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I hope someone's had the:

(IV: ANH) Leia (re: Chewie) "..would somebody get this walking carpet out of my way."

quote. I could search through the pages but that would require effort. Effort is the path to the dark side. It's official:

Effort leads to stress. Stress leads to fear... you know the rest.

Hehe - nope, don't think anyone has had that quote yet ;)

Here's what I'm feeling right now...

School leads to revision...revision leads to exams...exams lead to fear...fear leads to anger...etc

"I will never join you Dooku!"
Obi-Wan

mine is u were the chosen 1 u were like a brother 2 me

mine is u were the chosen 1 u were like a brother 2 me
I can think of five better quotes than that. The fact that they're the first five lines of A New Hope is neither here nor there..

my teacher says homework = nolidge nolidge = good grades

my teacher says homework = nolidge nolidge = good grades
nuh-uh.. homework -> effort -> stress -> ... -> Dark Side.

see? those '->' signs make it a mathematical formula. and maths is never wrong. Allan Einstein proved that.

Allan? ;)

Wasn't it Albert?

"Anakin, we'll take together"
"I'm going to take him NOW"

Allan? ;)

Wasn't it Albert?
(If Einstein had worked in Marketing)
"This idea won't work."
"Is it possible you haven't quite grasped the concepts?"
"That's quite an ego you have there Allan."
" :mad: Albert :mad: "
"Now remember to work smarter, not harder"

(Scott Adams, Dilbert)

Just thought I'd step in to clear something up with an episode 2 quote:

"Obi-Wan is a great mentor. As wise as Master Yoda and as powerful as Master Windu" - Anakin

"I'm going to Geonosis to help Obi-Wan. If you want to protect me, then you're going to have to come with me."

You have great wisdom, Anakin. Know the power of the dark side. The power to save Padme.

"Use the Force, Luke" - Obi-Wan

"The Emperor will teach you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now."
"Then my father is truly gone."
Vader and Luke, ROTJ

I'm not sure if it's "gone" or "dead", but the meaning's the same.

"The Emperor will teach you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now."
"Then my father is truly gone."
Vader and Luke, ROTJ

I'm not sure if it's "gone" or "dead", but the meaning's the same.
I loved when Luke was in there, w/the Emperor and Vader, fighting, walking the brink of Light Side and Dark, and having to choose, and choosing right.

"There is nothing we can do, but hope"

Did you know, the climactic line in Episode V (you all know what I'm talking about) is plagiarized directly from someone living 2700 years before. *dusts off Fagles translation of the Odyssey and turns to Chapter 16* "I am not a god;
Why confuse me with one who never dies?...No, I am your father.~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

(not a quote, but a great bit)
episode IV, somewhere around the time when luke says goodbye to han and chewie (again) and chewbacca smothers luke in a hug

Favorite Episode II Quotes


By far my favorite

Obi-Wan: I have to admit that without the clones it would have not been a victory.
Yoda: Victory. Victory you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen, begun the clone war has.


Obi-Wan: I was beginning to wonder if you'd got my message.
Anakin: I retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you'd requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.
Obi-Wan: [looks at his handcuffed hands] Good job.


Obi-Wan: What took you so long?
Anakin: Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked...
Obi-Wan: There he is.
Anakin: ...with an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities.
Obi-Wan: If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.
Anakin: I thought I already did.
Obi-Wan: Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.


Count Dooku: What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of a dark lord of the Sith?
Obi-Wan: No, that's not possible. The Jedi would sense it.
Count Dooku: The Dark Side has clouded their vision. Hundreds of senators are now under the influence of a Sith lord called Darth Sidious.
Obi-Wan: I don't believe you.

My favorite quote from Revenge of the Sith is
"You lose, General Kenobi"
General Grievous at the beginning just before he jumps out the ship.

My favorite from the original is
"If you kill me, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine."
Ben Kenobi right before Darth Vader kills him in Episode IV

My favorite Chewbacca quote is
"Waaarrrgh" it is very deep and I completely agree.
In Episode V when he is in the Hoth base waiting for Han and Luke.

My favorite Darth Maul quote is
"At last we shall reveal ourselves to the Jedi."
Darth Maul on Corescant talking to Emperor Palpatine

My favorite Anakin quote is
"Would you excuse me for a moment, Master"
Anakin Skywalker after he lost the assassin and then jumped off the speeder.

My favorite Jango Fett quote is
"It's always nice to meet a Jedi"
Jango Fett when he is talking to Obi wan Kenobi

I forgot to do my favorite Yoda quote. Well here it is.
"Much to learn, you still have my old padawan."
Yoda right after having fired Dukoo's (I think that I spelled his name wrong) lightning back at him.

My favorite from the original is
"If you kill me, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine."
Ben Kenobi right before Darth Vader kills him in Episode IV.

Me = Nitpicky.

The quote is "Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

"Thank 'the maker'! This oil bath is going to feel so good!"

"...a wretched hive of scum and villainy..." Obi-wan, Episode IV.

A quote I have shamelessly stolen and applied to my high school, University College London, any nearby council estates and Finnegans Pub, Ealing. It is simply a wonderfully descriptive phrase.

"Thank 'the maker'! This oil bath is going to feel so good!"
That is such an ironic line. I love it.

Padme: A wonderful thing has happened. Ani, I'm pregnant.
Anakin: *awkward silence*
Yoda (voiceover): Use protection, even a Jedi must... mmm...

Okay, so that didn't actaully happen, but it would've been funny.

Padme: A wonderful thing has happened. Ani, I'm pregnant.
Anakin: *awkward silence*
Yoda (voiceover): Use protection, even a Jedi must... mmm...

Okay, so that didn't actaully happen, but it would've been funny.

If it wasn't planned you'd think in the Star Wars universe with the technology there is protection would be 100%

You'd also think that with all their technology, they'd be able to do C-sections, thus saving Padme and preventing Anakin from turning to the Dark Side in the first place.

You'd also think that with all their technology, they'd be able to do C-sections, thus saving Padme and preventing Anakin from turning to the Dark Side in the first place.
Yeah, I know. I couldn't figure that out...but if she didn't die, then it would totally screw up the entire original trilogy.

You'd also think that with all their technology, they'd be able to do C-sections, thus saving Padme and preventing Anakin from turning to the Dark Side in the first place.
I thought it was just that she lost the will to live after Anakin turned to the dark side and tried to kill her.

I thought it was just that she lost the will to live after Anakin turned to the dark side and tried to kill her.

She did, but *shhhhh* quiet! :p

'Once more the sith shall rule the galaxy!'
'I am a jedi, like my father before me'
'So be it...jedi'
'unlimited power!'
'Every single jedi is now an enemy of the republic'
'Do what must be done. Do not hesitate, show no mercy'
'I can feel your anger'
'You were the chosen one!'
'Then I will do what I must'

There's really quite a lot.

Emperor: "Darth Vader."
Vader: "Yes master?"
Emperor: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiise!"

I thought it was just that she lost the will to live after Anakin turned to the dark side and tried to kill her.

That it be. That it be

Anakin was just stupid. Luke was older and had experienced more loss when he had to make the choice, so he had less chance to screw it up.

"He killed younglings!"
-Obi-wan (I think, maybe others) Revenge of the Sith. My friend and I would substitute Puppies for younglings, and it would go perfectly

From the others...
"My parts are showing?!"
-C-3PO Phantom Menace

"My parts are showing?!"
-C-3PO Phantom Menace
*continuing* "Oh my goodness!"

someone thought the ewoks were speaking filipino? it's actually an obscure chinese dialect, I forget the name, and they are only imitating it

on a side note, the Sullustian navigator on the Falcon in RotJ is speaking a Kenyan language, and his lines actually fit with the situation, needless to say, it was a big hit in Kenya :)

fav quote overall: "You must unlearn what you have learned" Yoda

2nd fav: "Surprised?" Yoda upon entering Sidious' chamber in Ep 3

Darth Vader, Ep. 3 "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Cracks me up EVERY TIME!

"WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!" ~ R2D2, various.

"I feel so...helpless." C3P0, Ep 3.

I thought it was just that she lost the will to live after Anakin turned to the dark side and tried to kill her.

I think that was the point, that in trying to save her (by turning to the dark side) Anakin actually ended up killing her. I've heard murmurs that part of the problem was the Padme was injured by the Force choke Anakin gave her. But that doesn't make much sense when compared to other instances of the Force choke.

"You were the chosen one." was by far the most emotional quote in the saga, so its my favorite.

On another note, I think that it was the Force's will for Padme to die, so it killed her. That's why a measley droid couldn't identify the problem.

"Your confidence is your weakness"
"Your faith in your friends is yours"
- Palpatine to Luke (I love the look he gives Luke right before he says this.)

someone thought the ewoks were speaking filipino? it's actually an obscure chinese dialect, I forget the name, and they are only imitating it

on a side note, the Sullustian navigator on the Falcon in RotJ is speaking a Kenyan language, and his lines actually fit with the situation, needless to say, it was a big hit in Kenya :)

fav quote overall: "You must unlearn what you have learned" Yoda

2nd fav: "Surprised?" Yoda upon entering Sidious' chamber in Ep 3

He said something to the effect of "one thousand elephants are stepping on me", or something like that.

Not good
-Obi one Knobi

Flying is for droids.
~Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ep III

"Sorry about the mess." - Han Solo

"Come on! Let's go!" - Cone-head Jedi, shortly before being obliterated by Clonetrooper fire.

"Come on! Let's go!" - Cone-head Jedi, shortly before being obliterated by Clonetrooper fire.
His name is Ki-Adi-Mundi. He is a Jedi Master, and a firmly established member of the Council.

someone thought the ewoks were speaking filipino? it's actually an obscure chinese dialect, I forget the name, and they are only imitating it

on a side note, the Sullustian navigator on the Falcon in RotJ is speaking a Kenyan language, and his lines actually fit with the situation, needless to say, it was a big hit in Kenya :)
.. and R2-D2 speaks glaswegian as it would be heard down a bad phone line, without the expletives (actually that's probably what all the extra bleeps were)

His name is Ki-Adi-Mundi. He is a Jedi Master, and a firmly established member of the Council.
and he got carked by a clonetrooper? talk about a lapse of concentration.

Jar Jar: *SCREAMS as he plummets to his death in.. no wait.. that was that really funny dream I had..

You'd also think that with all their technology, they'd be able to do C-sections, thus saving Padme and preventing Anakin from turning to the Dark Side in the first place.
You'd also think that they would be able to work out that she was expecting twins...

In one scene (not sure if this was mentioned), in Return of the Jedi, two ewoks speak english. When they first find C-3P0. It goes like this...

"Boy, that guy's wise."
"No doubt about it"

Or something of that nature.

"I...HATE...YOU!"
Burning Anakin, Revenge of the Sith