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Dear Occidio,

If there was a bi-sexual pride parade, would it go both ways?
aaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! oh man. that made me laugh. oh man.

Dear Occidio,

If there was a bi-sexual pride parade, would it go both ways?

:D

aaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! oh man. that made me laugh. oh man.
http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif I don't get it

23 Apr 19:30
Parramatta Stadium
Eels - - -
Wests Tigers - -

23 Apr 19:30
EnergyAustralia Stadium
Knights - - -
Bulldogs - -

23 Apr 19:30
Penrith Football Stadium
Panthers - - -
Cowboys - -

23 Apr 19:30
Canberra Stadium
Raiders - - -
Storm - -

23 Apr 19:30
Aussie Stadium
Roosters - - -
Dragons - -

23 Apr 19:30
Brookvale Oval
Sea Eagles - - -
Rabbitohs - -

23 Apr 19:30
Toyota Park
Sharks - - -
Broncos

Dear Occ who should i pick?

Dear Occidio,

If there was a bi-sexual pride parade, would it go both ways?

:D That was good....

23 Apr 19:30
Parramatta Stadium
Eels - - -
Wests Tigers - -

23 Apr 19:30
EnergyAustralia Stadium
Knights - - -
Bulldogs - -

23 Apr 19:30
Penrith Football Stadium
Panthers - - -
Cowboys - -

23 Apr 19:30
Canberra Stadium
Raiders - - -
Storm - -

23 Apr 19:30
Aussie Stadium
Roosters - - -
Dragons - -

23 Apr 19:30
Brookvale Oval
Sea Eagles - - -
Rabbitohs - -

23 Apr 19:30
Toyota Park
Sharks - - -
Broncos

Dear Occ who should i pick?
I actually don't even have a clue what sport this is

I actually don't even have a clue what sport this is
Under Water Polo*!

Really Rugby League!
*Ignorant people yes they use horses! :rolleyes:

no, you need to earn lots of money so that if some English girl ever goes over to NZ you can afford to buy her nice things

I can already afford to buy you nice things. Can I take the day off work?

EDIT: Um, I mean, some English girl.

You all are making her too busy to answer my penis, uh, I mean, neck advice.

I can already afford to buy you nice things. Can I take the day off work?

EDIT: Um, I mean, some English girl.
sure

You all are making her too busy to answer my penis, uh, I mean, neck advice.find a girl with a big mouth

find a girl with a big mouth

Same advice my best friend (female) gave me. We used to date. She suggested I go to bars and ask women to go like this *opens his mouth wide and stretches the sides with his fingers*. Then she said if I can't put my fist in I should tell them I'm not interested. Note: this is an extreme exaggeration on her part, but it made me laugh.

For the record, I think really big smiles are sexy, so you'd think I'd be all set there.

I can already afford to buy you nice things. Can I take the day off work?

EDIT: Um, I mean, some English girl.
So can i!

Same advice my best friend (female) gave me. We used to date. She suggested I go to bars and ask women to go like this *opens his mouth wide and stretches the sides with his fingers*. Then she said if I can't put my fist in I should tell them I'm not interested. Note: this is an extreme exaggeration on her part, but it made me laugh.

For the record, I think really big smiles are sexy, so you'd think I'd be all set there.
I'd be careful with that, if a guy came up to me in a bar, asked me to stretch my mouth open as wide as i can and then shoved his fist in it I'd be slightly freaked out

I'd be careful with that, if a guy came up to me in a bar, asked me to stretch my mouth open as wide as i can and then shoved his fist in it I'd be slightly freaked out
yeah then you could close your mouth on his *Hand* and Knee him in the Balls!
Id go with this
'If i said you had a Beautiful body would you hold it against me?' ;)

I'd be careful with that, if a guy came up to me in a bar, asked me to stretch my mouth open as wide as i can and then shoved his fist in it I'd be slightly freaked out

Ha, that's exactly why it's funny. By the way, you made me choke on my wild cherry pepsi again. If I don't stop reading your posts I'm going to have a gravelly voice like a smoker from all the choking.

Can you picture that?

J:Hi, I'm Jocabia.
F:Hi, I'm Female1.
J: Can you open your mouth as wide as you can, please? No, wait, use your fingers to stretch it further. Yeah, that's it.
*sticks in fist*
J: Yep, you'll do. Wanna give me a blowjob?
*Rinse, repeat*

yeah then you could close your mouth on his *Hand* and Knee him in the Balls!
Id go with this
'If i said you had a Beautiful body would you hold it against me?' ;)
I'd probably giggle, think you were uber-cute and let you buy me a drink

Ha, that's exactly why it's funny. By the way, you made me choke on my wild cherry pepsi again. If I don't stop reading your posts I'm going to have a gravelly voice like a smoker from all the choking.

Can you picture that?

J:Hi, I'm Jocabia.
F:Hi, I'm Female1.
J: Can you open your mouth as wide as you can, please? No, wait, use your fingers to stretch it further. Yeah, that's it.
*sticks in fist*
J: Yep, you'll do. Wanna give me a blowjob?
*Rinse, repeat*
you'll have them queueing round the block darlin'


(and I'm sorry about all lthat choking business, hope I don't cause you too much trouble, let me try and kiss it better :fluffle: )

dear OCC.. Dear tink...or any1 on the technical dept.

she wanted to have sex on the first date...and I allowed it to happen...

was that a bad Idea?

dear OCC.. Dear tink...or any1 on the technical dept.

she wanted to have sex on the first date...and I allowed it to happen...

was that a bad Idea?
I'm so gonna get shouted at by Occ when she gets back :(


if she wanted it and you're both consenting adults then it's fine you lucky son of a bitch!

you'll have them queueing round the block darlin'


(and I'm sorry about all lthat choking business, hope I don't cause you too much trouble, let me try and kiss it better :fluffle: )

Hehe, I love it when English women say queueing. :fluffle:

Hehe, I love it when English women say queueing. :fluffle:
interesting.............might have to find ways of dropping it into conversation with random Americans when I go over there.........



:fluffle:

interesting.............might have to find ways of dropping it into conversation with random Americans when I go over there.........



:fluffle:

Are you actually planning a trip or are just saying "someday"?

Are you actually planning a trip or are just saying "someday"?
I'm just saying "someday", eventually I wanna go work there for a year or so



anyways it's way past my bedtime, goodnight xoxoox

I'm just saying "someday", eventually I wanna go work there for a year or so

anyways it's way past my bedtime, goodnight xoxoox

Yeah, my job has me travelling a lot. I keep hoping I'll end up overseas. I think Spain and Australia are pretty high on my wish list for places to work for a long period, but I would love to visit France and the UK. Been to Norway, Sweden, Greenland, Iceland, Canada, Mexico and a couple of countries in the carribean.

Dear Occy,
I'm having such a horrendous time trying to make a decision. French vanillia creamer or no cream just sugar... or should i drink my coffee at all?


Also, this rather exotic looking las (its hot) yesterday gave me the impression she had some quite delicious thoughts in her head yesterday. When I wonder what these could be my kilt wont stay in place. How do I remedy this?

Sincerely,
confused coffee

Also, this rather exotic looking las (its hot) yesterday gave me the impression she had some quite delicious thoughts in her head yesterday. When I wonder what these could be my kilt wont stay in place. How do I remedy this?
Im not qualified to give you advice...but I can tell you what I did.

surrender to her.

give her all of you.

I just might have to tell her such.... but i'd like to hear Occy's take on it ;)

Dear Occy,

I found it. And it's GREAT! Yay for Ayreon!

Oh. A question. Oh yeah. I have this terrible need to scratch my.... kiwis... in public. But when I did an old granny frowned at me. What should I do with them? Let Peech harvest them?

Many thanks,
A scared pirate

Dear Occidio Multus,
After your advice, I have done some thinking. I decided it was okay to get enjoyment out of others' misfortunes. Thanks. However I do have a complaint. Everyone thinks their advice is just as good as yours. One of the ladies giving advice couldn't even spell patronization and was criticizing me for my sig recently and causing me to question myself. Their advice just leaves me feeling hollow. Suggestions?

i wanna see too!!!!!!
hey now. its my kilt fantasy, tink. cant you just have the other 4000 guys in general, and leave this for me?

*mutters*

dear Occ, I'm hungry, should I have a muffin or a doughnut?
Dear Appetite of a Different sort,
muffin, always a muffin. with a canned soda , of course.

Dear Appetite of a Different sort,
muffin, always a muffin. with a canned soda , of course.
Mmmm...muffing

dear Occ, I've recently taken a shine to this advice columnist woman, I can't make even the simplest decisions without asking for her advice, I think I'm getting obsessed and it's definately getting worse, I don't know what to do, please help
Dear Just Another Fan*sigh*,
hey, its allright. do nothing. carry on. annd go to bed, by the way. dark circles around the eyes are not attractive.

hey now. its my kilt fantasy, tink. cant you just have the other 4000 guys in general, and leave this for me?

*mutters*


im all yours :fluffle:

Dear Occ should i swim acroos Oceans to be with the woman i love?
Dear Wants to Give a Breaststroke,
why are you out to conquer the world? cant you just take a boat? or fly? because if you try to swim, i am not going to be there with my video camera to film the moment you get eaten by a shark.and then, iwill be oh so pissed off. if the girl you speak of is mentioed in this post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8724695&postcount=244) i say hell no. you will be sorely surprised when you get there. you know how many guys a day vow to swim, hike, kayak, crawl on their faces to her? too many. tits are overrated.

Dear Appetite of a Different sort,
muffin, always a muffin. with a canned soda , of course.

If I had a muffin in front of my face right now I'd definitely eat it... slowly.

Dear Occidio,

If there was a bi-sexual pride parade, would it go both ways?
Dear Waving a Flag of Many Colors,
yeah it would go both ways. the man on man, woman on woman part would march through the bad side of town, leather studded banana hammocks, body paint, meticulously styled armpit hair, chrome studs, spiked haircuts (were those boys??or girls??) and lisped cries of "we are gay tday, striaght tomorrow, and ANYTHING in between", blaring. the straight part of the parade would docily make its way through central park, replete with solemn suited business men, housewives, and other upstanding community members(that drunken orgy with their best friend still fresh in their minds), toting "tolerance is peace" signs.

according to some of the homosexuals on here, there would be no bystanders throwing confetti, though, since they say EVERYONE IS BISSEXUAL. ;)

dear OCC.. Dear tink...or any1 on the technical dept.

she wanted to have sex on the first date...and I allowed it to happen...

was that a bad Idea?
Dear Morning After Pill,
if it went well, and you used protection, i think its fine. unless, of course she is girlfriend material. then, if you date, every time you 2 fight, you will bring up the fact that she is a slut, because she slept with you the first night, and will, in true man fashion,completely ignore the fact that you were a VERY willing participant, encouraging her to go "lower, lower.....yeah..thats it." even if you dont say this to her down the l,ine, you will THINK it. i am well versed in male psychology,so dont take my advice for granted. set up a friendship with benefits, and you both win.

Dear Occy,
I'm having such a horrendous time trying to make a decision. French vanillia creamer or no cream just sugar... or should i drink my coffee at all?


Also, this rather exotic looking las (its hot) yesterday gave me the impression she had some quite delicious thoughts in her head yesterday. When I wonder what these could be my kilt wont stay in place. How do I remedy this?

Sincerely,
confused coffee

Dear Dont Burn Your Tongue,
creamer, for sure. i prefer the plain kind, but thats just me and my aversion to anything with that super hot going down my throat. there are exceptions of course. your remedy is easy. add that hot chick on yahoo, and maybe she can illustrate these points some fine day.

Im not qualified to give you advice...but I can tell you what I did.

surrender to her.

give her all of you.
after this post, i would take your advice.......

after this post, i would take your advice.......

i was lookin for your advice :p

Dear Occy,

I found it. And it's GREAT! Yay for Ayreon!

Oh. A question. Oh yeah. I have this terrible need to scratch my.... kiwis... in public. But when I did an old granny frowned at me. What should I do with them? Let Peech harvest them?

Many thanks,
A scared pirate
Dear Dutch Boy Stopping the Leak in the Dyke 9now that is just BAD!)

ayreon rules. proud to have another convert. by the look s of peechland, warrior maiden,i would give her ANYTHINg she even hinted at wanting. but to touch on the subject of male genital scratching? what is it that makes them itch exactly? girls dont have to scratch themsleves. if they move out of place, i suggest the treatment i give to the corpses at work- masking tape, round the thigh. this would also help with that gruesome public erection problem you guys get. any takers?

i was lookin for your advice :p
yeah.
do what ocean drive said.




be back in a bit.

Dear Dutch Boy Stopping the Leak in the Dyke 9now that is just BAD!)

ayreon rules. proud to have another convert. by the look s of peechland, warrior maiden,i would give her ANYTHINg she even hinted at wanting. but to touch on the subject of male genital scratching? what is it that makes them itch exactly? girls dont have to scratch themsleves. if they move out of place, i suggest the treatment i give to the corpses at work- masking tape, round the thigh. this would also help with that gruesome public erection problem you guys get. any takers?
:eek: ....... :eek: ....... :eek:

Masking tape? *shivers in horror* I say let it all hang out...
And I think the itching thing is supposed to be a good reason to scratch. On tree branches, rocks, that sort of thing. Not really useful in modern society I suppose...

good advice, but that doesnt help with the problem of keeping the kilt in place. How do i keep said garment in place with such curiosities in my brain?

sincerely
cloth door

Dear Dutch Boy Stopping the Leak in the Dyke 9now that is just BAD!)

ayreon rules. proud to have another convert. by the look s of peechland, warrior maiden,i would give her ANYTHINg she even hinted at wanting. but to touch on the subject of male genital scratching? what is it that makes them itch exactly? girls dont have to scratch themsleves. if they move out of place, i suggest the treatment i give to the corpses at work- masking tape, round the thigh. this would also help with that gruesome public erection problem you guys get. any takers?

Our balls need to breath. Wanna know, why we scratch put two hairy marbles in your panties and you'll find out.

Our balls need to stay away from the body, they can't be body temperature its unhealthy. Our balls move around to much, put two large marbles in your panties and try it.

ever think of trying a kilt?

... and will, in true man fashion,completely ignore the fact that you were a VERY willing participant, encouraging her to go *places* :) no wonder so many wise men/women look for your advice...you really know our deepest human nature...

you are like the mythical Oracle

no wonder so many wise men/woman look for your advice...you really know our human nature...

she is wise beyond all comprehension *nods and hands you a flyer* would you like to join the religion of OM? I could be your guide and show you the glories of this religion....

she is wise beyond all comprehension *nods and hands you a flyer* would you like to join the religion of OM? ...absolutamente.

delightful! :p :D

*gets all fluttery and NEARLY blushes*

who knew a thread could have such perks?

good advice, but that doesnt help with the problem of keeping the kilt in place. How do i keep said garment in place with such curiosities in my brain?

sincerely
cloth door
leave it open and get a camera. check your tgs in a few minutes, please.

leave it open and get a camera. check your tgs in a few minutes, please.

yes ma'am

...set up a friendship with benefits, and you both win.
yes ma'am...
I will follow that advice...

:D

Dear Occidio,

How are you doing?

I try to make life interesting :fluffle:

Dear Occidio,

How are you doing?
Dear Cares as Much as a Nihilist, (kidding, but its catchy)

i am absofuckinglutely wonderful. i leave work in a moment to have a workless weekend and spend time with the resident norseman, i have kilt fantasies to fuel that time, i have all my limbs and nodisfigurments,i have this cool guy friend from boston that asks about me, two posters on my advice thread that are simply wicked, a frig full of rolling rock, samuel adams, and a mini keg full of guiness, two new practical jokes to play on some friends, and a pending forum ban. couldnt be better. how are you?

I try to make life interesting :fluffle:
feel free to try as hard as possible.

Dear Dutch Boy Stopping the Leak in the Dyke 9now that is just BAD!)

ayreon rules. proud to have another convert. by the look s of peechland, warrior maiden,i would give her ANYTHINg she even hinted at wanting. but to touch on the subject of male genital scratching? what is it that makes them itch exactly? girls dont have to scratch themsleves. if they move out of place, i suggest the treatment i give to the corpses at work- masking tape, round the thigh. this would also help with that gruesome public erection problem you guys get. any takers?
My god..........

Sounds kinky. I'm in.

Oh and we scratch it because it gets all sweaty and sticky, so we have to put some air between the various parts every now and then.

Dear OM,

what should i drink this friday night, Kölsch or Lager?

feel free to try as hard as possible.
you might like that too much ;) especially with a kilt on

totally off topic: choq, edit yer sig :D

Dear OM,

I keep constantly falling into the dreaded "friends zone", and have become known as one of the guys... how the hell do I get out of this situtation?

Dear Occy,
can you please tell everyone who wants to join your cult to tg me so's i can update your total followers tally? I'll prance around you in my kilt :fluffle:

sincerly
cult leader

sig test :cool:

Dear Cares as Much as a Nihilist, (kidding, but its catchy)

i am absofuckinglutely wonderful. i leave work in a moment to have a workless weekend and spend time with the resident norseman, i have kilt fantasies to fuel that time, i have all my limbs and nodisfigurments,i have this cool guy friend from boston that asks about me, two posters on my advice thread that are simply wicked, a frig full of rolling rock, samuel adams, and a mini keg full of guiness, two new practical jokes to play on some friends, and a pending forum ban. couldnt be better. how are you?
wait for one of your friends to go to sleep in a bed, then take an industrial roll of plastic wrap, and wrap them to the bed. use the entire roll. leave their head open, of course. you can do a top layer of duct tape, if you wish. they are now completely incapacitated, and at your somewhat lacking mercy. have fun.

edit: i want some guinness.

sig test :D

edit: i want some guinness.

I too, alas, have drunk my last can a couple days ago :( and I don't feel like biking all the way to the Irish pub right now just for one guinness, as practically everyone I know has gone home for the weekend already

Dear Occy,
can you please tell everyone who wants to join your cult to tg me so's i can update your total followers tally? I'll prance around you in my kilt :fluffle:

sincerly
cult leader
tged.

hey now. its my kilt fantasy, tink. cant you just have the other 4000 guys in general, and leave this for me?

*mutters*
dreadfully sorry, won't happen again

dreadfully sorry, won't happen again

HEHE, she said dreadfully *shivers*

Dear Certifiably Insane Person,
This letter is a solemn testament to public education. you wre , in no doubt, the kid who ate paste, and told everyone his mom was dead. the mere mention of DSP attests to your badge of insanity, because the other crazy i know talks about assembly, all the time. i feel that personalities like your are more and more common in this computer dominated age. we have 14 million humans that, at the impressionable age of 13, started their inevitable demise viewing far too much ebaums world, strong bad, and atom films. pair that with too many RPG's , and not seeing your parents, save for the tv dinner your mom pushes under the door, and its a recipe for disaster. my adviice? read some literature. youknow, a book, with PAGES. not a technical manual, but anything on your high school required reading list. perhaps a newspaper, and an hour on a park bench per day, getting some fresh air , will help. if this doesnt work,move to australia. they are all crazy there.

Dear Occidio, fluffier than ever,

Well, on some occasions I did eat small amounts of paste. I can't remember ever telling someone that my mom was dead, however. And what's wrong with RPGs? They can give me huge bursts of joy at times, and in some cases even make me want to laugh insanely. They are wonderful, in many cases better than real life!

Oh, and I do read some fantasy and sci fi books. And getting fresh air, by sitting on a park bench??? Are you sure I'm the one who's insane here? (not that I boubt my insanity. In fact, I am proud of it, and hope to increase it gradually!) And why move to australia? People are said to be crazy in Finland, and that would be far closer, if I would ever move for such a reason.

By the way, sometimes I really feel like killing a person in my class. I keep visualizing hitting him as hard as I can in the head using my laptop and then throwing him out of a window from the 6th floor of a building. Is this ok?

Almost forgot... There is one serious question you simply have to ask yourself. What would you do if you ever got chased by a cloud of screaming carrots? Laugh? Give up and slowly being poked to death while hearing their high-pitched screams? Eat them?

Occidio, it's Friday. Go get some.

HEHE, she said dreadfully *shivers*
Yeah, thats pretty hot.

There's an Irish playwright chick who's in the same festival as I am and whenever I get the chance I make her do 'respeknuckles' because oddly enough, that's hot too

Dear Occy,
If guys complain so much about itchy...um...kiwis, and I heard it can be quite painful when eating kiwis if the hairs get caught, why don't they just shave kiwis first?

And not seeing my bf is slowly driving me insane, do you think I will make the 42 days before he returns without totally becoming Syd Barret? Seeing I started with a handicap of being weird anyway...

Also, I am getting an obsession with Finnish. So much so, that I'm starting to listen to Finnish music to get my dose of the language. Depsite the fact I don't really like heavy metal. Do you know any good Finnish music?

Why do I put all my questions together?
Hot chocolate, mocha or coffee?

HEHE, she said dreadfully *shivers*
:confused:

:confused:
It's your accent, kiddo. A chick that says 'dreadfully' naturally, thats kinda hot.

It's your accent, kiddo. A chick that says 'dreadfully' naturally, thats kinda hot.
ok..............another one for the list then

ok..............another one for the list then
It probably only works on foreigners. Like I would hope that my California accent would be hot somewhere. It's gotta be good for something. Except convincing people I'm stoned all the time...

It probably only works on foreigners. Like I would hope that my California accent would be hot somewhere. It's gotta be good for something. Except convincing people I'm stoned all the time...
yeah, the list is for when I go abroad. I think all American accents are sexy so I'd find yours hot!

Dear Wants to Give a Breaststroke,
why are you out to conquer the world? cant you just take a boat? or fly? because if you try to swim, i am not going to be there with my video camera to film the moment you get eaten by a shark.and then, iwill be oh so pissed off. if the girl you speak of is mentioed in this post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8724695&postcount=244) i say hell no. you will be sorely surprised when you get there. you know how many guys a day vow to swim, hike, kayak, crawl on their faces to her? too many. tits are overrated.
Ive thought she was amazing before seeing a pic of her!
Thank you id taken the Shark thing into account and thought you would say that.

Ive thought she was amazing before seeing a pic of her!
Thank you id taken the Shark thing into account and thought you would say that.
so who exactly is this girl?

so who exactly is this girl?
I like your new sig better!

Thats a very good point i left my swimming question rather vague for a reason(namely i dont want to upset people!(even though they dont care))
But the first time i met you i thought WOW!
Then when i saw your Pic i was WOW and finally your new pics i was like-add
*Sound of Rocket taking off*

I like your new sig better!

Thats a very good point i left my swimming question rather vague for a reason(namely i dont want to upset people!(even though they dont care))
But the first time i met you i thought WOW!
Then when i saw your Pic i was WOW and finally your new pics i was like-add
*Sound of Rocket taking off*
:) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Ha HA Good night im offf to bed way to much TV/Monitor time for me today my eyes are Blood shot (rather silly oh well)! :fluffle:

Ha HA Good night im offf to bed way to much TV/Monitor time for me today my eyes are Blood shot (rather silly oh well)! :fluffle:
sweet dreams :fluffle:

Dear Occy,
why can't i log onto nationstates?

hmm seems it was a common theme this morning... oh well problem solved

Dear Occ im now in 2 peoples sigs is this a good thing?

hey, everyone.
occidio is forumbanned for two weeks. inthe meantime, please try to keep sex questions to a minimum. this need not be another reject rebel army. i daresay we've thrown her for a loop. i am posting this as per her request, so....yeah. be good.

2 weeks what happened :( :confused:

edit: oh wait.. i think i found out :|

Dear Occ So why a Forum ban?

Sibling Broadsword of Love and Mercy then i clicked again and i got Dagger of love and mercy!
Apparently it is obsessed with Love and Mercy?

Dear Occ So why a Forum ban?
she got a little carried away in a discussion of race relations adn other such issues.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414132
there.

Dear Occy, how do I get to be nearly so awesome as yourself?

dear occidio
wanna know whats under the kilt?

Dear Occidio,

If you get deated can I tell everyone it was because you were stalking me?

Dear Occidio Multus,
You have missed my question on page 14. I have waited patiently, but I really need my dose of insult. Please, slap it on me. I've been so depressed waiting for your answer, I have begun torturing cats. Which really wouldn't be so bad, except I don't own a cat and the neighbors are starting to look at me funny. Like angry funny. Also, is it wierd that I printed out a picture of you and pasted it on my dolly? It sits and watches over me at night.

Dear Occidio Multus,
You have missed my question on page 14. I have waited patiently, but I really need my dose of insult. Please, slap it on me. I've been so depressed waiting for your answer, I have begun torturing cats. Which really wouldn't be so bad, except I don't own a cat and the neighbors are starting to look at me funny. Like angry funny. Also, is it wierd that I printed out a picture of you and pasted it on my dolly? It sits and watches over me at night.
patience dear, she's been temporarily forum-banned

patience dear, she's been temporarily forum-banned
:eek: :eek: :eek: *bites his lip in frustration* What'd I miss?

And Tink, maybe you should put Suklaa Roxorz my Soxorz on YOUR sig... :D

:eek: :eek: :eek: *bites his lip in frustration* What'd I miss?

And Tink, maybe you should put Suklaa Roxorz my Soxorz on YOUR sig... :D
Look in the link on the second post of this page

:eek: :eek: :eek: *bites his lip in frustration* What'd I miss?

And Tink, maybe you should put Suklaa Roxorz my Soxorz on YOUR sig... :D
things got a little bit heated in a debate she was in



I'll put that in my sig just as soon as you put 'Tink Roxorz my Soxorz' in yours

she got a little carried away in a discussion of race relations adn other such issues.
Oh!


Well should i go for 4000 posts tonight?

Oh!


Well should i go for 4000 posts tonight?well you're not far off, go for it!

I'll put that in my sig just as soon as you put 'Tink Roxorz my Soxorz' in yours
Yes, but your sig would be true... :p
And you would be unique. Everyone says that about you....

Yes, but your sig would be true... :p
And you would be unique. Everyone says that about you....
lol, well put something unique about me in it then

lol, well put something unique about me in it then


you sig hog...


Dear Occidio,

So sorry you are away momentarily.....I will watch over the Kazoo as always in your absence. You are missed and I have sacrificed 100 college football players in your honor. Hurry back

you sig hog...


:p

Dear Occidio,

what is the next title after spam queen advisor.



ok so i just wanted to stick to topic format......but you guys help me find someone with 5000 post count cause i wanna know what title is next

Dear Occidio,

what is the next title after spam queen advisor.



ok so i just wanted to stick to topic format......but you guys help me find someone with 5000 post count cause i wanna know what title is next
VO has 5,002, his is Semi-Pro Sp@mPig

VO has 5,002, his is Semi-Pro Sp@mPig

splendid :rolleyes: ....thats just what i was hoping itd be.

/sarcasm


thanks Tinkerooni....I knew you would know :fluffle:

lol, well put something unique about me in it then
Sorry, TINK, I refuse to be one of the mindless masses. And my soxorz have been roxorzed by someone else and I don't think I can take any more roxorzing right now.

splendid :rolleyes: ....thats just what i was hoping itd be.

/sarcasm


thanks Tinkerooni....I knew you would know :fluffle:
no problem :fluffle:

Sorry, TINK, I refuse to be one of the mindless masses. And my soxorz have been roxorzed by someone else and I don't think I can take any more roxorzing right now.
why did you spell my name all in capitals?


lol, that's ok, I'm not really all that arsed (you're still not going in mine though)

Sorry, TINK, I refuse to be one of the mindless masses. And my soxorz have been roxorzed by someone else and I don't think I can take any more roxorzing right now.


lol....

where you been Sukky? The kazoo hasnt been the same in your absence

when is she coming back ???

Life is just not the same...

lol....

where you been Sukky? The kazoo hasnt been the same in your absence
That's sweet, peeches. I'd have thought you knew?

when is she coming back ???

Life is just not the same...
she should be back on the 7th of May

dear occy,
why do i find it sexually appealing when intelligent people rip everyone else to tiny little peices and then get in shit for it?

also... why wont my kilt stay down when i read the reason for your forum ban

sincerly
that guy

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414132
there.
Wow. I missed all hell breaking loose it would seem.

Hey mods.... even though I enjoyed a couple of those people I would still like to thank you for the time and work you put in to maintaning this page, even when people I like eat it. Thanks.

*sits staring out the window, looking hagard, biting nails, awaiting his next installment of much needed advice from the Great and Ignoble Occidio Multus*

she should be back today

she should be back today
Are you stalking me? And do you ever leave your computer?

Are you stalking me? And do you ever leave your computer?yes and no

yes and no
*looks around room for cameras* How long have you been watching... *looks embarassed*

*looks around room for cameras* How long have you been watching... *looks embarassed*
long enough you sick pervert!!

long enough you sick pervert!!
Wow, you really have been watching... :eek:

Occidio, where art thou?

Occidio, where art thou?
we've been over this. she's been forumbanned. as for her current whereabouts, she's taking a few weeks off work, and as such, is probably very busy finally not working.

we've been over this. she's been forumbanned.
the 2 weeks was over yesterday

the 2 weeks was over yesterday
indeed, I had it marked on my calendar :p

the 2 weeks was over yesterday
i know, hence the second sentence. i've had some unique insight into her home life recently. it's suitably insane.

i know, hence the second sentence. i've had some unique insight into her home life recently. it's suitably insane.
why is that no surprise to me? :p

why is that no surprise to me? :p
because there is no way in hell her house could ever be normal? still. i'm wildly jealous of her chaos.

if you speak to her any time soon tell her i said hi and give her a :fluffle: from me

if you speak to her any time soon tell her i said hi and give her a :fluffle: from me
consider it done, although, in all likelihood, you'll get the chance before i, as i imagine she'll be returning to the boards once she is able.

Dear Occidio,
I am a member of a certain Cult Following. Unfortunately, we haven't been attracting any new members. What can we do about that?

Sincerely,
Blind Follower

Dear Occy,
A certain advice columnist isn't responding to my posts. How can I get her attention?
Sincerely,
Impatient Follower

we've been over this. she's been forumbanned. as for her current whereabouts, she's taking a few weeks off work, and as such, is probably very busy finally not working.
I wish I could be just as busy :D

I wish I could be just as busy :D

hey, it's our cult's DemonLord! *mutters*wish I had a special title*mutters*

Dear Occy,
A certain advice columnist isn't responding to my posts. How can I get her attention?
Sincerely,
Impatient Follower
you have my attention, i am just trying to catch up on the reading :)
edit- you can create a title. but i will adress the cult thingy in a bit.

WELCOME BACK OCCY!

we've had many new members join recently........arent your proud of us ;)

thnakyou. and that reject thread is surpasssing everyones, including my, expectations. i have been reading here and there...............

YEAH BABE....YEAH !!!

lets make this the first and last time i am called babe.

lets make this the first and last time i am called babe.
ok honey :p

hey, it's our cult's DemonLord! *mutters*wish I had a special title*mutters*
*bestow title :High Priest of Cult Recruiting*

W/b Occy
dear occy
will you look under my kilt?

Dear Occy, I need a title and job description for the Rejects but i'm not very creative at the moment, please help!

*bestow title :High Priest of Cult Recruiting*

*bows*
I shall carry it with pride.

lets make this the first and last time i am called babe.whatever your heart desires...

Dear Occy,

Why do some people feel as if one fluffle at a time isn't enough to get the point across?