NationStates Jolt Archive

1. I coach youth soccer, but I took this fall season off, though I will be returning to coaching in the spring.

2. I've had my nose broken three times.

3. I'm addicted to Star Wars Battlefront.

4. I'm allergic to chocolate.

5. I want to learn to speak Polish.

1. i have a massive rubbish bag at the foot of my bed because i haven't taken the rubbish out since i moved in, back on 2nd October
2. i bought Homer's Odyssey but can't read it because i have 3 essays to write:(
3. i have 14 pens, a mug, 2 coasters, and a mouse mat on my desk that i got free from the careers fair
4. i never normally drink alcohol but have drank whisky the past 2 nights in the hope of finding a beverage i like
5. i have a lecture in 40mins :eek: so have to get washed and dressed really quickly

1. I love fencing and I fence with my college club - I'm qiute crap

2. I'm cold even though I'm wearing 3 layers at the moment

3. I'm pining for last year when I could wear high heels going out and not be limping the next morning :( :rolleyes:

4. I'm currently in an underground computer lab in college, where I work, and I can hear kangohammers through the ground because of renovations to the library!

5. I once had a big fluffy white and orange cat called Greebo, he was really cool his tail had a curl in the end from when he broke a bone and it healed badly :p :p

OK, I'm...

1. Hotter than Dagenham,
2. Sweeter than sin
3. Better than Hitler
4. Simpler than A, B, C
5. Whiter than milk.


Oh yeah, I'm also a bit tipsy.

1. I coach youth soccer, but I took this fall season off, though I will be returning to coaching in the spring.

2. I've had my nose broken three times.

3. I'm addicted to Star Wars Battlefront.

4. I'm allergic to chocolate.

5. I want to learn to speak Polish.
Me too. I'm a god with a wookie bowcaster! What format do you play it on?

I'm a seahawk fan
I'm about 6'2 and a all around sport person
I get up at 5:30 a.m every weekday
I have a little sister that is 2
My favorite group is the Black Eyed Peas

1. I am a reformed insomniac
2. I married when I was 21
3. I was once in a band that had a single played on the radio
4. I am an XBOX addict
5. There is no spoon....oh no hang on a second that's not a fact about me!
*5. I own every season of Stargate

WOW, now I feel loved!

1. I love fencing and I fence with my college club - I'm qiute crap

2. I'm cold even though I'm wearing 3 layers at the moment

3. I'm pining for last year when I could wear high heels going out and not be limping the next morning :( :rolleyes:

4. I'm currently in an underground computer lab in college, where I work, and I can hear kangohammers through the ground because of renovations to the library!

5. I once had a big fluffy white and orange cat called Greebo, he was really cool his tail had a curl in the end from when he broke a bone and it healed badly :p :p

Greebo? As in Nanny Ogg's Greebo? Kewl

Greebo? As in Nanny Ogg's Greebo? Kewl

Yup! when we got him he was a wild kitten, but he went all soft an sweet after a few days - he'd follow you around like a dog if you went for a walk, was a cool kitty :)

Oh yeah, I'm also a bit tipsy.
at 2.30 in the afternoon? even for a student thats pusihing it :p

Me too. I'm a god with a wookie bowcaster! What format do you play it on?

I play it on the PC. I've only been playing for a short while but have gotten quite good as a pilot. For scenarios that don't have vehicles, though, I tend to go with the generic infantryman.

i have 2 snakes a scorpion and 2 dogs

i always wonder who would win in a fight out of all of those, both snakes are about 5 feet long, but im not sure if they could beat one of the dogs.

i get the shakes if i dont workout for a few days

i have been going out with the same girl for almost a year and half(and im only 16)

a few gay guys at my school still hit on me

1. I'm left-handed

2. grew enough potatoes and tomatoes in my garden this summer to get my family through the winter w/o buying any

3. should get civIV for my birthday this week

4. boss is out for the day so I'm overseeing the office, sort of

5. another decorated Vietnam-era veteran who thinks its time for us to figure out how the hell we're going to get out of Iraq

i'm listening to some drum n bass right now
i have a canon XM1 camera on my desk
and a canon eos-20D too :cool:
i'm currently surrounded by 610 Gb worth of external storage devices
my speakers are logitech and i really don't understand their stupid logo :confused:

lol, i spend that much time here that i'm probably one of the first people everyone meets when they come on the forums
Actually, by now I'm probably more active than you.... in one form or another. :p

i'm listening to some drum n bass right now
i have a canon XM1 camera on my desk
and a canon eos-20D too :cool:
i'm currently surrounded by 610 Gb worth of external storage devices
my speakers are logitech and i really don't understand their stupid logo :confused:

You are such a geek!

Actually, by now I'm probably more active than you.... in one form or another.

Subtle.

Subtle.
You're one to talk.... :p

You are such a geek!
and proud.

You are such a geek!
Heh. Look at the name of the forum on top....

Any chance of me seeing that nice of yours. e mail me at Scottbates1@hotmail.com

Any chance of me seeing that nice of yours. e mail me at Scottbates1@hotmail.com

You should be banned!

And hopefully will be... :rolleyes:

Question: Is it wise to put your email on a public forum?

Question: Is it wise to put your email on a public forum?

IBspamfromhell

Question: Is it wise to put your email on a public forum?
Do we even need to answer that? :rolleyes:

I mean, especially with people like me, you, Cluich, and so on around....

Do we even need to answer that? :rolleyes:

I mean, especially with people like me, you, Cluich, and so on around....

Not to mention the fact that, in posting his email address, the guy also provided his full name as well...

Not to mention the fact that, in posting his email address, the guy also provided his full name as well...
Oh, the irony.

1)As the offspring of Matilda of Scotland, Unuisticc of the Picts, Henry II Curtmantle, William the Conqueror and Llywyllyn Ap Iorweth (sp?), I lay claim to the island of Britannia. (hehe)

2)I live to eat... i don't care what food it is -- so long as it doesn't have mushrooms or cottage cheese in it or something disgusting like tripe or brains-- i'll eat it and probably love it

3)I weigh about 190 pounds

4)I am a Pisces

5)I once decided to break out into a full sprint during a broomball game (similar to ice hockey, but with a ball and brooms) on my buddy's lake. I fell flat on my face, cutting my chin and prompting an eruption of laughs from my friends. lol

1)As the offspring of Matilda of Scotland, Henry II Curtmantle, William the Conqueror and Llywyllyn Ap Iorweth (sp?), I lay claim to the island of Britannia. (hehe)
The history books never mentioned anything about them having a foursome (let alone living at the same time). :confused:

:p

The history books never mentioned anything about them having a foursome (let alone living at the same time). :confused:

:p

hehe

hehe

the toughest part of that post was remembering how to spell Llywyllyn ap Iorweth. I still don't know if i got it right.

might be Llewellyn Ap Iorwerth or something

all i know is, he was a Welsh king/prince around the time of John I, son of Henry II

the toughest part of that post was remembering how to spell Llywyllyn ap Iorweth. I still don't know if i got it right.

might be Llewellyn Ap Iorwerth or something

all i know is, he was a Welsh king/prince around the time of John I, son of Henry II
You don't have to spell it right as long as it doesn't make sense.

how true. the welsh like to use Ws and Ys. hehe

how true. the welsh like to use Ws and Ys. hehe

Like the town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllandysiliogogogoch. (Yes, that's for real.)

1) My camera's lense is jammed
2) The index and middle toes on my right foot are webbed
3) I was born approximately 3 years, 10 months before the fall of the Berlin wall
4) I hate 1 pence coins
5) My cat had droopy whiskers

6. I have through and through puncture scars on my hands, forearms and right bicep. Sometimes,I am self conscious of them, sometimes, I couldnt care less. Considering tatoos on the one on my inner right forearm.

Like the town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllandysiliogogogoch. (Yes, that's for real.)
You had to bring that up before I could think of it, didn't you. *shakes fist*

I WIN! :cool:

I WIN! :cool:

Or, do you lose?

*ponders*

I WIN! :cool:
No you don't. What is winning, grasshopper? :rolleyes:

No you don't. What is winning, grasshopper? :rolleyes:

Frustrating you, my master. :p

5 random facts about myself:

im on my computer
im sitting down
im typing
im playing on nationstates
im just finishing my last random fact about myself.

Frustrating you, my master. :p
That's difficult. I'm not feeling particularly frustrated right now. :p I was just playing with your mind there.... really.... ;)

1. still in school :headbang: (i think you can under stand)
2. love games
3. football fan
4. hope to one day rule the world
5. randomly ramble on about useless subjects

5 random facts about myself:

im on my computer
im sitting down
im typing
im playing on nationstates
im just finishing my last random fact about myself.
That certainly tells us a lot about you.

That's difficult. I'm not feeling particularly frustrated right now. :p I was just playing with your mind there.... really.... ;)

Bugger all! Guess I'll just hafta try harder. :p

5 random facts about myself:

im on my computer
im sitting down
im typing
im playing on nationstates
im just finishing my last random fact about myself.

Brilliant... :rolleyes:

That certainly tells us a lot about you.
i know

4. hope to one day rule the world
Not while I'm in charge, young 'un! :D

1. The country, that I live in, ruined Soviet Union. :sniper:
2. I love doom metal.
3. I hurt my knee today. It pains now.
4. I'm Cancer
5. I'm gonna take a bottle of beer (probably the best beer ever made) from my refrigerator after I post this message. :p

4. I'm Cancer


:eek:

:eek:

I think they mean their zodiac sign, by Cancer...

1. I am on Nationstates.
2. I am a human.
3. I am wearing jeans.
4. I am me.
5. I just typed the number '5'.

Not while I'm in charge, young 'un! :D
Ah, but Grandpa! We wanna play with the world too! Please? Please?! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!

1. The country, that I live in, ruined Soviet Union. :sniper:
2. I love doom metal.
3. I hurt my knee today. It pains now.
4. I'm Cancer
5. I'm gonna take a bottle of beer (probably the best beer ever made) from my refrigerator after I post this message. :p

what do you propose to do with that bottle of beer?

1. im failing in school
2. i have a pink highlighter
3. i ate my last highlighter for a bet
4. i have every episode of family guy
5. i am 69 inches tall :p

1. im failing in school

3. i ate my last highlighter for a bet
Hm, I think I'm seeing a trend in your facts.

Hm, I think I'm seeing a trend in your facts.
I am sadended by the fact that I missed most of this thread, and am to lazy to read it all right now.....

1. I am a jazz bassist
2. My ring has music staff on it
3. I am seriously screwed up
4. I work at KFC, and a conference center in town, and as a bassist in a paid pep-band
5. I am wearing black slacks and a yellow dress shirt

Ah, but Grandpa! We wanna play with the world too! Please? Please?! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!
Well ok, I don't see the harm in letting you have it for a few minutes... :p

and because I can't get the normal subscription button to work, and you can do you it through a post still-tag

Well ok, I don't see the harm in letting you have it for a few minutes... :p
YAY!! WHEEE!!!
*Shattering sound*
Oops.
*Runs away crying*

Well ok, I don't see the harm in letting you have it for a few minutes... :p
When do I get a turn, oh great one...
:D

When Fiddlebottoms is finished with ....


*Eyes travel upwards and then down in an arc*



*BOOM!*


.... never mind. *Chases after Fiddles with an RPG*

When Fiddlebottoms is finished with ....


*Eyes travel upwards and then down in an arc*



*BOOM!*
With a bit of superglue and duct tape I am sure that will be fixed in no time. See, China is in one peice.
Mostly.
.... never mind. *Chases after Fiddles with an RPG*
Oh dear god, no, anything but that! NOO! I'll never play Vampire: The Masquerade with you! You're a terrible GM and you can't make me!

very possibly. i played mariokart and totally kicked ass today.

Haha, you'll never beat me in a battle. I fucking rule.

When do I get a turn, oh great one...
:D
And can I have it after he does? ;)

Haha, you'll never beat me in a battle. I fucking rule.
Battle? Who needs to beat you at that?

*beats DHomme with a stick*

Battle? Who needs to beat you at that?

*beats DHomme with a stick*

*sets fire to Branin, dances naked around the flaming body*

*sets fire to Branin, dances naked around the flaming body*
*hugs Dhomme*






*snickers*

1 - I suck at new video games but I kick ass at Tetris!
2 - My catch phrase if I ever run for office is: Unleash the weasel!
3 - I'm not addicted to anything other than Diet Pepsi
4 - I've fixed my remote control after I broke it into about 5 pieces; duct tape is awesome!
5 - I'm right handed

*hugs Dhomme*






*snickers*
*puts out pubic fire*

*screams*

Score!

*runs off laughing*

*realizes he's still on fire*

*screams*

Score!

*runs off laughing*

*realizes he's still on fire*

*screams*
*laughs uproariously in a strangely sinister way*

Thread officially hijacked. Take this thread to Cuba!

Thread officially hijacked. Take this thread to Cuba!
Heyyyyyyyy Cuba!

Thread officially hijacked. Take this thread to Cuba!Or the spam forum... as though there's a difference.

*posts on topic*

(What was the topic?)

Or the spam forum... as though there's a difference.


http://images5.theimagehosting.com/castro.2.jpg (http://www.theimagehosting.com)

*posts on topic*

(What was the topic?)
*joins the on topic discussion*
I think it had something to do with 'post 50 weird things about you' ... or was it 'abnormal things'? Might've been 'post 5 random things. Anything, really'. ...am I close?

*joins the on topic discussion*
I think it had something to do with 'post 50 weird things about you' ... or was it 'abnormal things'? Might've been 'post 5 random things. Anything, really'. ...am I close?
*replies on topic*
Sounds kind of familar, but to be honest I have no idea

*replies on topic*
Sounds kind of familar, but to be honest I have no idea
*replies a little off topic*
Meh...don't know. I'll go eat something. Maybe I'll remember. Or maybe I'll choke on a pretzel and die a most horrible death. In that case I shall never find out what this thread was really about.

*replies on topic*
Sounds kind of familar, but to be honest I have no idea
*continues discussing topic*

You wouldn't!

*continues discussing topic*

You wouldn't!
*branches into a relevant and closely related tangent*
Thats what your mom said

*branches into a relevant and closely related tangent*
Thats what your mom said
*expands discussion*

She was talking about yours

*expands discussion*

She was talking about yours
*posts relavent link (http://www.google.com/)*

That could be akward

I play it on the PC. I've only been playing for a short while but have gotten quite good as a pilot. For scenarios that don't have vehicles, though, I tend to go with the generic infantryman.
*mumbles* bloody vehicles! You know what tankers rhymes with don't you! =TPR= owns all!*mumbles*

*posts relavent link (http://www.google.com/)*

That could be akward
*argues relativity of link and posts another relevant link (http://forums.jolt.co.uik/forumdisplay.php?f=1227) contesting that*

It is.

*argues relativity of link and posts another relevant link (http://forums.jolt.co.uik/forumdisplay.php?f=1227) contesting that*

It is.
*points out that your link doesn't work*

Well, I've got to go for now. Other stuff to do and all. Besides, she's citer than you.

*jumps in on discussion with little or no knowledge of the actual topic and makes a witty remark [insert witty remark here]*

*mumbles* bloody vehicles! You know what tankers rhymes with don't you! =TPR= owns all!*mumbles*

Hey, nothing like taking a Y-wing on bombing runs over Kashyyyk. :cool:

Hey, nothing like taking a Y-wing on bombing runs over Kashyyyk. :cool:
AMEN!!!!

Hey, nothing like taking a Y-wing on bombing runs over Kashyyyk. :cool:
Yeah, except said Y-wing being shot down by a shock trooper!

1. i just spent about an hour reading all the entries just so i could could up with something
2. didnt work cuz i forgot everything already
3. nope still nothing
4. just remembered i took my contacts out for the first time in over 2 months and these are the ones that are only ment to be worn for 16 hrs a day for 2 weeks
5. my eyes hurt

1. I LOOOOOOOOVE Star Wars: Battlefront (2 and 1)
2. I have brown eyes
3. My favorite music is 50's
4. I play wargames (the ones on a board with cardboard counters)
5. I am a vegetarian

1. It's me and my BF's 2 year anniversary and he hasnt remembered
2. I love watching the Snow fall (which its doing outside)
3. My hair is currently purple
4. I chickened out from gettin a tattoo cos the dude was scary
5. Im meant to be doing my maths paper :D

6. i decided to add some more to the list
7. I got a $2660 check in the mail from the United States Treasury today
8. I have already lost said check and wish very much to find it again.
9. i misplace things easily
10. I have A.D.D.

Question: Is it wise to put your email on a public forum?
*wais for someone to send him Goatse*

*jumps in on discussion with little or no knowledge of the actual topic and makes a witty remark [insert witty remark here]*

*Asks religious question related to witty remark and prior discussion with the intent of starting a flamewar, then minimodding to the mods to get myself liked by them*

and now...

1. My I.Q. is 160. that's the top 0.005% of the population, so i'm 99.995% likely to be > j00, where j00 is the I.Q. of the reader. That's not a result produced by a shoddy net test, i'm in MENSA.
2. I consider myself a nerd
3. I was in the chess club at my old (better) school
4. I've beaten the very hard mode on PLOK. If you can do that at the age of eleven, i'll put something else in slot number four.
5. I'm about to get beaten hollow by my stronger, more mentally thick-set peers.

Here are some better ones.

1. The I.Q. of 160 claim is true. However I.Q. isn't really that much. Tell me if you have seen my common sense around here?
2. I do play a lot of videogames, plus I play D&D. I'm the DM.
3. I hate microsoft. If you gave me the chance, i'd pee on the m$ sign at their HQ.
4. I dislike bad grammar. Please flame me over my bad grammar. By bad grammar i also mean Americanisms and split infinitives. To boldly go to the relevant section of the dictionary!
5. I invented a disease, called 'Explosive hands disorder'. It has the upside of rapid cell regeneration in the forearms, and the downside of a biological pressure-sensitive pack of C4. EHD is passed on by blood found inside airborne chunks of hand.

1. My I.Q. is 160. that's the top 0.005% of the population, so i'm 99.995% likely to be > j00, where j00 is the I.Q. of the reader. That's not a result produced by a shoddy net test, i'm in MENSA.
Mine's 180.... FWIW. Not much. I still have absolutely no common sense and have no "people smarts" whatsoever. I didn't know anything about proper etiquette until the age of 12. :-/

Mine's 180.... FWIW. Not much. I still have absolutely no common sense and have no "people smarts" whatsoever. I didn't know anything about proper etiquette until the age of 12. :-/

I went to an all-boys grammar school for 3 years. If you so wish, you have my permission stare at my ineptness around those of the female persuasion and laugh.

Oh great! An I.Q. pissing contest! Mine is only 142 but I once beat a kid with a much higher I.Q. into unconsciousness because he thought being smart meant he could talk shit about my friend who isn't very smart. :D


EDIT I might add that his I.Q. didn't help him to know he should have just shut up when I asked politely (twice).

I went to an all-boys grammar school for 3 years. If you so wish, you have my permission stare at my ineptness around those of the female persuasion and laugh.
You should see mine. I can assure you it's worse. ;)

1. I am a girl who has inexplicably been asked out by three gay men and a transvestite, and never by a straight guy.

2. My lover has taken to calling me Bornean Loveslut Goddess for reasons no one can explain.

3. I am wearing a suit, and the jacket looks just like the jacket worn by Johnny Depp in Chocolate Factory.

4. I routinely make milkshakes at three AM.

5. I get to learn to bellydance next semester. :D

what do you propose to do with that bottle of beer?

really good question. What is possible to do with a bottle of beer????:rolleyes:

Oh great! An I.Q. pissing contest! Mine is only 142 but I once beat a kid with a much higher I.Q. into unconsciousness because he thought being smart meant he could talk shit about my friend who isn't very smart. :D


EDIT I might add that his I.Q. didn't help him to know he should have just shut up when I asked politely (twice).

I.Q. is inversely proportional to people skills. This means that we can realise this fact but not actually implement it.

1) It's rainy out, and it's making my body ache

2) My favorite beer is Corona with a lime twist, and my favorite "hard liquor" is Yukon Jack

3) I'm a pyromaniac, and I have built fires the size of basketball courts on more than one occasion. (legally, of course. I'm NOT an arsonist)

4) When I get drunk, I'm told I get pretty violent, but not in a mean way. I have yet to figure that out.

5) I've dislocated both my knees twice, my right shoulder 4 times, and my left hip once. See #1 on the list.

I.Q. is inversely proportional to people skills. This means that we can realise this fact but not actually implement it.
I.Q. also doesn't give you any common sense, which I sometimes lack.

Your english,sir,is far from impressive.
Agus ta do cuid ghailge uafasach
Ин цонцлусион,и овн,ыоу суцк



ta mo gaeilge ar fheaus:confused:

*Asks religious question related to witty remark and prior discussion with the intent of starting a flamewar, then minimodding to the mods to get myself liked by them*

and now...

*Denies existence of religious evidence toward witty remark, falls victim to flamebait and pronounces Wooktop a kissass*

1. My I.Q. is 160. that's the top 0.005% of the population, so i'm 99.995% likely to be > j00, where j00 is the I.Q. of the reader. That's not a result produced by a shoddy net test, i'm in MENSA.

My I.Q. is 163 supposedly. Haha! Take that! In your face! *flame*

2. I consider myself a nerd

I don't. My nerdiness evaporated the first time I had sex.

3. I was in the chess club at my old (better) school

My old school didn't have a chess club. :(

4. I've beaten the very hard mode on PLOK. If you can do that at the age of eleven, i'll put something else in slot number four.

I never heard of that, but I have been playing the piano since I was three. My first song was "Louie, Louie".

5. I'm about to get beaten hollow by my stronger, more mentally thick-set peers.

We promise not to hurt you too bad. :D

Here are some better ones.

1. The I.Q. of 160 claim is true. However I.Q. isn't really that much. Tell me if you have seen my common sense around here?
2. I do play a lot of videogames, plus I play D&D. I'm the DM.
3. I hate microsoft. If you gave me the chance, i'd pee on the m$ sign at their HQ.
4. I dislike bad grammar. Please flame me over my bad grammar. By bad grammar i also mean Americanisms and split infinitives. To boldly go to the relevant section of the dictionary!
5. I invented a disease, called 'Explosive hands disorder'. It has the upside of rapid cell regeneration in the forearms, and the downside of a biological pressure-sensitive pack of C4. EHD is passed on by blood found inside airborne chunks of hand.

I used to correct the spelling and grammar on my friends' notes before replying to them. It's a minor obsession of mine.

A man after my own heart. Which?

Vertigo of Bliss. I <3 your music taste. :)

2. My lover has taken to calling me Bornean Loveslut Goddess for reasons no one can explain.


How...cute...

Vertigo of Bliss. I <3 your music taste. :)
Awesome, that's very probably my favourite album ever :)

Ooh, another one! I have a major war on with a friend over latin pronunciation. I saw Veni Vidi Vichi, he says Waney weedey weekey.

We fight over it so much it's not funny anymore. My girlfriend just gives up, sighs and tells us to stop it!

Then, she calls my friend "Liss", and so do I, despite this friend being male.

Fun fun!

i have no idea what my IQ is :D I can tell you I'm pretty goddamned smart - I don't give a flying fuck about school and I still have a 4.0

1. i'm not wearing any underwear right now
2. i love going to private school - i have the next week off for thanksgiving
3. i love vitamin water mostly because it looks beyond cool to carry around a bottle of bright pink water
4. i'm loud, opinionated, and kind of an ass most of the time, but pretty much everyone i meet loves me (or at least find me charming)
5. i think tight pants on boys are overrated.

Ooh, another one! I have a major war on with a friend over latin pronunciation. I saw Veni Vidi Vichi, he says Waney weedey weekey.


Your friend wins.

3. i love vitamin water mostly because it looks beyond cool to carry around a bottle of bright pink water

Only if you're Fass. :p

3. i love vitamin water mostly because it looks beyond cool to carry around a bottle of bright pink water
It does?





...

How does my friend win?
What's a 4.0? is that like getting As without revising every time?

apart from in art, but we don't talk about that. I draw stickmen with blood and explosions, never got past lesson number one.


Oh, and i'm teaching myself ancient egyptian.

Khepesh n ka n Senbi Ma'a-Kheru

An offering of the leg of an ox for the lifegiving Ka-soul of Senbi, the justified. The justified / true of voice is about the same as R.I.P.

It does?





...

as far as i'm concerned. and really...that's all that matters to me :)

What's a 4.0? is that like getting As without revising every time?


Yes. I think my grade weighted with honors/AP would be a 4.3? But that's only because I'm in high school and they like to make us all look smarter by adding random points.

as far as i'm concerned. and really...that's all that matters to me :)
Ok....

Ok....

I should probably add "and I'm terribly arrogant" to that list. Or that as far as logic is concerned, I have my own brand, thank you very much.

With a name like Lizpow you need a nifty thing like pinky water.

My thing is the ability to overload the matrix. I'd crash them by using all available memory for storing rendom info and having multiple trains of thought at the same time, some on a deep and philosophical level and some about cheese.

I can disprove quantum reality theory.

If everything, possible or not, can happen in a quantum reality, then what about the quantum realities where there isn't aquantum reality existence?
They therefore do not exist by nature of existing, and this impossibility for a supposed possibility to exist disproves the theory.

Hard to explain, but the thoughts in my head make it clear.

Basically quantum realities should allow nonexistence of themselves, which is kind of impossible for something to exist and not exist.

*sigh*... it's simple, if you think it through, but...

1. I am tired
2. I am always tired
3. I dont get enough sleep
4. i want to go to bed
5. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

How does my friend win?

He's got the correct Latin pronunciation.

With a name like Lizpow you need a nifty thing like pinky water.



hahaha I needed a name I would actually remember. As odd as it ends up being for a country, it's a nickname I picked up last year because a director of mine claimed there were too many Elizabeths running about. Everyone thought it was rather catchy.

He's got the correct Latin pronunciation.

Never heard that. I was told by two consecutive latin teachers it's Vs not Ws.

Do we Womit or vomit?
Wictims or victims?
Anyway, germans go for Vs and germans rule.

Edt: Yes, Lizpow is catchy. Lizzzzpow!

I know a person whose surname is Timms, and he's Timmay.

Timmmmasaaaaay!

Never heard that. I was told by two consecutive latin teachers it's Vs not Ws.

Do we Womit or vomit?
Wictims or victims?
Anyway, germans go for Vs and germans rule.

We vomit, but the ancient Romans womited.

We vomit, but the ancient Romans womited.

Holy zombi jesus, they must have sounded camp as tits!

1. I'm listening to a band I don't care for.
2. I am wearing a Nirvana wristband.
3. I'm drinking RC.
4. I play guitar.
5. I just got home.

1. I bought an MP3 payer yesterday
2. I'm about to go to work.
3. The armrest on my computer chair is broken
4. My dogs name is Larry
5. I need a haircut

1. I failed grade nine english. Twice.
2. I've been eating tuna fish since I was seven. Love it. plain.
3. I'm an INTJ on the Myers-Brigg Personality Inventory.
4. I'm allergic to Coca-cola, but not Pepsi.
5. I take great pride in maintaining regularity.

1. I'm listening to a band I don't care for.
2. I am wearing a Nirvana wristband.
3. I'm drinking RC.
4. I play guitar.
5. I just got home.


Awsome, i play too:)

1: I have a cold today
2: Cold's suck
3: I am on my couch
4: I did not go to school today
5: A good soldier obeys without question. A good officer commands without doubt.

1. Likes the Xbox/Xbox 360
2. Writing novel currently
3. 12 years old
4. Favorite Game (Series) Ever: Hitman
5. Likes Anime

1. My computer chair is an aerobics ball.
2. my spines hurts from the crappy posture on it.
3. i am on msn messenger
4. i just listened to the theme music for doctor who
5. earlier i was making machines and arms with lego technic.
5a. i do not want a haircut.
5aii. i have a bet of £100 on keeping my schoolbag till i am in year 11.
5aiii. i have too much to say

1. Im gonna go watch Dio live in a couple of weeks.
2. I dont want a haircut.
3. I live in the middle of a field, surrounded by forest.
4. I usually only post 1 or 2 messages here before logging out. I never read the replies.
5. I like my milk with tea.

1 i punched through a glass door when i was 5
2 huge fan of the smurfs
3 got great results in my leaving cert, studied 2 weeks before the exams...... forgotten everything i learned by now
4 i'm wearing a watch, that doesn't work, just because it looks purty
5 i alternate between accents quite frequently

1. Likes the Xbox/Xbox 360
2. Writing novel currently
3. 12 years old
4. Favorite Game (Series) Ever: Hitman
5. Likes Anime

Is it good?...I'v never played it, but always wanted to.

1) I wish I were in a touring band right now playing drums.

2) I went to college for 4 years to get a degree for a field I can't get a job in.

3) My eyes are both green and brown which is a problem for the DMV.

4) I've been playing drums since I was 6 years old.

5) I'm alright.

1) I can vibrate my eyes.
2) I'm listening to The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al.
3) I'm wearing a Queen shirt.
4) I'm contemplating making a bowl of Easy Mac.
5) I have a bubble pipe in my mouth.

1. i am a twin.
2. i burned up my house when i was 5, everyone but my twin (4 of us) got a whipping because of it.
3. i just got a new puppy who likes to chew on everything.
4. i'm bored off my rocker and watching the cars drive by on the highway right now.
5. i once started a "zombie" chant at a rob zombie concert in Dallas.

1.I am 13
2.I have never had sex
3.I have never been stoned.
4.I am a cancer born in the year of the monkey
5.I realised for the first time today that most of the people at my school are complete ideots. :headbang:

1. I am an infralapsarian superelectionist. :p

2. I pastor a church.

3. I'm out now, but I spent twenty-three years in the Indiana State Penn.

4. I don't give a damn about profanity. :D

5. I have a ThD in Theological Studies.

1) Im new here
2) Its freezing
3) Omg I have Physics tomorrow lolz
4) Im tired and really should be sleeping
5) I must find more music worthy of adding to my Zen micro lol

1 I had surgury last week
2 lived in 11 places in 16 years
3 have an annoying little brother
4 like wearing heals
5 wish to dye my hair purple though against evil school dress code

1: I have the nickname 'master goldfish' because my short-term memory is apalling.

2: My girlfriend and just about everyone endorses it:rolleyes:

3: I have waay too much work to do and not enough time to do it

4: I am listening to 'your horoscope for today' by Weird Al Yankovich and its amazing: "taurus!, you will never find true happyness, what you gonna do? cry about it? the stars predict that tomorrow your gonna wake up, do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep"

5: la la la Mcla

5.1: Its just gone 22:00 and i just got up :D

1) I can vibrate my eyes.


OH CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU DO THAT!?!?!

Both my neighbor and my cousin can do it, but they both refuse to teach me how. They both say they know how they do so, but they just wont teach me. Will you plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz???

OH CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU DO THAT!?!?!

Both my neighbor and my cousin can do it, but they both refuse to teach me how. They both say they know how they do so, but they just wont teach me. Will you plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz???

It's not really something you can explain, seriously. I just did it one day in school. I don't even know how I do it, but it's voluntary.

Maybe someone else can help you, but I sure can't.

1. I have never seen any of the Terminator movies or any of the Alien movies - and for no definite reason, either.
2. I have four cats, and this is the second time this has happened (no overlap of members between the two groups of four)
3. What I should be doing right now is writing an essay about Krapp's Last Tape, by Samuel Beckett, for my Drama class.
4. Either that or shaving.
5. Pasta with pesto is seriously awesome.

It's not really something you can explain, seriously. I just did it one day in school. I don't even know how I do it, but it's voluntary.

Maybe someone else can help you, but I sure can't.

I can do this too... but it's hard to explain. What I do is put my eyes completely out of focus, so everything is fuzzy, and then... jiggle. I don't think I can simplify it any further...

1.I am eating Salmon Dip and making a mess on my pants while doing it.
2.I had Fourteen Dollars and Seventy cents in my Wallet in coinage.
3.It was my Birthday on Thursday.
4.I cut my Right Big Toes nail too short.
5.Preebles dosent want to seriously admit it but i stalk her..........

I've been drinking since i was thirteen(not continuosly)
I have a birth mark that looks like texas on my arse
My dad invented the game downfall
I've nearly died once
I know the stats of every card in the marvel superhero top trumps

1. I'm working in a helpdesk at the moment
2. I have a thimble on a chain, which is the first one I broke playing washboard
3. I won first prize singing Thunderstuck by AC/DC in a local contest.
4. The only time I was in a plane was in a WW1 Antonov bomber (I suspect with loads of duct tape) on holiday with my family
5. I've seen the musical Grease in Czech

1. I'm too broke to pay my internet bill, so I'm using the public library computer.
2. I have 14 cats.
3. I'm bipolar.
4. I need a shower.
5. My watch is 5 minutes fast.

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1. I hate wearing socks.
2. I just worked out a problem involving determining the molar mass of an unknown metal based upon the length of one edge of a single crystal.
3. I currently have a mild headache.
4. I was born without a tail.
5. I don't have wisdom teeth. I never had them. I was born without those, too.

1. I've never tasted absinthe.
2. I've never had a homosexual experience.
3. I like hot dogs.
4. I have seen a comet.
5. Nobody famous knows me.

1.I hate fish
2.I like green
3.I have an IQ of 140
4. I think pink is the greatest
5. so are my teachers

my feet are cold
my window is open
its cold outside
i must be a genius for working that one out
i'm going for a bath

I've been drinking since i was thirteen(not continuosly)
I have a birth mark that looks like texas on my arse
My dad invented the game downfall
I've nearly died once
I know the stats of every card in the marvel superhero top trumps
I hate Downfall.

I have a wife who is legaly blond.
My family was rich untill they came to America.
My high school had a higher murder rate than most cites.:sniper:
I love milkshakes.
I have dark brown hair.

I can't help but despising the very concept of military, arms and everything involved
I've had 3 large mugs of tea this morning... can't live without it
I took Thursday and Friday off from work to hopefully finish a birthday present for a very special person (and I know he'll die of curiosity when he reads this :p )
I love drawing and painting, although my drawings are better, as I don't quite have the hang of colour yet
I enjoy debatting on NS

I have a torn ligment in my left ankle.
I have a headache, like a really bad one, and it wont go away.
I enjoy writing, and using "big words" to impress people.
I study Swedish, every night, for at least two hours.
I'm wearing long-johns, right now, and I'm still cold.
(on above) I'm really whiney today! :p

I hate Downfall.
hey ..................................................................shut up!
how can you hate downfall it's probably on of the best cames ever after croos fire and kerr plunk unfortunately my dad had no hand in the invention of those

1. There is one CD (Free All Angels) on my desk.
2. There are two empty cigarette packets on my desk.
3. There are three empty bottles on my desk.
4. There are four empty cartons on my desk.
5. Er...

Someone needs to clean his desk... :p

Someone needs to clean his desk... :p

It's not as bad as it is sometimes. And not a patch on Bash.org's winner.

hey ..................................................................shut up!
how can you hate downfall it's probably on of the best cames ever after croos fire and kerr plunk unfortunately my dad had no hand in the invention of those
Connect Four always seemed better and i hated the way one could steal a turn from 2 to 4.

i'm sitting next to an open log fire
i'm using a laptop (dell XPS2 woot)
i've been up since 5 and out in the cold from 8 (till about 20 minutes ago)
i'm still wearing long-johns (thermal underwear... tis dead sexy ;))
but i'm wearing no normal underwear - effectively going commando today :D

i will be signing into msn later hopefully for a nice long chat with someone :)

Five more...

6. I'm working on getting drunk right now.

7. I'm getting the urge to play Star Wars Battlefront.

8. Somehow, I'm still able to type, despite the amount of beer I've had.

9. I woke up and threw on the same jeans I wore yesterday, which have a nice Guinness stain on them now.

10. I'll probably get myself banned if I keep posting today.

1. I love classical music
2. I adore Renaissance art
3. I bloody hate 1337
4. Not so closet emo kid
5. My life really sucks atm:(

1.) Anime nerd
2.) House is a sty.
3.) 27 years old
4.) First and only love was an online love.
5.) Revers coffee. XD

1. i am an shoegazing indie kid
2. i have a black telecaster
3. i am a mountain leader
4. my girlfriend has brown hair
5. i am studying design and technology

1. i love movies
2. i party alot
3. right now my head hurts like hell
4. and i'm at work
5. i'm likely to sleep on the next few minutes...

1) My pc's a piece of crap.

2) Despite the crappy state of my pc I'm on the forum.

3) My workplace is infested with pests. (Not to mention my boss)

4) I have to finish a 5 page paper.

5) I'm optimistic.