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that would be if you were sitting on my face...
Ohhhhh.....I hadn't thought of that....

...mmmmm....time to think of cold showers, scrubbing kitchen tiles...ANYTHING ELSE!!!!

It's an essential skill...if you master it, you should be rewarded! And if you need practice, I'll be more than happy to schedule exhaustive practice sessions until you build up proper tongue strength!

I think I'm pretty good at (I took Spanish for about seven years), but it never hurts to practice. Hopefully, you can think of some good excercises.

well-its about time for me to fire up the grill.

Parting can be such sweet sorrow...
I've got about 15 minutes before I too must depart for the weekend...give me some good materials to ride home on, boys!

well-its about time for me to fire up the grill.

Parting can be such sweet sorrow...

Depends what you're parting.

Usted! So polite...almost makes me forget the Mexican slang and the fact that you called me a disgusting bitch.... :eek:

Well timed, those words are golden...otherwise, they might get you in trouble!


I only learned a little on the street. And I thought it was Cuban slang. Ah-cuban, mexican-they're all the same...


*grinning savagely*

I think I'm pretty good at (I took Spanish for about seven years), but it never hurts to practice. Hopefully, you can think of some good excercises.
I suspect you are a kinesthetic learner, which means you learn best by manipulating objects. I'm sure I can find many objects for you to manipulate, in order to enhance your language learning...thought your vocabulary might become a bit specialised...but I must accomodate your need for hands-on learning!

I've got about 15 minutes before I too must depart for the weekend...give me some good materials to ride home on, boys!

What are you having for dinner? Some Italian sausage?

What are you having for dinner? Some Italian sausage?
*sigh* I only wish. Sausage of any ethnic background would be most welcome at this sad, deprived point!

Depends what you're parting.


very good point!

*sigh* I only wish. Sausage of any ethnic background would be most welcome at this sad, deprived point!


Wow! You'd even stoop so low as to consider Italian?

Jocabia-she's ripe!!

I only learned a little on the street. And I thought it was Cuban slang. Ah-cuban, mexican-they're all the same...


*grinning savagely*
That's my favourite way to insult my husband...he calls me American and we're even:)

I don't doubt the Cubans, and Central Americans use that particular phrase as well.

*sigh* I only wish. Sausage of any ethnic background would be most welcome at this sad, deprived point!

Even cold, efficient, German Bratwurst?
I've heard it goes very well with Sauerkraut...

I have a fantasy about lining up 10 of alqaeda's leadership and administering justice with the sharp end of the bayonet......which would be doused with pig grease and bacon.

Of course, 10 Iraqi insurgents would work too, but I'd probably have to let the Iraqis have first dibs on those guys....

very good point!

I prefer Sin's legs.

Wow! You'd even stoop so low as to consider Italian?
Jocabia-she's ripe!!
Oh come on now...why would you think I'd be stooping? I have nothing against Italians!

Even cold, efficient, German Bratwurst?
I've heard it goes very well with Sauerkraut...
Hahahahhaa...beggars can't be choosers!

I suspect you are a kinesthetic learner, which means you learn best by manipulating objects. I'm sure I can find many objects for you to manipulate, in order to enhance your language learning...thought your vocabulary might become a bit specialised...but I must accomodate your need for hands-on learning!

Hands-on. Face-on. Any appendage will do.

That's my favourite way to insult my husband...he calls me American and we're even:)

I don't doubt the Cubans, and Central Americans use that particular phrase as well.

Before I started dating my chica I mistook her for a Mexican :headbang: . She wasn't too happy about that, since she tends to look upon Mexico as a..ah....fat little pig sucking off of the fruits of the USA. She's Costa rican and proud of it, although the USA is number one.

I prefer Sin's legs.


You'd probably have to shave them twice first.

Sin- dont think of deprived and sad- think of it as you're charging up all your energy for a week. And hopefully, you're going to need it bad.

Oh come on now...why would you think I'd be stooping? I have nothing against Italians!

What about Scandanavians?

*snip*
Hehehehehee....was that a thread streak?

Oh come on now...why would you think I'd be stooping? I have nothing against Italians!

Well=you would have to grab your ankles to have this sausage anyway...

Hahahahhaa...beggars can't be choosers!

You'd definitely be begging.

Before I started dating my chica I mistook her for a Mexican :headbang: . She wasn't too happy about that, since she tends to look upon Mexico as a..ah....fat little pig sucking off of the fruits of the USA. She's Costa rican and proud of it, although the USA is number one.
Well, there are definately tensions between latinos....they are not a homogenous group after all, and regional prejudices abound!

You'd probably have to shave them twice first.Brat! Actually, the great things about having native blood is that we tend to be less hairy than other ethnicities...

Sin- dont think of deprived and sad- think of it as you're charging up all your energy for a week. And hopefully, you're going to need it bad.
I share that hope.

I just hope I don't break him in the process...I don't think I'm going to be able to be gentle!

What about Scandanavians?
I'm an equal opportunist.

Well, there are definately tensions between latinos....they are not a homogenous group after all, and regional prejudices abound!


Yeah,yeah-all the ecuadorians trying to slick it off like they're peruvian....

Well=you would have to grab your ankles to have this sausage anyway...
Don't worry about aiming... :D

Yeah,yeah-all the ecuadorians trying to slick it off like they're peruvian....
More like North Americans assuming everybody's a Mexican!

I'm an equal opportunist.

Where's that stinking ticket? I can be there in a few hours.

You'd definitely be begging.
That's how I like it...

Brat! Actually, the great things about having native blood is that we tend to be less hairy than other ethnicities...




Isnt nature cruel? Why wouldnt you be hairy-living in a teepee has to be harsh in the winter. And I have all this excess hair. Why? WHY?

Where's that stinking ticket? I can be there in a few hours.
Heheheheee...you'd be too tired once you got here anyway!

I've got to go...but know I'll be featuring each of you in a private little fantasy during bathtime...

What do I fantasise about?

Pink monkeys dancing around a pit of meat jello.

Isnt nature cruel? Why wouldnt you be hairy-living in a teepee has to be harsh in the winter. And I have all this excess hair. Why? WHY?
It doesn't make sense, does it? Imagine the Inuit! They should be furry like polar bears! But they aren't...some of them are near bald in the places that count...

Don't worry about aiming... :D


You are bad...pequena cosa sucia

Heheheheee...you'd be too tired once you got here anyway!

I've got to go...but know I'll be featuring each of you in a private little fantasy during bathtime...

I'm never too tired.

You are bad...pequena cosa sucia
You like it:)

Have a good weekend everyone!

I've got to go...but know I'll be featuring each of you in a private little fantasy during bathtime...


Me too...I'll be the one with the mask and snorkle



Have a great weekend!

You like it:)


Of course I do.

What do I fantasise about?

Pink monkeys dancing around a pit of meat jello.


Not ground meat, right? Little chunks of sirloin..

You like it:)
I'll be waiting when you return.

who gives me that funny thrill or i fantasise about?
well back at school it used to be this one girl who most of my friends didn't see as particularly attractive - pretty average they said - but, damnit, to me she was the most beautiful, radiant and incredible girl i've ever laid eyes on. just seeing her was thrilling enough and totally made my day; talking to her (we were in a few of the same classes) was always just exhillarating... the 'thrill' never wore off though i fancied her like hell for about 4 years :)
really wish i'd done/said something now though :( :(

at uni, in my first year, it was this amazing girl with vibrant red-dyed hair in dreadlocks, and she always wore the coolest geeky tshirts... again just seeing her made my heart jump - that little thrill. never really got to know her though... bah.

and nowadays... nobody. well, nobody in RL ;) :fluffle:

Mmmmmm....like in the movie Threesome (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111418/) where the chick gets off when the guys read big words to her....hmmm....good to know! Revolutionary talk, obscenities, and erudite phrases... ;)
Okay, ILY. That's actually one of the hottest sizzles I've seen onscreen.

My ex showed me the movie, and pointed out the scene as "so me".

Needless to say the rest of the feature didn't go unnoticed either. ;)

Well, being one of those switch-hitters, I'll admit the following:

I've fantasized about Aerou quite a few times (Sweet Buddha, the heat).

Heyyyyyy, there you are! I've fantasized about you quite a few times as well, yummmmy. ;)

Fantastic threads like this :)

I fantasise about no one. I am cold and dead, a mortal shell with humanity sucked out, and the vacuum replenished by the hatred lurking at the edge of the mortal soul.

Who do I fantasise about? well, one of my close friends... She doesn't know it, of course, and I'm not going to act on my feelings unless I pick up a definite sign of interest, as I'd rather not lose contact with her.

There is a reason for that - we seem to think on the same level. Not a "she finishes my sentences" kind of thing, but that our conversations can go on for hours. Mind, most of our contact these days is via MSN (she's at Uni, I'm at TAFE) but I knew her in high school. Not to mention I admired her from afar. :p

Oh, and it's primarily because of her personality that I'm attracted. Though she's certainly not hard on the eyes, either...