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Ariddia
12-05-2005, 14:20
One of the new NS political parties (see here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=418608)).


Edit:
The Cult of TInk Party is very proud to announce that it is the first of all thirteen parties to have completed its full manifesto - the latter being, as required, at least ten full lines in length. And here is our manifesto, submitted with TInk's approval:


MANIFESTO

HRH FairyTInkArisen shall be recognised as the legitimate Queen of NS General. In addition, the Cult of Tink Party (hereafter COTP) submits the following official manifesto to consideration of the voters. The COTP aims hereby at tackling major issues of society, and providing a better living environment for all.

HEALTH
HEALTH SERVICE
There shall be a National Health Service available to all, free of charge. In this, we recognise, protect and enshrine the right to health as an essential right of all human beings.

ABORTION
Abortion, in the first term exclusively, shall be legal and free for any girl under the age of 16, any woman whose health would be compromised if she went through with pregnancy, and any victim of rape. In all other instances, abortion shall be legal for all (in the first term), but shall not be free, and the operation must, in addition, be undergone in a private hospital

EUTHANASIA
Euthanasia shall be legal but strictly controlled, and all cases shall be assessed on an individual basis.


HEALTH-RELATED SOCIETY ISSUES
CANNABIS
Cannabis shall be legal, but only on prescription for persons whose health would benefit thereby.

SMOKING
Smoking shall be banned in all indoor public places, this to protect individuals from the health risks and discomfort incurred via ‘passive smoking’. Pubs may, however, apply for a licence whereby smoking will be tolerated in their establishment; there shall be a limited number of such establishments in proportion to the number of residents in the area.

PROSTITUTION
Prostitution shall be legal, but strictly controlled by the government, which will ensure the protection of prostitutes and their customers through the means of regular tests for Sexually-Transmitted Diseases.


EDUCATION
Free education shall be provided to all, up to and including such instances of further education as nursery school and university.


THE ECONOMY
There shall be measures instituted to protect the rights of workers, including a decent minimum wage, and measures to prevent abusive lay-offs for reasons purely of increased profit.


THE ENVIRONMENT
The following measures shall be instituted to ensure the preservation of the environment:
- bus lanes, and free public transport
- compulsory recycling
- additional taxation on industries that pollute, proportionally to the gravity of the pollution they're causing
- the phasing out of fossil fuel-based energy, in favour of cleaner energies, such as wind power and solar panels
- discouraging companies from wasteful packaging of goods, through additional taxation on packaging
- introducing re-usable plastic bags, and making customers pay for the excessive use of plastic bags
Moleland
12-05-2005, 14:38
boo!!!!

*Throws clump of mud*

Join my party! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=418621)
Eynonistan
12-05-2005, 14:44
Bah! It's a political party :(
I was hoping for beer!
Ariddia
12-05-2005, 14:55
Bah! It's a political party :(
I was hoping for beer!

LOL

Maybe there will be beer! You don't know what TInk's edicts will be yet.
Pure Metal
12-05-2005, 15:14
tink you need to dictate your manifesto for your cultists to follow blindly;)

and i've been in the cult for ages... glad to be an official member now:D
Skinny87
12-05-2005, 15:55
Meh, I'll join. I do sociology and always wanted to join a Cult - so, where do we get hypnotised into giving you all of our money?

*Looks around*

Ah, there it is. Wow, what nice outfits...
Skinny87
12-05-2005, 15:56
Oh. Will there be official positions? Dibbsy High Priest or whatever the relevant position is...
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 16:55
ok, here's my policies:

**Health Servive There will be a National Health Service available to everyone who wants it free of charge

**Education Free education for everyone who wants it including nursery school and university

**Abortion Legal and free for any girl under the age of 16 or any woman who's health would be compromised if she went through with pregnancy, otherwise illegal

**Euthanasia Legal but strictly controlled, all cases must be looked at individually

**Canabis Legal but only on prescription for those whose health would benefit from it (i can't remember what illnesses it helps)

**Prostitution Legal, but strictly controlled by the government with regular testing for STDs

**Smoking Banned in all indoor public places

EDIT: pubs can apply for some kind of smoking license (like they have to get a license to sell alcohol) and there will be some kind of ratio of number of people in an area to the number of pubs allowed to have a smoking license

that's all i can think of right now, let me know what you wanna add something or think your ideas in certain areas are better, and i'm gonna need someone to write me a good manifesto
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:01
Bah! It's a political party :(
I was hoping for beer!
*hands out free beer to everyone who joins the party*
Nadkor
12-05-2005, 17:02
**Canabis Legal but only on prescription for those whose health would benefit from it (i can't remember what illnesses it helps)
I think being alive should be an illness that qualifies you to be prescribed Cannibis? ach g'wan! :p
Eh-oh
12-05-2005, 17:03
**Smoking Banned in all indoor public places

:eek: even in pubs???
Skinny87
12-05-2005, 17:04
Love the policies Tink, they are essentially what I believe in.

*Takes Beer*

Now then...does this Cult have a hierarchy, or do we just worship you, Tink? I'll worship you anyway, I just like having long and meaningless titles... :p
Ariddia
12-05-2005, 17:06
:eek: even in pubs???

You've never heard TInk's views on smoking, have you? ;)

Regarding your policies, TInk, I can agree to all that. I can also help you draft the manifesto if you like.
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:07
:eek: even in pubs???
well i've been thinking about this and i thought maybe pubs could apply for some kind of smoking license (like they have to get a license to sell alcohol) and there could be some kind of ratio of number of people in an area to the number of pubs allowed to have a smoking license
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:08
Love the policies Tink, they are essentially what I believe in.

*Takes Beer*

Now then...does this Cult have a hierarchy, or do we just worship you, Tink? I'll worship you anyway, I just like having long and meaningless titles... :p
lol, i'll try and come up with some kind of title for you
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:09
You've never heard TInk's views on smoking, have you? ;)

Regarding your policies, TInk, I can agree to all that. I can also help you draft the manifesto if you like.
thanks
Sdaeriji
12-05-2005, 17:12
Hmm, this brings up a question I've always had. In your nation name, is the I in TInk supposed to be capitalized? Or was that just a mistake?
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:12
Hmm, this brings up a question I've always had. In your nation name, is the I in TInk supposed to be capitalized? Or was that just a mistake?
just a typo
Eh-oh
12-05-2005, 17:15
well i've been thinking about this and i thought maybe pubs could apply for some kind of smoking license (like they have to get a license to sell alcohol) and there could be some kind of ratio of number of people in an area to the number of pubs allowed to have a smoking license

oh right, then i'm alright with that :D
Sdaeriji
12-05-2005, 17:17
just a typo

Ah, I see.

Why aren't you online?
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:18
Ah, I see.

Why aren't you online?
online where? msn? it hates me right now :( i can't sign in
Skinny87
12-05-2005, 17:18
Online? You wouldn't happen to have MSN would you?
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:19
Online? You wouldn't happen to have MSN would you?
that's what the little blue man under my name means

xxellyxx@hotmail.co.uk
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:21
oh right, then i'm alright with that :D
*hands Eh-oh a 'Vote COTP' badge*
Sdaeriji
12-05-2005, 17:24
online where? msn? it hates me right now :( i can't sign in

It says you're online, but away.
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:25
Arridia dear, please could you put the policies in the first post?


I'm a bit worried the name of the party is gonna put people off
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:25
It says you're online, but away.
:confused: i can't even sign in though
Wandering Vagabonds
12-05-2005, 17:28
*joins*
dibs on VP.
Eutrusca
12-05-2005, 17:29
One of the new NS political parties (see here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=418608)).

If you are interested in joining this party, please wait until TInk returns to outline her policies to her Cultists. :p
If I join, do I get fluffled? I never get fluffled! [ weeps uncontrollably ]
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:30
If I join, do I get fluffled? I never get fluffled! [ weeps uncontrolably ]
:rolleyes: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: now wear this *hands him a badge*
Ariddia
12-05-2005, 17:30
Arridia dear, please could you put the policies in the first post?

I'm a bit worried the name of the party is gonna put people off

Done.

Can I have a badge? Also, what colour are COTP badges? :D
Wandering Vagabonds
12-05-2005, 17:32
Done.

Can I have a badge? Also, what colour are COTP badges? :D
i'm sure they're pink.
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:33
Done.

Can I have a badge? Also, what colour are COTP badges? :D
of course! *produces a large box of badges and rosettes to hand out to everyone*


well i was thinking pink however I think I'm gonna go with purple, pink is a bit silly and childish, so yeah, purple
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:34
i'm sure they're pink.
:p
Wandering Vagabonds
12-05-2005, 17:35
:p
GIGIDY GIGIDY! ALRIIGHT!
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 17:36
GIGIDY GIGIDY! ALRIIGHT!
lol



well i have to go for a bit, byes xoxoxoxo :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Eh-oh
12-05-2005, 17:37
*hands Eh-oh a 'Vote COTP' badge*

yay! am i a member now? :D
Pure Metal
12-05-2005, 17:46
*hands out badges*

http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/COTP.jpg
Eutrusca
12-05-2005, 18:03
:rolleyes: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: now wear this *hands him a badge*
:D

Ohhhh! Thankyouthankyouthankyou! [ proudly pins badge to his shirt! ]
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 18:14
yay! am i a member now? :D
yep! :fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 18:15
*hands out badges*

http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/COTP.jpg
w00t! thanks PM! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Moleland
12-05-2005, 18:16
*Steals ideas*
Gartref
12-05-2005, 18:20
**Canabis Legal but only on prescription for those whose health would benefit from it (i can't remember what illnesses it helps)



My Doctor says I need it to get high.
Swimmingpool
12-05-2005, 18:24
How should one address your party's leader?

Tink-Führer?

Elle Duce?
Sdaeriji
12-05-2005, 18:27
I'd like to participate in a non-official capacity, Tink.
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 18:28
How should one address your party's leader?

Tink-Führer?

Elle Duce?
I didn't choose the name of the party and if people feel the name of the party is what's putting them off then they should say so and maybe it will be changed so that they can concentrate on the less important things like the party's policies
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 18:28
I'd like to participate in a non-official capacity, Tink.
thanks
Pure Metal
12-05-2005, 18:32
w00t! thanks PM! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: no problem...

now i better leave & get some revision done today :(
The odd one
12-05-2005, 18:32
you have my support I'll decide wether or not to join in a while, just to keep you in suspense.(suspense music)
Moleland
12-05-2005, 18:35
Interesting... It appears that I have the only party with original ideas... The rest are near enough the same!!!!!!
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 18:37
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: no problem...

now i better leave & get some revision done today :(
ok, and cheer up! they'll be over soon and yo'll have the whole summer to look forward to! :fluffle:


you have my support I'll decide wether or not to join in a while, just to keep you in suspense.(suspense music)
ok :fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 18:39
Interesting... It appears that I have the only party with original ideas... The rest are near enough the same!!!!!!
look Moley man, if you're going to lower yourself to pitiful bashing of other parties in order to gain some support i'd appreciate it if you kept it out of my party's thread thank you
Moleland
12-05-2005, 18:41
look Moley man, if you're going to lower yourself to pitiful bashing of other parties in order to gain some support i'd appreciate it if you kept it out of my party's thread thank you

You don't know politics. I'm playing dirty! I mean come on! have you read my manifesto? Do seriously think i really intend on winning?

:p
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 18:46
You don't know politics. I'm playing dirty! I mean come on! have you read my manifesto? Do seriously think i really intend on winning?

:p
i don't know politics? well maybe i do, maybe i don't, but i do know certain parties over here lost some of their support through partaking in negative campaigning so bleh! and yeah lol, i've read it, you're a strange boy Moley man!
Eh-oh
12-05-2005, 18:47
yep! :fluffle:

:fluffle: thanks! :fluffle:
Pure Metal
12-05-2005, 18:49
You don't know politics. I'm playing dirty! I mean come on! have you read my manifesto? Do seriously think i really intend on winning?

:p
you better stay out of the UDCP thread... or we'll send the heavies round. kent isn't that far away you know... ;) :p
Moleland
12-05-2005, 18:59
i don't know politics? well maybe i do, maybe i don't, but i do know certain parties over here lost some of their support through partaking in negative campaigning so bleh! and yeah lol, i've read it, you're a strange boy Moley man!

I haven't attacked your policies yet! But that's the idea. Your blatantly the most popular party, and therefore I have to reduce you support!

However, i shall stop until i know what your policies are.
Moleland
12-05-2005, 19:00
you better stay out of the UDCP thread... or we'll send the heavies round. kent isn't that far away you know... ;) :p

i'm already there... But Some of your policies are the same as mine! :O
Ariddia
12-05-2005, 19:01
However, i shall stop until i know what your policies are.

The COTP already has some policies set out. See the first post.
The odd one
12-05-2005, 19:02
*joins* (please)
party count = 3
Czardas
12-05-2005, 19:07
Official Proclamation from Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe:

Czardas hereby

DECREES that, in accordance with Section 16 of the Civil Law Code, any cult, organization, assembly, or group not dedicated to furthering the policies of the Supreme Ruler of the Universe is illegal;

UNDERSTANDS that this cult is designed in honor of a human;

UNDERSTANDS also that this cult is designed to honor the human known to NationStates as 'FairyTInkArisen';

NOTING that the aforesaid human has in the past violated policies set forth by the Supreme Ruler of the Universe;

DECLARES the cult illegal, and any who have posted in it to be violators of the law, and criminals under the law, who deserve to have their postcounts taken away;

NOTES however that the above decision may be reversed if certain other factors come into play.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Moleland
12-05-2005, 19:09
*lauches attack on policies*
**Health Servive There will be a National Health Service available to everyone who wants it free of charge

A waste of money. It has been proven in the UK this does not work. A health service of any discription should be abandoned!

**Education Free education for everyone who wants it including nursery school and university

Bah! Why bother. Most children don't want to learn, and won't go!

**Abortion Legal and free for any girl under the age of 16 or any woman who's health would be compromised if she went through with pregnancy, otherwise illegal

Fair enough

]**Euthanasia Legal but strictly controlled, all cases must be looked at individually

OK

**Canabis Legal but only on prescription for those whose health would benefit from it (i can't remember what illnesses it helps)

Ok, i guess. There would be no controls on it whatsoever if we came to power

**Prostitution Legal, but strictly controlled by the government with regular testing for STDs

Hmm... interesting

**Smoking Banned in all indoor public places

I disagree. You wouldn't be allowed to smoke anywhere if you lived underground!
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 19:20
*lauches attack on policies*


A waste of money. It has been proven in the UK this does not work. A health service of any discription should be abandoned!
that's because the NHS is Britain is badly run, if you want an example of how this works maybe you should take a look at Sweden, and everyone has the right to healthcare whether they can afford it or not, anyone who doesn't like the governtment funded health service and can afford it is entitled to opt for private healthcare



Bah! Why bother. Most children don't want to learn, and won't go!
i didn't say school was compulsory from nursery to university, just that it was free for all those who choose to go, though school will be compulsory from aged 4 to 16, then you're old enough to be able to make a decision with what you want to do with your life


I disagree. You wouldn't be allowed to smoke anywhere if you lived underground!what people choose to do in their homes is up to them and not the government
Ariddia
12-05-2005, 19:25
TInk, the main point on which I don't entirely agree with you is abortion; I would have legalised it fully (first term only, of course). I have got a question, though. Your policy doesn't mention the issue of rape victims. Would they be allowed to have an abortion?
Czardas
12-05-2005, 19:25
i didn't say school was compulsory from nursery to university, just that it was free for all those who choose to go, though school will be compulsory from aged 4 to 16, then you're old enough to be able to make a decision with what you want to do with your lifeSchool compulsory from age 4 to 16? You mean, for infants? Don't older people need to learn too?

*looks at conversion chart*

Oh, age 16 is in late adolescence for humans. Sorry about that.


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe (who sometimes forgets that humans have a different life cycle than his race)
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 19:35
TInk, the main point on which I don't entirely agree with you is abortion; I would have legalised it fully (first term only, of course). I have got a question, though. Your policy doesn't mention the issue of rape victims. Would they be allowed to have an abortion? i know, abortion is a subject that i'm a little unsure about, i wasn't sure whether to fully llegalise it or not, in the end i decided not to because i think if you're stupid enough to get pregnant then you have to live with it and consider other options such as adoption. I meant to include rape victims, it must have slipped my mind, add it in please
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 19:37
School compulsory from age 4 to 16? You mean, for infants? Don't older people need to learn too?

*looks at conversion chart*

Oh, age 16 is in late adolescence for humans. Sorry about that.


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe (who sometimes forgets that humans have a different life cycle than his race)
older people are perfectly welcome to continue with education, they just don't have to, we need people to do jobs that don't require further education too


and huh?
Skinny87
12-05-2005, 19:40
Official Proclamation from Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe:

Czardas hereby

DECREES that, in accordance with Section 16 of the Civil Law Code, any cult, organization, assembly, or group not dedicated to furthering the policies of the Supreme Ruler of the Universe is illegal;

UNDERSTANDS that this cult is designed in honor of a human;

UNDERSTANDS also that this cult is designed to honor the human known to NationStates as 'FairyTInkArisen';

NOTING that the aforesaid human has in the past violated policies set forth by the Supreme Ruler of the Universe;

DECLARES the cult illegal, and any who have posted in it to be violators of the law, and criminals under the law, who deserve to have their postcounts taken away;

NOTES however that the above decision may be reversed if certain other factors come into play.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

*Laughs manically*

You shall never take any of us alive! Come everyone, into the bunker!

Seriously though, I agree with most of Tinks policies and I like 'em; the free eductation issue is a bastion of my political views, and I also like the NHS viewpoint.
Ariddia
12-05-2005, 19:40
i know, abortion is a subject that i'm a little unsure about, i wasn't sure whether to fully llegalise it or not, in the end i decided not to because i think if you're stupid enough to get pregnant then you have to live with it and consider other options such as adoption. I meant to include rape victims, it must have slipped my mind, add it in please

Done. So, those who would be denied abortion would only be those who have had consensual sex and were old enough to be aware of the consequences. All right; I don't really agree with that, but I do see your point. By the way, is your reasoning to try and make people act more responsibly, or to protect unborn children, or both, or something else?
Moleland
12-05-2005, 19:42
that's because the NHS is Britain is badly run, if you want an example of how this works maybe you should take a look at Sweden, and everyone has the right to healthcare whether they can afford it or not, anyone who doesn't like the governtment funded health service and can afford it is entitled to opt for private healthcare

fair enough, but I still don't agree.
i didn't say school was compulsory from nursery to university, just that it was free for all those who choose to go, though school will be compulsory from aged 4 to 16, then you're old enough to be able to make a decision with what you want to do with your life

I meant that if you don't make it compulsory, few children will go...


what people choose to do in their homes is up to them and not the government

fair enough
Pharoah Kiefer Meister
12-05-2005, 19:43
**Health Servive There will be a National Health Service available to everyone who wants it free of charge

Right on!!!

**Education Free education for everyone who wants it including nursery school and university

The right thing to do...

**Abortion Legal and free for any girl under the age of 16 or any woman who's health would be compromised if she went through with pregnancy, otherwise illegal

Should be all inclusive, in the first trimester.

**Euthanasia Legal but strictly controlled, all cases must be looked at individually

Maybe a living will should specify individuals wishes???

**Canabis Legal but only on prescription for those whose health would benefit from it (i can't remember what illnesses it helps)

What you do in the privacy of your home is your business not the govt's.

**Prostitution Legal, but strictly controlled by the government with regular testing for STDs

This will get me to join every time. Ahh just think, no more having to spend a ton of money on a date just to get turned down at the end of the night. :p The pervert in me approves.

**Smoking Banned in all indoor public places

I am not for smoking bans, since bars restaurants are privately owned. I am a non-smoker, rather have stricter regulation for air re-circulation and cleansing, the technology exists its used on the shuttle and space station.
Skinny87
12-05-2005, 19:44
Tink, does your party have any policies on Law and Order and more specifically the armed forces?

And how about 'Court Jester' as my title?
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 19:47
Done. So, those who would be denied abortion would only be those who have had consensual sex and were old enough to be aware of the consequences. All right; I don't really agree with that, but I do see your point. By the way, is your reasoning to try and make people act more responsibly, or to protect unborn children, or both, or something else?
both really, not having the option of an abortion is bound to make people, particularly women take better precautions before having sex, and i believe unborn children have the right to life, I don't think it's fair to take that away because of some problem that the parents have, adoption is a better option in those cases
Czardas
12-05-2005, 19:48
older people are perfectly welcome to continue with education, they just don't have to, we need people to do jobs that don't require further education too


and huh?1 Jovian year = 52 human years

Therefore, education starts at age 4 = 208 and runs to age 18 = 936 years old.

Human ages 4-16 would be the time when babies learn to walk, talk, and sit up. And I don't think they need to go to school to do that. :D

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Czardas
12-05-2005, 19:52
both really, not having the option of an abortion is bound to make people, particularly women take better precautions before having sex, and i believe unborn children have the right to life, I don't think it's fair to take that away because of some problem that the parents have, adoption is a better option in those casesNo, the option of not having an abortion would lead women who want abortions to the following:

• They would get them performed by unofficial surgeons in back alleys
• They would have to pay a lot of money
• The surgeon might be inexperienced and kill both woman and child
• A woman might do it herself and become seriously injured

And what about sex among 676- and 728-, er, 13- and 14-year olds? They might do it consentingly, but afterwards need an abortion as it would destroy their reproductive systems.

And the fact that sex is not always for procreation and accidents with contraception can happen. Think about it.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Earth
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 19:52
Should be all inclusive, in the first trimester.

it's something i'm considering



Maybe a living will should specify individuals wishes???
yeah, that's what i was thinking



What you do in the privacy of your home is your business not the govt's.that's true, may consider making it the same as normal smoking

I am not for smoking bans, since bars restaurants are privately owned. I am a non-smoker, rather have stricter regulation for air re-circulation and cleansing, the technology exists its used on the shuttle and space station.did you see what i put about the smoking licenses for bars underneath?

that kind of technology sounds like it could be really expensive, a lot of bars and restraurants might not be able to afford it
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 19:54
Tink, does your party have any policies on Law and Order and more specifically the armed forces?

And how about 'Court Jester' as my title?
is there anything in particular you're thinking of? i'm open to any policies that you have


whatever you want dear
The Tribes Of Longton
12-05-2005, 19:54
So...what's all this election stuff about?
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 19:57
No, the option of not having an abortion would lead women who want abortions to the following:

• They would get them performed by unofficial surgeons in back alleys
• They would have to pay a lot of money
• The surgeon might be inexperienced and kill both woman and child
• A woman might do it herself and become seriously injured

And what about sex among 676- and 728-, er, 13- and 14-year olds? They might do it consentingly, but afterwards need an abortion as it would destroy their reproductive systems.

And the fact that sex is not always for procreation and accidents with contraception can happen. Think about it.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Earth

well i've already said that abortion would be legal for under 16s.


ok, Arridia, change abortion to legal for everyone else in the first term, but not free, it has to be done at private hospitals
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 19:57
So...what's all this election stuff about?
have a look at the thread.....


(http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=418608)
Czardas
12-05-2005, 19:59
well i've already said that abortion would be legal for under 16s. Oops! I missed that. :headbang:


ok, Arridia, change abortion to legal for everyone else in the first term, but not free, it has to be done at private hospitalsIt ought to be covered by health insurance though. If they have it. Put that in too.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

P.S. It's spelled "Ariddia"
Skinny87
12-05-2005, 19:59
is there anything in particular you're thinking of? i'm open to any policies that you have


whatever you want dear

Firstly, why thank-you Tink. You are as ever wise

As for policies, well I've always been for much harsher penalties and the curtailing of the appeal system, as I see it as a waste of time; criminals should serve the time they were given. I also wonder if the Death Penalty should be introduced for particularly heinous crimes such as Genocide, Murder and Paedophilia.

As for the Armed Forces, a huge increase in budget to reinstate the British military to its former glory, and conscription for a year; when a teenager reaches 18 they must do a years conscription before going to Uni, College or a Job.
Czardas
12-05-2005, 20:00
have a look at the thread.....


(http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=418608)Long ago I learned to read threads before posting in them. That's probably why I stopped posting in the "[violet]=Max Barry?" thread, LOL.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Ariddia
12-05-2005, 20:07
ok, Arridia, change abortion to legal for everyone else in the first term, but not free, it has to be done at private hospitals

Done. And this is something I can agree to much more easily. :)
Pharoah Kiefer Meister
12-05-2005, 20:11
that's true, may consider making it the same as normal smoking
did you see what i put about the smoking licenses for bars underneath?
that kind of technology sounds like it could be really expensive, a lot of bars and restraurants might not be able to afford it

I did, the thing is, if you are willing to provide free education and such, then your govt. should be willing to suppliment the regulations it imposes on private citizens, to the degree that if there is a compromise such as installing the equipment to re-cycle the air in a pub or bar, which ever is the case and the establishment wants such equipment then it shiould be helped out by the govt.

Something that could be considered is how much business is the bar going to lose by going smoke free, and is the govt. going to regulate smoking out of doors also. Recycled air is filtered so not going right into the atmosphere, smoking outdoors is unfiltered, and is being added to the pollutants already in the air. BTW: I'm no environmentalist either.

(side note) :( What! no comment on the prostitution thingy? :confused: :D

I say do what makes you feel good, no matter what... :)
Teh Cameron Clan
12-05-2005, 20:22
Im here for the beer mostly :)

*hands out free beer to everyone who joins the party*
Pharoah Kiefer Meister
12-05-2005, 20:37
Im here for the beer mostly :)

Oh, yeh. Do you have any Miller Genuine Draft in a long neck bottle?
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 21:44
Firstly, why thank-you Tink. You are as ever wise

As for policies, well I've always been for much harsher penalties and the curtailing of the appeal system, as I see it as a waste of time; criminals should serve the time they were given. I also wonder if the Death Penalty should be introduced for particularly heinous crimes such as Genocide, Murder and Paedophilia.

As for the Armed Forces, a huge increase in budget to reinstate the British military to its former glory, and conscription for a year; when a teenager reaches 18 they must do a years conscription before going to Uni, College or a Job.
i agree with criminals serving the time they were given, however there's no way in hell i'll go for capital punishment, murderers and paedophiles deserve to spend the rest of their lives in jail thinking about the awful things they've done rather than getting the easy way out.


as for conscription, i'm not entirely against it but i do think you're going about it the wrong way. How does this sound, all men must do a years conscription at some point between the ages of 18 and 30, that way they can go to uni or do apprenticeships or whatever and they can learn new skills which could benefit them in the forces, for example, someone who wants to be a doctor would probably be a lot more use to the forces after they've done their degree and qualified
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 21:50
I did, the thing is, if you are willing to provide free education and such, then your govt. should be willing to suppliment the regulations it imposes on private citizens, to the degree that if there is a compromise such as installing the equipment to re-cycle the air in a pub or bar, which ever is the case and the establishment wants such equipment then it shiould be helped out by the govt.

Something that could be considered is how much business is the bar going to lose by going smoke free, and is the govt. going to regulate smoking out of doors also. Recycled air is filtered so not going right into the atmosphere, smoking outdoors is unfiltered, and is being added to the pollutants already in the air. BTW: I'm no environmentalist either.

(side note) :( What! no comment on the prostitution thingy? :confused: :D

I say do what makes you feel good, no matter what... :)

but isn't that going to use up a lot of tax payers money? money that could go towards hospitals and schoo


(lol, if you wanna use prostitutes then that's up to you lol, i won't pass judgement)
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 21:50
Oh, yeh. Do you have any Miller Genuine Draft in a long neck bottle?
any beer you want dear
Ariddia
12-05-2005, 21:54
As for policies, well I've always been for much harsher penalties and the curtailing of the appeal system, as I see it as a waste of time

That would mean a greater risk of innocent people being convicted.
Ariddia
12-05-2005, 21:57
i agree with criminals serving the time they were given, however there's no way in hell i'll go for capital punishment, murderers and paedophiles deserve to spend the rest of their lives in jail thinking about the awful things they've done rather than getting the easy way out.

Not to mention the fact that if you execute an innocent person and find out too late, it's irreversible.


as for conscription, i'm not entirely against it but i do think you're going about it the wrong way. How does this sound, all men must do a years conscription at some point between the ages of 18 and 30, that way they can go to uni or do apprenticeships or whatever and they can learn new skills which could benefit them in the forces, for example, someone who wants to be a doctor would probably be a lot more use to the forces after they've done their degree and qualified

Well... Why do you even need conscription? What's the point of it? These days a qualified, well-trained professional army of volunteers is all that's necessary.
FairyTInkArisen
12-05-2005, 21:59
Not to mention the fact that if you execute an innocent person and find out too late, it's irreversible.



Well... Why do you even need conscription? What's the point of it? These days a qualified, well-trained professional army of volunteers is all that's necessary.
i agree, i'm just trying to incorporate other members of the party's views into this
Pure Metal
13-05-2005, 00:52
aw, spam? :( :confused:
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 11:11
huh?
Ariddia
13-05-2005, 11:25
Are you going to go into economic policies, TInk? Such as the degree of control the State would have over the economy, for the affirmation of social rights for example.
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 11:43
i'm open to hearing other peoples' ideas (because i'm too stupid to come up with anything myself)
Wandering Vagabonds
13-05-2005, 11:52
no you aren't. whas with he self-dissing all of a sudden?
Legless Pirates
13-05-2005, 11:55
Boo! I want drugs!
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 11:58
no you aren't. whas with he self-dissing all of a sudden?
yeah i am. i dunno, i've just been feeling kinda down lately
Wandering Vagabonds
13-05-2005, 11:59
aw. hate it when that happens.

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

feel better.
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 12:03
aw. hate it when that happens.

:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

feel better.
thanks :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Wandering Vagabonds
13-05-2005, 12:07
anytime luv.
Ariddia
13-05-2005, 12:08
i'm open to hearing other peoples' ideas (because i'm too stupid to come up with anything myself)

TInk, I think you've proven often enough that you're anything but stupid.

I do hope you feel better soon though.
Have a :fluffle: to cheer you up. :)

And regarding the economy, I suggest there should be measures to protect the rights of workers, including a decent minimum wage, and measures to prevent abusive lay-offs for reasons purely of increased profit.
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 12:12
TInk, I think you've proven often enough that you're anything but stupid.

I do hope you feel better soon though.
Have a :fluffle: to cheer you up. :)

And regarding the economy, I suggest there should be measures to protect the rights of workers, including a decent minimum wage, and measures to prevent abusive lay-offs for reasons purely of increased profit.
i think you'll find there's plenty of people around who'll disagree with you there!


thanks :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


sounds good to me
Pure Metal
13-05-2005, 12:34
huh?
last night this was moved to spam. now its not.

its crazy.
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 12:36
last night this was moved to spam. now its not.

its crazy.
:eek: did any other party threads get moved or were they just picking on me?
Pure Metal
13-05-2005, 12:39
:eek: did any other party threads get moved or were they just picking on me?
just picking on you i'm afraid:(
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 12:41
just picking on you i'm afraid:(
typical
Pure Metal
13-05-2005, 12:43
typical
well the m0ds don't like all these party threads i guess

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=418845


don't really blame them - it is a trend, but some of them are legit (like this one;))
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 12:44
well the m0ds don't like all these party threads i guess

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=418845


don't really blame them - it is a trend, but some of them are legit (like this one;))
no, they just like picking on me :(
Pure Metal
13-05-2005, 12:47
no, they just like picking on me :(
aw:(
nevermind though... its back in general now :)

have a fluffle and feel better ;) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 12:51
aw:(
nevermind though... its back in general now :)

have a fluffle and feel better ;) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Harlesburg
13-05-2005, 13:21
Its My Island!!!
What is?
Ireland!

My Party stands for No Parly of any sort no Witan Councils either!
Dictate this! :mp5:
Ariddia
13-05-2005, 13:35
Well, if no one else has got policy proposals for the economy, can my proposals be adopted as COTP policy? :D

Have you got any policies on the environment?
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 13:38
Well, if no one else has got policy proposals for the economy, can my proposals be adopted as COTP policy? :D

Have you got any policies on the environment?
of course
Ariddia
13-05-2005, 14:10
of course

Of course, they can, or of course, you have? Or both? ;)
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 14:11
Of course, they can, or of course, you have? Or both? ;)
of course they can
Ariddia
13-05-2005, 14:19
of course they can

OK; great! Thanks! :fluffle:

Have you got any policies on the environment, then?
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 14:42
OK; great! Thanks! :fluffle:

Have you got any policies on the environment, then?
i dunno, i'm definately all for saving it and everything, i think free public transport and bus lanes are always a good idea to encourage people to use them, other than that i can't think of anything
Ariddia
13-05-2005, 14:58
i dunno, i'm definately all for saving it and everything, i think free public transport and bus lanes are always a good idea to encourage people to use them, other than that i can't think of anything

*nods*

How about also:

* compulsory recycling
* additional taxation on industries that pollute, proportionally to the gravity of the pollution they're causing
* phasing out fossil fuel-based energy, in favour of cleaner energies, such as wind power and solar panels
* discouraging companies from wasteful packaging of goods, through additional taxation on packaging
* introducing re-usable plastic bags, and making customers pay for the excessive use of plastic bags
Czardas
13-05-2005, 15:08
*nods*

How about also:

* compulsory recycling
* additional taxation on industries that pollute, proportionally to the gravity of the pollution they're causing
* phasing out fossil fuel-based energy, in favour of cleaner energies, such as wind power and solar panels
* discouraging companies from wasteful packaging of goods, through additional taxation on packaging
* introducing re-usable plastic bags, and making customers pay for the excessive use of plastic bagsI agree, if the environment is not cared for to a large extent, I will have to turn everyone in this club into bugs and squish them.

No, just kidding, but I will withdraw if the environment is not adequately protected from you humans.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
FairyTInkArisen
13-05-2005, 15:25
*nods*

How about also:

* compulsory recycling
* additional taxation on industries that pollute, proportionally to the gravity of the pollution they're causing
* phasing out fossil fuel-based energy, in favour of cleaner energies, such as wind power and solar panels
* discouraging companies from wasteful packaging of goods, through additional taxation on packaging
* introducing re-usable plastic bags, and making customers pay for the excessive use of plastic bags
i can definately agree with all those
Ariddia
13-05-2005, 15:42
i can definately agree with all those

Great! Well, I've added them.

I'm glad we think alike. :)
FairyTInkArisen
14-05-2005, 10:49
Great! Well, I've added them.

I'm glad we think alike. :)
me too :)
FairyTInkArisen
14-05-2005, 12:40
am I ok to answer question on behalf of the party?
Ariddia
14-05-2005, 12:46
am I ok to answer question on behalf of the party?

Yes, of course. :)
FairyTInkArisen
14-05-2005, 12:54
and do you have any opinions on religious schools?
Ariddia
14-05-2005, 13:05
and do you have any opinions on religious schools?

Well, my opinions are those I've put in answer for the UDCP, but feel free to use them as well if you want. ;) I think religious schools should be allowed, but should not receive public funding since religion is a private, personal matter. Also, we could make sure that religious schools teach their children understanding of other faiths and cultures.
Haken Rider
14-05-2005, 13:42
This is not the way we party in Belgium. :cool:
Ariddia
15-05-2005, 15:01
So, are there any new policies to be added, or do you want me to start writing out the formal manifesto?
FairyTInkArisen
15-05-2005, 15:03
i can't think of any more
Moleland
15-05-2005, 15:05
BTW: Do you have any idea when the 'Live debates' will be taking place?
Ariddia
15-05-2005, 15:08
i can't think of any more

OK, I'll see to it in a few hours if I have time.


BTW: Do you have any idea when the 'Live debates' will be taking place?

Not really. What exactly had you got in mind? There's a thread for the public to ask questions and the parties to ask one another questions too.
Ariddia
15-05-2005, 16:33
We've got a manifesto! That is, if it meets with the approval of our exalted and beloved leader. ;)

How do you like this?:


MANIFESTO

HRH FairyTInkArisen shall be recognised as the legitimate Queen of NS General. In addition, the Cult of Tink Part (hereafter COTP) submits the following official manifesto to consideration of the voters. The COTP aims hereby at tackling major issues of society, and providing a better living environment for all.

HEALTH
HEALTH SERVICE
There shall be a National Health Service available to all, free of charge. In this, we recognise, protect and enshrine the right to health as an essential right of all human beings.

ABORTION
Abortion, in the first term exclusively, shall be legal and free for any girl under the age of 16, any woman whose health would be compromised if she went through with pregnancy, and any victim of rape. In all other instances, abortion shall be legal for all (in the first term), but shall not be free, and the operation must, in addition, be undergone in a private hospital

EUTHANASIA
Euthanasia shall be legal but strictly controlled, and all cases shall be assessed on an individual basis.


HEALTH-RELATED SOCIETY ISSUES
CANNABIS
Cannabis shall be legal, but only on prescription for persons whose health would benefit thereby.

SMOKING
Smoking shall be banned in all indoor public places, this to protect individuals from the health risks and discomfort incurred via ‘passive smoking’. Pubs may, however, apply for a licence whereby smoking will be tolerated in their establishment; there shall be a limited number of such establishments in proportion to the number of residents in the area.

PROSTITUTION
Prostitution shall be legal, but strictly controlled by the government, which will ensure the protection of prostitutes and their customers through the means of regular tests for Sexually-Transmitted Diseases.


EDUCATION
Free education shall be provided to all, up to and including such instances of further education as nursery school and university.


THE ECONOMY
There shall be measures instituted to protect the rights of workers, including a decent minimum wage, and measures to prevent abusive lay-offs for reasons purely of increased profit.


THE ENVIRONMENT
The following measures shall be instituted to ensure the preservation of the environment:
- bus lanes, and free public transport
- compulsory recycling
- additional taxation on industries that pollute, proportionally to the gravity of the pollution they're causing
- the phasing out of fossil fuel-based energy, in favour of cleaner energies, such as wind power and solar panels
- discouraging companies from wasteful packaging of goods, through additional taxation on packaging
- introducing re-usable plastic bags, and making customers pay for the excessive use of plastic bags
FairyTInkArisen
15-05-2005, 16:36
perfect
Ariddia
15-05-2005, 16:40
perfect

Thank you! :)

I'll add it to the first post, then.
FairyTInkArisen
15-05-2005, 16:46
ok, and thanks :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Moleland
15-05-2005, 17:06
Not really. What exactly had you got in mind? There's a thread for the public to ask questions and the parties to ask one another questions too.
Linky?
Ariddia
15-05-2005, 17:16
Linky?

Here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=419066). You've already posted there once, I think.

ok, and thanks :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

You're welcome. :fluffle:

There's a new question today in that thread, by the way, in case you want to answer for the COTP.
Ariddia
23-05-2005, 13:10
BUMP for publicity. Join the COTP! ;)
Cathenia
23-05-2005, 13:17
Hmmm... I shall ask my constituents... (let me just call out my Gendarmes)

All hail Tink,
Cathenia
Czardas
23-05-2005, 13:38
BUMP for publicity. Join the COTP! ;)Hmmm...I read through the summary and it seems pretty good...except for the first part: HRH FairyTInkArisen shall be recognised as the legitimate Queen of NS General. I'll have to think that over for a while...


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Pure Metal
23-05-2005, 13:42
Hmmm...I read through the summary and it seems pretty good...except for the first part: I'll have to think that over for a while...


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
TInk IS the queen of General! i will allow no disputes! i challenge you, sir, to a duel!

*slaps*
Czardas
23-05-2005, 13:45
TInk IS the queen of General! i will allow no disputes! i challenge you, sir, to a duel!

*slaps*Challenge not accepted. I never fight a battle that gives me an obvious advantage. *twirls blade in one hand and cuts through 14 inches of steel in 10 nanoseconds*

And where exactly did Tink get her title from? Usually ascending to the rank of ruler involves poisoning your predecessors (me included ;)).

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
CJ Holdings
23-05-2005, 13:49
Wow, I actually agree with most of those policies...

Can I join at all? :) If you need to flesh out an Economics section of the manifesto, I could help there - second year A-Level Economics student. :)
Ariddia
23-05-2005, 14:01
Well, I'll let TInk answer, but I assume you'll be welcome here. And thanks for the offer. :)
FairyTInkArisen
23-05-2005, 14:17
Wow, I actually agree with most of those policies...

Can I join at all? :) If you need to flesh out an Economics section of the manifesto, I could help there - second year A-Level Economics student. :)
of course you can join, all are welcome! and any help you could give with the economics side of things would be most welcome
CJ Holdings
23-05-2005, 15:19
of course you can join, all are welcome! and any help you could give with the economics side of things would be most welcome

Thanks! :D I'll start writing something up on it a little later, after I get revision and homework sorted. :(
FairyTInkArisen
30-05-2005, 18:32
I need some kind of slogan for my posters and also some ideas on what to put on the poster would be good too
FairyTInkArisen
31-05-2005, 20:16
i made a wee-me of me wearing my COTP badge :p
http://img22.echo.cx/img22/6462/a1mt.jpg
Ariddia
31-05-2005, 20:30
i made a wee-me of me wearing my COTP badge :p
http://img22.echo.cx/img22/6462/a1mt.jpg

Woo! That's absolutely great! :)

Just two days until the election now...
Pure Metal
31-05-2005, 21:11
i made a wee-me of me wearing my COTP badge :p
http://img22.echo.cx/img22/6462/a1mt.jpg
cute! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-011.gif

any ideas for campaign banners? i'll do em later tonight
FairyTInkArisen
31-05-2005, 21:14
cute! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-011.gif

any ideas for campaign banners? i'll do em later tonight
lol, hehe

nope
Inner Turmoil
31-05-2005, 21:18
If Tink want's to be queen, why do we have to hold an election. Let's just kill everyone that opposes her and sit her on her rightful throne. :gundge:
Ariddia
31-05-2005, 21:21
cute! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-011.gif

any ideas for campaign banners? i'll do em later tonight

"Tink roxorz your soxorz? Vote COTP!" :D
FairyTInkArisen
31-05-2005, 21:22
If Tink want's to be queen, why do we have to hold an election. Let's just kill everyone that opposes her and sit her on her rightful throne. :gundge:
well i think that's a little mean, i prefer to put them in my n00b basement of doom, hehe

but thanks dude! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Ariddia
31-05-2005, 21:24
If Tink want's to be queen, why do we have to hold an election. Let's just kill everyone that opposes her and sit her on her rightful throne. :gundge:

Ooh! A new Cultist! :)

Well, as leader of this party, TInk will get the first MP seat that goes to the COTP. To get one seat, the party just needs 4% of the overall vote. So, at the very least, in two days TInk will normally be an NS General MP. ;)
Inner Turmoil
31-05-2005, 21:25
well i think that's a little mean, i prefer to put them in my n00b basement of doom, hehe

but thanks dude! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:D Hey, I caught that. And you're welcome. But don't let them fool you. They'd do the same to you if they thought they could get away with it. Say, can I be your Propaganda Administrator? *evil grin*
FairyTInkArisen
31-05-2005, 21:27
:D Hey, I caught that. And you're welcome. But don't let them fool you. They'd do the same to you if they thought they could get away with it. Say, can I be your Propaganda Administrator? *evil grin*
lol, sure
Pure Metal
01-06-2005, 00:13
tadaa :)
any good?


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/PureMetal/COTP.jpg

its not a problem to change any of it if you like. its more for presence than message - especially being so pink lol
Ariddia
01-06-2005, 09:24
tadaa :)
any good?


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/PureMetal/COTP.jpg

its not a problem to change any of it if you like. its more for presence than message - especially being so pink lol

Hehe... Well, I like it. ;)
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 10:21
awesome! thanks PM! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Commie Catholics
01-06-2005, 10:29
One of the new NS political parties (see here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=418608)).


Edit:
The Cult of TInk Party is very proud to announce that it is the first of all thirteen parties to have completed its full manifesto - the latter being, as required, at least ten full lines in length. And here is our manifesto, submitted with TInk's approval:

I agree with everything in that manifesto except the legalization of prostitution. Where can I become a member of this party. Do I have to bring alcohol or chips?
Pure Metal
01-06-2005, 10:32
awesome! thanks PM! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
heh, no problem :fluffle: :fluffle:
Ariddia
01-06-2005, 10:32
I agree with everything in that manifesto except the legalization of prostitution. Where can I become a member of this party. Do I have to bring alcohol or chips?

Welcome! And you have just become a member - pending TInk's approval, but I'm sure she'll be glad to have you with us. :)

Oh, and alcohol and chips aren't compulsory, but they're certainly welcome!
Commie Catholics
01-06-2005, 10:36
Welcome! And you have just become a member - pending TInk's approval, but I'm sure she'll be glad to have you with us. :)

Oh, and alcohol and chips aren't compulsory, but they're certainly welcome!

Wow :D. Do I get a shiny badge with Tink's name inscribed in large friendly letters, or maybe a 'Vote Tink' poster?
Ariddia
01-06-2005, 10:42
Wow :D. Do I get a shiny badge with Tink's name inscribed in large friendly letters, or maybe a 'Vote Tink' poster?

Of course! Courtesy of Pure Metal. :)

*hands Commie Catholics a shiny badge (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/COTP.jpg), a campaign poster (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/PureMetal/COTP.jpg) to hang above your bed or paste up in the street and, as an added bonus, a picture of our darling queen (http://img22.echo.cx/img22/6462/a1mt.jpg)!*
Commie Catholics
01-06-2005, 10:45
Of course! Courtesy of Pure Metal. :)

*hands Commie Catholics a shiny badge (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/COTP.jpg), a campaign poster (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/PureMetal/COTP.jpg) to hang above your bed or paste up in the street and, as an added bonus, a picture of our darling queen (http://img22.echo.cx/img22/6462/a1mt.jpg)!*

Wonderful. That picture is going on my bed side. I'll take my badge and preach the gospel of Tink to the people of South Australia. Just wondering, is there some kind of Tink Appreciation Society where I can go and worship Tink?
Ariddia
01-06-2005, 11:00
Wonderful. That picture is going on my bed side. I'll take my badge and preach the gospel of Tink to the people of South Australia. Just wondering, is there some kind of Tink Appreciation Society where I can go and worship Tink?

Great! You've just become the Australian branch of the COTP. :D

There's a Cult of TInk, which predated the party, but it's mostly informal. You can be recognised as a Cultist by adding to your signature: "Tink roxorz my soxorz"!
Commie Catholics
01-06-2005, 11:07
Great! You've just become the Australian branch of the COTP. :D

There's a Cult of TInk, which predated the party, but it's mostly informal. You can be recognised as a Cultist by adding to your signature: "Tink roxorz my soxorz"!

So how many Australian Tink cultists do you currently have?
Inner Turmoil
01-06-2005, 12:21
I need some kind of slogan for my posters and also some ideas on what to put on the poster would be good too
How 'bout:

Crazy but harmless. Unless you get in our way...
Legless Pirates
01-06-2005, 12:22
Roxoring boxors since 1987 (right?)
Inner Turmoil
01-06-2005, 12:29
Moleland seen at the presidential house of vermin terrorist Jake the Rat. One could only assume that there was some sort of financial agreement made during these talks. Is Moleland trying to sell us out? You make up your mind. What sort of political leader goes around schmoozing with terrorists? Not mine, certainly. :mad:
Pure Metal
01-06-2005, 12:39
Moleland seen at the presidential house of vermin terrorist Jake the Rat. One could only assume that there was some sort of financial agreement made during these talks. Is Moleland trying to sell us out? You make up your mind. What sort of political leader goes around schmoozing with terrorists? Not mine, certainly. :mad:
boo moleland! yay tink!

and yay UDCP!
Legless Pirates
01-06-2005, 12:40
boo moleland! yay tink!

and yay UDCP!
Do I hear Cult of Tink/United Democratic Commie-coalition?
Pure Metal
01-06-2005, 12:45
Do I hear Cult of Tink/United Democratic Commie-coalition?
good call :)
together we can terrorise General in ways never before heard of! mwuhahhahaha :cool:
Offensive Language
01-06-2005, 12:46
You're all insane.
Legless Pirates
01-06-2005, 12:48
You're all insane.
your point?
Offensive Language
01-06-2005, 13:02
your point?

No point, just needed to tell you.
Czardas
01-06-2005, 13:11
Of course! Courtesy of Pure Metal. :)

*hands Commie Catholics a shiny badge (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/COTP.jpg), a campaign poster (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/PureMetal/COTP.jpg) to hang above your bed or paste up in the street and, as an added bonus, a picture of our darling queen (http://img22.echo.cx/img22/6462/a1mt.jpg)!**tears up poster and throws it in fire (ok, I don't have a fire, but for effect ;))* Can I be the party's arch-nemesis?

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Inner Turmoil
01-06-2005, 13:26
Czardas proclaims himself Supreme Ruler of the Universe.

This must be stopped. Use any force necessary.
Ariddia
01-06-2005, 13:27
Czardas proclaims himself Supreme Ruler of the Universe.

This must be stopped. Use any force necessary.

Czardas has no backing. The people love Queen TInk! :p
Czardas
01-06-2005, 13:30
Czardas proclaims himself Supreme Ruler of the Universe.Too late. I've been Supreme Ruler of the Universe for 15.2 billion years already. :p

And do you think I care what the people think? This isn't a democracy, you know!

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 14:19
You're all insane.
dude, just shut up and join the damn cult!


and CC, you're perfectly welcome to join


and as for the UDCP coalition thing, i ain't a commie
Pure Metal
01-06-2005, 14:20
and as for the UDCP coalition thing, i ain't a commie
thats what the coalition is for... if you were a commie you'd be in the UDCP :p


but i think its probably best to leave the election fairly neutral (at least this time).... bringing in coalitions would confuse things a little too much for the first one
Ariddia
01-06-2005, 14:23
and as for the UDCP coalition thing, i ain't a commie

Well, I suppose nobody's perfect! :p


but i think its probably best to leave the election fairly neutral (at least this time).... bringing in coalitions would confuse things a little too much for the first one


Indeed. The UDCP and the COTP are two distinct parties, with clear differences. Let's see how the election goes before we start discussing what to do after the election...
Inner Turmoil
01-06-2005, 15:52
Good day, Tink, did you check out my suggested sign slogan?

You know, tink, I hate to say it, but I think TIN man makes some very excellent points.
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 15:56
Good day, Tink, did you check out my suggested sign slogan?

You know, tink, I hate to say it, but I think TIN man makes some very excellent points.
i did, but i don't think advertising ourselves as crazy and using threats to get people to vote for us is the way to go about things.....


like what? i love the boy to bits but he's a crackpot
DHomme
01-06-2005, 16:00
Czardas has no backing. The people love Queen TInk! :p
Hahaha! Try and silence the voice of hatred!
Inner Turmoil
01-06-2005, 16:01
i did, but i don't think advertising ourselves as crazy and using threats to get people to vote for us is the way to go about things.....


You're just no fun. It's a dirty game we're playing. People respect power. :p
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 16:02
Hahaha! Try and silence the voice of hatred!
the only people that appear to outwardly hate me are you and RPP
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 16:03
You're just no fun. It's a dirty game we're playing. People respect power. :p
lol, but i don't wanna be too mean
DHomme
01-06-2005, 16:03
the only people that appear to outwardly hate me are you and RPP

I dont hate YOU, I just hate.... hmmm.

No I take it back. It's you.
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 16:06
I dont hate YOU, I just hate.... hmmm.

No I take it back. It's you.
and why exactly do you hate me?
DHomme
01-06-2005, 16:08
and why exactly do you hate me?
You know how art goes in trends, so theres like one particular branch and then suddenly theres a reaction, a counter-culture/anti-art which embraces everything rejected by the previous trend?

Well the trend at the moment on the boards seems to be hero worship so i'm the natural reaction against it. I think that's the best way to explain it. You bastard.
Skinny87
01-06-2005, 16:09
What the...?

How dare you insult Tink! If you don't like her, then why in gods name are you in this thread?
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 16:10
You know how art goes in trends, so theres like one particular branch and then suddenly theres a reaction, a counter-culture/anti-art which embraces everything rejected by the previous trend?

Well the trend at the moment on the boards seems to be hero worship so i'm the natural reaction against it. I think that's the best way to explain it. You bastard.
oh ok, fair enough
DHomme
01-06-2005, 16:10
What the...?

How dare you insult Tink! If you don't like her, then why in gods name are you in this thread?

to annoy you. Did I not explain this above? you=culture, me=counter culture. Any counter culture needs to be irritating to be recognised.
The Imperial Navy
01-06-2005, 16:12
What the...?

How dare you insult Tink! If you don't like her, then why in gods name are you in this thread?

*Slap*

Skinny! What are you doing in the compound? Get back to Party Of Order headquaters! These people will convert you to pink!

~TIN, Leader of the Party of Order (POO :eek: )
SimNewtonia
01-06-2005, 16:14
Hmm, what happened to this thread?

*crickets chirp*

Oh well, while I'm here, I may as well state my current position is to support the COTP.
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 16:14
*Slap*

Skinny! What are you doing in the compound? Get back to Party Of Order headquaters! These people will convert you to pink!

~TIN, Leader of the Party of Order (POO :eek: )
quiet you! Skinny's my court jester!
Pure Metal
01-06-2005, 16:14
to annoy you. Did I not explain this above? you=culture, me=counter culture. Any counter culture needs to be irritating to be recognised.
i liked you.... now you say don't like tink i'm not so sure.... :(
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 16:14
Hmm, what happened to this thread?

*crickets chirp*

Oh well, while I'm here, I may as well state my current position is to support the COTP.
a wise decision! :fluffle: :fluffle:
DHomme
01-06-2005, 16:15
i liked you.... now you say don't like tink i'm not so sure.... :(

Its not that i dont like her. I just object to the hierarchical society that NS general is
Ariddia
01-06-2005, 16:15
Hmm, what happened to this thread?

*crickets chirp*

Oh well, while I'm here, I may as well state my current position is to support the COTP.

Yay!

If you check the previous pages, you'll find a badge for you there somewhere. ;)
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 16:16
i liked you.... now you say don't like tink i'm not so sure.... :(
awwwwww sweetie, you don't have to dislike people cause of me :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
The Imperial Navy
01-06-2005, 16:16
quiet you! Skinny's my court jester!

He is a member of the Party of Order... he is mine!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

http://img59.echo.cx/img59/2303/image084mad0rp6ry.jpg
Pure Metal
01-06-2005, 16:18
Its not that i dont like her. I just object to the hierarchical society that NS general is
well thats ok then. cliques aren't cool in general, just this one ;)
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 16:21
He is a member of the Party of Order... he is mine!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

http://img22.echo.cx/img22/6462/a1mt.jpg
VOTE COTP!


hmmmm......Skinny! get your arse on msn this minute boy!
The Imperial Navy
01-06-2005, 16:23
http://www.metalrevolution.com/flags/b51448-reaper-sickle.jpg

Followers of Tink... your end is at hand. Bow down before TIN, or horrors unimaginable will flow over you... Surrender to me, or I shall show you my stepdads stained underwear! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pure Metal
01-06-2005, 16:27
http://www.merch-bot.com/images/products/lifestyle/medium/red-hammer-sickle-buttons.jpg

*gives a bag of UDCP badges to TIN*
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 16:29
http://www.merch-bot.com/images/products/lifestyle/medium/red-hammer-sickle-buttons.jpg

*gives a bag of UDCP badges to TIN*
oy!
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 16:39
ok, our poster needs improving! we need to say something to that rivals the UDCP poster -----> http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/PureMetal/UDCPbanner.jpg

help!
DHomme
01-06-2005, 16:41
hmmm, this seems about as good a place as to do a hit and run with the RTP banner
http://img182.echo.cx/img182/6356/rtp3cg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
*runs*
FairyTInkArisen
01-06-2005, 18:52
http://img64.echo.cx/img64/843/cotp25wb.jpg
Ariddia
01-06-2005, 18:59
http://img64.echo.cx/img64/843/cotp25wb.jpg

Very nice! :)

TInk for Queen!!
DHomme
01-06-2005, 19:00
So despite the fact that it's going to be capitalism there'll be no poverty? Right....
Alien Born
01-06-2005, 19:09
So despite the fact that it's going to be capitalism there'll be no poverty? Right....

That is the only way to do away with poverty after all.
DHomme
01-06-2005, 19:12
That is the only way to do away with poverty after all.
Yeah cos global capitalism is sorting out so many of the world's problems right now....
Inner Turmoil
01-06-2005, 19:14
http://img52.echo.cx/my.php?image=votetink9tw.png
what else need to be said?
Alien Born
01-06-2005, 19:18
Yeah cos global capitalism is sorting out so many of the world's problems right now....

It would be if governments didnt get in the way.
DHomme
01-06-2005, 19:19
It would be if governments didnt get in the way.
Sure because when has a corporation ever acted selfishly?
Ariddia
01-06-2005, 19:21
Erm... Could you go and debate the policies of your respective parties elsewhere than in ours? Thank you.
Skinny87
01-06-2005, 19:24
Yes, we don't debate in your thread, so don't debate in ours please.
Alien Born
01-06-2005, 19:25
Erm... Could you go and debate the policies of your respective parties elsewhere than in ours? Thank you.

Our party members already know our arguments. Is it not better for your people to be exposed to such thoughts, or are you censoring our freedom of expression now?

:D

but, as you asked nicely, fine I respect your desire and right to quiet.
Czardas
02-06-2005, 13:47
Its not that i dont like her. I just object to the hierarchical society that NS general isMe too. And the funny thing is, I disagree with you on everything else. :confused:

At any rate, it's time to start the anti-Tink movement! Everyone against the COTP, join us! *raises banner*

...


...


...

Any comers?




...


...


...


Okay! This is going to be a little harder than we thought! :eek:

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
FairyTInkArisen
02-06-2005, 13:50
please take your anti-Tinkism out of this thread
Saxnot
02-06-2005, 13:59
Down with the clique structure on these forums!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/sleb/bulldogred.jpg

I'm done. I shan't butt in naemore.
Ariddia
02-06-2005, 15:35
Well, hey. The COTP is now clearly one of the three major parties, that are well ahead of everyone else.

:fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
02-06-2005, 15:45
Well, hey. The COTP is now clearly one of the three major parties, that are well ahead of everyone else.

:fluffle:
i guess, but we're slipping further and further behind 1st and 2nd though
Ariddia
02-06-2005, 16:12
i guess, but we're slipping further and further behind 1st and 2nd though

Ah, don't complain. :p The UDCP is an increasingly distant fourth; we've dropped below 10%, and are still falling.

The COTP is one of the only three to have hit the big twenty vote mark, and seems to be safely in third place at least.
Czardas
02-06-2005, 19:38
please take your anti-Tinkism out of this threadNo. We do not listen to the voice of the oppressor.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Skinny87
02-06-2005, 19:58
Seriously old chap - we don't complain in your threads, so why do it in ours? If you feel so strong, make a seperate thread in which to complain.
Czardas
02-06-2005, 20:39
Seriously old chap - we don't complain in your threads, so why do it in ours? If you feel so strong, make a seperate thread in which to complain.No-one will post there because I have no backing. :(

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
FairyTInkArisen
02-06-2005, 20:40
awwwwww *huggle*


well you'd have DHomme and RPP's backing and probably a few others actually
Czardas
02-06-2005, 20:49
awwwwww *huggle*


well you'd have DHomme and RPP's backing and probably a few others actuallyhttp://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=423375

Now I'm just waiting... *crosses fingers*

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
FairyTInkArisen
03-06-2005, 09:48
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=423375

Now I'm just waiting... *crosses fingers*

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
you wern't actually meant to start a thread being mean to me :(
Legless Pirates
03-06-2005, 09:49
http://img236.echo.cx/img236/9583/poster0vf.jpg
FairyTInkArisen
03-06-2005, 09:52
http://img236.echo.cx/img236/9583/poster0vf.jpg
http://img194.echo.cx/img194/6164/fonz5dm.jpg
Legless Pirates
03-06-2005, 09:56
http://img194.echo.cx/img194/6164/fonz5dm.jpg
Are you supporting the murder of innocents? :eek:
FairyTInkArisen
03-06-2005, 09:56
Are you supporting the murder of innocents? :eek:
:confused:
Legless Pirates
03-06-2005, 09:58
:confused:
You are telling people to vote, when it'll clearly cost an innocent life.
FairyTInkArisen
03-06-2005, 10:04
You are telling people to vote, when it'll clearly cost an innocent life.
well if people don't vote then it'll end in anarchy which will just result in the loss of even more innocent lives
Legless Pirates
03-06-2005, 10:08
well if people don't vote then it'll end in anarchy which will just result in the loss of even more innocent lives
Excellent. Anarchy.

No way. Anarchy can be as peaceful as any government type.
FairyTInkArisen
03-06-2005, 10:12
Excellent. Anarchy.

No way. Anarchy can be as peaceful as any government type.
no, if everyone can run around doing what they want, then there'll be more violence, robbery, rape, murder
The Imperial Navy
03-06-2005, 10:13
http://img228.echo.cx/img228/6298/tnstopus6kg.jpg
Moleland
03-06-2005, 10:16
http://imagehost.bizhat.com/img_page.php/1280/6691/mole_poster.jpg
Legless Pirates
03-06-2005, 10:17
no, if everyone can run around doing what they want, then there'll be more violence, robbery, rape, murder
Why would people suddenly start robbing and murdering?

Don't do onto others, what you don't want done to yourself
FairyTInkArisen
03-06-2005, 10:21
Why would people suddenly start robbing and murdering?

Don't do onto others, what you don't want done to yourself
LP, you can't seriously be so naive and believe that people won't do things like murder and rape just because it's bad when they can get away with it