NationStates Jolt Archive

Simple. Everybody gives five random facts about themselves. Here's mine:

1. I have $76 in my wallet.
2. I love vanilla milkshakes
3. I'm wearing a white T-shirt
4. I got up this morning at 8:14 a.m.
5. I've broken my left-hand pinky in gym.


Ok, now you guys (and girls) do the same.

1. colts fan
2. im charging my phone right now
3. i need a hair cut
4. my trash can is overflowing
5. im watching nascar right now

I took time off from work this morning to go to Chinatown in Philadelphia and get three cell phones unlocked.

I like soups.

My parents were immigrants.

I don't currently have a pet

I can pound a nail straight into my nasal sinuses, not up my nose, but straight into my face like some freakshow performers do.

1. i have a nice arse
2. i am arrogant and proud
3. i cant stand welsh people who think wales is the best thing ever and constantly put down the english
4. i have been awake since 7.30am
5. my mummy says im special :)

1. My room is messy
2. I have a gay guy who is perverted for me
3. I am listening to a Rammstein song at the moment
4. I am hungry
5. Hablo espanol.

1. I cannot currently see my desk, bed or bookshelf surfaces for copious piles of (metaphorical) crap.
2. Since I started university I have become addicted to Subway, to the tune of £20 per week (foot long averages at ~£4.70, meals a bit more)
3. Amazingly, I managed not to have sex during freshers week. :( (damned lying rumours)
4. I just watched the first thing to make me scream since I was nine.
5. At halloween my flat was without candles, so we set fire to our pumpkin and played football with it.

Also, can we do parody lists? I have an urge to write an extremely emo list...

1. i have 45 scars and 3 tattoos
2.i am currently drinking a double tequilla and vodka with coke
3.i am preparing for the pub
4. i have a rare genetic condition
5.i make the best club sandwhiches in the world

I don't pound things into my own head
I had two tattoos done in the Phillipenes in 1988
My son and I play Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin quite often
My wife is 4 years older than I am
I don't have a dime to my name until Wednesday - early payday due to the Thanksgiving holiday.

I had my teeth cleaned today

I have a Moto Guzzi

My dogs name is Guzzi

He is a Pug

I have an I Book

1. I'm on the forum! (That is news for people who actually know me and my account problems.)

2. I love White Russians and make a kickass Sex on the Beach

3. I sleep with stuffed animals still (Tora Chan and Bear Bear, where Bear Bear is MIA :( ).

4. I am 98 and half years old. ;)

5. I wish I had a penis for a day.....still..... :P

1) Jane Eyre is my true love...
2) I can play the piano with my voice alone...
3) I love cake...
4) If I could be any country, I'd be Iceland
5) ALW's Phantom of the Opera Merchandise I own: one-disc original release of DVD, 2-disc special collector's edition of DVD, original movie soundtrack, and original broadway soundtrack. I have ordered the two-disc extended movie soundtrack, but it hasn't come yet...

1. I cannot currently see my desk, bed or bookshelf surfaces for copious piles of (metaphorical) crap.
2. Since I started university I have become addicted to Subway, to the tune of £20 per week (foot long averages at ~£4.70, meals a bit more)
3. Amazingly, I managed not to have sex during freshers week. :( (damned lying rumours)
4. I just watched the first thing to make me scream since I was nine.
5. At halloween my flat was without candles, so we set fire to our pumpkin and played football with it.

Also, can we do parody lists? I have an urge to write an extremely emo list...


emo = :eek:

what do u mean by the parody list thing?

1) I'm using a bible as an armrest. And it's very comfortable.
2) My printer has run out of ink. Which would be fine, if it wasn't a Dell Own Brand. Curses!
3) I should really be doing my Discrete Mathematics work. But this site is too damned distracting.
4) My pot plant is called Cedrick. I have been a negligent owner.
5) I created a hypothetical religion. It rocked. Though not a religion at the minute, I still use its philosophies and find them to be incredibly insightful.

5) ALW's Phantom of the Opera Merchandise I own: one-disc original release of DVD, 2-disc special collector's edition of DVD, original movie soundtrack, and original broadway soundtrack. I have ordered the two-disc extended movie soundtrack, but it hasn't come yet...

the phantom of the opera movie rocked

the phantom of the opera movie rocked

:D I spend inordinate amounts of time singing along to it.

1:I'm hungry,but we have no chocolate in the house
2:1 (4n d0 7h15
3:Анд тчис
4:i just got a text
5:All Your Base Are Belong To Chuck Norris

emo = :eek:

what do u mean by the parody list thing?
Like a list that takes the piss out of certain people. Hence, extremely emo list even though I am in no way emo. Except for the crying in darkened rooms thing, but I'm quitting slowly...¬_¬

Like a list that takes the piss out of certain people. Hence, extremely emo list even though I am in no way emo. Except for the crying in darkened rooms thing, but I'm quitting slowly...¬_¬



no thanks, just make a parody list thread instead.


good luck with the whole room thing...

2:1 (4n d0 7h15


1 (@n d0 7h!5 700 !!

1. My computer desk is cluttered with books and magazines.
2. I'm in the process of building a Website for someone.
3. My bed is over three feet high.
4. There are a total of 131 books in my bookcase right now, and about 500 more in my storage container.
5. I have two cats and a dog.

1. I just shaved off my mustache and beard a few minutes ago
2. I have the hots for my sister
3. My dad said I looked like a hipppie last night during dinner
4. I'm now 21 and I still haven't had my first drink yet
5. I woke up at 1:30 pm today

1 (@n d0 7h!5 700 !!
Y4,8u7 1'm 83773r.y0u 4r3 73h 5ux0rz

2. I have the hots for my sister

:eek:

Y4,8u7 1'm 83773r.y0u 4r3 73h 5ux0rz

yeah well, i can write in english... so ha

1. I got off work early today with the intent of leaving town, decided not to because of the cold, and instead came here and saw that I am finally able to post on the forums and went apes--t.
2. my hair changes color pretty much every week
3. I see Tribe's mountains of metaphorical crap and raise him a bed covered in cat hair and supposedly recently laundered clothes and art supplies. I wish it was just mountains of laundered money so I could go on vacation.
4. I grew up in texas. and am a liberal *gasp*
5. My boyfriend just called so I'm ending this thread because he's more important

yeah well, i can write in english... so ha
Your english,sir,is far from impressive.
Agus ta do cuid ghailge uafasach
Ин цонцлусион,и овн,ыоу суцк

1. I have a younger brother who annoys the hell out of me.
2. I'm bisexual, though possibly lesbian since I'm beginning to lean to girls more (probably because I'm going out with one right now).
3. In elementary school I always wore moccasins instead of tennis shoes and the like.
4. On September 11, 2001, I was home sick with strep throat and my family had just moved to Arlington, Viginia that summer. I was in 5th grade at the time and I was home alone.
5. My art teacher is the female equivalent of Satan.

:eek:
Don't worry, she and I were adopted from separate families. :) :fluffle: :D

Your english,sir,is far from impressive.
Agus ta do cuid ghailge uafasach
Ин цонцлусион,и овн,ыоу суцк

je suis meilleur avec le Français

Don't worry, she and I were adopted from separate families. :) :fluffle: :D
Oh, what? Oh, ok

1. I smoke cigarettes.
2. I'm not going to quit until my girlfriend becomes my wife and gets pregnant.
3. I was born the day Patty Hearst was released from prison. I think. Patty Hearst was definitely in the newspaper.
4. I used to be able to say, "Are you standing on one foot?" in Yiddish. Sadly, it has escaped me.
5. I saw Jeepers Creepers II last night for the first time. It was the finest documentary I've ever seen in my life.

I'm lesbian
ANTI-CHRIST!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :upyours:

je suis meilleur avec le Français
Mein deutsch ist gut,aber nich so gut als mein irisch,oder mein englisch,oder mein 1337

ANTI-CHRIST!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :upyours:

*stabs*

ANTI-CHRIST!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :upyours:
...Holy crap. *hides*

1. I have consumed 126 cans of soda in the last week
2. My computer's name is Amia
3. I can dislocate my shoulder almost at will
4. My favorite word is 'cash'
5. I am slowly building a wall of soda cans around my computer

ANTI-CHRIST!!!! :mad :mad :mad :mad :gundge :gundge :gundge :upyours

Get out in Jesus' name I pray!

Mein deutsch ist gut,aber nich so gut als mein irisch,oder mein englisch,oder mein 1337

LMFAO well I'd be sad for you if your 1337 were too good

1. I was raised Methodist but I'm actually agnostic.

2. Dico linguam Latinam.

3. I'm currently highly pissed at the Alabama football team for sucking against Auburn.

4. I know more about Star Wars than anyone should.

5. I listen to Japanese music.

Get out in Jesus' name I pray!
What are you complaining about?

You're all DARKSIDED!

1. I have consumed 126 cans of soda in the last week
2. My computer's name is Amia
3. I can dislocate my shoulder almost at will
4. My favorite word is 'cash'
5. I am slowly building a wall of soda cans around my computer

You remind me of one of my friends. He loves coca-cola, his comp, and money, and frequently consumes 5000+ calories in one day.

You remind me of one of my friends. He loves coca-cola, his comp, and money, and frequently consumes 5000+ calories in one day.

WOW. 5000? can he even get out of the house under his own leg power anymore?

LMFAO well I'd be sad for you if your 1337 were too good

my 1337 is perfect
7h4nk5 70 7h3 w0nd3r5 0f |337k3y
h77p5://4dd0n5.m0z1||4.0r6/3x73n510n5/m0r31nf0.php?1d=770 (https://addons.mozilla.org/extensions/moreinfo.php?id=770)

WOW. 5000? can he even get out of the house under his own leg power anymore?

Oh yeah. He's not even close to obese. I don't know how he does it.

*stabs*
*special forcefield around me vaporizes the blade*
...Holy crap. *hides*
*locks the guy-hater in with 100 million security doors that are truly impenetrable.*

I don't like lesbians. :p

I hate cheese
I have a 16 inch titanium rod in my leg
I own over 50 hats
My wife, motorcycles and bong hits are my fovorite things in life, in that order.
I've owned 15 cars, 2 trucks, and 7 motorcycles, and I have none of them any more

1. i learned german at school for 5 years (yet i cannot converse with my 2 year old german cousin)
2. i only like certain types of towel (not the smooth kind cos they don't get you dry)
3. i was in a pretty bad car crash when i was 11 (which my dad almost lost his legs on... i shattered my wrist and arm) (and we used the saved compensation money to buy me my car... oh the irony)
4. i have irlen's syndrome (from the name alone it sounds potentially big & bad but its actually quite pathetic... clicky (http://www.irlen.com/index_sss.html))
5. i gave one pound and twenty pence to a violin-playing tramp today (all i had... spent the rest of my fiver on thai food first :))

6. i use to many smilies on forums (and IM) and tend to give too much information away on threads like this...

1. My secrect superhero power is the uncanny ability to answer most of the questions on "Jeopardy".

2. I'm at work right now. Slow day at the "office".

3. Last night was the first night in a month I've gotten more than six hours of sleep, and by Jove, I feel great.

4. I ate at KFC for lunch today.

5. I lost most of my sense of smell in the seventh grade, when I snorted an entire sample bottle of cologne on a dare.

my 1337 is perfect
7h4nk5 70 7h3 w0nd3r5 0f |337k3y
h77p5://4dd0n5.m0z1||4.0r6/3x73n510n5/m0r31nf0.php?1d=770 (https://addons.mozilla.org/extensions/moreinfo.php?id=770)


oh sad day, I'm on IE

Oh yeah. He's not even close to obese. I don't know how he does it.

....I imagine the sacrificing of virgins is somehow involved

And I only weigh 180...i can still walk around and everything.

Y4,8u7 1'm 83773r.y0u 4r3 73h 5ux0rz


l00k wh0'5 74lk!n9 n008!!!

1 I am 7 years younger and over a foot shorter than my husband
2 I got suspended from school my second day of kindergarten for reading an objectionable book.
3 I have had a wide range of jobs including suicide hotline worker, stand up comic, clown, waitress, mime ect. I was also in a punk band, and a doo wop band at the same time.
4 I am afraid of birds (thank you Alfred Hitchcock)
5 I am addicted to movies.

*special forcefield around me vaporizes the blade*

*locks the guy-hater in with 100 million security doors that are truly impenetrable.*

I don't like lesbians. :p

i know!

*steals your attractive sister*


mwahahahaha

1. My secrect superhero power is the uncanny ability to answer most of the questions on "Jeopardy".

5. I lost most of my sense of smell in the seventh grade, when I snorted an entire sample bottle of cologne on a dare.

oh my gosh that is so horrible I feel really bad for laughing. What kind of cologne was it?

my secret superhero power is the uncanny ability to make cereal grow soggy in milk. We should combine forces and together work to make a dent in the crime world. >.> or better yet, seeing as how I live near Washington DC, I will spend my days as a supervillianess ruining the breakfasts of the Bush Administration so that all of their days are thereafter horrible and perhaps they'll just... give up.

1. I have a shortened tendon in my left eye
2. I hate the University of Michigan
3. I have a mild case of OCD
4. I am wearing a Strong Bad shirt
5. I tore my rotator cuff when I was 11

l00k wh0'5 74lk!n9 n008!!!
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*locks the guy-hater in with 100 million security doors that are truly impenetrable.*

I don't like lesbians. :p
I'd guessed...

And I only weigh 180...i can still walk around and everything.

no I beleive that hehe, I drink a lot of sodas too but my choice of poison in usually dr pepper. >.> I just don't take in 5000 calories a day. When you finish your Great Wall of Coke, take a pic ^^

1. I am a puppet (nation, you idiots, not a marionette).
2. I tend to overuse the :p smilie.
3. My laptop's name is Theresa.
4. I have synaesthesia (how do you spell that word again?)
5. I am a black belt in several martial arts...
6. I can't read. ;)

oh my gosh that is so horrible I feel really bad for laughing. What kind of cologne was it?

my secret superhero power is the uncanny ability to make cereal grow soggy in milk. We should combine forces and together work to make a dent in the crime world. >.> or better yet, seeing as how I live near Washington DC, I will spend my days as a supervillianess ruining the breakfasts of the Bush Administration so that all of their days are thereafter horrible and perhaps they'll just... give up.

I'm not sure, but it hurt worse than the time I got hit by a truck. I don't blame you for laughing, though. It is pretty funny.

I just couldn't turn down a double-dog dare.

4. I am wearing a Strong Bad shirt


HA, me too

i know!

*steals your attractive sister*


mwahahahaha
1. She's not interested in me. :(

2. She's a religious puritanical prude

3. She's got the stomach flu this weekend...

*she pukes on you*

Go ahead. I could care less anyhow. :p

4. I have synaesthesia (how do you spell that word again?)

synesthesia

\2 I got suspended from school my second day of kindergarten for reading an objectionable book.
What book was it?

2. Dico linguam Latinam.




Dico linguam Latinam too!!!


(that means you speak latin, right?)

1. She's not interested in me. :(

2. She's a religious puritanical prude

3. She's got the stomach flu this weekend...

*she pukes on you*

Go ahead. I could care less anyhow. :p


perhaps,but soon she will be a LESBIAN
:eek:

I'm not sure, but it hurt worse than the time I got hit by a truck. I don't blame you for laughing, though. It is pretty funny.

I just couldn't turn down a double-dog dare.


wow, I have officially met someone more accident prone than myself, and that is really saying something. congratulations. well actually I guess snorting cologne on a dare isn't an accident but wow hehe

What book was it?
Huck Finn.

perhaps,but soon she will be a LESBIAN
:eek:
Can I watch?

Hehe, I'm pretty accident prone. I fell down the stairs six days after my surgery, right on the wound. I also broke my thumb two months later playing basketball (on the other hand). I could go on, but the best one is the time that I almost broke my foot jumping off stairs.

Can I watch?

Only if you give me your first born male,and every male thereafter.

1. I will no longer discuss religion
2. I have not been very productive today
3. I have only ever used three of the available emoticons
4. I like MIDI files
5. My nail scissors got confiscated by customs.

I am currently watching Book TV.
I have eaten two small plates of Chinese food today.
I have lost 21 pounds in two weeks.
I have masturbated three times today.
I worked out for four hours earlier.

Only if you give me your first born male,and every male thereafter.
Only if they're allowed to watch too.

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5hu7 up...

I'd guessed...
Good. See you later. :fluffle:

*adds you to my ignore list*

I have masturbated three times today.
:D
:fluffle:

5hu7 up...
61v1n6 up,ju57 83(4u53 y0u'r3 |051n6?7u7 7u7 7u7,h0w v3ry (0w4rd|y 0f y0u.47 |3457 83 4 m4n 4nd |37 83 6|047 0v3r y0ur d3f347 f0r 4n07h3r f3w p0575.

perhaps,but soon she will be a LESBIAN
:eek:
Meh. fine. whatever. *adds her to my ignore list as well*

1. Fish 'n' Chips is my favorite dish (New Englander...what do you expect)

2. The Metal Gear series is my favorite video game

3. I can't cook for shit

4. I actually DID expect the Spanish Inquestition

And last but not least...

5. I think a little revolution every once and a while is healthy.

1. Jack Nicholson is my hero.
2. Tight pants turn me on.(not on a guy though...eurgh)
3. I discriminate against Asinine people.
4. I am listening to californication by the chili peppers RIGHT NOW.
5. I often wonder what the world would be like without catholics.

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|>13@z3, d0 |\|07 ph14m3. ! 83|13\/3 (@||1|\|9 $0|\/|30|\|3 5+00|>1d !$ @ |=1@|\/|3 87\/\/....

Meh. fine. whatever. *adds her to my ignore list as well*

lol

61v1n6 up,ju57 83(4u53 y0u'r3 |051n6?7u7 7u7 7u7,h0w v3ry (0w4rd|y 0f y0u.47 |3457 83 4 m4n 4nd |37 83 6|047 0v3r y0ur d3f347 f0r 4n07h3r f3w p0575.


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|>13@z3, d0 |\|07 ph14m3. ! 83|13\/3 (@||1|\|9 $0|\/|30|\|3 5+00|>1d !$ @ |=1@|\/|3 87\/\/....

GAH!

*dies*

|>13@z3, d0 |\|07 ph14m3. ! 83|13\/3 (@||1|\|9 $0|\/|30|\|3 5+00|>1d !$ @ |=1@|\/|3 87\/\/....
F1n3,1 w0n7 f|4m3.

w3|| 7h47 pu7 4n 3nd 70 7h47
I think ill turn that off now.

Good. See you later. :fluffle:

*adds you to my ignore list*
Okay, the fluffle just makes me really confused. I thought you hated me...? Eh, whatever.

1. Fish 'n' Chips is my favorite dish (New Englander...what do you expect)

2. The Metal Gear series is my favorite video game

3. I can't cook for shit

4. I actually DID expect the Spanish Inquestition

And last but not least...

5. I think a little revolution every once and a while is healthy.

Yes, for shit is an extremely difficult recipe. I tried it once, but failed.

6) I have made it a lifelong goal to find everyone who has every used 1337 and punch them in the face with brass knuckles.

6) I have made it a lifelong goal to find everyone who has every used 1337 and punch them in the face with brass knuckles.
And if that doesnt hurt enough, a good kick to the nads will suffice.

And if that doesnt hurt enough, a good kick to the nads will suffice.
*nods*

*nods*

Your siggy made my day.

7. dispite my name i like loads of different kinds of music
8. i believe myself to be in love :fluffle:
9. i sent a computer to TIN
10. and chocolate to tink
11. my favourite colour is orange, and i am a taurus born in the year of the ox (double bovine goodness)

|>13@z3, d0 |\|07 ph14m3. ! 83|13\/3 (@||1|\|9 $0|\/|30|\|3 5+00|>1d !$ @ |=1@|\/|3 87\/\/....


1'm 50rry, 1'm 4fr41d 1 d0n'7 und3r574nd y0ur 4cc3n7...

6) I have made it a lifelong goal to find everyone who has every used 1337 and punch them in the face with brass knuckles.


sorry, but i suddenly just understood it all, and this is the first time i've used it...

Stop with all the 1337!

*pulls out a gun*

Nobody come near me or the server gets it!

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i feel proud of myself because i can read that :)

Stop with all the 1337!

*pulls out a gun*

Nobody come near me or the server gets it!
Noooo! *dives in front of server*

1. When starting a second set of lists I tend to start from the beginning.
5. I'm very impatient.
275 1/2. I love randomness.
?. See #275 1/2.
3. 1 @|\/| 4 |-|4.|>(0|23 1337 |_|23|2.
4. I know where you live. And yes, that is a long-range sniper rifle.
7. I do not like the number 6.
8. I overuse the :p smilie.
9. I do not like the number 6.
10. I overuse the :p smilie.
11. I tend to repeat myself.
12. I tend to repeat myself.
13. I tend to repeat myself.
14. I have never masturbated, drunk an alcoholic beverage, or taken drugs.
15. I tend to repeat myself.
16. I am God.
16a. I am Myrth.
16b. I am not Chuck Norris.
16c. I am Big Brother.
16d. I am everyone but you.
17. I *heart* _______ (I'll leave you to guess the name of this NS poster)

1'm 50rry, 1'm 4fr41d 1 d0n'7 und3r574nd y0ur 4cc3n7...
... |_||\|3|>|_|(@+3|> \/\/31|2|>0 ... *m|_|++3|2Z*

*nukes the server before Bolol gets to shoot it*

1) I'm left-handed
2) I worked at a cinema once, after school
3) I'm a Leo born in the year of the tiger (there you go, Pure Metal :p )
4) I tell cars apart by colour because I don't know any of the brands
5) My favourite colour is purple

1. I cannot currently see my desk, bed or bookshelf surfaces for copious piles of (metaphorical) crap.
2. Since I started university I have become addicted to Subway, to the tune of £20 per week (foot long averages at ~£4.70, meals a bit more)
3. Amazingly, I managed not to have sex during freshers week. :( (damned lying rumours)
4. I just watched the first thing to make me scream since I was nine.
5. At halloween my flat was without candles, so we set fire to our pumpkin and played football with it.


1.I can't see my desk, bed or bookshelves due to actual piles of crap e.g. barbeque sauce nail varnish remover, a big billboard poster, blue vodka.
2.I have not had a subway since coming to university as I am scared mof eating them (they seem very big) however I have become addicted to paninis from the pub down the road.
3. I did have sex during freshers week, but only once
4. I dont watch scary films because of the fact they might make me scream
5. On halloween i didnt buy a pumpkin because i was too skint. I did however go to gate crasher and get very drunk.

*nukes the server before Bolol gets to shoot it*

Oh no you don't!

*Shoots the nuke then shoots the server.*

ERROR
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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CUPCAKES ARE FUN!

*dies*

*nukes the server before Bolol gets to shoot it*
As if that could make it any slower.:rolleyes:

I want some soup.

My hands are cold.

I'm getting a rotary phone.

I just finished listening to Sehnsucht.

"Spiel mit mir" made me go insane.

1: my left collarbone is broken
2: I like vanilla
3: chocolate tasted good I think
4: I can't think of a fourth one
5: I am wondering whether anyone is going to read this

5: I am wondering whether anyone is going to read this
i read it :)

:fluffle: for your collarbone

i read it :)

:fluffle: for your collarbone

Argh! my collarbone ;) You crushed it you meanie!

But thanks. It's quite annoying, fortunately not too painful.

3) I'm a Leo born in the year of the tiger (there you go, Pure Metal :p )

lol *shakes fist*


17. I *heart* _______ (I'll leave you to guess the name of this NS poster)
it better not be Glitziness *shakes fist again*


12. i wear glasses

12. i wear glasses

haha, 4 eyes... :D

1) my eyes change color( example--if iam in pain they are really light brown, if iam mad they are really dark brown)

2) i read the 6th harry potter book in 5 hours
3) my cars name is Snyder
4) iam president of my junior class
5) iam dyslexic

haha, 4 eyes... :D
shut uuuuuuuuupp... it sucks ;)

and yeah this is me: :cool: (:D)



13. gonna get laser surgery cos glasses blow
14. am also dyslexic
15. ever tried reading gormenghast?? put me to sleep in 2 pages flat every time :p

shut uuuuuuuuupp... it sucks ;)

and yeah this is me: :cool: (:D)



gonna get laser surgery cos glasses blow

hehe

why not jsut get contacs??

hehe

why not jsut get contacs??
16. i have "poor tear quality" so the moisture in my eyes dries up about twice as fast as normal - hence i tried em for a year or so but they just don't work for me (get painful, fall out, etc) :(

heh i should number all my sentences :P

it better not be Glitziness *shakes fist again*
Take a guess... ;) *evil laugh*

(Hint: It isn't Katganistan.)

shut uuuuuuuuupp... it sucks ;)

and yeah this is me: :cool: (:D)



13. gonna get laser surgery cos glasses blow
14. am also dyslexic
15. ever tried reading gormenghast?? put me to sleep in 2 pages flat every time :p
nope, never heard of it but any book with a title like "gormenghast" should be kept away from......it sounds deathly borring

shut uuuuuuuuupp... it sucks ;)

and yeah this is me: :cool: (:D)
18. I also wear glasses.... except I made people appreciate them by burning them to a cinder with my RPG if they called me by any derogatory terms...
19. I do not actually own a RPG.
20. ...or do I? You'll never know! XD

shut uuuuuuuuupp... it sucks ;)

and yeah this is me: :cool: (:D)



13. gonna get laser surgery cos glasses blow

Have you just started wearing them? I've been wearing glasses for years and I don't even notice them. Maybe you just have bad glasses: Example (http://www.cmpe.boun.edu.tr/courses/cmpe460/fall2004/images/mrm2.jpg)

I inhale more soda then I should [ Dr.Pepper/Mountain Dew ]

I'm freezing

I like the cold and frequently wear shorts when its 50 f. out

I've listened to No Leaf Clover 4 times within the hour and dont paticularly like Metallica

I had to go back a few pages to find shit to say on here

Metallica is on again.

Take a guess... ;) *evil laugh*

(Hint: It isn't Katganistan.)
wait a minute... weren't you a puppet... which means i gotta figure out/remember who you are first... :confused:

i guess maybe bitchkitten. but then again you said you had synethesia, so you could be a puppet of aerou, so sadeerji (you know how to spell his name) at a guess?? either that or i'm just going round in circles in my head when i really should be getting to sleep :p

lol *shakes fist*


Careful who you shake your fist at, I'll have you know that true to feline form, I've got claws ;)

wait a minute... weren't you a puppet... which means i gotta figure out/remember who you are first... :confused:

i guess maybe bitchkitten. but then again you said you had synethesia, so you could be a puppet of aerou, so sadeerji (you know how to spell his name) at a guess?? either that or i'm just going round in circles in my head when i really should be getting to sleep :p
Exactly, you should be getting to sleep.... sleeeep.... sleeeeeeeeep...... go to sleeeeeeeeep .... *hypnotic voice*

Actually, I am a guy...and as far as I know Aerou isn't. :p

(Or am I? :P)

I'll give you another hint.

I'm somebody you don't expect... perhaps somebody you already know well... there is actually only one person who knows who I really am, and he's under a pledge of secrecy (I'm not telling you who it is).

Have you just started wearing them? I've been wearing glasses for years and I don't even notice them. Maybe you just have bad glasses: Example (http://www.cmpe.boun.edu.tr/courses/cmpe460/fall2004/images/mrm2.jpg)
lol no they're tasteful rimless ones, and i been wearing them for years, but still get fed up with em you know... as in not having to wear em at all would be a lot easier :p



Metallica is on again.
please tell me you've listened to master of puppets or ride the lightning before you decide you don't like em :(

Careful who you shake your fist at, I'll have you know that true to feline form, I've got claws ;)
:eek: sorry ma'am :(

;)

Exactly, you should be getting to sleep.... sleeeep.... sleeeeeeeeep...... go to sleeeeeeeeep .... *hypnotic voice*

Actually, I am a guy...and as far as I know Aerou isn't. :p

(Or am I? :P)

I'll give you another hint.

I'm somebody you don't expect... perhaps somebody you already know well... there is actually only one person who knows who I really am, and he's under a pledge of secrecy (I'm not telling you who it is).
guess: potaria?? (you are)

guess 2: no bloody clue :p

though i am sooo curious now damnit! TG me and i'll give you a shiny golden cookie :cool:
anyways, off to bed for me... night all :)

:eek: sorry ma'am :(

;)


Just kidding... I don't scratch nice people like yourself.

1. I once got high while listening to "Kelly Watch The Stars" by Air, and wrote a poem about it.

2. It was not a good poem.

3. I am nocturnal.

4. I got dumped tonight...for a girl.

5. I know who Banduria is.

1) i was born on the 21ST NOVEMBER 1987
2) it's my birthday on Monday
3) 2 more sleeps and I'll be 18
4) In a couple of days I'll finally be able to drink legally
5) I feel an overwhelming need to make sure people remember my birthday

1) i was born on the 21ST NOVEMBER 1987
2) it's my birthday on Monday
3) 2 more sleeps and I'll be 18
4) In a couple of days I'll finally be able to drink legally
5) I feel an overwhelming need to make sure people remember my birthday

happy birthday :fluffle:

happy birthday :fluffle:
it's not Monday yet

it's not Monday yet

well when its monday, remember that i said happy birthday :)

well when its monday, remember that i said happy birthday :)
lol, ok, thanks:fluffle:

1) i was born on the 21ST NOVEMBER 1987
2) it's my birthday on Monday
3) 2 more sleeps and I'll be 18
4) In a couple of days I'll finally be able to drink legally
5) I feel an overwhelming need to make sure people remember my birthday
Wow. Really thought you were in my year.

You've confused me now...

Wow. Really thought you were in my year.

You've confused me now...
i'm at uni a year early

i'm at uni a year early
That was going to be my next question, yes.

What are you doing that requires you to be in Uni now, or are you just one of those hyperintelligent people who like drinking alot.

That was going to be my next question, yes.

What are you doing that requires you to be in Uni now, or are you just one of those hyperintelligent people who like drinking alot.
i'm doing nursing, you only need to be 17 and a half at the start of the course

1. I am an admin of Solar Conflict and Senate Seeker (online games)
2. I weigh 196 pounds, but everyone I talk to thinks I weigh 160 or something
3. I've never used the :mp5: smiley in a post before... damn, thats one streak down the tubes
4. My mission in life is to get this one girl I know to like me
5. My greatest talent in life is to get said girl to think I'm strange and should be avoided at all costs.

i'm doing nursing, you only need to be 17 and a half at the start of the course
Fair enough. And Chalfont St Giles, Buckinghamshire cannot possibly be the Party capital of the world. That, I think you'll find, is Oxford Road, Manchester. ;)

Fair enough. And Chalfont St Giles, Buckinghamshire cannot possibly be the Party capital of the world. That, I think you'll find, is Oxford Road, Manchester. ;)
does Oxford Rd have badger chasing though?

1. I have red hair and blue eyes.
2. My favorite ice cream flavor is Strawberry Cheesecake.
3. I have four tattoos: A tribal wolf, a fairy and two celtic knots.
4. I wear black clothes mostly.
5. My favorite drink is a Kamikaze.

does Oxford Rd have badger chasing though?
Ah, but does Chalfont St. Giles have the busiest bus route in Europe?

Yeah, I can't beat badger chasing :(

1.I am listening to Regina Spektor.
2.I am trying to convince my depressed friend not to kill herself.
3.Despite what I may say, I actually don't really like pie too much.
4.I miss my girlfriend.
5.I'm a piano player.

1. I own close to, or just over, 1000 books (I started counting them once and gave up after 300).
2. I am a major hockey fan. Go Leafs!
3. I was born in Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada.
4. I have 2 dogs
5. I had a girlfrend once that was 11 years older than me (22-33).

1. It's 35°C and I'm sweating like a pig.
2. I'm watching the Windies get their arse kicked by the Aussies in the Cricket.
3. I got angry at people claiming the Yankees saved Europe again.
4. I have a gecko in my room somewhere but it's too fast for me to catch it.
5. Next to my chair is a printer, a Harry Potter book, one book about WWI and two about WWII and an old chocolate wrapper.

1. I'd like to dye my hair white, but probably won't.

2. I've recently become obsessed with David Bowie :p

3. Once I found a broken bus stop next to its pole, and I brought it home. I hope someday the 141 bus will pick me up at my room.

4. I have a Latin exam next Tuesday, and should be studying at the moment.

5. My MSN avatar is a fake pope wearing sunglasses and speaking on the phone. Purple background.

guess: potaria?? (you are)

guess 2: no bloody clue :p

though i am sooo curious now damnit! TG me and i'll give you a shiny golden cookie :cool:
anyways, off to bed for me... night all :)
I'm not Potaria.

I might TG you.... maybe. ;)

1. I was born on the 15th of January and yet somehow still managed to be the new years baby at the hospital I was born at.
2. I went to see Walk the Line last night. Very good movie.
3. This is my first time posting on this forum.
4. I'm listening to The Beatles.
5. I don't remember exactly what my natural hair colour is any more. Some shade of brown that's all i remember

I'm a Hentai fan
I'm the one who changed the entry for wooden horse on Wikipedia
Somebody stole my wallet a few days ago
I like to spam
I love catgirls :fluffle:


Ok, so they're not exactly random. They're just all I could think of to say

I'm a Hentai fan
I'm the one who changed the entry for wooden horse on Wikipedia
Somebody stole my wallet a few days ago
I like to spam
I love catgirls :fluffle:


Ok, so they're not exactly random. They're just all I could think of to say

You sir...have fine taste!

You sir...have fine taste!
Indeed I do :D

1. I like a girl named Haley
2. I love pie
3. "Pearls Before Swine" is an awesome comic strip
4. Maddox isn't that great
5. I have 4 jumbo-sized e-mails with no e-mail in them :(

1) I confess my sins at notproud.com sometimes.
2) Playing Grand Theft Auto 3 after this.
3) 16, male, from Western Australia.
4) :mp5: is my favorite smiley.
5) A friend of mine has her birthday on the 16th of December.

1. I am downloading a trial of Adobe Photoshop CS
2. I love Pink Floyd
3. I'm wearing a Boston College Hoodie
4. I went to the Philadelphia Dog Show today
5. I'm in Wilmington Delaware right now

1. I wank too much.
2. I don't wank enough.
3. Minalkra ditated this list hisself.
4. I am tired.
5. I am sick.
6. I hate lists.
7. They piss me off.
8. But not this one.
9. It's funny!
10. I always give 200% unless I don't feel like it.

i feel proud of myself because i can read that :)
I feel humiliated that i can read that...:headbang:

1) My favourite flavour of potato chips is BB-Q.
2) I used to box. And I was damn good.
3) I've been listening to a CD by K-OS (joyful rebellion) for a week straight. I'm in love with it.
4) I no longer wear jeans. I prefer suits. I like to look like a lawyer bitch.
5) I used to want to be a sniper.

4. I am 98 and half years old. ;)
Yeah, RIGHT! Sometimes you SOUND that old, but you ain't, so there! :p

Yeah, RIGHT! Sometimes you SOUND that old, but you ain't, so there! :p

Says you! I happen to be living by dog years. What else do you expect from a bitch? My goodness! Think with your brains men!

Says you! I happen to be living by dog years. What else do you expect from a bitch? My goodness! Think with your brains men!
That's the only way left for me to think! Sigh. :p

Besides ... u ain't no "biatch." U just fiesty iz all! :p

1. I wash my hands at least 30 times a day.
2. I dont seem to have any addictions. I have drunk to the point of intoxication every day for a week, then not touched any alcohol for months. I have had two pots of coffee a day for a month or two, then not touched it for months.
3. I sometimes go with only a few hours of sleep for a long stretch of time. Two or three hours a night, then, back to normal 6 or 7.
4. I can throw up on will power.
5. I pulled 1 and 1/2 of my own wisdom teeth with needle nosed vice grips.

1 - I'm not really back here yet, instead I'm just taking a break from my search for spiritual enlightenment, which leads nicely to . . .
2 - I recently rediscovered the First Rule of Fasting: Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances end a 72 hour fast by eating a basket of chili fries. Unless you want the experience of throwing up your first meal in three days up within 20 minutes.
3 - I have a large fan sitting on my desk for the exclusive purpose of keeping my computer from overheating because it is a peice of shit
4 - I have a bag of candy corn on my desk as well. This bag is about 3 years old, and I have been carrying it around with me since I bought it on an after Halloween sale.
5 - I have no mouth, and I must scream
6 - I'm purposefully ignoring the thread title's directives just to be defiant
7 - I am reading Nietzsche as I type this
8 - I listen to a lot of crap bands that I enjoy anyway, such as t.A.T.u., and I listen to a lot of Gregorian Chants and Classical
9 - I am anal retentive about spelling/capitalizing things properly, even when it makes much more sense to just be lazy
10 - I'm trying not to let spiritual growth affect my writing style

:) 1. I have red hair and blue eyes.
2. My favorite ice cream flavor is Strawberry Cheesecake.
3. I have four tattoos: A tribal wolf, a fairy and two celtic knots.
4. I wear black clothes mostly.
5. My favorite drink is a Kamikaze.

I don´t know what Kamikaze is , but I love the rest of you.

I have a wolf on my right arm
I love strawberry "with" gouda cheese
I wear almost black
I have brown hair (with a bit grey) and darkbrown eyes
I have 2 earrings in the left ear
I hear at the moment Haggard
I am playing all kind of instruments. except drums....i have no feeling of tacts
...
and last but mot least : I am very old :) but so I am

1) On, at, or about the computer desk are: an empty 1.5 l. bottle of cheap cola, 1 rol of TP, some scrap paper, a reciept, an empty cup that was filled with veggie sticks, and an unfinished can of Asahi Super "Dry" beer.
2) My cell phone is silver, navy, and emerald green.
3) I'm going to a goody bye party later tonight.
4) I have a neighbor who plays his only CD of Thai pop music loudly at random times.
5) I once had licorice ice cream for breakfast everyday for a whole week.
6) The TP is baby blue.
7) I have a totoro and Alfred E. Newman on my keychain.
8) Last night I loaned my best friend $250 to help pay his rent.
9) I watched the cliffhanger final episode of the first season of Smallville this morning, for the second time. And I still don't know what happens in the next episode.
10) I had fried chicken and gyoza for dinner last Wednesday night.

1. I live with my boyfriend, 3 cats and 4 rats.
2. I love purple/pink on black.
3. In the summer months my hair is strawberry blonde but during the winter months it's a darker rust colored. People always ask if I color my hair and sometimes I say yes.
4. I want to own and run a wolf sanctuary.
5. Sometimes I wish I had the balls the join the Marines.

1) I have about 2400 CDs in my music collection.
2) None of them are burned CDs (okay, two are.)
3) I've never been drunk or stoned.
4) I like to argue.
5) I'm hungry.

and supposedly recently laundered clothes and art supplies.You launder your art supplies? <giggle>

I'm somebody you don't expect... perhaps somebody you already know well... there is actually only one person who knows who I really am, and he's under a pledge of secrecy (I'm not telling you who it is).Is the same person who knows who you are also the NS poster you're in love with? (Two birds with one stone, as they say.)

5. I pulled 1 and 1/2 of my own wisdom teeth with needle nosed vice grips.1/2 a tooth? Ouch. (Incidentally, was this the period during which you were drinking heavily?)

:)

I don´t know what Kamikaze is , but I love the rest of you.

I have a wolf on my right arm
I love strawberry "with" gouda cheese
I wear almost black
I have brown hair (with a bit grey) and darkbrown eyes
I have 2 earrings in the left ear
I hear at the moment Haggard
I am playing all kind of instruments. except drums....i have no feeling of tacts
...
and last but mot least : I am very old :) but so I am

Kamikaze
- 1 part(s) Vodka
- 1 part(s) Triple Sec
- 1 part(s) Lime Juice

And thank you. :)

5 things....let me go look in my Biography, be right back.

1) Gay
2) Cats name is Abby
3) My Boyfriend is the cutest guy
4) I own an iMac G5 20inch and iBook G3 600Mhz
5) I have a 2Mbps ADSL connection

1) Gay
2) Cats name is Abby
3) My Boyfriend is the cutest guy
4) I own an iMac G5 20inch and iBook G3 600Mhz
5) I have a 2Mbps ADSL connection

1: Straight
2: All pets have died
3: Has never had a girlfriend
4: I own a 3.4ghz gaming rig and a 1ghz laptop (my jukebox)
5: I have a 5mbps dedicated cable connection; I also like to make comparisons

:p

4) I own an iMac G5 20inch and iBook G3 600Mhz

....iMac....

....iMac....

And whats wrong with 20 inchs of pleasure? :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/kaiwai/flatphoto/IM000271.jpg

And whats wrong with 20 inchs of pleasure? :p

No, he's saying that there's no such thing as an "iMac G5". It's a Mac G5, if anything. :p

Edit: Holy fuck, that is one clean room.

No, he's saying that there's no such thing as an "iMac G5". It's a Mac G5, if anything. :p

Yeah, I should have saved more money and bought a PowerMac with a 23inch Cinema Display :)

Edit: Holy fuck, that is one clean room.

Well, I am gay after all :p

Yeah, I should have saved more money and bought a PowerMac with a 23inch Cinema Display :)



Well, I am gay after all :p

1: No Mac can compete with my P4 3.4 800mhz FSB w/1gb of DDR2-400 RAM (dual channel) and GeForce 6800 GTO 256mb. :D

2: LOL!

1: No Mac can compete with my P4 3.4 800mhz FSB w/1gb of DDR2-400 RAM (dual channel) and GeForce 6800 GTO 256mb. :D

2: LOL!

:p

Machine Name: iMac G5
Machine Model: PowerMac8,1
CPU Type: PowerPC G5 (3.0)
Number Of CPUs: 1
CPU Speed: 1.8 GHz
L2 Cache (per CPU): 512 KB
Memory: 1 GB
Bus Speed: 600 MHz
Boot ROM Version: 5.2.2f4

Wanted to up it to 2gb of memory, but damit it all, they didn't have it in stock, so I chose low latency memory GeIL memory; very nice:

- 184pin, Non-ECC, Un-buffered, high performance DDR memory modules.
- Hand Picked GeIL 5ns 32x8 Density DDR Chip. 6 Layers Ultra Low Noises Shielded PCB with Gold 30u" Plating.
- Optimized SPD for Dual Channel DDR motherboards. Coated Platinum Copper Heat Spreader.
- Lifetime Warranty .
- CAS 2-6-3-3 in 512MB and 1GB
- 2.55V-2.95V
- Retail package with blue acrylic case and instructions

It does its job nicely; the iBook memory is rather enemic, along with the hard disk, so I'll be upping both; a 100gig 7200rpm hard disk and upping the memory to 640MB, which should improve the performance.

Then again, the mainthing I use my iMac for is graphical stuff, and the occasional game :p

-snip-

That's nice and wonderful, but I'll say this again...

IT'S MAC. NOT IMAC. MAC. NOT IMAC. GAH.

*gunshot*

That's nice and wonderful, but I'll say this again...

IT'S MAC. NOT IMAC. MAC. NOT IMAC. GAH.

*gunshot*

It isn't a MAC; MAC is Media Access Control - I think my NIC would have a shit of a time trying to run MacOS X :p

It is an iMac :p

Now come over here for some sweet love :fluffle:

It isn't a MAC; MAC is Media Access Control - I think my NIC would have a shit of a time trying to run MacOS X :p

It is an iMac :p

Now come over here for some sweet love :fluffle:

*gunshot*

*gunshot*

Oooh, I like it when you play hard to get; roawwwww

Oooh, I like it when you play hard to get; roawwwww

*is dead, and cannot reply*

*is dead, and cannot reply*

*holds a brief moment of silence for Potaria*

*is dead, and cannot reply*

*nicks Poteria's box; realises its loaded with that really shyte operating system called Windows; kaiwai finds his FreeBSD 6.0 cd and proceeds to install it; afterwards he goes: cd /usr/ports/x11/xorg && make install && cd .. && cd kde3 && make install && init 6 * :p

*nicks Poteria's box; realises its loaded with that really shyte operating system called Windows; kaiwai finds his FreeBSD 6.0 cd and proceeds to install it; afterwards he goes: cd /usr/ports/x11/xorg && make install && cd .. && cd kde3 && make install && init 6 * :p

*wonders who this "Poteria" is*

...Wait, I'm supposed to be de--- Shit.

*wonders who this "Poteria" is*

...Wait, I'm supposed to be de--- Shit.

Zombie! Zombie! :eek:

Zombie! Zombie! :eek:

*runs like mad*

1. I like socks.
2. I am currently ranked #380 in Starwars Battlefront.
3. I have won 1097 and lost 992 games of Freecell in the last two months.
4. Make that 1103 games won.
5. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. I'm not teetotal or straight edge. I'm light weight.

1. I collect weaponry. Currently have multiple knives, dagger, sword, 2 sai, miniture crossbow, longbow.... and want more ^^
2. Supposed to be writing a psychology essay in tomorow. Don't even know what the question is. May just have to guess.
3. It was my grandparents 50th wedding aniversary yesterday.
4. I have dyed my hair more than ten times and bleached it three times in just over a year (2004-early 05).
5. My current art project includes making a dress out of transparent brightly coloured sweet wrappers. I still need to fins a model :)

*is dead, and cannot reply*
*Shaves the head of Potaria's corpse.*

1) Currently addicted to playing Rome when not playing NS
2) Glad I'm out of school
3) The furnace is running and so is my space heater
4) If my hair gets longer than 1 inch, it's too long
5) I can't stand to just watch something like Lovely Boys and Potaria's posts, without doing a quick check. The G5's an iMAC (http://www.apple.com/imac/) ;)

1) I'm drinking roasted almond flavored cappuccino right now.Tastes a lot better than it sounds.
2) I just spent two days cleaning my messy, messy apartment because a friend is visiting for a few days.
3) I love long(ish) hair on a guy.
4) And nice forearms. Mmmhhh.
5) I'm going to see The Decemberists tonight.

1)
3) I love long(ish) hair on a guy.
4) And nice forearms. Mmmhhh.



hmm.........;)

*runs like mad*


:mp5: DIE ZOMBIE!

1. I'm listening to Jack Johnson
2. I'm wearing pyjamas and a dressing gown even though it's nearly 1 PM.
3. My hair is crazy and ringlety.
4. I have to go help at a school fayre thing in an hour or so.
5. My bed is a four poster bed.

6. I just got a text about a restaurant in the middle of a park which made me smile.
7. I want my red roses!
8. I'm looking forward to my Easter Holidays in April.
9. There are so many things I'm looking forward to which make my future seem a whole lot more hopeful right now
10. I'm in love...

1.Im at work
2.Im not working
3.I make 18.50€ an hour =18.50 Dollars
4.I am bored
5.I "sell" tickets

1] I read with my right eye closed. 2] My cat is looking at me funny. 3] I like walking through graveyards. 4] I'm drinking icewine at 7 am on a sunday morning. 5] If i had a magical power it would be to make people who hurt others to instantly feel the pain they cause others when they do wrong. 6]I have over a $150.00 in change stored on top of my computer for no reason at all. 7] I like lists. 8]I'm very organized at work, but a slob at home. 9]I just bought a bong this week and hide my stash underneath my monitor. 10]I had a girlfriend who was schizophrenic.

I've told so much about myself, I can't imagine that anything would be new.

But, I'll try to go with some of the more seldomly mentioned stuff. See which of you goofballian trivia buffs remember these:

1) My wife is a police officer.

2) My cat's name is 'Evil'

3) I am an incorrigible prankster.

4) No two pair of underwear I own are of the same type.

5) I think guys getting struck in the groin is hilarious. Even if I'm the guy.

1. I have a Killswitch Engage album open on my desk with the cd still inside.
2. I want to sleep with a close friend of mine.
3. I have a Physics test tomorrow.
4. I have two local band's official t-shirts in my closet.
5. I love tomato sauce, but can't stand tomatoes.

I hate to shop.
I got up at 4:30 AM and cooked chicken and rice for one of my dogs
I hear music in my head all the time (do I need professional help?)
My boobs have fled south of the border
My butt is leading the way

Would someone please turn down the stereo?

I hear music in my head all the time (do I need professional help?)

Only if you don't like the station.

Only if you don't like the station.

Whew. thanks doc. I thought I might have a little tiny band in there.

2) My cat's name is 'Evil'
ooh ooh! best idea ever :p

2. I'm wearing pyjamas and a dressing gown even though it's nearly 1 PM.
hehe i do that...
3. My hair is crazy and ringlety.
but beautiful
5. My bed is a four poster bed.
cooooooooool :cool:

6. I just got a text about a restaurant in the middle of a park which made me smile.
7. I want my red roses!
8. I'm looking forward to my Easter Holidays in April.
9. There are so many things I'm looking forward to which make my future seem a whole lot more hopeful right now
10. I'm in love...
heh only just saw that when i quoted it :D :fluffle:


14 (for me). i'm gonna get warm and watch a movie with some people after standing in the cold for the whole day, but will be on msn later...

hehe i do that...
I know! ;) :p

but beautiful
*beams* Crazy hair is the best! You get strong arm muscles brushing it too :p

cooooooooool :cool:
It is indeed. It was transformed from a high bed with a desk underneath to the wonderous four-poster bed that it is now.

heh only just saw that when i quoted it :D :fluffle:
What are you talking about?! I just randomly leave blank gaps at the end of my posts!

*shifty eyes*

:fluffle:

And I'll talk to you later then :)

1) Some complete nutjob wants to beat me up tomorrow. Ha.ha.
2) I smoke my rollies with drum gold baccy, swan slimline filters and silver regular-sized rizla.
3) I got completely stoned with a bunch of communists last night
4) People always comment on how long my fingernails are
5) For some reason I always vote in NS Polls, then check how Pure Metal voted.

1) I have a black billowy robe that I where, and when I walk through the house, I let it billow out, and I hum the Imperial March.

2) I smoked hydroponics the other day with a black guy who supports an anarchist system, but respects George Bush.

3) I used to be a tree climber for a tree service, and I always smoked weed before I climbed up to work. I never dropped anything on a house.

4) On my desk, I have an empty bottle of Yukon Jack, my bill box that I made to organize my bills, a flashlight I got from a Marine, 2 watches, my wallet, and a morning glory seed pod.

5) This is my second list, and I ain't done yet!

1)My father trained as a priest for seven years, then gave in up and became a radiographer. Odd guy.
2)I am six foot seven.
3)Every time I've posted on NS over the past two weeks has been immediately after smoking a joint
4)Me growing a beard after graduation was voted "best thing to happen in the last three months" by my former secondry school peers
5)I'm the second son of a second son of a second son.

1. I have three rather large tattoos, which completely surprises people when they find out since i am a stereotypical nerd

2. i have two cats who wrestle at three in the morning and wake me up

3. i smoke about a pack of Pall Malls a day (regular filter kings)

4. i am nine years younger than my husband who is nine years younger than my mom

5. I am busting my ass writing a grant proposal for a post-doc position that I have no chance in hell of getting

1) I have a penis
2)I <3 the pittsburgh steelers
3) I love to play medieval total war
4) im watching the star wars saga(yes all 6) again...for the 5th time
5)I am a very liberal christian

1) I go to upper school

2) I love female humans :fluffle:

3) my favourite sport is Rugby

4) I need a hug

5) I use google mainly to search for porn

1. i've run out of clean socks so i'm not wearing any in my shoes
2. i'm in penbryn computor room
3. there is a cd nailed to the computor room wall
4. i'm buying a re-curve bow on tuesday
5. have decided I don't want to kill all the people I live with (just the majority)

this looked like fun :D

1. i crack my knuckles (every joint of them, both hands) when i'm bored or nervous
2. i can recite every line of pirates of the caribbean
3. there's a virus i can't get rid of on my computer that makes it restart unless i boot it up in safe mode
4. i recently rediscovered the joys of bad games and even worse graphics on my N64, and have become readdicted
5. i have a bean bag chair under my bed that has been there, untouched, for 4 years

1. I have a Biffy Clyro CD resting on my keyboard.
2. I need to shave
3. My first pet was a caterpillar that I found in my garden
4. I have a fake Strat
5. I'm wearing mainly black

I hear music in my head all the time (do I need professional help?)

nope...i have music playing in my head all the time, too.
once "luck be a lady" from guys and dolls (i had been working tech on the show) was playing so loud i had trouble concentrating on my SATs :D

1. Stone Addiction is my band, Essex based [/shamelessplug]
2. I am wearing a t-shirt by numbers t-shirt, manufactured by plain lazy (im not advertising I swear)
3. Maths coursework is such a drag, and I am meant to be doing it now.
4. I can do up my own shoelaces.
5. Im currently listening to Launch, and it has thrown Brick By Brick by Grade 8 at me.

this looked like fun :D

1. i crack my knuckles (every joint of them, both hands) when i'm bored or nervous

4. i recently rediscovered the joys of bad games and even worse graphics on my N64, and have become readdicted


Are you me?

1. I played the new Smackdown vs. Raw game last night until 6:00 in the morning.
2. I left for work at 7.
3. I am watching th Colts-Bengals game as I type.
4. I love titties and beer.....the song ;)
5. Book currently checked out from library: Mick Foley's "Foley is Good"

ok... let's do this.

1. i am in love with someone... and i need to tell them (if you wanna know what im talking about, see my thread entitled " i love someone"... or something like that. that explains it all)
2. my eyes are wicked. they are blue-green and sometimes look gray when they are neither of those colors. they also have an orange ring around the pupil... its sweet!
3. i enjoy cracking my body. i crack my fingers, elbows, shoulders (ooh that feels good!), neck (ahhhh!), knees, ankles, and toes. Yay!
4. I like to write... I am a philosoper and a dreamer... and I enjoy creativity with a passion
5. ON the list of smilies on the side, this is my favorite one: :gundge:

1. I wish I hadn't quit smoking
2. I'd prefer spending the night with my girlfriend than spending it working, to wake up tomorrow on a rainy morning and work some more
3. I'm mangling a chewing gum
4. I'm patiently waiting on technical input on a problem that's been driving me crazy, though I've got a load of things that I could do in the meanwhile
5. My left hand is itchy, I think I have a rash :rolleyes:

1. I go faster than 120 mph in a normal workday.
2. There is a Turkish Mauser leaning against the wall across from me.
3. I'm wearing nothing.
4. I watched the movie "Fight Club" last night
5. I make up some kickass fajitas!

[QUOTE=Candira]1. i have a nice car
2. i am arrogant and proud
3. i cant stand British people who think Britain is the best thing ever and constantly put down the Irish
4. i have been awake since 7.30am
5. I hate them all:sniper:

1) I have an exam on Tuesday
2) I'm going to Copenhagen in a couple of days
3) I have a knife next to my computer
4) I don't wear socks at the moment
5) One of the light bulbs in my room is broken and I'm too lazy to change it

1. I'm having a big dorky family-type 21st this Saturday. Not looking forward to it except for the presents.
2. I bought Rosenrot by Rammstein on the first day it became available in Australia.
3. My hair is getting incredibly long.
4. I'm reading "Guns, Germs and Steel" by Jared Diamond.
5. I'm very hungry.

1. I have a Biffy Clyro CD resting on my keyboard.
A man after my own heart. Which?

1. Biffy Clyro are far and away my favourite band. I'm going to see them three times in the space of a couple of weeks in December.
2. I'm 19.
3. I have darkish brown hair.
4. I love cars.
5. I love music.

ok... let's do this.

1. i am in love with someone... and i need to tell them
2. my eyes are wicked. they are blue-green and sometimes look gray when they are neither of those colors. they also have an orange ring around the pupil... its sweet!
3. i enjoy cracking my body. i crack my fingers, elbows, shoulders (ooh that feels good!), neck (ahhhh!), knees, ankles, and toes. Yay!


buddy! minus the orange ring, my eyes do the same thing. although i've never tried to pop my elbows on purpose...

Are you me?

very possibly. i played mariokart and totally kicked ass today.

1.right now I'm listening to dimmu borgir
2.I'm wearing blue boxers,black jeans,a studded belt,a cradle of filth t-shirt,a baphomet necklace,a black trenchcoat and a black fedora
3.my favorite food is veal scallompini
4.my favorite movie is the exorcist
5.the song just changed to rammsteins amerika

Fergi America']1) Currently addicted to playing Rome when not playing NS
2) Glad I'm out of school
3) The furnace is running and so is my space heater
4) If my hair gets longer than 1 inch, it's too long
5) I can't stand to just watch something like Lovely Boys and Potaria's posts, without doing a quick check. The G5's an iMAC (http://www.apple.com/imac/) ;)

The reason why I put G5 iMac is because there are many out there who would assume that I oviously have either the iLamp model or the oldish ones - the all in one, candy coloured ones :-)

Mind you, I did have a sexy Indigo iBook - imagine me, walking along, pink fitting flowery shirt, bum hugging flare pants, iBook Indigo laptop in one hand - then visual just how out of place I was in an IT system administrations class wearing that ensemble.

And someone *obviously* had to ask the obvious question, "Matt, I hope it doesn't sound too personal, but are you gay..."; yeah, like a straight is going to wear what I wore :p

1. I live in New York City
2. I'm wearing a Movado watch
3. I have recently developed a love of my iPod
4. I never remember my dreams:(
5. Most of my shirts are from quicksilver...yet I don't surf:rolleyes:

1. I have very light blond hair

2. I have deep green eyes

3. I am 6"3

4. I am of Prussian background

5. And I am Jewish:D

I love being unique:p

1. I have $32.56 on my person at this moment.
2. I'm unemployed.
3. Contrary to popular belief, I do not have a huge porn stash. Really.
4. I don't know what you're talking about.
5. My eyes are two different colors.
6. I love disobeying directions.
7. I like the number 7.

1) i was born on the 21ST NOVEMBER 1987
2) it's my birthday on Monday
3) 2 more sleeps and I'll be 18
4) In a couple of days I'll finally be able to drink legally
5) I feel an overwhelming need to make sure people remember my birthday

HAPPY LEGAL BIRTHDAY!!!

1. I own close to, or just over, 1000 books (I started counting them once and gave up after 300).
2. I am a major hockey fan. Go Leafs!
3. I was born in Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada.
4. I have 2 dogs
5. I had a girlfrend once that was 11 years older than me (22-33).
Ah, a fellow Canuk, and Manitoban to boot. I was born in Brandon.:p

Get out in Jesus' name I pray!


the funniest part of that was at the very end, when it said she decided to take the money
she got more money than anyone, and she would blow it all away in like a few hours


fat people are funny

1) I moved to Australia four and half years ago

2) I love a White Russian - but not the kind you're thinking of (my wife's family fled Russia in 1920)

3) I had my appendix removed in 2000

4) I ate spicy frog curry in Bangkok this past Wednesday

5) My first book was published this past year

I'm left-handed.
I've Run the Bulls twice.
I have the same birthday as my grandfather.
I spent a summer portraying a Klingon at an amusement park.
I've participated in a five-some.

1) I just did my English exam for Year 11.
2) I'm Australian.
3) I love redheads more than blondes and brunettes.
4) A friend of mine has her birthday on the 19th of December.
5) My father had a girlfriend who worked for ASIO, before he met my mother.

HAPPY LEGAL BIRTHDAY!!!
yay! thank you :fluffle:

1. Im narsisistic
2. im emotionally crippled
3. Im studying religion at university
4. I most certainly would hate atlest 75% of the people posting on this forum
5. I would probably NOT hate the first person that comments honestly about these random facts of mine:rolleyes:

I have a scar on my leg from when I glued a piece of wood to it with a glue gun (don't ask)

I shave on average every four months

I once ate my bodyweight in dry bread for a bet

I have a fear of heights

I can recite the words to every song on every Iron Maiden album except Virtual XI and X Factor

yay! thank you :fluffle:
is it too late to congratulate you? too much effort to check - damn time zones

5. I would probably NOT hate the first person that comments honestly about these random facts of mine:rolleyes:
Very well...:p

1. Im narsisistic
2. im emotionally crippled
3. Im studying religion at university
That's an interesting combination. How come?

is it too late to congratulate you? too much effort to check - damn time zones
nope, it's only midday, thanks :fluffle:

nope, it's only midday, thanks :fluffle:
oh no, somebody responded to my kindness with kindness. what do i do? its never happened before <head explodes in disbelief>
on another note: of course i'd do this - you're one of the first people i met on this forum

oh no, somebody responded to my kindness with kindness. what do i do? its never happened before <head explodes in disbelief>
on another note: of course i'd do this - you're one of the first people i met on this forum
lol, i spend that much time here that i'm probably one of the first people everyone meets when they come on the forums

1. i'm currently listening to windowlicker by aphex twin (nicely twisted)
2. i'm doing computer systems engineering
3. i'm doing it all the way in adelaide, australia
4. i'm currently sober
5. there are people who believe that 4 never happens

nope, it's only midday, thanks :fluffle:
Happy Birthday then. :)

Happy Birthday then. :)
thank you :fluffle:

lol, i spend that much time here that i'm probably one of the first people everyone meets when they come on the forums
the only time i've done that was when i was at uni, supposed to study for exams and just going "f**k it" and deciding not to and instead stealing internet to spend the entire day on the forums here

1. I own a small cartographic company.
2. I have a new kitten as a pet.
3. I drink alot of Mountain Dew.
4. I am a Desert Storm Veteran
5. I like women.

5. I like women.
oh no, i don't believe you. what's wrong with you? :p
who doesn't? what's not to like?
(leaving out details of exactly what so that the mods don't ban me)