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Ok - if you've seen the latest Star Wars film - Revenge of the Sith - post you favourite quote from that film AND your favourite quote from any of the other 5 films.

Give the film title, and the person who said the quote. If you feel up to it - elaborate on the events directly preceeding the quote - without, obviously, revealing the plot to those who haven't seen the new film yet.

My favourite quote from the new film would be

"Every single Jedi is now an enemy of the Republic. Do what must be done. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy."
- Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious, Revenge of the Sith

From all the films, would have to be

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you."
- Yoda, The Phantom Menace

I dont have a favourite quote from Ep III yet, but I do like look Anakin gives the Youngling......


My favorite quote however, is one Palpatine gives to Luke, after Luke implies that the Emporer is wrong.

"Oh no my young Jedi, you will find it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things."
-Emporer Palpatine, ROTJ.

I have several canidates:

Favorite Cheesy/funny lines:
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
- Darth Vader, Revenge of the Sith

"UNLIMITED POWER!"
- Darth Sidious AKA Palpatine while frying Mace Windu, Revenge of the Sith

"I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee."
"I can arange that! He could use a good kiss!"
- Princess Leia then Han Solo, The Empire Strikes back

Favorite Lines:
Obi-Wan's "You were the chosen one." speech
- Revenge of the Sith

"No, I am your father."
- Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back

"I love you!"
"I know."
- Princess Leia then Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

"You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right."
-Anakin Skywalker, Return of the Jedi

"Thank you Chewbacca."
- Yoda in Revenge Of The Sith, the only phrase he doesn't speak with the subject misplaced.

From the older ones:
"Do or do not! There is no try!"
- Yoda again.

"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"

Ive got a bad feeling about this. (the first one that Han Solo Says)

Rwrror- Chewbacca.

This Parties Over- Mace Windu :mp5:

and others i cant think of :headbang:

"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"
uhh i dont think thats star wars

Heres my fave:

Luke: - Your overconfidance is your weakness

Emperor: - Your faith in your friends is yours

Favorite from the new

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes"
~obi won

from old

"It's them, blast em'"
~random storm trooper

Heres my fave:

Luke: - Your overconfidance is your weakness

Emperor: - Your faith in your friends is yours

yeah that one is awsome.

Favorite Cheesy/funny lines:
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
- Darth Vader, Revenge of the Sith


My friend and I were sitting in a cinema full of people into the emotional moment of this scene. But ... well, we just burst out laughing.

What I want to know is how consciously Lucas included this scene - was it meant to be a strong emotional moment or was it meant to be a reference to Cheese with a capital C?

My friend and I were sitting in a cinema full of people into the emotional moment of this scene. But ... well, we just burst out laughing.

What I want to know is how consciously Lucas included this scene - was it meant to be a strong emotional moment or was it meant to be a reference to Cheese with a capital C?

I have no idea what Lucas was thinking. But it makes sense from a certain point of view ;)

hearing darth vader do that was the funniest thing ive seen and heard in my life. It just doesnt fit his character.

That was the only flaw with the movie. It could have been justified if Vader had destroyed some more off the scenery when he said it, or gave Sidious a good smacking out of anger, but just standing their like a constipated lemon did Lucas no favours.

That was the only flaw with the movie. It could have been justified if Vader had destroyed some more off the scenery when he said it, or gave Sidious a good smacking out of anger, but just standing their like a constipated lemon did Lucas no favours.

he he he yeah i thought it was funny. I would have smaked sidiouses ugly face ofr the hell of it anyhoo.

I love this one:

"This is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."
- Padme, Revenge of the Sith

and

"He killed the younglings, I'm so sorry."
- Obi Wan, Revenge of the Sith

"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years."
- Chancellor Palpatine, Revenge of the Sith

hearing darth vader do that was the funniest thing ive seen and heard in my life. It just doesnt fit his character.

What I did in that whole scene was imagine everything Darth said with Anakin's voice, then it all seems to make much more sense why he did it.

But my favourite quote from EPIII has to be...

'There are too many of them, we're outnumbered, what should we do?' *lightsaber sound*

I nearly wet myself laughing in a 'did he really do that?' state of shock.

The best of all tho has to be...
[Leia] I love you!
[Han] I know.

I liked the quote where Mace Windu and 3 other Jedi's come to arrest Palpatine. It's a kick ass opening to an even more kick ass ass-kicking. Can't remember exactly how it goes, but if you've seen the film, you'll know what I mean.

My fav from all movies:

"Apology accepted Captain Needa" - as Needa slumps to the floor dead. Bloody hilarious.

From Revenge of the Sith:

this one's hard...umm...

"Help us Master Skywalker!" or whatever it was exactly that the Padawan said to Anakin, before Anakin pulls out the lightsaber, very cool

ANAKIN enters a room full of YOUNGLINGS huddled in a corner.

YOUNGLINGS: Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?

ANAKIN looks back at them with a stern expression on his face and ignites his lightsaber.

that was really sad! everyone in the cinema was really shocked when that happened!


A column of CLONE WALKERS marches across the forest floor. The STRANGE CALLS of the alien forest creatures of FELUCIA suddenly stop. The Jedi AAYLA SECURA and her CLONE TROOPS brace for an ambush.

AAYLA: Steady. . . . steady . . .

They all look around for signs of the enemy. CLONE COMMANDER BLY moves up behind the Jedi.

AAYLA: (continuing) Bly, do you think they're Droids?

BLY: No.

BLY blasts AAYLA in the back. The OTHER CLONES fire on her as she hits the ground.

"Me'sa back!" --Jar Jar Binks

"Me'sa back!" --Jar Jar Binks

Ugh - kill it, kill it!!!

That was the only flaw with the movie.

It's not a flaw if it was intentional though, if it was intentionally cheesy. Then it's an injoke or a reference to something else, and a bigger part of movie culture.

I'm not sure though. It's hard to tell with Lucas, especially after he missed the mark so badly with JarJar.

Yes, but it was a serious and defining moment in the film - why would Lucas want to put a "cheesy" moment or joke within it? That's just bad directing, not humour.

[QUOTE=Meilongistan]"Thank you Chewbacca."
- Yoda in Revenge Of The Sith, the only phrase he doesn't speak with the subject misplaced.[QUOTE]

Not to rock the boat (those are all great quotes by the way) but there's really not that much to do with 'Thank you Chewbacca'...

'Chewbacca thank you' - same difference
'you thank Chewbacca' - now that's really illogical, speaking to Chewbacca
'you Chewbacca thank' - ditto
'thank Chewbacca you' - okay, this is getting silly.

Just a dumb thought,
Cathenia

My friend and I were sitting in a cinema full of people into the emotional moment of this scene. But ... well, we just burst out laughing.

What I want to know is how consciously Lucas included this scene - was it meant to be a strong emotional moment or was it meant to be a reference to Cheese with a capital C?

My siblings watched the premiere and we really had fun with this Buzz Lightyear moment afterwards...

"Do you want to have coffee at Starbucks?"

"NOOOOOOOO"

"Do you have the money for the parking fee?"

"NOOOOOOOO"

It's not even authentic Star Wars... the way he shot the scene was a spoof of the scene in Pixar's Toy Story 2... "No Buzz - I AM YOUR FATHER!"

"NOOOOOOOO"

Hilarious,
Cathenia

ANAKIN enters a room full of YOUNGLINGS huddled in a corner.

YOUNGLINGS: Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?

ANAKIN looks back at them with a stern expression on his face and ignites his lightsaber.

that was really sad! everyone in the cinema was really shocked when that happened!


A column of CLONE WALKERS marches across the forest floor. The STRANGE CALLS of the alien forest creatures of FELUCIA suddenly stop. The Jedi AAYLA SECURA and her CLONE TROOPS brace for an ambush.

AAYLA: Steady. . . . steady . . .

They all look around for signs of the enemy. CLONE COMMANDER BLY moves up behind the Jedi.

AAYLA: (continuing) Bly, do you think they're Droids?

BLY: No.

BLY blasts AAYLA in the back. The OTHER CLONES fire on her as she hits the ground.

That was really cool actually though my sis commented it was George does GODFATHER... the younglings moment really made my heart jump into my throat!

Cathenia

I'm not sure though. It's hard to tell with Lucas, especially after he missed the mark so badly with JarJar.

Believe it or not he didnt miss the mark with Jar Jar. I thought the same thing until I began working with children and came to realize that Jar Jar Binks is their favorite Star Wars character. Jar Jar Binks was one of the tools he used to build up a following of younger fans for his new trilogy. That strategy worked. The older fans bitched about Jar Jar but kept watching the sequels anyway, and the younger ones loved Jar Jar and climbed on board for the other sequels (and generated even more profits by renting the old movies they hadnt seen). Jar Jar actually hit the mark perfectly. He now has two sets of fans. Young ones who think the new films are better and love Jar Jar, and old ones who think the originals are better and hate Jar Jar. Both sets watch the movies and buy the merchandise despite the things they dont like. He has successfully appealed to two distinct audiences simultaneously.

Believe it or not he didnt miss the mark with Jar Jar. I thought the same thing until I began working with children and came to realize that Jar Jar Binks is their favorite Star Wars character. Jar Jar Binks was one of the tools he used to build up a following of younger fans for his new trilogy. That strategy worked. The older fans bitched about Jar Jar but kept watching the sequels anyway, and the younger ones loved Jar Jar and climbed on board for the other sequels (and generated even more profits by renting the old movies they hadnt seen). Jar Jar actually hit the mark perfectly. He now has two sets of fans. Young ones who think the new films are better and love Jar Jar, and old ones who think the originals are better and hate Jar Jar. Both sets watch the movies and buy the merchandise despite the things they dont like. He has successfully appealed to two distinct audiences simultaneously.

Granted, but did he have to dumb down the dialogue as well?

Georgie boy's a marketing genius. I'm betting he'll re-release this in ten years as a 'special edition'.

Cathenia

"Luke:"You Killed My Father."
Darth Vader:"No Im Your Father." (From Empire Strikes Back)

Believe it or not he didnt miss the mark with Jar Jar.

Hmm, you may have a point.

I was about to argue the differences between the ewoks and JarJar. I can see that the Ewoks served the purpose in RotJ that you suggest Jar Jar serves in SW:TPM. However, the Ewoks are tolerable.

To me. But I was, roughly, 9 when I saw Return of the Jedi. Was there mass condemnation of the Ewoks in the 80s?

However, I *do* find Jar Jar not only incredibly annoying but also offensive in the appropriation, and dumbing down, of cultural stereotypes.

Favorite quotes:

Leia: "Why you, stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerfherder!"
Han: "Who's scruffy lookin'?"

C3PO: "I believe they think I'm some sort of god!"
Han: "Then why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this."
C3PO: "Begging your pardon, but that wouldn't be proper."
Han: "Proper!"
C3PO:"It's against my programming to impersonate a deity."

SOme of the other interactions between Han and C3PO are just hilarious.

Honorable Mention: "Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son!" -Cock Knocker "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" (I know. Not Star Wars. But funny enough to mention. :) )

OOTANI (from those random little thingys that zap R2-D2)

or the tusken raiders roar, great until people immitate it badly

Hmm, you may have a point.

I was about to argue the differences between the ewoks and JarJar. I can see that the Ewoks served the purpose in RotJ that you suggest Jar Jar serves in SW:TPM. However, the Ewoks are tolerable.

To me. But I was, roughly, 9 when I saw Return of the Jedi. Was there mass condemnation of the Ewoks in the 80s?

However, I *do* find Jar Jar not only incredibly annoying but also offensive in the appropriation, and dumbing down, of cultural stereotypes.

SW universe is, I'm afraid, chock full of latent cultural stereotypes:

Toydarian (Watto) - Arabic
Gungan (Jar Jar) - Jamaican
Ewok (Wicket) - Filipino
Nemoidian (Viceroy) - Chinese
Sandpeople (errr..) - Bedouin Arab

The only cultural stereotypes that get off well are the Japanese, on whom Lucas based much of the Jedi mythos. For example, Obi - sash, Jedi - similar to Jidai Geki or Period of the Wars, even the ascetic unemotional unattachment of the Jedi is taken from Japanese heroic typology. Watch Seven Samurai - Kambei the hero is the leader, type, who is, for all intents and purposes, Asexual. Katsushiro, the young samurai is the pretty boy type who eventually ends up with the girl but can never be the leader type hero he aspires to be (sound familiar?) The others are too obvious for comfort sometimes. I swear, the Ewoks spoke Filipino once or twice.

Haha! Thanks for bringing Kev Smith into the discussion. His takes on the Star Wars universe are hilarious and insightful. The DEATH STAR ROOFER discussion in Clerks is brilliant and the racial deconstruction at the start of Chasing Amy ("Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the universe... now Luke Skywalker, jumped up white boy is attackin' his hood, the Death Star...") is PRICELESS.

Maharlikana

Let's accept it, Vader rocks. He has some of the best lines... in ESB, with Boba Fett: -

V -- You can use whatever methods neccesery, but I want them alive *points at Fett*No disintigrations

B -- As you wish

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I am your father


Or, in Eps. IV: -

Vader: - I find your lack of faith disturbing

in Ep3... Vader always has the coolest (at least one cool line) per episode...

here he just has... "NOOOOOO"

Maharlikana

I dunno - Vader has a fairly good line here

"From the Jedi point of view! From my point of view, the Jedi are evil."
- Anakin/Darth Vader, RotS

He's not in his black costume yet, but technically he's still Darth Vader

This is good

"Into exile I must go. Failed, I have."
- Yoda, RotS

or

"Why bother? As a practical matter, the Senate no longer exists."
- Mon Mothma, RotS

"It's like a 1000 voiced cried out at once and were suddenly silenced"
- Obi Wan Knobe Episode 4 A New Hope.

I dunno if this one was already posted.
But here it is again.

BTW RotS was f-in awesome!

Late,

Hmm, you may have a point.

I was about to argue the differences between the ewoks and JarJar. I can see that the Ewoks served the purpose in RotJ that you suggest Jar Jar serves in SW:TPM. However, the Ewoks are tolerable.

To me. But I was, roughly, 9 when I saw Return of the Jedi. Was there mass condemnation of the Ewoks in the 80s?

However, I *do* find Jar Jar not only incredibly annoying but also offensive in the appropriation, and dumbing down, of cultural stereotypes.

Yup, the older fans hated the Ewoks and you can still find condemnation for them from those fans.

As for Jar Jar appropriating stereotypes, Im sorry but there were no stereotypes of Gungans in existance until Lucas made them up.

well, true... though strictly speaking he's not 'yet' Vader. He's the same person but he hasn't been 'born again' into the dark side.

Cathenia

"urgh, how uncivilised" - Obi Wan as he throws away the blaster he just used to kill grevious

Strictly speaking not from the films, but it is from a documentary about them.

"In space, there is no underwear. There is only gaffer tape."

Carrie Fisher, after being asked about the white dress in ANH.

well, true... though strictly speaking he's not 'yet' Vader. He's the same person but he hasn't been 'born again' into the dark side.

Cathenia

Hmmm - I'd say he is Vader. Remember, Palpatine has brought him over to the Dark Side and has done the whole 'Arise, Lord Vader' speech just after they both killed Mace Windu.

Carrie Fisher, after being asked about the white dress in ANH.

Hehe - I saw that documentary too ;-) The one with C-3PO and R2-D2 presenting it?

"I have a bad feeling about this"
- Luke, New Hope + every other Star Wars film

Hehe - I saw that documentary too ;-) The one with C-3PO and R2-D2 presenting it?

"I have a bad feeling about this"
- Luke, New Hope + every other Star Wars film


Yeah :D

"Time for a break now, I need to recharge!"

Translation:

"Sod this, this bloody suit is hot and I need to go for a wazz!"

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes"
~obi won

Yeah...that was a good one. I also love Vader's "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

No-one's said this one yet!!

"May the force be with you."
- Various Jedi, all films

Senator Palpatine/The Emperor

"I CAN'T...HOLD IT...MUCH.....LONGER"

And then after Mace Windu dies.

"Ahhhhhh".

Also the statement uttered by Mace when he is arresting Plapatine, I though that was pretty cool.

"YEEEHAW! You're all clear; now let's blow this thing and go home!"
-Han Solo, EP IV, after getting Vader's TIE Adv. off Luke's tail.

Senator Palpatine/The Emperor

"I CAN'T...HOLD IT...MUCH.....LONGER"

And then after Mace Windu dies.

"Ahhhhhh".

Also the statement uttered by Mace when he is arresting Plapatine, I though that was pretty cool.

"UNLIMITED POWER!!!!"

Ep I: "Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?" Obi-Wan to Qui-Gon

Ep II: "Then we got into aggressive negotiations...that is, negotiations with a lightsaber." Anakin to Padme

Ep III: "And have the protocol droid's mind wiped." Bail Organa to Capt. Antillies.

Ep VI: "Govenor Tarkin...I had a feeling it the Emperor had you here holding Vader's leash. I smelled your foul stench the moment I came on board." Leia to Tarkin

Ep V: [Crap...can't remember the exact line...it was the "scruffy-looking nerf herder" one, Leia to Han.]

"He's no good to me dead" Boba Fett to Darth Vader.

"If he dies, the Empire will compensate you." DV to BF

"Put Captain Solo in the Cargo Hold." BF to Cloud City workers.
Ep VI: "Threepio, tell them that if they do not release us, you will be very angry." Luke to Threepio.

And then he pulls that force trick with spinning Threepio in the air.

Episode I:- *Obi-Wan to Qui Gon-Jinn*It seems you were right Master. The negotiations were short

Darth Vadar, the end of Episode III.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

HUMAN: (continued) You just watch yourself. We're
wanted men. I have the death sentence in twelve systems.

LUKE: I'll be careful than.

HUMAN: You'll be dead!

Or the "apology accepted" one which has already been mentioned. Awesome thread by the way.

Awesome thread by the way.

hehe - thanks :-)

"I'll never turn to the Dark Side....I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
- Luke, Return of the Jedi

If Return Of The Jedi has a pivotal moment, this is it. Luke Skywalker stands strong against the evil Emperor's attempt to turn him.

"Die Jedi Dogs! Oh what did I say?"
- C-3PO, Attack of the Clones

C-3PO's head ends up on a battle droid, hence his remark.

I can't believe no one's mentioned
Padme (sobbing): "You're going down a path I can't follow"
in the really tense scene where they argue and Anikin strangles her. For cheesy/unnatural speech I reckon it's right up there with
Darth - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
which is probably my favourite.

"Try not! Do. Or do not, there is no try."
- Yoda, to Luke, Empire

I think when Obi Wan says, "Thank You." in Star Wars A New Hope. That was always very touching.

Hummmmm.....

A New Hope - "I bet your are." As Han Blasts Greedo under the table. I love how greedo falls onto those rubber lips of his.

ESB - "You old smoothy." Han to Lando on the landing pad of Cloud City.

ESB - "You wanted to be around when I made a mistake well this could be it sweetheart!" Han Solo
"I take it back!" Leia - While Han is navigating the asteroid feild.

ESB - "Shut him up or shut him down!" Han refering to C3PO and his calcualtions.

"Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?"

*Han smacks Boba Fett in the Jet Pack and sends him flying into the sarlacc*

Or how bout this one?

Luke, To C-3PO:"Tell them that you'll get angry and use your magic."

Both from Return of the Jedi.

"Twisted by the dark side young Skywalker has become."
- Yoda, Revenge of the Sith

The terrible truth dawns

The boy you trained, gone he is. Consumed, by Darth Vader

Yoda - Revenge of the Sith

"[Luke] A Jedi Knight? I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone gets delusions of grandeur!"
- Han Solo, Return of the Jedi

"Every single Jedi is now an enemy of the Republic. Do what must be done. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy.""Every single Jedi, including your friend Obi-Wan Kenobi, is now an enemy of the Republic."

"Do what must be done, Lord Vader. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy."

"No, I am your father""No, Luke. I am your father!"

Yeah, I'm nitpicky. :p

If you want to be REALLY nitpicky...

PALPATINE: Every single Jedi, including your friend Obi-Wan Kenobi, is now an enemy of the Republic. You understand that, don't you?

ANAKIN: I understand, Master.

PALPATINE: We must move quickly. The Jedi are relentless; if they are not all destroyed, it will be civil war without end. First, I want you to go to the Jedi Temple. We will catch them off balance. Do what must be done, Lord Vader. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side to save Padme.

Padmé if we want to be über nitpicky. :p

Well, it always bring memories whenever anyone says, "I have a bad feeling about this."

I'm not sure if I have all the words right and stuff, but my favorite part of Ep III was the battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin, Jedi vs. Padawan.

Obi-Wan said, "You were the chosen one! You were suppose to destroy the sith, not become one of them! You were like a brother to me Anakin. I loved you!"

Ugh! It was so heartbreaking.

"Thank 'the maker'! This oil bath is going to feel so good!"

I can't do it justice. You have to watch the original 1977 Star Wars movie and hear C-3PO say it in all its camp (with a capital 'C') glory.

Just to make things a bit more interesting, my least favorite quote was deffinentely when yoda said,

"Not if anything to do with it, I have."
(in reference to Palpatine saying something about ruling the galaxy)

I just sat there and shook my head. I was respecting the movie pretty well up till then.

And the giant lizard/horse thing was a bit nutty.

But over all, good stuff.

My least favourite quote would have to be ANYTHING said by Jar Jar Binks

"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"



uhh i dont think thats star wars

Yah, but it should be.

These are all good quotes. I havent seen the new star wars, but i dont think it can beat my fav. --> In the Return of the jedi when the emperor is firing lighting blots at luke , the emperor says ( and i love this quote)
"You will pay for your lack of vision!" <Zap!>

i think thats the best!

so darth vader has just woken up in that suit for the first time. his body utterly ruined; he is going to be halfman/halfmachine for the rest of his existance.

he asks about his wife, the REASON he has murdered not only his friends and mentors but helpless children. the one thing in the galaxy he holds dear.

he is told that not only did he fail HE IS THE ONE WHO KILLED HER. and in killing her he killed his own child.

you have 60 seconds for this scene. what do you think he should have said?

"oh well, easy come easy go?"

so darth vader has just woken up in that suit for the first time. his body utterly ruined; he is going to be halfman/halfmachine for the rest of his existance.

he asks about his wife, the REASON he has murdered not only his friends and mentors but helpless children. the one thing in the galaxy he holds dear.

he is told that not only did he fail HE IS THE ONE WHO KILLED HER. and in killing her he killed his own child.

you have 60 seconds for this scene. what do you think he should have said?

"oh well, easy come easy go?"

I actually wonder why he didn't chin the Emperor at that point.

Well, it always bring memories whenever anyone says, "I have a bad feeling about this."

I'm not sure if I have all the words right and stuff, but my favorite part of Ep III was the battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin, Jedi vs. Padawan.

Obi-Wan said, "You were the chosen one! You were suppose to destroy the sith, not become one of them! You were like a brother to me Anakin. I loved you!"

Ugh! It was so heartbreaking.

Yeah. What was amazing, though, was the Jedi's ignorance.

Yoda realized it about halfway through the movie, which I was happy about.

Anakin did bring balance to the force. The force was centred MUC TOO STRONGLY towards the Light side of the force, and Anakin brought it back to center, henceforth bringing balance to the force.

Yoda figured it out.

LUKE I DID YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT IN ALL 1001 POSITIONS
:fluffle: :)

Rwrror- Chewbacca.


That was the best quote! As was when he said "Rwrror"!

Seriously though, Chewie is the coolest.

"An entire LEGION of my best troops..."

So that's how he reffered to that gaggle of incompetant clutzes who go their asses handed to them by Ewoks...

Some of my favorites

Vader-
"The Emperor will teach you the true nature of the Force, he is your master now."


"If this is the consulates ship then where are the ambassadors!"

Palpatine-

"Are you threatening me master jedi?"

[i]Everything is proceeding just as i have forseen. (evil cakcling)

[he has the best cakcle of all movie villains, ever.]

Nute Gunray(i don't know why but i love nemodians)

I want to see her suffer!

In time the suffering of your people will persuade you to see our point of view.

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate"

That was the right movie, correct?

no you silly n00b - i don't know what film you're talking about.

"If there’s a bright centre to the Universe, you’re on the planet that it’s farthest from."
- Luke, New Hope

Luke whinges about his home planet of Tatooine

I'm not sure if I have all the words right and stuff, but my favorite part of Ep III was the battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin, Jedi vs. Padawan.

Obi-Wan said, "You were the chosen one! You were suppose to destroy the sith, not become one of them! You were like a brother to me Anakin. I loved you!"

Ugh! It was so heartbreaking.
You know, Anakin DOES destroy the Sith - at the end of Return of the Jedi, when he kills Palpatine. He was the chosen one after all. :)

Let the wookie win
C3PO

You know, Anakin DOES destroy the Sith - at the end of Return of the Jedi, when he kills Palpatine. He was the chosen one after all. :)
If you've read the EU books (Expanded Universe) The emperor doesn't die. His body is destoryed, but it is merely a clone, and he sustains his life force via the Dark Side

If you've read the EU books (Expanded Universe) The emperor doesn't die. His body is destoryed, but it is merely a clone, and he sustains his life force via the Dark Side

And then he goes away again

And then he goes away again
Only after he eventually goes mad

"You were my brother; I loved you" -Obi Wan

"Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?"
- Obi Wan Kenobi to Han Solo, New Hope

Ok -

as well as your favourite quote overall,

see if you can come up with your favourite quote from each of the 6 movies

Liea running to meet Luke after the first death star was destroyed

Liea to Luke, "Luke!!!!!"
Luke to Liea, "Carie!!!!!"

(off screen)
Lucas, :headbang: Damnit Mark, get your lines right

Darth Vadar, the end of Episode III.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

I`ll have to go with that one too :D

It was quite potent ;)

What about

"We're alone, in an uncharted part of the galaxy. We've already made some friends, and some enemies. We have no idea of the dang..."

Oh wait - wrong sci-fi show!

"Austin, I am your father"

nearly there!

"You do not need to see our identification."- Obi Wan

Padme: You're not all-powerful, Ani.
Anakin: Well, I should be
- Attack of the Clones

We shall test it - on Captain Solo

sayeth Vader in the film that is known as the Empire Striketh Back

The Emperor is your master now

sayeth Vader in the film that is know as the Returneth of the Jedi

I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am

sayeth Vader in yet another session of evil

Episode One: -

Qui Gon-Jinn: I have nothing else, but credits will do fine*waves hand*

Watto: No, they won't

QGJ: *waves hand again*Credits, will do fine!

W: No, they won't. Wadda' think you are, some kinda' Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Todarian, mind tricks do not work on me. No money, no parts, no Deal!

Ep. I - Can't really think of any.

Ep. II - "I'm quite beside myself" - C3PO, for its crapness

Ep. III - "You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them" - Obi-Wan. I just found it really emotional.

Ep. IV - "That's no moon" - Obi-Wan. Of course.

Ep. V - "Laugh it up, fuzzball" - Han. A classic

Ep. VI - (Your overconfidence is your weakness) "Your faith in your friends is yours" - The Emperor. Such class, especially compared with McDiarmid's laughable performance in Ep. III.

Darth Vader - "You are thinking of ... sister!" :D

Palpatine announcing the formation of the Galactic Empire. It really seemed to speak to real events.

My fav Ep III quote

Obi Wan to Padme: Anakins the father, isn't he?

Padme: Mhmmm (don't remember the exact line, but think this is close enough)

Obi: I'm so Sorry.

That just left my friends and I laughing in the theatre...

I can't believe no one has mentioned this yet...

"These are not the droids you are looking for."
-Ep. IV, Obi-Wan Kenobi

I can't believe no one has mentioned this yet...

"These are not the droids you are looking for."
-Ep. IV, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Stormtrooper: "These are not the droids we are looking for" :D

so darth vader has just woken up in that suit for the first time. his body utterly ruined; he is going to be halfman/halfmachine for the rest of his existance.

he asks about his wife, the REASON he has murdered not only his friends and mentors but helpless children. the one thing in the galaxy he holds dear.

he is told that not only did he fail HE IS THE ONE WHO KILLED HER. and in killing her he killed his own child.

you have 60 seconds for this scene. what do you think he should have said?

"oh well, easy come easy go?"

I don't think he should have said anything. Instead I think what happpened in the movie should have happened, but without the "NOO!". The ground should shake and stuff should fall apart. But it should have been more dramatic, with stuff just breaking and collapsing everywhere.

Stars wars attack of the clones

[Han] Keep your distance though, Chewie. But don't look like you're trying to keep your distance.
[Chewie] Raaaarrwrwr!
[Han] I don't know. Fly casual.

Stormtrooper: "These are not the droids we are looking for" :D

Obi Wan: "He can go about his buisness"

"So this is how liberty dies... amid thunderous applause."
--Padme Amidala

"horny, the penis makes me."
-my freind doing Yoda
its funny as hell if you can do the voice right

"So this is how liberty dies... amid thunderous applause."
--Padme Amidala

I was trying to remember that line, course I lost track of that with the moment the Galactic Empire was declared by Palpatine.

Just to ask, did anyone else think the entire bit about the 'Chosen One' ws ever meant to actually 'help' the Jedi? I never bought it at all in the first place.

The Balance to the 'Force' was the catch 52. A thousand Jedi and two Sith a balance do not make.

Actually - it's

"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause . . ."

I love this quote

"We can't sit around debating any longer, we have decided to do what we can to stop it. Senator Mon Mothma and I are putting together an organization . . . "
- Bail Organa, Revenge of the Sith

"you must unlearn what you have learned"---yoda teaching Luke

basically telling Luke that your power is limited only by your perception of yourself....awesome. deep for a movie too.

"Much fear I sense in you"
- Yoda

Palpatine announcing the formation of the Galactic Empire. It really seemed to speak to real events.

Uh, duh? That plot was based on Hitler's rise to power.

I was trying to remember that line, course I lost track of that with the moment the Galactic Empire was declared by Palpatine.

Just to ask, did anyone else think the entire bit about the 'Chosen One' ws ever meant to actually 'help' the Jedi? I never bought it at all in the first place.

The Balance to the 'Force' was the catch 52. A thousand Jedi and two Sith a balance do not make.

Isn't that what I just said?

Besides, Yoda DID realize it, but by that time it was too late.

"Into exile, must I go"
- Yoda

No one listens to Yoda for some reason. Prob. b/c he's short, old, and green and says things that actually make sense.

But he twirls a mean lightsaber.

Nah - I like Mace Windu's lightsaber - it's all purply!

Yoda can kick almost anyone's butt at lightsaber fights. Mace...hah. Besides...purple's a lame color for a lightsaber.

True - Yoda does kick ass

"You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you. I have trained you since you were a small boy. I have taught you everything I know. And you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be, and you have saved my life more times than I can remember. But be patient, Anakin. It won't be long before the Council makes you a Jedi Master."
- Obi Wan, Revenge of the Sith

True - Yoda does kick ass

"You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you. I have trained you since you were a small boy. I have taught you everything I know. And you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be, and you have saved my life more times than I can remember. But be patient, Anakin. It won't be long before the Council makes you a Jedi Master."
- Obi Wan, Revenge of the Sith
30-ish years later...

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me." Luke to Palpatine.

Yoda can kick almost anyone's butt at lightsaber fights. Mace...hah. Besides...purple's a lame color for a lightsaber.

The thing is, Mace Windu is that awesome. He's saying that "I am so good that I can HAVE a purple lightsabre!"

"Anakin, if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the Force. Be careful of the Jedi, Anakin. (pausing) They fear you. In time they will destroy you. Let me train you."
- Chancellor Palpatine, RotS

Bah. It just means he's borderline darkside.

Kaymiril, that was so racist. :D :D :p

"Not from a Jedi..."
- Chancellor Palpatine

I'm only racist against creatures like the Hutts. I just call things like that as I see 'em. It's the closest to red (bad guys color) except for the actual red ones. Everyone else has blue or green.

Go jump into a Sarlacc pit, Derscon.

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
- Master Yoda

This guy is just full of wisdom

I'm only racist against creatures like the Hutts. I just call things like that as I see 'em. It's the closest to red (bad guys color) except for the actual red ones. Everyone else has blue or green.

Go jump into a Sarlacc pit, Derscon.

You obviously missed that one. :(

And no, I'd rather not jump in a Sarlacc pit.

You obviously missed that one. :(

And no, I'd rather not jump in a Sarlacc pit.
Oh no, dearie...I caught it.

Tell you what...I'll give you a choice.

The Sarlacc or the Wampa. Pick your poison.

Heh guys - I don't mind ya having this little convo in my thread - but could you at least shove a Star Wars quote at the bottom of your posts?

"Failed, I have"
- Yoda, RotS

I love the surprised emotion in Yoda's voice when he says

"Count Dooku"
in Attack of the Clones

Yoda'd trained him, duh.

"...My old apprentice." Yoda to Dooku.

Oh no, dearie...I caught it.

Tell you what...I'll give you a choice.

The Sarlacc or the Wampa. Pick your poison.

Neither, actually. I am above those things. I am a Sith Lord, after all. :D



"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship."

--Yoda, my favourite Star Wars character

No, Derscon. You're not good enough to be a Sith Lord.

~"Uuff" -- Imperial Honor Guards just after Yoda's entrance to Palpatine's office, Ep III

Despite the fact that George Lucas is a horrible writer and pitiful director (though great producer), he does manage to get some rarely wonderful lines off. Generally the dialog is banal or cheesy at best. The scene transitions were horrible in SW3... he does give the viewer time to savor the unexpected lines. Don't get me wrong, I liked the movie. It made up for the previous two awful movies. Since it's still fresh in my mind, my favorite part was:

Padme: "I won't die. I promise"
Anikin: "No. I promise."

(Me during the movie: "Whoa. Lucas actually pulled off an emotional scene--oh, nevermind. More droids.")

The allusion to Jesus Christ through the Sith Lord was disturbing: "He saved others but could not save himself."

Also the condemnation of fundamentalism: "Only a Sith speaks in absolutes."

And the political critique: "So this is how democracy dies... to a thunderous applause."

No, Derscon. You're not good enough to be a Sith Lord.

~"Uuff" -- Imperial Honor Guards just after Yoda's entrance to Palpatine's office, Ep III

You'd be surprised, Kaymiril....

Not really, no.

Not really, no.

Hey, watch it.

"Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless." -- Again, Yoda.

You watch it, Dalhar.

"When 900 years you reach, look this good you will not."

SW universe is, I'm afraid, chock full of latent cultural stereotypes:

Toydarian (Watto) - Arabic

I'd always heard Watto was a Jewish stereotype.

Anyway, best line from the prequels was definitely:

AMIDALA
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.

Funniest from the prequels (in Ep. II):

OBI-WAN
I was beginning to wonder if you't got my message.

ANAKIN
I retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you'd requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.

OBI-WAN
Good job.

The originals are a little harder. I need some time to think before I pick favorites.

OOTANI (from those random little thingys that zap R2-D2)

or the tusken raiders roar, great until people immitate it badly

It's actually "Utini" and comes from the Zulu word of the same spelling meaning "Pardon?"/NITPICK

;)

Those "things" are called "Jawas."

Princess Leia to Han Solo "You scruffy-looking..nerve hurter!"

favorite! How can I pick? the one's that have been listed are great

one I haven't seen...RotJ: Emperor-"and now young Skywalker, you shall die"
(and absoulutely fabulous job of making a man with no facial expression look sad upon seeing his son being electricuted)

SWIII-Aniken/Darth Vader to Obi Wan-"I hate you!" (the simplicity of the line is quite poigniant in the moment...he has lost so much, his body, his life, his soul...and is now clearly Darth Vader....yet good still exists in him;) )

What about when, on the flaming-molten planet, Anaken says to Obi-Wan something like:
Either you are with me or you are my enemy.

This is pretty much exactly what George Bush said in a speech. Interesting. I enjoyed the movie, even though there were cheesy romance scenes and the "NOOOOOOOO!" was bad.

Ok best crappy quote from the morase of crap that was that screenplay:

"NOOOO!"
-Darth Vader


"Anakin, You're breaking my heart!"
-A tearful Padme


"You're so beautiful."
"Only because i'm so in love."
"No, no its because I'M so in love with you."
-The sappiest love scene ever written. Not sure whether to laugh or cry at its god awfulness. The best part of the movie is when Padme died, because it insured that such an exchange could never again take place.

"ULTIMATE POWER!"
-Palpatine, otherwise known as the meglomaniac deformed frog being on crack

"Wait, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!"
-Obi Wan, on a side note, Lucas obviously has been in situation where hes felt the desire to say this. Such as when he saw the finished products of Episode 1-3. Unfortunatly, he clearly isnt.

Best Quote in the movie from a petulant Anakin: "I HATE YOU!"

When he got his legs cut off, i cracked up. That paired with Padme's demise almost redeemed the movie. wait... no... no power on this earth could have done that save one of the film's editors accidently wiping the audio track from the entire film.
Also, just out curiosity, why the hell did Yoda run away? he wasn't losing the fight! And why did Obi Wan, who claimed to love Anakin, leave him to slowly and painfully burn to death? If he really had once loved him as a brother, why didnt he at least grant him a quick and painless death?
And finally, to sum up, george lucas, you suck. May you never make a movie again. The end.
PS WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE YOU ON WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WRITE?!!? That screenplay could have been the work of a group of add glue sniffing preschoolers on a coke binge.

Solo:How are we doing?"
Skywalker: "Same as always."
Solo: "That Bad huh?

"Impressive...Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well."
- Darth Vader to Luke

Princess Leia to Han Solo "You scruffy-looking..nerve hurter!"


Its actually "You scruffy looking Nerf herder."

Nerfs are cow-like mammals.

One who herds Nerfs.

"will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?!"---a pissed princess Lea

"its not my fault. its not my FAULT!"----panicked han solo

geez you people are harsh....

Also, he wasn't "darth vader" when he did the "Nooooo!!" thing. He was still the Anakin/darkside person. He thought she was still alive. It's like he got off a bad pcp trip and didnt remember what he did.

Also obi-wan, didnt want to kill him with his lightsaber. Even tho he was like a brother. Would you use the symbol of your belief's and teachings to kill a family member? Plus he was slipping downteh slop, I dont think Obi-wan wanted to chance getting sucked into the lava also.

When, Obi-wan is on the transport and was pushing aniken to go talk with the senitors, and was talking about how many times he has saved Obi's life, "Only 9 times, that time in (i dont remember =( ) doesnt count...... just doesn't count...." Makes you wonder what happened =p

Also anyone else noticed that Obi can kick serious butt when he doesnt have to "Capture" someone?

"When 900 years you reach, look this good you will not." - Yoda, Return of the Jedi

"Twisted by the dark side young Skywalker has become."
- Yoda, Revenge of the Sith

I was trying to remember that line, course I lost track of that with the moment the Galactic Empire was declared by Palpatine.

Just to ask, did anyone else think the entire bit about the 'Chosen One' ws ever meant to actually 'help' the Jedi? I never bought it at all in the first place.

The Balance to the 'Force' was the catch 52. A thousand Jedi and two Sith a balance do not make.
Theres actually a thing in Sith beliefs that speaks of someone who will bring balance to the Force. It's believed that The Jedi believe the same thing, but interpret it completley differently

But isn't that true of the whole philosophy of the Jedi and the Sith? They are two sides of the same coin - they both hold their own interpretations of the same ideas and principles.

The boy who dreamed is gone, consumed by Darth Vader he is

sayeth Yoda to Obi Wan in the Jedi Temple

I.....HATE......YOU

sayeth Anakin as he slowly burns away. I actually think this is one of the better bits in the film as it shows the deformed, mutilated mad creature Anakin has become. He is so enraged, so full of hate that all he can scream is hate as Obi Wan pours his heart out. I think its at that moment you see what fuels the later character of Darth Vader and you see that Anakin is really no more and Darth Vader he trully has become. At that moment you see Vader as a pitiful wretch and it has some poignancy.

I have waited for this for a long time my little green friend!

sayeth the Emperor upon trying to kill Yoda.

"I want that ship" Vader A New Hope.
Most people don't know it was ever in the movie. Lucas took it out when he started redoing the movies.

Luke I used to live here you know

Han Solo You are going to die here you know

Mr Skywalker, there are too many of them.

Then Anny proceeds to kill all the younglings!!! Very funny!

::horrified expression::

Funny?!

ANAKIN enters a room full of YOUNGLINGS huddled in a corner.

YOUNGLINGS: Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?

ANAKIN looks back at them with a stern expression on his face and ignites his lightsaber.

Theres actually a thing in Sith beliefs that speaks of someone who will bring balance to the Force. It's believed that The Jedi believe the same thing, but interpret it completley differently

Yeah, balance is not always good. YOu look at it.
Episode 1 Jedi (100+) > Sith (2~3)
Episode 4 Jedi (2) = Sith (2)

From episode 3:
*Cough cough*
- General Grievous, Revenge of the Sith

The best line of all:
"And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars

Yeah, right. I don't think even one stormtrooper ever hits what he's aiming at.

I thought Grievous was very badly done tbh.

Was he in Episode II? I can't remember

"Why bother? As a practical matter, the Senate no longer exists."
- Mon Mothma, Revenge of the Sith

Apparantly - Mon Mothma was supposed to be in Revenge of the Sith - but I didn't see her...maybe I blinked.

Anyone else see her?

But isn't that true of the whole philosophy of the Jedi and the Sith? They are two sides of the same coin - they both hold their own interpretations of the same ideas and principles.

Other than the Sith use their emotions to augment their powers, at the expense of their own lives. Look at the Emperor in RotJ. He's not even the original one, he's a clone, but look how ravaged by the Dark Side he is

Ahhh - but you're talking about the Expanded Universe there...and not all Star Wars fans accept the Expanded Universe as being canon ;)

At the pub in Ep. II

Drug dealer: "Do you wnat some death pills?"
Obi Wan:"You don't want to sell me death pills"
Dealer:"I don't want to sell you death pills"
Obi Wan:"You want to go home and think about your life"
Dealer: "I want to go home and think about my life"

Heh - I don't remember that, I'm gonna have to rewatch it :)

((It was Death Sticks, not pills ;)

Heh. I'm an SW nut....))


"Your overconfidence is your weakness."
"Your faith in your friends is yours."
-Luke Skywalker and Emperor Palpatine, Ep. VI


"That boy was our only hope."
"No. There is another."
-Ben Kenobi and Yoda, Ep. V


"So this is how democracy dies; in thunderous applause."
-Padme Amidala to Bail Organa, Ep. III


"I thought the battle was supposed to take place far from here... This is too close."
-Nute Gunray to Rune Haako, Ep. I


"Impossible! The Sith have been extinct for millenia."
-Ki Adi Mundi, Ep. I


"Fear... Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you."
-Yoda to Anakin Skywalker, Ep. I


"If you cut me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
-Ben Kenobi to Darth Vader, Ep. IV


"You scruffy-looking nerf herder!"
"Hey! Who's scruffy-looking?"
-Leia Organa and Han Solo, Ep. V


"Impressive.... Most impressive.... But you are not a Jedi yet."
-Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker, Ep. V


"Wipe them out. All of them."
-Darth Sidious to Nute Gunray, Ep. I


"Dooku is a political idealist, not a murderer."
-Ki Adi Mundi to Padme Amidala, Ep. II


"Much to learn you still have, my old padawan."
-Yoda to Count Dooku, Ep. II


"The Force will be with you, always..."
-Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi

Ahhh - but you're talking about the Expanded Universe there...and not all Star Wars fans accept the Expanded Universe as being canon ;)
There's plenty of stuff in EU that fits. Even if you don't take it as canon, it still sounds good :)

Heh - very true

So Snake - what's your favourite quote then? Give us one from the EU if ya want ;)

Nice Risban :) I've ordered Ep 1 + 2 on DVD

"I don't know... fly casual" Han Solo, Return of the Jedi

"Watch this!"
*pulls the lever
VVVVVT VVVVT VVVT VVT VT
...
...
"Watch what?"

Han Solo and Princess Leia
The Empire Strikes Back

"Imperial standard, they always dump thier trash before making the jump to hyperspace. When they do..."
"Just drift away with the garbage."
Han Solo and Princess Leia
The Empire Strikes Back

"Clumsy"
Darth Vader

"Lord Vader, can you hear me?" - Palpy, in the medical center where Darth Vader is created (Ep. III). Of course he can hear you! Honestly, it's like the Verizon Wireless commercials.

"Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!" - Random Stormtroopers, after Han Solo jumps through the blast doors (Ep. IV). Idiotic stormtroopers.

Heh - very true

So Snake - what's your favourite quote then? Give us one from the EU if ya want ;)

Nice Risban :) I've ordered Ep 1 + 2 on DVD

I've given plenty of quotes, but among my favourites are: -

Epis. I: - Obi-Wan: Seems you were right master, the negotiations were short

Epis II:- Drug dealer: "Do you want some death pills?"
Obi Wan:"You don't want to sell me death pills"
Dealer:"I don't want to sell you death pills"
Obi Wan:"You want to go home and think about your life"
Dealer: "I want to go home and think about my life"

Epis III:- Yoda: The boy you trained, gone he is. Consumed by Darth Vader

Epis IV:- Han: Um, we had a small reactor leak but it's fixed now, we're all fine here now... how are you?

Epis V:- Vader: Impressive. Most impressive

Epis VI:- Luke: Your overconfidance is your weakness
Emperor: Your faith in your friends is yours

"UNLIMITED POWER!"
- Darth Sidious, Revenge of the Sith

"I have a bad feeling about this"
- Luke, New Hope + every other Star Wars film

I've just downloaded the Revenge album - wow!

"You were my brother; I loved you"
-Obi Wan

Has anyone ever tried a slight variation of the good ol' "You don't need to see his identification" when entering the movie theater?

"You don't need to see my movie ticket." Of course paired with the "waving your hand like this" - sure will give you a surprised look :D

yeah i really like the quote in episode II where Obi-Wan and Anakin are chasing Zam into the bar and Obi-Wan says to Anakin: "I fear you will be the death of me."

even though this is just a mentors talk, it is a funny understatement.

Lol - no, but I did try it when my teacher asked me where my English Essay was ;)

"Live Long and Prosper"
Oh wait - wrong show!

"May the Force be with you"

Ep II
Yoda: "Master Obi-Wan, misplaced a planet he has. Very embarrassing."

Ep IV
Leia (in a non-functioning Millenium Falcon): "Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

ep III
yoda - "if so powerful are you, why run?"

so darth vader has just woken up in that suit for the first time. his body utterly ruined; he is going to be halfman/halfmachine for the rest of his existance.

he asks about his wife, the REASON he has murdered not only his friends and mentors but helpless children. the one thing in the galaxy he holds dear.

he is told that not only did he fail HE IS THE ONE WHO KILLED HER. and in killing her he killed his own child.

you have 60 seconds for this scene. what do you think he should have said?

"oh well, easy come easy go?"
I'll admit that I've stopped reading just past this point, so I don't know how other people have adressed this, but I'll give it a whirl-

Sparse up his dialog a little more, maybe even down to just one or two words: Padme, or Where is Padme (alright, thats three...). Palpatine tells him whats up-you killed her. He is putting Vader in his control-it's part of the subtext of that scene, Palpatine is undermining Vader-that's in there even without the yell.

Keep the crushing, make the breathing uneven, maybe even cut it out all together. Clench the fist, amp the damage crank the score, then bring it down all at once...pause. Inhale, exhale. Vader walks forward, Palpatine barely contains his smile. Vader has shutdown-he is now a passionless power mad pawn of the emperor who will later hope to betray him and rule the universe on his own. He is, now in this final betrayal the Darth Vader we next see raiding Leah's ship in episode IV.

While I'm at it-Anikan should not have built C-3PO, a protocal driod that appears all over the place and is only special in that he is paired up with an extra spunky R2 unit. Anikin should have been building R2-D2, a very remarkable, resourceful and independent R2 unit that literally drives the original series in a way that Toto can only dream of. It would have actually leant narrative to the original films without having to alter a single thing about them. Now granted, they only wiped C3PO's memory at the end of the movie leaving R2-D2 to know exactly what's happening and who is who 20 years later when A New Hope starts up, but it would have had soooo much more weight if it had been R2 that he built. There even could have been a moment of clarity before Anikin slips where he has R2-D2 'look after my wife and kids," thus setting in motion his actions in the original movies.

That and don't explain the force, I don't want to know how it works. Everything else I have come to terms with, these are the only things left that bother me.

Leia (in a non-functioning Millenium Falcon): "Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
Han: It might.

Yeah. What was amazing, though, was the Jedi's ignorance.

Yoda realized it about halfway through the movie, which I was happy about.

Anakin did bring balance to the force. The force was centred MUC TOO STRONGLY towards the Light side of the force, and Anakin brought it back to center, henceforth bringing balance to the force.

Yoda figured it out.

I never though about it that way. I thought he brang balence to the force through Luke and Leia or something like that but what you say makes MUCH more sence.

Hilariously bad dialogue:
"Yeah i heard its quite the thing to see"
"I don't like sand, its rough, irritating and gets everywhere"

actual cool lines:
"I'd sooner kiss a wookie"
"You want me to arrange that? he could use a good kissing"

"What are you doing here?"
"We're here to rescue you!"
"Good job!"

"I have a new strategy, let the wookie win" (or something along those lines)

"And i thought this thing smelt bad from the outside"

"You were the chosen one! you were supposed to bring balance to the force, and destroy the Sith!"

"You were like my brother, i loved you!"

"You're breaking my heart!"

and any other quote in the final deul

"I love you"
"I love you too" (Han and Leia)

"I'm a Jedi, like my father before me"

"You killed my father! No, I am your father"

The entire bit where Vader taunted Luke about the possibilty of changing Leia over to the dark side

"Just like beggar canyon back home!"

"May the force be with you" (right before the final assault on the death star)

The conversation between Luke and Han as they were both about to be execute by Jabba

The bit where Leias acts like the posh princess and calls Chewbacca a "moving carpet"

Any sort of friendly bickering at all between Luke, Leia and Han

And many more I can't remeber

"You're breaking my heart!"

I love that quote - the whole dialogue between Padme and Anakin before he chokes her is brilliant.

Just been watching Episode 2 - you can really see the Dark Side in him already...

best quote...
"uuuuuuurrrrrhhhhhhhh-aaaaaahhhhhhh!"
thats chewbacca

Chewi is just generally good at giving decent speeches ;-)

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

"Laugh it up, Fuzzball"
Han Solo, the empire strikes back.

"Let the Wookie win"
C3P0, a new hope.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Han Solo, chasing stormtroopers only to find himself in the barracks in a new hope.

Yeah. What was amazing, though, was the Jedi's ignorance.

Yoda realized it about halfway through the movie, which I was happy about.

Anakin did bring balance to the force. The force was centred MUC TOO STRONGLY towards the Light side of the force, and Anakin brought it back to center, henceforth bringing balance to the force.

Yoda figured it out..

nice theory, but in the end you still got more light than dark. Light wins. That was the balance :)

Luke, Leia, and three ghosts are all on the light side.

Dark side......nope, empty....clean slate.

Best quote:

"oh R2 they are dying!" C3P0 EP 4 New Hope
(after the trash compactor is shut down and they are celebrating)

Well - in the EU, doesn't Palpatine return a few times?

Episode Three
Padme:So this is how liberty dies, to thunderous applause.


This is my absolute favorite Star Wars line. It's just the way its delivered.
Luke:You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
The Emperor: So be it... Jedi.

I don't really go by EU. The 6 movies are the Universe. Anything else is like "fan-fiction" where they get to take enormous creative leaps away from the true story. :)

yeah he does but he dies again b/c of genetic tampering

"You were the Chosen One!"
Obi-Wan

You know I've only just now watched Episode IV of Star Wars.

I've never watched any others before it. :(

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

O_O @_@

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I grew up watching StarWars. I was seriously pissed that I couldn't go to the midnight showing of Ep III.

I obviously do not know you.

Czardas - watch them all! They're brilliant!

Ouch Kaymiril - have you seen Ep 3 yet then? If so - what did you think and what is your favourite quote?

Here's a @@SPOILERS@@ question-

Was Palpatine faking it? When Mace Windu was going to town on him and had him pinned, Palpatine kept pressing, but the damage being done to him was from his own attack reflected back. Was he doing that to keep Windu from whacking him, or was he putting on a show for Anikin to trick Anikin into killing Windu? Could Palpatine have ended that fight anytime he wanted? Or was it a gamble, could Windu have taken Palpatine and was Palpatine gambling on Anikin coming across to the dark side? It was obviuosly calculated, but in what way? How bad-ass is Palpatine, or Windu for that matter?

Palpatine was putting on a show for Anakin. Mace couldn't have beaten Palpatine in an even match.

And yes, I saw Ep. III Thurs evening. In costume.

My fave quote was: "And have the protocol droid's mind wiped." Bail Organa to Capt. Antillies.

But also was "I do believe I'm starting to get the hang of this flying thing" by C3P0.

And I liked: "Something wonderful has happened. Annie...I'm pregnant."
*Stunned silence* "That's wonderful."
"Annie...what are we going to do?"

And of course: "You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you! You were supposed to bring balance to the Force, and destroy the Sith, not join them!" ~ Obi-Wan Kenobi.

And the heartbreakers:
"Master Skywalker, what are we going to do? There's too many of them" ~ Youngling.

"I don't know you anymore!" ~ Padme.

I don't really go by EU. The 6 movies are the Universe. Anything else is like "fan-fiction" where they get to take enormous creative leaps away from the true story. :)

Thank you for saying that. I've gotten into so many arguments over this.

I like yoda hes the best, and I saw the movie yesterday

My favorite quote from all of the movies is "your clear kid now lets blow this thing and go home". Han Solo
I havent seen the new one yet :headbang:

Here's a @@SPOILERS@@ question-

Was Palpatine faking it? When Mace Windu was going to town on him and had him pinned, Palpatine kept pressing, but the damage being done to him was from his own attack reflected back. Was he doing that to keep Windu from whacking him, or was he putting on a show for Anikin to trick Anikin into killing Windu? Could Palpatine have ended that fight anytime he wanted? Or was it a gamble, could Windu have taken Palpatine and was Palpatine gambling on Anikin coming across to the dark side? It was obviuosly calculated, but in what way? How bad-ass is Palpatine, or Windu for that matter?

A little bit of everything. Palatapine was faking it to a point. Mace Windu is probably the second-strongest Jedi on the Council (Anakin notwithstanding), second only to Yoda, so yeah, he's pretty freakin' strong (Plus it's Samuel freakin' Jackson, come on! :D).

It was a show, though, at the same time. Palatapine wanted Mace/Jedi to look bad in front of Anakin, as to bring him to the dark side.

Also, I'm making a WAG here, though, I think Palatapine WANTED his face to become deformed as to have physical evidence of the "Jedi Rebellion."

Plus, the Chancellor was using his force lightning to push up on Mace's lightsabre, who was pushing down.

So yeah, it was a fascade AND and actual struggle.

i can't choose a favourite "line" per se, but from the most recent film i have my favourite scene, or chunk of a scene.

Yoda walks into the Emperor's "office". The Emperor's guards look towards the door, and not seeing anything, they look down. Yoda gestures slightly with his hand and they immediately topple.

i love the force push.

"Master Skywalker, what are we going to do? There's too many of them"

saddest line in the movie :(

I was thinking very strong profanities when I saw the look Anakin gave that kid. It made me sad.

I wish they would have shown it...or at least a little more. Damn PG-13 rating.

It's a more effective plot device to leave to the audience's imagination the atrocities committed.

"I have the high ground now. It's useless." or something to that extent...
-obi-wan

"You under-estimate my powers."
-anakin

Anakin then tries to jump over obi-wan but get his legs chopped off along with his one human arm. That was a great part.
RotS

Also, Hans Solo's "Ya were fine down here..." comments
A New Hope

Favorite from the new

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes"
~obi won

Hmm, I wonder if he is absolutely sure about that?!

I can't belive no one metioned this one.
"The Force is strong in this one"
Darth Vader
A New Hope when trying to shot down luke

EP 1: "Mesa called Jar Jar Binks!" -Jar Jar
Ep 2: "Begun, the clone war has." -Yoda
Ep 5 (or 4, i can't remember): No Luke, I am Your father." -Darth Vader A.K.A Anakin
GO JAR JAR BINKS! he's my favourite character ;)

Palpatine was putting on a show for Anakin. Mace couldn't have beaten Palpatine in an even match.


BS, dude. Mace Windu was the best saberwielder in the Jedi Order, even better than Yoda (although Yoda was the stronger Forceuser overall). Palpatine was trying to make Mace look bad, but he wasn't faking for anyone's benefit; he was trying to fend off Windu from taking his head off. Had Anakin not been there, Mace would have cut the would-be Emperor to ribbons.

Now, as the for my favorite line, Derscon got it already, but my favorite was Yoda in Ep. V, describing the Force:

"Size matters not. Look at me; judge me by my size do you? And where you should not, for my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is: life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force surround you. Here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between the land and the ship."

BS, dude. Mace Windu was the best saberwielder in the Jedi Order, even better than Yoda (although Yoda was the stronger Forceuser overall). Palpatine was trying to make Mace look bad, but he wasn't faking for anyone's benefit; he was trying to fend off Windu from taking his head off. Had Anakin not been there, Mace would have cut the would-be Emperor to ribbons.

Now, as the for my favorite line, Derscon got it already, but my favorite was Yoda in Ep. V, describing the Force:

"Size matters not. Look at me; judge me by my size do you? And where you should not, for my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is: life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force surround you. Here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between the land and the ship."
Yoda was beaten overall (but barely) by Palpatine. Yoda could kick Windu's arse from one end of the galaxy to another. Ergo, Palpatine was clearly superior to Windu. If he wasn't a VERY powerful being (powerful enough to cow even Yoda into hiding) he would not have lasted almost 30 years as Emperor.

"You will pay the price for your lack of vision!" Sidious in ROTJ as he force lightnings Luke. :)

"You will pay the price for your lack of vision!" Sidious in ROTJ as he force lightnings Luke. :)
I love making people pay for thier lack of vision. Though they usually just think I'm pointing at them with my hands...

I love making people pay for thier lack of vision. Though they usually just think I'm pointing at them with my hands...
I do the Force-Choke. It works around my geeky friends. My non-geeky friends...well...we won't go there.

Heh - my favourite thing to do is to wave my hand whenever a teacher asks me for a piece of homework, and say "You do not need to see my Geography Paper"

Unfortunately, a couple of teachers have cottoned on and now just answer with "Your Jedi mind tricks will not work on me, my young padawan"

[QUOTE=Commandia]
Ep 5 (or 4, i can't remember): No Luke, I am Your father." -Darth Vader A.K.A Anakin
QUOTE]

Possibly the single most misquoted line in movie history, aside from some Monty Python movies.

Anyway, it is Esisode V(5 for our Roman numeral illiterate) and the lines go:

Vade: "Luke, Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."
Luke: "He told enough! He told me you killed him!"
Vader: "No...I am your father!"

I imagine it's already been posted, but my favorite is "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering." by Yoda because if you look at the world you will see that it is so true.

Heh - my favourite thing to do is to wave my hand whenever a teacher asks me for a piece of homework, and say "You do not need to see my Geography Paper"

Unfortunately, a couple of teachers have cottoned on and now just answer with "Your Jedi mind tricks will not work on me, my young padawan"
I used to wave my hand in front of co-workers and say things like "Bring me a candy bar" or "Buy me this book"--until one actually bought me a book and it kinda creeped me out...

Hehe - hey, if it works ;)

"You do not need to see our identification"

Apparantly - Mon Mothma was supposed to be in Revenge of the Sith - but I didn't see her...maybe I blinked.

Anyone else see her?

No, and the number of people quoting her is beginning to confuse the hell out of me.
Actually, finnuily enough, somone also mentioned a quote from a scene in Episode II that I have no memory (the one in which somone is speaking to Padme about Dooku). I just watched Episode II again, and I'm starting to wonder about my sanity. Can anyone clear this up?

TARKIN: You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name
the system!


TARKIN: I grow tired of asking this. So it'll be the last time. Where
is the Rebel base?


LEIA: (softly) Dantooine.


LEIA: They're on Dantooine.

TARKIN: There. You see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. (addressing
Motti) Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready.

LEIA: What?

TARKIN: You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an
effective demonstration. But don't worry. We will deal with your Rebel
friends soon enough.


That never gets old.

No, and the number of people quoting her is beginning to confuse the hell out of me.
Actually, finnuily enough, somone also mentioned a quote from a scene in Episode II that I have no memory (the one in which somone is speaking to Padme about Dooku). I just watched Episode II again, and I'm starting to wonder about my sanity. Can anyone clear this up?
Mon Mantha was supposed to be in the film, but I think I heard that Lucas cut her from RoTS.

"Wipe them out. ALL of them."
Darth Sidious
Ep. I

Obi-Wan: I sense a trap
Anakin: Well what now?
Obi-Wan: Spring the trap.*smirk*
Episode III

Solo: Whats going on.....buddy?
Calrissian: *blandly* Your being put into carbon freeze.
Episode V

"Commence primary ignition."
Random Elite Trooper
Episode IV

"And I thought they smelled bad....on the outside."
Solo
Episode V

"Let the wookie win."
C-3P0
Episode IV

"I will not give up my favorite decoration."
Jabba the Hutt, regarding Han Solo
Episode VI

mmmm....star wars

No, and the number of people quoting her is beginning to confuse the hell out of me.
Actually, finnuily enough, somone also mentioned a quote from a scene in Episode II that I have no memory (the one in which somone is speaking to Padme about Dooku). I just watched Episode II again, and I'm starting to wonder about my sanity. Can anyone clear this up?

In Ep 2 - there is a bit towards the beginning, when the Jedi are talking to Palpatine, and Padme says that she thinks Dooku tried to assassinate her. There is then a lengthy discussion about him.

Has anyone ever tried a slight variation of the good ol' "You don't need to see his identification" when entering the movie theater?

"You don't need to see my movie ticket." Of course paired with the "waving your hand like this" - sure will give you a surprised look :D

I actually was with a group of people and there were seats that were "reserved", when we tried to take them the person holding them said, NO you cant take them they are reserved. I waved my hand and said, "These are not the seats you are thinking about."

Then the guy pulled out his fake lightsaber so i ran away.

Lol!!

So how many people have ever used, or seen someone use, the whole 'You do not need to...' trick? And did they couple it with the hand gesture?

"So this is how liberty dies... amid thunderous applause."
Padme

"Every single Jedi is now an enemy of the Republic."

Yoda was beaten overall (but barely) by Palpatine. Yoda could kick Windu's arse from one end of the galaxy to another. Ergo, Palpatine was clearly superior to Windu. If he wasn't a VERY powerful being (powerful enough to cow even Yoda into hiding) he would not have lasted almost 30 years as Emperor.
Yoda was a force welder while Mace was a swordmaster. in pure lightsaber combat he could yoda however the battle between palpatine and yoda was Force and Lightsaber

I still don't fully understand why Yoda went into hiding. All that happened was that he suddenly gave up on the fight, hobbled into what Trekkies would call a Jefferies Tube, and suddenly
"Into exile, I must go"

Surely he could have kept up the fight against Palpatine

Who is that officer on the Bridge of the star destroyer at the end of EP III is that supposed to b tarkin? or just random?

I thought it was Tarkin

I thought it was Tarkin
me too, but i wasn't sure

Just checked the Script

A Star Destroyer is surrounded by ATTACK CRUISERS. On the bridge of the Star Destroyer stands the EMPEROR and GOVERNOR TARKIN

DARTH VADER walks along the bridge to join the EMPEROR and GOVERNOR TARKIN. The camera PANS to reveal the huge frame
structure which is the beginning of the DEATH STAR.

so it is

Darth Vader

"Your lack of faith disturbs me"

Darth Vader

"Your lack of faith disturbs me"


If youre going post a quote....get it right.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
Darth Vader, A New Hope.

Heh BS ;)

Wat's your favourite quote?

Palpatine (to Anakin): The Force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be... sploitz.
Anakin: Can I use them to powerlevel?
Palpatine: The Jedi are lame. They won't let you PL.

Obi Wan (to Anakin): Be sure to log all your chats with Old Spice.
Anakin: That's against the EULA!
Obi Wan: Information wants to be free, yo.

Mace (to Palpatine): We gonna take you to the pen, Wrinkles!
Palpatine: Step back, fool!

Palpatine (to Vader): Those Jedi biotches are now K.O.S. Time to get busy, angst man! :mp5:

Yoda (to Obi Wan): A dirty haXXor that Anakin punk is!

(All from http://www.flapdoodle.org/sw/. "Star Wars trailer captioned by hackers." I highly recommend it.

Yoda was beaten overall (but barely) by Palpatine. Yoda could kick Windu's arse from one end of the galaxy to another. Ergo, Palpatine was clearly superior to Windu. If he wasn't a VERY powerful being (powerful enough to cow even Yoda into hiding) he would not have lasted almost 30 years as Emperor.

Yoda is the stronger Forceuser overall without question, although this isn't to say that Windu isn't a damned powerful Forceuser (in the entire galaxy, probably the only three people that could match him or beat him are Palpatine, Anakin, and Yoda). But that isn't what Mace and Palpatine were using; they were doing a straight-out lightsaber duel. And Mace Windu, while not the strongest Forceuser, is flat-out the best lightsaber user in the galaxy. No one, not Palpatine, not Obi-Won, not Anakin, not even Yoda could have stood up to him in a one on one duel were it kept fairly strictly to
lightsabers-only. The only guy who might have had a chance was Dooku, and that was only because his style was so heavily geared towards defense against opposing lightsabers (as opposed to the typical lightsabers styles, which emphasize defense against blasters far more).

As I understand it, the reason why Yoda went into hiding was two-fold. One, the Emperor managed to cripple Yoda (note how he was clutching his side) and prevent him from continuing the fight even though Yoda was winning. The other reason was because Yoda finally realized that he had been mistaken in how to use the Force and how to beat the Emperor: he need not avoid emotion at all cost, but harness it in a positive way. This was detailed more fully in the novelized version of the movie.

Ahhh - your second paragraphy makes a lot of sense, I'll have to read the novelised version.

Yoda is the stronger Forceuser overall without question, although this isn't to say that Windu isn't a damned powerful Forceuser (in the entire galaxy, probably the only three people that could match him or beat him are Palpatine, Anakin, and Yoda). But that isn't what Mace and Palpatine were using; they were doing a straight-out lightsaber duel. And Mace Windu, while not the strongest Forceuser, is flat-out the best lightsaber user in the galaxy. No one, not Palpatine, not Obi-Won, not Anakin, not even Yoda could have stood up to him in a one on one duel were it kept fairly strictly to
lightsabers-only. The only guy who might have had a chance was Dooku, and that was only because his style was so heavily geared towards defense against opposing lightsabers (as opposed to the typical lightsabers styles, which emphasize defense against blasters far more).

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Just a note. Windu was a practicionar of a little-known combat style in lightsabers, which is why he was so good. Theres actually a link that I found whilst browsing, you might want to look at it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightsaber_combat