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Welcome to the 2nd Jupiter's Core Club. Its location is just what the name implies: on the planet Jupiter's core. It has everything. Star Trek TNG-type holograms, meaning instant gratification and pleasure; an orbital platform high above Jupiter that teleports anyone from anywhere in the Universe, direct to the hideout on Jupiter's core; a bar; a singles bar, a cathedral for the uber-religious; and much, much more.

Enjoy your stay :)

Welcome to the 2nd Jupiter's Core Club. It has everything. Star Trek TNG-type holograms, meaning instant gratification and pleasure; an orbital platform high above Jupiter that teleports anyone from anywhere in the Universe, direct to the hideout on Jupiter's core; a bar; a singles bar, a cathedral for the uber-religious; and much, much more.

Enjoy your stay :)

Impressive... Instant gratification you say??? ;) Hope The Core is still here in a month. I plan to visit then... :fluffle:

Impressive... Instant gratification you say??? ;) Hope The Core is still here in a month. I plan to visit then... :fluffle:
Don't forget to use the teleporter. You wouldn't wanna be crushed by the suffocating ocean of metallic hydrogen, now would you? ;)

Don't forget to use the teleporter. You wouldn't wanna be crushed by the suffocating ocean of metallic hydrogen, now would you? ;)

Perhaps in my etherial form, being in an ocean of metallic hyrdrogen might be interesting? ;)

Hmmmmm.......
I too have not tried that one, I may just arrive the 'normal' way and pop down myself. :D

*randomly appears*

Why am I here?

*randomly appears*

Why am I here?

*in a loud omnipitotent voice*

'cause I brought you here.

Jupiter has 2 cores?

o_O

*Explodes*

http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/smaller/whatexplode1.gif

*Reappears somewhere else in the thread*

What am I doing here?

Why am I still alive?

*randomly appears*

Why am I here?


Ahh.... a question asked by philosophers thru the ages....

*Explodes*

http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/smaller/whatexplode1.gif

*Reappears somewhere else in the thread*

What am I doing here?

Why am I still alive?

'cause I said so..

Go find the two dancing baboons, they have something for you.

*Runs off to find them*

*decides to spend my month on Io* :fluffle:

http://www.snprc.org/baboon/gallery/images/sfbr-2baboons.jpg

Done

http://www.snprc.org/baboon/gallery/images/sfbr-2baboons.jpg

Done

Did you open the big yellow door at the end of the silver hall, that is on the other side of Jupiter.....did you?

Did you open the big yellow door at the end of the silver hall, that is on the other side of Jupiter.....did you?

Nope *Runs off to find yellow door*

http://www.graftonhomestead.com/front_door_yellow_spring2002.jpg

done.

*Brusca arrives, her bronze and gold armour coated in a fine layer of metallic hydrogen drips causticaly onto the floor as she walks*

Well that was interesting.....
Now show me these wonders and let me experience these pleasures and gratifications, I am curious.

Nope *Runs off to find yellow door*

http://www.graftonhomestead.com/front_door_yellow_spring2002.jpg

done.

Mmmkay......you find a racoon.

clicky (http://www.mheine.com/jpeg/racoon.jpg)

*Brusca arrives, her bronze and gold armour coated in a fine layer of metallic hydrogen drips causticaly onto the floor as she walks*

Well that was interesting.....
Now show me these wonders and let me experience these pleasures and gratifications, I am curious.

Arhh... Yes... the woman who where's armour....

Interesting....

Arhh... Yes... the woman who where's armour....

Interesting....

Armor is too confining... I prefer chainmail... ;)

Mmmkay......you find a racoon.

clicky (http://www.mheine.com/jpeg/racoon.jpg)

*Shoots racoon with shotgun*

http://arnica.csustan.edu/jacklin/Point_Reyes_1/Images/dscn2676.jpg

I'm tired of these quests....

Jupiter has 2 cores?

o_O
OOC: haha. no. this is the same old regular jupiter's core, just with a second thread, hence the number "2" in the title. (because of the damn 1300 post limit)

*Shoots racoon with shotgun*

http://arnica.csustan.edu/jacklin/Point_Reyes_1/Images/dscn2676.jpg

I'm tired of these quests....

Fine then be that way....no golden balloon for you.http://www.rubinoglass.com/images/rubino060golden.jpg

Storms off.

Fine then be that way....no golden balloon for you.http://www.rubinoglass.com/images/rubino060golden.jpg

Storms off.


With a name like "Moleland", I'd be a bit concerned about who gets shot....

*damn this chainmail pinches...! * I love Io!

OOC: haha. no. this is the same old regular jupiter's core, just with a second thread, hence the number "2" in the title. (because of the damn 1300 post limit)
:rolleyes:

OOC: haha. no. this is the same old regular jupiter's core, just with a second thread, hence the number "2" in the title. (because of the damn 1300 post limit)
OOC: but the last JC never got to the 1300 mark...

Armor is too confining... I prefer chainmail... ;)

Only when it is not made to fit your body perfectly and mine is made by the finest of the norse craftsmen, I am not confined at all.

Arhh... Yes... the woman who where's armour....

Interesting....

*Blinks* :confused:
Of course I do, I am Valkyrja.....
Though when we are resting within our nation, we prefer not to wear any form of garb.

Though when we are resting within our nation, we prefer not to wear any form of garb.OOC: congratulations!... your tourism industry just got a jump start after that statement! :D

OOC: but the last JC never got to the 1300 mark...
OOC: i know, but it was getting a bit close to it, so I thought ahead of time and asked the mods to close that last thread.

Armor is too confining... I prefer chainmail... ;)

*Raises eyebrow*

With a name like "Moleland", I'd be a bit concerned about who gets shot....

*damn this chainmail pinches...! * I love Io!

What are you incinerating? (Deliberate SP!)

OOC: congratulations!... your tourism industry just got a jump start after that statement! :D

It didn't need it....... ;)


(And hyper......chain maile bikinis should never be worn in that way, you're making my eyes water just thinking of it!) :(

It didn't need it....... ;)


(And hyper......chain maile bikinis should never be worn in that way, you're making my eyes water just thinking of it!) :(


Heheheheh! We dress a bit differently in my nation: The BDSM Dungeonation of Hyperslackovicznia! WooHOOOOO! ;)

And full armour is soft and fluffy? :confused:

(And hyper......chain maile bikinis should never be worn in that way, you're making my eyes water just thinking of it!) :(
OOC: Oooooooooowwwwwwww (clicky) (http://www.gucomics.com/archives/view.php?cdate=20000819)

well............if they will try to be chain tarts and not wear it properly...... :)

OOC: Oooooooooowwwwwwww (clicky) (http://www.gucomics.com/archives/view.php?cdate=20000819)
ROFL

OOC: Oooooooooowwwwwwww (clicky) (http://www.gucomics.com/archives/view.php?cdate=20000819)

OOC: Everybody KNOWS you have to use hairspray to stop a bikini riding up :p

:confused: Hairspray :confused:

:confused: Hairspray :confused:

Never watched miss congieniality? You've missed out

*cough*
not sure it would work on chainmail though........ :rolleyes:

Fen walked down into the new core and waited for Stag.

Fen walked down into the new core and waited for Stag.

Stag walked in shuffling his feet, he was still guilty about Tish
'Erm, hello Fen.' he sat down next to her with his hands in his lap
'Last night was great. i er....I'm sorry about Tish, it was my fault and I still understand why you could be angry'

Fen stiffened her lip and looked tense and angry.

'Its alright' she said quickly and sharply.
'I enjoyed last night too' she said, shuffling next to him, placing her hand on his thigh.

Fen stiffened her lip and looked tense and angry.

'Its alright' she said quickly and sharply.
'I enjoyed last night too' she said, shuffling next to him, placing her hand on his thigh.

He put his hand on hers and rubbed it slightly. He didn't want to touch her too much, he still hadn't been forgiven.
'So where did she go? Tish i mean. Why- why did she want to split us up?'

ooc: http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-12-03

ic: *ponders what the thing on the wall could be*
No idea. Do we know when the wedding is yet? I have blank invitations ready.

'she hates to see me happy' Fen said, a small tear rolling slowly down her rosy cheek.

'shes always been like it, ever since you caught wind of our wedding plans, that was it' she added, sighing heavily.

hello all.

THE Edmund Blackadder?!!!!! :eek: *stunned*

THE Edmund Blackadder?!!!!! :eek: *stunned*

well...some of the time...

well...some of the time...

Beats Baldrick or Prince Minibrain! :p

Beats Baldrick or Prince Minibrain! :p

true..true....

Ah...the trigger-happy Colonel is back. You know that baby? Well...his parents are getting married. Hence wedding. You'll still be looking after the children through the ceremony? There's two now.

Ah...the trigger-happy Colonel is back. You know that baby? Well...his parents are getting married. Hence wedding. You'll still be looking after the children through the ceremony? There's two now.

:D o.k....maybe flash should?

The boy's getting old...do you think that's wise?
*considers the fact the Colonel's fingers keep drifting to his gun holster*
Better than you. Or I'll just get a holo-nanny.
Fine. You're with me then. How about orgainising the Stag party?

The boy's getting old...do you think that's wise?
*considers the fact the Colonel's fingers keep drifting to his gun holster*
Better than you. Or I'll just get a holo-nanny.
Fine. You're with me then. How about orgainising the Stag party?

stag-stag yeah? get it? its stags stag ???? no?

Congratulations, you spotted the worst pun in the world. Have a dram of whisky.

Congratulations, you spotted the worst pun in the world. Have a dram of whisky.

thankue my dear..i think i shall :D
*draws a bottle of glen fidich*

so am i looking after the kids?

No.

Steve? Can you create a holo-nanny? Seeing the couple are going on honeymoon they need something more permanent.

in that case i shall tutor the boy, learning the great arts...considering he will be of age

*Brusca sees the handsome man dressed in black and wanders over*
M'Lord Blackadder, it is an honour to meet you, you may call me Bob ;)

*Brusca sees the handsome man dressed in black and wanders over*
M'Lord Blackadder, it is an honour to meet you, you may call me Bob ;)

um...oh more fans eh?...well..hmm hello :D

ooc: hi :D
at the moment i would see myself in mess kit..but there you go.

(Well dress uniform is always 'handsome')

Not a fan my dear Captain, an admirer.......

(Well dress uniform is always 'handsome')

Not a fan my dear Captain, an admirer.......

colonel for R.P perposes......due to me having an r.p charecter seperate to the great blackadder......it is misleading and i oppologize..... :( :( check my sig...hower i do not mind blackadder as a default...you wer not to know :( it is not your fault, and an admirer?

(Well dress uniform is always 'handsome')

Not a fan my dear Captain, an admirer.......

colonel for R.P perposes......due to me having an r.p charecter seperate to the great blackadder......it is misleading and i oppologize..... :( :( check my sig...hower i do not mind blackadder as a default...you wer not to know :( it is not your fault, and an admirer?

Oh dear, you seem to be having the hiccups!
And Colonel now?
*She looks impressed*

Oh dear, you seem to be having the hiccups!
And Colonel now?
*She looks impressed*

i am awfully sorry.
i just had problems with the forum

colonel for R.P perposes......due to me having an r.p charecter seperate to the great blackadder......it is misleading and i oppologize..... :( :( check my sig...hower i do not mind blackadder as a default...you wer not to know :( it is not your fault, and an admirer?

I am a majore Blackadder admirer! All of his personalities!! :D

Problems w/the forum? More like the Joltwonks need to be tortured and "stuff".... :headbang:

*Brusca looks Blackadder up and down and raises an eye brow in appreciation*

I see not wrong with your forums.......

*Brusca looks Blackadder up and down and raises an eye brow in appreciation*

I see not wrong with your forums.......



I keep mixing you up with Val who is helping me rule Earth... sorry ....


Nice to meet you Val... :)

I am a majore Blackadder admirer! All of his personalities!! :D

Problems w/the forum? More like the Joltwonks need to be tortured and "stuff".... :headbang:

Much OOC'ly
Hya hyper, thought you were out of town? :confused:
(No jolt since about 11.00 last night my time....gone for almost 12 hours! :( )

Much OOC'ly
Hya hyper, thought you were out of town? :confused:
(No jolt since about 11.00 last night my time....gone for almost 12 hours! :( )


You ARE that Val...lmao! I was wondering... Is this my partner in world domination? The one correct in mentioning that hairspray will not hold my chainmail bikini in place? ;)

I truely am Hyper..... ;)
I have come here in search of more for the Hareem :rolleyes:

*teleports in*

greetings all!

*heads for the replicator, requests some chocolate milk, and chugs*

*teleports in*

greetings all!

*heads for the replicator, requests some chocolate milk, and chugs*

Greetings! Unfortunately I must take my leave...

ooc.... which was supposed to have happened by now...

Bye bye hyper! :(

Greetings.....Would you like to suggest something for an inquisitve Valkyrja to do in this fine establishment?

Greetings! Unfortunately I must take my leave...

ooc.... which was supposed to have happened by now...
I see.

well, see ya later :)

*checks watch*

bye all!

*teleports out*

*whispers to the nearest person* When did he come back?

Fen uncurled from bed, snuggled up to Stag, she sneakily tried to get out of bed without waking him, she went to take a shower, then went to check on the children who were still sleeping.

'Time to get up boss'
'Mmm? Oh, that time is it?' he picked himself up out of bed and felt the still warm area of the bed where Fen had been lying. It looked like he had been pretty much forgiven and he smiled.
He yawned and pulled some trousers on before going into the bathroom to freeze his head under the tap to wake himself up.

Fen walked back in and walked behind him and wrapped her arms around his waist.
'Good morning hun' she said smiling, as he turned, she kissed him lightly on the lips.

Fen walked back in and walked behind him and wrapped her arms around his waist.
'Good morning hun' she said smiling, as he turned, she kissed him lightly on the lips.

He raised his eyebrows and grinned
'Well good morning to you too. Thats a wake up call I could get used to' He laughed and slipped his arms round her waist too
'So-' He kissed her on the lips softly 'Feel like going anywhere? Doing anything? I'v got penty of time and as yet nothing to do with it'

'I dont need to go anywhere, the kids are reading and colouring in - they are easily amused' she said giggling, pressing her chest harder into his.

'Did you have a good night sleep....I did....best for a few weeks' she said winking.

'that night after the whole Tish thing, I slept in that forest in Ireland, on the holodeck' she said.

'....I didnt sleep at all that night' she added, looking down.

'I dont need to go anywhere, the kids are reading and colouring in - they are easily amused' she said giggling, pressing her chest harder into his.

'Did you have a good night sleep....I did....best for a few weeks' she said winking.

'that night after the whole Tish thing, I slept in that forest in Ireland, on the holodeck' she said.

'....I didnt sleep at all that night' she added, looking down.

'I'm still sorry about that you know' He held her in his arms reassuringly, and tilted his head forward so thier foreheads touched
'I feel bad about it. Tish came in and exploited everything that was slightly amiss with us. But it turned out that there wasn't anyhing amiss.
I'd still like to make it up to you though' he whispered in her ear

'You already have' she smiled.

'I think we should take the kids out for the day....to the park and have fish and chips...what do you think?' she asked, pointing down the stairs towards the bar and the holodeck.

'You already have' she smiled.

'I think we should take the kids out for the day....to the park and have fish and chips...what do you think?' she asked, pointing down the stairs towards the bar and the holodeck.

'Today, you make the calls. Whatever you want' He kissed her again on the lips for a brief moment then pulled on his coat
'Kids, we're going out for fried potato and fish sliver in batter. Yes Conner fish and chips.' He turned back to Fen
'Lead the way' he held out a hand and smiled

Fen put her long coat on and pushed Sasha in her pushchair, Connor walked next to his dad.

'He's a spitting image of you' Fen said, smiling at father and son.

Fen put her long coat on and pushed Sasha in her pushchair, Connor walked next to his dad.

'He's a spitting image of you' Fen said, smiling at father and son.

'Well, he does have your eyes, as much as it is said.' He lifted Conner up onto his shoulders

OOC: Glad to see that tish hasn't wrecked Fen & Stag's relationship.

Why? Because I now have every valid reason/excuse to get drunk on 300 gallons of chocolate milk :D

OOC: Glad to see that tish hasn't wrecked Fen & Stag's relationship.

Why? Because I now have every valid reason/excuse to get drunk on 300 gallons of chocolate milk :D

OOC: You need an excuse? :D

'weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!' Connor said, sitting proudly on his fathers shoulders.

Sasha was gurgling in her sleep, They put the blanket down and sat down.

'the weathers gorgeaus today' Fen commented, sliding her sunglasses down.

OOC: You need an excuse? :D
OOC: Hmm? :confused:

'weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!' Connor said, sitting proudly on his fathers shoulders.

Sasha was gurgling in her sleep, They put the blanket down and sat down.

'the weathers gorgeaus today' Fen commented, sliding her sunglasses down.
'Its not the only thing' he smiled and kissed her on the lips, then knelt down so Conner could give Fen a peck on the cheek too
'Now come on Conner, theres a famous father and son activity called throwing a rock as far as you can into the sea for no reason'

OOC: Hmm? :confused:

OOC: You need an excuse to get drunk on 300 gallons of chocolate milk? Where do gods put it all, you must have exellent fitness instructers :p

Fen giggled,
'well you two be careful, Sasha and I are just going to sit here' Fen said, picking Sasha up and cuddling her, rocking her in her arms and giving her the milk bottle.

Fen giggled,
'well you two be careful, Sasha and I are just going to sit here' Fen said, picking Sasha up and cuddling her, rocking her in her arms and giving her the milk bottle.

Stag wathched her feeding Sasha for a moment, calming her down with the light relecting off her hair slightly
perfect. If she could be improved I can't see it
he smiled and turned around
'Ok Conner, take one stone, flat mind you, and throw it so it spins' He tossed the rock in the air, caught it, and spun it across the waves so it skimmed
'See? It bounces on the water'

Fen caught Stags eye and looked away and blushed, she saw Connor trying to skim the stones better than Stag.

'Look Sash, theres daddy and brother' she said, pointing at Stag and Connor smiling.

Fen got out some baby food, mushed it together and fed it to Sasha.

Fen caught Stags eye and looked away and blushed, she saw Connor trying to skim the stones better than Stag.

'Look Sash, theres daddy and brother' she said, pointing at Stag and Connor smiling.

Fen got out some baby food, mushed it together and fed it to Sasha.

Stag laughed at Conner, but ruffled his hair
'A very good start, two skims is more than i ever got in my first try. Keep practicing, and you might even beat your dad' He whispered to Conner.
He walked back over to Fen and watched her take care of Sasha
'You know I can't believe there was ever a time you thought you would be a bad mother'

'first time mother nerves....my mother was the same with me' Fen said.

'are you sure Connors ok on his own?' she asked, concerned as she saw her son standing dangerously close to the edge.

'Lets have those chips now' Fen said, tucking Sasha in her pram and going to collect Connor.

'first time mother nerves....my mother was the same with me' Fen said.

'are you sure Connors ok on his own?' she asked, concerned as she saw her son standing dangerously close to the edge.

'Lets have those chips now' Fen said, tucking Sasha in her pram and going to collect Connor.

'Sounds good' He hopped up off the bench and followed her to the shop
'here' he passed her a twenty 'I wont have anything, I'm not that hungry'

she eyed him suspiciously.

'well...we can share' she said - ordering their food, they waited and when served they walked back,

'You need to eat' she said smiling, hand feeding him a chip.

Connor was scoffing it down.

'Blimey Mr man look at you!' she said smiling at Connor.

she eyed him suspiciously.

'well...we can share' she said - ordering their food, they waited and when served they walked back,

'You need to eat' she said smiling, hand feeding him a chip.

Connor was scoffing it down.

'Blimey Mr man look at you!' she said smiling at Connor.
'Ah-mm' He swallowed the chip, feeling his lips brush Fens fingertips
He laughed at Conner
'Its ok, I just had a big breakfast. Now-' He popped a chip in Fens mouth
'be quiet and eat before Conner finishes his and starts on yours'

she smiled and finished.

'well...shall we stay here....or go back...I dont mind' Fen said, pinching Stags bum sneakily.

she smiled and finished.

'well...shall we stay here....or go back...I dont mind' Fen said, pinching Stags bum sneakily.

'Well unless the dustbin here' he indicated Conner
'Is still hungry, I think we can go home' he squeezed Fens thigh and kissed her on the hand

'I think we'll go home' Fen said, wrapping her long coat tight around her, to keep her warm, she put Sasha in her pram and they walked back to the core.

'I think we'll go home' Fen said, wrapping her long coat tight around her, to keep her warm, she put Sasha in her pram and they walked back to the core.

When they got back Stag streched his arms
'So now the kids have had a good time, anything youd like to do on the holodeck? I hear Ireland is always good this time of year' he smiled

'I am tired' she said, pulling out the childrens playbox.

'sorry to be a bore' she said.

'I am tired' she said, pulling out the childrens playbox.

'sorry to be a bore' she said.

'A bore? You work with these kids the whole day and you say sorry for being tired?' He smiled and kissed her on the forehead
'You have nothing to be sorry for. Go to bed for a rest, or stay up to do whatever you want. I don't mind. Game of cards Steve?'
'Anytime you're ready to lose'
'You know I didn't think I ever taught him to say that....ah well'

'or....you could come and rest with me' she said, sneakily and softly in his ear as she walked past.

'or....you could come and rest with me' she said, sneakily and softly in his ear as she walked past.

He paused for a second and his expression didn't change
'Steve, actually, somthing else has just come up. Could we pospone the game?'
'Sure thing'
He smiled at Fen
'Come on mommy, come to bed. You need rest' he poked her teasingly

she poked him even harder in the chest as she took his hand and lead him upstairs.

Seriously you need to learn more games than poker Steve. Now I've adapted a young female hologram to be the ideal nanny. A Mary Poppins as it were. Can you check through for flaws etc and make any suggestions.
*connects her PDA to the main computer*
Computer activate Character file "nanny".
*watches her appear*
Well, there she is.

Seriously you need to learn more games than poker Steve. Now I've adapted a young female hologram to be the ideal nanny. A Mary Poppins as it were. Can you check through for flaws etc and make any suggestions.
*connects her PDA to the main computer*
Computer activate Character file "nanny".
*watches her appear*
Well, there she is.

OOC: Doh, I was away

IC:

Steve saw the hologram come up, and for the first time in his elecronic life he didn't know what to say. He hesitantly activated his holographic form he had made himself and walked up to the hologram
'Er, yep, she's pretty er, yes. She'll do.' He cleared his holographic throat and shuffled his feet
'Is she free after work?'

I was thinking more along the lines of the programmi...oh. *grins* I'm sure she will be. Now what to name her...Jenny I think.
Jenny, let me introduce you to Steve. Steve, Jenny. I'm sure Steve would be delighted to aquaint you with life as a permanent fixture on JC.
*leaves the holodeck, giving Steve a wink as she leaves*

I was thinking more along the lines of the programmi...oh. *grins* I'm sure she will be. Now what to name her...Jenny I think.
Jenny, let me introduce you to Steve. Steve, Jenny. I'm sure Steve would be delighted to aquaint you with life as a permanent fixture on JC.
*leaves the holodeck, giving Steve a wink as she leaves*

OOC: **** Jolt

IC:

'Ah, erm, so, hi?'
*Steve gets aquainted etc etc* :p

*walks into this new club; looks around*
cool
*walks up to the bar and grabs a vodka*

*walks in*

hey everyone

*Brusca looks Blackadder up and down and raises an eye brow in appreciation*

I see not wrong with your forums.......

thankue ;)

Woah, activity! I'm going to have to increase the guestlist I guess.
Hm. We're not using replicated food either.
*makes a note to import several hundred gallons of chocolate milk*

'Steve, you're a computor, a sequence of numbers and zeroes'
'So is she boss'
'Well thats true at least. I just didn't know computors could have crushes.'
'You think I did?'
'Hehe, I see your point'

Fen walked elegantly down in her evening dress, she saw Stag.

'I thought we would go to the ball' she said smiling.

Fen walked elegantly down in her evening dress, she saw Stag.

'I thought we would go to the ball' she said smiling.

'The ball? Which ball? Where is this ball of which you speak?' He got up from his chair, curious

'THAT ball....remember...' Fen said, her eyes wide.

'The one we were invited to AGES ago- heres your suit' she said, handing him a brand new tux.

'Just ruffle your hair with wax and you will look sooooo scrummy' she whispered softly in his ear.

'THAT ball....remember...' Fen said, her eyes wide.

'The one we were invited to AGES ago- heres your suit' she said, handing him a brand new tux.

'Just ruffle your hair with wax and you will look sooooo scrummy' she whispered softly in his ear.

Just then Stag remembered married men kept thier memories in thier wives. This must be practice
'Oh er, THAT ball. yes.' He looked up at his hair
'I'll get dressed and wax up like a candle then' He smiled and kissed her before going away to get changed. he came back in his tux and with his hair ruffled slightly
'what do you think, ready?'

good evening all!
*leans a small machine gun against the bar*

hello :D

oc: i may go suddenly because my computer is on the fuck...yet again!

good evening all!
*leans a small machine gun against the bar*

hello :D

oc: i may go suddenly because my computer is on the fuck...yet again!

OOC: Aww, I think I have to go now :headbang: Go the the PC, theres a few people in there :D

*wanders in looking a little dishevelled and hops up to sit on the bar next to the Col.*
*looks at Stag in bemusement*
He's looking smart. Where's he off to?

Mario walked into the bar in search of Fen- he hadnt seen her for ages, his heart yearned for her.

He walked to up the bar, where she had her back to him.

'Fennella...' he said, he skin prickled she felt herself prickle and tingle, she turned slowly and saw him - the man she left in Russia when she went to persue Stag.

*wanders in looking a little dishevelled and hops up to sit on the bar next to the Col.*
*looks at Stag in bemusement*
He's looking smart. Where's he off to?

'He's goin to go hobnob with the nobs. Real fancy'

Mario walked into the bar in search of Fen- he hadnt seen her for ages, his heart yearned for her.

He walked to up the bar, where she had her back to him.

'Fennella...' he said, he skin prickled she felt herself prickle and tingle, she turned slowly and saw him - the man she left in Russia when she went to persue Stag.

'Ah, hello, I don't believe we've been introduced. Stag' he held out a hand
'If you hear a voice from the ceiling its Steve, I'v been trying to teach him hunour but so far, nothing'

'Oh...I am Mario- Fennellas boyfriend, I heard she was here, she told me to come' he said, weakly shaking his hand, he then turned quickly to Fen.

'Hows my sexy munchkin' she said, leaning over the bar and pinching her bum.

*walks into this new club; looks around*
cool
*walks up to the bar and grabs a vodka*


*walks in, runs hand through her long black hair* OP! A friendly face! *I hope this is the pyro I'm thinking of... I could wsell be wrong*

'Oh...I am Mario- Fennellas boyfriend, I heard she was here, she told me to come' he said, weakly shaking his hand, he then turned quickly to Fen.

'Hows my sexy munchkin' she said, leaning over the bar and pinching her bum.

Stags hand almost floored him there and then, but he pulled it back with great effort
'Excuse me? Her boyfriend? And what in gods name are you doing?' He gestured to where he was touching her bum

'I am her boyfriend.....I came from Russia to see her, she left to come and look after you...now she is done, i am here to take her back home - she is needed' Mario said, standing up close to Stag.

'Look guys....fucking cool it ok?!- Mario....a word' Fen said dragging him outside.

'I....am happy here...I am not going back to that crack house! I am happily married with two kids....Just go home...you sad sad case' she said, pushing him, he then slammed her against the wall and punched her.

she got back up.

'Oh poor Mario, just because he doesnt get his way - he beats up his girl' Fen said, a look of anger on her face.

'I am her boyfriend.....I came from Russia to see her, she left to come and look after you...now she is done, i am here to take her back home - she is needed' Mario said, standing up close to Stag.

'Look guys....fucking cool it ok?!- Mario....a word' Fen said dragging him outside.

'I....am happy here...I am not going back to that crack house! I am happily married with two kids....Just go home...you sad sad case' she said, pushing him, he then slammed her against the wall and punched her.

she got back up.

'Oh poor Mario, just because he doesnt get his way - he beats up his girl' Fen said, a look of anger on her face.

Stag tapped mario on the shoulder
'Excuse me, but I-' He kneed the man in the groin in mid sentence
'Thought you ought to know' He brought his knee up to connect with Marios chin as he doubled over
'Its not nice' He grabbed him by the shirt and slammed him against the wall
'To hurt people. Ok?' He rubbed his knee slightly, that little trick always hurt

Mario stumbled onto the sofa...
'Stag!' Fen gasped, she got some warm salty water in a bowl and some cotton wool, she rested him on the sofa and watched him sleep in his unconscious state.

She slowly dabbed his head for blood.

'Fen....' he mumbled.

'....Mario?' she asked, stroking away his mop of hair.

'i love you' he said...

'...Me too' she said, immediately cursing herself, the only person she loved was Stag and her gorgeaus children.

Mario stumbled onto the sofa...
'Stag!' Fen gasped, she got some warm salty water in a bowl and some cotton wool, she rested him on the sofa and watched him sleep in his unconscious state.

She slowly dabbed his head for blood.

'Fen....' he mumbled.

'....Mario?' she asked, stroking away his mop of hair.

'i love you' he said...

'...Me too' she said, immediately cursing herself, the only person she loved was Stag and her gorgeaus children.

He couldn't help feeling as if he had done somthing wrong, the man had punched Fen, Stag had protected her, and yet now he felt as if he was in the wrong........
He sat down at the bar hunched over
'What did I exactly do wrong Steve? At home anyone would have done the same, its sort of the thing you do when your girlfriend is punched. But here?'
He sighed
'He seems like a pillock to me boss. Punching a girl infront of her guy? Do it outside where noone can see'
'Not what I meant'
'Well, if it means anything, I would have done the same. He's from Russia right, where miss Fen was kept in the crack house?'
he sat bolt upright
'Thats right.........'

OOC. Stag Drunks... did I chase everyone out of PC??? or something?

fen walked back to Stag and put her arm around him.

'I am sorry about this...' she said, her face looked slightly white.

'I didnt invite him...thanks for sticking up for me...you were quite impressive' she said pecking him on the cheek, and squeezing his bum softly.

OOC. Stag Drunks... did I chase everyone out of PC??? or something?

OOC: It happens, sometimes everyone just....leaves. They'll probly be back soon :D
You mean in the story or in RL?

fen walked back to Stag and put her arm around him.

'I am sorry about this...' she said, her face looked slightly white.

'I didnt invite him...thanks for sticking up for me...you were quite impressive' she said pecking him on the cheek, and squeezing his bum softly.

'Then what is he doing here? And are you ok? He placed a hand on her stomach feeling for bruises
'The man punched you right in the gut, it was all I could do not to attempt to disembowel the man'

OOC: It happens, sometimes everyone just....leaves. They'll probly be back soon :D
You mean in the story or in RL?

ooc...lmao... both?! I want to know how this ends and I can't stick around too long... hopefully I'll catch up on it along the way.... :)

she giggled,
'He wont stay for long...I promise' she said,
'howd you fancy an early night' she said.

ooc...lmao... both?! I want to know how this ends and I can't stick around too long... hopefully I'll catch up on it along the way.... :)

OOC: Hehe, it'll still be here tommorrow :p

she giggled,
'He wont stay for long...I promise' she said,
'howd you fancy an early night' she said.

'He'd better not, if he hurts you at all......' He got up and put his arms round her
'An early night sounds great' he smiled and squeezed her bum softly

'good night steve darling' Fen said, blowing a kiss to the ceiling, she held hands with Stag and they made their way upstairs.

'good night steve darling' Fen said, blowing a kiss to the ceiling, she held hands with Stag and they made their way upstairs.

'Night miss Fen' Steve discreetly turned off his sensors to the upstairs rooms

Fen walked downstairs to find Mario still curled up on the sofa...looking very peaceful, she sat next to him, stroking his bruised soft warm face.

Fen walked downstairs to find Mario still curled up on the sofa...looking very peaceful, she sat next to him, stroking his bruised soft warm face.

When he saw Fen with Mario he sighed
'Perhpas i should get myself knocked out. I don't suppose your holodeck body packs a punch?'
'Sorry, boss, against the programming'
'Ah well. Do you think....do you think she loves him for some obscure reason?'
Steve watched the scans of the room and the biological readings of Fen, noticing her slightly dilated pupils and increased heart rate
'You don't want to ask that question boss.'

'Mario....wake up....we need to get you home' Fen said, smiling as he opened his eyes.

'Wha...Fen' he said smiling.

'Hey hunny....we need to get you home - i have a family to look after' she said smiling.

He slumped against the wall, trailing his finger on the ground
'Do you think he'll leave?'
'I'd put money on it'
'.....without Fen?'
'Er....don't hold me to that one'
Stag rested his head back on the wall and sighed slightly angrily. Mario couln't just have fought back like normal people, no, he had to loose consciesness and look for sympathy.
'Tish, this does not impress. I thought the pregnancy thing was bad. This is just sick.'

'Ok...I will leave' Mario said, she had helped him dress and pack his bags.

'I am sorry i caused you this trouble, I am glad you are happy' he said, looking slyly at Fen.

'...Mario? you look....different....are you feeling alright' she asked.

'Yeah I'm cool' he replied, he went to the transporter

'Ok...I will leave' Mario said, she had helped him dress and pack his bags.

'I am sorry i caused you this trouble, I am glad you are happy' he said, looking slyly at Fen.

'...Mario? you look....different....are you feeling alright' she asked.

'Yeah I'm cool' he replied, he went to the transporter

Stag watched him as he left but put his back to the wall so he wasn't spotted
'I'v scrambled the mans brains. Oh great'

Fen kissed him on the lips as he entered the transporter, her skin tingled as he touched her, but she knew her place was with her family....or was it? she watched him leave...wishing in some ways he didnt go.

Fen kissed him on the lips as he entered the transporter, her skin tingled as he touched her, but she knew her place was with her family....or was it? she watched him leave...wishing in some ways he didnt go.

Stag put a hand on her shoulder
'......Do you want to go with him?' He said quietly

she turned round.
'Of course not- why do you ask' she said smiling, trying to convince him she was OK- she took his hand off her shoulder, she walked off upstairs as Sasha was crying.

she turned round.
'Of course not- why do you ask' she said smiling, trying to convince him she was OK- she took his hand off her shoulder, she walked off upstairs as Sasha was crying.

'Because......'
Becasue I saw your eyes when you kissed him...... He thought
Wonderful, all she had to do was beat up Tish. Can I try that with Mario? Can I buggery
'He treated you badly in Russia....why...why the feeling now? And I saw your eyes when you kissed him. Don't deny it' he looked down at the floor

she stopped in her tracks.

'Is it so wrong for me to love another man as a friend? I know we are deeply in love but you have to learn to share me, I have been friends with Mario ever since I was born, we love eachother, but that time of intimacy is over' she said, looking to him then looking away.

she stopped in her tracks.

'Is it so wrong for me to love another man as a friend? I know we are deeply in love but you have to learn to share me, I have been friends with Mario ever since I was born, we love eachother, but that time of intimacy is over' she said, looking to him then looking away.

'To share you? What about Tish? Do you have to share me with her?' His shoulders slumped

she was confused.

'Look, if you cant handle the fact that Mario are great friends and I love him as a friend, then we arent going to get on' Fen said, standing in front of him, her body pushed closely on his.

she was confused.

'Look, if you cant handle the fact that Mario are great friends and I love him as a friend, then we arent going to get on' Fen said, standing in front of him, her body pushed closely on his.

'I........I can handle it.' He felt her body on his and all of his arguments seemed to diminish in wieght
Damn the male weakness
He slipped his hands in her back pockets
'But I don't have to like it' He kissed her lips lightly, just slightly brushing her mouth with his

she smiled.
'Hmmmm....you + sharing = grumpy Stag' she said, slipping her hands in his pockets

she smiled.
'Hmmmm....you + sharing = grumpy Stag' she said, slipping her hands in his pockets

'Yes, it does. I applaud your arithmatic' He kissed her for slightly longer

Fen was curled up tight in bed, her eyes still sore from her crying of Stag not being with her, she missed him so much- she wished he hadnt gone out, she felt a presence next to her and turned to see Mario, with his hands around her waist.

'Mario!!!!!!!!! what the fuck are you doing?!' she shouted, leapin out of bed wrapping a dressing gown around herself.

'Stags gonna be here....we didn't....jesus...why' she said, rubbing her forehead and wrenching at her beautiful hair.

Mario refused to move, despite Fen pushing and pulling him.

'Don't ruin my life...please' she said, stumbling to the floor weeping into the duvet.

Stag wandered in humming under his breath, and regretting slightly that he had never learned to whistle..
'Hello? Anyone home?'
'Still here boss'
'Apart from you Steve, Fen? Gene? Anyone?' He poked his head round the door and spotted Mario in the bed with Fen
He stared at the two for a while then turned around. If he punched Mario, he would be the bad guy, and what use would there be in standing there asking why? He walked down the corrider with too many emotions to deal with

'Stag!' Fen said, running behind him.

'It was a set-up' she said, pulling at his arm, her bruised body aching.

'he....he....oh fuck it...you aren't listening' she said, stopping and standing watching him go, she slid down the wall and curled up and cried - why did Tish ruin her life- she was a black widow spider no doubt about it.

'Stag' she kept calling through her tears of dispair and anger.

Mario walked out and within earshot of Stag

'Tish hates you....she hates both of you, and i hate you both two, fucking idiots' he said, kicking Fen making her vomit.

'Stag!' Fen said, running behind him.

'It was a set-up' she said, pulling at his arm, her bruised body aching.

'he....he....oh fuck it...you aren't listening' she said, stopping and standing watching him go, she slid down the wall and curled up and cried - why did Tish ruin her life- she was a black widow spider no doubt about it.

'Stag' she kept calling through her tears of dispair and anger.

Mario walked out and within earshot of Stag

'Tish hates you....she hates both of you, and i hate you both two, fucking idiots' he said, kicking Fen making her vomit.

Stag barelled into his from the side, placing a knee on his neck as the fell to the ground. he leant down to Mario and said quietly to him
'There are small sections of hell, especially reserved for people like you. Now, I am about to beat seven kinds of sh*t out of you, and as I have only so far three kinds of sh*t, this might take a while' He placed a hand around his neck and pulled him up before kneeing him in the groin
'is it just women you enjoy beating up? Or arent you picky?'

*walks in to JC again*
*yawns* It's been a while...too much damn work.
*hears yelling and thumping upstairs*
What the?!
Those two aren't fighting again? Jeez! But this sounds like damned violence.
Steve, why haven't you turned on the fire extinguishers or something?
*grabs a nearly empty bottle, considers for a moment and pours out the contents into a clean glass and puts it on the side*
*runs towards the sounds clutching the bottle carefully, making sure she doesn't fall over*

*walks in to JC again*
*yawns* It's been a while...too much damn work.
*hears yelling and thumping upstairs*
What the?!
Those two aren't fighting again? Jeez! But this sounds like damned violence.
Steve, why haven't you turned on the fire extinguishers or something?
*grabs a nearly empty bottle, considers for a moment and pours out the contents into a clean glass and puts it on the side*
*runs towards the sounds clutching the bottle carefully, making sure she doesn't fall over*

'Turn on the fire extinguishers? And have two WET men wrestling? I don't know, it sounds kinda gameshowy'

Fen heard them fighting - thankfully the children were at the nannies for a few days.

Fen went into the kitchen and got some vodka from the fridge.

she now knew that Stag would never take her back - she had had too many chances, he was too good for her, he deserved a lot better.

She pulled a small photo of them together and a tear drop fell onto it.

'Right, well we could save so much effort here, by you, just leaving. Sounds like a bargain doesnt it! So go' He bodily propelled Mario towards the teleporter
'If I ever see you it again it really will be too soon.'
He walked into the kitchen and eyed Fen
'You slept with him' He said simply

Stag barelled into his from the side, placing a knee on his neck as the fell to the ground. he leant down to Mario and said quietly to him
'There are small sections of hell, especially reserved for people like you. Now, I am about to beat seven kinds of sh*t out of you, and as I have only so far three kinds of sh*t, this might take a while' He placed a hand around his neck and pulled him up before kneeing him in the groin
'is it just women you enjoy beating up? Or arent you picky?'
Rip his F@*^!ng guts out Stag.
*Tullamore looks less than happy*

she looked at him, her eyes so puffy.
'I didn't....why cant you understand, he set me up' she said, letting the small photo drop and finishing the last dregs of the originally full vodka bottle.

Rip his F@*^!ng guts out Stag.
*Tullamore looks less than happy*

OOC:
*Runs short 'this is what could have happened' video of gut ripping action to satisfy G&T* :p

she looked at him, her eyes so puffy.
'I didn't....why cant you understand, he set me up' she said, letting the small photo drop and finishing the last dregs of the originally full vodka bottle.

'You were in bed with him for god sake Fen. I don't know how good friends you were back from where you came from. But I'm not sleeping with any of my friends from the clan am I?'

'Turn on the fire extinguishers? And have two WET men wrestling? I don't know, it sounds kinda gameshowy'
Two men?
Anyway, the idea's supposed to be they stop in shock.
*pauses* Well anyway, whoever it is, the noise has stopped so I assume they have.
This has to be the must be the most turbulent relationship I know...I assume it's over one of them with someone else again? :rolleyes:

'I went to bed alone alright? he must have come in during the night' she said, she then got up and picked up some weird pills and some more vodka and left, forcing a friendly smile.

'See....I told you....your too good for me' she said as she stood in the door and continued to walk.

Two men?
Anyway, the idea's supposed to be they stop in shock.
*pauses* Well anyway, whoever it is, the noise has stopped so I assume they have.
This has to be the must be the most turbulent relationship I know...I assume it's over one of them with someone else again? :rolleyes:

'Fraid so. I was wondering if they'd like to go on 'Tisha' for a show'

Two men?
Anyway, the idea's supposed to be they stop in shock.
*pauses* Well anyway, whoever it is, the noise has stopped so I assume they have.
This has to be the must be the most turbulent relationship I know...I assume it's over one of them with someone else again? :rolleyes:

OOC: its a new plot....i aint giving anything away hun ;)

'I went to bed alone alright? he must have come in during the night' she said, she then got up and picked up some weird pills and some more vodka and left, forcing a friendly smile.

'See....I told you....your too good for me' she said as she stood in the door and continued to walk.

He put a hand on her shoulder and turned her round
'I am not too good for you, noone, is too good for you.' He held himself in check and stepped backwards
'Apparently not even Mario. I don't know care he came in, during the night or day what does it matter?'

'No it doesn't' Fen said, seeing the sympathy in his eyes.

she got some cigarettes out of her pocket and started to smoke one whilst sipping from her vodka glass.

'This is what I was like back in Russia' she said quietly, sitting next to him - knowing he would move away.

So er...how are you and Jen getting on?
*puts the now ludicrous-looking bottle behind the bar*
*picks it up again to look at the label, shrugs and downs the earlier poured glass*
Empty isn't it?
*sighs*

'No it doesn't' Fen said, seeing the sympathy in his eyes.

she got some cigarettes out of her pocket and started to smoke one whilst sipping from her vodka glass.

'This is what I was like back in Russia' she said quietly, sitting next to him - knowing he would move away.

'And throut all of our time together I have tried to change that, but no' He took the cigarette and stepped on it
'Now you seem to be falling back to 'what you were like in russia'' He stood up
'It appears all the effort was wasted' he calmly blinked away the moisture in his eyes

she realised how stupid she looked.

'That was what happened, if you get down, you drink and smoke' she said.

she took his hand and held it tight.

'I really thank you for what you done for me, you taught me invaluable things, I wish you could just see the light' she said, letting his hand fall, she planted a small quick kiss on his cheek and left.

she realised how stupid she looked.

'That was what happened, if you get down, you drink and smoke' she said.

she took his hand and held it tight.

'I really thank you for what you done for me, you taught me invaluable things, I wish you could just see the light' she said, letting his hand fall, she planted a small quick kiss on his cheek and left.

'.....Where are you going?' He asked

'I don't know....away from here...away from people trying to ruin our lives and what we had as a relationship...I am sorry Stag' she said.

*morosely takes out all the bottles of alcohol*
*sorts them alphabetically*
*puts away duplicates*
*cleans the 25ml dispensers*
*sorts the shot glasses by colour*
*takes out a whiskey glass and places it under the bottle*
*takes out a bottle of champagne and puts it on ice and puts two flutes next to it*
*says to no-one as there's no-one else in the room* Well they'll need one or the other...
*pours herself another drink*

'I don't know....away from here...away from people trying to ruin our lives and what we had as a relationship...I am sorry Stag' she said.

'I really hope you are in confusion in your grammatical tenses. because when I last checked we still had that relationship, if a little dented. Unless you want to change that' He went over and looked down at her
'I know I'd rather keep it the way it was'

she looked up at him.

'so do I, but, I have had too many chances' she said then looking down, she pressed her bruised body slightly against him.

she looked up at him.

'so do I, but, I have had too many chances' she said then looking down, she pressed her bruised body slightly against him.

'You've given me enough, so I see no reason to deny you that same courtesy' He placed a hand on the side of her face, feeling the bruises as he did

'I thought this was the end, but instead of telling me off....your accepting me back....I dont understand' Fen said, reaching up to him.

'I thought this was the end, but instead of telling me off....your accepting me back....I dont understand' Fen said, reaching up to him.

'I'm accepting you back for the two simple reasons. One to deny Tish her goal. The other...I simply don't have the capability to not accept you' back' He held her hand on his face

'why....' she asked.

'so even if i did sleep with him...you would still take me back?' she asked confused.

'why....' she asked.

'so even if i did sleep with him...you would still take me back?' she asked confused.

'I'm not certain if you did sleep with him or not. I can think of a few reasons why you might....but alot more why you might not. But I don't think you understand' He smiled
'I don't think I can reject you, for whatever reason I don't think I ever could'

she smiled.
'You....love me too much?' she asked, wrapping her arms around his waist and resting the side of her head on his strong chest.

'why weren't you home yesterday evening anyway?' she asked.

she smiled.
'You....love me too much?' she asked, wrapping her arms around his waist and resting the side of her head on his strong chest.

'why weren't you home yesterday evening anyway?' she asked.

He stroked the back of her head softly and slipped his other hand round her waist in turn
'That might be the problem yes. I wasn't home because there was a wedding back home and I had to go'

'...problem....' she said, looking up at him confused.

'is it bad then that you love me?' she asked, moving away from him.

'...problem....' she said, looking up at him confused.

'is it bad then that you love me?' she asked, moving away from him.

'Shh, not what i meant' He put his arms round her and kissed her softly on the lips for a few moments
'Loving you is the most natural and fulfilling thing in my life. I'm not about to let it go so easily'

she smiled.
'I feel the same too' she said, then turning the kiss more deep and passionate.

'I looked awful earlier, I didnt mean for you to see me like that' she said, looking away and blushing.

*goes back to her corner, bottle of Malibu in one hand, coke siphon in the other, her glass waiting on the table*
*mumbles* Might as well try and get drunk.

she smiled.
'I feel the same too' she said, then turning the kiss more deep and passionate.

'I looked awful earlier, I didnt mean for you to see me like that' she said, looking away and blushing.

'All the more reason for me to never let you revert to it hmm?' He kissed her on the forehead and hugged her tightly

she smiled.

'I know i promise these things, but that won't happen again, if he comes near me' she said, lifting up her top slightly to reveal a gun.

'...he'll be dead' she said, taking Stags hand and leading him to the hot-tub room.

*goes back to her corner, bottle of Malibu in one hand, coke siphon in the other, her glass waiting on the table*
*mumbles* Might as well try and get drunk.

'I might join you' Internally Steve turned down his rationality and coherency
'So I sez...I sez to him....gerroff right?'

I'm not drunk yet. I've only had...*counts* four drinks...not that that..what was it...Sambucka...didn't knock me off a bit early. Waiiit...holy jackanory, I must have had a triple shot of that stuff!
Anywherever, yer ne'er answered me about Jen...neee.

OOC: Hmm, MSN appears to be acting up

I'm not drunk yet. I've only had...*counts* four drinks...not that that..what was it...Sambucka...didn't knock me off a bit early. Waiiit...holy jackanory, I must have had a triple shot of that stuff!
Anywherever, yer ne'er answered me about Jen...neee.

'Ykn'ow? You...know? Bananananans, when theyre yellow, you can go eat them.....but yellow traffic lights...you gotta wait for them.....'

*looks up at the speaker*
Wha'do yer think yer sound like? er..talking about?
*whistles innocently as she pours 3 bottles of Bailey's into Gene's chocolate milk tank*
Well if yer gonna join me we migh' as well let yer do it properrrrly.
*walks into the Holodeck*
Computerrr...oh gaddam r rrrolling...Computerrr load a barrrr...not too posh, I wanna get sloshed...oh look I rhymed!
"Command: 'look' unrecognised, please redefine 'look'"
Ah..go buggerorf.
"command: 'buggerorf' unrecognise, please try again.
Bah.
*takes a stool by the bar and orders another Malibu and coke*

*the doors swing open and the bagipes sound blacvk bear.
the colonel walks in with an elephant gun tucked under arm and followed by pipesmen*
tally ho!

Thissss issss a bar program and not a foxxxssth hunt.
*gestures wildly*
A scotsth on the rocksth for the colonel.

Thissss issss a bar program and not a foxxxssth hunt.
*gestures wildly*
A scotsth on the rocksth for the colonel.


i say!
*monicle falls out of place*
you are drunk old gal!

*tests*
Nope. Only tipsthy. I know who I am, who you arrrre, and yourrre carrrying a damn gun again.
Bet I could ssstill drink you underrrr the table even though you have a headsstarrrrt.

*tests*
Nope. Only tipsthy. I know who I am, who you arrrre, and yourrre carrrying a damn gun again.
Bet I could ssstill drink you underrrr the table even though you have a headsstarrrrt.


....really!..i.....i always carry a gun..its a trade mark...you..um....i will have you know that i am a very good drinker...you young madam should not be drinking so heavily

Why not? I'm borrred, rrrelatively unnotisssed, lonely and got a neverrr ending ssssupply of alcohol.
Bottomsss up!

Why not? I'm borrred, rrrelatively unnotisssed, lonely and got a neverrr ending ssssupply of alcohol.
Bottomsss up!

i notice you.
dont drink your self into a stuper, its....well...its not british...and...um...well...

Fen walked in with her two children and her big round tummy.

'hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' she said.

Fen walked in with her two children and her big round tummy.

'hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' she said.

ah...good to see you and the children..yes jolly good..jolly good...
*puts shot gun above the bar out of reach of small hands*

'how are you darling- long time no see' she said, hugging him.

'how are you darling- long time no see' she said, hugging him.

*hugs back*
i am fine..you look as radiant as ever...and the children have..grown..which reminds me..
WESSON!

yes sir?

go and get the things from the car

right away sir

i have gifts from my travels

'radiant.....i feel like crap' she said.

'...............gifts?!' Connor gasped, hugging his knees.

'i missed you' she whispered softly in his ear.

'radiant.....i feel like crap' she said.

'...............gifts?!' Connor gasped, hugging his knees.

'i missed you' she whispered softly in his ear.


i missed you to...hmm..whare is..stag?

here you go sir

thankue wesson.
here we go, one for you young lady, one for you young lad and one for you miss halloway..or is it..drunks now? :D ..ha.....wesson..go away

yes sir

'he's at work' she said.

'thanks for the gifts' she said, seeing the children go off.

'sit down with me and tell me about your travels' she said, offering him a warm drink, she snuggled next to him.

'he's at work' she said.

'thanks for the gifts' she said, seeing the children go off.

'sit down with me and tell me about your travels' she said, offering him a warm drink, she snuggled next to him.


well..i started back at my home. then france...down to italie..onto africa..then the mid east..to india then burma..china..japan and onto canada over the ice then to norway and down to home again....i hope you dont mind me giving connor that sword..and i hope you like what i gave you..its...um..good luck i think

'he's at work' she said.

'thanks for the gifts' she said, seeing the children go off.

'sit down with me and tell me about your travels' she said, offering him a warm drink, she snuggled next to him.

thankue for the drink.

'meet any nice women?' she asked,

'or are you saving yourself for someone closer to home?' she asked.

'meet any nice women?' she asked,

'or are you saving yourself for someone closer to home?' she asked.

... .... i....well..i mean..hu..hmm..a few..maybe...um...yes..i did as a mattter of fact...

'oh do tell!' she gasped excitedly, grabbing hold of his arm.

'oh do tell!' she gasped excitedly, grabbing hold of his arm.

well...yes..you know me! a girl in every port...well..thr was one girl i met in india who i remember meeting in singapore a few years ago..we had dinner and that..talked about things..you know..um...then i met a girl i went to univerity with at oxford..and later on a someone who said they knew a freind of mine....the list goes on really.

*mutters* Therrre'sss a sssailor in everrry porrrt and porrrrt in everrry ssssailorrrr.
*bleary eyed orders yet another drink, putting down her 20th glass*
Wha' do I have? Hollow legs orrr summat?

*appearing in the transport area, A large Female Felineoid steps into the main room. Her blonde fur color resembles a Lioness and her facial features indicates that she is not in a good mood. There are two pistols strapped to her hips and 4 knives can be seen. Her nose crinkles as she takes in the strange scents of this place... her eyes scaning the room... as if she were searching for something.





.... or someone.*

*appearing in the transport area, A large Female Felineoid steps into the main room. Her blonde fur color resembles a Lioness and her facial features indicates that she is not in a good mood. There are two pistols strapped to her hips and 4 knives can be seen. Her nose crinkles as she takes in the strange scents of this place... her eyes scaning the room... as if she were searching for something.






.... or someone.*


*puts hand on walther ppk just in case*

good morning

OOC: Everyone, be advised that I may decide to cleansweep the place after the PC is done....

IC: *teleports in, leaves a note on the bar, teleports out*

"The air purification systems seem to be having a few bugs in them. I should be able to fix those bugs soon. Until then, beware. Bye."

OOC: Huh? What? Why? and hi...and welcome back and...nvm.

IC: Sssshut that holodeck doorrrr! Yourrr eitherrr coming in orr out!
*starts to feel a little giddy* Finally!

*puts hand on walther ppk just in case*

good morning*blinks at the strange creature that apparetly spoke to her. seeing it's hand slide to the weapon at it's side, she watched for a moment, then nodded, moving further into the station.*

*blinks at the strange creature that apparetly spoke to her. seeing it's hand slide to the weapon at it's side, she watched for a moment, then nodded, moving further into the station.*

*watches the creature carefully and examins surroundings for possible advantages and cover in case of a fight*

(transportal fizzle) Blackness materializes...nothing but a small metallic object can be seen which floats and hovers midway in the blackness's very much alive form. It rolls to the nearest table takes up a position with it's "back" to the bar and orders two drinks in a voice that could melt adamantium.

This thing doesnt ooze evil, but some other kind of "dont mess with me" that sticks in your craw and bruises the light you and similar "mammals" take for granted.

Fen saw Ed and her heart stirred, she didnt know why, after not seeing him for it seemed ages, something had erupted inside her, she clutched her bulging pregnant belly.

'Hi....' she said, nervously, hoping he didnt pick up on it.

'For the last time Steve, if you want to know where babies come from, look it up' Stag walked in
'Hello Fen' He smiled and kissed her forehead

Fen saw Ed and her heart stirred, she didnt know why, after not seeing him for it seemed ages, something had erupted inside her, she clutched her bulging pregnant belly.

'Hi....' she said, nervously, hoping he didnt pick up on it.

hello miss fenella

'we didn't finish our chat from last night....so...you planning on seeing any of these women again?' she asked, feeling an unwelcome pang of jealousy.

'hello darling, can Ed and I have a few minutes...alone?' she asked,

'we didn't finish our chat from last night....so...you planning on seeing any of these women again?' she asked, feeling an unwelcome pang of jealousy.


after mercedes i dont think i will be having a long term relationship for a while

'oh....what went wrong?' she asked, hugging him deeply.

'You wanna talk about it?' she whispered softly in his ear.

'hello darling, can Ed and I have a few minutes...alone?' she asked,

'Your wish is my strongly enforced guideline' He smiled and went over to the bar
'Just water thanks Steve'

'oh....what went wrong?' she asked, hugging him deeply.

'You wanna talk about it?' she whispered softly in his ear.


we divorced.....it was my fault really

i was away for months,years at a time....i.......it was my fault...that disgraced the family..]*hugs her tightly*

'oh.....ok' she said, snuggling up to him close on the sofa.

'better to be single...gives you more time to yourself, sometimes i wish I was single, but I look at what I have and I cant see why i should be single' she said softly.

'oh.....ok' she said, snuggling up to him close on the sofa.

'better to be single...gives you more time to yourself, sometimes i wish I was single, but I look at what I have and I cant see why i should be single' she said softly.

...b..but stag..i...hmm

'whats wrong?' she asked.

'whats wrong?' she asked.

i..i am just thinking..it..*stares into the middle distance*
fen..i...

'what....?' she asked, confused, her heart pounding, she sat up.