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you don't wanna be my personal pleasure giver?

Hell, if no-one wants the job i'll do it! :D

you don't wanna be my personal pleasure giver?
of course, but i don't want TIN to make me into a rug...

Bravely bold Sir LP rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir LP!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir LP!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir LP!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--

ok, it's a deal!
sweet. let our mighty reign bring terror--and excessive fluffling--to all who dwell in our kingdom!

sweet. let our mighty reign bring terror--and excessive fluffling--to all who dwell in our kingdom!
yay! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Any ladies wanna be MY queen?

I of course will still have fill liberty to provide fun as well Tink... :D

They'll grow back. I just don't like being ruled. I want to be the ruler!

I actually gave you the post of Shogun. Meaning that you get to do all of the ruling stuff. On my behalf, and all...but I just want to sit pretty in my palace and be waited on. You can have all of the real fun. Until you screw up, anyway. But you wouldn't do that, would you?

Any ladies wanna be MY queen?


Dude, if you have to ask, you'll never get one. Just be cool, and play it smooth! :)

So.. um... er, What are the perks of being a bard? :confused:

I actually gave you the post of Shogun. Meaning that you get to do all of the ruling stuff. On my behalf, and all...but I just want to sit pretty in my palace and be waited on. You can have all of the real fun. Until you screw up, anyway. But you wouldn't do that, would you?

Actually I'd probably do quite well... in rule by fear.

So.. um... er, What are the perks of being a bard? :confused:
You have to know this song
Bravely bold Sir LP rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir LP!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir LP!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir LP!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--

Actually I'd probably do quite well... in rule by fear.

Yep. And the best part is, if the peasants get pissed off, they take their anger out on you, and actually come to me for help! How about that?

So.. um... er, What are the perks of being a bard? :confused:

You get to sing songs about me and entertain me and stuff. And i'll clap and tell you how cool you are. :D

You have to know this song


Hehehe, but that's not really a perk now is it? That's all in a day's work for a bard!

Edit: w00t, Nabia tells me I'm cool... I think I may have to revolt! I demand more benefits!

You have to know this song
don't forget to include the verses about the deviously brilliant dark Lord Pure Metal (or suffer somebody's wrath)

Dude, if you have to ask, you'll never get one. Just be cool, and play it smooth! :)
I'm never gonna have a Queen? (OOC: actually, she'd be First Lady and Vice President of my empire)

*Runs home weeping uncontrollably*

So what do I get to do as Crown Prince? And do I get a crown? :D

So what do I get to do as Crown Prince? And do I get a crown? :D
Well, since you're next in line for the throne, I reckon you'd plot to kill Kanabia... :D

Hehehe, but that's not really a perk now is it? That's all in a day's work for a bard!

Edit: w00t, Nabia tells me I'm cool... I think I may have to revolt! I demand more benefits!
No revolting, peasant! :mad:

Well, since you're next in line for the throne, I reckon you'd plot to kill Kanabia... :D
Awww... but I like him! Can't I just sleep with his handmaidens and bard? :p ;)

I want to be head candy maker/child catcher, like that movie with Dick van Dyke

Bard, lean this

He lived in the castle of Black.
Upon a mountain, by the lake of fire
Dwelled the Dark Lord Pure Metal.
Around his fortresss the fires burned
And the villagers ran.
The knight Legless Pirates
And the Lord PM
Wreaked deadly vengeance
On all who pissed them off
Until they got bored and did something else

http://active.times.lv/pictures/GOTHIC.JPG man i love that pic :cool: :D

So what do I get to do as Crown Prince? And do I get a crown? :D

Sure. And you get to watch TIN and make sure he doesn't step out of line. I mean, the line is pretty damn thick, but nevertheless...

And you get your own private harem, if you can populate it. :p

Hehehe, but that's not really a perk now is it? That's all in a day's work for a bard!

Edit: w00t, Nabia tells me I'm cool... I think I may have to revolt! I demand more benefits!

But you get fame and glory, of course. You do also realise that the Emperor's personal bards are fabulously wealthy?

(Then again, everyone in the empire is fabulously wealthy...Well, everyone I like, anyway. :p)

I'm never gonna have a Queen (actually, she'd be First Lady and Vice President of my empire)?

*Runs home weeping uncontrollably*

Hey, the position of Knight of the Oblong Table is pretty good for wooing the ladies.

Awww... but I like him! Can't I just sleep with his handmaidens and bard? :p ;)

Yes. Yes you can. :p

Awww... but I like him! Can't I just sleep with his handmaidens and bard? :p ;)
You can sleep with the other bards. ;)


And LP, I'm not a peasant, I'm a bard thank you very much! :mad:

Hey, the position of Knight of the Oblong Table is pretty good for wooing the ladies.
How does one "woo" a lady? :confused:

Anyhoo....

*Declares independence and secedes fromt the NS kingdom, making the Plutonian Empire a sovereign nation*

*Begins nuclear weapons development*

Sure. And you get to watch TIN and make sure he doesn't step out of line. I mean, the line is pretty damn thick, but nevertheless...

And you get your own private harem, if you can populate it. :p

But you're so good at getting women :p

Oooh... maybe I can ask Jamil!


And I think this crown is purty :p

http://www.displaycostume.com/products/110829.jpg

Yes. Yes you can. :p
:eek:

Oh well, I suppose some sacrifices must be made if I'm to be fabulously wealthy... :( :p

:eek:

Oh well, I suppose some sacrifices must be made if I'm to be fabulously wealthy... :( :p
Its ok... I'll deal with just a hug :D

And maybe a snog too :p

*goes hunting dragons*

How does one "woo" a lady? :confused:

Anyhoo....

*Declares independence and secedes fromt the NS kingdom, making the Plutonian Empire a sovereign nation*

*Begins nuclear weapons development*

Show them your sword, maybe?

And oh dear. It looks like i'm going to sent Pure Metal after you and get Chief Torturer Myrth to fix you up.

:eek:

Oh well, I suppose some sacrifices must be made if I'm to be fabulously wealthy... :( :p

Aww, well, if it doesn't please you, i'll have to tell him to find another princess, won't I? T'would be a missed opportunity...

But you're so good at getting women :p

Oooh... maybe I can ask Jamil!


And I think this crown is purty :p

Go with my blessing. ;)

And hmm. I guess I better find some impressive crown jewels too.

*goes hunting dragons*

Good luck, faithful servant! Bring back lots of gold, now. :D

Its ok... I'll deal with just a hug :D

And maybe a snog too :p
Don't push your luck mister! :D

And oh dear. It looks like i'm going to sent Pure Metal after you and get Chief Torturer Myrth to fix you up.
*Realizes his empire is a bit behind*

*Modernizes his empire*

*Builds skyscrapers*

*Develops flight*

*Discovers uranium deposits*

*Builds nuclear weapons*

Wait, as a fellow knight, do I have to back up LP when he starts picking fights with everyone? We're a team right? Cos I'll do it..

Wait, as a fellow knight, do I have to back up LP when he starts picking fights with everyone? We're a team right? Cos I'll do it..
YEAH! Who'll we gang up on? I'm tired of slaying peasants

Show them your sword, maybe?

Its 45 inches long and weighs 2lbs 6 ounces and is a hard as steel...


Now thats a way to impress me thinks...

Its 45 inches long and weighs 2lbs 6 ounces and is a hard as steel...


Now thats a way to impress me thinks...
Show off

*returns Sir FC the Dragon Slayer*

no gold but I got this necklace of teeth

*Realizes his empire is a bit behind*

*Modernizes his empire*

*Builds skyscrapers*

*Develops flight*

*Discovers uranium deposits*

*Builds nuclear weapons*

*shows off all of the beautiful women that are part of his kingdom*



YEAH! Who'll we gang up on? I'm tired of slaying peasants

*Points to TPE* He's a fallen knight. You know what to do.

*returns Sir FC the Dragon Slayer*

no gold but I got this necklace of teeth

How fetching! You can either keep it, or trade it for a keg of the finest ale in the kingdom.

YEAH! Who'll we gang up on? I'm tired of slaying peasants

I guess we wait and see how the power ballance settles out and in the mean time, slay some more peasants. Or piss off down to the pub. Or ideally, both.

Don't push your luck mister! :D
Hey, I could've required that you sleep with me, I think you got it pretty good! And I'm not a bad kisser either :p

Slay peasants in the local tavern. I like it

How fetching! You can either keep it, or trade it for a keg of the finest ale in the kingdom.

Tempting but ill keep it thanks


*Points to TPE* He's a fallen knight. You know what to do.


*swaps horse and lance for a tank*

*Points to TPE* He's a fallen knight. You know what to do.
If I remember correctly, you also chose to form you own kingdom here, did you not?

Hey, I could've required that you sleep with me, I think you got it pretty good! And I'm not a bad kisser either :p
If you do say so yourself. :p

*swaps horse and lance for a tank*
Too late...

*Plutonian science grows by leaps and bounds*

*Nukes the tank, vaporizing it*

*swaps horse and lance for a tank*

Wimp :p not that it mattered anyways...

If you do say so yourself. :p
I do, so pucker up... and quick, before Jamil accepts my proposal? ;)

Too late...

*Plutonian science grows by leaps and bounds*

*Nukes the tank, vaporizing it*
Wimp :p not that it mattered anyways...


Fine, *gets back on horse and regroups*

If I remember correctly, you also chose to form you own kingdom here, did you not?

Bah, I was voted, so I chose advisors. I made you one of my most trusted knights and you repay me with betrayal. Grr.


Slay peasants in the local tavern. I like it

Just remember, brawling and pillaging are fine, but no raping. Or i'll be upset.

Fine, *gets back on horse and regroups*
*New uber-magnet aims at nearby asteroid*

*Pulls asteroid*

*Asteroid strikes Fin-e*

OOC: Overkill, I know... *evil grin*

I do, so pucker up... and quick, before Jamil accepts my proposal? ;)
:fluffle: hahaha.

Just remember, brawling and pillaging are fine, but no raping. Or i'll be upset.
What?!?

DOWN WITH THE KING!

What?!?

DOWN WITH THE KING!

Bah. You're a big noble knight and such. I'm sure you won't have any trouble getting laid. Farmer's wives are overrated, anyhow.

What?!?

DOWN WITH THE KING!

Note delievered to Sir LP: He is the Emperor, you play and lay by his rules.

*New uber-magnet aims at nearby asteroid*

*Pulls asteroid*

*Asteroid strikes Fin-e*

OOC: Overkill, I know... *evil grin*
*returns with uber undead army with power beyond your conprehension*

Show off

Hey! I was talking about this (http://img234.exs.cx/img234/2328/at152024va.jpg)

Hmm. We should have a coronation banquet.

Hmm. We should have a coronation banquet.
yay! food!

*returns with uber undead army with power beyond your conprehension*
*Appeals to Mother Nature*

*Mother nature takes out computer, and copy/pastes all her goddessly powers to me*

*Erupts volcano*

*Lava consumes every last one of them*

Hmm. We should have a coronation banquet.
Yum! I'm having the 1am munchies. :D
What's on the menu your um... Nabiness. :p

Rules or not, no one fucks with the toughest nobles around.

:fluffle: hahaha.
Woo!

Bard's DO do it better ;)

Bah. You're a big noble knight and such. I'm sure you won't have any trouble getting laid. Farmer's wives are overrated, anyhow.
But I like it when they struggle :(

Hmm. We should have a coronation banquet.
good thinking *orders servants to prepare banquet*

we can hold it at my new castle (http://www.cgnetworks.com/galleryimages/4029/dark_castle.jpg) (which i just found lying about ;) ) if you like

*Lava consumes every last one of them*
They are undead there are plenty more where that came from.

but since my laptop battery is about to die I will leave you be for now

good thinking *orders servants to prepare banquet*

we can hold it at my new castle (http://www.cgnetworks.com/galleryimages/4029/dark_castle.jpg) (which i just found lying about ;) ) if you like

Ohhhhh i see you found my garden shed! :p :D

good thinking *orders servants to prepare banquet*

we can hold it at my new castle (http://www.cgnetworks.com/galleryimages/4029/dark_castle.jpg) (which i just found lying about ;) ) if you like
now I'm Queen we can have as many castles as we want

They are undead there are plenty more where that came from.

but since my laptop battery is about to die I will leave you be for now
Pssh! I can just turn this world into another venus! :p

*Decides to stop fighting*

*Implements uber-forcefield around his Empire*

*Absolutely nothing--not even light--can go in or out*

*Plutonian Empire lives happily ever after*

good thinking *orders servants to prepare banquet*

we can hold it at my new castle (http://www.cgnetworks.com/galleryimages/4029/dark_castle.jpg) (which i just found lying about ;) ) if you like

Excellent. I shall start the threa...I mean, make the preparations now.

But I like it when they struggle :(

That's why I created the royal S&M club for you weary soldiers as an extension of the dungeon.

That's why I created the royal S&M club for you weary soldiers as an extension of the dungeon.
It just isn't the same :(

now I'm Queen we can have as many castles as we want
:eek: even this (http://www.croeso.com/cadw/caerph.jpg) quaint old one?

:eek: even this (http://www.croeso.com/cadw/caerph.jpg) quaint old one?
sure

Pssh! I can just turn this world into another venus! :p

*Decides to stop fighting*

*Implements uber-forcefield around his Empire*

*Absolutely nothing--not even light--can go in or out*

*Plutonian Empire lives happily ever after*

fine
*reanimates original body*

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8443717

Here we go! Everyone is invited.

fine
*reanimates original body*
OOC: Figured I'd quite while I was ahead. :) I lost my empire 8 fucking times in a row on another forum last august, and I'm still uber-pissed about it. ;)

OOC: Figured I'd quite while I was ahead. :) I lost my empire 8 fucking times in a row on another forum last august, and I'm still uber-pissed about it. ;)
good move I was just about to possess you and make you commit to the throne

good move I was just about to possess you and make you commit to the throne
How?

I love how I never get nominated for jack shit despite the fact that almost every time I post it's only to try to lighten up the mood. An attempt to make everyone feel alittle better. Try that for a year and know what it gets you? Nothing. No reconignition. No praise. People don't quote to say, "Hey, that was pretty funny." I never even know if my attemps to make people happy are working. It seems like every time someone sees one of my posts they ignore it, because from this end of the looking glass it doesn't seem like anyone's looking in.
If someone does come about they seem to-

Wait a fucking second. I sound like some pussy whipped, emo-fag kid. Bullocks to that. I don't care that I'm not a member of the Royal Family. What the fuck am I going to do with that? Put that on my resume? Bosses aren't going to give a shit about that. What does it take to become a member of the Royalty? A heavty post count? It seems like it. I want to post my satire here but I stopped because the politicos are to biased in there opinions to understand it. I stopped posting long, creative posts because people don't give a shit about reading all the way through. I doubt people are still reading through this. A select few friends might still be reading through this snow storm induced angst but I don't care at least it is written. One more step to the brink of insanity. One more step out of the General Forum.

How?
with my undead super powers ofcourse

I love how I never get nominated for jack shit despite the fact that almost every time I post it's only to try to lighten up the mood. An attempt to make everyone feel alittle better. Try that for a year and know what it gets you? Nothing. No reconignition. No praise. People don't quote to say, "Hey, that was pretty funny." I never even know if my attemps to make people happy are working. It seems like every time someone sees one of my posts they ignore it, because from this end of the looking glass it doesn't seem like anyone's looking in.
If someone does come about they seem to-

Wait a fucking second. I sound like some pussy whipped, emo-fag kid. Bullocks to that. I don't care that I'm not a member of the Royal Family. What the fuck am I going to do with that? Put that on my resume? Bosses aren't going to give a shit about that. What does it take to become a member of the Royalty? A heavty post count? It seems like it. I want to post my satire here but I stopped because the politicos are to biased in there opinions to understand it. I stopped posting long, creative posts because people don't give a shit about reading all the way through. I doubt people are still reading through this. A select few friends might still be reading through this snow storm induced angst but I don't care at least it is written. One more step to the brink of insanity. One more step out of the General Forum.
I read all the way through...................sorry you feel bad :(

I love how I never get nominated for jack shit despite the fact that almost every time I post it's only to try to lighten up the mood. An attempt to make everyone feel alittle better. Try that for a year and know what it gets you? Nothing. No reconignition. No praise. People don't quote to say, "Hey, that was pretty funny." I never even know if my attemps to make people happy are working. It seems like every time someone sees one of my posts they ignore it, because from this end of the looking glass it doesn't seem like anyone's looking in.
If someone does come about they seem to-

Wait a fucking second. I sound like some pussy whipped, emo-fag kid. Bullocks to that. I don't care that I'm not a member of the Royal Family. What the fuck am I going to do with that? Put that on my resume? Bosses aren't going to give a shit about that. What does it take to become a member of the Royalty? A heavty post count? It seems like it. I want to post my satire here but I stopped because the politicos are to biased in there opinions to understand it. I stopped posting long, creative posts because people don't give a shit about reading all the way through. I doubt people are still reading through this. A select few friends might still be reading through this snow storm induced angst but I don't care at least it is written. One more step to the brink of insanity. One more step out of the General Forum.
I just read this post :)

Join my forum (in mys sig), if you want. It's a good place to start anew :)

EDIT: And I hope you feel better soon :) Maybe a fluffle may help... :fluffle:

I love how I never get nominated for jack shit despite the fact that almost every time I post it's only to try to lighten up the mood. An attempt to make everyone feel alittle better. Try that for a year and know what it gets you? Nothing. No reconignition. No praise. People don't quote to say, "Hey, that was pretty funny." I never even know if my attemps to make people happy are working. It seems like every time someone sees one of my posts they ignore it, because from this end of the looking glass it doesn't seem like anyone's looking in.
If someone does come about they seem to-

Wait a fucking second. I sound like some pussy whipped, emo-fag kid. Bullocks to that. I don't care that I'm not a member of the Royal Family. What the fuck am I going to do with that? Put that on my resume? Bosses aren't going to give a shit about that. What does it take to become a member of the Royalty? A heavty post count? It seems like it. I want to post my satire here but I stopped because the politicos are to biased in there opinions to understand it. I stopped posting long, creative posts because people don't give a shit about reading all the way through. I doubt people are still reading through this. A select few friends might still be reading through this snow storm induced angst but I don't care at least it is written. One more step to the brink of insanity. One more step out of the General Forum.
~hugs~

I always read through your posts...

with my undead super powers ofcourse
Well, If you had gone through with it (which thankfully you didn't), I would have typed up a nasty flame.... :D

*Mischievous smile*

I love how I never get nominated for jack shit despite the fact that almost every time I post it's only to try to lighten up the mood. An attempt to make everyone feel alittle better. Try that for a year and know what it gets you? Nothing. No reconignition. No praise. People don't quote to say, "Hey, that was pretty funny." I never even know if my attemps to make people happy are working. It seems like every time someone sees one of my posts they ignore it, because from this end of the looking glass it doesn't seem like anyone's looking in.
If someone does come about they seem to-

Wait a fucking second. I sound like some pussy whipped, emo-fag kid. Bullocks to that. I don't care that I'm not a member of the Royal Family. What the fuck am I going to do with that? Put that on my resume? Bosses aren't going to give a shit about that. What does it take to become a member of the Royalty? A heavty post count? It seems like it. I want to post my satire here but I stopped because the politicos are to biased in there opinions to understand it. I stopped posting long, creative posts because people don't give a shit about reading all the way through. I doubt people are still reading through this. A select few friends might still be reading through this snow storm induced angst but I don't care at least it is written. One more step to the brink of insanity. One more step out of the General Forum.
gah sorry buddy, i know how you feel - i used to be ignored for quite a while (and used to be all the time on this other forum i was on). don't be disheartened man :(

I read all the way through...................sorry you feel bad :(Who cares. There's six inches of snow on the ground and they just canceled school. I'm glad New Mexico has such unpredicable weather. Middle of March and it snows. Last time it snowed it was November. And thanks for the offer Church but I'm already on Fools Paradise and OverClockedReMix UnMod.

I love how I never get nominated for jack shit despite the fact that almost every time I post it's only to try to lighten up the mood. An attempt to make everyone feel alittle better. Try that for a year and know what it gets you? Nothing. No reconignition. No praise. People don't quote to say, "Hey, that was pretty funny." I never even know if my attemps to make people happy are working. It seems like every time someone sees one of my posts they ignore it, because from this end of the looking glass it doesn't seem like anyone's looking in.
If someone does come about they seem to-

Wait a fucking second. I sound like some pussy whipped, emo-fag kid. Bullocks to that. I don't care that I'm not a member of the Royal Family. What the fuck am I going to do with that? Put that on my resume? Bosses aren't going to give a shit about that. What does it take to become a member of the Royalty? A heavty post count? It seems like it. I want to post my satire here but I stopped because the politicos are to biased in there opinions to understand it. I stopped posting long, creative posts because people don't give a shit about reading all the way through. I doubt people are still reading through this. A select few friends might still be reading through this snow storm induced angst but I don't care at least it is written. One more step to the brink of insanity. One more step out of the General Forum.
WOW sowwy :(

maybe this was a bad idea

WOW sowwy :(

maybe this was a bad idea

It seems to be a recurring pattern unfortunately :(

I'm sorry you feel that way Foxx.

Who cares. There's six inches of snow on the ground and they just canceled school. I'm glad New Mexico has such unpredicable weather. Middle of March and it snows. Last time it snowed it was November. And thanks for the offer Church but I'm already on Fools Paradise and OverClockedReMix UnMod.
Who's Church? :confused:

Who cares. There's six inches of snow on the ground and they just canceled school. I'm glad New Mexico has such unpredicable weather. Middle of March and it snows. Last time it snowed it was November. And thanks for the offer Church but I'm already on Fools Paradise and OverClockedReMix UnMod.
firstly, what the hell are you doing on the computer, go and play out in the snow you lucky sod!

secondly, you're on PB too! (even if you don't really post much)

Who's Church? :confused:You are.

Don't worry Findecano Calaelen, I'm not bitter.

firstly, what the hell are you doing on the computer, go and play out in the snow you lucky sod!

yeah some of us have never seen snow

You are.
Oh. Don't know how I got that name, though... :hmm: Thanks though :)

Well, I'm off to bed (yes at 8:40 in the morning! :D ).

Later all! :)

firstly, what the hell are you doing on the computer, go and play out in the snow you lucky sod!

secondly, you're on PB too! (even if you don't really post much)I'm in New Mexico. I don't even have mittens or snow shoes. And I'm not getting my Adidas High Tops ruined.
http://www.passover-ss.com/s_img/adidas/a210.jpg
These aren't mine. Mine are red, white, & blue.

I'm in New Mexico. I don't even have mittens or snow shoes. And I'm not getting my Adidas High Tops ruined.
http://www.passover-ss.com/s_img/adidas/a210.jpg
These aren't mine. Mine are red, white, & blue.
dude, they're ugly as hell! but whatever floats your boat!

you could put plastic bags round them, that'd stop them getting ruined

Has anyone figured out the puzzle in my sig yet? I want to go back to changing the small part every day.

Has anyone figured out the puzzle in my sig yet? I want to go back to changing the small part every day.
no

What is the point of having officially appointed General Royalty?

I think we all have an idea of who our own royalty here is. Heres My list of 'Queens'

Tink: Queen of Fluffledom
Shaed: Queen of the My Little Ponies
Occidio: Queen of Macabre
Passive Cookies: Queen of All Things Hot and Canadian
Gaeltech: Queen of the Order of Hot Jet Fighters
Peechland: Queen of the Sweet
Jamil: Queen of the Hot Frenchiness
Wild Orchid: Queen of Compassion
Oksana: Queen of Newbdom
Lakren: Queen of Making Men Drool
Erastide: Queen of the Stickies (I mean this in a good way!)
Prosophia: Queen of the Electric Smile
Randomea: Queen of Random Coolness
Ro-Ro: Queen of teh Uber Cute
Tree-Hugging Lesbians: Queen of Making Me Want to be a Lesbian (wait, I kind of am...)
Squealopia: Queen of Not Coming Here Often Enough!
Aerou: Queen of Hearts and Foxiness ;) (In spite of the fact that Im now something less than a stable boy in her eyes)

Ok, I know Ive left a ton out, but Im growing weary of typing, so this will have to do for now!!!

Ill add one more, only since its obvious she needs to be mentioned

Pope Hope: Well, shes the Pope, obviously! So not royalty, but tied to the throne... preferably in some sort of sexy position! Woo! Id become religious with a Pope like that!

Tink: Queen of Fluffledom
Shaed: Queen of the My Little Ponies
Occidio: Queen of Macabre
Passive Cookies: Queen of All Things Hot and Canadian
Gaeltech: Queen of the Order of Hot Jet Fighters
Peechland: Queen of the Sweet
Jamil: Queen of the Hot Frenchiness
Wild Orchid: Queen of Compassion
Oksana: Queen of Newbdom
Lakren: Queen of Making Men Drool
Erastide: Queen of the Stickies (I mean this in a good way!)
Prosophia: Queen of the Electric Smile
Randomea: Queen of Random Coolness
Ro-Ro: Queen of teh Uber Cute
Tree-Hugging Lesbians: Queen of Making Me Want to be a Lesbian (wait, I kind of am...)
Squealopia: Queen of Not Coming Here Often Enough!
Aerou: Queen of Hearts and Foxiness ;) (In spite of the fact that Im now something less than a stable boy in her eyes)
Pope Hope: Well, shes the Pope, obviously! So not royalty, but tied to the throne... preferably in some sort of sexy position! Woo! Id become religious with a Pope like that!I don't even know who half those people are.

My queen: Split between Oskana and Tink. A throne on either side I think.

My jester: Kanabia and Legless can do a duo act.

My prince: Pure Metal, who may share Tink if he likes. They are in love after all.

My princess: Shaed. She's a nice lass.

Nobles: Monkeypimp, Lunatic Goofballs, and maybe The Plutonian empire.

I don't even know who half those people are.
I do though, thats why they're my royalty!

I think you would have a part in my kingdom too - but I just realized I already gave away foxiness... hmm... Ill have to think about that...

My queen: Split between Oskana and Tink. A throne on either side I think.
My jester: Kanabia and Legless can do a duo act.

My prince: Pure Metal, who may share Tink if he likes. They are in love after all.

My princess: Shaed. She's a nice lass.

Nobles: Monkeypimp, Lunatic Goofballs, and maybe The Plutonian empire.
:eek: you'd make make me share! :(

*applies for position of Court Stud*

Hey, someone had to...

:eek: you'd make make me share! :(
All the queens under the umbrella of my empire get their own kingdom! You can do as you like, and you can choose either to share Kings from other Kingdoms, or to simply latch on to your own! :)

(Im not a King though - in fact I don't even think I was mentioned here except for on my own... So I don't think youre allowed to share me, royalty mustn't mix blood with us commoners, in fact... what was I thinking... I dont think Ive left myself any women!! Oh no! *sets up for long dry spell*)

All the queens under the umbrella of my empire get their own kingdom! You can do as you like, and you can choose either to share Kings from other Kingdoms, or to simply latch on to your own! :)

(Im not a King though - in fact I don't even think I was mentioned here except for on my own... So I don't think youre allowed to share me, royalty mustn't mix blood with us commoners, in fact... what was I thinking... I dont think Ive left myself any women!! Oh no! *sets up for long dry spell*)


If we cant roll in the hay with the stable boys, we want no part of it.

If we cant roll in the hay with the stable boys, we want no part of it.

*applies for position of Stable Boy*

If we cant roll in the hay with the stable boys, we want no part of it.
I don't even think Im a stable boy... Im more like... a Canadian in King Max's Court... :p

*applies for position of Stable Boy*


You are definitely hired ;)

btw.....I loved your Caesar salad comment.

You are definitely hired ;)

btw.....I loved your Caesar salad comment.

WOOT!

*strips down naked, puts on overalls with strategically-placed holes*

"Ready for action, ma'am!"

My queen: Split between Oskana and Tink. A throne on either side I think.

My jester: Kanabia and Legless can do a duo act.

My prince: Pure Metal, who may share Tink if he likes. They are in love after all.

My princess: Shaed. She's a nice lass.

Nobles: Monkeypimp, Lunatic Goofballs, and maybe The Plutonian empire.
lol i like the way you say "my prince" :p ;)

i nominate myself as court embalmer, general sicko, and all around dr. death. someone has to do the dirty work.
only harlsberg thought thius was a good idea. i am off to rebelize. a new thread...............

*Andaluciae roars in*
I OBJECT!

For, if there are any in this thread worthy of the title of SOVEREIGN, please come forth! Yet, it would appear that there is one who has claimed the title of SOVEREIGN. They are not fit for this title! I challenge that only they who hold the title of MOD can truly be called SOVEREIGN! For only can we see the authority in the hands of Cogitation, Myrth, Katganistan or Reploid Productions! Truly, without this title of MOD can you claim the wisdom to be SOVEREIGN!

*Andaluciae roars in*
I OBJECT!

For, if there are any in this thread worthy of the title of SOVEREIGN, please come forth! Yet, it would appear that there is one who has claimed the title of SOVEREIGN. They are not fit for this title! I challenge that only they who hold the title of MOD can truly be called SOVEREIGN! For only can we see the authority in the hands of Cogitation, Myrth, Katganistan or Reploid Productions! Truly, without this title of MOD can you claim the wisdom to be SOVEREIGN!

Thine nose doth be brown, old chap.

*Andaluciae roars in*
I OBJECT!

For, if there are any in this thread worthy of the title of SOVEREIGN, please come forth! Yet, it would appear that there is one who has claimed the title of SOVEREIGN. They are not fit for this title! I challenge that only they who hold the title of MOD can truly be called SOVEREIGN! For only can we see the authority in the hands of Cogitation, Myrth, Katganistan or Reploid Productions! Truly, without this title of MOD can you claim the wisdom to be SOVEREIGN!
you tried this in my thread, and it didnt work.
just join up with us. we will call you Count Grammaricular

Thine nose doth be brown, old chap.


LOL

LM, I love your list. Tin,I love yours as well. I can share a throne with Tink or she can be your right-hand or left-hand, which ever. I'd rather be the right-hand though!

LM, I love your list. Tin,I love yours as well. I can share a throne with Tink or she can be your right-hand or left-hand, which ever. I'd rather be the right-hand though!
Why thank you Queen Noobian! :fluffle:

I do though, thats why they're my royalty!

I think you would have a part in my kingdom too - but I just realized I already gave away foxiness... hmm... Ill have to think about that...

Well, I forgot someone very important, and I had already given away Foxiness (which would have been the obvious choice) So I pulled out all the stops, New Foxxinnia gets a big one! :)

New Foxxinnia Queen of Caring and Love

(and a couple of :fluffle: :fluffle:'s for good measure!)

For, if there are any in this thread worthy of the title of SOVEREIGN, please come forth!

Yo! Steppin' up. No man owns me or controls me (though a few women have tried and enjoyed the process). Mods be damned! I post what I want when I want!

Its 45 inches long and weighs 2lbs 6 ounces and is a hard as steel...


Now thats a way to impress me thinks...
Its not what you got its how you use it!

Yo! Steppin' up. No man owns me or controls me (though a few women have tried and enjoyed the process). Mods be damned! I post what I want when I want!

But you're my prince. :(

Yo! Steppin' up. No man owns me or controls me (though a few women have tried and enjoyed the process). Mods be damned! I post what I want when I want!

But you're my prince. :(

:eek: you'd make make me share! :(

But you and Oksana are good friends with me... I couldn't choose. So you can both be my brides! You'd both grow to like each other in time... ;)

Be my Queens... and together we will rule the General Forum Empire!

But you and Oksana are good friends with me... I couldn't choose. So you can both be my brides! You'd both grow to like each other in time... ;)

Be my Queens... and together we will rule the General Forum Empire!
there is only one Lord of the General Forum, and he does not share power!


*jumps off the tower of orthanc*

*slays peasants*

there is only one Lord of the General Forum, and he does not share power!


*jumps off the tower of orthanc*

Those who deny my power will be pelted with buttered toast!

I don't think so Lord TIN because I just slayed all the peasants in the buttering business

*valiantly steps up next to Lord PM and strikes a pose*

Those who deny my power will be pelted with buttered toast!
you can't touch me. i have the jam.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:4zHIpgKyhJoJ:http://www.flameia.com/desktops/mix/large2/strawberry-jam.jpg

I don't think so Lord TIN because I just slayed all the peasants in the buttering business

*valiantly steps up next to Lord PM and strikes a pose*

There's $700 Billion in it for you if you join my side.

[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.
DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.
ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'
DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the
behind you looked--
DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an
inferior!
ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By
exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to our outdated imperialist
dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our
society! If there's ever going to be any progress--
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how
d'you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the
Britons. Who's castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.
WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an
autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives
in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We
take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the
week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal
affairs,--
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the
purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of
the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to
carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear
that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing
me, you saw it didn't you?



:cool:

you can't touch me. i have the jam.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:4zHIpgKyhJoJ:http://www.flameia.com/desktops/mix/large2/strawberry-jam.jpg

No match for my Mate, Marmite.

http://www.robertopiecollection.com/Application/Images/Newpics/14RET17lg.jpg

There's $700 Billion in it for you if you join my side.
800 billion

800 billion

Done. Join my side, and together the forum will be ours! And you shall be given some territory!

No match for my Mate, Marmite.

http://www.robertopiecollection.com/Application/Images/Newpics/14RET17lg.jpg
*cries into his Weetos*

damn yous TIN! foiled agan...

800 billion
i'll give you 1 more than whatever he's offering

awwwww, TIN! I just saw your sig! I love you too! :fluffle:

awwwww, TIN! I just saw your sig! I love you too! :fluffle:

Uh oh... I'm trapped in a love triangle with Pure metal... :eek:

*Cowers*

Don't kill me!

Uh oh... I'm trapped in a love triangle with Pure metal... :eek:

*Cowers*

Don't kill me!
*pinches TIN's bum instead*

Uh oh... I'm trapped in a love triangle with Pure metal... :eek:

*Cowers*

Don't kill me!
*kills TIN*


wow, anticlimax eh?

*kills TIN*


wow, anticlimax eh?
Let's do a scoobydoo ending


*pluplupluplupulpuluplpu*

Let's do a scoobydoo ending


*pluplupluplupulpuluplpu*
*pulls off TIN's mask*

aha! it's Mr. Watson the fairground pwner! I knew it all along....


http://www.cambap.hpg.ig.com.br/scooby00.gif
*gay scooby laugh*

*pulls off TIN's mask*

aha! it's Mr. Watson the fairground pwner! I knew it all along....


http://www.cambap.hpg.ig.com.br/scooby00.gif
*gay scooby laugh*

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

*Sigh* I always manage to gain forbidden love. The only person I ever had a crush on in RL turned out to be a lesbian. :(

Zoiks!

Zoiks!

Would you join my side for a scooby snack? :D