NS Five-Minute Chapel
Neo Kervoskia
23-11-2005, 22:05
I've done everything from this to that and now I'm doing the other thing. Do you want an internet marriage? If so propose here, hell you can have as many husbands or wives as you want...they don't even have to consent. Gay marriages will be allowed, as well as any other marriage.
I've done everything from this to that and now I'm doing the other thing. Do you want an internet marriage? If so propose here, hell you can have as many husbands or wives as you want...they don't even have to consent. Gay marriages will be allowed, as well as any other marriage.
I would like to e-propose to Aerou and Upward Thrust.
Will you two join me in eternal, unholy, kinky bliss? :fluffle:
Neo Kervoskia
23-11-2005, 22:35
I would like to e-propose to Aerou and Upward Thrust.
Will you two join me in eternal, unholy, kinky bliss? :fluffle:
Remember, they don't have to consent. ;)
Approved! You are now married.
http://sasvimok.blogger.ba/slike/30.897.jpg
Liskeinland
23-11-2005, 22:36
I'll take someone - preferably female for the look of the thing - it's really just for political and economic reasons. The best marriages are when you never meet your other half, so nothing can go wrong.:)
Remember, they don't have to consent. ;)
Sweet!
I hereby Propose to Jesus.
Keruvalia
23-11-2005, 23:00
I shall now marry Fass, the prophet Elijah, and 3 small goats.
Grainne Ni Malley
23-11-2005, 23:02
*brings in dildo*
Ahem! Do we count, sir?
I wanna marry the two little yellow people in the fluffle smilie
:fluffle:
The South Islands
23-11-2005, 23:07
Neo-K, will you marry me?
*brings in dildo*
Ahem! Do we count, sir?
Like anyone would try to seperate a girl from her dildo
Grainne Ni Malley
23-11-2005, 23:18
Like anyone would try to seperate a girl from her dildo
And I'll take one of him in about a year. Thanks!
Cluichstan
23-11-2005, 23:24
I would like to e-propose to Aerou and Upward Thrust.
Will you two join me in eternal, unholy, kinky bliss? :fluffle:
Dammit! Missed calling dibs on Aerou by just under an hour! :(
And I'll take one of him in about a year. Thanks!
w00t!
I shall now marry Fass, the prophet Elijah, and 3 small goats.
My mother would be so proud.
The Plutonian Empire
23-11-2005, 23:42
I've done everything from this to that and now I'm doing the other thing. Do you want an internet marriage? If so propose here, hell you can have as many husbands or wives as you want...they don't even have to consent. Gay marriages will be allowed, as well as any other marriage.
I wonder if this thread will cause a marriage in Real Life? :p j/k lol
Gruenberg
23-11-2005, 23:43
I wonder if this thread will cause a marriage in Real Life?
There's already been one...so why not another?
The Plutonian Empire
23-11-2005, 23:51
There's already been one...so why not another?
NO! I meant in REAL LIFE!
Gruenberg
23-11-2005, 23:56
NO! I meant in REAL LIFE!
So did I...ages ago two NSers got married IRL.
The South Islands
23-11-2005, 23:57
So did I...ages ago two NSers got married IRL.
Wasn't it Big Jim P and someone else? I forgot who. Damn.
The Plutonian Empire
23-11-2005, 23:58
So did I...ages ago two NSers got married IRL.
Oh. Sorry. My bad. :headbang:
So did I...ages ago two NSers got married IRL.
Like maybe half a year ago.
Cluichstan
23-11-2005, 23:58
Like maybe half a year ago.
That's ages to a young'un. ;)
*Just stands around waiting*
Gruenberg
24-11-2005, 00:01
Wasn't it Big Jim P and someone else? I forgot who. Damn.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=361203
Gruenberg
24-11-2005, 00:02
Like maybe half a year ago.
Yeah, ok...ages in the lifespan of Gruenberg.
The South Islands
24-11-2005, 00:02
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=361203
1/2 ain't bad.
Cluichstan
24-11-2005, 00:02
Yeah, ok...ages in the lifespan of Gruenberg.
Damn kids. :p
The South Islands
24-11-2005, 00:05
Damn kids. :p
You should talk.
Kids these days...:rolleyes:
Cluichstan
24-11-2005, 00:07
You should talk.
Kids these days...:rolleyes:
Hey, I may act like I'm four years old here, but I'm really not. ;)
The South Islands
24-11-2005, 00:08
Hey, I may act like I'm four years old here, but I'm really not. ;)
You're getting a little too big for your shoes, sonny...
*Frozen trout smack*
Cluichstan
24-11-2005, 00:09
You're getting a little too big for your shoes, sonny...
*Frozen trout smack*
Oh, YES! Harder! HARDER!
The South Islands
24-11-2005, 00:10
Oh, YES! Harder! HARDER!
*Smacks forzen trout on Cluichstan harder*
Neo Mishakal
24-11-2005, 00:12
*Smacks forzen trout on Cluichstan harder*
Oh.... it's soooo kinky! do it to me! do it to me!!!
The South Islands
24-11-2005, 00:13
Oh.... it's soooo kinky! do it to me! do it to me!!!
I'm going to tell you now. I only go beyond stage 3 with Fass.
Cluichstan
24-11-2005, 00:14
*Smacks forzen trout on Cluichstan harder*
I think I hafta change my undies now...
Gruenberg
24-11-2005, 00:15
marriage --> frozen trout spankage in 2 hours
Only in NS General
Cluichstan
24-11-2005, 00:16
marriage --> frozen trout spankage in 2 hours
Only in NS General
Yeah, isn't it great? :D
The Plutonian Empire
24-11-2005, 00:16
You're getting a little too big for your shoes, sonny...
*Frozen trout smack*
Here:
http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/5779/ultimatrout7nq.gif
Neo Kervoskia
24-11-2005, 00:45
Neo-K, will you marry me?
Okay, but there will be plenty of S and M.
Oh and every who posted here is married, except for Bolol because s/he hasn't been asked. :)
Rotovia-
24-11-2005, 00:50
Eeeeew as if you'd get married to a Generalite... everyone knows they have sticky hands...
The South Islands
24-11-2005, 01:08
Okay, but there will be plenty of S and M.
Oh and every who posted here is married, except for Bolol because s/he hasn't been asked. :)
SWEEEEET!!!
I get to be the bride!
I've already picked out my dress:
http://www.chameleonbride.co.uk/media/is_donatella.jpg
The Plutonian Empire
24-11-2005, 01:21
Okay, but there will be plenty of S and M.
Oh and every who posted here is married, except for Bolol because s/he hasn't been asked. :)
Huh? Who am I married to? :confused:
Rotovia-
24-11-2005, 01:27
SWEEEEET!!!
I get to be the bride!
I've already picked out my dress:
http://www.chameleonbride.co.uk/media/is_donatella.jpg
Someone just stole for Fass in the gay/bi/straight thread... you gonna take that...?
ooh, cross-threading for trouble, eh?
*crosses arms, leans back and waits*
p.s. fuck, i posted in this thread too. who do i get married to now?
http://www.chameleonbride.co.uk/media/is_donatella.jpg
You can have the dress if I can have the girl ;)
The South Islands
24-11-2005, 01:44
Someone just stole for Fass in the gay/bi/straight thread... you gonna take that...?
Fass and I decided to see other people. For now, at least.
I miss my Fassiepopo. :(
I miss my Fassiepopo. :(
Never, ever do that again. It's just creepy.
Rotovia-
24-11-2005, 01:52
Never, ever do that again. It's just creepy.
I'd taunt you, but I'm afraid you'd some how reach through my Ethernet cable and disembowel me...
The South Islands
24-11-2005, 01:53
Never, ever do that again. It's just creepy.
We're all creepy here. That's what makes it fun!
The South Islands
24-11-2005, 01:54
I'd taunt you, but I'm afraid you'd some how reach through my Ethernet cable and disembowel me...
Wireless, my friend.
Wireless.
I'd taunt you, but I'm afraid you'd some how reach through my Ethernet cable and disembowel me...
I need your bowels to stay in place, perhaps even intact...
Fassiepopo. :(
excuse the plagiarism, rotovia-, but: ouch.
Rotovia-
24-11-2005, 02:03
I need your bowels to stay in place, perhaps even intact...
Uh.... hmmm....
*raises finger to make point*
Yeah... huh...
Neo Kervoskia
24-11-2005, 04:36
ooh, cross-threading for trouble, eh?
*crosses arms, leans back and waits*
p.s. fuck, i posted in this thread too. who do i get married to now?
The Plutonian Empire.
The Plutonian Empire
24-11-2005, 04:41
The Plutonian Empire.
Thanks. :p
Neo Kervoskia
24-11-2005, 04:44
TSI is now Mrs. Jim.
Fass is still free.
Eichen is kinky.
The Plutonian Empire is now married, but for how long?
The Plutonian Empire
24-11-2005, 04:46
The Plutonian Empire is now married, but for how long?
If SoWiBi is a guy, then not very long. :fluffle: :D
Zatarack
24-11-2005, 04:49
Do you take existence threatening dimensional breaches as currency?
Neo Kervoskia
24-11-2005, 04:54
Do you take existence threatening dimensional breaches as currency?
Yes, yes we do.
Zatarack
24-11-2005, 05:06
Yes, yes we do.
Finally!
*hands over dimensional breach and runs out*
Don't let the angry mob in! *jumps in car and drives away*
Cluichstan
24-11-2005, 05:40
Oh and every who posted here is married, except for Bolol because s/he hasn't been asked. :)
Uh..how'd I get hitched? :confused:
Neo Kervoskia
24-11-2005, 05:42
Uh..how'd I get hitched? :confused:
It's a mystery.
Cluichstan
24-11-2005, 05:53
It's a mystery.
As any women to whom I ever might get hitched will probably agree...
Avarhierrim
24-11-2005, 12:28
Czardas is mine!
Grainne Ni Malley
24-11-2005, 12:33
I got an offer from Plutonian Empire and it was deleted. That's a new world record for me, accepted and rejected in less than 24 hours! :eek:
The Plutonian Empire
24-11-2005, 12:36
I got an offer from Plutonian Empire and it was deleted. That's a new world record for me, accepted and rejected in less than 24 hours! :eek:
You seemed to have set your sights on another guy before I even posted that, so that's why I deleted it. :confused:
Grainne Ni Malley
24-11-2005, 12:59
You seemed to have set your sights on another guy before I even posted that, so that's why I deleted it. :confused:
NK said we could have more than one. I'm all for a harem. :p
The Plutonian Empire
24-11-2005, 13:08
NK said we could have more than one. I'm all for a harem. :p
Lol, sorry. I tend to take things a bit to seriously at times. ;)
If SoWiBi is a guy, then not very long
She isn't, but she's just coming from the "ignore" thread and found out she's on your ignore list (or at least supposed to be), so..
let's just do a mutual dissolve and..who was it again who's still free on here?
The Plutonian Empire
24-11-2005, 20:21
She isn't, but she's just coming from the "ignore" thread and found out she's on your ignore list (or at least supposed to be), so..
let's just do a mutual dissolve and..who was it again who's still free on here?
You're lesbian too? :( Damn. :( :headbang:
i guess i won't apologize, but i do wish you the best for finding a new, er, spouse :)
Zero Six Three
24-11-2005, 20:34
Good-lucking, athletic, Notting Hill based movie star, millionaire, seeks gullible stunner. Any takers?
The Tribes Of Longton
24-11-2005, 20:36
I'd like to marry anyone who'll have me. [/sympathy vote];)
Maineiacs
24-11-2005, 20:56
Nobody loves me. :(
Grainne Ni Malley
24-11-2005, 21:23
I will gladly marry anybody male or female who has not been accepted in the interest of building up my harem. If you have no problem with this volunteer. My goal is to have more spouses than anyone here. :D
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 21:31
Can I marry myself?
Can I marry myself?
Holy shit, you're alive.
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 21:40
Holy shit, you're alive.
Yes.... would I marry a dead guy? (although me dead.... still hot)
alright, will you marry me, then, LP? please?
and tribes, please do acept my proposal to the meat part of your signature. thanks.
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 21:46
alright, will you marry me, then, LP? please?
and tribes, please do acept my proposal to the meat part of your signature. thanks.
mmmm.... Okay. But only if I can marry myself too.
that's totally fine. less responsibilty for me to, er, keep you entertained, then, and the more of you around the merrier, i guess. so yeah. deal.
edit// plus, i ask for me freedom with tribes' sig too, so..just fair.
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 21:57
edit// plus, i ask for me freedom with tribes' sig too, so..just fair.
:confused:
well, i *do* want to marry that too, so there. hope you won't mind too terribly much. but tribes' authorization's still pending, so nothing's all set in stone yet.
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 22:22
well, i *do* want to marry that too, so there. hope you won't mind too terribly much. but tribes' authorization's still pending, so nothing's all set in stone yet.
Tell me what you want to put in it and I'll put it there.
what is it that i am supposed to want to put someplace, and where are you going to put whatever it is you were talking about?
/we really do need to improve on inter-spousal communication, here.
//could it be that you offered to put whatever i find attrcative about tribes' sig in your sig?
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 22:42
what is it that i am supposed to want to put someplace, and where are you going to put whatever it is you were talking about?
/we really do need to improve on inter-spousal communication, here.
//could it be that you offered to put whatever i find attrcative about tribes' sig in your sig?
It's about putting something into something.....
Seriously.... I thought you wanted to put something in my sig. :confused:
It's about putting something into something.....
ye..i first wanted to comment on taht too but then thought better of it;)
so no, i find your lack of a sig very sexy indeed, matches rather nicely with your missing legs too, so let's just go off to honeymooning now..where to, anyway?
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 23:00
ye..i first wanted to comment on taht too but then thought better of it;)
so no, i find your lack of a sig very sexy indeed, matches rather nicely with your missing legs too, so let's just go off to honeymooning now..where to, anyway?
Carribean would be too cliché, huh?
don't care, as long as *you* pay :D
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 23:08
don't care, as long as *you* pay :D
What?!? You are supposed to pay for a trip?
well...
a) i never used to either but then i got caught one time too often and i'll face serious consequences if i do it again, so..
b) but then i understand that maybe neo-k pays for any expenses derived from this thread?
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 23:15
Hmmmmm....
Neo-K? Money?
nah, that's the wrong way to go about it. let's just go now and leave his name with the travelling company,, he sure won't mind.. i mean, what *is* money, after all.. it's not like he can take it with him once he's dead..
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 23:21
We might as well take all then...
*sneaks off*
*runs back*
Okay love, we need to hurry now.... Packed your bras?
oh darling, you actually want me to wear any? hold on a sec then.. *rushes off, leaving already overflowing bags at LP's feet*
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 23:40
oh darling, you actually want me to wear any? hold on a sec then.. *rushes off, leaving already overflowing bags at LP's feet*
Well I don't want them to go floppy on me :p
haven't the floppy ones been replaced by the compact ones years ago?
plus, i'm still young, now, what dare you imply..
but anyhow, here i am, let's run now. you got the tickets?
Legless Pirates
24-11-2005, 23:48
Errr... I got the knife to cut the anchor :D
ALL ABOARD!
hell yes, my man with the knife! *licks lips*
i am aboard, let's do it then
*stretches out on sundeck*
Legless Pirates
25-11-2005, 00:00
On sundeck?
...
Fair enough
well, we'll be out on the open sea, right? it's not like the seagulls are gonna tell anyone..
Legless Pirates
25-11-2005, 00:04
well, we'll be out on the open sea, right? it's not like the seagulls are gonna tell anyone..
Except other seagulls
who are not on the forums so that's okay.
Legless Pirates
25-11-2005, 00:07
who are not on the forums so that's okay.
LMAO
That's one of the most hilarious mental pics I've had in a long while
great. now you're not only legless and sigless but also assless. but i'll love you till death do us part (<- ?) one way or the other.
p.s. i'll be happy to serve you and your entertainment in any way i can.
Legless Pirates
25-11-2005, 00:13
great. now you're not only legless and sigless but also assless. but i'll love you till death do us part (<- ?) one way or the other.
p.s. i'll be happy to serve you and your entertainment in any way i can.
yeah I guess that's your job now...
Oh! And keeping my ass where it is supposed to be.
You can check if you want to
that'll be kinda hard as i got my hands full already. in a minute, though.
I would like to e-propose to Aerou and Upward Thrust.
Will you two join me in eternal, unholy, kinky bliss? :fluffle:
I do ;)
oh wow! that's a double-hard strike to NS! both aerou and eichen taken off the market..black thursday all over..:)
(but one was allowed to marry/join in anytime on anybody w/o consent, right?) :D
I can't get the thread search to work so I can search for me:(
Euroslavia
25-11-2005, 00:40
Let's keep the spam to a minimum people. I don't want to have to move this to the spam forum.
Legless Pirates
25-11-2005, 00:58
*shock, drama, unexpected twist*
I want a divorce! :eek:
The Chocolate Goddess
25-11-2005, 00:58
well this is going to be difficult.. some old friends are gone.. or taken...
The Plutonian Empire
25-11-2005, 01:03
well this is going to be difficult.. some old friends are gone.. or taken...
I'm still single! :fluffle: (I think? :confused: )
The Chocolate Goddess
25-11-2005, 01:07
And i would know?
LOL well, my sweet TPE, you'll have to make sure...lol... before you propose to anyone.
The Plutonian Empire
25-11-2005, 01:11
And i would know?
LOL well, my sweet TPE, you'll have to make sure...lol... before you propose to anyone.
alrighty....
Well, Grainne Ni Malley SEEMS to have not yet taken me yet, so I could say yea, i'm still single here, It seems.
Legless Pirates
25-11-2005, 01:13
alrighty....
Well, Grainne Ni Malley SEEMS to have not yet taken me yet, so I could say yea, i'm still single here, It seems.
Dude.... do it properly!
*shows how TPE should do it*
My sweet Chocolate Goddess... Do you want to marry me?
The Chocolate Goddess
25-11-2005, 01:15
Dude.... do it properly!
*shows how TPE should do it*
My sweet Chocolate Goddess... Do you want to marry me?
:eek:
*blush* *fans self* *blush*...
*barely audible*
erm... ok
The Plutonian Empire
25-11-2005, 01:18
Dude.... do it properly!
*shows how TPE should do it*
My sweet Chocolate Goddess... Do you want to marry me?
:headbang: thanks :)
*Goes to Grainne Ni Malley, gets down on one knee, and displays the finest 800 karat blue diamond ring ever*
Grainne Ni Malley? Will you marry me?
Legless Pirates
25-11-2005, 01:24
And they lived happily ever after (http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/3356/picture377gj.jpg)
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 01:26
If you want a marriage certificate, just post this in your sig.
I married *name of poster(s)* thanks to Jim's Five-Minute Chapel
Maineiacs
25-11-2005, 03:28
I"m going to have to marry myself, aren't I?
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 03:35
I"m going to have to marry myself, aren't I?
*marries*
Nope.
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 03:42
*marries*
Nope.
*marries Tribes for the hell of it*
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 03:44
*marries Tribes for the hell of it*
I've become a mormon.
*marries everyone*
Maineiacs
25-11-2005, 03:46
That'll show my ex-girlfriend! "Who'd want to marry you?" Indeed. :D
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 03:47
I've become a mormon.
*marries everyone*
Now you're just a whore.
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 03:48
Now you're just a whore.
I was always a whore, just never a mor(m)on.
Grainne Ni Malley
25-11-2005, 03:49
:headbang: thanks :)
*Goes to Grainne Ni Malley, gets down on one knee, and displays the finest 800 karat blue diamond ring ever*
Grainne Ni Malley? Will you marry me?
If you don't mind that I'm also married to Ifreann and my dildo, then sure! You can get the paperwork. ;) :D
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 03:50
If you don't mind that I'm also married to Ifreann and my dildo, then sure! You can get the paperwork. ;) :D
God, I really want to make a joke about you marrying your dildo, but I fear I may breach the common decency levels.
Euroslavia
25-11-2005, 04:01
God, I really want to make a joke about you marrying your dildo, but I fear I may breach the common decency levels.
You need to reduce your sig. The limit is 8 lines, which you've exceeded by far.
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 04:02
You need to reduce your sig. The limit is 8 lines, which you've exceeded by far.
Sorry. Haven't read the rules in about...ever. Changing now.
EDIT: Changed. Ooh, does this mean I'm under special attention? :confused:
Grainne Ni Malley
25-11-2005, 04:02
God, I really want to make a joke about you marrying your dildo, but I fear I may breach the common decency levels.
I don't mind, but others might. I think I already breached them by marrying my dildo in the first place.
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 04:04
I don't mind, but others might. I think I already breached them by marrying my dildo in the first place.
It would have been paraphrased from Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice, too - classy filth.
The Plutonian Empire
25-11-2005, 05:04
If you don't mind that I'm also married to Ifreann and my dildo, then sure! You can get the paperwork. ;) :D
Nope, I don't mind.... ;) :fluffle:
*gets the paperwork* :D
I'm still e-marrying you anyway. :D
Grainne Ni Malley
25-11-2005, 05:25
Nope, I don't mind.... ;) :fluffle:
*gets the paperwork* :D
I'm still e-marrying you anyway. :D
My mom would be so proud. 31 and I've never been married *sniff*.
The Plutonian Empire
25-11-2005, 06:21
My mom would be so proud. 31 and I've never been married *sniff*.
Awww :) :D
it's alright LP, free you are..
[now that i got you to drop me off someplace nice in the carribbean you really served your purpose]
Legless Pirates
25-11-2005, 14:16
it's alright LP, free you are..
[now that i got you to drop me off someplace nice in the carribbean you really served your purpose]
*blow into the sail*
Off you go.
Cluichstan
25-11-2005, 14:23
I do ;)
*cries* :(
Cromotar
25-11-2005, 14:32
I shall now marry Fass, the prophet Elijah, and 3 small goats.
Ooh! Can I marry Fass, too?
(Boy am I late in this thread...)
Heron-Marked Warriors
25-11-2005, 14:41
Sorry. Haven't read the rules in about...ever. Changing now.
EDIT: Changed. Ooh, does this mean I'm under special attention? :confused:
I think you're still over the limit.
i dare say i think so too..wasn't there something with one quote containing one single line it it being 4 lines, sig-wise?
anyhow..Cromotar...would you mind marrying me for as long as Fass isn't around? Just..you know..you could take me to Sweden, you know?
[damnit, i bothered with the caps key four times in that paragraph. if that doesn't tell you how very much i want you to do this for me, i really don't know no more..please?]
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 15:54
I think you're still over the limit.
lobbocks. How about now (shrunken text, see)?
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 22:16
lobbocks. How about now (shrunken text, see)?
Clever bastard.
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 22:22
Clever bastard.
Ironic, since in reality I have an IQ of 50 and married parents (at the time of conception).
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 22:24
Ironic, since in reality I have an IQ of 50 and married parents (at the time of conception).
I thought you were of virgin birth, like Jesus or Hitler.
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 22:25
I thought you were of virgin birth, like Jesus or Hitler.
Nah. Swap virgin for unplanned and you're there.
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 22:28
Nah. Swap virgin for unplanned and you're there.
Oh, so you were an accident? That's okay, I was a fuck-up.
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 22:30
Oh, so you were an accident? That's okay, I was a fuck-up.
*resists urge to type 'you still are'*
Oh no you don't, that's what you want me to type.
Clever girl...
*gets mauled by velociraptors*
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 22:33
*resists urge to type 'you still are'*
Oh no you don't, that's what you want me to type.
Clever girl...
*gets mauled by velociraptors*
I didn't know I was a girl. Well, the more you know. *cue music*
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 22:41
I didn't know I was a girl. Well, the more you know. *cue music*Another Jurrasic Park post wasted...
I know more than youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I appear to have been claimed already. Strange... I don't even believe in marriage. :confused: :p
Cluichstan
25-11-2005, 22:47
I appear to have been claimed already. Strange... I don't even believe in marriage. :confused: :p
Doomed you are. :p
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 22:48
I appear to have been claimed already. Strange... I don't even believe in marriage. :confused: :p
Well, I never said the other had to consent. I think it's good that you're married. Why? Because I say so. Don't feelbad. I'm married to TSI. :D
Czardas is mine!
All right... on the condition that you don't call it a 'marriage'. I don't believe in that kind of thing...
Doomed you are. :p
Awww. :( In that case I might as well just get stoned. Anyone have some acid?
Well, I never said the other had to consent. I think it's good that you're married. Why? Because I say so. Don't feelbad. I'm married to TSI. :D
I pity you. :p
At least H N Fiddlebottoms VIII hasn't claimed anyone yet. ;)
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 22:54
I pity you. :p
At least H N Fiddlebottoms VIII hasn't claimed anyone yet. ;)
I believe he used a puppet and already did. Or if not he will.
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 22:57
BAM! I Claim Fiddlebottoms!
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 22:58
BAM! I Claim Fiddlebottoms!
I claim him too.
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 23:00
I claim him too.
We've got a regular little harem going here, if you count my other ones.
Shame that, oh, almost all of them are male.
EDIT: Motherfucking 5000 bitching posts baby! OH foo! Brickachoo! oo!
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 23:03
We've got a regular little harem going here, if you count my other ones.
Shame that, oh, almost all of them are male.
EDIT: Motherfucking 5000 bitching posts baby! OH foo! Brickachoo! oo!
So, our brood includes TSI, HN, you, and myself.
Happy 5,000, oh and I still have more posts than you if you count Kervoskia. :D
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 23:10
So, our brood includes TSI, HN, you, and myself.
I think there were others, hold on....
EDIT: Maneiacs (sp? fuck knows, tbh) is the only other. Although I'm counting any old, forged marriage certificates too. Therefore, we also get LP, TCG, Peech and Maria Sharapova.
The South Islands
25-11-2005, 23:12
You rang, honey.
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 23:13
You rang, honey.
We're married to Tribes now.
Harlesburg
25-11-2005, 23:14
Pointless will you Marry me?;)
The South Islands
25-11-2005, 23:14
We're married to Tribes now.
We're ALL married to tribes?
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 23:18
We're ALL married to tribes?
As in you, HN, Tribes' harem, and I.
The South Islands
25-11-2005, 23:19
As in you, HN, Tribes' harem, and I.
Sweet. I'm a polygamist now. When do we have GroupSex?
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 23:23
Sweet. I'm a polygamist now. When do we have GroupSex?
Once we come up with a proper schematic.
Cabra West
25-11-2005, 23:23
*finishes reading the thread
Ah well, always the bridesmaid... :(
The South Islands
25-11-2005, 23:24
Once we come up with a proper schematic.
As in who does the poking and who recieves the poke?
Neo Kervoskia
25-11-2005, 23:27
As in who does the poking and who recieves the poke?
Something like that.
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 23:27
We're ALL married to tribes?
You seE, it Seems odd. However, everYOne shoUld tAke it RE ALLy well and MAke hay while the sun shines, in my little Red book. I'm suRe I don't want to forcE this Down onTO everybody, buT Really It wont BE that bad SooN. OWls rule.
The Tribes Of Longton
25-11-2005, 23:28
*finishes reading the thread
Ah well, always the bridesmaid... :(
*marries*
Join our polygamist bandwagon!
Cabra West
25-11-2005, 23:29
You seE, it Seems odd. However, everYOne shoUld tAke it RE ALLy well and MAke hay while the sun shines, in my little Red book. I'm suRe I don't want to forcE this Down onTO everybody, buT Really It wont BE that bad SooN. OWls rule.
*lol
I love the Owls... :D
The South Islands
25-11-2005, 23:30
You seE, it Seems odd. However, everYOne shoUld tAke it RE ALLy well and MAke hay while the sun shines, in my little Red book. I'm suRe I don't want to forcE this Down onTO everybody, buT Really It wont BE that bad SooN. OWls rule.
Must...have...sex...with...tribes...must...have...sex...
Great. Now all the local Athrian loonies are married to each other. :p
(And if anyone else marries me I will personally throttle you on the wedding night. And not in a sexual way. Damn dirty minds...)
hey czardas! will you please hand me that glass of water over there? thanks.
*gulps*
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 00:27
Great. Now all the local Athrian loonies are married to each other. :p
(And if anyone else marries me I will personally throttle you on the wedding night. And not in a sexual way. Damn dirty minds...)
Kinky Kinky Kinky...
hey czardas! will you please hand me that glass of water over there? thanks.
Of course not. Why are you always asking me to do things for you? :-(
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 00:29
Anybody on this page I'm not already married to: will you marry me?
Kinky Kinky Kinky...
Ah shut up... :p
Anybody on this page I'm not already married to: will you marry me?
No.
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 00:31
Anybody on this page I'm not already married to: will you marry me?
Can I double marry you?
Of course not. Why are you always asking me to do things for you? :-(
thanks. you know how it turns me on when you get mean on me.
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 00:33
No.
Ah, go on. We could have a traditional Atharian wedding, with Tiki sticks and everything. Also I would get a sharing role in your supreme multiverse rulership, but it is a small price to pay to be your heterosexual, never gonna touch you that way hubbie.
Oh, and TSI - yes.
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 00:40
*double marries tribes*
Anagonia
26-11-2005, 00:44
*sighs*
No one wants me....
thanks. you know how it turns me on when you get mean on me.
No problem. It does? Damn it, I should learn to be nicer, but I don't have the spirit. Oh well, it's a small price to pay, I guess.
Ah, go on. We could have a traditional Atharian wedding, with Tiki sticks and everything. Also I would get a sharing role in your supreme multiverse rulership, but it is a small price to pay to be your heterosexual, never gonna touch you that way hubbie.
Athrian. Otherwise you're fine.
And no, I'm not going to let you have even the smallest portion of my rulership. The things I know and rule and do... you couldn't comprehend their enormity, ever. I can't teach you. It's a thing we're born with. I've met very few people on this forum who could.
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 00:44
*sighs*
No one wants me....
I want you!
*gets down*
Anagonia
26-11-2005, 00:50
I want you!
*gets down*
Really?
Woohoo!
*gets down too*
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 00:50
*sighs*
No one wants me....
*marries*
Each day our numbers grow and theirs dwindle....
And no, I'm not going to let you have even the smallest portion of my rulership. The things I know and rule and do... you couldn't comprehend their enormity, ever. I can't teach you. It's a thing we're born with. I've met very few people on this forum who could.
You truly know little of me....
I want you!
*gets down*
you sure do have a knack for this, eh?
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 00:53
you sure do have a knack for this, eh?
I do. It's my special talent. :D
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 00:54
you sure do have a knack for this, eh?
http://www.stoptheaclu.org/images/I-Want-You.jpg
I WANT YOU -
TO BE MY WIFE
You truly know little of me....
I know enough.
SoWiBi, I guess some people are just good at that kind of thing... and others, like me, just aren't.
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 00:55
I know enough.
SoWiBi, I guess some people are just good at that kind of thing... and others, like me, just aren't.
I AM very good at pleasuring Women/Men/Others/Fass.
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 00:56
I know enough.
Insanity affords me a level of control you could not possibly imagine, whilst allowing the stresses to be released briefly in the form of, in this case, random e-polygamy.
Anagonia
26-11-2005, 00:57
*marries*
Each day our numbers grow and theirs dwindle....
I'm married! Wait, your a woman, right? *other people gasp* No, just asking...
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 01:04
I'm married! Wait, your a woman, right? *other people gasp* No, just asking...
Nope, a hetero male. I'm just trying to get the numbers up for our stormtroo....I mean, harem.
I AM very good at pleasuring Women/Men/Others/Fass.
oh? allow me to do a quick questioning on your victims, er, esteemed partners in order to verify that before saying anything further :)
Insanity affords me a level of control you could not possibly imagine, whilst allowing the stresses to be released briefly in the form of, in this case, random e-polygamy.
Oh, that would explain it.
But a mortal such as yourself, even afforded the vision brought by insanity or an unusally high acid hit, still will be unable to imagine or comprehend the enormity of Khoen Vanaar... its limits, its freedoms, its imprisoning laws... powers higher even than Me....
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:08
oh? allow me to do a quick questioning on your victims, er, esteemed partners in order to verify that before saying anything further :)
Perhaps you should become one of my satisfied clients, to judge for yourself the awesomeness of my sexual powers.
I AM very good at pleasuring Women/Men/Others/Fass.
No you're not. :p
I happen to know that. Although, I think you were drunk, so it doesn't matter...
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:11
No you're not. :p
I happen to know that. Although, I think you were drunk, so it doesn't matter...
Well, there was that condom that had your name on it...
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 01:13
Well, there was that condom that had your name on it...
Czardas: An ego so big, he even signs his used condoms :p
The Helghan Empire
26-11-2005, 01:14
Who would like to marry me?
Any girl NSer looking for marriage, I'm open.
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:14
Czardas: An ego so big, he even signs his used condoms :p
Yes. His live sperm was very important in Devious Plan #88365.
Well, there was that condom that had your name on it...
I know, I left in the middle because you were doing such an awful job... :p
Anagonia
26-11-2005, 01:17
Nope, a hetero male. I'm just trying to get the numbers up for our stormtroo....I mean, harem.
Oh.......uh......huh........damn...... XD Well at least I'm being used!
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:18
I know, I left in the middle because you were doing such an awful job... :p
But I still got my reward.
Yes. His live sperm was very important in Devious Plan #88365.
Oh, that explains what we code-named 'Egotistical Bunnies'....
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 01:19
Who would like to marry me?
Any girl NSer looking for marriage, I'm open.
*marries*
One more for the flock... I'm not female but I do want anyone for my polygamous harem
Oh.......uh......huh........damn...... XD Well at least I'm being used!
You should be glad that you're getting something anyway. :p
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 01:20
You should be glad that you're getting something anyway. :p
Look, don't bitch. I offered, you refused. End of.
You make me feel so unloved [/emo]:(
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:22
Look, don't bitch. I offered, you refused. End of.
You make me feel so unloved [/emo]:(
Do you need a hug?
*hugs tribes*
:fluffle:
The Helghan Empire
26-11-2005, 01:22
*marries*
One more for the flock... I'm not female but I do want anyone for my polygamous harem
*backs away*
Are there any FEMALE NSers who are open?
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:23
*backs away*
Are there any FEMALE NSers who are open?
Do you want Female or "Female" ?
The Helghan Empire
26-11-2005, 01:27
Do you want Female or "Female" ?
What do you mean by that?
*backs away*
Are there any FEMALE NSers who are open?
"[Online] sex chats... where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are police officers..."
Doubt it. Although you could ask SoWiBi, only 2 or 3 people have claimed her so far. ;)
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:29
What do you mean by that?
*sigh*
Do you want a woman with a vagina or a woman with testicles?
The Helghan Empire
26-11-2005, 01:29
"[Online] sex chats... where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are police officers..."
Doubt it. Although you could ask SoWiBi, only 2 or 3 people have claimed her so far. ;)
Doesn't that mean she's married already?
The Helghan Empire
26-11-2005, 01:30
*sigh*
Do you want a woman with a vagina or a woman with testicles?
Oh. Vagina.
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:31
Oh. Vagina.
Will a penis suffice?
The Helghan Empire
26-11-2005, 01:33
Will a penis suffice?
Definetly not. I'm a Heterosexual male.
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:34
Definetly not. I'm a Heterosexual male.
So am I.
/innuendo
Anagonia
26-11-2005, 01:36
Definetly not. I'm a Heterosexual male.
So am I....but I like joking around a lot. Lol. Anywho....
Doesn't that mean she's married already?
Hey, the polygamy around here is astounding.... ;)
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:38
Hey, the polygamy around here is astounding.... ;)
Hrll, I'm married to at least a dozen People/Objects!
The Helghan Empire
26-11-2005, 01:39
Hey, the polygamy around here is astounding.... ;)
I see. Well, I want to know her before I marry her, it probably doesn't matter, but I do that before relationships.
EDIT: Ha! I feel like a complete geek for saying that I need to know them first.
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 01:41
Hrll, I'm married to at least a dozen People/Objects!
Join the club!
*marries pack of biscuits*
I see. Well, I want to know her before I marry her, it probably doesn't matter, but I do that before relationships.
EDIT: Ha! I feel like a complete geek for saying that I need to know them first.
You actually want to know people before you marry them? You complete geek! :p
(j.k)
The Helghan Empire
26-11-2005, 01:47
You actually want to know people before you marry them? You complete geek! :p
(j.k)
LOL! I know. Ah, hell, I'll just marry any attractive girl here!
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:47
LOL! I know. Ah, hell, I'll just marry any attractive girl here!
What do you mean by "Girl"?
:D
The Helghan Empire
26-11-2005, 01:54
What do you mean by "Girl"?
:D
The ones with a vagina. Duh.
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 01:56
The ones with a vagina. Duh.
Next Question, What do you mean by "Vagina"?
Neo Kervoskia
26-11-2005, 02:05
Tribes is a vagina. Therefore, you are now married to Tribes, which means you are married to me, which means you are married to TSI, which means you are married to Czardas, which means you are married to HN, which means...
Could everyone list their wives/husbands/slaves
Here are mine:
1st Wife/Slave TSI
2nd Wife/Slave Tribes
3rd Wife/Slave N/A
LOL! I know. Ah, hell, I'll just marry any attractive girl here!
Good luck. :rolleyes:
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 02:06
I'm Number 1! I'm Number 1!
Tribes is a vagina. Therefore, you are now married to Tribes, which means you are married to me, which means you are married to TSI, which means you are married to Czardas, which means you are married to HN, which means...
Could everyone list their wives/husbands/slaves
Here are mine:
1st Wife/Slave TSI
2nd Wife/Slave Tribes
3rd Wife/Slave Czardas
You never asked, and thus I'm not, nyah. :p :rolleyes:
I'm apparently married to Avarhierrim... I wonder if that's a girl or a boy. Not like it matters. :p
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 02:07
Tribes is a vagina.
I want to sig that, but I have no room :(
Neo Kervoskia
26-11-2005, 02:11
You never asked, and thus I'm not, nyah. :p :rolleyes:
I'm apparently married to Avarhierrim... I wonder if that's a girl or a boy. Not like it matters. :p
I've done everything from this to that and now I'm doing the other thing. Do you want an internet marriage? If so propose here, hell you can have as many husbands or wives as you want...they don't even have to consent. marriage.
Hah, we are. :D
Neo Kervoskia
26-11-2005, 02:11
I want to sig that, but I have no room :(
There has to be some room? :(
Hah, we are. :D
Show me the post then.
The Chocolate Goddess
26-11-2005, 02:16
So Tribes.. i'm in the harem, huh?
you'll ruin my rep.. oh wait.. did that already...
The South Islands
26-11-2005, 02:18
So Tribes.. i'm in the harem, huh?
you'll ruin my rep.. oh wait.. did that already...
We're all in the Harem.
Does this mean we can all have sex with eachother constantly?
The Tribes Of Longton
26-11-2005, 02:18
So Tribes.. i'm in the harem, huh?
you'll ruin my rep.. oh wait.. did that already...
IIRC, your reputation was a little...similar before. I've simply modificated it :D
Neo Kervoskia
26-11-2005, 02:21
Show me the post then.
Damn, well...er...want to get drunk and burn stuff?
The Chocolate Goddess
26-11-2005, 02:21
We're all in the Harem.
Does this mean we can all have sex with eachother constantly?
well i like to share the bounty.. with willing worshippers...
*ponders*
let's see.. LP.. Tribes... i know them well.. the rest.. hmm