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Ok. What do you think is the worst movie ever? Please explain. My personal worst is Catwoman. I don't care if Halle Berry were naked, that still would've sucked.

Starship Troopers was really, really bad. And they made a sequel... XXX2 can't be any good, either.

Hmm...I thought that Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones sucked more awesomely than most films. The way I see it, a movie isn't bad if you laugh at it unintentionally. For example, when I first saw Plan 9 From Outer Space, I laughed so hard I feel out of my chair. I can't laugh at Attack of the Clones.

Starship Troopers was really, really bad. And they made a sequel... XXX2 can't be any good, either.

I always thought Starship Troopers was awesome. I saw it when I was 7 though, so basically all I got from it was "Wow! That was a HUGE kaboom!"
But yeah, I heard XXX-2 sucked some serious @$$.

Team America. I loved the movie but I still know its the worst one I've ever seen.

Citizen Kane. Two hours of crap to find out some ol' bastard misses his sled. Yeah I ruined the ending. So what? It is sucks.

got the worst movie... 'They Live' Starring Roddy Piper (yes, the wrestler who also appeared in Spiderman)

Also, whatchamacallit...that movie by Disney...ah! Dinosaur! Now that SUCKED.

From Dusk Till Dawn is the worst movie ever, even if Quentin Tarantino was a part of it.

Citizen Kane. Two hours of crap to find out some ol' bastard misses his sled. Yeah I ruined the ending. So what? It is sucks.

Haha. You didn't get the movie then, it has nothing to do with the sled!

Citizen Kane. Two hours of crap to find out some ol' bastard misses his sled. Yeah I ruined the ending. So what? It is sucks.

I saw that when I was 5. The entire time I thought I was, well, wasting my time. But then again, would you show a 5 year old Oliver Twist and expect him/her to comprehend it?

Haha. You didn't get the movie then, it has nothing to do with the sled!

Then why does everyone remember what the sled's name is?!

Starship troopers 2 And RETURN TO OZ. Im not sure how many people have seen Return to Oz, but is sucks.

Ok. What do you think is the worst movie ever? Please explain. My personal worst is Catwoman. I don't care if Halle Berry were naked, that still would've sucked.
Plan 9 From Outer Space, or perhaps Titanic.

I saw that when I was 5. The entire time I thought I was, well, wasting my time. But then again, would you show a 5 year old Oliver Twist and expect him/her to comprehend it?

Well I saw Chariots of Fire when I was 5 and it bored the heck out of me - now it's one of my favorite films. Ditto for Gandhi - the only time I think I woke up was the Amritsar Massacre scene. Kids just like things that go Kaboom.

On the other hand I loved Iron Eagle 1 when I was a kid and spent $20 to buy it and say, WHAT WAS I THINKING!!

I'm a Film Major, forgive me.
Cathenia

Then why does everyone remember what the sled's name is?!

Because... What he calls the sled, "Rosebud," is also the name of the woman he love's genitalia.

Titanic. Big yawn.

Ok. What do you think is the worst movie ever? Please explain. My personal worst is Catwoman. I don't care if Halle Berry were naked, that still would've sucked.
i dont know, it would have been a little better if she had been.

Then why does everyone remember what the sled's name is?!

Because he says it at the start of the movie and that's been spoofed so many times by SNOOPY.

Cathenia

Plan 9 from Outer Space was voted worst movie and worst direction of all time at the golden Turkey festival.

I also saw a poster in a video store for "Land Before Time 9: the search for the fire Gem or the Mystic lake or the golden prostitute or whatever the fuck it is they are looking for this time". I remember seeing the original when I was 5 (hand drawn animation). That means they're averaging one almost every year. This one was crappy CGI, probably 5 frames per second, straight to video schlock. I think that might be candidate for worst movie ever, but unfortunately nobody is brave enough to watch it and find out.

Because... What he calls the sled is also the name of the woman he love's genitalia.

You're mixing it up dearie. The name is ... you know. Now the rumor going around at the time is that the name was the pet name for either Marion Davis or her genitalia. Marion Davis was the mistress of William Randolph Hearst, who Welles based the movie on (and who later, through connections, tried to kill the film and even have the negatives burned!)

I was Sergei Eisenstein in a past life, trust me on this,
Cathenia

I think that Napoleon Dynamite was the worst movie ever made. It had bad acting, no storyline or plot whatsoever, and the only part that I even chuckled at (very softly mind you) was when the farmer shot the cow (or was it a horse) with the busload of young children driving by. Something is wrong with that. I can only describe the movie as a two hour waste of my life as I waited for something even remotely amusing to happen. (Which, I might add, was in vain).

I used to work in a video store while going to Uni, the absolute worst movie of all time is... Chicken Park.

A 'Jurassic Park' spoof film in which a mad scientist breeds giant chickens and they escape to attack the people on the mad scientists island.

Made in Italy with highly sexual jokes which mostly died as they were more stupid than funny. ie a homosexual chicken which is enticed out of the jungle by a village people look alike.

Only movie I have ever turned off.

PS - Starship Troopers rocks and Starship Troopers 2 sucks big time, but I still watched it all the way thru. "Fresh meat for the grinder!"

Titanic. Big yawn.

I don't know. Can't argue with success I guess. Titanic and Star Wars Episode IV - the greatest B MOVIES ever made.

But Titanic has (pardon the pun) a solid structure I think, it's partly based on Citizen Kane structurally at least - guy is searching for a mysterious object (Titanic: Heart of the Ocean/C.K:the mysterious last words of Kane, 'Rosebud'), guy must 'travel back in time' through the narratives of a character (Old Rose) or characters (the memoirs, Mr. Bernstein, Jed Leyland, Susan Alexander Kane, the Butler) to discover it and finds out so much and yet never finds out in the end. It's dramatic irony at its loveliest and most profound.

Cathenia

No no no... Spondge Bob Square Pants Movie was on the other day. Is has to the single worst movie ever made. Every actor and actress that participated in making that film should be found and shot for being so stupid. I just cannot comprehend how people could have created such a sinister character as Sponge Bob...whenever I hear his laugh or see him... i usually take 2-4 tylonols... its almost as bad as my Jar Jar Nightmares.

Runners Up:
1. The Beverly Hillbillies Movie
2. Rookie of the Year
3. Surf Ninjas
4. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
5. Honey We Shrunk Ourselves
6. Cold Mountain
7. XXX
8. The Mask
9. Rise Of a NAtion (Classic... humorous... but a waste of 20 hours)
10. The Scooby Doo Movie



FYI. Starship Troopers, where is lacked superb acting did have cool special effects and ok dialogue. It was pretty lame at points, but it was awesome... I always wanted to be a Citizen of the Federation and be like Colonel Carl Jenkins (Ricos telepathic friend)... and end up still using lines from the movie likle "Nuke Em Rico" and "Kill em, Kill em all"

Well, Star wars II was worse than Star Wars III only because III had less dialogue. I was extremely disappointed when I saw Ep III because it was way too rushed. I believe it should have been 4 hrs long, that way they could better transfer. The deaths of all the Jedi lasted a total of about 10 min out of 21/2 hrs. Way too short. But Yoda's "attempted murder" was Awesome!!
Overall I loved the movie. Oh and Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman should not have been in the film: They are TERRIBLE!!


Here is a pretty good comment on the film: "Apart from some of the aforementioned dialogue clunkers and some wobbly pacing, this film is the most satisfying of the prequel trilogy. It is clear that the previous two installments were the groundwork for this, the final payoff. It is also just nice to see old friends again, including the latest return character, Chewbacca."

The Day After Tomorrow
not even able to describe accurately in words how horrible it was
so
gah
even close to accurate in any facet to physics, geology, or any other science...
so
bad

note: Team America was intentionally poorly made...part of it's awesome hilarity

You're mixing it up dearie.

No, I'm not. I wrote a paper on it.

the worst movie ever was collateral. It was retarded. The guy ran. He shot. I write. Subject verb sentences only. Because I'm bored. This is hard. I thought it might be easy. I write simple sentences only. Now I have nothing to talk about. I will talk about collateral and the intensity of it sucking. Arnold Schwartzenegger was a f*cking idiot. He doesn't make a good dad. That is why Jingle All The Way was stupid too. Schwartzenegger is the worst family figure ever. That is why his wife won't have sex with him. He only shoots robots. All simple sentences. No complex sentences. Now I will make a complex sentence because I'm bored but I have nothing else to do. Oops, that was compound. Whatever. I hate Warren G. Harding.

I don't know. Can't argue with success I guess. Titanic and Star Wars Episode IV - the greatest B MOVIES ever made.

Erm... Star Wars Episode IV, a B-Movie?

Plan 9 from Outer Space was voted worst movie and worst direction of all time at the golden Turkey festival.

I also saw a poster in a video store for "Land Before Time 9: the search for the fire Gem or the Mystic lake or the golden prostitute or whatever the fuck it is they are looking for this time". I remember seeing the original when I was 5 (hand drawn animation). That means they're averaging one almost every year. This one was crappy CGI, probably 5 frames per second, straight to video schlock. I think that might be candidate for worst movie ever, but unfortunately nobody is brave enough to watch it and find out.

Did you see ED WOOD? Not a horrible movie by any stretch but a great movie about the most 'horrible movie maker in history' who directed PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. Priceless!!

Cathenia

CAthenia... maybe you dont know what a B-Movie is. B is for "low Budget" film... Star Wars and the Titanic both had high budgets... and were motion picture blockbusters...

B-Movies would be like: The Creature Walks Among Us (1956), The Deadly Mantis (1957), The Island Earth (1955), Plant 9 From Outer Space (1959), Cat Women Of the Moon (1954) etc, etc... of course it wasn't only limited to sci-fi, but Musicals, Thrillers, Westerns, Comedies, and War Movies.

*smacks on head*... Dont disgrace Classic B-Movies by even putting that crap "Titanic" under that title... fool.

Dude, Wheres My Car?

Boring, a plot so ridiculous they didnt even dare tell you the truth in the trailer (that its a movie with a ridiculous alien theme), and not even mildly funny despite watching it high.

CAthenia... maybe you dont know what a B-Movie is. B is for "low Budget" film... Star Wars and the Titanic both had high budgets... and were motion picture blockbusters...

Exactly.

Sorry Cathenia... posted before your new post... Plan 9 From Outer Space is a great movie... even though a B-movie. Ed Wood was a genius... paper plates as flying saucers... good ending too. Not one of my favorite movies, but certainly makes it among my top 50 B-Film list.

Oh and Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman should not have been in the film: They are TERRIBLE!!
Portman's not bad, she's not really getting much to work with off of Hayden (I can't argue with you on that, the Skywalker's seem to have a tradition of being played by lousy actors. Even the kid playing baby Luke was terrible ;) ). She's also working with some of the worst dialogue ever written.

A pretty decent actress, though.

Dude, Wheres My Car?

Boring, a plot so ridiculous they didnt even dare tell you the truth in the trailer (that its a movie with a ridiculous alien theme), and not even mildly funny despite watching it high.

An ALIEN THEME? My god, I thought it was a stoner movie! I'm glad I didn't see it, as my brain surely would have melted.

Because he says it at the start of the movie and that's been spoofed so many times by SNOOPY.

Cathenia

Good point. Snoopy's awesome. I want a Sopthwith Camel.

Portman's not bad, she's not really getting much to work with off of Hayden (I can't argue with you on that, the Skywalker's seem to have a tradition of being played by lousy actors. Even the kid playing baby Luke was terrible ;) ). She's also working with some of the worst dialogue ever written.

A pretty decent actress, though.

Hey, I always thought Mark Hamill was good.

You should totally get Shock Waves... its about these Underwater-Nazi-Zombies. Its hysterical... it was released in 1977, but its is a classic and one for the books. It is kinda lame... but its "UNDERWATER-NAZI-ZOMBIES"... very funny.

http://www.allthingszombie.com/movies/shockwaves.php

Hey, I always thought Mark Hamill was good.

No offense to Hamil, Harrison Ford kicks his @$$ in acting skillz.

And yes, I am a super-loser for spelling "skillz" with a z.

Well, the long awaited movie finally came to the big screens Wednesday night. I waited over an hour in the theater to get good seats with my friends eating popcorn and doing Star Wars trivia. I had my lightsaber, SW clothes, etc. I was pretty psyched up about the whole movie.

As a movie goer, I see tons of stuff on and off the big screen. Movies from the very early days of film to modern classics. I do not distinguish a film as good or bad becuase I like the genre. I may not care for a movie, but will rate it high because it was infact a good movie... just not to my taste.

After seeing Star Wars Epsiode 3: I rate it 2 Stars on a 5 star scale.

The movie's opneing was highly disappointing. The words scrolling up the screen were terrible... who could write such crap! It was so lame. Then the beginning was so stupid. I hated how the tried to make it funny but it was just lame! Seriously... Count Dooku whoops ass in Episode 2... then in Episode 3 he dies 10 mins into the movie. What the hell was that about?

The dialogue during the whole movie seemed to have been written by a fifth grader. Better stuff has been written on subway walls and in bathrooms in Greenwitch Village. Honestly... can we get any more shitty lines than the ones put in this movie? (possibly in Episode 2 when Anakin and Padme are alone on Naboo together... that was bad.)

It's like Lucas tries to cover up terrible writing with action packed excitement. Yeah the action was good... no even good. It was OK! The CGI was terrible I thought. Which covered practically the whole movie. I don't know what there was to actually direct on Lucas' part. Everything was so glossy and fake. It really didn't make me appreciate the movie. The only good part is when all the Jedi are killed.

Plus Jar Jar had to be in the movie.... why?! WHY?!!!!! I mean... if he was gutted and sold at the market... hell... that would have been awesome. But why put him in the movie again... its like a bad dream.

There were still many inconsistancies with the original movies and the books and with these new movies that Lucas has been putting out.

All in all, as a critic of movies... it was a horrible movie. Everyone as Star Wars fans will diasgree with me because they are STAR WARS FANS... and not movie fans.

I thought Starship Troopers was really bad until I saw Space Truckers. It is unbelievably bad!

Plan 9 from Outer Space was voted worst movie and worst direction of all time at the golden Turkey festival.

I also saw a poster in a video store for "Land Before Time 9: the search for the fire Gem or the Mystic lake or the golden prostitute or whatever the fuck it is they are looking for this time". I remember seeing the original when I was 5 (hand drawn animation). That means they're averaging one almost every year. This one was crappy CGI, probably 5 frames per second, straight to video schlock. I think that might be candidate for worst movie ever, but unfortunately nobody is brave enough to watch it and find out.
ROFLMAO!!!! Plan 9 sucked so bad that I began to finally unnderstand why space is a vacume! :D

Well, the long awaited movie finally came to the big screens Wednesday night. I waited over an hour in the theater to get good seats with my friends eating popcorn and doing Star Wars trivia. I had my lightsaber, SW clothes, etc. I was pretty psyched up about the whole movie.

As a movie goer, I see tons of stuff on and off the big screen. Movies from the very early days of film to modern classics. I do not distinguish a film as good or bad becuase I like the genre. I may not care for a movie, but will rate it high because it was infact a good movie... just not to my taste.

After seeing Star Wars Epsiode 3: I rate it 2 Stars on a 5 star scale.

The movie's opneing was highly disappointing. The words scrolling up the screen were terrible... who could write such crap! It was so lame. Then the beginning was so stupid. I hated how the tried to make it funny but it was just lame! Seriously... Count Dooku whoops ass in Episode 2... then in Episode 3 he dies 10 mins into the movie. What the hell was that about?

The dialogue during the whole movie seemed to have been written by a fifth grader. Better stuff has been written on subway walls and in bathrooms in Greenwitch Village. Honestly... can we get any more shitty lines than the ones put in this movie? (possibly in Episode 2 when Anakin and Padme are alone on Naboo together... that was bad.)

It's like Lucas tries to cover up terrible writing with action packed excitement. Yeah the action was good... no even good. It was OK! The CGI was terrible I thought. Which covered practically the whole movie. I don't know what there was to actually direct on Lucas' part. Everything was so glossy and fake. It really didn't make me appreciate the movie. The only good part is when all the Jedi are killed.

Plus Jar Jar had to be in the movie.... why?! WHY?!!!!! I mean... if he was gutted and sold at the market... hell... that would have been awesome. But why put him in the movie again... its like a bad dream.

There were still many inconsistancies with the original movies and the books and with these new movies that Lucas has been putting out.

All in all, as a critic of movies... it was a horrible movie. Everyone as Star Wars fans will diasgree with me because they are STAR WARS FANS... and not movie fans.

Is it worse than Episodes 1 and 2 though? Because those REALLY suck. I find it hard to believe that the 3rd is worse than those two. Because, I mean, those are some pretty bad movies to beat.

(possibly in Episode 2 when Anakin and Padme are alone on Naboo together... that was bad.)

My god, that was awful. I just wanted to curl up in my seat and die...

By the way, what happens to Jar Jar? i.e, how does he die?

By the way, what happens to Jar Jar? i.e, how does he die?
Badly... I hope.

The Blair Witch Project. A waste of fucking time.

I thought Starship Troopers was really bad until I saw Space Truckers. It is unbelievably bad!

Man, I don't even wanna know... But, if somebody showed me, I wouldn't mind. I've seen some pretty disgusting things (courtesy of Kanabia :p).

Caddyshack 2

Man, I don't even wanna know... But, if somebody showed me, I wouldn't mind. I've seen some pretty disgusting things (courtesy of Kanabia :p).Not Disgusting... just...
Bad.

A.I. Artificial Intelligence.

"Can you help me find the blue fairy?"

One of the only movies where I actually walked out of the theater. Enough said.

Hey, I always thought Mark Hamill was good.

Well, he does get upstaged by a Muppet. But that being said, I've always agreed that Hamill actually did a pretty good job throughout the series of changing from a youth spoiling for adventure to a steely Jedi.

And for the record, if there were an Oscar handed out for the actors who did the most with the worst possible dialogue, they would easily go to Hayden Christenson and Natalie Portman. Don't pass off the troubles of Eps. I and II on them (although to be perfectly honest, I don't think the dialogue is quite as clunky as fans make it out to be. After all, you're not exactly going to get a Seduction 101 class at the Jedi Academy, so Anakin's fumbling dialogue is pretty appropriate when you think about it), but rather lay it on who it belongs: George Lucas.

Well, he does get upstaged by a Muppet. But that being said, I've always agreed that Hamill actually did a pretty good job throughout the series of changing from a youth spoiling for adventure to a steely Jedi.

And for the record, if there were an Oscar handed out for the actors who did the most with the worst possible dialogue, they would easily go to Hayden Christenson and Natalie Portman. Don't pass off the troubles of Eps. I and II on them (although to be perfectly honest, I don't think the dialogue is quite as clunky as fans make it out to be. After all, you're not exactly going to get a Seduction 101 class at the Jedi Academy, so Anakin's fumbling dialogue is pretty appropriate when you think about it), but rather lay it on who it belongs: George Lucas.

Agreed.

Not Disgusting... just...
Bad.

Oh, well, then I could probably sit through it :p.

Kung pow Enter the Fist is A horrible movie! If you haven't seen the movie, Dont!! It's horrible and a waste of your time.

Kung pow Enter the Fist is A horrible movie! If you haven't seen the movie, Dont!! It's horrible and a waste of your time.

Really? I thought it was funny.

Robot vs. Aztec Mummy. It's a horrendous low budget sort of horror movie. It isn't even funny, as most of them are, because it lasts forever and is filled with scenes of the robot walking super slowly.

The Blair Witch Project. A waste of fucking time.

I saw bits and pieces of that. The entire time I wanted someone to scream "OH MY F***ING GOD WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!?!?!?!" "It's just a f***ing owl, jack@$$!"

Kung pow Enter the Fist is A horrible movie! If you haven't seen the movie, Dont!! It's horrible and a waste of your time.

That movie is hilarious, man...

I saw bits and pieces of that. The entire time I wanted someone to scream "OH MY F***ING GOD WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!?!?!?!" "It's just a f***ing owl, jack@$$!"

If I were in that movie, it would be over in 3 seconds because I wouldn't even go out into the woods in the first place, and if I ever did I would get my ass out of my tent and bitch slap whoever was messing around with me. I don't give a shit if I heard a "chuckle", I'm gonna go kick some ass.

Kung pow Enter the Fist is A horrible movie! If you haven't seen the movie, Dont!! It's horrible and a waste of your time.

Being the huge fan I am of Jackie Chan and Kung-Foo flicks, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist was quite refreshing. I was funny, in sort of a retarded-Monty Python way.

Nobody mentioned that absolute piece of crap from the founder of that wierdo cult of Scientology L.Ron Hubbard, Battlefield Earth. I mean J ohn Travolta as a cross between a Klingon and a Rastafarian. I pity anybody who wasted their 10 bucks and 2 hours on that garbage. Not only did it suck it wasn't even the slightest bit entertaining. :sniper:

Well, they did have pretty big budgets but plot-wise they ultmately are Buck-Rodgers-style space opera and Romeo-and-Juliet-type melodrama that's been spruced up and dignified. Not saying that they're great pictures but they're at glorified B-pictures.

Cathenia

I suggest checking out http://www.somethingawful.com/reviews/ for some BAD movies. Just be careful, the site isn't exactly friendly for all ages.

Well, he does get upstaged by a Muppet. But that being said, I've always agreed that Hamill actually did a pretty good job throughout the series of changing from a youth spoiling for adventure to a steely Jedi.

And for the record, if there were an Oscar handed out for the actors who did the most with the worst possible dialogue, they would easily go to Hayden Christenson and Natalie Portman. Don't pass off the troubles of Eps. I and II on them (although to be perfectly honest, I don't think the dialogue is quite as clunky as fans make it out to be. After all, you're not exactly going to get a Seduction 101 class at the Jedi Academy, so Anakin's fumbling dialogue is pretty appropriate when you think about it), but rather lay it on who it belongs: George Lucas.

It was a muppet played by Frank Oz, so that kinda lessens the blow... kinda.

Hey, did anyone see the sequel to the Blair Witch Project? Because if there's anything worse than a terrible horror movie, it's its sequel.

No, I'm not. I wrote a paper on it.

Well I hate to tell you this but it was Hearst who Welles based Kane on, it was Hearst's mistress... Rosebud in the film is just a word that, like an abstract painting, you can attach any value or meaning to.

Cathenia

Anything Paul Anderson or Uwe Bolle Made.

Well I hate to tell you this but it was Hearst who Welles based Kane on, it was Hearst's mistress... Rosebud in the film is just a word that, like an abstract painting, you can attach any value or meaning to.

Cathenia

Kinda like how you can use ROSEBUD to get a thousand bucks in The Sims?

Anything Paul Anderson or Uwe Bolle Made.

Got that right.

Anything Paul Anderson or Uwe Bolle Made.

Who the f*** are they?

The movie's opneing was highly disappointing. The words scrolling up the screen were terrible... who could write such crap! It was so lame. Then the beginning was so stupid. I hated how the tried to make it funny but it was just lame! Seriously... Count Dooku whoops ass in Episode 2... then in Episode 3 he dies 10 mins into the movie. What the hell was that about?

The dialogue during the whole movie seemed to have been written by a fifth grader. Better stuff has been written on subway walls and in bathrooms in Greenwitch Village. Honestly... can we get any more shitty lines than the ones put in this movie? (possibly in Episode 2 when Anakin and Padme are alone on Naboo together... that was bad.)


I think a big problem and opportunity nowadays is, with the 'empire' of marketing and mass media, you need to see other parts of the story in other venues (ie. you gotta shell out more DOUGH!) A lot I believe was explained in the cartoon series STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS, that the brilliant G.Tartakovski (who does Samurai Jack) created at GL's behest. My sis tells me (she's got links to Cartoon Network and stuff) that Dooku and even the asthmatic Grievous are better explained here.

It's like with the Animatrix. There are events in Matrix that are explained better by this, but to its credit, the Matrix films don't necessarily need Animatrix to explain a lot. Here I think you lose a sense of just who characters like Grievous are if you don't see the series.

But yeah, Lee should have had TONS more time onscreen. He's way cooler than those Nemoidian viceroys heheh - he's Christopher "I am Saruman and Frankenstein and a ton of great horror characters" Lee for pete's sake. Why waste that?

And on the second para - I've seen fan films better written and ACTED than some of the scenes in Ep3.

Cathenia

If you dont know, you dont want to.

Hey, did anyone see the sequel to the Blair Witch Project? Because if there's anything worse than a terrible horror movie, it's its sequel.

I first saw BWP on my own will, hearing many rave review I thought I had to check it out for myself. Good God. I was too stubborn to get up and leave, I had never done that to a movie by that point in my life, but I really with that I had walked out on that one. BWP 2, my family rented that, I came out to see what they were watching, only to with that I hadn't. I saw less than a minute of that shit, but I was damn near ready to gouge my eyes out with a frying pan it was that bad.


Yes, it is possible to gouge one's eyes out with a frying pan.

It's a tad on the messy side, but it can get the job done.

Kinda like how you can use ROSEBUD to get a thousand bucks in The Sims?

yup... though that's taking it a bit too literally the developers were HMMM

CathenYoda :headbang:

Kazaam is hands down the worst movie ever made...also with Shaq's acting one of the scariest.

Kazaam is hands down the worst movie ever made...also with Shaq's acting one of the scariest.

Also don't forget Steel. What a peice of shit that was.

I'm too lazy to make a link, but go onto www.ifilm.com and search for Star Wars Episode III: A Lost Hope. Best. Parody. Ever. (An exaggeration, yes, but still pretty d*** funny).

A lot of these basketball star worship pics are pretty horrible - like Mike and that ridiculous SpaceJam. Though the new Disney and Looney Toons just aren't the same - lost the magic I feel.

Cathenia

Did anyone see StarKid? I think it came out in 97. That was quite a turd monkey.

I swear I saw some movie called Motorcycle Gangs of Hong Kong on a saturday afternoon cable double feauture something like 23 years ago, and that it was the absolute worst ever made. Unfortunately the name seems to have been misremembered, because I've never found it. IMDB does't have any listings. :(

I hated all of the James Bond films with Roger Moore in 'em. He was waaaaaaaaaay to old. And he didn't have thst slyness that normally comes with being Bond.

I hated all of the James Bond films with Roger Moore in 'em. He was waaaaaaaaaay to old. And he didn't have thst slyness that normally comes with being Bond.

Roger Moore is the campy Bond, Dalton's the 'might go over to the dark side' Bond, Lazenby's the forgotten Bond, Brosnan's the suave Bond and Connery's the ultimate Bond.

Cathenia

Vercingétorix with Christoph Lambert (about the well know gallic who stood agains cesar)

The suckiness is everywhere in this pathetic historical movie. At some point, in a important battle against the Roman, you see the women of the clan showing there boobs in an attempt to distract the roman guard while the man are doing a surprise attack. I mean, can anyone could go lower than that (and im not talking about the women's tactic)?

Also, The 13th Warrior was pretty bad when it come to stupidy.

Vercingétorix with Christoph Lambert (about the well know gallic who stood agains cesar)

The suckiness is everywhere in this pathetic historical movie. At some point, in a important battle against the Roman, you see the women of the clan showing there boobs in an attempt to distract the roman guard while the man are doing a surprise attack. I mean, can anyone could go lower than that (and im not talking about the women's tactic)?

Also, The 13th Warrior was pretty bad when it come to stupidity.

It's really a bad rip off of the Braveheart franchise, an utter no budget wet fart of a movie whose real life inspiration is probably turning in his grave and deserved much better. There's a recreation (pretty low-budget too considering) of Boudicca's life in Lucy Lawless' Warrior Women series that was better shot and directed than that piece of crap.

Cathenia

All right, now, what was the funniest terrible movie? For me, it's Cursed, if only for the line "She's coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!" I'm pretty sure most people will agree that Plan 9 From Outer Space is the funniest though.

"Plan 9 From Outer Space" takes the cake in my book. It's impossible to catalogue in one post all the sad hilarity of this film, I'll just say that it's won several awards for the worst movie of all time. I'm sure that any of you who've seen it know exactly what I'm talking about.

Kill Bill I and II were horrible... made me want to cry. both contend for worst movie, except Kill Bill II had my hero, Pai Mei in it, played by the awesomest martial artist ever, gordon liu, so it has some kudos.

The problem with Star Wars III is that everyone keeps trying to compare it to the original trilogy, which is like comparing cheap pork to an expensive steak. personally, i thought it was better than the previous 2, though i admit some of the dialog was rather lame.

as for bad movies, i have the feeling that all the worst ones i've seen were on mystery science theater 3000, though i doubt i'd remember them as being that bad cause i was laughing too much. i remember one particularly bad one about a guy who went by the name of "puma man"...

King Arthur
Alexander
Team America

CABIN FEVER.


'Nuff said.

Tears of the Sun... such a terrible waste of a potentially great director (Antoine Fuqua of TRAINING DAY fame).

Open Your Eyes... Cruise uses Cameron Crowe to legitimize his Penelope fetish.

Cathenia

3) The Patriot - Just as Mel Gibson was sliding into insanity, he dreamed up this farcical rendition of the southern campaign of the Revolutionary War as it transpired in some parallel dimension.

2) Alexander - Ok! We get it! He liked dudes!!

And the worst movie of all time...

1) The Passion of the Christ - Mel Gibson tipped over from mildly insane to barking lunatic with this two-hour bloodbath. And the star absolutely *insisted* that they really drive nails through his hands. Honestly, there is so much wrong here on so many levels that there isn't enough storage space on the internet to discuss it all.

At least we now know why Jim Caviezel made such a great insane Edmund Dantes in The Count of Monte Cristo.

'Night Mother with Sissy Spacek. The entire movie consists of Spacek (who lives with her mother) threatening to commit suicide in front of her mother, talking about how miserable she is, etc., etc. then after close to two wretched hours of this, finally doing it. The only way the movie could have been improved on was to have Spacek kill herself in the first ten minutes of the film. Or have her mother kill her. What an utter waste of celluloid.
I thought whomever wrote that tripe should have been taken out and beaten. Or, have a Vogon read his poetry to him/her failing that.

3) The Patriot - Just as Mel Gibson was sliding into insanity, he dreamed up this farcical rendition of the southern campaign of the Revolutionary War as it transpired in some parallel dimension.

2) Alexander - Ok! We get it! He liked dudes!!

And the worst movie of all time...


Read the original RANDALL WALLACE (Yes Braveheart and Man in the Iron Mask Wallace) script - it has a WAY better ending!

In the movie, Mel has a choice, rally the men and steady the line by grabbing the flag or take revenge on 'Tavington' (Tarleton) - in the movie (maybe because it's gone on for too long but a good ending would have made that worth it!!) he literally has his cake and eats it too. He steadies the line and kills Tavington. In the original Wallace script, Tavington gets away and they meet again at Yorktown. George Washington has surrounded the town and tells Ben Martin, "By the way, Tavington's Green Dragoons are on the North Peninsula. Give him my regards"

Martin hasn't used up the lead soldier bullets and while Tavington, the Loyalist Officer et al are trying to escape to New York to continue the war, Martin shows off the SKILLZ that made him such a legend in the French and Indian War. A great and CATHARTIC ending instead of that contrived travesty that ended what was perhaps one of the best villains I've ever seen (Jason Isaacs was brilliant in what was technically his first blockbuster role).

The way it stands now, Yorktown was tacked on and the postwar era was this glorious hokey fake world where white and black are equal and you don't give a rip about it all. The movie was too sanitized. White and black equal at that time in the SOUTH?

And I hated how his friend, based on Light Horse Harry Lee, names his son after Martin's dead son. Why didn't they just use roman-a-clef and make him Light Horse Harry so he can name his son ROBERT EDWARD LEE?

Stupid wasted opportunities.

Cathenia

Either Pearl Harbor or Armegeddon. Ben Affleck sweeps the catagory.

Either Pearl Harbor or Armegeddon. Ben Affleck sweeps the catagory.

Michael Bay's a dumba$s
Cathenia

The Star Wars prequels - so bad they're funny

Most movies I saw during my teens, with the exception of "The Tin Drum," "Withnail and I," "Life and Nothing But," and "The Year My Voice Broke."

Read the original RANDALL WALLACE (Yes Braveheart and Man in the Iron Mask Wallace) script - it has a WAY better ending!

In the movie, Mel has a choice, rally the men and steady the line by grabbing the flag or take revenge on 'Tavington' (Tarleton) - in the movie (maybe because it's gone on for too long but a good ending would have made that worth it!!) he literally has his cake and eats it too. He steadies the line and kills Tavington. In the original Wallace script, Tavington gets away and they meet again at Yorktown. George Washington has surrounded the town and tells Ben Martin, "By the way, Tavington's Green Dragoons are on the North Peninsula. Give him my regards"

Martin hasn't used up the lead soldier bullets and while Tavington, the Loyalist Officer et al are trying to escape to New York to continue the war, Martin shows off the SKILLZ that made him such a legend in the French and Indian War. A great and CATHARTIC ending instead of that contrived travesty that ended what was perhaps one of the best villains I've ever seen (Jason Isaacs was brilliant in what was technically his first blockbuster role).

The way it stands now, Yorktown was tacked on and the postwar era was this glorious hokey fake world where white and black are equal and you don't give a rip about it all. The movie was too sanitized. White and black equal at that time in the SOUTH?

And I hated how his friend, based on Light Horse Harry Lee, names his son after Martin's dead son. Why didn't they just use roman-a-clef and make him Light Horse Harry so he can name his son ROBERT EDWARD LEE?

Stupid wasted opportunities.

Cathenia

The big problem I had was that I truly enjoyed Braveheart, and it still ranks as one of my favorite movies of all time. When I looked into it, I found that they didn't Hollywood-up the events as much as we might have expected, and that with certain exceptions it was a historically useful movie. I was expecting more of the same from The Patriot. I suppose it makes good cinema, but as history it's a pile of trash. Gibson's character is part Daniel Morgan, part Francis Marion, and part fantasy. And the way Gibson has to keep zipping between his Marion persona and his Morgan persona is ridiculous. "Okay, boys, I know I'm just a random guerilla commander, but I have to go give orders to the Continental army now. I'll be back in time for the next raid, though."

Tavington is loosely based on Tarleton, but obviously even Tarleton wasn't evil enough. The goofy battle in which Tavington goes down represents a clumsy marriage of events at Cowpens and Guilford Courthouse. It's just stupid. Randall Wallace took some family pride in telling the story of his clansman William, and apparently held no such affection for America.

The big problem I had was that I truly enjoyed Braveheart, and it still ranks as one of my favorite movies of all time. When I looked into it, I found that they didn't Hollywood-up the events as much as we might have expected, and that with certain exceptions it was a historically useful movie. I was expecting more of the same from The Patriot. I suppose it makes good cinema, but as history it's a pile of trash. Gibson's character is part Daniel Morgan, part Francis Marion, and part fantasy. And the way Gibson has to keep zipping between his Marion persona and his Morgan persona is ridiculous. "Okay, boys, I know I'm just a random guerilla commander, but I have to go give orders to the Continental army now. I'll be back in time for the next raid, though."

Tavington is loosely based on Tarleton, but obviously even Tarleton wasn't evil enough. The goofy battle in which Tavington goes down represents a clumsy marriage of events at Cowpens and Guilford Courthouse. It's just stupid. Randall Wallace took some family pride in telling the story of his clansman William, and apparently held no such affection for America.

I should really clarify things - I LOVE BRAVEHEART despite it's horrendous butchery of history, it is true to the legend I think and conveys with passion and emotion the story of this Scottish hero. I just meant 'The Patriot'. Yeah agree with you 100% - it wasn't Randall Wallace's fault, I think - his Man in the Iron Mask wasn't a blockbuster hit but it had a TON of heart and some of the chemistry between these veteran actors - Irons, Depardieu, Malkovich, Byrne - that all of them shine! It's that bloody idiot who did ID4 who's at fault as the director and 'auteur' he butchered Wallace's script.

Hmmm... well wouldn't you know it. Where the heck did I get the idea it was Randall's script - MY BAD sheesh apologies all around.

Maybe it's the R in their names! It was Robert Rodat who wrote Saving Private Ryan and Fly Away Home. MY BAD MY BAD MY BAD MY BAD

*BLUSHES TERRIFICALLY*

http://home.online.no/~bhundlan/scripts/ThePatriot_1999.txt

Here's what I'm talking about.

Cathenia

where the heck did I get the idea that Randall Wallace wrote the Patriot - hmmm... probably I was arguing the merits of Man in the Iron Mask with a friend or family member and got it confused with the Patriot.

My Bad once again (heartily sorry particularly to Randall Wallace and Robert Rodat)

Cathenia

Probably the Catwoman.

I would offer Hercules with Lou Firigno but somebody I know has seen both and said the Catwoman makes Lou look like a great actor. ;)

i have to say by far the worst movie i have seen would be mr. right starring ellen degeneres. love her, hate the movie.

Easily the worst ever was Speed 2. The damn boat was doing barely 30 knots!

i have to say by far the worst movie i have seen would be mr. right starring ellen degeneres. love her, hate the movie.

Wasn't that Mr.Wrong?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117102/

Luckily, Bill Pullman did While You Were Sleeping afterwards and survived that bomb - like Bill Paxton did Titanic after doing that horrible Twister.

Cathenia

Die Liften - a German horror movie about a lift that eats people. It was pretty funny, though I don't think that it was intended to be funny.

National Lampoon anything is rubbish. Repeated exposure to the European Vacation installment due to younger sibling's obsession. I have an enduring hatred of Chevy Chase.

I have pretty strict rules about what kinds of films I'd bother watching, so for me to hate a film that I've bothered to watch is a pretty big event.

Vanilly Sky. Appauling movie.

I can't say what the worst movie ever was, considering there is so much crap out there... but the worst movie I've seen lately has to be "National Treasure". The entire plot was just... awful.

The worst movie ever? I have two words for you...

Street Fighter
(the Jean Claude Van Damme version, not the japanese animated one - that one's cool).

Mars Attacks

The worst movie ever? I have two words for you...

Street Fighter
(the Jean Claude Van Damme version, not the japanese animated one - that one's cool).

I just saw that the other day and I loved it. :p

Okay, so it's not big and it's not clever, but it's not too badly...

Well, it is. But it's very entertaining. :D

I thought Episode II was the best of the six. Episode III really wasn't all that hot.

I've deliberately avoided Mel Gibson as I frankly don't much care to be told how all the English are evil and how he's the most dynamic action hero in the world. :rolleyes:

Starship Troopers is a fabulous movie. Fabulous, fabulous fabulous. It's funny, it's got good action (especially if you're a Warhammer 40K fan), it's satirical (watching Full Metal Jacket first is important). Haven't seen two, though I hear it's not as good...

The worst movie ever? I have two words for you...

Street Fighter
(the Jean Claude Van Damme version, not the japanese animated one - that one's cool).

I have to agree with that... a plot with more holes than a Swiss Cheese factory (that btw took nearly no regard at all to the original VG plot), Van Damme, who couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, and a half-dead Raul Julia with a plastic muscle suit. It's difficult to watch that movie without retching.

Die Liften - a German horror movie about a lift that eats people. It was pretty funny, though I don't think that it was intended to be funny.

National Lampoon anything is rubbish. Repeated exposure to the European Vacation installment due to younger sibling's obsession. I have an enduring hatred of Chevy Chase.

I have pretty strict rules about what kinds of films I'd bother watching, so for me to hate a film that I've bothered to watch is a pretty big event.

I think that's the worst - when a horror film turns out to be funny. Well not really the worst but it's failed to do what it set out to do right?

I also watched the National Lampoon thing with Wally World when I was very small and I thought it was pretty funny (never noticed Christy Brinkley though, strangely enough) but when I watched it again (like so many films I watched in my youth) I was like... I enjoyed THAT so much?

I guess the only films that've not aged badly are Star Wars and Top Gun.

I can't say what the worst movie ever was, considering there is so much crap out there... but the worst movie I've seen lately has to be "National Treasure". The entire plot was just... awful.

Didn't they sorta rip it off a Clive Cussler plotline?

Cathenia

Starship Troopers was really, really bad. And they made a sequel... XXX2 can't be any good, either.

XXX2 was the worst movie i have ever seen. I fell asleep in it. Actually Starship troopers 2 might be the worst ( i enjoyed number 1). Apart from those two dare devil adn elecktra. Also the movie Pumpkinhead its a horror movie but it was soooooooo funny.

My worst films ever have already been mentioned, the worst is Battlefield Earth. I love science fiction, but this is one of the only films I've ever fast forwarded through.

I thought AI was terrible, which is inexcusable for a high budget and well acted film. It should have been redone as the adventures of Gigolo Joe, that was the only decent character in the film.

I quite liked Starship Troopers, mostly for the shower scene.

Freddy Got Fingered, just a bad film, but that's mostly intentional. Rip Torn's naked arse is the funniest bit. Actually it's not BAD it's just WRONG!

Just watched Kill Bill I, was ok but the fighting and wirework was just too over the top. The blood was overdone and vulgar, lossed impact because of it.

Umm, Angel Eye, Gigli, pretty much anything with Jennifer Lopez in it.

The Godfather parts II and III also were subpar next to the first one. There are alot of movies I think deserve the worst movie ever title, but these are the ones I pull off the top of my head.

The worst movie ever is anything with Christopher Lambert. (except highlander 1&2?) He is such a wortless actor and anyone who has seen "Beowulf" knows what I'm talking about...that movie sickened me so badly I only endured 45 mins of it.

Spongebob Squarepants movie has got to be the randomest, but it's hard to hate it.

So I'd definitely give my vote to Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Actually, "Best in Show" was a complete waste of time. "The year's funniest comedy", "Two Thumbs Up" said critics. "Critics have no taste" say I.

hey starship troopers rocks. any way the worst film i'v ever seen is chicago, ok so its probly got more to do with what happened to me personally wen i saw it on valeitiens day..... worse day of my life, so its a bit of a bias veiw but i think its crap

eyes wide shut...collateral...mission impossible...top gun...anyone noticing a pattern here? thats right; TOM CRUISE! anything with that self-obsessed tosser is bound to be crap! and dont even get me started on that wife of his...

Titanic... you've gotta hate though..

I sat in the Cinema for what?.... 2 hours only to see 10 minutes of the ship sinking.

I don't know what I was thinking when i thought about seeing the gastly film but what ever it was i'll never do it again.

Plan Nine From Outer Space was probably the best film Ed Wood ever made.
The worst one I have seen, would be "Orgy of the Dead."

I have however, seen movies that make that one look good by comparison.
I have made it a hobby to watch really bad movies just to see if each new one can be topped.

So far, I have a handful of horrible, hard to pick a clear winner.

Manos: Hand of Fate.

Orgy of the Dead.

Body Melt.

Revenge of the Radioactive Reporter

and a Dishonorable mention goes to "The Incredible Melting Man."

Pray you never have to view these films.

hmm, i reckon the worst ever movie/s are the pokemon movies i mean there are SEVEN now how many movie with pikichu do you need OMG :mp5:

got the worst movie... 'They Live' Starring Roddy Piper (yes, the wrestler who also appeared in Spiderman)


First of all...that movie ruled.

It has one of the best fight scenes in any modern film.

Secondly, it WAS Roddy Piper, but he didnt appear in Spiderman....that was Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

No, I'm not. I wrote a paper on it.


No Im afraid hes right.

hmm, i reckon the worst ever movie/s are the pokemon movies i mean there are SEVEN now how many movie with pikichu do you need OMG :mp5:

**runs at brick wall**

How could I have forgotten about those????
Me brainless.....

Titanic... you've gotta hate though..

I sat in the Cinema for what?.... 2 hours only to see 10 minutes of the ship sinking.

I don't know what I was thinking when i thought about seeing the gastly film but what ever it was i'll never do it again.

Did you actually watch it? the sinking of the Titanic took a bit over half an hour in the movie. The average movie has a running time of 90 minutes, so you watched a one third of a movie long ship sinking. Maybe it seemed like less because the movie was so much longer than average.

Mars attacks? how can this be the worst film ever? it parodies the worst films ever so it at least takes the piss out of itself. Love it.

Braindead - oh jeez, just ..... no ok

Miami Supercops...straight to video about 1986.....aaarrrrggghhh

Videodrome...supposed to be this arty, cool, whatever, mind you it did have Debbie Harry in it...oh yeah.

Mean Girls....much as i lurve Lindsey Lohan, this is awful, just awful.

Anyway i'm off to watch all of the above......... :eek: :eek:

eyes wide shut...collateral...mission impossible...top gun...anyone noticing a pattern here? thats right; TOM CRUISE! anything with that self-obsessed tosser is bound to be crap! and dont even get me started on that wife of his...

I don't think he is married anymore... and Collateral wasn't too bad...

Before I go through this thread and get corrupted by other people's opinions (and, doubtless, "No! That was a brilliant film" replies, some of which I may well agree with) I thought I'd stick my own nomination down. The single film that I have watched at the cinema which I have been tempted to walk out of was "Death Becomes Her". There are films that I've seen on TV that I've changed channel from, but then there are ones I like and yet refuse to watch certain bits of (wander into the other room, take abreak, something) because it's just so mind-churningly embaressing at times so I can't really use that as an excuse. But of the films I've seen at the cinema, none has come so close to pursuading me to foreit my admission fee and leave as that.

"Wishmaster" was a film I wish I hadn't wasted my time watching, but it was 'entertaining' (for certain values of...) and so I sat through it, appreciating it for the comedy (well, what I perceived as comedy) rather than the horror element (which was just too stretched) but would never watch it again.

eyes wide shut...collateral...mission impossible...top gun...anyone noticing a pattern here? thats right; TOM CRUISE! anything with that self-obsessed tosser is bound to be crap! and dont even get me started on that wife of his...

Tom Cruise has some good movies. Top Gun was not only good, it was seminal. It caused a spike in the number of applicants to the navy and air force and started the fighter pilot movie craze. Also there is cocktail, rainman, and of course Interview With a Vampire.

'A series of unfortunate events'

Most boring movie i have ever seen, so wish i had not taken my girlfriend to see it. It was just really, really rubbish.

EDIT: Oh and Eyes Wide Shut was also completely crap, but i hadn't gone to the cinema to watch that so it wasn't so bad for me.

From Dusk Till Dawn is the worst movie ever, even if Quentin Tarantino was a part of it.
I agree. Especially because he was a part of it.

Moulin Rouge


Ashamed to share the same planet with these disgusting postmodernist dregs from a bourgeois manure pile.
Got the Palme d'or 2001 to boost.

Erm... Star Wars Episode IV, a B-Movie?

A little TOO generous perhaps?

Personally, I don't think any of the Star Wars movies are original enough to call them the 'worst movie'...

A strong contender has to be "Event Horizon".

Definatly Team America.

I watched a dodgy copy of it at my firends place and after 30 minutes we decided that we were soooooooooooo glad we hadn't paid $5 to see what utter ****(insert choice of word here). It is stupid and they tried way way too hard. Sorry all u fans of it, but GET SOME LIVES!!!!! :headbang:


*Subliminal message- Communist dictatorship, the way of the future*

ps. My spelling is really really bad.

CAthenia... maybe you dont know what a B-Movie is. B is for "low Budget" film... Star Wars and the Titanic both had high budgets... and were motion picture blockbusters...


A B-movie was a film that was distrubuted as the lesser, probably worse film in a double feature. It came on before the "A-movie." Though I don't think any cinemas have double features now so generally the films go straight to video.

Budget has nothing to do with it, though they usually have low budgets.


I don't think the dialogue is quite as clunky as fans make it out to be. After all, you're not exactly going to get a Seduction 101 class at the Jedi Academy, so Anakin's fumbling dialogue is pretty appropriate when you think about it), but rather lay it on who it belongs: George Lucas.

"George, you can write this shit. But you certainly can't say it" - Harrison Ford.



The most recent "Worst Movie Ever" I have seen is probably Final Destinations II. I have no idea if it intended to be as funny as we found it, but dear god, it was just stupid.

A strong contender has to be "Event Horizon".

Ah you wont need eyes where your going.
Hmm Starship Troopers is meant to be lame I think it was written as a little bit of a piss take.

Team America rocks! I guess you have to be non-American to get the point.
My worst movies are CastAway and Spawn.

A.I.

Thats theo nly only film I've walked out of 20 minutes before the end

Need to add Blade 3. My god Ryan Reynolds fucked up one of my favorite franchises.

Ah you wont need eyes where your going.
Hmm Starship Troopers is meant to be lame I think it was written as a little bit of a piss take.

The proble with Event Horizon... "you won't need eyes to see where you're going"... is probably the highpoint of the whole picture.

Need to add Blade 3. My god Ryan Reynolds fucked up one of my favorite franchises.

Personally, I thought Blade 2 was the weak link, there... the bad guy (Goss) was fantastic... (hard to believe he was a founder member of teen-bop boy band "Bros")... but the drastic overuse of totally unnecessary Computer Generated effects killed it for me.

(Just the same as the first Spiderman movie).

Personally, I thought Blade 2 was the weak link, there... the bad guy (Goss) was fantastic... (hard to believe he was a founder member of teen-bop boy band "Bros")... but the drastic overuse of totally unnecessary Computer Generated effects killed it for me.

(Just the same as the first Spiderman movie).

I thought Blade 2 was good. Nothing fantastic, but just good. Enjoyable ya know? I remember seeing the first Blade when it came out in theatres, now THAT'S fucking entertainment. That movie started off so well I think I remember the director saying the studio execs told him to cut out the first scene because it was SO good it made the rest of the movie look bad in comparison.

I thought Blade 2 was good. Nothing fantastic, but just good. Enjoyable ya know? I remember seeing the first Blade when it came out in theatres, now THAT'S fucking entertainment. That movie started off so well I think I remember the director saying the studio execs told him to cut out the first scene because it was SO good it made the rest of the movie look bad in comparison.

:D

Well, Blade 2 DID have redeeming characteristics... Danny John Jules (known to Red Dwarf fans as The Cat) as a vampire assassin, and Goss being fantastic as the Prodigal Vampire son....

And, at least the combat in the first film was more about wires, and less about graphics.

I still favour Blade 3 as the highpoint of the frnachise so far... strangely, pretty much for the same reason you think it the lowpoint... I thought Reynolds was inspirational.

:D

Well, Blade 2 DID have redeeming characteristics... Danny John Jules (known to Red Dwarf fans as The Cat) as a vampire assassin, and Goss being fantastic as the Prodigal Vampire son....

And, at least the combat in the first film was more about wires, and less about graphics.

I still favour Blade 3 as the highpoint of the frnachise so far... strangely, pretty much for the same reason you think it the lowpoint... I thought Reynolds was inspirational.

I didn't laugh at ANY of his jokes, and I didn't take kindly to how often he had his shirt off or showed his pubes. Blade was hardly in the movie, they REALLY should have just called it: Nightstalkers: Lameass Movie That's Desguised as a Blade Movie But Really Isn't.

I didn't laugh at ANY of his jokes, and I didn't take kindly to how often he had his shirt off or showed his pubes. Blade was hardly in the movie, they REALLY should have just called it: Nightstalkers: Lameass Movie That's Desguised as a Blade Movie But Really Isn't.

I don't really recall his jokes... but I seem to remember being generally amused, so he can't have been THAT bad.

I didn't object to his shirtlessness, either... why is it a bad thing?

Balde was still the central character... I think they just realised that the franchise was running the risk of losing public interest... I mean, Blade isn't exactly a bundle of laughs.

Personally, I enjoyed the dynamic involving more characters... and, when you think about it, Blade: Trinity 'focused' on less characters than Blade 2 did...

I don't really recall his jokes... but I seem to remember being generally amused, so he can't have been THAT bad.

I didn't object to his shirtlessness, either... why is it a bad thing?

Balde was still the central character... I think they just realised that the franchise was running the risk of losing public interest... I mean, Blade isn't exactly a bundle of laughs.

Personally, I enjoyed the dynamic involving more characters... and, when you think about it, Blade: Trinity 'focused' on less characters than Blade 2 did...

I see what you are tryin to say but unfortunately it didn't turn out that way, for me at least. Blade movies aren't supposed to be funny. They're supposed to be dark, gritty, gorey, and horribly violent in martial arts coreography. This movie in a way seemed a bit emasculated. Compare the fighting scenes from this to the first one. I mean in the first one Blade was ripping out adams apples and throwing them in people's faces. None of that was present in this movie, and what the FUCK was up with Dracula and why did he look like a porn star? He is the most lame ass villan EVER.

I see what you are tryin to say but unfortunately it didn't turn out that way, for me at least. Blade movies aren't supposed to be funny. They're supposed to be dark, gritty, gorey, and horribly violent in martial arts coreography. This movie in a way seemed a bit emasculated. Compare the fighting scenes from this to the first one. I mean in the first one Blade was ripping out adams apples and throwing them in people's faces. None of that was present in this movie, and what the FUCK was up with Dracula and why did he look like a porn star? He is the most lame ass villan EVER.

Trying to stay true to the Blade motif, maybe the film should have avoided straying into more amusing territory... but then, movies are ALSO about making money... and I suspect making Blade a little more audience-friendly may have figured into the calculations a little.

I applauded the return to more 'real' combat, after the horrible CGI orgy that was the bulk of the fighting in B:2... and think that, in a lot of ways, they actually 'upped' some of the onscreen violence. Some of the vampire deaths were the best in the franchise so far... although the 'virus' death stuff at the end was a little weak.

I was very wary when I first found out that Dracula was going to be in the film... considering what COULD have happened, I don't think the Dracula they ended up with was that bad. It could have been much worse. But, you are right... somehow, Dracula on-screen is the least of the three protagonists that Blade has faced so far.

The Wizard of Oz.

The best movie of all time, however, Was The Wiz.

I cant decide between Spice World and Glitter.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

I applauded the return to more 'real' combat, after the horrible CGI orgy that was the bulk of the fighting in B:2...

The one thing that bugged me about all the Blade movies was the sword fighting and the 'titainium' sword. But thats just my little thing that bugs me. :D

Braken. It's a movie made in the 80's about break dancing. I don't know how but this movie was so bad it gave me the bloody shits.

Braken. It's a movie made in the 80's about break dancing. I don't know how but this movie was so bad it gave me the bloody shits.


As a child of the 70's and 80's...I happened to enjoy "Breakin". In fact I have that and it's sequel on DVD.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.


Hmm i think the title may be a giveaway.

Hmm i think the title may be a giveaway.

It's worse than even the title would lead you to imagine. And Santa doesn't even technically conquer them.

Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Everyone that knows about movies agrees that this one is the worst in the world period.


"Often billed as the worst movie ever made, this is a masterpiece of Ed Wood's making. Bela Lugosi was cast in the role of "Ghoul Man" but passed away before filming really started. So what happens? The producer's wife's chiropractor (Mr. Reynold's was the executive producer) takes over as "Ghoul Man" and holds his cape in front of his face THE ENTIRE MOVIE. Add to this numerous plot inconsistencies, horrid acting, and masses of stock footage - some of which we see several times and you have a terrible but funny movie. A highly advanced alien culture is determined to destroy Earth before our scientists discover a bomb which will explode sunlight, the description Eros gives of this is quite funny. In order to destroy our world, of several billion people, they raise three zombies from the dead."

What are you talking about? Star Wars 4 was a very low budget film until the re-release, and for that they didn't need a bug budget!
Worst Movie Ever: napolean Dynamite.
I saw five minutes and walked away to puke.
Runners up:
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Starship Troopes 2
Sweet 15(Some gay movie about a mexican girl who turns 15)
That one movie with the mutant shark that was big and... yeah i forget what it's called.
Dude, where's my car?


'Course there are more but seeing as how I'm in science class, I'll be busted in 3, 2, 1

Bye.

What are you talking about? Star Wars 4 was a very low budget film until the re-release, and for that they didn't need a bug budget!

What the hell are you talking about? On all the "making of" documentaries I've seen, they always say how it was one of the more costly movies made at the time.

ANNIE......I still have nightmares about being injected with an overdose of sucrose......by way of my ears and eyes.........Oh my God, who comes up with this crap???

Best movie? Anything by Takashi Miike, rent Audition kiddies and see if you can sleep well after that.........or my other personal favorite Ravenous....."Bon appetite".hehehehehehehehe :cool:

Personally, I think that the Jurasic Park sequals were rubbish.

Jurasic Park IV, Even More Raptors Eating People really was dire.

Especially when the halfway decent stars (eg Sam Neill) had left.

Don't get me wrong, the first one was great (especially the state of the art CGI) but the sequals...? Oh dear.

Howard the Duck is up there for me. Ugh.

Robots. I only went to see it for the Star Wars trailer.

I Heart Huckabees sucked too.

Personally, I think that the Jurasic Park sequals were rubbish.

Jurasic Park IV, Even More Raptors Eating People really was dire.

Especially when the halfway decent stars (eg Sam Neill) had left.

Don't get me wrong, the first one was great (especially the state of the art CGI) but the sequals...? Oh dear.

Oh, shit... Jurassic Park III was terrible.

In 1983, the Hudson Brothers wrote and directed 'Hysterical', a movie about zombies in some northwest town. If you like weird bad movies, you have to track this one down.

Jimmy Neutron. I don't hate kids movies in general, but my sister drug me to this one, and it so painfully cheesy that I almost walked out. This movie is probably why so many people hate preteen kids.

Raise Your Voice. Terrible plot and acting. Hillary Duff can't sing, despite what the cool kids think. There were so many obvious plot holes in this that I was surprised someone didn't step in during production and go "Wait, this is wrong.". It's full of ridiculous themes, like a mime with sparklers coming out of nowhere to add effects to a scene where everyone sings on the street, and Hillary's character's irrational fear of bright lights and guilt about her brothers death. I am disowning my sister for making me watch this.

1. Prayer of the Rollerboys - Corey Haim on roller skates...need I say more?
2. Roller Boogie - Linda Blair on roller skates...need I say more?
3. Evolution - so stupid it was funny.
4. Children of the Damned - and I'm talking about the pre-accident Christopher Reeve makeover...I love Chris (God rest his soul) but that movie just stunk.
5. The Spongebob Squarepants Movie - what the hell were they thinking?? David Hasselhoff??? Ye Gods!
6. Return of the Living Dead (all of them) - 2 whole hours of grown men crying like babies because they caused man-eating zombie mist to wake the dead. And lets not forget the one where the girlfriend comes back to life and starts eating Mexicans.
7. Repossessed! - Linda Blair should have been shot for even thinking about making this movie.

I could go on, but you get the picture...no pun intended.

U571
Yes, because it was indeed the Americans who captured an enigma encoding device during the war. And yes they had a black guy up on deck when facing the nazi and the black guy also coincidentally survived the explosion because he was up on deck... hmmm token black guy on a sub filled with Americans posing as Nazis....

War of the World with Tom Cruise... looking forward to that abuse of a classic book...

U571

...Why?

U571

That was an appaling movie, esp considering how it destroyed the actual story they based it on :mad: As my grandad was in the Navy, I was thoroughly p****d off by this film, no wonder some MPs tried to have it banned.

That was an appaling movie, esp considering how it destroyed the actual story they based it on :mad: As my grandad was in the Navy, I was thoroughly p****d off by this film, no wonder some MPs tried to have it banned.

Now I see.

Robot vs. Aztec Mummy. It's a horrendous low budget sort of horror movie. It isn't even funny, as most of them are, because it lasts forever and is filled with scenes of the robot walking super slowly.


ROTFL that you can remember this late show bomb!

and how about...

Double Agent 72 with Chesty Morgan as a spy with a camera implanted in her enormous boob...

The Corpse Grinders, about a plot to manufacture cheap catfood out of you-know-what...


Thank God It's Friday is reported to be the worst film ever to win an Oscar (best song.)

I also hated Starship Troopers 1 & 2 (Why didn't they just bring bigger guns?)

I haven't seen it, but King's Ransom might be the worst film in recent memory.

Anything by Ed Wood or John Waters doesn't count; they are supposed to be like that...

Now I see.

Yeah.

The story they based it on was about a group of RN sailors who captured a U-Boot in the mid atlantic taking a code book and using it to break the german code.

Needless to say, Hollywood got its hands on it and turned it into another America Saves the Daytmmovie.

Admittedly the US navy did capture a book, but by a completely different method to the one in the film and a lot later than the RN. So it was kinda disrespectful IMHO.

"The Hangmen" - I believe it was Sandra Bullock's first movie, and it stunk bad. Think "Mystery Science Theater" level of suckage - times 1000.

hmm...worst movie eh? thats a hard one...basicly...drama's...there are some drama movies that are good...like Casablanka, and Big Fish...but otherwise...they suck...lol

-yay! all hail Kinstonya!-

Yeah.

The story they based it on was about a group of RN sailors who captured a U-Boot in the mid atlantic taking a code book and using it to break the german code.

Needless to say, Hollywood got its hands on it and turned it into another America Saves the Daytmmovie.

Admittedly the US navy did capture a book, but by a completely different method to the one in the film and a lot later than the RN. So it was kinda disrespectful IMHO.

I heard about that, but didn't know it was true. Well, as far as I'm concerned, that movie is shit to me now.

As a writer/director and an A-level film student, I pride myself on my ability to pick up good films and avoid the dreck, but I hold distinct memories of my younger, more foolish years when I would pick titles out at random purely based on the stupidty of the covers, here is a short list of the ten worst.

10) "They Saved Hitler's Brain!" - A terrible movie whose title is the only decent thing about it. They might have called this "They Changed Casts Halfway Through!" for a more accurate description.

9) "The Dead Hate the Living" - Absolutely horrific and not in a good way. The pinnacle of the bad zombie movie, not even remotely funny, scary or entertaining, just painful.

8) "Blood Surf" - Ever wondered what a mind-shatteringly awful film would be like if it relied on National Geographic stock footage for it's "monsters"? Wonder no more!

7) "Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS: Part One" - I couldn't even watch the second part. It never struck me how low humanity could sink until I witnessed this abomination. Lets just say, this is an immensely shitty soft-core porn film, set in A CONCENTRATION CAMP!!! Oh the hilarity as those Nazis shoot, rape, torture and defacate on those silly emaciated Jews.

6) "Terror Toons" - Shockingly awful. It involves a terribly animated cartoon scientist coming to life and killing people with magic powers. If you think this sounds fun, then just wait till you watch it, then renounce your faith in God and tear out your eyes as penance for doubting me.

5) "Reptilicus" - A giant, incredibly poorly done monster attacks Denmark. That's all I have to say about that.

4) "Nukie" - Awful. Just awful. No, seriously, this is absolutely horrible. A holocaust of a film which attempts to rip off E.T., but instead succeeds in creating the most god-damn annoying "aliens" this side of Plan 9. It made no sense on any level. NO SENSE I TELL YOU!!

3) "Troll 2" - I haven't seen the other "troll" films, but if they're anything like this one, I really do not want to. In fact, if I were to choose between being burned alive in acid and watching this tragic waste of film stock again, I'd be happily jumping into the sulphuric and laughing as it dissolved my flesh, content with the fact I would soon no longer exist, and thus no longer remember this hideous thing.

2) "Feeders 2" - The Polonia Brothers are legends for generating more shite per frame than any other director alive today. I had actually read a review on somethingawful.com before checking this one out, it sounded hilarious. I was wrong. Disturbingly wrong. Santa defeats the aliens with a plastic ray-fun, my soul dies a thousand deaths.

1) "The Star Wars Holiday Special" - This doesn't really count as a film, but it deserved to be put at the number one of any worst list. If you think the prequels were bad, see what happens when George Lucas whores himself out to CBS for a stack of cash. The term "raped my childhood" doesn't even come close to expressing my horror at watching this. I could literally feel my brain attempting to commit suicide and tears welled up in my eyes several times. For the entirety of this unbelievable catastrophe of a feature, I was sitting in numb shock, muttering "no. oh dear god no." Even if you don't heed any of my other advice, PLEASE NEVER WATCH THIS! NEVER!

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Was it really necessary to post this again?

Twister, there was nothing redeemable about this movie. It is the only film I have slept in the theatre.

Was it really necessary to post this again? lol, thanks to my disgustingly slow internet connection (thank you Telstra), my double post was delayed a full five minutes, i figured one of them merited deletion.

Ok. What do you think is the worst movie ever? Please explain. My personal worst is Catwoman. I don't care if Halle Berry were naked, that still would've sucked.

Right now, Dogville. It was very long and very boring + I didn't understand anything of it.

lol, thanks to my disgustingly slow internet connection (thank you Telstra), my double post was delayed a full five minutes, i figured one of them merited deletion.

Wow, that's slow.

You haven't seen the worst movie ever until you've seen The Apple (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080380/)

Only $10 or less. Bought my copy for $5 (shipping included)...still factory sealed. The fillm made me see the light -- god is a man who drives from the sky in a golden rolls royce.

Wow, that's slow. Would it help if I told you we currently have four computers running off the same 56k connection?

You haven't seen the worst movie ever until you've seen The Apple (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080380/)

Only $10 or less. Bought my copy for $5 (shipping included)...still factory sealed. The fillm made me see the light -- god is a man who drives from the sky in a golden rolls royce.

Hahahahaha.

Would it help if I told you we currently have four computers running off the same 56k connection?

Whoa...

eternal something of the spotless mind with jim carry

Worst movie ever in my opinion is "Romeo + Juilet" with DiCaprio and Danes.

Robinson Crusoe on Mars
Mars Needs Women
Heaven's Gate
Ishtar
Spy Kids 3D (actually, any Spy Kids movie)
Any Pokemon movie

This independant film called Green.

Elf (I'm sorry, it's just not funny)

Napoleon Dynamite (went too far, trying to hard)

Revenge of the Sith, that crap was hardly worth my 7 bucks.
Maybe 3 cuz half of it was decent, but overall, sucks.

Napoleon Dynamite (went too far, trying to hard)

Ah forgot to mention that too, ND=Serious waste of money

I always thought Starship Troopers was awesome. I saw it when I was 7 though, so basically all I got from it was "Wow! That was a HUGE kaboom!"
But yeah, I heard XXX-2 sucked some serious @$$.

Starship Troopers was awesome... nothing like watching men get bitten in half by giant extraterrestrial spiders.

I also loved the unisex shower-room scene(s).

The only movie I ever started that I could not finish was The English Patient...

my God, that movie was boring.

omg Dude wheres my car rocked ass, how could you say it didn't. i thought off another crap movie series, the digimon series :sniper: :headbang:

omg Dude wheres my car rocked ass, how could you say it didn't. i thought off another crap movie series, the digimon series :sniper: :headbang:

Amen to that

thank you vuh states, i'll endorse for that :p

The only movie I ever started that I could not finish was The English Patient...

my God, that movie was boring.

Gosford Park was just as boring, if not moreso.

Gosford Park was just as boring, if not moreso. *Adds Potaria to his enemies list*

I'd have to say out of movies I've actually seen (I've never seen Plan 9) that Charlie's Angels 1 (and silly me, I went back for MORE punishment) and 2 were HORRIBLE. Stupid plot, unnecessary characters, pointless scenes...also they killed off the only good character (Crispin Glover) in the second one.
I think I was near to tearing out my hair while watching Event Horizon (Sam! What were you thinking?)
My husband and I are fans of stupid, but funny movies (Roadtrip, Bubbleboy) and I thought Dude, Where's My Car was going to fit into that category, but it was just terrible.
Also, The Rundown. The Rock and Seann William Scott in South America. Being attacked by a baboon. A BABOON people! There are no baboons in South America.

*Adds Potaria to his enemies list*

Do what you feel you must. It wasn't bad, it was just so *boring*.

The Day After Tomorrow
not even able to describe accurately in words how horrible it was
so
gah
even close to accurate in any facet to physics, geology, or any other science...
so
bad

note: Team America was intentionally poorly made...part of it's awesome hilarity

Yeah but emmy rossum is majorly hot, so it's not all bad. I bought the DVD soley for that reason. Haha... worst movie ever... hmm... I thought Spice World would be way up there.

Hands down, the worst movie ever is Zardoz (http://www.scifimoviepage.com/zardoz.html) starring Sean Connery.

I would never recommend watching this movie in whole, but I think as a cultural experience everyone should watch the first 15 minutes of it.

The movie has many quotable lines, but my favorite exchange is:

Zardoz: "The gun is good."
Exterminators: "The gun is good."
Zardoz: "The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!"

Starship Troopers was really, really bad. And they made a sequel... XXX2 can't be any good, either.

There were multiple layers to starship troopers, for example the society in st is modelled on Sparta (as in ancient Greece).

There were multiple layers to starship troopers, for example the society in st is modelled on Sparta (as in ancient Greece).

Yep. The original Starship Troopers was alright, from what I remember. The second one, however, was total shit.

star wars.....it's totaly crap with all the lightsabers which are really neon lights(LOL) so it's by far the worst movie ever! :D

Judge Dredd. I don't need to say anything else.

Ed. Matt le Banc gets acted off the screen by a chimp.

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
i liked the original 3 the first of the new ones did really like or dislike but attack of the clones made me hate the entire series not even sure if i'll see the 3rd

I challenge you all to sit through Zardoz starring Sean Connery.

Oh, I think I can top all those that have gone before with the absolute worst movie ever made:
"Mac and Me"

Funded by McDonalds and Coca Cola (but you wouldn't guess it when watching), this is a lovely little tale about an alien that gets trapped on Earth and can only eat McDs and drink Coke to stay alive. Luckily ( :rolleyes: ) everyone else in the movie appears to be suffering from the same affliction. Lots of eating Big Macs, drinking coke, the family the alien (Mac stands for 'Mysterious Alien Creature'. :rolleyes: ) ends up with talking about how hungry they are and invariably suggesting going to McDs for dinner. And a Coke. The actress who played the mother appears to have gotten confused as to what they meant when they said 'Coke', which is the only highlight of the movie.
I vaguely remember the US govt tries to kill the alien but Ronald McDonald saves him. Some shit like that. The human boy (who's in a wheelchair - thus McDs manages to ridicule the handicapped as well as the retarded - let's face it you'd have to be pretty dim to enjoy this shite) dies but is resurrected by the alien's magic finger (now where have I seen that before...).
If memory serves me correctly, it ends with a big party at McDs with truly awful break-dancing.
There is no redeeming feature about this movie, other than perhaps turning you off ever going back to McDs again. That and it could be a good drinking game - shot for every mention of McDs, glass of beer for every mention of Coke. You'll probably be dead 1/2 way through with alcohol poisoning though.

Here's a full review:
http://www.annarborpaper.com/content/issuev2i8/wmn_v2i8.html

I'm interested (in a morbid "should I smell this 3 week old milk carton I found at the back of the fridge" sort of way) to see:
'Manos' the Hands of Fate
which is listed as the worst movie ever on IMDB. "Mac & Me" comes in at #96. Interestingly, the man who wrote Mac also wrote "Mannequin 2", which comes in at #62. Which makes you wonder why and how the hell was he able to keep selling scripts of movies which were such obvious turkeys.

I challenge you all to sit through Zardoz starring Sean Connery.
It works if you've been taking Dexedrine for a week, and haven't slept in 5 days.

Hmm, worst film ever.... Well, I saw the blair witch project in a theatre and slept through most of it, I woke up with five minutes left in the film and don't feel I missed anything. Citizen Kane i have not seen for years, so cannot comment on that,2001 a apace travesty was awful, as was the adventures of Pluto Nash, Holy Man might just be the worst I have ever seen, though High Crimes was just as bad, Morgan Freeman could not carry a film in a bucket. tough call between Holy Man,Pluto Nash, and Blair Witch

Hmm...I thought that Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones sucked more awesomely than most films. The way I see it, a movie isn't bad if you laugh at it unintentionally. For example, when I first saw Plan 9 From Outer Space, I laughed so hard I feel out of my chair. I can't laugh at Attack of the Clones.


star wars 3 was a lot better. if you haven't seen it, go see it.

Hmm, worst film ever.... Well, I saw the blair witch project in a theatre and slept through most of it, I woke up with five minutes left in the film and don't feel I missed anything

Ed Wood was bad, but was probably intentionally bad, it stars Johnny Depp so take that as you want
If you knew who Ed Wood was, you'd know it was meant to be bad.

As for 'Blair Witch', perhaps only 'Blair Witch 2' could make that tripe look good. Or possibly 'Bogus Witch' and 'Bare Witch' (a porno of all things).

Oh, I think I can top all those that have gone before with the absolute worst movie ever made:
"Mac and Me"

Funded by McDonalds and Coca Cola (but you wouldn't guess it when watching), this is a lovely little tale about an alien that gets trapped on Earth and can only eat McDs and drink Coke to stay alive. Luckily ( :rolleyes: ) everyone else in the movie appears to be suffering from the same affliction. Lots of eating Big Macs, drinking coke, the family the alien (Mac stands for 'Mysterious Alien Creature'. :rolleyes: ) ends up with talking about how hungry they are and invariably suggesting going to McDs for dinner. And a Coke. The actress who played the mother appears to have gotten confused as to what they meant when they said 'Coke', which is the only highlight of the movie.
I vaguely remember the US govt tries to kill the alien but Ronald McDonald saves him. Some shit like that. The human boy (who's in a wheelchair - thus McDs manages to ridicule the handicapped as well as the retarded - let's face it you'd have to be pretty dim to enjoy this shite) dies but is resurrected by the alien's magic finger (now where have I seen that before...).
If memory serves me correctly, it ends with a big party at McDs with truly awful break-dancing.
There is no redeeming feature about this movie, other than perhaps turning you off ever going back to McDs again. That and it could be a good drinking game - shot for every mention of McDs, glass of beer for every mention of Coke. You'll probably be dead 1/2 way through with alcohol poisoning though.



sounds kinda like e.t., if you take out the burgurs and cokes.

Oh, I think I can top all those that have gone before with the absolute worst movie ever made:
"Mac and Me" I beg to differ, kind sir. "Nukie" is, as far as I can tell, actually a half-assed rip-off of "Mac and Me", and it's not even my top most horrible film.

Liquid Sky. They Eat Scum.

Anything by Nick Zed sucks, big time

Judge Dredd. I don't need to say anything else.

Really not that bad. And they got Mega City One so right...

Starship Troopers was really, really bad. And they made a sequel... XXX2 can't be any good, either.


Personally, I thought Starship Troopers was a great movie. It was a fun sci-fi action movie but it also showcased a strange and interesting political system.

As for the question at hand, I would have to say that the worst movie I have ever seen was mission impossible 2. That movie had no redeeming value.

I challenge you all to sit through Zardoz starring Sean Connery.

I like Zardoz, actually. However, if it came to pass that it was the only movie left in the world, then I wouldn't be entirely happy.

The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle is truly horrible. Its only redeeming quality is the footage of Sid... And that's not too much, really.

I forgot to mention Matrix: Revolutions. That movie never happened.

Pink Flamingos, directed by John Waters. Worst. movie. ever.

Anything with John Travolta or Nick Cage. They are horrible actors and have ruined otherwise good movies.

Cage was good enough to win Best Actor

I think that he has a certain way he acts in every movie he's in... same voice inflections, same slang when you know he's not completely sticking to the script.

Face/Off was neat because for a while we got to see Travolta "acting" ("Cliche!") as Cage and Cage acting as Travolta (mostly whispering and looking like he's constipated).

lol

Face/Off was neat because for a while we got to see Travolta "acting" ("Cliche!") as Cage and Cage acting as Travolta (mostly whispering and looking like he's constipated).

Which to be fair is an acurate way to play Travolta. :D

Plan 9 From Outer Space
Could you really call it the worst. It was entionally that bad. Besides, have you not seen half the Disney movies?

i thought of another bad movie... the postman, you know the post world war 3 one where the dude is in a tribe and runs away, then becomes a post man. he becomes popualr and saves ppl, raises an army of postmen then find his old tribe and they fight

CRAP ASS :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

the worst movie is CatWomen like said in the emey awards

Could you really call it the worst. It was entionally that bad. Besides, have you not seen half the Disney movies?

I don't think it was intentional, he was just really bad at making movies. And it was very low budget too.

I actually love it because it's so bad, that's why it's a cult classic.

It's hard to say, given that I have high standards. It comes from watching Star Wars and Neon Genesis Evangelion, you know. I would have to say the worst movie I have ever seen is Red Dawn, followed closely by Titanic.

Judge Dredd. I don't need to say anything else.

I think Dredd was actually fiercely mediocre.

What is 'wrong' with it, is that it is but a pale imitation of the comic book version... and it failed to have the Dark Judges... which is unforgivable.

Worst ones I've ever seen are:
Titanic
Waterworld
Bride and Prejudice
Starship Troopers 2
Queen of the Damned

I want those wasted hours of my life back.

There are many many crappy movies out there. Some of the worst I've seen are:

My Boss' Daughter (can't believe I sat through that)
Ella Enchanted (so terrible I wanted to kill myself to end the pain)
Miss Congeniality 2 was pretty bad
Crossroads (awful just because britney spears is in it)
that movie about the music school with hillary duff. (watched about 2 minutes of it on an airplane-could tell it sucked)

the mention of Airline movies made me remember "Coupe DeVille"

God, I was in the center Isle, right infront of the damn screen... and so I couldn't sleep, and had to watch that boring peice of ... calling it s##t would be a compliment.

oh, i know i will take some heat for this, but 2001: a space odyssey.
That film was bantha podo

Hasn't anyone mentioned Snow Dogs?

I nearly cried.

Plus, the commercials were way misleading.

The Majestic, with Jim Carrey.

It's the only time I've actually walked out of a theater.

I do not really remember the worst movie I have ever watched completely,
maybe it was this one by Mel Brooks, something with "history of the world" (dunno english name).
But I think Lord of the Rings definitely has a very bad ending (too long), though the movie itself is awesome.

For those of you who keep mentioning Ed Wood's "Plan 9" I ahve to remind you...

That was by far...the BEST one he made.

Ive seen a handful of his films, most of wich you just cant get anymore.
After the "success" of Plan 9, and Bela Legosi's death, Ed Wood pretty much slid farther and farther into alchoholism, and filth.
By the end of his career, he was making little more than Monster titty movies, with the same cast of regulars, Criswell, Vamprella, etc...

These films were often so horrible..even the titties cant make you sit through it.

So..anyone who says that "Plan 9" is the worst flim ever......

...you dont know much about Ed Wood.

Theres worse.

Star Wars: Episode One - The Phantom Menace

AKA The film that killed the best trilogy in the world.

Apart from 1 (which is Top Gun, even then this is not very good) all movies starring Tom Cruise, their all one big ego trip that we have to suffer.

A spoof martial arts film called Kung Pow - I've got the film for 5-99 and it is that bad.

Titanic - The good things about this film is kate winslet ;), and leo whatisname dies and never seen again (oh boy do I hope), he looks like one of the muppets. :D

Star Wars: Episode One - The Phantom Menace

AKA The film that killed the best trilogy in the world.

It wasn't as bad as episode two.

Really not that bad. And they got Mega City One so right...
And the Angel Gang, especially Mean Machine. And Hammerstein was pretty cool. In fact the only shit bit about the movie was casting Stallone as Dredd. Unfortunately, it was such a big elephantine shit that it did pretty much destroy the movie.

A couple I hate have been mentioned, including...

Tears of the Sun
The Blair Witch Project
Pluto Nash
The Day After Tomorrow
Twister
U-571

Also, I have to say that the worst movie I've ever seen was Flinstones: Viva Rock Vegas...eyeball exploding, mind melting cinema at it's worst.

Also, Starship Troopers 1 was a fun movie, but the book is about 8 million times better.

I must be the only person in the world who actually liked A.I.