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Leader: Moleland
Minister of Picking up Chicks, and High Admiral of the Underground Fleet: Subterranean_Mole_Men
Minister of Land Development: Harlesburg
Minister of religion and purple things: Czardas (AKA the supreme ruler of the universe)
Minister of Random Destruction Demonic Gophers
The Overlady Eh-oh

MPs
Moleland

Manifesto

Obedience Party members are to be treated as supreme beings and are never wrong our word is sacred! You are not allowed to point out party stupidity, under penalty of Torture!

Taxation: This is to be abolished altogether. Instead... The government will not pay for anything... Simply because there will be no government.

Housing: Everybody, by Law will be forced to live underground. It is your responsibility to build your own home and live in it. Refusial to live underground will get you labelled 'A surfacer' and you will forfeit all rights

Police: They are to be scrapped altogether. If you have a problem. Sort it out yourself!

Education: No actual school building, but parents of all children are expected to make their children subject to intensive indoctrination in the leader's philosophy of blind hatred towards the surface dwellers and the need for their elimination.

Hunting: Will be made legal on anything... Except other Mammels living underground. This includes the human population, Moles, Gophers, Rabbits, Mice, Badgers, Foxes. Voles are to be hunted with vengenege. The hunting of 'Surfacers' is to be encouraged

Health: You get injured, you heal yourself. Don't look at someone else to heal you!

Drugs and other intoxicating substances: There will be no restrictions on the use of these, but I must point out, that you can not grow this stuff underground.

Marriage: Is optionial.

Fire Service: Who heard of the ground Catching fire?

Building quality: Party Members are to go down all tunnels and check buildings to see if they meet a reasonable standard. Failure will result in being thrown to the surface and called, 'A surfacer'

Food: Catch your own

War/Army/defence: Every man for themself! All Nukes will be set off which when detonated will spew radioactive dust and ash into the sky, blocking out the sun, and smiting our surface dwelling enemies

Power supply/recycling: No need for either. However, should the need arise for it, we will implement renewable sources...

Unemployment: With the exception of those employed by the party, unemployment will be 100%. Everyone will have to make there own living from farming and hunting.

Economy: Money shall be abandoned altogether. Instead a bartering system will be introduced. for example, 'I'll swap my radioactive goat for your mutant carrots?'

Please feel free to join this party, and if you wish, comment on the manifesto.

Thank you for your time...

Moleland. Founder, and leader, of the MOBRA

Hail Moleland!

Hail Moleland!

Wanna join?

Wanna join?
Dear god yes.

Excellant. You can have any title (Except leader) you like!

Excellant. You can have any title (Except leader) you like!
I thought there was no government. But anyways I declare myself minister of picking up chicks, and High Admiral of the Underground fleet.

I thought there was no government. But anyways I declare myself minister of picking up chicks, and High Admiral of the Underground fleet.

yeah, but we still need members... Because we will be in the parlement... Ok.

yeah, but we still need members... Because we will be in the parlement... Ok.
Did you ever see Dr. Strangelove with the doomsday device which wipes out all (surface) life on earth, so everybody has to move into mineshafts?

Did you ever see Dr. Strangelove with the doomsday device which wipes out all (surface) life on earth, so everybody has to move into mineshafts?

Sadly, no. Sounds fun!
Anyway, anything you wish to suggest for the manifesto, minister of picking up chicks?

*burns down the thread*
muahahahahaha

*burns down the thread*
muahahahahaha

this is an outrage.....

If the thread was made of mud! :D

*Does not catch fire*

this is an outrage.....

If the thread was made of mud! :D

*Does not catch fire*

Well, i used special mud burning fire of course.
Duh...

Well, i used special mud burning fire of course.
Duh...

Well I used special anti-mud burning fire mud! Duh!

Sadly, no. Sounds fun!
Anyway, anything you wish to suggest for the manifesto, minister of picking up chicks?
My how bout, Schools- All children of MOBRA will be subject to intensive indoctrination in the leader's philosophy of blind hatred towards the surface dwellers and the need for their elimination.

My how bout, Schools- All children of MOBRA will be subject to intensive indoctrination in the leader's philosophy of blind hatred towards the surface dwellers and the need for their elimination.

Excellant.

Foreign Policy/Science and Technology-- MOBRA shall devote maximum resources to the construction of an enormous nuclear weapon, which when detonated will spew radioactive dust and ash into the sky, blocking out the sun, and smiting our surface dwelling enemies.

Foreign Policy/Science and Technology-- MOBRA shall devote maximum resources to the construction of an enormous nuclear weapon, which when detonated will spew radioactive dust and ash into the sky, blocking out the sun, and smiting our surface dwelling enemies.

Maybe...But we don't have any money to make nukes... *Idea*

Maybe...But we don't have any money to make nukes... *Idea*
We could always borrow under bank vaults.

Don't worry, problem solved

(Read updated defence in manifesto)

Just like to clarify, my title as Minister of Picking up Chicks, means I intruct young cadets working for the ministry how to be suave and sneak up to the surface and meet attractive women, seduce them, then kidnap them, then drag them down to our underground world, and subject them to our impressive brainwashing system, so that they soon forget about the above ground world and swear their unfaltering allegiance to the new undergound order.

Just like to clarify, my title as Minister of Picking up Chicks, means I intruct young cadets working for the ministry how to be suave and sneak up to the surface and meet attractive women, seduce them, then kidnap them, then drag them down to our underground world, and subject them to our impressive brainwashing system, so that they soon forget about the above ground world and swear their unfaltering allegiance to the new undergound order.

Yep. fine.

BTW: Mole_Men, feel free to add your title to your sig ;)

I think what you're all forgetting is: the surface rules, underground drools

"A good surfacer is dead surfacer!" :p

I love it! Very imaginative. Have you asked Blood Moon Goblins to join yet? Goblins definately qualify as underground creatures.

I think what you're all forgetting is: the surface rules, underground drools

What is your problem with my party?

You know moles aren't rodents, right?

You know moles aren't rodents, right?
I think he is right! If this news gets out we are in trouble. Drunk Commies must be assassinated!

"A good surfacer is dead surfacer!" :p

You get it right there. Do you want to join the party

I love it! Very imaginative. Have you asked Blood Moon Goblins to join yet? Goblins definately qualify as underground creatures.

Thank you.

You know moles aren't rodents, right?

yes... I did *looks shifty*

But i never said they were.... *plots murder*

I think what you're all forgetting is: the surface rules, underground drools
The grubs and maggots are juicier and more succulent underground.

The grubs and maggots are juicier and more succulent underground.

Correct *Gives loyal member cookie*

Your policies would appear to lead to a certain amount of...how to say it...Anarchy.

Your policies would appear to lead to a certain amount of...how to say it...Anarchy.

So? Everyone could co-exist in a happy underground world....

Bumpy

I shall be setting up my own party soon, so heh. :D

Hey leader, I think that Tinkerfairy wants to join... Her sig says "I love moley man"! Lets steal her from that cult. :cool:

Hm... intersting, since I'm a more of pale skined person living underground might be interesting

I'd just like to suggest that energy would be used, since underground society would soon becoume master diggers, we could dig as deep to get energy out of earths core. We just set up collectors and wires, viola, power grid, we can hydrophonicly grow food, drugs, mutated carrots, etc...

Bout the nukes, I know a guy that has a sister who has a boyfriend who cheats on her with another man that is a step brother of a one-legged pirate who sometimes chats with a guy that gives free uranium, so if you need any... just ask.

Ow, and I want a position of minster of reproduction of our kind and all around good fella

Hm... intersting, since I'm a more of pale skined person living underground might be interesting

I'd just like to suggest that energy would be used, since underground society would soon becoume master diggers, we could dig as deep to get energy out of earths core. We just set up collectors and wires, viola, power grid, we can hydrophonicly grow food, drugs, mutated carrots, etc...

Bout the nukes, I know a guy that has a sister who has a boyfriend who cheats on her with another man that is a step brother of a one-legged pirate who sometimes chats with a guy that gives free uranium, so if you need any... just ask.

Ow, and I want a position of minster of reproduction of our kind and all around good fella
Huzzah! A new member, the leader will be pleased. Our party grows strong and mighty! Soon our terrible wrath will be unleashed on those haughty sun worshipping surfacers! Welcome aboard comrade! When the leader returns your position will be memorialized in the party records.

My people are rodents, though not the burrowing kind. However Richard Gere thought they were and they've never been the same since - hence their dementedness.
Nevertheless, am I eligible for membership?

i want in!

Hey what gives? I go out for a mere 7 hours, and when I come back nobody is doing the political party thing anymore? Where is our glorious inter party debate? What happened? Where is the leader Moleland? Out cavorting with one of his cocumbines? MOBRA has grown strong and powerful yet, the leadership has become distant and disinterested. I will set out to Mole Mountain at once to search its hollowed halls and caverns to search for our missing leader. All new members are accepted, titles and honors may be bestowed on new recruits by themselves until the leader returns. Feel fee to change you sigs to reflect you party affiliation. Will report back once the leader has been located.

*scurries off into a dark tunnel*

*spies*

*laughs*

*goes to pub for a pint instead*

Capital Idea my Dearst Mole!
I say can i be Minister of Land Development? :p

Capital Idea my Dearst Mole!
I say can i be Minister of Land Development? :p
Ha ha of course. Oh and I got you a welcoming gift.

*Presents Harlsburg with a gift basket of moldy mushrooms, quivering delicious maggots and writhing juicy earth worms.*

Ha ha of course. Oh and I got you a welcoming gift.

*Presents Harlsburg with a gift basket of moldy mushrooms, quivering delicious maggots and writhing juicy earth worms.*
eh ive eaten worse.
*fry up*

i want in!

Sure, Why not?

Just choose a title and you're in!

BTW: We need someone to design campaign posters/badges. Any offers?

My people are rodents, though not the burrowing kind. However Richard Gere thought they were and they've never been the same since - hence their dementedness.
Nevertheless, am I eligible for membership?

To my knowledge, hamsters do live underground...

Approved. Choose and title and you're in!

Capital Idea my Dearst Mole!
I say can i be Minister of Land Development? :p

Approved

Hm... intersting, since I'm a more of pale skined person living underground might be interesting

I'd just like to suggest that energy would be used, since underground society would soon becoume master diggers, we could dig as deep to get energy out of earths core. We just set up collectors and wires, viola, power grid, we can hydrophonicly grow food, drugs, mutated carrots, etc...

Bout the nukes, I know a guy that has a sister who has a boyfriend who cheats on her with another man that is a step brother of a one-legged pirate who sometimes chats with a guy that gives free uranium, so if you need any... just ask.

Ow, and I want a position of minster of reproduction of our kind and all around good fella

Approved.

Bumpy

Damn id seen this really wicked awesome pic of a Rodent with some form of Anti-tank launcher(Typical Bazooka)Thats a good start no?
that or Micheal Moore>.......

Damn id seen this really wicked awesome pic of a Rodent with some form of Anti-tank launcher(Typical Bazooka)Thats a good start no?
that or Micheal Moore>.......

That wouldn't be This (http://67.18.37.15/2723/19/upload/av-3.jpg) Would it?

That wouldn't be This (http://67.18.37.15/2723/19/upload/av-3.jpg) Would it?
damn yeah but it looks like a Squirel aye? and needs to be bugger......

Bugger? You mean bigger?

I think that's a gopher...

Bugger? You mean bigger?

I think that's a gopher...
No the Ferret was getting it up the Jacksie!
Yeah i meant Bigger but i was thinking Bugger.

Thats the one i wante but a bigger pic! :(
So it is a Tunneller?

Aye.

Good idea! I'm joining!

Can I be "Supreme Ruler of the Universe"?

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

how about 'Minister of religion'

how about 'Minister of religion'Great idea.

But I prefer "Minister of Purple Things" :D

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

You can have both. Your duties will include deciding the state religion

You can have both. Your duties will include deciding the state religionRight.


Our religion is "Czardaianism". Everyone must bow down to me or be mercilessly slaughtered.

How's that?

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Fine, but that excludes me and other party members (4 people)

Em... religous dogma should be that party member are supreme beings and are never wrong, our word is sacred, and if you speak against us you become a surfacer... with know consequences, how does that sound?

We also need a totem animal, i suggest a mole (in the spirit of the party) and they sould not be tuched, superior to them are only party members and ofcourse mutated breed of moles designed to eat surfacers.

I've half covered th first point under 'Obedience' in the manifesto, but i'll add that as well.

Can you make a picture like that?

(And design into a poster/badge)
?

Perhaps tomorow, I'm really tired right now. But me and my buddy Photoshop CS 2 will spirng into action and create a wonderfull poster/badge/banner worthy of our great party :)

Perhaps tomorow, I'm really tired right now. But me and my buddy Photoshop CS 2 will spirng into action and create a wonderfull poster/badge/banner worthy of our great party :)

*Gives Cool dynasty and his friend several cookies*

Good Good!

How's the campaign posters coming?

Ooh posters. I hope they inspire the hearts of children, and strike mortal terror into the hearts of our (many) enemies.

The Mole and Other Borrowing Rodents Alliance... Manifesto and other random stuff.


Well, up here in the sky, we call that kind of thing kidnapping. Borrowing rodents, harumph. You underworlders and your sick euphemisms.

(Flies away)

The Mole and Other Borrowing Rodents Alliance... Manifesto and other random stuff.


Well, up here in the sky, we call that kind of thing kidnapping. Borrowing rodents, harumph. You underworlders and your sick euphemisms.

(Flies away)

You are not allowed to point out party stupidity, under penalty of Torture!

Now we have to pull your fingernails out.

Now we have to pull your fingernails out.
You might want to take a look at my flag before you make such threats. ;)
what we do with rodents (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=the_downmarching_void)

You might want to take a look at my flag before you make such threats. ;)
what we do with rodents (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=the_downmarching_void)
Ha ha we know how to deal (http://www.english-zone.com/funstuff/ratattack.jpg) with riff raff like you.

Ha ha we know how to deal (http://www.english-zone.com/funstuff/ratattack.jpg) with riff raff like you.

LOL!

Actually the Downmarching Void would like to extend the olive branch of peace and friendship to the subterranean dwellers. Right now The 'Void is 1000 miles up in the sky and we only descend about 10 miles per year. Its an inexeroable descent however, and someday we will be neighbours with the underground civilisations. In the interests of fostering peace with our future neighbours we will declare a No Void Zone and negotiate a safe passage for the realm without obliterating the subterreanean nations. In the meantime, we offer to act as your eyes in the sky, to give any warning of impending dooms other than our great nation when they draw nigh to your people from the world above. We can also help obliterate any invaders from the surface if you so request. We are Void, obliteration is our speciality. Total Universal Annihilation of Existence in All Dimensions is another service we offer, but we charge $$$ for that. Those dastardly surface dwellers must not be allowed to impede your people with their brutish ways or get in the way of TDVs inexorable descent.

BTW, the rodent on the flag of The Downmarching Void is a Cthuliod Flying Squirrel. We have regular infesstations of them and hate them, except when pan fried with onion or BBQd on skewers. They have nothing to do with the rodents and denizens beneath the surface of the earth, I assure you

Peace.

Ha ha we know how to deal (http://www.english-zone.com/funstuff/ratattack.jpg) with riff raff like you.

Perfect picture Sub! Just what I needed for one of our campaign posters!

And TDV, your olive branch was very tasty. I hope we can count on your vote ;)

Hmm.. I thought moles burrowed, not borrowed.. and you better get a fire service as the ground can catch fire..

Not to be pedantic or anything..

You will fail. This world belongs to TIN!

http://img59.echo.cx/img59/2303/image084mad0rp6ry.jpg

*bam*
http://img182.echo.cx/img182/6356/rtp3cg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
*runs*

Hmm.. I thought moles burrowed, not borrowed.. and you better get a fire service as the ground can catch fire..

Not to be pedantic or anything..

Your first point is taken. The second ignored. *Fetches thumb screws*

*bam*
http://img182.echo.cx/img182/6356/rtp3cg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
*runs*

Get out of my thread!

The election has startyed. i hope I can count on your vote!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8997181#post8997181

GO MOLEY!!!!




give me POWAH!!!

want a board on the SSA for your party ;)

sure, why not *gives more cookies to lapse*

Done!
http://www.ssa05.cjb.net

Excellant. I'll post later.

Wow one post to go i almost feel i could waste it... :(
Moleland i have voted.

Moleland, I'm afraid I have bad news.
*whispers*
moles aren't rodents, they belong to the family insectivora

*apologises for extreme pedantry*

Moleland, I'm afraid I have bad news.
*whispers*
moles aren't rodents, they belong to the family insectivora

*apologises for extreme pedantry*

Psst... I know *Fetches thumb screws*

http://imagehost.bizhat.com/img_page.php/1280/6691/mole_poster.jpg

sorry for the delay, my surface duties were holding me back. What do you think?

http://imagehost.bizhat.com/img_page.php/1280/6691/mole_poster.jpg

sorry for the delay, my surface duties were holding me back. What do you think?
Good Job (http://www.infinitehealth.biz/images/people/thumbs-up.jpg)!!

The spelling is a little funky but we are supposed to be a tribe of underground murderous savages so spelling be damned!

The leader of this party should post the party's political compass (http://politicalcompass.org) results in this thread: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=423366

W00t. I got on the compass
Economic Left/Right: -2.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.82

http://imagehost.bizhat.com/img_page.php/1280/6691/mole_poster.jpg

sorry for the delay, my surface duties were holding me back. What do you think?

may I ask you to please correct the spelling errors, especially in the party name!

Apart form that, Rock on! have some LSD laced cookies.

http://img236.echo.cx/img236/9583/poster0vf.jpg

http://img149.echo.cx/img149/5306/dv12a4xq.jpg

Get out of my thread!!!!!!!!

And LG. Thanks. I'll steal that poster.

Get out of my thread!!!!!!!!

And LG. Thanks. I'll steal that poster.
legless Pirates

sheesh :rolleyes:

legless Pirates

sheesh :rolleyes:
Whoops. Mind on other things.

Whoops. Mind on other things.
Fair enough.

*hands Moley a flyer*

Don't vote!

Fair enough.

*hands Moley a flyer*

Don't vote!

I already did... For my own party :confused:

I already did... For my own party :confused:
Now you have murdered an innocent human being :eek:

Moley is a murderer! Don't vote for him..... or anyone

http://img236.echo.cx/img236/9583/poster0vf.jpg

Legless Pirates is a surfacer! Destroy her!

Legless Pirates is a surfacer! Destroy her!
Her? Err...

http://img228.echo.cx/img228/6298/tnstopus6kg.jpg

Right thaty does it. Minister of reproduction, are the giant surfacer eating, nuclear resistance rats ready?

OK, I made a poster in 5 min and was slightly drunk when doing it, also my english spelling skills suck... I'll change it as soon as I get home, damn school comp doesn't have photoshop.

Btw, RATS are standing by:
current model: Surfacer-o-eater II

Equipment:
Titanium enhanced teeth
Self regenerating tail
Nuclear proof coat
Mutated nuclear carrot launcher
etc...

This is what will happen if TInk Wins!
http://atheist.tamu.edu/~subg/images/jpg/fuhrer.jpg

Nice work peeps!

Don't worry cool, you tried your best!

Post in the general election thread and poster thread, and we shall win!

oh bugger i forgot about this, can i be minister for shiny things?

Sure, why not. Did you vote for us??

http://img99.echo.cx/img99/7111/rats3lq.jpg

Sure, why not. Did you vote for us??

ofcourse

http://img99.echo.cx/img99/7111/rats3lq.jpg

Our Giant rats will avenge the death of this innocent one, normal one!

ofcourse

Your application is approved. Well done!

Viva duh MOBRA and its glorious leader!

You have my vote!

Viva duh MOBRA and its glorious leader!

You have my vote!

*bows*

I am humble servent to all underground creatures. Welcome to the group. You shall be spared the wrath of the giant rats!

Beware The Skaven!

Would your ratliness permit thy Kriegling a title? The title I have in mind is "Minister of Internal Re-education (TORTURE! Rawr!)"

Would your ratliness permit thy Kriegling a title? The title I have in mind is "Minister of Internal Re-education (TORTURE! Rawr!)"

Moliness please. rats are just the army. Why? Because are t5he fastest, and the most common. they are everywhere. Sure. You may have your title.

http://imagehost.bizhat.com/img_page.php/1280/6881/mole_poster.jpg

New an improved, what do you think? Any more mistakes?

I copied the party title so it must be right.

Is that the right linky... that looks exactly the same???

Em.. I added A to the end of MOBR, two rats on the top, corrected a typo in touched, etc... it must be different

Sorry your moliness, by the way, the poster looks awesome! Thanks for the title!

Em.. I added A to the end of MOBR, two rats on the top, corrected a typo in touched, etc... it must be different

It's changed now. good job. *Else is still spelt wrong ;)*

Don't worry. Good work. Have some LSD laced cookies.

Corrected else...

If you have any more requests just say!

Nice work. well done.

All members! Check your TGs!

Cool dynasty, You're not a member of Nationstates, are you?

Nice Poster! :cool:

Cool dynasty, You're not a member of Nationstates, are you?

Member of what? I am on this forums, and have "my" nation if that's what you mean?

I must, of course, join this!

Minister of random destruction, perhaps?

I'm probably being thick now, but does MOBRA have a region in the game?

I'm probably being thick now, but does MOBRA have a region in the game?
Nope.

But I made us a sweet poster.

http://img294.echo.cx/img294/7928/img550rm.jpg

A few questions:

What happens to you guys if there is an earthquake? Tunnels don't tend to hold up well during seismic activity.

Also, how are you going to ventilate such a large underground area, without making the earth so porous that it all collapses?

And what about aquifers, how will you be able to predict where water is going to be in your mad tunneling projects?

One more thing, what do you plan to do in parliament, just sit around and yell at everyone else, because I don’t think anybody is going to be too keen on any of your ideas?

The link to the poster isn't working. :P

All bow to me... for i have given you 4% and a seat.

All bow to me... for i have given you 4% and a seat.
I bow to no man or rodent but I'll see that you get a delicious bowl of jellied salemander brains for you help. ;)

PS join the party!

Jost popping in to say congrats on being ahead of the RTP!

Jost popping in to say congrats on being ahead of the RTP!

What have you got against us?

What have you got against us?

Nothing specific other that your political views and your proposed methods of action. If you look in the people you admire/like thread you will see another comment of mine :D

The link to the poster isn't working. :P
Somebody please tell me if this one works!
http://img106.echo.cx/img106/4793/mobra5xj.jpg

Yeah the link's fine now. Good poster! Shouldn't it be the thinkingmoles party though? Just a thought :D

How do I join the party?

kick arse poster!

Member of what? I am on this forums, and have "my" nation if that's what you mean?

I couldn't find your nation... :(

I must, of course, join this!

Minister of random destruction, perhaps?

Excellant. welcome to the gang!

Check your PM's on the SSA!

Nope.

But I made us a sweet poster.

http://img294.echo.cx/img294/7928/img550rm.jpg

LMAO

Excellant work.

Shame I can't use it now... :(

Next time...

Yeah the link's fine now. Good poster! Shouldn't it be the thinkingmoles party though? Just a thought :D

How do I join the party?

Just ask!

Pick a title.

A few questions:

What happens to you guys if there is an earthquake? Tunnels don't tend to hold up well during seismic activity.

Also, how are you going to ventilate such a large underground area, without making the earth so porous that it all collapses?

And what about aquifers, how will you be able to predict where water is going to be in your mad tunneling projects?

One more thing, what do you plan to do in parliament, just sit around and yell at everyone else, because I don’t think anybody is going to be too keen on any of your ideas?

1. Hope for the best.

2. Make large ventalition holes in the surface.

3. Hope for the best.

4. shout at people.

Okay then...

I'll be the Minister for the Implementation of Mole-Like Methods of Rival-Removal... If thats alright with you lot :D

Okay then...

I'll be the Minister for the Implementation of Mole-Like Methods of Rival-Removal... If thats alright with you lot :D

Approved.

Give me 5 moinutes, then check your telegrams

LOL. Whoops *Looks at deleted post*

Okay I'll try this one again. I was signed in as Silver Nebulae because my brother goes on this site as well.

Okay then...

I'll be the Minister for the Implementation of Mole-Like Methods of Rival-Removal... If thats alright with you lot :D

And thats for Salendor :P

Okay I'll try this one again. I was signed in as Silver Nebulae because my brother goes on this site as well.

Okay then...

I'll be the Minister for the Implementation of Mole-Like Methods of Rival-Removal... If thats alright with you lot :D

And thats for Salendor :P

In that case, your brother has a telegram... meant for you ;)

*Drinks The finest Ale from the Prancing Pony*
Cheers Guys!

Cracks open a can of Fermented Beans!
Cheers Guys!

Ok :confused:

Ok :confused:
Well im sure thats what Moles would eat...
*looks around suspiciously*

Er Edited...
*Drinks the Finest Ale from the Prancing Pony*

Well im sure thats what Moles would eat...
*looks around suspiciously*

Er Edited...
*Drinks the Finest Ale from the Prancing Pony*

Ok... TOO much LOTR for you! :confused:

Ok... TOO much LOTR for you! :confused:
J'cuse?

Us Middle Earther's(NZ)its all we have honest!

What can i say?

:confused:

:confused:
Errm LOTR is all New Zealand has... :(

Errm LOTR is all New Zealand has... :(

Ok. now I understand

Bumpity bumpity bumpity bumpity bump..........ity bumpity bump

Any chance of you sending the telegram to me because I think he's deleted it :P

Cheers

Any chance of you sending the telegram to me because I think he's deleted it :P

Cheers
Don't worry I'll hook you up. Hey whats going on with the political party stuff? I feel like annoying people. Are the parties actually doing anyting now that we went through all that nonsense? Of course I didn't get a seat but perhaps our local elected representative Moleland get the rest of us highly paid internships or something.

They are wasting time arguing over proceedures and stuff...

I might shout 'Get on with it soon...'

BTW: I think I've fixed the forum problem. Let me know if it STILL doesn't work!

Read it and weep Classic Liberals! This poster shall destroy you!

http://img194.echo.cx/img194/5504/ratattack7zk.jpg

Read it and weep Classic Liberals! This poster shall destroy you!

http://img194.echo.cx/img194/5504/ratattack7zk.jpg

Excellant work there!

Wow I'm inspired! I may even actually do something on Photoshop seeing as I'm into that now.

salendor.deviantart.com

Don't mind the cartoon ones. They suck.

sly Bump

Czardas had better go on the MOBRA frum... Harlseburg and I have been editing your signature!

:D hoo hah!

teh he he.

A few questions:

What happens to you guys if there is an earthquake? Tunnels don't tend to hold up well during seismic activity.

Also, how are you going to ventilate such a large underground area, without making the earth so porous that it all collapses?

And what about aquifers, how will you be able to predict where water is going to be in your mad tunneling projects?

One more thing, what do you plan to do in parliament, just sit around and yell at everyone else, because I don’t think anybody is going to be too keen on any of your ideas?
1: Our tunnels are very carefully built and reinforced. Also, we can easily find out where seismic activity is likely.

2: We have our ways... usually involving fans.

3: Again, we have our ways. Gophers, moles, and other such creatures have been digging tunnels for thousands of years.

4: As Moleland says, shout at people. If they don't like our ideas, too bad for them. 'Tis their loss.

A present for Moleland:

http://img233.echo.cx/img233/1152/thunderchild8bd.jpg

Enjoy. ;)

W00t! Thanks...

Unfortuanately, Martians are nto memeber so Mobra... yet...

The future of all surfacers!

http://www.imgbin.net/image_uploads/{B3C7451A-70B4-4F77-B5B3-67FCADB33F2B}_The end.bmp

1: Our tunnels are very carefully built and reinforced. Also, we can easily find out where seismic activity is likely.

2: We have our ways... usually involving fans.

3: Again, we have our ways. Gophers, moles, and other such creatures have been digging tunnels for thousands of years.

4: As Moleland says, shout at people. If they don't like our ideas, too bad for them. 'Tis their loss.
Yes how did i miss that question?
Indeed Honeybee Catacomb like and all they are hmmm.

Yes The fan <_<...


Moles have a strong sense of smell...

All Hail MOBRA!

Funny point: my region is called Underworld of the Molepeople!

It's been a fun 8 months. Except that cave-in.

Funny point: my region is called Underworld of the Molepeople!

It's been a fun 8 months. Except that cave-in.
You want to joint the party? Bring the others from your region with you!

My most terrifying masterpiece yet!

http://img36.echo.cx/img36/7812/nuke0qy.jpg

My most terrifying masterpiece yet!

http://img36.echo.cx/img36/7812/nuke0qy.jpg

Very good

My most terrifying masterpiece yet!

http://img36.echo.cx/img36/7812/nuke0qy.jpg
Dreamy!

My most terrifying masterpiece yet!

http://img36.echo.cx/img36/7812/nuke0qy.jpg
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! I like it.

*crawls out of a hole and bumps into Moleland*

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=426484

I liked everything except for the no government...how could I plot to over throw you :eek: gasp I've given away my plan :eek:



Fantastic party name btw

You know what is funny? The game Guild Wars just introduced a new area, and in the area lives giant mole creatures enslaved by sme xenophobic Dwarves. Some of these moles are free and are trying to form a communist party led by some mole called Molachev.

"A good surfacer is dead surfacer!" :p

Baldurs Gate II the shadows of Amn the correct quote is "The only good surfacer is a dead surface"


All hail Loth the spider-queen

WTH?????

*Bumps*

A present for Moleland:

http://img233.echo.cx/img233/1152/thunderchild8bd.jpg

Enjoy. ;)
That kicks arse.

Because deep down I was rooting for MOBRA to win the election! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/loveislikearson/pdgun.jpg) ;)

Because deep down I was rooting for MOBRA to win the election! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/loveislikearson/pdgun.jpg) ;)
Thanks

Help me i have lost the Forums and i cant tell anyone the terrible news someone please TG me.
-About the Forums.


Because deep down I was rooting for MOBRA to win the election!;)
YAY!http://forums.rebelalliance.ws/images/smiles/dancing_pickle.gifhttp://forums.rebelalliance.ws/images/smiles/dancing_pickle.gifhttp://forums.rebelalliance.ws/images/smiles/dancing_pickle.gifhttp://forums.rebelalliance.ws/images/smiles/dancing_pickle.gif

*Bumps*

Mole... can I join...?

Sure

Mole... can I join...?
I object to Lashie joining!

I object to Lashie joining!

why?

why?
We already have a Lashie.
Why would we need another one?:rolleyes:
Her and Commie Catholics need portfolios and a title of some sort( each).

We already have a Lashie.
Why would we need another one?:rolleyes:
Her and Commie Catholics need portfolios and a title of some sort( each).

tough

tough
Everyone needs a Portfolio.

Any applications for membership?
http://media.scout.com/media/image/23/234663.gif
http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/vis.gif

Harles? What is the link for the morba forums?
EDIT: No posts in 4 months and this thread is hot still. wtf?

Harles? What is the link for the morba forums?
lol, God it has been lonely.
http://z9.invisionfree.com/MOBRA/index.php?
4 people are on vacations(Including Moleland:rolleyes: )
I can't admin.:(
Damn Commie Catholics!:(

lol, God it has been lonely.
http://z9.invisionfree.com/MOBRA/index.php?
4 people are on vacations(Including Moleland:rolleyes: )
I can't admin.:(
Damn Commie Catholics!:(
I lost the bookmark

Harles? What is the link for the morba forums?
EDIT: No posts in 4 months and this thread is hot still. wtf?
Speaking of which, when is the next election?http://209.85.48.10/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

I lost the bookmark
I was going to remind you.

Speaking of which, when is the next election?http://209.85.48.10/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
That is the second reason for this gravedig.

That is the second reason for this gravedig.
Excellent.:)

Might I suggest this for our official mascot:
http://www.nature.com/news/2001/010329/images/mole_200.jpg

Might I suggest this for our official mascot:
http://www.nature.com/news/2001/010329/images/mole_200.jpg
lol, that is Czardas' Avatar.

Excellent.:)
Next election I call Minister of Fads.

Next election I call Minister of Fads.
Whatever you say Himmler.:cool:

Demented Hamsters, did you ever get invited to the Forums?
'Cause you really should have been.

We have plenty of Posters and Images.:cool:

Whatever you say Himmler.:cool:
That is Himmler, sir.

That is Himmler, sir.
Oberst Reichsmarschall GruppenFuehrer Himmler!:cool:
*Clicks heels*

YEAH, OMG BUMP!

Elections?

Any applications for membership?
http://media.scout.com/media/image/23/234663.gif
http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/vis.gif


Membership to what? The Zombie thread?

Membership to what? The Zombie thread?
MOBRA, The Mole and Other Burrowing Rodents Alliance.
Just the coolest Nationstates Political Party.:cool:

MOBRA, The Mole and Other Burrowing Rodents Alliance.
Just the coolest Nationstates Political Party.:cool:

But its an old thread. With lots of pages. Too many to read.
What is MOBRA all about? Besides coolness.

I noticed alot of people who posted early on in this thread are missing and assumed dead now.

Did MOBRA kill them? Or did they go underground?

But its an old thread. With lots of pages. Too many to read.
What is MOBRA all about? Besides coolness.

I noticed alot of people who posted early on in this thread are missing and assumed dead now.

Did MOBRA kill them? Or did they go underground?
Only the first post matters.
Only the first page matters.;)

Moleland is at Uni and his University is a bitch and doesn't like Jolt or NS.
Sub just disappeared, i think he got swept away in Hurricane Katrina.-No shit.:(

This reminds me of a Guild Wars side quest..

This reminds me of a Guild Wars side quest..
I can only nod...
*nods*

222-^^^
W00T!!!
Double Nelson!!!

Elections?:(

New Elections?

Are there, or are you being irritating?

Where did ths thread come from?

Are there, or are you being irritating?
little bit of A, little bit of B

Where did ths thread come from?
A very slow night here at NS

If The Chinese Republics was here, we'd be voting by now.

Are there, or are you being irritating?
It is about time.
I am asking.
Irtitating?:eek:
Hopefully not.:(

It is about time.
I am asking.
Irtitating?:eek:
Hopefully not.:(
It's about time TCR made another election thread.

EDIT: Maybe we can make PM do it. http://209.85.48.10/3630/189/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

It's about time TCR made another election thread.

EDIT: Maybe we can make PM do it. http://209.85.48.10/3630/189/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
One of those 'Bitches' must have seen this by now...

Hint Hint...

One of those 'Bitches' must have seen this by now...

Hint Hint...
ie The People Capable of Serious Posts

Where did ths thread come from?
Hibernation.:cool:

I think we need a new propaganda league. We seem to only have two supporters atm. Propaganda could help us increase this to something large enough to get a seat in an election.

I suggest they start by covering up the fact that we need propoganda to win a seat in the election.

I think we need a new propaganda league. We seem to only have two supporters atm. Propaganda could help us increase this to something large enough to get a seat in an election.

I suggest they start by covering up the fact that we need propoganda to win a seat in the election.
I agree, CC is normally in charge of that, but he is absent.
Hmmm...
EDIT:By normally i mean the last 11 weeks...

http://www.losqbros.com/gallery/mouseContestSmall.jpg

Mickey Mao or Mouse Zedong???
http://www.aref-adib.com/archives/mouse_zedong.jpg

Stalin had this to say on the issue...
"There is only one difference between dictatorship and democracy. In democracy, you vote and then take orders; in dictatorship you don't waste time voting." – Joseph Stalin

I like this thread!

Stalin had this to say on the issue...
"There is only one difference between dictatorship and democracy. In democracy, you vote and then take orders; in dictatorship you don't waste time voting." – Joseph Stalin


I'm voting for a slight waste of time.

I like this thread!
*supicious*

I'm voting for a slight waste of time.
You wouldn't get a vote anyways surfacer!

I agree, CC is normally in charge of that, but he is absent.
Hmmm...
EDIT:By normally i mean the last 11 weeks...
And he had me believing he wasn't.

....

Damn he's good.

*supicious*


You wouldn't get a vote anyways surfacer!


The we just do it the Stalin Way.

The we just do it the Stalin Way.
Silence, Surfacer!

*oppresses*

Silence, Surfacer!

*oppresses*


*shoots Posi*


I do the oppressing...

!daerht siht ekil I

*shoots Posi*


I do the oppressing...
:rolleyes:

Guns don't work well undergorund.

*puts on scuba gear*

*flood*