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Just thought I would post what I believe is the current NS general forum royalty. The criteria I used to pick these people were frequent posters who I believe make up the core of the forum, feel free to mention anyone who you think I have missed (I know ive missed some that should be here) or to post your own even just discuss

God
Max Barry

King
Eutrusca

Queen
Bottle

Princes
Spaam
TIN

Princesses
Tink
Oksana

Nobles
TPE
LP
Goofballs
MonkeyPimp
Peechland
Pure Metal
Shaed

Knights
Cog
Myrth

Jester
Johnny Wadd

I refuse to accept as my King anyone who has been here less than a year.

I refuse to accept as my King anyone who has been here less than a year.
Agreed.

Besides, I thought Sdaeriji was one of the only ones left from the actual original royalty?

Agreed.

Besides, I thought Sdaeriji was one of the only ones left from the actual original royalty?

I was never part of the original royalty.

I was never part of the original royalty.
No? Must have my peoples confused. You should have been. :p :D

Agreed.

Besides, I thought Sdaeriji was one of the only ones left from the actual original royalty?
Spaam was in the original

I see Eutrusca as the father figure of the group hence he got to be king.
Others may have missed out because I havnt had the contact with them

Can I be the King's local magistrate? Or perhaps the purveyor of the Kings harem? :D

Spaam was in the original

I see Eutrusca as the father figure of the group hence he got to be king.
Others may have missed out because I havnt had the contact with them

Meh. Go nuts. It's ridiculous cliquey bullshit, just like it was the first time. It's a great way to make newbies seem unwelcome.

Can I be the King's local magistrate? Or perhaps the purveyor of the Kings harem? :D
:D you probably should be up there though.

Maybe post your own lists, people

You all have it wrong. The NS General forum, and in fact all of NationStates, is run by a CIA shadow council. They are hiding secret transmissions to one another in every third letter of certain region names and nation titles, which when taken together will create a simple cipher which can be decrypted by hand. Of course, they wipe my hard drive whenever I save the messages, and I recently found my notebook stolen from out of my bedroom. So you must all search for yourselves, and see the light of the truth!
And if you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell you.

Meh. Go nuts. It's ridiculous cliquey bullshit, just like it was the first time. It's a great way to make newbies seem unwelcome.
Nothing serious was intended, including making people feel unwelcome :( I was a newbie lurker when the original was started and it helped me get to know people

Spaam was in the original

I see Eutrusca as the father figure of the group hence he got to be king.
Others may have missed out because I havnt had the contact with them
Sdaeriji should be a Prince now.

I think Eutrusca should be a Steward rather than a king... I have the greatest respect for him :D

As for King... well... is there anyone more qualified than me? Possibly Lunatic Goofballs... but definitely not any of the mods. Mods are not allowed to be royalty :p

As for Queen, that is hard... very hard... I am afraid I cannot make that decision. Possibly if Silver or Mezzaluna posted more. Or maybe Bottle. I think that Tink is old enough even... that is definitely up for discussion! Who else could be Queen?

You all have it wrong. The NS General forum, and in fact all of NationStates, is run by a CIA shadow council. They are hiding secret transmissions to one another in every third letter of certain region names and nation titles, which when taken together will create a simple cipher which can be decrypted by hand. Of course, they wipe my hard drive whenever I save the messages, and I recently found my notebook stolen from out of my bedroom. So you must all search for yourselves, and see the light of the truth!

how much for the bridge?

Sdaeriji should be a Prince now.

I think Eutrusca should be a Steward rather than a king... I have the greatest respect for him :D

As for King... well... is there anyone more qualified than me? Possibly Lunatic Goofballs... but definitely not any of the mods. Mods are not allowed to be royalty :p

As for Queen, that is hard... very hard... I am afraid I cannot make that decision. Possibly if Silver or Mezzaluna posted more. Or maybe Bottle. I think that Tink is old enough even... that is definitely up for discussion! Who else could be Queen?
I would be honored to be the Queen! :p

Meh. Go nuts. It's ridiculous cliquey bullshit, just like it was the first time. It's a great way to make newbies seem unwelcome.
Actually, if the royalty is nice enough, its the best way to get newbies integrated... Though I agree it is cliquey bs ;)

Nothing serious was intended, including making people feel unwelcome :( I was a newbie lurker when the original was started and it helped me get to know people

Really? I found it quite uninviting.

Sdaeriji should be a Prince now.

I think Eutrusca should be a Steward rather than a king... I have the greatest respect for him :D

As for King... well... is there anyone more qualified than me? Possibly Lunatic Goofballs... but definitely not any of the mods. Mods are not allowed to be royalty :p

As for Queen, that is hard... very hard... I am afraid I cannot make that decision. Possibly if Silver or Mezzaluna posted more. Or maybe Bottle. I think that Tink is old enough even... that is definitely up for discussion! Who else could be Queen?
Queen was definatly the hardest to think of. It took all I had not to have Goofballs as the jester but king? I think not.

Apologies to Sdaeriji he probably deserves it but as I said before ive had little contact with him :(

Really? I found it quite uninviting.
Yeah well who knows? I can see it from both sides.

Really? I found it quite uninviting.
Was I uninviting? :(

True... noone would be a better Jester than LG ;)

As for Sdaeriji... is he more of a king than I am? No offense of course, I love him to bits :D :fluffle:

how much for the bridge?
15 cents worth of pocket change, a honey badger, and three chocolate-chip cookies.

15 cents worth of pocket change, a honey badger, and three chocolate-chip cookies.
Damnit! Im short one chocolate chip cookie and three cents!

15 cents worth of pocket change, a honey badger, and three chocolate-chip cookies.
Ill give you 10cents, a honey rat and a collection of lint from my belly button

Ill give you 10cents, a honey rat and a collection of lint from my belly button
Perhaps, if you throw in a shiny thimble.

Perhaps, if you throw in a shiny thimble.
how about a depleted battery from my tv remote

Was I uninviting? :(

True... noone would be a better Jester than LG ;)

As for Sdaeriji... is he more of a king than I am? No offense of course, I love him to bits :D :fluffle:
LG hasnt been up to his tricks as much lately so he got booted to a respectable position

how about a depleted battery from my tv remote
Hmm, you drive a hard bargain!
SOLD.

I will be forum king someday, just you wait.

I will be forum king someday, just you wait.
Macbeth was a king for awhile aswell look how that ended, Kings just have a huge target on their heads

Macbeth was a king for awhile aswell look how that ended, Kings just have a huge target on their heads
Thank the forum lords that I've only put myself up for Queenship then! Phew!

Macbeth was a king for awhile aswell look how that ended, Kings just have a huge target on their heads

By mid-late summer all of those who wish to challenge me will be smothered under the sheer weight of my skyrocketing post count.

Thank the forum lords that I've only put myself up for Queenship then! Phew!
well lady macbeth went crazy

well lady macbeth went crazy
Yeah, thats true eh... hmm... Id like to think at least she got a good toss before she went.

By mid-late summer all of those who wish to challenge me will be smothered under the sheer weight of my skyrocketing post count.
*hides in cushion fort*

*hides in cushion fort*

Do you plan on challenging my rise to power?

Originally posted by Neo-A
You all have it wrong. The NS General forum, and in fact all of NationStates, is run by a CIA shadow council. They are hiding secret transmissions to one another in every third letter of certain region names and nation titles, which when taken together will create a simple cipher which can be decrypted by hand. Of course, they wipe my hard drive whenever I save the messages, and I recently found my notebook stolen from out of my bedroom. So you must all search for yourselves, and see the light of the truth!

I would like to point out that this would qualify Neo-A as the NS Chrisotpher Columbus, and if Tink's a princess then PM's originally of a different kingdom? Or are we inbreed kind of people?

I would like to point out that this would qualify Neo-A as the NS Chrisotpher Columbus, and if Tink's a princess then PM's originally of a different kingdom? Or are we inbreed kind of people?
Nothing wrong with a bit of incest...

If Tink is Queen, our marriage would be merely political, and we would have concubines ;)

Originally posted by Spaam
Nothing wrong with a bit of incest...

If Tink is Queen, our marriage would be merely political, and we would have concubines

Our marriage? As in royal marriages? Tink's marrying PM. What is that wink for? I'm not your concubine or anyone's concubine for that matter.

I nominate Roach-Busters as Royal Roach Buster, Bodies Without Organs as teh royal organless body, Neo-Anarchists as a princess, Kanabia as the Royal goblin beer servant, Keruvalia as a duke and Dontgonearthere as the royal signpost. Sorry to those I missed!

I would like to point out that this would qualify Neo-A as the NS Chrisotpher Columbus
:confused:
*is mildly perplexed*

:confused:
*is mildly perplexed*

There, there princess!:p

Originally posted by Neo-A

*is mildly perplexed*

You'd be the one among the royals that would actually understand something about the world. Like Christopher Columbus and other explorers at the age of exploration. Hence, the CIA quote. :)

I refuse to accept as my King anyone who has been here less than a year.
Agreed.

Besides, I thought Sdaeriji was one of the only ones left from the actual original royalty?
I concur Sdaeriji shall be my king!
If anyone at all!
Aerou is my Queen

Do you plan on challenging my rise to power?
I bestow on you the Title of The Black Prince Usurper of the Order of The True Nationstates Royals!-Happy now??

I want to be the court beatbox.

Oh, I don't even get a mention?

*pouts*

Our marriage? As in royal marriages? Tink's marrying PM. What is that wink for? I'm not your concubine or anyone's concubine for that matter.
Mine and Tinks marriage. And nothing wrong with polygamy either :p

And no... I never considered you Oksana...


Oh, and Harlesy, Aerou can't be Queen.
I think we should see whether Sdaeriji or I are better suited for King...

I bestow on you the Title of The Black Prince Usurper of the Order of The True Nationstates Royals!-Happy now??

All shall bow before The BPUOTNSR!!!!! Mwahahaha!!!!

Yes, I am happy now.

Oh, I don't even get a mention?

*pouts*

I nominate Roach-Busters as Royal Roach Buster, Bodies Without Organs as teh royal organless body, Neo-Anarchists as a princess, Kanabia as the Royal goblin beer servant, Keruvalia as a duke and Dontgonearthere as the royal signpost. Sorry to those I missed!

;)

Oh, I don't even get a mention?

*pouts*
~mentions~

Kanabia is a noble of the highest calibre!

All shall bow before The BPUOTNSR!!!!! Mwahahaha!!!!

Yes, I am happy now.
Mwhahahahahahahahahaha
for i am Duke Fedder Von Harle
MWhahahahahahahahaha

Originally posted by Patra Caesar
Keruvalia as a duke

He shouldn't be a duke! I shall make him a prince.

~mentions~

Kanabia is a nob of the highest calibre!

I second that!:D

;)

:D I missed that.

Unfortunately, i'd be a pretty poor beer-servant, goblin or no. You'd find me passed out in the cellar with my mouth directly underneath the tap of an empty beer keg.


~mentions~

Kanabia is a noble of the highest calibre!

Why, thankyou good sir. Do I get a shiny jewel-encrusted rapier?

Oh, and Harlesy, Aerou can't be Queen.
I think we should see whether Sdaeriji or I are better suited for King...
Oh well look youve managed to add a y to the s so have a cookie you Genius.[/Sarcasam]
Aerou can be Queen because she Aerou Nuff Said!
High Priestess Queen Aerou of the Mighter realms of the Order of The True Nationstates Royals!

:D I missed that.

Unfortunately, i'd be a pretty poor beer-servant, goblin or no. You'd find me passed out in the cellar with my mouth directly underneath the tap of an empty beer keg.

But isn't that right up your alley?:P

Oh well look youve managed to add a y to the s so have a cookie you Genius.[/Sarcasam]
Aerou can be Queen because she Aerou Nuff Said!
High Priestess Queen Aerou of the Mighter realms of the Order of The True Nationstates Royals!
Noone will accept a Queen that has been a member for less than a year. Unless she is Queen of the newbs.


Ooooh yes Kanabia! I'll get us matching ones :D:D:D

But isn't that right up your alley?:P

Well...

I'd rather have voluptuous serving wenches bringing me said beer while I sit in an extremely comfortable chair and have people reflect on how awesome I am and bards dedicating songs to me...

:D

Ooooh yes Kanabia! I'll get us matching ones :D:D:D

Excellent. You can be my sparring partner as well.

Come to think of it, we need an armsmaster guy to teach us all of the dirty combat tricks.

Excellent. You can be my sparring partner as well.

Come to think of it, we need an armsmaster guy to teach us all of the dirty combat tricks.

If that position is still open i'll take it :D

*Brings out a hand and a half*

Now if you would kindly out those girly weapons down i'll teach you how to fight properly :D

If that position is still open i'll take it :D

*Brings out a hand and a half*

Now if you would kindly out those girly weapons down i'll teach you how to fight properly :D
YAY! I get to learn to be a l33t fighter!

YAY! I get to learn to be a l33t fighter!

Ahhhhh excellent...would the title of Sword Master be out of the question? Or is Master of Arms ok?

Hehehehe, me? A noble? I've come a long way then (*was a mere royal serving wench in the original forum royalty*)

I'd really rather be some sort of... high priestess... harem-girl... wench thing. But I guess I can just be a noble with lots of hobbies ^.^

*is thrilled that she's apparently well-known enough to merit a mention*

EDIT: and also, squee! I heartily approve of the other nobles. *gives TPE, Peechland and MonkeyPimp many many cookies/beers/raw sugar/gold stars/<insert reward of choice*)

I'm not so sure about this whole layout thing, with the nobles above the knights though.... Something in me doesn't like seeing my name above Myrth's. Maybe it's those pesky self-preservation instincts again :p

Ahhhhh excellent...would the title of Sword Master be out of the question? Or is Master of Arms ok?
You got there first, so Sword Master it is. Until someone challenges your position that is!

You got there first, so Sword Master it is. Until someone challenges your position that is!

*Starts to sharpen his blade*

Well I can also be royal barber as this thing is pretty sharp ;)

I think this court needs a Marqis de Sade type person.

I concur Sdaeriji shall be my king!
If anyone at all!
Aerou is my Queen

Thanks, but no thanks. Although it would be nice to have Aerou as my queen.

I will be forum king someday, just you wait.
*waits*


*realizes she turned 1,045 years old waiting* :D

I think this court needs a Marqis de Sade type person.
*raises hand*
*waves oversized hypodermic needle wildly*

if THATS what you are looking for.....................

Thanks, but no thanks. Although it would be nice to have Aerou as my queen.
Well, in that case, you can be the Crown Prince...

Which means I'm King! YAY!

I think this court needs a Marqis de Sade type person.
Or perhaps a Countess Bathory!

*drags out the spiked cages and blood collecting pools*

Anybody have some pure virgin girls they'd like to donate?

Well, in that case, you can be the Crown Prince...

Which means I'm King! YAY!
and you, oh king, need to enter the chest contest, then. set a royal example of participation.

Well, in that case, you can be the Crown Prince...

Which means I'm King! YAY!

Eh, I didn't like the idea of forum "royalty" the first time, and I don't like it this time. I remember how left out I felt, and I wouldn't want to make even one person feel like that myself.

Or perhaps a Countess Bathory!

*drags out the spiked cages and blood collecting pools*

Anybody have some pure virgin girls they'd like to donate?
now what the HELL are you going to do with a VIRGIN????

Eh, I didn't like the idea of forum "royalty" the first time, and I don't like it this time. I remember how left out I felt, and I wouldn't want to make even one person feel like that myself.
hey- we can form our own club. and it will be cooler.

Eh, I didn't like the idea of forum "royalty" the first time, and I don't like it this time. I remember how left out I felt, and I wouldn't want to make even one person feel like that myself.
Well, as King, I don't want anyone left out, not even the ones I dislike (that why I want a dungeon ;)). I'd prefer everyone to be involved... but you have to have cliques. Besides, not that I'd ever have any power... just means I get more chicks :D

Maybe instead of royalty, we should all just take over a castle and do whatever the hell we like.

Like worship me, for instance. That would be fun.

Noone will accept a Queen that has been a member for less than a year. Unless she is Queen of the newbs.

Thats your opinion and you are entitled to it.
But i shall question you on the right of Kingship-Eutrusca???
How can he be legit and Aerou not?

now what the HELL are you going to do with a VIRGIN????
Virgin blood is good for the skin.
Or so I hear, I mean. It's not like I'd know that stuff myself.

That's not even mentioning all the fun you can have with a pair of shears and a few pins...

Thats your opinion and you are entitled to it.
But i shall question you on the right of Kingship-Eutrusca???
How can he be legit and Aerou not?
He isn't legit... which is why he is Steward...

Thats your opinion and you are entitled to it.
But i shall question you on the right of Kingship-Eutrusca???
How can he be legit and Aerou not?

Don't worry about it. I doubt Aerou would want to be "queen" of the forum anyway.

Thanks, but no thanks. Although it would be nice to have Aerou as my queen.
Well like i said if anyone it would be you.
But i shall not bow down to no unjust man!

Yes Aerou for Queen!

He isn't legit... which is why he is Steward...
As it hasnt been changed on the front page it stands till then!

Don't worry about it. I doubt Aerou would want to be "queen" of the forum anyway.
Tis true you dont need a large following to be the best.
Your deeds prove your worth!

and also, squee! I heartily approve of the other nobles. *gives TPE, Peechland and MonkeyPimp many many cookies/beers/raw sugar/gold stars/<insert reward of choice*)

I'm not so sure about this whole layout thing, with the nobles above the knights though.... Something in me doesn't like seeing my name above Myrth's. Maybe it's those pesky self-preservation instincts again :p
Do I get a reward for giving them the title?

Bah Myrth should be happy to just be mentioned

As it hasnt been changed on the front page it stands till then!
Doesn't matter... I can start a new thread with it. The point is, the King isn't determined by a thread, but by the respect of the others.

Also, will you stop bloody triple posting... its akin to spam... and its only getting your post count up!

As for Aerou being the best... HAH. Get real... she's just an upstart!

Tis true you dont need a large following to be the best.
Your deeds prove your worth!

Haha, thanks. It's nice to see I have some fans here. I'm appreciate the sentiment, but I'd rather not be part to it. I guess I'm still bitter?

And I don't want to speak for dear Aerou, but I get the feeling that this is not something she would seriously participate in. Again, not to speak for her, just my impression.

Doesn't matter... I can start a new thread with it. The point is, the King isn't determined by a thread, but by the respect of the others.

Also, will you stop bloody triple posting... its akin to spam... and its only getting your post count up!

As for Aerou being the best... HAH. Get real... she's just an upstart!

Who do you recommend as "queen"?

As it hasnt been changed on the front page it stands till then!
Meh you can make your own list if you want

We feel left out and offended. :/

Carry on. 3];{>

i'd like to take this opportunity to remember the names of those of teh old General forum royalty who are no longer among us :(

so many awesome people

You new types are so... sterile and clinical about teh whole process..

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=330090

i'd like to take this opportunity to remember the names of those of teh old General forum royalty who are no longer among us :(

so many awesome people

You new types are so... sterile and clinical about teh whole process..

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=330090

Wow that thread takes me back. Heh.

i'd like to take this opportunity to remember the names of those of teh old General forum royalty who are no longer among us :(

so many awesome people

You new types are so... sterile and clinical about teh whole process..

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=330090

*slaps you with a fish*

Who's sterile and clinical? Vote for me!

Who do you recommend as "queen"?
I dunno...

Tink maybe?


Lapse! :D
The reason it is so clinical, is because this place is in anarchy... they have been too long without a leader ;)

Meh you can make your own list if you want
Heah i used it as an example to have a hit out at Spaam for his reasons for not allowing Aerou as Queen if you want Eutrusca you are entitled to him. ;)

Lapse! :D
The reason it is so clinical, is because this place is in anarchy... they have been too long without a leader ;)
Yes we need to bring order back to the generalites

Eh, I didn't like the idea of forum "royalty" the first time, and I don't like it this time. I remember how left out I felt, and I wouldn't want to make even one person feel like that myself.
thats how i felt about this... till i saw meself on the list :D :cool:

yeah i can handle being a noble... need me a castle (http://eeyore.astro.uiuc.edu/pics/germany/castles/castle.jpg) of course ;)

Doesn't matter... I can start a new thread with it. The point is, the King isn't determined by a thread, but by the respect of the others.

Also, will you stop bloody triple posting... its akin to spam... and its only getting your post count up!

As for Aerou being the best... HAH. Get real... she's just an upstart!
You most certainly can start a new thread!

Heck if others posted between my posts it wouldnt be so bad.
Ive already told you if i want to reply to something i will it is a free world!

*Pinches Skin*Heck what do you know im real!
Sdaeriji your probably right.
Definatly about the seriousness. ;)

I dunno...

Tink maybe?


Lapse! :D
The reason it is so clinical, is because this place is in anarchy... they have been too long without a leader ;)

Tink? Why?

And you're dead wrong. Aerou IS the best. And I'm not just saying that. Maybe not the best choice for queen, but she is the best.

thats how i felt about this... till i saw meself on the list :D :cool:

yeah i can handle being a noble... need me a castle (http://eeyore.astro.uiuc.edu/pics/germany/castles/castle.jpg) of course ;)
Lord Pure Metal... yes... sounds good...
Maybe even Prince? ;)

this thread is getting ugly. people tend to abandon good sense when faced with situations involving those they really really like (love, perhaps?)

thats how i felt about this... till i saw meself on the list :D :cool:

yeah i can handle being a noble... need me a castle (http://eeyore.astro.uiuc.edu/pics/germany/castles/castle.jpg) of course ;)
thats a sexy looking castle

Tink? Why?

And you're dead wrong. Aerou IS the best. And I'm not just saying that. Maybe not the best choice for queen, but she is the best.
That is true kindest Heart out there.

Tink? Why?

And you're dead wrong. Aerou IS the best. And I'm not just saying that. Maybe not the best choice for queen, but she is the best.
Well, its probably just our opinions (though as King mine count for more ;) j/k)... but why are you so attached to such an upstart?

Tink? Why?

cos its Tink, and she's great. very queenly. 'nuff said :)

Lord Pure Metal... yes... sounds good...
Maybe even Prince? ;)
well there is my upcoming royal e-marrage to the lovely princess :cool:

I dunno...

Tink maybe?


Lapse! :D
The reason it is so clinical, is because this place is in anarchy... they have been too long without a leader ;)
nahh... its clinical because hardly anyone is up for a good ol spam war anymore...

back wehn we reigned, every 2nd thread was a fun, old thread... now we are lucky to get 1 in a hundred that is a fun thread...

and ofcourse the mods have become even more tyrannical...

Ha! Mine's not ugly. Just me and Keruvalia. Spaam has always been corrupt. ;)

cos its Tink, and she's great. very queenly. 'nuff said :)



well she does have the Tiara

thats how i felt about this... till i saw meself on the list :D :cool:

yeah i can handle being a noble... need me a castle (http://eeyore.astro.uiuc.edu/pics/germany/castles/castle.jpg) of course ;)


You want the castle next to that on...http://www.deutschland.ca/winter/images/neuschwanstein.jpg

The one in your pic is down the hill to the right :D

Well, its probably just our opinions (though as King mine count for more ;) j/k)... but why are you so attached to such an upstart?

Because I like Aerou. Her being an "upstart" has nothing to do with her personality or anything. I don't care whether or not she gets to be "queen" of General. I just like her, and think she's the best.

You want the castle next to that on...http://www.deutschland.ca/winter/images/neuschwanstein.jpg

The one in your pic is down the hill to the right :D
the one to the right, thats just my summer castle :D

cos its Tink, and she's great. very queenly. 'nuff said :)


well there is my upcoming royal e-marrage to the lovely princess :cool:
If she's Queen then she has to marry me too :p

Fairy nuff Sdaeriji! I accept that :)

And of course I'm corrupt Oksana... but you should see me in bed ;)

Originally posted by Spaam
And of course I'm corrupt Oksana... but you should see me in bed

Sorry, I cannot do that. It would be unloyal to my kingdom. ;)

the one to the right, thats just my summer castle :D

Two castles huh? Nice....


I'll stick with my tool of the trade. (http://img213.exs.cx/img213/5843/at152025fc.jpg)

So does ANYONE like my list?

I shot gun 'only gay in the village!'

I shot gun 'only gay in the village!'
Why would you want to be the only gay? I would want some company ;)

Because I like Aerou. Her being an "upstart" has nothing to do with her personality or anything. I don't care whether or not she gets to be "queen" of General. I just like her, and think she's the best.
*Nods head*

So does ANYONE like my list?
Its relativly good.
I like it.

Why would you want to be the only gay? I would want some company ;)

Ha well you can just fly to Australia now can't you. Actually I nicked the line from a cult show, but in this case, I shot gun 'Priest'.....haha *shifty eyes

Its relativly good.
I like it.
well thank you seems everyone was against it but no one will post their own :(

Ha well you can just fly to Australia now can't you. Actually I nicked the line from a cult show, but in this case, I shot gun 'Priest'.....haha *shifty eyes

If I recall correctly, he's Aussie too.

well thank you seems everyone was against it but no one will post their own :(

Ooh, good idea. Give me a moment.

I like your list Fin-e, but I cannot handle Spaam being King. So I started my own kingdom with Keruvalia. :)

So does ANYONE like my list?
im not on it :mad:

If I recall correctly, he's Aussie too.

thats right


Ooh, good idea. Give me a moment.
good luck :)

I like your list Fin-e, but I cannot handle Spaam being King. So I started my own kingdom with Keruvalia. :)
I never said Spaam was king, thats his own deliusion :)
dont leave my kingdom

im not on it :mad:
sorry
have a :fluffle:

whoooo I'm noble (according to FC.)

whoooo I'm noble (according to FC.)
mate I couldnt leave you out
have a beer :)

Originally posted by Fin-e
I never said Spaam was king, thats his own deliusion
dont leave my kingdom

Okay. I won't but Keruvalia's still my prince. :)

mate I couldnt leave you out
have a beer :)


A beer would be great right now, cheers. I'm gonna have a feed soon too I think.

Okay. I won't but Keruvalia's still my prince. :)
Am I the only one that keeps getting Kanabia and Keruvalia mixed up?

Originally posted by Fin-e
Am I the only one that keeps getting Kanabia and Keruvalia mixed up?

Kanabia is the Aussie guy who is here. Keruvalia is the Muslim guy who is not here.

well thank you seems everyone was against it but no one will post their own :(
I would but it would be a waste of thread space (unlike me just a waste of space)and it would just get merged. ;)

Kanabia is the Aussie guy who is here. Keruvalia is the Muslim guy who is not here.
The names just get me confused

I would but it would be a waste of thread space (unlike me just a waste of space)and it would just get merged. ;)
then keep it in this thread its all a waste of space

Kanabia is the Aussie guy who is here. Keruvalia is the Muslim guy who is not here.
keruvalia is the hottest, tattooed-ed-est guy on NS. who i am clearly obsessed with.
( thats right dr jim!!!)

Am I the only one that keeps getting Kanabia and Keruvalia mixed up?

I can't say I have :D

Originally posted by Occidio Multus
keruvalia is the hottest, tattooed-ed-est guy on NS. who i am clearly obsessed with.
( thats right dr jim!!!)

Yes,I'd have to agree. That's why 2 people should get a PASTIE award. One for the natural guy and for the muscle guy. In other words, on for Hylian Peoples and one for Keruvalia. :)

A prince! Rock on!

Yes,I'd have to agree. That's why 2 people should get a PASTIE award. One for the natural guy and for the muscle guy. In other words, on for Hylian Peoples and one for Keruvalia. :)
the voting is going to be interesting for sure. but right now, we are having FUN. and nobody is fighting.

then keep it in this thread its all a waste of space
Ha HA
King Sadreiji
Queen Aerou
FieldMarshall Vittos Inordination
Prince Monkeypimp
Prince Kanabia
Princess Shead
Princess Tink
Princess Gaeltech
Magician Lunatic Goofballs
Lady of the Lake Oksana
Master of Arms Kellarly
Court embalmer Occidio Multus
Jester Neo Anarchists
Sugar Cane Plantation owner Harlesburg
Serving Wench Oksana
Town Crier Jesussaves
Stable Boy Spaam-LOL-slight jest

Damn it Harlesburg, you didn't put me. Now I'm going to have to ruin the circus. :(

Ha HA
King Sadreiji
Queen Aerou
FieldMarshall Vittos Inordination
Prince Monkeypimp
Prince Kanabia
Princess Shead
Princess Tink
Princess Gaeltech
Magician Lunatic Goofballs
Jester Neo Anarchists
Sugar Cane Plantation owner Harlesburg
Town Crier Jesussaves
Stable Boy Spaam-LOL-slight jest
i nominate myself as court embalmer, general sicko, and all around dr. death. someone has to do the dirty work.

No "Master of Arms Kellarly"? :(

Me and kanabia as princes? We'd be drunk all the time.



Sounds great.

Damn it Harlesburg, you didn't put me. Now I'm going to have to ruin the circus. :(
I thought about it but Gaetech gave me the best complement ive ever had so Eh.

But your neat so you get the title of serving wench?????
OK how about LAsy of the Lake. ;)

Sdaeriji should be a Prince now.

I think Eutrusca should be a Steward rather than a king... I have the greatest respect for him :D

As for King... well... is there anyone more qualified than me? Possibly Lunatic Goofballs... but definitely not any of the mods. Mods are not allowed to be royalty :p

As for Queen, that is hard... very hard... I am afraid I cannot make that decision. Possibly if Silver or Mezzaluna posted more. Or maybe Bottle. I think that Tink is old enough even... that is definitely up for discussion! Who else could be Queen?
I definately think that lovely Tink girl deserves a shot at Queen!

Serving wench? Who would I be serving?

Me and kanabia as princes? We'd be drunk all the time.



Sounds great.
Thats what the Sugar canes for. ;)

Serving wench? Who would I be serving?
MonkeyPimp and Kanabia of course!

No "Master of Arms Kellarly"? :(
Yeah ok because im in your sig. ;)

Yeah ok because im in your sig. ;)


Hehehe, the POWER of the sig! :D

Originally posted by Harlesburg
MonkeyPimp and Kanabia of course!

Well, okay. I'll go for that. I still have more power than the stable boy, right?

MonkeyPimp and Kanabia of course!

Fuckyea!

Well, okay. I'll go for that. I still have more power than the stable boy, right?
Of course this isnt Communist Russia people!

Tink? Why?

And you're dead wrong. Aerou IS the best. And I'm not just saying that. Maybe not the best choice for queen, but she is the best.
why not me?

I'll just let you all know that I'm going to raise an army and stage a coup against any monarchy established, and install myself as dictator. :D

why not me?


ooooo lets see him talk his way out of this one...

The Correct NS General Royal Court List

God: Max Barry

Emperor: Me. :D

Shogun: TIN

Head Knight in the Shiniest Armour: Spaam

Knights of the Oblong Table: Roach-Busters, Patra Caesar, Findecano Calaelen, Monkeypimp, TPE, Gawdly

Captains of the Guard: Eutrusca, Harlesburg, Kellarly

Ninja Assassin: Pure Metal

Advisor of Evilness/Serving Wench: Shaed

Chief Handmaiden: Tink

Handmaidens: Oksana, Peechland

Obligatory Old Sage: Eutrusca

Royal DJ: Sdaeriji

Bards: Neo-Anarchists, Preebles, Branin, Legless Pirates, Keruvalia

Chef: Daistallia 2104

Stable Boy: Sanctaphrax

Chief Torturer: Myrth

Harem Girls: *Applications welcome* :p


Now, who did I miss? I can create many more random positions.

why not me?

I don't have any particular reasons for why not you, other than there are females around who have been a part of general longer than you. I just want to know why he thought you should be queen.

I'll just let you all know that I'm going to raise an army and stage a coup against any monarchy established, and install myself as dictator. :D

Wow, so its going to be a power struggle between the King (whoever that may be), Vittos Ordination, who wants to be king and has the army, and Sdaeriji, who doesn't want to be king...just El Presidente Sdaeriji of the Empire of NS General.

ooooo lets see him talk his way out of this one...
he can't, he's pissed me off enough lately

I don't have any particular reasons for why not you, other than there are females around who have been a part of general longer than you. I just want to know why he thought you should be queen.
yeah, females that hardly ever post

yeah, females that hardly ever post

Bottle's got more posts than you, hun.

The Correct NS General Royal Court List
Captains of the Guard: Eutrusca, Harlesburg, Kellarly

Heck fine by me as long as i get to keep my Sugar Cane Plantation. ;)

VO only has an army that i gave him as Duke Fedder Von Harle

Bottle's got more posts than you, hun.
only because i got deleted

So I'm just a member of the exploited peasantry, am I?

But then again, we have no king, we are an anarchosyndicalist commune... etc etc an bring on the French taunter! :D

only because i got deleted

Then why don't you tell me why you think you ought to be queen?

The Correct NS General Royal Court List

God: Max Barry

Emperor: Me. :D

Shogun: TIN

Head Knight in the Shiniest Armour: Spaam

Knights of the Oblong Table: Roach-Busters, Patra Caesar, Findecano Calaelen, Monkeypimp, TPE, Gawdly

Captains of the Guard: Eutrusca, Harlesburg, Kellarly

Ninja Assassin: Pure Metal

Advisor of Evilness/Serving Wench: Shaed

Chief Handmaiden: Tink

Handmaidens: Oksana, Peechland

Obligatory Old Sage: Eutrusca

Royal DJ: Sdaeriji

Bards: Neo-Anarchists, Preebles, Branin, Legless Pirates, Keruvalia

Chef: Daistallia 2104

Stable Boy: Sanctaphrax

Chief Torturer: Myrth

Harem Girls: *Applications welcome* :p


Now, who did I miss? I can create many more random positions.
w00t ninja assassin! thats lord ninja assasin to you, Mr. Emperor, sir ;)

So I'm just a member of the exploited peasantry, am I?

But then again, we have no king, we are an anarchosyndicalist commune... etc etc an bring on the French taunter! :D

There is always a position for you in my People's Liberation Army.

There is always a position for you in my People's Liberation Army.
Well according to Kanabia's list I'm a bard. :D Hoorah!

It shouldn't be about how many posts someone has. If this is a popularity contest, then it has to do with who's in the current scene.

Then why don't you tell me why you think you ought to be queen?
i didn't say i should be, Spaam did

Crapola...I went from a Noble to a Handmaiden......wtf is a handmaiden??

Thanks for the mention Findecano :fluffle:

I think I might be more suited as Warrior Maiden or something. Protectorate maybe?


I wish Occ needed an assistant for her evil handy work......I love morbid stuff.

Crapola...I went from a Noble to a Handmaiden......wtf is a handmaiden??

hand·maid also hand·maid·en (-mdn)
n.

1. A woman attendant or servant.

Hmm, I'll think about the warrior-maiden idea. That's kinda cool. :D

http://active.times.lv/pictures/GOTHIC.JPG

there we go, Lord Pure Metal and token wenches :cool:

Wow...tink and peechy look a little different...

http://active.times.lv/pictures/GOTHIC.JPG

there we go, Lord Pure Metal and token wenches :cool:
token wenches eh? a princess not good enough for you?

hand·maid Audio pronunciation of "handmaiden" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hndmd) also hand·maid·en (-mdn)
n.

1. A woman attendant or servant.

Hmm, I'll think about the warrior-maiden idea. That's kinda cool. :D



yeah cause I'd make a crappy servant. I dont serve well. My real name does however mean "Fair warrior maiden". I can slice and dice with a sword or dagger.

Wow...tink and peechy look a little different...
I ain't no wench! I'm a princess! and since Oksana is pretty new I'm next in line for Queen! (just have to get rid of Bottle *plots*)

I ain't no wench! I'm a princess! and since Oksana is pretty new I'm next in line for Queen! (just have to get rid of Bottle *plots*)

Hehe, its seems that plots, murders and coups are already becoming part of the daily life in the court of Emperor Kanabia...

Wow...tink and peechy look a little different...


holy shite...we sure do.....*gasp*

Wow...tink and peechy look a little different...

Great now I'm the forgotten handmaiden. :(

I say the handmiadens revolt. The Wench Revolt!

Great now I'm the forgotten handmaiden. :(

I say the handmiadens revolt. The Wench Revolt!

I'm sure PM has a pic with you in it somewhere! :)

Great now I'm the forgotten handmaiden. :(

I say the handmiadens revolt. The Wench Revolt!

You're not forgotten. I handpicked you to bring me breakfast in bed. :)

Great now I'm the forgotten handmaiden. :(

I say the handmiadens revolt. The Wench Revolt!


There will be no handmaidens Oksy.....I lead a rebellion. We shall serve no one! *hops on black stallion and whips out 5 ft sword*

Great now I'm the forgotten handmaiden. :(

I say the handmiadens revolt. The Wench Revolt!

Wenches don't revolt. We just kill our masters while they sleep and then install new masters who will be less demanding and more willing to reward us and let us give out free hats.

^.^

I ain't no wench! I'm a princess! and since Oksana is pretty new I'm next in line for Queen! (just have to get rid of Bottle *plots*)

Who cares about Bottle. She's never on. Can't be Queen then. Can't be Queen if you're not going to run the country. :rolleyes:

Hehe, its seems that plots, murders and coups are already becoming part of the daily life in the court of Emperor Kanabia...

*mumble*

Don't make me sic Pure Metal and Myrth on all of you.

yeah cause I'd make a crappy servant. I dont serve well. My real name does however mean "Fair warrior maiden". I can slice and dice with a sword or dagger.

Well, you can be Peechland: Warrior Princess.

:D

* plays Beauty of Grey on acoustic guitar in background*


Bring me mead wenches! :D

Wenches don't revolt. We just kill our masters while they sleep and then install new masters who will be less demanding and more willing to reward us and let us give out free hats.

^.^

I'll go with that. Let's not stop there though. We can start a queendom. I have no probs with being run by Tink.

Who cares about Bottle. She's never on. Can't be Queen then. Can't be Queen if you're not going to run the country. :rolleyes:
try telling that to Sdaeriji

Who cares about Bottle. She's never on. Can't be Queen then. Can't be Queen if you're not going to run the country. :rolleyes:
tell that to the Queen

In my future world order, man and woman will be totally EQUAL. Except for me of course, as I will be supreme overlord.

try telling that to Sdaeriji

No, we'll just ignore that. Besides we have Russian man! He will destroy his coup. ;)

In my future world order, man and woman will be totally EQUAL. Except for me of course, as I will be supreme overlord.

But they're totally equal in my empire too. I need someone to bring me breakfast in bed though, and I don't fancy the thought of having a big smelly man do it.

token wenches eh? a princess not good enough for you?
they're just the cleaning ladies, ignore em. servants in my castle must adhere to strict clothing regulations ;)

you're still my princess :fluffle: :fluffle:

*mumble*

Don't make me sic Pure Metal and Myrth on all of you.

To be honest it looks like PM might have his hands full...

...with his sword....


...this is still gonna sound dodgy which ever way you read it...

well im happy being a knight
Sir FC sounds cool

they're just the cleaning ladies, ignore em. servants in my castle must adhere to strict clothing regulations ;)

you're still my princess :fluffle: :fluffle:
I'd rather be Queen but oh well


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I'd rather be Queen but oh well


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
soon my dear, soon...

*more plotting*

they're just the cleaning ladies, ignore em. servants in my castle must adhere to strict clothing regulations ;)

you're still my princess :fluffle: :fluffle:

People can wear whatever they like. People serve who they want. They could go naked for all I care, so long as they obey. If they do not, they die.

*mumble*

Don't make me sic Pure Metal and Myrth on all of you.


But, but, but...

:(

But, but, but...

:(
didnt think you wouls mind if Myrth got on you ;)

hows your ponies dear?

But, but, but...

:(

Aww. I can't stay mad at you. Here, it would be swell of you if you went and disposed of some of those nasty insurrectionists for me.

didnt think you would mind if Myrth got on you ;)

hows your ponies dear?

Hee ^.^

Ponies are... well, I spent my three-day-weekend pretty-ing them up (doing hair and so forth), so hopefully they are benevolent, and won't be killing me in my sleep any time soon >.>

Just thought I would post what I believe is the current NS general forum royalty. The criteria I used to pick these people were frequent posters who I believe make up the core of the forum, feel free to mention anyone who you think I have missed (I know ive missed some that should be here) or to post your own even just discuss

God
Max Barry

King
Eutrusca

Queen
Bottle

i''m flattered, but to be honest i'm only interested in being "Queen" if i can be a powerless figurehead who gets pretty jewels to wear but has no actual impact on governing.

Well, we have a new 'popular' King ;)

And I'm Crown Prince :D

HAIL KING KANABIA!

Hee ^.^

Ponies are... well, I spent my three-day-weekend pretty-ing them up (doing hair and so forth), so hopefully they are benevolent, and won't be killing me in my sleep any time soon >.>

BAH! We didn't get a long weekend! Stupid Melb uni. :mad:

And are the ponies for art at school? Can I run across the road and have a look? :p :D

BAH! We didn't get a long weekend! Stupid Melb uni. :mad:

And are the ponies for art at school? Can I run across the road and have a look? :p :D
One of my (female) mates at uni has a horse... I hate her :(

Yay, i'm King!

And it looks like i'll have to restructure my cabinet a little. Hmm.

One of my (female) mates at uni has a horse... I hate her :(

A friend of mine who goes to USyd has a horse. Hahaha, I doubt it's the same person though. ;)

A friend of mine who goes to USyd has a horse. Hahaha, I doubt it's the same person though. ;)
Yeah, she's a bit older than you :p

But man I want a horse...

Yay, i'm King!

And it looks like i'll have to restructure my cabinet a little. Hmm.
all hail King Kanabia!

i serve you my leige :)

all hail King Kanabia!

i serve you my leige :)

Death to the false king! I am supreme overlord! May many kittens fall on his grave!

Hail King Kanabia! I am forever your loyal nephew and servant!

Death to the false king! I am supreme overlord! May many kittens fall on his grave!
*slaps TIN*

never talk about our lord like that :mad:

*slaps TIN*

never talk about our lord like that :mad:

*Bites off PM's arms*

*Bites off PM's arms*
ow :(

meanie

Meh. Go nuts. It's ridiculous cliquey bullshit, just like it was the first time. It's a great way to make newbies seem unwelcome.

Im a newbie and I never feel unwelcome, even when I am :p

ow :(

meanie

They'll grow back. I just don't like being ruled. I want to be the ruler!

i''m flattered, but to be honest i'm only interested in being "Queen" if i can be a powerless figurehead who gets pretty jewels to wear but has no actual impact on governing.
:eek: you dont want to be able to boss people around? you could order advisors to do the governing and just take all the perks

They'll grow back. I just don't like being ruled. I want to be the ruler!
somebody needs their own kingdom... General is taken, go invade Technical ;)
i'll give you a hand

somebody needs their own kingdom... General is taken, go invade Technical ;)
i'll give you a hand

errr... no. If i'm going to continue playing NS (When I get a PC), I want to still have my nation.

Oi Peasants! Make way for the Noble Pirate!
*races on his horse throught the crowd*

errr... no. If i'm going to continue playing NS (When I get a PC), I want to still have my nation.
:p true

:p true

Exactly. ;)

i''m flattered, but to be honest i'm only interested in being "Queen" if i can be a powerless figurehead who gets pretty jewels to wear but has no actual impact on governing.
hand the title over and I'll let you have some pretty jewels.........

Im a newbie and I never feel unwelcome, even when I am :p
omg! you're South African! you are so definately welcome!

These "Jewls" you mention... How big are they? :D

hand the title over and I'll let you have some pretty jewels.........
only if i still get to be a powerless figurehead. i want everybody to be obligated to like me and say "Long Live Queen Bottle" and sell tourists piles of cheap knockoff china plates bearing pictures of me.

as long as i can get the empty, ceremonial trappings, i am more than willing to abdicate all actual power. :)

only if i still get to be a powerless figurehead. i want everybody to be obligated to like me and say "Long Live Queen Bottle" and sell tourists piles of cheap knockoff china plates bearing pictures of me.

as long as i can get the empty, ceremonial trappings, i am more than willing to abdicate all actual power. :)
can there be two Queens? cause I want the title too.............

can there be two Queens? cause I want the title too.............
Do I hear "catfight"?

Do I hear "catfight"?
I'm not gonna fight with Bottle! she's too lovely!(and the bitch would probably win)

I'm not gonna fight with Bottle! she's too lovely!(and the bitch would probably win)
But there can be only one Queen.....

Just thought I would post what I believe is the current NS general forum royalty. The criteria I used to pick these people were frequent posters who I believe make up the core of the forum, feel free to mention anyone who you think I have missed (I know ive missed some that should be here) or to post your own even just discuss

God
Max Barry

King
Eutrusca

Queen
Bottle

Princes
Spaam
TIN

Princesses
Tink
Oksana

Nobles
TPE
LP
Goofballs
MonkeyPimp
Peechland
Pure Metal
Shaed

Knights
Cog
Myrth

Jester
Johnny Wadd
What's a "noble"? :confused:

But there can be only one Queen.....
but I wanna be Queen..........:(

Im a newbie and I never feel unwelcome, even when I am :p
Ooh, another South African! Yay! I'm a South African who lives half in Sydney and half in Melbourne!

What's a "noble"? :confused:
like a governor, you get given land to rule in the name of the throne

but I wanna be Queen..........:(
Catfight.... :D

but I wanna be Queen..........:(

On my throne, you'd be the queen, sitting right next to me... and Pure metal would be my fur rug. Or your personal pleasure giver. Whatever you want.

can there be two Queens? cause I want the title too.............
tell you what: you be Queen, and I will be Empress. everybody's a winner!

On my throne, you'd be the queen, sitting right next to me... and Pure metal would be my fur rug. Or your personal pleasure giver. Whatever you want.
awwwww, thanks

like a governor, you get given land to rule in the name of the throne
Hmm....

*Evil grin*

*Names his land "The Plutonian Empire"*

*Starts an ad campaign to attract people to his Empire*

I'm not gonna fight with Bottle! she's too lovely!(and the bitch would probably win)
i'll have you know that killing the Queen is a serious offense, even if you kill her by making her blush herself to death :).(and yes, the "bitch" part is what was making me blush!)

On my throne, you'd be the queen, sitting right next to me... and Pure metal would be my fur rug. Or your personal pleasure giver. Whatever you want.
:mad: :mad: damn you're evil TIN

:mad: :mad: damn you're evil TIN
Come over to the PE to fight evil! :)

*slays some peasants*

tell you what: you be Queen, and I will be Empress. everybody's a winner!
ok, it's a deal!

i'll have you know that killing the Queen is a serious offense, even if you kill her by making her blush herself to death :).(and yes, the "bitch" part is what was making me blush!)
:D

:mad: :mad: damn you're evil TIN
you don't wanna be my personal pleasure giver?