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Nearly all of us have some sort of sexual fetish, right?

I mean hell, even if you don't want to call it a fetish; a preference for certain clothing on your S/O, being aroused by varying situations, or roleplaying; regardless of what you want to call them, they are essentially fetishes.

Now, the average US citizen (Just using this as an example, no one is average... or even normal, really) generally does not have what they would call a "fetish". At least, theirs is so mild and mainstream that most just view it as a matter of taste and a preference, rather than any sort of fascination with a particular object, concept, act, etc.

However, you have some people who are a bit more adventurous. Some are into BDSM. Some like nurses, maids, schoolgirls. A fairly large amount are into things that most normal (I.E. extremely anal) people would regard as a bit strange.

And that brings me to two questions: First of all, I am into infantilism, inflation, BDSM, latex, and butts ( hardly a fetish you say, but I'll elaborate on that later o_x ) Now, if you do not know what some of those things are, you can just go look it up on wikipedia. (I've explained them far too many times.) The real question is: Do I have too many fetishes? Am I into too many "odd" things?

Which brings me to the second question: Do any of you know someone involved with fetishes or who has a fairly different sexual preference? Do you, yourself, have a fetish?

Please keep everything civil, and don't be too vulgar. No flaming, people.

The police monitor threads like these...

*slinks away*

I like to spread peanut butter on... oh wait. Yay fetishes!

The police monitor threads like these...

*slinks away*

....Police?

If you mean the actual police, I have nothing to hide. It's not like I'm some pedo or rapist, dude. O_o

But if you mean moderators, then I'll be willing to delete the thread if need be.

....Police?

If you mean the actual police, I have nothing to hide.

I'm sure a few others do. Not me though... no sirreee!

Personally, sense you have admitted to being a into “infantilism,” I hope everyone ignores this post. I hope you can find a good head doctor, and I truly and genuinely feel sorry for you. I personally enjoy making love to my wife, the “old fashioned way.” I wish people would get past this thought of “experimenting” with different things. The buttocks is for two things, one of them is sitting. Diapers are not, or at least should not be, sexual. And being sexually aroused when someone applies painful stimuli is a cry for help in my mind.
Just for your FYI: I am not a Bible thumper, I don’t even know if I believe in a “God.” I’m just an old fashion kind of person who is sick of the “liberal” (used only for a lack of a better word) way of thinking when it comes to sex!

Personally, sense you have admitted to being a into “infantilism,” I hope everyone ignores this post. I hope you can find a good head doctor, and I truly and genuinely feel sorry for you. I personally enjoy making love to my wife, the “old fashioned way.” I wish people would get past this thought of “experimenting” with different things. The buttocks is for two things, one of them is sitting. Diapers are not, or at least should not be, sexual. And being sexually aroused when someone applies painful stimuli is a cry for help in my mind.
Just for your FYI: I am not a Bible thumper, I don’t even know if I believe in a “God.” I’m just an old fashion kind of person who is sick of the “liberal” (used only for a lack of a better word) way of thinking when it comes to sex!

Just to clarify, I am only into the bondage and leather aspect of BDSM. I find pain to be, obviously, quite unpleasant.

How can I put this nicely...

Jump off a bridge, please.

I voted for option 4.

I voted for option 4.

Good show, mate.

Well i dont think i'm in any danger of being arrested by my sexual practices.

But there are things i would rather keep secret from most people i know.

Vanilla < Me < Rocky Road

I don't really believe in applying legal sanctions to abnormal sexual behavior, as long as whatever it is is currently legal, and both parties consent.. however, social sanctions should apply for the truly sick stuff.. I'd refuse to associate with people who practice a lot of this stuff, generally.

Personally, the whole notion of sex between anyone, for any reason, legal or not, seems kind of unusual and unnecessary outside procreation, if not mildly unsettling.. but I don't hold that against people I know who have wives, as long as no serious paraphilia is involved.. not that anyone would ever admit that sort of thing to me.. I certainly wouldn't want to hear about it! :eek:

Just to clarify, I am only into the bondage and leather aspect of BDSM. I find pain to be, obviously, quite unpleasant.

How can I put this nicely...

Jump off a bridge, please.

Well...thanks for putting it "nicely."
I'm sorry if my opinions offend you. They are just my opinions and you asked for them! I guess differing opinions are not welcome in a place where people want to put on diapers and have anal intercourse.

Well...thanks for putting it "nicely."
I'm sorry if my opinions offend you. They are just my opinions and you asked for them! I guess differing opinions are not welcome in a place where people want to put on diapers and have anal intercourse.

Anal intercourse?

You're getting ahead of yourself. I never said I liked anal intercourse, and to be exact I DON'T like anal intercourse.

And frankly, it's not the fact that you don't approve of what I do, but rather the fact that you essentially insulted me and called me a head case.

Either way, poor show.

A fairly large amount are into things that most normal (I.E. extremely anal) people would regard as a bit strange.



Are you saying that most people are extremely into anal sex?

And what in the holy hell is "infantilism". It better not be what I think it is.

Are you saying that most people are extremely into anal sex?

And what in the holy hell is "infantilism". It better not be what I think it is.

Nah, I just mean most are far too uptight about stuff.

And no, infantilism is not pedophilia. Pedophiles can go get their nads chopped off.

I really dont see the big deal about what 2 (or more) consenting adults do to each other in private.

It totally doesnt affect me and if it works for them and its not hurting anyone why should i object?

Of course it does kind of affect you when you're quietly reading in your own room and you hear your gay flatmate shout from his adjoining room "stop that dave, dont put that there. I'll put that into you in a second if you dont stop"....

That was a fairly amusing and embarrassing day. I made myself scarce very quickly.

You know, while this is a fascinating topic of conversation, I must wonder if the NationStates forums are the appropriate location for it?

I don't see any reason to disagree with anybody's fetish. As long as nobody gets seriously hurt and everything happens with consent, why should I?
I would say I've got one or two fetishes myself, although so far none of them are beyond the fantasy-stage...

I like long, dark colored hair and light colored eyes. Shoulder blades are nice to look at and touch, although a bit a strange if you stare at them. I also really like tall girls.

The closest I come to what people might consider "fetishes" are having an unusually strong fondness for my ladyfriend's tummy (don't know why, other than the fact that said tummy belongs to my ladyfriend, it probably is quite ordinary) and graphic fantasies about female vampires.

I don't care what sexual things consenting adults do with each other, if they find anal sex to be fulfilling, then by all means, let them do it.

Everyone has a fetish. For Puritans it's buckles and the missionary position...

I like long, dark colored hair and light colored eyes. Shoulder blades are nice to look at and touch, although a bit a strange if you stare at them. I also really like tall girls.

Hmm... you seem like a pretty normal guy. Those are really more preferences, but I agree with you on them. Raven black-haired, tall girls with bright blue eyes are quite cute. ^^;;

Everyone has a fetish. For Puritans it's buckles and the missionary position...

Funniest... fetish... ever....

Don't forget the bonnets and knee briches, though, you can't have a real puritan fetish without those.

Everyone has a fetish. For Puritans it's buckles and the missionary position...


Iis the 'buckles and missionary' position the one that involves two people strapping down a missionary between them, then liberally applying lubricant to their............hmm i'll stop now.

Iis the 'buckles and missionary' position the one that involves two people strapping down a missionary between them, then liberally applying lubricant to their............hmm i'll stop now.
ok, you made me laugh out loud, something I have never done before to anything since I was 12

Hmm... you seem like a pretty normal guy. Those are really more preferences, but I agree with you on them. Raven black-haired, tall girls with bright blue eyes are quite cute. ^^;;
yeah, well the only reason I posted them is because you asked. Not really into anything real fetishy

i ......ahhh...wont answer this one.

i ......ahhh...wont answer this one.
I knew it wouldn't be long before you found this thread......

i ......ahhh...wont answer this one.

No, really.

Trust me, you're probably not going to freak me out. (That's coming from a complete weirdass.) Of course if you're not into fetishes, that's cool too.

i like... shoes?
but seriously i really don't care what people find fulfilling in their private homes as long as it's not detrimental to their health.

No, really.

Trust me, you're probably not going to freak me out. (That's coming from a complete weirdass.) Of course if you're not into fetishes, that's cool too.
you have yet to know me.

but really, this thread isnt going to go too far on NS, there are TONS of fetish sites, groups and boards out there. are you a younger person?

As long as you don't want me to change you, I am happy you have some interests that bring you pleasure. As for fetishes, I don't think I have any true fetishes. All sex betwixt consenting adults is fine with me.

No, really.

Trust me, you're probably not going to freak me out. (That's coming from a complete weirdass.) Of course if you're not into fetishes, that's cool too.
*nearly dies laughing*

you have yet to know me.

but really, this thread isnt going to go too far on NS, there are TONS of fetish sites, groups and boards out there. are you a younger person?

c'mon

he probly knows that the only place hes not going to get flamed to death and a sensible awnser is here.

Funniest... fetish... ever....

Don't forget the bonnets and knee briches, though, you can't have a real puritan fetish without those.
Briches make me moist...

Briches make me moist...

mmm... the very mention of the 1600's excites me... all those knee socks... thirty layers of clothing on a hot summer day... oh yeah....

And that brings me to two questions: First of all, I am into infantilism

What precisely, is that?

What precisely, is that?
I believe it's dressing an acting like a baby.

I believe it's dressing an acting like a baby.


Thats not kinky....thats just creepy.

What precisely, is that?
Ask wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infantilism)

Fetish: a charm, amulet, pendant or other decoration associated with magickal properties; it often represents an animal or person.

I'm all for fetishes, if that's your religious inclination! :D

Ask wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infantilism)


Interesting....but still...very weird.

Interesting....but still...very weird.

Ah well... whatever does it for you. I can't identify with it, but on the other hand it's not sooo distant from the school girl uniform thing, is it?

Ah well... whatever does it for you. I can't identify with it, but on the other hand it's not sooo distant from the school girl uniform thing, is it?


Its not even in the same league.

I like the school-girl thing too, but its mainly becuase a plaid, short mini-skirt shows the curves very nicely.
I dont think too many people look at a 12 year old school-girl in the same way.

It highlights an young womans adult form.

The infantilism thing, people are pretending to be babies....in essence, fantasing about having sex with an infant, or being the infant, and having sex.
Its not quite pedophialia....but it might be in the same mental neighborhood.
At any rate...as long as its harmless.....whatever floats a persons boat.

Its not even in the same league.

I like the school-girl thing too, but its mainly becuase a plaid, short mini-skirt shows the curves very nicely.
I dont think too many people look at a 12 year old school-girl in the same way.

It highlights an young womans adult form.

The infantilism thing, people are pretending to be babies....in essence, fantasing about having sex with an infant, or being the infant, and having sex.
Its not quite pedophialia....but it might be in the same mental neighborhood.
At any rate...as long as its harmless.....whatever floats a persons boat.

Fantasising about having sex with a 12-year-old is not pedophilia? :eek:

Btw, if I understand that article in wikipedia corretly, the fantasy isn't about having sex with a baby but about being a baby...

Nearly all of us have some sort of sexual fetish, right?

I mean hell, even if you don't want to call it a fetish; a preference for certain clothing on your S/O, being aroused by varying situations, or roleplaying; regardless of what you want to call them, they are essentially fetishes.

Now, the average US citizen (Just using this as an example, no one is average... or even normal, really) generally does not have what they would call a "fetish". At least, theirs is so mild and mainstream that most just view it as a matter of taste and a preference, rather than any sort of fascination with a particular object, concept, act, etc.

However, you have some people who are a bit more adventurous. Some are into BDSM. Some like nurses, maids, schoolgirls. A fairly large amount are into things that most normal (I.E. extremely anal) people would regard as a bit strange.

And that brings me to two questions: First of all, I am into infantilism, inflation, BDSM, latex, and butts ( hardly a fetish you say, but I'll elaborate on that later o_x ) Now, if you do not know what some of those things are, you can just go look it up on wikipedia. (I've explained them far too many times.) The real question is: Do I have too many fetishes? Am I into too many "odd" things?

Which brings me to the second question: Do any of you know someone involved with fetishes or who has a fairly different sexual preference? Do you, yourself, have a fetish?

Please keep everything civil, and don't be too vulgar. No flaming, people.
Could you expalin a bit further?

Fantasising about having sex with a 12-year-old is not pedophilia?


No No No.....I said that it doesnt apply to the 12 year old girl.
12 year old girls dont have curves yanno....or much of anything else I like about women.

Especially thier own apartments.

Btw, if I understand that article in wikipedia corretly, the fantasy isn't about having sex with a baby but about being a baby...

Well it seems to suggest that it can be any sort of the three following scenarios:

Two adults dressed as babies, having sex...

One adult dressed as a baby, having sex with another adult dressed ordinarily.
"The bad baby and the naughty nanny" kinda thing.

Or just diaper wearing, wich isnt always infantilism.

The two top ones, though....

If your having sex with someone dressed as baby...or you yourself are dressed the same way, and having sex with someone else, similarly dressed...

I have to wonder what sort of gratification a person is achieving.

Its sort of like acceptable pedophelia...without any actual children.

Creepy.

Well it seems to suggest that it can be any sort of the three following scenarios:

Two adults dressed as babies, having sex...

One adult dressed as a baby, having sex with another adult dressed ordinarily.
"The bad baby and the naughty nanny" kinda thing.

Or just diaper wearing, wich isnt always infantilism.

The two top ones, though....

If your having sex with someone dressed as baby...or you yourself are dressed the same way, and having sex with someone else, similarly dressed...

I have to wonder what sort of gratification a person is achieving.

Its sort of like acceptable pedophelia...without any actual children.

Creepy.
No one said you have to like it, personally I feel that anything between 2+ consenting adults is fine.

But what about times when Animals attack humans?

No one said you have to like it, personally I feel that anything between 2+ consenting adults is fine.


Oh I completely agree.

As long as both parties are of age, and willing...I dont give a crap what they do.

My own personal view on it is:

"Yikes!"

But what about times when Animals attack humans?
:confused: huh?

:confused: huh?
The Donkey that tries to Butt rape the man going Number 2?
Is that a sign of love?

The Donkey that tries to Butt rape the man going Number 2?
Is that a sign of love?


Okay..I just have to know...
a) why did you capitalize the "b" in Butt?

b) why did you omit the hyphen in butt-rape?

Please..you gotta tell me!

Oh I completely agree.

As long as both parties are of age, and willing...I dont give a crap what they do.

My own personal view on it is:

"Yikes!"
Infantilism is certainly not one of my things, and from a personal stand point I agree, I just don't give two shits about what anybody else does to get their rocks off, as long as the participants are as I said before consenting adults.

The Donkey that tries to Butt rape the man going Number 2?
Is that a sign of love?
No, it's a sign of a guy taking a dump in the wrong place.

No, it's a sign of a guy taking a dump in the wrong place.
But what if the donkey went for it and the guy went ok?

But what if the donkey went for it and the guy went ok?


Then the guy would likely be pooping into a colostomy bag, for the rest of his life.

Okay..I just have to know...
a) why did you capitalize the "b" in Butt?

b) why did you omit the hyphen in butt-rape?

Please..you gotta tell me!
1Two cheeks? :p
2 No reason

1Two cheeks? :p
heh

heh
actually i can get a bit obsessive with the caps button or shift button.
sometimes i will add the space in the wrong place too. :p

Option 3 for me, please.

I have a few fetishes, but I'll only give away one here. (It's much better to be mysterious.)

Yeah, I have this thing for doing it outdoors. Not too kinky I'll admit, but a prediliction thats come close to getting me and my S/0 in trouble before, though I've always managed to escape by the skin of my....er..teeth.
I'v learned to be more careful over the years, but sometimes, especially when I have been able to get my partner into it as myself, the temptation is just too much.

While I am aware of what your fetishes entail and the infantalism is as far as it gets from what I find a turn, there's no way I can criticize you for doing something harmless to you aand your partner, so long as you keep it behind closed doors.

Mind you, the problem with my main fetish is that it CAN'T be done behind closed doors is both what can get me into trouble and what makes it so delicious.

I voted 1.

I voted 1.

Sure, if that's your fetish... :D

Sure, if that's your fetish... :D
Depends on how you can make it come true!

Depends on how you can make it come true!

Well, I know some puritans who would seriously soil their pants just thinking about being able to dictate people's morals and their private lifes... :D

Well, I know some puritans who would seriously soil their pants just thinking about being able to dictate people's morals and their private lifes... :D
Bah Puritants are worse than the people they complain about.

My kinks are pretty... well... kinky. ;)

I'm into bondage and some pain, I prefer to be dominent... umm... groups are okay... and I like biting. ^.^

My dream (for bed only, I'm not so shallow to overlook personality in a relationship) girl is short(like 5' sounds good) with curves who's submissive and accepts 3 inputs. A limited gag-reflex is a definate bonus... puking is a definate turn-OFF.

And that's just a start, I'm a sicko. :D

Unrelated to turn-ons (but in reference to the mention of 12 year old girls) my ex-gf's sister is 12 and has a really nice body. :p

So is it really that bad if a 12 yo wanted a 43 and vice versa?

My kinks are pretty... well... kinky. ;)

I'm into bondage and some pain, I prefer to be dominent... umm... groups are okay... and I like biting. ^.^

My dream (for bed only, I'm not so shallow to overlook personality in a relationship) girl is short(like 5' sounds good) with curves who's submissive and accepts 3 inputs. A limited gag-reflex is a definate bonus... puking is a definate turn-OFF.

And that's just a start, I'm a sicko. :D



I wouldn't call that sick, in fact.... oh, better be quiet now.

So is it really that bad if a 12 yo wanted a 43 and vice versa?


Yeah.

Kinda.

I wouldn't call that sick, in fact.... oh, better be quiet now.

Bwahahahah!

I don't have any of these things.

...Please note that the above post may or may not contain the actual truth...

me + kinky japanese schoolgirl twins + jacuzzi + handcuffs + sturdy bedposts + toys + chocolate sauce + long weekend = :fluffle: :D :eek: :fluffle: ;) :cool:

edit: forgot the camera ;)

me + kinky japanese schoolgirl twins + jacuzzi + handcuffs + sturdy bedposts + toys + chocolate sauce + long weekend = :fluffle: :D :eek: :fluffle: ;) :cool:

edit: forgot the camera ;)

Hmm. Aside from the japanese twins, that sounds very tempting... Wish I had a girl... :(

Hmm. Aside from the japanese twins, that sounds very tempting... Wish I had a girl... :(

well if i take away the requirement of being japanese, being a schoolgirl, and being twins i'm just one girl, one jacuzzi, and one long weekend off. yay for me! Although the last long weekend here.... oh the memories ;)

Yeah.

Kinda.
How though?

I have a huuuuuuuuuuge thing for kissing. It doesn't have the same.....uhm.....result as actual sex, but I like it at least as much. EDIT: well actually during sex too. Kissing other bodyparts. Huzzah!

And for sex: Biting is nice (recent discovery), outside is fun. Oh and I had a woman call me son and I called her mom. Not during sex though. It might qualify as infantilism ( or whatever)

I have so much to experiment yet.... ;)

LP thats sick.

I obviously do not hold moral authority over anyone here. I have questionable behaviour of my own that, while not expressly sexual, is frowned upon by my peers. I would like to relate to you a bit of a conversation a friend of mine had. It is in quotes but I am afraid my memory is not perfect to the word. As none of you were there you will have to give me licence.
(I started, we were talking about furries)
“Well I can’t tell them not to as I don’t have the right; on a personal level though I find it wholly disturbing.”
“Why it is two consenting adults, they should be allowed to do what they want.”
“Fair enough and intellectually I agree. Something about the culture makes my skin crawl however. So they can do it I am unfortunately biased against their lifestyle.”
(She then shifted the conversation to other fetishes and checked to see what my opinion on these was. Some I was fine with others not so much. Again, intellectually I offer no rebuke of the choices two consenting adults make. This does not change the fact that I am well socialized into thinking this behaviour is debasing. She then brought me onto a fetish I had never heard of before, one where people would enter onto a crowded bus or subway. They would then proceed to rub up against people and derive sexual gratification from it. I told her that this was wrong.)
(Friend starts.)
“Why, all their doing is rubbing up against the person. It is very innocuous.”
“No it is morally reprehensible and akin to assault. Every other fetish you’ve brought up I have not attacked on the basis that it involves two (or more) consenting fully cognoscenti parties. I could not attack the fetish as the act itself was not the criterion for judgement, the issue of consent was. Now that we have removed the aspect of consent the act becomes wholly immoral and deplorable. Action on another human being without consent is a gateway to more aggressive action. Now if you want to look at the act itself, you’re right this is pretty innocent. That said we need to be able to universalize our thoughts on this. If you want me to go back and judge each fetish on the act as apposed to the presence of consent I’d have plenty to say on some of your fetishes.”

The moral of the story here is on what basis do we judge whether or not a fetish is appropriate. To me an act is moral if it fits the following
1) All parties involved are consenting
2) All parties involved are able to consent (i.e. not under duress, not a minor, not mentally handicapped et cetera.)
3) The act is not flaunted or publicly displayed (i.e. creating observers who might not meet the first two items. Private property or resorts for that sort of thing are exceptions.)
4) The act will have no unacceptable repercussions for anyone. (Rough sex that involves leaving a body imprint in the hotel dry wall leaves unacceptable consequences to the owner of said hotel.)

LP thats sick.
The mom-son thing? Well it was all in good fun. She "adopted" me because I stayed over at her place a couple of times (not to have sex though.....not at first anyway...... but because I was too lazy to go all the way home)

The mom-son thing? Well it was all in good fun. She "adopted" me because I stayed over at her place a couple of times (not to have sex though.....not at first anyway...... but because I was too lazy to go all the way home)
Oh did you know her?

I have a huuuuuuuuuuge thing for kissing. It doesn't have the same.....uhm.....result as actual sex, but I like it at least as much. EDIT: well actually during sex too. Kissing other bodyparts. Huzzah!

And for sex: Biting is nice (recent discovery), outside is fun. Oh and I had a woman call me son and I called her mom. Not during sex though. It might qualify as infantilism ( or whatever)

I have so much to experiment yet.... ;)

Oedipus much?

Oh did you know her?
Only shortly when she adopted me, but we had seen eachother around a lot before that. And I lived in a small village back then where everyone knows everyone. Not always personally, but they know who you are talking about.

outside, biting, light bondage (prefer being dom): tying-up/handcuffing, light spankings etc, roleplay (slave-master is good), threesomes, food play (with the right foods), kissing, watching/being watched (although that usually comes with the territory when threesoming), giving oral (receiving doesnt really do it for me), and sloppy drunk sex.

And anonymity. Yay for no one having any idea who the hell i really am so i can actually say all this.

Oedipus much?
I'm not going to answer that :p

...giving oral (receiving doesnt really do it for me), and sloppy drunk sex.
*high fives*

I'm not going to answer that :p
Oedipus Frequently
Why cause you let the white text do it for you? :p



StorageMy political compass
Economic Left/Right: -3.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 5.28

King for a day fool for a lifetime.

I'm not going to answer that :p


Ah! But you already have!

Why cause you let the white text do it for you? :p
Okay I'll admit I grabbed mom's boob once, but that was an accident. I was covered in mud and hugged her.

Okay I'll admit I grabbed mom's boob once, but that was an accident. I was covered in mud and hugged her.



*Puts on glasses*

"And how did that make you feel?"

*Puts on glasses*

"And how did that make you feel?"
Dirty.....Well I WAS coverd in mud

Dirty.....Well I WAS coverd in mud


So, you felt shame?

Ashamed becuase you groped YOURE MOM?!

YOU SICK MONKEY!!


..ahem.

Sorry..I havent had my medicine yet.

So, you felt shame?

Ashamed becuase you groped YOURE MOM?!

YOU SICK MONKEY!!


..ahem.

Sorry..I havent had my medicine yet.
eh....yah.

Family is very off limits

To echo what Otares said: As long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, it's not anyone else's business.

And anyone who has a problem with someone else's sex life is in need of psychological counseling.

:p

what is considered kinky to some.....is considered perfectly normal to others...and vice versa!

that being said....I gotta say....
I just don't get the dressing up as a baby thing!

I'm a 20-year-old male. Sex is my fetish, I don't need anything else :D. I was always under the impression that such things were generally adopted by people who were having problems with kick-starting their 'fusion generators'...

I'm a 20-year-old male. Sex is my fetish, I don't need anything else :D. I was always under the impression that such things were generally adopted by people who were having problems with kick-starting their 'fusion generators'...

Sex is sex, fetishes are just your favourite way to have it. ;)

Sex is sex, fetishes are just your favourite way to have it. ;)

Oh. Does 'in large quanities' count as a fetish then?

Oh. Does 'in large quanities' count as a fetish then?
No. That was covered in you "20 year old male" bit

No. That was covered in you "20 year old male" bit

Ah, OK then.

Erm...

Yeah.

About these fetish things, I don't care. Might even end up being just as weir... I mean, getting into them myself one day when I've nothing better to be doing. So long as nobody gets hurt or forced to do anything. Well, except for all that BDSM stuff, but that's the whole point of it I guess.

Just don't take photos and mail them to me, OK? I don't want to see any fully-grown men wearing disposable underwear with their 'waste' crushed up inside... you know who you are!

Ah, OK then.

Erm...

Yeah.

About these fetish things, I don't care. Might even end up being just as weir... I mean, getting into them myself one day when I've nothing better to be doing. So long as nobody gets hurt or forced to do anything. Well, except for all that BDSM stuff, but that's the whole point of it I guess.

Just don't take photos and mail them to me, OK? I don't want to see any fully-grown men wearing disposable underwear with their 'waste' crushed up inside... you know who you are!

My fetishes make good porn. ;)

My fetishes make good porn. ;)

THAT is very true...

My fetishes make good porn. ;)

Sure, if you like biting midgets I guess that's true :p.

There are any number of "good church-going people" who live in my area, who think that anything other than "the missionary position" is evil and "of the devil." So who's sicker ... those who like a bit of play in their sex, or those who are horrified at any sort of "sex-play?"

I know which way I go!

I know which way I go!

... and so do most of us here :p ;)

Seriously, if that's a kick for them, avoiding the devil, who are you to convert them?

Ah, so that's where it got its name!

... and so do most of us here :p ;)

Seriously, if that's a kick for them, avoiding the devil, who are you to convert them?
ROFL! Ohhh-kayyy!

Personally, I couldn't care less what anyone does in the privacy of their own home, as long as they leave ME the hell alone too! :D

Ah, so that's where it got its name!
"The Missionary Position?" Of course. Why, we couldn't have people actually enjoy sex, now could we? People might actually start being less grouchy and prickly! It would be anarchy! :rolleyes:

ROFL! Ohhh-kayyy!

Personally, I couldn't care less what anyone does in the privacy of their own home, as long as they leave ME the hell alone too! :D

To the point where Eutrusca never gets any hmmm? ;)

To the point where Eutrusca never gets any hmmm? ;)
[ weeps uncontrollably ] :(

well, im a sucker for lesbian porn...
still, i suppose thats not that unusal among heterossexual men.

well, im a sucker for lesbian porn...
still, i suppose thats not that unusal among heterossexual men.

Yeah. I find it weird, to be honest. Lesbian porn, I mean, not people liking it. You would have thought that it would be aimed at... well, lesbians. Gay porn is aimed at gay guys, after all.

Gay porn is aimed at gay guys, after all.

Amogst others, yes. But I know of women who enjoy watching it...

Yeah. I find it weird, to be honest. Lesbian porn, I mean, not people liking it. You would have thought that it would be aimed at... well, lesbians. Gay porn is aimed at gay guys, after all.
I suppose lesbian women enjoy it too.
There are a multitude of reasons to heterossexuals enjoying it.
Heterossexual porn is quite stranger, if you think of it. A heterossexual men gets aroused watching another men performing sex? I would go so far as to admit that heterossexual anal sex may arouse heterossexual men, but thats because there´s a element of (usually feigned) pain and debasement of the intervening woman...yes, men are pigs, i know. :p

Amogst others, yes. But I know of women who enjoy watching it...


Thats gotta be a very small number.

Most straight girls I know, find it disgusting.

Wich is great that men find lesbian porn hot, and women generally find mano e mano, not.

Its a sweet gig.

I don't have much problems with gay porn either

Thats gotta be a very small number.

Most straight girls I know, find it disgusting.

Wich is great that men find lesbian porn hot, and women generally find mano e mano, not.

Its a sweet gig.
Only the bad gay porn. Bad "normal" porn is quite disgusting to watch too

I don't have much problems with gay porn either

You don't count, though, you're Legless.

Only the bad gay porn. Bad "normal" porn is quite disgusting to watch too

Bad as in quality? Or bad as in some of the stuff you people have been talking about in this thread :p?

Thats gotta be a very small number.

Including or excluding myself? :p

You don't count, though, you're Legless.



Bad as in quality? Or bad as in some of the stuff you people have been talking about in this thread :p?
:p and

Bad as in quality yes. Ugly actors and stuff. Bad camera work.

Only the bad gay porn. Bad "normal" porn is quite disgusting to watch too


I guess that depends on what your defintion of "normal" porn, and "bad" porn are.

Including or excluding myself? :p


Oh, very definately including!

Now I gotta know!

I guess that depends on what your defintion of "normal" porn, and "bad" porn are.
Normal would be heterosexual or lesbian. Bad: see above

Oh, very definately including!

Now I gotta know!

Including myself I know of two girls who like some gay porn...

Normal would be heterosexual or lesbian. Bad: see above


In that case, theres too many variables.

For instance, Ron Jeremy looks like a troll.
Yet, hes the most famous porn star to date.
Its safe to say hes been in many "good" pornos.

Among other things, girls with glasses are a fetish of mine.

Including myself I know of two girls who like some gay porn...


Man on man gay?

Or Lesbian porn?


I have two theories, none of wich are very good.

One: Women are generally more "Bi-Curious" than men.

Two: Even hetero women have an appreciation for the naked female form.

In that case, theres too many variables.

For instance, Ron Jeremy looks like a troll.
Yet, hes the most famous porn star to date.
Its safe to say hes been in many "good" pornos.
Mmmmmm. Yes. That's true. Although I've never seen him in action.

Among other things, girls with glasses are a fetish of mine.

I dont know if you'd call it a "fetish", but glasses can make girls look smart.

Smart chicks turn my crank.

In that case, theres too many variables.

For instance, Ron Jeremy looks like a troll.
Yet, hes the most famous porn star to date.
Its safe to say hes been in many "good" pornos.

Oh, I think I've heard an argument for this one! Guys in porn (straight porn, anyway) don't need to be attractive because the main people watching it are in fact men. And apart from the fact that most men won't be paying the guy in the porn much attention anyway, an attractive, well-endowed guy might make them feel inadequate!

Mmmmmm. Yes. That's true. Although I've never seen him in action.


Theres a documentary about him.

Its actually really good!

Did you know that hes a narcoleptic?

He can instantly fall asleep in the middle of a shot. (film...not money)

Hes hairy.

and well hung.

and he claims to have complete physical control of when he,..err......"arrives".

In that case, theres too many variables.

For instance, Ron Jeremy looks like a troll.
Yet, hes the most famous porn star to date.
Its safe to say hes been in many "good" pornos.

Ron Jeremey is the most famous porn star because quite frankly, he is funny as all hell. Simply his existence makes me laugh. (Although he was really good in Boondock Saints).

Oh, I think I've heard an argument for this one! Guys in porn (straight porn, anyway) don't need to be attractive because the main people watching it are in fact men. And apart from the fact that most men won't be paying the guy in the porn much attention anyway, an attractive, well-endowed guy might make them feel inadequate!

Well...two points here. Ron is fairly well endowed. To see him is porn is distracting because he is a fat hairy man. I'm not sure who thought his being in porn was a good idea. But again, it sure is funny. :)

Oh, I think I've heard an argument for this one! Guys in porn (straight porn, anyway) don't need to be attractive because the main people watching it are in fact men. And apart from the fact that most men won't be paying the guy in the porn much attention anyway, an attractive, well-endowed guy might make them feel inadequate!


I dont buy that one.

Ron Jeremy's "endowment" alone would make most men feel inadequate, if that were the case.

9 3/4.

Man on man gay?

Or Lesbian porn?


I have two theories, none of wich are very good.

One: Women are generally more "Bi-Curious" than men.

Two: Even hetero women have an appreciation for the naked female form.

Both. And both girls are bisexual, actually. Wouldn't know about strictly hetero women...

I dont buy that one.

Ron Jeremy's "endowment" alone would make most men feel inadequate, if that were the case.

9 3/4.

Well I don't even know who he is, but that's the theory I heard anyway. That's what you get for leaving Channel 5 on your TV at nights. Loads of meaningless but entertaining information that pushes more useful facts out of your brain!

It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again!

Well I don't even know who he is, but that's the theory I heard anyway. That's what you get for leaving Channel 5 on your TV at nights. Loads of meaningless but entertaining information that pushes more useful facts out of your brain!


Who is Ron Jeremy?

This guy: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000465/

Who is Ron Jeremy?

This guy: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000465/

Forgive me if I don't go near that link while I'm at work :D.

Sure, if you like biting midgets I guess that's true :p.

No midgets, just petite. :p

And porn likes facials.

Who is Ron Jeremy?
http://www.classicgaming.com/sotss/goodies/images/smrpg/art/mario.gif

It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again!

greenskeepers - lotion ???

It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again!

Okay in my life I have heard that probably close to 100 times, and I still have no idea where that is from. For the love of sweet Jesus would someone tell me where that is from?!?

Forgive me if I don't go near that link while I'm at work :D.


Its relatively safe.

Its a link to the Internet Movie Database.

There, you can find out every movie or television appearance, practically any actor has ever been in.

The only thing that may give you pause for concern is the sheer number of films Jeremy has been in.

IMDB lists over 400 of them.

Lots and LOTS of porn titles.

But no obscene pictures.

Watching porn is good. Making porn is better.

Okay in my life I have heard that probably close to 100 times, and I still have no idea where that is from. For the love of sweet Jesus would someone tell me where that is from?!?

It's from the Silence of The Lambs.

Okay in my life I have heard that probably close to 100 times, and I still have no idea where that is from. For the love of sweet Jesus would someone tell me where that is from?!?


Silence of the Lambs.
Starring Sir Anthony Hopkins, and Jodie Foster.

and the proper quote is:

"Its puts the lotion in the basket. It does what it is told, or else it gets the hose again."

Its relatively safe.

Its a link to the Internet Movie Database.

There, you can find out every movie or television appearance, practically any actor has ever been in.

The only thing that may give you pause for concern is the sheer number of films Jeremy has been in.

IMDB lists over 400 of them.

Lots and LOTS of porn titles.

But no obscene pictures.

Hahaha! Does he hold some kind of record or something? Some of those titles make me laugh...

Well, he may be lucky in the trouser department (assuming you're not making it up), but he sure ain't lucky in the face department. So half that theory works, I guess.

I actually have a pretty shocking slew of fetishes, though I'd prefer not to say what they are here. I would never think of banning them, though, it's not like you could regulate them without thoughtpolice.

Hahaha! Does he hold some kind of record or something? Some of those titles make me laugh...

Well, he may be lucky in the trouser department (assuming you're not making it up), but he sure ain't lucky in the face department. So half that theory works, I guess.


I wouldnt be surprised if he did have the record.
Hes been the most recognizable porn star for a very long time.

Its helps if your not into drugs, and save the money you make.

Oh..and hung like a mule.

Silence of the Lambs.
Starring Sir Anthony Hopkins, and Jodie Foster.

and the proper quote is:

"Its puts the lotion in the basket. It does what it is told, or else it gets the hose again."

Thank you. I've always wondered that. I guess it's because I never saw Silence of the Lambs. I saw Red Dragon and then Hannibal, but still no Silence. I'm watching the trilogy in reverse for some reason.

I think you all might be confusing the terms 'kink' and 'fetish'. A kink is something 'peculiar' that turns you on. A fetish is an object of sexual fixation, without which one cannot sexually perform (not necessarily a physical object, just 'something'). It sounds like the majority of you are talking about your kinks, not your fetishes. :)

Some of the more peculiar kinks I may or may not like are bondage, sounding, and uh... electrical things. :D

:eek: You people are scaring me ever so slightly.
I'd put myself between options two and one. Moral puritanism rox0rz! But not if it's forced. Then it isn't moral, it's just puritanism.

I took an internet test on this subject recently, as a joke… it came up with "wet". Not quite sure what that means, and I probably wouldn't want to know.

I think you all might be confusing the terms 'kink' and 'fetish'. A kink is something 'peculiar' that turns you on. A fetish is an object of sexual fixation, without which one cannot sexually perform (not necessarily a physical object, just 'something'). It sounds like the majority of you are talking about your kinks, not your fetishes. :)

Some of the more peculiar kinks I may or may not like are bondage, sounding, and uh... electrical things. :D

I don't think I have any kinks or fetishes. Really...sex is good enough, why screw around with it. But I do heart boobies.

Maybe I have one...I like to see women getting themselves off. Is that a kink?

You people are scaring me ever so slightly.
I'd put myself between options two and one. Moral puritanism rox0rz! But not if it's forced. Then it isn't moral, it's just puritanism.

I took an internet test on this subject recently, as a joke… it came up with "wet". Not quite sure what that means, and I probably wouldn't want to know.

Lisk, everything scares you. But you constantly put your feet into the fire. Eventually you will be consumed or conflagrated. It's the price you pay.

Lisk, everything scares you. But you constantly put your feet into the fire. Eventually you will be consumed or conflagrated. It's the price you pay. Balipo, I have no idea what you are trying to say (and I fear little, even spiders :) ). Are you referring to me getting flamed at some point?

I don't think I have any kinks or fetishes. Really...sex is good enough, why screw around with it. But I do heart boobies.

Maybe I have one...I like to see women getting themselves off. Is that a kink?
I think that counts, yup. :D

Lisk, everything scares you. But you constantly put your feet into the fire. Eventually you will be consumed or conflagrated. It's the price you pay.
I think Liskeinland likes being scared ever so slightly. :D

Balipo, I have no idea what you are trying to say (and I fear little, even spiders :) ). Are you referring to me getting flamed at some point?

I think he was referring to the fact that although you claim to be quasi asexual and deeply moralistic, you miraculously appear without fail in every thread remotely connected to sexual topics. And even more regularly in the outright obscene ones :D ;)

Maybe I have one...I like to see women getting themselves off. Is that a kink?


No... kink is the woman enjoying you watching. ;)

Balipo, I have no idea what you are trying to say (and I fear little, even spiders :) ). Are you referring to me getting flamed at some point?

No, not really.

Just referring to the fact that as a puritan, you always seem to pop-up in these threads. Eventually, either your beliefs will falter or you will turn away from all this. I was just trying to be poetic about (it does happen at times).

I admit to having one foolish fear, and none other than that. I am afraid of worms. I can't explain why, but I have reason to believe they are trying to kill me.

I think he was referring to the fact that although you claim to be quasi asexual and deeply moralistic, you miraculously appear without fail in every thread remotely connected to sexual topics. And even more regularly in the outright obscene ones :D ;)

Bingo!! Then again, we're all in that boat...so what's that say about us.

My pants are still on though and my hands are on the keyboard.

Bingo!! Then again, we're all in that boat...so what's that say about us.

My pants are still on though and my hands are on the keyboard.

I never claimed to be asexual or to be disgusted by the mere though of sex... I guess what it says about me is that I don't have anybody to act out fantasies with right now, otherwise I wouldn't be sitting here. :(

I never claimed to be asexual or to be disgusted by the mere though of sex... I guess what it says about me is that I don't have anybody to act out fantasies with right now, otherwise I wouldn't be sitting here. :(

I suppose it's good that you are just sitting. If I was female...I'd be doing...other things....just cause I could.

I suppose it's good that you are just sitting. If I was female...I'd be doing...other things....just cause I could.

Well, actually, I'm half-sitting half-lying on my bed. And as for those other things... well, there's still time for that later. ;)
I had better not get into too much detail

"Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken" - Terry Pratchett.

Well, actually, I'm half-sitting half-lying on my bed. And as for those other things... well, there's still time for that later. ;)
I had better not get into too much detail

YOU TWO GET A ROOM

....Police?

If you mean the actual police, I have nothing to hide. It's not like I'm some pedo or rapist, dude. O_o

But if you mean moderators, then I'll be willing to delete the thread if need be.

lol.

I think infantilism is a bit...Creepy. I think it indicates some deep weirdness in your head.

And anonymity. Yay for no one having any idea who the hell i really am so i can actually say all this.
*g*

Gay porn is aimed at gay guys, after all.
Not really. (Ever heard of 'yaoi'? Two guys, written by women for women. Massive fanbase.)

I like BDSM. That's the only kink that I've discovered so far, though.

"Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken" - Terry Pratchett.

*lol I knew somebody would quote this before long...

YOU TWO GET A ROOM

Actually, I think all we would need would be a webcam... :D

Actually, I think all we would need would be a webcam... :D

Oh really?

*interest in conversation perks up*

;)

Well, actually, I'm half-sitting half-lying on my bed. And as for those other things... well, there's still time for that later. ;)
I had better not get into too much detail

Feel free to go into detail....

Actually, I think all we would need would be a webcam... :D
Got one...

Now all we need it time...although I think you watching me would not be half as exciting as me watching you.

Got one...

Now all we need it time...although I think you watching me would not be half as exciting as me watching you.

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about it. I like "kinky", and I like watching others myself :D

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about it. I like "kinky", and I like watching others myself :D

You've got a telegram waiting. That's my attempt to return the thread to normal conversation.

I once new a guy who was reputedly into "Chicago Hot Plate" action, though no once could confirm or deny this. That is a kink or fetish or whatever that crosses SOOOOOOOOOOO many lines.

Poop is not sexy.

Did I kill another thread? Man I hate it when I do that.

Did I kill another thread? Man I hate it when I do that.

Mentioning poop might have done it...

Yay sexual fetishes! I like sub/dom. Both. Depends on my mood.

Sorry bout that...

No, not really.

Just referring to the fact that as a puritan, you always seem to pop-up in these threads. Eventually, either your beliefs will falter or you will turn away from all this. I was just trying to be poetic about (it does happen at times).

I admit to having one foolish fear, and none other than that. I am afraid of worms. I can't explain why, but I have reason to believe they are trying to kill me. Silly threads irresistably draw me. Especially trolls… cannot resist the lure of a troll. Unfortunately, they're rare now. :( You do realise I turned up after this had been going for ten pages?
Why will my beliefs falter?

Craneflies. :eek: Not too scared of them, though.

Silly threads irresistably draw me. Especially trolls… cannot resist the lure of a troll. Unfortunately, they're rare now. :( You do realise I turned up after this had been going for ten pages?
Why will my beliefs falter?

Craneflies. :eek: Not too scared of them, though.

Your beliefs could falter for any number of reasons. Like malaria. Ok...tired now...not making sense...return tomorrow...*green of eyes shuts down*

Your beliefs could falter for any number of reasons. Like malaria. Ok...tired now...not making sense...return tomorrow...*green of eyes shuts down* Thank you so much for trying to give me a mosquito phobia.

I like anal intercourse what's not to like,well just as long as I'm not on the recieving end :)

Silly threads irresistably draw me. Especially trolls… cannot resist the lure of a troll. Unfortunately, they're rare now. :(

well, that's quite a perverse fetish

i mean, mythological beings are not exactly animals, and can vocalize their consent (or lack of), so there shouldn't be legal issues, but they're not human either, so it does not sound "normal" to me...

oh, not _that_ kind of lure and not _that_ kind of troll?

right, sorry :)

well, that's quite a perverse fetish

i mean, mythological beings are not exactly animals, and can vocalize their consent (or lack of), so there shouldn't be legal issues, but they're not human either, so it does not sound "normal" to me...

oh, not _that_ kind of lure and not _that_ kind of troll?

right, sorry :) Well, one of my friends has decided that I have quite a thing for beards. He says stuff like this all the time, though - although I do draw a lot of bearded men. I cannot resist the urge to violate a smooth cheek with hairy ink marks.

Actually, I think all we would need would be a webcam... :D

You know, i was in Cabra once.

Many years ago. Webcams hadn't been invented. Nice people. Stayed a week.

<snip>Which brings me to the second question: Do any of you know someone involved with fetishes or who has a fairly different sexual preference? Do you, yourself, have a fetish?

Please keep everything civil, and don't be too vulgar. No flaming, people.

Unfortunately, Genetic recostruction/manipulation has not yet reached the level necessary for me to be able to engage my fetishes. :headbang:

I'm a complete Furvert... Erma Felna Is teh bomb! Anthro-porn ROX!

:D

BDSM and stomachs. I am horribly aroused by a view of someone's stomach.

Who is Erma Felna? Wait, lemme use Google.

EDIT: Ah! Ah-ha. Gotcha. Wait, what about Maus? Anyway, too many to list, some of them are . . . unpleasant as well. luckily, I'm celibate! Yay for Human Extinction!

Creepy, but that's their choice.

Um........

The only fetish I can really come up is deathly pale women and tight black leather. Minus whip mind you.

Oh wait. And funky colored hair.

Uh, wow. Fetishes? I like Hentai, big butts, big titties, leather, sub/dom (depends on mood), latex, rubber, and.... I think thats it. :D

Maybe I have one...I like to see women getting themselves off. Is that a kink?

I like to get myself off! Oh em gee! We're the perfect couple! ;)

Lessee. My kinks - I'm submissive, I like being restrained, as far as women go, I have a thing for schoolgirls and red hair, and as far as men go, I like drummers or skinny geeky types.

I like hetero, lesbian, and gay porn. Not quite such a fan of the gay porn these days, for whatever reason. And hetero male stars tend to turn me off with ugliness.

Also, as far as I can tell, my boyfriend is maybe an inch shorter than Ron Jeremy.

Also, as far as I can tell, my boyfriend is maybe an inch shorter than Ron Jeremy.

I hope you're talking about how tall he is. :o

It's not the quantity of fetishes you've got that counts. It's how fucked up the fetish is that counts. Emetophilia, for example WTF :confused:

It's not the quantity of fetishes you've got that counts. It's how fucked up the fetish is that counts. Emetophilia, for example WTF :confused:

Or Roman Showers. Think vomitorium.

"Ooooh, baby, the way your stomach acid eats away at my flesh is turning me on"

Or Roman Showers. Think vomitorium.

"Ooooh, baby, the way your stomach acid eats away at my flesh is turning me on"
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/puke.gif :fluffle:

That's just wrong. And I didn't even say that after watching Terror Firmer.

Too perverted?
I only joined Nation States for the sex. Where's all the sex?? I'll show you mine...

Too perverted?
I only joined Nation States for the sex. Where's all the sex?? I'll show you mine...
Watch Troma films, there's plenty of sex and violence in them.

I have heard of a lot of pretty crazy, fucked-up shit in my life that leads me to the conclusion that, no matter what it is, somebody somewhere is into it. I once read a letter to some sex advice column from a guy who was normal except for his fetish, which was, of all things, zombies.

That said, the main thing I love is underwear. A lot of people wonder what the big deal is with expensive lace thongs and stuff...well, I love them. I know they just come off, but I like to stuff them in my fiancee's mouth or tie her hands with them...that way I can do whatever I please with her, and being in that much control of her turns me on like no other.

ACCENTS :fluffle:

I love accents. Particularly Irish accents. English accents are awesome too. Yummm...

Bah! How 'bout none! Filthy sexual activities...<Leaves, shaking his head and self righteously muttering...>

Personally, sense you have admitted to being a into “infantilism,” I hope everyone ignores this post. I hope you can find a good head doctor, and I truly and genuinely feel sorry for you.Hey, Gebirgsland, maybe you should clarify what you meant by "infantilism". Or you could just tell them to look it up in Wikipedia, or something. :p

I personally enjoy making love to my wife, the “old fashioned way.” I wish people would get past this thought of “experimenting” with different things.Give your wife my condolences.

The buttocks is for two things, one of them is sitting.Sitting and anal sex? I thought that your ass was used for other things, too.

And being sexually aroused when someone applies painful stimuli is a cry for help in my mind.Criticising the sexual practices of another person is a cry for help in my mind.

In that case, theres too many variables.

For instance, Ron Jeremy looks like a troll.
Yet, hes the most famous porn star to date.
Its safe to say hes been in many "good" pornos.Ron Jeremy is a God, and it upsets me when people claim otherwise. Check out some of his earlier stuff, and you'll understand.
I like gay porn. Gay as in two (or more) men having sex. I am not bi-curious, or at all "appreciative of the female form". I like men, two men together really turns me on. I like to watch guys do the same things that I like to do, which are the same things that I don't mind watching other straight people do.
I think that straight people have been socialized to think of gay sex in a negative way. There is nothing inherently "gross about it. It's actually quite hot.

I have a huuuuuuuuuuge thing for kissing. It doesn't have the same.....uhm.....result as actual sex, but I like it at least as much. EDIT: well actually during sex too. Kissing other bodyparts. Huzzah!

And for sex: Biting is nice (recent discovery), outside is fun. Oh and I had a woman call me son and I called her mom. Not during sex though. It might qualify as infantilism ( or whatever)

I have so much to experiment yet.... ;)

Zhis represents a product of yer subconscious ego's dezperate desire to possess zhe primitive id.

Hmm..I'll list a few of mine:

Vampirism, Bloodsports, Sadism, Bondage, Roleplaying.


o_x; There are at least 12 other things I can list..and sub-genres of those.

I like gay porn. Gay as in two (or more) men having sex. I am not bi-curious, or at all "appreciative of the female form". I like men, two men together really turns me on. I like to watch guys do the same things that I like to do, which are the same things that I don't mind watching other straight people do.
I think that straight people have been socialized to think of gay sex in a negative way. There is nothing inherently "gross about it. It's actually quite hot.

I agree. I am a straight male, and I don't like gay porn, but I do enjoy lesbian porn. I think most of the reason so many US women don't like gay porn (meaning guy-on-guy) is that they have been socialized against it, as you say. An example given of this in a college Social Deviance class was "yaoi" culture in Japan, which is apparently male homosexual stories targeted at female consumers.

"The word Yaoi (pronounced /jaoi/, pronounced "Yah-Oh-ee" rather than "Yow-ee" or "Ya-oy", all three vowels are pronounced) was originally used to refer to fan manga (such as doujinshi) that focused on homosexual relationships between male characters[...]Its target audience, readership and creators are almost exclusively young to middle-age women, with homosexual and bisexual men of the same age comprising most of the rest[...]Women make up the majority of yaoi readership in Japan[...]"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi
You can also read a more academic paper on yaoi in Japanese and Western culture here:
http://www.cult-media.com/issue1/CMRmcle.htm

And what in the holy hell is "infantilism". It better not be what I think it is.

Infantilism is pretending to be a baby.

As far as pain being bad, that's up to the individual. Pain is an interpretation of a sensation. Depending on one's frame of mind, a sensation can either be good or bad. After all, a passionate kiss from one's girlfriend could definitely be considered pleasure, but how does that different from a passionate kiss from one's grandmother? The sensations are comparable, but it's the perception of the individual that changes the sensation from ecstacy to nausea.

I don't really believe in applying legal sanctions to abnormal sexual behavior, as long as whatever it is is currently legal, and both parties consent.. however, social sanctions should apply for the truly sick stuff.. I'd refuse to associate with people who practice a lot of this stuff, generally.

Personally, the whole notion of sex between anyone, for any reason, legal or not, seems kind of unusual and unnecessary outside procreation, if not mildly unsettling.. but I don't hold that against people I know who have wives, as long as no serious paraphilia is involved.. not that anyone would ever admit that sort of thing to me.. I certainly wouldn't want to hear about it! :eek:

AHaha ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!
I didn't think people really thought like that!!
omg that is soo funny.
SEx is fun, unelss you are doing it wrong.. and if you are doing it right, then why not explore to see what else feels good... your body is a temple... you need to allow the worshipers in!!

Oh and yeah, my kinks.. I like bondage, submission, some pain (spanking and such) I like exhibitionism to an extent, and I enjoy being controlled.

I love to read erotica, don't like to watch porn unless it is kinky... I am bisexually active... and pretty much enjoy lots of things.

Okay I'll admit I grabbed mom's boob once, but that was an accident. I was covered in mud and hugged her.
Satans Spawn!

In theory, I like men in uniform and associated roleplay. (I say "in theory" because my bf won't try it for me.) There are a couple others, also, but that's the main one.

Satans Spawn!
I said it was an accident! :(

I like gay porn. Gay as in two (or more) men having sex. I am not bi-curious, or at all "appreciative of the female form". I like men, two men together really turns me on. I like to watch guys do the same things that I like to do, which are the same things that I don't mind watching other straight people do.
I think that straight people have been socialized to think of gay sex in a negative way. There is nothing inherently "gross about it. It's actually quite hot.
No everyone is quite as liberated as you are, Ms. Oxwana. :)

No everyone is quite as liberated as you are, Ms. Oxwana. :)

Am I liberated? I'm a straight male and gay porn does nothing to me at all, no being aroused, repulsed or anything... well, unless it's cheesy, then it makes me laugh. :D

SEx is fun, unelss you are doing it wrong.. and if you are doing it right, then why not explore to see what else feels good... your body is a temple... you need to allow the worshipers in!!
Does this go for straight men too? ;) :p

Oh and yeah, my kinks.. I like bondage, submission, some pain (spanking and such) I like exhibitionism to an extent, and I enjoy being controlled.

I love to read erotica, don't like to watch porn unless it is kinky... I am bisexually active... and pretty much enjoy lots of things.
Are you male, or female?

Am I liberated? I'm a straight male and gay porn does nothing to me at all, no being aroused, repulsed or anything... well, unless it's cheesy, then it makes me laugh. :D
I would say half-liberated

I love to read erotica...
Huzzah! :fluffle:

Does this go for straight men too? ;) :p

I don't see why not.... scared? ;)

I don't see why not.... scared? ;)
No. Just curious ;) :p

To echo what Otares said: As long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, it's not anyone else's business.

And anyone who has a problem with someone else's sex life is in need of psychological counseling.

:p
What about incest? That can be between two consenting adults, who happen to be related. I do know someone from Ohio who was shipped of to juvenile hall because he "didn't know it was his cousin."

What about incest? That can be between two consenting adults, who happen to be related. I do know someone from Ohio who was shipped of to juvenile hall because he "didn't know it was his cousin."

As long as they produce no offspring... I don't see any reason why not.
Although the idea of doing that myself somehow grosses me out.

I dunno whether I should be admitting this and you'll probably all think I'm weird, but I've got a thing for attractive naked people.

I dunno whether I should be admitting this and you'll probably all think I'm weird, but I've got a thing for attractive naked people.
***GASP***

You ... you ... you PERVOID you! Tsk! Quick .. someone call the thought police! :D

Thank you so much for trying to give me a mosquito phobia.

Now now...you'll be fine.



I like gay porn. Gay as in two (or more) men having sex. I am not bi-curious, or at all "appreciative of the female form". I like men, two men together really turns me on. I like to watch guys do the same things that I like to do, which are the same things that I don't mind watching other straight people do.
I think that straight people have been socialized to think of gay sex in a negative way. There is nothing inherently "gross about it. It's actually quite hot.

No everyone is quite as liberated as you are, Ms. Oxwana

I am. I love watching 2-30 women having sex with each other, which is considered gay porn. Especially when strap-ons and beads and things get involved. ;)

I hope you're talking about how tall he is. :o


Ron Jeremy's 5'6". Jay is 5'11" and 1 1/4 inches shorter.

I have a fetish for girls. Preferably good looking ones, naked, with an adequate intellectual level and a sense of humour.

Yeah, i know, i'm a pervert.

I have a fetish for girls. Preferably good looking ones, naked, with an adequate intellectual level and a sense of humour.

Yeah, i know, i'm a pervert.

You disgust me :mad: :sniper:

;) :p

You disgust me :mad: :sniper:

;) :p

<hangs head in shame>

I'm sorry, how about i pretend to like them dressed as nuns calling me "Uncle" and smearing my parts in lime jelly?

won't be true, but it might make me seem more "normal"

;)

<hangs head in shame>

I'm sorry, how about i pretend to like them dressed as nuns calling me "Uncle" and smearing my parts in lime jelly?

won't be true, but it might make me seem more "normal"

;)

That would be better. Much, much better.

Coincidentally, mind if I steal your lie so I can be normal too? We could get a support group and everything.

That would be better. Much, much better.

Coincidentally, mind if I steal your lie so I can be normal too? We could get a support group and everything.

As long as we stock the meetings full of hot single ladies. Who we can be "normal" with.

As long as we stock the meetings full of hot single ladies. Who we can be "normal" with.

Deal. :cool:

Option 4 is a misnomer.
I mean, if you have many fetishes (which are supposed to indicate ways of life, or become similar with any pleasurable sexual act a person engages in, or whatever), are you actually having any? It either means you don't miss the things not being around that much - and are simply interested, ida know - or that you're not enjoying yourself unless you're using them all at once (picture latex, velour and silk together, or enjoying being spanked and domineering).

Errr... the 15 year old has not had the opportunity to find out her own "kinks" yet.

And yet I read all sixteen pages of this thread. Shows how my mind works...

However, the idea of putting sugary liquids or semiliquids in strategic places on a person and then licking them off does sound appealing, though I've never done it before.

Ya know what's funny though. I always have this strange idea when I think of other hetero couples, that I want to have a girlfriend. But then when I imagine myself as me with a girl, I think no that's boring. I only want to have a girlfriend if I'm the boyfriend. But I'm definitely not transgender; I couldn't be a guy in any other part of life.

It confuses me greatly.

Nah, I just mean most are far too uptight about stuff.

That's so true

You damn perverts!
I should tie you up, put "Alvin and the chipmunks sing christmas carols" in the cd-player, put on my grandmothers dress, smear bernaise-sauce on your arses and whip you all!

You damn perverts!
I should tie you up, put "Alvin and the chipmunks sing christmas carols" in the cd-player, put on my grandmothers dress, smear bernaise-sauce on your arses and whip you all!
Sign me up!

You damn perverts!
I should tie you up, put "Alvin and the chipmunks sing christmas carols" in the cd-player, put on my grandmothers dress, smear bernaise-sauce on your arses and whip you all!
I feel dirty after reading that, not for anything I've done, but just for what you've said.

I feel dirty after reading that, not for anything I've done, but just for what you've said.

Stop staring at me you pervert!

Errr... the 15 year old has not had the opportunity to find out her own "kinks" yet.

And yet I read all sixteen pages of this thread. Shows how my mind works...

However, the idea of putting sugary liquids or semiliquids in strategic places on a person and then licking them off does sound appealing, though I've never done it before.

Ya know what's funny though. I always have this strange idea when I think of other hetero couples, that I want to have a girlfriend. But then when I imagine myself as me with a girl, I think no that's boring. I only want to have a girlfriend if I'm the boyfriend. But I'm definitely not transgender; I couldn't be a guy in any other part of life.

It confuses me greatly.


Try the "sugary liquids"-bit when you have the chance. It's an all-time favourite with most people ;)

As for the girlfriend-boyfriend bit, no need to be confused there. Believe me, being with a girl is anything but boring. I think most people are more or less bisexual anyway, some more than others, but only a small number would actually try it at any time. And there are toys that would enable you to be the boyfriend... ;)

*stirring a pot of bernaise sauce*

This is just strange. No other way to put it *hops on Japanese bullet train and gets away*

*stirring a pot of bernaise sauce*
*Stirring a pot of fava beans* :D

*Stirring a pot of fava beans* :D

What on earth are fava beans? :confused:

What on earth are fava beans? :confused:
they go well with a Chianti, or so I'm told


*shkshkshkshkshskshk*

they go well with a Chianti, or so I'm told


*shkshkshkshkshskshk*

Doesn't make much more sense now, but thanks for clarifying :D

Does having a hot girl fetish count?

Does having a hot girl fetish count?

I guess that would depend on your definition of "hot" ;)

*Stirring a pot of fava beans* :D

Ever heard of favism...or favismus, technically speaking! I know I`m off topic, just wanted to warn some of you.

Grretings

i like to roll around naked in huge vats of kidney beans.

i like to roll around naked in huge vats of kidney beans.

How often do you get to do that? I would imagine that this might be a bit difficult to prepare...