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At work, here on NS, in your favourite cafe, bookstore, music shop....who do you come across now and again that gives you that little 'thrill'? Yes...you people in relationships too...I find that people who've been together with someone for a year or two may not have any of these little 'thrills' because they are so caught up in their partner, but eventually, it comes back:). That doesn't mean you are a bad person, or that you're going to follow through on any attraction you might feel.

So? Who thrills you, why, and how do you deal with it?

I was just in a PD session with a few other people, and everyone but me and a coworker left for a bit...all of a sudden I became very aware that we were all alone in a soundproofed room, and I couldn't help the train of thoughts that suddenly rushed through my mind...the interesting thing was is that we both seemed to realise this at the same time, noticed it in the other, and then both attempted to downplay it by being uber-professional...but I can't help imagine what COULD have happened... :D

No, I'm not planning on actually cheating on my husband...but sometimes it's fun to fantasise!

Too many to count.

Unofrtunately, I get the impression that mine is a favor that is not frequently repaid.

Some people like to think about movie stars and so forth, but I seldom had much interest in that avenue, prefering to focus instead on real people that I knew. Because, you know, that might actually happen. To date it hasn't [my encounters have all been chance ones], but hope springs eternal.

You. :D

Doing something that will be remembered for years to come.

Too many to count.

Unofrtunately, I get the impression that mine is a favor that is not frequently repaid.

Some people like to think about movie stars and so forth, but I seldom had much interest in that avenue, prefering to focus instead on real people that I knew. Because, you know, that might actually happen. To date it hasn't [my encounters have all been chance ones], but hope springs eternal.
Any fascination I've had with famous people palls easily. It's much easier to have that little thrill of attraction with folks you actually come into contact with.

If it makes you feel better, you've featured in some of my fantasies, Melkor:) But I don't like to betray confidences, so I won't reveal what my fantasy Melkor and I have done in my fantasies :D

You. :D


ditto

oh and you too Sinuhue! :D

ditto

oh and you too Sinuhue! :D
Hahahahahhaaa....

I have to say...Drunken Commies has featured in a dream or two as well, probably because he never actually flirts with me:(

And Sumamba, I have considered a number of times flying down to Vegas...but I'm just not sure I'm ready for that :eek: It's much safer in my mind!

So? Who thrills you, why, and how do you deal with it?

Hillary Clinton, not sure why, not sure how to deal with it. :fluffle:

Hmmmm....now who in RL has thrilled me lately...oh, this very good looking guy about 19 years older than me...I come into contact with him through work, and he's just got these really big, strong hands that for some reason really draw my attention...

It's so weird, because you roll along, day after day, and hardly notice all the people that come across your path when BOOM! Something draws your attention...sometimes it's a smell, a cologne, a laugh, an overhead comment, a look, whatever...and you have that little giggle in your head as you imagine things about that person...it's kind of strange to know that people have likely gone around thinking the same things about you for whatever reason, and you probably didn't even know it...

Any fascination I've had with famous people palls easily. It's much easier to have that little thrill of attraction with folks you actually come into contact with.
Agreed, but I've found my chances with either seem to be equally unlikely at the moment [argh!].

If it makes you feel better, you've featured in some of my fantasies, Melkor:) But I don't like to betray confidences, so I won't reveal what my fantasy Melkor and I have done in my fantasies :D
w00t!

A better question would be, who do I NOT fantasize about. For some reason, my most vivid fantasies are not about the beautiful women I see, and I see quite a few, but the average looking ones who have some manner of physical feature that makes them special (generally either tits or ass because I am not a complicated man, but there are others as well). I'm also really turned on by attractive older women, maybe because they seem very unattainable.

Hahahahahhaaa....

I have to say...Drunken Commies has featured in a dream or two as well, probably because he never actually flirts with me:(

And Sumamba, I have considered a number of times flying down to Vegas...but I'm just not sure I'm ready for that :eek: It's much safer in my mind!

My image of you has certainly gotten a lot of attention from me lol

One of these days you have to visit me in Vegas. Everyone comes to Vegas sometime. I promise not to be too forward... until I get you drunk

I spend all my days fantasising about Sinuhue's husband.

I tend to fantisise about quiet.

A better question would be, who do I NOT fantasize about. For some reason, my most vivid fantasies are not about the beautiful women I see, and I see quite a few, but the average looking ones who have some manner of physical feature that makes them special (generally either tits or ass because I am not a complicated man, but there are others as well). I'm also really turned on by attractive older women, maybe because they seem very unattainable.
You've brought up a good point though...real people with something unique about them that draw your attention. I was thinking about this today too...I don't really have an ideal 'type' of man I'm attracted to...it can be based on so many different factors, and range from pudgy, to balding, to older, to younger, to whatever.

However, because I'm not half and half bi, I do have a certain type of woman I'm attracted to...very 'feminine', dark hair, slim but curvy, and 20 or 30 something. Clearly I'm more attracted to men, and not just the conventionally handsome ones. But I'm much more shallow when it comes to women, because it's based much more on physicality than any other factor. Guys can be just average looking one moment, and then they do or say something that suddenly makes them attractive, and the looks are no longer average. It's weird!

I spend all my days fantasising about Sinuhue's husband.
Bahahahahahahahah! He'll be quite disconcerted to know that! I can just picture it, "What the hell do you TALK about with those strangers on the Internet??" (he's a luddite)

I tend to fantisise about quiet.
I don't bother with such unrealistic fantasies anymore :D I just hope, as my mother has, I slowly become deaf over the years and it ceases to be an issue!

Usually strangers when I'm out-women in the store, a waitress. A nurse in the hospital yesterday. Several a day, no one in particular.

Usually strangers when I'm out-women in the store, a waitress. A nurse in the hospital yesterday. Several a day, no one in particular.
Has there ever been someone in RL that you came across regularly and fantasied about (without having the intention of really acting on it)?

For a while, it was this woman who waitressed at my favourite pub. And she was so damn flirty....but then she went to another job:(

A better question would be, who do I NOT fantasize about. For some reason, my most vivid fantasies are not about the beautiful women I see, and I see quite a few, but the average looking ones who have some manner of physical feature that makes them special (generally either tits or ass because I am not a complicated man, but there are others as well). I'm also really turned on by attractive older women, maybe because they seem very unattainable.


I agree. And older women-I mean, like 40. Ones that take care of themselves, but are still a little soft here and there.
Some of them are so hungry and smell so good.

Oh Sumamba...ROFLMAO...that last picture you put into the pic thread is just vile....*is laughing water out her nose, and it's painful*....

I don't bother with such unrealistic fantasies anymore :D I just hope, as my mother has, I slowly become deaf over the years and it ceases to be an issue!

Lol! Well .... here's hopin' :D Maybe I should poke my eardrums out with a Q-tip.

I find myself randomly fantasising at work all of the time. This is bad, because I am too tall to uh, hide behind the counter. If you get my drift.

Has there ever been someone in RL that you came across regularly and fantasied about (without having the intention of really acting on it)?

For a while, it was this woman who waitressed at my favourite pub. And she was so damn flirty....but then she went to another job:(

Yes-several. There are a few I meet during my weekly routine that are very attractive and flirty. It makes things fun.
Some are even a little aggressive. I ran into one with her husband one time and got an idea why. She was acting different and I guessed she was embarrassed by him-he was a squeaky little guy. There was a real difference between he and I.

I find myself randomly fantasising at work all of the time. This is bad, because I am too tall to uh, hide behind the counter. If you get my drift.
Women have the advantage there...when we're turned on, it isn't as noticeable...unless we have a tight blouse or leave damp spots behind on chairs... :D

Oh Sumamba...ROFLMAO...that last picture you put into the pic thread is just vile....*is laughing water out her nose, and it's painful*....


lol - it's not really vile is it? I mean, is it the hair all over the body or the horrible discoloration on my head? Or are my photoshop skills just severely lacking? :p

you should see my adult profile pic on yahoo

d_mad_scientist - don't look unless you are over 18!

Yes-several. There are a few I meet during my weekly routine that are very attractive and flirty. It makes things fun.
Some are even a little aggressive. I ran into one with her husband one time and got an idea why. She was acting different and I guessed she was embarrassed by him-he was a squeaky little guy. There was a real difference between he and I.
Hmmm...well I'm much more reserved on topics like this around my husband...unless the two of us are discussing fantasies we've had...I don't mind discussing that sort of thing with all sorts of people in attendance, but he's a bit more private, so I tend to respect that when he's around. His attitude is, "I know that you and your friends talk dirty...but I don't want to hear it, especially if it's about things you and I do!" :D

But what you've described is something I've seen in many people, male or female. There is a sort of freedom you have when your partner isn't around to be a bit different...maybe that's really you, maybe it isn't. But I've seen a lot of rather forward folks become timid when their significant other is around.

Women have the advantage there...when we're turned on, it isn't as noticeable...unless we have a tight blouse or leave damp spots behind on chairs... :D

I dont know. If I'm turned on that much, I see it as an advantage, not a disadvantage. Size DOES matter, regardless of what anyone will tell you.

I find myself randomly fantasising at work all of the time. This is bad, because I am too tall to uh, hide behind the counter. If you get my drift.
heh. I can sympathise with that. I'll bet you can remember the last time you wore sweatpants to school, too ;)

We all can.

lol - it's not really vile is it? I mean, is it the hair all over the body or the horrible discoloration on my head? Or are my photoshop skills just severely lacking? :p

you should see my adult profile pic on yahoo

d_mad_scientist - don't look unless you are over 18!
The weirdness of the head, and the body just doesn't suit you! I don't know...I don't mind the hair really, but it just isn't you. It's freaky!

There was a guy at work this summer. He was so great I actually found myself thinking of him so often that I had to admit to myself that I had completely fallen for him.

Turns out he has a wife and a kid. One thing I am not, and that is a home-wrecker.

I have many, many fantasies...all of them x-rated and thus unable to explore on this forum...

I dont know. If I'm turned on that much, I see it as an advantage, not a disadvantage. Size DOES matter, regardless of what anyone will tell you.
Only if you're talking about drawing someone's attention:)

I have to admit...if I notice a guy I'm interested in is aroused while I'm around, it's pretty stimulating! If it's someone who is creepy...well, that's just unpleasant!

heh. I can sympathise with that. I'll bet you can remember the last time you wore sweatpants to school, too ;)

We all can.
There should be some sort of public service that warns teenage boys about that...even cute guys in sweatpants with a hard on look stupid :D

There was a guy at work this summer. He was so great I actually found myself thinking of him so often that I had to admit to myself that I had completely fallen for him.

Turns out he has a wife and a kid. One thing I am not, and that is a home-wrecker.
I like it when the person I'm fantasising about is completely unattainable...because it kind of takes away the fear that you'll do something you'll regret...you can let your mind roam free, and not actually feel guilty about maybe pushing things to the point where you'll cheat, or ruin someone else's relationship.

I find that if the interest is returned, I tend to tone it down, even in my thoughts, because unless the hubby agrees, I don't want to allow that fantasy to go anywhere in reality.

Whom.
Grammar freak! Yes, you're right, but unless I really think about it, 'whom' is not a word I actually use:).

Women have the advantage there...when we're turned on, it isn't as noticeable...unless we have a tight blouse or leave damp spots behind on chairs... :D

LOL!

heh. I can sympathise with that. I'll bet you can remember the last time you wore sweatpants to school, too ;)

We all can.

Ah, well, at my high school, we had a uniform. So all of the guys were disadvantaged by having a tight fly to worry about...being on an equal footing made it tolerable. :p

This will sound cheesy, but I actually fantasize about my fiance at work.

I like it when the person I'm fantasising about is completely unattainable...because it kind of takes away the fear that you'll do something you'll regret...you can let your mind roam free, and not actually feel guilty about maybe pushing things to the point where you'll cheat, or ruin someone else's relationship.

I see that as sadly frustrating. Being used to getting what I want, it's annoying to want and not permit yourself to have.

Hmmm...well I'm much more reserved on topics like this around my husband...unless the two of us are discussing fantasies we've had...I don't mind discussing that sort of thing with all sorts of people in attendance, but he's a bit more private, so I tend to respect that when he's around. His attitude is, "I know that you and your friends talk dirty...but I don't want to hear it, especially if it's about things you and I do!" :D

But what you've described is something I've seen in many people, male or female. There is a sort of freedom you have when your partner isn't around to be a bit different...maybe that's really you, maybe it isn't. But I've seen a lot of rather forward folks become timid when their significant other is around.

I'm not saying we talk about sex and I'm surprised they dont with hubby there-The one just seemed to be very embarassed.
But I am sure if we are talking and I'm thinking of eating you alive, you can probably get a glimpse of that in my eyes. So,I dont hold it against her.

Since we moved here, my wife has developed a pretty cool group of friends, they are all in the same club and have various functions. In the past few months, my wife tells me that I have been the topic of conversation on several occaisons. This after I've gone to a few of the summer pool parties and bbqs with her. I eat this up, of course.

Ah, well, at my high school, we had a uniform. So all of the guys were disadvantaged by having a tight fly to worry about...being on an equal footing made it tolerable. :p
*Shudders*

Ew, uniforms. No wonder you're a socialist :p

This will sound cheesy, but I actually fantasize about my fiance at work.
It doesn't sound cheesy at all!

And when I first got together with my husband, for about 3 years, I never fantasised about anyone else. I just fantasised about him. A lot of people who have begun relationships tell me they do the same...they can't imagine fantasising about others.

But then, all of a sudden you do again. And it isn't necessarily because you're bored with your partner, it's just that you aren't in that semi-obsessed stage anymore. But a lot of people feel really guilty when others intrude into fantasies that used to be monopolised by their significant other. Just remember...FANTASY MEANS IT ISN'T REAL! It isn't cheating, it isn't even really planning to cheat...it's just letting your imagination roam free. There should be no guilt on that front.

This will sound cheesy, but I actually fantasize about my fiance at work.


Good for you man. I would suggest you call her now and tell her that.

May as well start the weekend with a Bang.

Or end the work week with a Bang.

Or both.

I see that as sadly frustrating. Being used to getting what I want, it's annoying to want and not permit yourself to have.
Hahahhaaa...get used to married life:).

I am no longer at the mercy of my own whims. I have to fit my husband and my lifestyle into my 'wants' now, and that means limits.

But limits can be fun. So can restraints. :eek:

It doesn't sound cheesy at all!

And when I first got together with my husband, for about 3 years, I never fantasised about anyone else. I just fantasised about him. A lot of people who have begun relationships tell me they do the same...they can't imagine fantasising about others.

But then, all of a sudden you do again. And it isn't necessarily because you're bored with your partner, it's just that you aren't in that semi-obsessed stage anymore. But a lot of people feel really guilty when others intrude into fantasies that used to be monopolised by their significant other. Just remember...FANTASY MEANS IT ISN'T REAL! It isn't cheating, it isn't even really planning to cheat...it's just letting your imagination roam free. There should be no guilt on that front.

So I can fantasize about you, excellent!

But limits can be fun. So can restraints. :eek:

Oh god the innuendo it burns :rolleyes:

Only if you're talking about drawing someone's attention:)

I have to admit...if I notice a guy I'm interested in is aroused while I'm around, it's pretty stimulating! If it's someone who is creepy...well, that's just unpleasant!


I've never been referred to as "creepy". Overwhelming, but not creepy.

Since we moved here, my wife has developed a pretty cool group of friends, they are all in the same club and have various functions. In the past few months, my wife tells me that I have been the topic of conversation on several occaisons. This after I've gone to a few of the summer pool parties and bbqs with her. I eat this up, of course.
Hehehehee...but would you be comfortable being discussed while you were present? Like, "and I love it when he holds me down like this and....":) I wouldn't mind knowing my husband was telling tales of me to his decidedly handsome friends...but I wouldn't necessarily want to be in the same room while that discussion went on!

*Shudders*

Ew, uniforms. No wonder you're a socialist :p

That's not all. It was a Catholic school.

:p Hehehe.

*Shudders*

Ew, uniforms. No wonder you're a socialist :p
Now now...uniforms can be quite sexy....mmmmm....Melkor in a school uniform...makes me want to discipline you!

There was a guy at work this summer. He was so great I actually found myself thinking of him so often that I had to admit to myself that I had completely fallen for him.

Turns out he has a wife and a kid. One thing I am not, and that is a home-wrecker.

Good to hear. You have to do a little more homework before you make that emotional investment.

So I can fantasize about you, excellent!
Hehehehehee...feel free...thoughts are not actions unless you make them so :)

That's not all. It was a Catholic school.

:p Hehehe.
Mmmm... Catholic uniform skirts. I remember when my fiance used to wear those!

Oh god the innuendo it burns :rolleyes:
You love it! Long time! :D

But seriously, get used to it. I'm all about the innuendos.

I've never been referred to as "creepy". Overwhelming, but not creepy.
Yeah...but some people ARE creepy...and knowing they are aroused by you is not pleasant!

Yeah...but some people ARE creepy...and knowing they are aroused by you is not pleasant!


Sorry I can't help it. *creeps away*

Yeah...but some people ARE creepy...and knowing they are aroused by you is not pleasant!

Mmmmm...Sinuhue.

*Lowers eyes and taps fingers together*

Now now...uniforms can be quite sexy....mmmmm....Melkor in a school uniform...makes me want to discipline you!


...that's kinda how I feel about Laerod in his scout uniform! :eek:

Perhaps 'corrupt' is a more exact word than discipline.

Now I'm even more curious about what CL looks like.

I tend to fantasize about really big men...which is subjective since I'm only five feet tall, but in real life it just doesn't work out. The last guy I dated who was 6'2" was over a foot taller than me and always picked me up to kiss me. I felt like a doll. Also, when he kissed me it felt like he was eating the bottom half of my face, and I always had to dry off afterward. ugh. Well, then he hit me so I had an excellent excuse to dump his sorry ass.

You buttheads! I'm not talking about you! Though you seem to enjoy the 'creepy' label...*raises eyebrow*

Mmmm... Catholic uniform skirts. I remember when my fiance used to wear those!

Bah. No way. My school had a "no skirts above the knee" policy. :rolleyes:

Hehehehee...but would you be comfortable being discussed while you were present? Like, "and I love it when he holds me down like this and....":) I wouldn't mind knowing my husband was telling tales of me to his decidedly handsome friends...but I wouldn't necessarily want to be in the same room while that discussion went on!

I have a home office. I'm in here at 6 or 7am sometimes. I wont even be aware my wife has a meeting or play date for here till I head in to make coffee or whatever.
They've stopped in mid sentence many times, mouths still open.

I forgot to mention I dont make any noise at all when I walk around. I tend to be very quiet. And when I work from home, I'm rarely dressed appropriately.

But I dont mind this type of attention at all.

...that's kinda how I feel about Laerod in his scout uniform! :eek:

Perhaps 'corrupt' is a more exact word than discipline. I agree. Corrupt is definately the word. Being married has had the advantage of allowing me to really hone my skills, if you know what I mean, and I've often imagined sharing that skill with some young thing...a different spin on education, for sure!

Now I'm even more curious about what CL looks like.

I tend to fantasize about really big men...which is subjective since I'm only five feet tall, but in real life it just doesn't work out. The last guy I dated who was 6'2" was over a foot taller than me and always picked me up to kiss me. I felt like a doll. Also, when he kissed me it felt like he was eating the bottom half of my face, and I always had to dry off afterward. ugh. Well, then he hit me so I had an excellent excuse to dump his sorry ass.
The asshole HIT you!!??? *deleted rant*

Well...on the subject of fantasising about big guys (and no Carn, I don't mean big in THAT way...it really isn't much of an issue to me), I do the same. And I'm also 5 feet! Like this guy who works around her with the big hands...he's really tall too, and I come up to his sternum. It would make certain things easier...but others quite difficult:) My husband is only a bit taller than me, though he seems more than that because he's very broad in the shoulder...and he kind of looms, despite his actual height.

Bah. No way. My school had a "no skirts above the knee" policy. :rolleyes:
That sucks. You should have fought for the no skirt below six inches policy!!!! Secretly, my friends and I campaigned for that, put up posters and shit at night.

And- oh yeah... I fantasized about Muntoo as well. :D

I forgot to mention I dont make any noise at all when I walk around. I tend to be very quiet. And when I work from home, I'm rarely dressed appropriately.
Hmmmmm.....

Who doesn't fantasize about Muintoo? :fluffle:

I fantasize about my hand :( :( :(

And- oh yeah... I fantasized about Muntoo as well. :D
You Americans and your 'z' instead of 's's.... :D

And you aren't alone in that regard...Muntoo happens to be 'the type' I referred to before! ;)

I fantasize about my hand :( :( :(

Well you know what they say about idle hands :rolleyes:

I fantasize about my hand :( :( :(
No, the hand is just the reality that accompanies the fantasy:) I doubt the hand plays any major parts in your imaginings...

Now I'm even more curious about what CL looks like.

I tend to fantasize about really big men...which is subjective since I'm only five feet tall, but in real life it just doesn't work out. The last guy I dated who was 6'2" was over a foot taller than me and always picked me up to kiss me. I felt like a doll. Also, when he kissed me it felt like he was eating the bottom half of my face, and I always had to dry off afterward. ugh. Well, then he hit me so I had an excellent excuse to dump his sorry ass.

I'm sorry-I will figure it out and post a pic at some point. I dont know how. And wouldnt want to ask the wife how. She tends to be jealous and I guess she has her reasons.

I'm not "really big"- I'm just 6 feet tall. I did date a girl that was 4'10"-I loved to pick her up off the floor.


As for the hitting-I'm really sorry to hear that.

No, the hand is just the reality that accompanies the fantasy:) I doubt the hand plays any major parts in your imaginings...

Yuck, that's gross. Not even close to what I meant!!! I like to cook, and do origami. ;) ;)

:D

And- oh yeah... I fantasized about Muntoo as well. :D


Well I could fantasize about you...if I knew what you...oh never mind, I don't think I really want to go there. :D

Yup, the guy who was a foot taller than me threw me against a pool table because I tickled him. :mad: I broke up with him the next day.

Sumamba, you are too sweet. Love that last picture of you, it's too freakin' funny.

That sucks. You should have fought for the no skirt below six inches policy!!!! Secretly, my friends and I campaigned for that, put up posters and shit at night.

Ha!

I had other things to do. Involving beer, and occasionally a bong. :p


I fantasize about my hand :( :( :(

Mrs Palmer and her five daughters, eh? (One is fat and stumpy.)

Who doesn't fantasize about Muintoo? :fluffle:

Shit!! I just fantasized about her again!!!

Muntoo-tell me you can cook...and-Do you like to wear leather?

Ha!

I had other things to do. Involving beer, and occasionally a bong. :p

Oh we sure as hell did our fair share of smoking before hand, where else do you think we got the ideas!!

You Americans and your 'z' instead of 's's.... :D

And you aren't alone in that regard...Muntoo happens to be 'the type' I referred to before! ;)


I don't think I've ever been the subject of fantasy by a chick before! Interesting...

I did get hit on by a few girls when I was in college, but I don't think that counts.

I don't think I've ever been the subject of fantasy by a chick before! Interesting...

I did get hit on by a few girls when I was in college, but I don't think that counts.
It all counts :D

And you probably just haven't KNOWN you were the subject before!

Shit!! I just fantasized about her again!!!

Muntoo-tell me you can cook...and-Do you like to wear leather?


Are you kidding? I'm half Italian and half Hispanic...what do you think? :D

AlphaGeek put on 15 lbs after we got married.

And yes, I've worn leather, but not lately.

Hmmmmm.....

I mean shorts and usually a faded black "Bike Week" t-shirt with a buxom blonde in a martini glass on back. with olives strategically placed. They all seem to love that. Or a tank-t shirt. last time-the really cute one remarked she was surprised I dont have tatoos.

Oh we sure as hell did our fair share of smoking before hand, where else do you think we got the ideas!!

Ideas, maybe, but what else were you doing to give you the motivation? :p

I'm not "really big"- I'm just 6 feet tall.

Same here. I wouldn't want to be any taller. It could be inconvenient. Or...on the other hand, very convenient. Hmm. *ponders*

last time-the really cute one remarked she was surprised I dont have tatoos.
I'm a bit surprised as well...none??

Yup, the guy who was a foot taller than me threw me against a pool table because I tickled him. :mad: I broke up with him the next day. GRRRRRRRR! I hate guys who do that crap. Glad you left his sorry ass.

Sumamba, you are too sweet. Love that last picture of you, it's too freakin' funny.

Thanks! I love to make people laugh. And I love to laugh so if you tickle me I promise my reaction will be much more pleasant.

Are you kidding? I'm half Italian and half Hispanic...what do you think? :D

AlphaGeek put on 15 lbs after we got married.

And yes, I've worn leather, but not lately.

Actually, with your looks, I'd be happy eating PB&J and fish sticks, *LOL*.

Holy crap-I'm only kidding!! (About the fish sticks and peanut butter and jelly)

Ok-you'll be wearing leather when the next fantasy pops up. :)

Thanks! I love to make people laugh. And I love to laugh so if you tickle me I promise my reaction will be much more pleasant.


Hee hee! If I'm ever in Vegas I'll be sure to look you up specifically for that purpose! Any spots in particular?

Sadly, I have to say I have fantasies of someone tickling the bottoms of my feet, since they are so sensitive. God, I am so weird sometimes.

Are you kidding? I'm half Italian and half Hispanic...what do you think? :D

AlphaGeek put on 15 lbs after we got married.

And yes, I've worn leather, but not lately.


what about rubber clothing? :D

what about rubber clothing? :D


I don't have anything against it...but I've never worn it, sorry!

Same here. I wouldn't want to be any taller. It could be inconvenient. Or...on the other hand, very convenient. Hmm. *ponders*

Its not like I have a choice, but-among my family and friends, I'm short.
My father and one brother are 6'2", my other brother is 6'4". My lifelong friend is 6'5". You know what I mean. 6'2" would be nice.

Hee hee! If I'm ever in Vegas I'll be sure to look you up specifically for that purpose! Any spots in particular?

Sadly, I have to say I have fantasies of someone tickling the bottoms of my feet, since they are so sensitive. God, I am so weird sometimes.
Nah. Not weird. Certain people like certain things, and it's only better when certain others are aware of those things and can oblige!

Which is why communication is so great...bite me HERE, not there, tickle my feet...whatever. It's all good! :D

Oh...and have you seen Sumamba's fiance? I wonder if she'd like to be tickled too... :eek:

Its not like I have a choice, but-among my family and friends, I'm short.
My father and one brother are 6'2", my other brother is 6'4". My lifelong friend is 6'5". You know what I mean. 6'2" would be nice.
Try being 5' and having brothers that range between 6' and 6'5"!

But I'm a chick. I guess it's less of an issue for us.

Sadly, I have to say I have fantasies of someone tickling the bottoms of my feet, since they are so sensitive. God, I am so weird sometimes.

tickling with kisses and two day's face stubble?

tickling with kisses and two day's face stubble?


*quiver*

Hee hee! If I'm ever in Vegas I'll be sure to look you up specifically for that purpose! Any spots in particular?

Sadly, I have to say I have fantasies of someone tickling the bottoms of my feet, since they are so sensitive. God, I am so weird sometimes.

Please do! Theres nothing sad about that... and I have the two day face stubble Carny was talking about to do it with.

Yes Sinner my fiancee can handle a tickling sometimes but you can easily get hurt when you tickle her too. Never EVER go for the belly button.

Well I could fantasize about you...if I knew what you...oh never mind, I don't think I really want to go there. :D

Yup, the guy who was a foot taller than me threw me against a pool table because I tickled him. :mad: I broke up with him the next day.

Sumamba, you are too sweet. Love that last picture of you, it's too freakin' funny.

He threw you against a pool table? Six two throwing a 5 foot girl?

I am fantasizing now about witnessing this scenario and then brushing up on my game of "sleeper"l....

Yes Sinner my fiancee can handle a tickling sometimes but you can easily get hurt when you tickle her too. Never EVER go for the belly button.


just use your tongue on it till they pull your hair...

He threw you against a pool table? Six two throwing a 5 foot girl?

I am fantasizing now about witnessing this scenario and then brushing up on my game of "sleeper"l....


Well that was the weird part...his friend was right there and did nothing even though it was clear I was badly hurt. Anyway, considering that I decided I wasn't safe dumping him right there but made sure I did it the next day. In public. He was getting stalker scary anyway.

Okay, happier topics people!

just use your tongue on it till they pull your hair...


I'd love to - I really like bellybuttons but she can't stand anyone touching it. I'd rather her not get angry... again.

Yes Sinner my fiancee can handle a tickling sometimes but you can easily get hurt when you tickle her too. Never EVER go for the belly button.
My husband is like that...he gets too nervous or something...he can't help but swat you away. I learned that early on!

Oh and I never stand right close to him when I wake him up, because sometimes he reacts rather violently.

Okay... ...pics people!

:p

*quiver*

If thats pleasurable, imagine you lying on your stomach and the kisses/stubble rub moving slowly from your feet, up the backs of your calves to the backs of your knees-a super sensitive, often over looked pleasure zone.

this is why I can never just give a massage-its always leads to this and beyond...I cant knead and rub flesh without tasting

I'd love to - I really like bellybuttons but she can't stand anyone touching it. I'd rather her not get angry... again.
I don't know about your fiance, but it feels really weird when someone touches my belly button. Weird in a not-nice way.

I used to be really sensitive to having my nipples touched in that weird not-nice way too...I just hated it...but after nursing two kids, they've toughened up and I quite enjoy it now!

But no to the belly button. Ewwwww!

Okay, happier topics people!

My game of sleeper is happy-some one goes to sleep!

I can think of much better uses for a pool table though...

I don't know about your fiance, but it feels really weird when someone touches my belly button. Weird in a not-nice way.

I used to be really sensitive to having my nipples touched in that weird not-nice way too...I just hated it...but after nursing two kids, they've toughened up and I quite enjoy it now!

But no to the belly button. Ewwwww!

Yeah I think it's the same for her. She can get swatty when tickled in other places thiwhc is why I like to do it most when she is tied up. :p

My game of sleeper is happy-some one goes to sleep!

I can think of much better uses for a pool table though...
As long as you leave the pool cue out of it...

If thats pleasurable, imagine you lying on your stomach and the kisses/stubble rub moving slowly from your feet, up the backs of your calves to the backs of your knees-a super sensitive, often over looked pleasure zone.

this is why I can never just give a massage-its always leads to this and beyond...I cant knead and rub flesh without tasting


You are a naughty, naughty man, Carn! Okay, I need a break from this thread.
*fanning myself vigorously* Is it hot in here? :D

Yeah I think it's the same for her. She can get swatty when tickled in other places thiwhc is why I like to do it most when she is tied up. :p
That's just evil! I threatened my husband with death-while-sleeping if he dared do such a thing when I was restrained....he teased me with it, but didn't push it.

As long as you leave the pool cue out of it...

:eek:

What about the pool balls?

When I worked in a liquor store, years ago, I worked with this hot young guy who had a girlfriend who liked to jerk him around in unpleasant ways. Well, I often fantasised about closing the store and dragging him off to the storage room...and when I say often, I mean every single time I worked with him, and pretty much all day...it was kind of a relief when I stopped working there:)

I'm a bit surprised as well...none??

I want the perfect one in the perfect place. I'm working on it.

:eek:

What about the pool balls?
I knew someone was going to bring that up...no, they can stay out of the fun too thanks!

I want the perfect one in the perfect place. I'm working on it.
Well, that sounds intentionally vague...the 'perfect place' sprang to mind in a rather graphic way...and what would the perfect 'one' be?

I knew someone was going to bring that up...no, they can stay out of the fun too thanks!

Pfft, you're no fun.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep_2001/PoolBallMouth.jpg

:p

As long as you leave the pool cue out of it...
For the heavy handed guy-I use whatever they have lying around, but

-for the women scenario, I bring my own stick...and balls too.

Pfft, you're no fun.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep_2001/PoolBallMouth.jpg

:p
That's just friggin' freaky!!!!!

Irish playwright chick. Mostly because I really don't know that much about her, so it's all construction. Her play was fantastic and she managed to do something that is very difficult, create a situation where there is no clean way out and someone will have to sacrafice something that the audience values. I loved it, she has an accent and ain't hard on the eyebones...everything else I just fill in because I don't know anything else about her.

I deal with it because I hardly ever run into her and she goes back to Ireland in two weeks and if she was going to have a 'fling' she's had bigger and better opportunities. Besides, I really don't know her that well-more into the idea of her than the actual her. Pretty easy to deal with.

You are a naughty, naughty man, Carn! Okay, I need a break from this thread.
*fanning myself vigorously* Is it hot in here? :D


Nah!! Dont go!!! I'll be good!!

I wont even talk about the neck rubbing and kissing, with the soft mouth noises close to your ear..

That's just friggin' freaky!!!!!

It looks photoshopped. I've seen someone actually do it. :p

Nah!! Dont go!!! I'll be good!!

I wont even talk about the neck rubbing and kissing, with the soft mouth noises close to your ear..
One of the reasons I so rarely wear turtlenecks or high collars...I am particularly suceptable to that...in fact, a rather forward coworker caught me by suprise one day by running his fingers lightly along the back of my neck...now THAT was awkward, because I went from bored to volcanic in 0.3 seconds...it could have been bad, but it wasn't.

Well, that sounds intentionally vague...the 'perfect place' sprang to mind in a rather graphic way...and what would the perfect 'one' be?

Thats just it- I dont know if I want it on my upper arm,shoulder-or my chest. Most likely on my upper right arm. I want to be able to see it,show it when I want, cover it when I want and not have to shave my chest.
Too many choices have left me without one for 20 yrs now

It looks photoshopped.
It is. And it's freaky!

Thats just it- I dont know if I want it on my upper arm,shoulder-or my chest. Most likely on my upper right arm. I want to be able to see it,show it when I want, cover it when I want and not have to shave my chest.
Too many choices have left me without one for 20 yrs now
Tatoos...hmmm...I really love conservative-looking guys, or geeky-looking guys that have a tatoo you don't normally see...then you catch a glimpse and all of a sudden you think, 'hey, this guy might be more wild than I thought!'. Mmmm...or the same type of guy who you think is a bit skinny, but then you get a better look one day and you realise there is a ripped bod under all those clothes...

One of the reasons I so rarely wear turtlenecks or high collars...I am particularly suceptable to that...in fact, a rather forward coworker caught me by suprise one day by running his fingers lightly along the back of my neck...now THAT was awkward, because I went from bored to volcanic in 0.3 seconds...it could have been bad, but it wasn't.

At my last job, my secretary was a few years older than me and very attractive in an innocent amateur 39 yr old way. She was sitting at her desk, her back to me as I walked up, and while I was talking to her, lifted her blond shoulder length hair and kissed her right on the neck just beneath her hairline. "Volcanic" is a good description...

Being naked?

At my last job, my secretary was a few years older than me and very attractive in an innocent amateur 39 yr old way. She was sitting at her desk, her back to me as I walked up, and while I was talking to her, lifted her blond shoulder length hair and kissed her right on the neck just beneath her hairline. "Volcanic" is a good description...
EVIL MAN!

This particular coworker delighted in tormenting me in such ways, while making it quite clear the flirting would go no further...it was very frustrating!

I felt a bit bad about it, since I was with my husband at that point, but he told me that his boss, a very good-looking forty-something woman, married with kids, liked to wear these short skirts with no underwear and flash him...so I figured we both knew where the line was drawn in terms of these people's behaviour, and our own...so I just enjoyed it (and so did he:))

Being naked?
Or whatever...

Tatoos...hmmm...I really love conservative-looking guys, or geeky-looking guys that have a tatoo you don't normally see...then you catch a glimpse and all of a sudden you think, 'hey, this guy might be more wild than I thought!'. Mmmm...or the same type of guy who you think is a bit skinny, but then you get a better look one day and you realise there is a ripped bod under all those clothes...


I look conservative when I put on a suit to go into the office. Otherwise, I could fit in as a fishing boat deck hand or something along those lines. I adapt to my surrounding I guess. I always look like I belong where I am.
I'm not "ripped", but I do have some defined muscle. I worked out throughout my teens and 20's, and though I dont lay around now, I'm not in the gym. So its there, I'm not one to flash it anyway.

Or whatever...
Exactly!

I'm not "ripped", but I do have some defined muscle. And that's what I mean...I don't want bloated steroid-monkey muscles...but thinking a guy is a stringbean, and then realising he's actually quite fit is kind of a shock...and a bit of a turn on...but I like people who look conservative, and give you a hint that they are quite wild underneath it all. Women, for example, in a nice business suit, with some racy lingerie on underneath...that is much hotter than a good-looking woman in a slutty outfit...in my mind.

I look conservative when I put on a suit to go into the office. Otherwise, I could fit in as a fishing boat deck hand or something along those lines. I adapt to my surrounding I guess. I always look like I belong where I am.
I'm not "ripped", but I do have some defined muscle. I worked out throughout my teens and 20's, and though I dont lay around now, I'm not in the gym. So its there, I'm not one to flash it anyway.


*sigh*

I loves my AlphaGeek, but you just sound soooo yummy! :eek:

*sigh*

I loves my AlphaGeek, but you just sound soooo yummy! :eek:
Doesn't it make you wish that 'sharing' was more accepted in this day and age?

Sumamba and his fiance have the right idea! We're trying...but we're frankly just neophytes:(

EVIL MAN!

This particular coworker delighted in tormenting me in such ways, while making it quite clear the flirting would go no further...it was very frustrating!

I felt a bit bad about it, since I was with my husband at that point, but he told me that his boss, a very good-looking forty-something woman, married with kids, liked to wear these short skirts with no underwear and flash him...so I figured we both knew where the line was drawn in terms of these people's behaviour, and our own...so I just enjoyed it (and so did he:))

Well-she had a total bastard husband and three kids. We were pretty close and after a while, she told me everything about everything. She had very little self esteem and acted like life was over and she had no choices.
She was very attractive, but her beauty stared inside-she was great person. We had some fun. She changed. Her house was in her name only and she put it on the market and sold it. He had nothing to say.
She came in one day, walked right into my office and in front of the owner of the co and two of my guys, took my face in her hands, tongue kissed me for what felt like a minute and said "thanks-that was my notice" and walked out. it was like she and I were the only ones in the room.
She called days later to say she was back to pursuing her nursing career and that I had made such a drastic difference in her life and she didnt know what to say. It was pretty dramatic and we still keep in touch. She could even be in Nation States as Ive told her about it. It would be really cool for her to pop in on this story and add her side.
So-I've done some good in my life.

We need to invite couples to Vegas and hold "sharing" classes :D

Well, being one of those switch-hitters, I'll admit the following:

I've fantasized about Aerou quite a few times (Sweet Buddha, the heat) and (he'll avoid me for this from now on, but who cares? He's fuckin' hot!)... dare I say it?



































Yes I do. I've fantasized about the much-hated hottie, Melkor Unchained after lookin' him up in the pics thread.

We need to invite couples to Vegas and hold "sharing" classes :D
Now it just takes working my way into explaining to the hubby how I 'met' a couple to 'share' with...he really doesn't get this whole internet/forum thing:)

Yes I do. I've fantasized about the much-hated hottie, Melkor Unchained after lookin' him up in the pics thread.
Much hated? By whom?

Melkor is pure gold. *sigh*

You're pretty yummy yourself you know...

At work, here on NS, in your favourite cafe, bookstore, music shop....who do you come across now and again that gives you that little 'thrill'? Yes...you people in relationships too...I find that people who've been together with someone for a year or two may not have any of these little 'thrills' because they are so caught up in their partner, but eventually, it comes back:). That doesn't mean you are a bad person, or that you're going to follow through on any attraction you might feel.

So? Who thrills you, why, and how do you deal with it?

You thrill me. Cuz you're intelligent, fiesty and hot, in that order. I deal with it by throwing myself at you every chance I get ;)

And that's what I mean...I don't want bloated steroid-monkey muscles...but thinking a guy is a stringbean, and then realising he's actually quite fit is kind of a shock...and a bit of a turn on...but I like people who look conservative, and give you a hint that they are quite wild underneath it all. Women, for example, in a nice business suit, with some racy lingerie on underneath...that is much hotter than a good-looking woman in a slutty outfit...in my mind.


Ok-you are at convention and I catch your eye. I'm in a tailored blue suit with a good haircut and a cream colored tie-I glance over,see you looking at me and without cracking a smile, cross my eyes and stick my toungue down to my chin... then straighten my face out as if it never happened.
Thats me-I've done things like this with girls that show a second of interest a million times. Some get a kick out of it and we keep it up. Some blush and turn away. Some huff, snort and look away. A few have found a way to meet up and BS a little later.

You thrill me. Cuz you're intelligent, fiesty and hot, in that order. I deal with it by throwing myself at you every chance I get ;)
I feel like I haven't 'seen' you in ages! Did you take a bit of a break this summer?

Sharing classes! Ha ha! That's great!

I'd have to say it's an interesting concept. :)

Ok-you are at convention and I catch your eye. I'm in a tailored blue suit with a good haircut and a cream colored tie-I glance over,see you looking at me and without cracking a smile, cross my eyes and stick my toungue down to my chin... then straighten my face out as if it never happened.
Thats me-I've done things like this with girls that show a second of interest a million times. Some get a kick out of it and we keep it up. Some blush and turn away. Some huff, snort and look away. A few have found a way to meet up and BS a little later.
I can definately see how a long tongue would spark some interest...:)

Mmm. Damnit, the hubby's not back until next week...I need to stop with the stimulation!!!!

(if only I could have two husbands....) :eek:

*sigh*

I loves my AlphaGeek, but you just sound soooo yummy! :eek:

Thats awesome ! -keep loving him.
And I'm flattered-not to mention, thrilled by your attention. But I only mention the good parts and I have a way of painting an image in your head. Maybe I know what you want to imagine.
Sooner or later I'll figure out the pic thing. Then we'll find out I'm right out of your nightmares!! ;)

Tatoos...hmmm...I really love conservative-looking guys, or geeky-looking guys that have a tatoo you don't normally see...then you catch a glimpse and all of a sudden you think, 'hey, this guy might be more wild than I thought!'. Mmmm...or the same type of guy who you think is a bit skinny, but then you get a better look one day and you realise there is a ripped bod under all those clothes...

I'm both of those. I meet women all the time that would swear on their life I'm thirty pounds lighter than I am *ahem*. And I got a tattoo in the military that sits high on my shoulder so it can only be seen when I wear a sleeveless shirt. I've had friends for years that are shocked when they see it. I love it when people finally realize that my clean-cut, goldenboy image is just something I put on for work.

Sharing classes! Ha ha! That's great!

I'd have to say it's an interesting concept. :)
But really...'sharing' is something that needs to be thought about consciously and discussed. And your own comfort levels need to be analysed, and the various aspects (like making sure it doesn't turn into an affair, or lead to cheating) needs to be figured out. I think a couple that has done this sort of thing and is comfortable with it has a lot to teach those who are considering it.

Plus you could write it off as 'educational' :D

I feel like I haven't 'seen' you in ages! Did you take a bit of a break this summer?

I was traveling the country for ten days. I had to do a two-day presentation in Salt Lake City and then help a friend move to Albuquerque. Still don't know if we got the job for the presentation. The move was fun. We stopped all along the way to visit reservations and historical sites. I just got back on Monday.

Sharing classes! Ha ha! That's great!

I'd have to say it's an interesting concept. :)


More commonly reffered to as an orgy...

Sooner or later I'll figure out the pic thing. Then we'll find out I'm right out of your nightmares!! ;)
The problem with pictures is that they only give you a little peek into what someone is actually like in person. So many people don't really look in RL like they do in their pictures...for better or worse, and there are so many things that can't come through, like mannerisms, SMELL, voice, and so on. Some people are just damn hot in RL and look blah in their pics. So I don't invest too much of my perception of people in their photos.

But really...'sharing' is something that needs to be thought about consciously and discussed. And your own comfort levels need to be analysed, and the various aspects (like making sure it doesn't turn into an affair, or lead to cheating) needs to be figured out. I think a couple that has done this sort of thing and is comfortable with it has a lot to teach those who are considering it.

Plus you could write it off as 'educational' :D


we'll even have a "Graduation Ceremony" and I will give you a Dickploma

Mmm. Damnit, the hubby's not back until next week...I need to stop with the stimulation!!!!




I know you make sure he is happy to return every time though...

More commonly reffered to as an orgy...


Hey I'm workign on getting my "school" accredited by NASCA :p

More commonly reffered to as an orgy...
Na...that's too open. Sounds like 'anyone can show up'. I'm a bit more discriminating than that:)

And couples are nice because there is less chance you'll form relationship-breaking attachments with others...

The problem with pictures is that they only give you a little peek into what someone is actually like in person. So many people don't really look in RL like they do in their pictures...for better or worse, and there are so many things that can't come through, like mannerisms, SMELL, voice, and so on. Some people are just damn hot in RL and look blah in their pics. So I don't invest too much of my perception of people in their photos.

It does give you a good idea though.

we'll even have a "Graduation Ceremony" and I will give you a Dickploma
....I've always wanted one of those :D

Thats awesome ! -keep loving him.
And I'm flattered-not to mention, thrilled by your attention. But I only mention the good parts and I have a way of painting an image in your head. Maybe I know what you want to imagine.
Sooner or later I'll figure out the pic thing. Then we'll find out I'm right out of your nightmares!! ;)


Possibly...I tend to have strange taste in men anyway, and variable for that matter.

If someone had shown me a picture of AlphaGeek before I'd ever met him and told me 'this is the guy you'll end up marrying and have two children with' I would have laughed in their faces. He wasn't and still isn't, 'my type'. However, he is one of the few people in this world I trust and he makes me laugh. He takes my hperactive Aries personality and calms it right down. I love that.

So once again, if I'm flattering you it's not because of what I imagine you look like - because I find I have no clear mental image of you. I'm flattery and flirty because I like your online personality.

There's others I like for the same reason...Sumamba, Gymoor, but then again, I do know what they look like, but I liked their posts before I saw them. Just remember that.

Hey I'm workign on getting my "school" accredited by NASCA :p

You know I have to ask what the "NASCA" is-and you're not just the president, you're a member too?

I know you make sure he is happy to return every time though...
Well, after his last run of 5 1/2 weeks away, I hardly saw him for the three weeks he was home, because he was busy moving his parents and fixing up their new house! I didn't get a chance to really work my lust out of my system, and he's only back this time for a week so he can get back on his original schedule...I warned him that he better not step foot in his folk's place because I'm planning on taking a couple days off and wearing him out!

....I've always wanted one of those :D


I see promise in you. I'm sure you get top honors

I see promise in you. I'm sure you get top honors
Bottom honours is fine too!

I can definately see how a long tongue would spark some interest...:)

Mmm. Damnit, the hubby's not back until next week...I need to stop with the stimulation!!!!

(if only I could have two husbands....) :eek:


Well the only thing stopping you is the pesky law, and personal morals. I think it's fair to say there's nothing really stopping you...


Hmm.... what do I fantasise about? Well, I'll end up fantasising about CLs tongue tonight, no doubt. Things like that tend to linger on the mind. :D Aside from that, I have plenty of fantasies.... but none usually involving specific people. Ok... I have one right now, but it's nothing more than actually meeting a person I've been talking to for a while now online. Nothing more.

Possibly...I tend to have strange taste in men anyway, and variable for that matter.

If someone had shown me a picture of AlphaGeek before I'd ever met him and told me 'this is the guy you'll end up marrying and have two children with' I would have laughed in their faces. He wasn't and still isn't, 'my type'. However, he is one of the few people in this world I trust and he makes me laugh. He takes my hperactive Aries personality and calms it right down. I love that.

So once again, if I'm flattering you it's not because of what I imagine you look like - because I find I have no clear mental image of you. I'm flattery and flirty because I like your online personality.

There's others I like for the same reason...Sumamba, Gymoor, but then again, I do know what they look like, but I liked their posts before I saw them. Just remember that.

*flattered*

I liked you before I saw your pic too!

You know I have to ask what the "NASCA" is-and you're not just the president, you're a member too?


from their website: NASCA is an Association of Clubs, Events, Services and others related to the Swinger / Lifestyle Community.

I was a member for one year a while ago and never went to any of their events.

So once again, if I'm flattering you it's not because of what I imagine you look like - because I find I have no clear mental image of you. I'm flattery and flirty because I like your online personality.

There's others I like for the same reason...Sumamba, Gymoor, but then again, I do know what they look like, but I liked their posts before I saw them. Just remember that.That's so true. I find a number of posters here very attractive because of how they come accross online. If pictures are posted, it doesn't really change my initial attraction all that much. I kind of wish I grew up in THIS age, where you could get to know people BEFORE you meet them, instead of the other way around...I think I'd have had some better relationships that way.

Bottom honours is fine too!


LOL

You'll definitely get them

from their website: NASCA is an Association of Clubs, Events, Services and others related to the Swinger / Lifestyle Community.

I was a member for one year a while ago and never went to any of their events.
Yeah...I don't know if it would be worthwhile to get involved in that community...though it might make it easier to 'hook up'...it just seems a bit odd...

Possibly...I tend to have strange taste in men anyway, and variable for that matter.

If someone had shown me a picture of AlphaGeek before I'd ever met him and told me 'this is the guy you'll end up marrying and have two children with' I would have laughed in their faces. He wasn't and still isn't, 'my type'. However, he is one of the few people in this world I trust and he makes me laugh. He takes my hperactive Aries personality and calms it right down. I love that.

So once again, if I'm flattering you it's not because of what I imagine you look like - because I find I have no clear mental image of you. I'm flattery and flirty because I like your online personality.

There's others I like for the same reason...Sumamba, Gymoor, but then again, I do know what they look like, but I liked their posts before I saw them. Just remember that.

*S* I dont know what to say besides I much rather prefer you liking how I am than what I look like. I guess in here. you get a decent idea of what I'm like. In here,I'm mostly about having some fun, making people laugh,flirt and shock when conditions permit. Sometimes when they dont.

And maybe its better if I remain indistinct imagewise.

Hmm.... what do I fantasise about? Well, I'll end up fantasising about CLs tongue tonight, no doubt. Things like that tend to linger on the mind. :D

I'm all about the people around me being happy, my friend. Use it in good health!

*flattered*

I liked you before I saw your pic too!


I liked her before the pics too-I must say I was very pleased when she posted them.

That's so true. I find a number of posters here very attractive because of how they come accross online. If pictures are posted, it doesn't really change my initial attraction all that much. I kind of wish I grew up in THIS age, where you could get to know people BEFORE you meet them, instead of the other way around...I think I'd have had some better relationships that way.

Yeah, the only thing about it is I'm much less eloquent in RL. I would hate to think that someone would be disappointed in the way I speak upon meeting. It's strange; I can think of exactly what to say and how to say it, then I start to speak and it comes out all jumbled and goofy. I need to have a keyboard and one of those scrolling signs over my head for people to read.

Well the only thing stopping you is the pesky law, and personal morals. I think it's fair to say there's nothing really stopping you...


Hmm.... what do I fantasise about? Well, I'll end up fantasising about CLs tongue tonight, no doubt. Things like that tend to linger on the mind. :D Aside from that, I have plenty of fantasies.... but none usually involving specific people. Ok... I have one right now, but it's nothing more than actually meeting a person I've been talking to for a while now online. Nothing more.

I'm careful not to interact with you too much. People mix us up enough as it is.

Yeah, the only thing about it is I'm much less eloquent in RL. I would hate to think that someone would be disappointed in the way I speak upon meeting. It's strange; I can think of exactly what to say and how to say it, then I start to speak and it comes out all jumbled and goofy. I need to have a keyboard and one of those scrolling signs over my head for people to read.
Kehehehehee...I know what you mean! But I can't erase what I've said and start over in RL either......and I can avoid NS when I'm not in a good mood, or I'm blah, so NSers don't have to interact with me when I'm boring or irritated.

And maybe its better if I remain indistinct imagewise.

Well, that's certainly up to you, but I remain curious.

Okay, I'm off people, the baby is singing her 'I'm hungry' song and those dishes aren't going to get washed by themselves. :)

I'm both of those. I meet women all the time that would swear on their life I'm thirty pounds lighter than I am *ahem*. And I got a tattoo in the military that sits high on my shoulder so it can only be seen when I wear a sleeveless shirt. I've had friends for years that are shocked when they see it. I love it when people finally realize that my clean-cut, goldenboy image is just something I put on for work.

See, this is why you think I'm on vacation. You're always too busy flirting with someone else. I get no reply.

I'm careful not to interact with you too much. People mix us up enough as it is.
Nah. The name is only slightly similar, but you two post completely differently.

Kehehehehee...I know what you mean! But I can't erase what I've said and start over in RL either......and I can avoid NS when I'm not in a good mood, or I'm blah, so NSers don't have to interact with me when I'm boring or irritated.

That is such a blatant lie. You spend a lot of time on here when you're irritated. Want proof? Here's a couple of smilies. :sniper:
:rolleyes:
:)
:mad:
:headbang:
:cool:
:gundge:
:fluffle:

Well, that's certainly up to you, but I remain curious.

Okay, I'm off people, the baby is singing her 'I'm hungry' song and those dishes aren't going to get washed by themselves. :)

Have a great weekend, you sweet thing!!! :D

Oh, god, loads of people. Male and female.

See, this is why you think I'm on vacation. You're always too busy flirting with someone else. I get no reply.
I'm a whore, what can I say?

I don't need to reply to everything...I have read, understood, and it is good. If I have nothing to add, I prefer not to fill empty space needlessly :p

Well, that's certainly up to you, but I remain curious.

Okay, I'm off people, the baby is singing her 'I'm hungry' song and those dishes aren't going to get washed by themselves. :)
Don't remind me (thinks of the mess waiting at home)...I prefer the hot fantasies to the boring reality right now...ESPECIALLY considering I don't get any for at least a week:(

Have a good night!

Nah. The name is only slightly similar, but you two post completely differently.

And yet it happens.

That is such a blatant lie. You spend a lot of time on here when you're irritated. Want proof? Here's a couple of smilies.

Well, me being irritated and political is much different than me just being plain irritated. And at least I can't physically harm you in NS (not like I could in RL, though I may try...)!

Oh, god, loads of people. Male and female.
An active imagination is a good thing!

That is such a blatant lie. You spend a lot of time on here when you're irritated. Want proof? Here's a couple of smilies. :sniper:
:rolleyes:
:)
:mad:
:headbang:
:cool:
:gundge:
:fluffle:

yeah-Sin's only bearable when she's singing or fuck-talking. Otherwise, she bores me till my eyes glass over or irritates the shit out of me.


yet,I'm still powerfully drawn. its the moon cycles. I know it. She's got that native moon ritual interfering with my lycanthropic lunacy...

And yet it happens.Doesn't mean you shouldn't interact. People will figure it out eventually.

Much hated? By whom?
Melkor is pure gold. *sigh*
They're out there, but they're misinformed. ;)


You're pretty yummy yourself you know...
See, I'm all out there until I'm complimented, then I'm shy. But thanks, sweetie. :fluffle:

An active imagination is a good thing!
Aye, well, it's all I've got really.

By the way Sin... Where can a guy get a peek at your Cannuck Goddessship?

yeah-Sin's only bearable when she's singing or fuck-talking. Otherwise, she bores me till my eyes glass over or irritates the shit out of me.
Ay Carn...if you really want to get me hot though, you need to talk politics at least once and a while...I'm a junkie! Fuck-talking and politics go hand in hand...you might hear me moaning obscenities and a "SMASH THE STATE" in the same session... :D

And I like it when you get irritated! You're more likely to bite...

yet,I'm still powerfully drawn. its the moon cycles. I know it. She's got that native moon ritual interfering with my lycanthropic lunacy...
I love how you heckle me in all the political threads. You shit. :D

I'm a *POST*whore, what can I say?

I don't need to reply to everything...I have read, understood, and it is good. If I have nothing to add, I prefer not to fill empty space needlessly :p

Your post count screams otherwise....!!!! ;)

They're out there, but they're misinformed. ;)



See, I'm all out there until I'm complimented, then I'm shy. But thanks, sweetie. :fluffle:
Well it's not the first time I've noticed your hotness...but you were never around to mention it to directly!

So...

Yum.

Nah. The name is only slightly similar, but you two post completely differently.

argh! Now you've got me completely curious.... indulge, please!



And Jocabia... I did toy with making a puppet called Jorcabia just there... but I'm not evil enough, nor do I have enough willpower, to go about actually doing it :D


It would be horribly odd if we were both physically similar though.

Aye, well, it's all I've got really.
Yeah...that's probably true for most of us, most of the time. If we could all have as much sex as we fantasise about, we'd never have time for anything else...

Well, me being irritated and political is much different than me just being plain irritated. And at least I can't physically harm you in NS (not like I could in RL, though I may try...)!

Pfft... I could totally take you. I don't care how tough you are.

Aye, well, it's all I've got really.


Well- there's plenty to go around in here-dont be shy!!! But you may have to wait for my tongue as Jordaxia likely wont be finished for a bit.

I FEEL SO USED!!!

By the way Sin... Where can a guy get a peek at your Cannuck Goddessship?
When I leave NS for good:) I don't want to find out I'm fuck-talking with my students (and visa versa)!!!

Your post count screams otherwise....!!!! ;)
Screw you newbie. Every post I make is well-thought out, full of meaning, and furthers the discussion!

argh! Now you've got me completely curious.... indulge, please! No biggy...it's just that I can see how people could get your two names mixed up, but once they get to know your posting styles, it's kind of like a 'voice'...you can't really mix you two up!

argh! Now you've got me completely curious.... indulge, please!



And Jocabia... I did toy with making a puppet called Jorcabia just there... but I'm not evil enough, nor do I have enough willpower, to go about actually doing it :D


It would be horribly odd if we were both physically similar though.

6'1", 200 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, broad shoulders, generally most people call me skinny, including Sinuhue. There's a pic of me in the pic thread.

And a Jorcabia puppet would NOT be funny!

Pfft... I could totally take you. I don't care how tough you are.
Where would you take me to?

You're right, I couldn't do much physically, I just get snippy. I try to avoid getting like that here. Sometimes I fail, but mostly I've been good;)

Ay Carn...if you really want to get me hot though, you need to talk politics at least once and a while...I'm a junkie! Fuck-talking and politics go hand in hand...you might hear me moaning obscenities and a "SMASH THE STATE" in the same session... :D

And I like it when you get irritated! You're more likely to bite...


I love how you heckle me in all the political threads. You shit. :D


I just cant get that serious... I'm here to live, not make policy.

you have any clue how terrible things will be when some wattery tart distributing swords makes me king?

Its only a matter of time now before I'm in your mind every time your eyes close. Like when the cat is falling asleep and the dog is a little closer every time the cat groggily blinks...and the dog has a baseball bat behind his back...

Screw you newbie. Every post I make is well-thought out, full of meaning, and furthers the discussion!

Uh-huh.

Yeah...that's probably true for most of us, most of the time. If we could all have as much sex as we fantasise about, we'd never have time for anything else...

For me, its only a couple times a minute. I am making an honest effort though. ask my wife.

I just cant get that serious... I'm here to live, not make policy.Hey, I'm just telling you what my buttons are. You don't HAVE to push them...

I just cant get that serious... I'm here to live, not make policy.

you have any clue how terrible things will be when some wattery tart distributing swords makes me king?

Its only a matter of time now before I'm in your mind every time your eyes close. Like when the cat is falling asleep and the dog is a little closer every time the cat groggily blinks...and the dog has a baseball bat behind his back...

What kind of weak dogs are you hanging out with, man? Brings a weapon to fight a cat. (Yes, yes, I know, it's from a cartoon).

For me, its only a couple times a minute. I am making an honest effort though. ask my wife.
You should have a stern talk with my husband about his duties!

(or at least have him leave me with a budget for batteries....)

When I leave NS for good:) I don't want to find out I'm fuck-talking with my students (and visa versa)!!!
After all the time I've spent here, how'd I miss the tidbit teacher part?

Okay, based on that alone, you're def a hottie. ;)

Obviously, I was a boy who fantasized about his smart teachers. Mmmmmm, educational temptresses... Arrrrrrrrghhhlbgrgr.

So what's with all the lucky kids hookin' up with hottie teachers? Bastards!

EDIT:
(Y)ou might hear me moaning obscenities and a "SMASH THE STATE" in the same session.
OMG, I'm sprung for an hour, minimum. :D

Screw you newbie. Every post I make is well-thought out, full of meaning, and furthers the discussion!

*L* you blathering addle-brained queen of the harpys!!

6'1", 200 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, broad shoulders, generally most people call me skinny, including Sinuhue. There's a pic of me in the pic thread.


5' 3/4"... 10 and a bit stone (140lbs?)... dark hair, blue eyes, narrow-ish shoulders...


Nope, I don't think I need to worry about a doppleganger. Damn. That'd have been amazingness.

So what's with all the lucky kids hookin' up with hottie teachers? Bastards!
It doesn't happen nearly as much as some students pretend it does. :D

So has anyone said TInk?

So what's with all the lucky kids hookin' up with hottie teachers? Bastards!

Me and my french teacher in 11th grade. hee-hee...

It wasnt such a crime back them. I guess unless someone found out.

*L* you blathering addle-brained queen of the harpys!!
You dithering dickwad.

I'm in no mood for pointless postulations or in forming a sodality of semi-axiomatic utterances.

Me and my french teacher in 11th grade. hee-hee...

It wasnt such a crime back them. I guess unless someone found out.
Really? You bastard! That's so a time-constrained fantasy. You can fake it, but never make it.

Did I mention you're a lucky bastard?

Umm, lemme think.

Pretty much every attractive woman I've ever met between 16 and 24.

Yes, I'm a pretty standard guy.

OMG, I'm sprung for an hour, minimum. :D
Sex and politics...I don't know why people act like they aren't compatible...!

Hey, I'm just telling you what my buttons are. You don't HAVE to push them...


Certainly not my style-I'd rather rub,lick and bite them.

You dithering dickwad.

I'm in no mood for pointless postulations or in forming a sodality of semi-axiomatic utterances.
You probably don't know it, but that was incredibly hot.

Really? You bastard! That's so a time-constrained fantasy. You can fake it, but never make it.

Did I mention you're a lucky bastard?


Even luckier a few years later when I called her and got her to put in the good word for me at the company her new husband owned. I met him for lunch and was hired on the spot.

Umm, lemme think.

Pretty much every attractive woman I've ever met between 16 and 24.

Yes, I'm a pretty standard guy.
24??? Really, sir; You're limiting yourself severely. Most of the time (in the real world), women over 25 have a much better idea of how to work with the toolbox. ;)

Oh, a little story about teachers and fuck-talk...I was, for a while, writing some rather erotic stories and sharing them with others in a forum, and one guy in particular was quite enamored of my writing style. We exchanged a bit of information, and I found out he was a professor at my University! Now, I was already graduated by then, but I found out he was actually teaching a course I'd taken (though someone else had it back then), and I thought...how weird...imagine I'd been his student, known his kinks, and approached him after class....well, it lead to all sorts of very detailed fantasies involving me hiding in the podium while he lectured and so on...

But since I'm not a teacher at the University level, such information in the minds of my students would be pretty bad.

Sex and politics...I don't know why people act like they aren't compatible...!

Not this people, uh, person. *fans self*

You probably don't know it, but that was incredibly hot.

Only because you liked the way she wiped her lower lip off after her breathy bloviating.

Oh, a little story about teachers and fuck-talk...I was, for a while, writing some rather erotic stories and sharing them with others in a forum, and one guy in particular was quite enamored of my writing style. We exchanged a bit of information, and I found out he was a professor at my University! Now, I was already graduated by then, but I found out he was actually teaching a course I'd taken (though someone else had it back then), and I thought...how weird...imagine I'd been his student, known his kinks, and approached him after class....well, it lead to all sorts of very detailed fantasies involving me hiding in the podium while he lectured and so on...

But since I'm not a teacher at the University level, such information in the minds of my students would be pretty bad.

Do you tutor? Because I really need to bone up on my Spanish.

Certainly not my style-I'd rather rub,lick and bite them.
That works too....mind if recite the Zapatista Revolutionary Law for Women in Spanish while you do that?

24??? Really, sir; You're limiting yourself severely. Most of the time (in the real world), women over 25 have a much better idea of how to work with the toolbox. ;)

Perhaps. Of course, being a younger person (20), I just am not attracted to most women over 25.

Even luckier a few years later when I called her and got her to put in the good word for me at the company her new husband owned. I met him for lunch and was hired on the spot.
Twice the bastard, but three times the points for answering opportunity's knock.

Oh, a little story about teachers and fuck-talk...I was, for a while, writing some rather erotic stories and sharing them with others in a forum, and one guy in particular was quite enamored of my writing style. We exchanged a bit of information, and I found out he was a professor at my University! Now, I was already graduated by then, but I found out he was actually teaching a course I'd taken (though someone else had it back then), and I thought...how weird...imagine I'd been his student, known his kinks, and approached him after class....well, it lead to all sorts of very detailed fantasies involving me hiding in the podium while he lectured and so on...

But since I'm not a teacher at the University level, such information in the minds of my students would be pretty bad.

I understand and agree. I can imagine the feeling you had when you learned who he was.
Its safe to say I'm not one of your students. I would have treated you like the pig you are at the start of last semester.

You probably don't know it, but that was incredibly hot.
Mmmmmm....like in the movie Threesome (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111418/) where the chick gets off when the guys read big words to her....hmmm....good to know! Revolutionary talk, obscenities, and erudite phrases... ;)

24??? Really, sir; You're limiting yourself severely. Most of the time (in the real world), women over 25 have a much better idea of how to work with the toolbox. ;)
Yup. Experience makes a world of difference...

That works too....mind if recite the Zapatista Revolutionary Law for Women in Spanish while you do that?

Yeah-The Great Shoe Rebellion will keep me focused...

more likely your eyes would be rolled back in your head and you'd be speaking in tongues...

Do you tutor? Because I really need to bone up on my Spanish.
ROFL....now I'm going to have tutoring fantasies...sheesh...you guys, I'm not going to last this week!!!!!!!!

Twice the bastard, but three times the points for answering opportunity's knock.


Thank you, thank you. It worked out good for all of us. And eliminated those pesky backround checks. And a nicer, above entry level company car too.

ROFL....now I'm going to have tutoring fantasies...sheesh...you guys, I'm not going to last this week!!!!!!!!

*quickly starts searching for plane tickets even though he's not sure where she lives*

Do you tutor? Because I really need to bone up on my Spanish.


Yep- And she'll have to call you "Napoleon Boneuphard".

I can see the fantasy now- "Damnit,Jocabia-you arent paying attention to your conjugations!!!"
And Sin sitting on his face for 10 seconds longer than the last time as his punishment...

Yeah-The Great Shoe Rebellion will keep me focused... heheheheheheheheeee....(for those who don't get it, zapato = shoe in Spanish)

more likely your eyes would be rolled back in your head and you'd be speaking in tongues...
Well, I've got four languages to choose from...and I can always make up words if the situation warrants it!

I can see the fantasy now- "Damnit,Jocabia-you arent paying attention to your conjugations!!!"
And Sin sitting on his face for 10 seconds longer than the last time as his punishment...
Seriously, I'm going to get in trouble if you guys keep making me laugh like this!

Ah...the discipline issues...the reward system...I'm going to have some good material for tonight's solo session :eek:

heheheheheheheheeee....(for those who don't get it, zapato = shoe in Spanish)


Well, I've got four languages to choose from...and I can always make up words if the situation warrants it!

Hmmm..you act as though you'll voluntarily be able to make sounds...
Though looking back, I shoulda said "speaking ON tongues" instead of "IN".

Hmmm..you act as though you'll voluntarily be able to make sounds...
Though looking back, I shoulda said "speaking ON tongues" instead of "IN".
*has to stop reading, is getting weird looks for squirming in her seat*

Seriously, I'm going to get in trouble if you guys keep making me laugh like this!

Ah...the discipline issues...the reward system...I'm going to have some good material for tonight's solo session :eek:


I dont know where everyone else went. I 'm wasting all my funny shit on you. Maybe their bosses looked over their shoulders at their screens and they're all getting written up now.

I dont know where everyone else went. I 'm wasting all my funny shit on you.

Hijo de puta!

Maybe their bosses looked over their shoulders at their screens and they're all getting written up now.
I suspect the same thing...

*has to stop reading, is getting weird looks for squirming in her seat*


*L* Some proper bitty glaring at you now, thinking "Well! That filthy little heathen, using our internet provider for her smut!! " And setting her jaw so her pasty pale gobbler waggles a bit.

I wonder what Jocabia is doing? He's still online...

...maybe he's taking a 'break'?

Seriously, I'm going to get in trouble if you guys keep making me laugh like this!

Ah...the discipline issues...the reward system...I'm going to have some good material for tonight's solo session :eek:

"Jocabia, you have to trill the r's."
*Makes tongue vibrate*

*L* Some proper bitty glaring at you now, thinking "Well! That filthy little heathen, using our internet provider for her smut!! " And setting her jaw so her pasty pale gobbler waggles a bit.
And here I was sure you were going to say something about wanting to 'squirm in my seat'... :eek:

I wonder what Jocabia is doing? He's still online...

...maybe he's taking a 'break'?

Jocabia was driving home. It took me ten minutes. That's not even a sixth of the time...

"Jocabia, you have to trill the r's."
*Makes tongue vibrate*
It's an essential skill...if you master it, you should be rewarded! And if you need practice, I'll be more than happy to schedule exhaustive practice sessions until you build up proper tongue strength!

Hijo de puta!




Hijo de puta?

Chinca tu, perra asquerosa !!!


*L*


Estoy embramando solamente-usted sabe eso... :D

Jocabia was driving home. It took me ten minutes. That's not even a sixth of the time...
Wow!

And here I was sure you were going to say something about wanting to 'squirm in my seat'... :eek:

that would be if you were sitting on my face...

Hijo de puta?

Chinca tu, perra asquerosa !!!

*L*

Estoy embramando solamente-usted sabe eso... :D
Usted! So polite...almost makes me forget the Mexican slang and the fact that you called me a disgusting biatch.... :eek:

Well timed, those words are golden...otherwise, they might get you in trouble!

well-its about time for me to fire up the grill.

Parting can be such sweet sorrow...