NationStates Jolt Archive

The First Round of Voting Will Begin at 10:25 PM GMT and Will End Once each of the Judges has voted. Judges are to TG me their votes or post them openly, which every they prefer.

Judges:
Eh-Oh
Neo Kervoskia
Stephistan
Kanabia


Age Brackets:
16-19
20-27
28-35
35-42
Over 42


Contestants in the Miss NationStates Pagent
FairyTInkArisen
Photo of me:http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/1/people0617lq.jpg
Name: Elly
Age: 17
Sex: lady
Talent: (I have to pick just one?!) making paper hats
Why you want to win: because it will make me famous

Cabra West
Photo of me: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=440582&page=2 (it's there, scroll damn it)
Name: Brigitte
age: old enough to lie about it... no, seriously, 31
sex: yes, please. Female
talent: I don't know, really. Drawing and writing?
why you want to win: I don't. But I like the idea

Kiwi-kiwi
Photo of me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Chimeran/SARA9.jpg
Name: Sara
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Talent: Uh... drawing.
Why you want to win: ...The leprechaun made me do it.

Pencil 17
Photo of me: http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a347/Snickony/MadMeNicoleAnnie.jpg
Name: Mad
Age: 20
Sex:? I thought this was a "Miss NS" contest... Female
Talent: Blowing things out of proportion, or acting
I want to win because I've been here for almost two years (with two different countries) and nobody can remember my name... I suffer from Lurker's disease


Cana2
Photo of me:http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/epsonee/1.jpg
Name:Sara
Age:18
Sex:Female
Talent:Winning internet beauty contests.
Why I want to win:Because I'm shallow.

Poliwanacraca
Photo of me:
O
/|\
^
Name: Poliwanacraca, to you all. What can I say? I like anonymity.
Age: Somewhere between 22 and 30.
Gender: Female.
Talent: Being ridiculous.
Why I want to win: Because I like the idea of winning a beauty pageant with a stick figure? Or maybe just because I'm bored?

Wicked-bad
Photo of me:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/pir.jpg
name: Arianwen
age: 16
sex: pirate
talents: lootin' an swashbucklin'. May I buckle your swash?
why I want to win: I want ter be the first pirate to win a beauty pageant. If I lose, yer galley meat, ya swabbie >:

Tree Hugging Lesbians
Photo of me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Aryek/nerwen1.jpg
Name: Jennifer
age: 18
sex: Female
talent: Being Awesome?
why you want to win: I never win anything.

Myidealstate
Photo of me:
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2249/ungerbux0qt.jpg
Name: Bjarne
age:30
sex:Last time I checked, male
talent: surly painting
why you want to win:narcism

Zwange
Photo of me:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/skoffy.gif
Name: Bronwyn
age: 16
sex: Female
talent: *bites*
why you want to win: I like winning?

Secretxanadu
Photo of me: http://www.photobin.us/uploads/3a9eb2d849.jpg[ /url]
Name: Rune
Age: 28
Gender (as to avoid silly jokes): Male
Talent: When drunk, yelling loudly at racist people
Why I want to win: I want to be able to put 'Winner of Ms NationStates 2005' in my sig and thourougly confuse ppl by being male.

Zanato
Photo of me:[url]http://www.bsu.edu/web/sigep/Pictures/Main%20Gallery/Photos/Fat-Man.jpg
Name:Cletus
age: Any age is good
sex:I can accommodate
talent:Working at the chicken factory
why you want to win: I wants lots of piggies

Harlesburg
Photo of me:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...arlesburgSP.jpg
Name: Harlesburg (The Confederacy Of)
age: 21
sex: (yes please err)Male
talent: Confusing people
why you want to win: It will give me a cult of Personality which will enable me to take over the World!I have ran for Student Representative of my old College(High School) and did very well when one regards my Speech and who wrote it!

A. This has been done before, so it's not the "first".

B. In the past, it has devolved to petty squabbling between the supporters of opposing contestants, occasionally getting quite nasty.

C. Good luck. :D

How can a guy be named Miss NationStates?

A. This has been done before, so it's not the "first".

B. In the past, it has devolved to petty squabbling between the supporters of opposing contestants, occasionally getting quite nasty.

C. Good luck. :D
I know, but adding 'First' makes it seem important and new. :D

Every contest devolves to petty squabbling between the supporters of opposing contestants, occasionally getting quite nasty.

Thanks.

Well, I don't want to enter, but I'd gladly nominate someone if that's allowed. Don't have a pic, though.

How can a guy be named Miss NationStates?

Well Max Barry won Miss Draconis Nightcrawlis :D

Well, I don't want to enter, but I'd gladly nominate someone if that's allowed. Don't have a pic, though.
As long as that person would want to be in the conest, I see no problem. But you really need a pic.

I was going to enter, but then i got to why you want to win and i couldn't think of a single reason.

Is there prize money or some other perk for winning?

On the other hand, my reason for entering is that i think it would be easy to win my age group. :)

w00t for hot older women!

heh this reminds me of my school's 6th form prom... my mate simon (bloke) won the Prom Queen award (cos he went to a number of parties in drag :p) and this other guy who was actually a queen (gay in case i'm being too subtle) got Prom King :D
the sad thing was the gay King refused to dance with the Queen, so my other mate alex had to step in for the waltz... it was a bit of a mess but funny as hell at the time :p

*Puts hand in face.* Its a sad, sad day officially. I was gonna mention that this could cause a lot of issues. Ill give up on saying anything to constructive.

We can't miss Nationstates until it goes away.

(ba-dump chik)

Anyway ... it is a rule in the NS FAQ that Cogitation and/or Lunatic Goofballs must win all NS General competitions. So ... there.

We can't miss Nationstates until it goes away.

(ba-dump chik)

Anyway ... it is a rule in the NS FAQ that Cogitation and/or Lunatic Goofballs must win all NS General competitions. So ... there.
Then this will be for third place.

Ah well... doesn't look like the girls are queueing up for the competition, does it? ;)

Ah well... doesn't look like the girls are queueing up for the competition, does it? ;)

It's because we all rock so much (in looks and in personality), there would be no clear winner;)

Didn't catch on, did it? Why wasn't even anybody nominated?

If you fear the competition, I can enter. A bit of a laugh for all :D

Every contestant is to post an original drawing or writing of yours.
you have to be able to draw or write to win a beauty pagent?!

you have to be able to draw or write to win a beauty pagent?!

yeah, i thought they were usually drawbacks for pagent contestents

Erm, wouldn't self-esteem killing be a problem with this kind of competition?

There will be five sem-finalists and then from there the winner will be chosen.


Who chooses?will their be a vote or a panel of judges.if so i want on that panel.


and if i dont get on,i suggest someone from this list
FairyTInkArisen 318
Eutrusca 185
Valori 108
The Plutonian Empire 99
Aerou 87
New Fubaria 86
Ifreann 85
Legless Pirates 63
Mirchaz 62
Spaam

The top 10 posters on the Babe Thread.they would appear to have the benefit of experience,esp tink

Sheesh... ok, to get this thing going....



Every contestant is to post a picture of him or her self.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/small.jpg

Every contestant is to post an original drawing or writing of yours.

Ok, I've got both. Both inspired by The Lord of the Rings, both of/about Eowyn:

Drawing:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/man.jpg

Poem:

Beautiful, peerless
Proud and so fearless
Lady of Rohan
Forever you'll go on
Fiercely protecting
Your kin and your king.
Tears in your heart
You stand at his guard
Facing the horror
Shaking in terror
You slay the black foe,
Fulfilling your vow.
Free in the end
Soul no longer hemmed
You're greeting your death,
The cold and dark rest
The escape from your bonds,
Joyfull with open arms.

You embrace the shadow,
You fall and you flow.
The witch king is falling,
Your brother is calling
Your name, you can’t hear him
Your soul’s nowhere near him
But drifting away -
Your last, final day.


Oh Lady of Rohan
The darkness is cold
But whatever it holds
Is a blessing to you,
So lonely and true,
Your bonds fin’lly broken
Your freedom has woken
You’ve found your escape,
The night without wake


You must fill our this information bit.

Name Brigitte
age old enough to lie about it... no, seriously, 31
sex yes, please. Female
talent I don't know, really. Drawing and writing?
why you want to win I don't. But I like the idea :D




:D

Name - Cletus
age - Any age is good
sex - I can accommodate
talent - Working at the chicken factory
why you want to win - I wants lots of piggies
photo - Groin stimulation with me (http://www.bsu.edu/web/sigep/Pictures/Main%20Gallery/Photos/Fat-Man.jpg)
Vote for Cletus and my wildest dreams will be true.

Who chooses?will their be a vote or a panel of judges.if so i want on that panel.


and if i dont get on,i suggest someone from this list
The top 10 posters on the Babe Thread.they would appear to have the benefit of experience,esp tink
yes, i think i should be a judge


and on a completely seperate, unrelated note, i'm putting myself up

picture:
http://img106.echo.cx/img106/7736/picture578de.jpg

drawing (sorry, not my forte):
http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/1/people0617lq.jpg

Name: Elly
Age: 17
Sex: lady
Talent: (I have to pick just one?!) making paper hats
Why you want to win: because it will make me famous

Fnord.

Fnord.

Who's Fnord?

yes, i think i should be a judge


and on a completely seperate, unrelated note, i'm putting myself up

OK,using my powers as the leader of the Church of Omnigamy(the religion i made up a few days ago)i hereby appoint myself to the judging panel.as i write there are only 2 contestants(one who is also a judge)so im gonna flip a coin.unless of course more people sign up


Oh yes,and im making Aerou and The Plutonian Empire judges too.[/abuse of power](for now anyway)

ach, i'll sign me daddy up, he deserves it :D

name: he goes by the alias 'The Auld Fella'
age: 51
sex: I shudder to think. male
talent: he's an expert at the spoons
why you want to win: well, the rose of tralee refused him so he'll win this to spite them

photo (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y242/fhashg/2fa87adf.jpg)

writing- he gave me a lovely piece of writing a while ago, very beautiful:
milk
eggs
butter
bread

i thought you werent allowed nominate other people?well in the case of anyones auld fella ill make an exception.so feel free to nomnate your auld fellas and auld ones too people.

ach, i'll sign me daddy up, he deserves it :D

name: he goes by the alias 'The Auld Fella'
age: 51
sex: I shudder to think. male
talent: he's an expert at the spoons
why you want to win: well, the rose of tralee refused him so he'll win this to spite them

photo (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y242/fhashg/2fa87adf.jpg)

writing- he gave me a lovely piece of writing a while ago, very beautiful:
milk
eggs
butter
bread

Hes a standup guy, wearing the American Flag.

Hes a standup guy, wearing the American Flag.

shame he's not american, though

Photo of me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Chimeran/SARA9.jpg
Drawing by me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Chimeran/Engineer.jpg

Name: Sara
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Talent: Uh... drawing.
Why you want to win: ...The leprechaun made me do it.

As it stands three people have entered seriously.crap,i might actually have 2 do judging work.or does anyone have a 3 sided coin?

As creator of this thread, I'll pick two judges:
Eh-oh and FairyTInk

As creator of this thread, I'll pick two judges:
Eh-oh and FairyTInk

sweet no work!w00t!now i dont have to invent the 3 sided coin.does that mean tink is out of the contest?

As creator of this thread, I'll pick two judges:
Eh-oh and FairyTInk

yay! i'm a judge..... and the best thing about being a judge is the bribes, ah the bribes..... :D

I'll do this... but just to up my post count.

Name: Mad
Age: 20
Sex:? I thought this was a "Miss NS" contest... Female
Talent: Blowing things out of proportion, or acting
I want to win because I've been here for almost two years (with two different countries) and nobody can remember my name... I suffer from Lurker's disease

I can’t write or draw… so... Rhyming couplets will be given upon request.

Oh yeah and the picture. This one is known to the NS forums… I’m on the far left.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a347/Snickony/MadMeNicoleAnnie.jpg

I'll do this... but just to up my post count.

Name: Mad
Age: 20
Sex:? I thought this was a "Miss NS" contest... Female
Talent: Blowing things out of proportion, or acting
I want to win because I've been here for almost two years (with two different countries) and nobody can remember my name... I suffer from Lurker's disease

I can’t write or draw… so... Rhyming couplets will be given upon request.

Oh yeah and the picture. This one is known to the NS forums… I’m on the far left.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a347/Snickony/MadMeNicoleAnnie.jpg

teeheehee,after that post you'll be remembered,by the male members at least,nice one pencil

As creator of this thread, I'll pick two judges:
Eh-oh and FairyTInk
Foiled again!

shame he's not american, though


I gathered that and its why I gave him credit for it.

I gathered that and its why I gave him credit for it.

and i gathered you gathered that, i was just making a statement.

teeheehee,after that post you'll be remembered,by the male members at least,nice one pencil
Someone brought up that picture last night in a conversation, and I thought it would probably be fitting for this contest...

Every contestant is to post a picture of him or her self.
Here (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/epsonee/1.jpg)
Every contestant is to post an original drawing or writing of yours.
Here (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/epsonee/House.jpg)

Name:Sara
Age:18
Sex:Female
Talent:Winning internet beauty contests.
Why I want to win:Because I'm shallow.

Why I want to win:Because I'm shallow.

Ah, honesty. If I had a vote, you'd get it.

Ah, honesty. If I had a vote, you'd get it.
Really, what other reason is there for someone to want to win a beauty contest?

Really, what other reason is there for someone to want to win a beauty contest?
Hell if I know, but it's fun.

/me sings "It's All Been Done"

Ah, honesty. If I had a vote, you'd get it.

Refreshing, no?

Refreshing, no?
Wow, people on this forum.... agreeing.... witheachother.:eek:

Wow, people on this forum.... agreeing.... witheachother.:eek:


Well...there is something about hot chicks in black lingerie that can cause that effect... :D

Really, what other reason is there for someone to want to win a beauty contest?

Um...to save starving children in whatever 3rd world country is in the news?

Um...to save starving children in whatever 3rd world country is in the news?
Have you ever heard of Miss World/America/etc accually doing something to help those children?

We can't miss Nationstates until it goes away.

(ba-dump chik)

Ow, ouch, oh...it hurts...

Oh yes,and im making Aerou and The Plutonian Empire judges too.[/abuse of power](for now anyway)
I'll rate the cleavages! :D

lol

:p

As creator of this thread, I'll pick two judges:
Eh-oh and FairyTInk

Fairy Tink as fabulous as she is can't be a judge, she entered the contest, I however will be happy to vote for her, erm, I mean take her place in the judge department.. ;)

Hmm, i would enter, but "Miss Anything" contests really aren't my thing, and I don't want you guys judging me on my looks...

*shrugs*

I'm still the only contestant in my age group... :D
Looks like I might get a chance this time! ;)

Oh yeah, age groups... can i win for the 15 and under without entering, lol :p

There will be five sem-finalists and then from there the winner will be chosen. There will be age-brackets so you will be entered in your respective gorup.
12 or under
13-21
22-30
30-40
40 and over
It may just be me, but judging people under 12 seems kinda preverted. The last thing we need are more pedophiles.

I'm still the only contestant in my age group... :D
Looks like I might get a chance this time! ;)

I'm older than you, I'm 36.. but I found the last time I entered one these things, I didn't handle it well, so a judge I can be, a contestant, nope.. Not that I'm not hot or anything..lol

It may just be me, but judging people under 12 seems kinda preverted. The last thing we need are more pedophiles.

Yeah I agree... and that list means I'd be in the 13-21 age group... well if I entered it would, lol

I'm older than you, I'm 36.. but I found the last time I entered one these things, I didn't handle it well, so a judge I can be, a contestant, nope.. Not that I'm not hot or anything..lol

Hey, you've seen my picture, haven't you? C'mon, I honestly don't think anybody is gonna lose against me ;)

Oh yeah, age groups... can i win for the 15 and under without entering, lol :p

There's a clever idea. I don't think anyone's entered for the 22-30 bracket yet, so...

Picture:

O
/|\
^

Kinda like that, only more detailed. And, obviously, totally hot.

Name: Poliwanacraca, to you all. What can I say? I like anonymity.
Age: Somewhere between 22 and 30.
Gender: Female.
Talent: Being ridiculous.
Why I want to win: Because I like the idea of winning a beauty pageant with a stick figure? Or maybe just because I'm bored?

Original artwork: You already saw it. Isn't it lovely?

:p

O
/|\
^



I have just been driven mad with lust.

I have just been driven mad with lust.

Aw, I'm sorry. I suppose I should have put some clothes on the stick figure... ;)

There's a clever idea. I don't think anyone's entered for the 22-30 bracket yet, so...

Picture:

O
/|\
^

Kinda like that, only more detailed. And, obviously, totally hot.

Name: Poliwanacraca, to you all. What can I say? I like anonymity.
Age: Somewhere between 22 and 30.
Gender: Female.
Talent: Being ridiculous.
Why I want to win: Because I like the idea of winning a beauty pageant with a stick figure? Or maybe just because I'm bored?

Original artwork: You already saw it. Isn't it lovely?

:p

Ah well if I can't win then good luck to you, the stick figure idea's cool :D

Arrrr.... I be new, but I be enterin' anyway.

name: Arianwen
age: 16
sex: pirate
talents: lootin' an swashbucklin'. May I buckle your swash?
why I want to win: I want ter be the first pirate to win a beauty pageant. If I lose, yer galley meat, ya swabbie >:

drawing: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/Untitled_0003_0001.jpg (she be my Guild Wars character)

photo: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/pir.jpg (I be pirate, yarrrrr...)

also

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/kitty.jpg (the lioness be named Nintendo, an' she be my matey)

Well...there is something about hot chicks in black lingerie that can cause that effect... :D

:fluffle:

Speaking of hot chicks in black lingerie, perhaps you'd like to enter into the lingerie competition yourself? I'm sure you'd do just spectacular.

*remembers the flak thrown around last time something like this was done...*

And I happened to be the one hosting that, so I remember it all too well. :rolleyes: Good luck...

Erm, wouldn't self-esteem killing be a problem with this kind of competition?

Heh. Yes.

Hey, you've seen my picture, haven't you? C'mon, I honestly don't think anybody is gonna lose against me ;)

Okay, a few pics, but I am NOT entering this contest... every pic I post has been taken within the last year or two...

Yes, I am 36!

http://www.stephaniesworld.com/Stephistan_art.jpg

http://www.stephaniesworld.com/Stephistan05.jpg http://www.stephaniesworld.com/r4.jpg

http://www.stephaniesworld.com/files/halloween4.jpg

http://www.stephaniesworld.com/files/halloween2.jpg

And I'll throw one in of my hubby and I (Zeppistan)

http://www.stephaniesworld.com/files/halloween9.jpg

But I am Not, I repeat not, entering this contest!

Best of luck to those who have and do!

Peace,
Stephanie.

http://www.stephaniesworld.com/files/halloween2.jpg


Yummy. :p

As creator of this thread, I'll pick two judges:
Eh-oh and FairyTInk
you do realise i've entered the contest.....

Fairy Tink as fabulous as she is can't be a judge, she entered the contest, I however will be happy to vote for her, erm, I mean take her place in the judge department.. ;)
I agree with this.....

you do realise i've entered the contest.....
Maybe he is trying to handicap you.

I agree with this.....

You must accept that I will be as fair as possible when I vote for you.. :D

You must accept that I will be as fair as possible when I vote for you.. :D
of course, i understand you're a decent and honest (and very fabulous) young lady, as is Eh-oh, that's why you'll both make such perfect judges :p

Can I be a judge? I want an opportunity to receive bribes from good looking women.

Please?

:p

Can I be a judge? I want an opportunity to receive bribes from good looking women.

Please?

:p


Hell, I'll accept anything from good looking women. btw, all you young girls are making me feel dirty.

Can I be a judge? I want an opportunity to receive bribes from good looking women.

Please?

:p
*gives Kanabia $200 to ensure he judges to the best of his ability*

*gives Kanabia $200 to ensure he judges to the best of his ability*
ha! I'm sending him real presents, you can't beat that :p

*gives Kanabia $200 to ensure he judges to the best of his ability*

*pockets and looks smug* I shall take this into consideration.

ha! I'm sending him real presents, you can't beat that :p

Sure she can. She can send more. :p

ha! I'm sending him real presents, you can't beat that :p
no i cant. what kind of presents?

ha! I'm sending him real presents, you can't beat that :p
Are they full of cleavage? :D

Are they full of cleavage? :D
I knew someone would make it sexual

no i cant. what kind of presents?
Monster Munch and a hat and some Blackpool rock (the sweetie, not an actual rock)

Are they full of cleavage? :D
yes, in fact i am sending Kanabia my cleavage, i'm having it removed this afternoon

I knew someone would make it sexual
Oh. Sorry. :( :headbang:

Monster Munch and a hat and some Blackpool rock (the sweetie, not an actual rock)

Hey weren't you going to send me some of that Blackpool rock stuff?

NameHarlesburg (The Confederacy Of)
age21
sex(yes please err)Male
talentConfusing people
why you want to winIt will give me a cult of Personality which will enable me to take over the World!
I have ran for Student Representative of my old College(High School) and did very well when one regards my Speech and who wrote it! ;)

Pics....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/HarlesburgSP.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Jokey1.bmp - my fav
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Tiaha2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/CHLOERA-AKA-Harlesburg.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Rogernomics.bmp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/EyeOfHarlesburg.jpg
http://www.fonzie.it/Image19.jpg
[/QUOTE]

Monster Munch and a hat and some Blackpool rock (the sweetie, not an actual rock)
And she confesses to bribary. I think she should be disqualified. j/k

Hey weren't you going to send me some of that Blackpool rock stuff?
yeah, it's in an envelope right now with your £5 but i havn't had time to go to the post office yet, i'd go today but it's Bank Holiday Monday so it's probably closed

yes, in fact i am sending Kanabia my cleavage, i'm having it removed this afternoon
Some guy wanted me to be judge earlier in the thread, so can i get some too?

pwwweeeeeeaaaaaaase? *makes puppy dog eyes*

yes, in fact i am sending Kanabia my cleavage, i'm having it removed this afternoon

Awesome! Just what I always wanted! :D

yay! i'm a judge..... and the best thing about being a judge is the bribes, ah the bribes..... :D
Ill increase your post count! ;)

Ill increase your post count! ;)
just so you know i'm still not happy with you :gundge:

You may not enter the contest after it has begun.

Every contestant is to post a picture of him or her self.
Every contestant is to post an original drawing or writing of yours.

[b]talent[b]
[b]why you want to win[b]

When does it begin?
Awww :( Fine.
Why?
Does kicking people in the shins count?
Is 'I want to boost my ego' a good reason?

just so you know i'm still not happy with you :gundge:
About what? :confused:
I got checked out the Doctor said ill be fine. :(

About what? :confused:
I got checked out the Doctor said ill be fine. :(
I'm intreeged(sp?), but do i want to know?

When does it begin?
Awww :( Fine.
Why?
Does kicking people in the shins count?
Is 'I want to boost my ego' a good reason?

Yes and yes. But you have to post a picture of yourself.

I'm intreeged(sp?), but do i want to know?
..Intrigued...

And probably not...

Yes and yes. But you have to post a picture of yourself.
But that would mean I've already lost! :eek:
:p

But that would mean I've already lost! :eek:
:p

Nonsense. I've seen a picture of you (sort of). You're beautiful.

About what? :confused:
I got checked out the Doctor said ill be fine. :(
Niemand

Nonsense. I've seen a picture of you (sort of). You're beautiful.
:eek: Who the hell are you!? Either you're stalking me, or I know you from somewhere else. FP, PB or other?

But that would mean I've already lost! :eek:
:p
Skoffy, you sexy thing, don't talk daft!


(and yay, you put me in your sig on here too!)


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:eek: Who the hell are you!? Either you're stalking me, or I know you from somewhere else. FP, PB or other?
he's Max Barry...

Niemand
Oooo what did niemand do this time? :D

My Speech

this was complelty ad lib-sp
and whats really impressive is i entered the Student Representative for the Board of trustees thing as a joke and didnt bother* to introduce myself to the Juniours.


by Bother i mean i got myself sick so i didnt have to go to School because i had an important assigment to do and i hadnt done it so i slept in the cold and gave myself a small enough Asthma irratation so as to warrant a trip to the doctors but not to kill me! :rolleyes:

So on the Tuesday i rocked on up to Morning Assembly and seeing as i hadnt turned up the day before for the other Introduction Speech i was effectivly taken out of the running and they didnt even put a chair out for me. :(

but did that stop me?
NO!!!
I took it to the man!-Bastards!
anyways after the customary Confusing of you all....

"You should vote for me!
Why should you vote for me?
Because i ll will represent you.

Now you may ask why would i represent you?
Because you voted for me.
if you vote for me ill represent you."

OK thats not really it it was really funny.
You had to be there to see it.

In any case i got about 15% of the vote (Hitler got 4 votes :p )which is impressive seeing as i only spoke to 40% of the school.
Ah what might have been.

The Glory Days of Harlesburg
2000 was the greatest!

Vote MOBRA!

Some guy wanted me to be judge earlier in the thread, so can i get some too?

pwwweeeeeeaaaaaaase? *makes puppy dog eyes*
*cough*:D*cough*

he's Max Barry...
Oh, okay...

:eek: Who the hell are you!? Either you're stalking me, or I know you from somewhere else. FP, PB or other?

FP.

I'm intreeged(sp?), but do i want to know?
Intrigued?

Er i was being immature(like i m not always)Basically its just round smiley stuff.





Forgive me TINK!
FORGIVE ME!

Are you on it right now Tink?

Skoffy, you sexy thing, don't talk daft!


(and yay, you put me in your sig on here too!)


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I never do. -_-

Yeah, this way people know that I know you *shifty* And I thought telling them about us mud wresting would of been going too far :p

Niemand
yeah i knew TInk! :rolleyes:

FP.
I still have no idea though, I can't see your name anywhere, obviously you used a different name on there. :confused:

Oooo what did niemand do this time? :D
It was me all me!

Have a look in Spam under the title of niemand? ............

I still have no idea though, I can't see your name anywhere, obviously you used a different name on there. :confused:

Obviously. And I haven't posted there for a while, and I only posted there for a little bit.

Obviously. And I haven't posted there for a while, and I only posted there for a little bit.
:mad: Either tell me who you are there or i'll slap you around!

:p

I still have no idea though, I can't see your name anywhere, obviously you used a different name on there. :confused:
Max Barry......

Oooo what did niemand do this time? :D
he loves her more than me, if even Harlsey has gone to the darker side there's no hope for me :( *le sigh* at least I'll always have Yev

he loves her more than me, if even Harlsey has gone to the darker side there's no hope for me :( *le sigh* at least I'll always have Yev
Awww but I wanted Yev :( Okay, you have Yev and I'll have Chicken, agreed?

I never do. -_-

Yeah, this way people know that I know you *shifty* And I thought telling them about us mud wresting would of been going too far :p
then you'll admit that you're sexy!

yeah, and they'd probably want to see the video we made of it :rolleyes:

:mad: Either tell me who you are there or i'll slap you around!

:p

I don't know, getting slapped around sounds kind of fun.

I was Joey Lawrence, not that I expect you to remember me.

I never do. -_-

Yeah, this way people know that I know you *shifty* And I thought telling them about us mud wresting would of been going too far :p
Show me. ;)

I don't know, getting slapped around sounds kind of fun.

I was Joey Lawrence, not that I expect you to remember me.

LOL...damn masochists...

Awww but I wanted Yev :( Okay, you have Yev and I'll have Chicken, agreed?
sowwy but Yev's my favourite (other than you obviously) and you can have Jizzy I guess, and if we get bored we can always swap

then you'll admit that you're sexy!

yeah, and they'd probably want to see the video we made of it :rolleyes:

Lying makes the baby jesus cry :p

Well, that's for our purposes only *shifty*

I don't know, getting slapped around sounds kind of fun.

I was Joey Lawrence, not that I expect you to remember me.
especially getting slapped around by Skoffy

I don't know, getting slapped around sounds kind of fun.

I was Joey Lawrence, not that I expect you to remember me.
Not if I get a big black man named Bubba to do it for me!

he loves her more than me, if even Harlsey has gone to the darker side there's no hope for me :( *le sigh* at least I'll always have Yev
Dont be silly. :(
you now i love you i was just feeling lonely and thought niemand was available.

you should notice the sad face on the smilie before the fun.

Ironic seeing as you regard her as the town bike. :p

Sorry TInk my jealousy got the better of me. :( :fluffle: ?

Weve got something special together though. ;)

Not if I get a big black man named Bubba to do it for me!

But you said YOU would slap me around, not some big black man named Bubba. No fair.

sowwy but Yev's my favourite (other than you obviously) and you can have Jizzy I guess, and if we get bored we can always swap
see thats what im talking about.
Yev. :mp5:

sowwy but Yev's my favourite (other than you obviously) and you can have Jizzy I guess, and if we get bored we can always swap
Yeah, sounds good to me. Plus Luna would always be willing to join in, she knows how to keep things interesting ;)

Lying makes the baby jesus cry :p

Well, that's for our purposes only *shifty*
:rolleyes:


of course, besides the angle wasn't quite right, i think we need to reshoot *shifty*

But you said YOU would slap me around, not some big black man named Bubba. No fair.
Its TAG TEAM...

Not if I get a big black man named Bubba to do it for me!
mmmmm....Bubba's hawt though

But you said YOU would slap me around, not some big black man named Bubba. No fair.
Fine, tell me who you are, and I'll change my mind. :p

Wow, has this thread been hijacked or what?

Fine, tell me who you are, and I'll change my mind. :p

I already have. If you look carefully at my posts in this thread, you'll see I've already mentioned my name. ;)

:rolleyes:


of course, besides the angle wasn't quite right, i think we need to reshoot *shifty*
... see you at midnight, same place.

see thats what im talking about.
Yev. :mp5:
Yev wouldn't forget about me for Niemand

Yeah, sounds good to me. Plus Luna would always be willing to join in, she knows how to keep things interesting ;)
mmmm.....Luna......

I already have. If you look carefully at my posts in this thread, you'll see I've already mentioned my name. ;)
You really expect me to go back and look?

... see you at midnight, same place.don't forget your bikini, last time I had nothing to rip off you!

Wow, has this thread been hijacked or what?
Sorry, sir! Please, not the chains this time!

You really expect me to go back and look?

I was Joey Lawrence, not that I expect you to remember me.

Wow, has this thread been hijacked or what?
You started it.

:rolleyes:


of course, besides the angle wasn't quite right, i think we need to reshoot *shifty*
... see you at midnight, same place.
don't forget your bikini, last time I had nothing to rip off you!
How much will DVD of this event cost?

You started it.
I did? :confused: How? :confused:

Yev wouldn't forget about me for Niemand
I didnt forget.

i'll tell you what go back to page 7? and take a pic i posted that you feel is most appropriate for what i should do and i shall do it! :(

No going back!

I didnt forget.

i'll tell you what go back to page 7? and take a pic i posted that you feel is most appropriate for what i should do and i shall do it! :(

No going back!
huh?

How much will DVD of this event cost?

I think (hope) it's another bribe for me. :p

How much will DVD of this event cost?
it's gonna be so damn hot that it'll be a danger to others to watch it so for your own safety i'm afraid it will have to stay between myself and Skoffy

I did? :confused: How? :confused:
You were intrigued! :p

I think (hope) it's another bribe for me. :p
I'll bribe you again if you burn/ me a copy.

You were intrigued! :p
I knew I probably wouldn't want to know.

Where'd Skoff go?

it's gonna be so damn hot that it'll be a danger to others to watch it so for your own safety i'm afraid it will have to stay between myself and Skoffy
I don't know if you could go that hot. I doubt you could get past warm[/reverse psychology]

Where'd Skoff go?
she's watching The Simpsons but she's gonna be running back and forth between computer and tv

I don't know if you could go that hot. I doubt you could get past warm[/reverse psychology]
i'm offended, theres no way you can see it now!



:p

she's watching The Simpsons but she's gonna be running back and forth between computer and tv
I solved that problem buy moving the computer into the same room as my TV. Now if I could figure out away to get my bed and fridge into that room, I would be set.

I solved that problem buy moving the computer into the same room as my TV. Now if I could figure out away to get my bed and fridge into that room, I would be set.

Don't forget the toilet.

i'm offended, theres no way you can see it now!



:p
Damn you Bill Cosbey's Parenthood.

I solved that problem buy moving the computer into the same room as my TV. Now if I could figure out away to get my bed and fridge into that room, I would be set.
i have my computer and tv in my bedroom (along with my bed obviously) and i even have a mini fridge in here :p

I solved that problem buy moving the computer into the same room as my TV. Now if I could figure out away to get my bed and fridge into that room, I would be set.
I have a TV in my room, now if only a fridge and computer were in there :D

Don't forget the toilet.
Crap(pun intended), right. I need to date a plumber :p

huh?
Look at all the pics ive posted here and pic one!
I know your British but it cant be that hard! :rolleyes: *

*i DONT MEAN THAT BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE UPSET AT ME I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT FOR A GOD REASON.

-The Ultimate confuzor Harlesburg.-

Crap(pun intended), right. I need to date a plumber :p

Nah, you can borrow my bucket.

i have my computer and tv in my bedroom (along with my bed obviously) and i even have a mini fridge in here :p
All you need is a toilet *starts sales pitch*

Heh. I have a fridge, computer, TV, and bed in my room. All I'm missing is a toilet.

Look at all the pics ive posted here and pic one!
I know your British but it cant be that hard! :rolleyes: *

*i DONT MEAN THAT BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE UPSET AT ME I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT FOR A GOD REASON.

-The Ultimate confuzor Harlesburg.-
pick one for what?

Heh. I have a fridge, computer, TV, and bed in my room. All I'm missing is a toilet.
C'mon, Tink said that a whole page ago. Get with the times :rolleyes:

All you need is a toilet *starts sales pitch*
lol, i used to have an en-suite in my old, old, old, old house

lol, i used to have an en-suite in my old, old, old, old house
That is still a rather long walk.

lol, i used to have an en-suite in my old, old, old, old house
I used to have an outside toilet at my old, old, old old house.

That is still a rather long walk.
it's only about a minute down the road actually :p

pick one for what?
FFS!
TAke one of those pics i posted here and whatever it is ill do it!




Right peeps my computers really slow right now so....

I have a Bed in my room.
No Comp no Tv
Im a Jewish,Chinese,Irish,Scottish Hybrid(add typical pennypinching Racial Steryotype here)

I used to have an outside toilet at my old, old, old old house.
we have one at our current house, it has a window in the door though which is quite disturbing

FFS!
TAke one of those pics i posted here and whatever it is ill do it!




Right peeps my computers really slow right now so....

I have a Bed in my room.
No Comp no Tv
Im a Jewish,Chinese,Irish,Scottish Hybrid(add typical pennypinching Racial Steryotype here)
you're gonna take a pic of yourself?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...arlesburgSP.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...burg/Jokey1.bmp - my fav
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...burg/Tiaha2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...-Harlesburg.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...Rogernomics.bmp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...fHarlesburg.jpg
http://www.fonzie.it/Image19.jpg

FFS Take a look at all these Pics TINK!

I knew I probably wouldn't want to know.
yep

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...arlesburgSP.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...burg/Jokey1.bmp - my fav
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...burg/Tiaha2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...-Harlesburg.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...Rogernomics.bmp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...fHarlesburg.jpg
http://www.fonzie.it/Image19.jpg

FFS Take a look at all these Pics TINK!
only the last 1 works

AND FFS WHY?!

only the last 1 works

AND FFS WHY?!
FFS

Tink and roachsylvania told me i have to enter. :confused:

we have one at our current house, it has a window in the door though which is quite disturbing
That is disturbing. I'm glad I've never had a "outside toilet" or "outhouse" if you will.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9538307&postcount=87
Now ill speak slowly so you can understand..
You are a pissed off with me right and claim you wont get over it well out of all those pics up there which one sums up your feelings towards me best!

Tink and roachsylvania told me i have to enter. :confused:
I said it too.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9538307&postcount=87
Now ill speak slowly so you can understand..
You are a pissed off with me right and claim you wont get over it well out of all those pics up there which one sums up your feelings towards me best!
WHY DOES IT MATTER?!?!??!?!?

WHY DOES IT MATTER?!?!??!?!?
FFS you seemed to want to make a big deal of it so now i have.
Just do it.*Add appropriate smilie here*

FFS you seemed to want to make a big deal of it so now i have.
Just do it.*Add appropriate smilie here*
I don't want to! im not in a mood with you anymore so shut up and let me watch Take That!

I don't want to! im not in a mood with you anymore so shut up and let me watch Take That!
Well thats stupid you just wasted like 2 hours of my time!

Why arent you in a Mood anymore?

Yay, apparently, I have my own cult now :D

I'm going to go back and read the whole thread, I'm getting confused now.

Well thats stupid you just wasted like 2 hours of my time!

Why arent you in a Mood anymore?
there's a full hour and a half of Take That on tv, I couldn't possibly be in a mood with anyone, i'm far too happy

there's a full hour and a half of Take That on tv, I couldn't possibly be in a mood with anyone, i'm far too happy
Honestly TInk why do you do it?

Honestly TInk why do you do it?
do what?

just so you know i'm still not happy with you :gundge:
?????
Need i say more?

do what?
be so mean.

Yay, apparently, I have my own cult now :D
If I join said cult do I have to.. I mean get to kill myself.

be so mean.
you were mean to me! and now i'm being nice and forgiving you!!

you were mean to me! and now i'm being nice and forgiving you!!
I was not mean to you!
your just forgiving me because you dont want to post the Pic!

I was not mean to you!
your just forgiving me because you dont want to post the Pic!
yes you were!
I CAN'T BE ARSED!!

yes you were!
I CAN'T BE ARSED!!
And i told you why i did it.

by cant be arsed you mean you dont want to post this.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Rogernomics.bmp

If I join said cult do I have to.. I mean get to kill myself.

I don't know, check with Tink.

well you don't have to but if you do you get a cookie.....

well you don't have to but if you do you get a cookie.....
That's good, I always wanted a cult, especially one with more than one member.

Ack, my photobucket is taking forever to load and I have to leave now. :( I promise I'll post the pictures when I'm on tomorrow!

Name Bronwyn
age 16
sex Female
talent *bites*
why you want to win I like winning?

I feel like I've missed out entirely on a fun thread.


I need to be involved somehow.



I'll hold my own personal judging session at my house latter on..

I feel like I've missed out entirely on a fun thread.


I need to be involved somehow.



I'll hold my own personal judging session at my house latter on..
dont worry mate, we'll make our own thread with.... hookers and blackjack
wait forget the thread and the blackjack

dont worry mate, we'll make our own thread with.... hookers and blackjack
wait forget the thread and the blackjack

For a second there I thought we could wager our hookers on games of blackjack..

For a second there I thought we could wager our hookers on games of blackjack..

Value would be too hard to determine.

Me: I'll see your busty blonde with two redheads and raise you this Sinead O'Conner looking thing.

You: I'll call with a dime.

Me: A DIME!!!! At least a quarter!

See the complications.

Value would be too hard to determine.

Me: I'll see your busty blonde with two redheads and raise you this Sinead O'Conner looking thing.

You: I'll call with a dime.

Me: A DIME!!!! At least a quarter!

See the complications.
we could do it on hourly rates

"ill see your $3 hooker and raise you two $2 hookers"


to bad we are mixing blackjack with poker :eek:

we could do it on hourly rates

"ill see your $3 hooker and raise you two $2 hookers"


to bad we are mixing blackjack with poker :eek:

Yea, but betting systems always need to be revised when not monetary bets begin to be placed. Like strip poker for example.

Yea, but betting systems always need to be revised when not monetary bets begin to be placed. Like strip poker for example.
Strip Poker is always fun :p.

Strip Poker is always fun :p.

SO says the hot chick. Just if there was virtual strip poker. Hell you know where Cincinnati is? ;)

Oh gawd, you brought this back? LOL.. I thought it was the middle of the night distraction.. eeekkkk! :p

SO says the hot chick. Just if there was virtual strip poker. Hell you know where Cincinnati is? ;)
Ya, know how to buy me airline tickets.

Ya, know how to be me airline tickets.

where you coming from?

where you coming from?
Over there
<-------------------
Although, I would need some spending money and a bedroom like the one I described earlier.

Over there
<-------------------
Although, I would need some spending money and a bedroom like the one I described earlier.

Being a researcher, that's no problem ;)

Hey you two, get a room.. ROTFL.. j/k :D

Hey you two, get a room.. ROTFL.. j/k :D

Hey, its just for a nice, clean game of strip poker ;)

I wanna be Mr. Nationstates but since I can't remember the questions here's the part I do rember:

My photo: click here (http://www.daymonthyear.net) click under photos, I'm the drummer.

My my drawing: :)

My age: almost 30

Why I want to win: Nobody here likes me...*sniff*

I wanna be Mr. Nationstates but since I can't remember the questions here's the part I do rember:

My photo: click here (http://www.daymonthyear.net) click under photos, I'm the drummer.

My my drawing: :)

My age: almost 30

Why I want to win: Nobody here likes me...*sniff*
Ummm it the Miss Nationstates Contest and you did notenter your gender. lol

Ummm it the Miss Nationstates Contest and you did notenter your gender. lol

The picture should really have given that away...Male.

The picture should really have given that away...Male.
I know, but for some reason it is still required you provide the judges that info. Oh the bureaucracy.

I know, but for some reason it is still required you provide the judges that info. Oh the bureaucracy.

Damn red tape. Maybe I should take a pic of me in only red tape. That will wow all the ladies... or cause pandemic vomiting and worldwide destruction of keyboards. I will win zero beauty contests, even against only males.

Damn red tape. Maybe I should take a pic of me in only red tape. That will wow all the ladies... or cause pandemic vomiting and worldwide destruction of keyboards. I will win zero beauty contests, even against only males.
If eveybody but you destroys their keyboard only you could vote. That would give you a significant edge.

you do realise i've entered the contest.....
You're not a judge anymore, Stephistan, you're on the panel.

Ack, my photobucket is taking forever to load and I have to leave now. :( I promise I'll post the pictures when I'm on tomorrow!

Name Bronwyn
age 16
sex Female
talent *bites*
why you want to win I like winning?
Wooo, go Skoffin!

oh another contest......I miss the contests. All the bickering and whatnot. How does one go about getting on the judge panel? Gotta have some women on the panel no? :D

Awww but I wanted Yev :( Okay, you have Yev and I'll have Chicken, agreed?
http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

New Age Brackets:
16-19
20-27
28-35
35-42
Over 42


Name Brigitte
age old enough to lie about it... no, seriously, 31
sex yes, please. Female
talent I don't know, really. Drawing and writing?
why you want to win I don't. But I like the idea



drawing (sorry, not my forte):
http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/1/people0617lq.jpg

Name: Elly
Age: 17
Sex: lady
Talent: (I have to pick just one?!) making paper hats
Why you want to win: because it will make me famous

Photo of me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...meran/SARA9.jpg
Drawing by me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...an/Engineer.jpg

Name: Sara
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Talent: Uh... drawing.
Why you want to win: ...The leprechaun made me do it.

I'll do this... but just to up my post count.

Name: Mad
Age: 20
Sex:? I thought this was a "Miss NS" contest... Female
Talent: Blowing things out of proportion, or acting
I want to win because I've been here for almost two years (with two different countries) and nobody can remember my name... I suffer from Lurker's disease

I can’t write or draw… so... Rhyming couplets will be given upon request.

Oh yeah and the picture. This one is known to the NS forums… I’m on the far left.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a...NicoleAnnie.jpg

Every contestant is to post a picture of him or her self.
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/epsonee/1.jpg
Every contestant is to post an original drawing or writing of yours.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/epsonee/House.jpg
Name:Sara
Age:18
Sex:Female
Talent:Winning internet beauty contests.
Why I want to win:Because I'm shallow.

Picture:

O
/|\
^

Kinda like that, only more detailed. And, obviously, totally hot.

Name: Poliwanacraca, to you all. What can I say? I like anonymity.
Age: Somewhere between 22 and 30.
Gender: Female.
Talent: Being ridiculous.
Why I want to win: Because I like the idea of winning a beauty pageant with a stick figure? Or maybe just because I'm bored?

Original artwork: You already saw it. Isn't it lovely?
:p

Arrrr.... I be new, but I be enterin' anyway.

name: Arianwen
age: 16
sex: pirate
talents: lootin' an swashbucklin'. May I buckle your swash?
why I want to win: I want ter be the first pirate to win a beauty pageant. If I lose, yer galley meat, ya swabbie >:

drawing: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...d_0003_0001.jpg (she be my Guild Wars character)

photo: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/pir.jpg (I be pirate, yarrrrr...)

also

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/narvi/kitty.jpg (the lioness be named Nintendo, an' she be my matey)

Cabra West, I'll put your pick up soon.
NOTES:
You will not be in the contest officially until you post a pic.
THE FIRST ROUND OF JUDGING WILL BEGIN ON WENDESDAY

Judges:
Eh-Oh
Neo Kervoskia
Stephistan
Kanabia (for hookers and bribes)

oh another contest......I miss the contests. All the bickering and whatnot. How does one go about getting on the judge panel? Gotta have some women on the panel no? :D
When ten people enter the conest, you'll be on the panel.

bump

Damn, competition!!!

I can't win this now.

Is it to late to enter my self? I really wanan be miss NS. :(

Is it to late to enter my self? I really wanan be miss NS. :(
Judging begins Wednesday, so ya you can still enter. Even If I am wrong it wouldn't kill anyone to enter.

My infamous Picture: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Aryek/nerwen1.jpg

My works. I don't have anything 'original', but I do alot of RPing at these places:
http://slash1293.proboards46.com/index.cgi (Under the name Aryek)
http://www.diabloz123.proboards32.com./ (Under the name Orgunna

Name Jennifer
age 18
sex Female
talent Being Awesome?
why you want to win I never win anything.

Judges:
Eh-Oh
Neo Kervoskia
Stephistan
Kanabia (for hookers and bribes)

Wooohooo! :p

Wooohooo! :p
Yes, however, you must be fair and judge ...eh fuck it you know what to do.

Wooohooo! :p
3 prostitutes now for and 3 after I win if you promise to vote for me.

My infamous Picture: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Aryek/nerwen1.jpg

My works. I don't have anything 'original', but I do alot of RPing at these places:
http://slash1293.proboards46.com/index.cgi (Under the name Aryek)
http://www.diabloz123.proboards32.com./ (Under the name Orgunna

Name Jennifer
age 18
sex Female
talent Being Awesome?
why you want to win I never win anything.
Are the photo's in your factbook no original? Either way I got more hot competition.

Yes, however, you must be fair and judge ...eh fuck it you know what to do.

I do? Oh, right. Yes. I do.


3 prostitutes now for and 3 after I win if you promise to vote for me.

No prostitutes (eww.)...but i'd be perfectly happy with $30,000 of beer and spirits. Then I might think about it. :p

I do? Oh, right. Yes. I do.



No prostitutes (eww.)...but i'd be perfectly happy with $30,000 of beer and spirits. Then I might think about it. :p
Hmmm, I'll go as high as $300. I really need the other $29,700 for my education.

Hmmm, I'll go as high as $300. I really need the other $29,700 for my education.

If you're Miss NationStates, you won't need an education. :p

If you're Miss NationStates, you won't need an education. :p
Until I am Miss Nationstates, I value education.

Didnt i enter this?

Wait, hang on, I forgot to ask : what do we win? I mean, how much money comes with the title of "Miss Nation States"? And how many roles in TV Soaps? Do we get to represent charities in poor, but scenic counrties with nice beaches and cheap Rolex-fakes? Do we get our pictures on magazines?

Wait, hang on, I forgot to ask : what do we win? I mean, how much money comes with the title of "Miss Nation States"? And how many roles in TV Soaps? Do we get to represent charities in poor, but scenic counrties with nice beaches and cheap Rolex-fakes? Do we get our pictures on magazines?
Ah yes Rolexx the Watch of the poor.
Also Brought to you by Ohu Essence of Yak the Fragrence for the profesional bum.

Until I am Miss Nationstates, I value education.

But you can assure your victory.

...by bribing me. Surely it's a calculated risk?

But you can assure your victory.

...by bribing me. Surely it's a calculated risk?

Seeing as I'm the only contestant in my age group, bribing the judges would be overkill, wouldn't it?
I'll try and bribe you as soon as I got competition :D

Seeing as I'm the only contestant in my age group, bribing the judges would be overkill, wouldn't it?
I'll try and bribe you as soon as I got competition :D

You could always get in early. :p