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Whatever your into, you'll find it here at Paradise Club! Please enjoy your stay!

*Teleports in*

*Walks in the door*

Greetings, all!

*goes to his table and sets the planet on it*

OOC EDIT: w00t! I'm first! yay! :D

Puts on his shirt, jacket, and gloves and heads downstairs.

hey... Gene was it?

how's things...

*begins cleaning the bar... *

hey... Gene was it?

how's things...
OOC: whoops. sorry for the long wait.

IC: Yeah. Eugene, or Gene, doesn't matter.

Things are goin fine so far.

No probs...

what's with the ball?

No probs...

what's with the ball?
That's my actual planet.

a... planet.... okay...

do you mind?

*examines planet*

Y'a know... most people stick to terraiums... any life on it?

a... planet.... okay...

do you mind?

*examines planet*

Y'a know... most people stick to terraiums... any life on it?
OOC: Just so you know, the planet, and it's moon, are encased in a glass see-thru (obviously) box, to protect it.

IC: Yeah, it's got life, which is plainly visible by the green continents.

OOC: Just so you know, the planet, and it's moon, are encased in a glass see-thru (obviously) box, to protect it.

IC: Yeah, it's got life, which is plainly visible by the green continents.Hmmmm.... nice...

Hmmmm.... nice...
Thanks :)

*wanders downstairs day dreaming*

*walks in through the door, smiling and whistling*
Heya Tinks, how are you on this wonderful morning?

*shrugs and turns away, heads out to the tennis courts*

:eek: a new one

*sits down at the bar*

*Also sits down at bar*

Damn, I'm up early.

*Yawns*

*walks back in with a smile and sits down by the fireside*

*goes and sits with Jon* hey, you look very happy today

*goes and sits with Jon* hey, you look very happy today
*puts his book down and looks at Tinks*
Yeah, I thought you would prefer happy to sad!
*smiles and puts an arm around her*

*puts his book down and looks at Tinks*
Yeah, I thought you would prefer happy to sad!
*smiles and puts an arm around her*
*smiles* of course I prefer you happy! any particular reason for the change of mood?

*smiles* of course I prefer you happy! any particular reason for the change of mood?
Of course there's a reason, there usually is!

Of course there's a reason, there usually is!
are you going to tell me what it is?

are you going to tell me what it is?
Are you going to ask me what it is?:p

Are you going to ask me what it is?:p
no


*stands up and goes back to the bar*

no
*stands up and goes back to the bar*
Hm, fair enough.
*gets book out again and starts reading*

*gets herself a drink and wanders outside to the beach*

*gets herself a drink and wanders outside to the beach*
*puts his book down and follows her. Sits down beside her*
Is this seat taken?

*puts his book down and follows her. Sits down beside her*
Is this seat taken?
well i guess it is now

well i guess it is now
Hey, if you want me to go, just say so!

Hey, if you want me to go, just say so!
well that depends on whether you're gonna share what put a smile on your face so maybe some other people can give it a try or if you're gonna start winding me up

well that depends on whether you're gonna share what put a smile on your face so maybe some other people can give it a try or if you're gonna start winding me up
I was just kidding you Tink, of course I'll tell you, but you have to swear to me that you will keep it a total secret, from absolutely everyone. Ok? No exceptions.

I was just kidding you Tink, of course I'll tell you, but you have to swear to me that you will keep it a total secret, from absolutely everyone. Ok? No exceptions.
sure

sure
I'm with Orchid....

:eek: a new one

Can't even read most the quote that was on here... I have never been to this forum and have no clue what it's about... LOVING the E Blackadder name! It happens to be my favorite sitcom! I'm sure this is off the subject... whatever it is... I don't navigate well around here... :rolleyes:

I'm with Orchid....
oh........congratulations..........

oh........congratulations..........
You don't sound overly happy for me....

You don't sound overly happy for me....
sorry, I'm happy that you're happy, just finding it hard to get overly happy for anyone getting into relationships at the moment

sorry, I'm happy that you're happy, just finding it hard to get overly happy for anyone getting into relationships at the moment
Yeah, thats why I wasn't sure whether or not to tell you.
*hugs her*
You'll find someone, and whoever it is will be a lucky guy.

Yeah, thats why I wasn't sure whether or not to tell you.
*hugs her*
You'll find someone, and whoever it is will be a lucky guy.
I already found him, i just have to be patient

I already found him, i just have to be patient
There you go then, does he know how you feel?

There you go then, does he know how you feel?
i think so, he knows to come to me first when he's ready to settle down and i can wait

i think so, he knows to come to me first when he's ready to settle down and i can wait
Good good, I'm sure he's a great guy. And he's also a very lucky guy.
*stares out at the waves*

Good good, I'm sure he's a great guy. And he's also a very lucky guy.
*stares out at the waves*
he is a great guy and i'm the lucky one, well i will be if something ever actually happens

he is a great guy and i'm the lucky one, well i will be if something ever actually happens
I'm sure it will, like you said, all you need is patience.

I'm sure it will, like you said, all you need is patience.
well i guess it worked for you

well i guess it worked for you
Yeah, but I don't recommend you use my methods. Really not a good idea.

Yeah, but I don't recommend you use my methods. Really not a good idea.
don't worry, there's nobody for me to steal him off

don't worry, there's nobody for me to steal him off
Ah thats good then. So whats he waiting for? If I were him, I'd ask you out ASAP!

Ah thats good then. So whats he waiting for? If I were him, I'd ask you out ASAP!
he likes being single and having fun

he likes being single and having fun
Dem.

Dem.
yes......

*Walks in and dissapears...literally*

yes......
Heh, good call;)
I haven't seen him around in ages though.... I sent him a message, guess he never turned up.

Heh, good call;)
I haven't seen him around in ages though.... I sent him a message, guess he never turned up.
he was in a couple of nights ago

he was in a couple of nights ago
Apparently he did get my message then, good.

*checks his watch*

*teleports out, with his planet and moon*

Apparently he did get my message then, good.
*sigh* yep

*sigh* yep
Cheer up Tinky, he'll be back. No guy can stay away from you for long.
*hugs her then heads off back to his camp*
Bye!

*sits down by bar*

*wanders in, this time hair streaked with blue instead of red. Looking around absently, she sits at the bar*

*wanders in, this time hair streaked with blue instead of red. Looking around absently, she sits at the bar*

hello, care for a drink :)

hello, care for a drink :)

*looks to him, blue eyes friendly*

Oh, hello there. :)

Sure, I guess I'd like some orange juice. Rather early, and it seems to fit, I suppose.

*looks to him, blue eyes friendly*

Oh, hello there. :)

Sure, I guess I'd like some orange juice. Rather early, and it seems to fit, I suppose.

very well :)
barman, a glass of orange juice for the lady and a scotch for me. pout it all on my tab.
so are you new to the bar?

*wanders back into the bar, gets herself a vodka and orange and sits down on a sofa*

very well :)
barman, a glass of orange juice for the lady and a scotch for me. pout it all on my tab.
so are you new to the bar?

*gives him a friendly smile, and a small nod*

Newish, I suppose. Name's Alexandria, but call me Xandi. Much easier to say. :)

And yourself?

*wanders in from the beach, sits in a chair*

*a frothy glass appears on the small table; she picks it up and sips*

*gives him a friendly smile, and a small nod*

Newish, I suppose. Name's Alexandria, but call me Xandi. Much easier to say. :)

And yourself?


well miss xandi i am collonel sir Tobias Efraim Bazzil Law Hogmmany Cecil Seigfreid Cota Tristan George Patton Mellber Hunsekker the 4th
(as in my sig)
but that is a little long so just call me whatever you like as long as it is not ed or otherwise insulting :D

*walks in quietly*

*walks in quietly*
hey

well miss xandi i am collonel sir Tobias Efraim Bazzil Law Hogmmany Cecil Seigfreid Cota Tristan George Patton Mellber Hunsekker the 4th
(as in my sig)
but that is a little long so just call me whatever you like as long as it is not ed or otherwise insulting :D

*ponders this for a moment, then grins*

I'll call you Baz, then. So, are you here often? *gestures to the bar*

*ponders this for a moment, then grins*

I'll call you Baz, then. So, are you here often? *gestures to the bar*

baz is a new one :D
yes i drop in ocasionaly with a freind of mine
*sips scotch*

hey
Hoy

baz is a new one :D
yes i drop in ocasionaly with a freind of mine
*sips scotch*

*takes a swig of orange juice*

I just kinda drop in, every once in a while. Who's the friend?

Hoywhat's up?

what's up?
Just on the prowl

*takes a swig of orange juice*

I just kinda drop in, every once in a while. Who's the friend?

just a degenerate i know ([NS]Flashheart) :D

Just on the prowl
for?

just a degenerate i know ([NS]Flashheart) :D

*grins widely*
A degenerate, eh? Sounds fun, Baz!

for?
A bit to eat, something to drink.

*grins widely*
A degenerate, eh? Sounds fun, Baz!

the man is a fool at the best of times...hes a womaniser and a pervert

A bit to eat, something to drink.
just help yourself, I'm too lazy and i have a headache so i can't be bothered serving you

the man is a fool at the best of times...hes a womaniser and a pervert

*shakes her head, tsking*

Well, womanizer...that's bad, and whatnot. Why'd you put up with him.

*shakes her head, tsking*

Well, womanizer...that's bad, and whatnot. Why'd you put up with him.

well we sort of just ended up together in india..and from then on he has just sort of hung around..comes to my house every now and then and gets the use of my cars and servants...thats it really..i will try to get him to meet you if you like :)

ooc:hes a pal from school :D

just help yourself, I'm too lazy and i have a headache so i can't be bothered serving you
Alrighty!

*runs into the kitchen*

well we sort of just ended up together in india..and from then on he has just sort of hung around..comes to my house every now and then and gets the use of my cars and servants...thats it really..i will try to get him to meet you if you like :)

ooc:hes a pal from school :D

*raises an eyebrow* Uses the servants, eh? But yes, I'd rather like to meet him. If nothing else, It'd be interesting to see what would happen.

*raises an eyebrow* Uses the servants, eh? But yes, I'd rather like to meet him. If nothing else, It'd be interesting to see what would happen.

well i am sure he will be in soon.
have you had a good look around the grounds?

*finishes off her drink and goes and gets another*

you are going to get drunk at that rate tink

you are going to get drunk at that rate tink
well that is the idea

well that is the idea

now why would you want to get drunk?

now why would you want to get drunk?
to forget

to forget

forget what?

everything

everything

i see....

*takes her drink back to the sofa*

well i am sure he will be in soon.
have you had a good look around the grounds?

*shakes her head*
Nah, I've mostly stuck around the bar.

OOC: Sorry that took so long, had AFK for a moment.

:D *shakes her head*
Nah, I've mostly stuck around the bar.

OOC: Sorry that took so long, had AFK for a moment.

ah so you may not have seen one of my stunning vehicles in the car park. :D
...ha..yes flashheart is a cad and a bounder and one day someone like jon will shoot him
ooc: AFK?

:D

ah so you may not have seen one of my stunning vehicles in the car park. :D
...ha..yes flashheart is a cad and a bounder and one day someone like jon will shoot him
ooc: AFK?

*laughs softly and shakes her head*
Never seen your stunning vehicles, sorry. I'm sure they're quite...stunning. :p

And who's Jon?

OOC: Away from Keyboad. ^^

*laughs softly and shakes her head*
Never seen your stunning vehicles, sorry. I'm sure they're quite...stunning. :p

And who's Jon?

OOC: Away from Keyboad. ^^

jon is a senior chap who hangs around this bar (sanctaphrax)

ooc:OK :D

jon is a senior chap who hangs around this bar (sanctaphrax)

ooc:OK :D

*nods* Ah, that works then. Who else ought I to know about?

*nods* Ah, that works then. Who else ought I to know about?

Tink( fairytinkarisen)
sage(techon)
orchid(wild orchid)
and of course stag (staggering drunks)
to name just a few i have met :)

Tink( fairytinkarisen)
sage(techon)
orchid(wild orchid)
and of course stag (staggering drunks)
to name just a few i have met :)

*nods at each name, storing them in the back of her brain*

Alright. I've only met one other, Gene. The godling with the planet who drinks chocolate milk.

*nods at each name, storing them in the back of her brain*

Alright. I've only met one other, Gene. The godling with the planet who drinks chocolate milk.

aah yes how could i forget. i bought him £10 worth of that stuff only a few nights ago

aah yes how could i forget. i bought him £10 worth of that stuff only a few nights ago

*laughs at that remark, eyes twinkling*

Yes, he does rather enjoy his chocolate milk.

*she finishes off the orange juice*

Thanks for the drink, by the way. Its been a while since I had some good OJ in the mornings. :)

*laughs at that remark, eyes twinkling*

Yes, he does rather enjoy his chocolate milk.

*she finishes off the orange juice*

Thanks for the drink, by the way. Its been a while since I had some good OJ in the mornings. :)

i always buy people drinks..i am lucky to have inherited the family fortune
:)
*laughs to himself*
yes it really does anoy my brother..so telll me about your self

i always buy people drinks..i am lucky to have inherited the family fortune
:)
*laughs to himself*
yes it really does anoy my brother..so telll me about your self

*smiles happily, now fiddling with the empty glass*

Oh, not much to tell. I'm a journalist, if that helps. And madly nosy. How about you?

*smiles happily, now fiddling with the empty glass*

Oh, not much to tell. I'm a journalist, if that helps. And madly nosy. How about you?

overly british eurotrash ex-army aristocracy. thats about it

so hows journalism?

*laughs at his answer, and shakes her head at his question*

Oh, well enough. Paper's rather small, of course, and likely no one reads it. But writing about things I've no business knowing is quite fun, at least for me.

*pauses and smiles at him*

So, what are you doing here? Looking for someone, or just hanging out?

*laughs at his answer, and shakes her head at his question*

Oh, well enough. Paper's rather small, of course, and likely no one reads it. But writing about things I've no business knowing is quite fun, at least for me.

*pauses and smiles at him*

So, what are you doing here? Looking for someone, or just hanging out?

i just "Hang" around here really, although..i mean its interesting...you know..i have to much time on my hands these days so i should be somewhare i can not get into trouble

i just "Hang" around here really, although..i mean its interesting...you know..i have to much time on my hands these days so i should be somewhare i can not get into trouble

ooc: There is a lot of trouble around this place. :p

ooc: There is a lot of trouble around this place. :p

ture....true

i just "Hang" around here really, although..i mean its interesting...you know..i have to much time on my hands these days so i should be somewhare i can not get into trouble

*nods slowly, smiling at him.*

Ah, not getting into trouble. Never was much good at that, myself.

*winks at him*

So this is what you do in your free time, eh? I could get used to this.

*nods slowly, smiling at him.*

Ah, not getting into trouble. Never was much good at that, myself.

*winks at him*

So this is what you do in your free time, eh? I could get used to this.

yes this is pretty much it.game of golf now and then, go on holiday,get threatend by foreign people who think that i had something to do with the loss of a priceless familly heirloom..story of my life...well after i retired

ooc:my 1000th post yay

ooc: pimp..is that it..1000 posts and.."pimp"..pathetic to say the least

yes this is pretty much it.game of golf now and then, go on holiday,get threatend by foreign people who think that i had something to do with the loss of a priceless familly heirloom..story of my life...well after i retired

ooc:my 1000th post yay

*looks wide-eyed at him*
Getting threatened, eh? How that sounds fun!

*looks wide-eyed at him*
Getting threatened, eh? How that sounds fun!

yes most of the time i use to get into trouble with some rather unscrupulouse charecters, think a british cross between indiana jones and raffles the gentleman thief..thats me in a way..although slightly more glamarouse

*walks out the kitchen*

My belly is full

yes most of the time i use to get into trouble with some rather unscrupulouse charecters, think a british cross between indiana jones and raffles the gentleman thief..thats me in a way..although slightly more glamarouse

*nods at this, grinning*

I was chased by mobsters, once, but that's the closest I get. Yours sounds far more fun, of course.

*nods at this, grinning*

I was chased by mobsters, once, but that's the closest I get. Yours sounds far more fun, of course.

i wouldnt say that you sound like you have lead a full life to be chased by members of the mafia, mobsters are always a problem.
why were you being chased?

*walks out the kitchen*

My belly is full
and no doubt my kitchen is empty :rolleyes:

*Jerry was recovering in the dark corners of the bar, energy significantly drained
but the pain inside his head is mercifully gone.......for now. His mood is tempermental, but it has improved since his last ordeal. He shows himself again by taking off his blanket and stuffing it back into his pouch, before silently making his way to the bar.*

i wouldnt say that you sound like you have lead a full life to be chased by members of the mafia, mobsters are always a problem.
why were you being chased?

*leans in, a manic grin on her face*

I got a story they didn't want published. Course, they threatened me with concrete booties and the like, but I published it anyway. We're still not on the best of terms.

...ha..yes flashheart is a cad and a bounder and one day someone like jon will shoot him
OOC: And Jon always reads back;)

Since when does Jon shoot people? He leaves them in a car, puts a brick on the accelerator and watches as they fall off a hill. *mutters about bad press*

IC:
*walks back in*
Hey all!

*leans in, a manic grin on her face*

I got a story they didn't want published. Course, they threatened me with concrete booties and the like, but I published it anyway. We're still not on the best of terms.

really! well i would not worry, generally these so-called organised crime syndacates have been run by "unworthy heirs to the throne" since the 50s apart from those japanese fellows...i have had a run in with them once or twice.

[QUOTE=Planners]*Jerry was recovering in the dark corners of the bar, energy significantly drained QUOTE]

you allright old chap?

Avast, ye scurvy dog! Come hither to the wailsworth, fort with!

OOC: And Jon always reads back;)

Since when does Jon shoot people? He leaves them in a car, puts a brick on the accelerator and watches as they fall off a hill. *mutters about bad press*

IC:
*walks back in*
Hey all!

either way they kick the bucket

OOC: And Jon always reads back;)

Since when does Jon shoot people? He leaves them in a car, puts a brick on the accelerator and watches as they fall off a hill. *mutters about bad press*

IC:
*walks back in*
Hey all!
hi

you allright old chap?

*smiles slightly irritated*

Ya, I am okay not the best though. I've could have done with a better sleep the last couple of days.

*tries to relieve a cramp his neck*

hi
Heya Tinks.
*kisses TInks on the cheek*
Just thought I'd drop by to get some more food, I'm running out.

really! well i would not worry, generally these so-called organised crime syndacates have been run by "unworthy heirs to the throne" since the 50s apart from those japanese fellows...i have had a run in with them once or twice.

[QUOTE=Planners]*Jerry was recovering in the dark corners of the bar, energy significantly drained QUOTE]

you allright old chap?

*wrinkles her nose and nods, giving a small sigh*
Oh, I'm not too worried. I'm not particularly difficult to find, of course, and I'm betting they could have done me in if they'd like. They haven't, though, so I figured they're not too worried.

*As the others walk in, she gives a small wave and a grin to each*

Heya Tinks.
*kisses TInks on the cheek*
Just thought I'd drop by to get some more food, I'm running out.
well it's nice to know i'm loved :rolleyes:

well it's nice to know i'm loved :rolleyes:
*sits next to Tinks and kisses her cheek*
You know I love you Tinks! No way you can deny it!

[QUOTE=E Blackadder]really! well i would not worry, generally these so-called organised crime syndacates have been run by "unworthy heirs to the throne" since the 50s apart from those japanese fellows...i have had a run in with them once or twice.



*wrinkles her nose and nods, giving a small sigh*
Oh, I'm not too worried. I'm not particularly difficult to find, of course, and I'm betting they could have done me in if they'd like. They haven't, though, so I figured they're not too worried.

*As the others walk in, she gives a small wave and a grin to each*


i suppose if they wanted to they would already have killed you, but you should not worry, i suppose you are relatively safe here.
so what was the story on?


*smiles slightly irritated*

Ya, I am okay *

jolly good, keep it up, keep it up

*sits next to Tinks and kisses her cheek*
You know I love you Tinks! No way you can deny it!
you only want me for my food :p

*sits next to Tinks and kisses her cheek*
You know I love you Tinks! No way you can deny it!

Orchid now Tink, this guy is no good........

[QUOTE=Wild Hand Motions]


i suppose if they wanted to they would already have killed you, but you should not worry, i suppose you are relatively safe here.
so what was the story on?

*leans back in her stool, crossing her legs comfortably*
Oh, just their hideouts, how they were playing off the police, and whatnot. It was really quite well-written. Neither the cops nor the robbers enjoyed it, however. So I left that town, and started over. Besides, it was getting boring there anyhow.

Orchid now Tink, this guy is no good........
ooc: friendship kind of love!

*the door swings open with a bang. startling anyone in the room with a nervouse disposition*
its ok ladies calm down. i am back
*smirks hollywood hero cheesy grin*

you only want me for my food :p
Nah, thats just an added bonus;)

ooc: friendship kind of love!

ooc: I can't tell the difference :)

Flashheart']*the door swings open with a bang. startling anyone in the room with a nervouse disposition*
its ok ladies calm down. i am back
*smirks hollywood hero cheesy grin*
hey sexy

Orchid now Tink, this guy is no good........
ooc:
1) Nobody knows about Jon and Orchid.
2) What Tinks said.

Nah, thats just an added bonus;)
lol

[QUOTE=E Blackadder]

*leans back in her stool, crossing her legs comfortably*
Oh, just their hideouts, how they were playing off the police, and whatnot. It was really quite well-written. Neither the cops nor the robbers enjoyed it, however. So I left that town, and started over. Besides, it was getting boring there anyhow.

!! sounds adventerouse for a young lady. have another orange juice :)
so do you have family or freinds nearby or are you staying in the hotel of the club?

ooc:
1) Nobody knows about Jon and Orchid.
2) What Tinks said.:

ooc: Meh, I know about LP being upset about you kissing orchid that's all

lol
*notices drink next to her*
Hello, someone trying to get pissed? Whats wrong Tinks?

hey sexy

hey tink
enters the man who is wearing no underware. ask me why.

Flashheart']*the door swings open with a bang. startling anyone in the room with a nervouse disposition*
its ok ladies calm down. i am back
*smirks hollywood hero cheesy grin*

.....degenerate

:

ooc: Meh, I know about LP being upset about you kissing orchid that's all
ooc: *tries to remember if Jerry knows about it*
I don't think he does, only Ju, Kel, Tinks, and of course Jon LP and Orchid know about it.

*notices drink next to her*
Hello, someone trying to get pissed? Whats wrong Tinks?
it's just orange juice......

Flashheart']hey tink
enters the man who is wearing no underware. ask me why.
why?

[QUOTE=Wild Hand Motions]

!! sounds adventerouse for a young lady. have another orange juice :)
so do you have family or freinds nearby or are you staying in the hotel of the club?

*laughs softly*
Ah, but I couldn't ask you to buy it! Its my turn now, of course. :) My sister lives nearby, and I'm visiting her for a bit. If I like it, maybe I'll rent a place nearby. How about you?

*mutters*

I need a drink......

*goes and gets himself a six pack*

Flashheart']hey tink
enters the man who is wearing no underware. ask me why.
ooc: "Why do you have no underwear Lord Flash?"
"Because the pants haven't been built that can take the job on! Woof woof!"


IC:
*picks up the glass and smells it*
Sure it is Tinks. Now whats wrong?

:D why?

because the pants havenot been built yet that can take the job on :D

ooc: *tries to remember if Jerry knows about it*
I don't think he does, only Ju, Kel, Tinks, and of course Jon LP and Orchid know about it.

ooc: Okay fine I only know that LP was upset about love that's all :rolleyes:

ooc: "Why do you have no underwear Lord Flash?"
"Because the pants haven't been built that can take the job on! Woof woof!"


IC:
*picks up the glass and smells it*
Sure it is Tinks. Now whats wrong?
can't a girl enjoy the odd glass of vodka and orange without there being something wrong?!

[QUOTE=E Blackadder]

*laughs softly*
Ah, but I couldn't ask you to buy it! Its my turn now, of course. :) My sister lives nearby, and I'm visiting her for a bit. If I like it, maybe I'll rent a place nearby. How about you?

i have a viller on a nearby island, so i take a boat or plane to the club and keep my car in a garrage on the main land.
and i insist that i buy the drinks

ooc: "Why do you have no underwear Lord Flash?"
"Because the pants haven't been built that can take the job on! Woof woof!"


IC:
*picks up the glass and smells it*
Sure it is Tinks. Now whats wrong?

ooc: :eek: :( :( steal my thunder

Flashheart']:D

because the pants havenot been built yet that can take the job on :D
:eek: too much for me to handle then

i have a viller on a nearby island, so i take a boat or plane to the club and keep my car in a garrage on the main land.
and i insist that i buy the drinks

*nods slowly at his answer, then gives a quick laugh*
Oh, if you insist. Though next time...

*she waggles her finger at his nose playfully*

:eek: too much for me to handle then

i would'nt say that tink i may just be what you need at the moment :D
ooc:i joke :D

Flashheart']i would'nt say that tink i may just be what you need at the moment :D
ooc:i joke :D
oh no, really, that's too much! even for me!

can't a girl enjoy the odd glass of vodka and orange without there being something wrong?!
First you told me it was just orange juice, now I know its vodka as well, you lied to me, this tells me somethings wrong. If you don't want to talk about it, then just say so, but at least admit somethings wrong.

First you told me it was just orange juice, now I know its vodka as well, you lied to me, this tells me somethings wrong. If you don't want to talk about it, then just say so, but at least admit somethings wrong.
I just.................I don't know...............

*nods slowly at his answer, then gives a quick laugh*
Oh, if you insist. Though next time...

*she waggles her finger at his nose playfully*

well if the gentleman did not buy the drinks the whole of society would collapse.
*turns to flashheart*
you bloody fool come and sit down anb stop annoying the hostess.

*turns back to the young lady*
well xandi what do you say to the thought of flashheart coming atsitting over here?

oh no, really, that's too much! even for me!

i know when i am not wanted :(
not atracted to lord flash!
you must be lesbian

I just.................I don't know...............
*looking into his drink*

Tink tell him it'll make you feel better, and I am sure he has already guessed.

Flashheart']i know when i am not wanted :(
not atracted to lord flash!
you must be lesbian
now why on earth would i not be attracted to such a fine young gentleman?!

hello all.
please add Yahtzee Party Goers and give us endorsements PLEASE.... we are but a small struggling country with nothing but ideals...... and porn obsessed midgets.

Flashheart']i know when i am not wanted :(
not atracted to lord flash!
you must be lesbian
now why on earth would i not be attracted to such a fine young gentleman?!

I just.................I don't know...............
*looking into his drink*

Tink tell him it'll make you feel better, and I am sure he already knows.

exactly tinky, you would have to be crazy or 8shifty eyes* odd
not to fancy the pants off lord flash :D

ooc: i am revolting arn't i

exactly tinky, you would have to be crazy or 8shifty eyes* odd
not to fancy the pants off lord flash :D

ooc: i am revolting arn't i
ooc: the U.K server is fucked

I just.................I don't know...............
Ok, I'm off now Tinks.
*kisses her on the forehead, collects food and walks out to his camp*

*looking into his drink*

Tink tell him it'll make you feel better, and I am sure he already knows.
i don't think it will

ooc:sorry about that. the u.k server is a bit..fucked

well if the gentleman did not buy the drinks the whole of society would collapse.
*turns to flashheart*
you bloody fool come and sit down anb stop annoying the hostess.

*turns back to the young lady*
well xandi what do you say to the thought of flashheart coming atsitting over here?

*laughs softly, and gives him a smooth nod*
I suppose that's quite possibly true. As to flashheart coming to sit over here, if he's the degnerate you speak of, it could be madly interesting.

Ok, I'm off now Tinks.
*kisses her on the forehead, collects food and walks out to his camp*
bye

:D ooc:have you still got my pass?
i am changing it.
ic: hello there :D miss???

i don't think it will

Tink he is your friend, and I am sure he would do everything in his power to comfort you.

Shit! I better not be getting soft again

*disgusted with self*

ooc:yes i have because you were screwing around with mine the other day.
any news from becks yet?

ic:drinks are on flashheart

*sighs, drinks up and gets herself another*

Tink he is your friend, and I am sure he would do everything in his power to comfort you.

Shit! I better not be getting soft again

*disgusted with self*
too late, he's gone

ooc:yes i have because you were screwing around with mine the other day.
any news from becks yet?

ic:drinks are on flashheart

ooc:but you changed yours and i only posted 2 times

*smiles at the both of them, and greets Flashheart with a nod*
I'm Xandi Mercury, sir. Wonderful to meet you.

*at Baz's words, she grins*
And I take orange juice.

ooc:yes i have because you were screwing around with mine the other day.
any news from becks yet?

ic:drinks are on flashheart

'Really? Most interesting.......'
*rolls out barrel and daintily pops a straw in*

*sighs* don't worry about stealing away my entertainment colonel


*heads outside to the lake*

*smiles at the both of them, and greets Flashheart with a nod*
I'm Xandi Mercury, sir. Wonderful to meet you.

*at Baz's words, she grins*
And I take orange juice.

well good evening miss mercury.
oi barman, an o.j, a whiskey and a beer please

hang on col i am going to find out what is rong with dear tink

Flashheart']well good evening miss mercury.
oi barman, an o.j, a whiskey and a beer please

*offers a hand to shake*
Oh, please call me Xandi. Fits me better, and whatnot. ;)

Flashheart']well good evening miss mercury.
oi barman, an o.j, a whiskey and a beer please

Barman? Ju's not here so i'll do it.

*Goes behind the bar and gets the drinks.*

*Slides them down to Flash*

Here you go.

Flashheart']hang on col i am going to find out what is rong with dear tink

*grabs arm*
dont be rude, miss mercurey does not know what kind of idiot you are..i am sure miss tink will be fine..she always is...or is it the other way round..sorry tink :)

*offers a hand to shake*
Oh, please call me Xandi. Fits me better, and whatnot. ;)

*holds hand and kisses it gentely*
hi call me lord flash, people often do

*takes off her shoes and socks and dangles her feet into the water*

*grabs arm*
dont be rude, miss mercurey does not know what kind of idiot you are..i am sure miss tink will be fine..she always is...or is it the other way round..sorry tink :)

I've tried before she is hard to console, though I am sure she would enjoy some company.

Barman? Ju's not here so i'll do it.

*Goes behind the bar and gets the drinks.*

*Slides them down to Flash*

Here you go.

thanks pal :D
heres a tip

Flashheart']*holds hand and kisses it gentely*
hi call me lord flash, people often do
*sips contents of barrel*
'Among others. Such as 'hey you', 'that smarmy beggar' and 'stop him he's the father'

Flashheart']thanks pal :D
heres a tip

No, keep the money I don't work here.

I've tried before she is hard to console, though I am sure she would enjoy some company.

in that case...
*stands*
miss mercury i shall return
*grabs coat off of hanger and heads out of the door to the lake*

*after some time walking, decides he does not know the direction of the loake and just heads back into the direction he thought was the pc*
bugger..this place looks different today..
*not looking whare he was going ends up falling into lake*

I've tried before she is hard to console, though I am sure she would enjoy some company.

'Somthings wrong with Tinks? Hmm....'
*Goes outside and sits down by her looking up at the sky. Puases, then-*
'Well I'll skip the first question Is there somthing wrong and go straight to whats wrong'

nothing, just a bit lonely is all

nothing, just a bit lonely is all

'Well then the solution would be simple. Go back to the bar, get Gordan Bennetted with everyone else, and play dizzy dinosaurs till you lose your lunch. Unless of course the problem runs deeper?'

The 3 men trying to be nice to Tink, they will be of no use to her.

Looks to Xandi

I guess it is just you and I then, my name's Jerry.

Flashheart']*holds hand and kisses it gentely*
hi call me lord flash, people often do

*grins*
Alright, Lord Flash.

*as Baz walks away, she gives him a small wave and a nod, understanding completely*

So, Lord Flash. You would be a horrible degenerate? Very interesting.

*her words were playful, and she winked at him*

The 3 men trying to be nice to Tink, they will be of no use to her.

Looks to Xandi

I guess it is just you and I then, my name's Jerry.

hey pal i am still here :rolleyes:

*grins*
Alright, Lord Flash.

*as Baz walks away, she gives him a small wave and a nod, understanding completely*

So, Lord Flash. You would be a horrible degenerate? Very interesting.

*her words were playful, and she winked at him*

well the collonel would say that
so whats a pretty little place doing in a girl like you?

Flashheart']hey pal i am still here :rolleyes:

Oh, sorry I thought it would only be a matter of time before you left also.

'Well then the solution would be simple. Go back to the bar, get Gordan Bennetted with everyone else, and play dizzy dinosaurs till you lose your lunch. Unless of course the problem runs deeper?'
i don't think i'm wanted in there and i don't just mean now, i mean that life is generally lonely

in that case...
*stands*
miss mercury i shall return
*grabs coat off of hanger and heads out of the door to the lake*

*after some time walking, decides he does not know the direction of the loake and just heads back into the direction he thought was the pc*
bugger..this place looks different today..
*not looking whare he was going ends up falling into lake*

*drags himself out of the lake and on to the bank*
bloody hell

Flashheart']well the collonel would say that
so whats a pretty little place doing in a girl like you?

*giggles slightly*

A pretty little place doing in a girl like me, hmm? I wasn't aware I had a place inside me.

*her eyebrows raise*

Oh, sorry I thought it would only be a matter of time before you left also.

no i leave things like that to other people, but please come and sit
if that is ok with you miss?
*grins at xandi*

Flashheart']no i leave things like that to other people, but please come and sit
if that is ok with you miss?
*grins at xandi*

*returns the grin, then turns to Jerry*
Sounds good to me. The name's Alexandria, by the way, but most call me Xandi.

*giggles slightly*

A pretty little place doing in a girl like me, hmm? I wasn't aware I had a place inside me.

*her eyebrows raise*


LoL, so what do you do ?
are you on holliday here or what?
*smilling*

Sure, I need to sit down and finish my beer.

i don't think i'm wanted in there and i don't just mean now, i mean that life is generally lonely

'Ah. That kind of lonely. Well-' He leant back and dangled his feet in the water
'That would probably be better solved with Jon around rather than Flashheart and Edward and the others wouldn't it. Of course I'm not much company for anyone depressed but we all do our best. I'm not saying you're wrong though. Life is pretty lonely. Unless you make it less so.' He got up and held out a hand
'To the bar? Or of course its been a while since I went swimming'

*returns to the bar..wet through*

nngghh(sneezes)
somebody has spilt a very large drink on the public footpath

'Ah. That kind of lonely. Well-' He leant back and dangled his feet in the water
'That would probably be better solved with Jon around rather than Flashheart and Edward and the others wouldn't it. Of course I'm not much company for anyone depressed but we all do our best. I'm not saying you're wrong though. Life is pretty lonely. Unless you make it less so.' He got up and held out a hand
'To the bar? Or of course its been a while since I went swimming'
i'm not going inside to be ignored whilst that lot fawn over some woman

Flashheart']LoL, so what do you do ?
are you on holliday here or what?
*smilling*

Oh, I'm a nosy little journalist. A rather good one, if I do say so myself. And I'm staying with my sister for a bit, she just had a kid and I figured I'd help.
*smiles back*

Oh, I'm a nosy little journalist. A rather good one, if I do say so myself. And I'm staying with my sister for a bit, she just had a kid and I figured I'd help.
*smiles back*

*still retaining the casablanca smile*
i see, so as a nosey journelist you must get into scrapes with big corporate cpmpanies?
*smile fades as he glances over to the collonel*
what the bloody hell happend to you?

i am going to my car to change
*storms out of door*

i'm not going inside to be ignored whilst that lot fawn over some woman

'Oooh, I see.' He laughed
'They are men. Its in thier jeans. I would but my best pick up line is I lost my number, could I borrow yours?' He prodded Tink
'So would it be preferable for them to fawn over you? Personally I don't see the attraction. Wait- no, no, still don't see it.'

Flashheart']*still retaining the casablanca smile*
i see, so as a nosey journelist you must get into scrapes with big corporate cpmpanies?
*smile fades as he glances over to the collonel*
what the bloody hell happend to you?

*nods smoothly, grinning most wickedly*
Oh, all the time. Its become quite habitual, the calls and the nearly getting killed. Of course, I exaggerate--its not all that bad.

*she turns to Baz, looking rather concerned as he storms off*

*opens the boot of his car and begins to pull out spare clothing*

'Oooh, I see.' He laughed
'They are men. Its in thier jeans. I would but my best pick up line is I lost my number, could I borrow yours?' He prodded Tink
'So would it be preferable for them to fawn over you? Personally I don't see the attraction. Wait- no, no, still don't see it.'
well it seems like forever since anybody 'fawned over me', I try to have a bit of fun whilst waiting for the man of my dreams to come sweep me off my feet and nobody even wants me

*nods smoothly, grinning most wickedly*
Oh, all the time. Its become quite habitual, the calls and the nearly getting killed. Of course, I exaggerate--its not all that bad.

*she turns to Baz, looking rather concerned as he storms off*

dont worry about him, he is always getting half drowned or burned alive or whot at, hes use to it.
so xandi is their a mr mercurey? or are you by your self?

well it seems like forever since anybody 'fawned over me', I try to have a bit of fun whilst waiting for the man of my dreams to come sweep me off my feet and nobody even wants me

:eek: i was on my way....

well it seems like forever since anybody 'fawned over me', I try to have a bit of fun whilst waiting for the man of my dreams to come sweep me off my feet and nobody even wants me

I feel like that sometimes. It seems I always fall for guys who I have no chance with... and then the guys that like me I can't seem to... "feel" for them. *shrugs* I guess I'll just continue to wait until Mr. Right comes into the picture. *whispers* which I hope is SOON!

Flashheart']dont worry about him, he is always getting half drowned or burned alive or whot at, hes use to it.
so xandi is their a mr mercurey? or are you by your self?

*turns back to Lord Flash, smile returning*

Oh, I'm quite single. Males don't seem to like the fact that I can take care of myself. Or at least, none of the ones I were with did.

well it seems like forever since anybody 'fawned over me', I try to have a bit of fun whilst waiting for the man of my dreams to come sweep me off my feet and nobody even wants me

'Good grief woman, is that it? Usually somone gets to 30 before they feel like this you know. Sweeping off the feet is somthing you have to work for you know, you aren't swept casually or else the sweeper may be an incompetant one' he stopped realising this was the strangest phrased love advice he had ever heard
'Anyway, if you don't like anyone in the club, then wait. Wait for somone who you do like. She's new to the fellows and so of course she'll be fawned over. She has to have her chance to be swept too doesn't she?' He shrugged and laid back on the grass with his hands under his head
'It's simply in the waiting and choosing. And of course you always get to pick again.'

*turns back to Lord Flash, smile returning*

Oh, I'm quite single. Males don't seem to like the fact that I can take care of myself. Or at least, none of the ones I were with did.

i dont know about that, i quite like the idea of a girl who can take care of herself

*turns back to Lord Flash, smile returning*

Oh, I'm quite single. Males don't seem to like the fact that I can take care of myself. Or at least, none of the ones I were with did.

*returning in suite*
then i can assure you..they missed out..yu seem like a very nice person and.....flashheart stop slobering over her

'Good grief woman, is that it? Usually somone gets to 30 before they feel like this you know. Sweeping off the feet is somthing you have to work for you know, you aren't swept casually or else the sweeper may be an incompetant one' he stopped realising this was the strangest phrased love advice he had ever heard
'Anyway, if you don't like anyone in the club, then wait. Wait for somone who you do like. She's new to the fellows and so of course she'll be fawned over. She has to have her chance to be swept too doesn't she?' He shrugged and laid back on the grass with his hands under his head
'It's simply in the waiting and choosing. And of course you always get to pick again.'
oh, i've already found the dream guy, i just have to wait till he's finished having fun being single! so for now, i wanna have fun being single but guys just don't seem to find me attractive anymore! I'm wearing my shortest skirt today and nobody is even interested

Flashheart']i dont know about that, i quite like the idea of a girl who can take care of herself

*raises an eyebrow*
Oh really, now? Well, I lived in New York before here--a girl had to take care of herself.

ooc:flashheart is having trouble with the bloody forum...i think he has been cut off

oh, i've already found the dream guy, i just have to wait till he's finished having fun being single! so for now, i wanna have fun being single but guys just don't seem to find me attractive anymore! I'm wearing my shortest skirt today and nobody is even interested

He peered over to her
'And a very short skirt it is' He grinned
'Were I not done with women for a while I would offer to get you drunk here and now. But I assure you, guys find you attractive' He ran a finger round his coller as he layed back again
'Most definitley' He tried to think low temperature thoughts
'Start a skimpy hour at the club or somesuch event. That might grab some attension'

*raises an eyebrow*
Oh really, now? Well, I lived in New York before here--a girl had to take care of herself.

ooc:its o.k now pal
ic; new york eh, pretty tough place on the back streets
*looks over to the collonel*
come and sit down sir

xandi, jerry, care for another drink?

ooc:flashheart is having trouble with the bloody forum...i think he has been cut off

OOC: Ladies and Gentlemen lets here it for Jolt forums!
*sarcastic applause* :D

*laughs softly at Baz's chiding of Flashheart, and looks back to him*
That's sweet of you to say, but like they say: there's no great beauty that hath no strangness in preportion. And I'm as strange as they come.

*grin*

And sure, I'll take another orange juice, I suppose.

He peered over to her
'And a very short skirt it is' He grinned
'Were I not done with women for a while I would offer to get you drunk here and now. But I assure you, guys find you attractive' He ran a finger round his coller as he layed back again
'Most definitley' He tried to think low temperature thoughts
'Start a skimpy hour at the club or somesuch event. That might grab some attension'
they don't find me attractive, some don't even seem to notice i exist sometimes

and i'm not desperate enough to start a 'skimpy hour' besides, even if i did everyone would just be leering at al lthe other girls and not me

OOC: Ladies and Gentlemen lets here it for Jolt forums!
*sarcastic applause* :D

they have been pissing me off for ages

they don't find me attractive, some don't even seem to notice i exist sometimes

and i'm not desperate enough to start a 'skimpy hour' besides, even if i did everyone would just be leering at al lthe other girls and not me

'No skimpy hour? Oh, well it was worth a try. You might want to get rid of the other suggestions I put in the box too then. But I'm pretty sure you'd get your share of attension.' He held up a sign with [9.2] written on it

OOC: Damn 9.00, gotta go ladies and gentlemen
:waveysmileyIinvented: :p

*laughs softly at Baz's chiding of Flashheart, and looks back to him*
That's sweet of you to say, but like they say: there's no great beauty that hath no strangness in preportion. And I'm as strange as they come.

*grin*

And sure, I'll take another orange juice, I suppose.

i will have a scotch please flashheart

'No skimpy hour? Oh, well it was worth a try. You might want to get rid of the other suggestions I put in the box too then. But I'm pretty sure you'd get your share of attension.' He held up a sign with [9.2] written on it

OOC: Damn 9.00, gotta go ladies and gentlemen
:waveysmileyIinvented: :p
see ya

Flashheart']they have been pissing me off for ages

OOC: Mob! Mob!!!!!!!
You CAN'T go wrong with a mob. Just make sure you have enough of the pitchforks and torches or you're wasting your time :D

'No skimpy hour? Oh, well it was worth a try. You might want to get rid of the other suggestions I put in the box too then. But I'm pretty sure you'd get your share of attension.' He held up a sign with [9.2] written on it

OOC: Damn 9.00, gotta go ladies and gentlemen
:waveysmileyIinvented: :p

ooc: bye

OOC: Waves, and seconds the suggestion of a mob. ^^