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I like to partage.

Name: Bjarne
age:30
sex:Last time I checked, male
talent: surly painting
why you want to win:narcism

Picture of me (http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2249/ungerbux0qt.jpg)
Something I draw. (http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/1668/gemlde00013gc.jpg)

When I win, I will free us of the oppression to have to wear trousers.

I like to partage.

Name: Bjarne
age:30
sex:Last time I checked, male
talent: surly painting
why you want to win:narcism

Picture of me (http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2249/ungerbux0qt.jpg)
Something I draw. (http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/1668/gemlde00013gc.jpg)

When I win, I will free us of the oppression to have to wear trousers.


Wow... what's that monster following that stickman?

I like to partage.

Name: Bjarne
age:30
sex:Last time I checked, male
talent: surly painting
why you want to win:narcism

Picture of me (http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2249/ungerbux0qt.jpg)
Something I draw. (http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/1668/gemlde00013gc.jpg)

When I win, I will free us of the oppression to have to wear trousers.
Youve got my vote!

Wow... what's that monster following that stickman?
That's great cthulhu

You could always get in early. :p

Let's see.... what do I have to bribe a judge with? Money? Sex? Drugs? Cute cuddly stuffed animals?

Let's see.... what do I have to bribe a judge with? Money? Sex? Drugs? Cute cuddly stuffed animals?

Any mixture of the above is acceptable. :) :p


I like to partage.

Name: Bjarne
age:30
sex:Last time I checked, male
talent: surly painting
why you want to win:narcism

Picture of me (http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2249/ungerbux0qt.jpg)
Something I draw. (http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/1668/gemlde00013gc.jpg)

When I win, I will free us of the oppression to have to wear trousers.

Hahaha!

Any mixture of the above is acceptable. :) :p


How do I mix those? Let me think....

Ok, I'll roll a dollar in a porn magazine, stuff the drugs into the cute cuddly stuffed animal, put it all in a paper bag and hand it to you when nobody's looking?

How do I mix those? Let me think....

Ok, I'll roll a dollar in a porn magazine, stuff the drugs into the cute cuddly stuffed animal, put it all in a paper bag and hand it to you when nobody's looking?

Only a dollar? Pfft.

Well, I guess I can cut the drugs with it. OK.

Ack, my photobucket is taking forever to load and I have to leave now. :( I promise I'll post the pictures when I'm on tomorrow!

Name Bronwyn
age 16
sex Female
talent *bites*
why you want to win I like winning?
Okay, here you go:
Photo (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/skoffy.gif)
It's real! It was just edited a bit... (my hair isn't pink) XD

Picture (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/Roach.bmp)
My scanner doesn't work, and I don't know where my poems are. -_- So here is a joke picture of my friend Roach.

Okay, here you go:
Photo (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/skoffy.gif)
It's real! It was just edited a bit... (my hair isn't pink) XD

Picture (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/Roach.bmp)
My scanner doesn't work, and I don't know where my poems are. -_- So here is a joke picture of my friend Roach.
nice

Only a dollar? Pfft.

Well, I guess I can cut the drugs with it. OK.

That's what you get from not being specific... :D

Oh yes,and im making Aerou and The Plutonian Empire judges too.[/abuse of power](for now anyway)

Yay! I get to be a judge :)

Wow, things seem to take forever when no one is posting.

Speaking of the Plutonian Empire, has anyone seen him post lately?

Speaking of the Plutonian Empire, has anyone seen him post lately?
No. He broke my heart so I broke his.. hey look, there he goes! *hides evidence* *shifteyes*

Speaking of the Plutonian Empire, has anyone seen him post lately?
He turned up in Paradise Beach

Did I win yet? I'm naked!

You're not a judge anymore, Stephistan, you're on the panel.

Yeah, I'm a judge, whoo hoo. :p

THE FIRST ROUND OF JUDGING WILL BEGIN ON WENDESDAY

Judges:
Eh-Oh
Neo Kervoskia
Stephistan
Kanabia (for hookers and bribes)


Just thought I'd repost this so everyone knows who your judges will be *Evil Grin* ..lol

Name: Rune
Age: 28
Gender (as to avoid silly jokes): Male
Talent: When drunk, yelling loudly at racist people
Why I want to win: I want to be able to put 'Winner of Ms NationStates 2005' in my sig and thourougly confuse ppl by being male.

Picture

http://www.photobin.us/uploads/3a9eb2d849.jpg (http://www.photobin.us)


Original writing:

There once was a fella named Rune
His nutsack looked like a prune
He won first place
In the beauty race
And then he started to croon

TADAA


VOTE FOR ME, YAY!!! :D

http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
sorry Jizzy, I had to let you go

Okay, here you go:
Photo (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/skoffy.gif)
It's real! It was just edited a bit... (my hair isn't pink) XD

:rolleyes:

It's not possible to nominate anybody, is it?

sorry Jizzy, I had to let you go
Wait, wait, wait... there's a cult of Zwange now? :eek:

Okay, here you go:
Photo (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/skoffy.gif)
It's real! It was just edited a bit... (my hair isn't pink) XD

Picture (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/Roach.bmp)
My scanner doesn't work, and I don't know where my poems are. -_- So here is a joke picture of my friend Roach.
I vote that Skoffin has to post a better picture of herself! Though she does show great artistic talent with that drawing...

I vote that Skoffin has to post a better picture of herself! Though she does show great artistic talent with that drawing...
That picture belongs in a museum.

Wait, wait, wait... there's a cult of Zwange now? :eek:

it appears so

i wish i had a cult *sniff*......

it appears so

i wish i had a cult *sniff*......
Join the Cult of the Almighty Eh-oh!

Cabra West, nominating is allowed.

it appears so

i wish i had a cult *sniff*......
There, there... it's not your fault no one likes you.

*pats you on the head*

Join the Cult of the Almighty Eh-oh!

Cabra West, nominating is allowed.

w00t!!! :D

There, there... it's not your fault no one likes you.

*pats you on the head*
Then whos fault is it? Poll coming soon.

There, there... it's not your fault no one likes you.

*pats you on the head*

i didn't think of it that way. you really put things in perspective for me, thanks :)

Then whos fault is it? Poll coming soon.
Ok, I lied... it is Eh-oh's fault.

i didn't think of it that way. you really put things in perspective for me, thanks :)
Uhhh... no problem. Just ignore my previous post...http://67.18.37.14/html/emoticons/ninja.gif

Uhhh... no problem. Just ignore my previous post...http://67.18.37.14/html/emoticons/ninja.gif
But this is your only post.....

It's wednesday :eek:

It's wednesday :eek:
:eek: It's 7:30 Tuesday here :eek:

:eek: It's 7:30 Tuesday here :eek:
12:25pm here, I'm going by Australian eastern standard time :p

12:25pm here, I'm going by Australian eastern standard time :p
What day of the week? By 12:25pm do you meen 25min after noon or 25 min after midnight?

What day of the week? By 12:25pm do you meen 25min after noon or 25 min after midnight?
Well, I did say it is wednesday :confused: And I did say pm, so it's afternoon.

I'll do this... but just to up my post count.

Name: Mad
Age: 20
Sex:? I thought this was a "Miss NS" contest... Female
Talent: Blowing things out of proportion, or acting
I want to win because I've been here for almost two years (with two different countries) and nobody can remember my name... I suffer from Lurker's disease

I can’t write or draw… so... Rhyming couplets will be given upon request.

Oh yeah and the picture. This one is known to the NS forums… I’m on the far left.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a347/Snickony/MadMeNicoleAnnie.jpg



Pencil wins with no voting needed due to the "simulated orgy" pic ;)

Judges:
Eh-Oh
Neo Kervoskia
Stephistan
Kanabia (for hookers and bribes)
Can i be a judge, to judge the cleavages? :D

No. He broke my heart so I broke his.. hey look, there he goes! *hides evidence* *shifteyes*
I've never even met you, silly. :p

I've never even met you, silly. :p
So all this time I meant nothing to you? :(

Nope its 5:30ishPM on a Wednesday.

I vote that Skoffin has to post a better picture of herself! Though she does show great artistic talent with that drawing...

Seconded. All in favor?

Pencil wins with no voting needed due to the "simulated orgy" pic ;)
Definately. You get runner up for reminding my to renew my ACLU membership. ;)

one word...

wtf???

Seconded. All in favor?
i think its been done....

Seconded. All in favor?
Aye

Well, you can all go burn. <_< Plus I have to leave now. :p Maybe later.

Well, you can all go burn. <_< Plus I have to leave now. :p Maybe later.
*burns*

So all this time I meant nothing to you? :(
What?

I actually can't remember you..... It's been a while since we last talked. As good as my memory can be, i can still be forgetful, unfortunately. I'm sorry. :(

:headbang:

Sheesh. i'm such a loser. no wonder i'm still single. lol.

Arrrr.... I be new, but I be enterin' anyway.

name: Arianwen
age: 16
sex: pirate
talents: lootin' an swashbucklin'. May I buckle your swash?
why I want to win: I want ter be the first pirate to win a beauty pageant. If I lose, yer galley meat, ya swabbie >:

drawing: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/Untitled_0003_0001.jpg (she be my Guild Wars character)

photo: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/pir.jpg (I be pirate, yarrrrr...)

also

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/kitty.jpg (the lioness be named Nintendo, an' she be my matey)

I read up to here and saw a clear winner... this gir- err pirate, for the win!

Well I WAS gonna burn, but Harlesburg beat me to it. So I guess I'll just go melt instead... damnit

Well I WAS gonna burn, but Harlesburg beat me to it. So I guess I'll just go melt instead... damnit
If you are going to melt, melt without the additude.

Well, you can all go burn. <_< Plus I have to leave now. :p Maybe later.
*Burning* Damnit Zwange.... that's the last time you set me on fire!

Can i be a judge, to judge the cleavages? :D

That's my job. :p

Arrrr.... I be new, but I be enterin' anyway.

name: Arianwen
age: 16
sex: pirate
talents: lootin' an swashbucklin'. May I buckle your swash?
why I want to win: I want ter be the first pirate to win a beauty pageant. If I lose, yer galley meat, ya swabbie >:

drawing: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/Untitled_0003_0001.jpg (she be my Guild Wars character)

photo: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/pir.jpg (I be pirate, yarrrrr...)

also

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/kitty.jpg (the lioness be named Nintendo, an' she be my matey)
The United Guild of Pirates votes Wicked-Bad.

If she doesn't win, you'll all be walking the plank while you have to watch favorite pet get raped while giving him/her pegs for feet (if it is a snake, we'll still give it wooden legs) (amoebes too)

name: Secretxanadu
age: 20
sex: Yes
talents: I have talent for making myself look like a complete idiot, especially when drunk...

Me:
http://www.gamertagpics.com/filesave/s/Sh/p_Shadowpolish.jpg

I drew this on a t-shirt with a marker (for Roskilde Festival):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Shadowpolish/My%20stuff/Billedet67.jpg

name: Secretxanadu
age: 20
sex: Yes
talents: I have talent for making myself look like a complete idiot, especially when drunk...

Me:
http://www.gamertagpics.com/filesave/s/Sh/p_Shadowpolish.jpg

I drew this on a t-shirt with a marker (for Roskilde Festival):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Shadowpolish/My%20stuff/Billedet67.jpg

Unfortunately, you're too late... apparently the contest was over yesterday...

Unfortunately, you're too late... apparently the contest was over yesterday...

Zuh? It hasn't even started.

Ah well, either way... no worries here

From what I understand the judging begins today.... but I think we need the starter of the thread to put all the contestants in the first post so we can judge them.. (those of us who are the judges that is.;) )

If you are going to melt, melt without the additude.
Additude, eh?

From what I understand the judging begins today.... but I think we need the starter of the thread to put all the contestants in the first post so we can judge them.. (those of us who are the judges that is.;) )

How exactly are we going to be judging? Do we need to be unanimous, or do we just vote individually?

Wait, wait, wait... there's a cult of Zwange now? :eek:
yep, she said she wanted one :rolleyes:

This thread earns the Smokey Stamp of Approval for being very unlikely to start a forum fire.

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/753/image75.th.gif (http://img9.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img9&image=image75.gif)


And as always...

http://img209.exs.cx/img209/2807/pd834lg5kv.jpg

Remember kids, only you can prevent forum fires.

^^ I love you

yay! Smokey!

yay! Smokey!

It's nice to see you as well, Tink. :)

I'm glad Her Royal Highness is pleased with my presence. :D

It's nice to see you as well, Tink. :)

I'm glad Her Royal Highness is pleased with my presence. :D
i'm always pleased to see you! you know i have a thing for firemen :p

i'm always pleased to see you! you know i have a thing for firemen :p

Ah! Perhaps when the "Favorite NationStates Forum Character" contest comes 'round you would support me for the win since I'm such a dashing fireman. ;)

Ah! Perhaps when the "Favorite NationStates Forum Character" contest comes 'round you would support me for the win since I'm such a dashing fireman. ;)
if it ever comes up you'll have my support of course

if it ever comes up you'll have my support of course

Thank you! *hugs*

Thank you! *hugs*
*hugs* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: not a problem! and keep up the good work

*hugs* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: not a problem! and keep up the good work

Rest assured, I will keep fighting those forum fires to the best of my ability. :)

all that reading to find out my abuse of my made up powers counts for nothing.damned church of omnigamy and its lack of power

Go to the first post, I updated everything.

Since artwork/original writing is absent from the summary in the first post, does that mean that that is no longer a judging criteria?

Just wondering :confused:

I just dropped in to declare myself Miss Spam Forum....

carry on...

I just dropped in to declare myself Miss Spam Forum....

carry on...

Is that where you hide these days? I miss you here in good old General.

Since artwork/original writing is absent from the summary in the first post, does that mean that that is no longer a judging criteria?

Just wondering :confused:
There are age brackets, after the sem-finalist from those groups have been chosen, the judges will make their decision on the reasons why someone wants to win and their looks, obviously, but age must be taken into account and bribes are encouraged.

Is that where you hide these days? I miss you here in good old General.

naw sugar....i havent been in there....General is the only place for me :)

I'm just now able to come back and post a bit. *grumble*

naw sugar....i havent been in there....General is the only place for me :)

I'm just now able to come back and post a bit. *grumble*

You should be getting on AIM more too, right?

You should be getting on AIM more too, right?


yeah i guess i should. i get on yahoo some.i missed NS and these hokey contests....why didnt you enter? ;)

yeah i guess i should. i get on yahoo some.i missed NS and these hokey contests....why didnt you enter? ;)

You should. I didn't enter this contest because of the disasterbacle that were the last set of contests.

That's my job. :p
Oh. sorry. my bad. :headbang:

*shoots himself*

You should. I didn't enter this contest because of the disasterbacle that were the last set of contests.
This one is different, everyone contestant is sedated and there's an open bar.

name: Secretxanadu
age: 20
sex: Yes
talents: I have talent for making myself look like a complete idiot, especially when drunk...

Me:
http://www.gamertagpics.com/filesave/s/Sh/p_Shadowpolish.jpg

I drew this on a t-shirt with a marker (for Roskilde Festival):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Shadowpolish/My%20stuff/Billedet67.jpg
This has Rotovia's Patented Seal of Approval

Most of the pic links in the first post are dead.... Just thought I'd mention it...

I should also have added another talent.... I can pick my nose with my tongue! lol

Most of the pic links in the first post are dead.... Just thought I'd mention it...

I should also have added another talent.... I can pick my nose with my tongue! lol
Fixed.

Nope.. try again... all the ones with *...* in them still dont work, broken links.. tsk tsk

and for some reason my name has been changed to Lovfro.. I'd love to see you explain that...

Nope.. try again... all the ones with *...* in them still dont work, broken links.. tsk tsk

and for some reason my name has been changed to Lovfro.. I'd love to see you explain that...
And for Tink you got her artwork instead of her picture.

And for Tink you got her artwork instead of her picture.
We're ganging up on you now... better watch out... lol

I should also have added another talent.... I can pick my nose with my tongue! lol

I can't decide if that's hot or gross.

We're ganging up on you now... better watch out... lol
Why? What did I do?

Can you really pick your nose with your tongue?

and for some reason my name has been changed to Lovfro.. I'd love to see you explain that...

And I'm gone :confused: :confused: :confused:

Just because we both are from Denmark doesn't mean you can just merger us like that ;)

And I'm gone :confused: :confused: :confused:

Just because we both are from Denmark doesn't mean you can just merger us like that ;)
Whenever I go to edit the page, it's in the edit, but when I post it, it's not. :confused:

Whenever I go to edit the page, it's in the edit, but when I post it, it's not. :confused:

It's the GREMLINS I tells ya :headbang:

It's the GREMLINS I tells ya :headbang:
Something is very, very wrong with this thread? Until this is fixed, I guess people will have to scroll back and forth. :confused: :(

The First Round of Voting Will Begin at 10:25 PM GMT and Will End Once each of the Judges has voted. Judges are to TG me their votes or post them openly, which every they prefer.

Judges:
Eh-Oh
Neo Kervoskia
Stephistan
Kanabia


Age Brackets:
16-19
20-27
28-35
35-42
Over 42


Contestants in the Miss NationStates Pagent
FairyTInkArisen
Photo of me:http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/1/people0617lq.jpg
Name: Elly
Age: 17
Sex: lady
Talent: (I have to pick just one?!) making paper hats
Why you want to win: because it will make me famous

Cabra West
Photo of me: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=440582&page=2 (it's there, scroll damn it)
Name: Brigitte
age: old enough to lie about it... no, seriously, 31
sex: yes, please. Female
talent: I don't know, really. Drawing and writing?
why you want to win: I don't. But I like the idea

Kiwi-kiwi
Photo of me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Chimeran/SARA9.jpg
Name: Sara
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Talent: Uh... drawing.
Why you want to win: ...The leprechaun made me do it.

Pencil 17
Photo of me: http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a347/Snickony/MadMeNicoleAnnie.jpg
Name: Mad
Age: 20
Sex:? I thought this was a "Miss NS" contest... Female
Talent: Blowing things out of proportion, or acting
I want to win because I've been here for almost two years (with two different countries) and nobody can remember my name... I suffer from Lurker's disease


Cana2
Photo of me:http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/epsonee/1.jpg
Name:Sara
Age:18
Sex:Female
Talent:Winning internet beauty contests.
Why I want to win:Because I'm shallow.

Poliwanacraca
Photo of me:
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^
Name: Poliwanacraca, to you all. What can I say? I like anonymity.
Age: Somewhere between 22 and 30.
Gender: Female.
Talent: Being ridiculous.
Why I want to win: Because I like the idea of winning a beauty pageant with a stick figure? Or maybe just because I'm bored?

Wicked-bad
Photo of me:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/pir.jpg
name: Arianwen
age: 16
sex: pirate
talents: lootin' an swashbucklin'. May I buckle your swash?
why I want to win: I want ter be the first pirate to win a beauty pageant. If I lose, yer galley meat, ya swabbie >:

Tree Hugging Lesbians
Photo of me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Aryek/nerwen1.jpg
Name: Jennifer
age: 18
sex: Female
talent: Being Awesome?
why you want to win: I never win anything.

Myidealstate
Photo of me:
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2249/ungerbux0qt.jpg
Name: Bjarne
age:30
sex:Last time I checked, male
talent: surly painting
why you want to win:narcism

Zwange
Photo of me:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/skoffy.gif
Name: Bronwyn
age: 16
sex: Female
talent: *bites*
why you want to win: I like winning?

Secretxanadu
Photo of me: http://www.photobin.us/uploads/3a9eb2d849.jpg[ /url]
Name: Rune
Age: 28
Gender (as to avoid silly jokes): Male
Talent: When drunk, yelling loudly at racist people
Why I want to win: I want to be able to put 'Winner of Ms NationStates 2005' in my sig and thourougly confuse ppl by being male.

Zanato
Photo of me:[url]http://www.bsu.edu/web/sigep/Pictures/Main%20Gallery/Photos/Fat-Man.jpg
Name:Cletus
age: Any age is good
sex:I can accommodate
talent:Working at the chicken factory
why you want to win: I wants lots of piggies

Harlesburg
Photo of me:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...arlesburgSP.jpg
Name: Harlesburg (The Confederacy Of)
age: 21
sex: (yes please err)Male
talent: Confusing people
why you want to win: It will give me a cult of Personality which will enable me to take over the World!I have ran for Student Representative of my old College(High School) and did very well when one regards my Speech and who wrote it!

The problem is with Secretxanadu for some reason.

Damn....Harlesburgs link doesnt work and Ive always wanted to see what he looks like..... :(

And I'm still not there :(

Damn....Harlesburgs link doesnt work and Ive always wanted to see what he looks like..... :(
I don't think it wa sa real pic anyway.

Should I just ask for this thread to be closed, or should we make do with what we have?

I knew I should have stuck with only the Posters Awards (which will be held for the third time in October)

My vote goes to:

FairyTInkArisen
Photo of me:http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/1/people0617lq.jpg
Name: Elly
Age: 17
Sex: lady
Talent: (I have to pick just one?!) making paper hats
Why you want to win: because it will make me famous

And let me explain why. Beauty is not just a pretty face, or a size 2, nor is it who has the most cleavage. To me, beauty does to a small degree yes include these things. However true beauty comes from within. And while I think Tink is a very pretty girl, her true beauty is the way she reaches out to everyone on this site. She also has a beautiful heart. She is one of the most genuine people I have ever met on NS, few could disagree. But no matter what, she's the first one to try and cheer up a person on this site who is down in the dumps, the first to give out unconditional fluffles. She has spirit and spunk. I could go on as Tink has many fine qualities. To me she is beautiful inside out. This is why she has won my personal vote. I think few who have been on this site for any length of time could really dispute that.

Tink my vote goes to you.

I wish the gals who entered the contest the best of luck and I have little doubt that you're all beautiful in your own ways. But I had to vote my conscience and Tink simply shines as far as I'm concerned.

Thank You.
Judge Stephistan.

How about the other age categories Stephistan? :)

How about the other age categories Stephistan? :)

Hard to say, there seems to be only really two age groups, the 16-19 and then the older gals my age 28-35. (Okay, I'm 36, but it's close..lol)

I suppose in the older ladies group my vote would go to:

Cabra West
Photo of me: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=440582&page=2 (it's there, scroll damn it)
Name: Brigitte
age: old enough to lie about it... no, seriously, 31
sex: yes, please. Female
talent: I don't know, really. Drawing and writing?
why you want to win: I don't. But I like the idea

I think it took a lot of guts for her to enter, I also think she's a big girl and proud of it! Her ability to not be intimidated perhaps by other "slimmer" girls shows a beauty of it's own. The fact is big can be just as beautiful. I'm personally 110 pounds and 5"5, so I'm personally not a big girl, but I was for a little while after I had my daughter, and it takes a lot of guts to put yourself out there like she did, I say kudos for her. I also think her drawing was kick-ass!

Judge Stephistan.

I'm not a judge, but my support is behind Brigitte. As a male, I can tell you the single msot attractive quality in a woman is her confidence and Brigette seems to have it in abundence....

...the second being cleavage, so you have me covered on both fronts. ;)

her drawing was that :)

bah. contests suck. :gundge:

*unsubscribes*

*Whistles*

A vote for me is a vote for pie, and everyone likes pie, damnit!

A vote for me is a vote for pie, and everyone likes pie, damnit!
Good damn it! The girl has pie...

Good damn it! The girl has pie...
The finest pie you ever did see.

Hard to say, there seems to be only really two age groups, the 16-19 and then the older gals my age 28-35.
Bah!
I'm 20... What about me?

Hard to say, there seems to be only really two age groups, the 16-19 and then the older gals my age 28-35. (Okay, I'm 36, but it's close..lol)

I suppose in the older ladies group my vote would go to:



I think it took a lot of guts for her to enter, I also think she's a big girl and proud of it! Her ability to not be intimidated perhaps by other "slimmer" girls shows a beauty of it's own. The fact is big can be just as beautiful. I'm personally 110 pounds and 5"5, so I'm personally not a big girl, but I was for a little while after I had my daughter, and it takes a lot of guts to put yourself out there like she did, I say kudos for her. I also think her drawing was kick-ass!

Judge Stephistan.

Thank you :fluffle:
I honestly didn't expect to really get a vote, I just thought I could get others to enter the contest when they see the competition is just me ;)

Hmm. This is tough. I'm gonna need some "help" in deciding who I vote for. *rubs thumb and forefinger together*

Hmm. This is tough. I'm gonna need some "help" in deciding who I vote for. *rubs thumb and forefinger together*
How much help do you need? $20 help or $50 help?

How much help do you need? $20 help or $50 help?

Actually, something else would be better. Creativity is worth more than invisible money. :p

OK, whoever can draw the prettiest/coolest/funniest/best picture of me in paint (or scan a real drawing) gets my vote.

Mwahahaha.

Actually, something else would be better. Creativity is worth more than invisible money. :p

OK, whoever can draw the prettiest/coolest/funniest/best picture of me in paint (or scan a real drawing) gets my vote.

Mwahahaha.
I'm boned. If only I had adobe illistrator or even photoshop. I'd do one in paint but paint's to simple to work with.

I'm boned. If only I had adobe illistrator or even photoshop. I'd do one in paint but paint's to simple to work with.

You could write a poem about how awesome I am. Extra points if you record yourself reciting it.

Bah!
I'm 20... What about me?

please see previous post about "simulated orgy picture" lol

Actually, something else would be better. Creativity is worth more than invisible money. :p

OK, whoever can draw the prettiest/coolest/funniest/best picture of me in paint (or scan a real drawing) gets my vote.

Mwahahaha.

Like this?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/kanabia.jpg

Well I WAS gonna burn, but Harlesburg beat me to it. So I guess I'll just go melt instead... damnit
Ill Beats you Good!
I couldnt see your full name for a while so i was a bit scared and thought you were Cogitation. :eek:

Basically the way my page was scrolled i saw the Nation name ...igation and Harlesburg in the comment. :(

Like this?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/kanabia.jpg
The likeness is uncanny. You have his blue hat and oval head!

Sorry that linky to my pic wasnt working try this.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/HarlesburgSP.jpg
or this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Tiaha2.jpg
or
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Tiaha.jpg

The finest pie you ever did see.
Damn straight!

The likeness is uncanny. You have his blue hat and oval head!

My nose isn't that big... :(

:p

My nose isn't that big... :(

:p

"My nose is not that big... what, only one dollar?..." - There's no pleasing you, is there? :p

"My nose is not that big... what, only one dollar?..." - There's no pleasing you, is there? :p
Oh yes there is ;)

My nose isn't that big... :(

:p
Liar
*pinocioho*
*stupid name i cant spell*.
*Throws Gepeto at you*
*also a stupid name*

Oh yes there is ;)

Pssst... how? I need all the help I can get to win at least 2nd price here ;)

Pssst... how? I need all the help I can get to win at least 2nd price here ;)
I can't tell you. The Mods will kick my ass *shifty eyes*

Let's just say it involves a tube, a tiara, a chicken, some duct tape and booze

I can't tell you. The Mods will kick my ass *shifty eyes*

Let's just say it involves a tube, a tiara, a chicken, some duct tape and booze

You've been watching me again, haven't you... :(

You've been watching me again, haven't you... :(
Some call it watching. I call it selling it to the local sleazy video store

Hey, well look at this. Interesting, but my super-duper lameness is strong enough to don't make me catch it all up. Great, I can't read my own senetence.

I can't tell you. The Mods will kick my ass *shifty eyes*

Let's just say it involves a tube, a tiara, a chicken, some duct tape and booze

Um... a live chicken? Or a frozen one?

Um... a live chicken? Or a frozen one?
that depends on the amount of duct tape

that depends on the amount of duct tape

Well, the booze is no problem. And I guess I'd have to improvise the rest

Some call it watching. I call it selling it to the local sleazy video store

Oh well. At least i'm giving others enjoyment.

K.. now my name is on someone elses profile, and mine has disappeared....
Someone is trying to sully my name!

And yes, I can pick my nose w my tongue, I just dont do it very often... I can actually shove it a couple of millimetres up my nose but have chosen not to gross you guys out...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Shadowpolish/Me/Billedet93.jpg

and here's the pic I entered with
http://www.gamertagpics.com/filesave/s/Sh/p_Shadowpolish.jpg

K.. now my name is on someone elses profile, and mine has disappeared....
Someone is trying to sully my name!

And yes, I can pick my nose w my tongue, I just dont do it very often... I can actually shove it a couple of millimetres up my nose but have chosen not to gross you guys out...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Shadowpolish/Me/Billedet93.jpg

that's so hawt. can you pick your tongue with your nose aswell?

... Maybe....

Oh my. Tree hugging Lesbians, you are not maybe, definately, 100% fit as. If you dont win this, its wrong, just very very wrong.

my votes go out to:

(16-19) TInk- who am i to deny TInk the right to be miss nationstates? plus her beauty shows from the inside out..... well stephistan put it best

(20-27)Harlesburg-...... he knows why ;) , plus I liked the picture with the traditional maori stuff. Very cool. Even cooler if it was him.

(28-35)Cabra West- she's big and certainly very beautiful. She had a lovely poem and I loved her drawing

the rest of you who i haven't voted for, you're all very beatiful in all your ways, but i did have to narrow it down. twas very hard :(

Bah!
I'm 20... What about me?

Ok, given there were like only two of you in your age group, you have my vote for your age group.

Judge Stephistan.

My vote goes to:



And let me explain why. Beauty is not just a pretty face, or a size 2, nor is it who has the most cleavage. To me, beauty does to a small degree yes include these things. However true beauty comes from within. And while I think Tink is a very pretty girl, her true beauty is the way she reaches out to everyone on this site. She also has a beautiful heart. She is one of the most genuine people I have ever met on NS, few could disagree. But no matter what, she's the first one to try and cheer up a person on this site who is down in the dumps, the first to give out unconditional fluffles. She has spirit and spunk. I could go on as Tink has many fine qualities. To me she is beautiful inside out. This is why she has won my personal vote. I think few who have been on this site for any length of time could really dispute that.

Tink my vote goes to you.

I wish the gals who entered the contest the best of luck and I have little doubt that you're all beautiful in your own ways. But I had to vote my conscience and Tink simply shines as far as I'm concerned.

Thank You.
Judge Stephistan.
:) thank you so much, i've had a really horrible day and that's cheered me up loads :fluffle: :fluffle:

K.. now my name is on someone elses profile, and mine has disappeared....
Someone is trying to sully my name!

And yes, I can pick my nose w my tongue, I just dont do it very often... I can actually shove it a couple of millimetres up my nose but have chosen not to gross you guys out...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Shadowpolish/Me/Billedet93.jpg

and here's the pic I entered with
http://www.gamertagpics.com/filesave/s/Sh/p_Shadowpolish.jpg

Impressive.

Uh...how long until voting finishes?

Hey, that's nothing. I can pick Secretxanadus nose with my tounge as well. :cool:

twas very hard :(

now im happy i have no realy power to name myself a judge.woot

Hey, that's nothing. I can pick Secretxanadus nose with my tounge as well. :cool:
Please dont... lol

Are the photo's in your factbook no original? Either way I got more hot competition.

Eh...what?

Muh...what did I get myself into?

Okay...well. I was shallow and went on looks, i'd have to call it a draw...

For the 19 and under group....I'm going to have to second what Stephistan said and give my vote to Tink. I'd add more to that, but I can't...everything has already been said perfectly.

I wish I had more votes. I'd give one to Cana2, because the bribery thing was fun :D. Zwange seems pretty cool (plus she has pie), but I don't know her well enough to judge....same with the other girls. A shame :(

I'm giving the 20-27 one to Secretxanadu (partly because her tongue impressed me, but mostly because I have an incredible soft spot for brunettes with dark eyes...plus, gamer girls rule like no other :D).

My final vote goes to Cabra West, of course. (It would have been nice to have some real competition here, but the fact remains that you're a very intelligent woman, and clearly a skilled artist and poet. And artistic women rule almost as much as gamers. :D)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:D :D
You have NO idea how cool this is. :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Will there be any official ceremony when we get titles and tiaras and get to do little speeches? :D

my votes go out to:
(20-27)Harlesburg-...... he knows why ;) , plus I liked the picture with the traditional maori stuff. Very cool. Even cooler if it was him.
the rest of you who i haven't voted for, you're all very beatiful in all your ways, but i did have to narrow it down. twas very hard :(
http://www.blackdog.net/postcards/images/babes/babeluv.gif

Muh...what did I get myself into?

Okay...well. I was shallow and went on looks, i'd have to call it a draw...

For the 19 and under group....I'm going to have to second what Stephistan said and give my vote to Tink. I'd add more to that, but I can't...everything has already been said perfectly.

I wish I had more votes. I'd give one to Cana2, because the bribery thing was fun :D. Zwange seems pretty cool (plus she has pie), but I don't know her well enough to judge....same with the other girls. A shame :(

I'm giving the 20-27 one to Secretxanadu (partly because her tongue impressed me, but mostly because I have an incredible soft spot for brunettes with dark eyes...plus, gamer girls rule like no other :D).

My final vote goes to Cabra West, of course. (It would have been nice to have some real competition here, but the fact remains that you're a very intelligent woman, and clearly a skilled artist and poet. And artistic women rule almost as much as gamers. :D)

Yays.. you a gamer too?
I need to update my XBL FL for H2... I have to start l3arn1ng h0w 2 pwn n00bz, lollzors!1

Yays.. you a gamer too?
I need to update my XBL FL for H2... I have to start l3arn1ng h0w 2 pwn n00bz, lollzors!1

Sure am :D

(I have XBL, but I suck at Halo 2. I usually stick to playing Counterstrike on PC.)

Sure am :D

(I have XBL, but I suck at Halo 2. I usually stick to playing Counterstrike on PC.)
I suck at Halo too... Yays!

Is it too late to get in on this? I'd run.

Is it too late to get in on this? I'd run.

I think so, but you can post pictures for me to gawk at if you'd like. Hehe.

http://www.blackdog.net/postcards/images/babes/babeluv.gif

:)

http://www.blackdog.net/postcards/images/babes/babeluv.gif

That's cute...

That's cute...
I thought so.

I wanna be a hot chic too!!!!!

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/b45/BaneSIlvermoon/webcam3.jpg

(ignore the facial hair......)

(uh.... AND that comment above the link.....)