NationStates Jolt Archive

IIRC, your reputation was a little...similar before. I've simply modificated it :D

ROFL
yeah.. i remember some modifications regarding certain poles... and secret sauce...

well i like to share the bounty.. with willing worshippers...

*ponders*
let's see.. LP.. Tribes... i know them well.. the rest.. hmm

You want to get to know me a little better, sexy beast?

We're all in the Harem.

Does this mean we can all have sex with eachother constantly?
That's going to be awfully difficult.

I hereby proclaim that this family (The House of Absurdity, which means the crazy clan) is the NEW royal family of General. We're like the House of Saud! :)

That's going to be awfully difficult.

I hereby proclaim that this family (The House of Absurdity, which means the crazy clan) is the NEW royal family of General. We're like the House of Saud! :)Sweet! Let's sig it!

I declare myself to be the Royal Sex Prince!

Sweet! Let's sig it!

I declare myself to be the Royal Sex Prince!
Yes, let's sig it.

I am Crown Prince Jimdullah!

I'm already a member of the Reject Royalty, although I think my membership has lapsed...

You want to get to know me a little better, sexy beast?

*throaty laugh*
sexy.. naughty... i'm all for getting to know people better.. :)

but i must be off to answer prayers. ;)

I'm already a member of the Reject Royalty, although I think my membership has lapsed...

Too late. You are now a member of the royal family.

*throaty laugh*
sexy.. naughty... i'm all for getting to know people better.. :)

but i must be off to answer prayers. ;)

Sweet. We could have Hercules together.

That's going to be awfully difficult.

I hereby proclaim that this family (The House of Absurdity, which means the crazy clan) is the NEW royal family of General. We're like the House of Saud! :)
I'll join as the High King above all Kings, etc.

Have you noticed that almost all of the members are Athrians? Me, TSI, Neo K, Tribes... we should make it a requirement that all members of the new General royal family should move to Athar! It'll really step up membership! :D

Damn, well...er...want to get drunk and burn stuff?
No... what were you thinking?

I'll join as the High King above all Kings, etc.

Have you noticed that almost all of the members are Athrians? Me, TSI, Neo K, Tribes... we should make it a requirement that all members of the new General royal family should move to Athar! It'll really step up membership! :D
Okay so...

High King of Kings Czardas
Royal Sex Prince TSI
Crown Prince Neo Kervoskia (Jimdullah)

Tribes, what's your title? You can be a member of two royal families. Wait, we deposed TInk as queen! :eek:

Alright, I only have three (including my dildo) in my harem. That simply will not suffice. Tribes, I propose a merger of harems. Will you marry me?

Alright, I only have three (including my dildo) in my harem. That simply will not suffice. Tribes, I propose a merger of harems. Will you marry me?
I'm not enough for you?! :(

*weeps uncontrollably*

Alright, I only have three (including my dildo) in my harem. That simply will not suffice. Tribes, I propose a merger of harems. Will you marry me?
I and every one of my members shall marry you, GNM.

*marries*

Alright, I only have three (including my dildo) in my harem. That simply will not suffice. Tribes, I propose a merger of harems. Will you marry me?
You are now part of the General Royal Family! Well, only half way.

Okay so...

High King of Kings Czardas
Royal Sex Prince TSI
Crown Prince Neo Kervoskia (Jimdullah)

Tribes, what's your title? You can be a member of two royal families. Wait, we deposed TInk as queen! :eek:
I'll just have 'Owner' as my title. It was originally my harem, after all....

¬_¬

I'm not enough for you?! :(

*weeps uncontrollably*

Sorry, but this is a matter of advancement. We must expand our empire.

I and every one of my members shall marry you, GNM.

*marries*

Thank you. Since this is a merger, I request a lofty title, but in no way expect to remove those of your first and second spouses. Or third.

Thank you. Since this is a merger, I request a lofty title, but in no way expect to remove those of your first and second spouses.
I'm a communist lover. You're all equal comrade spoused in my little red book.

I'll just have 'Owner' as my title. It was originally my harem, after all....

¬_¬
Okay, master, would you like some pot in a salmon?

Cabra West, will you marry me?

Okay, master, would you like some pot in a salmon?

Perhaps with a side of maize?

Okay, master, would you like some pot in a salmon?
Hashish. If this is to be a true Harem, we need it to be Hasish!

Salmon is fine..just, no Canadian Salmon. Scottish, ta. AAand not intenive farmed salmon. Caught by your bare hands.

To Scotland with ye!

I'm a communist lover. You're all equal comrade spoused in my little red book.

Alright. Fine, but can I still have a lofty title? That's all I want really. That and lots of harem orgies.

Sorry, but this is a matter of advancement. We must expand our empire.
I looooove empires!!! :D

I looooove empires!!! :D
Marry me and you'll get a title.

Alright. Fine, but can I still have a lofty title? That's all I want really. That and lots of harem orgies.
Good lord, this is almost a clone of the Royalties of Old...

I'll tell you what. We set up a new thread - The Harem. Everyone can join. You choose your own name and title, although it has to be approved. We have lots of hot, sweaty sex. There is no storyline, just lots of fun.

Capiche?

Marry me and you'll get a title.
*marries*

Marry me and you'll get a title.

We need a pecking order. I shall be 3rd, after King of all Kings Czardas and Crown Prince Neo-K.

We need a pecking order. I shall be 3rd, after King of all Kings Czardas and Crown Prince Neo-K.
Heh. This system technically makes me like the Smoking Man since I'm the owner - always in the wings, controlling the puppets by their strings...dance, puppets, dance!

*evil grin*

Heh. This system technically makes me like the Smoking Man since I'm the owner - always in the wings, controlling the puppets by their strings...dance, puppets, dance!

*evil grin*

*dances*

*marries*
You are 3rd Wife/Slave. Since you've joined the Tribes' fabulous and mysterious harem, you are in the royal family. You are fourth in command so you get a title.

Heh. This system technically makes me like the Smoking Man since I'm the owner - always in the wings, controlling the puppets by their strings...dance, puppets, dance!

*evil grin*
Holy fuck, you're right! :eek:
So...you're god?

You are 3rd Wife/Slave. Since you've joined the Tribes' fabulous and mysterious harem, you are in the royal family. You are fourth in command so you get a title.
Cool. what is it?

Where does god fall in our pecking order?

You are 3rd Wife/Slave. Since you've joined the Tribes' fabulous and mysterious harem, you are in the royal family. You are fourth in command so you get a title.

Ok, techinically Plutonian was already married to me before I married into Tribes' Harem so he's already part of the group. This is getting all confuzzled. :confused:

You are 3rd Wife/Slave. Since you've joined the Tribes' fabulous and mysterious harem, you are in the royal family. You are fourth in command so you get a title.
I think my Official Title should be Tribes - proprietor of this seedy little den of vice.

And possibly master of the sands.....

Ok, techinically Plutonian was already married to me before I married into Tribes' Harem so he's already part of the group. This is getting all confuzzled. :confused:

No, you must visably marry tribes to be part of the Harem. It's in the Sexual Charter.

Where does god fall in our pecking order?
Czardas?

EDIT: To make this easier:

TO ANYONE WHO HASN'T YET MARRIED ME - AN OPEN MESSAGE:

*MARRIES*

Czardas?
...I thought you were god? :confused:

...I thought you were god? :confused:
Nah, just the owner. And master of the sands....

Ok, techinically Plutonian was already married to me before I married into Tribes' Harem so he's already part of the group. This is getting all confuzzled. :confused:
mwahahahahahaaa!!!! :fluffle: :D

...I thought you were god? :confused:
No.. I"M a god!!!

*waves his hand, and a volcano erupts nearby*

Ok, techinically Plutonian was already married to me before I married into Tribes' Harem so he's already part of the group. This is getting all confuzzled. :confused:
Yeah, but I want more wives. :D

Plutonian, your title is Middle Prince Mork.

Yeah, but I want more wives. :D

Plutonian, your title is Middle Prince Mork.
*marries first random (female) passerby*

*marries first random (female) passerby*
Bitching, maybe we can get Branin on board...

Bitching, maybe we can get Branin on board...
This pecking order is going to become intricate.

Also, your harem fucking rocks!

I no longer know who I am married to by association. All I know is I married these people/things in this order:

1. My dildo
2. Ifreann
3. Plutonian Empires
4. Tribes of Longton

Is there a record keeper around?

This pecking order is going to become intricate.

Also, your harem fucking rocks!
:D

We can decide on the intricacies later. For now, we need numbers...

I've made a partial list. Anyone know if one or more of the following are free:

Melkor Unchained
Sinuhue
TIN
Rotovia
Cluichstan
[NS]Simonist
Neo K
Czardas
Colodia
Eutrusca

I'll take all of them that consent... and probably all of those that don't. ;)

I no longer know who I am married to by association. All I know is I married these people/things in this order:

1. My dildo
2. Ifreann
3. Plutonian Empires
4. Tribes of Longton

Is there a record keeper around?
Remember who you are married to, if possible. We'll deal with specifics later.

I've made a partial list. Anyone know if one or more of the following are free:

Neo K

*married*
You are 4th Wife/Slave.

Is there a record keeper around?
I'll keep the records... *looks at Neo K, Tribes, TSI, SoWiBi* ...never mind.

Oh, and will you marry me? ;)

[Oh wait...we don't have to ask for consent. Sweet. :p]

Bitching, maybe we can get Branin on board...
Tribes, you're my breast friend..... Just titting....

:fluffle:

Remember who you are married to, if possible. We'll deal with specifics later.

Ok, I'm just wondering if say Person A marries Person B and Person C, then Person C marries Person D and Person E am I also married to Persons D and E or would I have to marry Persons D and E myself if I wanted to include them?

I'll keep the records... *looks at Neo K, Tribes, TSI, SoWiBi* ...never mind.

Oh, and will you marry me? ;)

[Oh wait...we don't have to ask for consent. Sweet. :p]

Did you just marry me? Or someone else?

[NS]Simonist
TInk
Areou

Ok, I'm just wondering if say Person A marries Person B and Person C, then Person C marries Person D and Person E am I also married to Persons D and E or would I have to marry Persons D and E myself if I wanted to include them?
The people who you ask directly are primary wives/husbands, and their spouses are your secondary wives/husbands.

No shock that I haven't been mentioned...

No shock that I haven't been mentioned...
Seconded. :p

No shock that I haven't been mentioned...
http://www.bemine.com/categories/marryme/marry5.gif

http://www.bemine.com/categories/marryme/marry5.gif
No, piss off, plan on being a bitter old spinster :p

No, piss off, plan on being a bitter old spinster :p
Fine, no royal title for you then. :p

Seconded. :p
:D

Fine, no royal title for you then. :p
Doesn't matter I already have quite a few Kings of England in my ancestry, I'm sure I can wrangle a title somehow :p

Countess Belfast sounds somehow appealing ;)

Did you just marry me? Or someone else?
I think this is the first time I'm marrying you... not too sure though.

Fine, no royal title for you then. :p
lol at people with no royal title

No, piss off, plan on being a bitter old spinster :p
That would be fun. Maybe I shouldn't have married all those people.... Nah, I prefer having a royal title.

Can I be the Minister of Shiny Purple Objects, Silly Walks, and Mexican Jumping Beans?

I think this is the first time I'm marrying you... not too sure though.

Oh, ok. Yeah I think it would be the first also. It's getting a little difficult to tell. I hope we're all using protection otherwise inbreeding would be a high possibility in our offsrping.

Oh, ok. Yeah I think it would be the first also. It's getting a little difficult to tell. I hope we're all using protection otherwise inbreeding would be a high possibility in our offsrping.

Ptah!

Neo-K and I don't use protection.

Can I be the Minister of Shiny Purple Objects, Silly Walks, and Mexican Jumping Beans?
Have you been a minister of that before? I recognise that random list of items...

Also, UPDATE:

TO ANYONE WISHING TO BE IN OUR LOVELY LITTLE DEN OF VICE:

*MARRIES*

That would be fun. Maybe I shouldn't have married all those people.... Nah, I prefer having a royal title.

Can I be the Minister of Shiny Purple Objects, Silly Walks, and Mexican Jumping Beans?
You're the minister of Shiny Purple Objects.

Have you been a minister of that before? I recognise that random list of items...

Also, UPDATE:

TO ANYONE WISHING TO BE IN OUR LOVELY LITTLE DEN OF VICE:

*MARRIES*

Remember the Originalites!

Ptah!

Neo-K and I don't use protection.
*from the shadows*

Club rules state that contraception must be used at all times. Members may also be subject to disease testing/pregnancy testing on a random basis.

*withdraws to shadows*

Oh, ok. Yeah I think it would be the first also. It's getting a little difficult to tell. I hope we're all using protection otherwise inbreeding would be a high possibility in our offsrping.
Just a minute...


*checks*


...yeah, I'm fairly sure I'm using protection... wait a minute.

Which one of us was supposed to take the pill again? And where are we supposed to put those long latex things? ;) (read: I have little or no experience in this field...)

Remember the Originalites!
Myself
Neo-K
TSI
(possibly) Czar
Anyone else classed as an originalite?

*from the shadows*

Club rules state that contraception must be used at all times. Members may also be subject to disease testing/pregnancy testing on a random basis.

*withdraws to shadows*

Damnit!

*aborts Neo-K's alien offspring with clotheshanger*

Have you been a minister of that before? I recognise that random list of items...
Wasn't it from the censored?

Myself
Neo-K
TSI
(possibly) Czar
Anyone else classed as an originalite?
Czardas is sooo an originalite.

Anyway, that just about covers it.

You're the minister of Shiny Purple Objects.
Aww, I wanted the full title.

Oh well. Will sig. ^_^

Just a minute...


*checks*


...yeah, I'm fairly sure I'm using protection... wait a minute.

Which one of us was supposed to take the pill again? And where are we supposed to put those long latex things? ;) (read: I have little or no experience in this field...)

On your ears.

Wasn't it from the censored?
Damn you, were you in the Reject Royalty? SPEAK!

Since no one else will give me a title may I have the title of: Pirate Queen of Booty Raiding?

lol, you said booty

On your ears.
Ok, thanks.... :p

Damn you, were you in the Reject Royalty? SPEAK!
*soft, taunting voice*

Was I? Was I? Really, Tribes! Think about it for a moment! :p

Since no one else will give me a title may I have the title of: Pirate Queen of Booty Raiding?
It depends on how you mean that. :D

*soft, taunting voice*

Was I? Was I? Really, Tribes! Think about it for a moment! :p
Ah, if only jolt would pull its electronic fingers out of its massive digital arsehole, maybe I could find the old royalties and check...:mad:

Damnit!

*aborts Neo-K's alien offspring with clotheshanger*
Damn, well we can always buy a dog.

It depends on how you mean that. :D

Simple, really. If it can be classified as booty, it will be raided.

Ah, if only jolt would pull its electronic fingers out of its massive digital arsehole, maybe I could find the old royalties and check...:mad:
Bwahahaha! Just for a minute I almost love Jolt here. Almoooost.... damn, no, it's gone again. :(

:p

I wanna marry my shoe, cause it's all comfy and I wouldn't trade it in for any other shoe unless it broke apart.

An, I wanna marry my house, cause it's big an' I like it.

Annn' I wanna the pack of ichiban noodles in my cupboard cause they are so tasty.

Since no one else will give me a title may I have the title of: Pirate Queen of Booty Raiding?
Okay...you said booty.

I wanna marry my shoe, cause it's all comfy and I wouldn't trade it in for any other shoe unless it broke apart.

An, I wanna marry my house, cause it's big an' I like it.

Annn' I wanna the pack of ichiban noodles in my cupboard cause they are so tasty.
*marries*

Tribes - marrying total strangers since 2005

Bwahahaha! Just for a minute I almost love Jolt here. Almoooost.... damn, no, it's gone again.
The only person I can think of, off the top of my head, who would have needed a new nation and may have been in the Royalty was Choqulya.

Choq? :confused: Do you at least remember Choq?

Damn, well we can always buy a dog.

This will be so nice. I'll continue my career as a lawyer, you can raise the kids. We can get a house in the country. Our Grandkids can come visit us. You can work in the garden, I'll repaint the deck.

We can have a life together.

Simple, really. If it can be classified as booty, it will be raided.
Uh..... ok?

Well, it depends on the double meanings of "booty" and "raided" ... and you can't deny that they are there...

This will be so nice. I'll continue my career as a lawyer, you can raise the kids. We can get a house in the country. Our Grandkids can come visit us. You can work in the garden, I'll repaint the deck.

We can have a life together.
Until, one day, I arrive. Both of you have me as your sordid little secret from the past. I'll kick the dog, punch the baby, teach the kids to smoke and, most importantly:

DECREASE YOUR PROPERTY VALUE!

Until, one day, I arrive. Both of you have me as your sordid little secret from the past. I'll kick the dog, punch the baby, teach the kids to smoke and, most importantly:

DECREASE YOUR PROPERTY VALUE!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Not Sparky!

The only person I can think of, off the top of my head, who would have needed a new nation and may have been in the Royalty was Choqulya.

Choq? :confused: Do you at least remember Choq?
Choq? Not as well as I ought to, probably. ;)

Choq? Not as well as I ought to, probably. ;)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*splodes*

No, seriously, I'm not.... :rolleyes:

Aura of mystery consistently fails to dissipate...

Since the word "BOOTY" is causing so much controversy (dirty minds!) I wish to renegotiate for the title of: High Mistress. There, is that simple enough?

No, seriously, I'm not.... :rolleyes:

Aura of mystery consistently fails to dissipate...
I just searched the royalty threads. There.......was no sign of your former self.

*breaks down, weeping*

I just searched the royalty threads. There.......was no sign of your former self.

*breaks down, weeping*

*comforts tribes*

*comforts tribes*
I think that the Harem's only mission should be to find out who the fuck Banduria is/was. Beg, borrow, bribe, steal, whatever - just...find him. Or her. My God, I'm not even sure of your gender anymore!

*weeps uncotrollably*

Do you think I'm going to tell you? :)

And if I did ever mention it, am I lying?

I think that the Harem's only mission should be to find out who the fuck Banduria is/was. Beg, borrow, bribe, steal, whatever - just...find him. Or her. My God, I'm not even sure of your gender anymore!

*weeps uncotrollably*

*continues to comfort Tribes*

There, there tribes. Just let it all out. That's ok. Sex Prince TSI is here for you. Just let yourself go.

*continues to comfort Tribes*

There, there tribes. Just let it all out. That's ok. Sex Prince TSI is here for you. Just let yourself go.
Sorry to break the mood, I just lolled at that then.

God I need sleep...

*streaks* (I was bored)

*streaks* (I was bored)

Ahhhh! I'm blind!!!!

I think that the Harem's only mission should be to find out who the fuck Banduria is/was. Beg, borrow, bribe, steal, whatever - just...find him. Or her. My God, I'm not even sure of your gender anymore!

*weeps uncotrollably*
That sounds like a good mission.

More marriages!

*streaks* (I was bored)
*videos*

*watches video*

If you look closely at the film, I'm sure I can see the ghost of a man, streaking through this very thread...

*all shiver nervously*

EDIT: Anyway, there is a 35 year old drug dealer in my flat at the moment, so I'm just off to hide the TV and DVD player. Toodles!

*videos*

*watches video*

If you look closely at the film, I'm sure I can see the ghost of a man, streaking through this very thread...

*all shiver nervously*

EDIT: Anyway, there is a 35 year old drug dealer in my flat at the moment, so I'm just off to hide the TV and DVD player. Toodles!
*snickers*

*realizes the fun he could have with the ghost idea*

*snickers*

*videos*

*watches video*

If you look closely at the film, I'm sure I can see the ghost of a man, streaking through this very thread...

*all shiver nervously*

EDIT: Anyway, there is a 35 year old drug dealer in my flat at the moment, so I'm just off to hide the TV and DVD player. Toodles!

I know. Branin's manliness is outstanding. I wish Neo-K's manliness was that goddnesslike.

*glares at Neo-K*

I know. Branin's manliness is outstanding. I wish Neo-K's manliness was that goddnesslike.

*glares at Neo-K*

Ahh... marriage troubles already. Sigh.

*still blind and currently unable to glare at anyone*

I know. Branin's manliness is outstanding. I wish Neo-K's manliness was that goddnesslike.

*glares at Neo-K*
*slaughters an army of baby seals with his bare hands*
There. :)

*slaughters an army of baby seals with his bare hands*
There. :)
Thats better.

Ahh... marriage troubles already. Sigh.
Don't be silly, that kind of thing never happens in real life!
Yes it does!
No it doesn't!
Yes it does!
No it doesn't!
Yes it does! (...and so on)

Don't be silly, that kind of thing never happens in real life!
Yes it does!
No it doesn't!
Yes it does!
No it doesn't!
Yes it does! (...and so on)

I think Neo-K and I need counseling.

I think Neo-K and I need counseling.
*hands TSI a beer*
Let's talk about this. *slips drugs into beer*

*hands TSI a beer*
Let's talk about this. *slips drugs into beer*

And i sayz...hey, leggo of mhy driink, thaz mine!

*hands TSI a beer*
Let's talk about this. *slips drugs into beer*

I saw that! (Does this mean we can take advantage?)

I saw that! (Does this mean we can take advantage?)
Oh, yes, yes it does. :D

Oh, yes, yes it does. :D

Well, we never said we had to be faithfull.

*gets down with cher*

Well, we never said we had to be faithfull.

*gets down with cher*
*watches*

We need more marriages. The harem isn't nearly as large as it could be.

*watches*

We need more marriages. The harem isn't nearly as large as it could be.

Perhaps a promotional campaign via sig?

Perhaps a promotional campaign via sig?

Or SPAMinetti!

Perhaps a promotional campaign via sig?
Good, good....goood.

Wow 8 1/2 more hours of spam.

Wow 8 1/2 more hours of spam.

No, 8 1/2 hours of holy matrimony.

No, 8 1/2 hours of holy matrimony.
No there is nothing Holy about this Topic,nothing at all.

However it is full of Holes.

No there is nothing Holy about this Topic,nothing at all.
Holiness does not exist on this planet. :p
However it is full of Holes.
mmmmm.... holes.... ;)

No there is nothing Holy about this Topic,nothing at all.

However it is full of Holes.
*marries*

Ah HA! I bagged me a Harlesburg!

Welcome to the harem, brethren....

No there is nothing Holy about this Topic,nothing at all.

However it is full of Holes.Love is in the air?

Love is in the air?
Every time I look around....

Anyone else want to marry me? I have no idea who my current spouses are but hey, at least I'll be reminded soon enough!

okay, so i'll finally marry that sig part of yours, after you so graciously provided it yet again in the other thread.
i'll try not to marry *you* though, and i really don't claim none of your spouses either. (well, maybe, MAYBE i want a tiny pice of czardas. but just a little.)

okay, so i'll finally marry that sig part of yours, after you so graciously provided it yet again in the other thread.
i'll try not to marry *you* though, and i really don't claim none of your spouses either. (well, maybe, MAYBE i want a tiny pice of czardas. but just a little.)
Czardas won't marry anyone.

i dont think im up to that... i still consider monogamy...

i heard someone whisper form a distant corner that his was not about consentual marriages?

Anybody on this page I'm not already married to: will you marry me?
Quite simply........
NO!

i heard someone whisper form a distant corner that his was not about consentual marriages?
You could be an honorary member, married to my putrid meat...sig...

Quite simply........
NO!
Ah, go on....

alright, deal. signed.

p.s. serene freesia: don't be such a bore..:P

Ah, go on....
NO
only Pointless and 4 others could do for me.

NO
only Pointless and 4 others could do for me.
But......it's a semi-cult experience. No-one should miss this!

Come ooooooooooonn!

i heard someone whisper form a distant corner that his was not about consentual marriages?
Yes. Nobody here needs to consent...

Oh, and to become part of the Harem you have to move to Athar. And stay there. For longer than 20 seconds. [/blatant recruiting spam] ;)

But......it's a semi-cult experience. No-one should miss this!

Come ooooooooooonn!
I dont do Cults only Temples.

If you aint on the list i aint interested in marriage to you.

I dont do Cults only Temples.

If you aint on the list i aint interested in marriage to you.
HERETIC!

Burn him with the flame of Z'vulthandyx! BURN HIM!!! *strips naked, paints self red and purple and begins ritual fire dance with leprechauns and cookies, while tying Harlesburg to a huge statue of Lxyeiue Ooekodeldlleeff and singing "Rule Britannia" off-key*

Yes. Nobody here needs to consent...

Oh, and to become part of the Harem you have to move to Athar. And stay there. For longer than 20 seconds. [/blatant recruiting spam] ;)
Has this blatant recruiting spam actually worked, Czar? :p

Oh, and @ Harlseburg: WAAAAAAAAA! *runs off crying*

HERETIC!

Burn him with the flame of Z'vulthandyx! BURN HIM!!! *strips naked, paints self red and purple and begins ritual fire dance with leprechauns and cookies, while tying Harlesburg to a huge statue of Lxyeiue Ooekodeldlleeff and singing "Rule Britannia" off-key*
GODMODE!!!!!
I am greased like a pig you can't catch me.

Has this blatant recruiting spam actually worked, Czar?

Oh, and @ Harlseburg: WAAAAAAAAA! *runs off crying*
And to think i was going to put you in my sig.

Yes. Nobody here needs to consent...

Oh, and to become part of the Harem you have to move to Athar. And stay there. For longer than 20 seconds. [/blatant recruiting spam] ;)

and great, so this way i am sure to not be part of the harem in any way. yay!

[B][SIZE="22"]And to think i was going to put you in my sig.
When? And for what? With whom? And how? Or why? ...Which?

When? And for what? With whom? And how? Or why? ...Which?
I can't remember it was something about sex.
No one likes the crocodile tears.

I can't remember it was something about sex.
Noone likes the crocodile tears.
There are no crocodiles native to England, foo'. These are non-existent tears.

¬_¬

and great, so this way i am sure to not be part of the harem in any way. yay!
I agree, yay!


...I mean....

There are no crocodiles native to England, foo'. These are non-existent tears.

¬_¬
Whinning to try and get your way=Slap in the Face BIATCH.¬_¬

Has this blatant recruiting spam actually worked, Czar? :p
No, it doesn't look like it...what a pity. ;)

Everyone who posted in this thread must move to Athar or their marriages will not be annuled! ;)

Whinning to try and get your way=Slap in the Face BIATCH.¬_¬
*shoots*

*looks at Harlesburg's corspe*

Fine. You don't want to join us, then we will crush you.

*shoots*

*looks at Harlesburg's corspe*

Fine. You don't want to join us, then we will crush you.
:eek:
How rude!
It takes 3 dates before anyone can look at my corspe.

:eek:
How rude!
It takes 3 dates before anyone can look at my corspe.
Well then, here's three dates:

http://www.larabar.com/ing/dates.jpg

Happy now?

*looks at corpse*

:eek:
How rude!
It takes 3 dates before anyone can look at my corspe.

Ah yes,the 3 date dead nudity rule

Well then, here's three dates:

http://www.larabar.com/ing/dates.jpg

Happy now?

*looks at corpse*
Sorry but i aint dead so....
NO CORPSE FOR YOU SUCKER!

Ah yes,the 3 date dead nudity rule
My Corspe is a very precious thing and i have standards you have to work for it before you get to see my special bits.;)

My Corspe is a very precious thing and i have standards you have to work for it before you get to see my special bits.;)

Does planting hidden cameras count as work?

Does planting hidden cameras count as work?
I am Mormon so i never take my special under garments off.*shifty eyes*

Sorry but i aint dead so....
NO CORPSE FOR YOU SUCKER!
*no comeback*

Meh, I'll just ignore you then.

*ignores*

Haha Outwitted by a Fool!

I am Mormon so i never take my special under garments off.*shifty eyes*

Thats not what you told the thai prostitute last wednesday.

Haha Outwitted by a Fool!
*ignores*

Do you want to be the Harem fool?

*ignores*

*ignores*

Do you want to be the Harem fool?

*ignores*
Heh. I already added the fool to my own ignore list! :mp5: :D

Heh. I already added the fool to my own ignore list! :mp5: :D
WHat the hell is this ignore list thing? Is it a function of jolt, or do people just make lists on notepad of people they want to ignore? Cause I have to tell ya, that second option is a bit much....

Soooo....

When do we got to have Harem Sex?

Soooo....

When do we got to have Harem Sex?

Once you pick a harem.

WHat the hell is this ignore list thing? Is it a function of jolt, or do people just make lists on notepad of people they want to ignore? Cause I have to tell ya, that second option is a bit much....
Yes, the ignore list IS a function of jolt--and many other forums. Just go into the person's profile, and see for yourself. :)

Once you pick a harem.

I'm in Tribes harem.

Hell, I helped start the Harem.

I'm in Tribes harem.

Hell, I helped start the Harem.
Me, you, Neo-K and Czardas.

The forefathers.

Maybe I should cut our faces in a mountain....

Thats not what you told the thai prostitute last wednesday.
I dont do Whores or Thai's.

Me, you, Neo-K and Czardas.

The forefathers.

Maybe I should cut our faces in a mountain....

Yes! I wanna be on a mountain!

l33t!

*ignores*

Do you want to be the Harem fool?

*ignores*
Actually it is like this.
No i love Pointless.
Heh. I already added the fool to my own ignore list!:mp5: :D
:(
WHat the hell is this ignore list thing? Is it a function of jolt, or do people just make lists on notepad of people they want to ignore? Cause I have to tell ya, that second option is a bit much....
Most people do use the jolt function TPE on the other hand wrote out a list similiar to one of the first topics he made,something about a list of people who must die because they dont conform to his twisted(TM) ideals.

Most people do use the jolt function TPE on the other hand wrote out a list similiar to one of the first topics he made,something about a list of people who must die because they dont conform to his twisted(TM) ideals.
That was aimed at Shaed, really, back when I didn't like her simply because she supported abortion.

Her nation has ceased to exist now. :(

Me, you, Neo-K and Czardas.

The forefathers.

Maybe I should cut our faces in a mountain....
I think we need to make a whole different forum for this. We'll have the first ever NS online harem..thingy!

That was aimed at Shaed, really, back when I didn't like her simply because she supported abortion.

Her nation has ceased to exist now. :(
It was aimed at many people and i liked the list.
Bullshit not Shaed.:(

Who is Posi?:confused:

Actually it is like this.
I considered writing that, but I prefer the *--* system, even when it is wrong. It just looks.....nicer.I think we need to make a whole different forum for this. We'll have the first ever NS online harem..thingy!Yes...I like it...the first step in our rise to power and glo....I mean, liberating the minds of the semi-prudish with fun! Yes.

Holiness does not exist on this planet. :p

mmmmm.... holes.... ;)
Hole between two Poles?:eek:

I considered writing that, but I prefer the *--* system, even when it is wrong. It just looks.....nicer.Yes...I like it...the first step in our rise to power and glo....I mean, liberating the minds of the semi-prudish with fun! Yes.
No you are right the *____* system is perfectly acceptable.

*lies naked on a pillow*

Hello?

*echoes*

I am Mormon so i never take my special under garments off.*shifty eyes*
One wonders about you.....

I hereby propose to....... (insert name here)

I hereby propose to....... (insert name here)
*inserts name*

*marries*

Congratulations, and welcome to the Harem!

Just thinking about it, is this like forcing membership? Ah fuck it, it'll get the numbers up...

*looks at the lists*
sweet iam still single :D
* fast forward 60 years; you see a little old lady with purple hair sitting on her front porch holding a shot gun surrounded by lots of cats and ferrots*
" you kids stay off my land, shooo, get"

I claim him too.
Hm, do either of you (NK or Tribes) have a large bank account, big tits, or a nice ass?
If not I am afraid that I will have to continue with my original plan to marry Bill Gates, staple fake breasts to his chest, and have his bottom have surgically replaced.

For the purposes of this thread, I think that I should marry this iguana as I don't believe in having children out of wedlock and she is rather insistent on not getting an abortion.

Hm, do either of you (NK or Tribes) have a large bank account, big tits, or a nice ass?
If not I am afraid that I will have to continue with my original plan to marry Bill Gates, staple fake breasts to his chest, and have his bottom have surgically replaced.

For the purposes of this thread, I think that I should marry this iguana as I don't believe in having children out of wedlock and she is rather insistent on not getting an abortion.

Does two out of three count? I know I'm not NK or Tribes, but I fit the majority of requirements and I am sufficiently bored.

Me and Brownie Scout Joleen are deeply in love. And umm? May I kiss the bride?

One wonders about you.....
One wonders about you.:fluffle:

Does two out of three count? I know I'm not NK or Tribes, but I fit the majority of requirements and I am sufficiently bored.
Oh, I only need you to match 1, and not be too far from the others. Small breasts, a bank account, and a nice ass are sufficient, for instance.
I'm not too picky about who I Interweb Marry.

Me and Brownie Scout Joleen are deeply in love. And umm? May I kiss the bride?
No, they must be forum users who post often enough that we'll know who they are. Also, I like torturing people who are deeply "in love" [sic]. :D

No, they must be forum users who post often enough that we'll know who they are. Also, I like torturing people who are deeply "in love" [sic]. :D
You said [sic] like you thought that "in love" was improper grammar. I can assure you that one can be very deep in love, and that the feeling is much akin to be very deep in Horse shit, but with more amusing anecdotes because, seriously, who is going to publicly admit that they were once waist deep in excrement?

Speaking of deep in sheet. Sorry had to do this.

At my unles house there is a hay barn behind where the cows got milked where basketball hopes where set up.

The cow crap was dumped behind the barn and a small bridge was created in order to get people from one building to the next. Well if any one ever slipped up they would be deep in shit. I do know of one time when some one did slip. Let's just say it wasn't pretty.

I would like to e-propose to Aerou and Upward Thrust.
Will you two join me in eternal, unholy, kinky bliss? :fluffle:
Wow I made it on first proposal! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Hm, do either of you (NK or Tribes) have a large bank account, big tits, or a nice ass?
If not I am afraid that I will have to continue with my original plan to marry Bill Gates, staple fake breasts to his chest, and have his bottom have surgically replaced.

For the purposes of this thread, I think that I should marry this iguana as I don't believe in having children out of wedlock and she is rather insistent on not getting an abortion.
*marries*

I have a nice ass, and I just bought you a pair of gigantic fake breasts with my student loan. Now join my harem and share your not applicable post count, bitch!