Too perverted, perhaps? - Page 2
How often do you get to do that? I would imagine that this might be a bit difficult to prepare...
i try to do it at least once a month. man, they're a bitch to get out of your bathtub, though.
Erisarina
16-09-2005, 11:15
Alright!
Finally, a place in which I can put my 2.75+ years working in a porn shop to some possible use!
How's this for a kink: drinking Guinness off of a woman's naked body. Turned into one of the best nights I've ever had.
And looooong hair. Thsi after-affect of the sexual revolution, where women enjoy having short hair, has been rather depressing to my id... but hey, at least they're wearing better clothing.
As an aside, straight porn is a joke when you start to understand it. Yeah, most the guys may be somewhat ugly, but there are well-known good-looking guys in straight porn, that straight guys will specifically ask for.
Not to mention, the main focus of any straight-porn shot is the cock entering the woman. And tell me that a straight guy can sit there, watching some other guy getting head, and get off on it... the entire basis of such a scene is the pleasuring of the faceless cock...
When it comes to kinks, as has been said before, what the Hell business of mine is it what two consenting adults do in their own privacy?
Well, okay, my business is selling them whips, nipple-clamps, and condoms, but still.... :p
Jello Biafra
16-09-2005, 14:17
As an aside, straight porn is a joke when you start to understand it. Yeah, most the guys may be somewhat ugly, but there are well-known good-looking guys in straight porn, that straight guys will specifically ask for.Reminds me of one of Ron White's stand up comedy bits. One of the few that was actually good.
Not to mention, the main focus of any straight-porn shot is the cock entering the woman. And tell me that a straight guy can sit there, watching some other guy getting head, and get off on it... the entire basis of such a scene is the pleasuring of the faceless cock...Ugh...faceless porn. <shudder>
SHAENDRA
16-09-2005, 23:02
I was a foster kid and one of my first sexual thoughts started when i saw one of my step sisters naked, she was 16 i was 12, and later i saw my other sister, who is a nurse, taking off her uniform. She would also sunbathe in her underwear while i hid and watched with a pair of binoculars. Man, writing this down makes me feel like a pervert, Oh well i guess i am. There is nothing like having sex with a half- dressed nurse. as far as fetishes go it's not extreme or necessary but ... it sure is fun!
And looooong hair. Thsi after-affect of the sexual revolution, where women enjoy having short hair, has been rather depressing to my id... but hey, at least they're wearing better clothing.
*grin* I have red hair that I can /almost/ sit on. Another few inch or so.
Well, okay, my business is selling them whips, nipple-clamps, and condoms, but still.... :p
How'd you get the job? I've always rather wanted to work in the local sex shop. And most importantly - do you get employee discounts? :P
Eutrusca
17-09-2005, 04:11
*grin* I have red hair that I can /almost/ sit on. Another few inch or so.
How'd you get the job? I've always rather wanted to work in the local sex shop. And most importantly - do you get employee discounts? :P
ROFLMAO!!! Now what on EARTH would a sweet lil thang like you want with toys? :D
Long hair! SIGH! :)
ROFLMAO!!! Now what on EARTH would a sweet lil thang like you want with toys? :D
Long hair! SIGH! :)From my sporadic windowshopping I've noticed that some of those "toys" include dice (not with numbers, with positions), handcuffs, and all sorts of other equipment to use with a partner. Now what have you got against those? ;)
Eutrusca
17-09-2005, 04:28
From my sporadic windowshopping I've noticed that some of those "toys" include dice (not with numbers, with positions), handcuffs, and all sorts of other equipment to use with a partner. Now what have you got against those? ;)
Um ... well there's ... uh ... but then again ... ah shit! Nevermind! ;)
Erisarina
17-09-2005, 05:06
*grin* I have red hair that I can /almost/ sit on. Another few inch or so.
You evil, evil little tease.... :headbang:
Ah well, at least you didn't post a picture to torture me with, eh? :p
How'd you get the job? I've always rather wanted to work in the local sex shop. And most importantly - do you get employee discounts? :P
Actually, it almost literally fell into my lap. A friend of mine had been managing the shop for a few months, and one night had an employee pull a no-call/no-show. She had called me up a couple of times to complain (as she had to cover for him), and I eventually went in to keep her sane for a little bit. Someone jokingly told her that I should get the guys job, and she called me later that night asking if I wanted it.
As for discounts... all I get is free rentals. Which considering I have a broadband connection, and have been using the 'net for porn since I was 14 (almost 28 now...), means that I really get nothing good from the shop.
Unless a moment of weakness occurrs and I allow the more criminal side of my personality to take over... :D
Green Sun
17-09-2005, 05:40
You stay away from anyone related to me in any way.
Tarakaze
17-09-2005, 13:53
And there are toys that would enable you to be the boyfriend...
Sounds good... *g*