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3rd-Royalty Rejects (hear the Kazoo)?

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From our leader Occidio Multus:

Allright. after reading new foxxinias post, i am inspired to uprise.
i think the royalty thing was slanted. as a two month poster, all i wanted to be was the court's Dr. Death. but no. they are too nice over there. so, here we are, in the region of Riigor Mortiis, establishing a REJECT ROYALTY OF REBELS. create your title, and state your duties. i will alter them to my tastes.post them in the thread, and make sure you telegram me with them at my nation, because i may not see them in this looong thread.lets figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.
free sex, violence, fires and generally sickening chaos for all who join. not for the faint of heart.have some fun here, then report for our first challenge at http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread...384#post8463384

Vittos Ordination- thee High Priest of PsychoSex. he runs the dungeon.ladies- he gives great torture. the pleasure is painful and free of charge.

Tribes of Longton- Official Metal Head and Evil Bastard. nutting enemies into oblivion. moonlights as a masturbation ambassador. watch out when he starts banging that head of his....

Gaeltach-Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects. manages the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. fills requests for Materials or Advice. heads an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.

Peechland-Warrior Maiden.Collector of Enemy Scrotums. need we say more?

Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.

Teh Cameron Clan- Invader Zim-Zum. he does whatever the hell he wants, as long as he wants, to who he wants, when he wants, how he wants, where he wants.

Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.

Keruvalia Dark Lord of the Shadows. fronts the progressive rock band "Kings of Cunningulus". offers personal spiritual counseling and sexual manipulation.

HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. travels the realm, wishing he was inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross his path! actually, he is the camera guy who films the porn movies.

Kellarly Unyielding Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino, fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip )

DHomme Leering Lurker of the Unparralelled Social Circles- once he shakes your hand and says hello- he will make a lasting, permanent, painful impression. also the Master of Ceremonies at all events.

Haken Rider Evil Smileys Master of doom! Pokes you in the back with a foreign object, then squirts something in your eye. straight outta belgium.

Neo Anarchists Dark Lady of Relentless Feather Attacks! beware her porcupine quills, filled with Tresor. side gig- Lipstick Regulator.

GoingNuckingFuts Proud supporter of lost causes and founder of 8976. give him your tired, your poor. Soapbox Factory owner.

Zotona Queen of Extreme Eccentricity and Random Rantings.belittling all residents is her specialty. she wont shut up until you give her a skin flute. she plays well.

Plutonian EmpireUniversal President: President of the Universe
Creates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons. see what happens when you let people make up their own titles?

Planners Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. steals everything that isnt nailed down, and nails everything he hasnt stolen

Nation of FortuneThe Sadistic Gun For Hire. A mercenary that shares loyalty with no one, who also has a thing for watching others in pain.and he is good at it, too.

New SancrosanctiaExcecutive Officer of the Peasant Control Force. wherever you find a whiny peasant bitching about anything, he and his guys are there. 3 categories of force- excessive,uneccesary, and just plain cruel.due to a case of jungle fever, he suffers from extreme dementia.

You Forgot Poland The Duke of Hurl. self explanatory. dont piss him off. but let us mention that he gives the most excellent full body massages.

The odd one He who tends the Garden of Evil. hes got all kinds of plants- illegal, its rumored. he also makes the most lovely planters from the skulls of slayed peasants. or your mother- in - law, if you wish.

Legless PiratesHigh Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him. wait. lay the claim first, then come. Master of male bonding and female bondage.he says he is a paramedic, but explain the tongue shoved down my throat during CPR.

KhudrosThe Urban Urchin of Yonder Verse. in charge of book burning, and disposal of all netherworld media. anything nice, or of sentimental value dissapears under his sharp eye.has a chick flick bonfire on tuesdays, and gets high off the fumes of melting plastic.

Gawdly International Male Model, and Super Stud. we post him at the gate and make him entice the teenyboppers to enter the castle. loves the sound of applause.on the weekend- he runs the Athletics program, as he is switch hitter specialist.

Chocolate Goddess Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur. has extensive toy collection, and a two way mirror in her chamber. also serves as 24 hour cocktail waitress, offering special treats, coated in her own secret sauce.

Poladsia Apathetic but Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador. he was supposed to be castle reporter, but he cant stay awake.enjoys nudges from razor sharp weapons.

Trilateral Commision Crafty Narcissistic Fertilizer Salesman. nickname-Scott P. he was the resident marine biologist until he failed to predict the tides. runs popular workshop "How to Almost Get Away with Killing Your Family 101".leads a double life as an apparently unskilled fisherman and swinger.believe everything he says..

EridanusSir Zach Sack Sewer.fashion designer, and runs the sweatshop. sews scrotums into cloaks for the misfit army. find him underground, thinking of new ideas for armor, sheets and baskets made from the most delicate of skins.

MonotonousUber Pyromaniac, Flamethrower Artiste. creates masterpieces, then destroys them. sets random fires, and runs fireworks nightly. also breaks up the homoerotic action explosives when it threatens to get out of hand.

Suklaa, Prince of Vanity and Corruption- he looks in the mirror alot whilst paying off foreign dignitaries -forcing them to sell us their raw materials at cost...also lures unsuspecting female peasants into his castlemates grasp. He's one smooth criminal.

Divine Imaginary Fluff- The Most Divine Fluffalizer- (Re)Defining how holy everyone and everything is at his very whim. Spreading insanity, freakyness and fluffiness. Laughing insanely and generally being pretty damn insane. He quotes scriptures to castlemates just to see them cringe.

Hype- Queen of Pleasurable Punishments She inflicts pain and/or pleasure depending on her mood. Her slave, Master Sadisto, is at her beck and call and can devour a human with one bite.

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\.End in Welcome Death./
need to borrow a cup of sugar from a stiff? join me in Riigor Mortiis
i made it to round three in the nicest ns female contest. what is this world coming to?
Keruvalia=She's right ... her personality makes her the most sexually desirable human being on NS.
Creator of the Reject Royalty of Rebels.
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yeah. i need a feminist hanging around me like i need a scalpel in my panties. Occidio Multus

Yessssssss

*slays peasants first*

*golf clap*

Southernese

o_O


(And peech is hardly a girl - no offence-, but a woman)


Peeches knows what I'm talking about. (I hope)

OOC: You don't know anything about my preferences from that statement, dear. Especially with that breathy french accent. *evil grin*

*drives around in a carmageddon style golfcart, waving at the people*

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2000/07/17/mum7.jpg

*declares this topic holy*
:D

btw, am I going to get added to the list this time?

*drives around in a carmageddon style golfcart, waving at the people*

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2000/07/17/mum7.jpg


lmao......God......youre lovely.


(MSN does not like me....)

*drives around in a carmageddon style golfcart, waving at the people*

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2000/07/17/mum7.jpg
LOL

(MSN does not like me....)
(It doesn't like anyone :( )


*desecrates the thread*

Peeches knows what I'm talking about. (I hope)

OOC: You don't know anything about my preferences from that statement, dear. Especially with that breathy french accent. *evil grin*

ooc who said i had a French accent when i spoke EDIT in English?...

*ponders, confusion on his face*

So...we're calling them "golf clubs" now?

*whips out big wood*

FORE!

*considers*

I mean...FORE PLAY!

*ponders, confusion on his face*

So...we're calling them "golf clubs" now?

*whips out big wood*

FORE!

*considers*

I mean...FORE PLAY!
I don't think that involves a wood

I don't think that involves a wood


mmmm....wood



DIF: whats your title and duties doll...I'm sorry. I'm trying to stand in for our leader and I missed your post :( so sorry

maybe we should stay away from materials that need... polishing?

maybe we should stay away from materials that need... polishing?
Heh. I'd like to see you try to stay away....... Heck if I can

Heh. I'd like to see you try to stay away....... Heck if I can

well, no, i just thought i'd mention it... i'm a connaisseur of woods, i'm just not "attached" to it

Spit shinning seems to be pretty popular these days.......



Gawdly....fire up the bbq.....

Heh. I'd like to see you try to stay away....... Heck if I can

Me neither...in fact, I'm polishing my wood even as we speak, buffing it to a high gloss finish!

*looks around, sensing evil*

GOLF CLUBS! I'M TALKING ABOUT GOLF CLUBS!!

*snickers as he thinks about getting a hole in one*

DIF: whats your title and duties doll...I'm sorry. I'm trying to stand in for our leader and I missed your post :( so sorry

Title: The Most Divine Fluffalizer
Duties: (Re)Defining how holy everyone and everything is at his very whim. Spreading insanity, freakyness and fluffiness. Laughing insanely and generally being pretty damn insane.

Polishing familiar wood is no fun. Working on new...... priceless

Me neither...in fact, I'm polishing my wood even as we speak, buffing it to a high gloss finish!

*looks around, sensing evil*

GOLF CLUBS! I'M TALKING ABOUT GOLF CLUBS!!

*snickers as he thinks about getting a hole in one*

*watches with great admiration and interset*

In the castle, the Reject-royals while their time away with their current weapon of choice - the golf club. So busy in their random evil tasks, no-one notices the hassasin sneak in through an open window (hey, it's a castle, they're all open). Silently stealthing his way into the small room, the hasassin is surprised - how can security be so lax in a castle simply full of targets? His employee has contracts out on all of them, yet here they are, wistfully whiling the hours away with torture and evilness. He will be paid most handsomely for this.

Taking a quick, silent sample of his specialist drug, hashish, the hassasin cannot help but admire the seething wickedness eminating from the crowd, the very blood-stained walls speaking of hours of agonising torture. Even though this is just a coat room, there is a rack and a cat-o-nine tails kept ready for use. Careful not to wait too long, he moves quickly on towards his target destination - a small, dark balcony overlooking the main hall. Having watched the target 'Nations of Fortune' on various reconnaissance missions, those dark eyes lapping up every single detail, he knows this will be the perfect spot to hit his first (and prime) target. Legless Pirates will not be leaving the building, at least not upright and of his own accord.

Working his way to the balcony, the hashish is at its optimum efficiency - he moves slowly, with care, knowing every movement has been precision timed and is totally silent. He sneaks towards the balcony, taking the silent crossbow from his shoulder and fitting a poison arrow, never taking his attention from LP. That is, until the noise.

No normal ears would have noticed it, but to a trained hassasin, the noise is there - obvious against the raucous background noise. Immediately, he is in the rafters, scanning the nearby environment for movement. There is nothing, but still he waits. Finally, the hassasin decides to shoot from the rafters -hell, if he stays hidden, he may take two bounties tonight. Fitting the scope to the bow, he takes aim on LP - a head shot is not necessary, but very stylish. It wont hurt his standing in the underworld community either. Carefully taking aim, he touches the trigger, about to fire.

"Your first mistake was entering this castle" he hears, just as the thin dagger enters his rib cage.

"Your second was underestimating your target" is whispered, as the knife is twisted. A surge of pain enters his side, his dulled senses suddenly alive.

"And your biggest mistake was not coming after me first" is the last thing he hears, as the knife-point tears his aorta. Tribes drops from the rafters and joins the party, the guests completely unawares of Kanabia's little friend...

Polishing familiar wood is no fun. Working on new...... priceless

*looks around*

Well, since we're alone...

*whips out driver*

Wanna try my grip?

In the castle, the Reject-royals while their time away with their current weapon of choice - the golf club. [...]
"And your biggest mistake was not coming after me first" [I]is the last thing he hears, as the knife-point tears his aorta. Tribes drops from the rafters and joins the party, the guests completely unawares of Kanabia's little friend...

tsk. completely unawares? now that isn't a nice thing to say... I DO spy... i just don't always realise what I am spying on

*looks around*

Well, since we're alone...

*whips out driver*

Wanna try my grip?
Oh. Nice and firm.

*takes a few swings*

How do you keep it from getting all sweaty?

Legless Pirates will[/I] not [I]be leaving the building, at least not upright and of his own accord.
I feel special :fluffle:

Oh. Nice and firm.

*takes a few swings*

How do you keep it from getting all sweaty?

Simple. I blow on it a lot.

*smiles hopefully*

Just purse your lips and blow, big guy!

Another fabulous entrance from Tribes.......*twirls mini swords in her fingers*

Afternoon my friend.....we were thinking of feasting soon.

Simple. I blow on it a lot.

*smiles hopefully*

Just purse your lips and blow, big guy!
*blows*
Like this? Harder? Deeper down?

Another fabulous entrance from Tribes.......*twirls mini swords in her fingers*

Afternoon my friend.....we were thinking of feasting soon.
Why thanyou peech. I feel like I need to vent all the creativity built up in one day of monotony produced by my sterile working environment. Yes.

Oh, and afternoon? It's twenty past eight here :D But I'm up for a feast - just not BBQ again - I had one of them rare and I swear he's been trying to climb out all day :(

*blows*
Like this? Harder? Deeper down?

Not bad, but concentrate on the shaft.

Not bad, but concentrate on the shaft.
ENOUGH!

*fish slaps the pair*

Do you want this to be locked??

Vent away Tribes.....*carves ToL on her OWN forehead to show her affection*


OOC: someone in this thread has a tg *laughs while everyone checks their tg's* oh and MSN is back up FINALLY.

oh please dont get us locked :(

ENOUGH!

*fish slaps the pair*

Do you want this to be locked??

*whips out handcuffs*

I love it when you talk dirty...

*points at bag*

We were simply cleaning our golf clubs, Father.

*points at Tribe's bag*

Yer putter is showing.

oh please dont get us locked :(
Not me. I've seen a lot worse in 2.

Gawdly was showing me how to take proper care of golfclubs. That's perfectly innocent.

Not me. I've seen a lot worse in 2.

Gawdly was showing me how to take proper care of golfclubs. That's perfectly innocent.

Perfectly. Despite the fact we're both naked.

ooc who said i had a French accent when i spoke EDIT in English?...
OOC: *raises an eyebrow* did I assume too much? I could go back through the forums to find the answer I suppose *sighs*

*whips out handcuffs*

I love it when you talk dirty...

*points at bag*

We were simply cleaning our golf clubs, Father.

*points at Tribe's bag*

Yer putter is showing.
*shoves putter back into his golf bag*

No it isn't...

*government agents arrive and cover up all evidence of this*

Perfectly. Despite the fact we're both naked.


*wipes drool from her chin*


now I'm either gonna need a cold shower or to invoke pain on someone........

*wipes drool from her chin*


now I'm either gonna need a cold shower or to invoke pain on someone........
*puts the cold shower in the torture room*

*hides*

See? Fun and practical ;)

*puts the cold shower in the torture room*

*hides*

See? Fun and practical ;)

*considers cold shower*

I'll pass. Shrinkage, doncha know...

*grabs LP's wood, takes a few practice swings*

Nice balance, even with that oversized head...

OOC: *raises an eyebrow* did I assume too much? I could go back through the forums to find the answer I suppose *sighs*


ooc french is my mother tongue... nice word that one... but i never said that i had a french accent when i spoke english. i don't. unless you think english canadians have an accent...

*wonders if Tribes and Peech will lose their minds and end up dancing a jig again*

we better start killing stuff soon.....the violence level is dropping fast......oh for shame

ooc french is my mother tongue... nice word that one... but i never said that i had a french accent when i spoke english. i don't. unless you think english canadians have an accent...

*eyes pop open*

Waitaminit...yer a Canuck? We're in the same country?? I actually have a slim chance of tasting yer chocolatey goodness??

*begins walking the streets of Montreal*

Here, Goddess, Goddess, Goddess....

*watches this new sport with great interest, commenting*
you have to follow through with the swing... bend the knees... grip it firmly... relax the shoulders...

*wonders is Tribes and Peech will lose their minds and end up dancing a jig again*

we better start killing stuff soon.....the violence level is dropping fast......oh for shame
*borrows Gawdly's 4 Wood*

*beats a small family of cute bunnies into a bloody pulp*

Well, I feel refreshed.

ooc french is my mother tongue... nice word that one... but i never said that i had a french accent when i spoke english. i don't. unless you think english canadians have an accent...
OOC:
<_<
>_>

Okay, then. I suppose I stand corrected?

*borrows Gawdly's 4 Wood*

*beats a small family of cute bunnies into a bloody pulp*

Well, I feel refreshed.

*resurrects bunnies and makes them dance around and attack each other*

*eyes pop open*

Waitaminit...yer a Canuck? We're in the same country?? I actually have a slim chance of tasting yer chocolatey goodness??

*begins walking the streets of Montreal*

Here, Goddess, Goddess, Goddess....

*wicked grin* been there, done that. i only visit mtl now. when i need a workout.

Hi, I'm DHomme. We've met before. Trust me.

*borrows Gawdly's 4 Wood*

*beats a small family of cute bunnies into a bloody pulp*

Well, I feel refreshed.


*makes necklace with dead bunny scrotums*

we're baaack

Hi, I'm DHomme. We've met before. Trust me.
I don't quite recall...

*tries to create blackadder homage*

*fails*


*makes necklace with dead bunny scrotums*

we're baaack
*guts a dolphin*

Bitchin'

Hi, I'm DHomme. We've met before. Trust me.


Big D! Bout time you showed up......youre the master of all ceremonies.....we have some sacrifices to make later.

this is dedicated to the niggas that was down from day one. welcome to death row.

this is dedicated to the niggas that was down from day one. welcome to death row.
*looks confused*

Oh, wait, I have the English (UK) to Rapper (US) translation guide here...lemme see....

*flips through pages*

Er...ah yes. Good Afternoon!

this is dedicated to the niggas that was down from day one. welcome to death row.

*pulls out Ak-47 and Impala (blue, 67) and cruises by TC, blasting him to bits*

this is dedicated to the niggas that was down from day one. welcome to death row.
Like we always do about this time. ha ha ha yeah

*standing in front of her alchemist's table, she spies on her mates while preparing a new potion from Suklaa's sweat and blood. humming*

i got my finga on the trigga so niggas wonder why
we're livin in the city so its do or die

i got my finga on the trigga so niggas wonder why
we're livin in the city so its do or die
*hits brakes, checks clip, shrugs and tosses gun out window*

*tries to Gangsta rap*

*realises that not only is he white, but also middle class and into heavy metal*

*stops trying to rap*

rollin' in ma six fo'

Ah, enough of this Dr. Dre tomfoolery. Prepare the geese

Ah, enough of this Dr. Dre tomfoolery. Prepare the geese
What for?

*looks suspicious*

ooohhh, something interesting...

What for?

*looks suspicious*

For launching, of course. I will need your catapault for a second

lmao......God......youre lovely.


(MSN does not like me....)
reinstall it. there's 7.0 now. don't be fooled by when it sas BETA, it's fully functional. and mine is working fine at the moment.

someone got a hold of the ghetto potion i think....

So Daz, step up on the ass
And give these motherfuckers a blast from the past

So Daz, step up on the ass
And give these motherfuckers a blast from the past
*pulls out pistol, shoots TC in the face*

Bang bang *cocks* Bang bang. Now sod off with the lyrics, please. Or I'll start posting random metal lyrics, and you do NOT want that.

For launching, of course. I will need your catapault for a secondMine is...out of operation. Peasants are a lot heavier than they look...

Ask Peech. I'm sure she has one. Or CG. She has all sorts of toys ;)

straight outta the fuckin dungeons of rap where fake niggas don't make it back

*pulls out pistol, shoots TC in the face*

Bang bang *cocks* Bang bang. Now sod off with the lyrics, please. Or I'll start posting random metal lyrics, and you do NOT want that.

Mine is...out of operation. Peasants are a lot heavier than they look...

Ask Peech. I'm sure she has one. Or CG. She has all sorts of toys ;)

don't you know it. you've almost tried them all. except the parallel bars...

straight outta the fuckin dungeons of rap where fake niggas don't make it back
Alright, who let him in the dungeons? There's all sorts of things he could do down there....

don't you know it. you've almost tried them all. except the parallel bars...
Which I definitely did not keep in my room when you had to throw them out.

On another note, would you like to come see my stamp collection in my room? I keep all the rows very parallel ;)

Somebody..... I need a catapault. Come on, do it for your old friend DHomme. You remember me, don't you?

Somebody..... I need a catapault. Come on, do it for your old friend DHomme. You remember me, don't you?

no prayers? oh alright. have a ball
*three catapults appear*

no prayers? oh alright. have a ball
*three catapults appear*
Score.

*paints bullseyes on nearby cows*

I think we cursed the castle with the breakdancing yesterday.......I will start quoting Country music lyrics if youre not careful

*wicked grin* been there, done that. i only visit mtl now. when i need a workout.

Call me Jim.

(Gym = Jim...get it? Nevermind)

I think we cursed the castle with the breakdancing yesterday.......I will start quoting Country music lyrics if youre not careful

*long, deep and very sensuous French-Kiss*
i thought about washing your mouth with soap, then had another idea...

Call me Jim.

(Gym = Jim...get it? Nevermind)

*eyes empty of all intelligence*

what?

*sneaks up and gooses chocolate* So what'd you come up with?

*long, deep and very sensuous French-Kiss*
i thought about washing your mouth with soap, then had another idea...
*voyeur...s*

*sneaks up and gooses chocolate* So what'd you come up with?

about...?

about...?
*gestures* whatever you were working on over there

*kicks stone*...... *at peech*

*gestures* whatever you were working on over there

*evil laugh* maybe...

*evil laugh* maybe...

I love that laugh. *picks up stone and chucks it at dhomme's head*

I love that laugh. *picks up stone and chucks it at dhomme's head*
*bleeds profusely*

*bleeds profusely*
I could help you with that...*holds up finger with a malicious grin*

I could help you with that...*holds up finger with a malicious grin*

I can help MORE.

*holds up golf club*

OOC: *pounds back two mini-twix* MMMMMM!!! *licks fingers*

OOC: *pounds back two mini-twix* MMMMMM!!! *licks fingers*

Tribes and LP?

Tribes and LP?
OK, usually I think you're just gross, but that was funny.


And, no.

I can help MORE.

*holds up golf club*

Oh thanks. *eats golf club*

Oh thanks. *eats golf club*
*chokes on laughter* Perhaps you should go do a little back-reading before swallowing, there, buddy. :D

OOC: *pounds back two mini-twix* MMMMMM!!! *licks fingers*

i wanted to do the licking...

i wanted to do the licking...
*holds out finger* Don't be gentle.

*chokes on laughter* Perhaps you should go do a little back-reading before swallowing, there, buddy. :D

LOL... aaawwww, did you have to spoil the surprise?

*long, deep and very sensuous French-Kiss*
i thought about washing your mouth with soap, then had another idea...


*melts into goddess mouth , working in motion like a well oiled machine......pulling her close.....breast touching breast...then pulling away quickly -never breaking the lustfull, lingering look into her eyes*


wash my mouth out with soap will ya? ;)

*holds out finger* Don't be gentle.

*starts licking the tip, and then nibble and licking and then BITES to draw blood*
Was it good for you?

*melts into goddess mouth , working in motion like a well oiled machine......pulling her close.....breast touching breast...then pulling away quickly -never breaking the lustfull, lingering look into her eyes*


wash my mouth out with soap will ya? ;)

you know i'm addicted, right? if i don't get that at least one a day... *cold shower*

*starts licking the tip, and then nibble and licking and then BITES to draw blood*
Was it good for you?

*looks down* It's getting there.

*melts into goddess mouth , working in motion like a well oiled machine......pulling her close.....breast touching breast...then pulling away quickly -never breaking the lustfull, lingering look into her eyes*


*remembers why he hangs out here*

Peechy, that was exquisitely HOT. Many, many thanks...

*grabs wood, gets ready to tee off*

*melts into goddess mouth , working in motion like a well oiled machine......pulling her close.....breast touching breast...then pulling away quickly -never breaking the lustfull, lingering look into her eyes*


wash my mouth out with soap will ya? ;)


OOC: *looks around to see if anyone's looking*
*makes friends with desk leg*

*licks peeches saliva off Goddess's chin* mmm, chocolate covered peech.

*licks peeches saliva off Goddess's chin* mmm, chocolate covered peech.

*licks the side of his face*
Peeches taught me that... now, what chaos and sin can we do next?

*licks the side of his face*
Peeches taught me that... now, what chaos and sin can we do next?
*turns to snatch a glance at peeches with new found...."respect" (sure, that's the word I want) *

*turns back to Goddess and bites her lip* You never answered me about my zombies *points to lone zombie standing a few yards away*

*turns to snatch a glance at peeches with new found...."respect" (sure, that's the word I want) *

*turns back to Goddess and bites her lip* You never answered me about my zombies *points to lone zombie standing a few yards away*

ooohhh, a take-charge kind of man... err.. that zombie isn't mine

ooohhh, a take-charge kind of man... err.. that zombie isn't mine
Of course it's not, don't be silly *waves hand and zombie falls down*

OOC: You have delayed too long. Now I gotta go eat. Take care. *gives her a twix-stained kiss*

*smacks Goddess on derriere and walks out* Later, My Goddess.

ok time for Peech to go

*french kisses everyone bye.....and touches self while doing so*


i was touching my elbow...honest

OOC: You have delayed too long. Now I gotta go eat. Take care. *gives her a twix-stained kiss*

*smacks Goddess on derriere and walks out* Later, My Goddess.

ooc later tonight kiddies... is anybody there? *stalks away*

ok time for Peech to go

*french kisses everyone bye.....and touches self while doing so*


i was touching my elbow...honest

*changes his name to L.Bow*

ok time for Peech to go

*french kisses everyone bye.....and touches self while doing so*


i was touching my elbow...honest

no that was my elbow

To Gawdly
EDIT LOL okay, yours was better and quicker than mine

OOC: OK! That's crap! I missed the peech kiss/self love?

OOC: OK! That's crap! I missed the peech kiss/self love?

ooc oh? thought you'd left... :fluffle: :p :fluffle: later. for real this time.

*just for fun, severely fluffalizes a pile of tomatoes and then organizes them into a screaming cloud that he then sends off towards TCG*

Oh, almost forgot... *declares sinning holy*

*just for fun, severely fluffalizes a pile of tomatoes and then organizes them into a screaming cloud that he then sends off towards TCG*

Oh, almost forgot... *declares sinning holy*

*chuckles from her hiding place*
Now THAT is sinful... in such a wonderful way...

Hey peech! What'd I miss this time?

Hey peech! What'd I miss this time?

Same old evilness darlin'......a little torture, a little cannibalism, a little soft core porn.....the usual. ;)

Same old evilness darlin'......a little torture, a little cannibalism, a little soft core porn.....the usual. ;)
Soft to some people, but it sure felt hard to me

Soft to some people, but it sure felt hard to me

I also think it is...erm was hard.

i'm quoting songs everywhere now. bite me.

Like a flower waiting to bloom
Like a lightbulb in a dark room
I'm just sitting here waiting ffor you to come on home
And turn me on

I also think it is...erm was hard.
Maybe hard on you :D :D :D :D :D :D







By the way. I'm PUI right now

i'm quoting songs everywhere now. bite me.

Like a flower waiting to bloom
Like a lightbulb in a dark room
I'm just sitting here waiting ffor you to come on home
And turn me on

*bites CG's earlobe*

*bites CG's earlobe*

*bites back... nasty and slow...*

Same old evilness darlin'......a little torture, a little cannibalism, a little soft core porn.....the usual. ;)
:(

I hate missing all the fun!

*literally cries out a river, partially flooding the place*

*bites back... nasty and slow...*
Watch the earring darling, or I'll steal one back

:(

I hate missing all the fun!

*literally cries out a river, partially flooding the place*

You have to get on a different schedule sweetie....when are you on spring break? We miss you!

Watch the earring darling, or I'll steal one back

You take your pick there LP... anywhere you like...

You take your pick there LP... anywhere you like...


*imagines potential piercings Goddess might have*

siiigh

*imagines potential piercings Goddess might have*

siiigh

*slow wink*

You take your pick there LP... anywhere you like...
*raises ayebrow*

Anywhere? You've got..... other piercings?

You have to get on a different schedule sweetie....when are you on spring break? We miss you!
I have no spring break--I'm not in college ;)

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

...

Can I fondle you while I fluffle you? :D :D :D :D

I have no spring break--I'm not in college ;)

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

...

Can I fondle you while I fluffle you? :D :D :D :D


lol.....I think its a rule that you have to in here

*raises ayebrow*

Anywhere? You've got..... other piercings?

frisk me

frisk me
*feels CG up*

Not there...... no.......... alas....... Not sure if this is one

*pinches*

lol.....I think its a rule that you have to in here
:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

*uber-fondles Peech's boobies while fluffling* :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

*uber-fondles Peech's boobies while fluffling* :D

well you wont find any other piercings aside from my ears...but you might run into a weapon or two...hidden.....away..some.......where.

*feels CG up*

Not there...... no.......... alas....... Not sure if this is one

*pinches*

that was very nice... but no. i'm sure you'll find it... feel down...

well you wont find any other piercings aside from my ears...but you might run into a weapon or two...hidden.....away..some.......where.
*Stops*

*backs away in fear*

well Goddess....we may as well have a snack while we're getting frisked and fondled......*hands CG some kind of cooked flesh*

*Stops*

*backs away in fear*

drat....I always end up scaring them away. Is it the sharp steel blades maybe?

that was very nice... but no. i'm sure you'll find it... feel down...
Really?

*pinches again*

It's hard..... but if you say so.

*feels down*

It's just getting softer down here....... and ....... damp. That's no good for piercing. Should I skip those bits?

drat....I always end up scaring them away. Is it the sharp steel blades maybe?
Yep. It's the blades. But that can be fixed...

*teleports peech's blades away*

*goes back to fluffling and fondling*

:D

Really?

*pinches again*

It's hard..... but if you say so.

*feels down*

It's just getting softer down here....... and ....... damp. That's no good for piercing. Should I skip those bits?

*evil laugh*

*evil laugh*
What the heck. I have nothing better to do.

*feels around*

Nothing.... Maybe in here......

well Goddess....we may as well have a snack while we're getting frisked and fondled......*hands CG some kind of cooked flesh*

Ah... a woman who understands the need for sustenance. Thanks!
*passes some wine to Peech*

*flexes pecs*

Don't mind me, I'll stand by the gate and welcome newcomers...

*flexes buttocks*

Peech.... You're all alone :(

Peech.... You're all alone :(


well you should fix that daddio.... ;)

well you should fix that daddio.... ;)
Can I do that instead? :D

I'm also alone... :(

well you should fix that daddio.... ;)
*looks from Gawdly to Peech to CG and down*




*pulls Peech close*

Will you help with my easter hunt?

*looks from Gawdly to Peech to CG and down*




*pulls Peech close*

Will you help with my easter hunt?


uh huh....I hope I find the Golden Egg! (check your tg's)

*puts on Bunny costume*

*with a maniacal grin, DIF snatches Peechland, takes off her bunny costume and throws her into a huge pile of fluff, and then jumps into it as well, and then follows quite a bit of fluffling, furiously performed by DIF, while Peechland... (currently unspecified)*

*flexes pecs*

Don't mind me, I'll stand by the gate and welcome newcomers...

*flexes buttocks*

Hehehe...I said "newcomers".

*flexes everything flexible*

Hehehe...I said "newcomers".

*flexes everything flexible*


lol...i love Gawdlys puns

lol...i love Gawdlys puns

*flexes eyebrow*

So...now we're calling it "puns"? What happened to golf clubs?

*flexes hair*

lol...i love Gawdlys puns
ditto...

@ Gawdly
I really should make a special trip in your neck of the woods... JIM

*notices that peech hasn't noticed that he's fluffling her*

*walks away dejectedly* :(

*notices that peech hasn't noticed that he's fluffling her*

*walks away dejectedly* :(
Let me give you some advice....... Make it a special one. And keep improvising.

ditto...

@ Gawdly
I really should make a special trip in your neck of the woods... JIM

Don't tease the hired help, CG.

BUT...

The Jim is always open for you, darlin'...just get ready to get sweaty and give me ONE MORE REP!

Don't tease the hired help, CG.

BUT...

The Jim is always open for you, darlin'...just get ready to get sweaty and give me ONE MORE REP!

teasing? moi? how little people know me... i never tease about important stuff

I think I have steam coming out of my ears....and not in a good way. grrrrrrrrrrr

I think I have steam coming out of my ears....and not in a good way. grrrrrrrrrrr

the love thread?

teasing? moi? how little people know me...
Round here it's called rape.....


*falls over exhausted*
Night :fluffle:

*shivers*
Will someone tuck little me in

*puts on Bunny costume*

<watching from a discrete distance>

*faints*

Round here it's called rape.....


*falls over exhausted*
Night :fluffle:

*shivers*
Will someone tuck little me in

how do you like to be tucked in LP? on all sides, very tightly?

how do you like to be tucked in LP? on all sides, very tightly?
Just do it properly. Especially at the front.....



<.<
>.>
<.<





And the back too

I think I have steam coming out of my ears....and not in a good way. grrrrrrrrrrr*stops fluffling for a while at looks at Peechlands ears* This shouldn't be too hard to fix... *plugs Peechlands ears with fluff and resumes the fluffling*

<watching from a discrete distance>

*faints*

LOL....

Let me give you some advice....... Make it a special one. And keep improvising.
Like how?

Like how?
Like..... YOU IMPROVISE! :rolleyes:

Just do it properly. Especially at the front.....


And the back too

i aim to please

I think I have steam coming out of my ears....and not in a good way. grrrrrrrrrrr

Pick your battles.

Fight with your mind, not with your heart.

Learn to live to fight another day.

*huggles and snuggles her*

Now...go get 'em, tiger!

LOL....

Purely in the interests of science (of course)... would that be a 'cute fluffy bunny' costume, or a 'playboy bunny' costume?

Like..... YOU IMPROVISE! :rolleyes:
*starts uber-fluffling Peech--stark naked*

:D

i aim to please
Nice..... Now you made me unable to roll over in bed :rolleyes:



Night all :fluffle:

Nice..... Now you made me unable to roll over in bed :rolleyes:



Night all :fluffle:

maybe. but now i have you exactly like... how i want you... *naughty laugh*

Nighty night

*huggles and snuggles her*You are intefering with the fluffling! Be careful not to let any of the fluff in Peechland's ears out! I would recommend waiting until I'm done fluffling her.

Be careful not to let any of the fluff in Peechland's ears out! I would recommend waiting until I'm done fluffling Peechland.
*doesn't realize until now that someone else is already fluffling peech*

*to himself*
I prefer to have a woman all to myself.... :D

see you guys tomorrow.

see you guys tomorrow.

:fluffle: night Peeches. sweet dreams.

*doesn't realize until now that someone else is already fluffling peech*

*to himself*
I prefer to have a woman all to myself.... :D
Three people have been fluffling Peechland at once? And all have done it in my pile of fluff? This is fluffalicious, for fluff's sake! This explains all that steam coming out of Peech's ears before they were plugged with fluff...

see you guys tomorrow.
Aww... :(

Later, peech :)

see you guys tomorrow.
*exhausted from all the fluffling, DIF falls down into his pile of fluff*
Good night. I'm leaving now too, since I'm beginning to get too tired to be able to think clearly.

*exhausted from all the fluffling, DIF falls down into his pile of fluff*
Good night. I'm leaving now too, since I'm beginning to get too tired to be able to think clearly.

Night. have a chocolate.

sadly ever since before spring break i have been neglecting my NS duties :(

sad. look at all the fun you've missed.

When do I get on the list, I even sent Peechy a TG an everything :(

When do I get on the list, I even sent Peechy a TG an everything :(
i am working on it tonight. in a bout an hour. thanks for your patience :)

i am working on it tonight. in a bout an hour. thanks for your patience :)
wanna get online while ya do? :D

To the defence ! The infedels are atempting to gain more royalty
EVIL! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408947)

*eats chocolate*

Now, which thread am I supposed to post in? :confused: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408963

*eats chocolate*

Now, which thread am I supposed to post in? :confused: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408963
I have no idea...

*pokes Divine Imaginary Fluff*

*runs off giggling like a little girl*

:confused:

Oh well...

*Lifts the grill and feeds the slaves*

You guys had better be grateful!

*pokes Divine Imaginary Fluff*

*runs off giggling like a little girl**declares HR slightly holy and then sends off a cloud of screaming carrots to poke back with*

*laughs insanely and goes back to his pile of fluff*

*Aw!*

Hey, what's this?

*Ouch!*

My Devil, it seems like... a cloud of screaming carrots ???

You, sir, are even more insane then me, I congratulate thee.

...

Hey, out of my holy zone, carrot!

*The sound of drums beating draws you inside the castle walls. When you get there your eyes are immediately drawn to a blazing fire pit in the middle. There are a dozen naked women dancing around it. Their bodies gyrating and grinding, sweat dripping off of them. Most of them look exhausted, the fear evident in their eyes. Then you see the reason why. Sitting on a throne to the other side of the fire is Frederick. His eyes glisten as he watches, waiting to decide the fate of these ladies; of who will go to the fire. And who will go to his bedroom. Each time the fire blazes up, the women scream and move faster. Around and around the pit.

*shouts out*: "MAKE THEM DO THE CASTLE LAUNDRY!"

*eats carrot*

*shouts out*: "MAKE THEM DO THE CASTLE LAUNDRY!"

PEECHES
*tackle hugs*

*shouts out*: "MAKE THEM DO THE CASTLE LAUNDRY!"
*grins* None of em dance bad enough to wash Gawdly's sheets.

*eats carrot*

*while running to tackle hug Peech, steals the carrot, takes a bit and throws it back at LP*

*grins* None of em dance bad enough to wash Gawdly's sheets.

You mean he actually uses a bed?

*gestures at fire* You two ladies wanna try your luck?

PEECHES
*tackle hugs*


oompff! *falls to the ground and lands on top of Goddess*

I'm happy to see you too.....*one slow lick from CGs lips, down to her navel*

I'm looking for new ways to say hello

You mean he actually uses a bed?
Well not for sleeping

*eats the chocolate dipped carrot*

oompff! *falls to the ground and lands on top of Goddess*

I'm happy to see you too.....*one slow lick from CGs lips, down to her navel*

I'm looking for new ways to say hello

Your creativity is awe inspiring

*gestures at fire* You two ladies wanna try your luck?

You couldn't stand it for long if I tried.

*a girl stumbles next to the throne*
*kicks her screaming into the fire*

You couldn't stand it for long if I tried.
*Smirks* I know. But there's room for one more. Two if you sqeeze tight.

WELL DAMN IT ALL!~!!! :mad: There isn't one title or duty or anything decent left for me!!! *cries 'cause I was always BDSM Queen along w/my slave Master Sadisto* :(

What now Peeches!? *whips Master S. to take out my frustration*... :confused:

*Smirks* I know. But there's room for one more. Two if you sqeeze tight.

*changes her clothes to more fitting costume: tight fitting low cut silk gown, slit on both sides up to her hips, with small bells on her ankles. winks and starts dancing*

ooc more descriptive later. work

*violently rapes MSN* :mad: :mad: :mad: :headbang: :headbang:

Anyway. I'm off to get drunk. Maybe till later. Maybe not......... Let's see what happens

WELL DAMN IT ALL!~!!! :mad: There isn't one title or duty or anything decent left for me!!! *cries 'cause I was always BDSM Queen along w/my slave Master Sadisto* :(

What now Peeches!? *whips Master S. to take out my frustration*... :confused:


how bout Hype- Queen of pleasurable punishments? She inflicts pain and pleasure on anyone who crosses her path. Her slave, Master Sadisto is at her beck and call and can devour a human with one bite.

?

*changes her clothes to more fitting costume: tight fitting low cut silk gown, slit on both sides up to her hips, with small bells on her ankles. winks and starts dancing*

ooc more descriptive later. work

*raises an eyebrow* I suppose I can make an exception for a goddess. Don't want you combusting though. *grabs big bucket of water and douses her*

*watches water drip down her cleavage* Much better.

WELL DAMN IT ALL!~!!! :mad: There isn't one title or duty or anything decent left for me!!! *cries 'cause I was always BDSM Queen along w/my slave Master Sadisto* :(

What now Peeches!? *whips Master S. to take out my frustration*... :confused:

Thanks. You reminded me of something.

Goddess, I was thinking of you last night. I was doing a crossword and it was a 6 letter word for "pain specialist"

*raises an eyebrow* I suppose I can make an exception for a goddess. Don't want you combusting though. *grabs big bucket of water and douses her*

*watches water drip down her cleavage* Much better.

*evil glint in her eye*
You'll pay for that.
*Suklaa suddenly finds himself hanging over the fire, tied in red leather straps, the dancing ladies all snarling to get a piece of him*

*violently rapes MSN* :mad: :mad: :mad: :headbang: :headbang:

Anyway. I'm off to get drunk. Maybe till later. Maybe not......... Let's see what happens


:(

*kills MSN for being naughty*

*evil glint in her eye*
You'll pay for that.
*Suklaa suddenly finds himself hanging over the fire, tied in red leather straps, the dancing ladies all snarling to get a piece of him*

*laughs loudly* I was only trying to help. Now put me down and get dancing. *Attempts to contain laughter*

how bout Hype- Queen of pleasurable punishments? She inflicts pain and pleasure on anyone who crosses her path. Her slave, Master Sadisto is at her beck and call and can devour a human with one bite.

?


Works for me!!!! How about pain AND/OR pleasure, depending on her mood... :D

And who was making that whipping icon again???

Thanks. You reminded me of something.

Goddess, I was thinking of you last night. I was doing a crossword and it was a 6 letter word for "pain specialist"

*eyes fluttering, watching the fire lick his moist skin*
would that be... sadist?

*eyes fluttering, watching the fire lick his moist skin*
would that be... sadist?
*gasps* Looks, brains, and personality. I think I'm in lust.

You're gonna piss me off if you mess up my tan.

ooc damned lag.... stupid connection...

@ Suklaa
I think you have the best seat in the house...
*she starts dancing very slowly, her hips swaying, lifting her arms and caressing her neck, her hair and her body... always looking you straight in the eyes*

*flicks finger and a couple more girls fall into the fire*
*sparks fly up and singe his skin*

*watches Goddess, licking lips*

*flicks finger and a couple more girls fall into the fire*
*sparks fly up and singe his skin*

*watches Goddess, licking lips*

*the rythme slightly accelerates, ans she twirls, sensuous and deliberate, girating, pushing one girl in the fire, then another, going around the blaze, calling glasses of amber liquid and pouring it on her lithe limbs, graceful and dangerous*

*the rythme slightly accelerates, ans she twirls, sensuous and deliberate, girating, pushing one girl in the fire, then another, going around the blaze, calling glasses of amber liquid and pouring it on her lithe limbs, graceful and dangerous*

*sucks air in through his teeth as flames lick his skin*

*blisters are starting to form, but don't even notice*

*his "native" outfit starts to turn red at the edges as it heats up*

*shouts at the remaining three girls to clear from the pit*

*pleads* Let me save a couple for later, my sadistic Goddess.

*lowers the fire to a dull glow to enjoy the rest of the show*

*sucks air in through his teeth as flames lick his skin*

*blisters are starting to form, but don't even notice*

*his "native" outfit starts to turn red at the edges as it heats up*

*at a flick of the wrist, Suklaa is hoisted a foot higher to relieve him of some inconsequential pain... the rythme has accelerated again and CG is abandoning herself to the drums, twisting and caressing and pushing the rest of the girls in the fire, faster and faster..*

*shouts at the remaining three girls to clear from the pit*

*pleads* Let me save a couple for later, my sadistic Goddess.

*lowers the fire to a dull glow to enjoy the rest of the show*

Sorry my pet, this is my show.
*the girls try to leave, but they are pushed in the pit, creating a large fireball and the music stops. CG is standing there, a wicked glow in her eyes*

*evil glint in her eye*
You'll pay for that.
*Suklaa suddenly finds himself hanging over the fire, tied in red leather straps, the dancing ladies all snarling to get a piece of him*

See THIS is the kind of party I want to be part of!!! If you intend to throw him in the fire, I'd like to play w/him first, pehaps Master S. could play w/him too... If you're not going to kill him... We might want to play w/him anyway, but since this is your party CG, it's up to you.

Umm... I don't know if I can describe online my encounters w/anyone?! :confused: Guess we keep it light... :D My version of... ;)

BTW, who is MSN? And, Master S. will violently rape any bad boy I tell him to... ;)

*sings theme song* "Beat me whip me chain me to the wall! I wanna be a slave to you all!" * Runs down to private hidden dungeon under all the other dungeons, looking thru all the cool leather I can wear on a daily basis now, excited by all the new vict.. friends I have to play with! Chooses classic black leather bustier and corset, strategically placed metal and spikes, 7" thigh high boots, clasps belt with lightweight essentials and katana, drags Master S. on leash behind me pulling covered wagon full of "things", and looks for the fire*

Thanks Peeches!~ :fluffle:

*at a flick of the wrist, Suklaa is hoisted a foot higher to relieve him of some inconsequential pain... the rythme has accelerated again and CG is abandoning herself to the drums, twisting and caressing and pushing the rest of the girls in the fire, faster and faster..*

Sure you're not a Mambo Priestess???

See THIS is the kind of party I want to be part of!!! If you intend to throw him in the fire, I'd like to play w/him first, pehaps Master S. could play w/him too... If you're not going to kill him... We might want to play w/him anyway, but since this is your party CG, it's up to you.

Umm... I don't know if I can describe online my encounters w/anyone?! :confused: Guess we keep it light... :D My version of... ;)

BTW, who is MSN? And, Master S. will violently rape any bad boy I tell him to... ;)

*sings theme song* "Beat me whip me chain me to the wall! I wanna be a slave to you all!" * Runs down to private hidden dungeon under all the other dungeons, looking thru all the cool leather I can wear on a daily basis now, excited by all the new vict.. friends I have to play with! Chooses classic black leather bustier and corset, strategically placed metal and spikes, 7" thigh high boots, clasps belt with lightweight essentials and katana, drags Master S. on leash behind me pulling covered wagon full of "things", and looks for the fire*

Thanks Peeches!~ :fluffle:

*with a wave of the hand, Suklaa is released and falls at her feet, evil grin at Hype*
I can share, my dear Hype
*she puts her bare foot on his torso to keep him there*

Sure you're not a Mambo Priestess???

*sly wink*
I'm a woman of many talents...

*with a wave of the hand, Suklaa is released and falls at her feet, evil grin at Hype*
I can share, my dear Hype
*she puts her bare foot on his torso to keep him there*

*looks up and watches Goddess's chest heave as her sweat falls on him*

*winces as her foot digs into his singed flesh*

OOC: Lunch time. :headbang: And me with my heart rate up and right where I want to be. We're going to have to do a chat room or something. This is too slow!!! :headbang:

I KNEW Hype would fit right in........ ;)

MSN -the hotmail chat program thingy..it keeps kicking people off and its pissing us off. BAH! Yahoo and AIM are better!

I KNEW Hype would fit right in........ ;)

MSN -the hotmail chat program thingy..it keeps kicking people off and its pissing us off. BAH! Yahoo and AIM are better!

I only use AIM... All I've ever used even though I have a Yahoo one... but I don't even remember what my name is... lmao!

I got knocked off here too, but I don't use MSN.

I thought MSN was a person, so I was going to hand him over to Master S. ;)

*winces as her foot digs into his singed flesh*

OOC: Lunch time. :headbang: And me with my heart rate up and right where I want to be. We're going to have to do a chat room or something. This is too slow!!! :headbang:

Figures... he doesn't wanna play with me... :(

*winces as her foot digs into his singed flesh*

OOC: Lunch time. :headbang: And me with my heart rate up and right where I want to be. We're going to have to do a chat room or something. This is too slow!!! :headbang:

ooc *sweet innocent smile* m'k bye bye now *waves*

Figures... he doesn't wanna play with me... :(

He's addicted. don't worry, he'll be back

Hey! I can do the dance thing too, ya know... It's not ALL about classic BDSM!!! It's lovely to wear something long and flowing and innocent looking, and bring an unexpected vic back and play! ;) heheheheh! I can do gothic, I can do it all... I can be any fantasy! However, I am the one usually choosing that fantasy... unless I particularly take a liking to someone and let them be the top... ;)

ooc. Back in college I won several dance contests... NOT EXOTIC mind you, but decided by a crowd of several hundred college students! OK, that was bragging, but I can dance ANY WAY POSSIBLE, mostly... not ballet, aight...?

In Character: So Sukla shouldn't count me out either! :cool:

He's addicted. don't worry, he'll be back

Yeah... to YOU! It sure seems! :p Or perhaps he doesn't want me to have Master S. fu... I mean "play" with him. Gee, I wonder why some guys are averse to that?! :p

I have to admit... Many times, I prefer no sexual teasing... My occasional agenda: To show the vanillas that there can be pleasure FROM pain and submission! :fluffle:

However, on days like this, I just have PMS and wanna wail on someone! :D

.... oh... I forgot.... : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Yeah... to YOU! It sure seems! :p Or perhaps he doesn't want me to have Master S. fu... I mean "play" with him. Gee, I wonder why some guys are averse to that?! :p

I have to admit... Many times, I prefer no sexual teasing... My occasional agenda: To show the vanillas that there can be pleasure FROM pain and submission! :fluffle:

However, on days like this, I just have PMS and wanna wail on someone! :D

.... oh... I forgot.... : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

*a dozen peasants appear*
Hey, I know it isn't much and they're not as fun, but there all yours anyway.

*she looks at speculatively*
I thought Peeches was the only woman in my heart, but you come in a close second. The nasty things we could do together... *eyes are dreamy*
As for Suklaa, i'll warm up to you. He warmed up to Peeches. It's just that P and I divided the prey: I have Gawdly, Suklaa and Planners - she gets LP, Tribes (although he's a slut) and... well anyway, the point is we share.

*French-kiss to Hype, very long and sensual and deep*

:eek: Goddess! I leave you alone 2 minutes and youre letting other women into your heart...... :(


thats ok- we can all 3 share ...you me and Hype....we can be all kinds of "affectionate" to each other.


oh Hades is mine too....but hes been gone for a while.....hope he didnt fall off of his Dan Taylor and get eaten by a shark :eek:


we share everything here Hype.....*hands Hype a hot male peasant she had hid under the bed*

:eek: Goddess! I leave you alone 2 minutes and youre letting other women into your heart...... :(


thats ok- we can all 3 share ...you me and Hype....we can be all kinds of "affectionate" to each other.


oh Hades is mine too....but hes been gone for a while.....hope he didnt fall off of his Dan Taylor and get eaten by a shark :eek:


we share everything here Hype.....*hands Hype a hot male peasant she had hid under the bed*

Goddess of Self-gratification and sin... what can I say?
I meant to put Hades in there... *trying to forget the hot night and movie*

There after me its true...I knew it all along.
<.< >.>

*crawls from underneath the electric chair, wearing a only a diaper and blowing on a bubble pipe*

I am Rick James Bitch!

*bubble....bubble*