i cant handle saying vagina anymore.

*grapples vagina*

Ha! Now I have the vagina!

*hides vagina in rock*

Ah, cheers very much.




Tastes a bit.....off.

I wouldn't know. Even I, the great Pot, master of the Cosmos (in your face, Czardas!), don't know where the hell it's been.

"Off"... "Offal"...

...Oh dear.

Damn them! I wouldn't sue even if I did hurt myself. I'd sign a waver dammit!






Ahh.. I forgot about thy divine waver. I have to sign one of those buggers to even play paintball...

Surely more people have threatened to liquify them with a baseball bat?

Well, of course. More sporting. Less blood. *nod*

I wouldn't know. Even I, the great Pot, master of the Cosmos (in your face, Czardas!), don't know where the hell it's been.

"Off"... "Offal"...

...Oh dear.

A cookie is a cookie is a cookie. No matter where it's been. Even in cowboy feces.

*grapples vagina*

Ha! Now I have the vagina!

*hides vagina in rock*

*smokes rock to uncover vagina*

HA! Now it is... hey... I feel kinda... maybe I should run for mayor of DC...

A cookie is a cookie is a cookie. No matter where it's been. Even in cowboy feces.

*gunshot*

Ahh.. I forgot about thy divine waver. I have to sign one of those buggers to even play paintball...


I've always wanted to play paintball! Especially against Rasputin and peechlands vaginer.

i nominate south islands for "poster who uses the word vagina the most"



*locks vagina in the trunk of LG's car*

i'll get it back before i leave.

*smokes rock to uncover vagina*

HA! Now it is... hey... I feel kinda... maybe I should run for mayor of DC...

"How are we supposed to tell our kids not to do drugs, when the mayor's on crack? 'Don't do drugs, you won't amount to anything!' 'I can be mayor!' " -Chris Rock.

I've always wanted to play paintball! Especially against Rasputin and peechlands vaginer.


would be a hell of a game no?

i nominate south islands for "poster who uses the word vagina the most"



*locks vagina in the trunk of LG's car*

i'll get it back before i leave.

*breaks into LG's car*

*steals VAGINA*

*pawns*

i nominate south islands for "poster who uses the word vagina the most"



*locks vagina in the trunk of LG's car*

i'll get it back before i leave.

If I had a dime for every vagina hidden in the trunk of my car...

I've always wanted to play paintball! Especially against Rasputin and peechlands vaginer.
It is fun, and usually you will get people to give you helpful pointers. Except dont count on teh rich 16 yr olds with the 2000$ guns, they think they are soooo good.

*breaks into LG's car*

*steals VAGINA*

*pawns*
Quick TSI, I will cover for you, get out of here!

i nominate south islands for "poster who uses the word vagina the most"



*locks vagina in the trunk of LG's car*

i'll get it back before i leave.

Unlocks the trunk of LG's car, and takes the vagina.


Wait a minute, pickup trucks don't have trunks. :eek:

Weren't there different awards last time?

It is fun, and usually you will get people to give you helpful pointers. Except dont count on teh rich 16 yr olds with the 2000$ guns, they think they are soooo good.

I bet they can't even hit Peech's vagina. :p

Quick TSI, I will cover for you, get out of here!
*steals vagina back*

*runs*

*flees to mexico*

*drinks pina colata from vagina*

Mmmmmm...Clitoris.

would be a hell of a game no?


I would surely lose but the memories would last a lifetime

I would surely lose but the memories would last a lifetime
Could a vagina handle a baseball bat? That's my only question.

It is fun, and usually you will get people to give you helpful pointers. Except dont count on teh rich 16 yr olds with the 2000$ guns, they think they are soooo good.

I can't get anybody I know to go with me and I don't wanna go alone. :(

I bet they can't even hit Peech's vagina. :p

they sure as hell couldnt...

*bobs and weaves*


i float like a butterfly and sting like a bee

I can't get anybody I know to go with me and I don't wanna go alone. :(
I'll go. And then we can have relations with Peech's vagina.

I can't get anybody I know to go with me and I don't wanna go alone. :(

It's better when you can go with at least one person you know. I've played on/off (mostly off) since 98, and it's always best enjoyed with friends.

i float like a butterfly and sting like a bee

If is stings you should go to the health department....they have antibiotics for that.

Could a vagina handle a baseball bat? That's my only question.


You obviously haven't tried googling it then (the pictures that is) - the truth is out there

I'll go. And then we can have relations with Peech's vagina.


lol....stop it....i just spit dr pepper on the computer screen.

If is stings you should go to the health department....they have antibiotics for that.


yay for you not getting the reference!

lol....stop it....i just spit dr pepper on the computer screen.
You know, you're the 7th person I've caused to lose their soda on their computer monitor.

I'll go. And then we can have relations with Peech's vagina.


Lets go! and then we'll be all like c'mere vagina (y):gundge:

lol....stop it....i just spit dr pepper on the computer screen.

Whoa! That's one hell of a vagina! :eek:

It's better when you can go with at least one person you know. I've played on/off (mostly off) since 98, and it's always best enjoyed with friends.


Once I get some friends I will see what I can do.

You obviously haven't tried googling it then (the pictures that is) - the truth is out there

.00043% of me want's to see a vagina handle a baseball bat. And not in the sexual way.

Whoa! That's one hell of a vagina! :eek:

LOL!

You know, you're the 7th person I've caused to lose their soda on their computer monitor.

I own stock in Toshiba. :cool:

yay for you not getting the reference!

I know who Ali is, thank you, but you should definately get that stinging checked out. Especially after what I hear SI has been doing. :p

Lets go! and then we'll be all like c'mere vagina (y):gundge:

And then we can have a threesome between you, me, and peech's vagina. And it will be good.

I see this is a walking spam thread.
*SPAMS*
http://70.85.81.229/3630/189/emo/run.gif

I see this is a walking spam thread.
*SPAMS*
javascript:emoticon(':run:')

*points and laughs*

*points and laughs*

*throws clone of peech's vagina at pots*

And then we can have a threesome between you, me, and peech's vagina. And it will be good.


Not if it's goign to spit Dr Pepper all over us

*points and laughs*
Nice way to fuck up a quote.

y'all are way beyond twisted.

*looks for something to replace her lost/stolen/pawned vagina with*

i guess this bag of gummy bears will have to do...

I see this is a walking spam thread.
*SPAMS*
http://70.85.81.229/3630/189/emo/run.gif

It started quite innocently. Just a bit about sand in a vagina. and some horseshit. It escalated from there. :p

Once I get some friends I will see what I can do.
Yah definitley recomend it with friends. And I usually dont bring girlfriends paintballing with me. The whine if I dont sacrifice myself for them, which I often explain doesnt work since they most likely will shoot her after the half a second it takes to shoot me.

Not if it's goign to spit Dr Pepper all over us

It'll add a little flavour.

y'all are way beyond twisted.

*looks for something to replace her lost/stolen/pawned vagina with*

i guess this bag of gummy bears will have to do...

I suddenly have a sweet tooth

y'all are way beyond twisted.

*looks for something to replace her lost/stolen/pawned vagina with*

i guess this bag of gummy bears will have to do...

It's not our fault... LG has twisted our fragile little minds!

It'll add a little flavour.
What if its that cherry vanilla dr pepper. Got a whole case load in fridge.

I believe this may be the most perverted thread ever to grace the pages of General.

Be proud.

It started quite innocently. Just a bit about sand in a vagina. and some horseshit. It escalated from there. :p
I dont think Neo K should be allowed to make Threads, everyone rapes them.

What if its that cherry vanilla dr pepper. Got a whole case load in fridge.
Well, if we fill up the uterus, put some ice in, and get some vodka, your vagina can be like a minifridge.

It'll add a little flavour.

well I like the spitting vaginers but I'd hope for tequila

I dont think Neo K should be allowed to make Threads, everyone rapes them.
It's all VO's fault.

Well, if we fill up the uterus, put some ice in, and get some vodka, your vagina can be like a minifridge.

now we're talking - perhaps we could install a blender as well.

It's not our fault... LG has twisted our fragile little minds!

I told you all since Day 1 that I planned to do exactly that.

You all went into this eyes wide open.

I gave you fair warning. :)

*passes out brand new $2000 paint ball guns and all the getup that goes with it*

now can i have my vagina back so i can go to bed? sheesh....

which came first - the lunatic or lunacy?

Is it the kind of mini-fridge where you have to insert money first, or is it on the house?

now we're talking - perhaps we could install a blender as well.
But where would the electricity come from. This vagina is the basic model. No power strips.

now can i have my vagina back so i can go to bed? sheesh....

Only if I can come too...

Only if I can come too...

Well, your vagina is currently being converted into a minifridge, soooooo...

goodnight fellas:) .......please get back on topic now.


*runs away screaming*

*passes out brand new $2000 paint ball guns and all the getup that goes with it*

now can i have my vagina back so i can go to bed? sheesh....

don't do it, if she can afford those guns we can prolly get a lot mroe out of her - plus I never got my turn cuz you guys wont keep your filthy hands off of it

goodnight fellas:) .......please get back on topic now.


*runs away screaming*


...And I have her vagina/minifridge.

I win!

goodnight fellas:) .......please get back on topic now.


*runs away screaming*


g'nite dahlin'

don't do it, if she can afford those guns we can prolly get a lot mroe out of her - plus I never got my turn cuz you guys wont keep your filthy hands off of it


:eek: no more gummy bears for you!

...And I have her vagina/minifridge.

I win!
What will the Ebay price for that thing be...

My god ... has it been a year already?

goodnight fellas:) .......please get back on topic now.


*runs away screaming*

Poor girl.

It's not every day that people steal your vagina and store their perishables in it.

But apparently, this was the day. :D

But where would the electricity come from. This vagina is the basic model. No power strips.


gas generator! it's totally worth it for blended drinks

Yes run along little Potaria run along.

What will the Ebay price for that thing be...

Is there a market for Vagina minifridges?

My god ... has it been a year already?

Kinda. :)

Poor girl.
It's not every day that people steal your vagina and store their perishables in it.
But apparently, this was the day.

Now THAT's sig worthy.

:eek: no more gummy bears for you!


well there was only one left, i ate the rest but didn't want to be a greedy pig and eat them all.

gas generator! it's totally worth it for blended drinks

Sweet. I'll get the drinks, you get the gas generator for the vagina.

Kinda. :)

Well as long as it's at least "kinda". I think I'll forgo my ballot this time around. Seems everyone I would nominate, has been, so there it is. :D My work here is done!

It's all VO's fault.
I haven't seen her in ages.

Is there a market for Vagina minifridges?
There damn well better be...

Sweet. I'll get the drinks, you get the gas generator for the vagina.

Gas? Can't you make it solar powered or electric or something? We don't want those stinky emissions coming out of it.

There damn well better be...
I mean, gee, who wouldn't want a vagina minifridge. I be Keru would want one. ;)

Gas? Can't you make it solar powered or electric or something? We don't want those stinky emissions coming out of it.

Where the hell are you going to attach solar panels to a vagina!